December 2, 2021 • 18 mins
Do "Good Things Come in Small Packages" -- or is that just some shit we say to justify a movie like Rudy? Sure, he inspired an entire graduating class to chant his name and convince Coach Devine to let him on the football field -- but Notre Dame didn't actually need that sack, did they? Similarly, that bow-wrapped envelope under the Christmas tree could contain a crisp hundo if you grew up driving a Corvette to high school -- but if you grew up poor like Blake did, it's probably just gum.
This week on The Pleasure Is Ours, the guys get academic with a thought-provoking discussion on classical renaissance sculpture. And by that, we mean they talk about how small David's dick is. Like, did Michaelangelo not give him enough time to chub up before sculpting began -- or had David just come in from a freezing bout of ancient Greek CrossFit?? Either way, self-identifying "small packaged" Adam Devine says, "go off, king."
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's the show called the pleasure is ours? I think
I know how we're kicking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The pleasure is ours? The pleasure is
(00:27):
It's ours, It's our pleasure. Pirates are sucking on this one,
our pleasure. The pleasure is Jeremy Timber. Good things. I like.
I like this phrase the good things come in small packages.
This is one that I could get on. Is that
the that's the phrase this week? What is it? That's
the phrase? This is what we're gonna slice and dice, dissect.
(00:49):
Good things come in now? Is that? C U M No,
it's m b okay, thank you? Good things it could
be come in small packages. Admittedly I don't do a lot.
I'm not a big is here I'll omit that. I'm
not a big dessert. So good things come out of
small packages. Maybe one more time, just all strung together
as good things come in small packages. I said that
(01:10):
at the very beginning. Yeah, good things come in small packages.
I like. I like this one. I'm a I'm a
tiny I'm a compact guy. I'm I'm a little ball
of energy. You know. I feel like good things come
in small packages. I should get this tattoo. Like if
I was a girl that gets like inspirational tattoos tattooed
on herself or a guy, but usually girls do ship
(01:31):
like that. I feel like I would get this on
cursive on my lower box. Getting in cursive, you would, yeah,
I get this tattoo maybe on the nape of my neck,
the whole thing, or would you just get a good
thing right? Oh yeah, And then I'd really have to
spell it out for people when they're like, what, well
know that. I thought I figured they would be able
to spell it out because you are, like, you have
(01:51):
good thing on the back of your neck and then
come in small packages on your inner thigh. If you
had a giant back tattoo that just a small package,
I'd be right. Yeah, you're just doing like pull ups
at the Adventice muscle beach. Yeah, they called me the
small package, but I just that's all I do is
(02:12):
pull up, so I just have just this massive back.
So Adam, you're kind of like living proof that this
is indeed a true saying. Is that what you're telling us? Look,
I mean not well, obviously this isn't a blanket statement,
but I feel for me personally, I like this phrase.
It works for me. Good things come in small packages.
(02:33):
I'm like, I don't know if I'm a little guy.
Everybody watched that Under the Giant documentary big Man, big
Man seemed pretty seemed pretty great, and like I died
like super young because he was so giant. That's true.
His heart exploded. Oh so everyone who dies young, that's
not that's not okay with you. That's a bad thing.
I would like for them to live longer. Yeah, I
(02:54):
bet you would. I bet you would. But and if
I am ever quoted for for anything, I want to
be quoted. That's saying Andre the Giant is a good thing,
a good thing. He's a thing, so he's a thing
to you. He's a freak. He's a good thing. But
he came in a large package. That's my point, Kyle.
I guess that brings me the question, does this imply
(03:16):
that things that come in large packages are good? Good?
That's That's what I'm getting to it. And it's a
slipper slope. This isn't I'm saying that that that good
things come in small packages doesn't mean that if you're
it's you're a big thing and it comes in a
big package. It's a shitty thing. You're pure evil. No,
I think it. I think it implies that bigger things
(03:37):
are better. Smaller things have to be proven good. This
saying comes from people basically trying to boost confidence. No
where like someone gets a small thing and they're like, hey,
good things come with small packages. They're like someone feels
like overpowered. They're like, don't worry, buddy, good things go
with small packages, like rudy, Okay, the ultimately small thing
and a good thing in a small package. Correct, Sean Aston,
(04:01):
he related to Adam and ways we don't know. I
mean if he if he doesn't play my older brother
and something, could he play my dad? Is he old enough?
Probably not. I think this is a little bit of
an ego booster for some people. I like hearing this
scene along with the saying like, you know, it's not
it's not about the size, it's the way you use it,
you know, the motion of the ocean, not the size.
(04:21):
You like hearing that how often? Yeah, because you know
this is like I feel like there's things that you
don't have had to do over the years to pad
you know, our egos. Because his men we get very
like we're talking specifically, how often do you hear that
he's talking about Wieners right now? Because I know you don't.
You don't go boating that often. Sure, sure it's an analogy,
(04:44):
but you know, okay, it's just you like to hear
some positive reinforcement everything now and then you know some
of us don't have the longest ropes, right, you know, well,
you know, if you're going to Wieners, I mean, think
about like, uh, think about all the statues with the
with the good things in small pack pages on those guys,
you know, tiny little, tiny little peckers. What was going
(05:05):
on in ancient Greece. No one had a huge cock
back then. It was out of all the statues, none
of them is really hanging. Everyone was just ripped up.
Everyone was just shredded. Well, that's they all had. They
all had workout, Dick, that's probably they just dropping done
a bunch of push ups and then got up to flex.
They just got done doing it. And an ancient crossfitty
(05:26):
where they're sprinting up the steps of the forum, Yeah
this is Trojan times, and yeah, Trojan Times and they're
all just shredded, the ripped up, and so all the
blood is rush shot of their cock, and that's probably
it was probably Socrates. He was like, good things coming
small packages. Wait, I should etch that in stone. Do
you think David the statue guy, do you think he
(05:47):
was stoked? Was he like, hey, could you just let
me chub up real quick? And he's like, no, mate,
do you look great? Well? My guess is that you
had to stand there a long time. You know how
long it takes for them to to etch those It
takes like, yeah, I want to say a year, I believe,
you know. I imagine somebody sketched out the thing for
him and then he worked off the sketches. No, those sketches,
(06:10):
there were no pencil, There was no pens Oh yeah.
There must have been some kind of point of pride
to the small pecker back then that we will never understand,
as there had to have been. Otherwise these fucking people
would not have let that happen like that if they're
if they were like, no, we have to have a
big old vic and then all of them have little dicks.
(06:31):
No fucking way, that wouldn't have been. That would not
be in our museums. It's our society that has made
you feel that way, because good things do indeed come
in small packages. Back then, they didn't judge people like that.
They're like, oh, yeah, David's got this little wanger, but
my boy can sling it like nobody's business. Right. Maybe
he was a grower, we don't know that. And then
there's that our Greek, our Greek, but guys known for
(06:52):
as to grow. I don't know's what was his thing?
What was held? I heard he could he could break
it from the back, That's just what I heard. He
would hit the skins really hard. Yeah. Oh he was
like a porn star. Yeah he could get he could
get from the back. He could really get it. He
would really only from the back. Yeah, he would really
(07:15):
clap because there's too much pressure when you're like I
to eye. I think for him, well he was, wasn't
David the great thinker? He saying about something. That's a
different guy. That's what you talking about, Dodobe Gillis. Now
he's saying about something. Clap. Is David the thinker with
a little dick. David is the jack dude who's just
staying like this, and he's got the little dick. They
(07:36):
all have a little dicks. No one has a big dick.
No one has a big dick? Do we think that's
a little I feel like we got to get to
the bottom of this ship, bro, Like, what's up with that?
There's a fucking There has been a sea change when
it comes to the interpretation of size of cocks. We're
talking about Greek statues. If you go around the world
to different places, the dicks are popping. Where where I've
(07:58):
never seen a statue with a big I would love.
I would love to travel to West Africa. There's plenty
of statues there where the dicks are good. Google Really
in West Africa? Are there? Do they have statues with
giant cox? Yes? I don't know. I'm asking yes for real? Yeah,
that's awesome. I gotta I gotta make a trip. Thank
you for that perspective. For sure, this is what I have.
(08:20):
I feel like. Also, outside of the Staples Center there
is a statue shack and you can see up his
shorts and yeah, it is true if you do spend
enough time looking. But I guess I never looked up
his shorts. You gotta take some time. And Blake's done
that and that detail is there there. That's a that's
a credible man. You gotta really look at it for
(08:42):
a while. Yeah, you do, really got how long you
have to look at it for it? Man? Just go
out there the pleasure. So like, yeah, what about Okay,
(09:08):
so good things come into some packages, small packages, but
there's also bad ship that can come in small packages.
What what what are you thinking about anthrax in the
letter thank you? That is a small package and that
can that's not a good thing. Remember that that ship
was freaky? Dude? Yeah, I feel like remember that? What
(09:29):
do you remember that? You don't remember when anthrax was
being sent and like nobody knew where the funk it
was coming from, and anybody was a target, they had
no clue. You would just opened up cards and anthrax
would be in it. I feel like it just went
to like it went to like thirty rock or NBC,
and then it was like one place. It wasn't just
mailed to your ants or something any of us though.
(09:49):
You guys are crazy, man, everybody was a target, doesn't
bother me? I uh yeah, no, I mean obviously a
lot of shitty things could come in small packages. You,
I mean, divorce papers. That's just like a letter when
you're served. It's just some guy being like, hey, what's
up are you? Kyl new Check You're like, oh hey, man,
(10:10):
what's hey? What's going on? He's like, you've been served? Motherfucker? Right.
I love that movie though, and that's a small package,
but that DVD would rock. Fun. Yeah, that's a good thing.
You got served? Yeah? Who is that? What was you
got served? Was that? Yeah? It was like a dance movie. Yeah,
I think like beats Uk was in it or something.
Is that this one where she's like clapping and that's
Julia's style? That's saved the last dance I said, hey,
(10:32):
can if I could just take a moment, I'm so sorry.
I'm so would like to apologize to the community for
dirty not knowing the difference between you Got Served and
say the last dance scene. What about like razor blades
and ship Like if you go box full of razor
blades and that would suck. Yeah, So okay, that's Halloween
(10:53):
was just a few weeks ago. What if you're you know,
you're going to you know, you're trick or treating, you're
a kid, and then you go and they just give
you one one box of nerds or just one to
roll and you're like, well this isn't a good thing.
The house right next door gave me, gave me, gave
me two handfuls. You don't like nerds, not one tiny box,
(11:14):
give me a handful of boxes. Man, I don't know,
I don't know. I'm just grateful. I'm really thankful. Well,
the next door neighbor just gave just gave like twelve boxes.
I'm saying that neighbor. Yeah, but you're comparing this. If
you compare any package to another package that was better,
it's gonna be worse. And speaking of which, everybody go
to Netflix and watch the package or hilarious comedy film.
(11:36):
I think you're gonna really love it. Oh yeah, we
produced the package, very very funny, very funny movie. Good
things come in small packages. It's not. It's not a
woke phrase, right because tell me more because exactly what
Kyle said, Oh, then do do big things or those?
(11:59):
Are they bad? Yes, it's exclusionary, Yes, it's it's a
little exclusionary. People might jump to conclusions, which sucks. It's
it sucks at that that we live in a time
that you can't just say a thing and you're talking
about a specific thing and then every other thing. It
doesn't make sense. Thanks for man explaining that. That's like
(12:25):
the philosophy for the last like five years. Bro. You know,
like just give me that clip of you doing that. Well,
So what are we saying, like, great things coming in
all packages? Yeah, it should be great things come in packages. Great, Yeah,
that's the everything. But then it's like, what about the
things that come outside of a package? Great things come? Yeah,
(12:45):
great things come? How about hey, hey, did you receive
a package? Good? Good or great or shitty or awesome?
It doesn't matter you got a package, they come you guys,
we're putting this into such a human form. What if
it is simple as here comes Cosmic Blazer. When you're
getting gifts, you always are like the kid is always
like the biggest package has the bike, or the biggest
(13:06):
package has the big barbag house. But really the best
gift is the ring in the little box, because that
thing is worth a mid middley you know what I mean? Ring?
What kind of rings did you get as a child.
I'm just saying like that would be a small package
that is very valuable, whereas it doesn't have to be
the biggest package under the trees. Like Zals coined this phrase,
(13:30):
like K. It's like every kiss begins with K. You
know what. I would almost bet money that this is
a this is a marketing theme that has seen. So
maybe it wasn't Socrates unless Socrates had a jewelry business
on the side. That guy was. He was a renaissance man, right, bro.
I remember I remember getting like fucking when you would
see a card under the tree for Christmas. You would
(13:53):
know that's small, but you know that there's some cash
in there. It was always just five dollars. It was
five dollars from my and that's it. Yeah. My grandma
gave me old gum. No, sometimes I get a crisp undo.
What do you mean a hundred dollars? Alright, rich ass.
My fucking grandpa would always throw a hundo in there,
like that's fucking huge, that's huge. No, it was fucking great.
(14:14):
My grandma would give me a dollar for however old
I was, so it was never any money. It would
be like I had six dollars when I was six.
I'm like, and you threw it right back after. Kyle
would get a hundred dollars for each year, so he
would get hundred three hundreds, got like a fifty dollars
savings bond. But you just go great, No, you never
(14:36):
got cash, never, not a hundred dollars. I got gum. Dude.
I feel like this was later on in life when
I got the hundreds. By the way, I don't want
you to think that I was your grandpa was slanging.
I think this was like, you know, when I had
my driver's license and oh, now you're backpedaling it, dog.
Now all of a sudden you're like, no, I know,
I actually never did get on if remembering. I'm sorry,
I'm remembering things while we go in a grant in
(14:58):
an organic way. I'm sorry. I was like thrift shopping
and stuff. Yeah, I know I was super poor picking
up cigarettes off the ground. You drove a Corvette to school?
Yeah exactly. You want to know what a real ant move,
what a real like grandma move, was send you like
a two dollar bill in a car, because dude, that's
(15:19):
so tight. When I got the two dollar bill, i'd
be like lucky. I went on a bachelor party one
time and a buddy he showed up with. I guess
it was two hundred dollars in two dollar bills for
the strip club. And I was like, he goes, dude,
I had to go to the post office or he
had to go to the I guess he think he
said the post office, and I was weird. I don't
even understand. Yeah, or it's just like dollar coins. You're
(15:41):
just like throwing change at this poor woman Sacajawea's damn son.
Here's my question. This is a bit of a segue here,
but not a segre a tangent. Oh, go off, go
off king. In my twenties, I went to the post
office and I got those dollar coins back, and I
got like ten dollars worth in dollar coins right went
to the are that night and I fucking paid for
(16:03):
a drink in those dollar coins and she was like no,
the the bartender and I was like, you know, we
were all broke. I was like, this is what I have,
and she's like, you're stopped working with me and she
had me kicked out of the bar. Wow, It's like,
you're probably be a little wild you were probably being
a little wild child. I was being funny about because
(16:24):
I'm like, look, here's what I had. I had this
and she was like no, she kicked her ass out. Well,
how many coins did you give this one? It was
like ten dollars for like a like an eight dollar drink.
Then she should have just taken the ten dollars, That's
what I said, And she you're not gonna take this.
She's like no, and I go, this is money. And
then all of a sudden it was rum bum bum no. No.
(16:45):
It was a lot of no no. And then on
the way out, I saw the guy who I had
interviewed for the job earlier that day. I'm just kidding.
I'm making up an episode now. It writes itself. No,
I told you the pleasure is s rojan Man. So
what's the same. What are we going with? I feel
(17:05):
like good. I mean, things come, things come, things come,
close your eyes, things are coming. I feel like something
about showing and growing, like sometimes a small package can
grow into being something pretty large if we rub it
the right way. Maybe maybe maybe it's just like like that.
(17:26):
The truer sentence has never been. Sometimes a small thing
col growing to side pretty great if you rub it
the right way. Yeah, maybe it's just like chill open
the package and see what's up, what's inside? You never know.
Don't judge a package by its size. The poetry the
amount of times Kyle for for these phrases that he
(17:46):
that he had. Some were chill to it. Pretty incredible. Yeah,
maybe like chill. Yeah, it's not good things come with
little packages. It's like, chill, You're lucky to get a pack. Honestly,
thank you. Honestly, chill. It's not vibro. Yeah, chill open
(18:10):
the package and see what's inside and might be projan
condoms America's number one condom ran. Now that's a really
good thing in a small package.
What's the show called the pleasure is ours? I think
I know how we're kicking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The pleasure is ours? The pleasure is
(00:27):
It's ours, It's our pleasure. Pirates are sucking on this one,
our pleasure. The pleasure is Jeremy Timber. Good things. I like.
I like this phrase the good things come in small packages.
This is one that I could get on. Is that
the that's the phrase this week? What is it? That's
the phrase? This is what we're gonna slice and dice, dissect.
(00:49):
Good things come in now? Is that? C U M No,
it's m b okay, thank you? Good things it could
be come in small packages. Admittedly I don't do a lot.
I'm not a big is here I'll omit that. I'm
not a big dessert. So good things come out of
small packages. Maybe one more time, just all strung together
as good things come in small packages. I said that
(01:10):
at the very beginning. Yeah, good things come in small packages.
I like. I like this one. I'm a I'm a
tiny I'm a compact guy. I'm I'm a little ball
of energy. You know. I feel like good things come
in small packages. I should get this tattoo. Like if
I was a girl that gets like inspirational tattoos tattooed
on herself or a guy, but usually girls do ship
(01:31):
like that. I feel like I would get this on
cursive on my lower box. Getting in cursive, you would, yeah,
I get this tattoo maybe on the nape of my neck,
the whole thing, or would you just get a good
thing right? Oh yeah, And then I'd really have to
spell it out for people when they're like, what, well
know that. I thought I figured they would be able
to spell it out because you are, like, you have
(01:51):
good thing on the back of your neck and then
come in small packages on your inner thigh. If you
had a giant back tattoo that just a small package,
I'd be right. Yeah, you're just doing like pull ups
at the Adventice muscle beach. Yeah, they called me the
small package, but I just that's all I do is
(02:12):
pull up, so I just have just this massive back.
So Adam, you're kind of like living proof that this
is indeed a true saying. Is that what you're telling us? Look,
I mean not well, obviously this isn't a blanket statement,
but I feel for me personally, I like this phrase.
It works for me. Good things come in small packages.
(02:33):
I'm like, I don't know if I'm a little guy.
Everybody watched that Under the Giant documentary big Man, big
Man seemed pretty seemed pretty great, and like I died
like super young because he was so giant. That's true.
His heart exploded. Oh so everyone who dies young, that's
not that's not okay with you. That's a bad thing.
I would like for them to live longer. Yeah, I
(02:54):
bet you would. I bet you would. But and if
I am ever quoted for for anything, I want to
be quoted. That's saying Andre the Giant is a good thing,
a good thing. He's a thing, so he's a thing
to you. He's a freak. He's a good thing. But
he came in a large package. That's my point, Kyle.
I guess that brings me the question, does this imply
(03:16):
that things that come in large packages are good? Good?
That's That's what I'm getting to it. And it's a
slipper slope. This isn't I'm saying that that that good
things come in small packages doesn't mean that if you're
it's you're a big thing and it comes in a
big package. It's a shitty thing. You're pure evil. No,
I think it. I think it implies that bigger things
(03:37):
are better. Smaller things have to be proven good. This
saying comes from people basically trying to boost confidence. No
where like someone gets a small thing and they're like, hey,
good things come with small packages. They're like someone feels
like overpowered. They're like, don't worry, buddy, good things go
with small packages, like rudy, Okay, the ultimately small thing
and a good thing in a small package. Correct, Sean Aston,
(04:01):
he related to Adam and ways we don't know. I
mean if he if he doesn't play my older brother
and something, could he play my dad? Is he old enough?
Probably not. I think this is a little bit of
an ego booster for some people. I like hearing this
scene along with the saying like, you know, it's not
it's not about the size, it's the way you use it,
you know, the motion of the ocean, not the size.
(04:21):
You like hearing that how often? Yeah, because you know
this is like I feel like there's things that you
don't have had to do over the years to pad
you know, our egos. Because his men we get very
like we're talking specifically, how often do you hear that
he's talking about Wieners right now? Because I know you don't.
You don't go boating that often. Sure, sure it's an analogy,
(04:44):
but you know, okay, it's just you like to hear
some positive reinforcement everything now and then you know some
of us don't have the longest ropes, right, you know, well,
you know, if you're going to Wieners, I mean, think
about like, uh, think about all the statues with the
with the good things in small pack pages on those guys,
you know, tiny little, tiny little peckers. What was going
(05:05):
on in ancient Greece. No one had a huge cock
back then. It was out of all the statues, none
of them is really hanging. Everyone was just ripped up.
Everyone was just shredded. Well, that's they all had. They
all had workout, Dick, that's probably they just dropping done
a bunch of push ups and then got up to flex.
They just got done doing it. And an ancient crossfitty
(05:26):
where they're sprinting up the steps of the forum, Yeah
this is Trojan times, and yeah, Trojan Times and they're
all just shredded, the ripped up, and so all the
blood is rush shot of their cock, and that's probably
it was probably Socrates. He was like, good things coming
small packages. Wait, I should etch that in stone. Do
you think David the statue guy, do you think he
(05:47):
was stoked? Was he like, hey, could you just let
me chub up real quick? And he's like, no, mate,
do you look great? Well? My guess is that you
had to stand there a long time. You know how
long it takes for them to to etch those It
takes like, yeah, I want to say a year, I believe,
you know. I imagine somebody sketched out the thing for
him and then he worked off the sketches. No, those sketches,
(06:10):
there were no pencil, There was no pens Oh yeah.
There must have been some kind of point of pride
to the small pecker back then that we will never understand,
as there had to have been. Otherwise these fucking people
would not have let that happen like that if they're
if they were like, no, we have to have a
big old vic and then all of them have little dicks.
(06:31):
No fucking way, that wouldn't have been. That would not
be in our museums. It's our society that has made
you feel that way, because good things do indeed come
in small packages. Back then, they didn't judge people like that.
They're like, oh, yeah, David's got this little wanger, but
my boy can sling it like nobody's business. Right. Maybe
he was a grower, we don't know that. And then
there's that our Greek, our Greek, but guys known for
(06:52):
as to grow. I don't know's what was his thing?
What was held? I heard he could he could break
it from the back, That's just what I heard. He
would hit the skins really hard. Yeah. Oh he was
like a porn star. Yeah he could get he could
get from the back. He could really get it. He
would really only from the back. Yeah, he would really
(07:15):
clap because there's too much pressure when you're like I
to eye. I think for him, well he was, wasn't
David the great thinker? He saying about something. That's a
different guy. That's what you talking about, Dodobe Gillis. Now
he's saying about something. Clap. Is David the thinker with
a little dick. David is the jack dude who's just
staying like this, and he's got the little dick. They
(07:36):
all have a little dicks. No one has a big dick.
No one has a big dick? Do we think that's
a little I feel like we got to get to
the bottom of this ship, bro, Like, what's up with that?
There's a fucking There has been a sea change when
it comes to the interpretation of size of cocks. We're
talking about Greek statues. If you go around the world
to different places, the dicks are popping. Where where I've
(07:58):
never seen a statue with a big I would love.
I would love to travel to West Africa. There's plenty
of statues there where the dicks are good. Google Really
in West Africa? Are there? Do they have statues with
giant cox? Yes? I don't know. I'm asking yes for real? Yeah,
that's awesome. I gotta I gotta make a trip. Thank
you for that perspective. For sure, this is what I have.
(08:20):
I feel like. Also, outside of the Staples Center there
is a statue shack and you can see up his
shorts and yeah, it is true if you do spend
enough time looking. But I guess I never looked up
his shorts. You gotta take some time. And Blake's done
that and that detail is there there. That's a that's
a credible man. You gotta really look at it for
(08:42):
a while. Yeah, you do, really got how long you
have to look at it for it? Man? Just go
out there the pleasure. So like, yeah, what about Okay,
(09:08):
so good things come into some packages, small packages, but
there's also bad ship that can come in small packages.
What what what are you thinking about anthrax in the
letter thank you? That is a small package and that
can that's not a good thing. Remember that that ship
was freaky? Dude? Yeah, I feel like remember that? What
(09:29):
do you remember that? You don't remember when anthrax was
being sent and like nobody knew where the funk it
was coming from, and anybody was a target, they had
no clue. You would just opened up cards and anthrax
would be in it. I feel like it just went
to like it went to like thirty rock or NBC,
and then it was like one place. It wasn't just
mailed to your ants or something any of us though.
(09:49):
You guys are crazy, man, everybody was a target, doesn't
bother me? I uh yeah, no, I mean obviously a
lot of shitty things could come in small packages. You,
I mean, divorce papers. That's just like a letter when
you're served. It's just some guy being like, hey, what's
up are you? Kyl new Check You're like, oh hey, man,
(10:10):
what's hey? What's going on? He's like, you've been served? Motherfucker? Right.
I love that movie though, and that's a small package,
but that DVD would rock. Fun. Yeah, that's a good thing.
You got served? Yeah? Who is that? What was you
got served? Was that? Yeah? It was like a dance movie. Yeah,
I think like beats Uk was in it or something.
Is that this one where she's like clapping and that's
Julia's style? That's saved the last dance I said, hey,
(10:32):
can if I could just take a moment, I'm so sorry.
I'm so would like to apologize to the community for
dirty not knowing the difference between you Got Served and
say the last dance scene. What about like razor blades
and ship Like if you go box full of razor
blades and that would suck. Yeah, So okay, that's Halloween
(10:53):
was just a few weeks ago. What if you're you know,
you're going to you know, you're trick or treating, you're
a kid, and then you go and they just give
you one one box of nerds or just one to
roll and you're like, well this isn't a good thing.
The house right next door gave me, gave me, gave
me two handfuls. You don't like nerds, not one tiny box,
(11:14):
give me a handful of boxes. Man, I don't know,
I don't know. I'm just grateful. I'm really thankful. Well,
the next door neighbor just gave just gave like twelve boxes.
I'm saying that neighbor. Yeah, but you're comparing this. If
you compare any package to another package that was better,
it's gonna be worse. And speaking of which, everybody go
to Netflix and watch the package or hilarious comedy film.
(11:36):
I think you're gonna really love it. Oh yeah, we
produced the package, very very funny, very funny movie. Good
things come in small packages. It's not. It's not a
woke phrase, right because tell me more because exactly what
Kyle said, Oh, then do do big things or those?
(11:59):
Are they bad? Yes, it's exclusionary, Yes, it's it's a
little exclusionary. People might jump to conclusions, which sucks. It's
it sucks at that that we live in a time
that you can't just say a thing and you're talking
about a specific thing and then every other thing. It
doesn't make sense. Thanks for man explaining that. That's like
(12:25):
the philosophy for the last like five years. Bro. You know,
like just give me that clip of you doing that. Well,
So what are we saying, like, great things coming in
all packages? Yeah, it should be great things come in packages. Great, Yeah,
that's the everything. But then it's like, what about the
things that come outside of a package? Great things come? Yeah,
(12:45):
great things come? How about hey, hey, did you receive
a package? Good? Good or great or shitty or awesome?
It doesn't matter you got a package, they come you guys,
we're putting this into such a human form. What if
it is simple as here comes Cosmic Blazer. When you're
getting gifts, you always are like the kid is always
like the biggest package has the bike, or the biggest
(13:06):
package has the big barbag house. But really the best
gift is the ring in the little box, because that
thing is worth a mid middley you know what I mean? Ring?
What kind of rings did you get as a child.
I'm just saying like that would be a small package
that is very valuable, whereas it doesn't have to be
the biggest package under the trees. Like Zals coined this phrase,
(13:30):
like K. It's like every kiss begins with K. You
know what. I would almost bet money that this is
a this is a marketing theme that has seen. So
maybe it wasn't Socrates unless Socrates had a jewelry business
on the side. That guy was. He was a renaissance man, right, bro.
I remember I remember getting like fucking when you would
see a card under the tree for Christmas. You would
(13:53):
know that's small, but you know that there's some cash
in there. It was always just five dollars. It was
five dollars from my and that's it. Yeah. My grandma
gave me old gum. No, sometimes I get a crisp undo.
What do you mean a hundred dollars? Alright, rich ass.
My fucking grandpa would always throw a hundo in there,
like that's fucking huge, that's huge. No, it was fucking great.
(14:14):
My grandma would give me a dollar for however old
I was, so it was never any money. It would
be like I had six dollars when I was six.
I'm like, and you threw it right back after. Kyle
would get a hundred dollars for each year, so he
would get hundred three hundreds, got like a fifty dollars
savings bond. But you just go great, No, you never
(14:36):
got cash, never, not a hundred dollars. I got gum. Dude.
I feel like this was later on in life when
I got the hundreds. By the way, I don't want
you to think that I was your grandpa was slanging.
I think this was like, you know, when I had
my driver's license and oh, now you're backpedaling it, dog.
Now all of a sudden you're like, no, I know,
I actually never did get on if remembering. I'm sorry,
I'm remembering things while we go in a grant in
(14:58):
an organic way. I'm sorry. I was like thrift shopping
and stuff. Yeah, I know I was super poor picking
up cigarettes off the ground. You drove a Corvette to school?
Yeah exactly. You want to know what a real ant move,
what a real like grandma move, was send you like
a two dollar bill in a car, because dude, that's
(15:19):
so tight. When I got the two dollar bill, i'd
be like lucky. I went on a bachelor party one
time and a buddy he showed up with. I guess
it was two hundred dollars in two dollar bills for
the strip club. And I was like, he goes, dude,
I had to go to the post office or he
had to go to the I guess he think he
said the post office, and I was weird. I don't
even understand. Yeah, or it's just like dollar coins. You're
(15:41):
just like throwing change at this poor woman Sacajawea's damn son.
Here's my question. This is a bit of a segue here,
but not a segre a tangent. Oh, go off, go
off king. In my twenties, I went to the post
office and I got those dollar coins back, and I
got like ten dollars worth in dollar coins right went
to the are that night and I fucking paid for
(16:03):
a drink in those dollar coins and she was like no,
the the bartender and I was like, you know, we
were all broke. I was like, this is what I have,
and she's like, you're stopped working with me and she
had me kicked out of the bar. Wow, It's like,
you're probably be a little wild you were probably being
a little wild child. I was being funny about because
(16:24):
I'm like, look, here's what I had. I had this
and she was like no, she kicked her ass out. Well,
how many coins did you give this one? It was
like ten dollars for like a like an eight dollar drink.
Then she should have just taken the ten dollars, That's
what I said, And she you're not gonna take this.
She's like no, and I go, this is money. And
then all of a sudden it was rum bum bum no. No.
(16:45):
It was a lot of no no. And then on
the way out, I saw the guy who I had
interviewed for the job earlier that day. I'm just kidding.
I'm making up an episode now. It writes itself. No,
I told you the pleasure is s rojan Man. So
what's the same. What are we going with? I feel
(17:05):
like good. I mean, things come, things come, things come,
close your eyes, things are coming. I feel like something
about showing and growing, like sometimes a small package can
grow into being something pretty large if we rub it
the right way. Maybe maybe maybe it's just like like that.
(17:26):
The truer sentence has never been. Sometimes a small thing
col growing to side pretty great if you rub it
the right way. Yeah, maybe it's just like chill open
the package and see what's up, what's inside? You never know.
Don't judge a package by its size. The poetry the
amount of times Kyle for for these phrases that he
(17:46):
that he had. Some were chill to it. Pretty incredible. Yeah,
maybe like chill. Yeah, it's not good things come with
little packages. It's like, chill, You're lucky to get a pack. Honestly,
thank you. Honestly, chill. It's not vibro. Yeah, chill open
(18:10):
the package and see what's inside and might be projan
condoms America's number one condom ran. Now that's a really
good thing in a small package.
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