Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 41

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Tits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tits, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
All right, So we're talking about this past weekend, and
so it was the the gauntlet was going. And you know,
sometimes as the dad, when you have one of these
kind of weekends which are highly stressful for your wife
and your mom, and because you know, they got to
prepare the house and everything, you got to watch every
every move. You don't know where to stand, you don't
know what to do. Everybody keep their beds made up.
Everybody'st out of trouble, everybody, everybody fly low. Whatever Mom

(00:39):
says we need to do, let's do, don't even don't
even make a comment about it. Don't even make a comment.
I mean, I gave that whole room nobody even comment.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Just do it.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Just what you're told when you're told to do it.
A couple of times it all broke down because somebody
questioned something about what they were gonna wear, or why
am I doing well? I want you know, I said
just may keep your mouth shut, just do what you say.
So it starts on this thing on Sunday, and I
have you know, genetics are a terrible thing. I mean,
you know, there's there's so much to overcome. So my

(01:09):
dad and my brother who sits right here and now sadly,
uh my son Brody, the Tasmo young Brodrick. They have
this burgess thing where if they get their mind on something,
they won't be quiet about it, and they just keep
on get that and they just keep on going. And

(01:29):
what you keep saying is okay, we all know that,
of course, And of course we got to go by
and do that. I know, we know that. Of course
the thing we got to go over there. Hey, I
know we got where everybody knows it and they and
and there's I mean, if there's no solution, that's going
to have to happen. So all of a sudden this starts.
So we do church and then you know you're sitting
there just and then then you got one. You got

(01:50):
the other son coming from Atlanta. You know, he's not
going to get the time right. And I remember telling him,
I said, are you doing the full run with a Sunday?
I'm coming in. I'm at church on Sunday and I'm
going to full run all day. U nine thirty, Hey, whoa,
that's when church starts. Nine thirty cannot be your arrival time.
That's when it starts. And you and hey, we all

(02:12):
love being last name letter B. Today, the letter B
is working against us if you if you're a little
bit late, you're gonna miss it. When he goes up
to get his Bible from the church and gets acknowledged
and they put him up on the screen. We're B people.
You know the letter B is gonna come up quick.
Now that's a good thing. It also is a bad
thing and a long graduation because your kid gets there

(02:33):
to plumba so much longer than these w people, and
you want to give them the same attention you gave
your kids, but you're just so dumb.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Rick.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
I look at it this way. I get to relax
because your kid has made it across station. Now I
can enjoy the.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Rest because you don't know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
So I have to be in a penny. Are they
gonna trip, are they gonna fall? Or are they just
gonna pull them out of line?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
So so my son obviously the oldest son that that works,
you know, in the entertainment business, acting and movies and
TV shows and all, so, you know, doing doing theaters.
So I think I'm gonna give him one of his
one of his little terms. We're on row three. We
are a stage, right. Of course, of course he's not here.

(03:12):
Just suddenly everybody else is there. So all of a sudden,
sure enough, here comes the Here come the graduates. Hey,
here they come. I'm I'm in the parking lot. So
he's racing.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
We're in a we're in a three thousand seat okay, room,
I look up, he comes in, see him, I see him.
Where does he go? The complete opposite side? Okay? And
I'm like, and I'm giving him and I'm giving him this,
and and of course i mean graduates coming down. Yeah okay,
And I'm waving like this, And finally he sees me,

(03:46):
and then he realizes, how do I get to you
without really getting shutting this whole thing down? Coming a graduate?
And what else am I doing? I don't want my
wife to see him. I want her to think he's
on the row already, you know, because there's we got
we got mom and dadd are there. We've got a
whole pile and they're all with us all day and
I and I'm like, just sneaking. Just get on them
this way and what you why are you doing that?

(04:08):
I'm nothing. I'm just waving it.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Got a job, got here.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
And so he comes, it comes, it comes around and
he slides into them the pew just as Brooks is
going up and gets he sees it and I look
down and I'm like, sid stage and he goes dead.
In the future, just say house left and I'm like, no,
stage right, house.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
Left for the stake stage his own stage.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I said, which would be? Which would be house left?
Same thing, I said, they're the same thing. I prefer
house left. Do you prefer it? But it's the same thing,
you know what I mean? And and so so then
so anyway, so then then then we get then we
get all that done, and now we got to go
to the lunch it. Now, keep in mind, Greg, I'm
carrying with me a sitcom that would be a huge hit.

(04:57):
And that's my mom and Dad. Okay, what we doing next, Dad,
We're going over. We're going and this is where it
all went off, where we headed. We're going to do
the lunch. Now the lunch? What time is a lunch?
At eleven? Right after the church? Well, well, where are
we going right now? This ain't no lunch out here?
We will having an I said, Dad, They're gonna take

(05:18):
a picture of the class in front of the place,
in front of the conference center, a picture. Who we
ain't even done the graduation yet, now, Dad, this is
the church saying this is everybody goes to church together,
that are all graduating together. So well, this ain't briar Wood.
There's another graduation. This is not even a graduation. This
is an acknowledgment of the They got their cap and

(05:40):
gowns on. Is this when we get our picture with Brooks? Well,
why don't we just do a picture with him here
and the hell with the rest of us. And I'm
like and I'm like, Dad, but this is not the
official graduation. Did he not walk on the stage and
somebody hand him something? Yet you take a picture of it.
We're done. But I'm like, no, Dad, that's not But
that's not graduates. This is not graduation. It's not graduation.

(06:04):
He did not go to Shade Mountain High School. He
went to Barwood. We ain't their Borrowood. Yet that's later.
So then we get out there, so we get to
the lunch. So then I announced, in very Bubba fashion,
after the lunch, we will go directly to graduation. What
and then now and now the other sciens?

Speaker 5 (06:22):
What?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Dad, what? We're going directly to the graduations two hours.
We're going directly. We're gonna get a good seat and
we're just gonna tailgate. We're just gonna stay there and
we're gonna grind this thing out and we're gonna love it.
We're gonna celebrate this special moment. I can't believe we're
going for two hours. That's what we're doing. That that's

(06:44):
we're gonna get there like one o'clock. I know that's
two hours. Hey, I can add son, I know that.
I know that one plus two is three, and three
is when graduation starts. I can't believe it doing two hours. Hey, buddy, Brody,
look at me right here, everybody, Hey, Dad, just a mint, honey.
We're going to the grad that's the end of it.
That's what we're gonna do. I don't know why we

(07:04):
do it, because I said it's over. There's no way
you get out of this. We're going directly. You know
it's gonna be two hours. I know the math, how about.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
But with that crowd and the weather looked like it
was about to go south, you needed to do well.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I said this too. I said, Now here's the other option,
which is the worst option. I'm gonna corral the children
of Israel and I'm gonna drive them across the desert
back to the house. Get them back to the house.
Everybody's gonna scatter, everybody's taking the shoes off. And then
I got and within thirty minutes probably I got around
everybody up again, and then we got to get back
in the car. We ain't doing that, no, By golly,

(07:43):
when I'm done today, I'm done with it all. We're
grinding this thing till we have nothing left, you.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
We're going all the way home with this. And it's
gonna start with hanging out at the church for the
graduation for two hours. That's part of your Yes, let
me tell you you're gonna do hang out of the
church for two hours. You realize I mean one o'clock.
That's way to earth. I said, now, Brodie, here's the thing,
and this is my final word on this one. Day
you will actually have a family of your own, and
you'll go to graduation whenever you want to. And and

(08:12):
I said, you can talk to your wife. If you
have a wife, it wants you to go to y'all
work that out. But today I said, I'm getting out,
I'm getting out my credentials. Hey, today I'd like to
announce that I'm running this thing. And I said, and
and and we are going to the church directly from here,
and we're gonna get an outstanding seat, and then we're
gonna go through the next miserable part, and that is
saving seats for all the different family that hadn't come

(08:35):
to what we've already done, but they're going to pick
it up here. Now we're bringing in both. Now we're
bringing in in laws. Now, we're bringing in bowdines. We're
bringing in burgesses and aren't there yet, We're bringing in
greg Now, we're bringing everybody in. So now we start
the fight of the burgesses taking over territory. And the
burgesses are all alpha people. We're alpha males. We're out
of females, and we're just like we're marking territory. We're

(08:58):
taking over rows che goes. I don't know that we
should take four rows. We're taking four.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
We're taking four.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
We got here at one, we're taking four. And and
then what we do, we'll we'll give up a row
as we don't need it, okay, and people come up
as well, y'all got we got every bit of this.
Don't even look at it. Been here since one o'clock. Rick,
you we've been here one. You're gonna come here at
one forty five and take it. That ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Rick, You'll you'll sneeze and look up, sob I'll jump
in on you gotta be.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
On row had guards on I had. I had sherry Burgess,
which is really all you need. Yeah, and then I
had me, and then I had dad, and then I
had Nana. Ain't nobody getting our stuff hold up here?
Of course, then the boys get embarrassed on we part
of it, you know. I mean that I don't want
to sit here and I don't want to but we're Wow,
we're taking over a lot area. Yeah, bro, are you
talking again? We're gonna be here one. We're gonna take

(09:46):
over area and like that.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
So what time did you physically get to the church?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Ten minutes to one twelve fifty twelve fifty Wow. He
sent me a text about the seating, and I just
I left the house. I said, did I get the
time wrong? No, No, he was already there.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Well, look, you have to I get there. You know,
I get booz and hisses from trying to get there
at one forty five.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
And it starts at three. Thing was already about quarter
to four.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
I know, I know last year. I think the crowd
was earlier this year because last year we got in
and got on the front row, which is better for pictures,
and we we had to come several rows back.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Look, I'd get I was. I was kind of getting
high stressed. And keep in mind I'm only halfway through
the day at this but it was nice and cooling there,
but the day had started early. I do want to
apologize to the one woman with the walker that was
on that Yeah, I look, look you're you're ma'am. You're right, Yeah,
you mean, slinger out of the way. Well, I was
just like I said, you know, when she was coming down,
I said, look, I know you struggling. Don't come another isle.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
I saved the staff.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
All I said was I said, your seats, your shot
starts right there. Anything beyond that almost send you back. Yeah,
and you can't turn that walk out and not already
I was a little sorry at the rope looked.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Good and there's a little bit of an incline, so
you be careful. You'll you'll stick your.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Foot in that carpet.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
You know.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Well what I said was that I do I text everybody.
I said to you, all burdesses and bow duns, I am,
I have seats gathering, but there will be a time
when I will reluctantly I'll give these seats up. Yeah
you got so if you're not here by this time,
you're on your own. But if you have your house
left or right, Yeah, well then I said, I tell
you what, because I now I got blake women. I said,

(11:23):
I said, where house left? Brow grow three, which is
really stayed right. They're the same thing. So, by golly,
we had the best seats in the house.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
We'll be back ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I'm fifty pick on me. So they got an old
man on the cake with a walker. Yep, there you go.
Well they got the because ric let's face it, I
gave you that harsh reality, this morning reality, this morning.
Don't say your middle agiyat more. I don't think you're
gonna see a hundred halfway home. That started a whole
nother conversation that we're gonna get emails about. Well, yeah, yeah,
it was.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
Now you're going to get emails.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, you're the one that said it. I don't
know if you know that. Yeah, you hate this part. Yeah,
take in front of you. How quick he blew out
the kids. It's like, that's good.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Just a kid.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
His birthdays always went south. It's terrible. But one time
he had a complete shut down because somebody put nuts
on his cake. Do you remember? Mother has a picture
of that. My mother has a picture. It's my birthday.
I'm less than four. Because we lived in burning woman
worked hard to making a cake in the neighborhood. And
he didn't like anything with nuts on it. And she
made a cake and sprinkle some some of these and
he said, he's sitting there, what was the picture? All
the kids are smiling, everybody's happy. He's down there, mad

(12:30):
and angry and just and and the woman's all excited.
She made me cake, and he's and he's mad about
it because she didn't make the way he wanted. I
think I was like three. I don't even remember it. Boy,
that face you have, that picture is priceless. I wish
all you kids are a birthday party picked me. I'm like, yeah,
he's had to look on his face as the rest
of his life started. Then I started. Then put that
on the cake. Though. Hey, the woman was trying to

(12:52):
be hot. That's right, U prayer of that time he
told the woman her pancakes tastes like paper. You tore
up for that one got a whip. They weren't very good.
I got to tell they weren't great. Yeah, you wanted
to say what you had a little bit more discernment
you were looking at because I was five not three. Yeah,

(13:13):
but I think you got yell in the middle and
you got chocolate. I want this corner you Edgar's Bakery.
They always do a great everybody in the going tickets. Yeah,
everybody's I'll want a piece of Greg's fifty a birthday cake.
We'll take here. Bob's not here and he would eat
like this mine. Yeah, we're gonna have more to share.
The absence above but means there's much more cake. Yes, yeah, now, Greg,

(13:35):
the gifts just keep on coming. Now, these make me nervous.
When has songs, if he's written a song about you, yeah, chocolate, okay,
Adler Adler has has written Who's has has written a song?

Speaker 10 (13:51):
That's that's the ones By the way, chocolate, do you
see that they recovered in chocolate?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
And you say whose they are? Of course they're bro
yes another or not? Yeah, So we tried to we're
trying not to mask with Bubba's stuff while he's here.
We make all this stuff and let me move it
because he didn't like inbody to touch his stuff. And uh,
and there's been chocolate that's gotten a lot of chocolate.

(14:23):
It's like a time we borrowed his stuff and we
got popcorn and oh yeah that was bad. So so anyway,
Adler Adler's got you got a birthday song for Greg Gosh,
you never know how they are going to go when
you're the subject of one of his songs. It could
be good. It could be he may trash you, which
in this case, I see that coming.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
I'm gonna do that a little bit.

Speaker 11 (14:44):
By the way, you saying old ladies, Uh, pancakes tastes
like paper.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Is hilarious, tastes like paper.

Speaker 11 (14:50):
Yeah, I told my grandma and this was I didn't
know better. I asked my grandma one time, what's that
brown stuff on your teeth?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
My parents were like your little mouse chocolate everyone you
know them.

Speaker 11 (15:11):
That's that's really funny. How you guys just you know,
on the side note, that's really funny. How you guys
pretended not to care about the Euro this past weekend,
you know, the big soccer tournament.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, poshable winning and stuff. That's funny.

Speaker 11 (15:21):
How you guys pretended not to talk, you know, talk
about it.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I know that was a big moment for you and
like Slow s Fest this weekend in Birmingham.

Speaker 11 (15:27):
That's funny. How you guys aren't like talking about it.
Just but even though you're all pumped up about.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
I'm with you. I'm I'm so excited about it. I'm
actually flying thousands of miles. It's gonna be tight though. Okay, okay, sorry,
here we go back to it. Let me let me
check out the guitar. You got good, I'm good.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
All right.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
There's a song. It's dedicated Greg and baby girl she died?
Was that she died?

Speaker 11 (15:55):
Well, it's you can pouring one out for Greg. You
know about that sorry, all right, it's happy birthday. Greg's
my dog.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
She died.

Speaker 11 (16:06):
This is the song for Greg's fiftieth birthday. He hates
sunshine and he hates rainbows. He's actually happy to complain
when he stubs his webbed toes. He's always trying to
be sharp, doing a fake car dealership remote, always chewing
on something like a dang old billy girl one. Today, brother,

(16:30):
his glass is half empty. He's got a permanent frown.
He hates it when they let the water boy score.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
A touch down. That's true.

Speaker 11 (16:43):
He used to be a hard worker climbing a power pole,
but now he's.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Getting sprayed tans and he's getting a light bow.

Speaker 11 (16:54):
Speaking of poles, Greg wants to give a shout out
to all the nikkis that're listening.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
They're not We're not off yet. Greg prefers misery. He'd
rather not sell a braid.

Speaker 11 (17:06):
So when you see him on the street, don't say
happy birthday. Just kick him in the crunch and spit
in his face, pull out his last three hairs and
throw them away, Push him to the ground and give
him a little stomp stomp, or just sit on his face.

Speaker 12 (17:26):
If you're a big mama, womp. Speaking speaking of Big
Mama wam wamp. Shout out to all the Peggy's out there.
Greg's got root Tourett. He'll say whatever he please, but
he forgets.

Speaker 11 (17:44):
He got beat up by a man that was all
elbows and all. Greg's getting old, guys. I heard him
talking about.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Football the other day.

Speaker 11 (17:57):
I think he's slipping because he kept talking about the cornerback.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's pronounced quarterback, you idiot.

Speaker 11 (18:09):
Greg sent you fifty. You may need a heart replacement
in a pinch. Luckily for you, the perfect donor match.
We just got to track down the grinch your birthday present.
I was gonna get you a halopen you want a
stick over a case of beer, but you already got
your gift. Cous Baba's not here, miss one. You're the

(18:35):
curmudgeon of curmudgeons, but I still think you're nifty.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Happy birthday, Greg, good night.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Your fifty.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Shout out to pay per taxing.

Speaker 12 (18:52):
Projas shot at.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
That may be one of your better ones. I take
that one right there. That was all I had a
lot of materials. Good buddy you. You could have written
eight songs about it. Could have been a sonet' it
ate the song and song.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
Yack ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
It started a while ago, like at one rogue about
you grill, but now that it seems to be standard.
And this is the little squirt gun they have of
water that looks like an old school a little old
little school boy with his little blue hat on and
his little his little jacket going to.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
There's a different variations and they.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Do a little some of the back and it drops
his pants and it shoots water out like he's tee
teeing on you. And I remember seeing that one time,
going you know, in today's environment, that's gonna be a problem.
Now it shouldn't be. I mean, you don't see anything.
It's just a little piny, little plastic, little little plastic,
little boy looking thing. Well, it's happened. Murphy's Burro can't
believe it's happening. There By the way, Murphy's Burro has

(19:57):
responded to a local Japanese rest right right there, the
one on Old Fort Parkway, you'll know, the one Haibachi grill.
We actually have someone there claiming this is sexual harassment,
sexual harassment, that she has been sexually harassed because the
man because of the hibachi griller, the old chef himself
squirted water at her from a plastic little boy with

(20:19):
his pants down.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
No haibachi for.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
You, And they say on the Marshall harassment, I want
you to know that on these little dolls, because I've
seen it a thousand times, they are not anatomically correct.
It's just water that comes out of that area. You
don't see it.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Well, Rick, the police even examined, oh my gosh, the the.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Instrument here of this complaint, and they said that there's
there's not even any anatomical markings. There's just a hole
where water comes out.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
It's a water gun.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, it's what it is, exactly. Well, I actually have
a w g N S there stretch. Their person there
actually interviewed the lady. Oh good, and and here's that.

Speaker 13 (21:00):
A pornography doll that had a weenie on it, and
when he pulled its fans down, it squirted me right
in the face in front of all my children who
are miners.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Was it water that was squirted out of it?

Speaker 7 (21:10):
What was it?

Speaker 13 (21:11):
I hope it was water, because he got me right
in the face.

Speaker 11 (21:14):
What did you say to the cook who did it?

Speaker 13 (21:17):
My husband went ballistic. He told them, do not touch
that credit card. I'm calling the cops. That sexual harassment,
and you don't squirt a lady in the face of
the wing.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Well, there's a bank nine right there.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
Is.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
The police examined this instrument and told her there was
no anatomical marking, no weenie.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
And plus lady in front of her. They're miners, seriously
thought it was hilarious. Well, yeah, they thought it was hilarious.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Do you mean to tell me she didn't know that
this was a standard routine at a bachi Japanese restaurant.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
She didn't know that.

Speaker 10 (21:57):
Well that's a five bunch, like so much butt, but here,
don't touch that credit card.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Hey, calling the cops, calling the cops.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
All that by the time, I bet by the time
was over, he wanted to put that credit card on
the grill and cut it up.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Guys, guys, I don't care if it did have a
plastic weedy on. It's still you don't call the cops.
Here's the thing, guys, we have we have policemen in
law enforcement right now being gunned down by assassins, and
we got and we've got a grown man, a grown
man that has called the police to the Abachi grill
because a plastic doll had water coming out an area
that looked like it was where a little boys little

(22:35):
t t might be, and it squirted as you know,
the let's say that. Let's say the in the best
scenario where you think, hey, hey man, you know I
don't do that. I don't really like watching that happen.
Don't squirt that over. I don't want water on me.
End of something. You call the police. You call the police,
you know, you call the police. If the hibachi chef

(22:55):
stands up behind the grill drops his pants, Yeah, that's
a you're an ates over the onion volcano into your face. Yes,
now now you got you. Now you got to get it.
You got to get on the phone, you know what
I mean. You got to get somebody out here. Now
you all want to grab on them knives.

Speaker 14 (23:14):
You'll say, you'll you'll say you're not like your skying.
Now now you got something. Okay, but come on, man,
come on, you know what it is. They got you.
We've said it again.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
She makes my head.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
People in this country have it so good. They invent problem. Yeah, Rick,
you know what I mean. It's because they want to
be have some kind of duress being a victim is
because we love being a victim and we love and
the sad part about it.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
That's America.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Keep in mind, this is another example of now the
true crime of sexual harassment, which is dark and twisted.
It gets disregarded because people label it with something like this, yep,
because somebody says, you know, I hadn't been a victim,
and I sure would like to be. I got to
find something that's a far cry.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
From say what Bill Clinton would do to you?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Correct, Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Troy Aikman is our is our guests. Troy im gonna
be a joining the Fox team this this this fall
for football season.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Replacing the legendary Johns No pressure, the big cheese the field.

Speaker 15 (24:18):
Well, I tried to What I try to say is that, uh,
you know John's still on the air.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
I I think it would be much harder if.

Speaker 15 (24:25):
John had retired and left the air, and uh and
then if someone was going in the booth with Pat
Summer all, then you can definitely draw the comparisons. I
tend to rationalize it a little bit and say, you know,
those people that want to hear John Madden, there's a
bunch of them that still do. They can tune to
him on Monday night. And our team is completely different,
you know, going to be his new sidekig. So we're

(24:46):
doing a three man booth with Chris Collinsworth and Joe
buck and and myself. That's an I like, I think
it'll be a good, good team and uh and hopefully, uh,
you know, John obviously set a standard there at the
Fox Network that we hope the match.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Well, he's on the phone now, John Maddens, John, you
never know, Hey.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Guys, Uh, Troy Aikman was was a great player, and
hopefully we'll be able to do what with what I
was doing. But when you're when you're trying to play
and you go from playing to talking, it's probably not
going to be the same kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
John Well directly rightman's face.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
It's like, my gosh, I really, John, I mean, I mean,
you got guys, there's guy more. I mean, Troyman is
probably the best quarterback in the world. If you don't
count like thirty forty other guys that play. I mean
you got you got guys like you Brett Fireman and
you could throw the ball without moving his arm. You

(25:45):
got guys like Marino. Let me try. I mean this
guy really, I mean, he's great right on the field.
Now now he's going to be touting off the field.
And when you're touching down the field and off the field,
then you're you're completely tested.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
That that pretty much sums it up.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
You really are. And I mean, you know whatever. Whenever
I talk about tell you I love the guy. I
love played and I love it. I mean, the guy
always was great for a great interview with Pat and
I always love the talking to him and talking about
the Cowboys. The Cowboys were one of the greatst the
teams the franchise in the world.

Speaker 15 (26:24):
And this guy is really good.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Is that not the most incredible impression job you've ever heard?
I'll tell you John is.

Speaker 15 (26:34):
He's a very close friend of mine. I know John
really very you know, very very well. And he's got
him that he has got him down to.

Speaker 16 (26:42):
Tell him to stop hating me.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
He doesn't like Frank's impression. This is Frank Kelly, this
is Troy Hey. He As a matter of fact, Frank,
you use a comment that John made about Troy in
your act one time about the contacts.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Yeah, here's a guy who when he purchased contacts and
he can see better. Remember watching Troy. What time Troy
didn't have his context and the contact pop When the
contact pops out, it's not in your rye anymore. And
when it's not in your rye anymore, please tell him
to like me.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Work on John.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
And so you heard that John heard him?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Oh, yeah, he didn't like it. Well that's uh.

Speaker 15 (27:26):
You know, John's better known as the eight hundred pound gorilla.
When John doesn't like something, yeah it.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Wasn't it didn't.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
It didn't.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Your agent talk to his agent and they all expect
it to be this big love fast and then his agent,
John didn't like it.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
My management up manager went up there and said, man,
what do you think of this guy? Because it's wonderful
John Madden impression. I don't like it. I don't like it.

Speaker 15 (27:48):
Well, you know Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel does a does
a skit you know on the pregame show.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
That's him me, that's that's Frank who did the pregame
skit about John.

Speaker 15 (27:57):
Oh this is the same guy. Okay, you're right, John
does not like Yeah, you're right about that one. But
I'll tell you what I'll give you this much. John
doesn't like it, but everyone else and Fox loves it.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Can't help but notice it. Ja t has come in
here again today with yet another injury.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Well, this weekend we decided to rearrange Michael's room. He's
nine years old, my son. You know how psyched you
were when you got a new bed.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Oh, so he wants a futon and and is the futon?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Is that the you know, it turns into a couch
and then and then it's a bed.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, yeah, boy, Matt, all right, I'm not for two.
First when it comes to my bedding, my bed has
to be should be in bed, bad bad.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
That as a nine year old. You can imagine how
psyched you are.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
You should hear Greg birds to speech against day beds.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Wow, but go ahead, it's really in the day bed.
But so Judy wants to set out on this big
trip to go find a futon for Michael's bed, and we'll,
you know, putty up all the walls and repainted stuff
around and get him a nice new foodton and get
rid of this bunk bed that's it's a full on
the bottom and a twin on top. He's outgrown and
he wants to get rid of it in black Metal.
He wants to go to wood Foodton. So we're like,
why you're so locked in on footon? Well, Sammy had one,

(29:12):
you know or whatever, but he.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Is, you say, you Sammy jump off cliff.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
So Judy says that let's just go look all right?
So I said, instead of just blindly driving around the city,
let's why don't we look it up in the yellow Pages.
So we find this place called the Bed and Futon
Gallery out there in Alabasta. By the way, Jay Willoughby
bought a food time. Here we go and I walk
in and Roy Mitchell, the owner by the way, has
got the station on, and I'd forgot I just Jennifer, and.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
That just happened to have your station shirt on.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Look when the station was on. JT beginning to grind
for Erdeocasse. JT is also known as the deal Cutter.
To hand all deal Cutt.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
You've heard of the daisy cutter, He's the deal cutter
and he leaves as big a mark as a daisy cuts.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Incredible.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
So I go in and I had just come off
of promote that I'd done, and I had my shirt
on it and I forgot about having the shirt.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Absolutely, So I go in the Stato shopping let me
get my logo shirt out.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
You know what my shirt yet?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, we got to go pick up some stuff. Where's
my logo shirt?

Speaker 7 (30:14):
You know?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
So we go in and the guy says, ninety four
point five dude, you work with Rick and Boba. I
sit here, I said, as a matter of fact, I'm
their boss. And I had introduced myself as my real
name first, because he came out and introduced himself. So
I said, uh, yeah, I work with those guys, and uh,
what do you do there? Well, I'm the program director

(30:37):
and I'm on the air. Who are you? You're JT?
I said, yeah, you know. He says, I listen to
that show all the time. I love it. I used
to not listen to it, and then somebody said, hey,
just give him a week and now he's addicted. So
a shout out to Roy Mitchell at the bed and
Futon place. So I buy this futon there. Yeah, and
the place is packed full of futons full ton. So

(31:00):
we get back to the house.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Is that making you hungry at the work?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yes, it is, And he says, do you want the
one that's already assembled on the floor, or do you
want the one in the box?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Assume don't tell me you went with the box.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I went with the box.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Oh bad joy?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
This JT waye probably trying to save money. The other
one was a little bit more expensive.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Well, no, I had I had no this was down
hornet with me.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
This was easier to rest his car before the guy
changed his mind on giving JT.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
A deal.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
You had the brown Hornet, which is your car that's
been in your family for about six generations, right, and
he could.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Also do a sharpion right now? How many times he
was to mention the guys store on the box, so
it was like a contract.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
No. So anyway, I said, I gotta, I gotta take
in the box. Because he goes, well, what are you driving?
I said, well, I got the eighty five and he says,
not the brown horn So he was aware of the
brown Hornet. So we pull it around. We get that.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
You have to be aware.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Hey, you parked that thing next to my truck the
other day. I wish you'd move that thing down the lot.
Look not good. I'm afraid you gonna scratch me because
that thing hits it. But that four three fifty.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Will not stand up to the brown horn.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
What it is.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
You gotta walk through that old to get in your
car yourself.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
All right, grandpa. So anyway, we get home and uh,
we're moving furniture around. Well, my son has a white
desk that, uh was probably a hand me down from
I forgot where we got it, but was a white desk.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
He used all you got it from another client.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, so we have to disassemble it. Judy says, this
desk has to go. We're gonna you know, we're rearranging
the room and the desk is falling apart. So I'm
laying on the floor taking the screws apart from the
desk because there are some kind of new fangled way
to screw things. And you screw a side screw and
it releases this screw.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Yeah, that is that is furniture that you got put
together like from it comes in a kit, right, you
turn it a turn and it comes right exactly.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Well, I hadn't put this together. We bought that one
or brought it in already assembled away. So I'm unassembling
this thing. I'm going I can't figure this. You know,
this thing won't screw and then all of a sudden
it moves a little bit. I'm like, oh, one of
those little like you just said, quarter turned and then
it releases, so I'm careful. I got the top part
of the desk off, I got the side, the legs

(33:10):
are off, and now there's one piece running down the
middle that's like a floor joist that supports the whole system.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
If you just yawned a ja's talking about a dash
by one not going.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
And the thing that's it's got one center beam running
down the middle of the desk underneath it. So I
released the one quarter turnscrew on the one end, and
the side panel pops off. So I'm holding it with
my left hand. I'm like, all right, great, So I
released the other one and I've got my hand on
the desk part, not the joyst part, the joyst part.
All I can think of is as it falls into

(33:44):
my face from about on arm's length away, I'm a
good I look like Chevy Chase when he opens the
attic stairs door, and you know the Christmas vacation in
the ladder or Cherry when you roll the desk down
stairs in yours. So it slams into my face, clips
my nose hits right here above my top lip and

(34:05):
right on the bottom up and all I feel now
is the sweet taste of blood running in my mouth.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
Yes, top and bottom lip.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yes, I mean how much it is?

Speaker 9 (34:20):
Well?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
First, yeah, the whole thing is collapsed on me, not
just this one piece. And Michael's in the room and
he goes, Daddy, Daddy, daddy, And I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to assess how actually hurt I am.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Man.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Maybe it's just the busted lip. Maybe I've cracked a skull.
I'm not I don't know. I'm trying to assess in
a matter of three seconds how bad I'm injured. So
he comes over and he pulls the table up like
you know you've heard people getting adrenaline and lifting cars
off people. He is so panicked I'm hurt in the crowd.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Of the Hult and and he's that guy's story out
of here and give you for free.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
So he's yelling for Judy, Jeddy, Jeddy. My are yelling mommy, mommy,
come up. Daddy needs your help. She's like, I'll be
up there in a minute. She was in the kitchen
get doing something. He didn't say it. I said, Michael.
Tell her, tell her I'm hurt. Daddy's bleeding. And then

(35:35):
here I heard a lama up the stairs. Are you okay?
What's about telling her?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I'm tell her I'm bleeding.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
So I say, I'm bleeding, So I get they lift
the desk off of me. Blood is down my chin
and in my mouth, and I'm thinking, all right, and
all I can think of. Do you remember Sam Kennison
was in the car right, Yes, he got up and
walked around everything. He thought he was fine, and then
all of a sudden he dropped Dad. And I'm thinking,
delavery action. Death is coming any second. All right, I'm

(36:06):
I'm y'all, don't leave me alone for at least thirty
minutes alone.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Samkinson gonna walk around him.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
He's like, okay, just a bad little crash. I'm okay,
I'm walking. Whoa, I don't feel good. And then so
you know he's dead, but you can still see the swelling. Ye,
you know he's dead, but the footon's up. And thanks
again everybody. Roy Mitchell. He's a big fan of your show.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
You wanted to You better hope it affect you in sitting.
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Now I'm okay, but wow, it hurt. It really hurt.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I member, my friend of ours have his lip removed
after what he thought was just a fat lip.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
Here burn black only we'll.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Be back ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Miss Kay call in, Hey, miss Kay, go ahead.

Speaker 17 (36:57):
Good morning fields, mister mister helps It and mister Greg.

Speaker 18 (37:03):
I knew it was going to show up sometime and
yeah it is so so what what is that, miss
k Well, it's come to my attention that one of
my friends contacted me last evening about how they caught
me letting that little bird on the TV.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, yeah, we miss Kay, we saw that video last night.
I know you were in a very serious situation. So
I hate that happened. Had you had you had something
maybe for lunch.

Speaker 17 (37:28):
Or well I had down meant billy cheafsteak oli and
I had fought it with a cottage cheese and just
had cottage. She just didn't set up there, well, and
they just wanted to pop back.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Up, say hello, right, pop back up and say hello. Well,
you know it happens to all of us, it does.
Well not not use it at press conference, but it
does happen to us.

Speaker 19 (37:51):
That is true that it came out of the attic
in the basement, so true, even though the mic might
not have picked it up. You're right, yeah, well, I'm
I'm sorry about that, but you know, we all have

(38:13):
to welse now. Then it just happened, and I apologize.
It was a very serious moment, hurting boss stating so
many of that are hurting and the loss of such
a young life. Oh but but I just want to
apologize for that if you want to share up with
the working bubble world. But it's just fine with me.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Well, we thought about we would play it, you know,
because a lot of people may not have heard it,
and but now you're owning it, which I think makes
kind of softens the blow a little bit.

Speaker 17 (38:43):
Well, I mean, who wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Right, yeahound, thank you for clarifying here.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Philly Steak with little cottage chief just asked the guy
in the mask behind her the puller finger, we have
it if Speedy can survive playing it for us. I mean,
we're just reporting the news. I mean, this is.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
It's it's a difficult situation on multiple levels. Yeah, I
wish I wouldn't play it.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Cut go ahead, But Greg bubb was trying to get
back on the good side of things after going against
Trump trying to rebuild it. Here again, serious press conference
we got the question was asked.

Speaker 16 (39:34):
There againning the beginning beginning, excuse me, beginning they are beginning.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
I won't help.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
And the reason why this is not something else happened.
I mean, she says excuse me, and the one I say,
the one I saw she says excuse me and then
keeps moving and that correct.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah, yeah, there's there's an issue here. I think that's
the nineteen twenty mark. And at the nineteen eleven mark,
I think we had a small one. Uh and I
you know, we've all been there and you go, oh,
I got a bigger one developing.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I think.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
I think what I did is try to grab it
while you were while you were doing that, so you're good.
Let me let me say if I have it. Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 20 (40:42):
There it is is so it excuse me, let me hears.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
We've lost Yeah, I love If you're choking on something,
just let us know. Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Okay it is.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
They are.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
We're getting.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Trying to try to take her away, and then I
need you to I got it. Now you're just total substitute,
total substitute.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Okay, they were Againning, I got the face.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I was maybe maybe half a second off, So you
have to work on try it again.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Sit here, we'll get this.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
There were beginning.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
What kind of people are trying to do? Man? That
was perfect? Let's stop one more? Am I going with original?
Or am I coming? I need that? You need just
some damn?

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Okay, there be Againning?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
We got again?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Yah Againning.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
A little bit off. You can't grab light in the
bottle twice?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Beginning you didn't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
You're having some kind of weird rigs. Well, this is
his weird placing gets I've got mixed emotions. All right,
that's good, said.

Speaker 18 (42:50):
He.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Here's the original though, in case people just aren't here.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
You already here.

Speaker 16 (42:57):
There, againing.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
With it?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I got it here? Focus?

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah again?

Speaker 21 (43:23):
What an unfortunately my hand by the way, Yeah, I
saw your change. Okay, all right, I knew it hurts.
You're getting but yeah, you had to stay with I
was out.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Of controls all everything. Well, it could have been worse.
I wish no, well, you said, adding versus basement. Yeah,
that's right, not fairness. So the minx probably wouldn't pick
that one.

Speaker 8 (43:44):
Maybe what adding our basement? Why is that so funny?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I don't Why is that funny?

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Chad?

Speaker 8 (43:53):
No, It's always been funny.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
No matter what, Chad in Tennessee. Back to the game.
Back to the game, star respectful people who are laughing
very hard. Right now.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
That's it, last one, no more, no more. We made
the point, that's it, and it happened. So that's that's it.
This this this, let's let's let's move on.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
That's it, no more, no.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
More.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Let me get it.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Excuse me, excuse me. We'll be getting to the state,
so that's good. Excuse me A slight? Yeah, all right,
I want you to get you. Look at it one bill.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
I think I'm getting COVID here again.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
All right, yeah, let's stop game stop. I want to
go back to the game. So because there's a guy
on the phone that said he did this and then
he made money on it, you've got somebody says they
made money, as they call it, pump. What if this
was our theme for game stop? We had to play
this for short to stop.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
Well, I've heard of that technique before.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, we got it. But in order to do this,
we have to do that. A lot of growth treg
A lot of growth out of you, A lot of
growth out of Greg.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
They we're getting.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Speak might now go all right, So Chad in Tennessee,
Hey Chad, So did you just make a noise?

Speaker 9 (45:38):
Chid?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I go ahead, Chad, but tell us about you. You
did this game stop thing.

Speaker 18 (45:47):
Oh well, I got out way too early.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
So I bought GameStop about three years ago for seventeen
about seventeen dollars a share.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
I just bought a little bit just to play around with.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
And it got all down about three dollars a ship.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
On it, and.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Heard, all right, we'll be back eight six six. We
be big is our number? More your phone calls standing
by at eight six six, We be Big. Our website
Rickenbubba spelled after wordand dot com. More of the Rick
and Bubba show coming up when we come back.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Beginning Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Recapping the beach trip. So you got three guys, three husbands,
and you got three wives. And of course, so I knew,
I knew it wasn't going to be enough. Now, remember,
don't forget this last year's beach trip. One of the
husbands made the mistake of trying to lead the light

(47:00):
trip and did not tell Sherry come in on the
left and he and she ran him into gravel and
cut his knee off. You remember that, Yeah, you need
it if you're.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Going to trust people are envisioning casual bike ride. We're
gonna talk and enjoy the scenery. That's no, no, it's
we're working.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
So I knew it wasn't gonna be enough because we
had one of those kind of bike rides earlier on Saturday.
And this is when the host to you rent box.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
Is that how that went?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
And they'll bring them right to the house and every
that's really cool, they'll bring them the good I mean
they old up here, Yeah, I mean these remember these
are not non have gears. They're not they're no gears.
They're just no gears, no gears, beach. It's the old
speech fashion. Now Sherry rides it like I say, like
it's Lean's armstrong. But anyway, so these are really designed
for hey, this is what Speedy's talking about. They're designed

(47:47):
for us to all ride together and talk as we
stroll through the neighborhood tonight from a few days off
or maybe down to where we're eating lunch okay or something,
or breakfast or something. So uh so, Sherry, I pulled
off two things this week, and that was really unbelievab
from a husband's standpoint. Uh, you know, you ever come
back say I think I played well, I think I
did well.

Speaker 8 (48:07):
This is all you could do? You just say that's
all I could.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
I tell you what I did, Bubba is I did
everything I enjoy and carved out the things I didn't like.
Now you can rarely do.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
That, right, Okay, it's usually you have to take the
good with the bad.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
So anyway, so the couple that it's their house who
hosted everybody, you know, you kind of have a feeling
of I'm going to kind of show everybody around. And
so he kind of led a bike ride on Saturday.
And I felt bad for the other husbands because they
fear this thing of cheery as well. And they saw
what she did to duck trappings and and and I said,

(48:39):
and they kind of thought, well, ever, we got the
bike ride in that was't about I said, Oh guys,
that's that's not it. That that won't do what we
just did right now, won't do We didn't travel thirty miles,
we traveled a couple a two mile bike ride for
her that that little that little account of back ride
has not been filled.

Speaker 8 (48:58):
That's just the warm up.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, she looked at that as getting the lay of
the land. We're going on a bad bike ride, guys
if we don't do something, okay, And so now they're
terrified for the rest of the weekend. When is it
gonna happen? So we go through. So I dodge shrimp boil,
which is always an issue the low Country shrimp bol
because Cherry is gonna make that on Saturday night on
the weekend beach strip. Count on it. It's delicious. We

(49:21):
all love it. But then you're usually because you're now
connected to the wife that makes the shrimp boil, you'll
get pulled into her going to the store and getting
everything when you're on the beach, like you like it,
or you're just kind of chilling watching the game, you know,
or whatever it is, because I just like being at
the beach, like this man talks about even if we're

(49:41):
not doing anything. So all of a sudden, I hear, hey,
I need to go get everything for the shrimp bowl.
And I'm like, and I get my hands on my chair,
to get up, and I hear the women go, hey,
we'll go with you. Hey, why don't we just go
do that? And then we'll do this and we'll hit that,
and I want to show you this. Guys, y'all just
want to stay here beach. I said, well, I mean,

(50:03):
do we have to? Then I did the dangerous thing,
which nearly canceled two friendships. Do you want us to
go get it? You know, because you want that all?
Did not mean that you want that on record?

Speaker 17 (50:14):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Let let us go take lazers that you don't ask again,
and then we'll go. Then we'll go back to the house.
And the three guys we sat there and wants the
sun go down on the beach, just talking about life,
talking about Jesus, talking about foot, this the whole thing
so soon. Yeah, so I dodged that. So then we
do the shrimp bullets fantastic, We watch the ball games,
we have fun, We sit around, everybody goes to bed,

(50:35):
and then here comes the next morning. I do that
roll over and I see that the side of the
bed where my wife is is empty, and I hear
her shuffling around, and here she comes out, and she's
got a workout clothes on and she's got that hat
on with her ponytail coming out the back and she

(50:57):
means business read for the back ride, and she goes
let me know what she goes. Let me let me
ask you this. I know not everybody likes to take
these back rides, but I think that Julie, which is
one of the women, I think she wants to go
with me. Now the two of us could just go
and all of a sudden like be very careful, be

(51:19):
very careful.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
Even act like you're away very very Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Hey, what's up. I just want you to know I
love and I love you. I love I love our
I love our back ride. But I don't I don't
think John and I don't think John and Martin want
to go. I better stay here with them.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I don't know if I should go out and leave.
It's rude. And see that is down here and so
so he I think you want to spend the time
to you. So so then God love her heart. So
now it almost turns into the women are going to
do their thing today and the men are going to
do theirs, which is great, But then caught in the

(51:56):
crossfire is Lynn Garnett and Lynn is a lot in
the camp with with with with those that don't really
want to do the bike ride and I but feel
some obligation.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
The poor Lynn there's right there. This picture is when
it's about to happen.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
She doesn't know what's coming.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
She doesn't know what's coming. And then they're smiling because
so she definitely doesn't. And then Lynn comes down kind
of says, you know what, I think I'm gonna try
the bike rider.

Speaker 8 (52:24):
She was thinking, like what you'd already been one Lynn.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
And she's got But then there's that side of me
that I'm willing to sacrifice Lynn for me not to go,
you know what I mean? You know, And I'm like,
j yeah, oh Lynn, Lynn, you feel guilty for just
a sa for a second. Then I see her husband wait,
going there's nothing we can do for it. She's gonna
have to learn, she's got to learn. And she's like, no,

(52:49):
I think I can do it. I want to do it.
And she was like are you sure? Yeah, I want to.
I want to. I want to quarter her away in Oh, Greg,
we'd like to think the good Samarian who helped Land
when she was on the side of the road, trying
to throw up and dry heaving, uh and ran and

(53:11):
ran crackers and juice and cheese. That helps to get
something on Lin's stomach because her body was trying to
just didn't have anything, didn't have anything there, kind of
just kind of just how far into this ride did
that happen? I think about halfway okay, which about which
is about about four miles on this ride. You have Gregs,

(53:34):
Gregs Gregg and my exaggerate no, no, yeah, don't you
have to be in someone shaped to even do it? Yes,
it's like you say, those blacks have no gears, can
make your life a lot easier.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
You know, you got it.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
You gotta paddle it.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I said Land, what we were thinking? She was just
why did I do this? I said, Lynn? So And
of course, guess guess what we're doing. If you're watching
a movie you cut us. We're like sitting over at
the dragon A good time flash her. Yeah, tell you
what I will take that. I'll scramble you know, the
sim and row absolutely.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
You know.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Then all of a sudden, you know, she breakfast.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Everybody.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
I said, Lin, why did you try that? She goes,
I was trying to get to where we were going,
so we were gonna have these juice things. And I said,
but you didn't have enough few I had no idea
off you think this is gonna be good? Yeah, she goes,
she goes well. They was now literally a stranger had
to help because she is gone, right, because Sherry's gone, yeah. Well,

(54:32):
then then they then they came back.

Speaker 8 (54:34):
You know, she couldn't signal for her, she couldn't. She
couldn't text.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
And uh, I'd like to thank this this good Samaritan
forgetting Uh he meant well. And then Sherry, I said, sure,
what happens? She goes well. I then Lynn tried to
show me that she could lead if we're gonna let
her lead now so we wouldn't leave her. And then
she went at too much of a pace that she
couldn't keep up with and DePaul, you know what, Oh
my godness. When we were coming back, Glynn said, tonight

(55:04):
I will sleep. I will sleep like I've never slept before.

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