October 28, 2021 • 21 mins
Are there "plenty of fish in the sea"—or is the age-old saying meant to convey that we have no shot with humans and should stick our dicks in the ocean? In this episode of The Pleasure Is Ours, the fellas dissect that piece of advice meant to mend a broken heart, "There are plenty of fish in the sea," and see if they can amend the outdated adage for 2021. Along the way, Kyle recalls getting his amphibian-fuck on downloading the Plenty of Fish app, and Adam tells us how he sexually tongue-sliced his way into his new wife's fish-heart while playing Fruit Ninja on an airplane.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's the show called The Pleasure is Ours? I think
I know how we're kicking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The Pleasure is Ours? And we're hit
(00:29):
hit it blake horny, guys, there's no soundboard on the
Pleasure is Ours? Okay, so we have to make we
have to make our own soundboard. It's a different animal ours.
It's not the same. I feel naked, and it's because
you forgot or because you just we've decided that what's
(00:49):
the deal? We weren't for us now. Yeah, I just
felt like, yeah, we could kind of make our own
sound yea, which is the perfect segue to this weeks. Uh.
They're called pieces of advice, but really they're they're old
old wives tale would be a thing we wouldn't call them. Now.
I'm going to stop you there, because is it wives tale?
(01:10):
Or why I was thought it was a wise tale?
I always thought it was a wise tale, like an
old man who told an old tale and you must
listen to him because he's so old, and you're like,
okayther has wisdom. I thought it was the gals we're
getting together chit chatting. You know, you've been in some
stories and they came away with this. I think it
is that blake, but it's it's also like kind of
(01:32):
a shot where it's like it's an old wives tale,
like they don't know what the funk they're talking about
because they usually so it's usually wrong. Yeah, oh dang,
So let's change it to what we're changing. It's a
wise tale and should we change we should that be
the thing we changed this week? Then No, I don't
know if we're gonna talk. I think we got to
talk about the saying. The saying let's drop it. Let's
(01:54):
drop it is hot. We fucking hyped it up, so
I don't know the community can even handle this hot
It's a classic? Which one is it? I literally, are
you ready for the hot drop? It's that there. You've
heard it before. You've heard it several times, everybody. You've
(02:17):
heard it created four times. Your your creepy uncle has
whispered this to you. Scenes my sea boys hit him
with it. Yeah, go for it. There's plenty of fish
in the sea. What does it mean? So I just
(02:38):
got married and uh, I got married this past weekend.
Congratulation there, Uh beautiful fish, thank you, And I caught
a nice one. Reeled here in. So this is a
weird one for me to kind of wrap my head
around because I just I just got a keeper and
I like that fish. So uh, but we're going to
talk hypothetically, of course. No, no, no, this is specific
(03:01):
amount my life. Okay, Well, specificity is what's important here, guys,
and I feel like this is what we got to dissect.
There's plenty of fish in the sea. Until you find
one that fits in your tank, you're you're cooler that
you bring home. And and that's until you look overboard
(03:23):
and you see a couple more fish, and you're like,
wait and see, that's the thing. You gotta quit looking overboard, man,
that's the thing. The context of this saying is usually
when you've been dumped, correct like and you're like, oh, man,
like she or he just dumped me, and it's like, yo, relax,
there's other fish in the sea. Yes. It's a way
of making a person feel better about loss of a relationship. Right.
(03:47):
It's like, look, humans don't want to humans don't like you.
You just go stick your dick in the ocean and
see what nipples check out. The COI pon is that
what it is is that the new version. Yeah, hey,
humans don't like you will stick your dick in the
ocean and wait for a bro And if you're not
even near an ocean, just go to find the nearest
Koi pond river to a chang. Yeah. Anything. You could
(04:12):
spit in the water, though you did. You could throw
a tic tac chewed gum. You you can throw your
rope in there. Yeah, they will come up and nibble.
So is the new saying life's the pf changs, Go
stick your dick in the Koi pond. Absolute we can
work towards that. I don't know, that's on that's on
the board, that's on the board back. I mean, I
(04:34):
do feel like the saying there's plenty of fish in
the sea is a little deceiving because I guess if
you put it in human terms, yeah, there's there's billions
of people on the Yeah, let's work the metaphor back.
I guess that's do work it in human I could
talk about sucking fish all the day. You mean, like,
(04:54):
if you if you put it in human terms, it's
like there's plenty of humans on Earth. Yes, they but
what what we don't realize is that, yeah, that's thinking
of the ocean, but sometimes you're stuck in a little
pond and there aren't as many fish as you think.
And in the pond is what your town. Your town is,
your local saloon. It's just like a food desert. You're
(05:18):
in like a Kuchi desert. Yes, thank you very much. Limited. Yeah,
you're there may be lots of fish out there, lots
of people and mates potential mates, but you're gonna in
your local town. You're gonna be running into the same
group of people. You're usually partying with the same crew. Like, yeah,
what doesn't also like you can meet someone not partying
(05:39):
with them. You know, you can meet them. I met
my fiance on a flight, for instance, right away. I'm
just gonna have to flag that one. Okay, be very
careful talking to strangers on planes. I don't think chat
them up. That's where I'm not saying don't I'm not
saying don't chat. I'm not saying don't chat. I'm just
(06:00):
I'm warning people if you're looking for love on a plane,
just because someone's literally strapped down next to you in
cleete and legally can't move seats, that's not an invitation
for you to uh well, I didn't. I didn't fuck
her in the chair man. Yeah, I just met her there, Adam,
I know how your brain works. Like she's trapped next
(06:24):
to me for several hours. That is the work. That
is not how it worked. In fact, I had a
girlfriend when we met and I and Chloe is so beautiful. Uh,
And I like was like, God, this is the worst.
And I we were already on the ounce of our
relationship my girlfriend at that time. Release. Yeah, but I
was like, you know what, I'm not gonna I'm I
(06:45):
was chill, trying to save it. And I was like,
you know what, Uh, I'm going to ignore this girl
and play five hours of Fruit Ninja and so and
and In fact, she was like, this guy's a dork.
Look at him. Go, he's just slicing bananas and pears
and other fruits. Although getting mad combos. We all know that.
That's a chapter straight out of the book the game.
(07:06):
You're sitting next to, babe, play a video game, don't
have short any interests were You're starting to slice the
fruits like sexually with your fingers on your iPad Like
he's showing her the dexterity. She's like, look at those
digits go. You were flicking the fruit with your tongue. Obviously,
(07:26):
She's like, I've never seen a dude play fruit like that.
Another high score, I guess, Oh, another high score. Sorry,
quit looking at me. I have a girlfriend. Quit looking
at me as you're looking licking the screen of your phone.
(07:49):
It was an iPad, it was it was a larger vase.
If I saw so many working their iPad with their tongue,
I would I'd be pumped. Pumped. Yeah, you'd be like, oh,
this guy gets it. Look that they're gonna get married.
Those two over there, they're gonna get married. So is
is the news saying life's and iPad? Licking with your tongue,
(08:10):
lick it up like slurp it up. Yeah. Well, here's
the other thing about having plenty of fish in the
sea and then speaking about like you know, your local pond.
It's possible to kind of like over fish it as well, right,
Like that's when you become like that big fish in
the small pond. Yeah. But then people, I think start,
You've got to be a real cool customer to be
the big fish, because if you're you know, shagging everyone
(08:34):
in your radius, words going to kind of get around town.
Like this guy lives by the motto pretty hard and
he's I don't know what, are they gonna shame you
a little bit? True? Move around. I think you're you're saying,
there's plenty of fish in the sea, and then but
then you're fishing in the pond, fishing in the sea here. Yeah,
(08:54):
you can't just hang out in a bay, you know,
you can't just you have to go out amongst the currents. Evolved,
throw eggs, crawl out of the pond. So we're now
a mud skipper. You're in a river suddenly and you
get to see yeah, right, exactly, get your amphibian fuck on.
(09:15):
Nothing nothing like sex underwater. Hey, there's plenty of birds
in the sky. Fly somewhere else, and and don't just
suck the bird next to you. Well, maybe that's the thing.
Do you think that's the same. Birds are much more mobile,
rolls off the tongue, especially if the bird next to
you doesn't want to fuck you and has broken up
with you, then yeah, if that is like, hey, get
(09:36):
away from me, and you're like and your wings work,
and your wings work, then you guess what flippity flap
source somewhere else? And it has sex with a bird?
You know a few and now you mentioned something very
I think important there, because if your wings don't work,
if your wings don't work, you are stuck in the pond,
and now you are you? Is that analogy like your wings?
(09:59):
So I said it, and a lot of times you
doubled on it, and I picked up on it. And
a lot of times I say things and I don't
know what I mean. And I think that was one
of the times. So does that mean to you? Because
I don't know what it means to me? Does that
mean there, his dick doesn't work or his like game
doesn't work? Oh? And why did you have the bird
(10:20):
going back to a pond? Is this a duck? Or
I'm not going to a pond? I'm gonna I'm sorry?
What did I do? What did I do? Kyle said,
you do? He's like, you fly back to your pond?
Oh right, Well, we started as a fish turned into
a mud skipper, and then I thought that evolved into
the bird. I went, I went, And that's why I
thought that if your wings aren't working, you just haven't
(10:42):
evolved enough, because you're not you haven't waited enough time.
That's what I thought. Was going on. Did I overthink this? Yeah,
I was just I was just like, um, maybe the
analogy doesn't work because guess what, we're human. You know,
we're on land. We're not swimming all over the place.
The evolution thing is huge, right, Look, Uh, there's other
(11:03):
fish in the sea, and and sixty five billion years
into making, you're gonna find the ter Look, don't worry
about the breakup. There's plenty of fish in the see
and you just gotta wait around for sixty bill Yeah,
to wait sixty five million years until you evolve some
(11:23):
kind of lungs that can allow you on the ground,
and then you can start messing around with the mammals. Baby,
what was the song you mean, baby, nothing but mammals.
Oh yeah, alien ant for nothing, but mammals are gonna
do it like no, it's bloodhound game. The roof is
(11:44):
on fire. Pretty good, pretty good song. When that would
come on during uh junior high dances, the teachers would look,
turn out, turn it out it What are they saying?
Cut it? Turn it off? And then the DJ, who's
a bad boy, immediately plays I want to fun you
like an animal man? Oh dud, that is a bad
(12:10):
and they're like, we're shutting it down. We're shut down, okay,
lights on, no, I that's what's the what's the one song?
I know? Adam knows this one where they got to
open a song as a guy who's like, he's like,
you make me, make me because I know that one.
(12:31):
I love that. You were like, Adam knows this one
and I knew it immediately. That is a that is
a terrific opening, dude, and you make me come? Whoa
and then everyone's like, whoa, I'm listening. He's a bad boy,
shut it down. He's a bad boy. And then guess what.
(12:51):
Guess what's on that principal's face? Egg because then the
next line is you make me completely. Wait you're so
he goes, you made me come, you made me complete?
So bad boy, good boy, and then bad boy again.
So so it's really it was a roller coaster ride.
So he's so the principle in this case, he's got
(13:12):
egg on his face and he's like okay, and he's
like shut it off, shut it off. And then it's
like you may be complete and he's like okay, and
he's wiping the egg off an everyone made me completely miserable.
And he's like, none of that negativity. Shut it down.
Shut it down. Anyways, after he's saying that, after we
found out that he's completely miserable, he's got to realize
(13:35):
that there's plenty of fish in the sea. Exactly. Thank
you the pleasure. Can I bring it back to the
(13:55):
sea for a second, please? Always a life. Life always
goes back to the sea for me, the fish and
the sea. Because when I initially heard that uh saying,
I was wondering, I started to think about how I'm
pretty sure all of us missed the wave of dating
apps because I feel like that opens up your sea
(14:16):
a little more. You know what, the only dating app
I ever, it wasn't an app. It was a website
back like pre Workaholics, was called plenty of Fish dot
com on that you got on that, Yeah, I got
on that about friends and it was tell't it. I
(14:38):
never did a date or anything like that. I just
kind of like poked was like I was like, oh,
you got a match, and I was like, oh, what's
the match? And then I'm like, were you Like I
doubt it, but you do? It? Would never get along
with me. You don't understand me. My pond is so small.
I don't even have a pond. I'm fish in my toilet.
(14:58):
I am in my own There's plenty of fish specifically
to find like a life mate, because I feel like,
and I don't know about you guys, just like building
it up in my head. But I'd still like these
dating naps are just right. Yeah that's been well documented. Yeah,
well some of them. I feel like it depends on
(15:19):
which dating nap. I feel like match dot com costs
like a couple of gs or something like that. Right, So,
so you're looking for love? Yeah? Uh, have you guys
ever been dumped for? No? Never? Why what action? Yeah
he's still butt heard about it. No, I've been dumped.
Of course, I've been dumped. I've been kicked to the
(15:40):
curb man. Yeah, did it hurt? Was it a heartbreaker?
Or was it mutual? Like? What? What what happened there? Was?
So is that why you got on plenty of fish
dot com? You just were like at a dark place
where it's like nobody wants me. Yeah, well yes, dude,
that's my life. That's everybody want. So then when you heard,
(16:06):
because I've been done before too, and I'm really trying
to get into hy I think remember I bet Kyle
remembers because he went out with me and we got
really drunk. And then I think you said, basically more
or less, there's plenty of ficient to see, like, hey,
you'll find someone else. And at that moment, I was like,
(16:26):
no one, is this that David busters By anything? This
was like over our house and what was that? Yeah,
the Irish place. We shot in it for workaholics a
few times, but I remember it hurt. It didn't feel
good to hear that. But then after a few days
(16:48):
I was like, yeah, that is that is right. There
are other people because admittedly there's a million I think
a million people in the whole world. I think, so
like it's like at least it goes up of upwards
of one million. Yeah, there's like a million people out there,
so you're gonna find another fish, you know, just keep fishing, man.
(17:09):
And then like and now also like being on that
side of all of those dumps and everything, like you know,
and being probably married with my with my wife and
my my lovely, my ever loving It's like, yeah, there
was plenty of fish in the sea, and I found
one that I like, you know what I mean, it's good.
It's good to like the fish you're with delicious fish.
(17:33):
And I don't remember that exactly in your vows, but
was that was that more or less your vows far
less Like there's there's plenty of fish in the sea.
I do know that, but I like, sweetheart, I've been
with catfish. I've been with pufferfish. I love the idea
(17:54):
that we didn't mention catfish in Damn. Yeah, you got
plenty of fishness. Watch with all the apps, do be
careful because catfish are in the water. Do you guys
(18:15):
have any friends who are like deep in the dating
app game where you just like bend their ear about
like juicy stories or like meet ups and stuff. I'm like, so,
I've had a few buddies that were like rya guys,
which is like one, yeah, you have to be to
be accepted, you have to what you should around the
followers or whatever, and they're like social currency. So I
(18:38):
guess so yeah, it's like more like if you're like
maybe a celebrity and you might be recognized on the
dating napp, Like it's feels safer because it's not just
but I feel like they're just letting Like there's also
a ton of people on there, but uh yeah, so
and he showed me like photos of people on there
and you're like, oh, this is uh this is the
way to go if you can get on that one.
(19:00):
There's some good looking fish on there. Yes, that's a
nice if you're not a celebrity and you're just rocking
the tinder fast like yeah, still pretty good, right, I
mean that's still I don't think all celebrities, I don't
think it's like that. I think you can like have
unboxing what is it and just you know, you have
a ton of followers because you like unboxed some cool
(19:23):
videos and you're like, oh look, or you're just super hot.
I think they'll if you're like hot enough, you can
make it on there. You have to have a certain
or not. Yes, I was just gonna say, like what
kind of app would you make? Like do you think
there are hell of specific like you know, like farmers
only or whatever, Like sure is there an app for
just like redheads? Because you know, redheads are gonna be
(19:44):
like ginger. The populations are like gonna be gone in
thirty years or something like that. That's what they say. Well,
you and Blake need to start kissing. I guess you
have to start kissings. Are you saying, like an app
that's like for rare breeds, like thank you? Yeah breeds? Yeah,
breed snitler, it's like dog breeding. I've always dreamt of
(20:08):
having albino twin gingers. But like, I don't know if
if there's a site for like little people or redheads
or how specific are we getting here? Yeah? Like can
you just even simply can you dive into the kinks?
You know what I mean? The kink diving app? I mean,
I'm sure there's like furry dating apps like where you
can There has to be. There has to be. People
(20:28):
are so specific in their in their kinks. So is
it that there's plenty of apps on the web. Hey, relax, pal,
there's plenty of apps on the web. That's so very
good modern twist. Hey, that is the modern twist. Yeah,
because a lot of people, I mean, I don't know.
I I like to fish, and I grew up fishing.
A lot of people didn't grow up fishing, so they're
(20:49):
like plenty of fishing to see what the fund does?
That even mean manish? But but everybody uses the internet,
So you're saying, hey, there's plenty of apps on the Internet,
and that's that I feel is the better. I think
web ending on web or on your phone. I think
a nice one syllable word at the end. It's clean.
There's plenty of app developed, application studied, applications on the air.
(21:13):
There's lots of ideas on the internet and apps ideas.
There's plenty of apps on your phone. And then also,
you know, stop wasting plastics because those going to sea
right right right, Yeah, save the ocean, and let's save
the ocean. So hey, if you're out there and you
just got dumped, if you got dumped by your significant other,
you're kind of heart your butt hurt and you want
(21:34):
to try and get a super butt hurt because you
got your ass dumped. Yeah, because it's sad, it is.
It does feel bad. Go ahead, it's not a big deal.
There's plenty of apps on the web near net. Yeah.
The pleasure is webinart. The pleasure is our
What's the show called The Pleasure is Ours? I think
I know how we're kicking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The Pleasure is Ours? And we're hit
(00:29):
hit it blake horny, guys, there's no soundboard on the
Pleasure is Ours? Okay, so we have to make we
have to make our own soundboard. It's a different animal ours.
It's not the same. I feel naked, and it's because
you forgot or because you just we've decided that what's
(00:49):
the deal? We weren't for us now. Yeah, I just
felt like, yeah, we could kind of make our own
sound yea, which is the perfect segue to this weeks. Uh.
They're called pieces of advice, but really they're they're old
old wives tale would be a thing we wouldn't call them. Now.
I'm going to stop you there, because is it wives tale?
(01:10):
Or why I was thought it was a wise tale?
I always thought it was a wise tale, like an
old man who told an old tale and you must
listen to him because he's so old, and you're like,
okayther has wisdom. I thought it was the gals we're
getting together chit chatting. You know, you've been in some
stories and they came away with this. I think it
is that blake, but it's it's also like kind of
(01:32):
a shot where it's like it's an old wives tale,
like they don't know what the funk they're talking about
because they usually so it's usually wrong. Yeah, oh dang,
So let's change it to what we're changing. It's a
wise tale and should we change we should that be
the thing we changed this week? Then No, I don't
know if we're gonna talk. I think we got to
talk about the saying. The saying let's drop it. Let's
(01:54):
drop it is hot. We fucking hyped it up, so
I don't know the community can even handle this hot
It's a classic? Which one is it? I literally, are
you ready for the hot drop? It's that there. You've
heard it before. You've heard it several times, everybody. You've
(02:17):
heard it created four times. Your your creepy uncle has
whispered this to you. Scenes my sea boys hit him
with it. Yeah, go for it. There's plenty of fish
in the sea. What does it mean? So I just
(02:38):
got married and uh, I got married this past weekend.
Congratulation there, Uh beautiful fish, thank you, And I caught
a nice one. Reeled here in. So this is a
weird one for me to kind of wrap my head
around because I just I just got a keeper and
I like that fish. So uh, but we're going to
talk hypothetically, of course. No, no, no, this is specific
(03:01):
amount my life. Okay, Well, specificity is what's important here, guys,
and I feel like this is what we got to dissect.
There's plenty of fish in the sea. Until you find
one that fits in your tank, you're you're cooler that
you bring home. And and that's until you look overboard
(03:23):
and you see a couple more fish, and you're like,
wait and see, that's the thing. You gotta quit looking overboard, man,
that's the thing. The context of this saying is usually
when you've been dumped, correct like and you're like, oh, man,
like she or he just dumped me, and it's like, yo, relax,
there's other fish in the sea. Yes. It's a way
of making a person feel better about loss of a relationship. Right.
(03:47):
It's like, look, humans don't want to humans don't like you.
You just go stick your dick in the ocean and
see what nipples check out. The COI pon is that
what it is is that the new version. Yeah, hey,
humans don't like you will stick your dick in the
ocean and wait for a bro And if you're not
even near an ocean, just go to find the nearest
Koi pond river to a chang. Yeah. Anything. You could
(04:12):
spit in the water, though you did. You could throw
a tic tac chewed gum. You you can throw your
rope in there. Yeah, they will come up and nibble.
So is the new saying life's the pf changs, Go
stick your dick in the Koi pond. Absolute we can
work towards that. I don't know, that's on that's on
the board, that's on the board back. I mean, I
(04:34):
do feel like the saying there's plenty of fish in
the sea is a little deceiving because I guess if
you put it in human terms, yeah, there's there's billions
of people on the Yeah, let's work the metaphor back.
I guess that's do work it in human I could
talk about sucking fish all the day. You mean, like,
(04:54):
if you if you put it in human terms, it's
like there's plenty of humans on Earth. Yes, they but
what what we don't realize is that, yeah, that's thinking
of the ocean, but sometimes you're stuck in a little
pond and there aren't as many fish as you think.
And in the pond is what your town. Your town is,
your local saloon. It's just like a food desert. You're
(05:18):
in like a Kuchi desert. Yes, thank you very much. Limited. Yeah,
you're there may be lots of fish out there, lots
of people and mates potential mates, but you're gonna in
your local town. You're gonna be running into the same
group of people. You're usually partying with the same crew. Like, yeah,
what doesn't also like you can meet someone not partying
(05:39):
with them. You know, you can meet them. I met
my fiance on a flight, for instance, right away. I'm
just gonna have to flag that one. Okay, be very
careful talking to strangers on planes. I don't think chat
them up. That's where I'm not saying don't I'm not
saying don't chat. I'm not saying don't chat. I'm just
(06:00):
I'm warning people if you're looking for love on a plane,
just because someone's literally strapped down next to you in
cleete and legally can't move seats, that's not an invitation
for you to uh well, I didn't. I didn't fuck
her in the chair man. Yeah, I just met her there, Adam,
I know how your brain works. Like she's trapped next
(06:24):
to me for several hours. That is the work. That
is not how it worked. In fact, I had a
girlfriend when we met and I and Chloe is so beautiful. Uh,
And I like was like, God, this is the worst.
And I we were already on the ounce of our
relationship my girlfriend at that time. Release. Yeah, but I
was like, you know what, I'm not gonna I'm I
(06:45):
was chill, trying to save it. And I was like,
you know what, Uh, I'm going to ignore this girl
and play five hours of Fruit Ninja and so and
and In fact, she was like, this guy's a dork.
Look at him. Go, he's just slicing bananas and pears
and other fruits. Although getting mad combos. We all know that.
That's a chapter straight out of the book the game.
(07:06):
You're sitting next to, babe, play a video game, don't
have short any interests were You're starting to slice the
fruits like sexually with your fingers on your iPad Like
he's showing her the dexterity. She's like, look at those
digits go. You were flicking the fruit with your tongue. Obviously,
(07:26):
She's like, I've never seen a dude play fruit like that.
Another high score, I guess, Oh, another high score. Sorry,
quit looking at me. I have a girlfriend. Quit looking
at me as you're looking licking the screen of your phone.
(07:49):
It was an iPad, it was it was a larger vase.
If I saw so many working their iPad with their tongue,
I would I'd be pumped. Pumped. Yeah, you'd be like, oh,
this guy gets it. Look that they're gonna get married.
Those two over there, they're gonna get married. So is
is the news saying life's and iPad? Licking with your tongue,
(08:10):
lick it up like slurp it up. Yeah. Well, here's
the other thing about having plenty of fish in the
sea and then speaking about like you know, your local pond.
It's possible to kind of like over fish it as well, right,
Like that's when you become like that big fish in
the small pond. Yeah. But then people, I think start,
You've got to be a real cool customer to be
the big fish, because if you're you know, shagging everyone
(08:34):
in your radius, words going to kind of get around town.
Like this guy lives by the motto pretty hard and
he's I don't know what, are they gonna shame you
a little bit? True? Move around. I think you're you're saying,
there's plenty of fish in the sea, and then but
then you're fishing in the pond, fishing in the sea here. Yeah,
(08:54):
you can't just hang out in a bay, you know,
you can't just you have to go out amongst the currents. Evolved,
throw eggs, crawl out of the pond. So we're now
a mud skipper. You're in a river suddenly and you
get to see yeah, right, exactly, get your amphibian fuck on.
(09:15):
Nothing nothing like sex underwater. Hey, there's plenty of birds
in the sky. Fly somewhere else, and and don't just
suck the bird next to you. Well, maybe that's the thing.
Do you think that's the same. Birds are much more mobile,
rolls off the tongue, especially if the bird next to
you doesn't want to fuck you and has broken up
with you, then yeah, if that is like, hey, get
(09:36):
away from me, and you're like and your wings work,
and your wings work, then you guess what flippity flap
source somewhere else? And it has sex with a bird?
You know a few and now you mentioned something very
I think important there, because if your wings don't work,
if your wings don't work, you are stuck in the pond,
and now you are you? Is that analogy like your wings?
(09:59):
So I said it, and a lot of times you
doubled on it, and I picked up on it. And
a lot of times I say things and I don't
know what I mean. And I think that was one
of the times. So does that mean to you? Because
I don't know what it means to me? Does that
mean there, his dick doesn't work or his like game
doesn't work? Oh? And why did you have the bird
(10:20):
going back to a pond? Is this a duck? Or
I'm not going to a pond? I'm gonna I'm sorry?
What did I do? What did I do? Kyle said,
you do? He's like, you fly back to your pond?
Oh right, Well, we started as a fish turned into
a mud skipper, and then I thought that evolved into
the bird. I went, I went, And that's why I
thought that if your wings aren't working, you just haven't
(10:42):
evolved enough, because you're not you haven't waited enough time.
That's what I thought. Was going on. Did I overthink this? Yeah,
I was just I was just like, um, maybe the
analogy doesn't work because guess what, we're human. You know,
we're on land. We're not swimming all over the place.
The evolution thing is huge, right, Look, Uh, there's other
(11:03):
fish in the sea, and and sixty five billion years
into making, you're gonna find the ter Look, don't worry
about the breakup. There's plenty of fish in the see
and you just gotta wait around for sixty bill Yeah,
to wait sixty five million years until you evolve some
(11:23):
kind of lungs that can allow you on the ground,
and then you can start messing around with the mammals. Baby,
what was the song you mean, baby, nothing but mammals.
Oh yeah, alien ant for nothing, but mammals are gonna
do it like no, it's bloodhound game. The roof is
(11:44):
on fire. Pretty good, pretty good song. When that would
come on during uh junior high dances, the teachers would look,
turn out, turn it out it What are they saying?
Cut it? Turn it off? And then the DJ, who's
a bad boy, immediately plays I want to fun you
like an animal man? Oh dud, that is a bad
(12:10):
and they're like, we're shutting it down. We're shut down, okay,
lights on, no, I that's what's the what's the one song?
I know? Adam knows this one where they got to
open a song as a guy who's like, he's like,
you make me, make me because I know that one.
(12:31):
I love that. You were like, Adam knows this one
and I knew it immediately. That is a that is
a terrific opening, dude, and you make me come? Whoa
and then everyone's like, whoa, I'm listening. He's a bad boy,
shut it down. He's a bad boy. And then guess what.
(12:51):
Guess what's on that principal's face? Egg because then the
next line is you make me completely. Wait you're so
he goes, you made me come, you made me complete?
So bad boy, good boy, and then bad boy again.
So so it's really it was a roller coaster ride.
So he's so the principle in this case, he's got
(13:12):
egg on his face and he's like okay, and he's
like shut it off, shut it off. And then it's
like you may be complete and he's like okay, and
he's wiping the egg off an everyone made me completely miserable.
And he's like, none of that negativity. Shut it down.
Shut it down. Anyways, after he's saying that, after we
found out that he's completely miserable, he's got to realize
(13:35):
that there's plenty of fish in the sea. Exactly. Thank
you the pleasure. Can I bring it back to the
(13:55):
sea for a second, please? Always a life. Life always
goes back to the sea for me, the fish and
the sea. Because when I initially heard that uh saying,
I was wondering, I started to think about how I'm
pretty sure all of us missed the wave of dating
apps because I feel like that opens up your sea
(14:16):
a little more. You know what, the only dating app
I ever, it wasn't an app. It was a website
back like pre Workaholics, was called plenty of Fish dot
com on that you got on that, Yeah, I got
on that about friends and it was tell't it. I
(14:38):
never did a date or anything like that. I just
kind of like poked was like I was like, oh,
you got a match, and I was like, oh, what's
the match? And then I'm like, were you Like I
doubt it, but you do? It? Would never get along
with me. You don't understand me. My pond is so small.
I don't even have a pond. I'm fish in my toilet.
(14:58):
I am in my own There's plenty of fish specifically
to find like a life mate, because I feel like,
and I don't know about you guys, just like building
it up in my head. But I'd still like these
dating naps are just right. Yeah that's been well documented. Yeah,
well some of them. I feel like it depends on
(15:19):
which dating nap. I feel like match dot com costs
like a couple of gs or something like that. Right, So,
so you're looking for love? Yeah? Uh, have you guys
ever been dumped for? No? Never? Why what action? Yeah
he's still butt heard about it. No, I've been dumped.
Of course, I've been dumped. I've been kicked to the
(15:40):
curb man. Yeah, did it hurt? Was it a heartbreaker?
Or was it mutual? Like? What? What what happened there? Was?
So is that why you got on plenty of fish
dot com? You just were like at a dark place
where it's like nobody wants me. Yeah, well yes, dude,
that's my life. That's everybody want. So then when you heard,
(16:06):
because I've been done before too, and I'm really trying
to get into hy I think remember I bet Kyle
remembers because he went out with me and we got
really drunk. And then I think you said, basically more
or less, there's plenty of ficient to see, like, hey,
you'll find someone else. And at that moment, I was like,
(16:26):
no one, is this that David busters By anything? This
was like over our house and what was that? Yeah,
the Irish place. We shot in it for workaholics a
few times, but I remember it hurt. It didn't feel
good to hear that. But then after a few days
(16:48):
I was like, yeah, that is that is right. There
are other people because admittedly there's a million I think
a million people in the whole world. I think, so
like it's like at least it goes up of upwards
of one million. Yeah, there's like a million people out there,
so you're gonna find another fish, you know, just keep fishing, man.
(17:09):
And then like and now also like being on that
side of all of those dumps and everything, like you know,
and being probably married with my with my wife and
my my lovely, my ever loving It's like, yeah, there
was plenty of fish in the sea, and I found
one that I like, you know what I mean, it's good.
It's good to like the fish you're with delicious fish.
(17:33):
And I don't remember that exactly in your vows, but
was that was that more or less your vows far
less Like there's there's plenty of fish in the sea.
I do know that, but I like, sweetheart, I've been
with catfish. I've been with pufferfish. I love the idea
(17:54):
that we didn't mention catfish in Damn. Yeah, you got
plenty of fishness. Watch with all the apps, do be
careful because catfish are in the water. Do you guys
(18:15):
have any friends who are like deep in the dating
app game where you just like bend their ear about
like juicy stories or like meet ups and stuff. I'm like, so,
I've had a few buddies that were like rya guys,
which is like one, yeah, you have to be to
be accepted, you have to what you should around the
followers or whatever, and they're like social currency. So I
(18:38):
guess so yeah, it's like more like if you're like
maybe a celebrity and you might be recognized on the
dating napp, Like it's feels safer because it's not just
but I feel like they're just letting Like there's also
a ton of people on there, but uh yeah, so
and he showed me like photos of people on there
and you're like, oh, this is uh this is the
way to go if you can get on that one.
(19:00):
There's some good looking fish on there. Yes, that's a
nice if you're not a celebrity and you're just rocking
the tinder fast like yeah, still pretty good, right, I
mean that's still I don't think all celebrities, I don't
think it's like that. I think you can like have
unboxing what is it and just you know, you have
a ton of followers because you like unboxed some cool
(19:23):
videos and you're like, oh look, or you're just super hot.
I think they'll if you're like hot enough, you can
make it on there. You have to have a certain
or not. Yes, I was just gonna say, like what
kind of app would you make? Like do you think
there are hell of specific like you know, like farmers
only or whatever, Like sure is there an app for
just like redheads? Because you know, redheads are gonna be
(19:44):
like ginger. The populations are like gonna be gone in
thirty years or something like that. That's what they say. Well,
you and Blake need to start kissing. I guess you
have to start kissings. Are you saying, like an app
that's like for rare breeds, like thank you? Yeah breeds? Yeah,
breed snitler, it's like dog breeding. I've always dreamt of
(20:08):
having albino twin gingers. But like, I don't know if
if there's a site for like little people or redheads
or how specific are we getting here? Yeah? Like can
you just even simply can you dive into the kinks?
You know what I mean? The kink diving app? I mean,
I'm sure there's like furry dating apps like where you
can There has to be. There has to be. People
(20:28):
are so specific in their in their kinks. So is
it that there's plenty of apps on the web. Hey, relax, pal,
there's plenty of apps on the web. That's so very
good modern twist. Hey, that is the modern twist. Yeah,
because a lot of people, I mean, I don't know.
I I like to fish, and I grew up fishing.
A lot of people didn't grow up fishing, so they're
(20:49):
like plenty of fishing to see what the fund does?
That even mean manish? But but everybody uses the internet,
So you're saying, hey, there's plenty of apps on the Internet,
and that's that I feel is the better. I think
web ending on web or on your phone. I think
a nice one syllable word at the end. It's clean.
There's plenty of app developed, application studied, applications on the air.
(21:13):
There's lots of ideas on the internet and apps ideas.
There's plenty of apps on your phone. And then also,
you know, stop wasting plastics because those going to sea
right right right, Yeah, save the ocean, and let's save
the ocean. So hey, if you're out there and you
just got dumped, if you got dumped by your significant other,
you're kind of heart your butt hurt and you want
(21:34):
to try and get a super butt hurt because you
got your ass dumped. Yeah, because it's sad, it is.
It does feel bad. Go ahead, it's not a big deal.
There's plenty of apps on the web near net. Yeah.
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