Introducing: CrimeLess

Hello, Ron Burgundy Listeners! We want to share a new show you might enjoy, CrimeLess.

About the show: What’s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you’re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist.

Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, or otherwise outrageous crime. The story will catapult the hosts into an exploration of the minutia of the crime, the wild characters who committed it, and how the hosts could do it better. While the show will be funny, first and foremost, listeners will also learn something — at least enough to seem interesting for 10 minutes at a party. It’s How Stuff Works, if How Stuff Works got drunk and robbed a Papaya King, to pay for the Bored Ape NFTs it bought to cover its gambling losses. Or You’re Wrong About, but mostly focused on things that Florida Man did after smoking too much kratom. (Or do you snort kratom? We definitely need to do an episode unpacking WTF kratom is.) 

Listen here and subscribe to CrimeLess on the iHeartRadio App or wherever you get your podcasts!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and
found yourself with more questions than answers?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
And what is this? How is that not a story?
We all know? What's this?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Where is that?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Why is it?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Wet boy? Do we have a show for you?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
From SmartLess Media, Campside Media and big money Players comes Crimeless.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Join me Josh Deen, investigative journalists.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
And me Rory Scovel, comedian as we celebrate the amazing
creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
We'll look into some of the silliest ways folks have
broken the laws.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Honestly, it feels more like a high level prank than
a crime.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Who catfish is a city.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
And meets some memorable anti heroes.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
There are thousands of angry horny monkeys.

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Clap if you think she's a witch and it breaks
you out.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
He has extray invention.

Speaker 8 (00:50):
How could I not follow her? Honestly, I gotta follow me,
can see right through me.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Listen to Crimeless on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or
wherever you get your podcasts.