January 13, 2022 • 21 mins
If William Shatner -- cast as Star Trek's Captain Kirk at age 35 -- blasting off into orbit at 90 years old as the oldest man in space isn't proof that "slow and steady wins the race"... then what is?!
When it comes to physical fitness, self-described "jackhammer" Adam says that vigorous lifting is the best way to get in shape, while Blake argues that leisurely "marathon-ish" runs are more effective. But jackhammering your way into a potential partner's love life? That's a surefire way to destroy a relationship.
Slow and steady? Fast and chaotic? How much red meat does William Shatner eat?? All questions are answered in this season's final episode of The Pleasure Is Ours.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's the show called The Pleasure is Ours? I think
I know how we're taking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The pleasure is ours, ladies and gentlemen,
(00:22):
boys and girls, but mostly ladies and fully a grown adult.
It's welcome to The pleasure is all my God, brought
to you by what Blake? Who's our sponsor? Trojan my man?
(00:49):
Your Ogen Condoms, America's number one selling condom, absolutely one
condom brand. You better believe the stood for over a
hundred years. Get it, Get it right, guys, what are right?
It's been the pleasure has been ours, and I hope
it's been all the listeners as well. This has been
a hot, steamy little pod. I wonder how many people
(01:10):
jerk off to the poster? Yeah, masturbated. You knew where
I was going to get masturbated to the podcast because admittedly,
like you know, this is important. Obviously we're very cool
and sexy there, but we've been very sexy, very sexual.
I love the idea of the person who's master been
in this show, like right now midstroke, just going just
(01:30):
talking to me or do they go like double time?
Oh yeah? Are they like I'm talking to you Derek.
This is my moment. How crazy it would be if
his name was Derek. He's mid stroke, he stops, he's
like he throws his headphones across from room. Shout out
to Derek, man, stroke down, Derek, we're fans. Quick question.
(01:50):
You ever beat off into a condom? Oh? Like practice? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think I. Before I had sex in a condom,
I was like, I gotta put one of these things. Yeah,
you gotta give it a go, see if you can
strap it on. And then now that it was on,
I was like, no, now that it's out, now I
don't want to live without it. Can't waste it. I
wanted on all that time. And then like I took
it off and then I started blowing air into it
(02:12):
to kind of inflate, just to see if there's any
kind of holes or leaks. And guess what with Trojan
never was. That's because it's been tested and it's trusted
for over a hundred years. Buddy, you're not gonna find
any holes in those kind of maybe no. Well, that
being said, like, don't just keep it in your you know,
don't just keep it in your wallet for like hundred years. Respect.
(02:33):
Respect the latex born on date on there. You have
to respect it absolutely. But that being said, it's not
coming out of the factor with with any holes that
you're doing. And you know what they've they've taken their
time for a hundred years. And which is a beautiful
segue to our our topic of the day. The saying
is slow and steady wins the race. You don't just
(02:55):
jump into the condom game and take over with your
lack of experience. Um, there's no trust there or exactly
why am I putting you on my dick? Slow and
steady that's a pretty good I feel for the most part,
that does win the race. Like just being consistent, consistently
(03:15):
doing the right things over and over. Uh, that'll that'll
breed success absolutely. There are a few X factors to this.
What is the race? Is it a sprint? Because if
it's a sprint and you're trying to slow and steady it,
I don't know if you're getting away when the race. Yeah,
(03:36):
but if your mind, if your mind is slow and steady,
like I'm sure you saying bold, like when he's in
that sprint and he's coming out of the gate and
every stride, I guarantee you in his mind, everything is
slowed down. Okay, straight matrix. Did you see that video?
I'm sure you guys have. It was like of the sprinter.
I don't I don't know my sprinter, so I don't
(03:57):
know the guy's name, but it was like locked off
just on Carson. Who is this right? I mean, if
anyone were to know, it's probably Dirs. But it's just
like locked off on this guy's and he's a hurdler,
and it's just like locked on his eyes. Uh, and
you could just tell like he's his face is not
(04:18):
doing anything. He's not like grimacing or smile like you should.
When I run, it looks it's ugly so painful. Yeah,
like a lot is happening in my brain. It's just like,
come on, buddy, you could do this and then also
out out. Yeah yeah, it's painful experience. But I feel
for for that track star. Slow and steady for him
(04:40):
is lightning fast. He's a runner, he's a track star. Yeah, absolutely,
because I mean if you were really thinking about it's
like kind of fast and steady would win the race, right,
That's what the thing should be because if you can, yeah,
if you can be fast and steady at the same time,
you're gonna win every race you enter. Well, let's say
(05:01):
let's say it's just if if it's if it's working
out okay, okay, throwing some weights around, getting your pump on,
slow and steady. You're saying exercising exercising like physically working
out like you're you're extra uh, slow and steady. To me,
that just means you're doing it every day. You're you're
(05:22):
steady with it. You're not just going big on one
day and then falling down the mountaintop for the other
six days. Sure you know you're not working out nine
hours a day one day and then not at all
the rest of the week. You're not gonna show up
on the first day and do like a crazy max
dead lift. You're gonna want to get in there. You're
gonna warm up a little bit. If the other guy
(05:44):
gets in there and does it for he's gonna throw
his damn back out exactly. You'll be the last man standing.
That's what it's all about. You want to start that
first day kind of reminder back, Hey, we're gonna be
using you. You're gonna be put to work now, and
then a couple of days later you put on a
little more away and then that Friday, give it hell
slow and steady. Look at you go. Goddamn get up.
(06:06):
I want to be in your little workout regiment. Come on,
come on over. I worked out with Blake the other day.
The guy was the guy couldn't walk because I was
too I don't know aggressive. Maybe I wasn't so unsteady enough. Well,
you know, I'm more of a runner, so like this,
this saying applies to me. You're more of like a
(06:26):
you lift with your legs. I like to use them
and apply them and run laps and go long marathon
ish runs. You go on marathon ish runs. It's not
quite a marathon. It's marishawan ish. I like to utilize
my legs muscles for movements that yeah, propel forward ish.
(06:47):
I mean. I also ride a bike like fifty damn
near every day. It's so it's not like I don't
use my you know what fun you're going at it?
I just started, dude. This guy came not saying it's
fucking dust me if you want to, I'm just saying,
if I would start that regiment, I'm going to get
there with you, brother. But you inspire me. Brother, I believe,
(07:11):
I absolutely believe that you would. And admittedly, whatever you
do someone else's work out, they're obviously going to be
a little better because they've been slow and steady with
the race. But if we're talking sexually, the pleasure, pleasure
is arts. If we're talking about the pleasure, uh so
(07:32):
and steady sometimes doesn't win the race. Is this coming
from the jack human jackhammer from Adam Divine, the human Jackhammer,
Adam the Jackhammer Divine. Yeah, this dude, this captain Blaze
hard over here, this guy really goes at it. Well.
I've been told like sometimes it's just you're going too long.
(07:54):
Oh wow, I've been told repeatedly too long. The more
it's too long. I've never been said to me. That
is not in my dictionary. And I don't really have
an issue with premature ejac that's not my Sometimes I
go too long and she's like, you know, wrap it
(08:15):
the funk up so for her, so then it's like
slow and steady that's not winning the race. Yeah, she
wants more of a dead sprint and then we we
get there right right. Yeah. I feel like this is
more advice for like a rookie, because sometimes you come
out and you think you just need to. But yeah,
there's an art to it. It's a dance. It's a
(08:36):
real dance. It's a tango. So uh dancing tango wins
the race. That gonna be a little too little tango
the maka rain that wins the race. Baby, that's pretty good.
(09:02):
This is for the news. This isn't for the sage
old vets that we are. Yeah, well, I mean, I
mean I feel like the longer, the longer you're in
the game, the longer you're you're like throwing your hat
and the race, it's like, yeah, you realize like you
need to pace yourself, Like it's a young man's thing
to come out and just be like I gotta just
sprint to get to the get to the end. But
(09:24):
it's a marathon. Baby. Also enjoy yourself. But like I said,
if we're talking sexually, yes, I always in by the
way I know you are. You won't shut up about
I mean, I worked out with you like a week ago.
I get it. It's all sex. How loud is that
the gym? Uh? He grunts, he grunts, he's not He's
(09:46):
way louder when he sucks. And I was his roommate
and I lived a wall away, so yeah, I know.
But Adam, weren't you just bench pressing women in your room? Yeah,
it's just a workout in there. Yeah, uh, the pleasure
our Well, so guys, we we kind of jumped right
(10:19):
into sex as far as the slow and steady wins
the race. But what about when you are when you're
courting a woman or a man, when you're recording process,
how do you how do you play it? It's a
delicate balance. Too slow and too steady that won't win
the race. Then you're gonna be friend zon did and
and you won't. You know, you're not gonna end up
dating this person that you that you really like. I mean,
(10:41):
you like them as a friend, but it seems like
you like them as more and she's not going to
reciprocate that you like you if you have stayed in
the friend zone for too long. Yeah, Because the whole
thing is is like when you are kind of vibing
with the person, you want to play it cool because
if you come out too hot, like out the gate,
then you're gonna come off a little desperate and then
(11:01):
they're like, what's up with this person? Is this a
clean person. This person doesn't have a life of their own.
So yeah, it really is a delicate balance, isn't it,
isn't it? Yeah, slow and low, that is the tempo
you want to play a little cool, you know. Yeah,
and also slow and steadied does win a race if
(11:23):
you are playing it a little cool, right, because you
don't want to come out and just be like you,
I love you, I have my children, but have you
ever tried that I have they? Can I buy you
a drink? I love you? And I want to have
the children scotch on the rocks. But it's kind of
(11:45):
also about like not panicking because there are times when
like there's maybe a lady or a guy you're interested
in that they're just not ready to be in that relationship.
You know what I mean? Is so if you hang
around eventually that and you stay in you know, texting,
checking in on them or whatever, maybe eventually it will
turn that corner and you will enter a relationship we're not. Yeah,
(12:10):
well I feel I don't know, you're made like an
altar to her, and you're like burning candles like I
must have her, like maybe move on. Well, yeah, definitely
don't be a psychopath. But Hey, if it's gonna happen,
it's gonna happen. Sometimes fate needs to step in as well.
That's true, Blake. If it if it's gonna happen, it's
gonna happen. I think maybe that's what it should be.
(12:31):
Not slow and steady wins the race. If it's gonna happen,
it's gonna happen. Yeah, but you have to shoot your shot, man,
like you have slow and steady does can That can
be a good theory, but you have to be you
have to shoot your shot. You can't just be there
in the cut watching all these other guys make moves. Okay.
So here's the thing though, because it's put in this
perspective of race. So if you put it in a race,
(12:53):
are we talking about like the day you die? Because
like if you finally if you're slow and steady with
this this person who you want to have a relationship,
and you finally get her on your deathbed, is did
you win the race? Like, oh yeah, man, I lost
the race. If you got a trojan and you're beautiful, man,
it's just it's really beautiful to me, it's beautiful. But
(13:15):
to bring it back to a sexually bring it back.
Maybe slow and steady, like I said earlier, sometimes doesn't
win the race. Sometimes you got it has to be
a little more. Uh, just say jack camer Just say
Jack camer. Sometimes you got jack camera. We need to
be like the slipknot drummer to bass pedals fucking going now.
(13:39):
Sometimes you gotta blast off to the moon. And I
think that that maybe is a better phrase. So and
steady does win the race. Sometimes we're talking about as
guys right now, Yeah, we're talking about guys. Yeah, we
really need a female perspective for this. I don't know
if we can speak for women, but like should should
women go slow and steady? Does that win their race?
Or should they camera? Or do they want to blast?
(14:02):
I feel like a lot of women would like to
be blasted off to the moon. But that's such a
guided thing to say, Like, truly, has any girl brought
you aside and been like, hey, man, could you just
blast me a little harderness be honest said that. Has
anyone ever said harder? Yeah? What do you mean? No?
(14:23):
I'm just I mean they're not saying cool terminology like
blast off to the moon. They're not saying like do
pass ship like that, but they're not all you know,
they're not comedians. I'm not having such a lot of
female comics saying really funny stuff. I just feel like, yeah,
if we're like tying this little saying into the bedroom,
this is a two person conversation, Like it's all about communication.
(14:44):
So like communication wins the race. Like if you're trying
to get in to the line, if you're trying to
get to that finish line, like we need to talk
about what makes you get there. Communication wins the race.
If you're trying to blast off to the just have
a good pit crew, baby. So that pit crew that
(15:08):
has nothing to do with it. It's blasting off. That's
what are you talking about. That's drill. He's drilling him home. Well,
I was trying to say blasting off to the moon
that you would need that's not you're not taking a
wheel off of if you're blasting right. True. Okay, Well,
so you want to take it to the space race.
You want to talk about the space race. Obviously we're
in this space race. We're trying to send send your
(15:31):
partner to the moon. Use drills on those things, though,
I guess they would use drills. I have drills for sure. Yeah, sure, okay, yeah,
so Blake, I take it back that that was the
right noise to use, you know, like that's how they
closed the hatch, right, I would hope, so you got
a bolted shut yeah, or also the door might fly
off and we lost Shatner. Did he go get test space? No,
(15:54):
I don't. I think I don't know. I actually don't know.
I thought he did because he was like in the
I don't know, you know what, I don't care. Well
the photo I saw of him our managers in the
chat saying yes he did, he did go. Because I
saw a photo of him. I'm like, he's looking really red.
He's look like Shatner is looking like he's about to pop.
And so I was like, I was like, maybe he's
(16:16):
blasted off to the moon already. Do you know how
old he is? If I had to guess six, He's like,
he's like, I think he's almost ninety. No, God, I
think I can't go to space when you're ninety. Well
he did, and he blasted off to the moon. And
so guess what, Slow and Steady didn't win that race
blasting off to the moon. Did he's ninety? He's ninety.
(16:39):
Oh my god, well, good for him. He's looking grade
for ninety, he looks amazing. Well if you told me,
if you told me that he just eats steak five
times a day and sure eight years old, I would
I would be like, yeah, that's what that's what you
would look like. If I told you what that shatter
(16:59):
ey steak five times, just a true carnivore. Yeah, and
that's what he looked like. I'd be like, yeah, he's
a guy that that like is not taking care of himself.
But for ninety's looking fantastic. Okay, but look at it
this way to bring it back to slow. Instead he
wins the race. This is a dude who was in
Star Trek right, like he's playing around in space like
(17:21):
I'm amongst the stars. He turned ninety years old and
he finally actually left Earth and went into space. He
did it for the long run. You're gonna skip past
like t J. Hooker, And didn't he get like emmy
like as a lawyer, I know, but I'm just saying
this dude was he's all in on Star Trek right,
(17:43):
like all in dude, like William Shatner claims it hard
so to finally get to go to space like that
is the definition of slow and steady winning the race.
But in order to do that five stakes because he
had to blast off to the moment, right, it's five
(18:05):
stakes a day. Wins the race and then you can
blast off. All right, Hey, anders, I want you to
respect William Shatner. That was rude, dude. Yeah, Hey, what's
crazy is Trojan Condoms is only ten years older than
William Shatner. Damn c Do you think he was on
the now because he would have been save it? That
(18:28):
was dang. I wonder if he's in the testing squad.
Do you think they've been testing them for a hundred years?
Do you think that the product had come out? How
long do you think they Well, I'm sure they tested
it as much as they needed to before the product
at the shelves because they want to test it on
young viral men, viral viril with virus. They probably are
(18:53):
testing it on infected people and seeing the transfer on
viril and and viral men something some young sexual guards.
So probably I wonder if William Shatner, I mean, he's
been in Hollywood a very long time. Maybe he was
on that first wave of Hey, Let's give these guys
some condoms. Let's let's see if latex on winners is
(19:15):
a good move, and maybe if possible that Billy Shatner
was in that first batch long and prospect, he got it.
Let's get this. Let's get some flowers to Billy Shatner.
A man who I thought was a guy who's about
to die of a heart attack at fifty eight years old,
turns out he's ninety years old, and he's making me
(19:36):
realize that my slow and steady winning the race, of
eating steak almost every day of my life might be
might be a great way to live, because I could
I could end up being ninety and going to outer
space due keeping those steaks, and you're gonna You're gonna
make it to the finish line, and I might blast
off to the moon. So slow and steady wins the race.
(19:59):
If you're to the race, if you're new to the game,
that's a good way to go about it at first.
But then as you are become a veteran of whatever
game that this race is, uh, it's time for you
to blast off to the moon. Obsessed with race when
you're hitting it, when you're about to retire, when the
(20:20):
game you're about to retire from. It's it's coming, and
you see it. You've got to be like, yo, it's
time to blast beat this thing and blast off to
the moon. So you're saying, at your retirement of the race,
after years of being slow and steady, put it all
in and die on the field, die on the track,
and blast off to the moon. Yeah. Well, hey, guys,
(20:42):
the pleasure was mine. What a season. This was the last.
This was the very last episode of this season of
The Pleasure is Ours, and I would like to say
that it was guys. I had a great time doing
this podcast with you. Zoom handshake to my very good friends,
and thank you all for listening, and please tune in
(21:03):
to our other podcast. This is import But for now,
the pleasure was our O
What's the show called The Pleasure is Ours? I think
I know how we're taking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The pleasure is ours, ladies and gentlemen,
(00:22):
boys and girls, but mostly ladies and fully a grown adult.
It's welcome to The pleasure is all my God, brought
to you by what Blake? Who's our sponsor? Trojan my man?
(00:49):
Your Ogen Condoms, America's number one selling condom, absolutely one
condom brand. You better believe the stood for over a
hundred years. Get it, Get it right, guys, what are right?
It's been the pleasure has been ours, and I hope
it's been all the listeners as well. This has been
a hot, steamy little pod. I wonder how many people
(01:10):
jerk off to the poster? Yeah, masturbated. You knew where
I was going to get masturbated to the podcast because admittedly,
like you know, this is important. Obviously we're very cool
and sexy there, but we've been very sexy, very sexual.
I love the idea of the person who's master been
in this show, like right now midstroke, just going just
(01:30):
talking to me or do they go like double time?
Oh yeah? Are they like I'm talking to you Derek.
This is my moment. How crazy it would be if
his name was Derek. He's mid stroke, he stops, he's
like he throws his headphones across from room. Shout out
to Derek, man, stroke down, Derek, we're fans. Quick question.
(01:50):
You ever beat off into a condom? Oh? Like practice? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think I. Before I had sex in a condom,
I was like, I gotta put one of these things. Yeah,
you gotta give it a go, see if you can
strap it on. And then now that it was on,
I was like, no, now that it's out, now I
don't want to live without it. Can't waste it. I
wanted on all that time. And then like I took
it off and then I started blowing air into it
(02:12):
to kind of inflate, just to see if there's any
kind of holes or leaks. And guess what with Trojan
never was. That's because it's been tested and it's trusted
for over a hundred years. Buddy, you're not gonna find
any holes in those kind of maybe no. Well, that
being said, like, don't just keep it in your you know,
don't just keep it in your wallet for like hundred years. Respect.
(02:33):
Respect the latex born on date on there. You have
to respect it absolutely. But that being said, it's not
coming out of the factor with with any holes that
you're doing. And you know what they've they've taken their
time for a hundred years. And which is a beautiful
segue to our our topic of the day. The saying
is slow and steady wins the race. You don't just
(02:55):
jump into the condom game and take over with your
lack of experience. Um, there's no trust there or exactly
why am I putting you on my dick? Slow and
steady that's a pretty good I feel for the most part,
that does win the race. Like just being consistent, consistently
(03:15):
doing the right things over and over. Uh, that'll that'll
breed success absolutely. There are a few X factors to this.
What is the race? Is it a sprint? Because if
it's a sprint and you're trying to slow and steady it,
I don't know if you're getting away when the race. Yeah,
(03:36):
but if your mind, if your mind is slow and steady,
like I'm sure you saying bold, like when he's in
that sprint and he's coming out of the gate and
every stride, I guarantee you in his mind, everything is
slowed down. Okay, straight matrix. Did you see that video?
I'm sure you guys have. It was like of the sprinter.
I don't I don't know my sprinter, so I don't
(03:57):
know the guy's name, but it was like locked off
just on Carson. Who is this right? I mean, if
anyone were to know, it's probably Dirs. But it's just
like locked off on this guy's and he's a hurdler,
and it's just like locked on his eyes. Uh, and
you could just tell like he's his face is not
(04:18):
doing anything. He's not like grimacing or smile like you should.
When I run, it looks it's ugly so painful. Yeah,
like a lot is happening in my brain. It's just like,
come on, buddy, you could do this and then also
out out. Yeah yeah, it's painful experience. But I feel
for for that track star. Slow and steady for him
(04:40):
is lightning fast. He's a runner, he's a track star. Yeah, absolutely,
because I mean if you were really thinking about it's
like kind of fast and steady would win the race, right,
That's what the thing should be because if you can, yeah,
if you can be fast and steady at the same time,
you're gonna win every race you enter. Well, let's say
(05:01):
let's say it's just if if it's if it's working
out okay, okay, throwing some weights around, getting your pump on,
slow and steady. You're saying exercising exercising like physically working
out like you're you're extra uh, slow and steady. To me,
that just means you're doing it every day. You're you're
(05:22):
steady with it. You're not just going big on one
day and then falling down the mountaintop for the other
six days. Sure you know you're not working out nine
hours a day one day and then not at all
the rest of the week. You're not gonna show up
on the first day and do like a crazy max
dead lift. You're gonna want to get in there. You're
gonna warm up a little bit. If the other guy
(05:44):
gets in there and does it for he's gonna throw
his damn back out exactly. You'll be the last man standing.
That's what it's all about. You want to start that
first day kind of reminder back, Hey, we're gonna be
using you. You're gonna be put to work now, and
then a couple of days later you put on a
little more away and then that Friday, give it hell
slow and steady. Look at you go. Goddamn get up.
(06:06):
I want to be in your little workout regiment. Come on,
come on over. I worked out with Blake the other day.
The guy was the guy couldn't walk because I was
too I don't know aggressive. Maybe I wasn't so unsteady enough. Well,
you know, I'm more of a runner, so like this,
this saying applies to me. You're more of like a
(06:26):
you lift with your legs. I like to use them
and apply them and run laps and go long marathon
ish runs. You go on marathon ish runs. It's not
quite a marathon. It's marishawan ish. I like to utilize
my legs muscles for movements that yeah, propel forward ish.
(06:47):
I mean. I also ride a bike like fifty damn
near every day. It's so it's not like I don't
use my you know what fun you're going at it?
I just started, dude. This guy came not saying it's
fucking dust me if you want to, I'm just saying,
if I would start that regiment, I'm going to get
there with you, brother. But you inspire me. Brother, I believe,
(07:11):
I absolutely believe that you would. And admittedly, whatever you
do someone else's work out, they're obviously going to be
a little better because they've been slow and steady with
the race. But if we're talking sexually, the pleasure, pleasure
is arts. If we're talking about the pleasure, uh so
(07:32):
and steady sometimes doesn't win the race. Is this coming
from the jack human jackhammer from Adam Divine, the human Jackhammer,
Adam the Jackhammer Divine. Yeah, this dude, this captain Blaze
hard over here, this guy really goes at it. Well.
I've been told like sometimes it's just you're going too long.
(07:54):
Oh wow, I've been told repeatedly too long. The more
it's too long. I've never been said to me. That
is not in my dictionary. And I don't really have
an issue with premature ejac that's not my Sometimes I
go too long and she's like, you know, wrap it
(08:15):
the funk up so for her, so then it's like
slow and steady that's not winning the race. Yeah, she
wants more of a dead sprint and then we we
get there right right. Yeah. I feel like this is
more advice for like a rookie, because sometimes you come
out and you think you just need to. But yeah,
there's an art to it. It's a dance. It's a
(08:36):
real dance. It's a tango. So uh dancing tango wins
the race. That gonna be a little too little tango
the maka rain that wins the race. Baby, that's pretty good.
(09:02):
This is for the news. This isn't for the sage
old vets that we are. Yeah, well, I mean, I
mean I feel like the longer, the longer you're in
the game, the longer you're you're like throwing your hat
and the race, it's like, yeah, you realize like you
need to pace yourself, Like it's a young man's thing
to come out and just be like I gotta just
sprint to get to the get to the end. But
(09:24):
it's a marathon. Baby. Also enjoy yourself. But like I said,
if we're talking sexually, yes, I always in by the
way I know you are. You won't shut up about
I mean, I worked out with you like a week ago.
I get it. It's all sex. How loud is that
the gym? Uh? He grunts, he grunts, he's not He's
(09:46):
way louder when he sucks. And I was his roommate
and I lived a wall away, so yeah, I know.
But Adam, weren't you just bench pressing women in your room? Yeah,
it's just a workout in there. Yeah, uh, the pleasure
our Well, so guys, we we kind of jumped right
(10:19):
into sex as far as the slow and steady wins
the race. But what about when you are when you're
courting a woman or a man, when you're recording process,
how do you how do you play it? It's a
delicate balance. Too slow and too steady that won't win
the race. Then you're gonna be friend zon did and
and you won't. You know, you're not gonna end up
dating this person that you that you really like. I mean,
(10:41):
you like them as a friend, but it seems like
you like them as more and she's not going to
reciprocate that you like you if you have stayed in
the friend zone for too long. Yeah, Because the whole
thing is is like when you are kind of vibing
with the person, you want to play it cool because
if you come out too hot, like out the gate,
then you're gonna come off a little desperate and then
(11:01):
they're like, what's up with this person? Is this a
clean person. This person doesn't have a life of their own.
So yeah, it really is a delicate balance, isn't it,
isn't it? Yeah, slow and low, that is the tempo
you want to play a little cool, you know. Yeah,
and also slow and steadied does win a race if
(11:23):
you are playing it a little cool, right, because you
don't want to come out and just be like you,
I love you, I have my children, but have you
ever tried that I have they? Can I buy you
a drink? I love you? And I want to have
the children scotch on the rocks. But it's kind of
(11:45):
also about like not panicking because there are times when
like there's maybe a lady or a guy you're interested
in that they're just not ready to be in that relationship.
You know what I mean? Is so if you hang
around eventually that and you stay in you know, texting,
checking in on them or whatever, maybe eventually it will
turn that corner and you will enter a relationship we're not. Yeah,
(12:10):
well I feel I don't know, you're made like an
altar to her, and you're like burning candles like I
must have her, like maybe move on. Well, yeah, definitely
don't be a psychopath. But Hey, if it's gonna happen,
it's gonna happen. Sometimes fate needs to step in as well.
That's true, Blake. If it if it's gonna happen, it's
gonna happen. I think maybe that's what it should be.
(12:31):
Not slow and steady wins the race. If it's gonna happen,
it's gonna happen. Yeah, but you have to shoot your shot, man,
like you have slow and steady does can That can
be a good theory, but you have to be you
have to shoot your shot. You can't just be there
in the cut watching all these other guys make moves. Okay.
So here's the thing though, because it's put in this
perspective of race. So if you put it in a race,
(12:53):
are we talking about like the day you die? Because
like if you finally if you're slow and steady with
this this person who you want to have a relationship,
and you finally get her on your deathbed, is did
you win the race? Like, oh yeah, man, I lost
the race. If you got a trojan and you're beautiful, man,
it's just it's really beautiful to me, it's beautiful. But
(13:15):
to bring it back to a sexually bring it back.
Maybe slow and steady, like I said earlier, sometimes doesn't
win the race. Sometimes you got it has to be
a little more. Uh, just say jack camer Just say
Jack camer. Sometimes you got jack camera. We need to
be like the slipknot drummer to bass pedals fucking going now.
(13:39):
Sometimes you gotta blast off to the moon. And I
think that that maybe is a better phrase. So and
steady does win the race. Sometimes we're talking about as
guys right now, Yeah, we're talking about guys. Yeah, we
really need a female perspective for this. I don't know
if we can speak for women, but like should should
women go slow and steady? Does that win their race?
Or should they camera? Or do they want to blast?
(14:02):
I feel like a lot of women would like to
be blasted off to the moon. But that's such a
guided thing to say, Like, truly, has any girl brought
you aside and been like, hey, man, could you just
blast me a little harderness be honest said that. Has
anyone ever said harder? Yeah? What do you mean? No?
(14:23):
I'm just I mean they're not saying cool terminology like
blast off to the moon. They're not saying like do
pass ship like that, but they're not all you know,
they're not comedians. I'm not having such a lot of
female comics saying really funny stuff. I just feel like, yeah,
if we're like tying this little saying into the bedroom,
this is a two person conversation, Like it's all about communication.
(14:44):
So like communication wins the race. Like if you're trying
to get in to the line, if you're trying to
get to that finish line, like we need to talk
about what makes you get there. Communication wins the race.
If you're trying to blast off to the just have
a good pit crew, baby. So that pit crew that
(15:08):
has nothing to do with it. It's blasting off. That's
what are you talking about. That's drill. He's drilling him home. Well,
I was trying to say blasting off to the moon
that you would need that's not you're not taking a
wheel off of if you're blasting right. True. Okay, Well,
so you want to take it to the space race.
You want to talk about the space race. Obviously we're
in this space race. We're trying to send send your
(15:31):
partner to the moon. Use drills on those things, though,
I guess they would use drills. I have drills for sure. Yeah, sure, okay, yeah,
so Blake, I take it back that that was the
right noise to use, you know, like that's how they
closed the hatch, right, I would hope, so you got
a bolted shut yeah, or also the door might fly
off and we lost Shatner. Did he go get test space? No,
(15:54):
I don't. I think I don't know. I actually don't know.
I thought he did because he was like in the
I don't know, you know what, I don't care. Well
the photo I saw of him our managers in the
chat saying yes he did, he did go. Because I
saw a photo of him. I'm like, he's looking really red.
He's look like Shatner is looking like he's about to pop.
And so I was like, I was like, maybe he's
(16:16):
blasted off to the moon already. Do you know how
old he is? If I had to guess six, He's like,
he's like, I think he's almost ninety. No, God, I
think I can't go to space when you're ninety. Well
he did, and he blasted off to the moon. And
so guess what, Slow and Steady didn't win that race
blasting off to the moon. Did he's ninety? He's ninety.
(16:39):
Oh my god, well, good for him. He's looking grade
for ninety, he looks amazing. Well if you told me,
if you told me that he just eats steak five
times a day and sure eight years old, I would
I would be like, yeah, that's what that's what you
would look like. If I told you what that shatter
(16:59):
ey steak five times, just a true carnivore. Yeah, and
that's what he looked like. I'd be like, yeah, he's
a guy that that like is not taking care of himself.
But for ninety's looking fantastic. Okay, but look at it
this way to bring it back to slow. Instead he
wins the race. This is a dude who was in
Star Trek right, like he's playing around in space like
(17:21):
I'm amongst the stars. He turned ninety years old and
he finally actually left Earth and went into space. He
did it for the long run. You're gonna skip past
like t J. Hooker, And didn't he get like emmy
like as a lawyer, I know, but I'm just saying
this dude was he's all in on Star Trek right,
(17:43):
like all in dude, like William Shatner claims it hard
so to finally get to go to space like that
is the definition of slow and steady winning the race.
But in order to do that five stakes because he
had to blast off to the moment, right, it's five
(18:05):
stakes a day. Wins the race and then you can
blast off. All right, Hey, anders, I want you to
respect William Shatner. That was rude, dude. Yeah, Hey, what's
crazy is Trojan Condoms is only ten years older than
William Shatner. Damn c Do you think he was on
the now because he would have been save it? That
(18:28):
was dang. I wonder if he's in the testing squad.
Do you think they've been testing them for a hundred years?
Do you think that the product had come out? How
long do you think they Well, I'm sure they tested
it as much as they needed to before the product
at the shelves because they want to test it on
young viral men, viral viril with virus. They probably are
(18:53):
testing it on infected people and seeing the transfer on
viril and and viral men something some young sexual guards.
So probably I wonder if William Shatner, I mean, he's
been in Hollywood a very long time. Maybe he was
on that first wave of Hey, Let's give these guys
some condoms. Let's let's see if latex on winners is
(19:15):
a good move, and maybe if possible that Billy Shatner
was in that first batch long and prospect, he got it.
Let's get this. Let's get some flowers to Billy Shatner.
A man who I thought was a guy who's about
to die of a heart attack at fifty eight years old,
turns out he's ninety years old, and he's making me
(19:36):
realize that my slow and steady winning the race, of
eating steak almost every day of my life might be
might be a great way to live, because I could
I could end up being ninety and going to outer
space due keeping those steaks, and you're gonna You're gonna
make it to the finish line, and I might blast
off to the moon. So slow and steady wins the race.
(19:59):
If you're to the race, if you're new to the game,
that's a good way to go about it at first.
But then as you are become a veteran of whatever
game that this race is, uh, it's time for you
to blast off to the moon. Obsessed with race when
you're hitting it, when you're about to retire, when the
(20:20):
game you're about to retire from. It's it's coming, and
you see it. You've got to be like, yo, it's
time to blast beat this thing and blast off to
the moon. So you're saying, at your retirement of the race,
after years of being slow and steady, put it all
in and die on the field, die on the track,
and blast off to the moon. Yeah. Well, hey, guys,
(20:42):
the pleasure was mine. What a season. This was the last.
This was the very last episode of this season of
The Pleasure is Ours, and I would like to say
that it was guys. I had a great time doing
this podcast with you. Zoom handshake to my very good friends,
and thank you all for listening, and please tune in
(21:03):
to our other podcast. This is import But for now,
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