October 15, 2020 • 40 mins
No one’s disputing the fact that opposites can attract—but is it a recipe for longevity in a relationship? Or is the smarter play to have some things in common with your partner... On this episode of The Pleasure is Ours, Cody goes deep with comedians Chad and JT—two benevolent SoCal bros with a shared love of house parties, bomb Mexican food, and tackling life head-on from a place of “stoke.” While the boys concede that some differences in a relationship are navigable (Chad is a surfer, JT prefers bodyboarding) others are simply insurmountable dealbreakers—like dating someone who doesn’t love poké bowls. Plus, in light of the podcast being sponsored by Trojan, Chad and JT bring the legendary insightfulness that they usually reserve for city council meetings in the Newport Beach area by pitching brand new names for condoms (“Hog Tie,” anyone?).
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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and welcome to the Pleasure is Ours, the podcast in
(01:03):
which we examine some of the worst advice people hear
their whole lives and try to make it better. I
guarantee you all of these pieces of advice have been
marketed to you over and over again as good. But
you have been lied to, my friend, and it is
my job to explain how and why with life. We'll
let me give you some advice. They say opposites attract,
(01:28):
but is there any real truth in that? I mean,
can you imagine Joe Exotic winding up with, you know,
a guy who didn't like to terrorize big cats for
a living, or Cardi b you know, dancing around with
someone that has a dry ass pussy. I don't think.
So let's get to the bottom of this. Today on
the podcast, we'll be dissecting the phrase opposites attract right
(01:50):
off the bat. I have some issues with this one.
I mean, look, it definitely can be true that opposites attract, like,
for example, magnets baby. That's just science, there's no disputing that.
But to me, in terms of a relationship, you know,
it's more of a recipe for a fling or a
one and done, or if you're weak willed, you might
completely throw away your beliefs and ideals to conform to
(02:10):
what your mate wants, especially if they're hot. But look,
if you're going to be in a long term relationship
with someone, the smarter play is to have some ship
in common with them. I'm joined today by not one,
but two very special guests who seemingly could not have
more in common with one another. You know them from
the Howard Stern Show, Ellen and various city council meetings
in the Newport Beach area. I'm talking, of course, about
(02:31):
Chad and j T. Welcome to the show, my dudes.
Thanks for being here, dude, Cody, good to see you virtually.
Uh yeah, thanks for having us on. Man pump chilling, dude,
very excited. Listen, you guys were kind of hard to book.
It felt like every time we reached out to you,
maybe you had just gotten a new burner phone or something.
Is that true, book? Honestly, honestly, I don't think you were.
(02:57):
I think you guys were probably one of the first
to come back to us. Yeah. I think we jumped
at the opportunity with both feet. Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe
maybe it's through the filter of like assistance or whatever
it's going on. I don't know, but we're pretty quick
to respond all the assistance that we all have. Yeah,
we're actually be d m in you for a while, Cody.
(03:18):
So it's nice to finally get to see you do well.
Wasn't I supposed to do your guys podcast and then
COVID happened and then yeah, yeah, I think you're literally
supposed to come on like three weeks or like three
weeks after COVID happened. Well, I'm I'm there. I'm there
anytime I have my questions still on me that I
was going to ask you, do you do you want
to just reverse it? You can just ask me questions.
(03:40):
I mean I could ask you the first one. Okay,
what is it? What is it? What conditioner do you use? Dude?
I don't. I mean, straight up, the only thing I
use in my hair is a little bit of com
and that's it. Really. Yeah, that's a secret. If it
your commerce that somebody else's come, it's my own, my harvest. Yeah,
(04:01):
and I just keep it in a little I swear,
that's it. That's it. That's what gives it the shine
and everything. What about you guys. What conditioner do you
guys use? Oh, we'll do First off, you must have
a pretty solid load to Uh what do I use?
I you know, I vary. Sometimes I go Aussee, sometimes
I go Garnier fruit tease. Right now, I'm in a
pantine pro v kind of phase. Uh, just putting that
(04:24):
locking in that moisture NonStop. I don't really mess around
when it comes a conditioner, that's for sure. Listen. I
know this is a podcast, so I know people listening
at home can't see, but I just want to thank
you guys for dressing up. Chad you're wearing a Billabong
rash guard with no pants, and JT you're wearing a
Volcom snuggie, which I really like. Thank you dude. My
other snuggy got ruined. This is my second one. Um, So,
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what are your initial thoughts on what I said before? What? Um?
You know the phrase opposite attract? What do you guys think?
Because I feel like you guys are are the living
embodiment of the notion that that opposites attract is bullshit?
Because do you think do you feel like your partnership
would work if it wasn't for surfing skating, you know,
like eating bomb Mexican food. I mean the bomb Mexican
(05:07):
food is the cornerstone of any good partnership for sure. Yeah,
I don't know. The thing is that we're we are
so similar and we I think we are in ways
that we don't even realize. But like I also think
j T and I sort of fit as like a
like a key in lock, you know, like the parts
where we're uh that we're lacking in the other guys
sort of makes up for. So we have a lot
(05:29):
of similarities, but the parts that we're lacking in, I
think it we fill in the gaps, like what what's
one What's what's an example? Well, like I'm pretty lazy
and Chad works really hard, so that that's a big one.
But or he motivates me to work harder too, I'd say. Also,
like I don't know, maybe I'm a little more like
intense and so that can be good. Um, but it's
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hard because it's like it's it's very subtle like nuanced things.
But but we can feel it when we're filling in
for the other one, which is nice. How do you
guys meet? We met doing a beer bong. Our buddy
Kellen's ranger. Actually it was. It was kind of a
lackluster ranger to be honest, and uh, the vibe was
kind of soft, and to like save the rador, I
went out to my truck. I got the mount chug
(06:13):
More for host beer bong. Nice. That's a classic, Yeah, dude,
that's an absolute classic. Yeah. So I was gonna be
bob with Kellen recent Landon, but Kellnen couldn't because he
was on antibiotics. And then j T was there and
he and I were sort of in the same universe,
you know, but we we were like acquaintances, but like,
you know, I serve he's a bodyboarder, so we like
felt like we came from different worlds. Surfing bodyboarding two
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completely different things. Yeah. I used to see him at
the beach with the surfers, don't I'd be like, can
I jump over that line and like go kick it
with them? But then I look at my bodyboarding friends
and I was like, no, you gotta hang back, like
they'll perceive it as betrayal. So it was nice that
we had this organic moment with the beer bond that
kind of allowed us to bond outside of that those confines, right,
do they know now that you're hanging with a surfer. Yeah,
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of course I'm not. Had to hide it for a
while because I was a little bit, I don't know,
just worried about hurting people's feelings. But then at some point,
like I realized Chat and I were gonna go on
spring break together, so they were going to see the
photos no matter what, come clean. And I was like, guys,
I'm in love with the surfer. I could get a
chat all the time now. And they were actually cooler
about it than I thought they would. One guy flipped out,
this guy Phil, but it made it seem like it
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was more about Phil because he was so reactionary. I
was like, you got a lot of heat on this.
And it turned out that a surfer had actually broken
his mom's heart back in the dead. Wow, okay, so
you can't really blame him for that. No. I totally
interested where he was coming from. But we just had
to work through and let him know that not every
surfer was that guy. Are you guys, what's your relationship status?
(07:45):
Like not I mean like with each individual individual, Yeah,
like like with with the whatever sex were interested in.
I get it individually. What are you guys as a
relationship status. Status is, so I have a g F
right now? You actually you met her. I think when
we first started dating, what was that Like, it's almost
(08:05):
two years ago. Now you brought her and I met her,
and now you're still with her. And what would you say?
You guys are compatible? Like are you guys? Opposite of
you guys? You guys have the same opinions about ship?
Like what about like you know, politics and stuff like that,
are you guys? Yeah? I think we aligned politically. We
both like nineties nineties rock, nineties hip hop. I'm a
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little bit cleaner than she is. She doesn't listen, but
I'm a little bit cleaner and I like to work
out more. Uh, I think that's it. I don't know, dude. Yeah,
I think we're pretty similar in most regards. But like
with JT and I have one thing too, is that
like j T does waits, I do cardio, and that's
sort of like an opposite thing that we bond over. Yeah. Yeah,
(08:49):
it's more of a body boarder thing to do to
do weights, Yeah, for sure, because you don't have to
worry about getting too big on a bodyboard. With a surfboard,
you got a little more balanced needed, so you can't
get your upper body all jacked right? What about you?
J T Are you single? I'm single. I kind of
have a crush right now and I'm just you know,
working through the emotions and that. Oh no way, this
is some t are we can we explode like who
(09:11):
who is it? Like? How did you you know the
same name? But like, yeah, I guess I think she
listens to you. So I'd be embarrassed if she heard this,
but I'll proceed. Um. I met her on a dating
app Okay nice which which one pinge classic? I think
it's I think it's the Cadillac of dating apps. I
think it's the best one. Um and uh yeah, I'm
(09:32):
just you know, living and dining with each text message?
Are you planning it out? Like do you like send
him to your boys? And like what do you think
it is? Reply? I get a little bit of counsel
from my brother because we're staying together right now with
my dad. So and he's a great he's great with feedback.
So it's nice having him here. Yeah, and how and
so what at what point are you at? Like are
you going to go out? Also dating? Dating? During COVID,
(09:54):
I feel like it's super weird. I talked to my
friend and he was he he went on a first
date with some buddy and but she wore a mask
the whole time, and then at the end of the
date she like took down her mask, assuming like assumingly
because she wanted to a kiss or something interesting. It's
just funny. That's kind of like a that's like a
symbol of like, oh, I'm interested. This date went went
(10:15):
very well. Please plant one on me. I love grew symbols,
and I think going on it's kind of more exciting
because you're like, oh, if we do like like each
other and decided to like make out or something like that,
like we're taking a big risk. Like you're basically saying like, hey,
I'm willing to risk you know, something ten times worse
than the flu for you. So I don't know the
stats exactly, but you know it sounds right. Wow. All right,
(10:36):
let me ask you this, well, actually, wait before I
get into this, by the way, I want to say
I love your masks video that you guys, the mask
video that you did in Newport? Was it the Newport
Huntington Beach we did and in Saint CLEMENTI yeah, I
had no idea that it was. It's so like anti
mask there. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, it's it's pretty red country.
(10:59):
I guess I think it's because everyone crushed it so
hard in life that they feel like bad things can't
happen to them. Right. I'm so good at like commercial
mortgage lending that like, there's no way this virus can
get in my lungs. You guys seem super chilling, and
you know, you make conversations with with strangers look so easy.
What are your tips for attracting opposites or getting them
(11:20):
to your level? How do you how do you, like,
you know, interact with these people and and engage with them.
I think you've got to come from a place of
just pure stoke, you know, yeah, no matter, especially with
the O C dudes, you know, like, uh, you know
that they're ready to square up pretty instantly. Um, and
so you just gotta come with a lot of stoke
(11:42):
and just sort of like anything they say. You're like, dude,
that's that's fucking awesome. You want to get my tie?
And uh yes. So I think with the ladies, you know,
if you're just like fully stoked, like you're just fired
up just like some people take up on the right. Yeah,
if you if you're acting like you just got like
(12:02):
barreled or something, you're like, holy ship, I'm so fired up.
I mean, how are you going to respond negatively to that?
I mean, I totally agree, j T. What do you think? No?
I think that's so true. Like if someone's like, how
is your day, You're just like best day ever? And
then they're like, all right, like this guy, he's up.
See why why are you asking your brother for advice?
And that's all you gotta do? No, I know, I know,
he's just I just want a mirror. I just need
(12:24):
someone to give me back the answers I want. But
but for sure, I've been sending her a lot of
stoke every day. I'm just like fired up today, what
about you? Just all caps wave emojis like crazy morning, babe,
fucking stoke Another day. Then I'm super stuffed. I can't
believe how excited I woke up today. That's so weird.
(12:45):
That's what I text my girlfriend every morning. I'm just
so fucking stoked today. I'm just jack. She can tell
him I'm in an angry move when I'm like, I'm
just so fucking happy today. She's like, all right now,
I like that people do pick up on the stoke.
You can't. You can't not be in fired by someone
who's stoked. Like I watched Jamie O'Brien on YouTube. You
ever watched him? Oh yeah, yeah, pro surfer, and he's
(13:06):
got the psyche counter on all of his videos because
like every day, you know, he's doing ship that he
loves and he's just psyched every day and so he
says it constantly, I'm psyching. And he can be like
going to the grocery store, but he's still like, I'm
Psyching's awesome. It's inspiring job. The stoke Lord of the
North Shore. Yeah that's it man, Yeah, did he really?
I feel like he's always on like a standing wave
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or he's surfing around a jet ski or doing something
where he's just going fast. The brain needs that, the boy. Yeah,
he's got to go fast, man. And that's an absolute
inspiring way to live in my opinion, for sure. Just
psyched all the time. You gotta make sure the stoke
is genuine, though. If you come in with like fake stoke,
you know people, it's it'll throw people off for sure.
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Oh so what do you what do you mean by that? Like,
I was like fake psyched at my grandma's funeral. I
tried to like be in a good mood to get
everybody pomped, and so I came in and people are like,
how you doing. I was like, I'm fired up, dude,
Like this is the day. Let's get at it, all right.
This is not a funeral, it's a celebration of life.
I was like, dude, we're celebrating Grandma. Al right, everyone,
if you love Katherine, give me a hell yeah. And
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then it kind of like threw the vibe off a
little bit. So I just learned, like, you know, you
also have to read the room a bit. Yeah, right,
right right, So it has to be you have to
respectfully stoke. Yeah, because after I ripped off my Hawaiian,
my dad was like, all right, dude, it's getting it's
getting a little Yeah, it's a little bit too much. Yeah,
you shouldn't leave the beer bong at home. Yeah. Pulled
(14:30):
up with the like speakers in the back of my
truck and j T had to like tell me to
like bounce because it was too much. Did you did
he tell you to roll through or did you were
you friends with his grandma as well or I I
didn't know, but he's like, bring the heat. So I
drove up in my trunk, was with speakers and start
bumping uh technotronics, pump up the jam. But he told
me to bail pretty quick. And I was like, okay,
(14:51):
we were carrying the coffin at that point, so it
was right. He said, you were carrying the coffin like
we're doing like the Pallbears ship and then Chad were
doing like one of those African funeral memes. Yeah. And
then he rolls up in the in the raptor and
he's just blasting music. You've a raptor, damn, you know.
Pump up the jam, right of course, puns to jam.
(15:14):
Pump it up that one right right right, yeah, but
it's not good for a funeral. My dad made to
stop the music because he was worried. I think it
was given some of the young people false hope that
she might come back from the dead hearing that beat.
I mean, that beat is so beat, is so good,
it's infectious, it's pretty. It's infective. Man, it makes me
super stub Uh. What are the what are some opposite
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traits do you feel like you could be okay with
like in terms of in terms of a girlfriend, Like
what if she hated poke bowls, it better be for
like ethical purposes, like she doesn't eat fish, and not
for like taste purposes. Yeah, okay, Like like we're talking
mercury poisoning. Yeah, if she had some like grander concerns
about it other than the taste. But if she was
like I just don't dig the flavor, I don't. I
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don't think I could take that. Do you hear that? Whoa? Yeah?
Is that from you? That's my that's my stoke corn.
That's someone's funeral. I think I think I'm gonna be
a little bit harsh around this one. Even if he
does have ethical reasons, I'm gonna say, you're gonna have
(16:22):
to get past those and start eating poke bowls. Values. Yeah,
now I feel you. Yeah, mercury fish, you gotta eat
the fish. You gotta taking the mercury. Let's go, let's go,
let's fucking go. Do you guys have your own vernacular?
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(16:43):
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Do you guys have any names for condoms? Any any
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your head or now, dude, I mean this is from
a hot rod? Is that maybe I'll grab a box
of dong bags and we'll knock boots later. What do
(17:27):
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I just made this. I just made this one up,
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Maybe a hog tie. You gotta get your hog tie on? Okay,
I like it. Anxiety prevention cover. Yeah that's I mean, yeah,
(17:48):
that's just literally what it is. APC. Hold on, baby,
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me before we move on. I want to know if
you guys, like, why do you think opposites attract might
be bad? Advice? I think is if you're like a
(18:10):
really chill, down to earth person, you might romanticize someone
else who's chaotic. And then why would that be bad? Though? Well,
because I think you might make if I think anytime
you live by like a kind of idiom like that,
you might make the the bad things in your life
fit that idiom. So it's like you'll be like, oh,
she's not or he's not bad. We're just different. But
(18:30):
they might actually be not good for you. Yeah, like
if you use it as a crutch, if you're kind
of like, yeah, I'm piste off of this thing, but
like that's the that's it's them and we're opposites and
it makes us better because of it. But she said
in the intro is pretty powerful. I thought about how
people we'll just change for the person there with just
to yeah, I said that, but that it's kind of depressing.
(18:53):
It was a joke, but like there's some there's some
sadness in there for sure, because it's like people will
do that, you know. That's like it's like a form
of settling almost. It's like, yeah, I'll just change myself.
I don't I don't like the things I used to like.
I like what you like now, and I'm just gonna
do that. But then there's like this inner you know,
you're like, you don't you're not really living your truth. Yeah, yeah,
(19:14):
I think I was. I was definitely prone to that
when I was younger. You know, like if there's a
girl I had like a huge crush on and she
was into me too, I was like, all right, I'm
gonna I'll drop I'll do whatever, I'll do it. I'll
like I'll drop everything, you know, And I didn't. It
wasn't until I'm mature because I think I, you know,
pretty low self esteem just to be honest, uh, you know,
(19:36):
and I was kind of like a pleaser, you know,
so I was like, oh, for sure, like I'll I
had no concept of like maintaining your own kind of person.
When I was like a teen, it was like, oh,
you know, I gotta be romantic and do anything for
this you know this lady. Whereas I learned later that
you've got to be your own person and just sort
of create your own life, and that's way more attractive
(19:58):
than sort of just like trying to, you know, do
whatever you can to impress them, If that makes sense.
I was gonna say, at the end of the day,
it all comes down to whether or not you guys
both like Pokay bowls. I mean we can pretty much agree.
That's like, right, the best. That's kind of the dopest
foundation you can have for for a link up, you know, yeah, totally,
(20:21):
Or like if if she's in sarach and you're in Cholula, Like, look,
you gotta go your different ways, right, Yeah, I'm more
into Valentino. That's my hot sauce of choice. You guys
like that one, Dude, I never tried that. I haven't
had it. Sounds good. You gotta get on that immediately, Dude,
I'm embarrassed, but I'm sorry. That's how I know Kelsey
and I are are made for each other because we're
both super into that hot sauce. Really, yeah, that's romantic.
(20:45):
I dig that. Yeah. Actually, when I asked my girlfriend
now on a date, we went we got poke bowls,
and she went with salad base and that's when I knew.
I was saying, that's the worst. That actually is sing
words lettuce at the bottom of a bed of fish.
(21:05):
It makes no sense to me. Ever, yeah, it doesn't
make sense. But carves don't make sense either, so you know,
we had to make a stand. That's why you get
brown rice. No, I heard white rice is better? Oh
is it? It's flipping back the other way now. Yeah,
in the eighties, the rice diet was what they recommended
(21:27):
to people to lose weight. No, that's not true that
Duke dude, where you wearing right? Yeah? I think Duke
did the famous rice diet in the eighties. What. Yeah,
I only know this because I read a book about
Boby Night at the basketball coach and he made his
wife go to it. Wait, so what's the rice diet?
They just eat rice and that's it. You know. I
never did more research than reading that they do it,
and I think it's just rice though. Okay, okay, we're
(21:49):
gonna take a quick break. But when we come back,
me and Chad and JT are going to tweak the
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attempt at fixing this one. Hear me out ready, Opposites attract,
but probably not in the long term boom. I know, Okay,
that doesn't seem like the most insightful thing ever, but
I would even go as far as to say opposite
attract is the exception, not the rule. When it comes
to a successful long term relationship. It's normal to gravitate
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towards friends and partners that share the same interests as you,
whether you're talking about a shared love of garbage TV
like for me, Love Island, I watched like about five
episodes last night with Kelsey, or music or what you
want to Postmates for dinner? You know which, like are
you going Sweet Finn or you going Mainland Poke Bowls?
Or even politics or something like age. It's just easier
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to surround yourself with a support system that you're mostly
on the same page with. Best case scenario, you have
fifty years or so of killing time on a couch
with your partner until one of you dies again a
little depressing, but you want to make sure that that
person likes the same ship as you, right, yes, yeah,
you don't want to be relieved when they die that
you're like, oh, I can finally play that video game
that she hated so much. Body is not even cold.
(25:29):
When you're taking it out of the closet and the
Xbox you're feeling the pulse. You're like, oh fuck, thank god,
that's not that's not the feeling you want to have.
You text your boys, You're like, I'm gonna be on
all night's night. Guys, day datty's got the night off.
It's a boy's night. I'm on all night. They're like, oh, really,
what happened? Did did Denise? You get a permission slip
(25:50):
from Denise suans? You know? Actually, she passed. She's dead.
She died. She died, So it's a boy's night every
night this month. This is the part of our show
where we asked guests about the worst advice they had
ever received. So, guys, what is the worst piece of
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advice that you've ever received, either individually or together? I
was in college. I was told I was told to
try negging. Have you heard of negging? Yeah? Yeah, you
know where you sort of like you bring them down
so they like start to like you more. So whatever
it is. Yeah, I read the game I used to
read when I was Yeah, I did, and I was
like twenty one. I read that, and I was kind
(26:34):
of fascinated with with the pickup artist thing. I didn't
ever like did it. Like, I wasn't the type to
like go out and try the techniques and stuff like that. Sergeing,
that's what it's called. Yeah, you wear like a funny
hat and go serging. That was the worst advice. Where's
something stupid? They're like, you gotta wear a Fannie Packer
like a crazy cowboy hat. I mean that that was
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the wildest ship. That's why I was so intrigued by it,
because these dudes wearing like you know, Chris Aine Geel
outfits are at the club with I make up and
crazy ship and they're like getting girls, and I was like,
I don't like it's it's actually maybe kind of works.
I don't know, Yeah, but I agree that I agree
that negging is kind of a thing to do. Funny hat,
you wear a funny hat. But negging, I don't know yet.
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I tried it too, Like I saw this girl and
I'm you know, I'm I'm just naturally. I'm not like
you'd never picked me to roast someone or like do insults,
you know. So I tried it and I was like,
I was like, what up, It's like nice jeans, idiot.
It was pretty much it. I never nagged after that.
(27:39):
I think I went a little too far. You know.
First I went for the jeans and then insulted her
brain and uh, and then they're like, yeah, that's not
how you know. I was like, all right, for sure,
I'm just gonna go back to like dancing in the corner.
They're like, she wasn't even wearing she wasn't even wearing jeans.
She was wearing a dress. And what she does wear jeans,
they're pretty flies. So I don't know what you're talking about.
(28:00):
She's got dope jeans. Yeah. I think those are both
really good examples. I think negging is really bad advice
because yeah, I'm bad at it too. I would always
i'd say something like to like I don't know, like
psychological or something about decent people really like spending time
around you, And I was like, that was horriful. Why
did I say that? It's like that people hated me.
That's really fucked. Yeah. People didn't want to be friends
(28:21):
with me. I was not I didn't want to be
friends with me. Um, maybe we should cut that. Okay,
well done. I want to do like a lightning round
with you guys. Okay, this is this is how it works.
I'm gonna name two people of note, and you have
to tell me who you'd rather take advice from. In
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this scenario, you have to take advice from one of
them and explain to me why you're choosing one over
the other. Okay, Um, the octopus that consistently picks the
winner of the World Cup or someone from Florida. Something
from Florida. Why? Because because I love Florida, dude, And
I'm not ashamed, dude, mid it really from Florida. I
love Florida. Yeah, I love Florida so much. Why do
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you love Florida Because it's fun? Because it's son you
can tan like year round. I think anywhere you can
tell I trust anyone who's able to tan year round. Yeah,
anyone with like leathery skin. Yeah, oh for sure. Yeah.
This guy rick This guy Ricky looks like a catcher's
mitt best advice. He's really wise. Yeah, he's been out there, dude,
(29:30):
Especially if they have that kind of tan and they
have a boat like they're they're like a seafaring like
captain kind of tan. Yeah. I just inherently trust those
people because I know they're rugged. That's true. You know
that they could live off the earth, right, they go
out on a boat and they catch fish and eat it. Yeah,
you know they're the tan of the earth. Yeah. Um, okay.
Professional surfer Bethany Hamilton's or the Great White shark that
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bit her arm off when she was thirteen. Oh geez,
I feel like that sharks a gro like all of
his advice, she's just gonna put me on a path
towards destruction. He would neg the shark wouldn't egg for sure. Yeah,
I think he was. He was nagging. Yeah, that's what
he was doing. You're just trying to say was good.
He just did it in a really way too intense.
(30:13):
He did doo much. I think we talked to her.
She was awesome. Did you really did you have her
on the podcast or something? Yeah? And she's great. Yeah,
she's awesome. Yeah, she's been famous for so long too.
She's been famous since she was like twelve, So she
was on Oprah when she was like thirteen, and she's
just seen a lot of stuff. So I trust her.
She's got an advice from Oprah. She could pass that
(30:34):
advice to me, And that's true. That's true. Um, Tony
Hawk or Shaun White. Uh, Tony Hawk. We we we
We talked to him too, actually, and he's like he's
one of the smartest dudes I've met for sure. If
I watched him on Rogan and he's like really great. Yeah,
he's like super bright and very sort of sort of
(30:57):
like honest about himself and his like struggles and everything. Yeah,
he's any bus nine hundreds too. So I mean it's
a full package. How good? Yeah, what what more do
you want? Yeah? I was painfully nervous to talk to him,
I think, just because I've been watching him since I
was a kid, and he was kind of like he's
just kind of like an icon, I guess. So that
was probably the most nervous I've been. Was he he
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was on your podcast? Yeah, I'm gonna watch that. Did
he give you any advice, any good pieces. Yeah, he
had great advice. Yeah, do you remember anything. He was
just really transparent about like whatever issues he'd had and
how he had to learn how to work through him,
because like kind of giving into hedonism as a way
to work on your issues is you know, a little
bit selfish and might take you away from the people
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you love and stuff like that. Hedonism is pleasure seeking, right, Yeah,
like this like sex or drugs or stuff in that wheelhouse. Right.
Porn yeah, porn, yeah, webcam porn. Yeah, small decumuliation webcam
porn for example. Imagine Tony Hawk to only you get
(32:00):
you should stop doing webcamp foreign He's like, dude, I've
seen I've seen the small dick stuff that you do.
It got leaked. It's not not great. I would stop
doing that. It's not you and your best bro. Let's
step up. That's not all right, Um, Kim Jong un
or Dennis Rodman. I'd be really curious what Kim Jong
would tell me from him. It could be really different.
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It would probably be pretty bad like that in the
sense like good if you're a dictator, like the DMV
is so frustrating, he's like just murder everyone. Yeah, he's
like just going there and kill everyone. Like I don't
know if it works that way for everybody. Yeah, we
can't do that. You maybe could do that. Yeah, I've
heard that when he goes golfing, they'll post that he
(32:44):
get he like gets gets the course record by like
you know, like he shot like he shot like a
forty five and eighteen holes. Like this guy is incredible,
holy ship, superhuman. Only fuck, he just shot like a
sixty dude. It's like, meanwhile, there's like fourteen dudes spread
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out across the hole just catching his ball and putting
it in the in the hole little nets. I'd love
golfing advice from him. Yeah, actually that's a good point.
Like what's his diet? Like probably not the best. He
had like a hard problem last year, right, isn't he
like dead came back something going? He came back? So
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I mean that advice advice about how to be reincarnated
would be pretty sick. I would really like to know that.
All right, boys, Before we call this one, we like
to ask our guests one final question. We've already talked
about the worst advice you've received, but what is the
worst advice you've ever given somebody. Oh, I remember clearly,
what is it. I was playing first base coach for
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my third grade baseball team when we were in the
tournament of champions to win Orange County is like little
league tournament. And we were down by like two runs,
and our best player was on first base, and I
was like, hey, Mitch, you're like a leader on this team.
I was like, we need you to make a play,
steal this base, way above my pay grade. And then
he stole like a thrown out, last out of the game.
I don't think we ever ever told anybody was my call? Wait,
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so you guys lost? Yeah, we lost. I mean we
probably would have lost anyways, but I ensured it by
going above my coach and telling our best player what
to do. You wanted him to steal first base? He
was like on first and I was like, dude, steal
a bag. We need you to like make a play.
I was I was only out there because I never played,
so they needed That's what you would do with like
the bench kids, you just have them like play first base.
(34:35):
You actually did that? Yeah, and you haven't told anyone
up until now, No, I don't think. I don't think
i've ever talked about it. Yeah, that's funny that dude's
gonna listen to this and be fucking pissed. Yeah, he's
really good golfer too, just like Kim Jong mule, Kim
Jong Ill. How do you say somatic, isn't it Kim
Jong Un? That's his dad. Yeah, I call him Kim
Kim Jong Ill, Kim John Kim Jong sick, Like bitch,
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what about you, Chad? Worst advice you've ever given? I
think my brother and I used to roller blade. We're
in like, well, we're like sixth grade, okay, and he
broke his arm on the quarter pipe and it was
like it looked like a step you know, like this,
it's gnarly. And he was just like oh, And I
was like, dude, drink this mountain dew. Just drink this
(35:22):
mountain dew. You'll feel better. And so he drank this
mountain dew and he had to go into surgery. But
because he drank the mountain dew. Uh, he had to
wait like twelve hours until it left his system. What
why because there's like chemicals in there. Yeah, because you're
not You're supposed to like fast before surgery. I'm pretty sure.
(35:42):
So because he chugged him out to dew height there
with his arm. It was like this place and he
was just like, oh for twelve hours. Oh yeah, I
was kind of think it would be funny if it's
specific to mountain dew, like that's like one of the
things you definitely can't drink before surgery because it's got
(36:04):
some weird shit in it, Like you told him to
drop what dude, that's yellow five in hit? What about
his balls? Man? All right, that'll do it for this episode.
I want to thank chat and JT for joining us.
I feel like we solved another one here. Opposites do attract,
for sure, but they aren't necessarily built for longevity. And
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at the end of the day, it's just way less
of a headache to be with someone that you have
things in common with. Is that fair to say? Boys?
I think that's fair. Absolutely. Is there any Is there
anything else you'd like to add before we consider this
case close? Anything you want to plug your podcast? Yeah? Yeah,
you can check us out Going Deep with Chen j T,
Chan JT go Deep on YouTube and Chad Goes Deep
(36:47):
on Instagram and JT harv fourteen and Going Deep with
chatng j T as the podcast. You guys are developing
some shows, right you can't can you talk about that?
Or can you not talk about that? Yeah, we're developing
an animate show with Hulu. Nice. Yeah, what's that about.
It's basically me and JT living in ancient Greece with
Greek gods for dads, and we'll just figure out the
best way to become at our own way to become legends.
(37:11):
That sounds great. Are you guys writing that? You guys
writing the show or yeah, we're writing a pilot right now.
We're writing it with other guys who wrote on Always Sunny. Yeah,
so they're kind of like shepherding us through the process.
That's great. Yeah, it's been really helpful writing. It's really
really hard. Writing a script is is tough. But then
some people write whole books, you know. Yeah, how do
you write a fucking like fatass novel? It's amazing. Yeah,
(37:35):
I don't know. I really don't understand it. I read
a half of Moby Dick earlier this year, and like
you're reading it and you're like, like, how the fund
did this come out? Like some guy's head. These guys
are way smarter. Yeah, I'm reading Dune right now and
I'm like, yeah, even the first chapters, just like, how
the fuck if you pull this out of nowhere, you
(37:59):
make up a whole entire world. Yeah, I don't know where,
and it fits. It all makes sense, and there's like
parallels with our world, and then there's like metaphors built
into it, and you're like, alright, dude, you're a beast.
Listen to dude. Who go, Dude, You're a fucking beast. Tolkien. Yeah,
I finished that. I finished The Lord of the Rings
and I was like, dude, relax JR. Tolkien. Is that
(38:24):
it is? Yeah, fucking relax JR. Jesus doing the most
holy shit. How about just humans next time? Dude? I
got real specie this uh funk? All right, man, thank
you guys for joining. I appreciate it. Thanks for having
us on I. It was great chatting with you guys. Absolutely.
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which we examine some of the worst advice people hear
their whole lives and try to make it better. I
guarantee you all of these pieces of advice have been
marketed to you over and over again as good. But
you have been lied to, my friend, and it is
my job to explain how and why with life. We'll
let me give you some advice. They say opposites attract,
(01:28):
but is there any real truth in that? I mean,
can you imagine Joe Exotic winding up with, you know,
a guy who didn't like to terrorize big cats for
a living, or Cardi b you know, dancing around with
someone that has a dry ass pussy. I don't think.
So let's get to the bottom of this. Today on
the podcast, we'll be dissecting the phrase opposites attract right
(01:50):
off the bat. I have some issues with this one.
I mean, look, it definitely can be true that opposites attract, like,
for example, magnets baby. That's just science, there's no disputing that.
But to me, in terms of a relationship, you know,
it's more of a recipe for a fling or a
one and done, or if you're weak willed, you might
completely throw away your beliefs and ideals to conform to
(02:10):
what your mate wants, especially if they're hot. But look,
if you're going to be in a long term relationship
with someone, the smarter play is to have some ship
in common with them. I'm joined today by not one,
but two very special guests who seemingly could not have
more in common with one another. You know them from
the Howard Stern Show, Ellen and various city council meetings
in the Newport Beach area. I'm talking, of course, about
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Chad and j T. Welcome to the show, my dudes.
Thanks for being here, dude, Cody, good to see you virtually.
Uh yeah, thanks for having us on. Man pump chilling, dude,
very excited. Listen, you guys were kind of hard to book.
It felt like every time we reached out to you,
maybe you had just gotten a new burner phone or something.
Is that true, book? Honestly, honestly, I don't think you were.
(02:57):
I think you guys were probably one of the first
to come back to us. Yeah. I think we jumped
at the opportunity with both feet. Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe
maybe it's through the filter of like assistance or whatever
it's going on. I don't know, but we're pretty quick
to respond all the assistance that we all have. Yeah,
we're actually be d m in you for a while, Cody.
(03:18):
So it's nice to finally get to see you do well.
Wasn't I supposed to do your guys podcast and then
COVID happened and then yeah, yeah, I think you're literally
supposed to come on like three weeks or like three
weeks after COVID happened. Well, I'm I'm there. I'm there
anytime I have my questions still on me that I
was going to ask you, do you do you want
to just reverse it? You can just ask me questions.
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I mean I could ask you the first one. Okay,
what is it? What is it? What conditioner do you use? Dude?
I don't. I mean, straight up, the only thing I
use in my hair is a little bit of com
and that's it. Really. Yeah, that's a secret. If it
your commerce that somebody else's come, it's my own, my harvest. Yeah,
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and I just keep it in a little I swear,
that's it. That's it. That's what gives it the shine
and everything. What about you guys. What conditioner do you
guys use? Oh, we'll do First off, you must have
a pretty solid load to Uh what do I use?
I you know, I vary. Sometimes I go Aussee, sometimes
I go Garnier fruit tease. Right now, I'm in a
pantine pro v kind of phase. Uh, just putting that
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locking in that moisture NonStop. I don't really mess around
when it comes a conditioner, that's for sure. Listen. I
know this is a podcast, so I know people listening
at home can't see, but I just want to thank
you guys for dressing up. Chad you're wearing a Billabong
rash guard with no pants, and JT you're wearing a
Volcom snuggie, which I really like. Thank you dude. My
other snuggy got ruined. This is my second one. Um, So,
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what are your initial thoughts on what I said before? What? Um?
You know the phrase opposite attract? What do you guys think?
Because I feel like you guys are are the living
embodiment of the notion that that opposites attract is bullshit?
Because do you think do you feel like your partnership
would work if it wasn't for surfing skating, you know,
like eating bomb Mexican food. I mean the bomb Mexican
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food is the cornerstone of any good partnership for sure. Yeah,
I don't know. The thing is that we're we are
so similar and we I think we are in ways
that we don't even realize. But like I also think
j T and I sort of fit as like a
like a key in lock, you know, like the parts
where we're uh that we're lacking in the other guys
sort of makes up for. So we have a lot
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of similarities, but the parts that we're lacking in, I
think it we fill in the gaps, like what what's
one What's what's an example? Well, like I'm pretty lazy
and Chad works really hard, so that that's a big one.
But or he motivates me to work harder too, I'd say. Also,
like I don't know, maybe I'm a little more like
intense and so that can be good. Um, but it's
(05:51):
hard because it's like it's it's very subtle like nuanced things.
But but we can feel it when we're filling in
for the other one, which is nice. How do you
guys meet? We met doing a beer bong. Our buddy
Kellen's ranger. Actually it was. It was kind of a
lackluster ranger to be honest, and uh, the vibe was
kind of soft, and to like save the rador, I
went out to my truck. I got the mount chug
(06:13):
More for host beer bong. Nice. That's a classic, Yeah, dude,
that's an absolute classic. Yeah. So I was gonna be
bob with Kellen recent Landon, but Kellnen couldn't because he
was on antibiotics. And then j T was there and
he and I were sort of in the same universe,
you know, but we we were like acquaintances, but like,
you know, I serve he's a bodyboarder, so we like
felt like we came from different worlds. Surfing bodyboarding two
(06:36):
completely different things. Yeah. I used to see him at
the beach with the surfers, don't I'd be like, can
I jump over that line and like go kick it
with them? But then I look at my bodyboarding friends
and I was like, no, you gotta hang back, like
they'll perceive it as betrayal. So it was nice that
we had this organic moment with the beer bond that
kind of allowed us to bond outside of that those confines, right,
do they know now that you're hanging with a surfer. Yeah,
(06:59):
of course I'm not. Had to hide it for a
while because I was a little bit, I don't know,
just worried about hurting people's feelings. But then at some point,
like I realized Chat and I were gonna go on
spring break together, so they were going to see the
photos no matter what, come clean. And I was like, guys,
I'm in love with the surfer. I could get a
chat all the time now. And they were actually cooler
about it than I thought they would. One guy flipped out,
this guy Phil, but it made it seem like it
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was more about Phil because he was so reactionary. I
was like, you got a lot of heat on this.
And it turned out that a surfer had actually broken
his mom's heart back in the dead. Wow, okay, so
you can't really blame him for that. No. I totally
interested where he was coming from. But we just had
to work through and let him know that not every
surfer was that guy. Are you guys, what's your relationship status?
(07:45):
Like not I mean like with each individual individual, Yeah,
like like with with the whatever sex were interested in.
I get it individually. What are you guys as a
relationship status. Status is, so I have a g F
right now? You actually you met her. I think when
we first started dating, what was that Like, it's almost
(08:05):
two years ago. Now you brought her and I met her,
and now you're still with her. And what would you say?
You guys are compatible? Like are you guys? Opposite of
you guys? You guys have the same opinions about ship?
Like what about like you know, politics and stuff like that,
are you guys? Yeah? I think we aligned politically. We
both like nineties nineties rock, nineties hip hop. I'm a
(08:26):
little bit cleaner than she is. She doesn't listen, but
I'm a little bit cleaner and I like to work
out more. Uh, I think that's it. I don't know, dude. Yeah,
I think we're pretty similar in most regards. But like
with JT and I have one thing too, is that
like j T does waits, I do cardio, and that's
sort of like an opposite thing that we bond over. Yeah. Yeah,
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it's more of a body boarder thing to do to
do weights, Yeah, for sure, because you don't have to
worry about getting too big on a bodyboard. With a surfboard,
you got a little more balanced needed, so you can't
get your upper body all jacked right? What about you?
J T Are you single? I'm single. I kind of
have a crush right now and I'm just you know,
working through the emotions and that. Oh no way, this
is some t are we can we explode like who
(09:11):
who is it? Like? How did you you know the
same name? But like, yeah, I guess I think she
listens to you. So I'd be embarrassed if she heard this,
but I'll proceed. Um. I met her on a dating
app Okay nice which which one pinge classic? I think
it's I think it's the Cadillac of dating apps. I
think it's the best one. Um and uh yeah, I'm
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just you know, living and dining with each text message?
Are you planning it out? Like do you like send
him to your boys? And like what do you think
it is? Reply? I get a little bit of counsel
from my brother because we're staying together right now with
my dad. So and he's a great he's great with feedback.
So it's nice having him here. Yeah, and how and
so what at what point are you at? Like are
you going to go out? Also dating? Dating? During COVID,
(09:54):
I feel like it's super weird. I talked to my
friend and he was he he went on a first
date with some buddy and but she wore a mask
the whole time, and then at the end of the
date she like took down her mask, assuming like assumingly
because she wanted to a kiss or something interesting. It's
just funny. That's kind of like a that's like a
symbol of like, oh, I'm interested. This date went went
(10:15):
very well. Please plant one on me. I love grew symbols,
and I think going on it's kind of more exciting
because you're like, oh, if we do like like each
other and decided to like make out or something like that,
like we're taking a big risk. Like you're basically saying like, hey,
I'm willing to risk you know, something ten times worse
than the flu for you. So I don't know the
stats exactly, but you know it sounds right. Wow. All right,
(10:36):
let me ask you this, well, actually, wait before I
get into this, by the way, I want to say
I love your masks video that you guys, the mask
video that you did in Newport? Was it the Newport
Huntington Beach we did and in Saint CLEMENTI yeah, I
had no idea that it was. It's so like anti
mask there. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, it's it's pretty red country.
(10:59):
I guess I think it's because everyone crushed it so
hard in life that they feel like bad things can't
happen to them. Right. I'm so good at like commercial
mortgage lending that like, there's no way this virus can
get in my lungs. You guys seem super chilling, and
you know, you make conversations with with strangers look so easy.
What are your tips for attracting opposites or getting them
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to your level? How do you how do you, like,
you know, interact with these people and and engage with them.
I think you've got to come from a place of
just pure stoke, you know, yeah, no matter, especially with
the O C dudes, you know, like, uh, you know
that they're ready to square up pretty instantly. Um, and
so you just gotta come with a lot of stoke
(11:42):
and just sort of like anything they say. You're like, dude,
that's that's fucking awesome. You want to get my tie?
And uh yes. So I think with the ladies, you know,
if you're just like fully stoked, like you're just fired
up just like some people take up on the right. Yeah,
if you if you're acting like you just got like
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barreled or something, you're like, holy ship, I'm so fired up.
I mean, how are you going to respond negatively to that?
I mean, I totally agree, j T. What do you think? No?
I think that's so true. Like if someone's like, how
is your day, You're just like best day ever? And
then they're like, all right, like this guy, he's up.
See why why are you asking your brother for advice?
And that's all you gotta do? No, I know, I know,
he's just I just want a mirror. I just need
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someone to give me back the answers I want. But
but for sure, I've been sending her a lot of
stoke every day. I'm just like fired up today, what
about you? Just all caps wave emojis like crazy morning, babe,
fucking stoke Another day. Then I'm super stuffed. I can't
believe how excited I woke up today. That's so weird.
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That's what I text my girlfriend every morning. I'm just
so fucking stoked today. I'm just jack. She can tell
him I'm in an angry move when I'm like, I'm
just so fucking happy today. She's like, all right now,
I like that people do pick up on the stoke.
You can't. You can't not be in fired by someone
who's stoked. Like I watched Jamie O'Brien on YouTube. You
ever watched him? Oh yeah, yeah, pro surfer, and he's
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got the psyche counter on all of his videos because
like every day, you know, he's doing ship that he
loves and he's just psyched every day and so he
says it constantly, I'm psyching. And he can be like
going to the grocery store, but he's still like, I'm
Psyching's awesome. It's inspiring job. The stoke Lord of the
North Shore. Yeah that's it man, Yeah, did he really?
I feel like he's always on like a standing wave
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or he's surfing around a jet ski or doing something
where he's just going fast. The brain needs that, the boy. Yeah,
he's got to go fast, man. And that's an absolute
inspiring way to live in my opinion, for sure. Just
psyched all the time. You gotta make sure the stoke
is genuine, though. If you come in with like fake stoke,
you know people, it's it'll throw people off for sure.
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Oh so what do you what do you mean by that? Like,
I was like fake psyched at my grandma's funeral. I
tried to like be in a good mood to get
everybody pomped, and so I came in and people are like,
how you doing. I was like, I'm fired up, dude,
Like this is the day. Let's get at it, all right.
This is not a funeral, it's a celebration of life.
I was like, dude, we're celebrating Grandma. Al right, everyone,
if you love Katherine, give me a hell yeah. And
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then it kind of like threw the vibe off a
little bit. So I just learned, like, you know, you
also have to read the room a bit. Yeah, right,
right right, So it has to be you have to
respectfully stoke. Yeah, because after I ripped off my Hawaiian,
my dad was like, all right, dude, it's getting it's
getting a little Yeah, it's a little bit too much. Yeah,
you shouldn't leave the beer bong at home. Yeah. Pulled
(14:30):
up with the like speakers in the back of my
truck and j T had to like tell me to
like bounce because it was too much. Did you did
he tell you to roll through or did you were
you friends with his grandma as well or I I
didn't know, but he's like, bring the heat. So I
drove up in my trunk, was with speakers and start
bumping uh technotronics, pump up the jam. But he told
me to bail pretty quick. And I was like, okay,
(14:51):
we were carrying the coffin at that point, so it
was right. He said, you were carrying the coffin like
we're doing like the Pallbears ship and then Chad were
doing like one of those African funeral memes. Yeah. And
then he rolls up in the in the raptor and
he's just blasting music. You've a raptor, damn, you know.
Pump up the jam, right of course, puns to jam.
(15:14):
Pump it up that one right right right, yeah, but
it's not good for a funeral. My dad made to
stop the music because he was worried. I think it
was given some of the young people false hope that
she might come back from the dead hearing that beat.
I mean, that beat is so beat, is so good,
it's infectious, it's pretty. It's infective. Man, it makes me
super stub Uh. What are the what are some opposite
(15:38):
traits do you feel like you could be okay with
like in terms of in terms of a girlfriend, Like
what if she hated poke bowls, it better be for
like ethical purposes, like she doesn't eat fish, and not
for like taste purposes. Yeah, okay, Like like we're talking
mercury poisoning. Yeah, if she had some like grander concerns
about it other than the taste. But if she was
like I just don't dig the flavor, I don't. I
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don't think I could take that. Do you hear that? Whoa? Yeah?
Is that from you? That's my that's my stoke corn.
That's someone's funeral. I think I think I'm gonna be
a little bit harsh around this one. Even if he
does have ethical reasons, I'm gonna say, you're gonna have
(16:22):
to get past those and start eating poke bowls. Values. Yeah,
now I feel you. Yeah, mercury fish, you gotta eat
the fish. You gotta taking the mercury. Let's go, let's go,
let's fucking go. Do you guys have your own vernacular?
The both of you? Um, and as you know, this
this podcast is sponsored by Trojan Oh nice, Oh you
(16:43):
didn't know that this is a This is a podcast
sponsored by Trojan Trojan brand. Yeah, do you get like
do you get like swag and stuff? For real? Two
giant boxes of all of their products, just like everything
they make. I'm talking like build like build, like a vibrator,
like a like a cock wrong start of god? Really yeah, man,
(17:05):
I haven't haven't tried it out yet, but I'm gonna
try it out, you know, by myself. Keep you posted.
Do you guys have any names for condoms? Any any
funny names like, for example, dongs a wrong off top
your head or now, dude, I mean this is from
a hot rod? Is that maybe I'll grab a box
of dong bags and we'll knock boots later. What do
(17:27):
you think? I always love dong bags? What about this one?
I just made this. I just made this one up,
meat Sheath. I love that it makes you don feel
like a sword exactly. Man, you gotta sheet this broad sword.
Maybe a hog tie. You gotta get your hog tie on? Okay,
I like it. Anxiety prevention cover. Yeah that's I mean, yeah,
(17:48):
that's just literally what it is. APC. Hold on, baby,
gotta chuck on an a PC real quick, hold on.
I don't want to be freaking out at work in
three days that I'm sick with something. So let me
just throw this bad boy, all right, tell me, tell
me before we move on. I want to know if
you guys, like, why do you think opposites attract might
be bad? Advice? I think is if you're like a
(18:10):
really chill, down to earth person, you might romanticize someone
else who's chaotic. And then why would that be bad? Though? Well,
because I think you might make if I think anytime
you live by like a kind of idiom like that,
you might make the the bad things in your life
fit that idiom. So it's like you'll be like, oh,
she's not or he's not bad. We're just different. But
(18:30):
they might actually be not good for you. Yeah, like
if you use it as a crutch, if you're kind
of like, yeah, I'm piste off of this thing, but
like that's the that's it's them and we're opposites and
it makes us better because of it. But she said
in the intro is pretty powerful. I thought about how
people we'll just change for the person there with just
to yeah, I said that, but that it's kind of depressing.
(18:53):
It was a joke, but like there's some there's some
sadness in there for sure, because it's like people will
do that, you know. That's like it's like a form
of settling almost. It's like, yeah, I'll just change myself.
I don't I don't like the things I used to like.
I like what you like now, and I'm just gonna
do that. But then there's like this inner you know,
you're like, you don't you're not really living your truth. Yeah, yeah,
(19:14):
I think I was. I was definitely prone to that
when I was younger. You know, like if there's a
girl I had like a huge crush on and she
was into me too, I was like, all right, I'm
gonna I'll drop I'll do whatever, I'll do it. I'll
like I'll drop everything, you know, And I didn't. It
wasn't until I'm mature because I think I, you know,
pretty low self esteem just to be honest, uh, you know,
(19:36):
and I was kind of like a pleaser, you know,
so I was like, oh, for sure, like I'll I
had no concept of like maintaining your own kind of person.
When I was like a teen, it was like, oh,
you know, I gotta be romantic and do anything for
this you know this lady. Whereas I learned later that
you've got to be your own person and just sort
of create your own life, and that's way more attractive
(19:58):
than sort of just like trying to, you know, do
whatever you can to impress them, If that makes sense.
I was gonna say, at the end of the day,
it all comes down to whether or not you guys
both like Pokay bowls. I mean we can pretty much agree.
That's like, right, the best. That's kind of the dopest
foundation you can have for for a link up, you know, yeah, totally,
(20:21):
Or like if if she's in sarach and you're in Cholula, Like, look,
you gotta go your different ways, right, Yeah, I'm more
into Valentino. That's my hot sauce of choice. You guys
like that one, Dude, I never tried that. I haven't
had it. Sounds good. You gotta get on that immediately, Dude,
I'm embarrassed, but I'm sorry. That's how I know Kelsey
and I are are made for each other because we're
both super into that hot sauce. Really, yeah, that's romantic.
(20:45):
I dig that. Yeah. Actually, when I asked my girlfriend
now on a date, we went we got poke bowls,
and she went with salad base and that's when I knew.
I was saying, that's the worst. That actually is sing
words lettuce at the bottom of a bed of fish.
(21:05):
It makes no sense to me. Ever, yeah, it doesn't
make sense. But carves don't make sense either, so you know,
we had to make a stand. That's why you get
brown rice. No, I heard white rice is better? Oh
is it? It's flipping back the other way now. Yeah,
in the eighties, the rice diet was what they recommended
(21:27):
to people to lose weight. No, that's not true that
Duke dude, where you wearing right? Yeah? I think Duke
did the famous rice diet in the eighties. What. Yeah,
I only know this because I read a book about
Boby Night at the basketball coach and he made his
wife go to it. Wait, so what's the rice diet?
They just eat rice and that's it. You know. I
never did more research than reading that they do it,
and I think it's just rice though. Okay, okay, we're
(21:49):
gonna take a quick break. But when we come back,
me and Chad and JT are going to tweak the
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(24:28):
attempt at fixing this one. Hear me out ready, Opposites attract,
but probably not in the long term boom. I know, Okay,
that doesn't seem like the most insightful thing ever, but
I would even go as far as to say opposite
attract is the exception, not the rule. When it comes
to a successful long term relationship. It's normal to gravitate
(24:48):
towards friends and partners that share the same interests as you,
whether you're talking about a shared love of garbage TV
like for me, Love Island, I watched like about five
episodes last night with Kelsey, or music or what you
want to Postmates for dinner? You know which, like are
you going Sweet Finn or you going Mainland Poke Bowls?
Or even politics or something like age. It's just easier
(25:08):
to surround yourself with a support system that you're mostly
on the same page with. Best case scenario, you have
fifty years or so of killing time on a couch
with your partner until one of you dies again a
little depressing, but you want to make sure that that
person likes the same ship as you, right, yes, yeah,
you don't want to be relieved when they die that
you're like, oh, I can finally play that video game
that she hated so much. Body is not even cold.
(25:29):
When you're taking it out of the closet and the
Xbox you're feeling the pulse. You're like, oh fuck, thank god,
that's not that's not the feeling you want to have.
You text your boys, You're like, I'm gonna be on
all night's night. Guys, day datty's got the night off.
It's a boy's night. I'm on all night. They're like, oh, really,
what happened? Did did Denise? You get a permission slip
(25:50):
from Denise suans? You know? Actually, she passed. She's dead.
She died. She died, So it's a boy's night every
night this month. This is the part of our show
where we asked guests about the worst advice they had
ever received. So, guys, what is the worst piece of
(26:12):
advice that you've ever received, either individually or together? I
was in college. I was told I was told to
try negging. Have you heard of negging? Yeah? Yeah, you
know where you sort of like you bring them down
so they like start to like you more. So whatever
it is. Yeah, I read the game I used to
read when I was Yeah, I did, and I was
like twenty one. I read that, and I was kind
(26:34):
of fascinated with with the pickup artist thing. I didn't
ever like did it. Like, I wasn't the type to
like go out and try the techniques and stuff like that. Sergeing,
that's what it's called. Yeah, you wear like a funny
hat and go serging. That was the worst advice. Where's
something stupid? They're like, you gotta wear a Fannie Packer
like a crazy cowboy hat. I mean that that was
(26:54):
the wildest ship. That's why I was so intrigued by it,
because these dudes wearing like you know, Chris Aine Geel
outfits are at the club with I make up and
crazy ship and they're like getting girls, and I was like,
I don't like it's it's actually maybe kind of works.
I don't know, Yeah, but I agree that I agree
that negging is kind of a thing to do. Funny hat,
you wear a funny hat. But negging, I don't know yet.
(27:17):
I tried it too, Like I saw this girl and
I'm you know, I'm I'm just naturally. I'm not like
you'd never picked me to roast someone or like do insults,
you know. So I tried it and I was like,
I was like, what up, It's like nice jeans, idiot.
It was pretty much it. I never nagged after that.
(27:39):
I think I went a little too far. You know.
First I went for the jeans and then insulted her
brain and uh, and then they're like, yeah, that's not
how you know. I was like, all right, for sure,
I'm just gonna go back to like dancing in the corner.
They're like, she wasn't even wearing she wasn't even wearing jeans.
She was wearing a dress. And what she does wear jeans,
they're pretty flies. So I don't know what you're talking about.
(28:00):
She's got dope jeans. Yeah. I think those are both
really good examples. I think negging is really bad advice
because yeah, I'm bad at it too. I would always
i'd say something like to like I don't know, like
psychological or something about decent people really like spending time
around you, And I was like, that was horriful. Why
did I say that? It's like that people hated me.
That's really fucked. Yeah. People didn't want to be friends
(28:21):
with me. I was not I didn't want to be
friends with me. Um, maybe we should cut that. Okay,
well done. I want to do like a lightning round
with you guys. Okay, this is this is how it works.
I'm gonna name two people of note, and you have
to tell me who you'd rather take advice from. In
(28:43):
this scenario, you have to take advice from one of
them and explain to me why you're choosing one over
the other. Okay, Um, the octopus that consistently picks the
winner of the World Cup or someone from Florida. Something
from Florida. Why? Because because I love Florida, dude, And
I'm not ashamed, dude, mid it really from Florida. I
love Florida. Yeah, I love Florida so much. Why do
(29:06):
you love Florida Because it's fun? Because it's son you
can tan like year round. I think anywhere you can
tell I trust anyone who's able to tan year round. Yeah,
anyone with like leathery skin. Yeah, oh for sure. Yeah.
This guy rick This guy Ricky looks like a catcher's
mitt best advice. He's really wise. Yeah, he's been out there, dude,
(29:30):
Especially if they have that kind of tan and they
have a boat like they're they're like a seafaring like
captain kind of tan. Yeah. I just inherently trust those
people because I know they're rugged. That's true. You know
that they could live off the earth, right, they go
out on a boat and they catch fish and eat it. Yeah,
you know they're the tan of the earth. Yeah. Um, okay.
Professional surfer Bethany Hamilton's or the Great White shark that
(29:51):
bit her arm off when she was thirteen. Oh geez,
I feel like that sharks a gro like all of
his advice, she's just gonna put me on a path
towards destruction. He would neg the shark wouldn't egg for sure. Yeah,
I think he was. He was nagging. Yeah, that's what
he was doing. You're just trying to say was good.
He just did it in a really way too intense.
(30:13):
He did doo much. I think we talked to her.
She was awesome. Did you really did you have her
on the podcast or something? Yeah? And she's great. Yeah,
she's awesome. Yeah, she's been famous for so long too.
She's been famous since she was like twelve, So she
was on Oprah when she was like thirteen, and she's
just seen a lot of stuff. So I trust her.
She's got an advice from Oprah. She could pass that
(30:34):
advice to me, And that's true. That's true. Um, Tony
Hawk or Shaun White. Uh, Tony Hawk. We we we
We talked to him too, actually, and he's like he's
one of the smartest dudes I've met for sure. If
I watched him on Rogan and he's like really great. Yeah,
he's like super bright and very sort of sort of
(30:57):
like honest about himself and his like struggles and everything. Yeah,
he's any bus nine hundreds too. So I mean it's
a full package. How good? Yeah, what what more do
you want? Yeah? I was painfully nervous to talk to him,
I think, just because I've been watching him since I
was a kid, and he was kind of like he's
just kind of like an icon, I guess. So that
was probably the most nervous I've been. Was he he
(31:18):
was on your podcast? Yeah, I'm gonna watch that. Did
he give you any advice, any good pieces. Yeah, he
had great advice. Yeah, do you remember anything. He was
just really transparent about like whatever issues he'd had and
how he had to learn how to work through him,
because like kind of giving into hedonism as a way
to work on your issues is you know, a little
bit selfish and might take you away from the people
(31:38):
you love and stuff like that. Hedonism is pleasure seeking, right, Yeah,
like this like sex or drugs or stuff in that wheelhouse. Right.
Porn yeah, porn, yeah, webcam porn. Yeah, small decumuliation webcam
porn for example. Imagine Tony Hawk to only you get
(32:00):
you should stop doing webcamp foreign He's like, dude, I've
seen I've seen the small dick stuff that you do.
It got leaked. It's not not great. I would stop
doing that. It's not you and your best bro. Let's
step up. That's not all right, Um, Kim Jong un
or Dennis Rodman. I'd be really curious what Kim Jong
would tell me from him. It could be really different.
(32:24):
It would probably be pretty bad like that in the
sense like good if you're a dictator, like the DMV
is so frustrating, he's like just murder everyone. Yeah, he's
like just going there and kill everyone. Like I don't
know if it works that way for everybody. Yeah, we
can't do that. You maybe could do that. Yeah, I've
heard that when he goes golfing, they'll post that he
(32:44):
get he like gets gets the course record by like
you know, like he shot like he shot like a
forty five and eighteen holes. Like this guy is incredible,
holy ship, superhuman. Only fuck, he just shot like a
sixty dude. It's like, meanwhile, there's like fourteen dudes spread
(33:05):
out across the hole just catching his ball and putting
it in the in the hole little nets. I'd love
golfing advice from him. Yeah, actually that's a good point.
Like what's his diet? Like probably not the best. He
had like a hard problem last year, right, isn't he
like dead came back something going? He came back? So
(33:29):
I mean that advice advice about how to be reincarnated
would be pretty sick. I would really like to know that.
All right, boys, Before we call this one, we like
to ask our guests one final question. We've already talked
about the worst advice you've received, but what is the
worst advice you've ever given somebody. Oh, I remember clearly,
what is it. I was playing first base coach for
(33:52):
my third grade baseball team when we were in the
tournament of champions to win Orange County is like little
league tournament. And we were down by like two runs,
and our best player was on first base, and I
was like, hey, Mitch, you're like a leader on this team.
I was like, we need you to make a play,
steal this base, way above my pay grade. And then
he stole like a thrown out, last out of the game.
I don't think we ever ever told anybody was my call? Wait,
(34:14):
so you guys lost? Yeah, we lost. I mean we
probably would have lost anyways, but I ensured it by
going above my coach and telling our best player what
to do. You wanted him to steal first base? He
was like on first and I was like, dude, steal
a bag. We need you to like make a play.
I was I was only out there because I never played,
so they needed That's what you would do with like
the bench kids, you just have them like play first base.
(34:35):
You actually did that? Yeah, and you haven't told anyone
up until now, No, I don't think. I don't think
i've ever talked about it. Yeah, that's funny that dude's
gonna listen to this and be fucking pissed. Yeah, he's
really good golfer too, just like Kim Jong mule, Kim
Jong Ill. How do you say somatic, isn't it Kim
Jong Un? That's his dad. Yeah, I call him Kim
Kim Jong Ill, Kim John Kim Jong sick, Like bitch,
(35:00):
what about you, Chad? Worst advice you've ever given? I
think my brother and I used to roller blade. We're
in like, well, we're like sixth grade, okay, and he
broke his arm on the quarter pipe and it was
like it looked like a step you know, like this,
it's gnarly. And he was just like oh, And I
was like, dude, drink this mountain dew. Just drink this
(35:22):
mountain dew. You'll feel better. And so he drank this
mountain dew and he had to go into surgery. But
because he drank the mountain dew. Uh, he had to
wait like twelve hours until it left his system. What
why because there's like chemicals in there. Yeah, because you're
not You're supposed to like fast before surgery. I'm pretty sure.
(35:42):
So because he chugged him out to dew height there
with his arm. It was like this place and he
was just like, oh for twelve hours. Oh yeah, I
was kind of think it would be funny if it's
specific to mountain dew, like that's like one of the
things you definitely can't drink before surgery because it's got
(36:04):
some weird shit in it, Like you told him to
drop what dude, that's yellow five in hit? What about
his balls? Man? All right, that'll do it for this episode.
I want to thank chat and JT for joining us.
I feel like we solved another one here. Opposites do attract,
for sure, but they aren't necessarily built for longevity. And
(36:26):
at the end of the day, it's just way less
of a headache to be with someone that you have
things in common with. Is that fair to say? Boys?
I think that's fair. Absolutely. Is there any Is there
anything else you'd like to add before we consider this
case close? Anything you want to plug your podcast? Yeah? Yeah,
you can check us out Going Deep with Chen j T,
Chan JT go Deep on YouTube and Chad Goes Deep
(36:47):
on Instagram and JT harv fourteen and Going Deep with
chatng j T as the podcast. You guys are developing
some shows, right you can't can you talk about that?
Or can you not talk about that? Yeah, we're developing
an animate show with Hulu. Nice. Yeah, what's that about.
It's basically me and JT living in ancient Greece with
Greek gods for dads, and we'll just figure out the
best way to become at our own way to become legends.
(37:11):
That sounds great. Are you guys writing that? You guys
writing the show or yeah, we're writing a pilot right now.
We're writing it with other guys who wrote on Always Sunny. Yeah,
so they're kind of like shepherding us through the process.
That's great. Yeah, it's been really helpful writing. It's really
really hard. Writing a script is is tough. But then
some people write whole books, you know. Yeah, how do
you write a fucking like fatass novel? It's amazing. Yeah,
(37:35):
I don't know. I really don't understand it. I read
a half of Moby Dick earlier this year, and like
you're reading it and you're like, like, how the fund
did this come out? Like some guy's head. These guys
are way smarter. Yeah, I'm reading Dune right now and
I'm like, yeah, even the first chapters, just like, how
the fuck if you pull this out of nowhere, you
(37:59):
make up a whole entire world. Yeah, I don't know where,
and it fits. It all makes sense, and there's like
parallels with our world, and then there's like metaphors built
into it, and you're like, alright, dude, you're a beast.
Listen to dude. Who go, Dude, You're a fucking beast. Tolkien. Yeah,
I finished that. I finished The Lord of the Rings
and I was like, dude, relax JR. Tolkien. Is that
(38:24):
it is? Yeah, fucking relax JR. Jesus doing the most
holy shit. How about just humans next time? Dude? I
got real specie this uh funk? All right, man, thank
you guys for joining. I appreciate it. Thanks for having
us on I. It was great chatting with you guys. Absolutely.
(38:44):
Thanks dude. Yeah, do you ever troubled with life? Let
me give you some of fun. The Pleasure Is Ours
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hosted by me Cody co. The podcast is ecutive produced
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That's a wrap for our episode, and also you should
be wrapping it up in the bedroom. I'm talking, of course,
about your painis you know, when you're out there doing
your thing, you've got to be safe and you've gotta
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