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Jolio Tudor Magruder is Readysville is ready chasing monkeys in
East Mississippi.

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I remember gold Bost.

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Yeah, what a throwback. Uh, and thank you for being
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Speaker 1 (02:18):
Uh, the good Lord Willing and the creek don't rise. Munford,
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Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So they're piling in from all over, letting us know
fellas that were not alone. Uh, they're out there, They're everywhere.
Everybody's moving, everybody's shaking, everybody ready to get up and ready.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And yes, we uh we will be addressing.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
We got a monkey loose in East Mississippi. Wat a
diseased monkey. Not just any monkey, not just any money,
a diseased monkey.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
This is monkey. This is literally the movie outbreak.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, we just got diseased monkeys riding around.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yes, what kind of disease they care?

Speaker 7 (02:55):
STDs?

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know I know that I can stay clear of that.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
When I saw the story, I think it's one of
them is a strand of COVID. One of them is
let's see what are the hepatitis? Hepatitis is in there,
let's see moving these an I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I don't like it. Y'all.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
If you've got diseased monkeys or really monkeys of any kind. Yeah,
I just don't know that eighteen wheeler is the way
to go a vehicle. It seems like we can't we
do something that just seems like, you know, I mean
an automobill, you know, wrecking.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Is it happens a lot.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Get armored vehicle or something.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, we got hepatitis c herpies. Greg, I'm so sorry
the monkeys and COVID. Uh who gave a monkey covid?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It was actually have a faucy.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
But anyway, so says these monkeys around forty pounds. They
are aggressive to humans. Uh, And I love when they
say they require ppe personal protective equipment to handle. Now,
from what I gathered yesterday when the story began to
just break out of East Mississippi, and it's almost like
everybody said, there's one person that needs to know this,

(04:11):
and that's Rick Burgess because he warned and everybody was
sending this to me that we've got monkeys that never
got out of the wreckage. We have monkeys that got
out and were killed by people who went to hunt them,
some sort of law enforcement of some kind. And then
one loan monkey still at.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Large came Rick.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
They don't say killed, they say eliminated. Well, so you
had twenty one total. And as Rick said, one is
on the loose. Five of the loose monkeys were eliminated
two Lane, which is where they were coming from. They
were coming from the Two Lane National Biomedical Research Center
where we send them. They claim, they say that these

(04:53):
were not infectious monkeys, but that's what they always say.
They said they were. Let's see, they were headed to
a testing facility of some kind. It says they were
hauling the reesius monkeys from two Lane University to a
testing facility. When it overturned around it one hundred and
seventeen mile marker on I fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
They said that it is actually a truck was pulling
a trailer. That it wasn't an eighteen wheeler. Okay, so
that's even that sounds even that even sounds even more precarious.
They dragging some trailer with with with you know, diseased
monkeys in the back of it.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, how don't you know?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
The monkeys though, once they when the cage busted open,
they got to get out. All they seen all that grass,
They ran and they got eliminated to Lane and second,
they were living it up.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Two lane center crew to pick up the monkeys that
were still caged. To what Rick said, there were not
everybody got out. But wow, you know I've.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Told you on my story of dealing with the monkeys
when we were working in Miami. Oh yeah, at the
monkey Jungle, right it was actually a tourist I called
the monkey Jungle rightly, and all their cages stuff gotten
blown down to the monkeys. There were a bunch of them.
They were just running free and we were working. We
look in at the trees are just full of little monkeys,
good night, And a guy comes up with an air
horn and runs them back into the woods. Are you
seriously they weren't disease make because they were like for entertaining. Well,

(06:15):
here's what's weird, speaking jungle, this story actually is in
conflict with itself, as a lot of stories are today.
All right, now, you literally say you literally see in
the story. Let me, I'm gonna give you three things
that are in this story. This is sentence number one.
The animals carry hepatitis, sea herpes, and COVID.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
All right.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Next, next thing, it says the primates in question belong
to another entity.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Entity and are not infectious.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Then we go to the next one, People for Ethical
Treatment of Animals. Vice President says, these monkeys are terrified
running for their lives into unprotected populated areas, areas that
could spark the next pandemic. All right, so this story
is in complete conflict with itself. I would say that
the PEDA people are probably the least.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Trustworthy down the list.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, because they're they're more concerned about the plight of
the monkeys, and they're they're always looking for some reason
to get in the headline. So I'm going to discount
their run for your lives. This is the end of time. Uh,
but I am confused on how the monkeys are supposed
to be carrying something but not be infectious.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, And I want to know this.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
If you catch COVID from one, I guess so. But
if you catch her peat from one, that's on you.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's that can be avoided. That is on
you one of the You're weird.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Though, And I would throw hepatitis C in there to
strange when if you somehow that monkey oh really, I
thought it was airborn.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
No.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
One of the monkeys that was captured put up a
huge fight, and they got audio and video of it.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
They don't go quiet. You you ever seen them out
a dog? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, and they're always smiling, you know, by the way
people are saying, not adding to the panic. Uh, they
said they just spotted in East Mississippi eating breakfast Dustin
Hoffman and Cuba Gooding Junior.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
At the local doughter.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
There's a couple of things I would love to get
audio on, and that is the dispatch that since sent.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Everybody had.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
The first person had to inform everybody, right you got
Mississippi Wildlife and Fisheries had to get involved and work
with locals. And then the Two Lane National Biomedical Research
Center staff that had to get on the road and
get there.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Uh, just that call and hide all we got what Now,
don't you monkeys running? Everybody listen, listen to this. You know,
you know you know how they have not infectious this disease.
They are disease, and we don't think they can. We're
just gonna, you're good, have to herd bees and now
the other stuff you're gonna have.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
To make out with one to catch ye and not
only you're gonna have to be desherate, you have to
be really quick.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yes, and have a really good grip. All that tell
will get you.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
But listen, oh yeah we've seen that. Let me throw
this out at you. You know how they have a
in law enforcement. You'll have codes for everything. I guarantee
you people had get the sheet back out because you
memorized all of them. But nobody memorizes the code from
disease monkeys on the monkeys on.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
We got a ten twenty six and somebody said ten.
What is that? Somebody to get the car down? Oh
my gosh, that's disease monkeys.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
Monkeys uncle? We got a monkey's uncle. Yeah, I do
have audio.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
I'm not messing around this time of This is just
quick from a news package. But this is somebody reporting
it on the radio.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
We got was.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Run video show.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, we got wet one monkeys and five.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
That was the perfect guy.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's Mississippi right there. We got twenty one monkeys five
on the run.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
What better call letters for the uh the station w
D A m oh w d A M seven.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hey listen they went with.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Text Nation has said, Rick please, this has to be
Gary voicemail.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Hey, we got monkeys. Hey called me, we got monkeys?

Speaker 9 (10:14):
Yes, is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Thanks for being with US America.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay, from from Texanation out of the Great State of Mississippi,
East Mississippi wrote monkey almost at one time, rogue monkeys.
We've eliminated all but one, and the others never got
out of the trailer. So scroll that down levee. He said,
it looked like to me, he said, I actually drove
past it. He said, looks like it was a Chevy

(10:46):
three quarter ton truck pulling what looked like be an
enclosed construction trailer.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
And even like there were some tools in the bed
of the truck.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
And from what it looked like, it looked like that
they simply drove into the median, which them to lose
the trailer. You know, if you and I don't know
what happened there, but we all have been talking about
how terrified we are about distracted drivers, and I have
noticed sadly, and I'm not saying this is what happened.
Please don't because I don't know what happened. It may

(11:17):
find out it was something that could have been that
I could have been all that, but is you know, people,
because sometimes you think about I kind of thought, you know,
I've seen a bunch of young people looking at their
cell phones while they drive.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's terrifying. But I've actually.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Seen like eighteen wheeler truck drivers looking at their phones,
people driving pretty large, heavy things looking at their phones.
And I'm not saying that's what happened here. I have
no idea what happened, but but I'm saying that he
had a blowout. Yeah it could it went bad, but
I'm just saying, I just I'm just going to use
this as an opportunity to tell everybody, uh this this

(12:01):
distracted driving thing. And I'm not saying that's what happened here,
but I've seen some of you and some really all
your vehicles are dangerous.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
All vehicles are dangerous.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
They're there their their death that they can be as
we all know sadly. If there's anything we need to
be paying attention is when we're driving vehicles and especially
hauling monkeys. Yes, and if you're hauling and not not
say that, like I said, the trailer could have had
a blow at. I will admit. I will admit because
I just saw footage that Adler brought up. If we're

(12:31):
gonna be carrying across the country in a vehicle, diseased monkeys. Yeah,
it seems like we'd have a little more secure set
up than this. Yeah, this, this, this, this, this does
not Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
That looks like uh to your point, Rick, it not
an a wheler, but an enclosed trailer. Yeah, maybe a
twenty twenty foot enclosed trailer or something pretty pretty large one,
almost like you would haul a car in or something.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
And I'm just hauling it with a three quarter ton
Chevy me.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah. Yeah, oh boy, that's not good.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
But now who is?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
If they're not infectious and I'm putting my quotes up
like they say from the two Lane Research Center, then
who's the first one that goes in and says, I
go get that one right there?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, go see if you're around them. He seems to
be just sitting.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
There without without being suited up for protection.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Now, I think the reason I started they did that
thing is the reason why you heard the word eliminated.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Uh, the ones that got loose.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
The only reason why this one hasn't been killed is
they haven't got a shot at him yet. But they
took the other ones out. They didn't try to catch them,
so I don't think.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
There's gonna be an attempt to catch.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
You mean somebody's laying the shoulder over if somebody's shoulder
a rifle over somebod's shoulder, going, hold on, let me
steady up here. Yeah, put your hands over your ears.
I need I need your shoulder real quick.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
We go. But how about this?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
You know, you know how we're always told be careful
if you shoot a wild hog, if you go to try.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
To oh yeah, make sure you get that first shot.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I got to tell if I shot a disease monkey,
I think I just let it lay. I'm not going
over there, no messing with it. Not on a shadow
disease monkey.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
You better not clip it because it might get really mad.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Right.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Oh no, we've got interior footage of the driver. Guys,
this is.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
He looks very distracted.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Yeah, he looks incredibly distracted.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Explain what we're seeing.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Show he showed a drug driver in there basically cooking
while he's driving.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
That was a joke.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Sorry, sure, right, so that funny.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
Have y'all seen twenty eight Days later? That movie? How
this starts?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't remember. I didn't see them.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Not good.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I saw one called twenty eight Days. It was about rehab. Yeah,
I saw that one Sandra bullet. That's the one.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
I don't know that one. That's I'll have to watch
that one too.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I want to what it's called a little different. It
is a little different. No monkey, no zombies, no no monkeys.
So so anyway.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
It is called twenty eight days from two thousand. Yeah, okay,
I remember seeing this, uh this cover. I didn't know
she went to rehab for twenty eight that is correct.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Okay, well you know right.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
So that call, that radio call that we played last segment,
we got twenty one monkeys, five on.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
The loose, I thought, so they took out four. Uh huh,
and there's one.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
There's one. It's free. He's right now swinging on a tree.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
And it was odd because his name is Caesar. Yeah.
I'm gonna tell you this.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
If it was one of those monkeys, if I couldn't,
you know, escape and stay free, just shoot me, don't
put me back in another trailer, just take me out.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Was incredibly you're getting inside the monkeys?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah about it? Would you want to give back in
that riding that thing again? The food?

Speaker 7 (15:39):
How's the food in monkey prison?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
You know?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Shoot me?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
They said, an animal disposal company. It has to be
the ones to go get the dead monkeys. They don't
You're not supposed to go over and get them.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, you can't throw them over your shoulder kill a squirrel.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
No, I've seen it. I've seen outbreak.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I know what.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
You're gonna walk up with all them white suits on
and get them. But they're not infectious.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well, I think I think I think it goes back
to what Greg says. You know, there's there's only two
ways you could pick up hepatitis C and and herpes
from them. There's a couple of ways you're gonna have
to get can.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
You get.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
There's all blood not not not.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, but now the COVID you know, I guess if
they sneeze near you, you know they they did say.
The good news is nobody should be concerned because the
uh they said that the monkeys had the vaccine and
is wearing a mask from Walgreens.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
On his chin, and they're staying six feet apart.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Right, He's standing six feet from everybody. And and when
in a restaurant, he only sits down.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
He never walks, and.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
He always follows the little arrows on the floor. Unless
you forgot getting real quick, they'll double back real quick.
But then they'll follow the arrows again.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
How embarrassing is it? The things that that that they
came up with? Very and not dumb. Most all of
it was.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
I googled, how how how do you catch hepatitis C?
Sharing needles or syringes? All right, drug use, injecting drugs,
all that, blood transfusions, accidental needlesticks, sharing, personalizing items, razors, toothpaste,
blah blah blah from an infected person, sexual contact, and

(17:25):
there it is, uh and mother to child transmission.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
And there it is. I feel pretty safe that I
can't get it from the monkey.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Mm hm.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
And if somebody announces they did, people standing there, right,
I give that by like, yeah, and you're gonna have
hard time telling everybody that you used a razor to shave.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's true, monkey shaved.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Can you catch her pees.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
You don't know this?

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Well no, I'm just for those that might not know
mother to child transmission, sharing, personal items, same thing, kissing
and something else and something else.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
So there you go, right, how about that?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
In case you're wondering, if you come up on the monkey,
don't do those things?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah? Wasn't it at least protective picture of this?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Now? I got a Google search on those two items.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
That goes wipe my history picture picture picture of the
collie in Hey man, I can't come in today, which
I think got COVID.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Wh where's you getting? I'm monkey picked the monkey out?

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Yeah, picked up a hitchhiking monkey.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Right bottom of the hour. We'll come back.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
So you see one of these guys riding the horse,
you got, well you a beoutter, watch out.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
If a monkey learns to ride a horse, you're in trump.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Get your hands off of them especially Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
They already ride a dog.

Speaker 9 (18:48):
Yeah, this is the Rick Burgess show.

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(20:37):
the monkey story that a lot of you. As soon
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cover this. We are, you know, your resource for loot.
Monkeys on the run always have been in the early
days of Rick and Bubba and then throughout and we
carry that burden on into the new show. So there's
the update. But speedy, you are informing the world. That's

(20:58):
not all we got to deal with today.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Here's a question, do you guys think aliens are going
to reveal themselves today?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Today?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Today?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I mean, we got we're trying to concentrate on monkeys
in East Mississippi, and we better not put everybody on
that because we also might see aliens from other planets today.
That same caller that call that one on monkeys, I
hope he calls the aliens.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Well, you know where we all go to get the truth,
and that's website.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
There's a bunch of sites that claim aliens could make
first contact today today, today, want today. They're basing it
on the fact that an interstellar comment is passing uh.
It will actually pass us UH and be closest to
the Sun today, and so they claimed this will be
the first chance that aliens could contact us today. Now

(21:50):
we've played this Harvard scientist before, UH and Adlie, you'll
have to jump in and pronounce his name. You know
his name. I think it's av Lobe Av lobe. That's
that's him, and at Adler's channel, we have him talking
a little bit about aliens and all this kind of stuff.
But a lot of sites are claiming this could be

(22:11):
the first chance they have contact with us because it
will hit its closest point to the Sun today.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
And yeah, and this is the one we've talked about recently.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yeah, and the one that's kind of been like approaching
us but hiding in the shadow of the Sun, so
it's hard to get a good look.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
At right, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
And it's are they going to wave at us?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I don't know, but is it Atlas or something?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Is the name of the comet?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Three?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Yeah, something like that. But here here's old Pal and
Greg just hanging there.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
See if you can understand him, all right, he's.

Speaker 10 (22:42):
Three eye Atlas alien technology. And of course, you know
if it is alien technology, you you can't do the
calculation of the massive rocks in inter space because this
object is targeting the inner Solar System and you know
it will pass closest to the Sun. On twenty ninth,
twenty twenty five, I got a text message the other

(23:04):
day from someone who said that he is trading options
on the volatility of the market with an expiration date
of October twenty ninth, in order to make money. And
I immediately thought, I don't know if there will be
meaning to money if this object turns out to be
technological after October twenty nine. If you want to take
a vacation, take it before that day, because who knows

(23:25):
what will have now. It could be a mothership that
releases mini props, you know that they come to Earth.
The Galileo project that I'm leading is looking for unidentified
anomalous phenomenon and we have now three observatories and we
will check if after October there is more activity. You know,
that would be interesting to check.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
But yeah, yeah, that's a Harvard scientist talk.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Blossom come up.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
I guess it was a podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Her podcast.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
They need to even out that blossom. They need to
even out their heads and that that screen.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, yeah, I just pictured myself in this guy's class.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I never do.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
My mind left one sentence into it and I'm wow,
I have no idea what he said.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, all of a sudden, I look, Blossom was on there.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
She's from Big Bang Theory too. She's like a nerd
that doesn't like nerd culture.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
She'll always be blossomed to you nothing more.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Could it be today? Somebody?

Speaker 11 (24:22):
You now?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
You say the lizard people already here?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Greg?

Speaker 8 (24:25):
Oh yeah, so he said many probes, he said, mothership
and many probes.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay, so let me see if I can shape break
it down to Calhoun County.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
What this guy just said? Okay, is he saying.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
That they're writing on this This isn't a meteor and
it's really a mothership?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Why is this phenomenon? Comment?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Are they writing on it? How are they gonna jump
off of it on to Earth?

Speaker 8 (24:53):
Are the craft or the the object itself could be
a craft, not a comment.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
That is one bit of speculation.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
If so, as it approaches the Sun, it could do
a number of things. It could just burn up and
then we're like, okay, it was just a comet. It
could change direction and okay, then it's in control. It
could emit some kind of signal. It could break off
with other many probes, and the next thing we know,
Greg's getting probed.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh, it could be. It could be.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
All kinds of things could happen.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And we'll know that when if we see more activity.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
He said today, it's it's closest to the sun, and
so today is high day. Today is game day for comet. Yes,
they're just saying today is the day. And he had
a statement here, y'all walk this one out. Forming a
comet is determined by a tale, like a zebra from
a horse, by its stripes. Fooling officials for comic claims like,

(25:52):
it's pretending to be a comic. It's pretending, but it's
actually a vessel.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
The sky is a comment.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
It's got an unusual it's nickel heavy iron deficient, which
is odd for objects in space.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's coming. It's like, I'm a comment. I'm a comment.
Then I said, oh no, it's a ship. I got you. Okay.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
You might interact with somebody like let's say it at
at the store today, and you think, well, they're an alien,
you know, But I mean this is serious business.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well what if they said, if it clears the sun,
then it's going to Uranus there it is, So what
what do you if somebody said, hey man, we're down here,
we're down here at space X, we can't find Elon,
and all of a sudden somebody look and he's flying
that ship. They start driving and all of a sudden,
standing out in the middle of the vastness is Elon's

(26:43):
shirtless looking up at the sky, pale as ever.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, and that one monkey that they can't find,
and Mitch McConnell somebody with a great one and inside
of where we live.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
They said, it'll just be mow lucky if they land
and get in the left lane and two eight.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh you know it.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Sure, I'm gonna tell you them just a little sidebar
my way home that our twenty is getting crowded, is it?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I mean beyond normal crowded? Oh, I mean get a
little bit nervous.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Well, people may be diverting off all the other places
that are crowded. I mean it's always been kind of crowded,
but lately I'm talking about with them big trucks, better
look out monkeys.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
So all right, let me I'm just getting this getting
overcrowned a right.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
So today today, i'd like to know, are you more
concerned about alien beings diseased monkeys?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh? Wow, okay, that's two biggies. Yeah, I mean I've
seen the disease monkey. I saw them. Yeah right, yeah,
So it's uh, you've seen the aliens yet?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Right now? Now, if you're in Jamaica. You don't care
about either one, but no, because you've got bigger problems.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah yeah, have a lot of comment Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
So by the way, I saw that too, and I
I wondered about this, and we'll do this story today.
Texas honeymooners trapped in Jamaica.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, could they not?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean, well, I know you got at her rates
and it's not as crowded during hurricane season, but it's
hurricane season.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
We were talking. I hope usain boats.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Okay, yeah, you know what he did right right.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Behind him, You've got the Kingston on the other side,
he was saying. So you got there in record time too.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Hey it's a big deal. Yeah yeah, it's a major deal.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (28:24):
This is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
And then of course we've gone through some important emails.
Uh that involve things is important. It's how you eat
your hot dog. So you've missed you don't. You can't.
You can't take this show and throw any of it
to what speed. He likes little smokies. And let me
just tell you brought people calm down, brit Let me
tell you by my relationship, her brought people settle. You

(28:55):
can just brought. Can you know what you are? You're
the dipping dots of hot dogs? You think you're you
think you're the hot dog of the future, when you're
just simply another option. Don't start claiming you're the greatest
and and you're better than any other hot dog. And
until you do brought, you won't go back and Bright
brought and just you brought. People sell that you're another option.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
You know what you are? You're like the Carolina people.
Will you barbecue?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Your barbecues is not better than everybody else's. It's another option.
It's fine. I don't mind. I don't I don't mind. Well,
there's nothing wrong with the men of Broad. I just
don't want the bride to be declared it's brought or nothing.

Speaker 8 (29:32):
I'll hold it broad in a second.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
What I don't understand your MIC's on the Broad. While
I'm eating it, I'm like, oh, this is good. But
when I'm done, I'm a nauseous feeling. I get that
at the time, and I'm finished with it in a few minutes,
I'm going, yeah, I need some peptide.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Do I like?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You know what happens to Broad people? The connect of
sausage people have got a little bit of that, but
it's not that they're not is in my opinion, is rude.
Is the broad people. The broad people want to take
over all hot dogs and the connect now it's the
soccer hot dogs. It is no, we don't want to
take over. We just want to play an equal place

(30:18):
at the table.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Right And I don't mind it brought, but like you
always have brought, regret I do. I'm like, yeah, that was.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
A little much.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
Once you go broad, you know.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
But just stopped halfway through.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
It is too big, so brought people, Calm down. Not
too big for all you are is another option. Have
a broad every now and then. If you prefer brought, fine,
but you're you're trying to be the dipping dots of
hot dogs and I'm gonna have to.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Those there that are overdone.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I like, oh yeah, look at that, slow slow on it.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
It's tempting.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
And the connect of sausage people, y'all need to watch
it because I love love connecting Spider.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
It doesn't make me, don't make me, but.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Let's stop doing this. If you bring up anything, anything
that you make we just happened with pigs and the blinging.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Oh you try to connect. You need to do a
connected sauage game changer. Okay, okay, well just people are
a little bit of that.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Here's how I want to do connecta sausage, and you
have a right to do it how you want to.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I'm gonna take that connect of sausage.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'm gonna slice it down the meat middle and have
two now, I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it,
you know, crispy er, and I'm gonna put barbecue sauce on.
I'm gonna lay it on the top part of the grill,
not the main grill. Mine are saying, my above grill.
I'm gonna lay them all across there. They're gonna be
nice and crispy, and I'm gonna keep flipping them back
and forth and putting little barbecue sauce on them. I'm
gonna throw those over onto a plate, and that's gonna

(31:38):
act as kind of an appetizer. I'm gonna eat more
of them grilling than I probably should, but I'm the griller,
so it comes with it.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
And and they they're nice.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I might include them on camp House Breakfast every now
and then, but these things are not. It's like this
thing where you have to declare it's this or nothing,
and if you're let's just enjoy the variety of it all.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
I'm with you, but I like a good Now you're
don't want sharp, I don't want cheese in it.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
I don't want you know how They'll sometimes add cheese.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Are scared of cheese. Don't put it in the.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Don't put it in the case.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I would like to make a request for camp and
somehow I just said, put mayonnaise on a hot dog.
Come on, now, come, what would you like on campus?
Because I'm getting your work planning.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
I mind underneath the carport blackstone griddle.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Like carefully the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
No, it's fine, it's just blowing through. Yeah, because hey,
Rick Hay, breakfast on that? Don't you hate on that?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I do?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
It makes a heck of a bro What's what's wrong
campus breakfast? You ought to have a smash burger?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
What's wrong with campus breath? It's okay. I'm not saying
I'm against it.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I'm just saying, so now I've got to keep up
with the griddle, and I got to do the main
and so on, and it's.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Not that bad season well, I can be down there
a lot. If you got three times, I'm not putting.
I'm not putting. That's too big a hassle. You's something.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
We're not bringing a griddle to the It's just too
big a hassle.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Now i'mut. Now I'm outside, I'm outside in the hoodie cooking. No.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I mean it's you know, coffee, gets you a cup
of coffee.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
What's wrong with cooking in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
It's not bad, but no mess in the kitchen, that's true.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I just got a mess out on the car. You know,
you watch it. You take car, griddle you got, don't
do that, don't put water on it.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
I got it down pad at the house. We love it.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Are you talking about the guy who nearly set your
whole place on fire because you've got to take all
the mess you made because you've got to take the
trail and.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
It's set on fire just over so you got you
do have to watch the pan there you go, you
just take it out. Well, you're throwing away stuff from
the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
I mean it's the same thing.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
I'm just saying at it to add to your game day.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I'm not open to changing camp house breakfast I'm not
open to it.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
That's it. I'm just saying that.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I'm not saying that that you would necessarily well, I
just think it would add even more fun.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Give you another option.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, you got the grill out there, You got the
grill out there, got a story on there. It's got
a coaster wheels. You can roll it into the launder room.
I'll tell you what you want me. What you do
You want to turn me into a host who never hunts,
that's how you want to turn I'll.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Take I'll take the Blackstone. Give me the Blackstone.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
Can you add some bride a people?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Most of my stuff add some Brits to it. Saved
the world.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
I mean, anyway, when you were describing all that, hey,
I'll tell you what the the Blackstone does a heck
spiral doll.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's really unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
I'm just saying, don't you you're hating on stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
You know what you're becoming. You're becoming a Blackstone brought person. Yeah,
the Blackstones that send all. You ain't got a grill
in the time. You want to get air friar too, Well,
we talked about us get an air frar.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Let's get a griddle so speedy can be happy. No,
I didn't say that, but you we talked.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
About you got to put it on the Grinners air
from your grills falling apart.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Have you ever hear fright or broad?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
If you do, Jesus will come back.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
I say anything about an air Frar didn't say anything
about Jesus.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, matter of fact, he was Jewish.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
He is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Let me just pause for a moment right now. I
hope you're enjoying the show. Thanks for being with us. Uh.
Also those of you out there that are subscribers to
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(35:54):
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(36:45):
Model Test Holiday claims United flight attendant told her to
lose weight.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh she was Wait a minute, she was a plus size?
Is she a plus sizer? Oh? Who this is? Oh?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeahah oh flipped to the second. See is there that brendan?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Oh I do, sir?

Speaker 7 (37:02):
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Let me pull up a picture Test Holiday plus size
model Test Holiday.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
She got a little bit.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
On the weight, WHOA said, think she's a ginger too.
And and you know what, I might be wrong. I
did not realize this, they said the flight attendant. They
did some background on this United flight attendant from Fort
Pain from.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
When I asked.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
When I asked, the flight attendant said, I said what
I said, truth alert for tests.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Test, I love you.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
You gotta lose some weight will not live long.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to. I'm sure you're a great person.

Speaker 7 (37:44):
Yeah, human counts.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Right. That is a truth alert for tests. Test. Look,
I mean, I'm glad you're you know, but celebrating.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
And look from just someone who struggled with my weight,
you know, most of my life, you really can't just ignore.
I understand everybody comfortable in their own skin. I got
all that, and I and I applaud that. However, there
are some legitimate health concerns about being this heavy, then

(38:18):
they can be problematic.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
That's what you need to do, you know.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
And so it's it's all right tests. I mean, so
she's forty yep, she.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Was flying first class on United from Tampa, Uh, with
her nine year old son.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
What about So I hope they're sitting side by side,
So there wasn't another first class person had sit by
big tests.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Well, Well, when she got up to use the airplane bathroom,
I bet that was a struggle.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
She had some big tatted arms. She said, I was
in the restroom and my hip hit the flight attendant
call button. Well that's when I came out of the bathroom.
The flight attendant then started to tell me that they
noticed I was traveling with their my child, and that
losing weight would be in my best interest.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
She shouldn't say no, true, it's not the place of
the United Let's just be honest. That's not the place
of the flight attendant. Flight attendants a little frustrated. If
the fine attendant once said, when you hit the alarm coast,
you're too fat.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
No, that's that's kind of worse now, Rick, Well, I
wouldn't say, coust you're too fat. Yeah. Another thing is
that is one we've all been in these bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Though you don't have to be too the fact she
got in there was a mirror.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
You can't change your mind in there. So she The
flight attendant continued to tell her about his sister. So
it was it was a male flight attendant who was very,
very large. Uh, And and that he was concerned.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Oh, he was just concerned about her.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Hell, well, I will say plus size models. She's even
big for a plus sized model.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
Yeah, she's she's five five and she weighs around three
hundred and twenty to three hundred and forty pounds.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
She said.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
The lecture went on for about ten minutes, and I
was just frozen standing there. Yeah, And he went into
how this place that my weight is not good for
long term of help now he's riding and the effects
on the body getting good test nos, and went on
to give give her a speech while she was just
standing there.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
No, I don't think he should have done that. He
needs to do like I would have done. Went and
talked behind her back about it, Okay, she said. When
she sat down, she talked for a minute. Her son
that got up and roam the plane that she realized.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
She just couldn't see him all right, So there over here, mom, mama,
so handle big would have won't buy and dropped a
bottle of calitrin in her purse.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
You go to tattoo that arm, you better have a
lot of ink, oh, because you're gonna run out.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah, she's got some tatties.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
She does. It's a big face with some one face.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Well I don't know about that. It's kind of hard
to tale. No, he shouldn't say that. What he said
are legitimate health concerns. It's just not his place to
say not. But he go up there and serve something. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell you. I have a sister who's been
like you, Rick, and it's not good. I mean, you

(41:26):
just went in the bathroom and set the alarm off
with your hips. It's not good. It's just gonna be
long term trouble for you, and that little boy needs you.
That's how I think it went in my mind. That's
how it went, so went, And it's not his place
to do that.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
No, it's not slight turbulence.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
And every now and then they would shift their weight,
you know, you know, don't matter when you stand.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Up if they ask you to move, just so the
plane can take off. Something to all right, you know.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Don't ask anybody else. If you'll just move, we can
get we can tell where about.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Stand in the middle.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
If you don't, everybody hold on the test, you'll be safe.

Speaker 9 (42:03):
This is the Rick Burgess Show, Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
So I know it's been a rough couple of weeks
for Speedy. We've really tried to give Speedy ten days
of discomfort. It's it's about a week and a half
of cringey moments. There is number eight, another one of
those Adler video eight. I see where it says Dallas
Mavericks PA announcer has to ask the fans to cheer

(42:33):
for a halftime performer?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Is this ugly? It is? So you've had you've you've
been there as a p anouncer and hot guy.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Yeah, I mean I've done let's put you out. I'm
not bragging, that's just it's just what it is. But
NFL halftime stallions halftime. I think how many things that
I have to be on the live mic.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
And sometimes you did.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah, the fans are just sitting there. Yeah, let's go
give it, O give it because you just feel and
it makes the noise.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
You were in a huge place where it's so that
really happened.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
All right, that's that we just learned what we just
learned the truth. So there's a halftime performer. Yeah, you
would think if he would thank you, if you would
think you were a performer, you would just garner applause
if you performed.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Well, right, it's natural.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
So you're getting clap a lot.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
I know, I don't, y'all just describe what's going.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
On, all right, So let's let's have a look. Here's
a video there we go of the performing.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
All right, this guy.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
He is he's spitting ping poone balls.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
He's just ping poem balls with his mouth that I
would have cheered. Okay, oh no, no, nobody, nobody.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
He was waning. Now he's now he's got is these
ping poe balls. He's blowing them out.

Speaker 9 (43:58):
Catching them.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Feel free to make noise at any.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Time, at any time, feel free to make noise for
this whatever this is, any time.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
And that wasn't That wasn't from from like a live mic.
That was from up top. That's the official announcement.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Because I think wish you could see the guys. You'd
got applause for this, do you that?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I think a trick like that is so hard, Like
I don't think the audience understands.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Is this difficult? It's hard to to actually decide.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
So he's standing at mid court and and he's looking
up at the ceiling, and he's got two ping pong balls,
and he's spitting them in the air and then blowing
them in the air and then catching, juggling both of
them and just like like catch catch.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I mean, and I also think you should have three.
I also think you should have had three.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
He does have another ball.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Somebody would have clapped if he had he has an
extra if he drops, guys, he did the whole colging
thing where he gets the crowd going and nobody. They
said that people wouldn't int THEPA because they were too
busy using one liners with each other.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Like you guys are right now, y'all. He's juggling ping
pong balls with his mouth.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
And nobody cares. But it's only two. It's two really joking.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Free to a pall, and let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
It is amazing.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Feel free to make noise at any time.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Oh that's terrible. That's not how you say.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
You don't go Feel free to make noise is at
any time?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Is amazing.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Look at this, This is amazing. How about this?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Somebody say, I'd like to know if I'm the only
one in the there's the audience with me.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I got about ten both the jokes that work great? Right,
So anyway, this isn't as easy as it looks now.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
But there are things that that you just sit there
and you're amazed by and you watch. You're not really
applaud that's not nothing, you're like, good, gracious, look at that.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I don't think.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Jeeves fans can't believe.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
But that's it.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
This is amazing for freedom make noise at any time.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Okay, now let's go. It's not jackling why but let's
go behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
You're the guy in charge of getting people for halftime entertainment,
and now your buddies are going halves.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
No, no, no, for the rest all that you wouldn't You
wouldn't hire that. No for the rest of his life,
for the rest of his life. It was a bad heart.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
At every meeting when they're talking about I said, what
when we get so and so so, we can bring
the ping pone ball guy. He gets at it every meeting.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
It does.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I will say, if he worked in a third ping
pong ball, I think maybe in appalls it just like
they were just he blewing out, caught another bluing out.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
If you had that talent, though, would you not do it?
Oh yeah, I'd be spitting up.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I will I will.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Tell you that. I will tell you. I think I
can do it. I just won't. What if you do?
No way would I do that? He juggle with your
hands at the same time.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Now that now you got something, So you're going now
you now you got something.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah that's different. Our next video video seven and you
know there's.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Free they got this amazing time. Could you police care,
just care for a minute, right now. Look at I
struggle with second hand embarrassment. Somebody help me out of here.
So the love, please put your hands together. Could we
just get up just a spackle something.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
It's not juggling one but two.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
That's two while.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Holding three in his hand.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I guess you're like me.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
If he gets that third one going, maybe a little
little spackle of applause, the imagine the concentration you spit
one up and have to catch the other.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Maybe if I have to explain what it's amazing?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Why you don't think it's amazing?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Who else feels awkward?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
It's just crazy awkward.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I was not getting dizzy.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I'll never know looking straight up, straight up to borrow.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
The more I think about it, I take it to
basic having to think about it whether it is or not.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Not sure?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, this is not as easy for me to scrap
than the mascot duck in the basketball.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
He's doing it wise.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Arms are folded, arms are folded. Wow, look at that shirt?
No hand? Wow?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
What if he everybody know I have nothing to do
with booking the acts. I'm just introducing it on if
he was tap dancing doing that? Oh, skateboards. Well no,
I'm like, oh what.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
If he was while doing.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
How about a nice Uh, We've got a nice Mavericke
T shirt for the person with the best one liner
right now, let's go.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Let's try it. We could the ceiling's not high enough.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
He could do it here in the parking lot where
Speedy linked the bees.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I'm sorry those of you that can't see this when
you say, I think you could be in the arena,
and of course there'd be all kinds of horrible one liners,
but in the arena that you would be like, is
that amazing?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Well it is. We spend them so high with amazing
they could realize what was happening. But is it amazing?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
It looks kind of like maybe a so we do
at the at the company party. It's something that is
it halftime in an NBA game? When's the last time
you threw up some popcorn tried to catch you? It's
not easy, it's not, but it's not amazing. It's not
entertaining when they do that, but it's not difficult in
a way that makes you go home. Most of us
have done this watching a movie. Okay, so uh, this

(49:40):
isn't popcorn.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
It's a ball.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I yeah, I don't think it's amazing. Well here's how,
here's how I know it's not amazing. Greg the announcer
had to ask people, had to tell them that should
be class.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
You should be quit on your hands. I know you're
elbowing you, buddy, he's in.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
If this doesn't fire you up your woods, well you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
What didn't burn this hold? I got you fire? Yeah,
I just stay away from anything. But you're not jogging
on one. But two that is that's difficult. Guys, you
are exaggerated. This is not he's difficult. If it was.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Three, i'd give you something. You don't think that's difficult.
I don't think it's amazing.

Speaker 12 (50:30):
If you had take its stifled gas out of a
tank siphing too, Yeah, sightful whatever, that is two too
if he's had three balls.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
If he had three balls, it would be.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Yes, that's quite the visual it is. But seriously, he
was pushing those so far it was way on. Thank
you all for being here for the longest fourteen seconds
and half time history.

Speaker 9 (50:59):

Speaker 4 (51:07):
That last text. I've never been able to do that
to with my tongue to twist a cherry stem. Have
you ever can you do that?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Somebody can.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
That's talent. I can. You can?

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Straight up?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
No shock there, do it.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
You gotta have it. You got to have the right stem.
It needs to be long, and he needs to be flexible,
and you gotta you gotta deal with your teeth and
you got I got to hold it with your teeth
twister around.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I go back to my statement, I don't know how
to do it.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I'm that that description right there, two beads of sweat
coming for you, just just having to work just to
listen through that.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Right.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
So I had a friend or two that could do that,
and I was like, wow, I'll do it again.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah, I thought that was sharp.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Well, I mean yeah, just no hands, just here. I
am nothing but my tongue and my teeth.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yep, and air a opportunity if you just joined us,
If you just joined us, I mean, if guess what
it is, if you just joined.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Us talking about you can do a ruby's cube stem
the ruby cube that the ruby is different rubs.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
It was a restaurant that didn't make How frustrating were
those the rubis I just went from me because I
don't like puzzles.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I never even tried it.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Sharing eye last night, even attempted to experiment with a
new board game, you know, because you're just getting holiday season,
kids coming home, all that pajamason, And it was no,
it was it was it was.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
The board game was so complicated, so incredibly complicated. We
both gave up on it. And now I don't even
know what we're gonna do with pulled out candy Land
to make yourself feel better.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Right, it was huge and ladders. Right, it was a
very complicated game. I don't like games with a lot
of rules.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Do you know you got meny pages of directions that
were eighteen What min What kind of wow that that
makes me?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
It was what? It was one of those things people
were bragging about it, and I read a novel. I
tell you one thing I am. I'm glad that I
live to see this, and that is that the stupid
show on ESPN Around the Horn has finally been canceled.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Now has it?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
It's been known for I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
It was just like that board game, you tell I
never understood Around the Horn why anyone would watch it,
how they scored it. It all. It was a bunch
of opinions of some annoying host. Frankly, and I don't
know who. I don't know who ever watched that. I
don't know why you watched it, but I'm so glad

(53:41):
that it got canceled after twenty three years on the Oh,
it looks like that ESPN is going to consider a
drastic change. Apparently, Scott van pelp Pelt has emerged as

(54:01):
the leading can to fill that five o'clock spot. Now
they're saying they're saying the Van Pelts attempt reunion did
not go well for him to be back in his
old slot with his old partner, that that has not
done well, so they're they're going to now move him.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
That's from this report.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Greg refers to him as the alien, which I know,
thanks Greg, I'm sure sweet, and I know he appreciates.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
That a lot of people when you go complete ball
stepping out there. You're saying Van Pelt did not have
the head for it. I agree, Uh, but I.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Know he's probably he's earned it. I mean he's he's
been really late night, late late, late late night ESPN. Well,
you know, and so getting into a better slot it's
probably better for him.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Give me a shot, that says, the others not working.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Yeah, so you know that they tried to bring him
back and put him in that late slot again with
his old partner, but it hasn't been received well. But
they think they may move him now to where around
the Horn was. And I'm just all I care about
in this story is that around the horn's over. For
years you've been talking against I could not stand that

(55:11):
shot passionate. I didn't understand how anyone tolerated it, and
it was on my list of things I had to resolve,
and I'm glad that it's finally over.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
So around the horn the phrase itself is a nautical term,
but then baseball took the phrase around the horn and
it describes the sequence of throws from an infielder to
another after and or out.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
I had to google that.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
You never heard this thought around the round.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
It around on?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
But do you remember watching that show trying to figure
out what they were even doing the points?

Speaker 7 (55:45):
I was silly, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I never gave it a chance. I never gave it
a chance. Well you couldn't.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
That's what I'm saying it would start off and I
go and let's face it, you and I both that
kind of personality from the post.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
It just not is.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Speaking of watching things, when's the last time you watched
a movie and you were like, well, that was a
complete waste of time.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Often a house of Dimonde. Did you watch it? Yes,
Terry and I watched it last night. Okay, I meant
to bring that up, and I hate it.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
I don't want to give it away for everybody, but
I also.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Care care you. And it was really good to the
end yes'.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
And it has like a ton of actors and actresses
that are extremely well accomplished, and I'm like, hey, this
is this is pretty looks pretty good. Trailer looked great,
and then the.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Ending You're like what, I'm mad.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Lisa, she was with me and she got so she
googled it and they were saying that they wanted you
to be able to come up with your own conclusion,
show you scenarios and and all this awareness and something
stupid and yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
It's to the end, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
It is what and they say that it wants to
give give the structure and the process of you know how,
the readiness is and yeah in the world to nuclear
war and stuff, and so it really ricky. It goes
behind the scenes of the readiness, but between the readiness readiness,

(57:10):
readiness to nuclear.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
War and.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Draws me in from the White House to I mean.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
It starts at it's one of these like we're saying,
you can't just so not a sports movie. It starts
out and it runs and it's tho it three different scenarios,
like one for the people that work at the White
House and the safe room and all that, then one
from the situation rim and then one you know what
I'm saying, It'll show this and then it backs up.
It's different people starting at the same time that you just.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Watch out and it's a lot of moving around, a
lot of moving around. But the ending you was mad.
Me and List looked at each other and said, we've
said here this whole time, waiting for.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
The end, waiting just thinking, okay, here we go and
it's gonna land. It's going to land in Chicago, and
it's like, all right, do we respond?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Do we not?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Is it real?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Is it not real?

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Russia and North Korea? China? Who is it? And I mean,
it's counting down in nineteen it's nineteen minutes. You'd have
a nineteen minute warning, and we try to intercept it
nothing more, and you're just thinking, oh wow, here we go.
And every time it goes to another scenario, it's right
before it hits. And then it says, Okay, this is
what the president was doing. All right, this is what

(58:19):
the the you know, situation room in the White House
was doing.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
And Idris elbows the president? Who Idris Elbow? Okay, I
don't know who that is?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yeah, I don't know the name. I'm really kind of
mad at you.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Today, know anybody, you're a little different today, you know
this guy is.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yeah, I just didn't know that was his name. You know,
he's one of them British talking to people that talks
with the regular I thought he passed who Elbow? So
that's not black panthers.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
Oh, you're naming so many.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Cherry and I had to go for a walk.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
We were so we were so upset about the ending,
we got to go for a walk.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
It was bad.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Same thing I meant to warn you. Yeah, Top of
the hour.

Speaker 9 (59:00):

Speaker 1 (59:08):
We're always willing to have these kind of discussions, you know,
we're living in a time now where everybody not only
is in need.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Of a support group.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Support groups are readily available really for just about anything,
except of course, if you know, you want to be
someone who wants to tell the truth and you know
and not live in a fake world. It's hard to
find the real world support group. And trust us, those
of us are living in it, we could use it.
But anyway, I know some of you are saying, what

(59:40):
about the church, Well, even now the church, there's a
lot of weird things going on to the church.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
But if you got a good one, that's a good
place to go. But anyway, so this is a fat
support group.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Apparently in video seven where they talk about different kinds
of fat and now we talk about the fact that
you eat, are we talking about being heavy?

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Different categories of fat people.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Different categories. This is a great topic of fat people.
I think this is built for the hair cut there.
Look at that and so and these are all gracious
and these are all heavy people discussing the different types
of heaviness.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yeah, okay, art is it says here fat? Do they
use the word fat?

Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
They use the word fat, use fat. I think it's
like the N word if you are fat, you can
say fat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
See, I got it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
I just had to take a guess.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Okay, that's a good guess. Shoot from the o hip there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yeah, all right, well let's let's let's peer into this
group and hear it for ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
All right, here we go. Good question.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
Can you tell me what category of fat I fit in?

Speaker 11 (01:00:43):
So it's based on your shirt size. If you are
a one or two X you are small fat, ead
to four X, you are mid fat, five to six
X you are super fat. Is based on what level
of privilege you have in the world. So someone in
a small fat category may not struggle getting on an airplane,
but someone in a mid fat or super fat may

(01:01:04):
not be able to use even the airplane extender. So
that's where that comes in, and like the privilege levels
of like what fat means to different people.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I can't I can't even believe I've lived longer.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Oh my goodness, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I can't believe I have completely your privilege because you're
not as fat as me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Correct, that's what she said.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
You can you can use different you can use the
extender because you're small to mid fat. Yeah, I'm heavy
fat or whatever. The other fat was that was extremely
fat and an extender doesn't work for me. So you've
gotten some privilege.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Yeah, no, it's so so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
In other words, they're saying, if we want to end privilege,
which is one of these words, and equity, this is
becoming the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
You don't even you need to check your privilege. You
don't even know your privilege.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
But by the way, you got to watch playing that
because I can take you to places in the world
where you the person that think you're at the bottom
of the privilege.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
You're pretty privileges.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
You're you have enough food, privilege, you can be morbidly obese.
Where does it end, no problem at all? So you're
very privileged, you have so much food and a comfortable life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yes you can it that way.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
That are heavy fat, but wear a mid fat shirt that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
You wear is that privileged? But anyway, this privileged thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
So they're saying, if you take the privileged things on
each end of the spectrum and take it to its
final place. First of all, you go the way they
don't want to go. Everybody's privileged to some degree. Then
you go to the other place. When do we ever
make the world so accommodating that no one's more privileged
than someone else. It's impossible. It's say, no matter what

(01:02:48):
obstacle that even I've brought on the world by my
own choices, not things that you can't control, things that
I've decided about myself. Now the warld old has to
provide me adequate everything no matter where I go, not
just me but being having what I need in the
privacy of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I got.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I gotta have everything I need in the public arena,
and if I don't, then I'm going to feel bad
about somebody's more privileged than me because the world accommodates them,
but it doesn't accommodate me. Do y'all realize the insanity
loop of that? Yes, that I mean that is a
Someone said, well today it was good I found out

(01:03:31):
that I'm small to medium fat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
That changed my whole day to day. Yeah, it is
the word small.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Son, run again, if I'm triple X, i'm small to
medium fat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Yeah, okay, Can I hear the fats again? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Okay, I think it was XL double X.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
It wasn't tell me what category of fat I fit in.

Speaker 11 (01:03:52):
So it's based on your shirt size. If you are
a one or two X you are small fat, read
a four X you are mid fat to six X
you are super fat. Is based on what level of
privilege you have in the world. So someone in a
small fat category may not struggle getting on an airplane,
but someone in a mid fat or super fat may

(01:04:12):
not be able to use even the airplane extender.

Speaker 7 (01:04:15):
So that's where that comes.

Speaker 11 (01:04:16):
In, and like the privileged levels of like what fat
means to different people.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
By the way they threw one h people in the
fat world, I know a lot of one X people.
They're not fat at all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
No, I know, Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
Yeah to me, should we be calling people super fat?

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
That doesn't sound I know that's an official term, so
you're actually in the super fat.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
That's something we would do, but probably not society, right
because I know this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Room well, but these are No. I think this is
becoming the trend. Uh and I think you're noticing it.
You mentioned a minute ago, speedy is I think what's happening.
There was a time when you tried to go out
and say, let's remove derogatory statements about people that make

(01:05:03):
them feel bad. That's hard to do, but at least
that kind of comes from a place of okay. I
mean I don't think that's doable. I think we need
to learn to not let other people determine how we
feel about ourselves because they are just bad, mean people
in the world and always will be, and you need
to learn to function. Don't mean their behavior is okay,
but you've got to learn to function because you can't

(01:05:25):
go correct everybody's behavior and build this utopia where no
one ever hurts your feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
But now there's this other thing we're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
We're now saying, if I'm in the group, I'm going
to take these statements that at one time were derogatory
and offensive, and I'm going to claim them openly for myself.
And I'm gonna say I'm real loud. But you're not allowed,
as you point out Adler, to say it, but all
of us in this group can. And and you realize

(01:05:53):
at the end of it, all, all of it is
taking society and instead of becoming a society where all
people are equal and all people are treated as human beings.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
And now we're taking all of that hard work and all.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Of that movement and now, no, no, no, it's the
specific things about me that that matter most, not my humanity,
but all the other things about the type of human
I am, and and now that's going to matter the most,
which really becomes what quite divisive. And people begin to
stay in their group and then declare their group maybe

(01:06:29):
better than your group. And now we're right back. It's
just it's and this is this kind of stuff to
have these serious conversations, like you're having a serious conversation
about the levels of fat and fat privilege. I mean
that this this somebody should walk in and say, let
me just talk to everybody here and to you what

(01:06:50):
you pointed out, Adler. Do you realize how privilege you
have to be to even be in a society where
this conversation even gets ground. Do you think anybody that
today their thought is all right, I'm gonna work on
getting this clean water today is concerned about what a
fat person calls themselves, or what privilege or my category

(01:07:12):
is missing, or whether big tests the full size model
had a flight attendant be mean to her because she
couldn't fit in the bathroom without setting off an alarm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I mean, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
You're in pretty good shape if this is the biggest
obstacles you have to overcome compared to when we come back,
and dare I do it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
With so much meat on the bone.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
We've covered so many things, and the people other than
texting and chatting and emailing, the people that haven't had
a chance to speak yet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
You're doing that now, but they will next unscreen phone
calls right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
This is the Rick Burgess Show, Speedy, what is this thing?
You mentioned it a couple of times?

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
And and am I hearing it right that it involves birds?

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
My gracious, you'll put text and things?

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Come on, now, have you heard about with the monkeys?
Have you heard about bird theory? Let me hear what
I think you're Are you saying bird like a bird? Yeah?
Bird theory? Bird theory?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
You know it's popular because it's hit TikTok uh and
there's videos all over TikTok. If you are a TikToker, and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
You might yeah, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
And so come on, videos all over TikTok. Says it's
a test to see how your relationship is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Is it doomed or is it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Is it doing well?

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Is this another one of those Yes, I'm a golden retriever.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
It's a test. It's a test that's supposed to.

Speaker 13 (01:09:02):
I'm a seven, you know, it's it's no stranger. It's
not really surprised you think about I'm a seven, I'm
married a three. Yeah, it's not like you know, and
my husband he's a golden retriever. Well, of course i'm
a I mean, i'm a terriers and we go together.
Is it one of those it's not, but that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I like that characters.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
You ever get those things started? Have you ever been
around those people and they get going? It's the weirdest.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
It's a test seven. Okay, we need to name that character.
I don't know what it is. What today is?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
It is anagrams?

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Yes? Yes? Okay, we call it the the character anagrams
and anagrams.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
All right. Uh so it's a test that's these text pictures. Uh,
there's a it's a test that's supposed to show how
into you you are, your partner is to you watch out,
it's it's a well the picture.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
They listen.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
The monkey's riding various animals that are really hard. They're
domestic Mississippi.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
So again, it's a test that's supposed to show how
into you your partner is and and here's a TikToker
explaining it, Rick, so you can understand it.

Speaker 10 (01:10:20):
What I do.

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
What is the bird theory?

Speaker 9 (01:10:22):
This theory is going super viral on TikTok right now
because how strong.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Relationship is by testing it out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
The way you could test the theory is with a
very simple prompt of I saw a bird today, and
if your spouse turns to you and starts asking questions
about the bird, that means your relationships in good standing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
Okay, what so this first couple fails, I should say
the first couple passes. The second one fails. To take
a listen, maybe I saw a bird today. It's just
saw pretty blue bird.

Speaker 11 (01:10:54):
Yeah, it was like, I don't know, it was pretty though,
and I really liked it and it flew around the house.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
I just thought it was pretty life for us to
tell you I saw a bird yesterday.

Speaker 10 (01:11:06):
Did you see I saw a bird yesterday?

Speaker 9 (01:11:10):
A bird?

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Yeah, I saw like a bird?

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Why do you keep telling me that? And can you
believe that it's a bad statement?

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
Yeah, it's a weird statement.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Back to the category segment. This is really society here,
and it's kind of turning up on TikTok. The bird theory.
This is it spouse or your your partner, whoever it is,
you know, or you say I saw a bird today,
and if they don't seem interested, then oh my gosh,
your relationships doomed.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
I have to have bird talk a lot because Lisa's
got bird feeders out back, and she's really into it
because said they for some reason, You'll look sometimes there'll
be like fifteen red birds and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
So I have a lot of bird conversations at home.
Do you pay attention? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Do you ask questions?

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Oh, I don't know, Sam, Wow, seventeen stuff like that?

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
What kind?

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
What kind?

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
I see them? The red birds? You don't do what
you would normally do. That's a big number. So you
count you did?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
There were seventeen, well maybe sixteen to fourteen, But no,
I don't do that, But I mean I do acknowledge it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I don't waiting til the movie. Do you do follow
up questions?

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
So, I don't know. We got a lot of bird
feed by a lot of birds. Don't a lot of
bird talking around the house?

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Yeah, Greg, we type of feet because now Penitent's changed
their feed and it ain'ty good anymore. In the middle
of that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
Okay, sounds like she's hassling you, Greg instead of like you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
It's interesting. Yes, what it sounds to me that that
means I'm interested. I'm missing a pair of binoculars right
now for hunting season. Over birds. See we'll talk about birds.
Oh yeah, oh shere big on birds.

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Interested?

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
She needs to go to birds unlimited.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I think my wife would say when I talked to
my husband about birds, he engages in want and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
We talk birds. I do talk birds, and I don't
know how deep I go, but I mean, you talk birds.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
I don't say things like yeah, okay, I'll go well
yeah really I really You sure that's what it was?

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
You think it was Cooper's hawker. Yeah, we'll get into
that a certain time of year different.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
There's some of these little brown headed ones, fall headed
brown dogs, I call them, don't call them that, but anyway,
they're there. They shake your head when you say right,
and then uh benches.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
But if you're not there and she sees birds and
she's giving you an update, do you go huh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
No, yeah, she'll go there was there was twenty birds
out there, red birds. And you said one time that
we do have a ton of red birds. I don't
know where they're coming from.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Do you know I know when the city wax wings
are coming? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Yeah, oh I know you been informed. Oh yes, And
I've learned to stop letting her know that. Ever your
one of them's are real tired and dies in the driveway.
They come from a lot of f one. Yeah, ago,
I'll find the city wax wings. So she also read
somewhere that birds get used to your voice. So when
she's out there feeding them, she'll talk to him.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Does she really that way?

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
They?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
They know? Give me what she says, Hey, birds, you're hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Stuff like, Okay, have you ever gone out there and
talked to the birds with I haven't that's important. I'm
not required because I should.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Well does talk to birds? Don't you like them? Don't
you think greg should go out there? And and birds
just want to land on your shoulder stands? I don't care.
I reckoon. I've got a bird on my shoulder, just
like that, like a t just like this for like
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Do you have a favorite bird? I like the car,
the red bird, the card it's good looking bird, the male,
the female, they're kind of gray.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
I like a blue bird. Oh yeah, don't the birds enough?

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
What part of bird theory is that if your wife
flips you the bird? What part of bird get that too?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Okay, that's different.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
Relationship is doomed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Is doomed.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Relationship is doomed. That's way to be under that couarterir's cat.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Okay, yeah, so, but I think mine's good because I'll
talk bird.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Is it only female to male? Can the male bring
up birds and see if the female want?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Rules apply?

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
The same rules don't apply.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
We have to actress it interested in their little things,
and they don't have to act interested in ours.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
But that's fine.

Speaker 8 (01:15:17):
Men and when men and women are different, and that's
totally fine. That's women are a protected class. Men are
the pillars of society. Women are the beauty and heart
of society.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Okay, but wow, you feel better Get the truth you've
been holding that in.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
It's just the inherent truth.

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
We act like they're not this we y'all don't. But
the world acts like men and women are different. They're
completely different. Women are a protected class.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
That's why if you are a guy that's for the
whole transgender thing, and you wear a shirt that says
you can pee next to me. What you are saying
is that a woman can come into the men's restroom.
That's different than a man going into the women's restroom.
If women want to come and try to play in
the NFL or the NBA, or fight men in the UFC,
or play volleyball against dudes, great, But if men want

(01:16:04):
to play against women, it's just not the same. I'm sorry,
women are a protected class, y'all. Let's quit acting like
it's not different.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Well, why do you roll with them?

Speaker 7 (01:16:13):
That's not my choice. They call me out right. Question,
They called me out right, all right, but I get
that I put it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
On them hard.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
I feel like the last ninety seconds was good for you.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
It was I'm sick all the boo honky. Do you
know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Yes, you know what reality is real.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
I'm looking forward to a bird question today.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
I'm ready, you're gonna I'm I failed these every time
I got to get on TikTok.

Speaker 9 (01:16:38):
We'll be right back, says this is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Halloween is is coming. It's it's Friday night Halloween. Also
this weekend. All the government and all the voters and
all the people have tried to stop the changing of
the clock. It looks like once again we have failed.
It's like the clock will go back again, oh an
hour coming this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
So that's benefiting who.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Frustrating it is And it looks like that this is
going to be one of those opponents that we may
never defeat before our time here ends. But anyway, you know,
when you start dealing with Halloween, and we've talked about
this a lot, there's so many bad things about Halloween,

(01:17:35):
but one thing can be maybe used as almost a tool.
And we've warned you about this and we've told you
to use it. This is where you find out where
all the strange people are. It brings them out of
your neighborhood, it brings them out in society. One of

(01:17:55):
these right now, it's not even funny, it's so grotesque.
And that's five B, but five A. That's our videos Greenville,
South Carolina. This video has gone viral. This person and
if they're your neighbor, I'd keep an eye on them.
Hundreds of Halloween characters and mannequins in his yard.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Hundreds.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
This every horror person from every movie. You can imagine,
tons of clowns and they're all almost full size.

Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
Where do you store these?

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
This is wow?

Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
This is you know, that's ten storage units.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
That's a bunch. This is one of the places where
you almost want the homeowners association.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Uh but that people that can't say this don't realize
how big guysose you that can't see this, it is
the most hundreds is not an exagger I would say.
And in the yard is nothing but as Adler just said,
but one creep after another, serial killers, monsters, uh, one hundred, clowns, alien,

(01:19:01):
it's vampire. I mean, it's every kind of moody you
can think of.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Blood.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Now I want you to imagine that's your neighbor. And
then and remember watch him on Christmas when you look
and there's Kruger. You look on Christmas and you see nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
You couldn't get a push line more through that yard.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Now you think he's going to have a uh uh
is he going to put a major scene in his
front yard?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
That's is as elaborate as that. Probably not, probably not.
What do you think the number on those it's sixty?

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
I mean one hundred, I really think, because look how
far deep they get, how many rows there are?

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Over one hundred?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Probably yeah, I think I don't know if hundreds is
a bit of an exaggeration. Oh my gosh, some move
and now Michael, there's over one hundred. Yeah, yeah, you're right, Yeah,
that that's unbelievable. Like I said, I go back to
where do you store on I guess they have a
storage building. Yeah, you know, like I said, we we
had this neighbor, not to this level. When I say neighbor,

(01:20:00):
it was in our region where we live, not an
immediate neighbor. And I saw that house for the first
time was for sale this last season. I was so
grateful unless even weirder people move in the well the
decorations man came with house. But what I'm saying is
who would buy it because these people were they were odd, man,
I mean, they did some weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Speaking of costumes, Rick the Batman and Robin TV costumes
just sold at auction And you won't believe for how
much the Batman and Robin costumes worn by Adam West
the camp Ones. Yeah. Yeah, five hundred and seventy five
hundred thousand dollars. Oh wow, what's the five hundred and
seventy five hundred and seventy five thousand dollars okay, Batman

(01:20:43):
and Robin costumes. All right, this is from the nineteen
sixties Batman series, The Joker's costume. Yeah, I was two
hundred and twelve thousand, the one that uh greg was
interested in. Catwoman had batgirl ping one. Also, is it

(01:21:04):
batterrang and holster that Batman wore? Fifty thousand by nine
hundred and eighty nine thousand dollars sold at auction?

Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
What about the famous bat shark repellent spray thermal underwear?

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Camping Batman is funny thing we brought our you know,
he always had something that you tell the bell.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Do we do?

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Five b?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Is that just too much of a downer? I mean
it shows how wicked and awful people are.

Speaker 7 (01:21:33):
Yeah, but it's just it's just b roll. There's no audio.

Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
But yeah, this woman is saying she loves Halloween because
she dressing up as Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
And but the trick is it's it's him with blood
on him.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
And what.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Why would we play this, Well, she said, we'll just
say it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Then there is people out there so wicked and so
awful that they would dress up as something like that
for Halloween to make fun of the fact that he
was murdered in cold blood and actually said that she
was going to wear it to the gym.

Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
She did, and you can tell she's actually it's her
first time in the gym.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
I was going to say she hadn't visited much. Now,
I don't know why she chose that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
Now, Yeah, blessing thees.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
But but but but do you do you know that?
I mean, you could.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
We're living in a time that someone can't just say
I don't care for individuals so and so, but I'm
not going to, you know, celebrate their cold blooded murder
and I'm certainly not going to period it in lampoon
it for Halloween. Uh. That's a level of sick and

(01:22:43):
wickedness that just makes the rest of us in society uncomfortable,
even those of us who agree to disagree on certain things.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Yeah, that's just a sad, sick individual.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
It is that none of us want you around, no
matter how we feel. Now, you know what, I don't
know if if you don't have a moral foundation, you know,
if that's not at least something you probably could.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
You know. I hate it for people like that because
they're just they're lonely and they're just looking for attention. Yeah,
well that's the only reason they were that and there
they're just evil. Why somebody would do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
That, Well, it wasn't that good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Now the stuff we've been researching and learning about on
strange encounters, I would say it's more than sad. I
think she's wicked. I think she's in and under the influence.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Of some bad stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:23:34):
I'd said absolutely both.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
So so anyway, the fact that you would do that
was zero hesitation and think you're funny, yeah, and gonna
go out public and do all that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
So why the gym, like, clearly don't spend any time
in there?

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
No, Yeah, children doesn't have a membership, and so.

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Lees biker sorts have all they can handle.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
They do. Really, I think honestly the cost that I
know what she's she's already told us what she's tried
to do to be shocking and wicked. But honestly, if
you took what she's got on, she looks more like
Paul Blart mall cop. Yeah, yeah, because it's not a
real good you know, it would be like she had

(01:24:16):
to tell you what she was right, Yeah, exactly, top
of the hour.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Thanks for being with us.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
If you leave us, don't forget the archives picking up
any part of the show you missed.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
You got more stick around.

Speaker 9 (01:24:27):

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Side Rick Burgess Show dot com and all the information
there that you can find out everything about the show,
how to contact the show, all the different options to
catch us live and archived. Speedy, Greg and Adler, as
I said, all here to start the hour. So we
still have a number of things to discuss going forward

(01:24:59):
on the program. But you know, I mean we're you
do realize that once we get to this weekend, I
mean we are, we are on our way. I mean,
do you feel ready for this holiday? Here we go?
I mean it is And now Greg, your favorite, of

(01:25:20):
course you've already said, is Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Oh yeah, no gifts. No, you don't have to do anything.
No one's looking for a gift. It could be Thanksgiving
all the time. Yeah, can is it properly if.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
You go to someone's house to eat or whatever to
bring a gift?

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
There ain't no sense it all right, I don't do that.

Speaker 14 (01:25:39):
You bring expert are like that doesn't no, no, but
they don't don't put it there. If somebody's hosts like
we got to bring something in a bottle of line
when are you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Going straight down? Called don't you? But a lot of
people do that. Bring boons, farm, mad Dog, Underbird, this
gallon of the thunder Bird. I just want to thank
you for hosting. Here's some Kanye. Now it's now it is.
What do you bring a board game?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Sometimes people bring what women happy? You bring like a
little ornament, you bring a little Christmas ornament? You bring, uh,
maybe some flowers in your life. Maybe maybe some corner,
some sort of obscure bowl that they can put in
their house.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Yeah, I know why women like bowls, but they seem to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Yeah, so you're gonna take something to Rick's house when
you are you mine?

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Yeah, someone will get you something really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Well you know it would actually be for sure it
would be from it for the woman's a little happy,
a little decorated or something.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
Yeah, so Milwaukee's best.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
That's definitely brought brought you this not even on sale.
You know, you know whatever speed he brought you he
found to No, No, I don't, I don't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
Spell loves a good bogo whoa you remember you got
in trouble, You got busted because you would bring things
you got free here at the show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
He would and you would gift them. That was awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
And that's when you find out the family listens one
you thought they did. Wait a minute, you're giving these
way on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
He gave me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
This was years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
In fact, my kids were like tiny and he got
it was when one of the Nintendo's was out and
he gave me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
That was nice.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
But they gave him a bunch of them for advertising
or something, and I was like, dang, you should have
done that. He goes, Ah, you paid more for that
pair of sox you got me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
But was it a nice gime?

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
Matter?

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
If I got it for free in the early twenties,
I was still playing video games, right, didn't matter that
I had five of them?

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
No, it cost you a dime? No no, But that
was a nice promotion and you got a good gift
I did. Yeah, So what was wrong with that is
the thoult? I guess right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
So also, while we went to six Flags back in
those days, only on Wednesday, that's right, Mad passes DJ's
got free tickets on Wednesday?

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Talk about it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Movie ticket to that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Yeah, that's right. Look, I went to six Facts for
free for years. I would I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
Would hear you calling them getting media passes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Well, what I didn't understand you not? You had had
to give them a coke? Can you remember that when
I had to pass on the back of empty coke?

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Can turn it in? Yeah, that's true, Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
You know, promo person would come in, Hey, we got
Chick fil a meals to give away? How many a
dozen Haw's ten sounds?

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Let me you know? And so no pizzas.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Let me tell you the worst thing that ever happened
on the pizza promos. And I'm not proud of this
because I mean lot, this was before Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
But you could go to the copier make some you
could copy those. Hey, not that you should have. I'm
just saying you could have.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
So they weren't that hot teg right, I remember the
pizza person thinking that, Yeah, rolling down a lot of
free pizzas and we got listeners going nuts over this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
No, but a lot of times my kids in the
early days, I mean, if it wasn't for radio promotions,
we'd struggle.

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
Eating, right, Sure, if it was up to y'all, what
would you give somebody if they were hosting up to me?

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Is this is this a y'all are hosting our event?
We're not talking.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
You're going to that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
I like the Christmas ornament during during Christmas season, you
bring them a Christmas ornament for that day?

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Is worth the caleche days?

Speaker 10 (01:29:22):
That's what is up with that?

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Probably it's my it's my way to say, have a
nice sleep and good luck. Burning nose sugars. Right, you
know what your problem is. You don't have an you
don't have enough college in protein. That's right. We quit
making it as we get older and fattered. Uh so fatter.
That's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
I bring a nice marble rye.

Speaker 8 (01:29:42):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
What are you eighty?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
What you the oldest man for your age ever a
marble rye?

Speaker 7 (01:29:52):
No, it's a Seinfeld reference.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
I had to make something for somebody. What would it
be that would never happened?

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Bird house? Show up with a bird out? Would you
act interested? Which also shows that your relationship is very good.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
A bird house you being handy, you could probably do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
That probably uh so, uh but I don't see me. No,
you have to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
I have to if I was gonna make something, And
it was my gift to the hostess, thank you for
host to the man's wife that's hosting whatever it is,
whichever one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Yeah, well, you don't give the man a gift. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
What I would probably do is I would probably make
I would probably probably a woodwork, okay, and uh and
I probably I would put a Bible verse on a
nice piece of wood.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Yeah, you know your arts and crowds. I do something
real original. As for me and my house, we will
serve the Yeah, that's right. And I'm bringing it in
on a really cool piece of wood from the farm.
Oh yeah, okay, maybe if you could find old drift wood. Now,
what about off one of the what about one of
the cedars that you're because he can't get his law
more under.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
That's true. Yeah, get your cheap, but it ain't getting nothing.
Well you gonna I'm gonna make it, Yeah, make it. Yeah,
smokes anymore. He's gonna get asked.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Now, let me tell what he's gonna do. He's gonna
go unto the storage building of his parents. He's gonna
find something I don't know about it. He's gonna regift it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
That's what it's there. I basically sher mom met everybody anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Remember when everybody's parents, Remember when everybody's parents smoke?

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
And you would give him like astray for friends.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Do you remember Do you remember now think about it?
Do you remember there was a time in culture when
we were kids. One of the biggest food paus you
could do socially. It's not have any ashtrays. Oh yeah,
you got people coming over. We get enough astrak.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
I would go over to that astray for me.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
I'd go over to my dad's house that he grew
up in and Mama would be playing that. She had
a newspaper fold and she'd be doing a crossword puzzle
with a cigarette hanging out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Now she'd go, how are you doing? Everybody's how me out.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
With this one? I just sit there, just a room
full of smoke.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
What's a four letter word starting with a pee? You were?

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
We grew up playing with toys in a cloud of
smoke that was around the table when everybody was finished
eating and everybody us you never playing with your little
cars and just in a cloud of smoke. Remember them
industrial last trade where you hit the button and it
opened up and it fell down there down at the
doctor's office, trying to be healthy?

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Want smoking right in the doctor smoke too, CHERI it
is I.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Think for this big ender. The big year Ender is
a staff the rough thing to day we ought to Uh,
well you got a hurry we y'all and I get
in that. That's all right, just like you got five
seconds to get it out.

Speaker 9 (01:32:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
I think we ought to make something for each other
and gifted, but we're gonna make everybody has to make
each other.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Yeah, and a big year ender you handed to each other.
And you can't cheat now that you can't buy half
and you can't have Gary do it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
I got a lot of regift and stuff I could do. No,
you have to make it because.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Lisa's bought a bunch of stuff that she forgets she
bought and don't put it out anymore. I bet I
all right, So we're gonna say you said you can't cheat,
it's not. Nobody can gifts something that your wife ordered
from Amazon, right, and and they messed up in order,
like two of them, or it never turned out to
be as good as they thought it was.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Why can I You can't do that? If I got it,
I gotta make it. You gotta make it?

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Well, do you have to make it?

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Can we do that? What do you think, Adler?

Speaker 7 (01:33:13):
We have to make three of them? Can it be
three of the same?

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Like of them?

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Why don't we draw gifts and that you only got
to make one? Like if you do Greg, you gotta
make Greg something if.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
I'd make you, But do you have to make it?
You have to make it right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Yes? Yeah, I just said that that was your idea.
I know, can't be like A forgot this.

Speaker 7 (01:33:35):
I just I don't make I like it, Like this
slip of paper is good for one back rub, you know?
Can it be like that? That's what I do with
my wife? Can I do that for y'all?

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
I wouldn't do that here. I wouldn't do that here. Yeah, yeah,
commit that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
I'll write some names up.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Let's commit to that. Yeah, I don't want to commit commitment.

Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
We're supposed to be friends.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Yeah, that would you be? You show an effort? This
is this one right here? This one's good for one favor.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
Yeah, one date night. No, you're making I thought we
were back to our wife. One back rub, no strings attached,
you know that kind.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Of space string. We'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (01:34:13):

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
So did you said you had something you wanted to know?

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
If you probably don't. It was just something I was
thinking about you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
Think thinking about it? Thinking?

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
Uh just for and if you know rock history, which
y'all claim you do, what's the first Nirvana song ever played.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
On the Radiosirvana?

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
It's it's I said Nirvana, and you said you said
I would concentrate on everything.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
Start concentrating on WHI y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Well, if you're going to weigh into the music group,
you got to be able to tell people that know
I'm saying havana. Okay, so the first song ever played
on the radio, But y'all were killing killing time that
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Yeah, it smells like teen spear.

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
That's so lame response.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
That's the first one I heard. Hmmm, So I know
something y'all don't don't. I don't know much about that.
Wasn't even the band as you Are? Thank you? Is
it coming as you are with him?

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
No? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Their cover of Born to Be Wild?

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
No, it was love buzz.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
I don't even know what that. I don't know what
that is. I let me rephrase that. I know what
that is. I just didn't know. From their debut album
Bleach in nineteen eighty nine. Oh, it was played on
the radio with that and that don't can't wait. I
just said that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
I just said this first song ever played on radio.

Speaker 7 (01:35:40):
Good people, Why are we talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:35:42):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Was just something I was thinking about. You thought he had?
What are you thinking again? And what do y'all think
is going on right here?

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
Why do you have your readers on while you're telling
us this your mind? Okay, you have reader glasses on.
You're looking at your laptop while you're saying this.

Speaker 7 (01:35:55):
Yeah, I said, not yet, not yet, it's not time yet.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
I'd rather not say what I think that is that
unless you're referring to I will say that kids wanting
to get up with Santa bron That was what I
was gonna say, our less open gifts, something like that.
It has something to do with Christmas and gifts and
moms telling kids it's not time yet.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
She's very famous. And see if you can't get it,
can't get her voice here?

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Listen, same woman.

Speaker 7 (01:36:22):
Yet I said, not yet, not yet.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Oh it's the girl from Seinfeld. What's her name? No,
it's not the girl from Seinfeld.

Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
That's Mariah Carey. And she is saying it's too early
to play Christmas music even not yet for her song
uh and about to uh launch a new Christmas album
And you're excited about it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
Yeah, I can't stand her Christmas song, what can't.

Speaker 7 (01:36:54):
That's a bop? I hate it's a bop and a half. Yeah,
it's a it's a toe tapper.

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
Well, I say, new she's got the Christmas music out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
I think it's like you've got the Who storylation.

Speaker 7 (01:37:05):
Yeah, yeah, what I said.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
When you think of Christmas music, you think of Mariah Carrey.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:37:13):
I do not.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
I don't like. I think Johnny Mathis, Johnny Mathis. What
are you hanging out with? Adler?

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Now you're gonna you're both old? Yes, I think that's
an open fire. When I think of Christmas music, I
think of being Crosby. I think I think of the
Carpenters Sadly their Christmas album.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
I bet it's good, King Cole, I think Carpenters. I'll
go with. What about Twisted Sisters. I never think about them.
They have a Christmas record, but they.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
Think the Beach Boys here deal.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
I don't like some of the Beach Boys. I can't stand. No,
you don't don't say that, I do, Chris.

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
I'm telling me, you don't think of marakh carry at
all when I do not.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
I don't like Mariah Carrey's Christmas music. I don't anything
to do with it. Hey, hey Scrooge, Yes, hey, it's
just a preference. I like to hear.

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
I had one song by the Eagles. Yeah, please come
on for Christmas. I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
I love that Christmas is called the Queen of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Who, by the way, what to who?

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
A bunch of a bunch of punks. Yes, I mean
she's not the Queen of Christmas. Don't get mad at
me about it. That's what that she's called. Listen to
Celine Dion sing Oh Holy Not, and everybody just stand
back and see Mariah Carey can do that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
Okay, he says it's too early play Christmas music.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
She's right on that, all right. So we have an idea.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
So for the last show of the year this year,
which will be December the nineteen, for the last show
of the year, we have to bring in a handmade
gift for whomever you draw. We're gonna draw draw for gifts,
and it has to be home. You cannot go buy it.
You have to make it with the show that you

(01:39:09):
truly care about. What if I get one of them
big pine cones and spray Pain't it that that's fine,
that would work.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
I gotta find it because that's something everybody wants.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
I gotta spot it where there's some big right big.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
I mean, don't put glitter on it, like glitter gets everywhere.
Glitter gets every everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
So we're gonna draw names. Yeah, pull yours out and
then you put it back in once you've drawn. All right,
so it's over here, so just just slip. Do you
do you do you want to put it in the
silly hat or do you want to do it like there?
I mean I can just put it right here.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
I mean I don't know. Yeah, I just I just
I just okay, just grab one. Have you looked at them?
Be honest?

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
No, you're giving close my eyes?

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Oh man, did you draw? I Drew? Who you make
something special for? I? Drew Adler Adler Speedy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
Great, well that's no, that's like great, alright, so adda
you come here real quick?

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Since your names out?

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Yeah, your name's out, so you can draw next. I
was like, yeah, let's say, who has got to make something?
I hope you please let.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
It be Greg. Please let it be Greg. Stop it,
don't do this? There you go?

Speaker 7 (01:40:24):
All right, Here we go, Here we go all right,
I drew for the gift that I have to make
for a person.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Rick, Oh yeah, alright? Rick? So Greg, you're just go
end up with somebody about all right, I hope I
get my baby brother. Let's see. I gotta I gotta
make something special for Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Alright, and so now you gotta draw, right, who is
it me?

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
You got? You got to make it for speed. You
gotta make it from person.

Speaker 7 (01:41:02):
Good Man, Get young up. I'm gonna get you a calculator.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
I forgot you know what it was? I forgot?

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
So who I'm got a maddler? Yes, Adam is daddy,
and then and then Rick is Greg, and Greg is
is me. I'm gonna get a crappy.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
It's gonna be something special.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Now, the attitude on Eve can't rub off on paperweight, right,
A big rock that's not about big rock?

Speaker 7 (01:41:37):
Not a bad idea, that's I was saying that would
be a bad thing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
Are we gonna have category about a pipe?

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
You know, like creativity effort? Yeah? You who got the
best gift? You absolutely will judge that for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
You're gonna get ones all the way down.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
So I gotta make it. I'm just buying you know
what I just said you have to make it. Do
you listen to make it out? I'm going down to
the farm. I'm gonna go wood shop so I make something.
Don't get garrit.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
You do have a disadvantage. We are at a disadvantage
of you because you have unlimited resources at the farm.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
But but I'm not allowed to have Gary make it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:12):
No, you can't get help.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
That's right. I have to make it myself. Matter of fact,
we all have to. You need a video making it
for proof. No, I'll just tear something apart, sorry made
and put it back together.

Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
Yeah, we'll be able to tell It'll say ikea on it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
I don't want to. I don't want to get your
greg straight up. I'm thinking about getting the pocket knife out,
woodling or something.

Speaker 7 (01:42:35):
I can't counts.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
I'm sparl and I get and I think we both
guess what I'm alright on. Okay, so what are your interests?

Speaker 7 (01:42:46):
I like big buttson account.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
We knew that. By the way, not that hard to make. No, everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
Can mold it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
Get a couple of you're good.

Speaker 7 (01:43:01):
Let's see it could be anything. It could be food,
like you could cook me something. That's why I'm talking
about his handmade.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
Oh there has to be a motion in it. Wan
tears on the craft.

Speaker 8 (01:43:15):
I want blood wooden pickle. I'm gonna I'm gonna carve
you a wooden pickle.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Please don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
I know you like rolling, but be tough, you and
somebody or think about something I could put up at
camp house.

Speaker 7 (01:43:29):
Okay, all right, that's a good idea. That's a great
decorative item.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
I have jackalopes.

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
Yeah, you're a jackalope. Greg, Wait, never mind something else?

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
All right? So but I'm excited about this. Yeah, well
I can't wait.

Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
All right, Rick, you have who again?

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
I have Greg, my baby brother, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:43:50):
And then Speedy you have to make something for who you?

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:43:53):
And then Greg you got to make something speedy for Speedy,
And then I've got Rick. Okay, nobody. We didn't have
like a back and forth, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:44:03):
Oh yeah, we didn't have a Greg and Rick and
Rick and Greg, which is kind of nice but it's
kind of bad.

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
And we also didn't have you draw Greg or Greg
draw you, which I think I was hoping.

Speaker 7 (01:44:12):
Made this myself.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Greg, just paint one of those I really think when
I think about this that I have come out of
this the best as far as receiving, because Adler comes
from a family wood workers. He's pretty good, he's pretty handy.
Of course, they also brought termites in, Yes he did.

Speaker 7 (01:44:31):
Yeah, those pine beetles.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
So what you're saying is I'll get a gift from
him and then have the campus infested. Yes, that's it.
But to put it in here thought he'd done something.

Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
My goal won't be to might make Rick feel good.
It will be to make y'all look bad. That Just
know that that's our everybody's angle. Frankly, y'all's angle too. Yeah,
coming in, it's not going to be cheery Christmas cheers
a competition.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Look at your dad cannot help you? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
Can I? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
Can I use his tools? But he everything that's being touched, touching,
that's right, Yeah, all right, I'll be touching it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
I won't needy about his tools because I got my own.

Speaker 7 (01:45:10):
Oh sure, you Terry can't do it speedy. We're gonna
know if Terry did it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
And if it was food, she would do it.

Speaker 11 (01:45:16):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
You cannot get in on that one. You cannot get
help from anyone. So it has to be a crap
cannot be food.

Speaker 8 (01:45:23):
Right, every piece it has to be done by you.
You can use other people's tool. That means my dad
can't touch the tool. Dad can't be like here, let
me sure how to.

Speaker 7 (01:45:32):
Lave that in whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Okay, and Greg, that's no taking.

Speaker 7 (01:45:35):
I didn't say anything funny. Don't look at me like that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
No, go get some lee lea pine comb. Yeah, and
then rearrange it. Now, okay, you got it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
You'd have to go to the woods, get the pine comb,
bring it in and then decorated something nice.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
For you to be out with you two dogs making
something by the furniture that's chewed up.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
Yeah, that will bring you some of that whatever I
make it right? And so so this I think this
is going to be exciting. Yeah, and we'll have to.

Speaker 7 (01:45:59):
Get read on the last day. I am too all
of a sudden, it's real.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Yeah, Well we got time, which means I won't do
it on the eighteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
What we do and then we have to come in
here and somebody, somebody will be patting on the backs
and you, sir, you made the best gift.

Speaker 7 (01:46:14):
Can I give a chip at No, that's not a
handmade gift.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
You have to let me ask you this, Could you
make something put in a chill?

Speaker 7 (01:46:22):
No, that's not doesn't know it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
Can you make something that you put something in? But yeah,
I mean that's real like a well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
Never will you go to make pottery getting bucket and decorated?
Are you making us pottery?

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
I have some ideas on that. Yeah, I'm trying to
think about Adler. What he likes. He loves his van,
He loves his kids, and his wife and his house,
yeah he does, and his new property, loves his hair.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Rick here from the Rick Burgers Show, Speedy, Greg, Adler
and I gathering right here again tomorrow. So we've been
talking a lot about the movie God Did It and
the story of Sanchez Tanney Hill, the real Sanchez here
tomorrow and the director of the movie. Is this a
good idea? Find out tomorrow on a brand new Rick
Burgess Show. You just heard the Daily Best of The

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