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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ron Burgundy Here, I'd like to tell you about the
new season of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Here's the deal.
I burned down the sound studio. I'm not gonna lie.
I had a lot of candles going, and I brought
a kangaroo into the studio. You can do the math,
but if you can't, it was violent, dangerous and fast,
a real five alarm er. Sorry, I heart Anyhow, we
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don't have a studio, and that's why the whole fifth
season is up on stage in front of live audiences.
It was weird, but we had a great time listen
to our wonderful guests, like Guy Fieri. What's the grossest
thing you've ever eaten? That lobster back there? Yeah? Right.
The pepsid did not help Anderson Pok. You produce music,
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and what's that like? Do you just yell at people?
That's how I was taught. That's just a sign of
great producing. Jack Black, when you've got the eyes of steel,
the world bends to your will. To name only a few.
As per usual, I do a lot of yelling. Chase
a flap jack, cutting board, Boeing seven four seven? What
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the hell going on? Carolina makes a fool of herself. God,
you're blowing it so hard right now. I can't Russian,
Russian head of state. I don't know what Russian head
of state. Oh my gosh, there's an opera singer my
Sandwid and a ghost from revolutionary Times. What the hell
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is it? Colonial ghost boy has walked onto the stage.
And I end each episode with a hard hitting, serious
take on the most important current subjects in the world today.
I call it my take, one of the great quotes
in history, and I forget who said it. Whether it
was Buddha Gandhi or John F. Kennedy, it doesn't really matter.
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The quote goes something like this, love makes you do
crazy things. There's a lot of podcasts out there, and
some of them are pretty good, but come on, I'm
Ron Burgundy. Don't jerk me around here. If you want
to stay classy and well educated, you'll make sure to
listen to the new season of The Ron Burgundy Podcast
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starting June six, on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.