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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, you come and to your life
from Philly. It's the number one rated Polly and Tony
Fosco show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
As always Polly Fools Go here.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
With Tony Fools Go and Tony Yo Huge show. Today,
let's go on an NFL trade. We'll tell you why
this is gonna totally backfire on the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
In fact, it already has.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Uh, we got to fix for these crafty NBA playoffs, Tony.
It's gonna blow the people's mind out there. They're not
going to know what hit him exactly. Also, we'll tell
you why the media should be ashamed of its Justin
Tucker release coverage, whatever they're doing there. And more controversy
surrounding Shadeur Sanders. When we're done talking, it's all gonna
be over PayPal. You're not gonna even exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
And let's just say we're closing the shador on that controversy.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Terrific wordplay that, Tony. And one important announcement. As you
may have noticed in allow episode, we did not do
our hockey segment do to creative differences with our sponsor
at Labat's Blue. Well, we're going to be addressing that
whole situation later in the show.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So just sit tight, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
And why you're sitting there, yeah, you you watch and
listening right now is subscribe You're like, you don't just
sit there. You do it also leave reviews on Apple podcasts.
And when you do that, you don't do it like
this one. Put up that what we just saw come
through this. Mister Michel first of all, gave the show
four stars out of five. Must have hit the wrong
button there.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
With mister moron.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, he wrote, why is the show so short?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Keep up the crazy? Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
First of all, this is not a complaint box. Okay,
that's not what's going on here. Number two, you know,
look at how angry all these people doing sports shows
are all day, you know, steven a right, Frances, You
want to know why these people are angry because they're
forced to sit in a studio for three hours a
day and talk.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They're miserable.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, this show's the perfect legs. If you want it
to be longer, then just go rewatch it. The only
thing that's too short is how it produces tiny penis.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But that's another.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Story, and that's another story, exactly, a great one that
Dony Anyway, Thank you on that note, we got all
that out of the way, Let's get right into our
top story, a.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Story diar right first out.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The gate, stunning news out of the NFL, the Ravens
releasing longtime kicker Justin Tucker over allegations that he sexually
assaulted several massage therapists in what Dashaun Watson is calling
quote an absolute miscarriage of justice and also quote very hot.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Now Justin Tucker has come out.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
To He's saying he's being unfairly targeted and that this
is quote all tabloid fodder. And that sounds totally right,
doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Dony.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know, if there's one thing we know about these
sleazy tabloids and magazines, it's that they're always desperate for
content about two things, the royal family and NFL kickers.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
They just know that's what sells. And it's so sickening.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
If I have to see one more cover story about
Prince Harry or Jason Elam or what Sebastian Janikowski did, I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Going to flip my lids. Save me at doty. You know,
it's just sickening. I mean, if I have to open
TMZ one more time and see some headline about Greg Zerline.
I'm just not going on the site again. I'm tired
of it.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, me too. Enough with the Kicker gossip already. It's enough.
It's enough.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And by the way, while we're on the story, you know,
people they're also mad at the Ravens here doo because
when they came out with their statement that they were
releasing Justin Tucker, they said that it was quote a
football move and had nothing to do with the allegations.
Now people are saying this is a load of ball,
not true. But it's clear that these people are missing
the point, aren't they don'y.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You know, this is where I'm unclear.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
When they say football move, are they talking about football
the sport or the fact that Justin Tucker enjoys having
a warm foot placed on his balls, because I heard
that's what led to his release. Well, to be clear,
not his release from the team, but you know from
his penis. So until we get clarity on that, I
(04:14):
think people need to settle down.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Great point that, Dony, And well, now let's go to
some NFL trade news. The Cowboys have acquired wide receiver
George Pickens from the Steelers, and yeah, felt Dony. This
is already lining up to be a problem for the Cowboys,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You know, the Cowboys have spent nearly a decade now
telling Dak not to throw picks. Now they're going to
be telling him to throw to Pickens. You know that's
going to confuse Dak. Look at what's already happening. They
keep telling him to throw the ball to c D
and he keeps throwing the ball to the dB. If
(04:53):
I'm the Cowboys, I'm asking George Pickens to change his
name to George Catches.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's the only salution.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's the only solution that Don'ty Just terrific analysis. Well,
now to some interesting news surrounding Shadur Sanders. Reports coming
out about a disturbing pre draft meeting between Shadur and
the New York Giants. Now, these reports say that the
Giants gave Shadur a playbook filled with quote intentional mistakes
(05:22):
to see if he would catch them, and.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Apparently he didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Now, people they're saying that's because Shadur didn't bother to
read the playbook.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But that's clearly not what happened here, is it, Tony?
Not at all?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
My sources tell me that Shador did read the Giants playbook,
but when he saw all the mistakes, he thought they
were supposed to be there, because again, this was the
Giants playbook. You're like, when Shadur saw all the plays
that were clearly asked backwards and looked like they were
designed by seven year olds playing Madden, he thought, those
are the plays that Daniel Jones must have been running
(05:56):
when the team went eight and forty two over the
last three seasons. You know, people need to think before
they make such reckless allegations.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Just terrific analysis and perspective that Tony, and you know,
before you think we're here to defend Shadur Sanders, We're
clearly not not there. You know a lot of people,
including us, are saying that dropping in a draft was
good for Shadur, absolutely because his ego got though massive
and he needed to be humbled. And Tony, this is
(06:26):
definitely the lesson he needed to learn, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You know, Shador Sanders needed to learn that he's not special.
I mean, do you really think it's special to be
able to play college football for a Division one team
and be able to throw a ball fifty yards down?
The field while on the run and here to receive
a square in the hands as he's running to the
back of the end zone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Not in the slightest He's just glad this young man
finally learned the valuable lesson there. Anyway, one more story
we got to bring up there, just totally bizarre. An
in Atlanta is suing the NFL for one hundred million
dollars for quote emotional distress he suffered by having to
watch Sadeur Sanders drop in the draft. Now, the man
(07:12):
has yet to be identified, but Tony, you'll did some
investigative work here and you have a pretty good hunch
who this person is, don't you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I do.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I've dug into this and I've been able to narrow
down who this person is. First, we've established that he
lives in the Atlanta area. He's got to be a
friend of Dion Sanders, yep. And he's got to also
be shamelessly desperate to make millions of dollars, and that
means it can only be one person.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Mc hammer. There you go.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Wow, mystery incredible journalism that, Dony, and thank you well.
Now to these NBA playoffs will start in the Eastern
Conference with this series between the Knicks and the Celtics,
and in Game one, the Celtics missed a whopping forty
five three pointers in a completely unwatchable game. And well,
this just proves that it's finally time for a change,
(08:08):
isn't it doning?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You know, this is what I've never understood. If you
get points for making a shot, shouldn't you also lose
points for missing a shot. If we want these lazy
NBA players to stop chucking up threes, the NBA needs
to make it so those misses count as negative three points.
I mean, that's the way it works in other games,
you know, like Jeopardy or press your luck when a
(08:32):
contestant lands.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
On a whamie.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So that's why I've gone back and adjusted the score
of Game one. The final score was actually Nicks thirty seven,
Celtics negative one hundred and two.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Just great basketball analysis that Dony just to welcome and
much needed change to the game. And well, now we
move to the Western Conference, the Clippers once again flaming
out of the playoffs to the Nuggets and Tony. It's
clear to see what went wrong for the Clippers.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
There isn't it one hundred percent?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
The Clippers should have fired their coach right before the series,
just like the Nuggets did. All that stability and continuity
in the Clippers organization allowed the Nuggets to know exactly
what plays Tyron Lou was gonna run.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Just a huge mistake.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
If the Clippers had just fired Tyron Lou a couple
of weeks ago, they'd be in the second round by now.
And if I'm the Nuggets, you gotta keep that strategy going.
So don't be surprised if they cut Nicola Djokick sometime
during the playoffs just to catch the other teams off guard.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Bound to happen, Tony and Well staying in the NBA,
you know something we need to clear up here. You know,
we've spent several weeks, as you know, defending Anthony Edwards,
who is fined by the NBA. If a telling a
fan quote, my dick is bigger than yours. Now, we
said last week how the strategy by Edwards work perfectly
because you could see how many open shots he was
(10:03):
getting against the Lakers. You know, the Lakers they didn't
want to get close to him for fear of getting
grazed by that massive penis Well, Tony, as we saw
in Game one of the Warriors series versus the Wolves.
The strategy is now backfiring, isn't it totally?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You see, the Warriors play in the San Francisco area,
which has a long history of not only tolerating but
encouraging men on man contact. As we saw in Game
one where the Warriors held the Tea Wolves to eighty
eight points, they have no problem getting close to Anthony
Edwards and his allegedly massive penis. If I'm Anthony Edwards,
(10:40):
I might actually want to announce that I have a
very small penis, as that may actually get some Warriors
defenders to back away a little.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Just rock solid basketball analysis that, Dony. And you know,
when you think about it, what do the Warriors play small?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
They understand that you want to tell your opponent you
have a tiny penis in order to keep them away.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's the right what.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Don't you look at that we mentioned tiny penises and
look who starts talking exactly?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
There you go? What?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No, No, Actually, I just think somebody should point out
that this is supposed to be a sports show, and
yet you've spent most of this episode, and like the
last three episodes, talking NonStop about male Genitalia. Maybe try
talking sports.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Oh, actually, great both day. You know it's sport. I
love shooting.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, maybe we'll talk about your favorite sport masturbating.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, stop rolling the show.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And by the way, there's about to blow up in
your face because watch our next topic. You know you
think we only do Curian stuff. We're about to talk
about religion. Yeah, in your face watch this, you know. Yeah, well,
as you might know if you follow world news closely
like we do, the Catholic Church has been searching for
a new pope, now, donty for what we've heard, they
only looked at old men in Italy, and frankly, this
(12:12):
is why the church is so out of step exactly
if they want to connect with people, there's one perfect
choice for pope, isn't that DONI.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, we know.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
The man who is perfect to be pope, and his
name is Nick Foles.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
He's already performed several miracles, y'all put up that graphic.
He once threw seven touchdowns in a single game.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yep, that's a miracle. Yep.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
He won a Super Bowl as a backup quarterback.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yep, that's a miracle. Yep.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
And he defeated the forces of evil the Patriots.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yep, very holy.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
And also let's just say, when you look down his pants, you.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Can tell that he's been blessed by God.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Great breakdown, that dony yank you well, hold on a
producer back there giving us the stink guy?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
What are you looking at us? All word for? What
do you now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That just proves my point exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh well, I'll show you a point when I stab
you in the eye with a pencil.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, you know it has no point. You're inverted penis O.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Great one.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I just ignore him, don'ty anyway, You're right. Let's move
on to some baseball controversy. On a recent Mets broadcast,
the announcer that Keith Andanz used the phrase drag a
bunt when a hitter laid down a bunch, and then
he quickly said, quote, we're not allowed to use that
term anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
People said he was being overly sensitive and you know,
kind of joking on PC culture. But he's totally right,
isn't he, Tony.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He's totally right. This is baseball.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Stop trying to indoctrinate our children into this lifestyle. We've
all seen this before. One minute you're teaching kids about
drag bunts. The next minute they're going the school dressed
up in awag and singing Liza Minelli songs.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's bad enough that we have.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
A sport built around boys holding a large piece of
wood and trying to hit balls.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
We gotta keep politics. You go again, There you go again?
What do you go now?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You guys literally can't go one segment? That's somehow bringing
it back to Genitalia.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well, I'm gonna bring you back behind a dumpster and
I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, you know who's never brought you back? A woman
to her bedroom?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh there you going yet? Already start up? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I think mister mchel or whatever likes that you're lengything
of the show, but nobody else, nobody else likes it.
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be right back after these other messages. Okay, we're back.
All right, we need to address let's just call it
a situation on the show. Okay, as you know, a
couple of weeks back, we told you we arranged a
(15:48):
multimillion dollar deal with le Bat's Blue to do a
hockey segment every week on this show. Now, some fool
on your tube commented on last week's show. He said, quote,
rookie mistake forgot to do the hockey segment.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Please, you're the mistaken one. You're the mistake.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You see, if you understood how this business works, you
know that we got into a bit of what you'd
call a disagreement creative differences with the people at La
bats Blow. Yeah, they said our hockey segment was quote
bad and damaging to their brand, and they complained that
we fell short of the five minute agreed upon time
(16:26):
length there right now.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Obviously we disagreed. We thought it was perfect.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
But since we're business people, we've decided to listen to
our annoying lawyers and doing the business what they call
a make good, right, Tony, Yeah, exactly, Okay, So right
now they'll make this all good. We're going to do
five minutes of uninterrupted Stanley Cup playoff expert analysis, brought
to you by our dear friends at LA bats Blow.
(16:51):
So let's go ahead, put five minutes on the clock there,
and all right, Tony, let's talk some hockey.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
These playoffs have been it's so exciting, so let me
break it all down for you. Right now, we're in
the second round, which means that the first round is
over and whoever wins this round will advance to the
next round, also known as.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
The third round.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
So there's a lot at stake here because if you
don't win this round, you're eliminated. So it's very key
that teams right now focus on winning these games, but
more specifically winning more games than their opponent in the
best of seven series.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
So it's really a must win a go home situation,
especially if your team has fewer wins than your opponent.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
How am I doing on time so far?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Is just starting to approach the four minute mark that
Dony lots of time left, Pop and roll it perfect.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
That's perfect because I really want to dig into these matchups,
you know, I really want to get into the.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Meat of these matchups.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
So of course everyone's watching this Maple Leafs Versus Pants
series and the outstanding play by the star players of course,
you know what I'm talking about. For Florida, there's uh
Karda ver Hagary and Uvis bat link CS and Brad
(18:21):
mat Chan and especially Karda Vahagen who's had a lot
of s ogs in game one. And for many of
you out there who don't know what s ogs are.
That's what we call an abbreviation. You know, when you
abbreviate something, it means that, you know, instead of saying
(18:42):
the word of this whole long phrase, you shorten it.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
You just say the letters.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
So you know, think of an abbreviation you see every day,
like you know, CBS, that's like an abbreviation that stands
for your.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
How are we doing on time so far?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
We still got over three minutes left, DONI, but you're
doing great.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Just can't terrific terrific.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
You know, we can't talk about this matchup without getting
into the goalies. We have to talk about the goalies
because goalies are so important. You see that this is
all going to come down to who scores the most
goals and also who stops the most goals, And that's
the goalies job. If there wasn't a goalie, you would
just have an open neck. But because their.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Hold on, Don, I'm getting the call here from a
Canada number.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Hold on hold oh okay, take whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
Calm down, bro, whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
What?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I'm ruining this segment? The other one called me in
the middle of it. I thought you Canadians was supposed
to be polite. Fuck me, fuck yo, go sucker mooses,
fucking pale ass bastard.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
What's what? What?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
What?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What happened? What happened? You sure? I still got like
twenty minutes of research?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You know? It was just other shows that our country
needs to stop being friends with these assholes in Canada.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yep, I thought you would be right by the way. Yeah,
I did do. I prepared for this whole You know what,
let's just wrap the show right there. Okay? Oh oh no,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
The only person worse than a Canadian? Yeah, producing Jay,
what do you want directions? Oh god, just go. You
said the Giants were eight and forty two over the
last three seasons.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, terrible embarrassment of a franchise, bro, No, what's embarrassing
is your research.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
They actually went eighteen and forty two. They even had
a winning record three seasons ago.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh yeah, well you're gonna go eighteen feet when I
drop you from my balcony.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah. And on the subject of Giant, your mom's vagina?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Oh great one.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
You're still talking?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
What what you butchered all those NHL player names. There's
no player named Brad Marchant.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Great player, bro. Yeah, watch him every night?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You know you you clearly don't because his name is
pronounced mar Shawn. He's a French descent.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh yeah, well, I'm going to dump your dead body
in homage and leave it there.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah. And you know who's never seen a descent? Your balls.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Talking?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
About but Tony, someone who's not getting cut off this
dime booked on the show, guaranteed the bre next week.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Just getting through.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles future for that
he don't don't forget you subscribe to this channel right
your rate and review on Apple, Bye guy, nearly five
stars and.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
You don't complain.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Now you go to the merch store and you're bayloading
and startch Bye and well Tony, great job, as always.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Sank to you, pouie. Another floorless show. There you go.
We'll see people next week. See uh
All right, all right, you come and to your life
from Philly. It's the number one rated Polly and Tony
Fosco show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
As always Polly Fools Go here.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
With Tony Fools Go and Tony Yo Huge show. Today,
let's go on an NFL trade. We'll tell you why
this is gonna totally backfire on the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
In fact, it already has.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Uh, we got to fix for these crafty NBA playoffs, Tony.
It's gonna blow the people's mind out there. They're not
going to know what hit him exactly. Also, we'll tell
you why the media should be ashamed of its Justin
Tucker release coverage, whatever they're doing there. And more controversy
surrounding Shadeur Sanders. When we're done talking, it's all gonna
be over PayPal. You're not gonna even exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
And let's just say we're closing the shador on that controversy.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Terrific wordplay that, Tony. And one important announcement. As you
may have noticed in allow episode, we did not do
our hockey segment do to creative differences with our sponsor
at Labat's Blue. Well, we're going to be addressing that
whole situation later in the show.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So just sit tight, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
And why you're sitting there, yeah, you you watch and
listening right now is subscribe You're like, you don't just
sit there. You do it also leave reviews on Apple podcasts.
And when you do that, you don't do it like
this one. Put up that what we just saw come
through this. Mister Michel first of all, gave the show
four stars out of five. Must have hit the wrong
button there.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
With mister moron.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, he wrote, why is the show so short?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Keep up the crazy? Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
First of all, this is not a complaint box. Okay,
that's not what's going on here. Number two, you know,
look at how angry all these people doing sports shows
are all day, you know, steven a right, Frances, You
want to know why these people are angry because they're
forced to sit in a studio for three hours a
day and talk.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They're miserable.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, this show's the perfect legs. If you want it
to be longer, then just go rewatch it. The only
thing that's too short is how it produces tiny penis.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But that's another.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Story, and that's another story, exactly, a great one that
Dony Anyway, Thank you on that note, we got all
that out of the way, Let's get right into our
top story, a.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Story diar right first out.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The gate, stunning news out of the NFL, the Ravens
releasing longtime kicker Justin Tucker over allegations that he sexually
assaulted several massage therapists in what Dashaun Watson is calling
quote an absolute miscarriage of justice and also quote very hot.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Now Justin Tucker has come out.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
To He's saying he's being unfairly targeted and that this
is quote all tabloid fodder. And that sounds totally right,
doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Dony.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know, if there's one thing we know about these
sleazy tabloids and magazines, it's that they're always desperate for
content about two things, the royal family and NFL kickers.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
They just know that's what sells. And it's so sickening.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
If I have to see one more cover story about
Prince Harry or Jason Elam or what Sebastian Janikowski did, I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Going to flip my lids. Save me at doty. You know,
it's just sickening. I mean, if I have to open
TMZ one more time and see some headline about Greg Zerline.
I'm just not going on the site again. I'm tired
of it.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, me too. Enough with the Kicker gossip already. It's enough.
It's enough.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And by the way, while we're on the story, you know,
people they're also mad at the Ravens here doo because
when they came out with their statement that they were
releasing Justin Tucker, they said that it was quote a
football move and had nothing to do with the allegations.
Now people are saying this is a load of ball,
not true. But it's clear that these people are missing
the point, aren't they don'y.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You know, this is where I'm unclear.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
When they say football move, are they talking about football
the sport or the fact that Justin Tucker enjoys having
a warm foot placed on his balls, because I heard
that's what led to his release. Well, to be clear,
not his release from the team, but you know from
his penis. So until we get clarity on that, I
(04:14):
think people need to settle down.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Great point that, Dony, And well, now let's go to
some NFL trade news. The Cowboys have acquired wide receiver
George Pickens from the Steelers, and yeah, felt Dony. This
is already lining up to be a problem for the Cowboys,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You know, the Cowboys have spent nearly a decade now
telling Dak not to throw picks. Now they're going to
be telling him to throw to Pickens. You know that's
going to confuse Dak. Look at what's already happening. They
keep telling him to throw the ball to c D
and he keeps throwing the ball to the dB. If
(04:53):
I'm the Cowboys, I'm asking George Pickens to change his
name to George Catches.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's the only salution.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's the only solution that Don'ty Just terrific analysis. Well,
now to some interesting news surrounding Shadur Sanders. Reports coming
out about a disturbing pre draft meeting between Shadur and
the New York Giants. Now, these reports say that the
Giants gave Shadur a playbook filled with quote intentional mistakes
(05:22):
to see if he would catch them, and.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Apparently he didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Now, people they're saying that's because Shadur didn't bother to
read the playbook.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But that's clearly not what happened here, is it, Tony?
Not at all?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
My sources tell me that Shador did read the Giants playbook,
but when he saw all the mistakes, he thought they
were supposed to be there, because again, this was the
Giants playbook. You're like, when Shadur saw all the plays
that were clearly asked backwards and looked like they were
designed by seven year olds playing Madden, he thought, those
are the plays that Daniel Jones must have been running
(05:56):
when the team went eight and forty two over the
last three seasons. You know, people need to think before
they make such reckless allegations.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Just terrific analysis and perspective that Tony, and you know,
before you think we're here to defend Shadur Sanders, We're
clearly not not there. You know a lot of people,
including us, are saying that dropping in a draft was
good for Shadur, absolutely because his ego got though massive
and he needed to be humbled. And Tony, this is
(06:26):
definitely the lesson he needed to learn, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You know, Shador Sanders needed to learn that he's not special.
I mean, do you really think it's special to be
able to play college football for a Division one team
and be able to throw a ball fifty yards down?
The field while on the run and here to receive
a square in the hands as he's running to the
back of the end zone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Not in the slightest He's just glad this young man
finally learned the valuable lesson there. Anyway, one more story
we got to bring up there, just totally bizarre. An
in Atlanta is suing the NFL for one hundred million
dollars for quote emotional distress he suffered by having to
watch Sadeur Sanders drop in the draft. Now, the man
(07:12):
has yet to be identified, but Tony, you'll did some
investigative work here and you have a pretty good hunch
who this person is, don't you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I do.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I've dug into this and I've been able to narrow
down who this person is. First, we've established that he
lives in the Atlanta area. He's got to be a
friend of Dion Sanders, yep. And he's got to also
be shamelessly desperate to make millions of dollars, and that
means it can only be one person.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Mc hammer. There you go.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Wow, mystery incredible journalism that, Dony, and thank you well.
Now to these NBA playoffs will start in the Eastern
Conference with this series between the Knicks and the Celtics,
and in Game one, the Celtics missed a whopping forty
five three pointers in a completely unwatchable game. And well,
this just proves that it's finally time for a change,
(08:08):
isn't it doning?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You know, this is what I've never understood. If you
get points for making a shot, shouldn't you also lose
points for missing a shot. If we want these lazy
NBA players to stop chucking up threes, the NBA needs
to make it so those misses count as negative three points.
I mean, that's the way it works in other games,
you know, like Jeopardy or press your luck when a
(08:32):
contestant lands.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
On a whamie.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So that's why I've gone back and adjusted the score
of Game one. The final score was actually Nicks thirty seven,
Celtics negative one hundred and two.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Just great basketball analysis that Dony just to welcome and
much needed change to the game. And well, now we
move to the Western Conference, the Clippers once again flaming
out of the playoffs to the Nuggets and Tony. It's
clear to see what went wrong for the Clippers.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
There isn't it one hundred percent?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
The Clippers should have fired their coach right before the series,
just like the Nuggets did. All that stability and continuity
in the Clippers organization allowed the Nuggets to know exactly
what plays Tyron Lou was gonna run.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Just a huge mistake.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
If the Clippers had just fired Tyron Lou a couple
of weeks ago, they'd be in the second round by now.
And if I'm the Nuggets, you gotta keep that strategy going.
So don't be surprised if they cut Nicola Djokick sometime
during the playoffs just to catch the other teams off guard.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Bound to happen, Tony and Well staying in the NBA,
you know something we need to clear up here. You know,
we've spent several weeks, as you know, defending Anthony Edwards,
who is fined by the NBA. If a telling a
fan quote, my dick is bigger than yours. Now, we
said last week how the strategy by Edwards work perfectly
because you could see how many open shots he was
(10:03):
getting against the Lakers. You know, the Lakers they didn't
want to get close to him for fear of getting
grazed by that massive penis Well, Tony, as we saw
in Game one of the Warriors series versus the Wolves.
The strategy is now backfiring, isn't it totally?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You see, the Warriors play in the San Francisco area,
which has a long history of not only tolerating but
encouraging men on man contact. As we saw in Game
one where the Warriors held the Tea Wolves to eighty
eight points, they have no problem getting close to Anthony
Edwards and his allegedly massive penis. If I'm Anthony Edwards,
(10:40):
I might actually want to announce that I have a
very small penis, as that may actually get some Warriors
defenders to back away a little.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Just rock solid basketball analysis that, Dony. And you know,
when you think about it, what do the Warriors play small?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
They understand that you want to tell your opponent you
have a tiny penis in order to keep them away.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's the right what.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Don't you look at that we mentioned tiny penises and
look who starts talking exactly?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
There you go? What?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No, No, Actually, I just think somebody should point out
that this is supposed to be a sports show, and
yet you've spent most of this episode, and like the
last three episodes, talking NonStop about male Genitalia. Maybe try
talking sports.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Oh, actually, great both day. You know it's sport. I
love shooting.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, maybe we'll talk about your favorite sport masturbating.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, stop rolling the show.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And by the way, there's about to blow up in
your face because watch our next topic. You know you
think we only do Curian stuff. We're about to talk
about religion. Yeah, in your face watch this, you know. Yeah, well,
as you might know if you follow world news closely
like we do, the Catholic Church has been searching for
a new pope, now, donty for what we've heard, they
only looked at old men in Italy, and frankly, this
(12:12):
is why the church is so out of step exactly
if they want to connect with people, there's one perfect
choice for pope, isn't that DONI.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, we know.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
The man who is perfect to be pope, and his
name is Nick Foles.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
He's already performed several miracles, y'all put up that graphic.
He once threw seven touchdowns in a single game.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yep, that's a miracle. Yep.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
He won a Super Bowl as a backup quarterback.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yep, that's a miracle. Yep.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
And he defeated the forces of evil the Patriots.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yep, very holy.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
And also let's just say, when you look down his pants, you.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Can tell that he's been blessed by God.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Great breakdown, that dony yank you well, hold on a
producer back there giving us the stink guy?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
What are you looking at us? All word for? What
do you now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That just proves my point exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh well, I'll show you a point when I stab
you in the eye with a pencil.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, you know it has no point. You're inverted penis O.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Great one.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I just ignore him, don'ty anyway, You're right. Let's move
on to some baseball controversy. On a recent Mets broadcast,
the announcer that Keith Andanz used the phrase drag a
bunt when a hitter laid down a bunch, and then
he quickly said, quote, we're not allowed to use that
term anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
People said he was being overly sensitive and you know,
kind of joking on PC culture. But he's totally right,
isn't he, Tony.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He's totally right. This is baseball.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Stop trying to indoctrinate our children into this lifestyle. We've
all seen this before. One minute you're teaching kids about
drag bunts. The next minute they're going the school dressed
up in awag and singing Liza Minelli songs.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's bad enough that we have.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
A sport built around boys holding a large piece of
wood and trying to hit balls.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
We gotta keep politics. You go again, There you go again?
What do you go now?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You guys literally can't go one segment? That's somehow bringing
it back to Genitalia.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well, I'm gonna bring you back behind a dumpster and
I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, you know who's never brought you back? A woman
to her bedroom?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh there you going yet? Already start up? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I think mister mchel or whatever likes that you're lengything
of the show, but nobody else, nobody else likes it.
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Isn't that right? Don'ty?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah, there's nothing more thrilling than flying in and out
of Newark. I was on a plane the other day
and let me tell you that people on the plane
were screaming with excitement. Of course, and you know it's
the summer. People want to get away from it all. Yep,
when you fly through Newark, you can literally get so
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Book your flight through Newark, now, hurry because there were
only twelve thousand seats left Newark International. All right, we'll
be right back after these other messages. Okay, we're back.
All right, we need to address let's just call it
a situation on the show. Okay, as you know, a
couple of weeks back, we told you we arranged a
(15:48):
multimillion dollar deal with le Bat's Blue to do a
hockey segment every week on this show. Now, some fool
on your tube commented on last week's show. He said, quote,
rookie mistake forgot to do the hockey segment.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Please, you're the mistaken one. You're the mistake.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You see, if you understood how this business works, you
know that we got into a bit of what you'd
call a disagreement creative differences with the people at La
bats Blow. Yeah, they said our hockey segment was quote
bad and damaging to their brand, and they complained that
we fell short of the five minute agreed upon time
(16:26):
length there right now.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Obviously we disagreed. We thought it was perfect.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
But since we're business people, we've decided to listen to
our annoying lawyers and doing the business what they call
a make good, right, Tony, Yeah, exactly, Okay, So right
now they'll make this all good. We're going to do
five minutes of uninterrupted Stanley Cup playoff expert analysis, brought
to you by our dear friends at LA bats Blow.
(16:51):
So let's go ahead, put five minutes on the clock there,
and all right, Tony, let's talk some hockey.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
These playoffs have been it's so exciting, so let me
break it all down for you. Right now, we're in
the second round, which means that the first round is
over and whoever wins this round will advance to the
next round, also known as.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
The third round.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
So there's a lot at stake here because if you
don't win this round, you're eliminated. So it's very key
that teams right now focus on winning these games, but
more specifically winning more games than their opponent in the
best of seven series.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
So it's really a must win a go home situation,
especially if your team has fewer wins than your opponent.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
How am I doing on time so far?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Is just starting to approach the four minute mark that
Dony lots of time left, Pop and roll it perfect.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
That's perfect because I really want to dig into these matchups,
you know, I really want to get into the.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Meat of these matchups.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
So of course everyone's watching this Maple Leafs Versus Pants
series and the outstanding play by the star players of course,
you know what I'm talking about. For Florida, there's uh
Karda ver Hagary and Uvis bat link CS and Brad
(18:21):
mat Chan and especially Karda Vahagen who's had a lot
of s ogs in game one. And for many of
you out there who don't know what s ogs are.
That's what we call an abbreviation. You know, when you
abbreviate something, it means that, you know, instead of saying
(18:42):
the word of this whole long phrase, you shorten it.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
You just say the letters.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
So you know, think of an abbreviation you see every day,
like you know, CBS, that's like an abbreviation that stands
for your.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
How are we doing on time so far?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
We still got over three minutes left, DONI, but you're
doing great.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Just can't terrific terrific.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
You know, we can't talk about this matchup without getting
into the goalies. We have to talk about the goalies
because goalies are so important. You see that this is
all going to come down to who scores the most
goals and also who stops the most goals, And that's
the goalies job. If there wasn't a goalie, you would
just have an open neck. But because their.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Hold on, Don, I'm getting the call here from a
Canada number.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Hold on hold oh okay, take whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
Calm down, bro, whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
What?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I'm ruining this segment? The other one called me in
the middle of it. I thought you Canadians was supposed
to be polite. Fuck me, fuck yo, go sucker mooses,
fucking pale ass bastard.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
What's what? What?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
What?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What happened? What happened? You sure? I still got like
twenty minutes of research?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You know? It was just other shows that our country
needs to stop being friends with these assholes in Canada.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yep, I thought you would be right by the way. Yeah,
I did do. I prepared for this whole You know what,
let's just wrap the show right there. Okay? Oh oh no,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
The only person worse than a Canadian? Yeah, producing Jay,
what do you want directions? Oh god, just go. You
said the Giants were eight and forty two over the
last three seasons.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, terrible embarrassment of a franchise, bro, No, what's embarrassing
is your research.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
They actually went eighteen and forty two. They even had
a winning record three seasons ago.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh yeah, well you're gonna go eighteen feet when I
drop you from my balcony.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah. And on the subject of Giant, your mom's vagina?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Oh great one.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
You're still talking?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
What what you butchered all those NHL player names. There's
no player named Brad Marchant.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Great player, bro. Yeah, watch him every night?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You know you you clearly don't because his name is
pronounced mar Shawn. He's a French descent.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh yeah, well, I'm going to dump your dead body
in homage and leave it there.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah. And you know who's never seen a descent? Your balls.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Talking?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
About but Tony, someone who's not getting cut off this
dime booked on the show, guaranteed the bre next week.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Just getting through.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles future for that
he don't don't forget you subscribe to this channel right
your rate and review on Apple, Bye guy, nearly five
stars and.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
You don't complain.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Now you go to the merch store and you're bayloading
and startch Bye and well Tony, great job, as always.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Sank to you, pouie. Another floorless show. There you go.
We'll see people next week. See uh
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