Paulie & Tony Fusco react to Rob Gronkowski saying that Aaron Hernandez "enjoyed himself" during Patriots team meetings, and why this is a GREAT lesson for players and coaches. Plus, how the alleged Brittany Mahomes boob job will help Patrick Mahomes and why A.J. Brown is right to be concerned about Eagles players filming each other having sex. Plus, they explain why Brock Purdy is NOT NEARLY "OVERPAID" after getting a $265 mil contract from the 49ers.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, come into your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fosco show.
Y'all as always, Polly Fools go here with Tony FoST
going Tony Huge.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You know, Rob Gronkowski just said something about Aaron Hernandez
that some people are calling disturbing. Yeah, we'll tell you
why they're the ones are disturbing us. And also talking
about dumb people. You know, they're saying brock parties over paid. Yeah,
we'll tell you why these people can't count. And also
I'll tell you why Britney Mahomes and her alleged boob job.
(00:41):
You know, gotta say, Tony has things looking up for
Patrick Mahomes doesn't.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm looking up and horizontal.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, good point that, Tony. Anyway, before we get into
the show, remember you, yeah, you out there. You know
you gotta like you subscribe your review on Apple Podcasts.
You don't just sit there like some lazy bum right.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
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also the bots too.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You know they can hit like two if they want.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, don't forget the bots can hit like the Yeah,
scalking to everybody. All right, now that we got all
that out of the way, let's get right into our
top story story.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
All right, first out the gate.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You know, as journalists, it's our duty to report on
anything surrounding the game of football, and that's why we
must discuss this stunning interview from the show Busting with
the Boys where Rob Gronkowski claimed that during a Patriots
team meeting, he once saw Aaron Hernandez masturbating.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Now, yeah, people are finding the story very disturbing. But Tony,
I gotta admit when I heard this, frankly, I was impressed.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You know, honestly, I was two. I mean, you know,
what do we always say players need to have.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
A love of football.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
There a love of football is everything, you know, and
this story just shows that Aaron Hernandez loved football well
so much that it actually made him physically aroused. You know,
if I'm a coach and I see a guy masturbating
during film sessions, I think that guy's a keeper.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
If he's that excited during film study, think about how
excited he's gonna be on game day.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Great point, don'ty.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And you know, this makes me think that maybe these
NFL coaches have been too strict I mean, you know,
we constantly hear stories about players skipping film sessions. Well,
maybe if this coach has told them that they were
allowed to masturbate during the film sessions, these players would want.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
To show up, absolutely, And you know that way of
teaching could work, and so many other sports too, like baseball, golf, hockey, lacrosse.
You know what's the most important part of those sports
the grip exactly. You know, if you want a young
man to learn how to properly grip equipment, don't you
(02:56):
think he should first learn how to properly grip his
own equip.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It meant another great point that, Doty. And you know
this is really a great lesson for younger players, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You know?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Of course, I mean, what do coaches always say to
play is play with within yourself exactly. Well, how can
you learn to play within yourself if you don't first
learn to play with yourself?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So true and so well said that, Dony.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, I have to say I do kind of
have a problem with people saying that it's weird for
Aaron Hernandez to have masturbated during these film sessions. I mean,
I have to admit, when I watch video of the
Philly Special. I sometimes pull my pants down and you know,
hold my own Lombody Trophy.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I mean, who doesn't Who doesn't you know?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I mean if you're basically watching a grown man pound
his way into an end zone, I mean, that's arousing.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You know, what's the difference between that and you know exactly?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You know? I was on a date the other night
and this girl came back to my place and she said,
do you have something we can watch to set the mood?
And I said, of course, And I put on a
video of this year's Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
And I have no shame in admitting this.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
But when Kooper Degen ran back that pick six, well,
let's just say I ejaculated in my pants.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Again, no shame, totally understandable. Anybody was, of course.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Ah, all right, got to this next story, and you know, again,
as journalists, it is our duty to report on any
story surrounding the game of football.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
One hundred well.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Eagles receiver AJ Brown came out. I said he's concerned
because many of his Eagles teammates see if addicted to
foreign and womanizing. He says that many of them video
each other having sex and enjoy watching videos of each
other having sex and Tony, this is disturbing, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You know, I'm fine with guys spending time masturbate into
football plays, but this is where I draw the line.
We can't repeat as champions if we have so many
players wasting their time filming each other have in sex.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Nope, that's why.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Today we are announcing the launch of Fosco Productions. Yep,
your one stop shop for all entertainment production, whether it's
a sports talk show or a five player orgy. Yep,
we will record it all and take the pressure off
of you y'all. Will set up the lights, the camera,
(05:23):
the loob, and will handle all the distribution and profits
just for you. We're happy to help Fusco Production just.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Such an exciting little venture for us, don'ty absolutely? And well,
another story we have to get the because again, as journalists,
it's our job to report on any story surrounding the
game of football one hundred percent. That's why we must
bring to your attention this recently revealed photo of Britney Mahomes,
wife of Patrick Mahomes, who allegedly upgraded the size of
(05:56):
her chest. And as much as we don't like Mahomes
because he's a total loser.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We do have to say this is.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
A smart move and a good step in the right direction, fam,
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Dony? Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You know, Mahomes has struggled with holding onto the football recently,
and now these enhanced fun bags should help him practice
his grip. You know, we've seen this strategy work before
with Jared Goff and his wife and her massive oblong
football shaped breasts.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
And also, of course there's Jimmy Garoppolo, who stopped his
fumbling problem by spending his off season squeezing the giant
bosoms of adult film stars. Just such dedication to the
game of football.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Hold on, it's always squeezing. God, what are you doing?
What do you want stopping the show?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
What? We're now several minutes into this show, which is
supposed to be about sports, and all you've discussed is
women's breasts and masturbation. Frankly, it's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, frankly, disgusting is what every woman says about your venus.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Actually they say, frankly, it's invisible.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh that backfired on your shut up, all right to
other news. You know, last year we pointed out that
after Eagles coach Nick Sirianni shaved his head or the
Eagles became unbeatable. Well it's happened right again in Philly.
Has Donate was struggling, you know a little this season,
just a little, and he shaved his head and now
(07:28):
he's on fire, nodding over five hundred since the head
shaved and donated. You know, I was going to say
that this proves that cutting your head short makes you
smarter or better. But you know, then I remembered our producer.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah exactly, I thought of that too.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You know, our producer has short hair, which must mean
that he must be so dumb that even with his
short hair it can't help his performance.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I mean, you know, you gotta wonder if he had
long hair, well, he'd just be an invalid.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, it'd be a caveman, is something. It just doesn't
make any sense to you.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Guys are calling me a caveman. Just look in the mirror.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh don't worry.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'll look in the mirror as I drive my car
over your body and look back just to see that
you're dead.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah exactly. Now shut up, yeah, now shut up? Yeah,
all right, stop being the rupt stop exactly, Let's just
get to this.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
At the forty nine ers gave their mediocre and usually
horrible quarterback, brock Party, a massive contract extension five years,
two hundred and sixty five million dollars. Now, some people
think brock Purty is now wildly overbaid, but that's very
short sighted of them, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Don't it totally brock Party needs to be paid all
that money. Have you looked at the price of apartments
in San Francisco lately? Before this contract, my sources tell
me that brock Party could only afford a studio apartment
with a Murphy bed, But now, thanks to his new contract,
he can now afford a two bedroom apartment and San
(08:56):
Francisco that has not won but one and a half baths,
right above a Chinese restaurant. And it's a lot rougher
for Brandon Ayuk. He's only making thirty million dollars a year,
so he can only afford a cot inside a local hostel,
and Fred Warner team sources say he's sleeping in a
Transformist themed sleeping bag on the floor of Kyle Shanahan's
(09:19):
son's room.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Wow, this truly puts it all in perspective that dony
yin the contract knows. The Browns have signed Shadur Sanders
to a four year deal with a poultry four point
six million dollars, which is about two million dollars less
than he was making in college and donate.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
This raises a serious question, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, why can't NFL players enter the transfer portal and
go back to college?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
If Shadou Sanders could transfer from the Browns to Ohio State,
that would be a perfect fit and even an upgrade yep.
And you know he's already in Ohio, so he wouldn't
have to move. It would be on the best football
team in the state. He would make more money through
the NIL and he could get a degree so that
(10:07):
he could get a job in three years after he
gets benched and cut and thrown out of the league.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Just a terrific breakdown that dony and well the other
football knows. The NFL has voted to allow players to
play Olympic flag football.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Now, if you don't know how that version of the
sport works.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You see the players they wear colored streamers around their waist,
they can't tackle, and they'll actually be penalized for any
harsh contact. Also, no pads, just tight shorts and spandex pants.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Tony, your thoughts on this?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You know, I think this is long overdue and it's
about time. Football should be open to everybody, no matter
what your sexual orientation is, for who you're attracted to.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
This is such a great step forward hold on society.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I think something must have gotten lost in translation here
we're talking about flag.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Football, flag football. Okay, my mistake, you know, because when
you mentioned the no tackling and the tight shorts and
you know, the streamers and the span dex.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You know, I just assume. I know you assume, but
I don't totally get it. Totally understandable. Again, my mistake.
You know, we got the wires crossed. Let's us move on,
you know what, move to a totally different topic. The WNBA. Well,
you know, kind of similar, but you know, still different.
A lot of drama again after the scuffle between Cape
and Clark and Angel Race. Now there's been a lot
(11:32):
of debate, raging back and forth about these players, you know,
who people support, and well it's time we do the
segment you know where we put on I analysts hat,
you know, and evaluate these players as they are to
see what we really think of. Absolutely, it's time for
wood or wouldn't, would or wouldn't okay? First up, Angel
(11:53):
Race Tony would or wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You know she's kind of rough, you know, even dirty,
and you know I kind of like that. You know,
she can pound underneath, you know, and I like how
she grabs balls and doesn't let go.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
So I gotta go Wood. I gotta say, would do okay?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Next up, Caitlin Clark wood or wouldn't Tony?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
You know?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
The downside is that she's a little bony, but she
has great ball handling skills and take shots from any position,
but of course seems most comfortable taking it deep, unlike
some other women.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Definitely a wood.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Definitely a wood for me, Tony, and all right, Sophie
Cuttingham would a wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
A real team player, gives it up for anybody, and
I really.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Will like boa whoa, whoa?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
What are you doing again? What?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
This segment is awful? It's so clearly about objectifying women
talking about sex.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Who said anything about the sex and objectifying women?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We were clearly talking about if you would or wouldn't
start a franchise with that player. That was totally clearly
obvious to everybody, everybody.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Except your Yeah, no, get your mind out of.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
The gutta bro, you know that's all you think about,
you depraved pervert.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Just disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
We apologize to all our female viewers for having to
endure that.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah we apologize. Yeah, we apologize to you the way enough. Yeah,
you're mowning the show to shut up? All right, Look,
we got to move on to the story.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Let's just Tony, all right.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
See this, Phillies pitcher Jose Alvarado was suspended eighty games
for testing positive for having too much testosterone in his body.
And now, Tony, this is just truly disgraceful, isn't it
so disgraceful?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
This is the problem with sports today. It's the feminization
of sports. Ye, banning testosterone and men. We may as
well surrender to the Soviets now, I mean, what's gonna
happen next? Are they going to suspend men for having
too low estrogen? Are they going to only let you
play baseball if you're above a sea cup?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
You know, it's a very slippery slope, just very.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Terrifying all around, Tony and well talking about bands that
shouldn't have happened. You see this, The PGA has banned
Scotty Scheffler's driver and also Rory McElroy's drive out.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It just seems so stupid. What's going on here, Tony?
So stupid?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
You know, we all know Scotty Scheffler needs a driver.
The last time we saw him drive, he ran over
a security guard. Now look at Rory McElroy. He's from Ireland,
where they drive on the wrong side of the road.
You know, we can't let him take the wheel here
in America.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
He could kill somebody. He could kill guys.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
What now they're banning drivers as in golf clubs, not
drivers who drive cars.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
What you know?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
This, this is the problem with our society. Lazy people
like you who just read headlines and think they they
know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh yeah, well you know what headline we're all about
to say, producer dies a virgin.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, I actually drove your mom home last night with
my cock.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh you know, we need to have a word without producer.
Let's just go ahead, go to break, Go to break
right now, we'll be right back. All right, We're back
from commercial and just so you know, in the preceding
moments here, while we were at break, we had a
very stern talk without producer.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We did.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He was very apologetic for his terrible behavior. And you
couldn't look at him now. He's just scared. He looks
shell shocked. He's just so upset. He knows he has
a zero tolerance policy.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Very thin. Nice. But the problem here is that.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Because he spent so much time talking that we're now
up against time. So we're gonna ahead and go ahead
and just close out the show here. We're gonna remind
you to visit the merch store.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Of what wait, wait, are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
After our firm talk with you, did you listen to
the farm doc correction. It's the only firm thing he's
ever seen because it's not his penis what.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Do you want?
Speaker 5 (16:12):
What you said, Shador Sanders should go back and play
college football.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, And that's called career advice. Bro. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Once you enter the NFL draft, you forfeit your eligibility.
That means Schador is no longer eligible to play college football.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's the rule. Oh well, I'll give you a rule.
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, I saw you a penis. Let's just say you're
not eligible to enter a woman.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh great, what what what could that possibly be?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
What you said that brock Party could only afford a
two bedroom apartment in San Francisco after his new contract.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, bro high cost of living.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Bro Party is making fifty three million dollars a year
and the median cost up a house in San Francisco
is one point two million, So he can afford a
mansion if he wants one.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh yeah, Well, have I mantioned how much I want
to kill you?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
I saw your inbox on Tinda and it's looking pretty empty.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh god, so sad you're done.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You're done, by the by the way, you mentioned the Soviets. Yeah, yeah,
the Soviet Union fell in nineteen eighty nine. Well you're
going to fall off my balcony in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Five, so there you go.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Right.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Don shan know who's coming on the show next week, Tony,
someone we actually want and you better not interrupt him
when he's talking Super Bowl hero egos legend Nick Foles
will be Oh h, don't forget we told you at
the top. You subscribe to this podcast, your rate and
review on Apple podcasts, and you visit the merch Sto
and you show exactly and Tony Donny, great job, as always.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Sink to you. Fore another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
There you go, see people next week, see your
All right, all right, come into your life from Philly.
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
You know, Rob Gronkowski just said something about Aaron Hernandez
that some people are calling disturbing. Yeah, we'll tell you
why they're the ones are disturbing us. And also talking
about dumb people. You know, they're saying brock parties over paid. Yeah,
we'll tell you why these people can't count. And also
I'll tell you why Britney Mahomes and her alleged boob job.
(00:41):
You know, gotta say, Tony has things looking up for
Patrick Mahomes doesn't.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm looking up and horizontal.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, good point that, Tony. Anyway, before we get into
the show, remember you, yeah, you out there. You know
you gotta like you subscribe your review on Apple Podcasts.
You don't just sit there like some lazy bum right.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, we're talking to all you people out there, and
also the bots too.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You know they can hit like two if they want.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, don't forget the bots can hit like the Yeah,
scalking to everybody. All right, now that we got all
that out of the way, let's get right into our
top story story.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
All right, first out the gate.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You know, as journalists, it's our duty to report on
anything surrounding the game of football, and that's why we
must discuss this stunning interview from the show Busting with
the Boys where Rob Gronkowski claimed that during a Patriots
team meeting, he once saw Aaron Hernandez masturbating.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Now, yeah, people are finding the story very disturbing. But Tony,
I gotta admit when I heard this, frankly, I was impressed.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You know, honestly, I was two. I mean, you know,
what do we always say players need to have.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
A love of football.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
There a love of football is everything, you know, and
this story just shows that Aaron Hernandez loved football well
so much that it actually made him physically aroused. You know,
if I'm a coach and I see a guy masturbating
during film sessions, I think that guy's a keeper.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
If he's that excited during film study, think about how
excited he's gonna be on game day.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Great point, don'ty.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And you know, this makes me think that maybe these
NFL coaches have been too strict I mean, you know,
we constantly hear stories about players skipping film sessions. Well,
maybe if this coach has told them that they were
allowed to masturbate during the film sessions, these players would want.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
To show up, absolutely, And you know that way of
teaching could work, and so many other sports too, like baseball, golf, hockey, lacrosse.
You know what's the most important part of those sports
the grip exactly. You know, if you want a young
man to learn how to properly grip equipment, don't you
(02:56):
think he should first learn how to properly grip his
own equip.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It meant another great point that, Doty. And you know
this is really a great lesson for younger players, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You know?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Of course, I mean, what do coaches always say to
play is play with within yourself exactly. Well, how can
you learn to play within yourself if you don't first
learn to play with yourself?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So true and so well said that, Dony.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, I have to say I do kind of
have a problem with people saying that it's weird for
Aaron Hernandez to have masturbated during these film sessions. I mean,
I have to admit, when I watch video of the
Philly Special. I sometimes pull my pants down and you know,
hold my own Lombody Trophy.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I mean, who doesn't Who doesn't you know?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I mean if you're basically watching a grown man pound
his way into an end zone, I mean, that's arousing.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You know, what's the difference between that and you know exactly?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You know? I was on a date the other night
and this girl came back to my place and she said,
do you have something we can watch to set the mood?
And I said, of course, And I put on a
video of this year's Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
And I have no shame in admitting this.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
But when Kooper Degen ran back that pick six, well,
let's just say I ejaculated in my pants.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Again, no shame, totally understandable. Anybody was, of course.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Ah, all right, got to this next story, and you know, again,
as journalists, it is our duty to report on any
story surrounding the game of football.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
One hundred well.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Eagles receiver AJ Brown came out. I said he's concerned
because many of his Eagles teammates see if addicted to
foreign and womanizing. He says that many of them video
each other having sex and enjoy watching videos of each
other having sex and Tony, this is disturbing, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You know, I'm fine with guys spending time masturbate into
football plays, but this is where I draw the line.
We can't repeat as champions if we have so many
players wasting their time filming each other have in sex.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Nope, that's why.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Today we are announcing the launch of Fosco Productions. Yep,
your one stop shop for all entertainment production, whether it's
a sports talk show or a five player orgy. Yep,
we will record it all and take the pressure off
of you y'all. Will set up the lights, the camera,
(05:23):
the loob, and will handle all the distribution and profits
just for you. We're happy to help Fusco Production just.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Such an exciting little venture for us, don'ty absolutely? And well,
another story we have to get the because again, as journalists,
it's our job to report on any story surrounding the
game of football one hundred percent. That's why we must
bring to your attention this recently revealed photo of Britney Mahomes,
wife of Patrick Mahomes, who allegedly upgraded the size of
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her chest. And as much as we don't like Mahomes
because he's a total loser.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We do have to say this is.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
A smart move and a good step in the right direction, fam,
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Dony? Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You know, Mahomes has struggled with holding onto the football recently,
and now these enhanced fun bags should help him practice
his grip. You know, we've seen this strategy work before
with Jared Goff and his wife and her massive oblong
football shaped breasts.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
And also, of course there's Jimmy Garoppolo, who stopped his
fumbling problem by spending his off season squeezing the giant
bosoms of adult film stars. Just such dedication to the
game of football.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Hold on, it's always squeezing. God, what are you doing?
What do you want stopping the show?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
What? We're now several minutes into this show, which is
supposed to be about sports, and all you've discussed is
women's breasts and masturbation. Frankly, it's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, frankly, disgusting is what every woman says about your venus.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Actually they say, frankly, it's invisible.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh that backfired on your shut up, all right to
other news. You know, last year we pointed out that
after Eagles coach Nick Sirianni shaved his head or the
Eagles became unbeatable. Well it's happened right again in Philly.
Has Donate was struggling, you know a little this season,
just a little, and he shaved his head and now
(07:28):
he's on fire, nodding over five hundred since the head
shaved and donated. You know, I was going to say
that this proves that cutting your head short makes you
smarter or better. But you know, then I remembered our producer.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah exactly, I thought of that too.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You know, our producer has short hair, which must mean
that he must be so dumb that even with his
short hair it can't help his performance.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I mean, you know, you gotta wonder if he had
long hair, well, he'd just be an invalid.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, it'd be a caveman, is something. It just doesn't
make any sense to you.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Guys are calling me a caveman. Just look in the mirror.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh don't worry.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'll look in the mirror as I drive my car
over your body and look back just to see that
you're dead.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah exactly. Now shut up, yeah, now shut up? Yeah,
all right, stop being the rupt stop exactly, Let's just
get to this.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
At the forty nine ers gave their mediocre and usually
horrible quarterback, brock Party, a massive contract extension five years,
two hundred and sixty five million dollars. Now, some people
think brock Purty is now wildly overbaid, but that's very
short sighted of them, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Don't it totally brock Party needs to be paid all
that money. Have you looked at the price of apartments
in San Francisco lately? Before this contract, my sources tell
me that brock Party could only afford a studio apartment
with a Murphy bed, But now, thanks to his new contract,
he can now afford a two bedroom apartment and San
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Francisco that has not won but one and a half baths,
right above a Chinese restaurant. And it's a lot rougher
for Brandon Ayuk. He's only making thirty million dollars a year,
so he can only afford a cot inside a local hostel,
and Fred Warner team sources say he's sleeping in a
Transformist themed sleeping bag on the floor of Kyle Shanahan's
(09:19):
son's room.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Wow, this truly puts it all in perspective that dony
yin the contract knows. The Browns have signed Shadur Sanders
to a four year deal with a poultry four point
six million dollars, which is about two million dollars less
than he was making in college and donate.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
This raises a serious question, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, why can't NFL players enter the transfer portal and
go back to college?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
If Shadou Sanders could transfer from the Browns to Ohio State,
that would be a perfect fit and even an upgrade yep.
And you know he's already in Ohio, so he wouldn't
have to move. It would be on the best football
team in the state. He would make more money through
the NIL and he could get a degree so that
(10:07):
he could get a job in three years after he
gets benched and cut and thrown out of the league.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Just a terrific breakdown that dony and well the other
football knows. The NFL has voted to allow players to
play Olympic flag football.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Now, if you don't know how that version of the
sport works.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You see the players they wear colored streamers around their waist,
they can't tackle, and they'll actually be penalized for any
harsh contact. Also, no pads, just tight shorts and spandex pants.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Tony, your thoughts on this?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You know, I think this is long overdue and it's
about time. Football should be open to everybody, no matter
what your sexual orientation is, for who you're attracted to.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
This is such a great step forward hold on society.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I think something must have gotten lost in translation here
we're talking about flag.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Football, flag football. Okay, my mistake, you know, because when
you mentioned the no tackling and the tight shorts and
you know, the streamers and the span dex.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You know, I just assume. I know you assume, but
I don't totally get it. Totally understandable. Again, my mistake.
You know, we got the wires crossed. Let's us move on,
you know what, move to a totally different topic. The WNBA. Well,
you know, kind of similar, but you know, still different.
A lot of drama again after the scuffle between Cape
and Clark and Angel Race. Now there's been a lot
(11:32):
of debate, raging back and forth about these players, you know,
who people support, and well it's time we do the
segment you know where we put on I analysts hat,
you know, and evaluate these players as they are to
see what we really think of. Absolutely, it's time for
wood or wouldn't, would or wouldn't okay? First up, Angel
(11:53):
Race Tony would or wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You know she's kind of rough, you know, even dirty,
and you know I kind of like that. You know,
she can pound underneath, you know, and I like how
she grabs balls and doesn't let go.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
So I gotta go Wood. I gotta say, would do okay?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Next up, Caitlin Clark wood or wouldn't Tony?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
You know?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
The downside is that she's a little bony, but she
has great ball handling skills and take shots from any position,
but of course seems most comfortable taking it deep, unlike
some other women.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Definitely a wood.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Definitely a wood for me, Tony, and all right, Sophie
Cuttingham would a wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
A real team player, gives it up for anybody, and
I really.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Will like boa whoa, whoa?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
What are you doing again? What?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
This segment is awful? It's so clearly about objectifying women
talking about sex.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Who said anything about the sex and objectifying women?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We were clearly talking about if you would or wouldn't
start a franchise with that player. That was totally clearly
obvious to everybody, everybody.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Except your Yeah, no, get your mind out of.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
The gutta bro, you know that's all you think about,
you depraved pervert.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Just disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
We apologize to all our female viewers for having to
endure that.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah we apologize. Yeah, we apologize to you the way enough. Yeah,
you're mowning the show to shut up? All right, Look,
we got to move on to the story.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Let's just Tony, all right.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
See this, Phillies pitcher Jose Alvarado was suspended eighty games
for testing positive for having too much testosterone in his body.
And now, Tony, this is just truly disgraceful, isn't it
so disgraceful?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
This is the problem with sports today. It's the feminization
of sports. Ye, banning testosterone and men. We may as
well surrender to the Soviets now, I mean, what's gonna
happen next? Are they going to suspend men for having
too low estrogen? Are they going to only let you
play baseball if you're above a sea cup?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
You know, it's a very slippery slope, just very.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Terrifying all around, Tony and well talking about bands that
shouldn't have happened. You see this, The PGA has banned
Scotty Scheffler's driver and also Rory McElroy's drive out.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It just seems so stupid. What's going on here, Tony?
So stupid?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
You know, we all know Scotty Scheffler needs a driver.
The last time we saw him drive, he ran over
a security guard. Now look at Rory McElroy. He's from Ireland,
where they drive on the wrong side of the road.
You know, we can't let him take the wheel here
in America.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
He could kill somebody. He could kill guys.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
What now they're banning drivers as in golf clubs, not
drivers who drive cars.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
What you know?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
This, this is the problem with our society. Lazy people
like you who just read headlines and think they they
know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh yeah, well you know what headline we're all about
to say, producer dies a virgin.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, I actually drove your mom home last night with
my cock.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh you know, we need to have a word without producer.
Let's just go ahead, go to break, Go to break
right now, we'll be right back. All right, We're back
from commercial and just so you know, in the preceding
moments here, while we were at break, we had a
very stern talk without producer.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We did.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He was very apologetic for his terrible behavior. And you
couldn't look at him now. He's just scared. He looks
shell shocked. He's just so upset. He knows he has
a zero tolerance policy.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Very thin. Nice. But the problem here is that.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Because he spent so much time talking that we're now
up against time. So we're gonna ahead and go ahead
and just close out the show here. We're gonna remind
you to visit the merch store.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Of what wait, wait, are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
After our firm talk with you, did you listen to
the farm doc correction. It's the only firm thing he's
ever seen because it's not his penis what.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Do you want?
Speaker 5 (16:12):
What you said, Shador Sanders should go back and play
college football.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, And that's called career advice. Bro. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Once you enter the NFL draft, you forfeit your eligibility.
That means Schador is no longer eligible to play college football.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's the rule. Oh well, I'll give you a rule.
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, I saw you a penis. Let's just say you're
not eligible to enter a woman.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh great, what what what could that possibly be?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
What you said that brock Party could only afford a
two bedroom apartment in San Francisco after his new contract.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, bro high cost of living.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Bro Party is making fifty three million dollars a year
and the median cost up a house in San Francisco
is one point two million, So he can afford a
mansion if he wants one.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh yeah, Well, have I mantioned how much I want
to kill you?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
I saw your inbox on Tinda and it's looking pretty empty.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh god, so sad you're done.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You're done, by the by the way, you mentioned the Soviets. Yeah, yeah,
the Soviet Union fell in nineteen eighty nine. Well you're
going to fall off my balcony in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Five, so there you go.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Right.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Don shan know who's coming on the show next week, Tony,
someone we actually want and you better not interrupt him
when he's talking Super Bowl hero egos legend Nick Foles
will be Oh h, don't forget we told you at
the top. You subscribe to this podcast, your rate and
review on Apple podcasts, and you visit the merch Sto
and you show exactly and Tony Donny, great job, as always.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Sink to you. Fore another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
There you go, see people next week, see your
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