Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 38

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Ricking Bubba's greatest tits
flashing back through thirty one years of radio gold every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's
Greatest Tips.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I found something in the kitchen early this morning that
I've been sampling most of the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's that whipped.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Peanut butter with chocolate, which to me means chocolate peanut butter,
but it's more like chocolate icing.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm not a peanut butter. I don't like people tampering
with all the flavor?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Is it? We got it by accident. Here's what happens.
I gotta put it in there.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
That was my Here's what happened. Is I wanted I
wanted Greg because he's you know, he doesn't believe me.
Whipped peanut butter is awesome. Yeah, but it doesn't replace regularly.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It really does, Greg. It's the same thing. It Just.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Listen to Hams explained to say exactly what you said again,
but look at his sweater when he says, are.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
You ready, hey, mister Rogers. It doesn't replace regular peanut butter.
It does it does to me.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
It seems like a desert.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
So you're never gonna eat regular peanut butter again, You're
gonna eat wipe. When I got whipped, it's easier to
put it.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's not whip peanut butter, it's whip chocolate peanut but Now.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
There is a'ter with chocolate is what it says on
the box.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
But whipped peanut ba there's nothing. But where's it?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Well, for some reason, the intern that went to the
store across the streets, all they was. All they had
was this, and so they wanted us to get a
I guess glint.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
Which tells you the rest of the world ain't buying it.
Either that or it's all out. You know, everybody went
crazy and started buying whipped.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm gonna put it right. You're too young.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
You remember Google peanut butter flavored peanut butter that came out.
We all thought that was gonna last forever.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's the same, it's the brand names. It's just whipped.
Replace concern this was.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I kept asking everybody who brought it, and nobody. Usually
anything you eat in there.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Some go oh yeah, I brought it. I go, man,
that was good.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Nobody was admitting they brought that, and I begin to think, oh.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, is this the one? Yeah, you know, is this
the one?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You start going? Is I just barely taste and free?

Speaker 7 (02:12):
I know?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Is this the one that gets because we all know
the way that we'll go down, We'll we'll eat something
that somebody just handed us and it'll be it'll be
it'll be laced with poison.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
But ham's what they're doing. They're charging you more because
it's special and the half of its air about.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't know they're making a killing.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'd like to be a voice of reason here.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
And you don't know, by the way, if they're charging more,
I bet they are.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
You just made that up on I know it's a
little bitty tub, Go ahead and say it, Greg, guess
how they get you.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's how the bigger tub. That's a bigger tub than
the jar.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, here's what I'm thinking now. I will tell you this.
I'm a I'm a peanut butter purist. Okay, don't like crunchy.
Have never understood why people that's like somebody ate a
handful of peanuts, chewed it up and spit it on
a piece of bread. I don't want anything to do
with that. It's like when the monkeys spit it back
in your hand. Oh yeah, I don't like big bigger

(03:00):
I married. I married a chunky peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Person.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Don't like it, and I said, yeah, I said, well,
just get yourn, I said, because I mean, I'm not
gonna eat that garb, but it won't spread. It's like
somebody chewed up peanuts and spit it on it the
other I don't like flavored peanut, but don't give me
the combination. Jerry Seinfeld did a great bit. If you're
buying the peanut butter and jelly already mixed, how lazy
can you possibly do?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
I mean, because it was that a big void that
had to be filled. You just couldn't quite pull off
putt putting the jelly on the peanut butter. But I
don't like flavored, this chocolate peanut butter, all this garden.
What I am willing to entertain though? And I am
a you know, I'm I'm a purist. I'm creamy, Jeff,
that's it, but I'm willing to try. Jeff has a

(03:44):
whipped a whipped peanut butter. I don't like the all
natural peanut butter. I don't like the no salt peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
This is straight up peanut but.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
You don't tamper, don't weird out alternative.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
But it can't replace me, Greg, it is, it is
peanut butter. It's just an easy friend almost. What is
the biggest frustration when with peanut butter?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
That's why I do creamy jiff. I don't have a
problem with that.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Well, hey, whipped is even better. Let me tell you
what's gonna happen here. This is how he does things.
This is gonna be like that watch. It's gonna be
like that treadmill. Two months from now, he's gonna be
back to regular peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
That's that's fair. That's extremely fair. He comes out fired
up about tread It was your treadmill.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
He comes out fired up about something of a sudden
a week later, he has nothing.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
To do with I'm not a big peanut butter guy anyway,
I just haven't.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
What are you talking about? But then you're not valid.
Then you don't have a point. If you don't like
pant butter, why are you even talking about it? I
want to talk to people who actually like peanut. There
we go I like, I wonder you don't think it's
anything what were like? I want to clarify. I wonder
it's not a big deal of him. You don't even
like he'll give me a speech.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
It was.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
It was loaded with sponsors and listeners and we've just
trashed it. Yeah, let's let me let me say that
we're trying to figure out how to do it. Here's
what I just put them on there.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Just say, hey, give it a shot, because you know
you're not. You don't have the appreciation what I like.
I don't like peanut butter off sandwich. But he here's
what I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I like taking a cracker or a club cracker or
something like that and dipping it into peanut butter. You
can't do that with regular peanut. But you're gonna break
the cracker. I don't want to taste.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Does what this does? It allows you to get in there.
I hate to say it.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Now, I'm going back to Jerry Seinfeld. So taking a
knife and spread it on the crackers, just being.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Like, I'm not bothered by it anymore. He don't know
about But here's here's what say. He didn't even listen
to what I just said.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
He doesn't know about peanut, but we want to get
apples in peanut butter. Yeah, you're right, Greg, I do talking.
I want to talk to someone who actually eats peanut.
But I do had something this morning.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
But here's the weirdest part. We don't even have the
whip peanut, but we've got a whip chocolate peanut.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
But yeah, what's that like? I ate half the thing.
Let me tell you what. That's pretty good. I'm gonna
feel like I'm eating peanut butter icing on is what
I'm gonn feeling.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
No, you're not, Greg, See that's what. Don't knock until
you've tried it. The same in the ritz.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Cracker is you know what I thought hemns when he
started this whip thing. I was like, y'all, but here's
the thing. It really does have the same consistency. It's
just a little easier to move it.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
Right.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
We're just here's the I will try not chocolate version chocolate.
By the way, what's so that's not fair?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
You'll not even it tastes the same, Greg, is it chocolate?
Tell you what it will I'll tell you what. It
won't hold up the pan.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
But don't take the same talking about Let me tell
you whether we're talking about the regular we don't have that.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Let me tell you where the rubber meets the road, Rick,
how's it going to hold up on the salt team?
Thank you? That's the take? You know what?

Speaker 6 (06:25):
I tell you what?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You can't dip your salteam into the jar. I don't
bring it out. I don't. You can't with a whip.

Speaker 8 (06:31):
I don't want you to.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I want to spread us.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
I have precious merories of a jar of Jeff creamy
and salting crackers middle of the night, sitting at the table,
one after another.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
If you want to take that and put it on
top of a cupcake, I'm with you. What do we have? Thanks?
We have chocolate kitch, chocolate, peanut butter. I'm so confused.
Regular creaming in the kitchen, Yeah we do.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
No, we don't.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
We're out don't crackers and other time regular creamy?

Speaker 10 (06:58):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yeah, we don't have regular whip. Yeah we know that, Rick,
Now he did, I'm asking he didn't know. He like
two crackers with what we're arguing we can't. We can't
because they're not the same. Right now, Yeah, we only
have the chocolate. But he was bragging about whip peanut
butter told one of the in terms of get something.
She comes back with chocolate peanut, which bubb a lot
because that's all. But we can't compare. I hate to
get even more confusing. I hate to go even further.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
What's that? What's that?

Speaker 4 (07:22):
What's to find out? He don't even like peanut butter talking?
What's that chocolate spread that's not really chocolate? What New Tella?
Oh my gosh, is it utella? Which, by the way,
that's a crime anything made out of acre.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
How about this? You know what I tell Newtella? Go
to Hella?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
I mean you know, I mean, come on, Fella, I Meansten,
let's let's have chocolate or let's not have it?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Is that supposed to play?

Speaker 6 (07:49):
Yeah, this is the thing where people want to eat
chocolate and think you're not doing anything bad that it's.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Just now Tella's healthy tastes left crap, but it's healthy.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Here's what we'll do.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
I want whip peanut but creamy peanut butter side by
side salting crasher crackers that are fresh.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Not slept about ritz cracker. I like them too. Yeah,
I'd rather have a salting with peanut butter. Bubba ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
You know now, Jesus said, she hopes that all the
other in turns can maybe find a way to find
romance like.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
She just did.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
And you know what that made us think of because
she mentioned sweet Tea and we said, no, in turn
sweet Tea is taken.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Calling Chance at Tin n Chan. Come on, we're getting
a jump on Valentine's to day. Oh yeah, we might
as well. Who said we still got last day a
deer seasoned super Bowl to get.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Through calling Chance. The audience has been wanting to know
about Chance since we got back.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Instead of going out froning it, they could just get
online together.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
We didn't want to distract because he said, solving problems
right right?

Speaker 7 (08:53):
Thank you for calling the communications of Champs. How'm I
help you?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Chance? It's ricking Bubba. You're on the air, brother, How
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I'm good man.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
You sound fired up today.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
I'm extremely fired up right now?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
How's everything at Master Control today?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Chance?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You got to look out for any potential problem from
beginning to pop up.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
It's pretty smooth.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Chance.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Did you uh did you hear us talking to the
Did you see that interurn that'ts the other interurnout on
date this weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I did.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
I saw all about just now, what'd you think?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 6 (09:28):
It's pretty ve.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Chance, sweet teas on the microphone, you want to say, Hey, Chance?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hello? Mm hmmmmmm. It's a lot of dead air. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Somebody said, what about sweet Tea? I said, sweet Tea
is taking thank you?

Speaker 7 (09:48):
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Have y'all emailed or text each other lately?

Speaker 7 (09:55):
No?

Speaker 11 (09:55):
I need.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Everybody's getting fired. We're not even using that buck spray.
That was spray. I didn't know where you were going. Hello, speeding,
y'all wearing patches?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Hey, y'all just dance all right? So it's a chance.
So what's your big plans coming up for the weekend?

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Just the super Bowl? I'm gonna go to the cracker
barrel and use my gift card.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I go, yeah, Chance, are you are you going to
Are you going to any Super Bowl parties or anything?

Speaker 7 (10:34):
I'll be having my own party.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
So, hey, now, what if we could get sweet Tea
up there to watch a game?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
No, boy, what did you say? Cheese? It said?

Speaker 12 (10:48):
Sweet Tea likes crackle barrel.

Speaker 9 (10:51):
Crack crack.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Right, look and look, Chance, that sounds like you're gonna
be on the edge this weekend. I don't want to
get crazy now, but here's what I would do. I mean,
if you want to get really out there on the edge,
go ahead and have breakfast at Cracker.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Barrel for dinner.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
What I typically do, and that is good.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Say, let me tell you something. I'm living crazy day.
You just bring that breakfast. Men, you have understand ha
it any.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Time that gift card work dinner for breakfast. Actually the stuff,
Oh go crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
That's so sweet, teach.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
So what we need to do is find transportation to
get her to well, but that that gift card will
work at any Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
He could drive down, or they could meet halfway. What
would you rather?

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Chance to get my license a month?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
You're what?

Speaker 12 (11:35):
You don't drive?

Speaker 7 (11:37):
I just got my learners Firman about a year ago.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
How old are you.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Twenty five five?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I want to chance. I didn't want to rush into anything.
He's a well thought out planner. Chance. How's your learning
permit going up? Twenty five?

Speaker 12 (11:55):
How have you done that long?

Speaker 7 (11:58):
I mostly ride my bossicle around everywhere.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Understood. So he's frugal. So he's that guy. He's frugal too.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
You don't have access to a tandem bicycle we could use.

Speaker 12 (12:12):
I'm not I'm not too good at bike riding though,
So that's a bicycle built for two. I'm not. I'm
not good at two wheeled. I'm not good at wheeled things.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
We're gonna take a cab. Then my mom could drive them.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh, I love him. Why don't you come watch Super
meet you?

Speaker 8 (12:39):
The uh so?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
So she needs to drive to you. I guess unless
somebody's gonna ride with you.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I think we lost him.

Speaker 12 (12:49):
I'm actually going up near where he is this weekend.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You know what that means, don't you? Chance had a problem.

Speaker 12 (12:55):
My sister lives in Huntsville, and I'm going up there.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Look at her North Chattanoogas.

Speaker 12 (13:02):
I mean, it's nuts. It's not exactly next door, but
it's closer.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
It's not far closer than from where here where you live.
Chattanooga's not a bad ride at all.

Speaker 12 (13:11):
Yeah, I mean, I really, I really am my sister
going to my sister this weekend.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Where did tramps come?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
And I really know what happened to I mean, did
you did something happened and we didn't? Chance went away?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, he didn't have his r Oh my gosh, you
did did you make him hang up?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I mean either I actually hung up on him, either
I accidentally hung up on him, or a problem broke.
And if a problem breaks out, it's like asking Spider
Man not to go He's he's down the.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Pole and going, yes, you do you like communic cousins
is TMP? I'm gonna help you.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Chance, did did you hang up? Or to hang up
on you?

Speaker 8 (13:47):
I think you bad?

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Sorry about that, buddy, Actually no, I didn't hang up.
I thought it was time for the break.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Well that I just got fired up because you just
it was a good chance moment.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
So Chance, how how do we need to move this forward?
But it would be better for Sweet Tea to come
to your place and see the dog house.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Meet the family all that.

Speaker 12 (14:11):
I do love dogs, or or you want.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
To venture down into the uncharted world of Huntsville, Alabama.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
I mean, I'm not big on travel, so for anyone
to come to charl but let me chance.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Have you seen have you seen the Rocket city before?

Speaker 9 (14:30):
Been to rock c No rocket?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Have you seen the Rocket City of hunts Yeah?

Speaker 7 (14:35):
On a field trouble on?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, if you ain't been to.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
The Spacing Rocket Center, Hey, if you ain't been to
the Space and Rocket Center lately.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
You ain't been there, so really what so what chance
is saying?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
I will consider the space in Rocket Center if you'll
send a bus.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
I definitely for that.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
That would be a little far on the bike. I did. Oh, yeah,
this is so real.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
If you if y'all haven't walked, y'all got to walk
hand in hand through Rocket Park.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
All right, well, chance, have a great weekend. And if
we don't talk to you tomorrow, okay, chair, alright.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
We'll keep working on this. And this is gonna be
a tougher romance to put together. I think one more time.
Sweet they said, by chance, chand how about that chance?

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Oh my goodness, grace the well he see he's busy,
he's very busy.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
If you leave us right now, have a big day.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
If you have more ricking bubba, Lord willing, we'll be
right back.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
We're now in from the morning, Hunt. I didn't have
a whole lot of action in that morning, Hunt. I
think we did have. One of the dads his son
did did take a nice yeer dear. That's when Jinny
got hers. But everything else was pretty cool. Right right,
and well maybe maybe the stone was that. Maybe that
the next afternoon, I think it was so. Anyway, so
during this time, there's a little break in the action.

(16:04):
They where you have a late breakfast and you relax
a little bit. And of course, you know, now the
college son is just now waking up. He's won around
the lodge like he's on vacation. And yeah, just like
he likes it. And so so I had a project
that was given to me by my wife because this
is her hometown, so she knows where everything is in town.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
She said, the boys got a project. There's some pictures
that we need.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Go out and get me a pictures of a couple
of things that I know where they are downtown. That
will help this project get finished when y'all get back home. Okay,
So Dad says, you know, it's a you know, a
special weekend and spending time together. Hey, man, I'm gonna
ride with you. I said, Dad, that's great, that'd be wonderful.
I spend some time together and ride into town with
me and we're gonna have a great time. So we
get in there and we get I.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
See Rick leaving and I said, where are you going?
He said, homework.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I said, you're doing homework during the hunt, you know,
which I'm totally confused.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, right, yes, so we just have a dirty rifle
and you don't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Right way, that boy, that dirty rifle will harness.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
But yeah, that that story is not over.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, there's this stick comes back in the chronological order.
So we get in there and we're driving. So we're
going down the main road that you come into dream
Ranch home. He said, Hey, I'm gonna tell you something
that that you told me about them mile markers. He said,
they ain't no male markers on this road. I said, Dad,
there are mile markers. Now, see I should know from
you know, I'm forty eight years old from when I

(17:26):
begin to if the things I can remember of my dad,
that's a lot of years that I can remember. Why
would I engage in this conversation knowing knowing what I know?
Like somehow he's changed, This is gonna go different. So
I make the mistake of saying, no, Dad, there's mile
markers on this road. They don't remove mile markers. Well,

(17:46):
I'm telling you. You told me to look between mile
marker fifty eight fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Never saw it. No mile markers, Rick, I hate to
say this.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I think one's missing, So anyway with you, So anyway,
they'll just wait because now now you got to understand
where do my some of my genetics come from. They
come from him. So see there's a little bit of
him that lives inside me too. That also is going
to say, you know what, if we have to write
them down this road and count these mall markers, we're

(18:13):
going to okay. And he says, well, I just think
maybe you know, had them tornades come through and he said,
it's knock some of them down. And I said, Dad,
they wouldn't leave my markers knocked down. And I said,
there are and this is what I love. This is
where he goes, Well, they got some maybe, but they
ain't got it. I don't know how far apart there are.
I said that I can tell how far part there

(18:34):
are a mall. It's called a mall marker. So they
would be you see one at a mile and then
a mile later you would see another one. Well you
didn't you don't come the way I come, Rick, I
said that I counted them right up to where I
was supposed to turn. I didn't come from Birmingham. So
there's only my markers this you come from Birmingham. Maybe

(18:56):
I don't think they got them the way I come. Dad,
you're telling me there's certain ways you come and you
can be my markerless. Well, I'm just telling you my experience.
I didn't see them. This road ain't got all the
mall markers on it. So I saw them. You didn't
the same road. Well you didn't come my way, and
right then I should just shut up. Why do I

(19:17):
continue with this kind so I can't get.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Out of my mind?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
We're turning, Do we take the pictures? We're coming back?
I said, On the way back to the lodge, we
count male markers. Well, I'm gonna tell you something, they're
not gonna be there. So all of a sudden we
come up. There's my marker. Dad, Well they got them
on the wrong side of the road. What And I said, Dad, Dad,
I said, let's see if another one comes up. Look

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at there, there's another one. Well you have to wait
till we get up close to the lodge and I
start counting my markers every mile all the way up
to it. You think you can defeat them, You foolishly
think you can defeat him I said, Dad, do we
not count my markers all the way to this turn in? Well,
they probably thought it was unsafe. They didn't got them

(20:02):
back up.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
They got them back.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
They were down when I came in day and they
have put them back up overnight.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Which way were you counting back from Gunnersville this time?
The other way? I think fifty eight is missing. Now.
I hate to agree with him, because I was like, hey, no,
the ma marker. I saw it. I mean I came
in the night before run, so I missed it too.
I mean you can look, Baba must have been baba, listen.
It's possible to miss them.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, okay, But to declare they're not there, to declare
that you're gone.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I want somebody that's on Highway seventy nine, right, if
you don't mind, if you're going to Ward Gunnersville from
the Trafford area, okay, take a quick snap of how
my marker fifty eight and fifty nine and just email
or texted over here.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, yeah, I saw it the night before coming in
because I needed to see it to know where to turn.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I'd just like to know what to up, all right.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
I'd like to tell the people of gunners well, the
following thing. My dad claims that some of us mall
markers have not been knocked down, that you don't have
them every mile, and the ones you do have on
the wrong side of the road. So y'all know, okay,
it's dang. And then when I say that, do we
not count all the way here that's obviously got out there.
You can't leave them down, Rick, they put them back up,
and I said that there was no tornado yesterday. Right, okay,

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you said they weren't there. We see them today hours later,
we see them after they put them back up.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Sure we saw them. But I'll tell you this. Then,
on the right side of the road, how do you
argue with my favorites? Were said, how would you do that?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
My favorite on my markes? He said, I agree with it.
Here's how about this on the mall marker?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
This one I got? He said, Now, I don't know
how far apart they are. I think I know how
far they are. I think I do so. Anyway, so
just carried back into the lodge because Bubba says, y'all.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Kept it going, Yeah, we can't. We're in the lodge.
I said, do you will? You just say you didn't
see the mall markers, but they're there. You think I
can't find mall markers, I would say in this case,
maybe not. Okay, Well, if they had them on the
right side of the road and they'd all been up,
i'd have seen them. The one I needed to turn

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was down yesterday. I'm just telling you that's a fact.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
That And then then I just kind of meander into
into into the lodge lost wandering around and I could
and there's a sight of me that comes back and says,
so you don't, and I just stopped. So then we
go out on the afternoon hunt, which, by the way,
he's going again, already tagged out since Friday, he's going out.
He's going out again. This time he's gonna guide. He's

(22:25):
going out with with a with a friend of our
son who came his dad was supposed to come and
got in the moan you couldn't come. So now he's
gonna go out and guide him. And I know that
I feel pretty good about that, except then when I
remember that my dad shot a deer aft from under
his own grandson. So if he'll shoot a deer afromnder's
own grandson, shoot a deer out front of a kid
that his son knows, but he kind of knows he

(22:47):
could do that in a second, because if that's if
that kid, and I told him, look straight up, little fellow,
if you don't put that deer down on one shot,
this man over here, who's been in Camo since on
and doesn't believe there's mom Markers, is gonna shoot that
deer right out from mind.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
You just be ready for that. Please don't get upset
when that happens. He thinks he's.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Helping Truman Arkansas. Rick A, a paralyzed man, woke to find,
oh boy, a grizzly scene. He found his dog that
he had recently taken in. It was a stray, small white,

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fluffy stray dog that he had adopted.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh okay, so he had just taken it in. Okay,
I didn't know that. Okay, that explains a lot. The new,
the new, the new dog in the house.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
He woke up and the dog had blood around its snout,
and he was concerned, and then he noticed he had
a burning pain in his midsection. According to the police report,
oh boy, the the puppy'd had a snack while he
was asleep.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Purchase don't. Don't do that, man, Come on, greck, what
do you do? Good news is, uh, there is one remaining,
so he's all right.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
The man was taken to the hospital, of course. Uh,
and the dog. The dog was put down and tested
for rabies.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Well, let me tell you of all the places you
want to be bit by a rabbit animal, this is
the last, and especially if he decides to.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Dine and leave you with one.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Talk about a deep sleeper. Well he was paralyzed.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, even paralyzed that ord to get your attention.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, you would think they'd be he doesn't. It doesn't
say exactly where the man's paralyzed.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
If he felt a burning sensation. Well, there's a lot
of tuggage going on to Yeah, we had a raise.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
How this is where I was. This is where I
was gonna try to handle it like I didn't know
it all.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
You know, how they get their head about to kill him,
pick a sock up, start slinging it.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, I don't think we're handling this lightly.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
It does says paralyzed with the waist.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Down right, so he he didn't have full feeling. But
that Greg brings up the point I was asking. There's
gonna be some moving around, some pulling.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Some shifting, and this goes on. And even even if
you didn't have feeling down in that area, you think
that the general movement would radiate up to.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
An area that you do experience to burning. Look and
in a sad thing, sad part of this, maybe maybe
he's got more feeling than he thought he did. Maybe
this is awakened some of the nerves, so to speak.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
You know, a good point, this could actually be happening story.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
But you're right.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
But but now you're you're right because that particular snack
does not give itself up up easily.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
No, no, Rick, that's a shungry dog. It wasn't. No
surgically removed nothing. They said he didn't.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
He did write down on the notes, though, would being
a new dog on her note to sell feed dog more?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yes, the love sausage balls. That's good. That's really good.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
You want to can you send them out? We can
handle the subject lightly. You might as well read it ver.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Baby, you can't.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
I wouldn't tell him to leave if I can stop laughing.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Uh, the the old single phase, he took it the
hog again. Look what happened?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Well that you just can't take dogs off street dangerous.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
No word if the dog was rabbit or not. And
the man's condition is also unknown.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
And they also said the local TV has canceled the
person in charge of Pet of the week.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yes, you don't listen. Their personality great with others. Great.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Now, don't go to sleep around this little white fellows
looking for a new home. What happened to the other
on you don't know. We're not gonna talk about that
ever again, y'all imagine waking up to that.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something
right now. And I like how this story ended. The
dog was put down. You can be the greatest animal
lover on the planet where you can't get enough of
puppies and kittens. You get a dog does that to you,
you'll be there and help it get euthanized.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I'll put him down.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah, you have toy that every dog pays the price
for that. You can't have him out there talking to him.
You may dig him up and put him down one
more time. Yeah right, we're gonna make sure that some
of the guns put down. That makes old yeller like nothing.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
I've heard it before.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
They put him down. That the dog loved to play ball.
He did.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Well, you know, honestly, you would think based on their personalities.
And I don't know how the guy was laying or sitting,
what situation was, it'd be more likely to be a cat.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
You know too.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
This guy was just yeah, this guy was trying to
do the thing, taking balls.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
The arn, they said. The good news was though he
did bring it back to his owner like a good
dog would. He took up hunting late last year. As
a matter of fact, you don't you went on the
last two hunts last year. Was that in or you
went out and did it, but you you didn't pick

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it up till like January of last year.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
I came in late in the game last year and.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
And you and you living below, Yeah, and you liked it.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Oh. I love hunting, man, I love it now.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
And you've you've got coaches. Now. One of the things,
Charlie Pride, better look at it.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I'm gonna tell you, well, your musical ability hanging around us,
Charlie Pride is. I mean, you're looking at the next
Charlie Pride right here.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Now. This was your first I'm with you, guys, and
we're gone all weekend.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
Hold like the whole weekend deal right hunting lodge.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, and the lot of first time me and everywhere,
a lot of big hunters, a lot of game and
going out every day with a new deal.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Now. Uh.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
One of the things that we've always taught it's about
when we go hunting is we practice safety first.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yes, always, and everybody who goes if we feel like
that you're not into safety, then you don't go with us. Everybody.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
It's all about safety with the firearms and and uh
with the rifles, and and always safety with the equipment
to climb and get up. Now you know a lot
of you don't know much about deer hunting. You sit
up in trees a lot.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
You get up high, and there are different kinds. There
are what it's called shooting houses, which is what it
sounds like.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
And what I'm used to.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
It's like a clubhouse.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
It's a little apartment in the tree, which is my
personal favorite. Yeah, yeah, are up on you stay a
little warmer, you get up high. The other's a tripod,
which is what it sounds like, standing free standing.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
There's a little seed or a little capsule up in
the top of it, and then there's ladder stands, which
means you climb up a ladder and you sit in
like a little chair, very little chair. Then there's your climbers,
climbers who carry their own little climbing stand and they'll
shimmy up trees and sit up in them.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Which I'm scared of.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
That's not for us, that's not for Plus this more
stuff you got to haul. I got so much equipment now,
I can't hardly get that.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Bubba carry so much high tech stuff. He cannot sit
in anything that isn't at least forty feet white, so
which there's not a lot of those out there.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
But anyway, so what don one you went to your
first ladder stand.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
I went to a ladder stand, and I was I
was shocked when I got to it because I've never been.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
To one before. I'm used to the shooting houses where
I got I'm closed in.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
I'm in a little house, you know, and I'm looking
out of the window right, And when I got to it,
I'm like, you know, and plus I'm by myself.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
I got my little flash light and I'm out there
by myself and a little scary. So this is it.
Where's the rest of it?

Speaker 10 (30:35):
You know?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
You word up the house again.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
Surely there's another fear around here with a little house
in it, you know.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
But you had a safety harness. Yeah, And what a
safety harness does? You shit in the chair and you
connect yourself to the tree and you come around here.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
And basically like a seat belt, and I buckled it,
you know.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Run a chair and it's got a little bit of
lead way in it so you can stand up and
turn around and look, you know, but I mean it
keeps you from falling out.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
And you know, I think it's that it's just mandatory.

Speaker 9 (31:02):
You have one.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Right, even if the whole ladder fell, you would be
dangling in a tree.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Now.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Granted that's not a position you want, but it beats
going thirty foot end over end too the ground.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
And some of these things are only as big as
you were in.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
I mean you.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
The kick of the gun could knock you out of
the tree if you if you got off bounce or something.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
You make sure you take a cushion if you're gonna
go to one of.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
These, yeah, because that's why they had a stack of
me inside.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:27):
And plus I was in it for the long haul anyway,
so you realize down one.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Stayed all day yeah. He said he was going all day,
which is he was long. You got caught up in it.
It was very madly now speeding.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
I said, hey, win for the long haul.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
You know, I don't care about anybody else winning for
the long turn. We end up being the only two
that stayed for the long haul.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yes, it took sandwiches, and we never saw you again.
You know what read sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
But I got into mind about eight o'clock that morning,
and then then that long haul feeling of my stomach
growl and started about eleven. And then you just barely
smell like cooking going on. Well, I'm like the deer.
Then I could smell anything.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Somebody somebody Bubble got chiliho.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Somebody told me as I was headed out, Bubba's in
for the long haul.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I say, I will see Bubba back at this house
somewhere around Leven. I said, don't know. He took savage.
I said, trust me, I was in.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
There for the long haul, and and the long haul
was a little long.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's real long.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
I mean, hey, I mean, how about I'm sitting up
in the tree and like I'm just there. Nothing's going
on because I'm not sending there actually not sending deer anything.
I mean, I'm sitting I'm starting to get tired a
little bit, and I'm like, hey, yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
You didn't sleep because you got caught up in that
no sleep Friday night.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
I didn't get any sleep.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Hardy Todd Jones wasn't let any of sleep. And then
he got Jerald Kate's on his side. It was over there,
the little sleep.

Speaker 10 (32:36):
I tried to get run and was honking in there,
and I couldn't. You know Ryan Hanks too, he's a hunker,
so does jj he's up there.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
So you caught your little nap in.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
The steak well, I caught an unexpected nap in the tree.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Say that's the thing. You can pass out up in
that tree and noycup and not know who you are.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
How about I had no intentions of going to sleep.
I'm sitting up there. I had no intentions of going.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
To sleep nothing because you're looking for deer. You didn't
even feel sleepy.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
I got my hornes on like I like it, you know,
you know good thing. Of course I'll wake up looking
down at the ground. I wake up. I wake up
just like this.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I got my rifle around my lap like this, hanging
in the safety.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
How about wake up so off the back of that tree.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
So so you went to sleep and you're you're leaning forward,
and that harness is all that's holding you from going
over in to the ground.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
You wake up looking at the ground, and that's not
a good y'all realized, I want to go way up
and hanging upside down in that harness.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
It's just tight.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
What I was supposed to do.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
Hate safety, that harness. I had to have it on.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Hey, god, trouble without it.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
That's why they have hornesses on the on the trees.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Now.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
Everybody had to make sure you buckle up.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I did come out. I want to buckle to be
a little better this y'all about.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I want I want lock a wire, you know, like
a big clamp that you can But I did the
same thing, I cause you know know what, we didn't
get to sleep in.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I did the same thing. And I've got mine.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I get snuffed up here and I'm up against the tree,
and I'm like, and I'm looking, and I'm looking. I
go and look, and I've got I've got me some
I've got me some you know, some water. I've got
got me my various types of gloves for whatever the situation. Look,
I've got my got, I've got my you know, got
my two way here and I look at all that
and it's all just like I locket and all sudden
next said, I know, I go and I wake.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Up and I go, man, I ain't seen nothing. And look,
and I didn't know how long I back.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I look down around the tree. There's a two way,
there's a bottle, all of it, all of it.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I thought, Look, then you get that. I'm feeling, Wow,
that might hurt me. Then yeah, that's it.

Speaker 9 (34:47):
I need that, you know.

Speaker 10 (34:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Then you hear way down the tree, you can't get it.
You sign back of can't you go?

Speaker 9 (34:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I guess that thing. I just had to range, I,
you know, out of rains. My dad's going. I kept
contact you. You couldn't hear me. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
I guess stupid ring And you know it's never happened.
It's never This has never happened to me personally. But
I have heard stories of people who were like in
a tree stand say maybe maybe like a double wide
or something, and that that it's get strapped.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
In and then you know this thing and when you're hunting,
you're not supposed to use the bathroom because the deer.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Can smell this, and so can we. Most of the time,
you you carry something with you to catch that if
you have to. But there are incidents where you just
you don't have You've got to go, and you go.
You know what, I'm just gonna have to take my
chances because if we we on myself, I know the
deer can smell that. I'll take chances launching it off

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the side here and you have to go through thirty
layers of clothes, and you get and you're trying to
get over there, and in the safety heart.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
You don't want to go to the ladder. Then you
almost go. I'll sit it down the ladder and hope
it dry before I go there. Yeah, it's gonna be
an hour for win.

Speaker 13 (36:13):
I've been shaving my hair and my body hair for
like four years.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Are you a bodybuilder?

Speaker 13 (36:17):
Well, I wouldn't call myself that.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
No.

Speaker 13 (36:19):
I keep myself in shave. I say I'm fit, but
I'm definitely.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Not a bodybuilding I got you just you like to
stay in shape.

Speaker 13 (36:25):
Right, you know, you can sleeping better muscle tone when
you don't have a lo hair covering it up.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Well, you know, I tell people that all the time,
you know, and with us we also tell people you
wouldn't believe how Musky or me and Bubba underneath about
three layers of fat.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Really, I have a washboard stomach under about two three
inches of fat.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Well, all right, well, thanks a lot. So it doesn't
to you in your experience, it just grows back like
it always was.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
It really does, does it. Itch?

Speaker 13 (36:54):
Honestly, I'll be honest with you. The only place that
I have with itches on my chest when it comes
back to red doesn't bother me. Okay, all right, Well,
set hair is kind of like your hair on your face. Honestly.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
The rest of it's fine, Okay, you don't. You don't
go full blown. My whole body's shaved.

Speaker 13 (37:10):
Well, I've got hair on my head, that's it.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Okay, all right, Well thanks Shay, Yes, sir, appreciate you, buddy.
What he says, that's it? Does he mean I see it?
I think he does. I think he does. Now.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
That would weird me out. I'm sorry, I'm not I'm
not going there. I mean, I'm sorry, that would wear
me out. I mean, that was one of the things
that I worked hard for, you know, to you know,
to head into the public shower with some confidence, you
know what.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Plus I mean you you're talking about it being hard
to shave round you know.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Wow, there's certain there's certain places a razor is not
going you know what I'm saying, No, thank you, no,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
When you have to like go in for for medical reasons, yeah,
now that doesn't you do about that? When you wake
up and uh and it's you and your friend Baldy.
That's weird, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
You know what I've heard happened, and I've heard this
from several different people. They go, they will they will
think I will shave myself and I will prevent an
embarrassing situation in the hospital, and they shave their self
and then they go to the hospital and they go, hey,
that ain't good enough. Real, I mean, they want you,
they want you to shave for about a you know,

(38:22):
one foot area.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yes, and thankfully, thankfully, thankfully. And I can't I can't
express to my creator how thankful I am that I've
never had to have any surgery that would involve that area.
And I don't want there ever to be. I have
had to go in as you remember when the general
was injured. But that luckily, luckily they were able to

(38:44):
take that was.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
A very bizarre accident as we were playing pickup football
outside one day.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yes, luckily, luckily they were able to take care of it.
The medication.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Yeah, that was a.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
That in an aspect. Tell you what when you when
that happened, is you free? You know what I mean?
I thought a pulled muscle was no big deal, but
it is if it's a severe Remember how offen it was.
I couldn't walk for like months. Well, we took your
word for it.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
No, yeah, let's go to Uh let me tell you
that when you sit in the waiting room, when you're
at the urologists, there's some sad faces in every body
because everybody's got everybody's got a plumbing problem.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Nobody's in good check. You just look at each other,
go how's it going?

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Jenkins just for the legalization of casual marijuana use and
uh and Jenkins really he's passionate about a number of things.
He says though he would only vote for a candidate
who wanted to legalize marijuana for casual use. He was
also pro life right uh so, uh we but but
Jenkins has joined us again. Jenkins, how are you, buddy, Yes, sir,

(39:51):
this is Jenkins Jenkins. How you been buddy.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
I've been good.

Speaker 13 (39:55):
I've been good.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
What's on your mind today, jink?

Speaker 9 (39:58):
Well, I was trolling in because I wanted to talk
about how I think raw milk should be legal in Alabama.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Okay, so raw milk, So you wouldn't marijuana and raw milker?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Well, no, sure, I was just wanting to talk about
raw milk. But I do think it does tie in.
It's very similar.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Bringing home your pitch.

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Well, you know what made me get fired up and
wanted to call in about this was a couple of
weeks ago, where it might have been last week, where
I heard about a farmer up in Pennsylvania. He's an
Amish farmer and he got raided by the FDA for
selling raw milk. And uh, I mean the FDA agent's
armed agents came and shut his farm down for selling

(40:41):
raw milk to willing customers. And to me, that's just
the same thing when you start trying to regulate people
people's you know, personal lives and making decisions. You know
it's not hurting anybody else. I think we should be
able to drink raw milk.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Well, Jenkins, let's let's back up and look at the
very controversial raw milk situation. It apparently is illegal to
sell raw milk.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
And why is that.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
Well, I think that's a good question. I think.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
It's milk, but it is against the law currently, right, yes, sir,
But but why is it against the law?

Speaker 9 (41:23):
Well, I reckon, they're afraid that people might get shamanella
or you collie from it.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
So there's a process that that milk on the shelf
goes through pasturization.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
That kind of thing. Is that what you're talking about, No.

Speaker 9 (41:37):
Sir, I'm talking about. Well, yes, or if you want to.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Sell milk, if you follow the law.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
If you follow the law, But now, why is that bad?
Why do you prefer raw milk over the milk that
has been pasteurized.

Speaker 9 (41:51):
Well, I think basically it should be up to a consumer.
You know, I don't think pasteurization should be illegal, but
I think a consumer should have a too, and if
he wants to go to his neighbor and purchase raw milk.
You know, when you start making these laws where farmers
have to pasteurize their milk, it just makes it harder
for the farmer, and we've been drinking just regular you know,

(42:12):
raw milk used to be just called milk.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Let me dig into this controversial issue a little bit deeper,
but really just on the surface, Rick, you think any
milk that came from a cow had already been pasteurized?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yes? O, Look but why why is that?

Speaker 10 (42:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
What is the difference? Why do you prefer raw milk
over the other? Is it better?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Is it just the fact that it's it, that it's
fresh on hand? What what is the deal with it?

Speaker 9 (42:41):
Well, ultimately it really does get back to my I
kind of agree with the Chinese on this and that
when you're in your gut, it's important to have good
bacteria when you when you drink raw milk, you're getting
the good bacteria and the bad bacteria. Now they're worried

(43:01):
about the bad.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Bacteria, but legitimate concern.

Speaker 9 (43:05):
When you drink that milk that's wrong and it's kind
of good bacteria in it. It's gonna fight that bad bacteria.
But when you drink it from the store, then all
that bacteria is dead. It's just better for you.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
You just gotta believe me.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Well, well, now they.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Can't stop you from getting the calm going out there
and getting a knock off that ud every now and then.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I mean right, it's about selling it. And that's just
how wrang as you can get. How fresh and how
raw is this milk? Do you do you pull on
that in the udder and you'll be honest, I mean
do you do you? Yeah? Do you put it in
a bucket and drink it?

Speaker 6 (43:34):
How do you do that?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Caught a teat?

Speaker 9 (43:36):
Well you have you ever drank milk straight from the tea?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
You know? Well, I'm embarrassed to say it was one
wild night. I'll never forget it. Cows involved and all
kinds of stuff, ain't it.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
It is little, warm, warm, and it's sweet. Boy, it's sweet.
It's good.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
So he has by the way, yeah, so it is.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Uh, let me ask you this because I know farmer
you know, or a lot of cases are politically organized.
How come this issue has not been brought to the
forefront because quite frankly, Jenkins, this is not one that's
been on the radar.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
Well, you know, maybe it hadn't been down here, you know,
in your south as much.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
But but you don't know about the battle with the
farmer against big milk.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
I don't I tell you what. Yeah, that's right, Ray,
that's right. Now you get out that you really start
digging into this. It's a really big issue.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Oh bubba, big milk's very controversial.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
This is a big issue. It's the same thing with marijuana.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
And that's why there we go. Now we're back.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Speaking of that.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Speaking of that, if you could smoke a joint and
then and take it right from the utter, is that
a big day for you?

Speaker 9 (44:42):
Jink you guys, I know you do this, and I
don't like to be back into the corner now. I'm
not full of casual where Warner recreational use. And I
didn't even realize I was popular. I ain't trying to
get popular. What I do want though, I do want
to be able to drink raw milk, and I want
farm is in Alabama to be able to produce it,

(45:02):
and I.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Don't have to worry about But so well, you you
really probably drink your own milk, but when you start
selling it, I.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Guess what you're saying is because really, honestly, if I
love raw milk and I believe in the attributes that
you and some of that you're saying.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Is absolutely trying to get to the true.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
But I could just get me a dairy cow and
my family drink it at privately from our own cow.
All you're really trying to do is say you want
farmers to have the right to.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Sell it raw.

Speaker 9 (45:30):
Well, yes, sir, because.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
People can't consume it raw if they want to. You
could eat a cow patty if you want to.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
They're not. There's no you can't.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
What I'm saying, I always go to that well, I'm
just saying he acts like if you're out there milk
and you call, the government's gonna shove and put it on.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
He's saying about delicious milk, right, but you can do
with you.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
What Jenkins is talking about is he thinks a farmer
ought to have a right to sell to his community
raw milk if.

Speaker 9 (45:53):
He wants to in its personal responsibility. You know when
when we got the government, you know, I I gotta
give them benefit of the dow. I think they're trying hard,
but we as a people need to stand up for
personal responsibility. We don't need to be putting people in
jail for selling milk from their farm, and we don't
need to be putting people in jail for trying to
grow crops that can really help out our economy.

Speaker 13 (46:16):
And help.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Can I ask you a question, because I'm going to
plead it.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Good for lactose. What time of the year do you
plant marijuana? Is it a spring or a fall plant.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
In the foot or what It's a weed? So I
think you'll grow just about any time of the year.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Sure has crop looking this year?

Speaker 9 (46:38):
Well, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
Growing any.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Couldn't get him. How about this?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
What if your cows ate the marijuana crop and then
you drink.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
The me you go?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Is that a two for one jenkins and you bought
some of that powder alcohol were talked about yesterday? All right,
we come back.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Here's the headline. Gary matthew Use wants to live life
as Boomer the Dog.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
He said he was inspired to be a dog by
the Disney Boomer the Shaggy da and he dresses up.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
He said.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
He wants to live his life impersonating being a dog.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yep, and I have the dog tag that has my
name on it. He was born for the dog Good Lords.

Speaker 11 (47:22):
But for most of his forty four years, this greenery
man hasn't acted or dressed like a human. Instead, he's
taken on the persona of a dog, his house filled
with dog movies, books and toys.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
I bark and sometimes you know, I've just you know,
bang a little bit like that.

Speaker 11 (47:45):
This extreme fascination with dogs began when Gary was a
child and he became obsessed with the eighties TV show
Here's Boomer, and You've been called Boomer.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
That's right, yeah, for almost thirty years now.

Speaker 11 (47:58):
Gary says he feels most comfortable dressing in this Boomer costume,
which he's been wearing Deferry and Inventions for years. The
unemployed computer technician even walks through his neighborhood, not as Gary,
but as Boomer. Do you consider yourself to be more
of a dog or a human being?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Well, I guess, in spirit more of a dog.

Speaker 11 (48:19):
And that's why, in a very bold move, he petitioned
the court to have his name legally changed to Boomer
the Dogs. Like I'm two people, somebody's gonna look at
this and say, this guy's crazy.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Yep, some I think some folks have thought that before,
But once they get to.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Know me, you know, you know, Rick, in some cases
I would say that this is really crazy and it
shouldn't be. But in his case, maybe he should be
Boomer the Dog. Yeah, Yeah, that's what I was trying
to say in a yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Yeah, do you do you realize that he gets down
on all fours when it's time to eat and and allie,
you can take this and he actually like bends down
and eats. His parents should have whipped him the minute
he started all that when he's a kid about that
show Boomer.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
He doesn't really look like Boomer the dog. He looks
mo like, uh, kind of a mutt.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I know, he's got realize that shredded paper is That's
why I say, are we just pretending that his dog
suit's not made out of shredded paper?

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Rick?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
It's about this. It's a low budgets, low budget Boomer.
I gotta tell you this. I have no doubt he's unemployed.
Were going to let you dress like picking his leg
on everybody in the office. That that gets you in
a lot of trouble.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
By the way, Greg, Wow, look at let me tell
you something. They said he's put the dog sleep. They
said he he's impossible to console. Whenever he sees Clifford
the big red Dog, he just goes to another level.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Guys, if I do keep throwing tennis balls and he
goes nuts.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Well, they said, yeah, that's the only problem.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Control that and let me say this a litle Misissippi legs.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Just let him finish. Okay, Hey, now, I'm sorry. I
drafted with Greg. Well, it looks like Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
He puts, if my kids were playing in the yard
and he comes walking through that dog, so on, look
at the picture.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
What if that was your son?

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Oh yeah, we're showing Yeah. Yeah, please look at that, y'all.
I gotta che you something. Greg ain't seen you boy
in a while. Was he doing well, he's walking around
dressed up like a dog.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Proud of I don't want somebody intervene for Gary before
he starts chasing cars.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
They said that I would.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
They actually interviewed it once when he was feeling under
the weather. Here's the audio.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I have a strong feeling that this is not the
first time Gary has had mistaken identity.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
This now, this is one where he got tired of
the press hounding him.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Sorry, Gary, I'm sorry, we're gonna have to let you go.
We're having to cut back here in the I T department,
nobody likes to hear this kind of news. Get your
dog bowl, your lease and get on out here.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
So well, and thank goodness, thank goodness, he didn't watch
a movie about everyone's lovable pit bull friend.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Uh, you know I got to say this. If I
go as far as I want to live my life
as a doult, now that's a big step, because you
know how gonna take. You know, I love animals, and
I'm gonna get me a straight up dog costume. I'm
not walking around in shredded paper, right, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
He's gonna have to invest if he's going full Boor
in this.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
There's no way this thing lasts the test of time. No,
here's how much time it took to make a shaggy
dog suit out of traded paper.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
But it's not just any dog, right, it's it's Boomer, Yeah,
the dog. I mean, it's got to look like that dog,
because I would. I was gonna say he could be
a mascot for some school that has a dog as
a mascot, a dog like a husky, hear, something like that.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Maybe that could be a way of him working out
his rang thing or whatever he's got.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Well, I've got the written story now, and now it
takes a bad turn here, Matthews would like to find
a puppy girl.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
To share his life. Shut your mouth, that's in the story. Well,
good luck with that.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
He they they say, howells for the day, But I
will just say he desires that. He desires a day
that they're medically able to do species change operations. I
really wish they.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Why not, We're already doing everything. It says here.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
I hope they figure out how to turn humans into
dogs so I can do that. I used to think
about that while I can transform, he could do that,
but later it was it was like reality saying this
is not going to happen, and I would get really depressed.
It'd be something I try not to think about because
I know I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
Not that it's taken me till now to say this,
but he ain't right, I mean, you know, right, So
that's what pushed you over the line. Pushed you over
the well, I mean, I kind of knew it in
the beginning, especially when you look at him and he's nobody.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Nobody wants to no one wants to have the wrong
kind of judgment, no one wants to be mean, and
people make their own decisions. But I think in this case,
no matter who you are what what your what your
criteria is on this? I got to say that most
people would agree, including his own parents. They have been
failures as parents. If your son desires to draw about this,

(53:46):
if your son desires to live as a dog somewhere
along the way, you really.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Drop the ball as parents.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
I mean that, I mean that would rather be a
dog than human, because this is a little different than
we raised him right in the church and he chose
to to to hit the bar scene. It's a little
different than that. I mean your son that wants to
be a dog and currently thinks he is, yes, and.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
It's disappointed that they can't actually scientifically make him a dog?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Eats on all fours guys. Wow, a lot of.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Questions where the name tag looks forward to the days
I was asking question right, that is a great leg
I would think if you're gonna be a dog, does
he does?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
He just spin out with his feet when that's one
of their that's one of their best mates, burning out?
How about that? Get your dog? You about go? Hang on,
hang on, eat wait two finishes you've been out and
plus think about it. Greg, you know you're live on.

(54:45):
That's funny, don't you know it, yeah, but I just
wouldn't say it. Don't you know he gets on your nerves? Leaves, yeah,
tear it up. You know how about this?

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Don't you know that he gets on your nerves because
every time you come home and jumps him down like
you can't believe.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
I hate that.

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