Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 36

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of radio gold
every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's Greatest tis.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba Barkley was hated by the
people of San Antonio. He then has returned the volley
over the net. And so he said that San Antonio
has a lot of big women, and then he makes
fun of the river walk. Well, undoubtedly there is an
organization of big people that are now organizing against Charles

(00:37):
and Greg.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
You what is this organization?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You were This will be the National Association to Advance
Fat Acceptance, also known as the NAAFA.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
All right, no, wait a minute, Wait a minute. He
can't write that.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
How can any organization of people of weight let the
initials FA get into the name of the organization?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
How can that be possible?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
They want they want him to apologize for two two things.
Is this a joke that we have to be to
watch that? I mean, is this organization really? I mean,
I think we have a quote from him.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Making slurs about body size is just as offensive as
making comments about body color. Spokesman person, Peggy how a
lot of big women ain't Peggy for who?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
For what?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
There's inceptions and a black man.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Thanks for that email. I'm gonna get he would be.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
More sensitive to having his physical body criticized. It's totally
out of line. He should absolutely apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Greg. This can't be a real organization, Bubba, please is it? No?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Listen, there's nobody in the fat community that would sit
down and organize and let our acronym for our name
end in f A.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
We can't. I mean, somebody somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
To say, did they just?

Speaker 5 (01:49):
I mean, they're they're so out of touch with what
fat people deal with that they're lost what they need help?

Speaker 6 (01:54):
What does what does the f A supposedly stand for?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
In that associate fat exceptions the National Association to Advance Fat.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Excepts I wasn't. There's no way that we sit down.
This mean the way.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
So here's a different group though that's also in the
Obesity Action Coalition, so that sounds a little better. They're
mad to they want him to APOLOGYE O A C
and then A yeah, y'all, there is not a group.
There cannot be advocates for fat people that have let
the letters f.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
A be the rick and look whoever's rightness is very
creative because on down here says in addition to the
f A group, you know they know is this a joke?
It's just some kind of are you looking?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
According to the spokesperson, Peggy, how was not Greg? And
please your Peggy coming. I'm just saying that as a
as a whole, there's exception. You're just saying that there's
a lot of big women named Peg.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Greg.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
Please, in case you missed it the first time, it
was just there.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
He didn't hear well, I was being Kenny. I'm sorry
Sweed playing the role of Kenny.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
And that's just in my experience.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Now, I ain't been all over the world met everybody.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Thank you for clarifying that anybody he's.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Recovered, he's recovered from the midget.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Greg. After I will tell you moving about this in general, Greg,
if you go to foreign lands, the word peggy is
pretty much.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
An English thing. You don't see it much. Yeah, that's true,
and you might can go to Europe find a Peggy
or too.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Do you have a Peggy in mine?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm not going that far because somebody might think I'm
talking about them that I'm not.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, Greg, you just said I mean, you just basically said,
anybody I know named Peggy? I just say, that's not
what I said. I said, there's a lot of big
women named Peggy, because that's what you're thinking.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
You know, in my experience, I think if they're a
little oversize and their names Peggy, you're pretty much going
ahead and offended them at this point.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
But let's be honest. There are names that bring thoughts
to mind. Like if you hear somebody says, now, what's
your name and they say Nikki. I mean you can't
help beg. I mean that that there's some gripper.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
Now he's offended.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Think about it, he said, think about it?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Not like in other words, I'm not wrong. Y'all are wrong.
There's no helping you think about it.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Did you miss your medicine?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I know, I just got discouraged this morning because I'm
tired of everybody offended.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Can't you have any fun? Everybody's offend?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Let me go back to this again. Let me try
another one. Earl, oh, fat guy, take a drink, Albert Albert,
And that's because of fat Albert. Especially if if you
find out if Earl is a painter for a living.
There's no question, don't take a bum. Yeah, he's got
that ashy skin to he's got that red look about

(04:45):
it all them. I see that on apply to every earl,
not every.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
And see when I when I think of the name,
and you know, we've called the coach it used to
be at Tampa Bay Scott all these years. When I
hear the name Scott, I think of a guy's kind
of wiry and got bo fond hair that's short and
it never lays down right.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
He's got Cali.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, isn't that while how you do tie in body
tops the name and he's got a short fuse.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Oh yeah he is.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Greg, Nikki's calling out a matter.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Up next Peggy online too. I said, there's exceptions you.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Girl, Nikky. Go ahead, Greg, I'm just saying.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
Believe that I want you to know. I've never in
my life heard any association name with the word nikki
and regarding as stripper.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, you hadn't been too many gentlemen's club.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
That don't mess nothing.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
There's except that means that they think it edgy name.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
They think it's pretty awesome, nikky. Greg, I said, there's
exceptions you have. Every Nicky's a stripper. But there are
strippers who like that is a stage name.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm gave your late exception there, but they like it
as a stage name. See they make it up. It's
not their real name, got it, Greg, I.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
Don't really think you're helping yourself.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
That's champagne, you really know.

Speaker 8 (06:10):
But I am trying to still love you at this point.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh, I'm just having fun. Nick, you don't get in
that grit.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Don't get an organization, The National Association of Nikki's offended.

Speaker 8 (06:21):
I'm going to start one today.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Thanks Nikky.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
By the way, we keep putting up the logo. Tell
me this organization is not real.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Rick, it's there. I mean it's the f A A
uh in.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
A A f A Yeah yeah, National Association to Advanced
Fat Acceptance.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
That, y'all, that can't be real.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Some people are suggesting we start a new game called
Chuck or Great. We give a saying and you have
to decide did Charles Barkley say it or the Great?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's a good one.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Good.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I did get a call from a Peggy that says
she was calling right.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh, no, I want a.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Reception there it is he Peg. Everybody's that like, I
need to say the reception you did.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
Excuse me, I'm my name is Peggy, and I just
want to say that I'm highly offended. And Greg, you
can shut up and you need to just get off
the air. This is not This isn't okay.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
You're offending a lot of.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
People named Peggy and Nikky and it's it's not okay.
I didn't choose my name.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
How much you white peg, I don't know if that's relevant. No, Actually,
I'm kidd y'all stop due. This makes what I said
look like nothing.

Speaker 9 (07:41):
You're in the clear, buddy, Yeah, kiddies man to Charles Barker,
and really, I.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Thank you all for you and.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Really I thought it'd be funny, fair way.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
I think Nicky took it the wrong way. I think
Greg was trying to compliment tonight.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah, I got rick Bubba ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
After my wife had to take one of our kids
back for a championship game, after you got to spend
time there. Now I am now without her having to
get my family to the arena at a big college,
and and then I've got to to drive home with them,
you know, and and you know, when they get this
this age, they're impossible. I mean, there's there's nothing. I mean,

(08:32):
they're just gonna do whatever they're gonna do, you know
what I mean. Okay, guys, all right, we we parked
here at the Athletic Department, so we don't have to
worry about parking. We'll just walk on over to the arena.
Did we probably need to go ahead and go?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Well?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I mean, are we are we gonna eat? Well, we've
already eaten the buffet thing here. I mean I didn't
know that was I didn't know this whole lunch, Yes, sir,
did you not get enough? Do you want someone to eat?
How far is the arena from here? And I'm like, well,
it's not that far, guys. Well, I just don't I
don't know about that. I mean, we just I don't

(09:04):
see why we don't just drive over there. Well, you know,
because we thought we'd all come here and I have
to park again? Yeah, okay, well I guess and then
you okay, let's get us get in the cars.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
You know, then you got a little now you are
getting Yes, so we go over.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Again and then and then it's all about where we're
gonna see it. Well, guys, let's go ahead and go now.
And then we'll just let's get what we can. Well,
I too, one thing tonight, let's get somewhere we can see.
I like how they say things like you're not that's
that cross your mind, you know what I mean. Well,
that's a good idea. I didn't think of that. I'd
plan on sit somewhere where we couldn't see.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yeah, around the corner by the waterfave.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Right, God, I plan on sitting backstage and look at
the back of their heads and uh and uh. And
of course we got to get to we we need to.
We need to already be gone. I love that when
you're trying to rush everybody, they bog you down. Because
my mom and dad can't leave anyway. It's like they
feel like this somehow they'll be cursed if one person
they don't speak to that might have remote he's seen them.

(10:00):
But they bogged down the whole way, stopping and talking,
you know. And at one point I thought to myself,
you know, and Dad, everybody thinks he's you know, there
is the championship in all this, and and you know,
then then then you know, the current coach at Auburn
comes in and I think to myself, oh gosh, there
you go, you know, And I said, Dad, don't say
anything about defense.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
He knows they need a defense. He's so he's aware
of that. I mean, he spread all little food. That's fine,
you were play defense.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know that I know, and so just just don't
say that that as Blake's getting pitching.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Ma with it. So so he didn't have him over
it in front of a chalkboard, Daddy.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Too, one thing an'y nothing you can put on board.
Come all skins you want to players got to make plays.
I know, Dad, well, I can tackle and he knows
that too.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
By the way, and.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
As you can't whisper, he's hearing you right now that
you're very loud and everybody hears you.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
He won't you and you fit seven bunch move on.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, and uh so uh so so anyway, so we
we get there and and uh and we're at the arena. Well,
now you know, I'm trying. I'm trying to get through
the actual graduation. And they're telling hey, tell Blake to
move up there in the front, but that he has
to sit wherever they tell.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Him to sit. It's probably a sign he move up
front to what he's going to get that thing. We
can get out here.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Now that we probably have to sit wherever they tell
him to sit it and he goes, he goes. We
first one's in here, any Yeah, but that didn't matter
if you first went in. They probably have a place
where he's gonna see it.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
No, no, I think let's just sit wherever you want.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
That are you you run graduation?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I mean I thought we didn't. He said we want
and uh so? Uh so?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Anyway, so and then this starts, we're gonna stay for everybody. Well,
if we we can't see Blake, we can't go. Tell
Blake to leave, and then he once he gets it. Man,
let's let's get out here. But he can't leave. So
if we do, you want to see Blake, Well, yeah,
we gonna see Blake as ongratulated.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Well, see what you're proposing is they can't be. They're
mutually exclusive.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
We can't leave after he gets his and you still
see it, you know, because he'll still be in here.
Y'all want to stand outside. I at least we got seats,
you know what I mean? See what I want? Something
to drink? Okay, dad, Well they guys, you didn't have much,
Like I said, to drink. The drinks are over where's
the where's in?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Says?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Then all the way over there. I ain't going to
wear if I don't get something to drink. That I
see so clearly that I'm going. I'm going to get
you something to drink. Now I forget it.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
For a moment. Did you think I should have took
the lacrosse game?

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yes, yes, Now share he has left me solo with it,
you know. And and so then then the well why
are you sitting down there? I had y'all seats right here,
and then y'all chose to sit behind me. I don't
know why was sitting behind you? Well, because that's where
you said. I was showing you to come sit on
the road with me. Well, now, if you talk to me,
you got to turn around. I know that. That's why

(13:02):
I didn't want you to sit where you sat. I
fast something to drink to be it'd be everything would change.
I'm going, who all wants to drink? What about go
all the way over there?

Speaker 7 (13:15):
Or go eat when we're done?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Hey, don't go all the way all there. If you
go I want to coke? All right, dad, I'm gonna
get you to go. Hey, give me one in pretzels
that I don't know if they have pretzels and graduations?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Do you know me?

Speaker 7 (13:29):
So big pret and mustard.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I want him big pretzels and mustard on it. Dad,
it's graduation. I don't I don't know they do that.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
And how many people suit have a mustard?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
But I go over there and I kid you not.
I look, they have pretzels. Everybody didn't get hi muscles?

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Well, he knew how it was and fifty.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, but he didn't want the pretzel and then asked
me for several bites of it. Yeah, all right, and
and and then so so we get that handle, but
you're right, what what was? Everything goes, We get through
all that he want, he wants you, and then then
he tells us, well, I got a haller for Blake.
We do all that and he does great, so it's
over and and then god forbid. I mean the ride
home with those two, it's like a movie. It's like

(14:12):
a movie.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Did you drive?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yes, you better believe I did know what happened to
him after I got out in Birmingham. I don't know,
but uh but I ain't no way I wouldn't drive it.
And then he says you ain't driving, dad, Let me
let me drive. You gotta go on with what'd you
think I can't drive?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Now? I know you can drive. I know how you drive.
That's why i'd like.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
To Now, why why don't you like your dad's drive?
Oh my goodness, huh see, I bet he knows some
short cut.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh everything's a short cut. Why are you out here
on sixty five? I said, because it's a direct shot
to Birmingham. Oh you're going the wrong way. You should
have gone up that other way. Dad, Can I please Bill?
Do you have the air conditioning on?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I got the air conditioning because I'm hot. We're freezing
back to you and I'm like, oh my gosh, I
love this. He goes, I'm gonna tell you one thing.
Couldn't heat on? We need some heat. I ain't cutting
the heat off. Cut that air condition off. I'm gonna
keep it. One click it's off, can help? I got
it on? All we still feel cold air. I ain't

(15:11):
turn it to heat.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
I'm hungry.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
That's all the way are we gonna eat? I want
to go to bed at midnight. That's what I want
to do. If I go to bed minute before midnight,
I'll be justa ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
In the new year, we're looking for new commitments. Bubba's
trying to get a new commitments and participate in the
newsletter that goes out every month, and that led to
us us discussing you are influenced by the people that
you're around, and Bubba said, look, I just feel like
I've only picked up everybody's negative traits. I want to
pick up some of the positive traits of this group.

(15:48):
So now we've been mining to try to find those.
We've gone through Ham, Speedy, Greg, Me and really for
Bubba to know what he needs to improve on.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
We also got talked about what he does well. It's right,
I don't think this therapy is going we better. It's
really not better.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
Hack the lacky world to cover the rest of this.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
I'm kind of mad.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Uh yeah, that's uh Bubbles trying to tell me to
do crickets on Greg and I couldn't understand what you
were saying.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
But you know what you're saying, Chris, Yeah, we need
a cricket, saying a signal which we don't have a
good What would be a good magic cricket?

Speaker 7 (16:24):
What does a cricket do?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
What was that.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
You remember in the early days, Bubba had the same
signal form about five different things.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Push down.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
But that's a positive.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
This isn't going This is ain't going well because we
compliment each other and then we we we hacked each
other a little bit.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
You know, say what I like how speedy you know,
makes people feel like he you know, really cares, make
the feel important.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
You don't mean it?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, yeah, it makes people feel loved even though he
really doesn't love them. That's basically what we said, right,
I mean hams that you know, he's a multitask or
hard work. Of course he kisses you butt.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, he's only doing that because he knows he's sugging
up to the boss by doing it. Can we stop
doing that and and just really quick try?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Right, so I was supposed to feel good, I'm actually man, So, Bubba,
how do you want this segment to work?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I love those good characterist. He needs to know what
he already has. If we're gonna tal about everybody else,
got about his?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Okay, if you are pretty, he will give you a
ton he will.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
He will make you feel like you're the most important
person in the room.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Now, unfortunately, if you're not. It goes it does. When
it goes bad, it goes bad.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's not a I mean it is a positive.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Again, what was that wall?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Bar?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
The wall? The wall.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Let's say if he can get something out of the deal,
he will help you know later.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's true, Rick, he's the number one guy there. If
it's somehow benefits him later the Yeah, how about how
about this? Uh bubba also is a problem sover Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Mean about I must say this, uh problems knowledgeable about
a lot of things that they I'll go to him
and ask questions. Very right, that's right. If you accept grammar,
that's all. That's yeah, But the grammar is not important
to me, so I'm not going to ask yes.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
When it comes to economics, politics, yes, and technology, extremely knowledge,
extremely knowledge.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Right, politically, I definitely look at him because you know
I don't pay enough attention.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Then we'll have political.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Discussion about this extracts an amazing amount of athletic ability
out of that body.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yes, yes, you're talking about doing more with less.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Put down more.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I mean you're right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah, I mean we played sample.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I was amazed.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
And if you can chisel through the wall and get
really down to the core has a big heart.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I mean and not not just enlarged by yea, they
have one of those two.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
But we're talking about.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
You will say big heart behind the wall.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
We can we can behind the wall, that is through
the wall. I mean the big heart and and the
loving uh characteristics from me come out when we'll help
you out when you would think I don't expect that
from me. Right basically on the right day, we'll do anything.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
For tickets for the long one.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah, that was that was Am I more likely to
have a big heart if you're semi attractive?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Yeah, let me taken't take that line?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Was their study.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
But in your defense, their studies on that. That's human
beings in general. Yeah, that pretty much goes on to
you know what else they found out there used to
be that you know that the pretty are means you're
not smart?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Do you mean we did that survey. That's absolutely not true.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
How about people who are uh, have physical attractiveness are
also pretty smart to know most of all? But you
know why, because you know why everybout helping through school? Alight,
So now listen, we.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Got problem solvere, knowledgeable more with less and big heart.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Big on the wall let me take when when when
his that's probably listen when his big heart that switch flips.
Never see anything like that begins bountiful it flows does me?

Speaker 7 (19:52):
Since y'all SEC Championship, I would.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Have been happy to gud in up in the upper level,
you know, or just in the standing area. I saw,
I'm gonna put us in clothes.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
You know when I put that under go big or
go home.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
He didn't.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
I didn't even believe because he's the treasure of the company,
trustworthy with the money, you know. But but the thing
that gets me on that, like see, I'm always kind
of afraid of well, should we get them SEC tickets?
Then also he'll come in and go healthy. I wanted
I got that done. So when he decides.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
To go right, I mean he goes, Yes, he does. Yeah,
twelve worka days of Christmas. Oh my gosh, made those decision.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yes, So what I should do is focus on growing
these and adding something.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yes, because you've got those, that's your foundation.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Now do you want us to just chime in on
this or should we get Beatty on line?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
It's not having it's not your birthday.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
If it was your birthday, speedy make.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Right now you know, if we get her on the line,
she's probably gonna tell us how much fun she had
taken the Christmas tree down.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
But that's one of your gifts.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
It's not my gift. So I just leave the house
and let her have that fun by her.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
You know what you've done.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
You love your wife enough not to get in her
way while she's doing all the work taking Christmas down. Here.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
We do need to get her to tell you, guys
and the audience about her experience with our new Christmas tree?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Was it tough? What she got?

Speaker 2 (21:10):
One?

Speaker 7 (21:10):
That that?

Speaker 5 (21:11):
You know that it breaks over and bends down and
it comes on wheels for EASi, But it.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Doesn't go back to that position as easy as it should.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
I'll let her tell you about that at some point,
right when we find her. Right probably not today, because
y'all might ask her another question I already have.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
She should be calling you, what about this?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
What if you if somehow listen listen to this ultimate goal?

Speaker 7 (21:36):
I need a safe word.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Look whoa whoa wall John here, look over there, okay,
look over here. What if we took Bubba's legal pad
and we've all those positive character richics that we've mined
that took some mining. We've mined out of the six
of us, okay.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
With like a minor forty nine?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Or what if all of us could become all those attributes?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
A right, let's see here, what.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Dreamer? A big.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Put under rick delusion of goals? I'll tell you what
if we did all that?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
We dress nice, be good on deadlines, great multitasker, be creative, loyal,
a hard worker, A big dreamer, would be protective, would
be funny, would be a good friend, would be a
spiritual leader, a great communicator, a problem solver. Would have
no tear ducks and and we do would be a
great fog.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Don't put no tear ducks under positive. I mean, think
about it.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
If that was one person, do you want to get
You want to get like little sticky notes and put
them on the mirrors.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Of the always coaching forge.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Let's let's put down over speedy, ridiculously positive.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
But he really don't want to be how about that?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Well, here's the thing on this though, really, I mean,
you'll y'all make fun of the fact that I'm not
overly emotional. I mant you, Bubba has helped me to
be somewhat emotion Yeah, I've learned that from him, to
be a little more emotional.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I mean, you took that from him.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
You know, I don't squawl, but I'll you know.

Speaker 10 (23:08):
You're.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
You like it, Bobby, your eyes watered over me saying
I've learned to be a little more emotional from Yeah,
the thought of emotion made let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
What it tears up over corection.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
That's just like sleep Already.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
There'll be something that's really I should be concerned about,
and I'm like, but there'll be something just like a
durned commercial or a Christmas shoe song, and I'll be over.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Just struggling, Greg, what do you call not when you squall,
but when.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You uh, you know, get a little missy, misty missy
oh yeah, and something that really matters I should be
missed about.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'll be like looking at the weather and then all
of a sudden, something that Christmas shoes just tears you
apart up in a night.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Your throw you remember right for Christmas when Speedy dropped
that brownie I got missy.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Oh yeah, but your heart it's gone.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Yeah we lost one, never come back.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, I know how to watch this. I know the
things that will trigger the mission. It's just watch his
eyes right now. What Ronald Reagan.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Compared that, Come on, now, what is this? What he
does make Garth Brooks and Glenn Back look like.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
There, I think they're more squalors.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
They take me.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
There was a segment segment which is why I like
Glenn Beck's show is because it's political version of this show.
That day that they are start telling him not to
cry when he had this thing had gone and he
started declaring, y'all think I do that on purpose? So I'm
gonna be ridiculed, you know what they were saying, like
you think he says you so I have control over it.
So I want to cry just using it. I want
to cry and made all right, we'll come back and

(24:41):
we'll go funk trolley next, we'll chat with you it
eight six six we be big. So there is mother,
there's your good, There's there's your there's your new year.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
You know what. I got a lot to work over here,
and don't I hope.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
Working on all this doesn't getting away or right and
for the news.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
And Betty just texted me six eight sixty six weeks.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Greg Birdess had a proud moment. Yes, you know, being
in distress with bodily functions is probably one of the
worst things that you that you can have happened.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Yes, and uh, Greg was in a climber, the thing
that you go up the tree, and he apparently got
in a tight spot.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
And uh after making fun of the guy last week,
you remember, yes, who had an accident at work. Yes,
and uh, I think his quote was I was slinging
bark off that tree trying to get down.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
He said, he said when he said what he said.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
When you get up there, and you know, there comes
a moment where the you know, because the biggest problem
with these type of hunting trips where the eating is
really good, yes, is you eat too much.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
You go too far because you get caught up in it.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Y'all.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Well, you guys, everybody's telling us the.

Speaker 10 (25:59):
Brownie.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
You know, you're just eating it like it like you're
going out.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Of style, not like you would normally eat during the week.
And it's almost like it's like people who drink too
much alcohol. Those of us had eat a lot, we
have that same hangover the next day. Yeah, like your
stomach's going But what we did last night has got
to be rectified, and rectified now and so he's up
in the tree, and it was you know, number one's
one thing, but number two is a whole difference.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
If you've ever done it, if you ever had to
climb up a tree in one of those things he
was in, you can't come down real quick.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
It's it's it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I mean, you just got to sit here and pull
it up and then go down. And you're only going
down about this far.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
And those of you that don't hunt.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
At one time, you could just see the bark flying
off that truck. He said, he peeled that he whittled
the tree. He said, bart was going everywhere.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
He was trying to get on the ground because you
don't want to drop it from that kind of hot,
you know what I mean. But see the thing, the
thing that you the thing you hate, the thing you
hate is those you don't want much. You're trying to
avoid that because once you do that, your day's pretty

(27:03):
much over.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (27:03):
You.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
But see the other part is, y'all, don't get in
your mind, never get in your mind that you can
just go in when you want to, because you don't
know where you are. You go these places, they leave
you and they have to come back and get you.
I mean, you don't get to just go well, I'm done,
think I'll go home unless you've got somebody with you
that has one of the vehicles, because everybody else is
waiting to be picked up. And there have been answers
where people have been forgotten, you know, like you get

(27:26):
back and everybody starts to starts counting like that and go, hey,
we missing one, you know, and then then that's right,
and you have to go back and get them. So
that happened with Greg. Greg had that incident, and then
it was funny because he had told himself I wasn't
gonna happen to him again on Sunday morning, right, Okay,
it won't gonna happen again.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
And no, Rick, waitment, you're skipping the best part. Okay,
he gets to the bottom of the tree. Yes, he
is already in a terrible distress.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Okay, it's already made the call.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
So how it's gonna happen now you're already in Okay,
let's just say you're going, Hey, I.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
Have got to go to the cab.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
It doesn't must go, must go now.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
He's got so much clothing he's got to take on.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
Y'all understand we were he was in the twenties, the twenties.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
He's got layer on top of a layer on top
of a layer, and he is trying to get it
so he barely barely gets disrobed. Well, then naturally, when
you're in the woods, you've got another issue to that
with the there's another saying the job's not finished, to
the paperwork is done right and there is no paper Well,

(28:28):
Greg Bird just being resourceful as he whether.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
He's an outdoor the leaves with frost on them, I
ain't gonna have this time of year.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
They ain't no leaves that you as a matter of fact,
because if you try to use a leaf.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
All you end up with is really messed.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
But let me tell you a wipe they were. They
were frozen with with frozen frost on them. I think
it's possible if you went to a leaf, put it
up to you, but you can just pass out, just.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
You hold by it and just shut down.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
So Greg Murgers being the resourceful, hard work and.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
Whole climbing person that he is, and he really came
down that tree. Is nast he did. He said a
world record for tree stands.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
He took his knife that he had on him cut
his underwear up into pieces.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Yes, can you believe that?

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Well? I would have.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
What was the only thing you can do?

Speaker 6 (29:23):
He said? He got He said he got.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Four good pieces out there.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah I could.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
I've cut You know, you.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Can always tell people, you know how many bears never
cut your shirt, tail out whatever, take your shirt off.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Cut it up. Yeah, yeah, we're wearing it. We're wearing
about eight of them.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
We have.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Greg gets back, Ah, and he was so mad at yourself.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
And he don't rely all that fried food tonight. I
ain't doing that tonight. And I said.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Everybody said, well, we've got catfish hush puppies now. And
then next thing, you know, all the guys get after
around the fire and the story start going and the
laughing gets your loud.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Next thing, I look there, I'm Greg with playing.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
You.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Like.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
The next morning he gets up so stupid.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Food.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I think I want, I said, Well he knew
what he was heading out there again, because that's the
big worry.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
I mean, you get out there, it's it's something happening.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
That the worst thing you get out there, any little
twins and you stuff you Oh yeah, you know, because.

Speaker 11 (30:27):
You're already trying to be so quiet. Look, you get
in there, you're sitting up here. M come on, come
on now, come on, deep bread. Look, but I'm good.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
It's like start do you start talking to yourself? I
start telling myself it's my colon. I have control over it.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
You know.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Your card. You ain't running this body. I got brain.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Look, he's trying to be the boss. You tell me
you're in charge.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Yeah, I know that. And the brain always the brain
always shifts three years old, don't I know? The body always.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Shakes in me says uh yeah, brain here, understand we're
in a we're dear, honey. Yeah, yeah, we can't go
to the bathroom. Just got a report from the Lower
and Testing. It's not a good report. They said there's
action there and they want to know what you want
to do. You come out, you tell them another way.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
They don't have to wait on.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
A temple Lower and Testing. This is the brain.

Speaker 10 (31:29):
According to the body host, we're in a situation where
there is a no go.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
The repeat, this is a no go lockdown.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
You know.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Greg said his was this is a lower and testing.
This is not a drill. This is not a drill,
got it? Nothing we can do. We got somebody out
of control it no, no, your lowering.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Testine needs to be the voice from Star Trek.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
You know, the guy down he had the accent.

Speaker 10 (31:59):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Oh god, Star Trek here is down in the engine,
Nutty Scott. Yeah, Star Trek.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Captain you can I the loss of physics, I Captain
d call and if can't deny you.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
But I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Break goes just gonna check in periodically and let you
know how things are going. Right now, everything seems to
be fine, but if there's an emerchant, I need on
leave you to be on the stove by.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
You know, really the whole adventure is battled with yourself
more than anything, because you're walking out first off place
I had been need the trail, middle of the night.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
I get out there, I'm ready to go get my stuff.
One step into the woods. What do I think of
the movie? Signs?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Gosh?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
I hate it?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
And you're walking up, you're walking along and you hear
stick pop over here on your side and you go, well,
that could be that thing from Signs or maybe it's
a squirrel.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
What could it be?

Speaker 5 (32:59):
I'm sure a squirrel and popolamb that big said, say
way about a pound?

Speaker 6 (33:04):
That sure was a big twig. And you gotta you
gotta look you got your head light on. I didn't
hear twigg over there.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
If you survive all of that, you get to the stand,
you ready, you hear noise and then you go, oh
my gosh, Now I gotta go to the bathroom. I
don't know what that first time you hear something walking up,
that's when I have to go.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
I don't know what the brain goes.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
We're all settled in.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Everybody comfortable, Gonna be sitting here a while. Yeah, colon,
go ahead. We got problems down here. We've got to
real problems.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
If I'm gonna sing Greg Burgers cutting his underwear, they
would have had footage of that.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Rick.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Iranian police are looking for a phony sorcerer who condomand
into believe he was invisible so he could rob banks.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Bubba, please, he's a sorcerer? Does I ran have sorcerers?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Customers at the Tehran Tran Bank quickly overpowered the deluded
robber after he started snatching banknotes from their hands.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
In his mind, the banknotes just going nobody. I can
tell why, bub but I take it he was not invisible?
Is this real?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Real?

Speaker 6 (34:36):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Dadi has been reported other places because we were getting
calls on it.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Appearing in court, appearing in court, little play on words
there the repentant thief said he had paid about five million.

Speaker 10 (34:52):
And what is this?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
R I A L s? They what do they use?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Which turns out to be about six hundred and twenty
five American De Niro to a man who gave him
some spells and told him to tie them to his
arm to become invisible.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Doe not have a mirror?

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Started to say that you could solve this issue quickly?

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Yeah, I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
You put that around your wrists, go to the mirror
and go, man, it ain't working. Maybe I just maybe
the mirror is making me see myself but nobody else can.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
Yeah, maybe that's the rule. I can see myself nobody else.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Because you know, what is the sorcerer. Let me tell
you something.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
That sorcerer is a great salesperson. That's set of a gun.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Does that person work in sales with us?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I'm gonna tell you what if you can tell somebody
they're invisible and pull six hundred off of them American
dollars and pull it off to the point that they're
running through the bank grabbing money bags thinking you can't
see them. Let me tell you something. We need that
person selling the network. We got to contact this person

(36:00):
rick a.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Quote, I made a mistake. I understand now. A big
trick was played on me. Unquote.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
It would be bank robber, was reported to tell the judge.
His name has not been released. Are y'all sure this
is real?

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Are you sure? I want you to get a test
run from somebody.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
You walk by somebody into him, excuse me, you know,
and just see if.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
They react, you see to me?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
To me, I would do something like this, tied on
my wrist, come over, Tod's has to go.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
And you asked, r me go.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
And see if you start doing this? Are you went?
Hey man? What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Hey man?

Speaker 6 (36:41):
You can't can you see me?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
You know?

Speaker 10 (36:43):
You know?

Speaker 6 (36:44):
To me, my test run is not gonna be But
I run through the bank grabbing money. That's not my test.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
How about how about be a little bit more obvious though,
how about just walk up to you and go, hey dog,
am I invisible?

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Hey dog? Mind visible? Can you see me right now?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I mean, you.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Don't leave me guessing.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
And if you don't have if you don't have a friend,
maybe start out with the person atching rick by the
side and try to grab a purse and see what
I gets.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Im said about it.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
I was gonna say, what about a test goose on
the street?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (37:21):
You just go down and everybody's got their long you
know stuff.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Hey, you ever go oh, it ain't working. I'm not
in miserable, I'm not invisible. Ain't working?

Speaker 7 (37:29):
Well, you never know, you know, some money back.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Let me know, you have to know some of these
all right.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Let me say this because Bubba serious business and in
a land where you would say how about this? If
I wanted to contact a sorcerer right now, right, I
wouldn't know where to go. Well, I mean, you know,
I mean are they in the Yellow Pages? I know
there's palm I know there's palm readers. I mean you
can see them on every corner.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
But they've probably got one of those walls where people
have cards up you staple them when you come in,
and they've probably got a column for sorcerers.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
If I had to get go to the Yellow Pages,
S S. S. Sorcerer and probably just the whole list.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Of like if you go to all of these restaurants,
you know, it's kind of the you know, the riverboat
special time place you look on the wall and.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
You need like, you know, work done around the house.
They got a callum for that.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yeah, oh course, yeah, here we go.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
You know, so surely that have a column for that.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Well, and you know what it is.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
You know what people always tell you, don't you love
that when you have somebody come do some handywork for
you and it's not good.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
And there's always that person.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
That was so well, so you shouldn't called him oh
so and so it's probably the finest handy person.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
He did some work for me.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Right now, that guy was going to Jons. Buddy said,
I told you, I mean you tried to cut corners.
You don't cut corners when you go see a sorcerer rick.
As matter of fact, I know for a fact Billy
went to that one that was two streets over. He's
a little more expensive, but he wasn't visible rightly too,
you're storing Nobody even saw it.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Apparently too, the same sorcerer has been hired by government
Governor Don Siegem went to do vote camps.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Yeah, six hundred bucks in there. That's not gonna spit
it out. And really, let me tell you something, if
your tongue wasn't you'd happen to that that one really
so so anyway, so I won't ask for dipping down
to be the invisible guy.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, I won't do that. Let me ask you, do
you get your money back? Can you get your money back?
You look the sorcerer go so, so, how can you
prove you weren't invisible? Well, they were people tackling me.
It didn't make me feel really invisible. They the people
tackling me, got me down.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
So but I'm when folks from this country tell us
they're not harboring terrorists, I say, we believe, Oh sure absolutely.
I think we ought to just rubber stamp that and
let it go.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Well, you know what it is now the reason why
we keep catching so many of them. They're trying to
come through all the security. They think they're invisible, right,
that's what you know. But really, in the land where
you would go see a sorcerer, you probably are afraid
of mirrors.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Somebody told jets evil or Something's why you wouldn't look.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
You they probably don't have here.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Look, if you're gonna see a sorcerer, I mean, don't
cut corners. And if you he says you're invincible. I
check it out for a run through the bank, grabb.
It's just a quick little test run.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (40:17):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Visiting with James Gregory, it's a bucket list if you
if you love good comedy, and if you've seen him
a thousand times.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
It never gets sold.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Check all that at Rickingbubba dot com, show notes, funniest
Man dot com is the website.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
James is the true story, Well we first started.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Whatever you say is the true story.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
We're in a condition to laugh. Jas that you all
have to do is raise your hand when you speak.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
It's it's just funny to hear you tell.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
It was the first ever road trip where he was
gonna work with me out of town. You know, Lyddys
Sismon is his manager right, right and your man right.
So on the way, I just I just stop and
have lunch. It was the truck stop and had ribs.

(41:04):
They had ribs. They had ribs there at the truck stop.
Yeah all right, pretty good. Ribs are bad, Oh wonderful.
So men Keith are having lunch. We had a plate
of ribs, all right, so he did get ribs. Huh
he got ribs also, yes, but it was terrible.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Don't tell me what happened.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
He was eating the ribs with knofing fork. Don't say
that in the thorn rang it cell phone? It was Lenny. Yeah,
I said, where we eat? Right now? You know those
are my first trip with Keith.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
You mean the first time out. You put ribs in
front of him at a truck stop and he begins
to eat.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
I totally go to the phone. He said, is it
you think it's gonna Is Keith gonna work out? I said,
probably not. I said, the boy is eating ribs with
nothing fork. I can't help us. He didn't want to
mess up his finger.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I don't know how he made it to the next
How you ever got on tour with you again?

Speaker 10 (42:03):
After that?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Well?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
You know what though, some of these guys promise they
live and learn, right, Yeah, he came around.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Here's listen, is what I want to say.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Well, you see, I didn't I if that, let's say,
if that was at my home somewhere art was private,
I wouldn't. But these people looking right.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
They can see public. They can see him doing it.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yeah, you want to do that your own home, fine, yeah,
but don't be a man out in public with ribs
in front of me beating with a knife and format.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I don't even know a woman that would do that.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
That's about the twenty five year old that I work
in saying is seven years back that you about go
through the truck stop, the trucks.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I don't care. I want to hear it again.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
You know, there's lot twenty five year old guys and
girls that don't know how to eat. They don't know
how to eat.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
No, I've seen.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
You're right, they've been raised by scarcomo.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
We know what the hell?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
They don't know nothing right?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Right?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
The people, well, they don't. People are scared of death
about food. Food is politically correct. We're afraid of everything,
all right. You know, chickens gonna get us.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
I go to the TA truck stop when I siste
five norm You love.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
A good truck stop in Nashville.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
That's where I go, be going to our when I
work at Nashville. I go every if they if.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
They're watching us or listening in Nashville Ta truck Stop,
they're going. We see James a few times a year.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Come back pretty sore. Remember now visualize this twenty five
year old comedian. He said, are you going out to
eat after the show? I said, I always do. He
said I go with you. I said, sure, he goes,
it's at the midnight. I gotta calm down.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Okay, look he's standing. Now you're out of your to
this picture.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Picture down. Understand, this is a truck stop. A truck stop.
There's real mean in that right, hard work, acre of
at wheelers parked outside. That's where we were in the
middle of the night. We are at truck stops. Okay,
we go in. We sat down just here and I
we sat down. Waitress comes over, big fat woman, not

(43:55):
a lot of teeth, per my really my kind, my
kind of waitress. Oh yeah, person mustard everywhere all over
her outfit. Yeah, old mustard.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Anyway, all this young guy wanted was a salad at
a truck stop.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Nothing all that.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
You were going to let that go.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Wait a minute, he asked this truck stop waitress did
she know whether or not any of those savage ingredients
had ever been exposed to any type of pesticides. She said, well,
we spray.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
He roaches every day, did but I like nothing.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
God on the lending.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Wait wait, wait, this gets worse, worse than ever. Now
she's talking to a man. She's talking to a man, right.
What kind of dressing you want? He said, raspberry vinigarette.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
A truck stop.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
She looked at me, Really she did.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
She did no longer. She said, you know what?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
You know what he's talking about? I said, well, she well,
she walked away. Here's what I told that, young fellow.
I said something. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Oh no, get ready. If you ever thought, James, can
you say this without anything I need to do?

Speaker 4 (45:11):
If you if you ever say this again, when you
with me, I'm gonna go out to my car, get
my gun and kill you, and more than likely your
daddy will send me a thank you. Now that, now
there's a there's an ending to this. If you've got time,

(45:31):
four minutes, you may she brings. She brings the food
sets the food in front of him. He looks at that.
He goes, oops, what listen?

Speaker 11 (45:41):
What?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Grown man says? Oops?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Really he didn't, really, he said, Oops, how do you
say it again?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Oops?

Speaker 6 (45:51):
I didn't know it?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Come with cheese on it. I can't eat that I've
liked toasts and the waitress the greatest light of all time.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
I love this woman.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
So that's not like those cheese that's cheddar cheese.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Speedy was telling us that to one of his kids.
They had some kind of baseball tournament. Now, if you
don't know, in our part of the world, and really
most of the country has been through this too, you
know they we're having a record setting cold temperature spring.
So you know these these normal spring experiences. I mean,
you liked froze to death. Yes, it just found weird

(46:36):
as yesterday it just felt weird. I mean, I kept
asking myself.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
I know now it's going from what I understand, it's
gonna warm up a little bit and get more normal.
But then, did you see the forecast for next month
low like forty Yeah, what was telling you?

Speaker 7 (46:54):
I'm gonna look it up.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
So I know that, you know, some of the spring
sports are are affected by that, but I can't imagine
what it's like trying to It's awful.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
And when you got them all spread spread out, I
mean it's Reese and I were out of town playing
and that's the nine year old team j C. Jaz's
got the eleven year old team. So we divided and
conquered Terry's with JC. I went with Reech.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Now your oldest is playing in high school right now.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's in the right they are.
And so you got all this going on, right, everything's
going on, and it's just a mess. And the weather
changes within hours and it'll go from okay to the Hey,
here comes the wind. Now it's raining. I need and
there's sleeves or something. It's just it's what it is.

(47:42):
It's sleeves and you wear them underneath the uniform. Well,
I have a picture here Adlert just to try to
describe the uni.

Speaker 10 (47:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
And and we got us a vest that's over a
T shirt. Yeah, he plays catchering first and all that.
But like as you can see, here's the here's a
T shirt underneath the vest. Okay, so you have an
undershirt than the vest. Well, if you put sleeves on,
you're gonna put that underneath what you're wearing. Well, it's
getting cold, and it's so.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Has a T shirt with a sleeveless jersey over it.
Right now, we're gonna add another shirt.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Right because it's getting cold. Right, So it's the temperature's dropping,
it's getting dark, and so Terry tells JC, Hey, JC,
you need to go to the restroom and change, and
you need to slide on the sleeves because it's getting cold.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I'm fine, No, you need to go put on sleeves.
You over there, you cold?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Are we talking under arm or tight sleeves that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Yes, yes, And now you've got to understand, in the
travel ball arena, you could go from rain delay or
waiting to umpires walking out going let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go. We're ready, I mean just a
drop of a hat. Well, so JC runs to the
restroom to change, and the team is getting warmed up
because while he's in the restroom, they've called them out

(48:55):
to get ready to play, and so the coaches are
looking around, going where's Jac. And he's in the bathroom
because Terry told him to go to the bathroom and change.
So Terry and then were like, hey, let's go, let's go,
hurry up, hurry up. Well, so j C pulls off
the vest and the undershirt which kind of came off together,
to put on the sleeves. Understood, and so then he's
he's these two different shirts. Yes, yes, so he's kind

(49:17):
of dangling. I'm trying to to get them disconnected. And
the vest, the white falls into the toy part of
the uniform, yes, the main toilet.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Alright.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
So so now j C is in the bathroom by himself,
and now he's got a wet vest. Well he comes out.
Now he's got sleeves okay, undershirt all right, vest in
hand coming out to mom. Okay, mom My, my jersey.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Fell on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Now public ball game toilet too.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, there's oh worst and by the the worst bathroom maddicot.
Now there's four ballparks, right.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I ever want to tell some people sometimes on bathroom
e meeticut, we are not animals.

Speaker 10 (50:04):
I know.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
It's there are animals that have come through here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
So there was like a little pavilion type deal. It's
a little covered area, got some picnic tables and stuff,
and that's where a lot of the parents were hanging out.
So now he's got a a jersey. It smells like
p okay.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Flushy with your foot something.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
And now he's mad because he's blaming. He's blaming in
mom that he wouldn't be in this situation. If he
didn't have to change into sleeves. But he's the one
that dropped in the toilet. But that's mine, that's but
that's an argument going on while he's holding a smelly jersey.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Okay, soaking a bathroom.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Well, Terry said it was just a portion of it
that was wet, but to him, he ain't putting it
back on. Well, now you gotta understand while this is
going on on the other side of the fence. Hey, JC,
so let's go. You at starting first basement, put your
toilet shirt on. And yes, so we got that going on.
Hurry up, mom, hurry up. And and Terry has got
a beach towel and she's just trying to dry it

(51:06):
there at the picnic table the whole time. And he's
standing there. Now they're screaming. He's standing there, he has
no jersey, he's in a handle What.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Positions he playing this game? Because he's catcher, this is
a big handy.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Well I think he's playing first. That helps, Yes, So
he's sitting there and Terry finally gets it to wear. Okay,
this is dry enough. Just don't don't pull it up
and wipe your face with you that you know, diase exactly.
So we're in a handle. This is what he has
to do. Well, he's arguing with Terry at the time.
You know, you believe this, you know, you know how

(51:37):
he is eleven, he's you know, now we've got four
ballparks that are looking at this scene going on. Okay,
now it's a pea jersey and everybody knows about it.
He's smelling, mom, you know, all kind of stuff you
can't smell with jersey.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
It was flushed. It's just toilet water.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
You're fine, You're fine.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Well, so he goes to put it on. He goes,
he goes to put it on, and and he's mad, right,
so he goes to throw it over his head and
his pants go fall down to his ankle. Okay, so
now so now in addition to being mad and having
a smelly fish, now he goes and now thank god

(52:17):
he had sliding short song. But now you know, of
course all the little girls are giggling and stuff, and
now his his pants are at his ankles. Okay, and
so now the whole time he's he's hollering, you can't
believe this, and now he's trying to pull him up.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
So just when he couldn't get worse his pants druck.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah yeah, So now is he finally gets his pants up, okay,
and he gets his jersey on and he's running back
to my yeah pee pee jersey. And and of course
Keith and Stephan and Eric they got to chime in
because they saw the coach. They're great coaches. They smell
like pe man, you know, they're messing with him. Yes,
And because they's delayed the game, so he tries to

(52:53):
pop off to Terry again and run off. He goes
jac come here, you know.

Speaker 10 (52:57):
J C.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Welburn, you know, and then Jase John you know, when
you ever you hear full name, it's bad. And he's like, what,
I've got your hat? You forgot your hat?

Speaker 6 (53:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
He's just a mess.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
He is an absolute mess. So he had to play
an entire game and then more okay with a pe
jersey that had fallen in the toilet at the ballpark.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Is that not the worst?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
And listen then in addition to that, his pants fall
to his ankles in front of everybody, in front of everybody.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
This wasn't a private moment, and this was in front
of everyone.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
And look if that happens when you're with the playing on,
you know, your Industrial league softball team. It's funny when
you're that age and travel. He's traumatized, becoming the becoming
the butt of a lot of eleven and twelve year
old boys. Yeah, of their of their camaraderie, they don't
let it go.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
And of course Keith Marks, he just texted me he's
the first base coach. He said, each time JC got
to first, he said, he smelled like pee, and of
course he just kept it going.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
But how long did you have to deal with it?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I think, I mean that was early. I mean I
think it's all day. Yeah, I'm Pepe Jersey all day.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Wow, can you not believe that?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I like fants fall down there there?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Oh yeah, well yeah, he's mad, blaming Terry for making
him put sleeves on. And he's in this situation because
I heard and at the time, just as the vest
goes over his face where it looks like he's a
headless baseball player, his pants go down.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
And he's trying to.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Reach for me and you can't find him because his
vest is over his head.

Speaker 6 (54:26):
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