November 5, 2020 • 45 mins
They say “don’t shit where you eat,” but most of our social circles largely consist of the people we work with. Well...shit! On this episode of The Pleasure is Ours, Cody is joined by comedian slash writer Demi Adejuyigbe (Gilmore Guys, The Good Place, The Amber Ruffin Show) to discuss the complexities of dating a coworker. When power dynamics are at play, the boys agree that could be a recipe for a lawsuit — but all things being equal, when exactly should you entertain the notion of taking things to the next level with your cubicle crush? Hint: There’s a distinction to be made between shitting where you eat and “defecating where you dine.” (We can all agree that both wipe jobs and workplace encounters shouldn’t be one and dones.) Speaking of shit and all things shitty, why did Justin Bieber block Cody on Twitter?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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all the time. I'm the ship because I'll be farting
all the time. You don't have to go straight to tape.
You're not one dude, and like try it again. Yeah,
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there's an engineer just like can we can we do?
It's like, nah, let's go. You said you're farting on them.
That's right, that's hard. That's a line in every track
on this album. Amen, you have a trouble with life one,
let me give you some of funny. Hey, what's up.
I'm Cody co and welcome to the Pleasure is Ours,
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the podcast in which we examine some of the worst
advice people hear their whole lives and try to make
it better. They say, don't ship where you eat. And
I'm sure anyone that's had to drop a desperation deuce
that David Busters can get behind that sentiment. I've been
there plenty of times. Anyway, this episode is about whether
or not you should date a coworker. To discuss this
phrase with me, I'm joined today by a hilarious comedian
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slash writer you know him from the podcast Gilmour Guys
and Pump Up the Jam, as well as the Late
Late Show with James Cordon, The Good Place and the
Amber Rough and showed a name just a few and
oh yeah. The ringer named him the funniest person on
the Internet, and I disagree. I'm talking, of course, about
my friend Demi. Did you eBay a k A electro Lemon.
Welcome to the show, Demi. It's been a while. Hey, dude,
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how's it going. I'm good? How are you? I'm all right.
When's the last time we even saw each other. It's
gotta be like five years ago, Like I, yeah, are
we even friends anymore? Yeah? I see, I haven't seen
all my friends in five years. Yeah, that's true. I
like you loved him to the zoom and I was like,
long hair, huh. Yeah, this is a new thing. I'm trying.
(02:30):
I think it looks great. You you you're the only one.
Thank you for saying it so far, You're the only one.
Everyone else online seems to just constantly make fun of
me all the time, and it's really hurting my self esteem.
So it's it's I'm very grateful that you said something
nice about it. They're all just nagging you. Yeah, trying
to get my pants. You look great, though, Thank you.
How's everything been treating you how. I mean, as far
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as is concerned, It's all right. I feel like I've
been keeping myself busy. I feel earlier in this I
was just like, great, I'm just gonna watch movies until
this is all over. And then it was like, okay,
well it's gonna be over in a year or so,
and I was like, okay, I need new things to do,
and so I just have been like baking and painting
and trying to work again. Now. So I'm I'm busy.
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That's good. What you bake? Yeah, same, I'm baking up
a damn storm the same, dude. Yeah, It's it's like
my new I love it. Yeah, it's such a weirdly
you wouldn't think it's creative, but I mean I guess
you would. But even following a recipe for some reason,
feels more creative than other things to me. Yeah. I
I just like it as a thing that I can do,
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where it's like this is a task that I will
complete in a set amount of time, and then it
can be like I can give this to a friend
and it's just like checks off so many boxes for me.
It's it's so true and you can reap the rewards
for like a week. Yeah, if you don't, if you
don't give it to someone, I mean if you even
if you do, then you're like kind of like, well
you owe me now, you know exactly. Listen right off
the bat, let's cut to the core of this one.
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Should you ship where you eat? And sorry for our
born again let steners, I mean the born again listeners.
Are you picked a weird podcast topic? I don't think
you should. I think it's such a complex thing to
date a coworker. But I also I was thinking about
this last night, and it's like there are some industries
where it feels like a secondhand nature, like I don't
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know many people who have worked in a restaurant and
not like I had a thing where there's like some
weird incestuous like everyone's fucking everyone. It seems like asking
for trouble for something that could be so easily done
anywhere else. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I feel like comedians
often date other comedians. That's kind of like shooting where
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you eat a little bit, isn't it. Yeah, And I
I have not dated any other comedians, which is not
like a purposeful thing as much as is just like
like complete happenstance. But I feel like every one of
my friends that has dated in the comedy community, it
feels like they have an anxiety about running into other
comedians they've dated, or feel like they will be like, oh,
I'm going to a party tonight. I know I'm going
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to run into a bunch of people I've dated, And
I'm just like, it feels like such a stressful thing.
And I'm sure it's like when it works out, it's
probably worth it, but it's just it's also like, comedy
is not a workplace, you know. It's not a thing
where you're like you're gonna have to see this person everywhere,
like every day, four hours a day. I mean, would
you say up that kind of is like, I mean,
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that's got to be kind of weird doing stand up
in front of like an X or something and they're
like praying that you that you just eat ship yeah,
or that you don't tell a joke about them, oh yeah, true, yeah,
yeah yeah. That would be kind of horrifying, unless the
joke is really good and then you're like, all right,
I'm taking credit for this one. But I do feel
like it's it's like it's a job, so it's like
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you got to think about it as a job and
like all the things you don't want to do at
a job, but it's also like one of the money
only there are so there are a lot of like
creative professions like acting and art and stand up where
it's just you're not gonna necessarily be with the people
that are in your field all the time, and so
you feel like a less of a less of a
risk to like date a person who also works in
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the industry. But if it's something that you're like, I
think it's more like you can date like another comedian.
But if you're like in a sketch group, it's like,
probably don't date within the sketcher. I don't know. It
feels like asking for trouble or some really great sketches,
some great, very tense sketches that clearly we'll have a
romantic undercurrent that everyone's like, I don't know if this
is your in the doctor's office while y'all mad at
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each other. I I hooked up with a coworker one time.
It wasn't even in the same like part of the
office is me. It was a big company, so she
worked for some some other part and it was just
like a we went to we went to a company party.
You know, probably not the most responsible thing to do,
um to pick up a co work. I mean, I
guess where else would you pick up a coworker? Was about?
But that's when it happens. It's always the company parties. Yeah, yeah,
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which not the definitely not the smartest thing to do.
What do we what we're doing? I think we're making
out on the dance floor or something just in front
of our boss. Is probably not just smart at all.
And then the proceeding two weeks were like so awkward.
I would see here like once, just like every three days,
and we'd be like, hey, do you remember Alright, cool,
I'm gonna head head back to my chair, and then
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we never talked again. I think if you're in a
scenario where you are like, it's a coworker that you
don't have to interact with on a daily basis, maybe
it's not as hard, but it is. It's that kind
of thing where like some people feel like they can
compartmentalize a hook up in a way where it's like,
oh yeah, no, it's just a sexual like transaction almost
and I don't have to think about this weird dynamic
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that we have now, and I'm like, if you can
do that, cool, But I don't think a lot of
people can. So maybe take that into account when you're like, yeah,
I'm just gonna have sex with this person. Yeah, sex
for me always involves falling in love right after you. Yeah,
it's it's just a thing where it's like, well, we
could do that again a few times and maybe I'm like, Okay,
should we get married so we could do this forever.
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Let me get your ring size. It's a six. It's
a six. Um. I feel like Jim and Pam. This
proves all of this. Though. If that's not evidence that
you should absolutely date a coworker someone you see across
the room every single day, then you know, I don't
know what it is. That's right, and that's a documentary,
so you gotta listen to it. It's real. Yeah, they're
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happy and living out in Pennsylvania. Now. I I do
think that, like, uh, the office is definitely like one
of the biggest reasons that I think the work crush
has been so romanticized. But I also think there's a
difference between like having a work crush and like acting
on that work crush. It's so like it's fulfilling to
have a work crush. I think I'm someone who has
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crushes on like the people I meet, So just even
having a crush at work, I'm like, this is great.
I like having this person that I have this rapport
with where I'm like, oh, maybe something. But I also
know in the back of my head it's like, no,
I would not know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little
bit motivating too. It's like you want to make you
want to make jokes and and like do better at
your job so that you can impress them totally. You
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go to work and you're like, I hate this job,
but I like this person. That's so true. That's such
a weird like it made it almost made me excited
to go to the office. Sometimes there wasn't many reasons.
One of the reasons was they had great fruit snacks
always a plus, fantastic trail mix all the time, and
good flavors of Lacroix. The work part of the whole
thing stuck that hated the work, but you know, it's
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like work crushes and good snacks that gets you the office.
Sometimes someone who doesn't like Lacroix working has always been
a pain for me. Okay, hold on, what's the what's
this dude that was jerking off on zoom? Jeffry Tuan?
Who is he was? Because I just saw that he's
trending on Twitter, and I want to know what the
story is. Okay, So, from what I can gather, the
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New Yorker basically had an election uh simulation where they
had different people from the New Yorker come together to
play like different political parties and like types of Democrats
and types of Republicans. And then at one point they
took a recess and he thought that his camera was
offered that he was going on to another zoom, and
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then he got naked. He was like naked and jerking
off and then like joined the zoom again, and everyone
was just sort of like pretending it didn't happen. And
I'm just like, I don't fully understand what all has happened.
But from what I can gather, now people are trying
to be like, oh, man, he just made a mistake
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and he accidentally showed his dick and now everyone's making
fun of him. I feel bad, and other people like
why was he masturbating at that time? Why was that
like That's that's the problem. Right. Wait, wait, did he
did he know that he was still on a work
Zoom call. Well, that's what people are sort of discussing.
Some people are like, well, he thought he was on
a different call, and then some people are like he
thought he knew he was on the call and was
like trying to do it under the like guys of like, oh,
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I thought I was somewhere else. Either way, I'm just
sort of like, why, like even if it was a
work call, or like it wasn't supposed to be a
work call. It's like he thought, all right, I got
ten minutes in between this, I'm going to hop onto
this other zoom and get fully naked and jerk off
real quick. I'm like, there's no there's no scenario in
which I'm like, all right, let's lay off the guy.
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I think it's weird. It's definitely weird. Guys are gross man, Yeah,
we don't know what the tenmids. All right, let's let's
do it. You know, all of us are working on zoom.
This guy, it didn't shoop where he ate. He took
like a giant. You can't diarrhea more on where you're eating,
you know, what I'm saying, he took a ship right
on top of his like TV dinner. This man diarrhead
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over a snack like it's it's something that he didn't
It's it's so crazy to me. But it's also like,
I think it's very different in that it is not
even a question of like this sort of like idea
of sexual consent from two parties that they maybe shouldn't
do because it's a bad thing to do what at work.
This is just sort of a guy being like it
seems like he wanted to get off on the idea
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of doing this thing at work. See, that's what I'm confused. Yeah,
if that's the case, then that's insanely fucked up, right,
that's absolutely like, you know, sexual harassment. Absolutely. But then
also even if it's the other thing of like no, oh,
he thought it was something else that he was doing
in ten minutes, I'm just still just like it's like
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just shut down, shut down all the cameras and everything. Yeah,
zoom is quit at least, yes, go to the bathroom,
go to take a shower. I'm so paranoid about like
zoom and cameras and just even accidentally leaving a thing
up that. I'm like, no, dude, shut everything down, go
into a dark closet where you can't even see yourself,
and then maybe take your shirt off it's face the wall,
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put on blinders. Here's a question. So Kelsey and I
started dating and then we don't really work together, but
we do a lot of ship together, like a lot
of content. Do you feel like, you know, starting a
business where we got like you know Ethan and Eila
from H three H three, you know they like do
a podcast together. Now they have a brand together. It's like,
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do you think marrying someone and then working with them,
do you think that's still shooting where you eat? Or
do you think that's eating and then taking a dump afterwards? Yeah,
I think that's like eating and being like, hey, this
is a pretty good place to take a ship. Huh,
and your wife being like it is a pretty good
place to take a ship. We should open a restaurant
where people ship while they eat. Um. I It always
feels like a tricky thing to me, just because I
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always I'm in capable of not thinking about, well, what
happens to that business when or if the relationship is
not going well, or even just like if you are
having an argument with your partner, but you still have
to work. Like it just feels like two separate elements
that can have really weird effects on the other part.
So I'm always just like, I don't know. I don't
feel like I do that, But I also I don't
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I've never dated anyone that is in the same field
as me, so it's never gonna thing I've had to
think about. Yeah, it does feel like I'm the same way.
I can't. I wouldn't stop thinking about what's going to
happen to this business in case anything I don't know happens.
But it also it seems to really work for people.
And I think like when Kelsey and I used a
podcast together, it was it was first of all, really
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easy because I love talking to her, And second of all,
people really like seeing especially in content. It's kind of
content specific, I guess, but people love seeing relationship stuff totally.
It's like the dynamic, you know. And I also think
it's different with content because it's that stuff is so
chemistry driven that it feels like the right person to
make those things with is your partner. Also, just it's
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not the end of the world if you're like, Okay,
we can't do this thing, and like it's content is
the kind of thing where like you can always sort
of find a new way to do those things if
something does go on with the relationship, it's not like,
oh no, this entire like bakery that we started together
has to be shut down. I like these said bakery,
you got big, got it on the brain. I just
made some apple turnovers. I'm like, what would if I
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had a oh yeah, holy hell yeah, I'm I'm going
to the intermediate stages and starting pastries. So is this
because you watch a great British baking show or is
this just because you randomly started baking? Randomly started baking
just before the pandemic. I had a friend who would
come over and make cookies with my roommate all the time.
And then when that's aft, I was like, I would
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really love to make cookies. And then I was just
sort of like, well, what else can I bake? And
it just spiraled. It's a slippery slope, isn't it. Oh yeah,
I make cookies one time and then I was like,
holy funk, I gotta make Viennese worlds now. And so
I bought a piping bag and I did I piped
them all. That was my first like intermediate thing, and
it actually turned out pretty good. I went from cookies
to lemon cakes and then I was like, all right,
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well banana bread. I made cinnamon rolls. Recently after all
of this, I was like, I've never made brownies, and
I made brownies for the first time like a month ago.
I like this podcast about not shipping where you eat,
but we're just talking about eating. Yeah, you said eating.
Now I'm hungry. We'll talk about how you should after
you eat. Um. Are there some industries where maybe we
hope that people shop where they eat, right, Like finance bros.
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You know, let's keep them they can procreate with the
finance girls. Yeah, any sort of industry that's like just
designed to attract people who want power. I'm like, I
hope someone takes you for all your money and you
lose half that power just because you got way too horny.
And now you're like, all right, well, my wife owns
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half of Amazon. Yeah, him and his wife. That was
a messy divorce. Yeah, And like I'm sort of I'm
just kind of like, hey, good for her that she
gets half of that company. But I'm also just sort
of like any person like Bezos. I'm always just like,
you shouldn't have that much money, and even when you
lose half of it, you still have more money than God.
Like it's it's the sort of privilege to have that
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much money that like, if you should where you eat,
it won't affect you. So I'm like, funk up your life.
I don't care ship all over the place exactly. You're
into that me, No, Bezos, He's like, this is what
I'm into. I'm shop where you on purpose, just to
prove to people that I can still be rich while
doing it. You're like, oh, my secret's been exposed. Yeah,
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I was like, how how did you know that? Do
you think antisocial people are more inclined to ship where
they eat, like because they're forced to interact with people
because they're around their co workers all the time. That's
an interesting question. I made a lot of new friends
at my first job out of college, like like a
lot of great friends, because I had no friends in
l A at the time, and and you know, besides Vine,
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it was like the only way that I was meeting
new people, and and I actually like met a lot
of people that I'm genuinely still friends with. But so
I feel like that the same goes with people meeting,
you know, romantic partners, Like that's a good, totally way,
they don't have to use Tinder, right. I feel like
adult friendships are so weird because like, when you're a kid,
it's just because like, well, yeah, we go to school,
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so I guess let's be friends. But when you're an adult,
it's like you either have to find a way to
actively choose to find and make friends, or you just
become friends with the people that like work, and then
it's like, well, if this is my social circle, how
do I date anyone that isn't this group of people?
So I do think maybe people who are by nature
antisocial probably will end up having a thing with a
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co worker or having a thing with like a friend
of a co worker, or having it be like my
romantic life is somehow tied to work because the only
people I know are from work. Yeah, how do you
even meet friends as an adult without without work? Twitter
is how it's been Twitter? Yeah, yeah that's true. Are
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online now? Yeah that's true. Yeah. Yeah, I guess this
year it's like you don't need especially this year. Yeah,
no one's making any new friends Besides, they're doing some
zoom calls maybe with a new friends like us new friends,
new friends, I mean rekindled friendships. Do you think it's
Do you think quitting a job to make a romance
happen can be considered a form of chivalry or is
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that dumb mastery? I like, you can't fire me. I quit,
this is for you, Sandra. I'd be like, that's too
big of a romantic gesture. I think that's a red flag.
You need to chill out so they get dumped too. Yeah,
it's like, whoa, I didn't ask me you've got no job,
and then no, one minute, I quit and I did
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it for you. I don't want this get out of here,
So it's Dumbastery, then absolutely Dumbastery. I don't know. I
don't think, like I would never want to be in
a relationship where I asked someone to do something like
that for me, And I don't think i'd want to
do that for someone unless it was like this job
is awful, I don't need it. There's literally no reason
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for me to stay here, so I'm going to quit,
and as a bonus, now it's better for me to
date you. But like, right, right, not as like the
tipping point of like I'm going to do this for you,
you can do it and then use it. You'd be like,
I did it for you. I didn't. I was actually
gonna quit. But you know, you can throw it in
the face and arguments in the future exactly. She's like,
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what that's right, should I thought you hated that job.
I did, but it was for you. I stayed just
long enough to get a salaried position and then I
quit so I could use it in this one argument.
The pandemic has made couples spend way more time together
than they would normally. Do you think that increased break
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up slash divorce stats will make people think twice about
dumping at work? I I almost worried that, like the
increased like divorce stats and even just sort of like
the weird intensity of pandemic dating or loneliness might result
in an increase in workplace relationships almost just sort of like,
I don't know. I think it's like when someone stays
inside all the time, when they go outside, it feels
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like their skin is more sensitive than the sun. And
it's like, if you go this entire pandemic like not
dating anyone and then you're like finally out and it's
like you go to a workplace and you're just like, oh,
there's a bunch of people I could day. I think
people might be more persuaded to be like I want
to try and lock this down. Let's do it. Yeah. Also,
like workplace relationships this year like can't exist. You guys
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just sneaking off to a private zoom being like crazy,
do you think that's actually happened? At least once? There's
gotta be some some people who have I mean, like,
I mean it's sort of just like starting a relationship
long distance, which I've done twice, but it's like, I
don't know you. You sort of fall for someone based
on either just being like, well, here's how we can communicate,
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and then like it's just a sequence of like word exchanges,
which is all you get now. And I think that
will probably end up in relationships. But that's way more
obvious when you're in person with someone, you know you
can shoot them a gliance or something like that. You
can't really shoot someone like a sexy glance on a
on a group zoom call. Yeah, everyone's gonna that's gonna
think you are you looking at me? Or you looking
(21:29):
at Dave? What's going on? Who's who are you flirting
with right now? Just on mute Jay, John, who are
you winking at? I just wanted to clarify. Oh, there's
that Candice. Okay, cool John. I want to circle back
on that wink. Is there a reason you weren't winking
at me? Yeah? Is it something? It's in my hair?
Zoom work calls are just the worst. Yeah. I know
a lot of people who have to be in them
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for like a show they're working on, and they have
to be in it like all day, and I yeah,
how do how do is that? How like a modern
day writer's room works. So the writer's room I'm in,
I'm very lucky because first of all, they're on New
York times, so we're like on a different schedule. But also, uh,
the schedule that they are working with, they have too
much ship to do during the day. So we just
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will meet in the morning and have like an hour
long call where we're just talking about like sketches and
like just being like, Okay, here are the things we
have to do over the next week, and then we're
just off on our own, not in a zoom room,
and we have assignments and that's how it should be.
But some people, I think, wanted to feel like a
normal writer's room where you're like in the room all
day and working on one thing. And I just feel
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like that's so hard to do. That's really tough. Like
I couldn't be in a room with people for eight
hours looking at them being like, all right, what do
we do for the next page? Just I don't think
virtual meetings will ever be there. You know, people try
to make it like companies now have these giant screens.
You walk into a meeting room and there's like a
constant feed. It feels like you're really there. It's never
the same, No, it's always just you're always gonna go
(22:55):
on Twitter instead of like, pay attention what's happening on
the screen. Yeah, everyone's how to do that, like split
screen things so they can have a zoom room and
then just be like, all right, what's what's on YouTube?
That's That's what I'm doing right now. I'm not watching YouTube,
but I got the you know, the questions up here,
you really should great stuff on there? Wait what did
you say? Damn me? Sorry, I was in the middle
of a video. I was saying you really should be
watching YouTube some great stuff on there. Have you ever
(23:18):
have you ever known someone who's who's f the boss
of theirs, has fricked a boss. I'm trying to think.
I feel like I have, but I I can't really
point to any because that's a whole another level of shooting.
Where you eat, that's like maybe you're not even maybe
you're not. Maybe you're like just trying to get a
better meal, right, Yeah, you're trying to that's compliments to
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the chef. Yeah, exactly. I've known people who have like
hooked up with like people of a higher power status
in a different department of their work, where it's like
that person could affect your job. But I don't think
anyone who's directly OmpT up with their boss, which is
just that's another thing. It's like the power dynamics of
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a work relationship sometimes are a thing that like is
the only thing that you can think about, what the relationship.
And it's like you really can't date someone who is
at a higher or lower power level than you because
that's sucked up in so many ways and will often
end in a lawsuit. Oh yeah, if not a lawsuit,
just like fear paranoia about your career, just like so
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many different things where it's like it was it worth it? Yeah?
I feel like the phrase ship where you eat is
also just weird in general. It's like, what is that
where people shooting? Like it's the idea you'll get pooped
in the food. I guess, so where people shooting while eating?
I think the idea is that it's gonna make eating
bad because you'll have to smell the ship. But it's like,
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where does that come from? Where people doing that? At
one point? I maybe maybe it's like I don't know,
maybe it's like when you sit in the back of
a plane right next to the toilet and it's like, hey,
you don't want that seat, it's too close, you're gonna smell,
And someone's like, oh, finds me of when I was
dating my boss. It also it's just such a weird
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thing to me to make the analogy for like a
sexual relationship. It's like shitting. It's like, are your relationships
really bad? What's going on here? Why did why do
you give it? Like ship? It's like rappers rapping about
ship all the time. You know, you ever see how
many rap references there are, Like farting in poops and ship,
but it's always in references like something good. It's like,
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yeah I do do on you. I'm like what yeah, Yeah,
yeah I'm the ship because I'll be farting all the time.
You're like, what you can do? Drafts man? You you
can rewrite this stuff. You don't have to go straight
to tape. You're not one dude, and like try it again. Yeah,
there's an engineer just like can we can we do?
It's like, nah, let's go. You're you said you're farting
on them. That's right, that's hard. That's a line in
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every track on this album. Alright, everyone, we're gonna take
a quick break. When we get back, me and Demi
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it's always fun to throw a vibrator into the mix.
You know what. I haven't done that, and I'm I'm
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Don't ship where you eat, but feel free to defecate
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where you dine. If your intentions are pure and the
feelings are mutual, you should absolutely take a healthy crap
at your workplace. But if you're in pursuit of a
fling or a one night stand that sounds like a
runny dump, you should take out a bar. Remember, both
wipe jobs and workplace encounters shouldn't be one and dones.
That's pretty good. I love the I love calling it
a wipe job, throwing that in the end there, which
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seals the deal from me perfect. I feel like it's
noble to pursue, you know, a work crush if there's
something actually real there, and if you do it in
a in a real responsible way where maybe you talk
to your boss or you do whatever the company's policy is.
It's the difference between shipping at a Red Robbins and
shifting at like a you know, a Morton's bathrooms and
(29:05):
the Morns are nice. That's right, you go to the
Mortons to ship? Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I think I agree.
I think it's sort of like the shipping where you eat.
Seems like the reason it's shitting is because it's something
that you're like, well, I just it's not something that
you are thinking of in a serious context, or something
that you're thinking of past, just being like, I think
it would be great to hook up with this person,
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but if you, like, I feel like there's a vested
interest there, like a romantic future, and it's like possible
to do without having any serious repercussions on like your
job or your career or their job or career, like
anything where you're like this could be bad for someone involved,
then I am not opposed to it. I am neither.
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I feel like the the friend in a movie who's
just been like, I don't know about that, but it's
like it'll either work out or it won't. That's all relationships.
And I think you might as well try your best
by quitting the job for the person exactly. That's how
you started, before they before you even tell them you're interested.
Just like, so I quit the job, and the reason
I did that it's because I actually secretly love you.
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And what do you think, what's the worst advice you've
ever received? Personally? I feel like any advice that anyone
gives me where it's like, oh girls love X, I'm
always like, well, not every girl loves this one. It's
always such a weird thing to just make like a
blanket advice where it's like, here's what you do. It's like,
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you don't know who I'm talking about. It's like, correct,
here's what you should do, as if it's always gonna work.
You know, there's a formula, dude. Yeah, okay, it's math. Yeah,
nagging and all that stuff. You know you read the
game right, there's a Forvorite book. I was talking about
that with someone else recently. I remember like being on
the pickup artist subreadhit and reading those threats. Oh my god,
(30:52):
holy fuck. And there was a part of it. At
the time, I was probably twenty two or whatever. I
just moved to California, didn't have any friends at all,
so I was just like in an apartment by myself,
and a little part of my brain was like, should
I just go try this and just see if it works?
Oh God, I kind of wish you had if only
to have this like big, like come to Jesus moment
of like I can never do anything like that ever again. Yeah, exactly.
(31:15):
I'm never wearing a fedora and lip piercing ever. And
then I'm gonna treat women well, have you ever seen
a photo of that guy mystery, the like famous pickup artist. Yeah. Yeah,
I remember the first time I saw a photo of him.
I was like, who sees this photo and goes all right, yeah,
I'm gonna do what he does? Or who sees this
photo and it's like I love this style. Yeah, it's
like I'm going to become him because he would go
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to like clubs, you know, Like, I don't think anyone
at a club is looking for Johnny Depp in the
Willy Wonka reboot exactly, or like Chris Angel or something. Yeah,
but maybe they are. We don't know, it's true. Maybe
that's specifically who they're going there for. I I've never
I don't know. Okay, how would you feel about a
lightning round? I'm going to name two people of note,
(32:00):
and you have to tell me who you'd rather take
advice from. In this scenario, you have to take advice
from one of them and explain to me why you're
choosing one over the other. Cool. I love this. Let's go. Okay,
Laura Lie or Rory Gilmour. Oh, I'm gonna say Laura
Li because Rory doesn't know what she's doing, but she
pretends like she does. Okay, yeah, I know this is
the lightning Ground, but I just want to you watch
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the whole thing and then you went on after. Wasn't
there like, um, they they been brought back. They brought
back the show for like four special episodes and we
had a cameo in them. Did you really? Yeah? That's amazing. Yeah,
I had no idea. That's so. Is it on Netflix? Wow,
that's fucking awesome. It feels like a whole life ago
(32:42):
for me because I'm like, that was, yeah, that was
like five years ago. I don't okay, James Gordon or
bust of for Jones, Oh god, uh Cordon, because I
couldn't listen to bust for him take anything he's saying. Seriously,
I just be like, man, you just I just watched
to Eat Fish out of a trash can. I'm not
listening to you, okay. Jim and Pam or Tim and Don?
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Who are Tim and Don? I have no idea. I'm
gonna go Tim and Don because I just don't trust
I don't trust Jim and Pam. One bit earth Wind
and Fire or thirty seconds to marsh earth Wind and Fire.
I know I can't take advice from Jared Letto, he's crazy.
It's against the closest thing I have to a religion,
which is just the one page in a book that says,
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don't take advice from Jared Letto. He remember like at
the start of the lockdown or something like that, he
was like in the desert and he tweeted like three
days later like damn, just got back from the desert,
like you know, was off the grid for a while,
like and the whole what's happening? Yeah, if everyone is
like you're an assid, Yeah, that guy sucks alright. The
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inventor of the autonomous car or the ocean spray Fleetwood
mac guy dog Face four tent I think is his name, right, Yeah,
I'm taking advice from dog Face. He knows how to live.
The car guy. I don't. I don't like his work. Um,
I feel like that video of the ocean spray Fleetwood
(34:11):
Mac guy gives people the same feeling as You're September
twenty one videos, and his is so much more freeing.
I mean it's not. Yeah, I mean yours. When you
watch yours, you're like, holy funk, is an actual like
you've gotta choreograph everything? Yeah, And he doesn't have to
do it every year. So is it more of like
a does it plague you now? Like is it something
(34:31):
that you yeah, yeah, because because you've gotta best yourself
every year, right, And it's this thing where like just
starting in like even May of whatever year, people are
just like, hey, we're almost there. I'm like, I can't
have this be what everyone's doing just like looking at me.
I feel like coming up. It feels like there are
(34:52):
times where I walk down the street and someone will
mention the September thing to me and not like say
higher or anything, just like like in the way that
I think people used to yell, like Rick James it's
at Chapelle. I'm just like, what, I can't live life,
just wondering if this is gonna happen at any moment.
But they go, hey, Danny, do you remember I'm walking
my dog man. It's gotta be with the you know,
(35:12):
Billy Ray Armstrong feels about the October ending, Oh yeah,
or Billy Joe Armstrong. Billy Joe arms You're confusing Billy
Ray Cyrus and Billy Joe Armstrong. Or maybe I'm just
thinking about like a hybrid of this. Yeah, that'd be
pretty cool. It would be let's get to work on that, scientists.
I feel bad for the for Billy though, because I
think that song is about his dad dying. So everyone
(35:33):
it's like literally that one day, Twitter is just on
fire with jokes about his dad dying. Not good. Yeah, alright,
sorry to bring the mood down there. Charles, Charles Darwin
or Charles Barkley Barkley Darlin can't dunk for ship o
nice Tony one Savage or a forever twenty one cashier Savage? Why? Uh?
(35:58):
I just think he give me crazier pieces of advice.
So I just love to hear what he's gonna say
in any given scenario. That's true. He also is like
he's like he's kind of like a really really good person.
He does like a ton of charity work. Oh sick.
I feel like any advice he'd have would be legitimately
great advice, fantastic And if forever twenty one employee, how
(36:21):
many how much charity work are you doing? Charles exactly,
Clive Owen or Candice Owens Clive, I'm not Clive, Yeah,
Demi Moore, Demi Lovato or yourself in a mirror, I'm
not taking advice from myself. I'll funk that up. I
will take advice from Demi Moore. Because she's dated Ashton
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Kutcher and Bruce Willis. I think she's gone through hell.
She dated Bruce Willis. Oh yeah, I think she's a
kid with I'm not I feel like they're might I'm
like my crossing wires here. No, no, no, you might
be right. And I think I'm confus is because she
she's older, and that it was weird when she dated
Ashton Kutcher because the age difference was super yeah right, yeah, no,
(37:07):
they were married for twelve years. Okay, yeah, yeah, right,
right right. And Ashton Kutcher is just like Mr Tech
investor guy. Now, oh yeah, he did it the right
where where he's just gonna be like, I'm just gonna disappear,
do some good ship and then also make a lot
of money, but quietly. Yeah yeah, it's not really that
quiet though. I see him in an ad for acorns
like all the fucking time. Now, oh then he's just
(37:27):
out of my view. Maybe you're just not on Ashton Kutcher. TikTok.
I guess not. He's got he's got the customed settings
to make sure that I don't see his ads ever.
I respect he's got you blocked. Yeah, why not? Justin
Bieber has me blocked? And I still don't know why.
Oh that's there's got to be a story there. You
should do an investigative podcast just to figure that out.
Do you think so? I I wrote a song called
(37:47):
why did Justin Bieber Block Me? And I want to
I want to release that and then hopefully maybe that'll
get his attention. Yeah. I think if you you got
to release the song, like just after he's released a song,
beat him on the Billboard charts, and then you got
the answer. I think it's because I I don't know
something about Leila Ponds as manager wanting to fight me,
(38:08):
and he's friends with her. I think that's why. But
it's still very weird. Are you blocked by anyone weird
or anyone's super famous or are you blocked by anyone?
I feel like you're pretty universally loved one, and I'm
blocked by many a person, and I relish it every time.
I know that Alec Baldwin has me blocked. I can't
figure out why, and I'm kind of fine with it.
(38:28):
I'm just like, yeah, sure, that's a random one. Yeah.
I I even just searched, like to see if I
even tweeted anything that like involved Alec Baldwin and I
had like one joke but I didn't tag him in it.
So I'm like, is Alec Baldwin name searching? Being like
I don't like that joke? You're gone, Wow, you think
he really does that? Maybe he seems like the kind
of guy that would Yeah, I I do you do
(38:49):
you do whatever? Name search? Yeah? Only because I have
my mentions to uh like people, I follow mentions only,
So it's like sometimes I'll be like, well, what are
I don't want it to be like I just I'm
not reading anything anyone says, so we'll just search at
electro Lemon and then in that sometimes I'll see like
something someone didn't tag me in. But I'm never like yeah,
(39:10):
I'm always just like I don't if someone ship talking
to me, I'm like, okay, yeah, go for it. Yeah yeah,
I'm becoming more like that too. That's healthier, right, Oh yeah.
Life is a lot better when you just sort of
go like, well, they have plenty of reasons to not
like me, and then just sort of move on. That's
that's great advice. It's not even necessarily being like, uh oh,
they're right, I'm a piece of ship. But it's like
(39:32):
they're like thinking my hair, my hair does fucking suck.
You're right, you're right, I'm gonna cut it all. But
it's just sort of like I think with anyone, like,
think of the most random people that you are, just
like I don't like that guy, and then just be
like it's like you wouldn't tweet about it, but someone
who like might have to see you a million times
and it's just like I don't like that Guy's like, fine,
(39:53):
I'm gonna say it's my twelve followers. I don't like
that guy. And it's like, all right, cool, go for it. Yeah,
that's totally fair. I think that's great advice. What's the
worst advice you've ever given? I think I'm very impulsive
sometimes where people be like should I get this thing?
And I always encourage people like, yeah, let's do it,
you should do it. Do it, it's gonna make you happy.
(40:13):
And then like, all right, I bought this two thousand
dollar white couch. It's dirty as funk now, And I'm like, OK,
so you told him when to get a white couch.
I didn't do that specifically, but I have told a
lot of people to buy bigger TVs and the pandemic.
Why just because theaters are gone and everyone, I'm like,
everyone's at home, you're just gonna be like watching it
all the time. Why not just get a very good TV?
(40:35):
And I have one friend who just like doesn't watch
TV that often, but bought a big TV. And now
it's just like I think she's like, I feel like
I have to watch more things to justify this big purchase.
And I'm like, so it was good advice then, because
you want her to watch more stuff. That's true. I
wanted to watch more things and do less of everything
else she has to do so that she can stream Avatar.
(40:56):
So I think it was great advice. Actually, Howard, how
are the drive in movies? I think I'm going to
one tonight. There it's a mixed bag. I really enjoy it.
I think it's nice to feel like you're in a
community of people again. But then it's also like you're
watching something in an area where it's like not fully
dark enough that you can see the screen as good
(41:17):
as you could in the theater, and it's like coming
through your car stereo. So you're like, this isn't the best.
Wait what because basically to to hear the screen, you
have to turn your radio to specific frequency. Oh got you?
I thought you sat outside the car on like oh,
(41:38):
but then you have to play it outside of your windows. Anyways. Yeah,
well you can sit outside your car. I bought like
a little radio and we'll just like plug in headphones
and sit on the go to my car, which is nice.
The one thing that I will say is just like
objectively better in a drive in is that there are
points at which people will just honk their horns for
moments in the movie. And it's always funny every single
(41:58):
time because it's like there's no like scale of like
this honk means yea or this honk means boo. It's
just a honk. So there will be a moment in
like a movie where someone says like a famous catchphrase
and I was like, Hong Kong ho, Hong Kong Kong
hot hot. It's like it makes me, are you booing?
There was one movie I saw where there was like
(42:19):
a very like I just I went to see Evil
Dead and there's like a controversial scene with like a
tree raping a woman. And there was just one guy
who went honk in the back and I was like,
what is that for? Are you like this rules or
are you going I hate this? Don't do this because
I'm like, it's just a honk and it sounds funny.
So I'm just like, God, what an awful what an
(42:39):
awful thing to hank it's funny. It's such a it's
it's pretty neutral, sound like in terms of it could
be very positive, it could be very negative. So it
just cancels out and it's just Yeah, it's just like
selling it. It's like yelling I'm watching this in the
middle of a theater. It's so weird. So do you
think people would like me to lay on the horn
for a long period of time? I think so show
(43:00):
your approval, yes, or just show my dominance over the audience.
That's a big part of it. You gotta let people
it's like going to prison. The very very minute you
get there, you gotta honk the horn as loud as
you can to let people know you're the big dog. Yeah.
Should I be flipping people off like other cars, because
that's cool when you're parked besides beside cars as well.
You do it on the highway, that's dope. But you
(43:23):
can also do it to someone who's just right beside
you parked. Yeah, why not do it to everyone? Michael,
to my roommate in a bit, Hey, I'm watching this
movie better than you are. Hey, how you been? Man? Well,
that's gonna do it for this episode. Um. I want
to thank demn me for being here. I appreciate it.
I feel like we solved another one and I couldn't
have done it without you. Hell yeah, happy to be here.
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Pop a couple of love laxatives and go to town
at work. If cubid arrow strikes you in your cubicle,
but if the relationship runs its course, then how about
letting them down gently with a nice courtesy flush. What
do you think of that? Love it love, a wipe job, love,
a courtesy flush? All in reference to healthy or unhealthy relationships, right,
(44:05):
a thing that people desire exactly? Um? Is there anything
you want to plug? Check out the Amber ruff and
show on Peacock. It's free. Um follow me at electro
Lennon on Twitter and Instagram. Awesome, thank you man, I
appreciate it. Thank you all right, I'll see you again
in five years. I'll mark the calendar right now. Amen,
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all the time. You don't have to go straight to tape.
You're not one dude, and like try it again. Yeah,
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there's an engineer just like can we can we do?
It's like, nah, let's go. You said you're farting on them.
That's right, that's hard. That's a line in every track
on this album. Amen, you have a trouble with life one,
let me give you some of funny. Hey, what's up.
I'm Cody co and welcome to the Pleasure is Ours,
(01:25):
the podcast in which we examine some of the worst
advice people hear their whole lives and try to make
it better. They say, don't ship where you eat. And
I'm sure anyone that's had to drop a desperation deuce
that David Busters can get behind that sentiment. I've been
there plenty of times. Anyway, this episode is about whether
or not you should date a coworker. To discuss this
phrase with me, I'm joined today by a hilarious comedian
(01:46):
slash writer you know him from the podcast Gilmour Guys
and Pump Up the Jam, as well as the Late
Late Show with James Cordon, The Good Place and the
Amber Rough and showed a name just a few and
oh yeah. The ringer named him the funniest person on
the Internet, and I disagree. I'm talking, of course, about
my friend Demi. Did you eBay a k A electro Lemon.
Welcome to the show, Demi. It's been a while. Hey, dude,
(02:08):
how's it going. I'm good? How are you? I'm all right.
When's the last time we even saw each other. It's
gotta be like five years ago, Like I, yeah, are
we even friends anymore? Yeah? I see, I haven't seen
all my friends in five years. Yeah, that's true. I
like you loved him to the zoom and I was like,
long hair, huh. Yeah, this is a new thing. I'm trying.
(02:30):
I think it looks great. You you you're the only one.
Thank you for saying it so far, You're the only one.
Everyone else online seems to just constantly make fun of
me all the time, and it's really hurting my self esteem.
So it's it's I'm very grateful that you said something
nice about it. They're all just nagging you. Yeah, trying
to get my pants. You look great, though, Thank you.
How's everything been treating you how. I mean, as far
(02:51):
as is concerned, It's all right. I feel like I've
been keeping myself busy. I feel earlier in this I
was just like, great, I'm just gonna watch movies until
this is all over. And then it was like, okay,
well it's gonna be over in a year or so,
and I was like, okay, I need new things to do,
and so I just have been like baking and painting
and trying to work again. Now. So I'm I'm busy.
(03:13):
That's good. What you bake? Yeah, same, I'm baking up
a damn storm the same, dude. Yeah, It's it's like
my new I love it. Yeah, it's such a weirdly
you wouldn't think it's creative, but I mean I guess
you would. But even following a recipe for some reason,
feels more creative than other things to me. Yeah. I
I just like it as a thing that I can do,
(03:34):
where it's like this is a task that I will
complete in a set amount of time, and then it
can be like I can give this to a friend
and it's just like checks off so many boxes for me.
It's it's so true and you can reap the rewards
for like a week. Yeah, if you don't, if you
don't give it to someone, I mean if you even
if you do, then you're like kind of like, well
you owe me now, you know exactly. Listen right off
the bat, let's cut to the core of this one.
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Should you ship where you eat? And sorry for our
born again let steners, I mean the born again listeners.
Are you picked a weird podcast topic? I don't think
you should. I think it's such a complex thing to
date a coworker. But I also I was thinking about
this last night, and it's like there are some industries
where it feels like a secondhand nature, like I don't
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know many people who have worked in a restaurant and
not like I had a thing where there's like some
weird incestuous like everyone's fucking everyone. It seems like asking
for trouble for something that could be so easily done
anywhere else. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I feel like comedians
often date other comedians. That's kind of like shooting where
(04:38):
you eat a little bit, isn't it. Yeah, And I
I have not dated any other comedians, which is not
like a purposeful thing as much as is just like
like complete happenstance. But I feel like every one of
my friends that has dated in the comedy community, it
feels like they have an anxiety about running into other
comedians they've dated, or feel like they will be like, oh,
I'm going to a party tonight. I know I'm going
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to run into a bunch of people I've dated, And
I'm just like, it feels like such a stressful thing.
And I'm sure it's like when it works out, it's
probably worth it, but it's just it's also like, comedy
is not a workplace, you know. It's not a thing
where you're like you're gonna have to see this person everywhere,
like every day, four hours a day. I mean, would
you say up that kind of is like, I mean,
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that's got to be kind of weird doing stand up
in front of like an X or something and they're
like praying that you that you just eat ship yeah,
or that you don't tell a joke about them, oh yeah, true, yeah,
yeah yeah. That would be kind of horrifying, unless the
joke is really good and then you're like, all right,
I'm taking credit for this one. But I do feel
like it's it's like it's a job, so it's like
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you got to think about it as a job and
like all the things you don't want to do at
a job, but it's also like one of the money
only there are so there are a lot of like
creative professions like acting and art and stand up where
it's just you're not gonna necessarily be with the people
that are in your field all the time, and so
you feel like a less of a less of a
risk to like date a person who also works in
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the industry. But if it's something that you're like, I
think it's more like you can date like another comedian.
But if you're like in a sketch group, it's like,
probably don't date within the sketcher. I don't know. It
feels like asking for trouble or some really great sketches,
some great, very tense sketches that clearly we'll have a
romantic undercurrent that everyone's like, I don't know if this
is your in the doctor's office while y'all mad at
(06:26):
each other. I I hooked up with a coworker one time.
It wasn't even in the same like part of the
office is me. It was a big company, so she
worked for some some other part and it was just
like a we went to we went to a company party.
You know, probably not the most responsible thing to do,
um to pick up a co work. I mean, I
guess where else would you pick up a coworker? Was about?
But that's when it happens. It's always the company parties. Yeah, yeah,
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which not the definitely not the smartest thing to do.
What do we what we're doing? I think we're making
out on the dance floor or something just in front
of our boss. Is probably not just smart at all.
And then the proceeding two weeks were like so awkward.
I would see here like once, just like every three days,
and we'd be like, hey, do you remember Alright, cool,
I'm gonna head head back to my chair, and then
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we never talked again. I think if you're in a
scenario where you are like, it's a coworker that you
don't have to interact with on a daily basis, maybe
it's not as hard, but it is. It's that kind
of thing where like some people feel like they can
compartmentalize a hook up in a way where it's like,
oh yeah, no, it's just a sexual like transaction almost
and I don't have to think about this weird dynamic
(07:32):
that we have now, and I'm like, if you can
do that, cool, But I don't think a lot of
people can. So maybe take that into account when you're like, yeah,
I'm just gonna have sex with this person. Yeah, sex
for me always involves falling in love right after you. Yeah,
it's it's just a thing where it's like, well, we
could do that again a few times and maybe I'm like, Okay,
should we get married so we could do this forever.
(07:53):
Let me get your ring size. It's a six. It's
a six. Um. I feel like Jim and Pam. This
proves all of this. Though. If that's not evidence that
you should absolutely date a coworker someone you see across
the room every single day, then you know, I don't
know what it is. That's right, and that's a documentary,
so you gotta listen to it. It's real. Yeah, they're
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happy and living out in Pennsylvania. Now. I I do
think that, like, uh, the office is definitely like one
of the biggest reasons that I think the work crush
has been so romanticized. But I also think there's a
difference between like having a work crush and like acting
on that work crush. It's so like it's fulfilling to
have a work crush. I think I'm someone who has
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crushes on like the people I meet, So just even
having a crush at work, I'm like, this is great.
I like having this person that I have this rapport
with where I'm like, oh, maybe something. But I also
know in the back of my head it's like, no,
I would not know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little
bit motivating too. It's like you want to make you
want to make jokes and and like do better at
your job so that you can impress them totally. You
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go to work and you're like, I hate this job,
but I like this person. That's so true. That's such
a weird like it made it almost made me excited
to go to the office. Sometimes there wasn't many reasons.
One of the reasons was they had great fruit snacks
always a plus, fantastic trail mix all the time, and
good flavors of Lacroix. The work part of the whole
thing stuck that hated the work, but you know, it's
(09:17):
like work crushes and good snacks that gets you the office.
Sometimes someone who doesn't like Lacroix working has always been
a pain for me. Okay, hold on, what's the what's
this dude that was jerking off on zoom? Jeffry Tuan?
Who is he was? Because I just saw that he's
trending on Twitter, and I want to know what the
story is. Okay, So, from what I can gather, the
(09:38):
New Yorker basically had an election uh simulation where they
had different people from the New Yorker come together to
play like different political parties and like types of Democrats
and types of Republicans. And then at one point they
took a recess and he thought that his camera was
offered that he was going on to another zoom, and
(09:58):
then he got naked. He was like naked and jerking
off and then like joined the zoom again, and everyone
was just sort of like pretending it didn't happen. And
I'm just like, I don't fully understand what all has happened.
But from what I can gather, now people are trying
to be like, oh, man, he just made a mistake
(10:20):
and he accidentally showed his dick and now everyone's making
fun of him. I feel bad, and other people like
why was he masturbating at that time? Why was that
like That's that's the problem. Right. Wait, wait, did he
did he know that he was still on a work
Zoom call. Well, that's what people are sort of discussing.
Some people are like, well, he thought he was on
a different call, and then some people are like he
thought he knew he was on the call and was
like trying to do it under the like guys of like, oh,
(10:43):
I thought I was somewhere else. Either way, I'm just
sort of like, why, like even if it was a
work call, or like it wasn't supposed to be a
work call. It's like he thought, all right, I got
ten minutes in between this, I'm going to hop onto
this other zoom and get fully naked and jerk off
real quick. I'm like, there's no there's no scenario in
which I'm like, all right, let's lay off the guy.
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I think it's weird. It's definitely weird. Guys are gross man, Yeah,
we don't know what the tenmids. All right, let's let's
do it. You know, all of us are working on zoom.
This guy, it didn't shoop where he ate. He took
like a giant. You can't diarrhea more on where you're eating,
you know, what I'm saying, he took a ship right
on top of his like TV dinner. This man diarrhead
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over a snack like it's it's something that he didn't
It's it's so crazy to me. But it's also like,
I think it's very different in that it is not
even a question of like this sort of like idea
of sexual consent from two parties that they maybe shouldn't
do because it's a bad thing to do what at work.
This is just sort of a guy being like it
seems like he wanted to get off on the idea
(11:45):
of doing this thing at work. See, that's what I'm confused. Yeah,
if that's the case, then that's insanely fucked up, right,
that's absolutely like, you know, sexual harassment. Absolutely. But then
also even if it's the other thing of like no, oh,
he thought it was something else that he was doing
in ten minutes, I'm just still just like it's like
(12:06):
just shut down, shut down all the cameras and everything. Yeah,
zoom is quit at least, yes, go to the bathroom,
go to take a shower. I'm so paranoid about like
zoom and cameras and just even accidentally leaving a thing
up that. I'm like, no, dude, shut everything down, go
into a dark closet where you can't even see yourself,
and then maybe take your shirt off it's face the wall,
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put on blinders. Here's a question. So Kelsey and I
started dating and then we don't really work together, but
we do a lot of ship together, like a lot
of content. Do you feel like, you know, starting a
business where we got like you know Ethan and Eila
from H three H three, you know they like do
a podcast together. Now they have a brand together. It's like,
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do you think marrying someone and then working with them,
do you think that's still shooting where you eat? Or
do you think that's eating and then taking a dump afterwards? Yeah,
I think that's like eating and being like, hey, this
is a pretty good place to take a ship. Huh,
and your wife being like it is a pretty good
place to take a ship. We should open a restaurant
where people ship while they eat. Um. I It always
feels like a tricky thing to me, just because I
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always I'm in capable of not thinking about, well, what
happens to that business when or if the relationship is
not going well, or even just like if you are
having an argument with your partner, but you still have
to work. Like it just feels like two separate elements
that can have really weird effects on the other part.
So I'm always just like, I don't know. I don't
feel like I do that, But I also I don't
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I've never dated anyone that is in the same field
as me, so it's never gonna thing I've had to
think about. Yeah, it does feel like I'm the same way.
I can't. I wouldn't stop thinking about what's going to
happen to this business in case anything I don't know happens.
But it also it seems to really work for people.
And I think like when Kelsey and I used a
podcast together, it was it was first of all, really
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easy because I love talking to her, And second of all,
people really like seeing especially in content. It's kind of
content specific, I guess, but people love seeing relationship stuff totally.
It's like the dynamic, you know. And I also think
it's different with content because it's that stuff is so
chemistry driven that it feels like the right person to
make those things with is your partner. Also, just it's
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not the end of the world if you're like, Okay,
we can't do this thing, and like it's content is
the kind of thing where like you can always sort
of find a new way to do those things if
something does go on with the relationship, it's not like,
oh no, this entire like bakery that we started together
has to be shut down. I like these said bakery,
you got big, got it on the brain. I just
made some apple turnovers. I'm like, what would if I
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had a oh yeah, holy hell yeah, I'm I'm going
to the intermediate stages and starting pastries. So is this
because you watch a great British baking show or is
this just because you randomly started baking? Randomly started baking
just before the pandemic. I had a friend who would
come over and make cookies with my roommate all the time.
And then when that's aft, I was like, I would
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really love to make cookies. And then I was just
sort of like, well, what else can I bake? And
it just spiraled. It's a slippery slope, isn't it. Oh yeah,
I make cookies one time and then I was like,
holy funk, I gotta make Viennese worlds now. And so
I bought a piping bag and I did I piped
them all. That was my first like intermediate thing, and
it actually turned out pretty good. I went from cookies
to lemon cakes and then I was like, all right,
(15:23):
well banana bread. I made cinnamon rolls. Recently after all
of this, I was like, I've never made brownies, and
I made brownies for the first time like a month ago.
I like this podcast about not shipping where you eat,
but we're just talking about eating. Yeah, you said eating.
Now I'm hungry. We'll talk about how you should after
you eat. Um. Are there some industries where maybe we
hope that people shop where they eat, right, Like finance bros.
(15:47):
You know, let's keep them they can procreate with the
finance girls. Yeah, any sort of industry that's like just
designed to attract people who want power. I'm like, I
hope someone takes you for all your money and you
lose half that power just because you got way too horny.
And now you're like, all right, well, my wife owns
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half of Amazon. Yeah, him and his wife. That was
a messy divorce. Yeah, And like I'm sort of I'm
just kind of like, hey, good for her that she
gets half of that company. But I'm also just sort
of like any person like Bezos. I'm always just like,
you shouldn't have that much money, and even when you
lose half of it, you still have more money than God.
Like it's it's the sort of privilege to have that
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much money that like, if you should where you eat,
it won't affect you. So I'm like, funk up your life.
I don't care ship all over the place exactly. You're
into that me, No, Bezos, He's like, this is what
I'm into. I'm shop where you on purpose, just to
prove to people that I can still be rich while
doing it. You're like, oh, my secret's been exposed. Yeah,
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I was like, how how did you know that? Do
you think antisocial people are more inclined to ship where
they eat, like because they're forced to interact with people
because they're around their co workers all the time. That's
an interesting question. I made a lot of new friends
at my first job out of college, like like a
lot of great friends, because I had no friends in
l A at the time, and and you know, besides Vine,
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it was like the only way that I was meeting
new people, and and I actually like met a lot
of people that I'm genuinely still friends with. But so
I feel like that the same goes with people meeting,
you know, romantic partners, Like that's a good, totally way,
they don't have to use Tinder, right. I feel like
adult friendships are so weird because like, when you're a kid,
it's just because like, well, yeah, we go to school,
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so I guess let's be friends. But when you're an adult,
it's like you either have to find a way to
actively choose to find and make friends, or you just
become friends with the people that like work, and then
it's like, well, if this is my social circle, how
do I date anyone that isn't this group of people?
So I do think maybe people who are by nature
antisocial probably will end up having a thing with a
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co worker or having a thing with like a friend
of a co worker, or having it be like my
romantic life is somehow tied to work because the only
people I know are from work. Yeah, how do you
even meet friends as an adult without without work? Twitter
is how it's been Twitter? Yeah, yeah that's true. Are
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online now? Yeah that's true. Yeah. Yeah, I guess this
year it's like you don't need especially this year. Yeah,
no one's making any new friends Besides, they're doing some
zoom calls maybe with a new friends like us new friends,
new friends, I mean rekindled friendships. Do you think it's
Do you think quitting a job to make a romance
happen can be considered a form of chivalry or is
(18:37):
that dumb mastery? I like, you can't fire me. I quit,
this is for you, Sandra. I'd be like, that's too
big of a romantic gesture. I think that's a red flag.
You need to chill out so they get dumped too. Yeah,
it's like, whoa, I didn't ask me you've got no job,
and then no, one minute, I quit and I did
(18:58):
it for you. I don't want this get out of here,
So it's Dumbastery, then absolutely Dumbastery. I don't know. I
don't think, like I would never want to be in
a relationship where I asked someone to do something like
that for me, And I don't think i'd want to
do that for someone unless it was like this job
is awful, I don't need it. There's literally no reason
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for me to stay here, so I'm going to quit,
and as a bonus, now it's better for me to
date you. But like, right, right, not as like the
tipping point of like I'm going to do this for you,
you can do it and then use it. You'd be like,
I did it for you. I didn't. I was actually
gonna quit. But you know, you can throw it in
the face and arguments in the future exactly. She's like,
(19:40):
what that's right, should I thought you hated that job.
I did, but it was for you. I stayed just
long enough to get a salaried position and then I
quit so I could use it in this one argument.
The pandemic has made couples spend way more time together
than they would normally. Do you think that increased break
(20:00):
up slash divorce stats will make people think twice about
dumping at work? I I almost worried that, like the
increased like divorce stats and even just sort of like
the weird intensity of pandemic dating or loneliness might result
in an increase in workplace relationships almost just sort of like,
I don't know. I think it's like when someone stays
inside all the time, when they go outside, it feels
(20:23):
like their skin is more sensitive than the sun. And
it's like, if you go this entire pandemic like not
dating anyone and then you're like finally out and it's
like you go to a workplace and you're just like, oh,
there's a bunch of people I could day. I think
people might be more persuaded to be like I want
to try and lock this down. Let's do it. Yeah. Also,
like workplace relationships this year like can't exist. You guys
(20:45):
just sneaking off to a private zoom being like crazy,
do you think that's actually happened? At least once? There's
gotta be some some people who have I mean, like,
I mean it's sort of just like starting a relationship
long distance, which I've done twice, but it's like, I
don't know you. You sort of fall for someone based
on either just being like, well, here's how we can communicate,
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and then like it's just a sequence of like word exchanges,
which is all you get now. And I think that
will probably end up in relationships. But that's way more
obvious when you're in person with someone, you know you
can shoot them a gliance or something like that. You
can't really shoot someone like a sexy glance on a
on a group zoom call. Yeah, everyone's gonna that's gonna
think you are you looking at me? Or you looking
(21:29):
at Dave? What's going on? Who's who are you flirting
with right now? Just on mute Jay, John, who are
you winking at? I just wanted to clarify. Oh, there's
that Candice. Okay, cool John. I want to circle back
on that wink. Is there a reason you weren't winking
at me? Yeah? Is it something? It's in my hair?
Zoom work calls are just the worst. Yeah. I know
a lot of people who have to be in them
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for like a show they're working on, and they have
to be in it like all day, and I yeah,
how do how do is that? How like a modern
day writer's room works. So the writer's room I'm in,
I'm very lucky because first of all, they're on New
York times, so we're like on a different schedule. But also, uh,
the schedule that they are working with, they have too
much ship to do during the day. So we just
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will meet in the morning and have like an hour
long call where we're just talking about like sketches and
like just being like, Okay, here are the things we
have to do over the next week, and then we're
just off on our own, not in a zoom room,
and we have assignments and that's how it should be.
But some people, I think, wanted to feel like a
normal writer's room where you're like in the room all
day and working on one thing. And I just feel
(22:33):
like that's so hard to do. That's really tough. Like
I couldn't be in a room with people for eight
hours looking at them being like, all right, what do
we do for the next page? Just I don't think
virtual meetings will ever be there. You know, people try
to make it like companies now have these giant screens.
You walk into a meeting room and there's like a
constant feed. It feels like you're really there. It's never
the same, No, it's always just you're always gonna go
(22:55):
on Twitter instead of like, pay attention what's happening on
the screen. Yeah, everyone's how to do that, like split
screen things so they can have a zoom room and
then just be like, all right, what's what's on YouTube?
That's That's what I'm doing right now. I'm not watching YouTube,
but I got the you know, the questions up here,
you really should great stuff on there? Wait what did
you say? Damn me? Sorry, I was in the middle
of a video. I was saying you really should be
watching YouTube some great stuff on there. Have you ever
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have you ever known someone who's who's f the boss
of theirs, has fricked a boss. I'm trying to think.
I feel like I have, but I I can't really
point to any because that's a whole another level of shooting.
Where you eat, that's like maybe you're not even maybe
you're not. Maybe you're like just trying to get a
better meal, right, Yeah, you're trying to that's compliments to
(23:39):
the chef. Yeah, exactly. I've known people who have like
hooked up with like people of a higher power status
in a different department of their work, where it's like
that person could affect your job. But I don't think
anyone who's directly OmpT up with their boss, which is
just that's another thing. It's like the power dynamics of
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a work relationship sometimes are a thing that like is
the only thing that you can think about, what the relationship.
And it's like you really can't date someone who is
at a higher or lower power level than you because
that's sucked up in so many ways and will often
end in a lawsuit. Oh yeah, if not a lawsuit,
just like fear paranoia about your career, just like so
(24:24):
many different things where it's like it was it worth it? Yeah?
I feel like the phrase ship where you eat is
also just weird in general. It's like, what is that
where people shooting? Like it's the idea you'll get pooped
in the food. I guess, so where people shooting while eating?
I think the idea is that it's gonna make eating
bad because you'll have to smell the ship. But it's like,
(24:45):
where does that come from? Where people doing that? At
one point? I maybe maybe it's like I don't know,
maybe it's like when you sit in the back of
a plane right next to the toilet and it's like, hey,
you don't want that seat, it's too close, you're gonna smell,
And someone's like, oh, finds me of when I was
dating my boss. It also it's just such a weird
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thing to me to make the analogy for like a
sexual relationship. It's like shitting. It's like, are your relationships
really bad? What's going on here? Why did why do
you give it? Like ship? It's like rappers rapping about
ship all the time. You know, you ever see how
many rap references there are, Like farting in poops and ship,
but it's always in references like something good. It's like,
(25:26):
yeah I do do on you. I'm like what yeah, Yeah,
yeah I'm the ship because I'll be farting all the time.
You're like, what you can do? Drafts man? You you
can rewrite this stuff. You don't have to go straight
to tape. You're not one dude, and like try it again. Yeah,
there's an engineer just like can we can we do?
It's like, nah, let's go. You're you said you're farting
on them. That's right, that's hard. That's a line in
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every track on this album. Alright, everyone, we're gonna take
a quick break. When we get back, me and Demi
are going to tweak this advice in real time for you.
And by that, I mean we're gonna fix it. So Demi,
let me ask you a question real fast. What do
you think of when you hear the word trojan? Uh,
(26:08):
big old horses going into Greece? And what about when
I say the words trojan brand condoms? I always think
of the word magnum immediately, as if there's nothing else
that's used for. But yeah, I think reliable brand. It's
the Kleenex of condoms. I mean you should think that
because Trojan has been trusted for over a hundred years
with over thirty varieties of condoms to satisfy every fit
(26:30):
and feel. But what if I told you that Trojan
is about pleasure as a whole. Like they make lubes
and vibrators as well. What do you think that I
truly didn't know that they did that. Yes, they call them,
well that they call them vibes. That's what Trojan calls vibrators. Vibes.
It's a vibe hit his vibe. They make ultratouch and
divine that makes solo player for play more exciting. They
(26:53):
make vibrating rings for him and her like tandem and
two in one that create pleasure for both partners. Have
you ever used anything vibrating in the bedroom. Yeah, it's uh,
it's always fun to throw a vibrator into the mix.
You know what. I haven't done that, and I'm I'm
gonna do that. They I'm gonna do it. Do it
and then report fact, tell everyone how it went in
(27:14):
extreme detail. Next mid roll add I'll I'll say how
it went. It's like, don't sit where you eat, but man,
I can tell you what you should be doing where
you eat. Trojan has silicone based lube with their Arouses
and Releases line, and water based lube with their H
two O line. That's science for water. So here's the thing.
They got thirty different varieties of condoms, They got vibes,
(27:35):
and they got lubes and the best part is you
can use them all together for a crazy night. What
do you think of that? I like that. I think
it's nice to have a lot of different things that
you can use to sort of make sex feel different.
I think a lot of people get stuck in just
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Don't ship where you eat, but feel free to defecate
(28:20):
where you dine. If your intentions are pure and the
feelings are mutual, you should absolutely take a healthy crap
at your workplace. But if you're in pursuit of a
fling or a one night stand that sounds like a
runny dump, you should take out a bar. Remember, both
wipe jobs and workplace encounters shouldn't be one and dones.
That's pretty good. I love the I love calling it
a wipe job, throwing that in the end there, which
(28:42):
seals the deal from me perfect. I feel like it's
noble to pursue, you know, a work crush if there's
something actually real there, and if you do it in
a in a real responsible way where maybe you talk
to your boss or you do whatever the company's policy is.
It's the difference between shipping at a Red Robbins and
shifting at like a you know, a Morton's bathrooms and
(29:05):
the Morns are nice. That's right, you go to the
Mortons to ship? Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I think I agree.
I think it's sort of like the shipping where you eat.
Seems like the reason it's shitting is because it's something
that you're like, well, I just it's not something that
you are thinking of in a serious context, or something
that you're thinking of past, just being like, I think
it would be great to hook up with this person,
(29:27):
but if you, like, I feel like there's a vested
interest there, like a romantic future, and it's like possible
to do without having any serious repercussions on like your
job or your career or their job or career, like
anything where you're like this could be bad for someone involved,
then I am not opposed to it. I am neither.
(29:47):
I feel like the the friend in a movie who's
just been like, I don't know about that, but it's
like it'll either work out or it won't. That's all relationships.
And I think you might as well try your best
by quitting the job for the person exactly. That's how
you started, before they before you even tell them you're interested.
Just like, so I quit the job, and the reason
I did that it's because I actually secretly love you.
(30:10):
And what do you think, what's the worst advice you've
ever received? Personally? I feel like any advice that anyone
gives me where it's like, oh girls love X, I'm
always like, well, not every girl loves this one. It's
always such a weird thing to just make like a
blanket advice where it's like, here's what you do. It's like,
(30:31):
you don't know who I'm talking about. It's like, correct,
here's what you should do, as if it's always gonna work.
You know, there's a formula, dude. Yeah, okay, it's math. Yeah,
nagging and all that stuff. You know you read the
game right, there's a Forvorite book. I was talking about
that with someone else recently. I remember like being on
the pickup artist subreadhit and reading those threats. Oh my god,
(30:52):
holy fuck. And there was a part of it. At
the time, I was probably twenty two or whatever. I
just moved to California, didn't have any friends at all,
so I was just like in an apartment by myself,
and a little part of my brain was like, should
I just go try this and just see if it works?
Oh God, I kind of wish you had if only
to have this like big, like come to Jesus moment
of like I can never do anything like that ever again. Yeah, exactly.
(31:15):
I'm never wearing a fedora and lip piercing ever. And
then I'm gonna treat women well, have you ever seen
a photo of that guy mystery, the like famous pickup artist. Yeah. Yeah,
I remember the first time I saw a photo of him.
I was like, who sees this photo and goes all right, yeah,
I'm gonna do what he does? Or who sees this
photo and it's like I love this style. Yeah, it's
like I'm going to become him because he would go
(31:37):
to like clubs, you know, Like, I don't think anyone
at a club is looking for Johnny Depp in the
Willy Wonka reboot exactly, or like Chris Angel or something. Yeah,
but maybe they are. We don't know, it's true. Maybe
that's specifically who they're going there for. I I've never
I don't know. Okay, how would you feel about a
lightning round? I'm going to name two people of note,
(32:00):
and you have to tell me who you'd rather take
advice from. In this scenario, you have to take advice
from one of them and explain to me why you're
choosing one over the other. Cool. I love this. Let's go. Okay,
Laura Lie or Rory Gilmour. Oh, I'm gonna say Laura
Li because Rory doesn't know what she's doing, but she
pretends like she does. Okay, yeah, I know this is
the lightning Ground, but I just want to you watch
(32:21):
the whole thing and then you went on after. Wasn't
there like, um, they they been brought back. They brought
back the show for like four special episodes and we
had a cameo in them. Did you really? Yeah? That's amazing. Yeah,
I had no idea. That's so. Is it on Netflix? Wow,
that's fucking awesome. It feels like a whole life ago
(32:42):
for me because I'm like, that was, yeah, that was
like five years ago. I don't okay, James Gordon or
bust of for Jones, Oh god, uh Cordon, because I
couldn't listen to bust for him take anything he's saying. Seriously,
I just be like, man, you just I just watched
to Eat Fish out of a trash can. I'm not
listening to you, okay. Jim and Pam or Tim and Don?
(33:03):
Who are Tim and Don? I have no idea. I'm
gonna go Tim and Don because I just don't trust
I don't trust Jim and Pam. One bit earth Wind
and Fire or thirty seconds to marsh earth Wind and Fire.
I know I can't take advice from Jared Letto, he's crazy.
It's against the closest thing I have to a religion,
which is just the one page in a book that says,
(33:26):
don't take advice from Jared Letto. He remember like at
the start of the lockdown or something like that, he
was like in the desert and he tweeted like three
days later like damn, just got back from the desert,
like you know, was off the grid for a while,
like and the whole what's happening? Yeah, if everyone is
like you're an assid, Yeah, that guy sucks alright. The
(33:50):
inventor of the autonomous car or the ocean spray Fleetwood
mac guy dog Face four tent I think is his name, right, Yeah,
I'm taking advice from dog Face. He knows how to live.
The car guy. I don't. I don't like his work. Um,
I feel like that video of the ocean spray Fleetwood
(34:11):
Mac guy gives people the same feeling as You're September
twenty one videos, and his is so much more freeing.
I mean it's not. Yeah, I mean yours. When you
watch yours, you're like, holy funk, is an actual like
you've gotta choreograph everything? Yeah, And he doesn't have to
do it every year. So is it more of like
a does it plague you now? Like is it something
(34:31):
that you yeah, yeah, because because you've gotta best yourself
every year, right, And it's this thing where like just
starting in like even May of whatever year, people are
just like, hey, we're almost there. I'm like, I can't
have this be what everyone's doing just like looking at me.
I feel like coming up. It feels like there are
(34:52):
times where I walk down the street and someone will
mention the September thing to me and not like say
higher or anything, just like like in the way that
I think people used to yell, like Rick James it's
at Chapelle. I'm just like, what, I can't live life,
just wondering if this is gonna happen at any moment.
But they go, hey, Danny, do you remember I'm walking
my dog man. It's gotta be with the you know,
(35:12):
Billy Ray Armstrong feels about the October ending, Oh yeah,
or Billy Joe Armstrong. Billy Joe arms You're confusing Billy
Ray Cyrus and Billy Joe Armstrong. Or maybe I'm just
thinking about like a hybrid of this. Yeah, that'd be
pretty cool. It would be let's get to work on that, scientists.
I feel bad for the for Billy though, because I
think that song is about his dad dying. So everyone
(35:33):
it's like literally that one day, Twitter is just on
fire with jokes about his dad dying. Not good. Yeah, alright,
sorry to bring the mood down there. Charles, Charles Darwin
or Charles Barkley Barkley Darlin can't dunk for ship o
nice Tony one Savage or a forever twenty one cashier Savage? Why? Uh?
(35:58):
I just think he give me crazier pieces of advice.
So I just love to hear what he's gonna say
in any given scenario. That's true. He also is like
he's like he's kind of like a really really good person.
He does like a ton of charity work. Oh sick.
I feel like any advice he'd have would be legitimately
great advice, fantastic And if forever twenty one employee, how
(36:21):
many how much charity work are you doing? Charles exactly,
Clive Owen or Candice Owens Clive, I'm not Clive, Yeah,
Demi Moore, Demi Lovato or yourself in a mirror, I'm
not taking advice from myself. I'll funk that up. I
will take advice from Demi Moore. Because she's dated Ashton
(36:44):
Kutcher and Bruce Willis. I think she's gone through hell.
She dated Bruce Willis. Oh yeah, I think she's a
kid with I'm not I feel like they're might I'm
like my crossing wires here. No, no, no, you might
be right. And I think I'm confus is because she
she's older, and that it was weird when she dated
Ashton Kutcher because the age difference was super yeah right, yeah, no,
(37:07):
they were married for twelve years. Okay, yeah, yeah, right,
right right. And Ashton Kutcher is just like Mr Tech
investor guy. Now, oh yeah, he did it the right
where where he's just gonna be like, I'm just gonna disappear,
do some good ship and then also make a lot
of money, but quietly. Yeah yeah, it's not really that
quiet though. I see him in an ad for acorns
like all the fucking time. Now, oh then he's just
(37:27):
out of my view. Maybe you're just not on Ashton Kutcher. TikTok.
I guess not. He's got he's got the customed settings
to make sure that I don't see his ads ever.
I respect he's got you blocked. Yeah, why not? Justin
Bieber has me blocked? And I still don't know why.
Oh that's there's got to be a story there. You
should do an investigative podcast just to figure that out.
Do you think so? I I wrote a song called
(37:47):
why did Justin Bieber Block Me? And I want to
I want to release that and then hopefully maybe that'll
get his attention. Yeah. I think if you you got
to release the song, like just after he's released a song,
beat him on the Billboard charts, and then you got
the answer. I think it's because I I don't know
something about Leila Ponds as manager wanting to fight me,
(38:08):
and he's friends with her. I think that's why. But
it's still very weird. Are you blocked by anyone weird
or anyone's super famous or are you blocked by anyone?
I feel like you're pretty universally loved one, and I'm
blocked by many a person, and I relish it every time.
I know that Alec Baldwin has me blocked. I can't
figure out why, and I'm kind of fine with it.
(38:28):
I'm just like, yeah, sure, that's a random one. Yeah.
I I even just searched, like to see if I
even tweeted anything that like involved Alec Baldwin and I
had like one joke but I didn't tag him in it.
So I'm like, is Alec Baldwin name searching? Being like
I don't like that joke? You're gone, Wow, you think
he really does that? Maybe he seems like the kind
of guy that would Yeah, I I do you do
(38:49):
you do whatever? Name search? Yeah? Only because I have
my mentions to uh like people, I follow mentions only,
So it's like sometimes I'll be like, well, what are
I don't want it to be like I just I'm
not reading anything anyone says, so we'll just search at
electro Lemon and then in that sometimes I'll see like
something someone didn't tag me in. But I'm never like yeah,
(39:10):
I'm always just like I don't if someone ship talking
to me, I'm like, okay, yeah, go for it. Yeah yeah,
I'm becoming more like that too. That's healthier, right, Oh yeah.
Life is a lot better when you just sort of
go like, well, they have plenty of reasons to not
like me, and then just sort of move on. That's
that's great advice. It's not even necessarily being like, uh oh,
they're right, I'm a piece of ship. But it's like
(39:32):
they're like thinking my hair, my hair does fucking suck.
You're right, you're right, I'm gonna cut it all. But
it's just sort of like I think with anyone, like,
think of the most random people that you are, just
like I don't like that guy, and then just be
like it's like you wouldn't tweet about it, but someone
who like might have to see you a million times
and it's just like I don't like that Guy's like, fine,
(39:53):
I'm gonna say it's my twelve followers. I don't like
that guy. And it's like, all right, cool, go for it. Yeah,
that's totally fair. I think that's great advice. What's the
worst advice you've ever given? I think I'm very impulsive
sometimes where people be like should I get this thing?
And I always encourage people like, yeah, let's do it,
you should do it. Do it, it's gonna make you happy.
(40:13):
And then like, all right, I bought this two thousand
dollar white couch. It's dirty as funk now, And I'm like, OK,
so you told him when to get a white couch.
I didn't do that specifically, but I have told a
lot of people to buy bigger TVs and the pandemic.
Why just because theaters are gone and everyone, I'm like,
everyone's at home, you're just gonna be like watching it
all the time. Why not just get a very good TV?
(40:35):
And I have one friend who just like doesn't watch
TV that often, but bought a big TV. And now
it's just like I think she's like, I feel like
I have to watch more things to justify this big purchase.
And I'm like, so it was good advice then, because
you want her to watch more stuff. That's true. I
wanted to watch more things and do less of everything
else she has to do so that she can stream Avatar.
(40:56):
So I think it was great advice. Actually, Howard, how
are the drive in movies? I think I'm going to
one tonight. There it's a mixed bag. I really enjoy it.
I think it's nice to feel like you're in a
community of people again. But then it's also like you're
watching something in an area where it's like not fully
dark enough that you can see the screen as good
(41:17):
as you could in the theater, and it's like coming
through your car stereo. So you're like, this isn't the best.
Wait what because basically to to hear the screen, you
have to turn your radio to specific frequency. Oh got you?
I thought you sat outside the car on like oh,
(41:38):
but then you have to play it outside of your windows. Anyways. Yeah,
well you can sit outside your car. I bought like
a little radio and we'll just like plug in headphones
and sit on the go to my car, which is nice.
The one thing that I will say is just like
objectively better in a drive in is that there are
points at which people will just honk their horns for
moments in the movie. And it's always funny every single
(41:58):
time because it's like there's no like scale of like
this honk means yea or this honk means boo. It's
just a honk. So there will be a moment in
like a movie where someone says like a famous catchphrase
and I was like, Hong Kong ho, Hong Kong Kong
hot hot. It's like it makes me, are you booing?
There was one movie I saw where there was like
(42:19):
a very like I just I went to see Evil
Dead and there's like a controversial scene with like a
tree raping a woman. And there was just one guy
who went honk in the back and I was like,
what is that for? Are you like this rules or
are you going I hate this? Don't do this because
I'm like, it's just a honk and it sounds funny.
So I'm just like, God, what an awful what an
(42:39):
awful thing to hank it's funny. It's such a it's
it's pretty neutral, sound like in terms of it could
be very positive, it could be very negative. So it
just cancels out and it's just Yeah, it's just like
selling it. It's like yelling I'm watching this in the
middle of a theater. It's so weird. So do you
think people would like me to lay on the horn
for a long period of time? I think so show
(43:00):
your approval, yes, or just show my dominance over the audience.
That's a big part of it. You gotta let people
it's like going to prison. The very very minute you
get there, you gotta honk the horn as loud as
you can to let people know you're the big dog. Yeah.
Should I be flipping people off like other cars, because
that's cool when you're parked besides beside cars as well.
You do it on the highway, that's dope. But you
(43:23):
can also do it to someone who's just right beside
you parked. Yeah, why not do it to everyone? Michael,
to my roommate in a bit, Hey, I'm watching this
movie better than you are. Hey, how you been? Man? Well,
that's gonna do it for this episode. Um. I want
to thank demn me for being here. I appreciate it.
I feel like we solved another one and I couldn't
have done it without you. Hell yeah, happy to be here.
(43:44):
Pop a couple of love laxatives and go to town
at work. If cubid arrow strikes you in your cubicle,
but if the relationship runs its course, then how about
letting them down gently with a nice courtesy flush. What
do you think of that? Love it love, a wipe job, love,
a courtesy flush? All in reference to healthy or unhealthy relationships, right,
(44:05):
a thing that people desire exactly? Um? Is there anything
you want to plug? Check out the Amber ruff and
show on Peacock. It's free. Um follow me at electro
Lennon on Twitter and Instagram. Awesome, thank you man, I
appreciate it. Thank you all right, I'll see you again
in five years. I'll mark the calendar right now. Amen,
you have in trouble with life, won't let me give
(44:27):
you some of fun. The Pleasure Is Ours is a
production of I Heart Radio and Trojan Brand hosted by
me Cody Cove. The podcast is executive produced by Ethan Fixel,
produced and written by Jonathan Grimm, written by David Doot
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(44:49):
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