November 18, 2021 • 21 mins
While some might ponder the versatility of the phrase, "don't bite off more than you can chew," the guys on this podcast get literal...quick. So in this week's food-themed-episode of The Pleasure Is Ours, Kyle ponders whether caramel might be the stickiest thing a person could put in one's mouth while Blake reminisces a childhood affinity for shoving mozzarella sticks down his throat. And although Adam insists he's been able to "chew everything he's bitten," the fellas remind him of the time in his life when hosting the MTV movie awards and filming Game Over, Man turned a private jet afterparty into Snoozeville '98.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's the show called the Pleasure as ours? I think
I know how we're kicking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The pleasure as ours? Hey, guys, pleasure
(00:27):
that's my spot, that's my spot. You have a spot? Uh? Yeah?
The spot for me is the day zone. Yeah, it's
a big spot. I have a view spots. My nipples
are a spot. Yeah, bro, what do you mean that
for real? Wait? What do you mean? Is that for real?
Is that for real? Because what do you mean? Well?
I mean, yeah, you're a pretty standard question. Okay, yeah,
(00:49):
it's for real. It is yours are not That's what
blows me for real? Is a standard question. Yeah. I
could talk on these all day long, getting nothing, getting
no sexual talking is not Tugging is not what I'm
talking about. I'm talking about the soft touch, the feathers
because because I remember I used to always grab ahold
of yourr It wasn't so much a nipple. I was
grabbing your whole titty meat. Yeah, you grabbed the whole
(01:10):
thing and I jiggle him around just for just as
a fun, as a fun ha ha. And they're not
big nipples on Kyle, didn't you notoriously fail at piercing
your nipples or it happened and they got infected. Something
that wasn't our buddy. Oh you're really backtracking pretty quick.
That wasn't me. I did the lip and that failed
(01:30):
and got infected. But our buddy Justin did the nipple
and that failed and got infected as well. And what
was it? A dare? Did he do it on a lark?
It was like a drunken Yeah, like a drunken like,
we we'll do this. And do you think when you
tried to pierce your lip and and Justin tried to
pierce his nipple that he bit off more than he
could chew? Seg which is the topic for this episode
(01:57):
of Pleasure is the pleasure is all is brought to
you by There's no denying. This is a classic bit
of advice. It's been around a long time. I know
people won't shut up about this advice, and I honestly
I'm willing to go out on a limb and say
(02:17):
that it sucks. God. Yeah, yeah, this is dumb advice.
You think it's good advice. Don't bite it more than
you can chew. I think if if, if, if you
can't chew it, you're a bit, dude, Thank you simply
put it, sorry about it? Yeah, it just needs a
little revamp, a little reboot, right, that's what Hollywood's doing. Now,
(02:39):
don't bite off more than you could chew. Let's talk
about this, Kyle, What does that mean to you? I
initially think about like fucking trying to bite a big
gas hunk of like caramel or something, you know what
I mean. Okay, that's weird. So you go like write
a literal, literal eating kramel. You think about eating carmel,
(03:03):
and let's just let's let's keep that and Adam, where
do you go? Same camel? Oh, it's a little different
thing caramel. For me, it's more like like too much
apple sauce, like a whole jug of apples. God, don't
bite off too much of a jug of apple sauce.
You don't even chew apple sauce though, huh No, No,
(03:25):
obviously it's your your You put too much on your plate,
You steak, steak on your on your plate. Well that's
when you say your eyes are too big for your plate.
Oh damn, that's your eyes are bigger than your mouth.
So you you're, you're, you're, you're I mean what is that?
How do you break this phrase down? Because that is
how I would explain it. I can chew, Yeah, Blake,
(03:47):
where biting off more than you can chew is when
you take on two more than you're able to It's
more than you're able to handle. Yeah, you've taken such
a big chunk out of what you're doing that you
I just choke you. You're talking with your mouth. You
look like a fool out there. So, Kyle, I know
you took it literally. Have you ever literally bitten off
(04:09):
more than you can chew? And what the heck happened? Well,
that's what I'm talking about. The caramel. Take us back
to this caramel if it is kind of like a warning?
What happened to you? Did you? Did you choke? It
seems like it really rattled you to your core. Well,
it's you're afraid because you take such a big bite
of caramel and you have to fucking like, you know,
chew through it. And that ship's very sticky, probably the
stickiest of things you can put in your mouth. So
(04:30):
you're afraid. For me, I was afraid my feelings might
fall out, my fucking teeth might rip out. You went
straight to dental bills. Well fuck yeah, bro, And I'm like,
sho it, I bit off more than I could chew. Obviously,
now I'm gonna pay for it and dentist work, so
obviously Trojan is the sponsor. So obviously, feel like, don't
bite off more you could chew. We gotta maybe talk
(04:53):
about it in a sexual fashion. Bite off more than
you could chew sexually? And what does how? What does
that mean? Because I feel like I've been able to
chew everything that I've been a good off. I wouldn't know.
It's definitely not too big for anyone to try to chew.
And yeah, so you're talking about biting the dick. What
(05:17):
are you trying. I'm just saying it's not too big toe,
that's all. Oh you're talking about you? Yeah, you know.
It's like, so this isn't in relation to you boding off.
This is someone else biting off. I would never give
that advice. I'd be like, you're good to go. Yeah,
it's good. It's very trouble have it you. It's a
(05:37):
healthy snackers. Are you trying to tell us that you
enjoy a tooth feed blow job? I'm the guy, I'm
the guy. You're the guy pal, you're the one where
you're the one human that enjoys a nice to blow job. No,
I guess I was still I was still working in
the metaphor. You guys are still living in the literal.
(05:58):
And that's funny, man, Maybe this this whole concept. Adam
took it to the metaphor and he said he's never
had that problem. He's always been able to chew what
he bit in the bedroom. And that's where I said,
hold up, what is that you want to you want
to know what that means? Like you never is a
very very extreme word, by the way, well other than like,
I mean maybe it was originally called the Never games
(06:19):
and then they change it to X games, Carmel games,
the Hunger Games games. You would go, yeah, that's what
I thought too. Uh Yeah. I feel like, don't bite
off more than you could chew. Could be like you're
dating multiple people at the same time, which stands make
(06:39):
but I feel like when you're young and you're you know,
you're seeing a lot of different people and you're you're
not really committed to, like you're not calling anyone your
girlfriend or your boyfriend or whatever. You can see other people.
I feel there's that gray period before you lock someone down.
Is this a weird time to talk about the three
different families that I have in different states? This would
(07:00):
be a weird time. This would be a weird time.
I've got families. That's the original virgin. Yeah, that's that
was ludicrous. Oh to not biting off more than you
could choose, see, ludicrous. Didn't even think it was possible, right, Well,
it very much is possible until you commit to someone
(07:22):
and then and then you know, quit chewing me. Yeah,
I feel like that always ends messy unless you have
a twin, and then you can kind of like be
in both places at once. I wish I was a twin.
Would you like to like the missed doubtfire and you're
like running from table to table, you know what I mean?
Then that's what you're biting off more than you could chew. Okay,
when your life turns into a farce bag, all right,
(07:45):
it's pretty good. I mean, maybe I bit off more
than I could chew when I'm like, oh, it's gonna
go down tonight and me and my girl come home.
Maybe I I drank a little bit more than I
should have, and then I get home and I'm like,
I'm like the A lot of guys they get horny
(08:05):
when they're drunk. I'm the opposite. I'm just like, I don't,
I'm not horny. Now are you saying? You were like
in the club you had a few drinks, You're like, baby,
when I get you home, I'm gonna just rock your world.
And then they a couple more drinks start boring, You
get a yeager shot in. Yeah, you go home and
next thing you know, Snoozeville nine yet snooze Ville ninety.
So you've bit off more than you could chew of booze. Yeah,
(08:28):
I drank more than I should have, so I couldn't.
But that's just not as fun to say. Yeah, it doesn't.
That doesn't roll off the top. Like if someone's like, hey, man,
be careful, I don't drink more than you should have,
You're like, what for me? I start to think of
if I'm gonna bite off more than I can chew,
maybe it's like some kind of cool fantasy where I
get like five freaking partners at once in the bed
(08:49):
and I couldnot service any of them. Well, right, that's
that classic Jamie Fox. But where is that the playway? Mansion,
just trying to anybody into ditttdict and all the ladies
start going for each other there. Yeah, you're like, dude,
this is so awesome. And then it's just five people
piste off at you. Right, I'm like, come on, man,
one of us, not us, not get any of us.
(09:12):
You all work on each other. I'm gonna try to
reload the six shooter. I'm gonna go, uh, refill the cooler,
reload the six shooter. I love that you got a
six shooters. I think Daddy bit off more than he
could show. Yeah, bro, I'm lucky if I got a
two shooter. Yeah, I got a two fifty c C
squirre gun over here? Damn what is that mean? Two
(09:35):
fifties c C squirre gun. That's the littlest one to
fifty c C. Did you go to a motorcycle? Now
that what was the little uh six shooter we're talking about.
I'm talking about the super socer, super soker, But what's
the c C the littlest one right now? The biggest
was the two fifty third And then I'm just getting
(09:55):
something cool compliment. Yeah, you were like real modest, and
I think you went to a Motorcycle Engine Studio. Yeah,
we're not going to confirm the pleasure our fighting off
(10:24):
more than you can chew? What is like the most like?
I feel like it's when, um, you're like in college,
you were like taking on like a lot of classes
or something. You know, You're like, I'm just gonna cram
sixteen credits. I don't know what that means. You're gonna
do sixteen credits and one semester. Yeah, I was like,
maybe I try to go to school for thirty five years.
(10:44):
Let's really concentrate on one class at a time. I
should really concentrate on improv here. I should really concentrate
on creative writing and improv class this semester. I'm actually
gonna take creative writing again. But Adam, you need to
take basic math because your math grades were so low.
(11:06):
I'm kicking that can down the road. No, I don't.
What do you want me to do? Bite off more
than I can chew? Come on, baby, I think I've
never bitten off more than I could chew? I take
that back. Probably work stuff I think works. It's work.
It's definitely work. I'm talking to the demo, the college demo.
We're still young, well, you can say. Side hustles is
probably like you know, hustles and side hustles is where
(11:28):
you bite off. Does it work? I didn't know what
that was. Sidehouse like wait, side hustle like if I'm
selling my bracelets while ubering people and running postmates your
charm bracelets? For sure, Let's see Adam's coffee real quick.
Maybe this is a biting off more than you can see.
Situation that is a large glass never sleep and it's
late at night. That's what caffeine. Yeah, guys, I it's
(11:50):
as we know that it is. It is my birthday today.
I went to uh happy birthday, birthday to find out
note to self you texted me earlier, son of a Uh.
I went to Metallica last night. So doing this podcast,
I might a bit off a little more than I
could chew. I do have to wake up at five am.
(12:10):
Oh why on the sabbath for work? I think of
my friends, you probably are the most big biting friends
I've got. Like I recall remember when we were shooting
Game Over Man, and in the middle of shooting the movie,
you hosted the like MTV Movie Awards Crazy. That was
truly insane. I don't even remember doing it really like
(12:32):
I have. I mean, it just all happened so damn fast.
It was insane. Yeah, we were shooting Game over Man
and then all of a sudden, I'm hanging off a
chandelier while the stage is on fire and I'm dressed
as Beauty and the bay it's safe, viacom safe. And
what I remember is when we all hitched a ride
on your jet that MTV got you back to Vancouver.
(12:53):
That was one of the coolest. By the way, that
doesn't just happen. That we we partied as if that
doesn't happen, because it doesn't happen, right, And we were parting,
and we were partying, and then we turn and you
were just curled up in the back taking the snooze
a little baby band not in a negative way, in
a guys, maybe a bit off more than I could chew.
I bit off maybe more than maybe I could chew.
(13:14):
Maybe maybe that's good, But I still chewed it, still
swallowed it. And that's what you were doing on the plane.
You were just digesting, you know, for like when you
take big bites, you can get through them. I think
that's a big, a big part of this is you
can get through that karmel. You can get through Hey,
(13:35):
don't bite off more than you can chew that. Those
people maybe aren't losers. Yeah, maybe they're losers. Yeah, they
have no teeth. Maybe they're not biting enough. Maybe they're
not hungry enough. Dude, they could be. They could be scared.
They're too scared because of all that caramel. They're afraid
it's gonna get it's gonna get stuck to them. Is
the news saying, if you're afraid of carmel, bitch, step aside,
(13:58):
step aside. There's big bites happening someone else with with
a big set. Your bit as down. Caramels a bit,
caramels are and then you bite, then you buye. We
got it, we finally got it. We're not done, but
we we already have it. We cracked that code. Caramels
a bit and then you buy it. Man that it
almost kind of sounds like it rolls off the tug
(14:20):
to wait, what is it? Caramels a bit? And then
you bite as much as you fucking want and then
maybe and chill while you're digesting, Just chill. Yeah, okay,
so we're adding more to it. Caramels a bit and
then you bite and chill. Wow, you're digesting its fire
the pleasure. I think maybe that fucking phrase might be
(14:43):
biting off a little more than making chow. Yeah, I
will say that it kind of goes with one of
my very favorite scenes that I ever heard is how
do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time?
So that's like has to do with like when you
say that every day? Dude, you say that every day.
I say that every day. The time I ever heard
that saying was right, now, Yeah, I don't know made
(15:07):
it up. I say this phrase every day. Well yeah,
now that you're like, oh, my favorite saying, and then
Kyle says he says it every day. It's Kyle made
that saying. Uh, well, I always like it. It resonated
with me because it is about having a very very
large problem. You can't eat a whole elephant one bite.
Maybe you can chew, but you can get it eventually
if you nibble at it, like well maybe okay, well
(15:29):
maybe that we just scrap don't bite off more than
you can chew, or the digesting the caramel or whatever
the funk we just said, and we just segue, how
do you eat an elephant one bite at a time. Okay,
that's a great phrase. I mean, yeah, let's trademark that ship.
Let's a t shirt the pleasure. How do you eat caramel?
How do you eat carmel? A little bit, A little
(15:51):
bit of time? How do you eat a truck of caramel?
You open the truck, truck, get a spoon. Now that
you're mentioning Kramel, I used to have a huge issue
with eating Mozza realistics. I would eat them way too fast,
and I would choke on in numerous occasions. I did
it once at Chilies and once at this place called
(16:13):
the Iron Skillet where I ate. I ate the Monza
Realistics so fast, and I was choking because the string
you swallow it and it goes down. Yeah, and I
reached down into my mouth and I barfed all over
the table. But I love much realistics so much. My
(16:35):
mom would always buy them, for sure, and I could
never help it. I had to eat them. So you
would just shove them down your throat and just let
him sit there and dogs contest. You wouldn't choose these Mozzarellistics.
I would try, but they're so delicious. I would swallow
(16:57):
them in the string would still be attached. Yeah, exactly.
It's like when you swallow something and you go like
and you like pull the spaghetti back out, you know. Yeah,
it's so stretchy and delicious. It would get caught in
my throat. But you also didn't have to throw up.
You just we're kind of a bit about it. I
think I threw up because I was choking and I
would reach in my mouth to grab it out of
(17:17):
my throat, and that would set off my gag reaf. Exactly,
you're not truly choking. Well, I was scared. Wait, what
do you mean? It sounds like he was. He had
chewed Monzarella sticks in his Like when you go to
the doctor, they do the tongue depressor. You're not choking,
but it's it's hitting that trigger, and the tongue depressor
is much thinner than a monzarella stick. I'm sorry, I mean,
(17:38):
I eat big monzarell. He's not choking on the stick,
He's choking on the string of the cheese. Correct. Well,
he said, he just shoved him in his I see,
I played the fifth I played the bit he was
showing he shoved him down his throat several at of time,
he's saying that he was chewing it and swallowed before
he had disconnected it from the piece that was not
(18:00):
in the stomach. Correct busted. So you bit off more
than you could chew, exactly, But he didn't chew. Hey,
when you're biting, chew, that's it. If you're gonna bite
the damn thing, no matter what you're eating, just chewing, yeah,
no matter how big the damn bite. Nothing to it
but to chew it. It's gotta be caramel, nothing to
it but to chew it. Okay, taking a big bite
(18:22):
of caramel, you gotta chew it. Well, suck it for
a little bit. Actually, now that I think about caramel,
you could probably get away with sucking it for a second.
We're talking about those sour apple suckla. I swallowed a
tooth one time eating a caramel apple. Like it came
out when I was in like second grade. Did you
(18:43):
come out in your pupil? It must have were it's
still in there. Oh he doesn't know. Or you got
a little too chilling in your tummy. Yeah, that's fine.
I could see drs having just a little tooth on
his liver, little tooth baby. Yeah, I do have that
vibe you did. Yeah, actually that makes so much sense.
Like that makes so much sense. You see that now
(19:04):
now that you're saying it's answered some ship. Oh yeah.
When I heard that, don't bite off more than you
could chew, I initially thought of because I was thinking,
you know, sexually. I initially thought of that scene member
in Shawshank Redeption where like the dudes like you never
freaking suck on my dinger and that's the only part
I remember. And then like Tim Robbins is like, if
(19:24):
you stab me in the head, my jaw will close
on your penis and I will bite your dick off
and they're gonna need the jaws of life to get
my mouth off of you. I don't remember that part.
I I kind of do. You're like ringing a little
bit of a bell over. He remember, like the sisters
come into like the laundry room and they all like
strap them down and they're like, we're gonna make you
(19:45):
suck it. And then like they got like a screwdriver
to his temple and he's like, just so you know,
if you jam that in my jaw, will the reflexes. Yeah,
that was always like when a kid was about to
get beat up by like the biggest kid. He'd be like,
I'm gonna if I will bite your juggular if you
total lay a hand on me. And it's like so much,
just lay a hand on me, Yeah, if you so,
(20:06):
I will cut your achilles tendon and paralyze you for life.
I will break the c six vertebrae. I will unleash
so much pain. I will find you and you're like broke,
you should just run. Just stop talking about you've seen
in movies and hrum Yeah, you know you know what
he would say. He's like, I will take this part
(20:28):
of my hand and I will hit your nose into
your brain cause he's certain death. The internal bleeding will
be unstoppable. You'll die immediately two months, they'll find out
you were You've been dead the whole time, But go ahead,
make your move. And then it's like he's like, let's
leave alone. Man. No, he just throws him into a
toilet or something. He doesn't have a father figure. Yeah,
(20:52):
of course, the whole thing we're talking about is horrible.
It's a bad situation on all ends. It's just bad dad's. Yeah,
it all down to bad dad. Hey, Dad's don't bite
off more than you can chew and have kids. Okay,
if you can't chew your kids, don't don't have them,
don't buy them, have something to that effect. Right, you
get the metaphor, Yeah, this is a parenting metaphor. Now,
(21:14):
Carmel's a bit, and then you got kids. Carmel's a bit,
and then you chew Carmel's a bit. You got it,
and then chill while you digest
What's the show called the Pleasure as ours? I think
I know how we're kicking it off. Do you already
know the pleasure? The pleasure as ours? Hey, guys, pleasure
(00:27):
that's my spot, that's my spot. You have a spot? Uh? Yeah?
The spot for me is the day zone. Yeah, it's
a big spot. I have a view spots. My nipples
are a spot. Yeah, bro, what do you mean that
for real? Wait? What do you mean? Is that for real?
Is that for real? Because what do you mean? Well?
I mean, yeah, you're a pretty standard question. Okay, yeah,
(00:49):
it's for real. It is yours are not That's what
blows me for real? Is a standard question. Yeah. I
could talk on these all day long, getting nothing, getting
no sexual talking is not Tugging is not what I'm
talking about. I'm talking about the soft touch, the feathers
because because I remember I used to always grab ahold
of yourr It wasn't so much a nipple. I was
grabbing your whole titty meat. Yeah, you grabbed the whole
(01:10):
thing and I jiggle him around just for just as
a fun, as a fun ha ha. And they're not
big nipples on Kyle, didn't you notoriously fail at piercing
your nipples or it happened and they got infected. Something
that wasn't our buddy. Oh you're really backtracking pretty quick.
That wasn't me. I did the lip and that failed
(01:30):
and got infected. But our buddy Justin did the nipple
and that failed and got infected as well. And what
was it? A dare? Did he do it on a lark?
It was like a drunken Yeah, like a drunken like,
we we'll do this. And do you think when you
tried to pierce your lip and and Justin tried to
pierce his nipple that he bit off more than he
could chew? Seg which is the topic for this episode
(01:57):
of Pleasure is the pleasure is all is brought to
you by There's no denying. This is a classic bit
of advice. It's been around a long time. I know
people won't shut up about this advice, and I honestly
I'm willing to go out on a limb and say
(02:17):
that it sucks. God. Yeah, yeah, this is dumb advice.
You think it's good advice. Don't bite it more than
you can chew. I think if if, if, if you
can't chew it, you're a bit, dude, Thank you simply
put it, sorry about it? Yeah, it just needs a
little revamp, a little reboot, right, that's what Hollywood's doing. Now,
(02:39):
don't bite off more than you could chew. Let's talk
about this, Kyle, What does that mean to you? I
initially think about like fucking trying to bite a big
gas hunk of like caramel or something, you know what
I mean. Okay, that's weird. So you go like write
a literal, literal eating kramel. You think about eating carmel,
(03:03):
and let's just let's let's keep that and Adam, where
do you go? Same camel? Oh, it's a little different
thing caramel. For me, it's more like like too much
apple sauce, like a whole jug of apples. God, don't
bite off too much of a jug of apple sauce.
You don't even chew apple sauce though, huh No, No,
(03:25):
obviously it's your your You put too much on your plate,
You steak, steak on your on your plate. Well that's
when you say your eyes are too big for your plate.
Oh damn, that's your eyes are bigger than your mouth.
So you you're, you're, you're, you're I mean what is that?
How do you break this phrase down? Because that is
how I would explain it. I can chew, Yeah, Blake,
(03:47):
where biting off more than you can chew is when
you take on two more than you're able to It's
more than you're able to handle. Yeah, you've taken such
a big chunk out of what you're doing that you
I just choke you. You're talking with your mouth. You
look like a fool out there. So, Kyle, I know
you took it literally. Have you ever literally bitten off
(04:09):
more than you can chew? And what the heck happened? Well,
that's what I'm talking about. The caramel. Take us back
to this caramel if it is kind of like a warning?
What happened to you? Did you? Did you choke? It
seems like it really rattled you to your core. Well,
it's you're afraid because you take such a big bite
of caramel and you have to fucking like, you know,
chew through it. And that ship's very sticky, probably the
stickiest of things you can put in your mouth. So
(04:30):
you're afraid. For me, I was afraid my feelings might
fall out, my fucking teeth might rip out. You went
straight to dental bills. Well fuck yeah, bro, And I'm like,
sho it, I bit off more than I could chew. Obviously,
now I'm gonna pay for it and dentist work, so
obviously Trojan is the sponsor. So obviously, feel like, don't
bite off more you could chew. We gotta maybe talk
(04:53):
about it in a sexual fashion. Bite off more than
you could chew sexually? And what does how? What does
that mean? Because I feel like I've been able to
chew everything that I've been a good off. I wouldn't know.
It's definitely not too big for anyone to try to chew.
And yeah, so you're talking about biting the dick. What
(05:17):
are you trying. I'm just saying it's not too big toe,
that's all. Oh you're talking about you? Yeah, you know.
It's like, so this isn't in relation to you boding off.
This is someone else biting off. I would never give
that advice. I'd be like, you're good to go. Yeah,
it's good. It's very trouble have it you. It's a
(05:37):
healthy snackers. Are you trying to tell us that you
enjoy a tooth feed blow job? I'm the guy, I'm
the guy. You're the guy pal, you're the one where
you're the one human that enjoys a nice to blow job. No,
I guess I was still I was still working in
the metaphor. You guys are still living in the literal.
(05:58):
And that's funny, man, Maybe this this whole concept. Adam
took it to the metaphor and he said he's never
had that problem. He's always been able to chew what
he bit in the bedroom. And that's where I said,
hold up, what is that you want to you want
to know what that means? Like you never is a
very very extreme word, by the way, well other than like,
I mean maybe it was originally called the Never games
(06:19):
and then they change it to X games, Carmel games,
the Hunger Games games. You would go, yeah, that's what
I thought too. Uh Yeah. I feel like, don't bite
off more than you could chew. Could be like you're
dating multiple people at the same time, which stands make
(06:39):
but I feel like when you're young and you're you know,
you're seeing a lot of different people and you're you're
not really committed to, like you're not calling anyone your
girlfriend or your boyfriend or whatever. You can see other people.
I feel there's that gray period before you lock someone down.
Is this a weird time to talk about the three
different families that I have in different states? This would
(07:00):
be a weird time. This would be a weird time.
I've got families. That's the original virgin. Yeah, that's that
was ludicrous. Oh to not biting off more than you
could choose, see, ludicrous. Didn't even think it was possible, right, Well,
it very much is possible until you commit to someone
(07:22):
and then and then you know, quit chewing me. Yeah,
I feel like that always ends messy unless you have
a twin, and then you can kind of like be
in both places at once. I wish I was a twin.
Would you like to like the missed doubtfire and you're
like running from table to table, you know what I mean?
Then that's what you're biting off more than you could chew. Okay,
when your life turns into a farce bag, all right,
(07:45):
it's pretty good. I mean, maybe I bit off more
than I could chew when I'm like, oh, it's gonna
go down tonight and me and my girl come home.
Maybe I I drank a little bit more than I
should have, and then I get home and I'm like,
I'm like the A lot of guys they get horny
(08:05):
when they're drunk. I'm the opposite. I'm just like, I don't,
I'm not horny. Now are you saying? You were like
in the club you had a few drinks, You're like, baby,
when I get you home, I'm gonna just rock your world.
And then they a couple more drinks start boring, You
get a yeager shot in. Yeah, you go home and
next thing you know, Snoozeville nine yet snooze Ville ninety.
So you've bit off more than you could chew of booze. Yeah,
(08:28):
I drank more than I should have, so I couldn't.
But that's just not as fun to say. Yeah, it doesn't.
That doesn't roll off the top. Like if someone's like, hey, man,
be careful, I don't drink more than you should have,
You're like, what for me? I start to think of
if I'm gonna bite off more than I can chew,
maybe it's like some kind of cool fantasy where I
get like five freaking partners at once in the bed
(08:49):
and I couldnot service any of them. Well, right, that's
that classic Jamie Fox. But where is that the playway? Mansion,
just trying to anybody into ditttdict and all the ladies
start going for each other there. Yeah, you're like, dude,
this is so awesome. And then it's just five people
piste off at you. Right, I'm like, come on, man,
one of us, not us, not get any of us.
(09:12):
You all work on each other. I'm gonna try to
reload the six shooter. I'm gonna go, uh, refill the cooler,
reload the six shooter. I love that you got a
six shooters. I think Daddy bit off more than he
could show. Yeah, bro, I'm lucky if I got a
two shooter. Yeah, I got a two fifty c C
squirre gun over here? Damn what is that mean? Two
(09:35):
fifties c C squirre gun. That's the littlest one to
fifty c C. Did you go to a motorcycle? Now
that what was the little uh six shooter we're talking about.
I'm talking about the super socer, super soker, But what's
the c C the littlest one right now? The biggest
was the two fifty third And then I'm just getting
(09:55):
something cool compliment. Yeah, you were like real modest, and
I think you went to a Motorcycle Engine Studio. Yeah,
we're not going to confirm the pleasure our fighting off
(10:24):
more than you can chew? What is like the most like?
I feel like it's when, um, you're like in college,
you were like taking on like a lot of classes
or something. You know, You're like, I'm just gonna cram
sixteen credits. I don't know what that means. You're gonna
do sixteen credits and one semester. Yeah, I was like,
maybe I try to go to school for thirty five years.
(10:44):
Let's really concentrate on one class at a time. I
should really concentrate on improv here. I should really concentrate
on creative writing and improv class this semester. I'm actually
gonna take creative writing again. But Adam, you need to
take basic math because your math grades were so low.
(11:06):
I'm kicking that can down the road. No, I don't.
What do you want me to do? Bite off more
than I can chew? Come on, baby, I think I've
never bitten off more than I could chew? I take
that back. Probably work stuff I think works. It's work.
It's definitely work. I'm talking to the demo, the college demo.
We're still young, well, you can say. Side hustles is
probably like you know, hustles and side hustles is where
(11:28):
you bite off. Does it work? I didn't know what
that was. Sidehouse like wait, side hustle like if I'm
selling my bracelets while ubering people and running postmates your
charm bracelets? For sure, Let's see Adam's coffee real quick.
Maybe this is a biting off more than you can see.
Situation that is a large glass never sleep and it's
late at night. That's what caffeine. Yeah, guys, I it's
(11:50):
as we know that it is. It is my birthday today.
I went to uh happy birthday, birthday to find out
note to self you texted me earlier, son of a Uh.
I went to Metallica last night. So doing this podcast,
I might a bit off a little more than I
could chew. I do have to wake up at five am.
(12:10):
Oh why on the sabbath for work? I think of
my friends, you probably are the most big biting friends
I've got. Like I recall remember when we were shooting
Game Over Man, and in the middle of shooting the movie,
you hosted the like MTV Movie Awards Crazy. That was
truly insane. I don't even remember doing it really like
(12:32):
I have. I mean, it just all happened so damn fast.
It was insane. Yeah, we were shooting Game over Man
and then all of a sudden, I'm hanging off a
chandelier while the stage is on fire and I'm dressed
as Beauty and the bay it's safe, viacom safe. And
what I remember is when we all hitched a ride
on your jet that MTV got you back to Vancouver.
(12:53):
That was one of the coolest. By the way, that
doesn't just happen. That we we partied as if that
doesn't happen, because it doesn't happen, right, And we were parting,
and we were partying, and then we turn and you
were just curled up in the back taking the snooze
a little baby band not in a negative way, in
a guys, maybe a bit off more than I could chew.
I bit off maybe more than maybe I could chew.
(13:14):
Maybe maybe that's good, But I still chewed it, still
swallowed it. And that's what you were doing on the plane.
You were just digesting, you know, for like when you
take big bites, you can get through them. I think
that's a big, a big part of this is you
can get through that karmel. You can get through Hey,
(13:35):
don't bite off more than you can chew that. Those
people maybe aren't losers. Yeah, maybe they're losers. Yeah, they
have no teeth. Maybe they're not biting enough. Maybe they're
not hungry enough. Dude, they could be. They could be scared.
They're too scared because of all that caramel. They're afraid
it's gonna get it's gonna get stuck to them. Is
the news saying, if you're afraid of carmel, bitch, step aside,
(13:58):
step aside. There's big bites happening someone else with with
a big set. Your bit as down. Caramels a bit,
caramels are and then you bite, then you buye. We
got it, we finally got it. We're not done, but
we we already have it. We cracked that code. Caramels
a bit and then you buy it. Man that it
almost kind of sounds like it rolls off the tug
(14:20):
to wait, what is it? Caramels a bit? And then
you bite as much as you fucking want and then
maybe and chill while you're digesting, Just chill. Yeah, okay,
so we're adding more to it. Caramels a bit and
then you bite and chill. Wow, you're digesting its fire
the pleasure. I think maybe that fucking phrase might be
(14:43):
biting off a little more than making chow. Yeah, I
will say that it kind of goes with one of
my very favorite scenes that I ever heard is how
do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time?
So that's like has to do with like when you
say that every day? Dude, you say that every day.
I say that every day. The time I ever heard
that saying was right, now, Yeah, I don't know made
(15:07):
it up. I say this phrase every day. Well yeah,
now that you're like, oh, my favorite saying, and then
Kyle says he says it every day. It's Kyle made
that saying. Uh, well, I always like it. It resonated
with me because it is about having a very very
large problem. You can't eat a whole elephant one bite.
Maybe you can chew, but you can get it eventually
if you nibble at it, like well maybe okay, well
(15:29):
maybe that we just scrap don't bite off more than
you can chew, or the digesting the caramel or whatever
the funk we just said, and we just segue, how
do you eat an elephant one bite at a time. Okay,
that's a great phrase. I mean, yeah, let's trademark that ship.
Let's a t shirt the pleasure. How do you eat caramel?
How do you eat carmel? A little bit, A little
(15:51):
bit of time? How do you eat a truck of caramel?
You open the truck, truck, get a spoon. Now that
you're mentioning Kramel, I used to have a huge issue
with eating Mozza realistics. I would eat them way too fast,
and I would choke on in numerous occasions. I did
it once at Chilies and once at this place called
(16:13):
the Iron Skillet where I ate. I ate the Monza
Realistics so fast, and I was choking because the string
you swallow it and it goes down. Yeah, and I
reached down into my mouth and I barfed all over
the table. But I love much realistics so much. My
(16:35):
mom would always buy them, for sure, and I could
never help it. I had to eat them. So you
would just shove them down your throat and just let
him sit there and dogs contest. You wouldn't choose these Mozzarellistics.
I would try, but they're so delicious. I would swallow
(16:57):
them in the string would still be attached. Yeah, exactly.
It's like when you swallow something and you go like
and you like pull the spaghetti back out, you know. Yeah,
it's so stretchy and delicious. It would get caught in
my throat. But you also didn't have to throw up.
You just we're kind of a bit about it. I
think I threw up because I was choking and I
would reach in my mouth to grab it out of
(17:17):
my throat, and that would set off my gag reaf. Exactly,
you're not truly choking. Well, I was scared. Wait, what
do you mean? It sounds like he was. He had
chewed Monzarella sticks in his Like when you go to
the doctor, they do the tongue depressor. You're not choking,
but it's it's hitting that trigger, and the tongue depressor
is much thinner than a monzarella stick. I'm sorry, I mean,
(17:38):
I eat big monzarell. He's not choking on the stick,
He's choking on the string of the cheese. Correct. Well,
he said, he just shoved him in his I see,
I played the fifth I played the bit he was
showing he shoved him down his throat several at of time,
he's saying that he was chewing it and swallowed before
he had disconnected it from the piece that was not
(18:00):
in the stomach. Correct busted. So you bit off more
than you could chew, exactly, But he didn't chew. Hey,
when you're biting, chew, that's it. If you're gonna bite
the damn thing, no matter what you're eating, just chewing, yeah,
no matter how big the damn bite. Nothing to it
but to chew it. It's gotta be caramel, nothing to
it but to chew it. Okay, taking a big bite
(18:22):
of caramel, you gotta chew it. Well, suck it for
a little bit. Actually, now that I think about caramel,
you could probably get away with sucking it for a second.
We're talking about those sour apple suckla. I swallowed a
tooth one time eating a caramel apple. Like it came
out when I was in like second grade. Did you
(18:43):
come out in your pupil? It must have were it's
still in there. Oh he doesn't know. Or you got
a little too chilling in your tummy. Yeah, that's fine.
I could see drs having just a little tooth on
his liver, little tooth baby. Yeah, I do have that
vibe you did. Yeah, actually that makes so much sense.
Like that makes so much sense. You see that now
(19:04):
now that you're saying it's answered some ship. Oh yeah.
When I heard that, don't bite off more than you
could chew, I initially thought of because I was thinking,
you know, sexually. I initially thought of that scene member
in Shawshank Redeption where like the dudes like you never
freaking suck on my dinger and that's the only part
I remember. And then like Tim Robbins is like, if
(19:24):
you stab me in the head, my jaw will close
on your penis and I will bite your dick off
and they're gonna need the jaws of life to get
my mouth off of you. I don't remember that part.
I I kind of do. You're like ringing a little
bit of a bell over. He remember, like the sisters
come into like the laundry room and they all like
strap them down and they're like, we're gonna make you
(19:45):
suck it. And then like they got like a screwdriver
to his temple and he's like, just so you know,
if you jam that in my jaw, will the reflexes. Yeah,
that was always like when a kid was about to
get beat up by like the biggest kid. He'd be like,
I'm gonna if I will bite your juggular if you
total lay a hand on me. And it's like so much,
just lay a hand on me, Yeah, if you so,
(20:06):
I will cut your achilles tendon and paralyze you for life.
I will break the c six vertebrae. I will unleash
so much pain. I will find you and you're like broke,
you should just run. Just stop talking about you've seen
in movies and hrum Yeah, you know you know what
he would say. He's like, I will take this part
(20:28):
of my hand and I will hit your nose into
your brain cause he's certain death. The internal bleeding will
be unstoppable. You'll die immediately two months, they'll find out
you were You've been dead the whole time, But go ahead,
make your move. And then it's like he's like, let's
leave alone. Man. No, he just throws him into a
toilet or something. He doesn't have a father figure. Yeah,
(20:52):
of course, the whole thing we're talking about is horrible.
It's a bad situation on all ends. It's just bad dad's. Yeah,
it all down to bad dad. Hey, Dad's don't bite
off more than you can chew and have kids. Okay,
if you can't chew your kids, don't don't have them,
don't buy them, have something to that effect. Right, you
get the metaphor, Yeah, this is a parenting metaphor. Now,
(21:14):
Carmel's a bit, and then you got kids. Carmel's a bit,
and then you chew Carmel's a bit. You got it,
and then chill while you digest
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