November 26, 2024 • 44 mins
Perez issues a couple of apologies! Booker spills the details on what he really thinks of Perez's past. It's our first ever "Best Of The PHP!" If you're not a Patreon Subscriber, you'll hear a couple of conversations that you've never heard before.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From Los Angeles, PHP one and Only.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Perez Gilten.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hey, guys, welcome to the p hp on booker. He's Perez,
and well, last week Perez said, we're not going to
do a show next week for the Jen Pop Show.
Then I started thinking, why don't I go back into
the archives and find some stuff that I thought was
really good, so like a best of, And it came
out better than I even thought.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Perez, I love it nostalgic, even if it wasn't that
long ago.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We start off with a great segment here and it's you,
and it's funny because there's a couple apologies that you
weirdly issue apologies. Well, this one had to do with
Britney Spears and you and I. It was almost like
we forgot the microphones were on, and you and I
just talked about your past with Britney and other people
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and how you really felt. Then you kind of asked
how I felt about it, and.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You're a bit of a brittany hater.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
H No, no, no, it wasn't about that. I'm a brittany hater.
You fuck. I'm on your side on this with Dickhead,
so buckle in, everybody. We're gonna give you about forty
minutes of things that I just sort of dug up
from the past. Maybe there's a couple of Patreon moments
that are old that people haven't heard before. But maybe
if you're new to the show, you'll get a better
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vibe of what we do or what we have done
over the years. We wanted to give you something for
this Thanksgiving holiday, So it's a full show. I think
you guys are gonna like it. So you know, buckle
in and enjoy and enjoy your turkey.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We give thanks for you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Take care php replay.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
The New York Times produced a documentary that aired on
television called Framing Britney Spears, and it's so connected with people.
It was trending, not just when it aired on Friday,
but it trended all weekend long. Both the documentary sure
(02:10):
Everywhere and also hashtag free Brittany and several of the
players in the documentary were also trending. And I did
not watch it. I did see the clip of me
that appeared in the show, but it's based on the
reaction a lot of people were villainized. I would say
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I didn't see. But the interesting thing is that, like
Justin Timberlake. So many people I saw, you know, he
was trending, and they were just he must have come
off like a monster in it, which I don't necessarily
know if I agree with. I think they made a
big to do in the documentary about his music video
for Crime or River. But if that's his truth, if
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she did cheat on him, why should he not be
able to talk about that make art about that?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
To me, I never saw him go out and say, yeah,
this is about Britney Spears, this is about my breakup.
This is about that. If something happens to you and
you make some art about it, you made smart about it.
I don't ever have a problem with that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You know, Diane Sawyer and Matt lower like they were
both raked over the coals, as was I, as was I.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, I can't believe there's something like this out there
with you in it and you didn't watch it. That
blows my mind. If I was mentioned in this, I'd
have watched the whole fucking thing. I'd had a screening
at my house. Well, I didn't know I was in
it before it aired. They didn't interview me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
They just aired an old clip of mine from two
thousand and seven, and I was a very different person then,
and god, I looked so different, like holy shit, like,
oh my god, that was like me, my most monster,
like ugliest, fattest, I had the worst that purple hair purpose, Yes,
that was the purple like purple swooped to this, went
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to the side. Yes, Oh my god, that's what I did. Tragic.
That's when I had the extensions on my lesbian hairdresser.
I said, I want to look like you like that
was her hair. So I looked like a fat, ugly
over all. Right. So the clip that they aired was
like a seven second or fifteen second something really short
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clip where I was talking about Britney Spears in the
year two thousand and seven, and I gave a recap
of all of the things that she did, from getting
into fights with the paparazzi to shaving her head. I
don't even like, I've already blocked out the clip mostly
from my brain. I'm trying not to let it live
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there permanently. And then I said, Brittany being bad was
good for my business. And I just look at that
now and I just cringe. How cold and lacking in
any fee and just awful. So all of these people
were sending me just the most intense hate over the weekend,
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all over my social media, telling me to kill myself,
and that I deserve bad things to happen to me,
and all these things. And I have and I will
continue to apologize to Britney Spears. I have done it
in many different ways. I have done it on my website.
I have done it on my YouTube, across my social media,
on Twitter, everywhere. I've apologized in interviews. I will apologize
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again right now. I am so sorry for how I behaved,
for my words and actions. They were wrong. At the time,
I knew they were wrong. That is what makes it
even worse. I didn't care. All I cared about was
getting a rise out of people being shocking on purpose.
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I have to live with that. I was nasty, mean, cruel,
hurtful and considerate awful. I have apologized to Brittany, not
just publicly. I have also apologized to her privately recently,
but I won't get into details with that to respect
her privacy. And everybody is entitled to feel about me
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however they want. I know, and this became acutely aware
to me last year when I was doing my book
promo tour. No matter how much I change, and no
matter how differently I do things, most people will not
be able to let me move on. I'm not even
asking for forgiveness anymore. It's just most people will only
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think of me as two thousand and seven Perez and
it is what it is. But like I said, I'm
not going to be Kevin Hart, and I will not
refuse to apologize. I just did and I was very
sincere about it, and that's that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Hm, okay, Well, anything you want to add, Well, you know,
I didn't know you back then, so what I knew
of you was you have a website where you drew
some penises on people's faces and stuff. And later throughout
this podcast, I figured out some of the things you did.
But it's always been framed with I was a fucking
idiot for doing that. So it's hard for me to
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have outrage over it when I know that's what you did.
I you know, I have other friends in the media.
You know, there's Howard You know Howard Stern. I think
it's well documented the things that he had said about
other people in has since apologized for them, and I
know that he's a good human being. He's a great
human being, but you're the same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
The big difference is God, this is not too I'm
going to talk about this with my therapist later, took.
I've got to make notes Howard, and this is what
this is. This is a fair framing of it or assessment.
Howard is very successful. If I were more successful, people
would be more willing to let me move on.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I believe, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I think so because Howard is so successful people have
let him people. I don't think people are constantly bringing
up his past to Howard, are they?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
But they don't. But Howard's done an immense I can't
believe we're talking about Howard and I shouldn't be, but
it's all documented on his show. He has done an
immense amount of work on himself, a mountain of work.
And we're talking five days a week of therapy, a
couple of times a day, sometimes psychotherapy. He's done a
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mountain of work on himself. And the end of product
the person I know, Like I said, he's one of
the most genuine, sweetest people I know. Him and his
wife are just great people. So you can change. I
think there's a difference. I don't know how much work
you've done on yourself, yet I don't know if you've
done enough. Where his show, the tone of his show
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is different so much to the fact that his original
audience they pooh, pooh and shit on him all the time, like,
this show sucks. Now, you're not the old Howard. And
Howard's answer is, you're right, I'm not the old Howard.
But this show's still fucking great because it is because
he's a fucking great interviewer. There's a difference there. The
amount of work that he's done is evident. So you
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work on yourself enough. People smell bullshit. You know when
when you say, oh, I've changed, and then you go
and you know, you say something stupid, they're like, wait
a minute, you didn't change, because you're still saying stupid things.
That's the difference.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
All right, Well, well you know, uh, I that's not
for me too, that's not that's not me.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Maybe you're right, maybe you're right, but I wouldn't obsess
too much over it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, good, If I thought you were a true shithead,
I wouldn't do the show. I wouldn't fucking do it.
I just wouldn't. I would say, I don't want to
be associated with some shithead. That's a shithead deep down.
I don't think that I know who you are. I
think it's kind of funny that people think that of you,
or that they have a preconceived notion of who you are,
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what you might be like in person. I don't have
to guess that shit. I know who you are in person,
and I know how you go about your business of life,
and I'm a fan. So that's all I have to say.
If somebody says something to me about it, how can
you do a show with that fucking guy? So puke this,
that the other thing? I just laugh and go whatever,
Because you know me, nothing fucking affects me. I just say, Okay,
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well that's your opinion. I don't care, because I don't
care about anybody's fucking opinion. Well.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The Brittany situation was similar and tied to the Marilyn
Manson and Evan rachel Wood situation in that in the past.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You know, it's wild, we both have like such personal
ties with this week's news. It's crazy because Manson for me.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Wait, you're friends with him or you were friends with him.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Wait, your memory sucks. We've talked about it many times.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I vaguely remember, Yes, my memory does suck.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
No, it's not your memory. You're a fucking narcissist. That's
a problem.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's not that, it's it's that for the longest time,
I was only getting four to five hours of sleep,
and like the brain is functioning at one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
There are some stories that I will I'll say some
celebrity something, and you'll, like last week we were talking
about I know, Armie Hammer. You were saying, oh, he had.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
The story it was the toe sucking. You remember that
I had read it recently. It's not like because I
really remembered. I had been reminded of it anyways, all right, So,
like Brittany, but to a lesser extent, I was just
awful towards Evan rachel Wood for many reasons. Actually, I'll
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give maybe some more insight into this situation. She never
told me to do this, but I was friends with
Dita Antes and there was a lot of things that
went down between Marilyn Manson and Evan rachel Wood and
Deed of Antes. So I made her this villain stupidly
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kind of like in my mind, I thought, well, you know,
my friend just got screwed over. I'm just protecting my friends,
being good to my friend. She did not ask me
to do anything. You know, I had an awful nickname
for Evan rachel Wood and just did not cover her
in a fair or positive or good way. Like Britney Spears.
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I had apologized to Evan rachel Wood in the past,
both publicly and privately, and she had graciously accepted my apology.
Oh wait, let me go back to Brittany for a second.
So after all the Britney drama, she did accept my apology. Jeez, plural.
You know, after all the Brittany drama, she asked me
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to be a part of her circus tour. I opened
that show in the opening video montage, and I asked,
is Brittany aware of this? Is Brittany okay with this?
And I got the assurance that she was. She signed
off on it. It was not her idea, it was
the director Jamie King's idea, but Brittany was aware of it,
did sign off on it and wanted me to take
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a part in it. Then, in like twenty fifteen, when
I went to see Brittany's show in Vegas, they brought
me on stage. It wasn't spontaneous. Brittany was aware of
it beforehand, signed off on it, and wanted me to
do it. So just wanted to state that also with
Evan rachel Wood, I had apologized to her publicly and privately,
and had she at the time times graciously accepted my
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apology publicly and privately. She even was following me on
Twitter for years, and only a couple of years ago
or a year ago. I don't forget when she deleted
her Twitter. But if you search, if you go on
Twitter and you search the Perez Hilton and at Evan
rachel Wood, you'll see me publicly apologizing to her and
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talking about the regrets and mistakes of my past. There
you'll see a bunch of interactions through the years that
Evan rachel Would and I had. So over the last
seven days, she's been posting a lot of things on
her Instagram, and one of them was an old storyory
of mine that I wrote from like two thousand and
seven or two thousand and eight. And that's fine, but
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she posted that just to show how media was covering
her back then. And I'm not angry at her for
sharing that, and she doesn't need to consider my feelings
or that people then were like sending me more death
threats over the last week.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Or whatever popular this week, So.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You know it's about I understand why she did it.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I was unaware of your beef with her. If I was,
I'd forgotten because to me, she'd never really been on
my radar except for the fact that she dated Marilyn Manson.
And I know she was in the One Dead World whatever,
the fucking Underworld show, whatever that thing was, Westworld, West World,
Thank You, which I really enjoyed the first season then
it fell off. But I didn't really know of her
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until that, and I guess you wrote about her even
years prior to that. I didn't know anything else that
she was in. I knew that Manson had dated her,
I knew Manson with Volunteers, and I knew Manson with Rose.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I didn't know who she was. So I will use
this opportunity to again sincerely apologize, not just to Evan
Rachel would, but you know, let me apologize to all
women and women, especially for how I used to cover
things back in the day. I don't think it's weird though,
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because then it's like now people are like, should I
not be talking about the Evan Wood Evan Rachel Wood
situation that's ongoing now with Marilyn Manson because of my past,
like I have been, and I thought I've been doing
it in a very tactful and amplifying her voice way.
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But it's weird. Should I have just ignore that? I
don't think I should ignore the story.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
It's well, I don't know what your coverage looks like.
And if your coverage looks like it's just I'm sorry
and I've chosen a side again, then that could be
seen as hypocritical. Are you just reporting the facts or
are you adding in your two cents? I don't know.
I don't know answer that question.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I think it's just reporting in a way that we
believe victims and amplifying their stories. And I it's been
a week, so yeah, what would you like to add?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know. It's all very confusing because I mean,
you say that line, we believe victims, and it's hard
to assign who's a victim in any situation if one
person says something happened. There's always two sides to every story,
and it should be hashed out elsewhere. I guess that's
always been my point of view. So outside of reporting
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just the facts, I don't know what other quotations need
to be put around that.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Well, five women did come forward with similar stories about
Marilyn Mansett.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Right, is a fact that they came forward, right, yes?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So yeah, okay, I don't know anything else you want
to add.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, it sounds like it's been a week all.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Right, the oscars, So if you go to an Oscar's party,
it's probably not the best way to pay close attention
to everything Oscars because people are chatty and maybe in
Los Angeles they'll be like quiet the whole time.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
But not in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
But the Vanity Fair Oscar party in Vegas was sponsored
by Ceomen. Is that how you pronounce it? Zeo?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I don't even know what it is?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
What is it? Actually? Demi Levado is the new spokesperson
for ZOMEN. I think it's Zeomen. They're like a competitor
to to boatoks or disport. It's you know, it's an
injectable to like be smoother. So I was in heaven
because like that's my demo, all of these women of
a certain age, because it was like half invited people
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from Vegas and then they flew out like fifty of
the top injectors and they're, you know, my demo. So
they all kept coming over to me talking to me,
and we were like gossiping, and I'm like, let's talk
so like I got the tea. Oh my god, I'm like,
we're just gonna go there. Ryan Gostling, we were all
aghast at his face. He got some work done, he
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did obviously, Yes, all the girls were like, yep, look
at it. Look at how plump his cheeks are.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
You know, he looks different in Barbie though, if you
think about the.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Movie, he looks different in Barbie. He got some something
done in the last bit.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
And for him to be so cut too in the movie,
and you watch the movie, I mean he is unnaturally cut.
He almost looks like a Kendall. I wonder what he
did or what he took to shred down that much,
because he is really like zero point zero body fat
to the point he looks odd.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I mean, I don't remember in the movie. He might
they might have just enhanced him with CGI, or it
might also be makeup.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
There's a variety of different things that you could do. Also,
somebody else that my girlies told me had some work done.
I love this because it's not me saying it. It's
like these experienced professionals that do this for a living.
They can tell Bradley Cooper. I could tell also, though,
Bradley Cooper and right, you have to go and look
at photos now you'll see Bradley Cooper and Ryan Gosly.
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You know.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I saw Bradley Cooper and to me, for the first time,
I thought, yes, he looked a little different. But for
the first time I thought, oh, this is the first
time I've seen him age a little. I didn't go
I didn't think he was like looking younger. I thought
he was starting to look more like an older white guy.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Here's the difference. After they all started like filling my
brain with this chatter, I was like, wow, look at
Matthew McConaughey. He's aging. He's looking old and droopy, or
like just you lose the elasticity in your face and
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Gravity hits Yet I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Know that it's absolutely fine. He looks he looks good.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, PHP replay.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Alec Baldwin is still possibly facing jail time over these
charges resulting in the death of that cinematographer on that
film of his. And it was just announced that Aleck
and his wife Hillary from Boston, Hilaria Hillary from Boston,
are going to be getting their own reality TV show
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on TLC.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I think we predicted that maybe years ago. We said, well,
what else are they doing? They're building an army out
there on Long Island. So this doesn't shock me. She
wants to be on TV. I knew she'd wear him down,
and he's got nothing else to do. Now, you know,
he's a cold product at the moment, so I get it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Obviously, her fame hunger is an element of this decision,
but I honestly think the bigger decision, the larger factor
is financial. Alec Baldwin hasn't been regularly acting in a
level films in a long time.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, but he was on thirty Rock a very let me.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Let me break that down for you. Is thirty Rock
even available on streaming? It's on Peacock. Okay, fine, I'm
an actor. Syndication is where you used to make a
ton of money. Listen, I'll give him the benefit of
the doubt.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Listen. He's a major movie star. He has been making
millions and millions and millions of dollars over years.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
But he had. But thirty Rock got off the air
over a decade ago, eleven years ago.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Still, I mean everything he has is probably paid for,
has been.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
No way, no way, obviously, don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
He's just got a house in Long Eye, two houses
in Long Island.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You're thinking like like a normal person. You clearly don't
know a lot of really rich people. Most really most
and you can ask them. Most really rich people don't
outright own their homes because their financial people say they
get tax breaks and benefits and blah blah blah blah
if they have a mortgage. So I guarantee you Alec
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Baldwin has a mortgage.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
But he has a mortgage, Perez. The guy's a major
blockbuster movie star for decades. He has plenty of money,
millions upon millions old money that has accrued interest over
the years. The guy is filthy.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Let me try to break it down for you.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I would be worried that they'd take it away because
of this lawsuit, and that's the only thing I'd.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Let me try to break it down for you as
quickly as possible. First of all, this legal situation of
his has been going on for over three years now,
and I would safely say he's spent a minimum two
million dollars a year just in legal fees.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, I doubt it because he did a film. It's insured. Yes,
there's no film that's not insured. He's not paid a
dollar for this.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't know how that.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yes, Perez, there's no film that's made that isn't insured.
They're insured for this one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Maybe, I mean, you're right, fine.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
He has more money than God. This is a silly conversation.
He's been a movie star since the eight.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Do the math his costs of living. He has seven children,
he's got mortgages, he has nannies. There's no zero chance.
I would wager my testicles that they have at least
a minimum of two, if not more, nannies. I know
how much New York City nannies cost. Each nanny is
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probably at least charging him one hundred and fifty k
a year. Nanny's of that caliber from nanny agencies that
have been vetted. His kid used to go to the
same elementary school as my kid. You know how much
fucking they charge in New York City per child? Fifty
thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
He's a multimillionaire. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I did the math.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
He has accrued millions and they're still earning. The interest
that he makes off of the money that he has
is obscene.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You're mistaken. I did the math.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Let's do another topic. This is silly debating on how
much you think he has. Is his life expensive? Yes,
I'll give you that for our listen. I bet you
he's been in a hundred movies. Now what do you
think the minimum? He's taken a million dollars for every movie.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
But how much do you think residual? You're thinking like
a rational person.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I know I tend to do that.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You clearly have no fucking idea how much they spend
every year. You think they're really saving a ton.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's not about saving Perez. When you have one hundred
million in the bank. If you live off of one
hundred million at ten percent a year, that's ten million
dollars a year, and that's doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
You're ridiculous to think that most celebrities are that liquid.
They're not. They don't have that much money in the bank.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
PHP replay.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Megan Fox took to her Instagram to post a quote
that got everybody talking, assuming it was about Machine Gun Kelly.
The lyric it was a song from Beyonce's Lemonade album
and it goes quote, you can taste the dishonesty, It's
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all over your breath, alluding to the possibility that Machine
Gun Kelly was dishonest and possibly cheated on her because
Lemonade was the iconic album from Beyonce about jay Z
cheating on her. So she did that. She did a
few other things. She deleted all photos that she had
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of her and Machine Gun Kelly from her Instagram as
well or archived them. They may not be permanently deleted.
That's a very like younger person thing, I'm gonna archive
this and that the other like I post way too
much for that shit. And also he did the same thing.
He archived all photos that he had of her on
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his Instagram feed. How like, just petty, I don't know,
like you're fighting, Like we're gonna take it to the gram.
She also made a point of following, which she was
not doing before. She followed Harry Styles, Timothy Shallomet and
also Eminem and Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly have had
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a feud in the past, so for her, for her
to follow him. That was very telling. So that all
went down, and I just assumed that they had broken up,
But that's not the case. According to people, they've not
broken up. They were spotted at a couple's counseling session
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in Los Angeles. So they're trying to make it work.
But I never saw these two working. They they're not.
They're not Courtney kardashianan Travis Barker. The good thing about
Courtney and Travis, to remind everybody, they were friends for
like a decade, so they knew each other for a
very long time before they decided to make that switch
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from not the friend zones.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
They know one another. It's no heat. They just looked
at one another and said, we're very compatible. Let's go
be compatible together. And they seem to be very in love.
And there you go, there's totally heat there. You could
tell they're banging all the time. I think a lot
of it's put on, let's be honest, you think so
all of that public display of affection, the hanging on
one another, to me, that's usually like some sort of
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red flag. You're trying a little too hard, okay for
someone that's known the other person that long to me,
it says you're trying a little too hard. By the way,
I've got no problem with it. I'm just sort of
reading the roof.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
They're Kardashians, They're right there. That's what they try.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
They need to do that stuff. They want to do this.
They need the attention.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You know what's really interesting. One of the big reactions
to Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly was specifically in
regards to them being spotted this week after the blowout
at couple's counseling, and a lot of people echoed this
one sentiment, Gosh, you're going to couple's therapy and you're
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not even married yet. Well, that's not going to work out.
Isn't that a good thing?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
You know? Like those are dummies online, I mean, and
anybody that seeks help. These two of these personalities that
are I don't know, lightning. Neither one of them operate
on a normal plane of behavior. Ever, Okay, they're both
wildly eccentric, and you can't possibly think that two wildly
eccentric artistic types with their twin flame bullshit is always
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going to be simpatico. It's just not the fact that
you're going somewhere to work it out, is I think
a good thing. However, I'll say this, no one would
ever know about their couples therapy. Okay, somebody called TMZ,
somebody come on like someone will crack them.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Down, especially because I forget where exactly, but it was
in one of the hills. It was either in Agora
Hills or wood Woodland Hills.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, there are there. Yeah, someone's phone in that in
So that's another thing, this whole thing. We've wasted too
much time because this is what they want. They both
have been flipping through Your Sight or going through whatever
pages of whatever shitty magazine they read, and they realize
that there's no pictures of them, and we need to
do something about it. And that's what they did. And
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here we are yapping about these bozos.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
All right now.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Gave them the love they need, the attention. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Next story, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. The two of
them were in a Dunkin Donuts commercial together for the
Super Bowl. J Lo got paid a million dollars and
Ben apparently got paid ten million. Wow for a day's work. God,
it's nice, and you know it was just Valentine's Day
(29:35):
to commemorate or she might have gotten it before Valentine's Day,
but she shared it on Valentine's Day to commemorate her
love forever. Jennifer Lopez got a tattoo of an infinity
symbol with her and Ben's initials, and she captioned it
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commitment Forever, Happy Valentine Day, My Love, And then she
shared another photo which was an arrow with the initials,
And I'm guessing, because it looked different, I'm guessing that
Ben also got a tattoo to celebrate their love. So
they both got tattoos forever.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
He's got forty seven of them on his back. So
it's not a big deal. I think it's a big
deal because we know of I knew her, she didn't
have any tattoos.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah. I don't think she has any either, So that
was my thought also, So yeah, it's a big deal
for her. And listen, you know, as we've seen with
Pete Davidson, if it doesn't work out, you can always
get him removed to cover it up.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, no big deal.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't know if she'd cover it up, it'd probably
be ugly true. She'd just get it removed. Yeah, and
she made sure to plug her on the j LO newsletter.
Also more information coming.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Out there, PHP reply my.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Question to you, who's the rudest celebrity you've ever dealt with?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Ashton Kutcher?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Total right, You've shared, You've shared.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Awful human beings. Oh my god, just the rudest interaction
I've ever had?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Find right now, I have to try.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I don't think you can find it because I don't
think they aired. Ay did interview? The archives have got
to be somewhere in ET's locker.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
But Chris Booker, Ashton Kutcher, they didn't air.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Got it'll be there. Got to remember this was pre
internet to where they didn't throw everything up on Oh well, yeah,
it would have been a great moment him ripping off
his microphone, stomping away. Oh yes, what is your diva mode?
Totally holy?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
What?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
PHP?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What do you make of the rumor that Megan Markle
is contemplating running for president in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Makes total sense? Because she's an actor. This whole thing
is some big stage production thing we're building towards something else.
And I think to some extent he's almost actor like
as close as you could get, Like there's no reality
in his life. There hasn't been anything that's been normal
since the second he popped out of the womb. Yeah,
(32:09):
so he's completely different than everybody else. And she's an
actor on top of it. I mean, you see why
people like these two get together. Hopefully it works, it's cool.
But that's why I keep saying I don't believe any
of it. I believe that it's their narrative that they're spreading,
or maybe they truly believe this stuff without context, without
(32:30):
like having facts, naming names, knowing what the conversations were.
I still think these are just eccentric actor types, both
of them. Do you buy into any of that? Yeah,
well I do, but I'm just okay, I was, Yeah,
I just wondering. I didn't know if you thought I
was off my rocker.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I'm trying to contemplate now if I think she's actually
going to do it. I don't think she will. I
think that might just be something that the media is saying.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Right, Yeah, she's not exactly liked.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Well, I think she's very liked in America.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
No, no, no, I don't think a real people in
the middle have any interest in any of this stuff
other than the fodder. I don't think that they care
about anything else. They're just seeing it the way I'm
seeing it. These are too completely out of touch people
that have no clue what it is to be in
the middle.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Those same people that you're talking about nominated Donald Trump
in twenty sixteen and then voted for him.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
She's been setting this up for.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Decades, php, Repy.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
It almost would have been more impactful if Brittany did
her own documentary instead. But she may be worried of
how she comes across in a documentary. She may not
be well, why are you saying she's worried? She's off
the reservation.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
She's not thinking of any of her right her team,
like she's some strategic fucking mind her team. She's worried
about what knife she's gonna use for her next performance
on Instagram. Okay, that's what she's where.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
She's still you know, she's still savvy, because she did
post another knife video this week in anticipation of the
memoir release, because she's like, I gotta get the people talking.
The knives are working.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I wasn't aware that we got another knife video.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, although I think it might have been from the
same time, the same collection.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Yeah, but his knife collection.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, she's wearing like this, or she just doesn't own
any other clothes, like she wears the same thing over
and over again, or it was during the same time.
I'm interested, though, to see what else comes out from
the book. We will undoubtedly hear more.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Can I ask a question, uh huh? Is this the
worst look for Justin Timberlake right now?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Like?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Is he looking like a piece of shit amongst the people,
amongst the online By the way, I know, online people
are literally the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Okay, And that's I guess that was my question.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Those same people, all right, it's you know, or the
same to be true with Joe Jonas. It's like Joe
Jonas and Justin Timberlake are cut from the same cloth,
not exactly, but similar. Certain women who is their overwhelming
demographic are willing to overlook things because they have such
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strong nostalgic feelings towards them. So Justin's going on tour
next year. I have a feeling it'll do well. I
don't think it'll be negatively impacted because of Brittany's memoir.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I didn't know if it's like a crisis alert some
sort of alarm is going off at the Timberlake camp,
or if it's more of like kind of what I'm thinking,
I think the whole world in general maybe thinks the
way I'm thinking, Like who cares what this book says?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
And also he's already apologized. You know, remember during that
period of time a year or so ago when there
was a lot of talk about Brittany and Janet, Jackson
justin released a statement apologizing. So it makes sense for
me that he doesn't apologize again. He already apologized very publicly.
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Since that apology back then, he's gone on to do
other things and I don't think it's impacted him at all.
It might be like a week of making sure he
doesn't check any social media, right He's on vacation this week, Yeah, exactly.
And you know that's the thing. Some celebrities do enjoy
social media because they're normal people, just like you and I.
(36:16):
Like normal people are on social media. Like I saw
on Instagram this video of a multi, multi multi million
dollar New York City penthouse and who left the fucking
comment on that video? Cardi B. Cardi B loves her
social media, so she's looking at Instagram video she's commenting
on them, et cetera, et cetera. Justin might be the
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same way, but not this week, probably not even next
week either.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
To be honest, there won't be any likes coming out
of him for anything.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
No. Speaking of memoirs, according to reports, Megan Markle might
be the next big celebrity autobiography to come out. She's
said to be considering or perhaps even further along in
the process of writing a memoir. And I think that's smart. Yeah,
make that money.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'm surprised there isn't one already. I actually assumed that
there was.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Well, you know, Prince Harry released his, which was very successful.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Well, he's a royal. I mean, do you think the
Brits will read that? Like, will they hate read it
or ignore it? Because to me, I'm like, I'm already
in ignore mode. If I was in prison and there
was one fucking book, I wouldn't read that fucking book.
Do you think the Brits will hate read it?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I think she has enough true fans supporters of her
who feel that she's been slighted by this group or
you know, been treated poorly by the British royal family
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Who are those fans though, Oh I know where they
stem from.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
They're the same kind of people who love reading fan fiction,
who are fans of Twilight and with the shades of Gray.
It's a certain type of woman.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
It's a personality type. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that makes sense.
It's like, because there's only so many different seven different
personalities or whatever the fuck it is, one of them
fits into what she does. Yes, yeah, And I hate
all of those people who are they are?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
They might be some of our listeners.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
No fucking way, our listeners are very cool. There is
no way they're that square.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
They might be. Was so happy to see Queen Celine
Dion there.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Told you miraculous recovery. I told you that on last
week's show. She looked pretty good to me.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Would not say that that's necessarily a recovery. She's obviously
still afflicted by this thing, but she's apparently, you know,
treating it and managing it and out and about.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Did you catch when Taylor won and just oh, stop it,
stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
What that was after I saw that? All right, there's
a lot of haters out there, Okay, what are.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
They hating about? I mean, it was a moment.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
There was no discs. There was no.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I don't think it was a diss. I just think
it was like, you have this huge star standing up
there and she didn't really kind of know what to do.
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Well, Taylor was in shock, you know. She I don't
think was expecting to win Album of the Year.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
First of all, I'm not dissing Tailor. I just thought
it was funny that she was just sort of left
stay up there, like, uh, what do I do?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Well? Afterwards, they did share a cute huggy moment and
an adorable photo was taken afterwards backstage. Not at the
Grammys was Jennifer Lopez. Instead, she was in New York
City for Saturday Night Live, and a friend of mine
texted me saying that Jennifer Lopez sounded like a dying cat.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
What did you think she sounded like?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I thought just sounded great. Is she and the best
vocalist ever? No? But I love that she was singing
one hundred percent live. She was, Yes, she was, and
she looked amazing obviously, especially that one where like her
boobs were almost hanging out. I've said it before. Selena
Gomez also isn't the best vocalist like not a power singer,
not a huge amount of range. But I love her
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music and that's all I care about. And I appreciate
the effort of live singing. So many don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Wait, don't you have to want to say? No, you
don't have to know.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
You could sing to an insane amount of track like
you could sing barely live over track. You don't have
to sing one hundred percent live. So yeah, it did
not bother me. I loved it PHP replay after having
watched the Wicked trailer. This was my recurring thought, over
and over again. Oh, Wow, Ariana Grande is in the
Wicked movie. Oh look at me watching Ariana Grande in
(40:26):
the Wicked movie. Wow, Ariana Grande is Glinda. I just
could not remove Ariana Grande from the equation and I
could not see the character. She wasn't convincing to me
in the three and a half minutes that I watched
Cynthia Arrivo great. I'm not saying that Arianna was bad,
she just wasn't convincing. She didn't hook me in. I
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was disappointed.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Huh. I thought it looked cute. I think it's gonna
do well, and I think once you sit down in
the theater and you take that thought out of your
mind because her performance is pretty good. It just looks
like a it looks like a one of those made
for a very young audience kind of movies. I think
once you buckle in, you'll forget that she's already on
a grande in about five minutes and you'll just decide
(41:12):
if it's a good movie or not. To me, it
looks super cute, and I think it's going to be massive.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I'm just still also to repeat myself.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Oh it's two parts. I know.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I'm so annoyed by that. So back in the day,
I used to be a sea next Tuesday. We know
that I acknowledge that. Please I am not stop it.
And you know, very early, like the early Earth, like
you know, two thousand and five, two thousand and six.
You know, Avril was somebody that, you know, what's interesting,
(41:43):
And I think she might have said this somewhere or
I did, or it's a saying, you know, like oftentimes,
like your biggest haters are your biggest fans, you know,
like they're really paying attention. And you know, I always
liked Avril, but I had it in for her for
some reason stupid wrong. And I at some point over
the last eighteen years, you know, because I saw her
(42:05):
after that and I thought we had a heart to heart.
I think she was dating Brandon Davis. Remember that for
a little period of time she was dating Brant. Let
me look it up real quick while I talk Avril Levine.
Brandon Davis was the Oil Air. Yes, they did date
back in two thousand and nine approximately, so I think
it was around that time. I was at a party
(42:25):
that she was at and I think he was there,
and I thought we had a heart to heart, and
at some point or whatever, I don't know, but anyways,
clearly it wasn't enough, or she could have changed her
thoughts on it. So this year or last or late
last year, she was giving an interview and she was
talking about a gossip blogger that she was very hurt
(42:46):
by and that she ended up calling on the phone.
And I didn't remember her calling me, But then I
did some digging and she did, and I spoke about
my conversation with Avril, and I read it now and
it just makes me cringe. It more than embarrasses me,
like it hurts me. How I talked about her reaching
(43:08):
out to me saying, Hey, what you're saying is really
awful and it's hurtful, and I just did not care.
And I just want to apologize again or for the
first time. If she didn't perceive my previous talks with
her as an apology, So I'm very sorry.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Doesn't sound like they were.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
From what you're saying, it doesn't sound like they were.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Not that call I meant in person at the party,
not when she called me on the phone. I got you,
So I thought that, but you know whatever, like I
was clearly wrong. So I just want to extend that
to Avril again.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Well, for the record, on this show, you've been nothing
but a fan that I've heard. I have heard you
say anything. I mean, I think the worst thing we
ever said was that, you know, when she was younger,
she may have been a little bratty, but.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
So was I.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
So were you.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I was more than Braddy.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Well you took it to a capital sea level, which
you said many times. But look, she's lovely, that's all
I know. She's I've met her twice now and we're
not friends. It's just, you know, I just joking. But she's, uh,
she just seems really sweet. She's she's into what she's
doing now, and I like seeing that, and I like
seeing that passion, and she's got a lot of heart.
So I'm happy for he, and I hope things work
out for all right.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
P HP replay
From Los Angeles, PHP one and Only.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Perez Gilten.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hey, guys, welcome to the p hp on booker. He's Perez,
and well, last week Perez said, we're not going to
do a show next week for the Jen Pop Show.
Then I started thinking, why don't I go back into
the archives and find some stuff that I thought was
really good, so like a best of, And it came
out better than I even thought.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Perez, I love it nostalgic, even if it wasn't that
long ago.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We start off with a great segment here and it's you,
and it's funny because there's a couple apologies that you
weirdly issue apologies. Well, this one had to do with
Britney Spears and you and I. It was almost like
we forgot the microphones were on, and you and I
just talked about your past with Britney and other people
(01:06):
and how you really felt. Then you kind of asked
how I felt about it, and.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You're a bit of a brittany hater.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
H No, no, no, it wasn't about that. I'm a brittany hater.
You fuck. I'm on your side on this with Dickhead,
so buckle in, everybody. We're gonna give you about forty
minutes of things that I just sort of dug up
from the past. Maybe there's a couple of Patreon moments
that are old that people haven't heard before. But maybe
if you're new to the show, you'll get a better
(01:33):
vibe of what we do or what we have done
over the years. We wanted to give you something for
this Thanksgiving holiday, So it's a full show. I think
you guys are gonna like it. So you know, buckle
in and enjoy and enjoy your turkey.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We give thanks for you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Take care php replay.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
The New York Times produced a documentary that aired on
television called Framing Britney Spears, and it's so connected with people.
It was trending, not just when it aired on Friday,
but it trended all weekend long. Both the documentary sure
(02:10):
Everywhere and also hashtag free Brittany and several of the
players in the documentary were also trending. And I did
not watch it. I did see the clip of me
that appeared in the show, but it's based on the
reaction a lot of people were villainized. I would say
(02:32):
I didn't see. But the interesting thing is that, like
Justin Timberlake. So many people I saw, you know, he
was trending, and they were just he must have come
off like a monster in it, which I don't necessarily
know if I agree with. I think they made a
big to do in the documentary about his music video
for Crime or River. But if that's his truth, if
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she did cheat on him, why should he not be
able to talk about that make art about that?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
To me, I never saw him go out and say, yeah,
this is about Britney Spears, this is about my breakup.
This is about that. If something happens to you and
you make some art about it, you made smart about it.
I don't ever have a problem with that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You know, Diane Sawyer and Matt lower like they were
both raked over the coals, as was I, as was I.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, I can't believe there's something like this out there
with you in it and you didn't watch it. That
blows my mind. If I was mentioned in this, I'd
have watched the whole fucking thing. I'd had a screening
at my house. Well, I didn't know I was in
it before it aired. They didn't interview me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
They just aired an old clip of mine from two
thousand and seven, and I was a very different person then,
and god, I looked so different, like holy shit, like,
oh my god, that was like me, my most monster,
like ugliest, fattest, I had the worst that purple hair purpose, Yes,
that was the purple like purple swooped to this, went
(04:00):
to the side. Yes, Oh my god, that's what I did. Tragic.
That's when I had the extensions on my lesbian hairdresser.
I said, I want to look like you like that
was her hair. So I looked like a fat, ugly
over all. Right. So the clip that they aired was
like a seven second or fifteen second something really short
(04:23):
clip where I was talking about Britney Spears in the
year two thousand and seven, and I gave a recap
of all of the things that she did, from getting
into fights with the paparazzi to shaving her head. I
don't even like, I've already blocked out the clip mostly
from my brain. I'm trying not to let it live
(04:45):
there permanently. And then I said, Brittany being bad was
good for my business. And I just look at that
now and I just cringe. How cold and lacking in
any fee and just awful. So all of these people
were sending me just the most intense hate over the weekend,
(05:08):
all over my social media, telling me to kill myself,
and that I deserve bad things to happen to me,
and all these things. And I have and I will
continue to apologize to Britney Spears. I have done it
in many different ways. I have done it on my website.
I have done it on my YouTube, across my social media,
on Twitter, everywhere. I've apologized in interviews. I will apologize
(05:33):
again right now. I am so sorry for how I behaved,
for my words and actions. They were wrong. At the time,
I knew they were wrong. That is what makes it
even worse. I didn't care. All I cared about was
getting a rise out of people being shocking on purpose.
(05:54):
I have to live with that. I was nasty, mean, cruel,
hurtful and considerate awful. I have apologized to Brittany, not
just publicly. I have also apologized to her privately recently,
but I won't get into details with that to respect
her privacy. And everybody is entitled to feel about me
(06:14):
however they want. I know, and this became acutely aware
to me last year when I was doing my book
promo tour. No matter how much I change, and no
matter how differently I do things, most people will not
be able to let me move on. I'm not even
asking for forgiveness anymore. It's just most people will only
(06:37):
think of me as two thousand and seven Perez and
it is what it is. But like I said, I'm
not going to be Kevin Hart, and I will not
refuse to apologize. I just did and I was very
sincere about it, and that's that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Hm, okay, Well, anything you want to add, Well, you know,
I didn't know you back then, so what I knew
of you was you have a website where you drew
some penises on people's faces and stuff. And later throughout
this podcast, I figured out some of the things you did.
But it's always been framed with I was a fucking
idiot for doing that. So it's hard for me to
(07:14):
have outrage over it when I know that's what you did.
I you know, I have other friends in the media.
You know, there's Howard You know Howard Stern. I think
it's well documented the things that he had said about
other people in has since apologized for them, and I
know that he's a good human being. He's a great
human being, but you're the same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
The big difference is God, this is not too I'm
going to talk about this with my therapist later, took.
I've got to make notes Howard, and this is what
this is. This is a fair framing of it or assessment.
Howard is very successful. If I were more successful, people
would be more willing to let me move on.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I believe, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I think so because Howard is so successful people have
let him people. I don't think people are constantly bringing
up his past to Howard, are they?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
But they don't. But Howard's done an immense I can't
believe we're talking about Howard and I shouldn't be, but
it's all documented on his show. He has done an
immense amount of work on himself, a mountain of work.
And we're talking five days a week of therapy, a
couple of times a day, sometimes psychotherapy. He's done a
(08:24):
mountain of work on himself. And the end of product
the person I know, Like I said, he's one of
the most genuine, sweetest people I know. Him and his
wife are just great people. So you can change. I
think there's a difference. I don't know how much work
you've done on yourself, yet I don't know if you've
done enough. Where his show, the tone of his show
(08:46):
is different so much to the fact that his original
audience they pooh, pooh and shit on him all the time, like,
this show sucks. Now, you're not the old Howard. And
Howard's answer is, you're right, I'm not the old Howard.
But this show's still fucking great because it is because
he's a fucking great interviewer. There's a difference there. The
amount of work that he's done is evident. So you
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work on yourself enough. People smell bullshit. You know when
when you say, oh, I've changed, and then you go
and you know, you say something stupid, they're like, wait
a minute, you didn't change, because you're still saying stupid things.
That's the difference.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
All right, Well, well you know, uh, I that's not
for me too, that's not that's not me.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Maybe you're right, maybe you're right, but I wouldn't obsess
too much over it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, good, If I thought you were a true shithead,
I wouldn't do the show. I wouldn't fucking do it.
I just wouldn't. I would say, I don't want to
be associated with some shithead. That's a shithead deep down.
I don't think that I know who you are. I
think it's kind of funny that people think that of you,
or that they have a preconceived notion of who you are,
(09:53):
what you might be like in person. I don't have
to guess that shit. I know who you are in person,
and I know how you go about your business of life,
and I'm a fan. So that's all I have to say.
If somebody says something to me about it, how can
you do a show with that fucking guy? So puke this,
that the other thing? I just laugh and go whatever,
Because you know me, nothing fucking affects me. I just say, Okay,
(10:14):
well that's your opinion. I don't care, because I don't
care about anybody's fucking opinion. Well.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The Brittany situation was similar and tied to the Marilyn
Manson and Evan rachel Wood situation in that in the past.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You know, it's wild, we both have like such personal
ties with this week's news. It's crazy because Manson for me.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Wait, you're friends with him or you were friends with him.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Wait, your memory sucks. We've talked about it many times.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I vaguely remember, Yes, my memory does suck.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
No, it's not your memory. You're a fucking narcissist. That's
a problem.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's not that, it's it's that for the longest time,
I was only getting four to five hours of sleep,
and like the brain is functioning at one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
There are some stories that I will I'll say some
celebrity something, and you'll, like last week we were talking
about I know, Armie Hammer. You were saying, oh, he had.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
The story it was the toe sucking. You remember that
I had read it recently. It's not like because I
really remembered. I had been reminded of it anyways, all right, So,
like Brittany, but to a lesser extent, I was just
awful towards Evan rachel Wood for many reasons. Actually, I'll
(11:33):
give maybe some more insight into this situation. She never
told me to do this, but I was friends with
Dita Antes and there was a lot of things that
went down between Marilyn Manson and Evan rachel Wood and
Deed of Antes. So I made her this villain stupidly
(11:54):
kind of like in my mind, I thought, well, you know,
my friend just got screwed over. I'm just protecting my friends,
being good to my friend. She did not ask me
to do anything. You know, I had an awful nickname
for Evan rachel Wood and just did not cover her
in a fair or positive or good way. Like Britney Spears.
(12:15):
I had apologized to Evan rachel Wood in the past,
both publicly and privately, and she had graciously accepted my apology.
Oh wait, let me go back to Brittany for a second.
So after all the Britney drama, she did accept my apology. Jeez, plural.
You know, after all the Brittany drama, she asked me
(12:37):
to be a part of her circus tour. I opened
that show in the opening video montage, and I asked,
is Brittany aware of this? Is Brittany okay with this?
And I got the assurance that she was. She signed
off on it. It was not her idea, it was
the director Jamie King's idea, but Brittany was aware of it,
did sign off on it and wanted me to take
(12:58):
a part in it. Then, in like twenty fifteen, when
I went to see Brittany's show in Vegas, they brought
me on stage. It wasn't spontaneous. Brittany was aware of
it beforehand, signed off on it, and wanted me to
do it. So just wanted to state that also with
Evan rachel Wood, I had apologized to her publicly and privately,
and had she at the time times graciously accepted my
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apology publicly and privately. She even was following me on
Twitter for years, and only a couple of years ago
or a year ago. I don't forget when she deleted
her Twitter. But if you search, if you go on
Twitter and you search the Perez Hilton and at Evan
rachel Wood, you'll see me publicly apologizing to her and
(13:44):
talking about the regrets and mistakes of my past. There
you'll see a bunch of interactions through the years that
Evan rachel Would and I had. So over the last
seven days, she's been posting a lot of things on
her Instagram, and one of them was an old storyory
of mine that I wrote from like two thousand and
seven or two thousand and eight. And that's fine, but
(14:06):
she posted that just to show how media was covering
her back then. And I'm not angry at her for
sharing that, and she doesn't need to consider my feelings
or that people then were like sending me more death
threats over the last week.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Or whatever popular this week, So.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You know it's about I understand why she did it.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I was unaware of your beef with her. If I was,
I'd forgotten because to me, she'd never really been on
my radar except for the fact that she dated Marilyn Manson.
And I know she was in the One Dead World whatever,
the fucking Underworld show, whatever that thing was, Westworld, West World,
Thank You, which I really enjoyed the first season then
it fell off. But I didn't really know of her
(14:53):
until that, and I guess you wrote about her even
years prior to that. I didn't know anything else that
she was in. I knew that Manson had dated her,
I knew Manson with Volunteers, and I knew Manson with Rose.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I didn't know who she was. So I will use
this opportunity to again sincerely apologize, not just to Evan
Rachel would, but you know, let me apologize to all
women and women, especially for how I used to cover
things back in the day. I don't think it's weird though,
(15:30):
because then it's like now people are like, should I
not be talking about the Evan Wood Evan Rachel Wood
situation that's ongoing now with Marilyn Manson because of my past,
like I have been, and I thought I've been doing
it in a very tactful and amplifying her voice way.
(15:51):
But it's weird. Should I have just ignore that? I
don't think I should ignore the story.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
It's well, I don't know what your coverage looks like.
And if your coverage looks like it's just I'm sorry
and I've chosen a side again, then that could be
seen as hypocritical. Are you just reporting the facts or
are you adding in your two cents? I don't know.
I don't know answer that question.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I think it's just reporting in a way that we
believe victims and amplifying their stories. And I it's been
a week, so yeah, what would you like to add?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know. It's all very confusing because I mean,
you say that line, we believe victims, and it's hard
to assign who's a victim in any situation if one
person says something happened. There's always two sides to every story,
and it should be hashed out elsewhere. I guess that's
always been my point of view. So outside of reporting
(16:47):
just the facts, I don't know what other quotations need
to be put around that.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Well, five women did come forward with similar stories about
Marilyn Mansett.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Right, is a fact that they came forward, right, yes?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So yeah, okay, I don't know anything else you want
to add.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, it sounds like it's been a week all.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Right, the oscars, So if you go to an Oscar's party,
it's probably not the best way to pay close attention
to everything Oscars because people are chatty and maybe in
Los Angeles they'll be like quiet the whole time.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
But not in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
But the Vanity Fair Oscar party in Vegas was sponsored
by Ceomen. Is that how you pronounce it? Zeo?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I don't even know what it is?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
What is it? Actually? Demi Levado is the new spokesperson
for ZOMEN. I think it's Zeomen. They're like a competitor
to to boatoks or disport. It's you know, it's an
injectable to like be smoother. So I was in heaven
because like that's my demo, all of these women of
a certain age, because it was like half invited people
(17:58):
from Vegas and then they flew out like fifty of
the top injectors and they're, you know, my demo. So
they all kept coming over to me talking to me,
and we were like gossiping, and I'm like, let's talk
so like I got the tea. Oh my god, I'm like,
we're just gonna go there. Ryan Gostling, we were all
aghast at his face. He got some work done, he
(18:21):
did obviously, Yes, all the girls were like, yep, look
at it. Look at how plump his cheeks are.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
You know, he looks different in Barbie though, if you
think about the.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Movie, he looks different in Barbie. He got some something
done in the last bit.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
And for him to be so cut too in the movie,
and you watch the movie, I mean he is unnaturally cut.
He almost looks like a Kendall. I wonder what he
did or what he took to shred down that much,
because he is really like zero point zero body fat
to the point he looks odd.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I mean, I don't remember in the movie. He might
they might have just enhanced him with CGI, or it
might also be makeup.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
There's a variety of different things that you could do. Also,
somebody else that my girlies told me had some work done.
I love this because it's not me saying it. It's
like these experienced professionals that do this for a living.
They can tell Bradley Cooper. I could tell also, though,
Bradley Cooper and right, you have to go and look
at photos now you'll see Bradley Cooper and Ryan Gosly.
(19:25):
You know.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I saw Bradley Cooper and to me, for the first time,
I thought, yes, he looked a little different. But for
the first time I thought, oh, this is the first
time I've seen him age a little. I didn't go
I didn't think he was like looking younger. I thought
he was starting to look more like an older white guy.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Here's the difference. After they all started like filling my
brain with this chatter, I was like, wow, look at
Matthew McConaughey. He's aging. He's looking old and droopy, or
like just you lose the elasticity in your face and
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Gravity hits Yet I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Know that it's absolutely fine. He looks he looks good.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, PHP replay.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Alec Baldwin is still possibly facing jail time over these
charges resulting in the death of that cinematographer on that
film of his. And it was just announced that Aleck
and his wife Hillary from Boston, Hilaria Hillary from Boston,
are going to be getting their own reality TV show
(20:25):
on TLC.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I think we predicted that maybe years ago. We said, well,
what else are they doing? They're building an army out
there on Long Island. So this doesn't shock me. She
wants to be on TV. I knew she'd wear him down,
and he's got nothing else to do. Now, you know,
he's a cold product at the moment, so I get it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Obviously, her fame hunger is an element of this decision,
but I honestly think the bigger decision, the larger factor
is financial. Alec Baldwin hasn't been regularly acting in a
level films in a long time.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, but he was on thirty Rock a very let me.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Let me break that down for you. Is thirty Rock
even available on streaming? It's on Peacock. Okay, fine, I'm
an actor. Syndication is where you used to make a
ton of money. Listen, I'll give him the benefit of
the doubt.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Listen. He's a major movie star. He has been making
millions and millions and millions of dollars over years.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
But he had. But thirty Rock got off the air
over a decade ago, eleven years ago.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Still, I mean everything he has is probably paid for,
has been.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
No way, no way, obviously, don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
He's just got a house in Long Eye, two houses
in Long Island.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You're thinking like like a normal person. You clearly don't
know a lot of really rich people. Most really most
and you can ask them. Most really rich people don't
outright own their homes because their financial people say they
get tax breaks and benefits and blah blah blah blah
if they have a mortgage. So I guarantee you Alec
(21:57):
Baldwin has a mortgage.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
But he has a mortgage, Perez. The guy's a major
blockbuster movie star for decades. He has plenty of money,
millions upon millions old money that has accrued interest over
the years. The guy is filthy.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Let me try to break it down for you.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I would be worried that they'd take it away because
of this lawsuit, and that's the only thing I'd.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Let me try to break it down for you as
quickly as possible. First of all, this legal situation of
his has been going on for over three years now,
and I would safely say he's spent a minimum two
million dollars a year just in legal fees.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, I doubt it because he did a film. It's insured. Yes,
there's no film that's not insured. He's not paid a
dollar for this.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't know how that.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yes, Perez, there's no film that's made that isn't insured.
They're insured for this one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Maybe, I mean, you're right, fine.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
He has more money than God. This is a silly conversation.
He's been a movie star since the eight.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Do the math his costs of living. He has seven children,
he's got mortgages, he has nannies. There's no zero chance.
I would wager my testicles that they have at least
a minimum of two, if not more, nannies. I know
how much New York City nannies cost. Each nanny is
(23:22):
probably at least charging him one hundred and fifty k
a year. Nanny's of that caliber from nanny agencies that
have been vetted. His kid used to go to the
same elementary school as my kid. You know how much
fucking they charge in New York City per child? Fifty
thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
He's a multimillionaire. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I did the math.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
He has accrued millions and they're still earning. The interest
that he makes off of the money that he has
is obscene.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You're mistaken. I did the math.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Let's do another topic. This is silly debating on how
much you think he has. Is his life expensive? Yes,
I'll give you that for our listen. I bet you
he's been in a hundred movies. Now what do you
think the minimum? He's taken a million dollars for every movie.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
But how much do you think residual? You're thinking like
a rational person.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I know I tend to do that.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You clearly have no fucking idea how much they spend
every year. You think they're really saving a ton.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's not about saving Perez. When you have one hundred
million in the bank. If you live off of one
hundred million at ten percent a year, that's ten million
dollars a year, and that's doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
You're ridiculous to think that most celebrities are that liquid.
They're not. They don't have that much money in the bank.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
PHP replay.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Megan Fox took to her Instagram to post a quote
that got everybody talking, assuming it was about Machine Gun Kelly.
The lyric it was a song from Beyonce's Lemonade album
and it goes quote, you can taste the dishonesty, It's
(25:00):
all over your breath, alluding to the possibility that Machine
Gun Kelly was dishonest and possibly cheated on her because
Lemonade was the iconic album from Beyonce about jay Z
cheating on her. So she did that. She did a
few other things. She deleted all photos that she had
(25:22):
of her and Machine Gun Kelly from her Instagram as
well or archived them. They may not be permanently deleted.
That's a very like younger person thing, I'm gonna archive
this and that the other like I post way too
much for that shit. And also he did the same thing.
He archived all photos that he had of her on
(25:42):
his Instagram feed. How like, just petty, I don't know,
like you're fighting, Like we're gonna take it to the gram.
She also made a point of following, which she was
not doing before. She followed Harry Styles, Timothy Shallomet and
also Eminem and Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly have had
(26:04):
a feud in the past, so for her, for her
to follow him. That was very telling. So that all
went down, and I just assumed that they had broken up,
But that's not the case. According to people, they've not
broken up. They were spotted at a couple's counseling session
(26:25):
in Los Angeles. So they're trying to make it work.
But I never saw these two working. They they're not.
They're not Courtney kardashianan Travis Barker. The good thing about
Courtney and Travis, to remind everybody, they were friends for
like a decade, so they knew each other for a
very long time before they decided to make that switch
(26:48):
from not the friend zones.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
They know one another. It's no heat. They just looked
at one another and said, we're very compatible. Let's go
be compatible together. And they seem to be very in love.
And there you go, there's totally heat there. You could
tell they're banging all the time. I think a lot
of it's put on, let's be honest, you think so
all of that public display of affection, the hanging on
one another, to me, that's usually like some sort of
(27:11):
red flag. You're trying a little too hard, okay for
someone that's known the other person that long to me,
it says you're trying a little too hard. By the way,
I've got no problem with it. I'm just sort of
reading the roof.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
They're Kardashians, They're right there. That's what they try.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
They need to do that stuff. They want to do this.
They need the attention.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You know what's really interesting. One of the big reactions
to Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly was specifically in
regards to them being spotted this week after the blowout
at couple's counseling, and a lot of people echoed this
one sentiment, Gosh, you're going to couple's therapy and you're
(27:52):
not even married yet. Well, that's not going to work out.
Isn't that a good thing?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
You know? Like those are dummies online, I mean, and
anybody that seeks help. These two of these personalities that
are I don't know, lightning. Neither one of them operate
on a normal plane of behavior. Ever, Okay, they're both
wildly eccentric, and you can't possibly think that two wildly
eccentric artistic types with their twin flame bullshit is always
(28:21):
going to be simpatico. It's just not the fact that
you're going somewhere to work it out, is I think
a good thing. However, I'll say this, no one would
ever know about their couples therapy. Okay, somebody called TMZ,
somebody come on like someone will crack them.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Down, especially because I forget where exactly, but it was
in one of the hills. It was either in Agora
Hills or wood Woodland Hills.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, there are there. Yeah, someone's phone in that in
So that's another thing, this whole thing. We've wasted too
much time because this is what they want. They both
have been flipping through Your Sight or going through whatever
pages of whatever shitty magazine they read, and they realize
that there's no pictures of them, and we need to
do something about it. And that's what they did. And
(29:04):
here we are yapping about these bozos.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
All right now.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Gave them the love they need, the attention. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Next story, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. The two of
them were in a Dunkin Donuts commercial together for the
Super Bowl. J Lo got paid a million dollars and
Ben apparently got paid ten million. Wow for a day's work. God,
it's nice, and you know it was just Valentine's Day
(29:35):
to commemorate or she might have gotten it before Valentine's Day,
but she shared it on Valentine's Day to commemorate her
love forever. Jennifer Lopez got a tattoo of an infinity
symbol with her and Ben's initials, and she captioned it
(29:57):
commitment Forever, Happy Valentine Day, My Love, And then she
shared another photo which was an arrow with the initials,
And I'm guessing, because it looked different, I'm guessing that
Ben also got a tattoo to celebrate their love. So
they both got tattoos forever.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
He's got forty seven of them on his back. So
it's not a big deal. I think it's a big
deal because we know of I knew her, she didn't
have any tattoos.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah. I don't think she has any either, So that
was my thought also, So yeah, it's a big deal
for her. And listen, you know, as we've seen with
Pete Davidson, if it doesn't work out, you can always
get him removed to cover it up.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, no big deal.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't know if she'd cover it up, it'd probably
be ugly true. She'd just get it removed. Yeah, and
she made sure to plug her on the j LO newsletter.
Also more information coming.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Out there, PHP reply my.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Question to you, who's the rudest celebrity you've ever dealt with?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Ashton Kutcher?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Total right, You've shared, You've shared.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Awful human beings. Oh my god, just the rudest interaction
I've ever had?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Find right now, I have to try.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I don't think you can find it because I don't
think they aired. Ay did interview? The archives have got
to be somewhere in ET's locker.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
But Chris Booker, Ashton Kutcher, they didn't air.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Got it'll be there. Got to remember this was pre
internet to where they didn't throw everything up on Oh well, yeah,
it would have been a great moment him ripping off
his microphone, stomping away. Oh yes, what is your diva mode?
Totally holy?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
What?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
PHP?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What do you make of the rumor that Megan Markle
is contemplating running for president in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Makes total sense? Because she's an actor. This whole thing
is some big stage production thing we're building towards something else.
And I think to some extent he's almost actor like
as close as you could get, Like there's no reality
in his life. There hasn't been anything that's been normal
since the second he popped out of the womb. Yeah,
(32:09):
so he's completely different than everybody else. And she's an
actor on top of it. I mean, you see why
people like these two get together. Hopefully it works, it's cool.
But that's why I keep saying I don't believe any
of it. I believe that it's their narrative that they're spreading,
or maybe they truly believe this stuff without context, without
(32:30):
like having facts, naming names, knowing what the conversations were.
I still think these are just eccentric actor types, both
of them. Do you buy into any of that? Yeah,
well I do, but I'm just okay, I was, Yeah,
I just wondering. I didn't know if you thought I
was off my rocker.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I'm trying to contemplate now if I think she's actually
going to do it. I don't think she will. I
think that might just be something that the media is saying.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Right, Yeah, she's not exactly liked.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Well, I think she's very liked in America.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
No, no, no, I don't think a real people in
the middle have any interest in any of this stuff
other than the fodder. I don't think that they care
about anything else. They're just seeing it the way I'm
seeing it. These are too completely out of touch people
that have no clue what it is to be in
the middle.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Those same people that you're talking about nominated Donald Trump
in twenty sixteen and then voted for him.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
She's been setting this up for.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Decades, php, Repy.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
It almost would have been more impactful if Brittany did
her own documentary instead. But she may be worried of
how she comes across in a documentary. She may not
be well, why are you saying she's worried? She's off
the reservation.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
She's not thinking of any of her right her team,
like she's some strategic fucking mind her team. She's worried
about what knife she's gonna use for her next performance
on Instagram. Okay, that's what she's where.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
She's still you know, she's still savvy, because she did
post another knife video this week in anticipation of the
memoir release, because she's like, I gotta get the people talking.
The knives are working.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I wasn't aware that we got another knife video.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, although I think it might have been from the
same time, the same collection.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Yeah, but his knife collection.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, she's wearing like this, or she just doesn't own
any other clothes, like she wears the same thing over
and over again, or it was during the same time.
I'm interested, though, to see what else comes out from
the book. We will undoubtedly hear more.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Can I ask a question, uh huh? Is this the
worst look for Justin Timberlake right now?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Like?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Is he looking like a piece of shit amongst the people,
amongst the online By the way, I know, online people
are literally the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Okay, And that's I guess that was my question.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Those same people, all right, it's you know, or the
same to be true with Joe Jonas. It's like Joe
Jonas and Justin Timberlake are cut from the same cloth,
not exactly, but similar. Certain women who is their overwhelming
demographic are willing to overlook things because they have such
(35:07):
strong nostalgic feelings towards them. So Justin's going on tour
next year. I have a feeling it'll do well. I
don't think it'll be negatively impacted because of Brittany's memoir.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I didn't know if it's like a crisis alert some
sort of alarm is going off at the Timberlake camp,
or if it's more of like kind of what I'm thinking,
I think the whole world in general maybe thinks the
way I'm thinking, Like who cares what this book says?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
And also he's already apologized. You know, remember during that
period of time a year or so ago when there
was a lot of talk about Brittany and Janet, Jackson
justin released a statement apologizing. So it makes sense for
me that he doesn't apologize again. He already apologized very publicly.
(35:55):
Since that apology back then, he's gone on to do
other things and I don't think it's impacted him at all.
It might be like a week of making sure he
doesn't check any social media, right He's on vacation this week, Yeah, exactly.
And you know that's the thing. Some celebrities do enjoy
social media because they're normal people, just like you and I.
(36:16):
Like normal people are on social media. Like I saw
on Instagram this video of a multi, multi multi million
dollar New York City penthouse and who left the fucking
comment on that video? Cardi B. Cardi B loves her
social media, so she's looking at Instagram video she's commenting
on them, et cetera, et cetera. Justin might be the
(36:36):
same way, but not this week, probably not even next
week either.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
To be honest, there won't be any likes coming out
of him for anything.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
No. Speaking of memoirs, according to reports, Megan Markle might
be the next big celebrity autobiography to come out. She's
said to be considering or perhaps even further along in
the process of writing a memoir. And I think that's smart. Yeah,
make that money.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'm surprised there isn't one already. I actually assumed that
there was.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Well, you know, Prince Harry released his, which was very successful.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Well, he's a royal. I mean, do you think the
Brits will read that? Like, will they hate read it
or ignore it? Because to me, I'm like, I'm already
in ignore mode. If I was in prison and there
was one fucking book, I wouldn't read that fucking book.
Do you think the Brits will hate read it?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I think she has enough true fans supporters of her
who feel that she's been slighted by this group or
you know, been treated poorly by the British royal family
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Who are those fans though, Oh I know where they
stem from.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
They're the same kind of people who love reading fan fiction,
who are fans of Twilight and with the shades of Gray.
It's a certain type of woman.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
It's a personality type. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that makes sense.
It's like, because there's only so many different seven different
personalities or whatever the fuck it is, one of them
fits into what she does. Yes, yeah, And I hate
all of those people who are they are?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
They might be some of our listeners.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
No fucking way, our listeners are very cool. There is
no way they're that square.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
They might be. Was so happy to see Queen Celine
Dion there.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Told you miraculous recovery. I told you that on last
week's show. She looked pretty good to me.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Would not say that that's necessarily a recovery. She's obviously
still afflicted by this thing, but she's apparently, you know,
treating it and managing it and out and about.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Did you catch when Taylor won and just oh, stop it,
stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
What that was after I saw that? All right, there's
a lot of haters out there, Okay, what are.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
They hating about? I mean, it was a moment.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
There was no discs. There was no.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I don't think it was a diss. I just think
it was like, you have this huge star standing up
there and she didn't really kind of know what to do.
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Well, Taylor was in shock, you know. She I don't
think was expecting to win Album of the Year.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
First of all, I'm not dissing Tailor. I just thought
it was funny that she was just sort of left
stay up there, like, uh, what do I do?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Well? Afterwards, they did share a cute huggy moment and
an adorable photo was taken afterwards backstage. Not at the
Grammys was Jennifer Lopez. Instead, she was in New York
City for Saturday Night Live, and a friend of mine
texted me saying that Jennifer Lopez sounded like a dying cat.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
What did you think she sounded like?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I thought just sounded great. Is she and the best
vocalist ever? No? But I love that she was singing
one hundred percent live. She was, Yes, she was, and
she looked amazing obviously, especially that one where like her
boobs were almost hanging out. I've said it before. Selena
Gomez also isn't the best vocalist like not a power singer,
not a huge amount of range. But I love her
(39:53):
music and that's all I care about. And I appreciate
the effort of live singing. So many don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Wait, don't you have to want to say? No, you
don't have to know.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
You could sing to an insane amount of track like
you could sing barely live over track. You don't have
to sing one hundred percent live. So yeah, it did
not bother me. I loved it PHP replay after having
watched the Wicked trailer. This was my recurring thought, over
and over again. Oh, Wow, Ariana Grande is in the
Wicked movie. Oh look at me watching Ariana Grande in
(40:26):
the Wicked movie. Wow, Ariana Grande is Glinda. I just
could not remove Ariana Grande from the equation and I
could not see the character. She wasn't convincing to me
in the three and a half minutes that I watched
Cynthia Arrivo great. I'm not saying that Arianna was bad,
she just wasn't convincing. She didn't hook me in. I
(40:49):
was disappointed.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Huh. I thought it looked cute. I think it's gonna
do well, and I think once you sit down in
the theater and you take that thought out of your
mind because her performance is pretty good. It just looks
like a it looks like a one of those made
for a very young audience kind of movies. I think
once you buckle in, you'll forget that she's already on
a grande in about five minutes and you'll just decide
(41:12):
if it's a good movie or not. To me, it
looks super cute, and I think it's going to be massive.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I'm just still also to repeat myself.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Oh it's two parts. I know.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I'm so annoyed by that. So back in the day,
I used to be a sea next Tuesday. We know
that I acknowledge that. Please I am not stop it.
And you know, very early, like the early Earth, like
you know, two thousand and five, two thousand and six.
You know, Avril was somebody that, you know, what's interesting,
(41:43):
And I think she might have said this somewhere or
I did, or it's a saying, you know, like oftentimes,
like your biggest haters are your biggest fans, you know,
like they're really paying attention. And you know, I always
liked Avril, but I had it in for her for
some reason stupid wrong. And I at some point over
the last eighteen years, you know, because I saw her
(42:05):
after that and I thought we had a heart to heart.
I think she was dating Brandon Davis. Remember that for
a little period of time she was dating Brant. Let
me look it up real quick while I talk Avril Levine.
Brandon Davis was the Oil Air. Yes, they did date
back in two thousand and nine approximately, so I think
it was around that time. I was at a party
(42:25):
that she was at and I think he was there,
and I thought we had a heart to heart, and
at some point or whatever, I don't know, but anyways,
clearly it wasn't enough, or she could have changed her
thoughts on it. So this year or last or late
last year, she was giving an interview and she was
talking about a gossip blogger that she was very hurt
(42:46):
by and that she ended up calling on the phone.
And I didn't remember her calling me, But then I
did some digging and she did, and I spoke about
my conversation with Avril, and I read it now and
it just makes me cringe. It more than embarrasses me,
like it hurts me. How I talked about her reaching
(43:08):
out to me saying, Hey, what you're saying is really
awful and it's hurtful, and I just did not care.
And I just want to apologize again or for the
first time. If she didn't perceive my previous talks with
her as an apology, So I'm very sorry.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Doesn't sound like they were.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
From what you're saying, it doesn't sound like they were.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Not that call I meant in person at the party,
not when she called me on the phone. I got you,
So I thought that, but you know whatever, like I
was clearly wrong. So I just want to extend that
to Avril again.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Well, for the record, on this show, you've been nothing
but a fan that I've heard. I have heard you
say anything. I mean, I think the worst thing we
ever said was that, you know, when she was younger,
she may have been a little bratty, but.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
So was I.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
So were you.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I was more than Braddy.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Well you took it to a capital sea level, which
you said many times. But look, she's lovely, that's all
I know. She's I've met her twice now and we're
not friends. It's just, you know, I just joking. But she's, uh,
she just seems really sweet. She's she's into what she's
doing now, and I like seeing that, and I like
seeing that passion, and she's got a lot of heart.
So I'm happy for he, and I hope things work
out for all right.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
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