Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 37

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold
every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's Greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tits, Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
We've said this before. You know on our show, you
know a lot of it is based on humor.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
We hope it is.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
And sometimes you try to exaggerate characters that we do,
and sometimes the real life edition is so far you
cannot even exaggerate comedy to get to it. Another example, today,
Bubba and I for those around the country, do a
couple of characters that are Rabbit Auburn and Alabama fans.
And I've told you if you've seen roll Tid War

(00:42):
Eagle or that, you realize that. I think Bo Jackson
said it best. He said, you have not even covered
at the tip of the iceberg, and it's a really
big iceberg. We when I do the Rabbit Bama fan,
I've tried to come up with every scenario I can
think of to show how hardcore a fake fan would
be doing the stereotypes of the real fans.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
I couldn't come up with this.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
No no, I never even thought of it.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Here's a real story about a Rabbit football fan involving
a glass eye. Yes, okay, here it is courtesy of
who Fox six.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Right here we go, Roll Tide, bro.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
You might not see it at first, but you can
definitely hear whoo. Mary Farr's love for the Alabama Crimson Tide.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
Roll Tide in my house, there's nothing orange.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Mary graduated UA in the late sixties. She's now in
her seventies, and you can say she's been keeping a
close eye on the tide ever since.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
I love the tide and we're going to be number one?

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Have you seen it yet? Most of us are fortunate
to have two eyes.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (01:55):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Due to a plane crash in the seventies, Mary only
has one working eye. In the other she proudly wears
her Bama eye. She had it made a few weeks ago.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
I wanted the Irish to be Crimson and my name
Bama across the front of it, and they did it,
and it's great, and I'm wearing.

Speaker 9 (02:12):
For all the ball games.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
That's right. Her middle name is also Bama. She was
named after her grandmother, whose name just happened to be Alabama.

Speaker 9 (02:21):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (02:21):
I mean, you know, if you got to have an eye,
a fake eye, you might as well have one, it
says Bama.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
If you can't tell Bamma runs in her blood. She
also tells me she recently overcame a brain tumor, something
she knows could have taken her life in a blink
of an eye.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
I've been through a lot of stuff. I'm telling you.
I love the Crimson Tide. They're the best. It's God
family and the Crimson Tie.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Oh my goodness, I'm glad she got in the right order.
I didn't think she was going to.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
She has a glass eye with Bama in it. The
last time Crimson I rick with Bama written in white.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's because of her names across what's She's to be
married Bama far.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
She's carrying it to every Bama game where her glass
eye will back.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Did she pop it in and out? Yeah, she says.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
She wears it to the game she weard it to.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
She shouldn't go with it all during the week.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Guys, Guys, guys, guys, listen, if I got if I'd
come to you and said, I tell you what I'm
doing on Admire This time. I'm going to pend like that.
His wife Philis has a glass eye with Bama in that.
Y'all go, Rick, that's too.

Speaker 10 (03:24):
Far Yeah, Rick, nobody will believe that. That's that's too
far fetched. Good gracious. I hope this explains our state
a little more to some of all around the country.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Because I know, I know you'll get somewhere Harvey up
dock trying to dig one of.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
His Yeah, thank that, I probably got a spoon trying
to get it out. Guys, y'all think we exaggerate, I
know y'all do.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
We can't.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
We can't exaggerate enough. We can't exaggerate enough. To the
phones we go eight six six, we be big. Florida
is standing by Nathan. Nathan, Welcome to the program.

Speaker 11 (04:01):
How are you, yes, sir, Good morning, Hello buddy, how
are you.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
I'm fantastic.

Speaker 11 (04:06):
I'm gone to comment on the pillow fights. If them
boys are breaking bones with pillows, it's time to cut
them loose.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Right, may we're holding them back a little bit, you
know what?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well, yeah, they are told all the time not to
come across as being too mean. They got pent up energy.
Now now they're banging on each other with pillow case.

Speaker 11 (04:24):
All right, well, let's call morale. I was a maybe
c B. And for those who went through boot camp,
it's you know, it's called morale. They're letting off a
little steam.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, I wish you wouldn't be with a something called
a pillow fight. I know it's I know it's a
very angry pillow fight, but I just hate the sound
of pillow fight.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Yeah, welcome back, Greg. Well you miss him, dandy.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
You know what, Well, buddy, divine Providence, you were not here?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh what, No, I've been nowhere near. We got Kansas State.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
You got two stories.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
You ain't gonna believe you missed both of those.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yes, out of pocket gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Well you know what it is.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Sometimes God removes you. In this case, it was the
right call. I can't wait to tell you about it.
I can't wait to watch you watch those two stories.
You promise I can sit here and watch. You said
it was glass Eye in Kansas State?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Correct, got you a halftime show from Kansas Jayhawk?

Speaker 12 (05:22):
No, what while you were why you weren't here?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Great about that? Do you really think they did that?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
You know?

Speaker 13 (05:36):
He did.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Renee in Huntsville like an enterprise starship.

Speaker 14 (05:42):
Hey, Renee, Hey, I was just gonna say that my
dad had a glass eye. It said a robopod on it,
and it's been over ten years. As he passed on
ten years ago.

Speaker 10 (05:53):
I've got an uncomfortable question to ask, and you know
what it's going to be.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, was he buried with his roll tided glass?

Speaker 15 (06:00):
So?

Speaker 9 (06:01):
Uh no, no in the family.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Do y'all have it in a jar or something sitting on?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, well that's a vallide question, it's a valid questions. Necklace.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
Uh my mom was a big Auburn fan or he's
the big Alburn and uh so she's still here.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
But anyway, so she broke it with a sleigh jam.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
So what is I got? What happened to his glass eye?
That said roll?

Speaker 9 (06:26):
I guess it's still in the drawer somewhere.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
No, let's just look through that and find what if
all of a sudden, when you throw that thing what
I did?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
What if one of your your children was playing marbles?
They said, mommy, come here.

Speaker 14 (06:40):
Well, daddy was a great big Alabama sounds like it was.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
When he was about twenty six, and they always made
him get a stare when he went back, which we
always thought was just hilarious, you know, like you're just
gonna get to dry in one day or whatever. And
it was it was where your eyes brown or blue?
It was red and had rolls tied on time. We
were about thirty miles from Auburn. Daddy works in Opalaika

(07:05):
at Pepperle Mills, and we'd always say, you know, he
put it in like two weeks before the game and
falladom of one. He'd wear it for two weeks after.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
One day I told him, you know, my husband play
football for Auburn. We're big out one fans. I said,
you know, daddy, I'm thinking about asking the I Foundation
how many of those roll tight eyes they sole, But
I'm afraid they'll just stay one. And I know you
was the only fool in Alabama that bought.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
It way, so your daddy was first, let's be clear,
this woman is copping your dad.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
So Renee, one more question because we don't get this
much information from callers usually.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
But you said he.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Can he change it out. What was the process. Was
that a big deal?

Speaker 9 (07:45):
Well, you just kind of popped it up. You know,
he had to do that and clean it. You know.
Here he just.

Speaker 12 (07:56):
Popped it out oh.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Look, oh my god, and he says more eager. Just
he just showing his eyes, his hand. Oh god, the
audience just did that. Gosh, your body. He can't get
it back. Yeah, I can't get it back. Somebody help him.
Apparently it's not that big of hell to take you

(08:23):
in and out back. It's not so easy though. He
just shout it to me, and I came in and out.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
My goodness, Wow, wow, that's huge on Halloween.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Up all right, road sides, look at that. Oh my
great road side boy this hour, just keep getting straight.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Thank you for being with us. We'll catch you on
the next ricking bubba, Sha'm.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Trevor is on the phone at eighteen seven seven We
be big. Trevor is a Brooklyn hospital, says his wife's
water has broken and she is in labor and he
would like a baby prediction. In the closing minutes before
his child arrives, Trevor Trevor.

Speaker 16 (09:10):
Hey, how are we doing well? Well, we're doing all right.
We're Brookwood hospital. The doctor has induced slaver this morning,
just broke the water. This is our first child.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Well baby by point man, I love it.

Speaker 16 (09:24):
Baby, you can't You can't do any better than that.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, we we did it twice. I highly recommend.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Hey, that's that thing they break the water with. That
thing's kind of cool, isn't it.

Speaker 16 (09:33):
Well, yeah, they you know, I thought coming They told
her they were just going to go in there, do
an exam, check her out for this morning, slipping in
without her knowing.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Hey, I'll tell you this, if you'll use it to
scratch your back, if it's got one of those places
you can't reach, it's.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Really if you can, if you can talk them out
of a backup you and crochet with him.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, so just just give me some hands, Trevor from
her dad who's been there for.

Speaker 16 (09:56):
Well, her cravings were s.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Out of Trevor, stop it now, you're coming in a
little hot, really, Trevor.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Well, I hate to say this. We need to talk
to her. We have to talk to her, Trevor to her.

Speaker 16 (10:08):
Yes, well her name is Lauren.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Now is she giving you a dirty look right now? Hey?

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Lauren?

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Congratulations, gratulations. How are you feeling right now?

Speaker 17 (10:19):
I feel great?

Speaker 10 (10:21):
That's really good.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh so the drugs have taken effect?

Speaker 15 (10:25):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Really?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Have Have you had any labor pains yet?

Speaker 17 (10:28):
I've been having contractions for three weeks.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Really, Oh wow, so you're ready to go? Well, we
need to ask you this?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
What now? Rick? Do we need to explain? I know
we've got a lot of new.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Folks to the show and looking we we do have
a talent here on the show for predicting the sex
of unborn children. Yes, the uh, we're about ninety eight
percent effective. Trevor Trevor, Lauren, Trevor is out of control?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Can you get when you said him down somewhere? Hey,
I think that Lauren's gonna be grabbing. Trevor is gonna
freak out. He's the one needs the medicaid. Trevor is
coming in. I mean he's hot. I understand, we've been there.
Sure we have just set him in the corner and
and tell somebody to watch him.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
All right now, Lauren, what does and I and dare
I ask this? What we what we're gonna do based
on our questions, we will be able to determine the
gender of this child that is about to be born.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
And Lauren, do you know have you had a sonogram? Now?
Don't tell us?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Okay, well you're about to find out. So I hope
we're gonna hope you're okay with that. Yeah, and we
all know that the mail determines.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
The sex of the child with an X or a Y.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Okay, So we have to we have to concentrate on
your husband and then how your body has reacted, and
that way we'll be able to tell you science. It's nothing,
nothing dirty, and it's not some kind of voodoo or
you Chinese down and drawl on your.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Belly boodha worshiping. It's nothing like that. So here this
is pure science. What does the father of the child
do for a living.

Speaker 17 (12:08):
He's in marketing, he's a sales marketing. In marketing, there's
a lot of manual work.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Like man, it's Trevor Chiman.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Now look, tell him you don't need any help answering
these questions in this situation. In this situation, he's already
done enough. That's right, Okay, don't don't we all agree, okay, Lauren,
But it's it's it's a.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
White collar job.

Speaker 15 (12:29):
Yeah, he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
He doesn't sweat a lot on the job.

Speaker 17 (12:32):
No, he does sweat a lot. He does a lot
of manual.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Waver Oh he does at home.

Speaker 17 (12:37):
He has a construction business on the safe So Is.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
He a big, burly, hairy man? He is? Okay, here,
it's important. What kind of hobbies does he have away
from all that hunting?

Speaker 17 (12:49):
Fishing?

Speaker 15 (12:50):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (12:50):
Yeah, basketball? You know he's a man's man.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
You got a pretty good jump shot.

Speaker 17 (12:57):
Yeah, he's great.

Speaker 18 (12:59):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (13:00):
Let me ask you this. What type of underwear does
he wear? Boxer's brief or does he go commando most
of the time.

Speaker 17 (13:06):
He's a boxer guy all the.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Way, boxer, all the way, boxer.

Speaker 8 (13:10):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Let me ask you this. The hair on your legs?
Is it growing more or less or about the same?
It's growing more, You're sure, no doubt about it.

Speaker 17 (13:19):
No doubt about it.

Speaker 10 (13:20):
Okay, Now, this is a very important question. Your cravings
from six months on? Have they been more salty or
more sweet?

Speaker 17 (13:31):
They were real salty at first and kind of went
to sweet.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Well, what do you want to eat right now?

Speaker 17 (13:38):
I can have McDonald's right now.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Had you rather have potato chips or ice cream? O?

Speaker 17 (13:43):
Potato chat?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Are you sure?

Speaker 9 (13:47):
Well?

Speaker 17 (13:48):
Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
Don't like the way that question was answered, Rick, I
know it's a little bit well, it'll shake you there.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Granted he's burly, yes, and granted, but he still has
a white collar job.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
He is wearing boxers, which is sending more into the game, right,
which you know gives gives a little more opportunity the
salty craving.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Uh did you say hair and legs is growing on? Yes,
you said a lot more.

Speaker 10 (14:11):
Wow, you're you know, uh, Lauren, you're sending us conflicting mass.
I'm not okay, Well, Rick, you know some of the
signs we were headed right into Boyville. But but you
have given us, uh that now we've got mixed signals,
and just by the rules, if we just read them

(14:31):
right off the paper, when you have mixed signals.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
It is a girl. We think it's a girl.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Well, if you answered that last question, Rock, well, I'm just.

Speaker 17 (14:42):
Really confused because it has been sweet more than salty
since six months.

Speaker 19 (14:47):
But I don't know, I'm.

Speaker 13 (14:50):
Sorry, it's definitely girl.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Lauren. We'd probably uh, you know, be a little more
difficult on you if you were not laying there with
your legs and stirrups right now. But right uh, we
felt like it's you know, if you well, I wasn't
gonna use the term piling on, but yeah, that's inappropriate here.
But uh, well, Lauren, if if it is more more
salty than it's gonna be a little girl. As far
as your cravings, we'll be clear. And uh, if it

(15:18):
was more sweet, you were looking at a little boy.
So we really need you to be exact on that answer. Well,
there's Trevor chiming in again.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Trevor wants you boy somebody right now.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
He's got a milky way out. Is you waving it?
Sure you don't want this?

Speaker 17 (15:34):
Yeah, he's putting a gun to my head saying it's sweet.
It's sweet.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
If it's salty, it's a girl.

Speaker 17 (15:39):
He's reminded me that I've been drinking a lot of
sun kiss lately. I mean, he's saying it's sweet.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
So, well, what you said you'd rather have chips right now?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I know I really would.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
That's the true it's a girl. Let's stick with it.
Let's talk herself out of it, Lauren. You call us back.
Let us know how it come out so we can
figure it in. Okay, Okay, good luck girlfriend. Al Well,
you know I know, well when it.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Comes out, yeah, well it will sure, yeah, sure, Well,
one way or the other.

Speaker 10 (16:11):
Well, congratulations, Lauren, and I hope Trevor makes it.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Through the day.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
Yeah, he's out of here? Is he already annoying the
nurses right now?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do you think, ma'am? Come look at this monitor? Is okay?
Here's something here?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Something Eight six six we be big? Is the number?
The phones are open?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I think just every line is is now full. They
won't make nine or what's the deal. Uh, they're they're
all over, all over the map, all over the place.

Speaker 15 (16:40):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
We're looking for a bank nine theme.

Speaker 15 (16:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
But whatever is on your mind, give us a call
at eight six six.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Just we be big. Let's go to Joe. Joe is calling.
What's up?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Joe?

Speaker 14 (16:50):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (16:50):
I got you a theme for bank nine.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Okay, you go out think it.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I'm sorry you clicked on this said start off by
saying bank.

Speaker 13 (17:00):
It, bank it, you know, like bank it.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Yeah, okay, that's not bad bank you calling you shot?

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Bank it? Okayright, bank it? All right. Let's go to Kevin.
Bank it to the cell phone service.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Eight six six, We be big. What's up Kevin?

Speaker 20 (17:18):
Hey, I'll doing this morning.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Guess we're good man.

Speaker 20 (17:21):
I want to thank y'all.

Speaker 10 (17:22):
My drive home from Mark is long and miserable, but
somehow you always manage to make me laugh.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Oh we're trying to keep you awake. Kevin, I've been there.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I got a Bank nine thing.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
If y'all want to hear it, yeah, bring it on
all right, as soon as you get it.

Speaker 13 (17:36):
As soon as you get on there and you're in,
and they got to say, come on with it now.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
This is what I was looking for. Like it, this
is what. Come on with it now. I like that, Kevin.
I'm writing this down. Hold come on with it now,
and that just lets you know, is it weird going
to bank? Absolutely? Is it? With it?

Speaker 6 (17:55):
With?

Speaker 14 (17:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:55):
With it?

Speaker 13 (17:56):
I'm on with it now.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
All right with it now? Okay, I like that. I
gotta stress that now.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
And then hey, just for that, just for that, I'm
gonna play one for you, I think.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Okay, Kevin, here's a Bank nine.

Speaker 21 (18:07):
I woke up to go give me a cold pop,
and then I thought somebody was barbecuing.

Speaker 13 (18:13):
I said, oh Lord, jesus' is afar.

Speaker 21 (18:16):
Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes or nothing. Jesus,
I raying for my life, and then the smoke got me.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
I God, bruh, God, this ain't nobody got time for that.
That's a new one. That's bank now. I tell you what.
That was the right thing today? Play that for him. Yeah,
that's the right thing for sure.

Speaker 22 (18:38):
Come on with it, now, come on with it now,
you gotta you gotta now.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Excuse me. I'm riding this day. That was funny. I've
never heard that one speeding. I've heard it. I didn't
know it was in there.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
No, it's gonna be on Bank nine.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Look at me.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Birthday boy, you don't know. Let's go to Curtis eight
six six we be big Curtis.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (19:00):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (19:01):
So I always enjoyed the show.

Speaker 14 (19:03):
Yeah, it's hard to get going this early in the morning.

Speaker 15 (19:09):
Oh, mister Gregg, I was want to say happy Tyler Wiper.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
I gave you a happy Telly Wacker for your birthday.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
That was his way of telling you, happy Birthda. That's
one of you men.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
You guys man happy. Let's go to South Florida. Now
we got Matthew checking in. Matthew, what's up?

Speaker 9 (19:31):
Hey, guys?

Speaker 14 (19:32):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Hey, what's up for? I give me some Bank nine.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
I wanted to say happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Greg heard the fellows player the party, heard one of
them and say we've got the tools right here to
pull this off.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
I know that's actually about nine it is. Come on
with now.

Speaker 19 (19:50):
One thing laid to another. And before I noted there
was knives and guns and everything. This when Haywarter they
cut my beard and forced me to eat it.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I needed this today, ily, come on with it now, Henry.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
All right, let's go to mm ways in this morning.
Oh wow, we have coach comment Coach, I hope he
will Hello.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Can you hear me? Is coach comment?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
We can?

Speaker 18 (20:30):
First of all, I would like to say happy birthday
to Gregory.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Thank you, coach.

Speaker 18 (20:34):
I have a present from Santa himself and myself. Santa
would like to give you a POKEMONO account. However, it
will take four to six weeks because we're not flying,
because it's not Christmas. And for me, I have given
you permission to participate in all the Reindeer games from
now on.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Thank you, Coach.

Speaker 15 (20:57):
I leave.

Speaker 18 (20:58):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, I leave. I would
like to hear some of this bank.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Money, bank bank money.

Speaker 20 (21:11):
You know who loves coach commit more than anybody, kleats
a former and love he takes me every time.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
We love to hit. That guy calls. Constance's calling eight
six six, We be big?

Speaker 13 (21:24):
Yes, Hey, how are you happy birthday?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (21:30):
I don't think she loves you.

Speaker 13 (21:31):
You rich and Bubba.

Speaker 8 (21:33):
Let me tell you something. I'm not running for president
the United States of America.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Wait? Is this Connie?

Speaker 13 (21:39):
Yeah, man, but I'm thinking about doing another T shirt.
It's not gonna be six from the.

Speaker 8 (21:45):
Beach on the Peach, It's gonna be lois he logic,
Doug Tuckling and mouthfold again.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Connie, Wait a minute, is this Connie that we had
on the air umpteen years ago when you said you
were running for president against Bill Clinton?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
That's me, man o, My goodness, you're on.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
The best of We're good.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
We actually had Connie in studio and she was running
for president, and we had Tor come in and explain
her campaign, which was precious.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Connie actually running.

Speaker 13 (22:12):
For friends of the United States of America.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
I should be because I think that I would be
a great candidate.

Speaker 13 (22:20):
But I'm thinking of doing another T shirt.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Man. Okay, Connie, seems like you're doing well.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
And let me tell you, man, let me tell you something.
I think that it is really important to say one.

Speaker 13 (22:33):
Thing that.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
I don't know who I'm going to run for now
or what I'm going to do.

Speaker 13 (22:41):
But I think I should run. I should have run,
you know. I think that.

Speaker 8 (22:45):
Hey, y'all, I just want to tell you, Hey, man,
I hope you remember me. I remember you, and you
know I should have been in the running this year.
But I think the next T shirt should be is.

Speaker 13 (23:00):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
I'll tell you what I think. Connie. I think I
want to say.

Speaker 20 (23:07):
I want to say, congratulations, Connie, you have officially made
Bank nine this morning.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Uh congratulations and I heard you, uh were with the
President Obama.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
But I'm always good for a beer.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, there you go go, there she goes, yeah, yeah
that was Connie. Okay, Connie ran for president against Bill Clinton,
and she came in and she tried to give us
what what she was running on. Kind of her, she
actually can interview, and y'all it's well, guys, yeah, I
can only impuestion. I can only imagine. Uh yeah, I'm
not sure what that was. How many callers have called in,

(23:41):
like Hamm said, actually, are going to be owned Bank nine?

Speaker 5 (23:43):
No, No, I'll probably have to go back and get
it that.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's pretty Hamsey that's very funny because
she was just calling and she's actually gonna be You
knew immediately. Yeah, I was shocked. We're going up to
the river now. Jerry is in Huntsville, Alabama. What's go
on with it?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Now?

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Hey guys? I mean, hey guys, what's that?

Speaker 4 (24:09):
I got the thing for you? I think we got it,
but go ahead.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Make me cry?

Speaker 8 (24:15):
What?

Speaker 4 (24:15):
What?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
What was that?

Speaker 4 (24:16):
One more time we come off that phone a little bit.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
I think you're a little too loud on it.

Speaker 15 (24:20):
Whip me bank and make me cry.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Whip me bank me, make me thank you. That is
good because you keep trying laughing too. We got time
from maybe oh Alabama? Boy, hung up? Well, dag dabbit,
dag nab it? What did you just dag nab it?

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Thank you? Attempted to say it.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Let's go away. We got hung up there blurry I
can't say. David is in Hoover, Alabama, David, what's up? Blazers?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Blazers blazers?

Speaker 13 (24:47):
Hey, right before.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
I can watch? Do you okay? Passed all that?

Speaker 14 (24:52):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Thank you, David.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
I appreciate two things about your birthday.

Speaker 9 (24:56):
One hells he's gonna sing to you in Happy Birthday.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Absolutely life. If I remember.

Speaker 15 (25:01):
Correct, old doctor Ray called in last year and canceled
your birthday.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
So better, that's right. He did away with it, but
he brought it back. That's a good thing that. Now,
you guys have a great weekend.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Okay, buddy, see later.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I thought I was gonna go all week with that here, right, Yeah,
let's go to David in Alabama.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
David. Yeah, but I was just wanting to wish granted.

Speaker 9 (25:26):
His birthday.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
He said, he hoped you got your birthday sex.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's what he says. That's exactly what he says. I
really don't didn't sound very good. I mean, I'm just
telling to be honest with you. I'm glad he had
a bad Yeah, he said, I thought we were gonna
get through that, and you just repeated it. I mean,
just brought there playing as day.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I'm in one of those moves today. And and but
I wanted y'all to know.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Eight six six we be big. The number one more,
going to one more. We're gonna go out to North Carolina. Duke, Duke, Duke,
Duke Duke is a Colins.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
What's up, Duke, Hey, I'm up here in Durham cruising now.

Speaker 15 (26:03):
Nine eighty five, trying to put a little who in
the nature boy life. Hey, I picked y'all up about
a year ago when I was driving through y'all's fine state,
and I had I have learned something from y'all.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
What's that?

Speaker 15 (26:17):
Everyone mispronounces the name of y'all state. Most people pronounce
it Alabama, and it's not pronounced Alabama.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
What is it called?

Speaker 15 (26:25):
I have learned from y'all it is actually pronounced Alabama.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Role Todd, Okay, very good, very good? Yeah about that? Yeah? Yeah, wow.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
So we got to so we got an earthquake in
Alaska and Speed's word about host family?

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yeah you heard from it in Alaska. Feels like he's
a part of it.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Remember remember bat, we used to have an affiliate in
Alaska to a brother bought brought it from another brother
and kickers off. Yeap.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Oh yeah, stupid brothers.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Gummy.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
But so we're not there anymore.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
What was that show that you always had to make
an appearance?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
So what was the guy?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
He came?

Speaker 4 (26:58):
He brought us to Salmond?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Yeah, Hawk talk show, talk show talk still love us?
Yes he does? Does you You don't hear he brought
us in fresh Salmon? Hey, that you did. I did
not till just then. You don't remember that I you
said it? Said it right?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Do you remember it?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (27:15):
Well, we what brought all this on is that we
maybe I made it up. Early this morning we heard
that we had a tsunami warning.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Tsunami.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Do not like this warning, which is, as I like
to call it, gregor tassami tsunami. Uh. Well, you know
you know how I feel about solid life. I mean,
that just work. I can't.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, it maddening. I mean, how can a letter be silent?
Why is it there?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah, I mean we're just wasting it in paper?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Right, it was maddening. I'm a letter, but I'm silent.
You don't see me.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
So this was all I see that tea I see.

Speaker 10 (27:51):
Yeah, this was I brought on by eight point two
magnitude earthquake about one hundred and fifty five miles off
the coast of Alaska. But to those tsunami warnings have
been canceled now, but the whole West, mostly just the
whole West coast.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Was under a watch for a while for them.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, boy, I know y'all talked about that movie, y'all,
that tsunami movie.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Yeah, good, that thing did you ever see that bubble? Yeah?
I saw that.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
I didn't see the whole thing, but I saw that
misery the way they portrayed it. I was there, and
then I'll sudden you, I felt like I was in
the water.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I wanted to breathe. I wanted to be let out
of that movie. So many times I couldn't get out.
I kept saying, I am done with this movie. Just
turn it off, don't stay with this. Is this the
one if you've seen one more compound fracture?

Speaker 10 (28:37):
Is this the one where the kids and the parents
get separating, the dads looking for him.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Of course we were talking this morning, what's the time
the impossible?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
That should not be the time. If you said, Greg,
have you seen the impossible? Tsunami does not come to mind.
I mean, if you go Greg, have you seen tsunami? Yeah,
it's pretty good. Why not call it ssnami the impossible?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
How about a vault?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
We have warnings better than wave coming to theaters.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
No one knew it was coming a big a way.

Speaker 20 (29:15):
All I'm pictured is we did this movie at the
movies at Church of.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
The Islands, and I just pictured Pastor Hodges giving that up.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Given that title, a family together, so they were separated
by big a wave.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
We have warning, you know, it's about to hit Rick.

Speaker 10 (29:37):
We have warnings about everything now, even volcanoes. We have
some idea, but you know we've this has come come
a long way now. But back then, I mean, you're
out there having a good time, and hey, look, but.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
They got no idea for.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Audio. Here I'm looking at it standing night. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Unbelievable movie. And it shouldn't be called the Impossible, by
the way, it's.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Because of Greg. I don't believe half of stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Miraculous. This movie's unbelievable. Now it's a rough ride. This
rough ride, man, it's a rough ride. Let me out.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
How about what Greg believe? A story?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Story? It's gone too. It's just hard to function, you.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Know, Bubba, I take you back in Rick and Bubba history,
because I find myself in this situation again. I take
you back in Rick and Bubba history. We talked about
it on the air many many, many moons ago. I
don't even remember the year. I want to say it
was something like it was in two thousand, maybe twenty
years ago, way back that you and I were for

(30:42):
a very brief time for one year. We were helped.
We were part of the restaurant business. It wasn't long
and and we had some investors that believed in our brand,
which I'll always be grateful for. And we we tried
an experiment. Some of our failures led to future success
stories for us. Others including taking chicken nuggets that are

(31:03):
deep fried and putting them in wing sauce, which you
know have been misnamed boneless wings because they're not wings,
but but you know what I mean, wing sauce. We
experimented with those things. I think that we had some
things that we were pioneers. And you know, sometimes pioneers
buffalo chicken. Yeah, sometimes people who go out and do
the pioneer work they get they get hurt, they get slaughtered,
and then others bleeding others and and uh. And we

(31:23):
really fell also to some degree victim of an inability
to have a soft opening.

Speaker 10 (31:28):
You're right, the police called us and told us to
do something about to back up on the enterty.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
But we learn and we and I saw this, you know,
as a matter of fact, there's this. It was one
of the things that I was telling you about yesterday
with Denzel Washington's commencement speech that people have put out
on YouTube. Now he talks about you know, if you've
never failed at anything, then that means you're not trying anything.
So so anyway, but if you remember, you and I
got into a prayer dilemma. Do you remember this because

(31:55):
the people who had the people who had the property, yeah,
needed to move it to get back their investments.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Okay, and they were. They were out over the barrel.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
They were, and so they asked us, as men of God,
to pray for them that it would sell.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
You know where I'm going, Yes, I do very much.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
And then Bubba and I both had our wives come
home because we live in the region of where this
restaurant was located. Wasn't far from our houses. Really, the
time was real close. I still live where I was then,
it's really close. So and they said that they wanted

(32:34):
us to pray activate the prayer chain, activate the prayer
chain because they've heard that a Hooters may be coming
to our area and the women wanted to pray against that.
Unfortunately for us, it turned out to be who was
trying to buy this property from our other friends who
had asked us to pray for them that it's selled

(32:56):
and so.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
So basically we had contradicting hooter prayers.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, we got in a real and I will tell
you this, there's been many men that have been in
a prayer to limb over hooters. We weren't the only ones, okay,
and probably still on Okay. But but what I'm saying
is you and I got stuck in a bit of
a tight you know what.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I mean saying we got we got caught in between.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, okay, that's what I'm saying. So it's happened to me.
It's happened to me. It's happened to me again. It's
happened to me again. Guys were guys. Wasn't the location
we know that?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, yeah, we did find out though, because that that
all right? I don't know, you know, the Lord he
moves in.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Mysterious what yes he does.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I will say that the people who needed to move
the property were able to sell it. It did move,
and sadly it is a prominent location for that franchise
and it's done quite well on that location, which made
us realize because you always think was it our location?
Apparently not off. If Bubba and I had just worn
tight t shirts and little range shorts. We might we

(34:01):
might still be in business today. Uh, you know, giving
the ladies a low like Andy, maybe we should have
gone the other way. But anyway, so it's it's happened again.
You don't have Sometimes you can sense when people don't
want to give you all the information that they're withholding information.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
So you know, my.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Oldest son, Boomer is is I mean, he's working, but
he's not working in his vocation. Because the entertainment business,
if you're in the if you're you know, shooting movies,
you're doing plays, you're whatever. All that shut down TV
shows and some of that starting to just percolate a
little bit. You know, Tyler Perry has figured out that
he can kind of do this bubble kind of like

(34:39):
the professional teams are doing. He's got that incredible production
facility in Atlanta, and he said, I basically I'm back
doing stuff and I'm just creating our own bubble here.
But anyway, so I've been you know, praying you with
our son that that he, you know, some work would
would come down the pike. And and uh and so.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Uh is he going to work at Hooters?

Speaker 11 (34:59):
No?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
But no, but it's potentially it could be almost as bad.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
So I know he's an actor, he'd really have to,
you know, really play that role.

Speaker 15 (35:08):
Tough.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yeah, that's you know, times are tough.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
But it was not there yet.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
But uh so he gets, you know, he gives me
an indication. He says, which is today, I'm headed for
a movie audition today.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
And I said, oh.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Man, that's awesome, that's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
And then and then it just kind of like information
just fell off at that point, and I'm like, yeah, man,
all right, all right, let's come on man. And I
and I was, I was in the middle of something
and whatever. So I came back, Hey man, so tell
me about this movie and and so and and I
was like, uh so, So I said, hey man, you know,
like I'm I'm gonna be praying over this, you know,

(35:45):
tomorrow before I start the day. Talked to him yesterday
about today and you know, and what I do I
try to get every morning. And I said, for I
start to day, I take every member of the family,
I take you guys and whatever, and I just lay
them at the feet of the Lord and say, you know,
this is a situation with this one and da da
da da dah. So I need to know, so tell
me what what I just want to and he goes
with that is and I was like, what what He

(36:06):
goes it's a soccer movie. Oh but kicking and Screaming
Part two. I said, what did you say, sir, it's
a it's a it's a movie.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
It's a soccer movie. And I'm like, man, I don't
even know how to pray.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Rick.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I went all the way back to the year what
was it, two thousand and one, two thousand and two
when we were in that dilemma, and uh, I mean,
you know the last thing I heard, you know, the
Irwin Brothers that they have a movie coming up, you
know about Kirk Warner Kurt is right, the yeah quarterback, Yeah,
And I know he was auditioning for that, which is

(36:53):
you know he's been in football movies, right, and that
would We just showed a picture and I thought he
even said, look, if I need to find work, I
might even go back to doing stunts again, whatever it
takes in these football movies. And so now you know
what I said, You know, the minute I heard the
word soccer and then I saw it in the fall
up text because I asked for clarification. The first thing

(37:16):
came into my mind was, damn COVID nineteen, which never stops.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
I mean it won't even when will it stop?

Speaker 4 (37:29):
I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
In the world? So what what?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
How did you pray for that?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I just it was real general. I think you're very specific.
I could not utter the words before the Lord's soccer.
I just I just said, work, Lord, may may you
open some doors?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Rick?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
How about this? How about it will be done? How about?

Speaker 10 (37:51):
How about he doesn't get this role, but somebody there
thinks he'll be perfect for a role in another.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Why it's a good prayer of all that's good. That's good,
thank you. That's why you got to have a brotherhood.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Right there, said find that sunshine baby.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
I watched Bubba immediately go win the mode.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
I got to get something positive.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Over to my brother. Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I got to pick him up. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
I needed that.

Speaker 10 (38:15):
He's looking over the edge of the cliff. Come back, Rick,
come back. I lost a lot of good friends there.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Will I one day be promoting a movie that boomers
in about soccer? Oh yeah, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
What are some things that we have not covered that.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
We need to rich.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
We got two pedestrians that were on the Golden Gate Bridge.

Speaker 11 (38:37):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (38:37):
The California Highway Patrol buttered on his chips said that
they had a man on a bicycle flagged them down,
flagged them down Friday and said he had been hit
in the leg by a five inch long dart that
sunk about two inches into the man's skin.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
While emergency personnel were speaking with a man, a woman
approached them and said she had been hit by an
identical blow dart in the knee. So it is blow darts,
that's what they're saying. They were evacuated by paramedics and
released at the scene. A spokesperson for CHIPS, Andrew Barclay,
said they had never heard of anything like this, said,
it seems very random and it doesn't appear that either

(39:18):
of the victims were targeted for any reason specifically. Neither
of them had had any arguments.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
They say, well, I can't. We just can't say. I'm
riding across Golden Gate Bridge, I keep being hit with
blow darts now and leaving along.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Somebody round up some pigmies. There's pigmies in the area.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Somewhere now really here. They're masterful with a blow dart.
Now have you ever seen them? Bird night?

Speaker 5 (39:40):
They're masterful.

Speaker 10 (39:42):
Speaking of that, meantime, in southern California, police say they
were on the lookout for a suspect or a group
of suspects who wounded at least four birds with blow
darts on a popular beamish in the past few weekends.
Blow Dark crazy businesses spotted three dull, three gulls, a
Mallard duck with a dart through their neck.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yeah, there's the one that show a picture of one.
How about walking around with the dark?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, these are these are pigmies that have moved to
San Francisco. I'm not gonna judge one. And and how
about this? They are they and they've got their blow
darts out and they're they're taking birds out and then
dadly they're not big on cycling.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
So I mean, do we have a blow Dark terrorist
group going on? What is this? You know you see
that these darts can be poisonous. Yeah, I know they
are in the movies.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, have you ever seen the documentaries of those pigmies
out there?

Speaker 5 (40:31):
And and the jungles using the blows it's impressive.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
They're very good that you're right in the neck. I
mean you talk like they do these birds. Yeah, how
about that? I mean that crazy? Were they shooting from
the leg on the cycle? So there is this one
not very accurate.

Speaker 10 (40:44):
Well, you know a lot of wind, a lot of
wind on the Golden gate Bridge. I imagine it'd be hard.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
You couldn't. You couldn't do that very far.

Speaker 10 (40:51):
You had to be pretty close, right, I mean, wouldn't
you notice somebody told.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Me what kind of distance? You couldn't have a lot
of distance, you know.

Speaker 10 (41:01):
I thought I just saw popsticking from that van.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
I then I had a stinging in my knee.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Blow it again, drive drive by a blow dark Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Man, you know this is part of a campaign maybe
you're not aware of it called the pigmy Lives Matter.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Give it a second.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah, I had the record button and it'll make a
lot of noise. To bet up.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
It will be hollering at you red over something.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Is it ever gonna stop?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Hit stop? Now there we go.

Speaker 22 (41:41):
Can you imagine if we had a every I mean
give me a screaming there behind that, right?

Speaker 5 (41:48):
I get hit well well.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Darts right, yeah, but yes, none of us even went there.
That's what I'm saying, Like the lady got hit the leg.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I don't think we have this m on a hotckey anymore.
So it would be very difficult if it is.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Got a whole bank. But I'm asking for too much now, Yeah, well,
see what it is.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
I've got to and then find Scream.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
It's just yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
See if you can do it and s c R
as fast as you can. Ready to go, now, I
think I can get it.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I'll do this like it's in the air.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
I'm going to do the drive now. No, I'm going
to find if I can.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Buy the blow. Is that a car? No, I don't
know what that is.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
I think I got it. Now, let me find.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
I have I have great news here. If the Scream
is a hockey on here, I've got both of them. Yeah,
that's on there. I don't I don't see it there.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
It is there. It is by the way in the
future and I don't know when come up.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
I don't know when it will come up.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
But in the future, whenever we're needing the Bow and
Arrow and the Scream together, just hollow bank for it. Yeah,
thinking about that's what we have to consider guys in
the future.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
We need the I don't do the truck. Do the
truck horn you want a truck to Yeah, do the truck.
I'm driving by.

Speaker 14 (43:18):
There.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
You know what else is happening? They're shooting horse riders.
They're shooting a horse.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
And then a hawk flew by.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
And it got left.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
You know what else happened? Shooting with blames. It was
down by the beat, people eating.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
This thing's out of control, shooting it. Baby was raining. Alright,
let's get.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
My god.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
One guy got mad about it. You've heard this one
matters in his own hand. They're not example. We need
to have a little more fun back for before. Yeah,
and these guys are just trying to help.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Alight. Is that enough? Everybody happening?

Speaker 19 (44:45):
One more?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
One more?

Speaker 5 (44:46):
What what? You don't want to shot at pigs.

Speaker 11 (44:52):
On?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
One guy fired back. Apparently they shot wanted a revolution there.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
They asked two pigmies if they say anything, John is saying,
that's why everybdy's getting hit the leg.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
You're right, John, that's a great point. Go ahead. Yeah.
The as rick so greatly pointed out their pigmies.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
So they're standing three foot tall, and so when they
shod straight ahead. It hits people in the size.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
See that, I'm telling you we got we got a
rogue band of San Francisco pigmies.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
The Pigmies can't aim up. Is that what I'm here to?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Well, if they did, Adlard get shot in his shoulder.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, go ahead, shot already.

Speaker 10 (45:38):
Seriously, who's blowing blow darts on the Golden gate Bridge?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I know, Well that's a long line, by the way
he count not.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
By the way bang for. I'm sorry that I haven't
been used.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Are fricking bubble ricking?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I heard the guys talking about it when we were
coming in that that Helmsey got in the handle last night.
You know, we both ended up having evenings that involved handles,
but where it involved him going to get a treadmill
that a family was selling. You know, Helmsy and then
were very savvy, he and his wife on this little
by things off.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Thing more hurd than me. People sell things and all that.
I tend to be the delivery service. Yes, so you
were wrestling.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
You had to wrestle a treadmill and a very funny
story and the big hassle and your wife says, she's
listening on the treadmill.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Now, so on it right now, sit me a picture.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
And then somebody said, now I know I don't have
this right, okay, so I know I want this to
be clarified. At one time a treadmill was brought here
to the broadcast Plaza and teleport.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
I remember the day we unloaded from your carbo Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
And then and it did not receive a whole lot
of use other than stuff hanging on it. Yeah, it
was good for that. And then it was moved somewhere,
and then Helmsey saw where it was moved.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
I get it out from time to time, you know,
I said, and put it in your office. Kick, I
go through.

Speaker 20 (47:01):
Actually, it sits in there with a ping pong table
and the thing you hang upside down, and and so
it's been folded up in that area near the bathroom
for I would say six eight months.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Oh, been there long time since I got it out.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Because I got it out and I put it back.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
He declared one day that he was going to do
all his work walking on it. Greg.

Speaker 20 (47:18):
I had to make room for that sofamer you put
in there, And so that was so I thought I'd
put it in there and get it to work and
those type things.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
And so I walked on it yesterday. But I guess
I might have.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
To get it out of there all right now, this
is the part I don't believe ultimatum. I was actually
I was actually told today, Bubba that you said you
want your treadmill back in your office.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, I've got to get back on it. The word
back on it, back on it means you were on
it once before. I've got some bad news for you.

Speaker 22 (47:49):
You can have it, but you're actually there is a
weight limit on the thing to get on it. Yeah,
it's a it's a so you're gonna have to actually
lose weight before you can get over it.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
It's how's that gonna work. I'll tell you what. I
lose twenty I'm gonna start working. I cast it out.
I will have to say, I will have to say
I read it yesterday. I will have to say that.
That's all in the side those.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Of us that struggle with weight sometimes, in order to
start exercising, we have to lose a little weight first. Yeah,
to even be able to exercise. And if the treadmill
says two fifty is the max? Hey, baby, leave it
in Halsey's office.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
For right now.

Speaker 20 (48:29):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not making that.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
That's actually there's a big sticker. I will find out
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
So you got to get back on it. So you're
gonna get back on.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I got to.

Speaker 10 (48:40):
I got to it's getting that time of year again. Yeah,
how times for the spring thall?

Speaker 4 (48:46):
How many?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
How many times do you think you've been on it?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Oh, I've been on it. I don't know, maybe a dozen?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
How lost of all that's high.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Here?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Eight years it's been walk.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
It was my first year because I was still excited
to want to help him get stuff if it was coming.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Now, let me tell you, let me just take it.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Look, I know us, and I know me, and I
know everything. Honestly, when this was said to me a
minute ago, the reason why I haven't talked about it,
I just walked on to what I was doing that
thinking everybody was messing with me. You know how people say, hey,
Bubba wants a tread mill back. I'm like a funny funny,
And I moved on and then I heard people talk
like that, that's real.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
I need I gotta get back on.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
I know you got to get back on it, but
I just he's the bad news. I was taking it back.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Bo's got an event at home.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Why don't why don't we do this just so won't
lead to another move. Why don't you just start walking
on it in Helmsey's office until until you think it's
become your new thing, and then then move it back.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Well, I said, you like my set up there. He
probably don't like me, you know, in there walking while
he's trying to do stuff, and in the idea in
this way, hold on the idea. The idea was to
let some things, you know, load on your computer. You're
in there.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Traademills don't work for us, you know that. Not treadmill people.
It sounds good, bitch ion.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Treadmill eating the sausage boat.

Speaker 10 (50:16):
Yeah, there's a good little tray there.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
So it's a treadmill starting back.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Back on it, back on it, back on the meal.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Baby.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
So what's gonna happen to you? To you on it
if you're over the weight limit?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Well we'll find out. Imagine it'll take a little more exaggerly.
What what's what have you got it?

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Have you got on? Have you got on your calendar?
The day you getting on it?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
I'm have to roll it back in there and see
see how many these feelings.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
But are you Are you really moving it back in
there to use it? Or you realize you got nowhere
to hang your church and.

Speaker 10 (50:51):
Jam trying to clear out a lot of that. I
still got some more to go, but it might be
a good holding place or something.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
What about eating? What you gonna do there?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Yeah? I gotta change something? Bad news.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah direct, let's say left it in Hems's office. Here's
the statement you would never hear from Hems. I tell
you what I'm about. Tired to bouve it, guys. This
is not Hey, Hey, guys, I got i gotta deal
with something uncomfortably. I've got to approach both about getting that
treadmill out of you.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
He's just sitting here too much.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I can't get nothing done.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I don't to tell me. He's gonna have a slow
to the strem clobver.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
You don't have to get that thing.

Speaker 13 (51:29):
Out of it?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
What about at home?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
That ain't no time there, right, it won't happen by
the time I get there.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
I'm give out right, right, where's all the time here?

Speaker 4 (51:47):
There's not a lot here now? So when you get
here ten thirty, you don't go home? Uh, not always directly.

Speaker 10 (51:57):
There's a long list of things there on you at
home about what about hunting camp?

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Huh, what about hunting camp?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
If I catch I say this right, if I catch
anybody exercising at the hunting camp.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Oh, you're right.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
That would be anybody who does that. There you talking about.
That's a f I'd be like eating a salad.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Hey, it's speedy.

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