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(02:29):
working on it. Follow it, I'm working on that.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
But the encouraging words are what he thinks is that.
That's what he thinks encouraging. But it's nowhere near it. No,
but he thinks he's being polite. Oh yeah, but you're
not that bad.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Bread doesn't stink like as bad as I thought.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's not like death breath. Yes, let me encourage you.
Do you have stink breath? Yes, you do, Cadiver breath.
Not really, not really. It's still not very good, not great.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I have a concern right out of the gate, and
I just have to ask you about it because I've
noticed there's something missing today. And I don't know if
it's just the fact that Gregg's hadn't dove into it
or not.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
But did Donde come yesterday? He did not Wednesday Bible study. Yesterday,
Dondee was not here. Are you okay? Oh, Don's all right?
It might have simply been I've noticed it's kind of
you know, fourth of July, it fell on a Friday,
and that made it weird for vacationing people. They didn't
know what to do with it. Yeah, they didn't know
whether if they were going for a week vacation, they

(03:30):
should start the week and end it with the fourth,
or they should do the fourth then start. Yeah, you
noticed saying it felt kind of in between two weeks,
so you don't know which one. I think everybody split
up a little bit, which that might help with the crowds.
But yeah, apparently not.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Well, I just I noticed there's I mean, that'd been
peanuts all over the counter, you know, he'd been tearing
them up well prior to the show starting, and I
just noticed that was missing today.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
So yeah, well, well I found that Maxicato that said
he has one called encouraging word in the day, because
I said, well, I was gonna use that one. Yeah,
all right, so Greg, I don't know who. Yeah, we
just had them on. But yeah, let me chase what
I'm saying. That's where that come from. There's two I said, dang,
he got mine. I was going to do that. There's

(04:13):
two chasms, and Greg, there's two chasms and they're both
really really large. One is between sinful Man and the
Holy God. Number two is you and Max Lokato. The
chasm between you two is large, Greg, Maxicato is one
of the kindest, most gentle people ever. You're nothing like maxicated.
I didn't say that. I just said I was going

(04:34):
to use that now, keeping my idea for that same
I mean podcast. Have you ever run across anybody? She
didn't get I should have got the copyright on it, right,
Greg should have got the one encouraging word. Yeah, can
you imagine, dang, Max beat me to Greg. I'm gonna
talk to ironheel press. Please write the book encouraging words,
couraging word, Yeah, please, and they'll help you. Please do it.

(04:54):
You know you're The first chapter is how do you
get back on your feet? Get up off your run?

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Right?

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Very encouraging?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Have you ever met anybody one and get up off
your hand? There may be people that don't read his books.
There may be people that you know. I don't know
much about him, but if you ever met anybody, says,
I tell you one thing. I don't like that Maxicare.
He's a little rough way who's he think he is?
But a little course, even the way he talks. You
know what I mean, I can't imagine him ever raising
his voice. Can you imagine Mexicat'll being like real mad

(05:24):
an't you? No? Rick, I'm just going to tell you
I'm really upset with you. I've had enough of your around.
I'm gonna take a pople keep it up and I'm
gonna take a poke.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
Rick.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Can I just say this to you, If you touch
my Jimmy Dan sausage again, you and I are going
to have a real problem.

Speaker 8 (05:40):
Now I have a.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Problem, right, so anyway, and let me just warn everybody
with low on food just sweat to me it's all right.
Takes a big old I just said, Yeah, Well, I'm
gonna thank Chris Adler.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Chris Adler, you'm the new Don Dee.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's right. You have actually completely different style. But yeah,
you've taken a lot of pressure a complain to the
good but they're not the same. But you've taken a
lot of pressure off Donde because at least he can
go to that. It's it's not what he prefers. That's
two different categories. To me, it's it's not one can't
fill in for the other. I've seen you run your
hands off in him THO when Donde didn't come. No,
I don't put them in my hand. I don't run
my hands off in and we've discussed that.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
We've discussed.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, there was a time in the eighties nobody cared.
We were at public places. Everybody run their hands off
and the popcorn. Right, this is the thing I don't
understand about this new thing where everybody's all freaked out.
Where were we through out every bit of my life
except the last few years. Guys, do you remember the things?
I mean, most of the life was revolved around. Everything

(06:41):
was somewhat dirty, and nobody cared. Greg, I want you
to think about just the grime and the filth of
just being involved in public school sports, oh every just
the grime and the filth, and no one said a word.
And you know what, no one was dying, know whatever.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
As a matter of fact, it's laying dormant in it
and it's and it's going to show up my fews.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well if it does. You know, look at this, I mean,
I've clipped sixty. It's already hadn't beat me, right, I
mean you know it didn't like take me out of
here at twenty two, you know, so, uh, even though
other things nearly did, but that didn't. So yeah, I
don't this new thing, you know, And we always go
too far as human beings. We can't get a balance.

(07:25):
We couldn't get a balance. We either are are don't
care enough about hygiene, or we go to the point
that we care so much about it. It's actually a
negative effect. Yeah, you can go too far. Yeah, I
don't think of public peanut bowls too far. But I
just I know, says they want to run my hands
off somebody that I got you. The whole crowds walking there,
digging in it, says a man who drank out of

(07:46):
public water fountains for how much of your life with
people standing on nine one after another putting their mouth
on it and nobody said anything but Greg, everybody's mouth
was down there. It was, But you didn't know what
people did before you, I know, Yeah, drinking the hose pops. Look,
when you're out there in the middle of that, you'll
you'll when you're hoose pops, when you're I like that
hose pope, taste somebody somebody's out there with a straw

(08:09):
use somebody put their hands on the cup and they
drink out of a hose pop that laid on the ground.
I mean, what do we even talk the hot water
come out?

Speaker 9 (08:18):
What do we even talk about what they got to that?

Speaker 10 (08:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
You mess up.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
You know, it tastes like rubber. It is real hot,
and you don't.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Know what's crawled up in that host hospital don't No
one even cares. Dogs have licked it so much, dogs
have peant on it. Maybe drug your butt across. Oh sure,
I don't know about that.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
I think what it is is that, Greg, we spent
so many years running off in public bowls of peanuts
and popcorn. I regret that that that you look back
on it knowing now, and that was kind.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
There's things you regret. Yeah, that bothers you. Doesn't picture
now somebody sitting there running their finger uper nosa, scratching
their crack and then reaching in there and getting let
me start. I never thought about that. Then listen, let
me just hit you. Let me hit you with this.
Wait a minute, hold on, just a minute.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Because you were the one doing it, Greg, May, you
were the one doing it.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Well, I know the things I've done and my hands
in there, and I betterybody else did too. But let's
throw this out there. The other the other day when
you mentioned this, This is the part I thought was
was was classic human beings. Of all the things that
you said you regretted in a bar, that's what you regretted.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, if I could take one thing, put my hand
in that snack bow crag, so many other things happened
in there.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, all that stuff was working pretty good. I can't
think of any improvements anything on that. No improvements. So
so anyway, a lot to do today and we'll work
through all of it. Got you some updates, we'll get
those in there. Uh yeah. Speaking of the Wednesday Bible study,
the archive is available now, so if you missed it yesterday,

(10:01):
catch it on the YouTube channel or the podcast channel.
Job chapter twenty one and you can catch that. Also.
Another strange encounter is coming out this weekend. We'll tell
you about that too as the show marches on.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
We were talking about all the things of old and
how now we're afraid of everything except for God apparently,
and we're talking about you know, at one time, apparently
our immune system did pretty well before we were terrified
of every germ. So somebody sent me a picture. I
forgot about this, butte from the public restroom. Do you

(10:40):
remember this? Yeah, oh yeah, so just pull it down
so we would drive our hands hor. Everybody in there
together and those of you that are too young to
remember this piece of work. It was I don't know what,
just like a towel hanging hanging down. But but you

(11:02):
never threw it away. It just kept running. It rod
back through and back out again, and you always had
something to dry your hands on. But everybody, everybody used it.
It wasn't just yours, no, right, they were supposed to
pull your pull it down and then go to the
clean above it.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I think I would have melted if that was the case.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
I remember seeing those as a kid, and I'm like,
this is just an endless, disgusting toilet forgot all sharing.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, yeah, I forgot all about that beauty.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Let's just reuse each other's toilet paper while we're listen.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Those things were that was the way to go. Yeah,
it was a couple of good No. I was just
I had a little piece of audio here. I just
want to see if y'all could tell me what's going
on just a little bit here.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
It feels good. She did a great job.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
We weren't underwater, and she didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Pany so went underwater and she didn't pin it.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
You want a little bit more if you if you
want a little bit.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
More less know it was just some sort of animal
we're releasing back in the wild. Or is it a human?

Speaker 8 (11:58):
I know?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
What do you think? Greg? And not think it's an animal?
You think it's an animal? Okay, sitting a good job.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
We're just gonna have dinner and go to the party
and celebrate.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Everybody never done anything like that, jumping water puddle with
my wife, So I'm gonna go hear some other stories
from everybody else.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
He jumped in a water puddle with his wife.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
A polar plunge, A polar plunge even weirder than that?

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Uh, well is it?

Speaker 8 (12:24):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Mud? Are we jumping in mud? That's that's not bad.
That's good, Rick, Okay, that's good.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
We're getting we're getting Okay, we're getting warmer?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Are we? Are we rushing? Hope? What are we doing
in the mud? It is there?

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Are we twenty twenty five wife carrying world championships return
to Finland?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
When I throw them over their shower? That way Caleb
and Justin? That was Justin.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
They emerged victorious in the main race. So that's when
you carry your wife upside down. Yeah yeah, yeah, and
you you're running through the obstacle course and yeah, you
see the town in your butt.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah. They wrapped their arm the.

Speaker 11 (13:03):
Right.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah. In the studio, I think I blocked it out
of my mind because of the trump. I didn't. I
did carry you around. Yeah, And if I blocked it
out of my mind, I know Abler did. Yeah, there's
some that do that. But the guy on the right.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
So basically what happens is there there your wife's heads
down your butt and their butts on the back of
your neck, and and and then you're holding on to
the back of their thighs.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
But like, if you just what do you guys like, Yeah,
if you just joined, I'd like to carry terry like
that on the right, if.

Speaker 12 (13:35):
You just either of those things.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Oh, there's a traditional back right when you when you're running,
your head bounces, so I would think your wife's heads
constantly like banging on your butt.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
It is I'm going to ask you to stop talking.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Well that's what Speedy's onto something here, But it works better.
What happens they tried, We've got the traditional on the
left and you got the inverted on the right and
traditional goes down.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Oh yeah, well, oh god, wow, face playing.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I think he broke his nose. Just he hit his face.
He's hurt. Can I correct something?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
You're not holding onto your wife.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
We shouldn't be watching. We shouldn't be watching this.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
He just jumped in a fuddle and your face just
went straight in.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
And now do you'll mind if I make a correction.
I said that you had your wife. You had your
hands holding on to the back of your wife's knees.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Actually, your wife can hold her own knees.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
She can hold her own.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
She she she.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Just now it's around and.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
She can hold the back of her own thighs.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
That way, you can run like with your arms like
you like you're running, and she's holding on to herself.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yes, you know what I'm saying. You control you and
not me.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Right, two words. So Williams are free.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
So when he said, hey, we went underwater, her head's underwater.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
He's not. But she held it together. Hey, let me
tell you something. Listen, if you just joined us, we
are talking about a competition that we are not talking
about where babies come from. Okay, this guy, this is unbelievable.
This guy. I'll tell you what it is. That guy
and his wife are going there's no way. I know

(15:24):
the other method is better, but there's no way I'm
doing that. And they think they can do it. I
wish you could. I could see you right there. Greg. Wow,
I'll tell you what you want. You want to wear
a ball cap backwards?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
No, that guy's face went into the sand.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, that's not good. I guess it's Rose.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
I don't know, but Caleb and Justin they're the US
couple and they want it.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
They wanted.

Speaker 13 (15:51):
They got a little pool here that they have to
run through. Oh my goodness, this guy's here. I mean,
how did they even make it to the championship? Is
there was there a bracket playoffs?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
How did you even get to it?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Looks like we have like a professional white carrying couple
and then we have.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
People that just showed up that that's that's the better technique, man,
it is. She's got to have some strength to hold
onto her back, her legs.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
And apparently yoga pants are a must.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah right, all right, speedy, you the last time you
carried me, This time I could carry you. If you see,
if we can try this new method where you grab your.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Own legs and you don't.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
I think my head would drag the ground with you
carrying man gould.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Be fine, but you don't have any hair, so it
would be fine.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
So you know, slick, You know, there's a few things
I forbid, but I think I might.

Speaker 8 (16:43):
Just show.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
We are off and running. It comes Greg hobbling through.
I an't thinking a little speed? No way again, all right,
So we.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Were practicing out in the lobby, Rick were carrying each other.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Who was who was the woman? He was the upside down?
He was the woman? Yeah that that can't have he
said he could play that role easy.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, let me. I'm gonna say this because I
think it's the key to long term success for the show.
I'll never ever step in and say no, let somebody
else describe this. I want you to describe everything we
talk about, because you get your stuff in a buying
so fast. But that, yeah, was that not real though? Guys?
Oh yeah, it was real Like that. Anything that I

(17:27):
compete in I want to win. Obviously, that technique is
the best technique if you want to win. But that's
that I don't know how you can do that we're
talking about talk about I'm talk about how you can
mendle somebody with a sidecar.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, this year we had the that uncomfortable one, that's
the best one.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
You're talking about, the wife carrying World Championships that were
in Finland, a US couple one good crowd watch. And
this year is the addition it featured a team event,
a separate woman series and all together there are two
hundred people from eighteen countries took part in this and
a US couple won it.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, you say us carry us s heavy?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
She she's my wife. Of course she ain't heavy. It
being carried wife carrying, and that kind of narrows it down.
They're probably eliminade some athletes that they're not married but
would be good at.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
I know that some husbands are shorter than their wives.
H but in this case, you have to be shorter
than your husband for this tour.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh no, that which is.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Not necessarily not necessary?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Is that a couple?

Speaker 6 (18:32):
How not?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Because just as long as your body, your torso, your
torso is not longer than their your husband's torso and legs.
I mean, it's going to cause problems, but you can
get it done.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
But you want your if you're the wife, you want
your head to end it. It may be his butt not.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
All the way.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
And you want your husband to be taller than you.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah. Yeah, like this in general women, if women were honest. Yeah,
and that's fine, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Occasionally you have a big man that can handle a
wife that is taller than he is, and that's great too.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I need a Bluebird video. But sounds like you're really
doubling down.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I have a friend that's his wife is way taller
than now. I felt bad about saying what I said
a second ago, and he's he gets it. You know,
you got it done.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Everybody in here thought of the friend we have that
their wife. That's why that's why you didn't pick up
a lot of support.

Speaker 12 (19:23):
Right.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yes, they had a separate women's great women can compete
to what I said, Greg, you don't.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Listen, why is that wife? I mean, I guess it
could be.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
That's what I said. I said in this year's edition.
They had a team event and a separate women's series
as well.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Now, did they have to be in a relationship the
women or because.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
That's what it's called.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
I will say for the wife. Susanne summer's thing where
you master your thighs. You have to have extremely strong
thighs because some technique is to see the ladies they
just says or they're they're ankles and they and buddy,
they are just yeah, they're just they're they're absolutely exclusing,

(20:05):
don't you.

Speaker 11 (20:07):
Know?

Speaker 5 (20:08):
So you're trying to squeeze both sides of your husband's neck.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Water. Is that not what happened? I'm not trying. This
is this is what How much do you describe that right?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
That the women got stuck in the puddle. I'm sorry,
but the women got stuck in the puddle.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I call it so rick.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
What happens is see if you see here, So the
man has to be able to see. If you can't
hold your grip, then you start sliding down and now
your your calves are in front of his face and
he can't see.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
But now he's trying to pull you back down. I
have got it.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
You need to be a wife carry coach.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
The only one that says Mario and Luigi, yes, it's Mario. Gosh,
my grandson was all in this. How you not know that?
He corrects me every time because you've been messing so
much you think you do. I don't know which one
it is.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
You know what, because I'm grown it's Mario. That's like
saying I don't know Chad Norris instead of Chuck Norris.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Well, is it Mario Andretti or Mario Andretti.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I think it's Mario Andretti.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I don't think Mario is a name.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Trouble. I struggle with that name. I would like to
try to and Greg try to get this question. And
I want to ask you and the women's division on this.
Do they have to be a couple or just any
two women can carry each other called wife carrying?

Speaker 5 (21:24):
I would I think it was how you enter here.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, let's want to hear but it's literally called wife carrying.
That's the name of the sport right here.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Let's just hear them and we'll be able to tell it.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Was a women's division.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
Watched a few videos of trevious competitions.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Did if she squats?

Speaker 3 (21:41):
But probably not that many friends.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
The main thing we did.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Actually was we got married. Okay, okay, it's called they
They look like friends standing there, but once the competition started,
they didn't like friends anymore. No. I saw the way
they looked at each other like, hey, maybe the sport

(22:09):
is called wife care. I know, but then they could
be you just not want to believe it because it's
if you looked around the world, this is not this
is not in content that this year it featured a
team events and separate women's series. So I didn't know,
but women's series of a sport called wa wife So
do you so you think all the women yes have
to be in the sport? Is the lesbian race? Correct?

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
They should have said they had a lesbian division. They
should have said that, all right. I mean if you're
breaking down the bracket, if you're breaking yeah, I wonder
what I wonder like if you series you have different
brackets and and pool play where each region of the
country or the world, you know, you have to make
it through that to even get to Finland?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Is that the case here?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
I don't know, looks like it because some of.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
These people they don't look like they're very good, it
is what I'm saying. So they must they must out
had much competition where they live.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Let's be their friends. Well, okay, we got well the
way we got actually, Greg, I heard one of.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
The Australian Australian, Greg, don't look at me like that.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
They're Australian.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Okay, they were on Australia couple. Okay, okay, Hey, if
you say MARYO one more time?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Goodness, they say one of the husbands. I asked you
if they worked out. He said no. Sometimes they were
good at it, he said, But the worst race I
ever had was still pretty good.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Keep losing, keep hindering this contest.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
The training was worth it. I'm on, I'm gonna I'm
gonna say that. I think we've we've taken this topic
every where we can. I think we're done.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Can I say one other thing I wish you wouldn't? Well,
I'm just gonna say the one technique for the winners
that I saw is that when the woman, you know,
when she's on the back and she's upside down, got it,
she has to take her hands and straighten her arms
on the back of his butt to where she can
like when they go into water, show.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Me show me that again. Some of them went under water.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
You know that that takes talent because as you're running
And he even said this, Rick, if you want to
hear it again, I don't. When he's describing you know,
like they went underwater and we're even you know, like
he was complimentary of his wife.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I guess is what I'm trying to sell.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
She did a great job. We run underwater, and.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
So her head was underwater while he was running.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I saw it. I watched it. I saw the video.
And did you say it's like we're immersing from the water. Yeah,
I saw all of it. Gosh, as a matter of fact,
I'll see all of it for sadly the rest of
my life.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
Rick.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Next, Running of the Bulls. This week, let's go from this.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Look at her.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
That woman is completely under.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
She was struggling. Watch the watch the lady in the
blue helpmet. And then look at Red. Look look at Red,
yes Red, any rams in worship bald heads? Looking at between.
Look at Cherry like she's having a bald baby. It

(25:08):
looks like she's having a man as a baby. There's
gipping bird to a man. Looks like you get Look
at the head on that baby. That's horrible.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
So the baby's gonna go to you.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
By the way. Also, Greg, we'll we'll have to ask
me you. I guess you probably you probably hadn't been
bringing in for maintenance. But you're gonna have to carry
your gate, are you? And this needs to be Yeah,
it seemed like they were buddies. You need to do
the upgrade on. Yeah, you that that upgrade just came in.
You must not have taken it.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
I didn't see them together. Yeah, they were standing right there, right,
but they look like friends.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
And what's the name of the sport? Well, we'll be back.

Speaker 14 (26:00):
Oh my goodness it does the Burgers show your source
for the latest updates on wife carry the sport?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, we'll be back. A couple of the updates we
want to run down for you today. Uh, you know,
it seems like we as as Americans, we get all excited,
like we're really gonna get some information, and you know, ma'am,
this is really gonna be something. Here comes the JFK papers,

(26:32):
Here comes to Epstein files, Here comes this, Here comes that.
When was the last time any of us any of
this led to anything? Never? So here's another one. Hey,
Biden's doctor's coming in. Yeah, Hey, we're gonna get to
the b By the way, do y'all really need the doctor?
Does anybody? Why do we keep pretending that we're unearthing
that Biden was the leader to diagnose the issue. Yeah,

(26:56):
leading the free world. Why, clearly the evidence of that
is just overwhelmed. We can all see it. We don't
have to be told anything. And do we think he
was making all these decisions? No? Is it likely that
even things he was signing, they were using auto pen Yes,
I don't know that. I mean, what I'm saying is
he's not the president anymore. He's done. It was bad.

(27:18):
We shouldn't let this happen again. But we're kind of
acting like we want to do some bombshell that Biden
was serving us while while not having his cognitive skills.
I don't I know, we moved on from that two
years ago. Yeah right, yeah, but anyway, we're not getting
information from his doctor. No, he just he rolled in,
sat down. Kevin O'Connor. Ah, Kevin O'Connor was Biden's doctor,

(27:43):
and you know what he said, I take the fifth
not telling you anything.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
All we learned was his name, which we knew.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
We now know it's Kevin o'canner, which means he didn't
want to criminalize itself and that right. So yeah, yeah,
maybe filled out faults rack, I don't know. So, so
it's Oh, Connor pleted the fifth to multiple questions about
his time with the former President Joe Biden during the
sit down. It resulted in a hasty end to what

(28:12):
could have been an hour long hours long with an
ass deposition. I'm going to read the first two questions.
They were asked, were you ever told to lie about
the president's health? He pleaded the fifth. He would not
answer the question. Got you second question, did you ever
believe President Biden was unfit to execute his duty? James Comber,

(28:34):
the Republic from Kentucky was there. He took the fifth
on that again, so according to Comber, this is unprecedented.
I think this adds more fuel to the fire that
there was a cover up. Well, Comber, I appreciate you
trying to like get an official word on that. We
all could plainly see there was a cover up. We
got so know that we know, yeah and understand corn

(28:57):
pop right, we didn't need to not open for it. Well,
and the reason I think that even people on the
left couldn't say it why he was serving, because they
knew it would lead to all kinds of chaos. But
even they are coming, they're going, yeah, of course, but
we couldn't say it why he was serving, because it
would have got our party in trouble. Uh so, But
no one believes that President Biden was on top of

(29:20):
the garbage. You know how sometimes people just go too far.
You remember when they would just go too far?

Speaker 14 (29:25):
Oh yeah, not sharp, Yeah, I mean keep up with
sun circles around, sharpest person in the room.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
And I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't. Sometimes I did
think he was the sharpest person in the room. Depends
on who's in the meeting, right, But you guys, you
went too far with you know what they should have said.
Of course, he's aging. When people age, sometimes you get
absent in mind that he doesn't have dementia, he's not
going through Alzheimer's. He can execute his duties. But they
but they did, they went so far the best he's

(29:54):
ever I think he's got superpowers and he's going another term, right,
so we all know can't keep up with him. My goodness.
But but O'Connor says, you're not going to criminalize me.
I take the fifth, I'm out, So there you go.
Secret Service Speedy said this when I walked into the
studio today and and Adler and I are we've been
talking about time, how sometimes it seems slow, sometimes it

(30:16):
seems fast. Does it seem like it's almost the one
year anniversary of the attempted assassination on Donald Trump? Butler,
Pennsylvania doesn't seem it's been there, by the way, year,
Did I ever tell anything about this guy we were
talking about?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yes, we were talking about that. July thirteenth is a
one year. The president in the head nearly did month.
And Jay, did this guy just vanish off the face
of the earth. I know he's dead, but I mean, yeah,
but nothing about it about him. It's very mysterious, that
whole thing. Yeah, I mean, we're gonna rehash everything.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
We would be nice that for everybody come around, said, well,
let me tell you what this guy was all about.
And here's here's what we think. The motivation was beyond
the obvious, and here's what we think. It's just all
of a sudden, like who he didn't kill the president?
It was close. Let's move on. Yeah, but anyway I
got there.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
It's not really one of those things you just go shoo,
yeah that was close and then move on.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, there's no doubt he had help on the inside.
I mean, there's no way you get into that position
without somebody helping you. Yeah, that's just logic. I mean,
no way a kid like this can get to such
a easy Yeah, thankfully was not able to pull it off.
Secret Service has suspended, to your point, Greg, six agents
over failures during Trump's assassination attempt in Butler. So took

(31:30):
about a year for us to investigate all that. And
so now the Secret Services, yep, we got six people
we think kind of let everybody down, didn't do their
job real well, and they have suspended them. Does that
mean fired, that mean probations a little time. So anyway,

(31:51):
we know that the director, Kimberly was at cheatle. She
was forced to resign. We remember that, remember going to
remember the first week?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Oh yeah, and then we saw the slanted roof.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yes, the whole thing that we didn't it.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Was dangerous up there. We didn't want to the agents
up there.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
And you're stangery, right, people walking around less than two
hundred yards Secret Service agents there never in dangerous situations.
Now there's people that claim this is fake. Well, now
I don't know how to fake the guy that got
killed in the stands. But yeah, the whole thing like
this was that trumpet it up, so we galvanized Trump
people around Trump for saying, Carlage, don't heal that quick

(32:29):
and instant. Now there's no sign of it, and that
just you know how it is. Well, like you said, Greg,
you're you're bringing up you, you're bringing up the obvious
and that is so I guess if we're going to
fake this, we get people you killed in the bleachers,
right and uh and we make sure that there's a
shot that that grazes him yeah or there or that
that was just pretend.

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Uh so anyway, those the shot to win the stands
was real, right.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
It's just it's just all weird. I mean, look, I'm
not into everything is a conspiracy theory, because i mean
not everything is a conspiracy. However, it looks at this,
there's a lot of unique situations that have never happened before.
And this whole you know, this was the only rally
that CNN was at, Yes, but this was the only

(33:15):
time they used counters not there was just like, okay,
did they really think this?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
They thought thought they thought this was gonna happen and
they and we.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Never were airing it live. This They've never aired at
Trump rally live, and they were just so happy to
be airing that one.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I just don't know. And the guy, the shooter is
like they quit talking about him. You know, it is
something like this. I mean, you would think we would
have a major in depth background. I look at this,
look at that, and you'll release. By now it's been
a year. We can't even get a documentary, but said
the motive for the shooting has never been established. With
only limited information about Crooks, he was a registered Republican,

(33:50):
but in January twenty twenty one, he made a fifteen
dollars donation to the Political Action Committee that raises money
for Democrats. In the days leading up to the Butler rally,
Crooks made at least sixty Google searches about the geography
of Butler, but also about winning where the Democratic and
Republican summer conventions would be held. He also googled how

(34:11):
far away was Oswald from Kennedy, referring to Lee Harvey Oswald,
who shot and killed President Kennedy in sixty three. So
that's all we know. Used to be a Republican, start
giving money to the Democrats, started googling everything about it.
That's not the issue. I understand that anybody could do that.
The issue is we know people are going to do that,

(34:33):
so the place is secure, correct? Could someone who did
all this get that kind of access? That's the question.
I'm sure there are all kinds of cooks willing to
take the shot, but how do they get into position
to make the shot?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
And people were like, hey, there's a dude up there.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, right, get to that point though, correctly right.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Local police seemed to be trying to do something about
it walking around the building, but you the Secret Service
snipers on the roof and seemed to be doing nothing
about it until the guy started shooting.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
So six people have been suspended, not sure exactly what
that means, saying that they were derrelic in their duties
obviously in this assassination attempt, which, by the way, happened
on July thirteenth of last year.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
Right, yep, this is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
So this comes from Ben Hey Burde, Hey Burge. I
want to take a second to address something I think
we all need to be reminded of. Okay, and I've
got the perfect way of reminding. I'd like you and
the guy's opinion on something. The theme music for different
segments on the show have slowly but surely drifted over
to AI generated music. True, don't gonna be wrong. It's

(35:54):
a new day and age, and AI is a great
tool for us to use responsibly until it will take
over the world as we know it. But let us
not forget, my dear friends, what made this country so great,
and that is good old fashioned, red blooded American songwriting inspiration.
Just a man his keyboard and raw musical talent on

(36:15):
full display is the way God intended us to make
a joyful noise. Now, sure the quality may be subpar,
but that's what makes it great. Adler knows exactly what
I'm talking about. So now this is, by the way,
this is so good what he said he's done. It
might even get Greg back in the gym. So what

(36:36):
he has done is he said, consider this my official submission.
Apparently he has written this and performed it a little
song called doing a Little Better, and I want this
to be considered considered to now be the song anytime
y'all do a segment about doing a little better. Okay,

(36:57):
he has sent it in and he wants us to
give it a list. Okay, now it's this AI song.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
No, No, it's his that's what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Greg, were you even listening? What were you thinking?

Speaker 12 (37:07):
Like?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
What were you thinking about? Thinking about you? Even we
even got neutral, We just got to yeawn out of
you in the middle of it. Yeah, was neutral? Neutral?

Speaker 4 (37:21):
That happens to me too.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah. Well I was listening then I thought, here's another song, Greg.
But the fact that is not AI, I thought, I know,
my hand is up. Do you really think that I
would come in here and bore you with another AI song? Well, Greg,
the whole reason I picked this email is because he's
going to try to perform it. That's the whole thing
that's got it. Okay, I thought you would like did

(37:43):
you hear the part about getting you back in the gym?
Maybe that's why I quick Greg. When I looked at it.
You know what I thought to myself, Oh this is something,
baby brother.

Speaker 15 (37:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I mainly did this for you because how you love
to you know, let's face it, you like to. Here's
some things that may not be great. It's gonna just
point me is gonna be good? Well, well I have
not listened to it, by the way, it's wrong.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Here we go, Greg, You are you listening now, I
am all right, goodness.

Speaker 16 (38:08):
Gracious, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I'm kind of liking it. I'm in a little bad today.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I'm fantastic.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I want that in the rotation. Any any fitness stories,
anything about doing a little better.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
You know, your day.

Speaker 9 (38:41):
Worked out yesterday, Greg, you know, a little bit better?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I like it. Oh that a little bit well done?
I do like that. That is that's a good one.
That's Benny in the sip missip. Well, Benny, it looks
like you've done it, Benny. Bennie, it looks like you've
done it. Boy, Bennie, dude in my head now, I know, okay,

(39:21):
we're going to.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
You know, I saw holy yesterday because I was trying
to do a little bit better.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, come on, that's right, Greg. When you come in
to the gym a little bit, Benny, a little bit,
that's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Anytime Rick Shawn comes to the house and you have
an update, we have that theme for that. We also
have Idler. I think we incorporated when he goes rolling,
I think so, yeah, because that's his work out too.
That's a that's a workout.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I'll let you know next year when I go again.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
My goodness, it's been terrible trying to do.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
I didn't like them. Pulsating squire hot. I had to
do those on Tuesday and I can hardly walk today.
That's that's where you go down and they make you
only come about three quarters away up and you have
to hold it, go down and then come and do
it for like a certain amount of time. Just keep
doing it fine to watch.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Oh yeah, pulse eating split squats.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Hey don't that's another one.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Did you hear your baby brother? That's what he got
out of which he was.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Making fun of you.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Thanks, you got fun of your exercise, Rick, Rick laid
back just a little bit, arms cross.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I didn't think that probably looks funny. Yeah, you know
how we ended it. I actually carried Cherry and the
wife and the wife across across the right, through the
right right in there, and we jumped right in uh
a little bit. By the way, Haybird. Hay Bird's got
a lot of this yesterday. You know, I will look,
we're not above reproach, you know, we we liked it
a little bit, say things and all that. But when

(41:00):
the guy said that he thought the intro on the
show that starts it live was radio goobish. No, No,
that's that that that that kind of thing is when
radio was great. It wasn't goobish then, and I didn't
realize it, but he was watching YouTube, so he didn't
get the same experience I got. I'm just gonna let
Jeremy represent about ten emails I got yesterday, Hey we
love to start the show and saying hey, are you ready?

(41:22):
All that? Please keep keeping on that that actually rocks.
It's not goobish at all. I got a lot of those. Also.
This hey bird, hey burge. It's from Andrew. When I
was in elementary school. Every time I walked into the library,
the train starts a rolling. Now whenever I talk to you,
and now when I walk in the bookstore, same thing.
Can't believe you'll addressed this yesterday. What is it with

(41:43):
libraries and books, books and quietness? Do you like the
Do you like the turn the term the train starts rolling?
That is funny? Yes, so kind of makes me go
to the bathroom. Yes, it works on anything. I don't
I don't know why that is rolling. They said something
about it those yesterday too, So all right, we'll be back.
So so we say that Ben from the Sip he

(42:05):
gets added, he's our new thing for doing a little better.

Speaker 9 (42:07):
I like trying to just a little.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Come on, come on, yeah back, come.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
On with it.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Lord digging yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Change my country
rings like stooge in a dial.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Everybody saying, is you road? I take to lot to
water bathroom?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
All right? Looks like uh the American Kennel Club in trouble. Uhh, Pet.
We haven't heard from them in a while. It's been
kind of nice. Peter backed off the bass tournaments. I'm
not so sure that I might not drift a little
toward Peter on this one. It's still a little rick. Look,
I'm anti Peter because ridiculous. And there again bass tournaments.

(43:01):
They're protesting bass tournament. They're also a scam and they're
playing on people who really care about animals, and they're
soaking you acting like they care at a level they
really don't. And that's been proving time and time again.
So they're really more of a fundraiser than they are.
You know, someone who's the advocate for animals. But they're

(43:23):
suing American Kennel Club over standards for the French bulldogs
and other breeds. Now, I will say that I am
on record of saying some of this crossbreeding we're doing
creating dogs that can't breathe. This is probably not great.
The pickingese, yeah, the English bulldog, they snort the whole time. Yeah,

(43:46):
the the miniature versions of things. Yeah, we got dogs
in teacups.

Speaker 7 (43:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
See, this is something I think God's not happy about.
I don't care what Peter thinks about it, and I'm
not sure God loves it. Yea. But anyway, they're saying
that these hyper popular French bulldogs. Doesn't Gary have one
of these? He's got too, He does too. Yeah, hey,
you know, I mean they good dogs. I'm gonna tell
you this. And I don't know about Gary's if they're
pure bread or what. But these things are expensive. M

(44:14):
Gary's got folding money. Oh I know. But I didn't
want to invest that much in the dog. But he might.
Now Gary's worried about dogs. Yeah, tricks and not and
see going in that dog that rode with him everywhere.
I wouldn't just bring that up around him. Now.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
He's very sensitive when it comes to his dogs.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
If you have very well, I like one of my dogs.
But yeah, I mean I get it.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
So anyway, I like one of my dogs too.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Greg. See, by the way, I had to.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Wake up Franklin. I fed the dogs last night. I
had to wake up Fin thought he was dead. I
mean he did that dog could not move. I was like, hey, buddy,
food time.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
You're usually real excited. And I'm walking towards him real slow.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
I'm like, oh, please move, please move.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
And then he moved. No, no, no, you said where are you?
Did you want you to move? Please? You said please
don't move the word don't.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
No, no no. I hey, Franklin, real talk. Franklin living
has its problems. Franklin no longer living that has its
problems too.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
For a short period of time. But like trying to
find a weirdly long box with room for a big
old head.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Right, look, that's funny but incredibly insensitive.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Like something for a German shepherd head but really long
torso little short leg.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah, like a guitar case, you know, guitar case.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Okay, and this is the right This is the kind
of stuff that Peter said about.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yeah, that's what they're protesting.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
They're saying that some of these breeds on the physical
demands by the a key a k C whatever that is,
is that they can't breathe. Yeah, we're promoting unhealthy physical features.
And honestly, I've seen this. I actually I don't like
peta at all, but this particular point I've actually made

(46:07):
it before myself. I don't understand breeding dogs that can't.
We got and these tiny little things were doing and
taking German shepherds and winny dogs. I mean that that
had to defy all kinds of standard physics.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Yeah, the plug, the pug, My goodness is it struggled.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
They look at you. By the way, when did human
beings start wanting animals? Why? Why would why would the
human beings want animals that can't be the flatter the nose,
the better. Why why why? I don't want to I
don't want an animal struggling to breathe, like when it
has a clear airway.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, and they kind of nash the mind breathe good?
Well do they?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
You ever see these bulldogs?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
It's like their face doesn't even make sense. Their tongue
is like falling out of their mouth. It's like at
a weird angle and everything so much like they hit
by a car in the face or something like.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Their tongue screaming for help.

Speaker 7 (46:59):
Yeah, just.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Where, don't keep me in here? Yes, Greg, gotta know
you bottle feed dog, So I know this stuff is
hard on. At eight of them, We'll be right back. Okay.
So this is this is becoming seems to be more prominent.

(47:26):
Have you know, like I haven't played golf or anything
like that, but it is is people are people fighting
on the golf courses. This seemed to be getting more frequent.
It seems like there is more of it. Am I
just saying. I would think any skilled activity that allows
you to drink alcohol while you participate is going to
lead to fighting.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yeah, but you know that's always been around. I don't
know what the change is. I think it's a lot
like just society in general. People don't know how to
be and there used to be a sense of golf
etiquette on the course where people knew, hey, don't hit
into people, even if it's you know, slow play, Let's
be cordial. Let somebody go through. If you don't have

(48:05):
everybody in front of you and you hold people up.
But then if you're in a group and there's a
group in front of you and there's nowhere for them
to go, it's pretty common sense that hey, today's just
gonna be slow, you know, and and now but now
it seems like, you know, there's just no etiquette anymore.
And now people are getting hippy and you know, smarting
off each other, and it leads to fights, like you're saying.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Real well, they're saying this one unfortunately, because you never
know who you're gonna encounter, right, Okay, you never know
who you're gonna encounter. Unfortunately for one of the fellows
here on this particular golf course disagreement. Former in in
the h L enforcer Nick Tarnaski. Maybe, and and you

(48:47):
see why he was an enforcer in the n h L.
A little ragdaw slam into the pond, right, they call
him a goonyon's in there to fight gun. So the guy,
the guy fight. It's a lot of careful who you
pick with. Yeah, that's kind of my point. I was like,
you never know who you're gonna run up on that.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
He was an enforcer, like you guys said, in the
NHL for five seasons, played for three different teams. And
this guy in the Hawaiian shirt doesn't know that he's
talking to an NHL A guy basically that fought professionally,
like literally, and he's gonna do the hockey jersey grab
at one point on him and you can tell the
guy has just done it before. So Hawaiian Shirt is

(49:27):
hammered with his buddy in the white Hawaii Hawaiian shirt,
as is his buddy in the too tight.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Yeah, there's a lot of the entire time you're doing
a good jobs.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Let's go, let's go. Hey, so so drunk Hawaiian guy.
Look how long he's trying to put his ball I
guess on the tea and he can't even do it.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Yeah, so you can tell he's been a problem.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
It looks like there's clubs laying on the tea box
all over the place.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
What's going on? Really, they're holding he's mainly holding up
play because he's too drunk.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
People have his club and now drunk uh Hawaiian Shirt
guy is gonna say, oh, you want me to hurry up?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
You're gonna cry about it. They're they're at Alberta. You're
gonna cry about.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
It, he says, Canadian's gonna cry.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
What now we're taking the shades off now, Yes, he's
about now here comes a glove.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
He should have kept his golf glove on your skin,
on your knuckles a little bit. Then he lands zero punches.
He is going to rush this former n h L player,
let's go, come on, and he's talking so much.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Smack this gunnerple shirt smiling because he knows what's.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
He rushes him and he gets thrown all he gets
thrown into the pond.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
He is thrown.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
He is in the pond, Yeah, he sure is.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
He is in the pond.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
And you can see the water ripple from where the guy.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Now he's coming out.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
You want to go again, and so now he's he
does the.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
He's why would you pick on a man that big?
This guy is, this enforcer is so big. You get
the heck out of the way now. And it looks like
there's anybody in front of us.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
He's coming back from and he's throwing.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Them around like a child.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Fun.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Now, yes, I am enjoying this, and that's the end
of this adler. You did a good job of explaining
that even though it's just a this guy is so
lit man, even sober, he would have no chance. Didn't
know the enforcer was that big. He's a big man.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
If y'all have not seen this ship. I beg you
to go look at it.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
It just just turned the volume down because we.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Couldn't play any of it. But this idiot is so
drunk and he's holding up play and he can't, like
you said, get his ball on the tee. And instead
of him apologizing, hey, I've had two months to drink,
I need to he's been drinking that courage and he
just starts screaming at this giant man who was an

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enforcer in the NHL, and that big man just, first
of all, he throws him in the pond. That should
have been number one.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
If you get thrown in a pond, you lost the fight.
You're out.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
And like you said, he threw him in a pine
like he was a child. Yes, And then he comes
up out of the pond and wants more. And the
enforcer who knows how to grab your jersey and punch
you in the face, did that several times, and the
guy just kept coming back till finally he just threw
him again. How far it looks like he tossed him
almost like he was shot putting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
And if you listen to this, which again it's just
got a lot of language in it. Whenever the enforcer
is hitting him, he's going boom. I mean he's making
like he actually.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Says the word bang bang bang every time he gets
the guy in the face.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yea, he says the word.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
He's like another one bang, want another one bang. He's
saying bang while hitting the man in the face. That's
a whole new level of getting owned.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
And I also like that in the enforcers force theme.
Here there's a couple of guys. They hadn't even gotten
out of the golf cart. They're just enjoying it. They're
just watching all, you know, because they know what's comes.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
You see how far he went. I thought the guy
was on ice so far. Listen, there's one moment where
we get to look face to face and the guy
who can beat up as he's in the air airflying.
To watch this moment right here where you get a
look at it for just a minute when he throws
him down this last time, this keep getting up. Like

(53:29):
you said, Speedy, I don't think he can win this fight.
Sober you could watch to watch.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
He is airborne. He is air he's laying on a couch.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Yes, he is airborn. Y'all. The only fine, only golf
course I seen better was Bob Barker and Heavy Gilmour.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Yes is wrong.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
It's about a one sided Oh.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Greg, you gotta you gotta make you watch that in
a break.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Oh, I'm going to want to tell you you come
across the wrong man and he took that man in
the in the Hawaiian shirt and he tossed him. I
mean like he's just trying to get rid of a
bag of trash or something. And watch the video of itself.
You know what I think golf course are I need.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
I think golf courses need to hire enforcers, like if
somebody's being a jerk or hold things up. All of a sudden,
like a little I don't know, the earth opens up
on the tea box and then a forcer comes standing
up and he just whoops everybody's butt and then goes away.

Speaker 12 (54:35):
I've heard.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Okay, so we've seen it feels like we're seeing more
golf fights and people are talking about how the game
is getting more and more popular, and you got people
that are new to the game and they're not they
can't handle their booze and they don't know the etiquette
of the game. You talked about hitting into other people,
you know, and all that.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
And slow play.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
I mean, if if you if you are just if
you're just having a good time and you just want
to go play golf, but you're extremely slow and there's
just and there's nobody in front of you, and you're
holding up the whole golf course.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Just let somebody play through and you move on.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
But if somebody comes up to you because of that,
and then you have a you have a smart alec response,
and then that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Well, you also don't forget at the at the root
of this again, this is another public service announcement about
getting drunk. Yes, what this idiot it gets you beat
those way in over his head. He can't handle his
alcohol and and he's he's acting like an idiot. Uh,
he's it's not just a normal we we're new to
the game. And let us play through. I got to
defend what I'm doing. I gotta talk a bunch of

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smack and and and and and it cost him. He
got beat up real bad. He had no chance against
this giant man. And but Greg, like you said back
in back in the day, here's what would happened if
we had lived in this time. Okay, my friends would
gather me together. They would have snacks, they would have
that it all set up, and I would have to

(55:57):
sit down and then play it for me, and they
would go play by play like we just did. Make
me watch it and give me such a hard time
right here. I don't know what you're thinking. The biggest
reaction would come from when he throws you physically and
you're flying horizontal to the ground like a rocket. Yeah, yeah,
that's it, scrow Man. He picked up and through that.
That guy wasn't huge.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
There was the last time the Wilburn Boys and we
had a Wilburn foursome of golf and.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
People on the interstate I can't imagine.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
And we had nowhere to go. I mean, in other words,
the whole course was backed up. It was just a
slow day. It was pretty everybody was out, and this
group behind us just kept hitting into us, and there
was nowhere. It's not like, hey, you can't see him,
I mean they were We obviously didn't care. They didn't care,
and and uh my boys started getting the golf balls
and throwing them into the woods, and and then we'd
turn around and watch them come to the like and

(56:48):
they would look at being the fairway going.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I thought it went right here. I don't know where
it went.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
And my boy, they had chunked in the woods. He
was constantly kept hitting into us.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Can we hear the guy say bang? Really quick? I
found out, Yeah, there's no cussing. I don't think, all right,
he's gonna call his shots by punching the dude in
the face while saying bang.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
That is funny.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
I've never seen anybody call their shots in.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
A yeah, a big fist too.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
If the guy's missing teeth and he doesn't seem to care,
don't fight with him.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yeah, so good boy. The drunk cat that coming. I'm
sorry he should have stayed in the pond.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
He's the Rick Burgess show.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
And I'll tell you after that little that little piece
clip you found, the little bang bang to the face.
People say that that needs to go into the instrory place,
bang bang? Can you just imagine Greg, all of us
that happened to?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Why is it gonna be me what I was just.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
I don't even golf, y'all, are go more than I have,
Rick and Gregg up golf more than I have.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yes, you get him on the ground though, you got him.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Oh yeah, so your naked choke him?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
No, it's uh, you know it's it's you know you
there's there's no worse feeling than drinking that courage and
get bad after. He doesn't watch that video?

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you had that good night
look at that moment and I've had some too when
you watch video and you're like, oh boy, do you
think he watched it himself getting thrown around?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
He may never drink again. I love how big and
bad he was before it happened, right, yeah, So is
is it one of those things like I don't know
his situation Hawaiian shirt guy does he does he wake
up with like his friends sitting around the bed going

(58:52):
do you recall what happened? I mean, does he get
one of those hey did you get it over your
head a little bit?

Speaker 16 (59:00):
Rick?

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Like?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
He comes out in the den, he's got like a
black eyes, all beat up and he's.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Like, what happened? I felt awful? And you know you
don't remember what? You love to be a person saying
you might recall that you'd had a little too much
drink on the course. I did well, let me tell
you what you did. We were playing a little slow
because you couldn't get the ball on the tee because
you were hammered, and you decided to trash talk a
former n h L enforcer, and he grabbed your shirt

(59:25):
like a jersey and beat you to a pulp and
threw you in the pond. Okay, and then.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Out of the mank You know the last throw that
where he was airborn and it looked like he was
sleeping in his bed, but he was airborn.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Even after that throat being drunk, he knew that's it.
He even went to his car.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Yeah, watch him right here. So he gets still in
in and he's thrown.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
He's in and.

Speaker 14 (59:53):
All right.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
So after this watching me gets up, he doesn't even
try to come back for more. And he's like, okay
this I'm out so long.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
About to say I'm good. Look, wait a minute, he's
still talked.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Just a little bit of cancer almost down because it
hits the ground and the pants one's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Got pulled off. Okay, I don't play golf, and add
Or plays even less than Greg and me. He's made
clear what happens here? Do they leave? They better? I
mean is that it soaking wet.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
I'll tell you that there's two clubs on the tea box,
and there's a ball that's not on the tee but
sitting beside the tee because he couldn't get on there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
He just put do you leave him? Do you go
get them? So that his friend looks like he's had
a little to drink too, He's not exactly what The
friend doesn't look overly steady.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
So we have we have this guy with the enforcer.
We have this guy, this guy, and there's another one here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
They don't seem concerned at all, are they with the enforcer?
All of them?

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
If you notice, Purple Shirt has been grinning the entire
he's had time his life. He doesn't know he's having
the time of his life.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
This guy does not know who he's dealing with.

Speaker 13 (01:01:05):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I remember that it was a brief run where I
got to actually hang out with Steve Kujosh and Gary Bradshaw,
and I've never been so happy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
But normally, if you've got a couple of guys against one,
your buddies normally are going to get out and like
have a little bit of present. They don't even really move,
They're like there is no concern.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
At all for them. Well, what do you what do
you got the enforcer with you? What are you worried about?

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
The purple shirt has been grinning the whole time I've
been watching him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I will go as far as to say, these friends
of the enforcers, they've seen this before. This, this is
not the first time this is happening. They're gonna know
somebody's messing with enforcer again.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
You know, I was reading about this guy's NHO career.
In his five seasons, he played for three different teams.
Like I mentioned, his playing time is almost equal to
his penalty time. The guy literally was there to literally fight. Yes,
can we hear him say bang one more time?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Of course you can't get another that.

Speaker 16 (01:02:06):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Is that the friend?

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Come on, man, come on, man, come on man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Well, he threw him down there, his head slammed on
the ground, real good. Yeah, I kind of wish that
was you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Second, can you imagine what the dude's thoughts were when
he He's like, oh no, this guy's punching me. But
you're also thinking, oh no, he's saying bang.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
While that's the worst when a guy is doing his
own comic strip sound effects, I mean, that's what you
got problems.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
It's like a Batman old school Batman shows.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
It's like the time I neck tied up with Diamond
Dallas page right. That was that was a prank. That
was ugly. Wow luckily, Wow, what a headlock. He's got
a picture. I don't even have a master page of it. Oh,
this is great. That so fast, he's technicology wow. So

(01:03:03):
so yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
That's how you never know. I saw something in traffic.
You know, you hear all these you know, road rage
fights and stuff back to this. You never know who
you're dealing with. You gotta be careful, you know. And
it was. It was a three lane and we had
a left lane going extremely slow, a bunch of traffic
backed up middle lane doing his own little thing, and

(01:03:27):
far right lane was ahead of middle lane. So somebody
got out of line in traffic on the left side
and went all the way over to the right because
they're panicking now and they're going to try to cut
off middle lane and get out in front of left lane. Well,
middle lane speeds up. Well the guy comes over. Anyway,
I'm talking about door to door. I thought there's about
to be a major crash. For about two miles they

(01:03:49):
went at it. I mean I backed off. I thought,
we're about to see a bunch of dust and a
bad way. And I mean you could tell there were yeah,
there was there was arms coming out the windows and everything.
But you never know what somebody's going to do. And
I understand close to where this studio is on the
interstate yesterday there was a gunfight. I mean there was

(01:04:10):
a road rage. The interstate was shut down. Yeah, there
was two people that pulled out guns because of this.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Yeah, it was at four point thirty yesterday shot at
each other. I sixty five and Alabasters.

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
I saw that on the way home, and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
They pulled over and they were both shot in their
lower extremities, taken to the hospital.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
You just don't know who you're dealing with, what they're
carrying or anything. Now what I saw wasn't this, but
I just that was later that say, the same day.
But I thought, man, we're about to have a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Do you think somebody said the guy probably waits up
in the next one? So what was my score? Yeah? Right, Greg?
You know what you remember another example? I got runn
out of time? Now, oh Marty, oh yeah, that story.
Show him a thing or two. Yeah, it was Rich
Wingo has a great story about like I'll just say
it was a guy named Marty who went on to
a very illustrious NFL career, probably when the meanest humans

(01:04:59):
on the plan it uh. And he decided that he
would have words with an assistant coach at Bama, who
unfortunately was a boxing champion in the Marines. Uh. And
and the guy said, all right, Marty, I'll take you
in here. With you, just you and me in here,
we'll go one on one and I'll show you a
thing or two. Of course, Marty thought he would take
the old man. And his teammates were work looking through

(01:05:20):
a little peep hole because they didn't want anybody us
by looked through because we all couldn't see it.

Speaker 17 (01:05:27):
At the same time, he goes, how's it going, He goes, oh, Marty,
He's only Marty, an old man guy, and that old
marine whipped him like I mean, like he was an
ugly dog.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
And old Marty, Oh, Marty didn't dune all right, So
a couple of things and thank you speeding, I's gon
say thanks to you. Uh. Now, here's my text. Hey, Rick,
this is Martin from the Wednesday, Bible study. You know,

(01:06:02):
my work keeps me on the road a lot. I'm
not dead. I just want to let you know that's smart. Okay,
just check in with old birds and let him know.
Some guy named all right, you know some guy named
Brian Harris on the Texas Rick. I haven't gone on end.
Just had a text in a while, see thanks buddy.
By the way, on the note where to go right here?
So the last Heyburg's letter, here's here's text.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
Nation.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I used to go under houses and cross spaces to
insulate them that that's what he did for a living.
He said, I went in really tight spaces, hard to move,
no problem at all. But at fifty one, now I
can't get past the cross space door, tight spaces and
spiders now cringing me. So I guess something, doesn't it.
Is there some sort of trauma that happens? Why? Why

(01:06:45):
are these things changed?

Speaker 13 (01:06:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
But what but he said it at one time it
was nothing. I was like, I'm talking, we're not talking
about something you've always had a problem with. But somebody,
when you get older, you now you now can't. You
don't like things that you at one time didn't even think. Yes,
living so you know, he went under a lot of house.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Maybe I'm off base here, but like when you played
a little ball. You know, when you were younger, you
would just play, and then as you got older, you
started looking thinking about getting hurt and you were worried
about you know, you started looking at how many people
are rolling into ankles and and you know you're in
a big pile, and you started worrying about you know,
you were more concerned about getting hurt late in the

(01:07:20):
in your career.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Yeah, but you know, you get.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Older, or you've done something for a while, late in
that career, you start worrying about what you've always done.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
See, I don't know is that it. I don't know
that I've ever mentioned this before. Oh here we go,
but I played a little ball.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
I don't know if we've.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Ever gone into that. But yeah, football football, you know,
not not important. I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 18 (01:07:44):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Do you see my jersey if you take one exit
one eighty eight on twenty But so anyway, but but see,
but again it was tied to something that happened. So
when on a serious note, somewhat yeah, if you can
on the show. But so I had played all the
way till my senior year in high school and never

(01:08:06):
really had an injury. I was hurt. I mean, if
you play that sport, you're gonna be hurt, you know,
greg broken fingers, jammed fingers, stingers in your shoulder. I mean,
that's just part of it. Course in those days, concussions,
and then you still continue to play. And as long
as you can answer most of the questions and you're right, boy,
then I give you two chance. There was no concussion

(01:08:26):
protocol of any kind. And if you got a concussion
of a game, and even if it was bad enough
for you to have to come out of the game,
you played again next week and practice money but anyway,
so that kind of stuff. But then after to your point,
but there was a traumatide to it. After I was
injured and I broke my foot and it got caught
up under a pile, and all that I do remember

(01:08:49):
when I went back to play. Course in those days,
it was just the rest of the game, our next week.
I remember this taking place with what you just said,
because I played in the interior lines, so down there
just basically animals. It's just a bunch of animals fighting
for the line of scrimmage, and I had never ever
worried about piles. I'd never thought about it. But after that,

(01:09:11):
I remember being out there, I'm standing now for those
of you there listening, and all of a sudden, like
a pile would almost hit me, like oh, that almost
hit me, you know, And before you knew it, I
was like, mall, there's a lot of bodies flying around,
there's a lot of people falling, there's a lot of piles.
And I'd never really noticed it before. So but that
was tied to something that happened. It just happening without

(01:09:31):
something like that, seems Do you think it's no more
complicated that when we're young and we're just we're too
stupid to know how dangerous life really is, and we
don't think we're ever going to die. We don't even
remember what we think about getting hurt. We don't think about,
you know, anything happening. And then as you get older,

(01:09:51):
you start realizing you've seen enough people die, you see
a lot of people get hurt, and is that you
think some of that plays into it. You start to
realize how dangerous the world really is. And I'm not
saying we're supposed to live in a spirit of fear
or be anxious. I'm not talking about that because that
that that's a lack of faith in God. But I'm
just talking about just the hell A tight space might

(01:10:13):
get me trapped. Now I might fall off this cliff.
You know, this latter feels a little rickety. And Plus
I'm not as confident with balance anymore like you were
when you were younger. You know, you pretty much could
get yourself out of any situation you thought. Do you
think that's some of it? I think did it just
come with age? Used to climb? Why would I go
into deep water? I if why would I even take

(01:10:36):
a chance a shark taking me? And when you're young,
you're like a sharks don't get me.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Plus I think I think you run the risk reward.
You're wiser about that as well. You're like, all right,
if I go way deep out in the ocean, the
risk is maybe possibly getting swept out to sea or
shark attack or whatever. The reward is I got to
swim way out in the ocean, and I got to
swim way out back, So maybe that's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Not worth Also, what could I want to go further
on that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Some been there, done that did some bend there, done that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
I've already done that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Yeah, I don't need to do that again.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Right, it's not worth it. Yes, I wonder right now
if there's any way in any of us. Now I knew,
we grew up a lot different than today's little you know,
Caudal generation, no offense. But what I'm saying, would any
of us get on a spider bike right now and
jump around and see if we can get over the now?

Speaker 12 (01:11:25):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Tell me how old you were the first time you
saw a bike helmet that went with a bicycle, I
was like thirty, I was fourteen, fourteen years old. I
was like, well they got helmets on bicycles, Why pe
ride bicycle? Helmet zone? Yeah, we never had a helmet.
We never We didn't have a seat belt, we didn't
have anything. I think we were raised in a society
that didn't seem to be afraid, maybe unhealthy, not afraid

(01:11:48):
of anything. And now you think to yourself, right now
you're on a spider bike. You went over and built
some ramp. We would just build them and just see
what would happen. Yeah, you remember getting to the top
of the hill and you say anything wheelso if we
can ride it down anything. Oh yeah, you climb a tree?
Would you climb to the top of a tree?

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
All the way back to what back to what that says?
For what reason?

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
If you want of your grandkids wanted to climbed to
the top of a pine tree? Right, I got to
learn Yeah, at least no, I wouldn't do it. Or
like right now, you if I had a bowl and
just a bunch of popcorn, would you dig your hand off?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
I ain't sharing snacks with people running old hands off?
But you used to, yeah, all the time, because that
was in bars and you didn't care.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Speaking of bars, you know, I when I was clubs
in the bar, you know, I mean there was times
I didn't really see what was going on there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
It's a different kind of different dangers. Those are different dangers.
We're not even talking about that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
And then one day, then one day I walked in,
I saw everything, and I know it was time to
give it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Well, that was called the Holy spirit, right, that's a
conviction that was called once I was blurry, Now I
can see, okay, that was that's that's I.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Could see so good. Always been in here smells bad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I didn't know, Wait a minute, she's not attractive at all. Well,
and you know, I mean, well, no one is here.
Everybody here is pretty old. Well, it's kind of dark
in here. Wait a minute, I think that bourbon's drinking him.
I don't think he's drinking it, all right, No, you're right.
It's an awakening in the smoke thing. Yeah, like we said,
back when everybody smoked little kids, you go in buildings.

(01:13:23):
I didn't even notice it. But if somebody came in
here and lit a cigarette up, I'd have to leave. Yeah,
the way we stay with the way we grew up
with people smoking and everywhere you went smoking. If secondhand
smoke is a real thing, I would already be dead. Yeah,
that's a good point. I've been exposed to so much
secondhand smoke when no one even thought anything about it. Look,
there were so many people smoking in the clubs that

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we played. We didn't even need a fog machine. We
had smoke on the stage. When we were kids and
our mom took us to the doctor to see the pediatrician,
everybody in the waiting room was smoking. Everybody on the airplane.
Everybody on the airplane smokes. Everybody in the car. You
roll with smoke. Everybody in their own house smoking and
we're we're a little kids playing with matchbox cars and

(01:14:03):
everybody's smoking all around them.

Speaker 12 (01:14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Do you remember cars had the little ashtray, a little
flip down ashtrays everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
You're like, oh, that's handy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
In the back. Do you remember when a hosting food
pole was I'm so sorry I didn't put the ashtrays out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Yes, we used to make them.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
We used to make ashtrays and give him to our
parents for gifts.

Speaker 8 (01:14:19):
He was the Rick Burger's Show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
An audio, Greg, I know you won't always want an
update on Todd Christly. It was a fresh out of jail.
Chrisly knows best. He is now going to be talking.
He's going to talk about his first interactions in jail.
Can we play this? I don't know about this, huh?
I mean it should we play a little word about that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Yeah, it's fine, it's it's not it's clean.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
It is funny to hear he's all hard now, he claimed.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
You know I'm out of prison.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
You know it's ready to hear Todd Christy talk about
his time in the clink.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Yeah, Todd Christy, I still think this going to seem
like a tough guy to me. But here we go,
and I was in prison. Prison was not in me.

Speaker 15 (01:15:05):
I get to my room and I have all this
stuff laying on my bed, the shaving kit, tennis shoes
and new sweats and stuff. And I'm like, I had
read that you you don't be taking nothing for free,
because you've got to give something up. And I'm too
old to be fighting all these people off. And so
I started looking at it. I'm like, well, someone's already here.
And they said, no, that show where is Jig will
be able to see in a little bit.

Speaker 19 (01:15:25):
I said who. They said Jig, and I said what
is that? And he said that's his name. I said
his name is Jig and he said yeah. I said, okay,
So I just still moved it and.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Put it in a chair.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:15:38):
I'm not taking that, yeah, because I mean, you can't
have me for a honeybun.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
I mean that you just can't. All of a sudden,
this guy comes walking.

Speaker 15 (01:15:46):
He's about five feet tall, muscles everywhere, and he goes,
you got your stuff? And I said you must be Jig.
He said one and only word had been sent to me.
He said, to make sure you had everything that you needed, so, well,
I can pay you for this. He said, no, you can't,
He says, because I'm to look out for you. And
I said, well, I can take care of myself. He said,
I don't have no doubt, but I still got to
do what I gotta do. So from that point forward,

(01:16:09):
Jig and I became like best buddies.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Understand where he's at. The guy you nearly got a
fight with was the guy who was doing like tuition
fraud and all that. Right, he's not exactly that Riker
island him and were does anybody does anybody? Does anybody
believe anybody that Jig, even though it's wat collar that
Jig looked at Todd Chrishley and said, oh, I have

(01:16:36):
no doubt you can take care of you exactly. Anybody
believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
I wasn't having incredible doubt you need Okay, I'm gonna
take care of you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
He ain't nobody's honey, bun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Okay, I didn't know that I was in there. Yeah,
did you pick that?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I had to hear the story of Jig, and I
wanted you to hear it too, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
It changed me as a man and I wanted you
to me change.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
It worked. It worked. I know Todd's talking smack about
his prison day, Greg. He throws in there. He makes
up the line, Grig, you know this, You've got a
meter about this self. No one believes that Jig said
to Todd when he says, well, now I can take
care of myself, He goes, I knew that. Yeah, when
you say it like that, I ain't no doubt in that.
No what I what I would have? Man, you know

(01:17:21):
what Jig probably said. I find that surprising. Yeah, you
know not. I had no doubt, no doubt. Oh really,
so you're tough. That's surprising. You look at Jig wouldn't
have muscled up either, is he way he said, muscles
all over.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Him, muscles everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
And by the way, it's Hoby, it's the same voice.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
No, it's not, it's that was okay, a little more breathy.
Make a great point. They're close though their cousins.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Toby had muscles all over him. You know that kind
of that. I'm so sorry, Hoby. No, but Chris Lea's more,
he had muscles all over it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Here, let's listen one more time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yeah, here's real quick, and I was in prison. Prison
was not in me? I was in prison? What was
that in prison? Wasn't in me?

Speaker 16 (01:18:10):
In prison?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
It's different, some kind of psycho babbles. Yeah, yeah, he
said that. Try to be sure. They said, hey, let's
do the jig. And like I say, he went out
there on the yard pumping iron, getting tattoos.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
Yeah, hold on, I got three more, making toilet whiskey
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
When we come back, we go to the people speaking
of jumping ramps.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
I think he became Jig's honey punt. I mean it
sounds like protecting.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Jig protected him here. Apparently we'll be right back.

Speaker 8 (01:18:46):
This is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Uh we we continue Rick Burgess Show. Go ahead and
unscreen phone calls, K.

Speaker 7 (01:19:00):
Sir, thanks for the show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Appreciate all you do.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
Keep up great work.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
Hey.

Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
I was trying to get my head around these large
numbers the government throw around for our budget and our
deficit and our debt and all that, and trying to
teach my grandkids. So I did a little math and
told him this, when Jesus Christ rose from the dead,
if he had had a trillion dollars, one trillion dollars
and started spending a million dollars a day every day today,

(01:19:27):
he would still be seven hundred years from being broke.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Whoa are you sure about that?

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
It doesn't take you but a second to check my math.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
But look at it, Greg, well's you made her?

Speaker 10 (01:19:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I don't even want to think. Are you just willing
to say? A trillion's a big number? Yeah? You get
that's a lot, that's a big number. And now it's
a mind boggling number.

Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
And we hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
We don't even know what we have no reference, pound man,
we continue.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Oh, here's another one for you. If you made relation,
if you if you uh, if you made seven thousand,
seven thousand dollars an hour since the birth of Jesus,
you'd have a trillion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Thank you, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
Wow, seven dollars to bring it, buddy, that's a trilliant
appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Add that to the pile. Grig Burgess showing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Screen phone calls.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Welcome, Greg, You're so so welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Y'all Get that got everybody?

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Is Jesus making up Jesus?

Speaker 13 (01:20:28):
What does he do?

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
He doesn't need money, he's twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
What does he do he doesn't have to just being Jesus.
Jesus just say I won't two thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Dollars taking the wheel is what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Okay, apparently he's taking some kind of job. I mean, well, Greg,
he is the son of God. You can't get here
for I mean, that's more than old me. Somebody said,
somebody says this got worth this. I go as Farsta's perfect,
limit limitless. You believe before we hired him and we

(01:21:01):
couldn't make a profit. Now it seems like anything he
wants to do we do. See one thing. We don't
have any sick people either. None. Atiy somebody's sick that
he shake his hand to go back to work.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Yeah, all right, here's one for you. A trillion is
a thousand billion, right, A trillion is a thousand billion
Jerry World at and T Cowboys Stadium. That's about one
point one billion. So a trillion dollars is one thousand
Cowboys stadiums.

Speaker 8 (01:21:31):
He's the week just show.

Speaker 16 (01:21:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Beck is talking to a CEO of some of this
geo engineering cloud seating rain Maker is the name, and
he is talking about them being accused of potentially causing
the problem in Texas and New Mexico. Adler I don't
know how we make this three minute. You kind of

(01:22:01):
know where we need to go.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
It's a stopping point at two minutes. Okay, if you
want to There is some very good information in here.
He covers a lot of the questions that we've had
about camtrails and contrails and spraying and all that. If
you guys want to check it out.

Speaker 18 (01:22:16):
Yeah, okay, here we go to clarify cloud seating. The
best operations we've ever seen from either Rainmaker's own work
or the National Center for Atmospheric Research or other institutions,
can produce tens of millions of gallons of precipitation distributed
over hundreds of square miles over the course of about
an hour or two. The remnants of tropical Storm Berry

(01:22:38):
that blew in and caused the flooding. That storm dumps
trillions of gallons. In July second, we flew about a
twenty minute flight where we seated two clouds, two small
clouds with about seventy grams worth of silverie that's about
ten skittles worth of material. And those clouds dissipated about
two hours after the event.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Any rain Yeah okay, And they dissipated and they don't
remain up in the atmosphere.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Right, the clouds the skittles.

Speaker 18 (01:23:13):
One the skittles of material, they could not have stayed
suspended in the atmosphere by the time that the flooding
started happening. Cloud seating is a technology developed in the
United States in the nineteen forties to increase water supply
for farms, for ecosystem conservation, for reservoirs, for residences, and

(01:23:34):
also our industries. It relies on identifying liquid in clouds
and then releasing particulate, specifically silver eye died into those
clouds that the water freezes onto into big snowflakes and
then become heavy enough to fall as rain. Cloud seating
has been going on in the United States for decades.

(01:23:54):
It again is paid for by farmers and utilities and
government entities that want more water for their constituents. Cloud
seating is not solar radiation modification, nor is it chemtrails right.
Solar radiation modification is a real technology that people are
investigating and developing and increasingly deploying to release reflective particles
into the upper atmosphere to cool down the planet, so

(01:24:17):
dim the sun and cool the planet down. Cloud seating
although it is also in the atmosphere. I think that
it's something that deserves a ton of scrutiny. Totally agree.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
So there you go. He's saying the technology we're using
it was we started dabbling with it in the forties
to see if we could help farmers, you know, because
if you don't, if you can't afford some elaborate irrigation system,
you're at the mercy of naturally occurring weather. Can we
help them maybe get rain when they need it in
small portions? But the technology in no way could even

(01:24:51):
pull off this kind of flooding. It's not possible. We
don't we don't have that kind of technology. Even if
somebody wanted to do it, it couldn't be done. Yeah.
So so that's the bottom line with all that. So
please don't put any weight and these people that say
these outrageous things.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
So continuing real quick, Yeah, sure to clarify what that
rain maker company is doing. They use drones that you
don't use airplanes. They use drones and like he said,
they have to find a cloud that has water in
it already to go into that cloud.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Get the silver eyed eyed out there.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
And they're using little drones and dropping a small amount
of material to make rainfall in a very specific place.
They have been doing it for a long time, but
again they're causing millions of gallons of water to fall
in a specific place. The Texas floods was trillions of
gallons of water that fell. So you know, I'm just

(01:25:51):
trying to relay those numbers to people that are trying
to point fingers to this specific company that was cloud
seeding in the days before the Texas flood.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
So there you go. Also some other things to look at.
Let's go to the nines here. I think we can
get the ones that we need in there. So Scott Jennings,
you know, we always have to hear from Scott. He's
trying to educate once again the left that can't understand
why Americans are okay with illegal people being removed from

(01:26:21):
our country and illegal people not being placed on welfare.
He says, politically, this is not politically devastating, it's just
common sense why Americans wouldn't want that.

Speaker 12 (01:26:32):
Here he is nine to a he's wrong, and most
virtually every Republican thinks he's wrong. There's nothing politically devastating
about trying to bar one point four million illegal aliens
from getting welfare. There's nothing politically devastating about encouraging four
point eight million people who choose not to work to
try to work a little in order to get government benefits.

(01:26:52):
And they did in the Senate install a fifty billion
dollar fund for rural hospitals, which was something he also
raised concerns about. Agreed with his political analysis, nor does
virtually every other Republican who helped to craft and ultimately
pass this bill. And I think Republicans ought to lean
into these things.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Work requirements are good.

Speaker 12 (01:27:10):
Encouraging work instead of welfare is a good thing, and
it will work in campaign.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Yeah. What he's saying is that there's been some political
analysis said that Trump is getting bad advice. These things
he's doing are detrimental to his popularity. And Scott Jennings
is like, no, I really don't. I think that's incorrect.
I would disagree with him. Not only do I think
he's wrong, I think they should be more clear that
they're doing this and why they're doing it. I think
it will only make it more popular with the people

(01:27:37):
who voted for them.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
So and we do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
I've said this many times, even back in the Rick
and Bubba days. I do think that some of the
things we wanted to help people as bridges from I'm
out of a job until you get a new job.
We never thought that, especially able working men, but women
too would just choose not to work when they met

(01:28:01):
me in physically can't easy. We never thought that would happen.
Let's get started. Hello, you're on the Rick Burgess Show.
Unscreen phone calls. Go ahead. I was just gonna make comments.

Speaker 11 (01:28:17):
You talked earlier about making ash trays when we were
chilled and bringing them home. Many and my wife were
watching just crime drama and they were sitting there doing
lines of cocaine almost every fifteen minutes. But yet nobody
was smoking a cigarette. I thought that's kind of funny.
I guess cigarette was too rough.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
This show here right, good point. Yeah, we've discussed before.
They actually list that with nudity, foul language smoking at
the I mean, that's funny. But isn't it funny? They
don't meant do they there? They put drug use in
there the night? Do they think so? I think so? Sure,
Rick Burgess Show, unscreen phone calls, come on with it.

Speaker 11 (01:28:50):
Hey, Rick, are you gonna go out and get NCAA
Football twenty six today.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
You know what, I didn't make the move to twenty
five because you have to buy a new system, you know,
and it's sixty. I'm like, you know, Rick, get it. Uh,
I haven't put the effort in. I mean, I love
that game. I think it's a lot of fun. I'm
glad it's back, but I haven't catch back, you know,
so so no, probably no, not, I won't today, probably not.

(01:29:17):
But but it looks like it looks like it's incredible.
Uh we continue. Rick Burgers Show, unscreen phone calls, go ahead, Yes,
your own go ahead. God, I didn't work out. Okay,
it didn't work out. Rick Bergers Show, unscreen phone calls.
Come on with this.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
Hey, guys, I bet every time I Jeff Bezos since
that rocket into space.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Ryanus Puckers, all right, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Funny, funny.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Rick Burgers Show, unscreen phone calls. Go ahead, Yeah, it's
all over it. Okay, guys.

Speaker 7 (01:29:56):
Imagine if y'all are on a deserted island with somebody
from the show for six months, which one of y'all
would give Which one would you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Pick to give you the best chance to make it
out of there?

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Oh to survive. Oh gosh, being handy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Now, I don't know. Gosh, I know I'm not gonna
farewell here. Uh so probably if I was doing the
picking for survival, we gotta make it. I may surprise y'all.
I'm going with Adler. M I think Adler will find
a way for us to make it. I'm going with speedy.
Thank you, Greg, that's a good choice. Thanks for you

(01:30:31):
and I are not good choices. No, we know, we
never get off that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
I think I think you're that's a that's a little
bit of a compliment, Rick, but also a little bit
of an insult, because you are saying that, I'm I
would go animalistic pretty quick and just kind of blend
in with the wildlife and become like a savage very quickly.
I can kind of read it between what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
But can I say that? Nor can I say this though,
but you can't slow down. But for a man, that's
actually a compliment.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
You know, And now I think and and then plush,
I think you'd be easier to kill a night if
I had to sure sure about so I have like
that what he was thinking about like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
A month or two to gain weight, so I can
just live off my like mareserves and stuff that would help.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
He trust me, I'll be fattening you up. You don't
worry about that.

Speaker 13 (01:31:19):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
Snacks on the plane?

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Is it the is it alone? Is that? What it
is called? Whatever?

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
And then these other things where they just drop somebody
off in the wilderness and they try to see how
long do y'all think y'all could really make it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
By speed? He said, he wants, oh getting ricked on
naked and frae that you got? Why do you always
go with get somebody? You know, I'm just gonna I
guess I gotta go with rick None of us want

(01:31:54):
to pick that. Well, you just go naked a lot.
There's a show neked Afraid make It?

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
Which am I dropping off in the that's the show
is not naked nobody show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Let me tell you that I know this.

Speaker 8 (01:32:07):
This is the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
If they dropped me off on that long thing, they
would eventually kick me off the show because they're like,
you can't go to a convenience store. I would find
one somewhere.

Speaker 8 (01:32:17):
Somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
You gotta stop getting to the now. He's remarkable. He
finds the convenience store. But that's not the show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Naked Okay, now they would see me. They go, wait
a minute, are you eating combos?

Speaker 7 (01:32:29):
Where did you get?

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
You got a snicker?

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
Where are you keeping a credit card?

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
If you were on nick and Afraid? Yeah, here, I'm
cutting your mind if I show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Uh, dude, if you're nicking afraid, would you be with It's.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Larry, It's it's Larry, Larry, Larry. If you were on
he's texted me seven times, Larry. If you were on
Naked and Afraid, would you pick Speedy to be your partner? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
Larry?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Would you get Well, I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
What did you take?

Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
Never?

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
If I ask you, if you and Greg were on
an island, nicked and afraid and all you had was
some patches, could you pull it off?

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Could you survive?

Speaker 16 (01:33:14):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:33:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
If I was.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
If I was on Naked and Afraid with Greg and
I had patches, I know what I did with the
first one one I had one. Yeah, he's wanting to
get there, he's gonna he's gonna talk.

Speaker 15 (01:33:33):
Me.

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
Yes, Larry, Karen and I got an airport.

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:33:40):
That an airport incident.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
We wanted to talk to you about.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Okay, what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
We were at the airport in bear Bangs.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Of course the last time, the last time you did
this Alaska thing.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
You were pulling our leg. No, it's just twenty twenty.
Went to the idea, this.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
Is the true.

Speaker 10 (01:33:58):
Okay, we were in the airport in Fairbank. This lady
was sitting down drunk out of her gorge. Carolyn, he
was drunk, is anything?

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
Not Carolyn?

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
No, not Caroly, No, Yes, he told what happened. No,
it was this lady.

Speaker 6 (01:34:19):
She was sitting in the y'all out in the walkway
on our bench, and she was really really drunk. So
Larry got in touch with the security any anyway, I.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
Got in touch as the security guard.

Speaker 10 (01:34:35):
They escorted her out of the airport, told her to
catch the next ride out.

Speaker 6 (01:34:41):
Yeah, and then the process. Garry got a patch from Larry,
got a patch from him.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
I knew we would get I knew we would find
our way to a patch. Unbelievable, My goodness, she was
negative fraid. I got a patch that I will send
Larry that I got one coming. By the way, Larry, Larry,
a little bit of a car in there. Yeah, A
little bit of a tattletale sent y'all gotten rid of

(01:35:09):
he can I have a pack?

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
He has texted me she got he got one out
of it a ton and he wants to make sure
that y'all know that he has two U S.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Border Patrol packs. Good good, You know, I thought he
wants to know if Adler would like to have one.
He really wants. I got there, did a run? One?
Did a run? What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
Ride?

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Remember Iran? Was that guy we met in? What was
I thinking?

Speaker 13 (01:35:44):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
I thought it was just somebody that traveled through Iran.
I did it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
By the way, Larry found his way to a patch,
I didn't think there was any way to get there.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
He got him naked.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Hey, it's Rick Burgess from the all new Rick Burgess Show. Tomorrow, Speedy, Greg,
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