In this on-location live episode, Paulie flies down to Florida to celebrate the Panthers Stanley Cup win over the Edmonton Oilers, but the whole trip GOES TOTALLY WRONG.
Also, Paulie and Tony explain the major WNBA & NBA change that has to happen now, what the scared media REFUSES TO SAY about Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani, and why NFL teams are VERY INTERESTED in Antonio Brown after his attempted murder charge.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
You to your life from Philly and also the hockey
capital of the world, Florida. It's a number one rated
Polly and Tony full scow show. Yo yo, as always
Polly foolsco.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, not exactly here with Tony.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You know, I got on a plane right after the
Stanley Cup when I smooth straight down the Florida to
be a part of the action. Because you know, we
do for you the view of the listener.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We take you to the heart of the action, you know,
and we get you on location because you know, in
the news business, Tony, there's nothing more impressive than being
on location. Here I is in Florida, as you can
see the water behind me, the beach.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Now, there was a little confusion at the airport.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I was so excited to just get on the plane
and go. I was supposed to go to Fort Lauderdale.
I actually went to Fort Myers by accident.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Ye, it's all Florida because the Florida pantns where Florida
is fine. Here I am in Fort Myers, you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Know, beautiful Fort Myers on the beach, Tony, where I'm
gonna be going up to people, you know I'm out here.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
They're surely celebrating their states.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Stanley Cup victory back to back, Stanley Cuff's here in
the heart of hockey world.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You can just feel it there. It just says hockey.
It just going up to all the people up there.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm gonna be asking them because you know they're up
here celebrating out on the beach, celebrating that. The celebrating
the Cup victory is.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Because you know, Florida just the true hockey state.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You know, you can feel it. The temperature in the
air may be hot, but it's the hot down It's
a hot down there.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It is a hockey state, county state.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But you know, before we get into all that, Tony
a lot to get.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Doing the nose. We got to do that too.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
For you the viewer, You're wondering what our takes are
on all the top stories. So let's get right into
it with our top story story.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
All right, first count the game.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We gotta talk about what's been going on in these
NBA Finals. You know, not on the court because nobody
cares about dolls, but you know next to the court
where Steven A. Smith was caught on camera right during
the middle of a game played Solidaire on his phone. Now,
in his defense, this is the thunder Facers series, so
you know everybody's born. Yeah, totally fair. But Tonny, that
doesn't mean we still had a little beat with what
(02:22):
he was doing. I didn't your one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You know, I think the bigger problem is that he
was playing Solitaire. What is this nineteen ninety four? Was
he using Windows ninety two? You know, there's so many
Betty games that he could have been playing, you know
this Candy Crush, Snake Clash, Wolfenstein three D. You know,
it really makes me question what he's thinking and his choices.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They go, Tony, just great points all around that. You know,
why would talk at basketball?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We got to talk about what's going on in the WNBA.
I mean you see these fights, Caitlyn are getting into fights.
I mean not you know, here we are in the
middle of the NBA finals, and somehow the WNBA is
more interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's crazy, Donald.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You know, I honestly can't believe these words are coming
out of my mouth, but I think women's basketball is
now way better than men's basketball. There's fighting, concussions, hair pulling,
everything that the game should be about. In fact, I
think we should start calling the WNBA, the NBA and
(03:29):
the NBA. The WNBA and the w then should stand
for week. You know, I mean, look at the player's bodies.
The women are now stronger than the men. I bet
Brittany Griner could bench press Tyrese Halliburton.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Right fink, Donnie. You know talking about Halliburton, you see
this news. You know he's injured, got something with his leg,
his foot. You know what I think. I think his
foot just fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know, I think the foot was just so bored
during this finals, it just it just went to bed.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, you know, which makes perfect sense because his foot
is technically a viewer of the finals, so naturally it
would fall asleep, just like all the viewers who are
watching the game.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Great point that, Dony, though, And you know there's something
that's not been sitting right with either of us. There
is something very suspicious about these pacers in these NBA finals.
You want a theory the other day, one of those
theories tell the people.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You know, I don't want to sound like one of
these whack jobs that has all these crackpot theories, but
did anyone think that the NBA, in collusion with the
United States government placed Tyrese Halliburton in the finals so
he could advertise for Halliburton the war company.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know that way. People are already rooting for Halliburton.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
So when Halliburton the Company, you know, bombs Iran, everyone's like, yeah, good,
you know, just saying it makes a lot of sense
when you connect the dots and think about it.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It does, Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But you know, I got some music coming over here.
You know, these people they set up.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
To celebrate in this celebrate in because we're going to
be moving down the beach, Tony, We're gonna be relocated. Yeah,
you know, you know, normally we would tell them to
shut the UFA.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We're doing the celebration. You know, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, Tony, I relocated away from the celebration.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But you always dime anyway. Natural break in the show.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
We were going on too long about the NBA Finals.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Should have got the thirty seconds. You know it's ratings
by league. Yeah, you know, I could see the viewers
were dropping real fastigure.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, don't worry people, We're not going to move on
to another subject Baseball, which you know isn't much better,
but the rating, let's get that. Well, we're going to
talk about show Aodannie. You know, you see this. His interpreter,
Ee Masuhara, was just sentenced to fifty seven months in
prison for stealing seventeen million dollars from Odannie to place bets.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But Tony, you know, you gotta let this guy give
him a free pass. I mean, you didn't do that
much wrong in Ali.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You know, this is just the thing that the media
does negatively spinning things. You know, some people say Ipe
lost a lot of money for Otani, But did you
ever stop to think that Ibe thought he was betting
yen and.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Not US dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Sure, he lost seventeen million dollars, but he probably thought
he lost seventeen million yen, which is the equivalent of
like nine dollars. So this is just a clear misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Helpful perspective that DONI.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And you know, while we're talking about o'donni, you know
he took the mound for the first time as a Dodger,
also for the first time in two years since he
had Tommy John surgery. Now that was a mistake, right,
There wasn't a Doner.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, you know, Tommy John wasn't really that great a picture.
Wouldn't it have been better to undergo, you know, like
Clayton Kershaw surgery, or Sandy Cofax surgery or even Fernando
Vellensuelas surgery. Yep, just a total missed by the Dodgers
medical staff.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Couldn't agree more, DONI And you know a lot of
people they're excited to see O'donni pitch and hit. But
I think that's just sending totally the wrong message, don't you, Dony.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
You know, if there's one thing I'm against, it's position fluidity.
I think players should pick either offense or defense. You know,
you can't be both. It's too confusing, especially for little
kids watching. I mean, how is a dad supposed to
explain to his kid that Otani is both a.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Pitcher and a hitter. That's too much for a kid
to understand. You can't be at the top and the
bottom of the inning.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You know, either you're taking or you're giving.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You know, I think we need to stop all this
position confusion.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So well said that, Dony, And well you know why
we're talking pitches.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Some sad news.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We have to report, of course, we lost one of
the great figures of the game, Brian Wilson for a
giant dead, Tony.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Your thoughts, Well, you know, there's so much to say
about him. You know, the beard, you know the arm,
you know, just so sad to lose a man at
forty three, you know, the prime of his life. You know,
not for a baseball player, you know he was too
old for that. But you know, hold on, hold what?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh what was going on? What what?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Brian Wilson? The picture is alive, but it's the singer
who died. But who who You've never heard of? Brian
Wilson started the Beach Boys, one of the most important
bands in music history. How do you not know this?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, you know what? You don't know what a vagina
looks like.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, the closest thing you've ever seen to a vagina
is Brian Wilson's Harry Beard.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Fat. Okay, look, we got other news to get through this.
In the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You see this dony Antonio Brown charged with attempted murder.
But now he's been hiding out in the Middle East,
which a lot of people say means he's avoiding arrest.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But Tony, what are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You know a lot of people are banshing Antonio Brown,
But what's the number one thing we value in a
receiver escapeability exactly. And nobody was better at escaping coverage
or a corporal punishment than Antonio Brown.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
This just proves he's still at the top of his game.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Terrific analysis, DONI. In fact, I've been told by many
people inside the league that since Antonio Brown has started
avoiding these arrests, he's now become a top target for
many NFL games, haven't you heard that?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Absolutely, according to my sources, Antonio Brown is being heavily
pursued by the Dallas Cowboys, Cincinnati Bengals, Baltimore Ravens, and
the San Quentin Correctional Facility Recreational League.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Great inside reporting, Tony.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And now on the subject of inside reporting, as you
can see again, I'm here in beautiful Florida, sure, Fort Myers,
which happens to be about three and a half hours
away from Fort Lauderdale, which is about thirty minutes from
where Miami, where the team actually plays.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
My art Floria and still for you know, everyone who
knows the show, what are we known for a hockey
We've been leading.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The jarge throughout the entire Family Cup playoffs. Now we're
about the Capitalpin style So I'm about to go around
talk to all these Florida fans. See how they're celebrating.
See what that think you? It's doing hockey and we're
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Speaker 2 (12:02):
You're welcome, all right, Tony. I'm here on here in Florida.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
We're here on the beach, in the center of all
the hockey celebration.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go talk to some people.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hey, you wanted Hey, it's made Polly Foolsco Poll show.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You hear it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You're here to celebrate Florida winning the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Right, you're on air, live on air.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Where the.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Show?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh yeah, I know you've the starstruck Tony. Just try
and focus in Florida hockey, Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Foughts. Okay, okay, okay, I'm not really it'so hockey. But now,
and says are you from Florida?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Are you from Florida?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, I'm from Indiana. Well, I'm from I'm grew up
in Louisville. I'm from I played best bind so.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You know.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, so you at least know something. You don't know
hockey all right? Doesn't know hockey? All right? You're a
right this show you're on here. Hey, I'm Tyler. Hey Tyler,
Florida hockey. What do you think? I don't know? I'm
from Massachusetts. Then what do you think? Do you have
a TV? I knew? Did you see the Stanley Cup
last night? I didn't. I just flew in, so did I?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You picked a bad guy, Manry, I clearly did.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But you're off the show. You're off the show.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You're off the showy Florida Hockey.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Do you watch the Stanley Cup? Do nobody all right?
Having some real trouble toning? You know, I was figuring
this would be more of a hockey state.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, it's a hockey state, Pauli Pholstone, number one rated show.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You're very excited.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Look, I'm trying to find them a Florida hockey fan
on the beach.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Good luck, man.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't think they exist. You know, I thought
this was a hockey state. They've won back to back
Stanley Cupps.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I didn't even know that Stanley Cup. You and everybody,
You and everybody else bro. I don't know what's going
on here?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Don't Yeah, right now, I just want to ask you
Florida hockey?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
They won? Oh, I don't know hockey?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
This is that you're just you say, just won the
Stanley c Yeah? Does anybody know that here? Am I
in the right state?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Birds?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Birds? Exactly? There are a lot of birds on this beach.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Dot.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's all Philly fans. It's all Eagles fans.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
This segment is going terribly, dony. I you know, I
can't believe I flew down all this weight just for this.
I thought there'd be like a celebration. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Do you do you watch the Stanley Cup finals last night?
Do you know what I'm talking about? Have you ever
heard of hockey? Yeah? You know that Florida won the
Stanley Cup last night?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Really that's news to you? Yeah? I think you know
more about tortilla chips than you do about Are you
from Florida?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm from Indiana? Oh? Do you know Clark? She said,
it sounds familiar. Caitlin Clark not the right person to
talk to, Dony. No, we'll let you be enjoy the book. Yeah,
knows more about Tony off the show if you're from Florida.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Are you from Florida?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Can I ask you Florida hockey thoughts? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I don't want something.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Sorry, the team just want to Stanley Cup. Nobody even knows.
Do you know that?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Don't hear?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Do you even know the name of the team? Go
oh d not for you?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You want the show?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
He didn't want any of that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
As a reminder, Paul, you are in Florida and they
do have the stand your ground things.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So you know you've gotta be a little careful. I
don't want to get Zimmerman.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know, you get there's Once he gets Zimma min there's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
No going back.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
They you know, I could swear he had a gun
in his school.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
They got a little Yosemite sam over there.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You know we're journalists, Tony, and this is what happens,
and you're on Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
You gotta take the ranger, bro, That's why we get
all the Bullets's Faul, number.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
One rated show. I know you're very excited. Can I
talk to you you live on air? We got a
Yankee fan from Florida, you know from you're from Nashville.
Nashville you know what happened to the Stanley Cup?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Right last night? Yeah, you know what happened to Stanley Cup?
What happened?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They there we go. You came down the celebrate, right
were friends? Yeah? That Florida won the Stanley Cup? Good jomes.
What are your names? My name is Chari all right, Carla?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Look can you name? Just tell us what were you?
What were your thoughts on the Stanley Cup? I was
it was one right, Yeah, okay, you knew that. Wow?
Who are the Panthers playing in the finals? Wow? This
Actually we found the one person in Florida who was
what the Stanley.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, well you're not playing charade with anybody exactly right
on the money.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, good for you, good, good for your good Joe. Yo,
we did we found the one people. So people, I
guess we know charades in his friend.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You know, honestly, I could keep going here, but I'm
a little Thursday down here.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I think it might be one hundred and five de
Grazier right now, and I've had no water.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
So yeah, yeah, you might be dying if you don't
get some good idea.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Let's yeah, I mentioned I was on the verge of death.
Look who shows up? Now I do want to die?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah? Look who shows up? Death?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Him?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Selections, producing Jay, what corrections?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
What go?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Your takes? Your takes on Otani? We're terrible all around.
But Tony, you said seventeen million yen is equal to
nine dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Uh? Yeah, Bro?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah around there, shure, seventeen million yen is equal to
one hundred and seventeen thousand dollars. So once again, you're
not even close.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh yeah, well you know what, you're not even close
to puberty.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, and after the show, I'm going to give you
seventeen million stab wounds.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh there, I don't what you.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Said, Tyrese Halliburton was a plant to promote the war
company Halliburton.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, Bro makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, it's like the dumbest take I've ever heard. And
that's quite a reach, even for this show.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to reach from my pistol
and shoot you.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, and you know what doesn't reach your penis to
your underwear?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Oh there you go? Great way? What why start stay?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
What?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Tony? You mentioned playing Wolfenstein three D on your phone?
Great game, bro, classic, true, but it's not available on
the app store, so I'm pretty sure you're thinking of doom.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
No, doom is what every woman thinks when they're on
a date with you.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
And you know what app you should install zip Recruiter
because you're fired.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Show. Don't put them off the show. And you know what,
that's it. That's a better place to wrap it all.
This just came across my phone, Tony, look at best.
Text message just came through from mister Nick Foles himself.
Help me on the show next week, super Bowl later,
wait for that, don't forget.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
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Speaker 1 (19:52):
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POORI another Floors show. I'm off door.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Go to the airport now and get the hell out
of the state. But first get some water before I
drop in. I'll see you later, don aga make sure
see uh
You to your life from Philly and also the hockey
capital of the world, Florida. It's a number one rated
Polly and Tony full scow show. Yo yo, as always
Polly foolsco.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, not exactly here with Tony.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You know, I got on a plane right after the
Stanley Cup when I smooth straight down the Florida to
be a part of the action. Because you know, we
do for you the view of the listener.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We take you to the heart of the action, you know,
and we get you on location because you know, in
the news business, Tony, there's nothing more impressive than being
on location. Here I is in Florida, as you can
see the water behind me, the beach.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Now, there was a little confusion at the airport.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I was so excited to just get on the plane
and go. I was supposed to go to Fort Lauderdale.
I actually went to Fort Myers by accident.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Ye, it's all Florida because the Florida pantns where Florida
is fine. Here I am in Fort Myers, you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Know, beautiful Fort Myers on the beach, Tony, where I'm
gonna be going up to people, you know I'm out here.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
They're surely celebrating their states.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Stanley Cup victory back to back, Stanley Cuff's here in
the heart of hockey world.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You can just feel it there. It just says hockey.
It just going up to all the people up there.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm gonna be asking them because you know they're up
here celebrating out on the beach, celebrating that. The celebrating
the Cup victory is.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Because you know, Florida just the true hockey state.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You know, you can feel it. The temperature in the
air may be hot, but it's the hot down It's
a hot down there.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It is a hockey state, county state.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But you know, before we get into all that, Tony
a lot to get.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Doing the nose. We got to do that too.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
For you the viewer, You're wondering what our takes are
on all the top stories. So let's get right into
it with our top story story.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
All right, first count the game.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We gotta talk about what's been going on in these
NBA Finals. You know, not on the court because nobody
cares about dolls, but you know next to the court
where Steven A. Smith was caught on camera right during
the middle of a game played Solidaire on his phone. Now,
in his defense, this is the thunder Facers series, so
you know everybody's born. Yeah, totally fair. But Tonny, that
doesn't mean we still had a little beat with what
(02:22):
he was doing. I didn't your one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You know, I think the bigger problem is that he
was playing Solitaire. What is this nineteen ninety four? Was
he using Windows ninety two? You know, there's so many
Betty games that he could have been playing, you know
this Candy Crush, Snake Clash, Wolfenstein three D. You know,
it really makes me question what he's thinking and his choices.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They go, Tony, just great points all around that. You know,
why would talk at basketball?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We got to talk about what's going on in the WNBA.
I mean you see these fights, Caitlyn are getting into fights.
I mean not you know, here we are in the
middle of the NBA finals, and somehow the WNBA is
more interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's crazy, Donald.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You know, I honestly can't believe these words are coming
out of my mouth, but I think women's basketball is
now way better than men's basketball. There's fighting, concussions, hair pulling,
everything that the game should be about. In fact, I
think we should start calling the WNBA, the NBA and
(03:29):
the NBA. The WNBA and the w then should stand
for week. You know, I mean, look at the player's bodies.
The women are now stronger than the men. I bet
Brittany Griner could bench press Tyrese Halliburton.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Right fink, Donnie. You know talking about Halliburton, you see
this news. You know he's injured, got something with his leg,
his foot. You know what I think. I think his
foot just fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know, I think the foot was just so bored
during this finals, it just it just went to bed.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, you know, which makes perfect sense because his foot
is technically a viewer of the finals, so naturally it
would fall asleep, just like all the viewers who are
watching the game.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Great point that, Dony, though, And you know there's something
that's not been sitting right with either of us. There
is something very suspicious about these pacers in these NBA finals.
You want a theory the other day, one of those
theories tell the people.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You know, I don't want to sound like one of
these whack jobs that has all these crackpot theories, but
did anyone think that the NBA, in collusion with the
United States government placed Tyrese Halliburton in the finals so
he could advertise for Halliburton the war company.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know that way. People are already rooting for Halliburton.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
So when Halliburton the Company, you know, bombs Iran, everyone's like, yeah, good,
you know, just saying it makes a lot of sense
when you connect the dots and think about it.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It does, Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But you know, I got some music coming over here.
You know, these people they set up.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
To celebrate in this celebrate in because we're going to
be moving down the beach, Tony, We're gonna be relocated. Yeah,
you know, you know, normally we would tell them to
shut the UFA.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We're doing the celebration. You know, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, Tony, I relocated away from the celebration.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But you always dime anyway. Natural break in the show.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
We were going on too long about the NBA Finals.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Should have got the thirty seconds. You know it's ratings
by league. Yeah, you know, I could see the viewers
were dropping real fastigure.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, don't worry people, We're not going to move on
to another subject Baseball, which you know isn't much better,
but the rating, let's get that. Well, we're going to
talk about show Aodannie. You know, you see this. His interpreter,
Ee Masuhara, was just sentenced to fifty seven months in
prison for stealing seventeen million dollars from Odannie to place bets.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But Tony, you know, you gotta let this guy give
him a free pass. I mean, you didn't do that
much wrong in Ali.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You know, this is just the thing that the media
does negatively spinning things. You know, some people say Ipe
lost a lot of money for Otani, But did you
ever stop to think that Ibe thought he was betting
yen and.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Not US dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Sure, he lost seventeen million dollars, but he probably thought
he lost seventeen million yen, which is the equivalent of
like nine dollars. So this is just a clear misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Helpful perspective that DONI.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And you know, while we're talking about o'donni, you know
he took the mound for the first time as a Dodger,
also for the first time in two years since he
had Tommy John surgery. Now that was a mistake, right,
There wasn't a Doner.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, you know, Tommy John wasn't really that great a picture.
Wouldn't it have been better to undergo, you know, like
Clayton Kershaw surgery, or Sandy Cofax surgery or even Fernando
Vellensuelas surgery. Yep, just a total missed by the Dodgers
medical staff.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Couldn't agree more, DONI And you know a lot of
people they're excited to see O'donni pitch and hit. But
I think that's just sending totally the wrong message, don't you, Dony.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
You know, if there's one thing I'm against, it's position fluidity.
I think players should pick either offense or defense. You know,
you can't be both. It's too confusing, especially for little
kids watching. I mean, how is a dad supposed to
explain to his kid that Otani is both a.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Pitcher and a hitter. That's too much for a kid
to understand. You can't be at the top and the
bottom of the inning.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You know, either you're taking or you're giving.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You know, I think we need to stop all this
position confusion.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So well said that, Dony, And well you know why
we're talking pitches.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Some sad news.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We have to report, of course, we lost one of
the great figures of the game, Brian Wilson for a
giant dead, Tony.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Your thoughts, Well, you know, there's so much to say
about him. You know, the beard, you know the arm,
you know, just so sad to lose a man at
forty three, you know, the prime of his life. You know,
not for a baseball player, you know he was too
old for that. But you know, hold on, hold what?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh what was going on? What what?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Brian Wilson? The picture is alive, but it's the singer
who died. But who who You've never heard of? Brian
Wilson started the Beach Boys, one of the most important
bands in music history. How do you not know this?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, you know what? You don't know what a vagina
looks like.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, the closest thing you've ever seen to a vagina
is Brian Wilson's Harry Beard.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Fat. Okay, look, we got other news to get through this.
In the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You see this dony Antonio Brown charged with attempted murder.
But now he's been hiding out in the Middle East,
which a lot of people say means he's avoiding arrest.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But Tony, what are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You know a lot of people are banshing Antonio Brown,
But what's the number one thing we value in a
receiver escapeability exactly. And nobody was better at escaping coverage
or a corporal punishment than Antonio Brown.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
This just proves he's still at the top of his game.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Terrific analysis, DONI. In fact, I've been told by many
people inside the league that since Antonio Brown has started
avoiding these arrests, he's now become a top target for
many NFL games, haven't you heard that?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Absolutely, according to my sources, Antonio Brown is being heavily
pursued by the Dallas Cowboys, Cincinnati Bengals, Baltimore Ravens, and
the San Quentin Correctional Facility Recreational League.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Great inside reporting, Tony.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And now on the subject of inside reporting, as you
can see again, I'm here in beautiful Florida, sure, Fort Myers,
which happens to be about three and a half hours
away from Fort Lauderdale, which is about thirty minutes from
where Miami, where the team actually plays.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
My art Floria and still for you know, everyone who
knows the show, what are we known for a hockey
We've been leading.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The jarge throughout the entire Family Cup playoffs. Now we're
about the Capitalpin style So I'm about to go around
talk to all these Florida fans. See how they're celebrating.
See what that think you? It's doing hockey and we're
gonna do it all right after this break. We all
know the worst part about having clothing lawn drawndrey. There
you go. Well what if you never had to do
(10:50):
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Speaker 2 (10:55):
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Speaker 2 (12:02):
You're welcome, all right, Tony. I'm here on here in Florida.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
We're here on the beach, in the center of all
the hockey celebration.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go talk to some people.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hey, you wanted Hey, it's made Polly Foolsco Poll show.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You hear it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You're here to celebrate Florida winning the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Right, you're on air, live on air.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Where the.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Show?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh yeah, I know you've the starstruck Tony. Just try
and focus in Florida hockey, Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Foughts. Okay, okay, okay, I'm not really it'so hockey. But now,
and says are you from Florida?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Are you from Florida?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, I'm from Indiana. Well, I'm from I'm grew up
in Louisville. I'm from I played best bind so.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You know.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, so you at least know something. You don't know
hockey all right? Doesn't know hockey? All right? You're a
right this show you're on here. Hey, I'm Tyler. Hey Tyler,
Florida hockey. What do you think? I don't know? I'm
from Massachusetts. Then what do you think? Do you have
a TV? I knew? Did you see the Stanley Cup
last night? I didn't. I just flew in, so did I?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You picked a bad guy, Manry, I clearly did.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But you're off the show. You're off the show.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You're off the showy Florida Hockey.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Do you watch the Stanley Cup? Do nobody all right?
Having some real trouble toning? You know, I was figuring
this would be more of a hockey state.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, it's a hockey state, Pauli Pholstone, number one rated show.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You're very excited.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Look, I'm trying to find them a Florida hockey fan
on the beach.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Good luck, man.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't think they exist. You know, I thought
this was a hockey state. They've won back to back
Stanley Cupps.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I didn't even know that Stanley Cup. You and everybody,
You and everybody else bro. I don't know what's going
on here?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Don't Yeah, right now, I just want to ask you
Florida hockey?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
They won? Oh, I don't know hockey?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
This is that you're just you say, just won the
Stanley c Yeah? Does anybody know that here? Am I
in the right state?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Birds?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Birds? Exactly? There are a lot of birds on this beach.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Dot.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's all Philly fans. It's all Eagles fans.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
This segment is going terribly, dony. I you know, I
can't believe I flew down all this weight just for this.
I thought there'd be like a celebration. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Do you do you watch the Stanley Cup finals last night?
Do you know what I'm talking about? Have you ever
heard of hockey? Yeah? You know that Florida won the
Stanley Cup last night?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Really that's news to you? Yeah? I think you know
more about tortilla chips than you do about Are you
from Florida?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm from Indiana? Oh? Do you know Clark? She said,
it sounds familiar. Caitlin Clark not the right person to
talk to, Dony. No, we'll let you be enjoy the book. Yeah,
knows more about Tony off the show if you're from Florida.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Are you from Florida?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Can I ask you Florida hockey thoughts? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I don't want something.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Sorry, the team just want to Stanley Cup. Nobody even knows.
Do you know that?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Don't hear?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Do you even know the name of the team? Go
oh d not for you?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You want the show?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
He didn't want any of that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
As a reminder, Paul, you are in Florida and they
do have the stand your ground things.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So you know you've gotta be a little careful. I
don't want to get Zimmerman.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know, you get there's Once he gets Zimma min there's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
No going back.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
They you know, I could swear he had a gun
in his school.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
They got a little Yosemite sam over there.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You know we're journalists, Tony, and this is what happens,
and you're on Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
You gotta take the ranger, bro, That's why we get
all the Bullets's Faul, number.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
One rated show. I know you're very excited. Can I
talk to you you live on air? We got a
Yankee fan from Florida, you know from you're from Nashville.
Nashville you know what happened to the Stanley Cup?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Right last night? Yeah, you know what happened to Stanley Cup?
What happened?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They there we go. You came down the celebrate, right
were friends? Yeah? That Florida won the Stanley Cup? Good jomes.
What are your names? My name is Chari all right, Carla?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Look can you name? Just tell us what were you?
What were your thoughts on the Stanley Cup? I was
it was one right, Yeah, okay, you knew that. Wow?
Who are the Panthers playing in the finals? Wow? This
Actually we found the one person in Florida who was
what the Stanley.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, well you're not playing charade with anybody exactly right
on the money.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, good for you, good, good for your good Joe. Yo,
we did we found the one people. So people, I
guess we know charades in his friend.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You know, honestly, I could keep going here, but I'm
a little Thursday down here.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I think it might be one hundred and five de
Grazier right now, and I've had no water.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
So yeah, yeah, you might be dying if you don't
get some good idea.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Let's yeah, I mentioned I was on the verge of death.
Look who shows up? Now I do want to die?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah? Look who shows up? Death?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Him?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Selections, producing Jay, what corrections?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
What go?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Your takes? Your takes on Otani? We're terrible all around.
But Tony, you said seventeen million yen is equal to
nine dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Uh? Yeah, Bro?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah around there, shure, seventeen million yen is equal to
one hundred and seventeen thousand dollars. So once again, you're
not even close.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh yeah, well you know what, you're not even close
to puberty.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, and after the show, I'm going to give you
seventeen million stab wounds.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh there, I don't what you.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Said, Tyrese Halliburton was a plant to promote the war
company Halliburton.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, Bro makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, it's like the dumbest take I've ever heard. And
that's quite a reach, even for this show.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to reach from my pistol
and shoot you.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, and you know what doesn't reach your penis to
your underwear?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Oh there you go? Great way? What why start stay?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
What?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Tony? You mentioned playing Wolfenstein three D on your phone?
Great game, bro, classic, true, but it's not available on
the app store, so I'm pretty sure you're thinking of doom.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
No, doom is what every woman thinks when they're on
a date with you.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
And you know what app you should install zip Recruiter
because you're fired.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Show. Don't put them off the show. And you know what,
that's it. That's a better place to wrap it all.
This just came across my phone, Tony, look at best.
Text message just came through from mister Nick Foles himself.
Help me on the show next week, super Bowl later,
wait for that, don't forget.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You gotta rate and review the show.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You gotta work, you gotta like, you gotta subscribe, and
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Speaker 2 (19:57):
Fresh Clean Threads fifteen get that sweet fifteen percent off
your own aad gony great job, as I sink to you,
POORI another Floors show. I'm off door.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Go to the airport now and get the hell out
of the state. But first get some water before I
drop in. I'll see you later, don aga make sure
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