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December 9, 2021 3 mins

The Pleasure Is Ours is taking a brief break for the rest of December! But before the boys come back to amend more bad advice in January, they have some words of holiday wisdom to impart...

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's the show called The Pleasure Is Ours? I think
I know how we're kicking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The Pleasure is Ours? Hello, The Pleasure

(00:23):
is Ours? Listeners, Thank you so much for listening. We're
having a blast too in this podcast. But because the
holidays are approaching and we're busy shooting movies, we're writing,
were producing cartoons, we'll be working. We're gonna taking the
rest of the month off from The Pleasure Is Ours.
We're gonna be back to fix more pieces of bad

(00:45):
advice when the show returns with new Epps in January
New Year. In the meantime, we thought we'd leave you
with a few pieces of advice for the holiday season.
Here's our little piece of advice navigating holiday weight game.
What would you guys do? Boys, I know what I
would do. Half the gravy, half the amount of stuff.

(01:07):
I love the grave I get it. Maybe maybe less, No, less,
half the gravy is the least you could do, And
I love that. It's just like, well, I'm gonna eat turkey,
I'm gonna you're gonna there's a lot of holiday treats,
and so I feel like gravy is one thing that
you can I'm not a big grad You're not. But

(01:28):
you're not giving up. You're not saying no, you can't.
You can't give away grandma's gravy. You need some of it.
Absolutely not. That's wild because you seem like a gravy guy. Yeah,
half the gravy, not half of everything. No, not, no, No,
you gotta go full steam ahead on the on those
chocolate dip pretzels stakes that my mom makes. Blake knows
what I'm talking about. If you're going half gravy but

(01:48):
full portions, then it's gonna be it's gonna be off.
But if you go half everything, you're getting full proportions. Guys,
this season, go half or go home. You navigate holiday
weight gaine your way. I'm gonna navigate holiday weight gain
in my way. Okay, which is half gravy. I can't
wait to see your neck? No not okay, No, we
have to do the same or else. The podcast is

(02:10):
over Hey freaking sea in two thousand twenty two. Welcome
to the future, dry ass me. Difficult family members around
the table this holiday? How do we do it? Guys?
I'd recommend talking a lot about politics. Yeah, that helps

(02:32):
I'll just tell you know, I tell Grandma just go
to bed, and she usually listens. You know what I
always like to do. I like to shake things up
a little with the Trojan tandem vibrating ring, which is
specifically designed to stimulate both partners, Simon saying, I just
put them on everyone's plate, and when they sit down,
they sit down and go, it's this I go. You'll
find out later, and that's a smart gift. A matter
of fact, a lot of a lot of my relatives

(02:54):
are gonna just beginning these Trojan condoms for Christmas, and
they are going to be hyped as trust me, Uncle
Jimmy is about to be bucking with delay spray, my boy.
And that is just great advice from you by us.
The pleasure is ours, hey, and everybody will see you
in two thousand and twenty two. God the future, Oh,
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