December 20, 2025 • 58 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's Speedy and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold
every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's Greatest.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tips, Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
One of my Christmas gifts is to constantly listen to
the Bigfoot guy in North Carolina. You might remember these
classic words from our brother in North Carolina that said
a bigfoot had walked onto his property in the hills
of North Carolina. And here he is describing what happened.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
This thing was ten foot top, hey had beautiful hair.
I come out here and rough talked him and run
him off, and I said, get away from here, Jit, Jit,
And he went right by that path again.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
He looked like he had six fingers on each hand.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
All right now, when we thought, well, nothing will ever
come of this finger, I understand that Speedy has said
Merry Christmas to me and to Greg, because I know
who studies.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
The hell people Love is going to be a series
that he has more quotes.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well, Rick, we're gonna follow him through the woods and
just listen to him talk. Okay, He's updated everybody with
more detail.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, gimme, gimme. I love this walking through the woods.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
See see that path. That's a pretty good feature. That
that that's the way he went.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
That's an eddy.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
His forehead was just like mining yours look by, but
the picture.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Forehead far heard.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
And then he had a beard. It comes from down.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Here, great white, white white, and some white hard on
each side.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
He's talking about that guy from the Oakridge boy, about.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
A ten foot man. And his beard was down below
his neighbor gray. He's gray in here, and gray.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Hold a cigarette on his You think he'd take one,
take a drink. He'd take it like.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
A manner and animal like.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Was it a combination of both a combination?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He had a clear like face, take a drink. He
wasn't harry on his face.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Just no one speaks.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I know, uh, I could have. Well, I've seen three what.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Wires me up to him?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Wires me up to him about ten miles above Robinsville.
You've seen three about ten miles on this side of
the Great Smoky Mountain.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
And we were in the tent. Great this thing come
down the ridge three years in a row. And he
would make a whistles.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
And grunted.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Listen, so I got my high powered pistol. It was
bear hunting, right, all gunn.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Bear, and I confronted.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Him on the ridge with my spotlight and he turned.
He showed no aggression, none, He turned and went down
off the ridge away from me.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
They'd done the same thing again next year. Do you
think it was the same wonder that the boys was with?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Me said, that's a bird if they didn't have much
spirits in the wood, I said, listen, he's walking on
two feet. That ain't no bird. I said, I know
what kind of birds going holler that way at night?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Not a hoodou.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Ever a bird I've ever heard hollered about that.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
He made a whistle, let me hear it, and he
would grunt at the end of it.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Well, Mary tried to whistle. Goodn't whistle?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Find it again.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Not only do I love the whistle, but I love
I love when he tried to do the grunt.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
I'm gonna tell you this I got. I think it
is close to closing his eyes. Oh yeah, he's got.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Three years in a ring.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And he would make a whistle, whistle, whistle.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
This listen to grunt, whistle.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
But I'm gonna pan down after it does all right.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Hey also said something about he said enough he could
pull it off.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm gonna change something. I am very happy. I'm very
Let me hear some more stuff from him. I hate
to say this, but I don't find we got toes
here to pull this off.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Somequeezers get hold.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Of Okay, Wow, you're a little closer to that guy. Oh,
I mean it's practically the same. And that's w that is.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
That's just great. Why don't you tell us about the
big foot you saw in Pleasant Valley? Well at whistle
one of love is like Bama said, he went nothing,
went back down that path I took. I took him today.
Let me let me know bird.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
Let me be sure I've got this. He has witnesses
with him. They say it was a bird, he says,
a ten foot big foot. That's what we call a
dramatic change and different of opinion.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Experience in the woody three years in there row.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What he closed his eyes when he was telling he
came down rick and went on not that path.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
He showed no aggression, nohing, nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I got my higher pistol and I love this too
about this and I was out there how about this?
But here's what he told you how he probably gets
most of his meat. I had my spotlight.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
There it is three. Here's his whistle, just says we're got, okay,
one more time, let me just I'll take it all
you get. He said, like bubba sleeping. Listen, let's free
seapas mine's worse than that, untortuately.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Three years in a rub, three years in the row, Gregg,
I'm I'm gonna pine down.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
I said that, let's go to hit the house. Oh
don't we have his address?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Here's a story pair accused of assault over a wee
Christmas gift. I love this first line. A couple accused
of assaulting each other over a unappreciated Christmas gift and
they've been ordered to stay away from each other. Randy
Young twenty four, Heath Blom twenty six. Listen to when
(07:27):
they were arrested on Christmas Day.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I believe.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Let me tell you, there is nothing that screams love
like being arrested on Christmas Day for assaulting each other.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Good grace.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And you want to know what they You wanna know
what they were fighting over? What the big issue was?
I mean, this is what brought the police to their
home on Christmas Day. Police said the pair argued after
Blom complained about getting a Wee game system from Young
instead of a remote control airplane that he had clearly
asked for.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Rick say again the police were called, had to get
on the phone, said that call nine one one and
say hey, we need help.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
The female Randy obviously as the woman any woman would
do once the are they married?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Are they just a couple?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It says that he clearly asks for a remote control airplane,
and she went and got him a Wei game system
and he acted like he didn't appreciate it. So she says, well,
I'll tell you what Christmas Day, I am out of here.
And when she started to leave, allegedly he grabbed her
by the hair and she turned around and hit him
all over a Wee game system, by the way, not
not you know.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I first saw it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I thought, well, they were playing the Wei game system
and they got over competitive. Don't know this fight broke
out because it was an underappreciated week game system. I
clearly asked for a remote airplane.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
What is this? Read the last paragraph right now.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
In court Monday, Young asked that the no contact order
be lifted, saying they just had a bad Christmas, but
the judge has denied that request. I ain't no luck, judge.
I mean we had have a bad Christmas. I'll acknowledge yet,
but I had clearly asked for remote. Have you ever
(09:10):
seen one of the remote airplanes? I mean they are
handsome and open this thing up me something in their name?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Why why? I said, what the what do you get me?
Is for bloom so anyone.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
But Rick Ricka, And I've never liked the fact that
her name is one of them names. It can be
a boy or girl. Randy with an eye all my
buddies at work going high. You and Randy do it
that kind of gets under your skin. And I thought
the remote airplane would solve it, and now got this
stupid why thing with remotes and stuff that's your kid's
video game. I want to be flying the remote airplane.
(09:44):
I playing with my rio.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We're in here because I'm looking for it. When they
were drinking, Dickie, I'm looking for this. What we're in
here is the alcohol. Wow is in the story here?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
My girlfriend Randy and I and I know you make
a old any jokes you want to. It's rendy with
a NYE Randy and had done our normal Christmas thing.
We got up, you know, and took it out. Such
a plus for our hangover. And then you know what
you got to do hair of the dog. We begin
to drink what had caused it, and we's about six
perhaps blue rebonds in and I opened up that gift
(10:18):
and I was disappointed, to say the least, and I
just gently pulled.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Her hair and she hit me. We just had a
bad Christmas. But look, Judge, we're still in love. We
just had a bad Christmas. Judge.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Before I say my case, I like to say two words,
A row tide.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Bye bye. I know we've got a lot to discuss.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I think we covered the weekends pretty well and we
had a good time. Another show got together it's at
your house on Saturday, little Christmas party. Thanked you and
Betty for a wonderful evening and had a great time there.
That was, uh, that was that I noticed that you,
of course were playing ping pong. Was like being at
work right right.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Well, you know, I did a little of that.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
I shot a little pool, watched a little basketball. I
tried to work a little bit of everything, you know,
going on.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So yeah, so it was I thought it was smart
of you too to invite the Leonor so Speedy would
come right right I see him. You know, it was like,
I hate to say, it was like baiting the field.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
They came right.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
In fact, as a matter of fact, the joke we
make about Speedy's obsession with the Leonor's at hunting season,
it was hilarious to watch two Leonor's coming at me
and trailing them Speedy.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, well that that actually came in together.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
I mean somebody else had mentioned that to me. They said,
have you noticed that everywhere that Speedy will not separate
from the Lenor?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well, I tried to help him out a little bit.
They they knew how to get to the gated entrance
and stuff, but they didn't know exactly where the house was,
And they said, hey, would you meet us and then
we can just follow you in. So that's what we did.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I appreciate you getting to buy the machine gun there.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, don't got any pictures of the party, Greg, Now, Greg,
I like, like, I was there?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Where were you? I'm bad about going not going to parties.
I went invited to. That's just where I am. How
about this I looked at Hi. I'm like, how about
every member of the shows here, where's Greg?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, Well, but it's I'm just weird that way. I
don't get invited to Hell.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
I will show you you're on. That's just weird like that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's weird, like hating classic Greg Burgess form. And he
says it doesn't bother him. But that's all he talks about.
I cry until I saw Adler got one.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
You would get up to that point.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I can understand me slip slip in his mind to
sit to his his right five days a week about two.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Feet about two feet.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
Yeah, but Greg, I'll tell you, if you did not
get an invitation, it's my fault.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Because you were supposed to everybody here got one.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Uh So I'm gonna check and double check you didn't
get the email and.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Just look, I will say this, and I would have
messed up. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Unfortunately, Baba Hams did check this morning and he was
not on the list.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
Well, he wasn't on the one that Helm's got. I
mean several of them went out because I had some problem.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Why would on the one with the rest of the shop.
I should have been on the one with the Leonor's.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
I said, but if you if you did not, I
will say it is totally my fault.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
You guys always have a standing invitation anything I do,
anywhere I go, y'all are always welcome.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
How about the how about like if you wanted to
go the parade with me Saturday morning, you could just
showed up.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
It all been good.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I knew that because we did well. I enjoyed that
parade we did. How about this, I was, and again
he would have loved LESCo. It's funny, because it's funny
this when these things happened. But at all fairness. When
I got my invitation, and I did get one great
rick THEO that cleans up got but I looked at
(13:58):
it and the one I got didn't even have anything
on it. It was just a bunch of Christmas balls.
And I went into bubble and I said, I don't
I tell you this. I have no information here on Miam.
But you had a title that said Christmas Party. I'm
just saying some signed for a UPS package Friday. And
the guy said, so you said it, then you should
have come on again. I got this funny thing about me.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
I got this funny thing about me.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It was clearly just an oversight. Yeah, I mean, just
move on, Greg, my goodness, let it go go. Huh well,
y'all keep talking about it.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Well, speaking of which, I am Franklin on the Peanut.
He's part of the show. You never see him. I'm
Franklin on the Peanut. That's so funny. Greg. If you
didn't get in bot, it's my bad. Brouh. Of course
I did what I needed to do. I was working
(14:50):
food to make sure it was okay. And Rick, I
appreciate you. Let me tell you something, Bobby. You guys, wow, Betty.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Betty was uh, well, there was two things, you know,
probably in my mind that I thought subconsciously. One Greg
doesn't want to drive back Point on Saturday. And two
there's no alcohol there, so you know he wouldn't he would.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Make good decisions. Yeah, I was surprising me. Tennis Buddies
came and you did have that. But now that was
done drinking the I could have snuked flask in. But
it was a lot of fun. We got that.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
We got to hang out and the Heisman announcement was
about the time the party was kicking and.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
I got inside of James Span I've never seen before.
You know what James Span had to all day? What's
he doing? Maybe three weathers a week.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm here every day and he ain't even hear He's
on a stupid scream.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I'm actually physically sitting here. You could have handed me
you have to email it, You could have just handed
it to.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
I think I told y'all in the meeting Monday, that's
what I was.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Did I tell y'all hat overrun?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (16:10):
The Scott guy hated we're Worthington.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Was he there?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
He Scott?
Speaker 6 (16:13):
And he pull those notes up from Monday? Did I
invite anybody anyway?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
He was?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
I got tickled.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
And how about this if everybody got an email and
I got that invited to meet and they ain't saying no,
he ignored that.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Oh my gosh. See, I didn't know. I thought I
could just mention it and it was good.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I didn't know I had to do the invitation, but
you did, though. That's the point. No, I would have
got one. We all went by the mention I got.
I'll have to go back.
Speaker 10 (16:45):
Look, I may have blew it. I may just left
you off. I may just assumed you knew and didn't
put it on there.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
I don't know. It's my bad. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Merry Christmas, Mary, Christmas from mad So we're gonna start
singing again.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Yeah, it's not cool.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
There's a lot of you got married, little white box and.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Small but full of blood, baked you off with an iPad.
That's not no't even even knows what you're talking about.
Nobody even knows what you're talking about. Okay, so I'm stupid.
I got my girlfriend an iPad for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Give it that? What do you do it?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
And I gave it to her what she thinks means
at least something else. No, that's the present. There's no
other present. Look Diamond's direct cast finance option great sound
this weekend. It signifies ending non ending.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Love located at Bran It's still going. Greg's got the
location wrong.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
He's about eight miles off. That's a different question.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
From here on to eighty you get on back the
Lord Mountain Brook.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Is that what I sound like? Yeah, it's very terrible.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's why people don't like me so much and the
other stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
So y'all are y'all are saying?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Because I gave my girlfriend her Christmas present early so
that over the Thanksgiving breaks she would have time to
spend with it.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
While she was all jazzed up about the ip out,
I was completely sid And then Christmas gets here, you
don't have a gift that she get her case for it.
Speaker 10 (18:33):
All we were saying, we were trying to we were
trying to educate you that you have to get inside
the mind of a young lady who is in love, dark,
dark place that once you get a Christmas gift early
in her mind, she's thinking, well, he's making room for
something else to give me.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
On Christmas Eve. You don't ever give you this.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
It don't matter even without that thought, don't Oh I'll
get this now, that'll be your Christmas.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
They don't buy it. I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I said, what I believe you know what you're gonna
fall into next, And you said, let's don't get each
other anything for.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Valentine's don't fall it evens out, that's no. Here's the
bottom of the works.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
When everybody is sitting around on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day,
however your family works it, and whenever you're with her,
and everybody's opening up something and everybody and she's gonna
have that look on her face like any moment he's
gonna get my real Christmas gift and pull it down
behind the.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Cow, because sure to God, he wouldn't give me a gift.
Why would you month early?
Speaker 11 (19:26):
Know?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Why would he give me a gift? To months?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I want her to have it. You might as well
got her vacuum clean or a blender. Hey, are you
going to get to open a gift from her? Yeah,
she's gonna hand you a gift.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
And then.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
That one a month ago. Oh that's bad mood. Bad mood.
You think she's gonna give you an iPad back since
you gave her.
Speaker 12 (19:48):
I'm just trying to talk over Greg.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
That's you realize that you're mean, Greg, trying to help him.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
I'm a small guy.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I'm made a small mistake.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Mistake.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Calvary Chick next for three day Blue Ray.
Speaker 10 (20:03):
I'm out had eat chicken livers today?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah, you'll eat chicken. You do not look good?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Check after Christmas? Friend, Yeah, while you're in the old
fabled dog house.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
I may be grave, but I'm not gonna have disappointment
on Christmas.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
And don't get her PlayStation four. Un Tell her didn't
have a DV disappointment on Christmas. You don't give a
woman her gift that early? What was this huge mistake?
I thought it was a smart mistake. Thought there's no
such a smart mistake. There was no upside. It's Christmas break,
you got a couple off the year. Here's the thing today,
(20:39):
uide Thanksgiving. You know what she's doing.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
She's using that iPad to go down to her photo
program and set up a you know, photo book for
for this Christmas.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
All.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
You're right, here's the thing. You don't know how the
photo You don't know how the female mind works. I
don't know's how the female.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
If I could just summon it with something that you
think you're grasping a short moment, all right, mistakes they
never get gifts, they do forget. So I mean if
if you give a gift early, then that that that
moment does not last for several weeks.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
If you could remember you've already got your gift.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Remember, if you could wrap them a gift and a
mistake that remember it forever.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Try up, you're about to gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hey, honey, I want you to remember your gift is
you're are wrapped it in one of my mistakes.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
So you'll keep up with it. So we'll talk in
your back pocket. You can pull it out on a
moment's notice. It will discuss it all the time. You'll
bring it up at it inappropriate time. How many times
he's not throw enough to make those kind of comments.
There's are veterans.
Speaker 10 (21:38):
Stone you gotta be, you gotta be twenty years I'm thirteen.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Your o fen eyes, buddy, idiotic. Just give a woman
a Christmas gift weeks early and say that's for your Christmas.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Don't even kind of count, and then it adds to
that whole other thing.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I'll go a step further, like, well, Baba brought up
in what we talked about, not only will it not
last words, you're almost sending a message something better is coming.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah, that's that's what I We told him that. Why
was what he told us? Is what he told us?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
This Me and Bubba at the same time said all
bad move bad movie almost in unison we did we
had I went to a higher octave to him.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah, it was almost harmonized dead it did.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
They thought that we're the Stadler brothers were lit it.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
That is that somebody else you don't know the Stadler brothers. Oh,
you don't understand, brother. The Statler Brothers have a jacket
older than that. Yeah, you're a music guy. You should
know about it. Yeah, you should ask you that about him. Crazy.
Your dad probably opened for him at some point.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
So the early Christmas iPad was really stupid.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's bad anytime, but in your situation, it's double man because.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
You're on the you're in the zone right now, you're
in the you're in the I hate to say, it's
a high risk Kyrieward zone area.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 10 (22:56):
If you don't play this right, you could be You've
still got and he goes, you got time to I'm.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
My own Gritch.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
That stole my own Christmas. You just stole the Rick
and Rick.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Also dealing with Christmas, we have a story of a
man in Virginia who has pleaded guilty to killing his
wife after an argument over Christmas lights.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
You know what I mean. It's awful, but you can
almost understand it. He is Rick.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
He has been He has been sentenced to life in prison.
The Circuit Court judge sentenced Forrest M. Smothers Junior on
Monday to life plus three years for the first degree
murder and felonies, or the felony use of our firearm
and five years of possession of a firearm by a felon.
(23:48):
Prosecutor say, the fifty four year old man shot his
wife once in the head.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
He told investigators he had wanted to take down their
Christmas lights, but his wife had opposed the idea.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, so it's not about so we're just gonna
shoot make him man in fact got him to that point.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Well, I have to say, there's probably a story prior
to this story we're not aware of.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Well, also something missing too, like he was drunk.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Let's move let's re move this because Christmas light I
don't know, have caused a lot of arguments. This is
an evil man, he's evil, He needs to pay the price.
Shouldn't kill his wife. I let him make that point.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
That out of the way. Don't let me move that
over here.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I consider my wife and I to have a very
strong marriage, not because of anything we've accomplished, but because
of our commitment to the You know that we told
God that we would love each other and sometimes, as
my wife is said, clearly, loving me is an action.
You know what I mean, it has there has to
be effort in it, because she told God she would.
But but but I will say this, and and and
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our marriage is solid, solid as a rock, okay. But
but there's one area that my wife and I really
struggle him.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
And we've we've come to point.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I made the declaration after the last the last one,
or what I considered to be the final one, attempted
to do a project on the house together, involving making something,
putting something together, putting up lights, this kind of stuff.
It I'm telling you something. I love this woman with
all there is to love, but she's impossible in these
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kind of situations. She's not a good foreman, and she's
not a good instruction follower. Uh And and both of
us want to run the project, you know what I mean.
And when it comes to this, and and plus I'm
not very good at handy things, which frustrates her and
tell I have to take the moment to take it in.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I can't, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
And and the one that went downhill where we were
putting something up in one of our kids rooms, and
I said, which I don't have any credibility, I give
you that because I'm not handy it was some some
things that had to be connected on the wall. And
I said, you know, I'm pretty sure the instructions say
you need to put the the clamps on that before
you piece them together, because it's gonna be hard to
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get a clamp in there. Once you put that clamp together,
all the clamps should be on there before you place
it on the wall.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Clamp as you go. And she disagreed, and and I
saw what did she say? What she disagreed?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
She just disagreed that that I had no credibility as
a handyman, which she's right, which is, you know, but
I have done a very good job. Like I've said,
I think there's a skill in getting people to do
things you can't do. That is a skill, you know.
I mean, some people aren't good at finding a guy
who can do a project and do it right. I
have a bizarre concept it's worth a little money to
get it done right. What money have you saved when
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this thing you just bought's broken because you didn't know
how to do it, you know what I mean, or
you didn't do a good job with Have you saved
any money there? Nopeh do you save any money? Friend
of mine who's listening today? When laughed at me, when
I wrick no, when I found listen, who do you think?
Who do you think made the more wise, even financial decision?
Here's an example. I was laughed at and scoffed by
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a none named friend for finding a Christmas tree. Place
that you pick out the Christmas tree, tell them what
you want, They put the lights on it, bring it
to your home, set it up, and then you and
your family decorated.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Which is the ultimate goal that you and the family decorate,
right right? All right?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Okay, mine is up straight as an arrow, done, perfectly lighted,
perfectly decorated, Christmas carols, hot chocolate, candy canes, Christmas Joy. Okay,
well I'll tell you what I want to spend that
next money.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Have I done? Really?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
You know where his tree went? Ten feet after the
second ornament. It crashed into everything in the living room,
destroying itself on the way down. All right, Now, which
one of us made the economic correct decision and the
family joy decision? Was it me or scoffing friend? Okay, So,
like I said, I'm gonna go with you on that one, right, yeah,
(27:41):
so close, yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, it was all
of a twenty dollars difference. I want how you felt
about that. But anyway, oh wow, yeah, so so it
thought would be like a hundred yeah, well even one hundred.
I mean, if you've got it, I mean for it
not to fall on top I just it. Yeah right
really so, so anyway, I understand then she just shouldn't
have happened. This is awful, but I don't know what
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it is. There's something, you know, however, all of us
have their individual problems. My wife and I can I mean,
it could be something as simple as move that table
from here down the stairs to there. We just don't
do well.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Get there, go back to that. It's like it's like
we go, we go.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Well, when she put it up there without the clamps,
it fell onto the floor and cracked. And you claimed
you were holding your little clamp. Yeah, and I just
kind of did that what I should not have done.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Uh, you've said you argue with yourself on being quiet, right,
and it was.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Uncontrollable, was off the spine. It was my sinful flesh
that said, I told you.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You know, and yeah, and uh, and the.
Speaker 10 (28:40):
Boy, I shouldn't do that when they're crying though, right,
And yeah, and uh.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Right, and you're right, baba.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
And so you know, I've come to conclusion, you know
how you just have to understand there certain areas we
shouldn't go.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
And I said it, and she crashed down the wall. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah, it came on down, pim, you know, bouncing all
over the room and and uh and we got it
worked out towards then. But but but and then we
and we laughed about it later about how the little
scene we cassed, I see it was but but but
we've just decided she and I doing projects is a mistake.
I mean, it's not good for the house, it's not
good for us. There's just something about it. We go
from laughing, kissing and cuddling to we can't stand each
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other if we work together on a project.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
I don't know how to happen.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I mean it's almost instant that we go, we go
into the become mortal enemies, you know, like, I'm not
carrying it right. And then there's a problem. She's you know,
she's a small woman. I'm a large man, so caring things,
you're not holding it right. And you know, you're you're
knocking me down these steps. Yeah you know, yeah, you
know what time, Because if you're six too, I can't
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keep you apart, you know what I mean, Because if
you're six too and you're five foot you're carrying the
table differently.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Sure you are, you know what I mean. And you
don't care and she does. Right, that's also to play.
I mean keep in mind there, right, I mean, because.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
You don't care.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You remember the best of moment years ago, you know,
when when I said, we need to get somebody else
to move this.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Because he's gonna get wrong the table.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, fellow, she said I'll move it myself, and it
not and it fell on top of her down the
steps and and and black your eye.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
You remember that she looked like a klingon. You said
the forehead, Yeah, that did. The big one in big
one came out right in the middle of forehead.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
And you should have gone over there quicker. Well, I mean,
you've gloated a little too long. I hate to say
this because you get me in trouble again. Today I
appear to be writing these things more.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I mean that that that it should be when I say, hey,
that doesn't look like I said.
Speaker 10 (30:25):
Nobody's right all the time, Rick, But when you are
right it's not your fault.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Right, that's a good part, well spoken.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
So down where the honey land is, you were getting up,
going hunting. It started going off. There was some talk
about your your gas logs.
Speaker 10 (30:45):
Let me recap very quickly, touching gift of carbon monoxide monitor. Yes,
hunt ends damping. Her question comes in play. Super Tom
said he didn't touch it. He's an honest guy. He
knows what he's doing. I believed him. He asked the question,
is it supposed to be open or closed? I said,
quite frankly, I don't know. How was it when you
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found it? Right the next morning, we're awaken to the
carbon monoxide detector going off, Gift already working. I immediately think,
hated Tom change something in that dampner, and now we're
all about to die.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Then, you know, as I'm shaking, the kids waking, trying
to wake up, talk to me, talk. I'm fine, daddy,
I'm fine in the morning.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Let me go, all of us look like we're not
going to make it for them. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
The friend Ryan mccorkyll, who you know you've met before,
told me he said I was walking by it when
it went off, and I said, well, did you have
too much soup last night? But he did admit that
one of the storage room doors that would have access
into the house at this point that you know, would
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were you know, we might have some gas stored, or
we might have batteries being charged, I mean all kind
of little gas things floating around, you know. So now
I don't know if it's something floated in. I don't
know if it's Ryan floated something. I don't know if
the fluke was closed, you know, I don't dampener, I
don't know. I don't know what I believe it's damper
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wellver whatever you.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Get close where you know what we're talking. It's a
mass confusion.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
But at least everybody in the house appears coherent and
no one has passed out, so that was the good news.
So you know, I did what I thought anybody should
do standing there in my underwear with no shirt on,
is go back, get my hunting clothes on, and get
out to the hunt before the sun got out.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
So you never fear that when I went off. No,
all right, now, the real Greg Bird just claims you
might look at Ryan mccorky. The real Greg Bird just claims.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
You know this is I know he's Greg has worked
with a power company one time.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
This is true story when we would work in these
vaults like at malls, you know where the powers underground.
You're going to vault, you have to monitor the air,
and they had this equipment.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
It was.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
It was a sensor, the high tech machine, probably a
little more high tech than that.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
One, probably even more dependable. Or as we call it here,
Bob Carry's gift for us next year.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Uh, my friend Grady Poe, just to see if it
would work, talked off on one.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Now when you say talked off, I mean he lets
it broke. Yeah, he fired a shot at one and
it did set it off. So he broke win and shout.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Had to get everybody out of the hole. I had
like to fill out all the paperwork if it goes on,
fell out with something better than what He's a big.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Deal if it goes on. So y'all never told Hey,
look Grady actually did. Now he came claim I think
that changed felt out on and he's ready to go.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So he did that and it detected that gas, Yes,
meth and gas.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Now where is this that it was a one? Is
it up like a smoke detector. Is it plugs into
an outlet? So you know it's just like okay, so
somebody could lift up on one. Let me ask you.
You know, I guess if they dropped it. Bring one here.
Let's just you know, now in my office when Greg
comes in.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
Now, now now that you've told that story, you know
we will have to bring one of the office and
test it.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
That's what I'm saying. Oh, absolutely's the winck. Bring yours
in when you find it.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
U that trophy we got, let's say the winner we'll give.
I'm gonna tell you something. Did Grady become a legend
that he Yeah, I went to the point it set
off of the check anytime vault work came up that
story was told.
Speaker 10 (34:20):
So the now here's here's the thing. I looked on
the carbon monoxide tester and it was not alerting us
to carbon monoxide.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
It said gas on it. I'm telling you what Corkell
broke win by either that or the dampler.
Speaker 10 (34:36):
So we have we have quite a cast here. We
have we have Bob Carey that's applied the gift, Tom
with the mysterious chimney work, and we have Ryan mccorkyll
who went by and we don't really know what happened,
so but apparently we all made it and that is
the good news and the happy ending.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
To this story.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Well, I do want to say this because as you
talked about super Tom the engineer, we talked about this
look that that happens, uh and we call it because
everyone had happen. And Tom is an honest guy. I
totally believe it. But he gets this terrible look on
his face every time. And let me tell you the
look comes from it's uncontrollable. Every one of us have
been at a family function, are been with friends where
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small children are around in supermarket, Yeah yeah, supermarket and
somebody's toddler comes by you and the toddler falls on
its own and you had nothing to do with it,
and the kid starts crying. Everybody looks at you like
I didn't touch you, But this look comes on your
face like yeah, you look so like you tripped it.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yeah, oh yeah, I didn't touch my problem? Where did
they get that I did? I did have anything with it? Uh?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Bill is in uh trustwill Alabama one O four point
seven w z z K Bill, How are you buddy?
Speaker 14 (35:49):
Hey man? I'm doing great guys. Happy New Year to you.
Happy New Year, Thank you so much. Hey, Bobba, the fireplace,
now you had the fireplace running, it was vented logs
or something.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Uh, I don't know if it now. I thought I
knew you, but I don't know now if it's vented
or not.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
I don't think it is. Whatever. I think.
Speaker 14 (36:09):
Well, I'm a home inspector here here in the in
the area, and you know, I see a lot of
people that have vented logs in there and have a
damper that is able to close. You need to make
sure that you put a seat clamp on that dampage
where it cannot close all the way.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
Yeah, give it a little, give a little crack in.
Speaker 14 (36:24):
There, right, you can't if you forget to open that
thing up, then then you're gonna have some issues.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (36:30):
But if that componoxide detector, you know, some of them
also detect combustible gases, and if you had a you know,
some kind of gas cands near by or something, it
could have just been picking that up. So it didn't
probably Okay.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
It either something floated in from the garage or Ron
mccorcyl snuck out and had taco bay and we didn't
know about it.
Speaker 14 (36:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah that could definitely be it
as well.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Well, let me tell you, I.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
Think, are you know, uh killing our ozone as well?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
So the day before that we went dog hunting and
we I think we had uh you know, potted meat
in vain or sausage there.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
You go, oh wow, we'll do it.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Well, you think that thing will remind you about it?
Speaker 6 (37:11):
See, and I gotta know what you had on when
you ran out and you, oh.
Speaker 10 (37:15):
It was probably not pretty because you're standing there and
you're trying to figure out what's going on and you realize, hey,
I've got boxer shorts on and I don't know if
the front's buttoned or not.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
You know, that's the only thing you know. And and
because to me, to me and your hair.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
You know, your your hair is all pushed over on
one side and your eyes swollen up.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Well, we've all talked about it because to me, social
activity when you're when you're talking about family or friends
to visit is one thing. To me, when you go
to the level of with family friends, they we're spending
the night, right then then it goes to another place
because this spend the night thing when people go to
the go to sleep, and go into the rooms.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
It's it's a.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
That's a that's a part of your world that people
rarely see other than your fan And I think it's
supposed to be that. I never forget one time I
just strolled into my kitchen like I always do. You
bring that story way back and I'm wearing next to nothing.
I forget my mother in Lost with the Night with
you know what I mean, And you guard forever. Yeah,
you walk in there and like, well, hello there, Hello there, mama.
Speaker 10 (38:16):
And then then when you have that uncomfortable moment, you
have that uncomfortable moment, you don't know if you should
like run out or just casually because if you run out,
you think they're gonna be spooked.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
If you stay, that could be spooked.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
You know. If you can ease out and like nothing
really happened, then you don't have to talk about it
later in the day.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
And you know, And I'm not proud of this, I'm not.
I'm absolutely zero proud of it. But I can see
where this detector serves a great purpose and it's important
to have them.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
But I know how good I know that thing's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Off multiple times over things that aren't dangerous, and I'll
eventually go this isn't worth it keeps waking me up,
you know, and I just I know, I mean, it's
not the way to be absolutely wrong.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
And I think that chirp sometimes when you have a.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Power out, you think that thing's not gonna missfire? What
already has over? He opened to open the utility room.
Speaker 10 (39:08):
Well, I don't know, we don't know. Now, you know
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go back and have
to test.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
It soon as I get the Xbox parking. Uh, I'm
gonna go back and play with it. Tum, Yeah, Uncle Greg,
there is an answer somewhere, Yeah, Uncle Greg spent tone.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
But it's it's kind of uneasy when you're standing there
in your underwear and you know you've got like, you know,
four of you best friend's wife standing there.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
That's awful. Hey, ladies, how are y'all good to see you?
Because you got you go number seeing you in apropt
excuse me? Can I borrow your robe? Right right? Number
Number one?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Ladies, I've got you think that our children are in
danger right now? Number two, I'm in my I'm in
my underwear. No sure, right, and now they're dealing with
all kinds of.
Speaker 10 (39:43):
Tragedy and it's not the most attractive underwear. Yeah, it's
strictly for comfort.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Absolutely. We'll hang on to them a little long, Yes,
you will, absolutely. Yeah, about the time that they're right
when you watch Heart Strength on Wine.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Yeah, yeah that again. I mean to me, that's it,
that's it, just now got where it needs to.
Speaker 9 (40:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (40:00):
I wear them to their loin cloths.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I actually have loin cloths and I've been to to
stop wearing. Well, come back, we'll go Pune Trollie next.
Let's chat with you at eight six six we be
Big thirty seconds a pop. You pick the topic, make
the comment, ask the question, bring information to the table.
We chat with you at eight six six we be Big.
After the breakfas Ricking.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Bubba, Ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
The Ricking Bubba players various characters throughout the years, give
me to you the classic TWAESDA the Night before Christmas.
I will announce each player, each person as we move
through them. We start TWAESA the Night before Christmas twenty sixteen.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Give me dare Eh, thank you, ck You're welcome back.
Speaker 10 (40:47):
You know this is nothing I like to have a
little dip sitting at the table after a big Christmas
meal while everybody else is trying to eat cake, and
I'm spitting in the cup.
Speaker 6 (40:59):
They there, you go, ry Christmas. How's your lunch over there?
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Plus then before Christmas went all through the house. Now
that was stucking, not even the mouth, the stockings. They
were hunged by the chimney with such care and hope
that Saint Nicholas.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Would soon be they Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow.
Speaker 15 (41:41):
Okay, nobody's gonna read this faster, gonna run further, throw
it any further than me. I'm playing baseball and football.
The children were nestled, I'll snugging their beds. My visions
of sugar plums danced in their heads.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Thank you, Jim, well done. Now here here's was reading
last year's order.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
Sorry are.
Speaker 11 (42:03):
Just in my.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
Roadside?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Well once again this year looks like the Crimson Tad's
going to get another national championship under the tree.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Wealthy yet my well, I was talking to Phyllish dack In.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
You know, Phylish Mama was in the kerchief, and I
had my course twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, and probably twenty seventeen,
twenty eighteen National Championship cap on, and we'd settled our
brains for a long winter s nap to prepare to
be ready for the playoffs again. A road tad, when
not on the roof, there rose at the cladder. I
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sprang from my bed, road tad, see what was the matter.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
The Germans aver to the vendor. I flew with a flash.
It's a better refect. Some people might call it a blitz.
Screen Ta opened the shutter. I checked with Phil moschovn.
Speaker 10 (43:00):
Uran and threw up the sash.
Speaker 16 (43:04):
James spam the weather plan.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
He's a mighty James Spans, the mighty good weather man.
Speaker 13 (43:12):
He's American Bubba's biggest fan.
Speaker 12 (43:14):
He's the main weather man.
Speaker 17 (43:17):
Go James, let me get my dramatic reading voice.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
RD. Yeah, Marry Christmas.
Speaker 17 (43:22):
The moon on the breasts of the new fallen precipitation
that starts with the letter S. It creates massive milk
and bread sales, panic among the citizens and brings out trolls, haters,
and knowing all the luster of midday to objects below,
when what to my wondering eye should appear but a
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miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeers.
Speaker 6 (43:48):
Thank you, James, you can follow James on Twitter. He
loves it. Let him know what you think about it,
all right? Oh, a new ad this year, rich Helmsey, Hey,
rich hem Jee.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
Thank you darling. It's so nice to be here. Reminds
me of my dinner party on Monday. We had a
little long drive.
Speaker 13 (44:09):
You know.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
I reminded me of the driver. Do you remember Alfred?
He was a nice, nice young man, so lively in cornerck.
I know in a moment it must be a saint Nick.
I love of Ustavia.
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Thank you rich how Scar washed? Joey?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
I can't do me a favorite?
Speaker 7 (44:29):
All you?
Speaker 18 (44:36):
That's pretty good day. Go to Christmas and shud Nichols
his coursers than came and he whistle.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Bet it out, Joe Lo, you need the doctor, Lou,
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doctor Lou. Merry Christmas to you, sir. Guys. That's so good.
They'll be in there. Let me tell you it has
been It's been a while. I've been so busy this season.
Speaker 11 (45:26):
I tell you what so now Dasher now, dancer now,
Hillary Clinton on commet, on Cupid, on saving and Kiffin.
To the top of the polls goes Hillary Clinton. To
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the top of Trump's wall, goes Hillary Clinton. Listen, now
go away, Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 9 (45:55):
Go away all.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
Christmas, Thank you Christmas. Let's talk a little college.
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
We have Gary the bulldozer Man, the spur Master himself.
He brought his delicious fried pies. We will start first
with the real Geary.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
We're good. Uh where it says real Gary?
Speaker 8 (46:22):
Okay, as dry leaves that before when hurricane fly. That's
about the stupidest.
Speaker 6 (46:29):
Line I overheard.
Speaker 8 (46:32):
One day, meet with an obstacle mount to the sky,
so up to the house top the coursers. They flew
with this sligh with a slave, slave full of toys,
and Saint Nicholas too. You can't even read a line.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Now now now me me uh? And then you asked Gary,
I mean height, I mean you know, I mean I
like all I ever want to do, you know, the
next thing, and I'm turning to some kind made done that. Rix,
I mean I want my cooking dinner and like the
fry pies, I mean you can't have nothing. And then
you know, a twinkling I heard I heard them, you know,
(47:18):
prassing and palling on the roof from you. Rix called
me saying, hey, get down here, I got people coming
to hunt. It's there everywhere. I mean, you can't even
you can't even have Christmas. And I drew in my
head and I turned around, you know, I mean, you
know Mot won't call me back.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
So I mean chimney, you know, Saint Nicholas. Of course
he came down, you know. I mean, you know, did
you get that chimney to draw gear?
Speaker 3 (47:44):
You know? I tried to, you know, tell Rick, I mean,
how you can't. You can't do that. Man. All you
gotta do is get out there. You gotta get that fluid.
It sounds gonna come down there. I mean, you gotta
get up there and just don't talk that. I mean,
you can't. You can't have nothing. Sherston told me she
gonna eat behind dinner if Saint Nicholas gonna come down
with the bound coach Johnson.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
Oh no, oh boy, say looking coach, you and you're just.
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Doing for.
Speaker 12 (48:22):
Who's in.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
He lose.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
As eat shoes was.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
Loosing in a coach.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Coach out of my way there, Coach.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
From this point forward, Rick, Bubba and Rudolph will not
be allowed to play any reindeer games. Oh it's the
coach from Rudolph coach A bundle of toys. He had
flung on his back. He looked like a peddler just
opening his sack. It's packed.
Speaker 6 (48:52):
Sorry, give me a live Rudolph. Get put the bud
off his nose and get him to the back. Sold
on about in the house. I'm about trumps, my little stops.
I'm about the whole time bubble. How's ros bottle and Bible?
Two lots time on the sodos buble? What loss? How
(49:15):
about trumpel who stumples? How mall get the broom?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Roger Lewis, Roger Lewis, Merry Christmas, Roger.
Speaker 19 (49:39):
Merry Christmas. Rick and Baba Roger Lewis rough pointing live
this morning from the fake news.
Speaker 6 (49:46):
Better, Good morning ride, Good morning ride.
Speaker 19 (49:49):
I got going like sixteen years strong. I might have
those twenty three of our darn prow cross.
Speaker 6 (49:56):
Sixteen years of Roger Lewis.
Speaker 19 (49:59):
Who cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry.
Good morning stroll, A little moss was drawn up like
a ball the barrel. His chin was as white as
a little snow.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Good morning, goes Bucky beaver Man.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 20 (50:19):
Yeah, I'm so glad to be here.
Speaker 6 (50:23):
Can't hide it you are, look at you excited you.
I saw good the hunt yesterday. I thod in the wood,
that's all steed and dragging the deer. Oh damn, let's
stay here where we're at.
Speaker 12 (50:38):
His teeth were like roses, and his.
Speaker 6 (50:42):
Wrong line, wrong line, I can't see good, don't tinkle time.
Speaker 20 (50:49):
He held tied in his teeth. You know, good teeth.
You gotta take thank you if you like living with
I lonty teeth, thinking this is a much baby.
Speaker 6 (51:02):
And the spoke he didn't circled his head like a
hor's gonna be difficult, wreath like what.
Speaker 12 (51:12):
Henry the horse?
Speaker 6 (51:14):
The horse come out of the where he.
Speaker 16 (51:17):
Meant now, Henry the horse tagging his shirt off?
Speaker 12 (51:23):
Take it off.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
It's that handy he's working the song.
Speaker 21 (51:29):
He held a broad face and a little round belly
that shook when he left, like a boolfull of Oh.
Speaker 6 (51:39):
There he go. Take you out of here, Hanrad What
a horse?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
What a horse?
Speaker 6 (51:49):
A corse Jackson.
Speaker 10 (51:55):
I don't get to practice this very much now, sais
Michael's gone?
Speaker 6 (52:01):
Before I start? I just want to thank the children
of the world.
Speaker 10 (52:04):
And it is Taylor and of course Joseph.
Speaker 13 (52:09):
He was chubby and he.
Speaker 12 (52:10):
Was plumped.
Speaker 6 (52:12):
All right. Oh, jolly f and I laughed when I
saw him in spite of myself. Thank you. Oh here
comes that Martha. Oh no, that Martha's coming for Christmas.
Speaker 21 (52:28):
Oh good speedy. Could you have me a Marlborough a
week of his eye? Hada, Rick, come here and give
that Martha some sugar? Could you introduce me to that
Gary a weink of his eye and a twist of
his head like a Martha soon gave me?
Speaker 6 (52:44):
No, come here, Greg, Greg, why is your gun not
work to rig? Break it to me? You have nothing
to dread? Good old boy.
Speaker 16 (52:58):
He spoke a word, but went straight to his word
and filled all the stock gangs with a turn and
a jerk, and laying his finger aside of his nose
(53:19):
and giving a nod.
Speaker 6 (53:23):
Loving now pausing for effect in theater circles as a sewer.
Oh my god, motion of it all. Woud checking his messages.
Speaker 12 (53:36):
Up the chimney, He.
Speaker 22 (53:39):
Rose, you, Baba, no no more fool for you today.
Speaker 12 (53:44):
You eat too much.
Speaker 22 (53:46):
No more pie, no more, no more barbecue. Somebody get
that way from you. You leave here you go now.
He sprang to his sleigh to see what team he gave.
He whistled, stupid Santa Yankee dog and the way they
all flew like down of.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
A thistle, I heard him exclaimed, and he drove out
of sight.
Speaker 21 (54:11):
Happy Christmas, you all, and you all hey, good night.
Speaker 6 (54:17):
The record by A.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Blair was the Night Before Christmas twenty sixteen edition.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 12 (54:28):
I'm off little bottle troth litts.
Speaker 6 (54:30):
Modle, I'll forget to do ro tad heah. Come tell
me lou come over here and tell him at about
Notre dame. Hey, Gary, I have a project for you.
Speaker 23 (54:47):
On the first day of Christmas, my true lunkat to
me a partridge in a pear tree. On the second
day of Christmas, my true lun get to me two
turtle dolls and.
Speaker 13 (54:58):
A partridge and a pear tree. On the fourth day,
on the third day of Chrismas my true look gay.
Speaker 23 (55:04):
To me by gold and re four calling three French
and turtle doves.
Speaker 13 (55:11):
And the partridge in a pear tree.
Speaker 23 (55:13):
On the ninth day of christ to me my time
dady stands in eight ladies stays some seventh sat he said,
some six sady stays.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
And bye and not shout.
Speaker 13 (55:22):
You better not cry, you better not in a pear
tree on the ninth hell on the eighth.
Speaker 23 (55:31):
On the seventh day of this witch to look up
to me and because Swiss by four calling bird, three
French and two turtle do we come a bustle linga.
Speaker 13 (55:46):
Be decked with bays and partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Chris, what's my.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
True lucky to me?
Speaker 13 (55:54):
Mumming does and leaving ladies, stands and domes and scenes
one of swimming songs.
Speaker 23 (55:59):
He's in five golden rings, four calling birds, three French
hands to turtle doves and root off the red nose reindeer.
Speaker 13 (56:07):
On the twelfth day of Chris, that's my true.
Speaker 7 (56:09):
Luca to come out and over by a reindeer walking
home to my house.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Chrisself, You go right, you got counseling for that.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
It's it's a different radio show.
Speaker 13 (56:24):
On the twelfth day of Chris, that's my true luck.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Get to me.
Speaker 13 (56:27):
Do do do do Do Do do do do do
do do do. On the twelve day, what you love
gave to me? Twelve drummers, drumming like an mission the
same again, eleven pipers.
Speaker 12 (56:46):
Pine made of milking. There I'm oking just for.
Speaker 10 (57:02):
I A Christmas down Come, I a Christmas TWN Live Africa.
Speaker 13 (57:11):
Christmas down to come. Why Christmas Christmas down.
Speaker 19 (57:22):
You're gonna take.
Speaker 13 (57:23):
The holes and do the things.
Speaker 8 (57:25):
Whatever do do do do do do do do do do.
Speaker 13 (57:32):
Do do do do do do. Poly dreging a big pantry.
Poly drying a big pantry.
Speaker 6 (57:46):
Hey, it's speedy.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
And this is Rick and Bubba's greatest tits flashing back
through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every Saturday morning,
wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's greatest tips,
Ricking Bubba, Ricking
Hey, it's Speedy and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold
every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's Greatest.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tips, Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
One of my Christmas gifts is to constantly listen to
the Bigfoot guy in North Carolina. You might remember these
classic words from our brother in North Carolina that said
a bigfoot had walked onto his property in the hills
of North Carolina. And here he is describing what happened.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
This thing was ten foot top, hey had beautiful hair.
I come out here and rough talked him and run
him off, and I said, get away from here, Jit, Jit,
And he went right by that path again.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
He looked like he had six fingers on each hand.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
All right now, when we thought, well, nothing will ever
come of this finger, I understand that Speedy has said
Merry Christmas to me and to Greg, because I know
who studies.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
The hell people Love is going to be a series
that he has more quotes.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well, Rick, we're gonna follow him through the woods and
just listen to him talk. Okay, He's updated everybody with
more detail.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, gimme, gimme. I love this walking through the woods.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
See see that path. That's a pretty good feature. That
that that's the way he went.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
That's an eddy.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
His forehead was just like mining yours look by, but
the picture.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Forehead far heard.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
And then he had a beard. It comes from down.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Here, great white, white white, and some white hard on
each side.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
He's talking about that guy from the Oakridge boy, about.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
A ten foot man. And his beard was down below
his neighbor gray. He's gray in here, and gray.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Hold a cigarette on his You think he'd take one,
take a drink. He'd take it like.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
A manner and animal like.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Was it a combination of both a combination?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He had a clear like face, take a drink. He
wasn't harry on his face.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Just no one speaks.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I know, uh, I could have. Well, I've seen three what.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Wires me up to him?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Wires me up to him about ten miles above Robinsville.
You've seen three about ten miles on this side of
the Great Smoky Mountain.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
And we were in the tent. Great this thing come
down the ridge three years in a row. And he
would make a whistles.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
And grunted.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Listen, so I got my high powered pistol. It was
bear hunting, right, all gunn.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Bear, and I confronted.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Him on the ridge with my spotlight and he turned.
He showed no aggression, none, He turned and went down
off the ridge away from me.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
They'd done the same thing again next year. Do you
think it was the same wonder that the boys was with?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Me said, that's a bird if they didn't have much
spirits in the wood, I said, listen, he's walking on
two feet. That ain't no bird. I said, I know
what kind of birds going holler that way at night?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Not a hoodou.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Ever a bird I've ever heard hollered about that.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
He made a whistle, let me hear it, and he
would grunt at the end of it.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Well, Mary tried to whistle. Goodn't whistle?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Find it again.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Not only do I love the whistle, but I love
I love when he tried to do the grunt.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
I'm gonna tell you this I got. I think it
is close to closing his eyes. Oh yeah, he's got.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Three years in a ring.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And he would make a whistle, whistle, whistle.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
This listen to grunt, whistle.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
But I'm gonna pan down after it does all right.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Hey also said something about he said enough he could
pull it off.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm gonna change something. I am very happy. I'm very
Let me hear some more stuff from him. I hate
to say this, but I don't find we got toes
here to pull this off.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Somequeezers get hold.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Of Okay, Wow, you're a little closer to that guy. Oh,
I mean it's practically the same. And that's w that is.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
That's just great. Why don't you tell us about the
big foot you saw in Pleasant Valley? Well at whistle
one of love is like Bama said, he went nothing,
went back down that path I took. I took him today.
Let me let me know bird.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
Let me be sure I've got this. He has witnesses
with him. They say it was a bird, he says,
a ten foot big foot. That's what we call a
dramatic change and different of opinion.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Experience in the woody three years in there row.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What he closed his eyes when he was telling he
came down rick and went on not that path.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
He showed no aggression, nohing, nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I got my higher pistol and I love this too
about this and I was out there how about this?
But here's what he told you how he probably gets
most of his meat. I had my spotlight.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
There it is three. Here's his whistle, just says we're got, okay,
one more time, let me just I'll take it all
you get. He said, like bubba sleeping. Listen, let's free
seapas mine's worse than that, untortuately.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Three years in a rub, three years in the row, Gregg,
I'm I'm gonna pine down.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
I said that, let's go to hit the house. Oh
don't we have his address?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Here's a story pair accused of assault over a wee
Christmas gift. I love this first line. A couple accused
of assaulting each other over a unappreciated Christmas gift and
they've been ordered to stay away from each other. Randy
Young twenty four, Heath Blom twenty six. Listen to when
(07:27):
they were arrested on Christmas Day.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I believe.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Let me tell you, there is nothing that screams love
like being arrested on Christmas Day for assaulting each other.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Good grace.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And you want to know what they You wanna know
what they were fighting over? What the big issue was?
I mean, this is what brought the police to their
home on Christmas Day. Police said the pair argued after
Blom complained about getting a Wee game system from Young
instead of a remote control airplane that he had clearly
asked for.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Rick say again the police were called, had to get
on the phone, said that call nine one one and
say hey, we need help.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
The female Randy obviously as the woman any woman would
do once the are they married?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Are they just a couple?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It says that he clearly asks for a remote control airplane,
and she went and got him a Wei game system
and he acted like he didn't appreciate it. So she says, well,
I'll tell you what Christmas Day, I am out of here.
And when she started to leave, allegedly he grabbed her
by the hair and she turned around and hit him
all over a Wee game system, by the way, not
not you know.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I first saw it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I thought, well, they were playing the Wei game system
and they got over competitive. Don't know this fight broke
out because it was an underappreciated week game system. I
clearly asked for a remote airplane.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
What is this? Read the last paragraph right now.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
In court Monday, Young asked that the no contact order
be lifted, saying they just had a bad Christmas, but
the judge has denied that request. I ain't no luck, judge.
I mean we had have a bad Christmas. I'll acknowledge yet,
but I had clearly asked for remote. Have you ever
(09:10):
seen one of the remote airplanes? I mean they are
handsome and open this thing up me something in their name?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Why why? I said, what the what do you get me?
Is for bloom so anyone.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
But Rick Ricka, And I've never liked the fact that
her name is one of them names. It can be
a boy or girl. Randy with an eye all my
buddies at work going high. You and Randy do it
that kind of gets under your skin. And I thought
the remote airplane would solve it, and now got this
stupid why thing with remotes and stuff that's your kid's
video game. I want to be flying the remote airplane.
(09:44):
I playing with my rio.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We're in here because I'm looking for it. When they
were drinking, Dickie, I'm looking for this. What we're in
here is the alcohol. Wow is in the story here?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
My girlfriend Randy and I and I know you make
a old any jokes you want to. It's rendy with
a NYE Randy and had done our normal Christmas thing.
We got up, you know, and took it out. Such
a plus for our hangover. And then you know what
you got to do hair of the dog. We begin
to drink what had caused it, and we's about six
perhaps blue rebonds in and I opened up that gift
(10:18):
and I was disappointed, to say the least, and I
just gently pulled.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Her hair and she hit me. We just had a
bad Christmas. But look, Judge, we're still in love. We
just had a bad Christmas. Judge.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Before I say my case, I like to say two words,
A row tide.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Bye bye. I know we've got a lot to discuss.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I think we covered the weekends pretty well and we
had a good time. Another show got together it's at
your house on Saturday, little Christmas party. Thanked you and
Betty for a wonderful evening and had a great time there.
That was, uh, that was that I noticed that you,
of course were playing ping pong. Was like being at
work right right.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Well, you know, I did a little of that.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
I shot a little pool, watched a little basketball. I
tried to work a little bit of everything, you know,
going on.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So yeah, so it was I thought it was smart
of you too to invite the Leonor so Speedy would
come right right I see him. You know, it was like,
I hate to say, it was like baiting the field.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
They came right.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
In fact, as a matter of fact, the joke we
make about Speedy's obsession with the Leonor's at hunting season,
it was hilarious to watch two Leonor's coming at me
and trailing them Speedy.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, well that that actually came in together.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
I mean somebody else had mentioned that to me. They said,
have you noticed that everywhere that Speedy will not separate
from the Lenor?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well, I tried to help him out a little bit.
They they knew how to get to the gated entrance
and stuff, but they didn't know exactly where the house was,
And they said, hey, would you meet us and then
we can just follow you in. So that's what we did.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I appreciate you getting to buy the machine gun there.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, don't got any pictures of the party, Greg, Now, Greg,
I like, like, I was there?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Where were you? I'm bad about going not going to parties.
I went invited to. That's just where I am. How
about this I looked at Hi. I'm like, how about
every member of the shows here, where's Greg?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, Well, but it's I'm just weird that way. I
don't get invited to Hell.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
I will show you you're on. That's just weird like that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's weird, like hating classic Greg Burgess form. And he
says it doesn't bother him. But that's all he talks about.
I cry until I saw Adler got one.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
You would get up to that point.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I can understand me slip slip in his mind to
sit to his his right five days a week about two.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Feet about two feet.
Speaker 10 (12:46):
Yeah, but Greg, I'll tell you, if you did not
get an invitation, it's my fault.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Because you were supposed to everybody here got one.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Uh So I'm gonna check and double check you didn't
get the email and.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Just look, I will say this, and I would have
messed up. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Unfortunately, Baba Hams did check this morning and he was
not on the list.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
Well, he wasn't on the one that Helm's got. I
mean several of them went out because I had some problem.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Why would on the one with the rest of the shop.
I should have been on the one with the Leonor's.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
I said, but if you if you did not, I
will say it is totally my fault.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
You guys always have a standing invitation anything I do,
anywhere I go, y'all are always welcome.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
How about the how about like if you wanted to
go the parade with me Saturday morning, you could just
showed up.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
It all been good.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I knew that because we did well. I enjoyed that
parade we did. How about this, I was, and again
he would have loved LESCo. It's funny, because it's funny
this when these things happened. But at all fairness. When
I got my invitation, and I did get one great
rick THEO that cleans up got but I looked at
(13:58):
it and the one I got didn't even have anything
on it. It was just a bunch of Christmas balls.
And I went into bubble and I said, I don't
I tell you this. I have no information here on Miam.
But you had a title that said Christmas Party. I'm
just saying some signed for a UPS package Friday. And
the guy said, so you said it, then you should
have come on again. I got this funny thing about me.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
I got this funny thing about me.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It was clearly just an oversight. Yeah, I mean, just
move on, Greg, my goodness, let it go go. Huh well,
y'all keep talking about it.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Well, speaking of which, I am Franklin on the Peanut.
He's part of the show. You never see him. I'm
Franklin on the Peanut. That's so funny. Greg. If you
didn't get in bot, it's my bad. Brouh. Of course
I did what I needed to do. I was working
(14:50):
food to make sure it was okay. And Rick, I
appreciate you. Let me tell you something, Bobby. You guys, wow, Betty.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Betty was uh, well, there was two things, you know,
probably in my mind that I thought subconsciously. One Greg
doesn't want to drive back Point on Saturday. And two
there's no alcohol there, so you know he wouldn't he would.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Make good decisions. Yeah, I was surprising me. Tennis Buddies
came and you did have that. But now that was
done drinking the I could have snuked flask in. But
it was a lot of fun. We got that.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
We got to hang out and the Heisman announcement was
about the time the party was kicking and.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
I got inside of James Span I've never seen before.
You know what James Span had to all day? What's
he doing? Maybe three weathers a week.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm here every day and he ain't even hear He's
on a stupid scream.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I'm actually physically sitting here. You could have handed me
you have to email it, You could have just handed
it to.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
I think I told y'all in the meeting Monday, that's
what I was.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Did I tell y'all hat overrun?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (16:10):
The Scott guy hated we're Worthington.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Was he there?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
He Scott?
Speaker 6 (16:13):
And he pull those notes up from Monday? Did I
invite anybody anyway?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
He was?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
I got tickled.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
And how about this if everybody got an email and
I got that invited to meet and they ain't saying no,
he ignored that.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Oh my gosh. See, I didn't know. I thought I
could just mention it and it was good.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I didn't know I had to do the invitation, but
you did, though. That's the point. No, I would have
got one. We all went by the mention I got.
I'll have to go back.
Speaker 10 (16:45):
Look, I may have blew it. I may just left
you off. I may just assumed you knew and didn't
put it on there.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
I don't know. It's my bad. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Merry Christmas, Mary, Christmas from mad So we're gonna start
singing again.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Yeah, it's not cool.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
There's a lot of you got married, little white box and.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Small but full of blood, baked you off with an iPad.
That's not no't even even knows what you're talking about.
Nobody even knows what you're talking about. Okay, so I'm stupid.
I got my girlfriend an iPad for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Give it that? What do you do it?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
And I gave it to her what she thinks means
at least something else. No, that's the present. There's no
other present. Look Diamond's direct cast finance option great sound
this weekend. It signifies ending non ending.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Love located at Bran It's still going. Greg's got the
location wrong.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
He's about eight miles off. That's a different question.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
From here on to eighty you get on back the
Lord Mountain Brook.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Is that what I sound like? Yeah, it's very terrible.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's why people don't like me so much and the
other stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
So y'all are y'all are saying?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Because I gave my girlfriend her Christmas present early so
that over the Thanksgiving breaks she would have time to
spend with it.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
While she was all jazzed up about the ip out,
I was completely sid And then Christmas gets here, you
don't have a gift that she get her case for it.
Speaker 10 (18:33):
All we were saying, we were trying to we were
trying to educate you that you have to get inside
the mind of a young lady who is in love, dark,
dark place that once you get a Christmas gift early
in her mind, she's thinking, well, he's making room for
something else to give me.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
On Christmas Eve. You don't ever give you this.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
It don't matter even without that thought, don't Oh I'll
get this now, that'll be your Christmas.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
They don't buy it. I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I said, what I believe you know what you're gonna
fall into next, And you said, let's don't get each
other anything for.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Valentine's don't fall it evens out, that's no. Here's the
bottom of the works.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
When everybody is sitting around on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day,
however your family works it, and whenever you're with her,
and everybody's opening up something and everybody and she's gonna
have that look on her face like any moment he's
gonna get my real Christmas gift and pull it down
behind the.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Cow, because sure to God, he wouldn't give me a gift.
Why would you month early?
Speaker 11 (19:26):
Know?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Why would he give me a gift? To months?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I want her to have it. You might as well
got her vacuum clean or a blender. Hey, are you
going to get to open a gift from her? Yeah,
she's gonna hand you a gift.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
And then.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
That one a month ago. Oh that's bad mood. Bad mood.
You think she's gonna give you an iPad back since
you gave her.
Speaker 12 (19:48):
I'm just trying to talk over Greg.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
That's you realize that you're mean, Greg, trying to help him.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
I'm a small guy.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I'm made a small mistake.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Mistake.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Calvary Chick next for three day Blue Ray.
Speaker 10 (20:03):
I'm out had eat chicken livers today?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah, you'll eat chicken. You do not look good?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Check after Christmas? Friend, Yeah, while you're in the old
fabled dog house.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
I may be grave, but I'm not gonna have disappointment
on Christmas.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
And don't get her PlayStation four. Un Tell her didn't
have a DV disappointment on Christmas. You don't give a
woman her gift that early? What was this huge mistake?
I thought it was a smart mistake. Thought there's no
such a smart mistake. There was no upside. It's Christmas break,
you got a couple off the year. Here's the thing today,
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uide Thanksgiving. You know what she's doing.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
She's using that iPad to go down to her photo
program and set up a you know, photo book for
for this Christmas.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
All.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
You're right, here's the thing. You don't know how the
photo You don't know how the female mind works. I
don't know's how the female.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
If I could just summon it with something that you
think you're grasping a short moment, all right, mistakes they
never get gifts, they do forget. So I mean if
if you give a gift early, then that that that
moment does not last for several weeks.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
If you could remember you've already got your gift.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Remember, if you could wrap them a gift and a
mistake that remember it forever.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Try up, you're about to gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hey, honey, I want you to remember your gift is
you're are wrapped it in one of my mistakes.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
So you'll keep up with it. So we'll talk in
your back pocket. You can pull it out on a
moment's notice. It will discuss it all the time. You'll
bring it up at it inappropriate time. How many times
he's not throw enough to make those kind of comments.
There's are veterans.
Speaker 10 (21:38):
Stone you gotta be, you gotta be twenty years I'm thirteen.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Your o fen eyes, buddy, idiotic. Just give a woman
a Christmas gift weeks early and say that's for your Christmas.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Don't even kind of count, and then it adds to
that whole other thing.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I'll go a step further, like, well, Baba brought up
in what we talked about, not only will it not
last words, you're almost sending a message something better is coming.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah, that's that's what I We told him that. Why
was what he told us? Is what he told us?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
This Me and Bubba at the same time said all
bad move bad movie almost in unison we did we
had I went to a higher octave to him.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah, it was almost harmonized dead it did.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
They thought that we're the Stadler brothers were lit it.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
That is that somebody else you don't know the Stadler brothers. Oh,
you don't understand, brother. The Statler Brothers have a jacket
older than that. Yeah, you're a music guy. You should
know about it. Yeah, you should ask you that about him. Crazy.
Your dad probably opened for him at some point.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
So the early Christmas iPad was really stupid.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's bad anytime, but in your situation, it's double man because.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
You're on the you're in the zone right now, you're
in the you're in the I hate to say, it's
a high risk Kyrieward zone area.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 10 (22:56):
If you don't play this right, you could be You've
still got and he goes, you got time to I'm.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
My own Gritch.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
That stole my own Christmas. You just stole the Rick
and Rick.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Also dealing with Christmas, we have a story of a
man in Virginia who has pleaded guilty to killing his
wife after an argument over Christmas lights.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
You know what I mean. It's awful, but you can
almost understand it. He is Rick.
Speaker 10 (23:25):
He has been He has been sentenced to life in prison.
The Circuit Court judge sentenced Forrest M. Smothers Junior on
Monday to life plus three years for the first degree
murder and felonies, or the felony use of our firearm
and five years of possession of a firearm by a felon.
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Prosecutor say, the fifty four year old man shot his
wife once in the head.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
He told investigators he had wanted to take down their
Christmas lights, but his wife had opposed the idea.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
All right, so it's not about so we're just gonna
shoot make him man in fact got him to that point.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Well, I have to say, there's probably a story prior
to this story we're not aware of.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Well, also something missing too, like he was drunk.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Let's move let's re move this because Christmas light I
don't know, have caused a lot of arguments. This is
an evil man, he's evil, He needs to pay the price.
Shouldn't kill his wife. I let him make that point.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
That out of the way. Don't let me move that
over here.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I consider my wife and I to have a very
strong marriage, not because of anything we've accomplished, but because
of our commitment to the You know that we told
God that we would love each other and sometimes, as
my wife is said, clearly, loving me is an action.
You know what I mean, it has there has to
be effort in it, because she told God she would.
But but but I will say this, and and and
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our marriage is solid, solid as a rock, okay. But
but there's one area that my wife and I really
struggle him.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
And we've we've come to point.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I made the declaration after the last the last one,
or what I considered to be the final one, attempted
to do a project on the house together, involving making something,
putting something together, putting up lights, this kind of stuff.
It I'm telling you something. I love this woman with
all there is to love, but she's impossible in these
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kind of situations. She's not a good foreman, and she's
not a good instruction follower. Uh And and both of
us want to run the project, you know what I mean.
And when it comes to this, and and plus I'm
not very good at handy things, which frustrates her and
tell I have to take the moment to take it in.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I can't, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
And and the one that went downhill where we were
putting something up in one of our kids rooms, and
I said, which I don't have any credibility, I give
you that because I'm not handy it was some some
things that had to be connected on the wall. And
I said, you know, I'm pretty sure the instructions say
you need to put the the clamps on that before
you piece them together, because it's gonna be hard to
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get a clamp in there. Once you put that clamp together,
all the clamps should be on there before you place
it on the wall.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Clamp as you go. And she disagreed, and and I
saw what did she say? What she disagreed?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
She just disagreed that that I had no credibility as
a handyman, which she's right, which is, you know, but
I have done a very good job. Like I've said,
I think there's a skill in getting people to do
things you can't do. That is a skill, you know.
I mean, some people aren't good at finding a guy
who can do a project and do it right. I
have a bizarre concept it's worth a little money to
get it done right. What money have you saved when
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this thing you just bought's broken because you didn't know
how to do it, you know what I mean, or
you didn't do a good job with Have you saved
any money there? Nopeh do you save any money? Friend
of mine who's listening today? When laughed at me, when
I wrick no, when I found listen, who do you think?
Who do you think made the more wise, even financial decision?
Here's an example. I was laughed at and scoffed by
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a none named friend for finding a Christmas tree. Place
that you pick out the Christmas tree, tell them what
you want, They put the lights on it, bring it
to your home, set it up, and then you and
your family decorated.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Which is the ultimate goal that you and the family decorate,
right right? All right?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Okay, mine is up straight as an arrow, done, perfectly lighted,
perfectly decorated, Christmas carols, hot chocolate, candy canes, Christmas Joy. Okay,
well I'll tell you what I want to spend that
next money.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Have I done? Really?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
You know where his tree went? Ten feet after the
second ornament. It crashed into everything in the living room,
destroying itself on the way down. All right, Now, which
one of us made the economic correct decision and the
family joy decision? Was it me or scoffing friend? Okay, So,
like I said, I'm gonna go with you on that one, right, yeah,
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so close, yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, it was all
of a twenty dollars difference. I want how you felt
about that. But anyway, oh wow, yeah, so so it
thought would be like a hundred yeah, well even one hundred.
I mean, if you've got it, I mean for it
not to fall on top I just it. Yeah right
really so, so anyway, I understand then she just shouldn't
have happened. This is awful, but I don't know what
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it is. There's something, you know, however, all of us
have their individual problems. My wife and I can I mean,
it could be something as simple as move that table
from here down the stairs to there. We just don't
do well.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Get there, go back to that. It's like it's like
we go, we go.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Well, when she put it up there without the clamps,
it fell onto the floor and cracked. And you claimed
you were holding your little clamp. Yeah, and I just
kind of did that what I should not have done.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Uh, you've said you argue with yourself on being quiet, right,
and it was.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Uncontrollable, was off the spine. It was my sinful flesh
that said, I told you.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You know, and yeah, and uh, and the.
Speaker 10 (28:40):
Boy, I shouldn't do that when they're crying though, right,
And yeah, and uh.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Right, and you're right, baba.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
And so you know, I've come to conclusion, you know
how you just have to understand there certain areas we
shouldn't go.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
And I said it, and she crashed down the wall. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah, it came on down, pim, you know, bouncing all
over the room and and uh and we got it
worked out towards then. But but but and then we
and we laughed about it later about how the little
scene we cassed, I see it was but but but
we've just decided she and I doing projects is a mistake.
I mean, it's not good for the house, it's not
good for us. There's just something about it. We go
from laughing, kissing and cuddling to we can't stand each
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other if we work together on a project.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
I don't know how to happen.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I mean it's almost instant that we go, we go
into the become mortal enemies, you know, like, I'm not
carrying it right. And then there's a problem. She's you know,
she's a small woman. I'm a large man, so caring things,
you're not holding it right. And you know, you're you're
knocking me down these steps. Yeah you know, yeah, you
know what time, Because if you're six too, I can't
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keep you apart, you know what I mean, Because if
you're six too and you're five foot you're carrying the
table differently.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Sure you are, you know what I mean. And you
don't care and she does. Right, that's also to play.
I mean keep in mind there, right, I mean, because.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
You don't care.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You remember the best of moment years ago, you know,
when when I said, we need to get somebody else
to move this.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Because he's gonna get wrong the table.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, fellow, she said I'll move it myself, and it
not and it fell on top of her down the
steps and and and black your eye.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
You remember that she looked like a klingon. You said
the forehead, Yeah, that did. The big one in big
one came out right in the middle of forehead.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
And you should have gone over there quicker. Well, I mean,
you've gloated a little too long. I hate to say
this because you get me in trouble again. Today I
appear to be writing these things more.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I mean that that that it should be when I say, hey,
that doesn't look like I said.
Speaker 10 (30:25):
Nobody's right all the time, Rick, But when you are
right it's not your fault.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Right, that's a good part, well spoken.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
So down where the honey land is, you were getting up,
going hunting. It started going off. There was some talk
about your your gas logs.
Speaker 10 (30:45):
Let me recap very quickly, touching gift of carbon monoxide monitor. Yes,
hunt ends damping. Her question comes in play. Super Tom
said he didn't touch it. He's an honest guy. He
knows what he's doing. I believed him. He asked the question,
is it supposed to be open or closed? I said,
quite frankly, I don't know. How was it when you
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found it? Right the next morning, we're awaken to the
carbon monoxide detector going off, Gift already working. I immediately think,
hated Tom change something in that dampner, and now we're
all about to die.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Then, you know, as I'm shaking, the kids waking, trying
to wake up, talk to me, talk. I'm fine, daddy,
I'm fine in the morning.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Let me go, all of us look like we're not
going to make it for them. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
The friend Ryan mccorkyll, who you know you've met before,
told me he said I was walking by it when
it went off, and I said, well, did you have
too much soup last night? But he did admit that
one of the storage room doors that would have access
into the house at this point that you know, would
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were you know, we might have some gas stored, or
we might have batteries being charged, I mean all kind
of little gas things floating around, you know. So now
I don't know if it's something floated in. I don't
know if it's Ryan floated something. I don't know if
the fluke was closed, you know, I don't dampener, I
don't know. I don't know what I believe it's damper
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wellver whatever you.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Get close where you know what we're talking. It's a
mass confusion.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
But at least everybody in the house appears coherent and
no one has passed out, so that was the good news.
So you know, I did what I thought anybody should
do standing there in my underwear with no shirt on,
is go back, get my hunting clothes on, and get
out to the hunt before the sun got out.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
So you never fear that when I went off. No,
all right, now, the real Greg Bird just claims you
might look at Ryan mccorky. The real Greg Bird just claims.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
You know this is I know he's Greg has worked
with a power company one time.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
This is true story when we would work in these
vaults like at malls, you know where the powers underground.
You're going to vault, you have to monitor the air,
and they had this equipment.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
It was.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
It was a sensor, the high tech machine, probably a
little more high tech than that.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
One, probably even more dependable. Or as we call it here,
Bob Carry's gift for us next year.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Uh, my friend Grady Poe, just to see if it
would work, talked off on one.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Now when you say talked off, I mean he lets
it broke. Yeah, he fired a shot at one and
it did set it off. So he broke win and shout.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Had to get everybody out of the hole. I had
like to fill out all the paperwork if it goes on,
fell out with something better than what He's a big.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Deal if it goes on. So y'all never told Hey,
look Grady actually did. Now he came claim I think
that changed felt out on and he's ready to go.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So he did that and it detected that gas, Yes,
meth and gas.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Now where is this that it was a one? Is
it up like a smoke detector. Is it plugs into
an outlet? So you know it's just like okay, so
somebody could lift up on one. Let me ask you.
You know, I guess if they dropped it. Bring one here.
Let's just you know, now in my office when Greg
comes in.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
Now, now now that you've told that story, you know
we will have to bring one of the office and
test it.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
That's what I'm saying. Oh, absolutely's the winck. Bring yours
in when you find it.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
U that trophy we got, let's say the winner we'll give.
I'm gonna tell you something. Did Grady become a legend
that he Yeah, I went to the point it set
off of the check anytime vault work came up that
story was told.
Speaker 10 (34:20):
So the now here's here's the thing. I looked on
the carbon monoxide tester and it was not alerting us
to carbon monoxide.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
It said gas on it. I'm telling you what Corkell
broke win by either that or the dampler.
Speaker 10 (34:36):
So we have we have quite a cast here. We
have we have Bob Carey that's applied the gift, Tom
with the mysterious chimney work, and we have Ryan mccorkyll
who went by and we don't really know what happened,
so but apparently we all made it and that is
the good news and the happy ending.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
To this story.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Well, I do want to say this because as you
talked about super Tom the engineer, we talked about this
look that that happens, uh and we call it because
everyone had happen. And Tom is an honest guy. I
totally believe it. But he gets this terrible look on
his face every time. And let me tell you the
look comes from it's uncontrollable. Every one of us have
been at a family function, are been with friends where
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small children are around in supermarket, Yeah yeah, supermarket and
somebody's toddler comes by you and the toddler falls on
its own and you had nothing to do with it,
and the kid starts crying. Everybody looks at you like
I didn't touch you, But this look comes on your
face like yeah, you look so like you tripped it.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yeah, oh yeah, I didn't touch my problem? Where did
they get that I did? I did have anything with it? Uh?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Bill is in uh trustwill Alabama one O four point
seven w z z K Bill, How are you buddy?
Speaker 14 (35:49):
Hey man? I'm doing great guys. Happy New Year to you.
Happy New Year, Thank you so much. Hey, Bobba, the fireplace,
now you had the fireplace running, it was vented logs
or something.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Uh, I don't know if it now. I thought I
knew you, but I don't know now if it's vented
or not.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
I don't think it is. Whatever. I think.
Speaker 14 (36:09):
Well, I'm a home inspector here here in the in
the area, and you know, I see a lot of
people that have vented logs in there and have a
damper that is able to close. You need to make
sure that you put a seat clamp on that dampage
where it cannot close all the way.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
Yeah, give it a little, give a little crack in.
Speaker 14 (36:24):
There, right, you can't if you forget to open that
thing up, then then you're gonna have some issues.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (36:30):
But if that componoxide detector, you know, some of them
also detect combustible gases, and if you had a you know,
some kind of gas cands near by or something, it
could have just been picking that up. So it didn't
probably Okay.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
It either something floated in from the garage or Ron
mccorcyl snuck out and had taco bay and we didn't
know about it.
Speaker 14 (36:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah that could definitely be it
as well.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Well, let me tell you, I.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
Think, are you know, uh killing our ozone as well?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
So the day before that we went dog hunting and
we I think we had uh you know, potted meat
in vain or sausage there.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
You go, oh wow, we'll do it.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Well, you think that thing will remind you about it?
Speaker 6 (37:11):
See, and I gotta know what you had on when
you ran out and you, oh.
Speaker 10 (37:15):
It was probably not pretty because you're standing there and
you're trying to figure out what's going on and you realize, hey,
I've got boxer shorts on and I don't know if
the front's buttoned or not.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
You know, that's the only thing you know. And and
because to me, to me and your hair.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
You know, your your hair is all pushed over on
one side and your eyes swollen up.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Well, we've all talked about it because to me, social
activity when you're when you're talking about family or friends
to visit is one thing. To me, when you go
to the level of with family friends, they we're spending
the night, right then then it goes to another place
because this spend the night thing when people go to
the go to sleep, and go into the rooms.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
It's it's a.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
That's a that's a part of your world that people
rarely see other than your fan And I think it's
supposed to be that. I never forget one time I
just strolled into my kitchen like I always do. You
bring that story way back and I'm wearing next to nothing.
I forget my mother in Lost with the Night with
you know what I mean, And you guard forever. Yeah,
you walk in there and like, well, hello there, Hello there, mama.
Speaker 10 (38:16):
And then then when you have that uncomfortable moment, you
have that uncomfortable moment, you don't know if you should
like run out or just casually because if you run out,
you think they're gonna be spooked.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
If you stay, that could be spooked.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
You know. If you can ease out and like nothing
really happened, then you don't have to talk about it
later in the day.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
And you know, And I'm not proud of this, I'm not.
I'm absolutely zero proud of it. But I can see
where this detector serves a great purpose and it's important
to have them.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
But I know how good I know that thing's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Off multiple times over things that aren't dangerous, and I'll
eventually go this isn't worth it keeps waking me up,
you know, and I just I know, I mean, it's
not the way to be absolutely wrong.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
And I think that chirp sometimes when you have a.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Power out, you think that thing's not gonna missfire? What
already has over? He opened to open the utility room.
Speaker 10 (39:08):
Well, I don't know, we don't know. Now, you know
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go back and have
to test.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
It soon as I get the Xbox parking. Uh, I'm
gonna go back and play with it. Tum, Yeah, Uncle Greg,
there is an answer somewhere, Yeah, Uncle Greg spent tone.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
But it's it's kind of uneasy when you're standing there
in your underwear and you know you've got like, you know,
four of you best friend's wife standing there.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
That's awful. Hey, ladies, how are y'all good to see you?
Because you got you go number seeing you in apropt
excuse me? Can I borrow your robe? Right right? Number
Number one?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Ladies, I've got you think that our children are in
danger right now? Number two, I'm in my I'm in
my underwear. No sure, right, and now they're dealing with
all kinds of.
Speaker 10 (39:43):
Tragedy and it's not the most attractive underwear. Yeah, it's
strictly for comfort.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Absolutely. We'll hang on to them a little long, Yes,
you will, absolutely. Yeah, about the time that they're right
when you watch Heart Strength on Wine.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Yeah, yeah that again. I mean to me, that's it,
that's it, just now got where it needs to.
Speaker 9 (40:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (40:00):
I wear them to their loin cloths.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I actually have loin cloths and I've been to to
stop wearing. Well, come back, we'll go Pune Trollie next.
Let's chat with you at eight six six we be
Big thirty seconds a pop. You pick the topic, make
the comment, ask the question, bring information to the table.
We chat with you at eight six six we be Big.
After the breakfas Ricking.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Bubba, Ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
The Ricking Bubba players various characters throughout the years, give
me to you the classic TWAESDA the Night before Christmas.
I will announce each player, each person as we move
through them. We start TWAESA the Night before Christmas twenty sixteen.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Give me dare Eh, thank you, ck You're welcome back.
Speaker 10 (40:47):
You know this is nothing I like to have a
little dip sitting at the table after a big Christmas
meal while everybody else is trying to eat cake, and
I'm spitting in the cup.
Speaker 6 (40:59):
They there, you go, ry Christmas. How's your lunch over there?
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Plus then before Christmas went all through the house. Now
that was stucking, not even the mouth, the stockings. They
were hunged by the chimney with such care and hope
that Saint Nicholas.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Would soon be they Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow.
Speaker 15 (41:41):
Okay, nobody's gonna read this faster, gonna run further, throw
it any further than me. I'm playing baseball and football.
The children were nestled, I'll snugging their beds. My visions
of sugar plums danced in their heads.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Thank you, Jim, well done. Now here here's was reading
last year's order.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
Sorry are.
Speaker 11 (42:03):
Just in my.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
Roadside?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Well once again this year looks like the Crimson Tad's
going to get another national championship under the tree.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Wealthy yet my well, I was talking to Phyllish dack In.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
You know, Phylish Mama was in the kerchief, and I
had my course twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, and probably twenty seventeen,
twenty eighteen National Championship cap on, and we'd settled our
brains for a long winter s nap to prepare to
be ready for the playoffs again. A road tad, when
not on the roof, there rose at the cladder. I
(42:40):
sprang from my bed, road tad, see what was the matter.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
The Germans aver to the vendor. I flew with a flash.
It's a better refect. Some people might call it a blitz.
Screen Ta opened the shutter. I checked with Phil moschovn.
Speaker 10 (43:00):
Uran and threw up the sash.
Speaker 16 (43:04):
James spam the weather plan.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
He's a mighty James Spans, the mighty good weather man.
Speaker 13 (43:12):
He's American Bubba's biggest fan.
Speaker 12 (43:14):
He's the main weather man.
Speaker 17 (43:17):
Go James, let me get my dramatic reading voice.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
RD. Yeah, Marry Christmas.
Speaker 17 (43:22):
The moon on the breasts of the new fallen precipitation
that starts with the letter S. It creates massive milk
and bread sales, panic among the citizens and brings out trolls, haters,
and knowing all the luster of midday to objects below,
when what to my wondering eye should appear but a
(43:44):
miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeers.
Speaker 6 (43:48):
Thank you, James, you can follow James on Twitter. He
loves it. Let him know what you think about it,
all right? Oh, a new ad this year, rich Helmsey, Hey,
rich hem Jee.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
Thank you darling. It's so nice to be here. Reminds
me of my dinner party on Monday. We had a
little long drive.
Speaker 13 (44:09):
You know.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
I reminded me of the driver. Do you remember Alfred?
He was a nice, nice young man, so lively in cornerck.
I know in a moment it must be a saint Nick.
I love of Ustavia.
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Thank you rich how Scar washed? Joey?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
I can't do me a favorite?
Speaker 7 (44:29):
All you?
Speaker 18 (44:36):
That's pretty good day. Go to Christmas and shud Nichols
his coursers than came and he whistle.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Bet it out, Joe Lo, you need the doctor, Lou,
(45:16):
doctor Lou. Merry Christmas to you, sir. Guys. That's so good.
They'll be in there. Let me tell you it has
been It's been a while. I've been so busy this season.
Speaker 11 (45:26):
I tell you what so now Dasher now, dancer now,
Hillary Clinton on commet, on Cupid, on saving and Kiffin.
To the top of the polls goes Hillary Clinton. To
(45:48):
the top of Trump's wall, goes Hillary Clinton. Listen, now
go away, Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 9 (45:55):
Go away all.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
Christmas, Thank you Christmas. Let's talk a little college.
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
We have Gary the bulldozer Man, the spur Master himself.
He brought his delicious fried pies. We will start first
with the real Geary.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
We're good. Uh where it says real Gary?
Speaker 8 (46:22):
Okay, as dry leaves that before when hurricane fly. That's
about the stupidest.
Speaker 6 (46:29):
Line I overheard.
Speaker 8 (46:32):
One day, meet with an obstacle mount to the sky,
so up to the house top the coursers. They flew
with this sligh with a slave, slave full of toys,
and Saint Nicholas too. You can't even read a line.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Now now now me me uh? And then you asked Gary,
I mean height, I mean you know, I mean I
like all I ever want to do, you know, the
next thing, and I'm turning to some kind made done that. Rix,
I mean I want my cooking dinner and like the
fry pies, I mean you can't have nothing. And then
you know, a twinkling I heard I heard them, you know,
(47:18):
prassing and palling on the roof from you. Rix called
me saying, hey, get down here, I got people coming
to hunt. It's there everywhere. I mean, you can't even
you can't even have Christmas. And I drew in my
head and I turned around, you know, I mean, you
know Mot won't call me back.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
So I mean chimney, you know, Saint Nicholas. Of course
he came down, you know. I mean, you know, did
you get that chimney to draw gear?
Speaker 3 (47:44):
You know? I tried to, you know, tell Rick, I mean,
how you can't. You can't do that. Man. All you
gotta do is get out there. You gotta get that fluid.
It sounds gonna come down there. I mean, you gotta
get up there and just don't talk that. I mean,
you can't. You can't have nothing. Sherston told me she
gonna eat behind dinner if Saint Nicholas gonna come down
with the bound coach Johnson.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
Oh no, oh boy, say looking coach, you and you're just.
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Doing for.
Speaker 12 (48:22):
Who's in.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
He lose.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
As eat shoes was.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
Loosing in a coach.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Coach out of my way there, Coach.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
From this point forward, Rick, Bubba and Rudolph will not
be allowed to play any reindeer games. Oh it's the
coach from Rudolph coach A bundle of toys. He had
flung on his back. He looked like a peddler just
opening his sack. It's packed.
Speaker 6 (48:52):
Sorry, give me a live Rudolph. Get put the bud
off his nose and get him to the back. Sold
on about in the house. I'm about trumps, my little stops.
I'm about the whole time bubble. How's ros bottle and Bible?
Two lots time on the sodos buble? What loss? How
(49:15):
about trumpel who stumples? How mall get the broom?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Roger Lewis, Roger Lewis, Merry Christmas, Roger.
Speaker 19 (49:39):
Merry Christmas. Rick and Baba Roger Lewis rough pointing live
this morning from the fake news.
Speaker 6 (49:46):
Better, Good morning ride, Good morning ride.
Speaker 19 (49:49):
I got going like sixteen years strong. I might have
those twenty three of our darn prow cross.
Speaker 6 (49:56):
Sixteen years of Roger Lewis.
Speaker 19 (49:59):
Who cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry.
Good morning stroll, A little moss was drawn up like
a ball the barrel. His chin was as white as
a little snow.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Good morning, goes Bucky beaver Man.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 20 (50:19):
Yeah, I'm so glad to be here.
Speaker 6 (50:23):
Can't hide it you are, look at you excited you.
I saw good the hunt yesterday. I thod in the wood,
that's all steed and dragging the deer. Oh damn, let's
stay here where we're at.
Speaker 12 (50:38):
His teeth were like roses, and his.
Speaker 6 (50:42):
Wrong line, wrong line, I can't see good, don't tinkle time.
Speaker 20 (50:49):
He held tied in his teeth. You know, good teeth.
You gotta take thank you if you like living with
I lonty teeth, thinking this is a much baby.
Speaker 6 (51:02):
And the spoke he didn't circled his head like a
hor's gonna be difficult, wreath like what.
Speaker 12 (51:12):
Henry the horse?
Speaker 6 (51:14):
The horse come out of the where he.
Speaker 16 (51:17):
Meant now, Henry the horse tagging his shirt off?
Speaker 12 (51:23):
Take it off.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
It's that handy he's working the song.
Speaker 21 (51:29):
He held a broad face and a little round belly
that shook when he left, like a boolfull of Oh.
Speaker 6 (51:39):
There he go. Take you out of here, Hanrad What
a horse?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
What a horse?
Speaker 6 (51:49):
A corse Jackson.
Speaker 10 (51:55):
I don't get to practice this very much now, sais
Michael's gone?
Speaker 6 (52:01):
Before I start? I just want to thank the children
of the world.
Speaker 10 (52:04):
And it is Taylor and of course Joseph.
Speaker 13 (52:09):
He was chubby and he.
Speaker 12 (52:10):
Was plumped.
Speaker 6 (52:12):
All right. Oh, jolly f and I laughed when I
saw him in spite of myself. Thank you. Oh here
comes that Martha. Oh no, that Martha's coming for Christmas.
Speaker 21 (52:28):
Oh good speedy. Could you have me a Marlborough a
week of his eye? Hada, Rick, come here and give
that Martha some sugar? Could you introduce me to that
Gary a weink of his eye and a twist of
his head like a Martha soon gave me?
Speaker 6 (52:44):
No, come here, Greg, Greg, why is your gun not
work to rig? Break it to me? You have nothing
to dread? Good old boy.
Speaker 16 (52:58):
He spoke a word, but went straight to his word
and filled all the stock gangs with a turn and
a jerk, and laying his finger aside of his nose
(53:19):
and giving a nod.
Speaker 6 (53:23):
Loving now pausing for effect in theater circles as a sewer.
Oh my god, motion of it all. Woud checking his messages.
Speaker 12 (53:36):
Up the chimney, He.
Speaker 22 (53:39):
Rose, you, Baba, no no more fool for you today.
Speaker 12 (53:44):
You eat too much.
Speaker 22 (53:46):
No more pie, no more, no more barbecue. Somebody get
that way from you. You leave here you go now.
He sprang to his sleigh to see what team he gave.
He whistled, stupid Santa Yankee dog and the way they
all flew like down of.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
A thistle, I heard him exclaimed, and he drove out
of sight.
Speaker 21 (54:11):
Happy Christmas, you all, and you all hey, good night.
Speaker 6 (54:17):
The record by A.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Blair was the Night Before Christmas twenty sixteen edition.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 12 (54:28):
I'm off little bottle troth litts.
Speaker 6 (54:30):
Modle, I'll forget to do ro tad heah. Come tell
me lou come over here and tell him at about
Notre dame. Hey, Gary, I have a project for you.
Speaker 23 (54:47):
On the first day of Christmas, my true lunkat to
me a partridge in a pear tree. On the second
day of Christmas, my true lun get to me two
turtle dolls and.
Speaker 13 (54:58):
A partridge and a pear tree. On the fourth day,
on the third day of Chrismas my true look gay.
Speaker 23 (55:04):
To me by gold and re four calling three French
and turtle doves.
Speaker 13 (55:11):
And the partridge in a pear tree.
Speaker 23 (55:13):
On the ninth day of christ to me my time
dady stands in eight ladies stays some seventh sat he said,
some six sady stays.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
And bye and not shout.
Speaker 13 (55:22):
You better not cry, you better not in a pear
tree on the ninth hell on the eighth.
Speaker 23 (55:31):
On the seventh day of this witch to look up
to me and because Swiss by four calling bird, three
French and two turtle do we come a bustle linga.
Speaker 13 (55:46):
Be decked with bays and partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Chris, what's my.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
True lucky to me?
Speaker 13 (55:54):
Mumming does and leaving ladies, stands and domes and scenes
one of swimming songs.
Speaker 23 (55:59):
He's in five golden rings, four calling birds, three French
hands to turtle doves and root off the red nose reindeer.
Speaker 13 (56:07):
On the twelfth day of Chris, that's my true.
Speaker 7 (56:09):
Luca to come out and over by a reindeer walking
home to my house.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Chrisself, You go right, you got counseling for that.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
It's it's a different radio show.
Speaker 13 (56:24):
On the twelfth day of Chris, that's my true luck.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Get to me.
Speaker 13 (56:27):
Do do do do Do Do do do do do
do do do. On the twelve day, what you love
gave to me? Twelve drummers, drumming like an mission the
same again, eleven pipers.
Speaker 12 (56:46):
Pine made of milking. There I'm oking just for.
Speaker 10 (57:02):
I A Christmas down Come, I a Christmas TWN Live Africa.
Speaker 13 (57:11):
Christmas down to come. Why Christmas Christmas down.
Speaker 19 (57:22):
You're gonna take.
Speaker 13 (57:23):
The holes and do the things.
Speaker 8 (57:25):
Whatever do do do do do do do do do do.
Speaker 13 (57:32):
Do do do do do do. Poly dreging a big pantry.
Poly drying a big pantry.
Speaker 6 (57:46):
Hey, it's speedy.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
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