Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 30

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hits, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
To Kansas. Dave is standing by Dave. Go ahead, thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
How are you man?

Speaker 5 (00:22):
I know I can't get this done in thirty seconds,
but thanks guys for everything you do. A quick story.
It's a great Mother's Day story with a little bit
of spiritual lesson in it. Okay, So Saturday Saturday, I
was last week. My credit card had been frauded and
I had to get a new credit card from the bank.
And all my bills get done in the middle of

(00:42):
the month there, and I had some auto page. So
I was calling everybody Saturday morning trying to get everything
squared away. Oh yeah, And I gave Dave the card
to my wife and I said, would you please stick
this in my wallet? And so I went out. I
had to feed some cattle and do some things. And
I came back and I realized that I still hadn't
got my Mother's Day present. And I do the same

(01:04):
thing for my mom every year, and that is to
buy her a stift certificate for her favorite restroom because
we live out of town and her restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
You've been giving a time out rest car.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah you just said you got your mom's certificate for
a favorite restroom. Okay, well you can slow down now
you've had a time out of time. You're fine because
I know that we all have we all have her favorites,
but they're free unless you're in another time.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I have to ask her though maybe it is her
favorite restroom.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I don't know. I have my favorites. We all do.
Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
So anyways, so so I had asked my wife to
stick it to my wallet. So I came back from
checking cattle and I went to go grab my credit
card out of my wallet. And so I need to
tell you that where I gave my wife the credit
card at was on our front porch and the while
was about ten feet away from where I gave it

(01:58):
to her at. And I need to put a disclaimer
in there. My wife is an awesome woman, and she's
a woman of God to carry me through all the trouble.
She's an awesome, awesome wife. And uh so, anyway, so
I get.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yes, sir, go ahead, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
So I went to get the credit card out of
the wallet and it wasn't there. And I normally don't
have a blood pressure problem, but at that particular moment,
yes I did. But I went outside. I took a
walk on the port well. I asked her where it was,
and she gave me that look in her eyes that
she didn't have any idea.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
None, that's not the look you wanted her on.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, it wasn't exactly what I was hoping. I would
get something to the effect, oh yeah, yeah, it's on
the desk, I forgot. But I didn't get any of that.
So I took a walk across the yard and I prayed,
and I asked Jesus for some strength to make it
through this scenario without ruining everybody's day, including my own.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
And was that prayer answer.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
You know, I'll tell you what he did. He allowed
me to act outside of my norm and be kind
through the whole situation. I was very I was very
stressed on the inside, but on the outside I was
able to maintain reflection of God's love. That's what I
can say.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, so did you?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
No, So I I couldn't call the restaurant.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
I had to call my mom.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah I lost this one.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah get it?

Speaker 6 (03:49):
They so sorry, buddy, Maybe next year.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well hold on, hold on, it gets better.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
No way, no way. The segment's almost overdays got the.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
You know what, I'm gonna make it real quick. So
we went to church on Sunday. And after church on Sunday,
we had to go out and check cattle. And I
was in the last pastor, me and my wife, and
we were checking cattle, and I don't know, the good
Lord just told me to go check that trash that
I had taken out. The trash doesn't the trash company

(04:24):
doesn't come to the farm and pick up our trash.
We have to take it into.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Town, understood, dumpster I have.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
So I drove into town. I told my wife we
were on the last pastor and then she said, well,
where are we going. I said, I got one more
thing I got to check. And so we went to
the dumpster and she kind of figured out what I
was doing and I said, baby, which I mean, if
you look in these trash bags, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I couldn't do it. Rick, Thank you, I know it.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
Listening, great guy, but you know a lot of times
too many details.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Oh heard a store?

Speaker 9 (04:58):
Yeah, Oh it's completely on me.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
I look at the time out.

Speaker 10 (05:03):
I take full responsible.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
For a side note. For a side note, I think
I looked at the trash first, the first.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
But what I'm saying, guys, I want you I know
that that buzzer went off on its own.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I never touched it.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I mean it's sometimes God intervenes, you know what I mean? Again,
how about this his mighty hand push up button. I
couldn't stop my hand from going over there.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I never thought I'm gonna have to like go down
and think, all right, once somebody gets a time out.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Then that that really only means a minute, what I
mean or something.

Speaker 10 (05:32):
I don't know if we can see.

Speaker 9 (05:33):
I take a ton of pride in the timeout system
that we have, and and Speedy gets mad at me
a lot because I don't throw time out.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I would have thrown that. Don't let that that was
a good one. I was looking to you.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
If you had knowledge that was that was a good.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well, you gotta start listening to maybe tone a little bit,
you know what I mean. But but I understood I
wanted to hear the story too. Now I don't feel
that way now.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
But I mean it was a great story, just a
heavy on detail for a little yeah, for a radio
show that has to go to break it's out.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Well, when I look back into gold ticket seats were
openly weeping, I said.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I gotta do something. I gotta save them. You know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Because if you look right there, that's just a little
sample of what the people out there listening. If you
watch them, it'll let you know what's going on out there.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
You know, there's somebody needs to get into work.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Never heard, you know, ricking bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Bubba.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
We love Lambert's Cafe. It started in Sikeston, Missouri, where
we're heard here on the on the program. Uh, there's
a there's a location actually in our home state down
down the Southern Way. Lambert's Cafe Bubba is called Home
of the Throne Rope. Yes, okay, Now what that is
is you go to Lambert's and it's a fun kind
of family style, good old you know, I consider a

(06:51):
hearty heartland southern top cooking. And uh, you can say
to a waiter or a waitress, hey right here, right here,
right here, give me a roll and they'll throw you
their famous Lambert rolls. Uh. Well, we now have them
t having to defend themselves in a civil case because

(07:12):
the plaintive, Troy Tucker, is seeking payment for medical expenses
that have piled up after a roll and it says
hit her and the I even know the name is Troy.
I've never known a female to be named Troy. They
may be out there. I didn't know that, or we
don't know when the times we're living in. She could
be female asking to be treated like she's male. I

(07:35):
don't know, or vice versa.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
But that's the name. And it does say she claims
that she has impaired vision and that she was hit
in the eye by a throwed roll and suffered a
detached corner corneum.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Cornya, So the could be cord. But here we go back,
here we go. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Now we go back to the superpower now of common sense.
It is advertised with the slogan home of the Throwed Roll. Okay,
so when you go in, people throw rolls at you
if you ask them to be thrown. So if I

(08:18):
was the judge, I would say, you have a detached Cornea.
Not because Lamberts threw a roll at you. It's because
you can't catch, That's it. And then I would say,
if you could catch better, you would not have an issue.
And if you don't think you can catch a role,
don't ask one. Somebody throw you one.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
The only thing I can be thinking, and I don't
see how a roll could do the damage that they're
claiming is the thrower missed the target and it went
over the hands of whoever they were throwing it to
and hit this lady eating in another booth and she
didn't even know it was coming at her.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
That's the only thing I can I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
But still, I mean, still, you don't sue somebody Rick.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
I've been to Lambert's, you know, one hundred times. They're
throwing rolls in there. Okay, so what they do?

Speaker 9 (09:08):
Can I say they're tossing them? They're not even throwing okay,
Todd Jones is not in their throwing well, And look,
I even have fun when I go in. I'll catch
two or three to build their.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Confidence that I can really catch from across the room,
and the further the better, that's more impressive.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Crowd loves it.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
But then I will try to strategically line up with
some lady behind me, and then I'll miss one on
purpose so it hits her in the home.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
You're the reason.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
You can't do this anymore.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
It's fun not in today's America.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Look if I go to six Flags, hey, I might
get wet. I'm on the log ride too, you know.
Come on, well, here's what's gonna happen. Hey, people, let's
quit crying. It's just it, really, it's just all I've
had all on takee with crying. Hey, if you're gonna
do that, hit the road now, I mean, move somewhere else.
Come on, well, say that ain't America. Let's get it.
Let's get it going. You should be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
You're listening to today's America and I'm look, this is
not far fetched, and I think what you're doing hilarious.
I wouldn't surprise me in the least if there's a
lawsuit that comes later. I got hit by a roll
because the guy who asked for it moved his hands
and it hit me. So I'm gonna sue the restaurant
and that guy. Yeah, oh yeah, I mean that. That's
the times we're living in. I mean does anybody. Can

(10:18):
we just sometimes say, hey, man, that was an unfortunate incident.
We're sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, I mean it happened.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
But did you know how I know I won't get
hit in the eye of a row if I don't
go to a restaurant that says they're gonna throw.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yes, that's true. Now if you get hit with a
roll at another restaurant, you have an argument.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
By the way, how does a toss detach the cornea
a toss? I guess as they don't wind up like
him he said, and fired at you. Yeah, I don't
see how that could even happen to you, now I know.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
So, uh, Look, freak accidents could happen. It's called an accident.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
That's all it is. Yeah, that's all it is. We
actually have an eye witness with a comment.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
All right, there we go, Hey, jack ass, what the
hell are you do? I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (11:08):
About that.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
That's good. The wrong one.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
This is here, it is This is the actual audio
of someone who was there and tried to explain what
happened there.

Speaker 9 (11:17):
I am doing it there, all my buddies are. They're
doing it too, and we're all doing it together.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Right, I mean there's rolls going everywhere. Wayne, Wayne is
in Concord. Wayne, go ahead, Hey, Hey, how you do?

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
For real?

Speaker 5 (11:41):
It literally knocked the ladies cornea.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
All yeah, it says, I'll read you from the story
she suffered, knocked it off an attached cornea. I don't
know how that happens, the way they soft toss these rolls.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I really don't.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
I mean, I've been there before and they don't throw
the roll I'm hard.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
No, I mean did not at all?

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Did me Weather slip in there and hit her with
a cry across? Yeah, Weather to somebody come home?

Speaker 8 (12:13):
I did ronder Rowsley throw her to the you know
who's mad about it? Old Florentino the present?

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Serious about serious?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Hang on, now we have audio from the woman getting hit.
Oh no, where did how did you get this?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
I just listen. Wow, she's hurt.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Uh, you know, I don't really know what to do
with this one. Then to just say what it says?
Woman uh now accused of drinking beer while breastfeeding her
baby at a bar.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
And Rick, don't don't forget she was she was trading
personal favors for people who would buy her more beer.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yes, you got in that position while holding the baby.
Thank you, Greg. You know.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I'm gonna say here, does anyone sent this story to
Jeff Foxworthy?

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Have you seen where it happened? Yeah, this is in Indianapolis,
by the way.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Thank you for that, because have you seen the picture outside?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Not the story I have. I'll get it for you.
Oh my, there it is, got it? Thank you?

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Well you gotta see the picture.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Can you can you just pan down a little bit.
I'm gonna pan down up, I mean down would do it,
but I'm gonna pan down after it does.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Take that picture. Yeah, that's Wait that fitting. Wait wait
a minute, but where where is she? Where's the sides
of that?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Greg? Where's the call factor at the door?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I mean when a woman, when a woman shows up
at the saloon, you know, and walks in with a baby,
Is there anybody baby? Is there anybody that says, hey, ma'am,
you know you know this, we're here just I know, Beaver.
Whatever the name of the place is, it's the wild One, Greg,
And we're here and you got a baby with you.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
That's not the name of the place. Greg.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think it makes it worse that the dude is
a former pastor forty five. So there's a guy in
this time the former there and forty two year old.
The mom assumed to be is a female life coach.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Let's forget that, all right. So if she gets an hour,
all right, so there the parents of what is she coaching?
Thank you? Yeah, I got to tell you one thing.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
If you're ended up breastfeeding at a bar while drinking beer,
this is not the life coach you're looking for.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Would we all agree with that?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Let's say years later, this is definitely the point where
you go, you know, I finally hit rock bottom when
I was recipeing my baby while drinking a beer at
the Eager Beaver. It's not the Eager, it's the wild
the same thing. Yeah, it's not eager.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
I mean I hit bottom.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
You know.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
He let me be honest with me. I don't know
if we can get any more than right. And her
husband is her husband? Yeah, it's just a parent. I
guess it's the husband. I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
How about he's very understanding based on the rest of
the story. But they've both been charged over it with
him right if he he is the parent? By the way,
all I'm thinking of all the vindicated people out there.
The guy who everybody hated, who said we need to
remove this pastor. Remember that guy and everybody argue, we
love our pastor. Who are you to run him off?
I'm telling you this guy's trouble something about you know him.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
And his old lady. How about the committee that got
rid of him? They are vindicated today, right you know I.

Speaker 10 (15:47):
Told you, Oh they're from Alabama.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
No, are you serious? Yeah? What they are?

Speaker 7 (15:52):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Are you not making this?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
The Alabama couple were booked at the Wild Beaver Saloon
just after midnight.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
And that was in Indianapolis.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, they were in Indiapolis, Bubba, but this is again
our people going to other place where.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Don't say that speed?

Speaker 10 (16:11):
Will you take my uh speaks.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Here? He goes right there? There, it is right there. Oh,
go on it.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Alabama couple, We're booked at the Wild just after just
after midnight.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
That's a way past that baby's bedtime.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
As Bubba said, she was offering people favors for drinks
and was breastfeeding her seven month old at the bar
while while.

Speaker 9 (16:36):
The dad, Hey guys, I got to ask this question,
if you're from Alabama, what church was it?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Mm?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Hmmm, I'm going to go some by vocational. You just well,
it's probably one of them a strip mall, you know
what I mean. Greg, Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
You think you think he's one of these pastors that
says we're gonna have real church. Yeah, and he goes
in books some open space at a strip mall right
inside of one of the groom. Animals got it down
and they were greeted all sorts of miracles when it
first started. By the way, they have two different last names,
so I don't think they're married. I think you just
may be the dad. That's maybe when I got fired.

(17:14):
Thank you, the life coach former church secretary. No, I mean, well,
we don't know that we talked about it. Anybody claimed
to be a life coach.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Speedy's a life coach, Trumaine.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Tell you what Sherry Tremba. Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
They did say that she had been at the bar
for a long time and was told to keep they
were told to keep her outside the ropes. Is there
roped off area where you can't get to that? Yeah,
due to the child.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
M Now now they're saying that they're saying husband here.
I don't know why they have two last names.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Party and that's a professional life coach name. She said
that they asked her why she brought the baby to
the bar with her. She did not deny that she
was feeding and nursing the baby, and said she'd come
out to drink with her husband and her friends from work.

Speaker 10 (18:12):
So my gay, I got it, get a babysitter, I
got it right here all right.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
They're from Mobile, Alabama, the Pentecostal and he is the
former senior pastor at Theodore Church here we go, and
his current regional vice president of some other I know,
I can't pronounce that.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
I don't know what that is you put in front
of this.

Speaker 10 (18:33):
What's the United Pentecostal Churches in Alabama the UPC.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I've never been so pleased. And this is the first
time it's happened that we're not on immobiliymore.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yeah mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Good story. Yeah, Now, it's a sad, sad story, but
it's a it is a well Rick has got everything
for you. Greg. This is Jane Goodall just walked y'all.
Can't you can't write this?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
The officer asked, Tremba, that's the woman who the baby
belonged to. She said, it's mine, and then she she's
she hit a swig of beer right after she answered it.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
By the way, really good text from bones. I don't
know if your bounces on it. So her answer was
this mine, hold my beer. There, here you go.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Last, we can't stretch it over. It didn't stretch your
shoulder when you reached you far and it dropped out
of socket.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Ever done that? Yeah, that was It's not but there
was no bad lights. Hell y'all.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Witnesses said that she was breastfeeding and drinking at the
same time. I mean, yeah about multitask Well, well again,
there's a lot of indicated people in this. There's a
lot of people that said, well, I rest my case.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Do you agree breastfeeding?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Do you realize how many alarms should have gone off?
First of all, now live. First of all, I'm headed
to this place name what it was named?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
With a baby on my hip. Second of all, oh
look I have a baby. Third all, I'm in. Fourth,
I'm drunk. Fifth, now I'm breastfeeding, and six I'm offering
favors of anybody that would give me another drink. All right,
and while my husbands there with so we'll.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Be back ricking bubba ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Okay, So I wanted to tell you guys what happened yesterday,
and I'm very uncomfortable talking about it, but I'm gonna
go ahead let it out there. So yesterday, where we live,
and we've had about three of these in a row now,
was one of the most beautiful days. It was just
absolutely beautiful, and it wasn't too hot, it wasn't too cold.
It was cobalt blue skies, low humidity, and just beauty

(20:46):
everywhere you look. So our youngest son is who is
still living in the city but now has his own place.
Once a week, well you know, until mom can kind
of we'll come have dinner with us. And so he
was coming to have dinner with us last night, and
of course, you know what dinner last night was leftovers
from Eastern and so, uh, nothing wrong with that. So

(21:08):
I declared, this must this, this, this must be eating
out on the screened in porch. We cannot stay inside.
It's too beautiful, it's too wonderful. And so we were
eating out there and then we just got kind of
got the strolling around outside and just spending some time
out there and just loving it. And and Sherry My
wife is a huge fan of stargazing. She loves to

(21:30):
look at the stars. Okay, so she had an app
so she knows what she has all that, Oh, trust
me on that one. She also and Ham's I thought
about you on this said that she did some research
and they said, unless you are have expertise in the
telescope world, the telescopes of the level that will actually

(21:51):
give you a good look can be so complicated and
difficult to operate. If you've got a high dollar pair
of binoculars, you really can see just about the same
thing that any home type telescope is.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Going to produce either.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
And so she has some of those because you know,
she also to look at birds too, and we had
a little thing with a bird place advertiser locally yesterday,
and you know shery likes. But of course I had
to introduce her to a new neighbor who also likes birds.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Kitty cat.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Kitty cat has moved in next door, and I asked
Bubba and he confirmed, are all cats that are smoke colored?
Their name Smoky? Yes, okay, yeah, so Smoky. I noticed
he's enjoined our house as well. I see him quite
a bit. Territory yeah, he does. I may be a
female because I don't smell anything, hopefully, or maybe he's
newted because I love that smell they put out there

(22:40):
around your garage.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Great.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Yeah, so I think they mark their territory to you,
just in different ways.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Right, well, scratch, I haven't smelled anything from this cat,
so maybe it's fixed.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
So anyway, so then before you know it, the sun
start going down and the first star, of course it's
Sheer informs me.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Venus comes out and uh, you see some Venus and
mars around.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, and so uh, then all of a sudden, the
floodlights start being cut off, and then all of a sudden,
for I know it, blankets you're coming out, and she said,
let's let's let's slay it here in the driveway and
look at the stars.

Speaker 10 (23:11):
So late lay in the driver.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
We're laying down. That explains a lot. We're laying down
in the driveway. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
The last time you drive as you lost your keys.
I know you're right, you're right, you're right. Thankfully I
was not on the road. So anyway, so it doesn't
take long, you know, for me to of course start
to get told that I'm not I'm not participating enough
and exciting because I'm sitting over in the grass. And
then before I know it, you know, and Brodie's he's

(23:41):
he's getting ready to leave here before too long. And
now now now the blankets are out and all this,
and I'm like, sure, are we in for the long hauliness?
And all of a sudden what I look up and
I go, what is that?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
And suddenly you spend tension.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
And of course immediately which I would do the same
thing for protection shere he says, oh, that's clear than
an airplane.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
And I said, keep watching that. That thing's moving kind
of weird. I don't now, how do you how do
you mean moving?

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Well, bubbah, you know, usually when I see an airplane,
I know there's some optical illusions.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I got it. First of all, the lighting on it
did not look like the lighting on an airplane. It
literally looked like it was a bright, burning ball of light.
Was it moving faster than an airplane? Well, a ratic?
That was my problem. It was a ratic. It was
not flying in a straight line. It was a ratic.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
At first, nobody wanted to hear me that stuff. I said, guys,
you need to look through those trees laying down. Yeah,
you're not already, you know, and Shery and Sherry also
loves trees.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
You're struggling.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Well, I've already been to a whole speech about the
difference in a lobb lolly pine and a and a
long leaf long pine.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
And I struggled to stay into that one.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Uh so, don't help you, Daddy out the first thing
I said, I said, guys, I don't want to lay
there because I think I'm there for the night. I
don't think I can get up to sleep here, and
and so then everything's good on you, and nobody wanted
to buy in Dad, Dad, I said, guys, I'm not
a I'm not a UFO alarm as shall know that.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I said. If I'm concerned, everybody needs to be concerned.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
And before I knew it, all of a sudden, I
heard the first one, Oh wow, that is strange, and
that came from Brody. And then all since sure gets
up and gets your binoculars and starts trying to look
through the trees at it. She's like, I don't think
that's an airplane either.

Speaker 10 (25:31):
People notice from the side, and.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Uh, I said, guys, we may be experiencing this together
and then then then which is an ongoing debate in
our house. Yeah, young Broderick says, I told y'all, I
told you, and he's been trying to tell you this
for a year. And I said, buddy, he goes. You know,
he loves to pull out that thing and Ezekiel. When

(25:58):
Ezekiel is seeing something, he claims that Ezechel to see aliens.
And I said, say that's not, oh, young Roderick. He
believes he can biblically make a case for frailiance.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Children.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
So I don't know what I saw.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
It hung around for a while because I you know,
an airplane usually comes like this and it comes over,
we watch it. It's straight lines past us and it
keeps on rolling away from it. So you think this
it was very tic tac looking, and it was. It
was just a big old It didn't have multiple colors either.
It was just a white ball and like a ball.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
And it came at us.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
At first I thought, well, there it goes. It's just
kind of low, and then it kind of stopped and
started moving that and then it come back. It wouldn't
leave our area.

Speaker 10 (26:42):
Ha ha, how ki we talking?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Huh? How high I have no idea.

Speaker 9 (26:47):
Something lower got me before. Okay, And this is just
an honest question, because this has actually happened to me.
You mentioned earlier, very observant you said we were looking
through the trees.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Was the wind blowing at all?

Speaker 9 (26:59):
No, because a lot of times when you get the
wind going back and forth, if it's a star under,
it'll make it look like something's moved.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Yeah, this one will sell your lightning bud. No, I
did not let me help you with this one. They
were out.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I saw it half and I have felt fallen for
that before I saw it, before it ever got in.
I saw it in just open sky to beginning, okay,
and that's when I thought it was an airplane. I said, well,
look it's moving, guys, that's got to be some kind
of of course it was an aircraft.

Speaker 10 (27:25):
But we saw a lightning bug.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Well, I mean, goodness, it's not a copter. Wasn't a copter? Well,
that was brought up. But we listened. We couldn't hear
any noise. How they get you. You know, usually you
can hear it, hear a helicops.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
So at one, at one moment, did y'all say, he'll
be quiet, be quiet, listen.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
We did that took question everybody, brody, we ain't gonna
hear it if you're gonna keep doing that, and uh
and so we listened and uh, nothing nothing, just complete
silence and erratic movement. And it stayed longer than I
was comfortable with. I said to them one time, guys,
we're about to have the greatest story, because this thing

(28:03):
may be hovering over us, trying to get lined up
to get us. I said, look, it's it's trying to
position himself.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
What if it beam when? And I think, honestly, I
think it saw me and moved on. I think it
would have.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Taken Sherry and broken that beard if you were the
protect I think it looked down and says we ain't
got that kind of don't bring him in here.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
All right? As we come back, Hemsey's checking.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Some sources are saying, and we're always going to be
accurate in this day of fake news. They're saying, the
Michelle Obama story about her mother is not accurate. And
I thought that sounded I know that. I know there's
perks that go with serving fake news. No, i'd heard
somebody talk. I heard somebey talking about too, but saying
you can declare somebody a nanny and they get one
hundred and forty thousand dollars for the rest of their

(28:47):
life after you leave.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
That sound.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
But let me tell you the other the other thing
we have now, Like I heard the story about the
CIA dark prisons, you know where they do their torture
and everything, that Trump was bringing that back, and then
I heard, oh, no, that's a that's a fake news story.
Then I heard Trump say it.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
They say it.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
You know, you're right, Hey, we're not go five with
their handbhind her.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
But no, I'm just well, I want if they let
us waterboard Addler on air, just to see how it's
not good. It's it's very hard, which is why you
want people to kill him, which is why see I
think it is horrible. See I've never understood that argument
when people start saying anyone who says they don't have
a problem with waterboarding enemies to get information, well.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Why would you like it?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Well, I'm not the enemy of the country. I don't
like I wouldn't like it. It's called let me show
you how bad it is. No, I know it's bad,
that's why it's affected.

Speaker 9 (29:38):
Right.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
No, I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
If I had my choice between that and I'm shooting
my knee cap off, I think i'd go with that.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
How much money for you to get water board, ghost beedi?
What kind of a period?

Speaker 8 (29:48):
How long?

Speaker 10 (29:48):
How long will we I don't know how that works.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Just whatever it takes.

Speaker 8 (29:51):
I'm just doing it for a talent, just one time,
because I'm on your caf rope right out of the gate.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I'm not going through all that. You know what, this
is a guy who likes food chat. Yeah, just one time,
just one time.

Speaker 10 (30:03):
But I come out of it, okay, it's just nobody's dying.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Wow that we think everybody comes out of it. Okay,
but it's bad.

Speaker 10 (30:10):
I'll do it for a ten grand, ten grand, I
was gonna say thirty grand.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Really, I'll do it for six. You'll do anything now, sick.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, six, okay, hold on anything, No way for me,
fifteen fifteen, I mean thirty grand.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
I do it, next hour, thirty grand. Yeah, I'll do it.
I got to let you have to revive me. That
shocked me back to life. We talked about that. You
got a number.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Yeah, you know, I don't even think we ought to
be discussing it. I think that it ought to be.
We'll do whatever we need to do, and we're not
gonning on until you rather we do it. I never
understood all this aus on everybody.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Won't you do it?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Well, No, I'm not a I don't I'm not waging
war against this good. Yeah, I think the country ought
to tell if we do it or not, don't be
a terrorist. You won't find out.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Right, how about this?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You know there's one way you can never be waterboarded
at all. Don't be a tear not be involved in
terrorist attacks. I mean you didn't get to worry about it. Yeah,
they don't do that for traffic. But yeah, yeah, we're
not tackling you know, Clinton supporters and making them do it. No,
you know you would think that's what?

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Oh yeah, you think you would be jerked out of
the classroom today and be waterboarded in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
You know, now that I think about it, I really
didn't get enough talent fee when I got buried a line.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
No you should have done that.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Who's was screaming don't do it the whole time?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
That'd be me. See. That's the key though.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
If you want people, if you want to get people
for cheap, you got to get them in a time
where they're struggling so bad they just want anybody.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, I needed that. I'm just gonna say speeding, and
I'm I'm you know, me for an appearance fee. I'll
do about anything. They're not going to bury me. I
can't believe you let them do that.

Speaker 10 (31:44):
I'm just thinking. I mean, I'm thinking what I've been
How much.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Is Greg's number?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, you bury me, dig me up, bury me again?
All right, I'm going down the list of thanks for
thirty grand Oh? Can I drag you behind a horse?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (31:59):
Yeah, I do that for less?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Really?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, you know, like the stunt guys doing the movie.
How long got my legs up? Though? How long are
you you got drink?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna drag you up one football field, back
back and do that four times in the ground kind.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Of Ye, there's a football field, be fine, stump the
length of a football field.

Speaker 9 (32:14):
You're so hurd you can't walk that your surgery is
to prepair of things are gonna be much worse than
thirty grande.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
If that ye? Skyte out for thirty grand oh? Red
yeah easy naked?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Hey, I didn't get a talent fee for that. I
just realize that in in in the box of spiders,
yeah thirty Are they poisonous?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
No? But you know, but they're creepy. Yeah, there's there's
two tr antlers in there. Okay, Still, how long have
I got to stay in there? One hour? One hour?

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
That makes me think I think I'll still do it?

Speaker 9 (32:47):
Rats?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Oh no, I don't know. You may have me there?
How long? Thirty minutes? I still got thirty? And I
asked a question on this.

Speaker 10 (32:55):
Are we talking about that? Smile a little ones?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Now we're talking big ones. I'm fine with that. I
may thirty grand. I'm fine with it.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
I may talk them again. My friends sports So the
New York City rants like a beagle. Oh yeah, will
you sit in a box and wash sting you for
thirty thirty minutes?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
No, thirty grand?

Speaker 10 (33:13):
And just many times.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Well, I don't know, I know what they're gonna do.
I'm just putting in there with them.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
I would left, I have an opportunity to kiss a
dumb discussion. I would let twenty wash sting me.

Speaker 10 (33:22):
I don't know about that, Greg, I've been starting a lot.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I'm just doing everybody's phobia. And see how you where
you standing there.

Speaker 9 (33:27):
If it's only five stings, I'm in really yeah, maybe
maybe ten. It's thirty grand, though, pay a lot off
for thirty grand.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I'm telling you now, let me ask you a question, Bubba,
would you walk a trail with snakes on left and right?

Speaker 10 (33:40):
There's nothing poisonous? But but I mean, there's not one
poison for thirty grand?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Would you do it?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
No?

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Because somebody else mix up and throw one in there?
It'spois us.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, I'm talking about like from the Rick and Bubba
sign to the end of the Golden ticket seats.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
You walk the trail. That's all you gotta do.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Grand I get to shoot them as I want.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
You ain't got nothing on, but but they get. All
you got on is underwear. I'll put him inside my clothes.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
I'm not consider walking poison steaks. If all is walk them,
you wouldn't.

Speaker 10 (34:07):
Do that for thirty grand.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Bubs, No, I ain't messing.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I'm gonna put you in. I'm gonna put you into
ten by ten cage. Okay. With a badger? Is he rabbit? Heat?
Now he's rabbit. He's not rabbit. He's just a badger.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
Is he grady?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
And I'm gonna give you a broom handle.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
Yeah, I'm in really like I got a broom I
got a broom handle.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
Game.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
I'll always staying here.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
I still get you, I know, the honey badger.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Especially if you give me two, it'd be a little hard.
That would a game I'm not going with to just one. Yeah,
I'm not trying to get unreasonable.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
I think, I mean, I think I'd go in with
just good pair of boots where I could just stump
him back.

Speaker 10 (34:40):
That's another good point.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
You too have done it.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
But I put but for thirty grand, you have to
get on a straight up bull. Oh no, I was
on that sickly bull. It nearly killed you could get
killed by.

Speaker 10 (34:49):
G I'll go thirty grand, though, I do it. I mean,
I mean give me, yeah, give me some stars.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Man.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
We had nine here for six months thinking you were dying.
Was it after that or the bull? And what what else?
Was it?

Speaker 9 (34:59):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (34:59):
The bull and skiing when you fell in Atlanta? Yeah,
that when you tried to tack on the staircase.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
What about when you did it? What about when you
did the people's elbow on the beach. Oh, that may
be the worst thing I've ever done to myself. You
know that's saying it didn't solve.

Speaker 10 (35:14):
How about that skiing accident that was tough, That was tough.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Head over heels. Sure that hurt tap out on that one.
I come up by the water. I was giving them
come and get me.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
All right? How about this?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
How about this thirty grand you have to drive from
You have to drive from where we are to Myrtle Beach,
South Carolina, and in a in a smart car with
Hillary Clinton and Madonna.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I mean, now you're crazy.

Speaker 10 (35:41):
I'm actually gonna take that.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
I mean, and they don't shut up toe what yes, fine.

Speaker 10 (35:45):
It's thirty grand.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
It's a long rock.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
I'm more worried about the smart car now, am no?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
That?

Speaker 4 (35:50):
So they're right there close to each other.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
But yeah, I thought you should have got more when
you were in the storm shelter and we were shooting guns.
I didn't get a talent film that you didn't get
paid because I've realized ship I wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
You've really took an advantage of me. Took an advantage
of me. Bacon.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
You remember the story we did on the We took
his English, the oldest living woman you remember her?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah, much for you to tear that sugar up like
I mean, I mean a long one. Were we tongue wrestling? Yeah? Yes,
tongue and everything? And for how long?

Speaker 8 (36:24):
Now?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, this is MISSI no Am I married? Well? She okay,
okay with it? Yeah? Yeah, you know you're not gonna
run off with her. She's one hundred and ten, right,
you know? Yeah.

Speaker 11 (36:36):
Remember, I'll get in there and tongue wrestle that for thirty.
This segments took a terrible trouble, would for thirty? No,
but y'all can't ask millionaires if they.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Stay with us.

Speaker 8 (36:52):
Yeah, hey, bother for thirty? What I won't get out
of his chair for thirty? I've got a great one.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
I'm gonna let it go. I don't blame me neither. Brother,
I'm not a hater at all. I don't know gab bird.
Everybody won't y'all?

Speaker 10 (37:22):
Is this is this a good time?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
It looks how a little effort we have to put
in just to get what we get?

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Is this a good time to mention? This is kind
of when I Needa called yesterday, we need to.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I need it.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
They're looking for you. If you have somebody yesterday, how
much you go find a needy ready to go.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
All right, we'll come back.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Well, now we're talking, we'll go phone trolling next, wrapping
up the hour together.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Whatever, whatever's on your mind.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
What gross thing you would eat, how much it would
take if you need it's that.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
That's where you lose me, by the way, Yeah, looks
not a challenge. Move back.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I beeve.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
We were just talking in the and it seems like
we've been telling some of these stories lately, you know,
when your kids grow up. Just a new set of
stories now involving driving and all that's involved with I
heard you had a great evening last night.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
Yeah, well I had. I had already gone to sleep,
and I knew there was supposed to be some storms
moving through the area. Usually that means a disruptive night.
So you know, if I can get a jump on
going to bed, I will. You know, I probably piled
in there about seven o'clock or something.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I stayed up late.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Yeah, yeah, and uh, I a'm rick.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
I am sleeping so good.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
I mean I am.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
I am just in another universe. And I hear Betty
talking on the phone, and I know she's talking on
the phone, but I can't make it out, but I
can tell she's getting elevated in her tone, and and something's.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Going on about Betty, who's sick right now.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Yeah, in between her coughing sounds like a dog barking,
and you have pap On on the color out. Okay,
I'm I'm in another world, man, okay.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
And uh.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Betty hangs the phone up and she says, well, Hunter's
broke down.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
He's stuck on the road out there. And uh, you said, well,
you said we'll be careful. Well watch that storm coming,
you know what.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
I know. Betty's like, well, i'll go, I'll go get it.
And I'm like, and what are you gonna do with
the vehicle on side of the road? You know, that's
that's that's pretty important too. And in my mind, in
my mind, I was already having a conversation with her,
but I really probably wasn't, you know. I was still out.

(39:41):
So eventually I throw the covers back and I said,
go to bed, I'll handle it. And I stumble into
the bathroom and I try to put clothes on, and
in my mind I am putting clothes on, but according
to Betty, I was just kind of sitting there and yeah,
I'm just saying, you know what, I'll get a garment on, like,

(40:04):
you know, some socks. And then I just sit there
and stared at her, and in my mind I'm seeing
what's happening, like I'm up above it. I mean, I'm like,
you know, like these near death experiences. And she she
gets up at one point says, you're not going out.
You can't drive, And I was in my mind I said, yeah,
I'm fine, but I don't think I actually said that,

(40:25):
you know, I thought it came so eventually. I kind
of you know, and of course every time Betty says
she's going to go do something, she starts barking, you know,
real yeah like that.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
So and she just keeps talking and talking and I
just found.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Just please just stop talking.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
I don't hear to any more talk right now, I'm
trying to. And I kind of stumble out of the house,
and uh, I did have the wits about me to
grab a gas tank, gas can. I thought, you know, this,
this reeks of you know, high school kid that you know,
doesn't put enough in. So luckily, luckily he broke down

(41:06):
very close to the house that's big. So I went
down and of course he was. You know, he's kind
of nervous about it all because it just quit running
and you know, you lose power steering and all that.
But he was on side of the road with his
flashers on it. I got out and I said, I still.
I was trying not to talk because I knew if
I started talking, I would start my emotions would get ahead.

(41:29):
So I just give the keys and I got in.
I tried to crank it, and I could tell the
gas gauge was just against the peg. I said, lock
it up, we'll go get some gas. So we went
and got you know, two or three gallons, poured it in.
I got in cranked right up. Dad, I'm telling you,
it wasn't on empty. It did beep, you know that's

(41:49):
what Hey, it didn't warn me. It didn't beat. I said,
maybe you had your radio up and you hear it beeping.
So then we have to take the vehicle and drive
back to the guests.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
To fill up.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
And there there's been some an accident on the road
and it's already you know, it's a loser.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Is he's still saying that it didn't stop because there
was out of gas. Yes, still to a narrative that
you've already demonked.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
So we go, we go to the gas station, and
he said, hey, cut off again right before I got here.
I said, honey, you didn't use up to galax into
the gas station. Didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
So now you're talking.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
You even tell me it gets fourteen miles to the galloy,
So that's twenty eight miles. We didn't go twenty eight miles?

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Right right? Right? Are you? Are you waking up at
this point?

Speaker 6 (42:34):
I'm just kind of shaking my head at times, and
I'm just trying.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
To and can I ask what you have on? Yeah?
Thank you, Rick, thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
It probably it may have been this, I'm not sure. Okay,
no really recollection right, No, not really, not really and
uh so as your hair sticking up, oh yeah, I
probably put a hat on, did you?

Speaker 4 (42:55):
How's your color? Your color? You pay?

Speaker 6 (42:57):
You can see right through? Matter of fact, I feel
like I got a hole right here.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
And don't forget he's got the intentions from where he's yeah, yeah,
matter of h's that and he's that wonderful color of
skim milk, you know, so.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Uh uffy eyes.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
But but but he keeps telling me it cut off
as he was fulling into the gas station, I said, well,
tell you how well saw this. I'll drive it back
and you drive the jeep back. So, oh, Dad, I
don't want to drive drive the jeep. I'm driving yours
getting the car.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
So we come back.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Of course, now time to not time to debate, Daddy,
right now, it's fine, it's fine. We'll get back and
I'm driving his and of course he's got a mess
in there, you know. And uh we get back, I said,
I'm going to bed clean your car out before you
come in the house. Stuff rolling around everywhere. I know
I've been there, but now the time to clean it up.

(43:49):
And uh so, you know, all I can all I
can figure is if we put gas in it and
it cranked, that.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
It was out of gas.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Well, and then I had to explain side that. You know,
gas gauges are not you know, they're not like scientifically
space rated equipment.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
It's it's a float on a stick, you know, and
and it you know, and it gives you a general
idea addressed the Yeah, you get about a quarter and
start looking yeah, yeah, well you work at India day
you get you know, in this time of year, you'll
get condensation in your tank if you don't keep it
fairly full.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
So anyway, so hopefully everybody got to school today. All right.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
But Rick, I'm gonna tell you when I when I,
I mean, I was like having a near death experience
trying to get.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
In the cars.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
I mean, I couldn't. I could see what was happening,
and it was me, but I wasn't.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Really I know what you're talking about, and you're watching,
you know, I.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Thought for a minute I was getting my teeth cleaned
again and I had to gas.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Well, you know, but another thing you mentioned that that
it needs to be discussed, which needs to be discussed,
and you hit it when you're just simply trying you
know what you need to do, Okay, everybody, I got I.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Didn't yell daring any of us. A matter of fact,
I couldn't speak for most of them.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I know what I need to do, and now I'm
in the process of methodically doing it. Please stop talking
to me. I'm not awaken enough to respond.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I got it. Let me work.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I'm in my own battle right now, and I understand.
I understand what needs to.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Be done, and I am in the process of doing it,
you know, And so I got it. I don't even
know where I am right now.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Let me gather myself, because when you get pumbled with
questions and comments and you're kind of like, I can't
even and Rick, I got to get me and closed.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
To the door first.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Yeah you know, I'm moving.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I'm there.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
I just I don't need instruction right now, especially you know,
with a cough in between all the right. So, yeah,
we got there and I told Honey, I put marm room,
and I said, and he was very apologetic for the
whole thing. He said, I didn't want to wake you up.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
There's nothing worse than sleepy daddy having to come to
some handle.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
And I tell her, I put marm ron. I said,
I came to rest because that's what family does. We
take care of each other. It's fun.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Now do you just think you said that? No, I
did say that.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
I was awake by then. And then I stayed up
and cleaned my closet out for another two hours because
I couldn't go back to sleep. Closet in good shape today,
me a little ragged.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Well.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
And you answer one of the live stuff general questions,
will and automnbile automobile continue to run without gas.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
I think we can safely say that gauge is acrid.
Oh listen, I remember I remember putting in fifty cents
to get home.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Sure, Oh yeah, absolutely, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Story that there's a Secret Service female that is becoming
and it ties right into lonesome Duve in a strange way,
is concerned about Joe Biden's insistence that he swim neckary?

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Is that a Is that a real story?

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Is this the guy who who recently wrote the book
and he you know, had all the details about Hillary
and Bill and all that. Chuck Graham State Senators here, Chuck,
stand up, Chuck.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Fa God love you. What am I talking about? That's
my favorite, one of the greatest of all time, Yes,
of all time.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Now the guy he was actually on for uh Hannity
last night and uh he said that and this is
this the book that.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
He wrote that has all the inside of the Secret Service.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
He said, Joe Biden likes to swim nude and offends
female Secret Service agents.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
So so let me ask you this.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
So Hey, I like to swim nude, but when the
female agents in charge, I can't just swim in my
swim trunk. You know, I know you like to swim naked,
but you can swim in trunk, you know. Yeah, he
likes to swim naked. Just to swim naked. Now, if
there's like the bathe naked, that's it. The plus, Hey
you're out, you're out somewhere where your wife you're you're
having a little getaway and she says, hey, what about

(47:53):
swimm naked?

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Then you're in. But just but the swim naked just recreational.
I don't get that out. That makes no sense. So
he's the declared if I swim, I'm swimming there. I mean,
y'all gonna deal with it. So I'm swimming naked.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Missy, we're talking about big hearted Joe. He remember you
know who loves to give.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
He does. You're gonna deal with it, Diane Lane. Now
I noticed something too.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Yesterday Trump came out and was it yesterday he had,
did Joe Biden come in or the day before?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
You know they're all running.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Together now, whether being bright where he said that he
will end up running against Joe Biden because he'll beat
Hillary for the nomination.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Correct, Joe Biden's not even running.

Speaker 10 (48:31):
Right now, and Uh so the Hillary camp's worried that
he is.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Uh well, I think Trump knows that somewhere somebody for
Biden is out doing some stuff. In other words, they're
they're gathering this, or they're doing that, or they're getting
paperwork together.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
And Trump knows it.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
So he jumped the gun to let them know that
Biden's gonna run, just to cause confusion with.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Hillary in our political club that we don't have what
has its own up date now a Trump update, because
really he just went and hung out the golf course
in the last twenty four He didn't talk hold.

Speaker 10 (49:01):
You know, it's funny the Golf channel had like twenty
minutes on him yesterday.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
You know, oh absolutely did he say anything. I mean,
we do have a quote about the debate coming? Is
it next week?

Speaker 6 (49:11):
The debate is a sixth, isn't it.

Speaker 10 (49:13):
As far as preparing for the debates, I am who
I am?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
I've never debated before. I'm not a debater.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
I get things done. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
He also said the only advice don't pull that hat
down quite so far. The ears should not be a
stop that keeps the hat you fall like Gray, don't
say it.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
I know what the other Trump thing is.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
He did say he come came out and said that
he is gonna take his seven million dollar helicopter on
the campaign trip to Iowa State Fair and give free
rides to children.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
This he landed that puppy at Turnberry.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Yes, yes he did.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
I mean that's it.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Look that said Turnberry. That's like by number one where
they're playing the women's Bruce come on in there.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
Today, I'm very proud of myself.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Look there's the clubhouse. Look how close he is to
the clubhouse kids rides.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Yeah, g Trump, that's probably.

Speaker 10 (50:11):
He's probably got a through g where I'm number one
with the Hispanics.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I know he's wearing the head again. I'm number one
with Hispanics.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
And I said that if I get the nomination, I
will win with the Hispanics.

Speaker 10 (50:25):
Guys, he's got that he sold out on the hats.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
He needs.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
It.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
He ain't got a lot of money in it, so
he's he's turning out the profit on that baby.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
That's the one in dollar hats. You can give me
a two dollars had with just but but back to
back to Biden. All right, So I think this is
where people are mistaken to. I see people saying, well,
just to sign him mail agents only. I don't want
to see Joe Biden swimming. I'm offended. Nobody wants to see.
There's nobody that wants to see Joe Joe Biden.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
You can't swim naked. That's just the way it is.
So rick.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
He hop tru he hops off the train he takes
to work every day. Talk about big hearted Joe before
he decides how much of his money's gonna give away
to charitable causes. I think he broke one tenth of
one percent on his.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Last Yeah, that was big hearty Joe hearing that, Hey,
let's go back to this again. This is just a
sign he's got some weird, quirky.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Exactly, no normal person with other people around them exact
demand that I must swim naked. No, No, you might
go out and do that on your own if that's
your thing, but nobody around or you might you know,
as I said, you may have some sort of you know,
nice weekend with your wife or husband. But people don't say,
I know, y'all gonna have to be around me, but

(51:39):
I just have to swim naked. Unless they got some
kind of he's got some kind of weird jolly rick.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
Do you remember And a lot of these folks don't
because they're too young. The last time he ran for president,
he dropped out because he was caught plagiarizing speeches. Cos
right that I mean swimming naked. I mean he cut
and pasted that baby. Now, the guy that was on it,
I'm talking abot to speech, not this.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
A guy that was on Hanity last night that said
this about him being nude also said within the Secret Service,
if you're a signed Hillary, that's considered a punishment, don't.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
You know, don't you know? Can you imagine? Can you
just imagine she'll talk down to you.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
I would literally have to say, they said, now we
have a job for you, but you will have to
hang around Hillary Clinton twenty four to seven? How much money?
I mean you have to say it a lot. That's
that's a little low. I'm sorry, No, can you can
you possibly imagine? I mean, can you imagine that? I mean, yeah,
I can't. You gotta we gotta do something, bring me well,

(52:39):
it would it would be like a lot of people
who say, hey, you know, I got I got a
difficult boss at work. You know, some people they dread
every day. We've been through that at times. You know,
we used you used to throw out what's the weather like?
You know, meaning what kind of moods the boss in?
You know, we've all been to a place like that.
You think that they don't do that with Hillary? Well yeah,
I mean you think you think she can have a
day that you go out to.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
You what.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
I had it with that one? All right?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I about had it with that one. I'm releasing those
emails that convene. You're gone about it right during the thing.
Then gauzy stuff gap.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Hey, I'm going to give you any emails you want,
socept those around Ben Guns.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
We hadn't seen it, I want to see. Yeah, we
hadn't seen a gap like that since the Nickson tapes.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Island. Yeah, twenty minutes dead air. You're right, as a
lot of you may or may not know.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
We kicked off this men's ministry discipleship strategy on May
one that dates sound familiar to you. We went to
one church, kicked it off, and then everything was shut down.
The pandemic roared, and so this year we have started
kicking off of those that wanted to kick off last
year combined with those that had planned to kick off

(53:50):
this year, and then there's still a few that pushed
all the way to twenty twenty two, and we'll get
to them at some point. And then we're adding as
churches begin to come on. So I told you last night,
had the chance to go to Rainbow Presbyterian Church last
night and kick off themanchurch dot com strategy. We had
a service and then men were put into the forty
week curriculum. We have a second forty week curriculum for

(54:11):
those that did get through the forty weeks in the
first year. And they weren't too many churches that were
able to do that, but some did and we'll have
that coming out here any day now. But so you know,
we're a ragtag team, Okay, I mean it's we're like
a lot of places. There's not a lot of us,
and there's a lot of work to do. You know,
Men's ministry not the most profitable thing you'll ever see,

(54:32):
which is why you have our time buying men's curriculum
because there's not much money in it. But you know,
we we answered the call. We have day jobs, we're
by vocational. We're trying to make it happen. So it
takes a lot of people who just who want to
help and who want to be part of the team.
But God loved those people because sometimes we drag them
into our world and they're not accustomed to the diversity

(54:52):
of human beings that are out there. I saw something
last night that slayed me and I I'm gonna share
it as much of it as I can. Oh boy,
and then we go to break I'll tell you a
few lines I can't share.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
But but anyway, so we have we have a you know,
have our little little man church team. And and so
I was approached not too long ago about a new
friend that I met trying and do a little better
down there at godspeed, Andrew Barvudas. And Andrew was a
big man. He's about six four, and I mean he
looks like, I mean an MMA guy, you know, that

(55:27):
kind of thing. And he has a real passion for this,
and he just he just wants to help. And so
he said, uh, you know, anytime that you need some
help with the resources table, I'm in, I'd like to go.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
I want to go as many times as I can.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
And we're all trying to balance our responsibility to our wives,
and he still has children at home and is aposter
parent and all that. So we have a rotation going
where everybody gets some time down and he was up
for this one. He said, hey, I'm in and I said, hey,
that's great. So so the picture him this is what
you got a picture. He's at a table that has

(56:00):
forty day devotionals. It has Sharry's book there, and sometimes
according to you know, different we have different setups.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
This is kind of our you know this we don't.
This is real basic.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
You just have the three devotionals we have in Sheherry's
book and maybe a hat or two on the table.
So normally how it works is, you know, we'll go in,
we'll do the we'll do the service, and then men
will file out and if they feel like they want
to pick up some of these personal resources to go
along with what they're plugging into, or they come over
and see whoever's there at the table. So I'm up

(56:34):
there speaking now. This is called man Church, which is
for men's ministry. These are gatherings of men based off
Exodus is it thirty four to twenty three in Deuteronomy
sixteen sixteen, when God told Moses three times of year,
bring me the men. So we believe there's a time
for men to come out and to gatherings and get

(56:56):
a high challenge and then go into the curriculum of
the discipleship for the high equipping. That's our system. Well,
I'm kind of scanning, you know, you see the room
kind of pretty good when you're up there speaking, I mean,
some place you can see it better than others. And
this one it was well lit and it was still daylight,
so you know, I love churches that have these big
windows where you can see outside so you can see

(57:17):
everybody really good. And this set up's really really good.
It's good setup for speaking. As I'm coming down and
I'm scanning, I notice in the middle of probably one
hundred and thirty one hundred and fifty men is a woman,
And I'm coming down and I see it and it
kind of it kind of jokes me for just a minute,
and I start trying to see if I can connect her.
Do we have a WB in the crowd, you know,

(57:39):
a wife bringer? And I had had some some women
who were fans of the show talking about they were
mad they couldn't go, and had one woman even bring
a gift to Sherry, but says, hey, I'm leaving and
I'm not supposed to be here.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Will you take this to your wife? You know, And
that's when we're when we're eating, and so I don't.
I mean, it's not some major ordeal, but I will.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
It did get my attention, okay, because let's say the
number was one hundred and twenty five men there, you know,
there's one hundred and twenty four men and one woman.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Okay, So I don't. I honestly don't think that much
about it. Just thought it was interesting.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I almost did my WB joke, but I didn't because
I didn't notice her to her kind of into the
serious partner. And I know there are some defiant women
that say, by golly, I'm going you and keep me
out of there.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Yeah, you know, but I didn't. It's not a big deal.
So so we get outside after it's over.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
And I'm talking to the guys and praying with some guys,
and they're telling me how it's going, and they're hanging
out the cards for everybody to plug into the curriculum.
It's really going, really quite well. The pastor's excited and Scott,
who's kind of the men's ministry guy. We're just we're
really feeling good about it. And people are rolling down
the table. Some of them are grabbing some of the resources.
That's great, And I'm signing some shaking some mans, get

(58:53):
some pictures. And all of a sudden I look up
and the only woman in the crowd has now stationed
herself in front of Andrew and in front of the
table and Greg. This little little tidbit is the things
you look for. I noticed pretty quick she's got a
magnifying glass. Oh boy, I did not see that coming.

(59:13):
I'm talking about Sherlock Holmes, the old Scoop bign So
she takes one of the how to Be a Man
devotionals and she begins to skin it with with with
the with the magnifying glass.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
And I think to myself, my grandmother used to do that. Yeah,
you don't see that every day.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
You don't, but but but it takes me pretty I
think to myself, I know I need to go get
our man and help him.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
But I got to see how this is gonna get.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I keep in mind, this is the type of individual
that the the wherewith all of I'm blocking the table,
never enters their mind share.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
I mean and I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Block this table form, shutting it down. I'm shutting the
table down, and I am, I am, I'm engrossed. And
when Andrew varvudhas and uh, and I am in a
deep conversation with him. So it takes me a minute
to realize. And I would get the confirmation later that
her game plan was I can't find a man, so

(01:00:14):
here's where you come.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
To get one, oh boy, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
And she zeroed in onto the unfortunately for her, married
Andrew bar Buddhas and uh and goodness. And so I
start hearing this conversation.

Speaker 10 (01:00:30):
He really did focus into that magnifying glass.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
At one time, going to close look at one point.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
At one point he tries to divert her to why
don't you take maybe Sherry's book? To what she made
very clear she had no interest in that. She wanted
these men, one of these man books, so she should
look in here for the kind of man. And she
figures there's some here tonight. She thought, I'm tired of
all these sorry men. This is where you come in here,
and you know what not not bad?

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Now some of the details that she shared, oh on
why she needed a man and she needed one soon
the difficulty of stop and got pretty graphic about that.
Come on, come on Andrew's face. I mean, he's losing
all color. And you are not going to go in
and say no, no, I ain't saving him. So here's

(01:01:18):
an episode I said, so listen, So listen, here's what
you're gonna love. Andrew hasn't been with the team long
enough to know you need to just disengage. He really
wants to try to show her the love of Jesus
and to be kind and to help her. Now, don't
miss that in front of him, she's now got how
to be a man. The first one I know you're

(01:01:38):
answered which one it is? The Pursuit of Christ entered masculine,
And she's open it with her magnifying glass and looking
at various concepts in there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Read it right there, She's gonna read it right here
at the table, and uh, and we've piled up. The
only thing I did do is start diverting people. If
y'all want to come around.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Him around, I could have said, ma'am, why don't you
step over here, but I wasn't going to do that
for anything.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Then she's gonna and you were just enjoying yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Yeah, and uh and and she said this this I've
if I'm gonna if I'm gonna adhere.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
To the standard, something's got to give. Come on and
uh and and uh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
I I it went on if with I think, I think,
without me offering one ounce of comedic comedic freedom, if
I just want to stay with no exaggeration, I think
she talked to him for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Are you serious? Yeah? Wow, I want to And it
probably felt like an hour to him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Yeah, and uh and I just thought, well, what what
a concept of coming to a man church to find
a man? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
And uh. I got asked, did you did you stay
leave with anybody? When I did not?

Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Andrew said he thought if he he said, at some point, uh, ma'am,
you're almost asking me to be an escort service, you
know what I mean? And and yo, she said, she said,
I got to tell you that's my next plan if
I can't make something.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Straight up, straight up. That was saying, Rick, that is
a few lines that I will now share with the guys.
Thank you, Rick.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I'm kind of concerned how she drove there. She needs
a magnifying glass to read that's good.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I tell you. Riding back home, we had we had
to counsel Andrew a little bit. He was a little
shook up. Rick had been in a battle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
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