February 12, 2025 • 43 mins
This week, Curly and Maya put their friendship to the ultimate test—planning the perfect date for each other. Things start sweet and innocent, but quickly spiral into chaotic daydreams. Tune in for wild date ideas, deep debates on proper first-date snacks, and what not to do if you want a second date.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think you have a crush on.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Me, Curly, No, I think you have a crush on Mabe.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
No, I think you have a crush on I think.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You have a crush on maybe well like.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Crush I think you have in me and I have
any whoa, I.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Did have a crush on you for like two days
or two days I knew it. I was like, am
I and then I was like, I don't like girls,
and then it just went away.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
My name is Curly and I'm Maya.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And welcome to the Super Secret Presti Cloud Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
A super secret club where we talk about super secret things.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, like secrets that are super That's what it is.
In each episode, we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreaks, men,
and of course our favorites. Secrets get in here it.
I mean, I feel like, and I've said this before,
(00:53):
I do feel like I like girls.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Did I have curly hair, straight hair, port curly hair.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I do sometimes think that I like girls, but I
think that it has less to do with the attraction
and more to do with I'm just lazy, as you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So I'm a lazy crush.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Why I call myself gayzy because the only reason I
don't want to date women. Is because I don't want
to lift heavy objects. Number One, I don't want to
protect this in the alley. I have no desire to
be the one who's going to save the day. Number Two.
I always tell you I'm not interested in moving the
sofa or the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Is I would never ask you for any of that
because I know you would say no.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Exactly, And I'm like, it's just at the end of
the day, it's just much easier to s a d
than it is to move a refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Not be Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Today, I'm just as j Lo and I smell like glow.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You smell like anyway. How is your spirit?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
My spirit's really good. Actually it's really good. I'm in
a really interesting, beautiful spiritual space right now. There's like
lots of awesome change on the horizon. And then there's
another part of me that is very like we're all dying.
I actually don't give a shit about anything, Like we're
all dying, Like what do I care about this? Like
(02:08):
whatever I'm decaying as we speak? What about you? Has
your spirit?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I feel my spirit's good. I think I'm just I
just got back from Arizona. I spent some time in
Phoenix with my family. Got back yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Do people ever call like people from Arizona? Do they
ever call it like the asy or like the foe?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Does anyone? Do you like it when people call California Cali?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Ugh?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I think it's cringe.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I heard that. I've heard a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Of people be like, oh yeah, Callie Kelly. And I
remember there was this one person who was like, we
don't say Cali. No one says Cali.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't say Cali.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't say Kel.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I's in California. But like, I don't really like, for example,
if you're from LA, will say MacArthur Park. We won't
say West Lake. You know, we'll say South Central. We're
not saying Sola, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh who says Sola?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
South Ula? Some people call south Ula? So I'm like,
don't talk about these places.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Like, but I feel bad. I feel good to be
back in Welcome back to La. When we're recording this,
it's like the end of January. But when you're listening
to this, it's going to be Valentine's Week. Last last
year we made an episode about kind of about how
much we hate Valentine's Day, or like our experience expectations,
(03:23):
and this time we're trying to manifest like a good
solid date. Right.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, we were yes for each.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Other for each other. Yes, So in this episode we're
going to be creating Valentine's dates for it. How would
you how would you explain this episode?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, I was like, should we just talk about how
if we were dating taking each other out on a date, like,
what would the date look like? I had a bit
of a bit this. This is, by the way, this
is very true to form with dating. Me as a virgo.
I'm not the best planner. This is why I'm like virgos,
we're not anyways. I'm not like the best planner, So
I plan things like on the whim. So I'm very
(04:00):
like I found this thing and I was thinking we
should try this, and then I think we should do
this and d D Dad. But I'm not like, you
know this because you make most of our plans when
we hang out. You're like, you're like Clockett, Wicked is
and Wicked.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm very impulsive. I'm like, you want to go see
Wicked tonight at seven pm?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, to cross the street. But I feel like you
are really good at being that because I'm very I'm
always usually down. I'm like, yeah, fuck it, let's go.
But I'm not like the one to be like. I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I feel like some of the virgos I've dated have
very thorough planned out dates.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm not. I don't know I'm getting hot on this. Actually,
I don't know if it's my ADHD or diagnosed by
the way or unmedicated, or if I'm notally medicated for it. Oh,
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I love that color. I love that shirt Curly is wearing?
What an olive green?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It goes good with my I love that color on me,
or just in.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
General, on you and in general.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Now I'm and now I'm like j low in ever
sat you dress? Okay? Yeah, So the episode was we're
going to describe each other's date and what we would do,
but I actually have nothing planned.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So I'm just gonna just you didn't write anything down.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'm gonna say it off the dome.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, Well I wrote something down?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, So what what where are we in in this
hypothetical date thing? Did we match on a dating app?
Did we And I'm going to be I'm going to
be your gay guy?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I would say maybe this is like our first Valentinees.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We're boyfriend boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, maybe we got together like this summer everything or
well for me, like because you're gonna have your own
timeline and I have a different timeline.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, well, okay, this would be a day date in tonight. Okay,
let me see. Okay, I say, hey, comfortable but cute.
We're gonna have a dinner date later. But it's going
to start maybe at like let's say three, Yeah, you know,
but plan for the if. Okay, this is what you're
(06:02):
gonna do on the date.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I have chronic congestion, and I'm like chronic congestion.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hot, love it next time. Let me do that for you. Okay,
I would pick you up. I would walk to your door,
ring the doorbell or knock with flowers. I'm not gonna
be honking, no honking. Some people I've got honked up. Oh,
(06:32):
I mean nobody will. I would walk to your door,
ring the doorbell or knock with flowers, and I'd say milady,
and I would bow, I would vow, I wouldn't. Okay, So,
like you know, we would go to a museum somewhere
where we can look at stuff and talk to get
(06:52):
each other's opinions. If this was like a first date,
I thank you first date. And maybe some of this
is from experience, but whatever, I'm taking it. I went
on this really good date. We went to a museum
and it was really great because you get to go
at each other's pace. Ye, Like, we look at a
(07:12):
piece of art and I'm like, what do you think
about this? And then I get to hear what you like,
what do you think about this?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This could be great, but I hate the color that
they chose to paint the sweater on this girl.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
See, and I would be like, that's a very interesting
thing that you just said, let's look at this piece
of art.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, and I'd be like, this, oh, here is I
feel like I am very opinionated about a lot of things,
so that would be a fun date for me, I think.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
But see, I feel like going somewhere where you can
have a lot of opinions, you get to know somebody
pretty quick, right.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
If it was a museum, if it was like Huntington
Gardens Library or whatever, Yeah, there's so many things to
look at and to be like, oh, what do you
think about this? Or what's this? Or people watching too
you can people watch, and so.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Then should we go back and forth? Yes, okay, so
I definitely would probably pick you up because I drive
all the time. I'm a driver. I would maybe have
like a few snacks for us. I'm like a snacker,
Like when I go kind well, I I probably asked
you what kind of snacks are you into? Gets would
you eat? I'm a gummy bear. No. Gummy bears, by
(08:26):
the way, are really sexy snack to eat because because
they're not messy, and they smell really good and they
won't stain your teeth or your tongue, and if you're bottoming,
it's better to eat gummy bears that day instead of
eating cheers.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, I wouldn't eat anything because I would be too nervous.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, so I okay, So then I pick you up.
And in the same way that you think about opinions,
I think about experiences. I like to see what somebody.
I like to do experiences with somebody. But I also
but I'm a nervous per Oh my god, but I'm
kind of nervous. So I would kind of like gauge,
like what is your comfortability?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Like what time are you picking me up?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I would say probably at night. That's when everybody looks
really good. By the way, really yes, I think if you're.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's intimate for a first date.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh, everybody. The lighting at night when you're meeting somebody
or dating somebody for the first time, it's just so
forgiving because in the day I've dated people that like
at night they're so fucking fine, and I'm like, oh
my god, yes, And then I wake up and I'm like,
there's tartar on your teeth. Wait, what's tartar? Tartar is
like the yeah, yeah, there's tartar on your teeth. I'm like, oh,
(09:37):
you didn't scribe your tongue, like you'll notice those things
or you're like, oh, those pores are big.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You notice that on the first first date in the sun? Well,
then what if you like them at night and then
when you go on a date.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's why I would say, like, you want to take
them out.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't want to see it all under bad lighting.
Somewhere with bad lighting.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh hell no, that's my one thing. By the way,
don't take me anywhere there's like an overhead like seventy
eleven Denny's lighting, Like that is not I'm good in
the same way that you want to know people's opinions.
I want to know your opinion in culinary taste anyway.
So I would take you to either like like a
nighttime festival would be really cool, Like, oh, we can
(10:19):
try different things. There's like different vendor. Yeah, Like if
it would be really cool if there was like a
place where you could set out a blanket and hang
out and talk it up live music, or I would
be like let's make something, Like let's go do something,
Let's go paint something, let's go make like pottery. I
think that that's a really good way to I think
(10:40):
that doing a skill together that you're both not good
at is so much fun because I think it makes
space for giggles and it also allows for vulnerability. Like
if you're the best bowler, don't take me bowling, Like
I'm not good at bowling, but.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I'm really good at bowling.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
If you take me somewhere that has like a flood wreckers,
is that right? Or like or yeah, or like what's
the other place where you can get where people adults
go and they play games. Yeah, yeah, Like I think
that's kind of cool. Like I think it's really cute.
I get I'm playfully competitive, so I'm not necessarily like,
(11:18):
I don't take it that seriously, but I have so
much fun. So like, I know you're competitive. So if
I would have just talked shit to me, I would say, so, okay, yeah,
I mean you're the baby of the family. Yes, you're
absolutely competitive and Brady.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, not too much of my girl.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
My girl as a brat, and I also as the
baby of my family. But who's a bigger brat? Mirror? No,
you do you think I'm a bigger Brad? Do you
think I'm a bigger brat?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Absolutely? When I get over stimulated, Okay, you get Braddy
when it inconveniences.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You over stimmy though.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
No, I get over stimulated when i'm like doing too much.
Like I'm okay with being inconvenience when I have to
like go do something for someone, like when someone's driving
to Phoenix at like midnight and then they want a
good night sleep.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That is our one thing that we cannot agree on,
a argument that is such a source of spot like
our one thing that we it's been like.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
A year ago, like last week, last week. No, I see,
we see where we were coming from. I just get
over stimulated when like there's when it's hot, and then
there's like a lot to do, and I can't vocalize
what I really need or what I really want, so
I'll just kind of be short or just not explain.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
But when I am hot too or hungry, but I
don't know when I'm hungry usually because I forget to
eat a lot. But I told you that I got
kind of bratty. Chanty didn't know, but I felt like
I was getting bratty with her in my head because
she was like, I'm gonna like make it a little
warmer in here, and I was like, I can't do warm.
And then she was like really busy at a day
(13:19):
and then she.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Was like this date is not going well.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm already talked about another girl. What the fuck? But
then she was like, oh, can you order us food?
I ordered his food. Meanwhile, I was trying to iron
my clothes for the party we were supposed to go
to that night. And then she was like, can you
go meet my brother in the lobby? And my eye
did you go?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Thinking you were just going to be a guest?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Where did you go?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Is like, this is my best friend's dad's wedding. Both
I'm going to be right or die both both.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
But I think that what happens with me is that
I am very gazy. I'm very lazy. Like I'm very
like I'm probably one of the most hard working lazy people.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I wouldn't say lazy.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I mean I'm hard working, yeah, and I'm on top
of my ship, yes, but I don't think I but
I am a koala. I'm like, just feed me.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And let me take a nap, bro, and that's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
So okay, so we're at we're making we're painting.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, we're painting, which I would get a little not huffy.
I would be like, hey, love that, but my parents
are artists and it's the last thing I want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh, that'd be crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't say anything. I would
be like, yeah, for sure, Yeah, but next time we
can go to Phoenix, arizonanted to do this for free.
My cousin has a painting class company.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm so dead. Yeah, you're so right. Well that's how
you know when people are mat or not. I would
do it. I would do it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So I'm like, he's so hard.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
To your point, I did make you enchiladas, our first
one of our first major hangs and you ate it.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It was was it for my birthday?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
For your birthday? Yeah? And then you we had we
had at day.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I'm like, extremely, it's technically an allergy. I have double
the allergy. According to twenty three and Me, which also
determined that tried to determine that my cousin Cecily was
actually my mom's niece. So I don't know how accurate
it is.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Did you ever find that out?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, because we went on we want to do ancestry
dot com. Okay, she hasn't done it yet.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
My call mean was like the there's a glitch in
our family tree.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Twenty three and Me said that my mom got on
twenty three meters and it said that our cousin Cecily,
which is her dad's brother's niece, her first cousin, was
actually her daughter or not daughter was actually oh sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Got you already lost me. I said, let me leave
me back.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Come, okay, my mom's first cousin their their dad. It's
our brothers.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It said that she was actually her niece. That my
cousin Cecily was her mom's niece maybe, and so that
means that my grandpa. My mom's dad would have been
her dad's dad.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That's like when people say that Solange is Beyonce's child.
Oh you never know, No, you're never gonna get it anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, I hate the Celanth.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, so you hate this date and you're painting, but
I like where this is going though. Okay, so where
did you take me?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I took you to Amium or or like Huntington Gardens
maybe for like the third day.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You know, I'm like very elegant. I'd probably like walk
around and be like smartly.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
And then if there's a cafe, we could sit there
and grab a coffee before going to the next activity,
which is dinner.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So you sit in a coffee and then we like
tell like, what do you do for work or what
do you what's what does that tattoo mean? Yeah, yeah,
tattoo mean.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
This is actually a Hinto inspired tattoo. Yeah, this is
actually a wedding. This was a wedding tattoo. And I
was like it was on a bride and I was like,
oh yeah, same, it comes the bad but so you know.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Go to an activity where we can talk and stuff,
because that's really the like of it. Is is knowing
like okay, well, you know if there's somebody there who
like service, right, if somebody is serving us, seeing how
they react to that, that's like huge. One time I
(17:41):
went to on a first date. He we went to
like home depot and he was so right, he was
so rude to We were trying to buy Christmas lights.
I had, like my roommate had our first Christmas tree
that was a real Christmas tree, and I didn't have
any lights, and he was like, I'll take you to
(18:04):
home Depot and we'll pick out lights whatever, like oh yeah,
it's so cute, you know, like five hundred days of
summer they go to iikio yes. And then he spent
the entire time arguing with one of the employees there
about the wattage of the lights. And when he walked
walked away, I had to tell the employee like I'm
so sorry, like I don't even know him. And then
(18:26):
I had to help him put his like new license
plate up and that was like in the dirt and we.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
All, oh my god, so it sounds like a keeper.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I mean that was a virgo those your people, Ugh.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
This is okay, I drag virgos so hard on the internet,
and then other virgos come for me and they're like,
you clearly have been have had your heartbroken by a virgo?
I'm like, yeah, my own damn self because we're so annoying.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I mean it varies, like like the placements. I don't
know what other placements he had, but it was, yeah,
I don't know. I've had this on dates where guys
are so comfortable opening up to me about their daddy issues,
which I have no issues with, but it's it's a
little bit if we're both going there like yeah, for sure,
we'll talk about that, but like it was the entire.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
That is accident.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It was the entire time. Oh my god, it was
the entire time that they were talking about their daddy issues.
And I was like, I feel like I should get
paid for this day. Like a therapist.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Actually, if you talk to straight man long enough, in
my opinion, if you're not sleeping with them, you're becoming
their therapist. That's my as a gay man for me.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well for me, like I feel like a lot of
my straight guy friends either were like flirting or I'm
their therapist.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's an exchange. Like it's fine if we're going there,
We're talking like yes, but it just was not the vibe.
And then on that date I ended up texting my
ex and I missed him.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Wow, so now you brought up your except our date. Okay,
So for me, I think that the following thing would
be I like getting creative with like what I'm going
to eat? I love food. That's actually like my love
language is like going to different restaurants and trying different things.
Consuming basically is my love language. So I would want
to do like, okay, we can do like different things.
We can go somewhere that you know you kind of watch,
(20:20):
like like a Benny Hannah Maybe like that could be
kind of cool because I never go to those. I'd
be like, let's I've never been to It's kind of corny, it's.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Kind of a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Let's go, let's go. Do you want to go? Or
I would be like do you want to? Like because
I like making out right away, like I like hisiting
and side would be like I would be like, do
you want to get maybe like in and out? Go
see the view? Go see a view. You're a little
like what a flirt?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
What does it called that a flirt? You're a little
like you're a hussy. Huh.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I do like to kissing on the first data is
super important to me.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I can't do There's only one time that I did
that and that was fine, But I just I'm like, no,
I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Lot of girls don't do that.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
But see, I feel like I'm a little conservative as
a gay man because I won't do anything more. I'll
just make out with you, but there's no there's no
heavy petty.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Bring him back. We're getting too far into the date.
I would bring their dinner involved.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Well, yes, it depends
on I would say yes, but it depends on what
the activities are. Because I love.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't know you'll like this, but at the end
of the day, I do like being alone together somewhere
like where are we going to go to be alone?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay? Yeah, well okay, So the next activity for me
is nighttime dinner somewhere not too intense, still fluffy. Then
if it's going well, stroll somewhere, a stroll, a nice
little stroll.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Or I have to protect you if something happens.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What is your.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Issue with protecting?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I can handle my I have like nails, do.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You want to go down this dark alley?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, Like, like if it's like if we're by the
beach or if we're like walking down somewhere you know.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That, then that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Introduces like my god, if I grab his arm, like
what's going to happen to grab the hand? Not make out?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Well, he should grab your hand. I always think that
the guy should take the initiative.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And I would be okay if if I like did
it first, really yeah, because I have a like comfortability
thing where I'm like, well, if it's if it is
going well, like I would give signs right, but like
I I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
See. My whole thing is that if you.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, because it's different too.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah we're two dudes, but my whole thing is like, yeah,
like man up for me. I would be like mana
like just you know, grab my hand going for the kiss,
show me that you're interested. I'm just like to be
kind of like a little bit more of like the
elegant partner. I would say, So, I'm not a little lady.
The little lady, I'm not the girly one. I'm not
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like necessarily girly. And relationships or I'm not like, I'm
not the little wife, you know, but I certainly do like.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I'm a slow burn, a bit of a slow burn, Like.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like I no, remember when that guy put his head
on your shoulder and you were like, he put his
bucking head on my shoulder, how disgusted?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, he tried to hold my hand and then he
put his head on my shoulder. There was no indication
that I wanted that at all. My body language was
like very closed off. We were just talking. We were
at the park in daylight, yeah, like, and he he
was one of the ones who were talking about He
was talking about his dad issues all throughout the date,
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and I was like, oh that's you know, that's great.
And then he was talking his ex, which fast forward,
I'm actually friends with this ex. Now she came to Wow,
she came to like my birthday parties.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Now flash forward.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, and I didn't feel comfortable. And that's why I
feel like I need somebody who's going to be able
to read those signals or to be like, okay, cool,
like I see she's like not opened up right now
where she's like you know or even like.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But it was just weird, like I feel like, honestly,
I think that when you actually like the person and
you are interested, those things aren't weird.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Well, we would already be like holding hands off that way, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
What's that movie with Will Smith? Hitched? It's weird in
the beginning, he's kind of stockersh he kind of stocks
this girl. And then everyone is like, oh my god,
he's so sweet. And then I'm like, that's only sweet
because it's Will Smith. Like that's not sweet because like
if any straight guy did that to a girl, I
think he like leaves a cell phone or something, or
he does something weird.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
At the beginning, it's manipulation.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's weird. But me on my end, like corner me,
give me a kiss. I actually went on a date
where a guy did take me to the beach and
we walked up and down the pier and he grabbed
me by the smile of my back and then he
like we kissed over the pier.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That would do it for me.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
We never hang out again, but well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I just I feel like it's obviously everybody's very different,
but like physical touch stuff is like I just if
I do really like you, then like, yeah, I'll be
the one to let you know I'm not going to
leave you hanging, but I don't know. It just it
just feels like a lot to me. And I feel
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like I'm so you know, I'm such a hermit, and
I have not dated in years. Yeah, I mean, well
I haven't had a crush and in a year. I
haven't dated in years, and so I feel like, if
this is going to be my first date out of
the gate, yeah that makes sense, then I'm gonna have
to go slow unless you're Joe Jonas and then it's
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on and popping.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay, what would you do if you met Joe Jonas
and you had bad bath? How would that affect ms?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, So then we would go back to somewhere like
my place, your place.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I'm not going back even if I was a dude,
I'm not going back to your place. I'm dropping your
ass off.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
If you were a dude, you would listen.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Curly's got it like that stories Curly used to when
I first met him at BuzzFeed. Every single morning he
would have a different story of like a different date
that he would.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Have that was.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Not you know, I will never forget I think about
this story often the guy that you made out with
and then he pulled away and then he was like
and he had like his hair ald disheveled, and.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
So well, there's two guys. Okay. There was one guy who,
like when I met him, he had a comb over.
So when we started kissing and I came out and yeah,
his combover had uncombed over, so it was kind of
like just flapping in the wind. And I was like,
oh no, oh, I just that.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Would do it for me. Yeah, I'd like, yeah, we're
getting get in here.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm like I can't. He was already like shorter than me,
and I was like, oh, I can't do a came over.
And then the other guy, which I do know he was.
This other guy was so sweet. We actually hung out
a lot. We were making out and in the moment
I felt like a little bit more liquid on my
face than usual. And when I came back up, he
had like a lot of uh mucus, A lot of
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mucus was coming out of his nose and we were
kissing with we made him ink, I mean not in
a good way, but so yeah, so you and then
I would be like thank you so much. That was
a beautiful, wonderful time.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
So then now in your sector of the world, who's
going to text like for the next one, or who's
going to set up the next one? Are you waiting
for the text? Are you sending the text of like
loved hanging out?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Well, usually I'm very like, text me when you get home,
or I'll text you when I get home. So when
I get home, I'm like, thank you so much, like
I had a lot of fun, thank you for having me.
And I think that I'm I'm a little bit more.
I'm in the secure, and so I'm very like I
don't care. I will say this, it's challenging, right Like
(28:31):
I texted this one guy that I really liked and
he didn't answer, and I'm like, oh, I'm like what's wrong.
And I'm like, I don't really care. And then there's
another guy where I'm like what's wrong and I'm like,
I really don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
But you went I'm in the secure.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm in the secure, yeah, cause it's like you don't
stay there. You kind of fluctuate, you know, like even
having somebody like Garrett wat who we just had where
he swopped me right Like, I'm kind of like I
don't really care, like I do feel like I'm a
cute Latin boy, you know what I mean. Like I'm like,
okay means a little you know what. Okay, when you
(29:04):
listen to that interview when you started talking about gay stuff,
I was like, this, this sounds this sounds like no
no no no no no no. I was like, but
maybe not because I know a lot of Actually I
take that back. I take that back. It could be
Latino and it's not a very West Hollywood gay to me.
It's just for me, Like when I'm hanging out with
(29:24):
all my friends who are Latino, black or brown from
l A, Like we're not. That's not like our go
to you know what I mean? I'm like, where the
thugs at? Where we're going to go party with the
thus where we're gonna go dance at? Like what party
where we're going to go there?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Are you setting up the next date?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh? N no, it'll be your turn?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
What if what if I was the one who who
planned it?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So on your date? Since so if we finished your
date and then I went.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Home, I'm confused. Did the hypothetical?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Did we Okay? So? Like are we going according to
my my date or your date. Yeah, if I planned this,
if I picked you up, if I drove you, I'd
be like, okay, now you show me what's.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a mine.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
So yeah, so your date, if you planned it, Oh yeah,
of course I plan it the next one, And depending
on how like structured you were, I would try to
meet you. Like I'd be like, damn, she really planned
like a fucking evening for a basquiacht evening or like
a heath Herring evening. You know, I need to like
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do something just as cool. But if you were like,
you know, lazy with it, I'd be like, well fuck it,
let's good.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
If I blindfolded you, drugged you, kidnapped you, and drove
you to Arizona and to meet my.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Parents, that'd be crazy. Nothing, not out of character.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh not out of character. Oh yeah, okay, So the
whole premise, the whole reason for my date, the entire
point would be to talk and converse, to see how
and see how they deal with these different locations. Yes,
because there's a certain like there's a wall we all
have when we first meet someone. We're like, oh, yeah,
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how are you. By the time it's like ten or nine,
like that wall has kind of like fallen a little bit,
you know, and so I want to get to that.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Some people have like the social lubricant aspect of being
able to drink, which I don't, so I have to
kind of find ways to have that.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, I wouldn't liked to drink on dates. I mean
maybe if like the fourth or fifth or whatever. I
just feel like it gets a little bit too Like
I really just want to see who you are sober
like right now.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
See I want to get to know the person and
I want to make out. Okay, yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
That's a good check out.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Some people they're just not good kisseries. And I just
I'm like I got to know right Oh you got to.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Know right away. See that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
But and the way that I know, by the way,
one of my tricks. I don't know if you do this.
I don't know if people do this. Kevin, Are you single?
Do you have a are you to have a partner?
Are you dating? When you kiss somebody, how long do
you wait like first date? Okay? How do so I
have a thing about can I when I kiss can
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I stay there and can I breathe them in? Or
is there like Oh, I don't like how they smell.
I don't like their breath. I don't like their do
you guys, do do you have that? Like? Do you
have you ever had that? Have you had that before?
Were you like, like you like kiss an individual and
you're like, oh, that was nice. I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Breathe that you smell them right when they're yes.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
You kiss them, you go and you just stayed there.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
You I'm not smelling you like that?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yes, Oh my god. Okay, so little tip take it
with you. When you kiss a person, if you can
breathe them in, I think that that's a good sign.
But the last two boyfriends that.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I had, you should take notes.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I enjoyed that. Yeah, That's how I knew that I
liked them because I could just breed them in and
I was like, okay, like this is this is good
for me.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
And now for our astrology porshit.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Wow, Okay, it's Aquarius season.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It's Aquarius season, and by the time they're listening to this,
it's almost ice season. So I'm gonna give you a
little forecast of the astrology. What's going what's going on
basically throughout the week. The planets and the movements encourage
embracing creativity, maintaining open communication, and fostering harmonious relationships. The
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period that supports personal expression and connection with others. Perfect
time to go on out on a day, even though
like might be oversaturated by like a lot of Valentine's states.
So is it true? Well, I guess it does add
up Valentines. If you conceive on Valentine's you get its scorpio.
(34:01):
Just wanted to warn everybody.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Oh, interesting that I love scorpios.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Scorpios.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
One of my best partners is the scorpio.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh the moon February tenth. The moon enters Leo confidence.
So okay, if you're going to ask somebody out, ask
them out on February tenth, because it's a day of
confidence and self expression. Oh. It also says may introduce
unexpected changes or disruptions in communication. Remain flexible and open
(34:30):
minded during this time. But the astrology for Valentine's Day
Mercury transitions into Pisces, bringing a dreamy and intuitive quality
to communication. This shift may enhance empathy and understanding in relationships,
making it a favorable time for heartfelt conversation.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Wow, can I tell you ask somebody who loved the
zodiac and astrology. Whenever other people talk to me about
like a good time to do something, I'm very like
somebody called me that I've yes so the other day,
and I love that description. I feel like just like
the bad fairy in the forest where I'm like, you
don't got to follow there, like just shoot.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Absolutely, shoot your shot. But there are some people who
are friend Melissa, I.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Have a lot of friends who won't sign contracts, they
won't do anything new, they won't go on date. It's
like I'm just kind of like before.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Absolutely they're on fire if you are, like, because I've
been looking at astrology of like when's a great time
when the planets and my chart and just like right
because right now is very chaotic, Like there's a lot
of things in astrology with like Mars and mercury that
are causing chaos and we're seeing that with our current
(35:43):
president and all of his dumbass executive orders and that
is reflecting in astrology. So like when is a good time?
And I feel like I've said this on podcasts episodes before,
I said after February twenty third, but I'm like getting antsy,
like are you going to go in a day now,
I said.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Going a day now and then see what happens.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Downloaded any of the dating apps at all.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I said, get in, get messy. Yes, you know, I live.
I live my life as if I live. So One
of the things that a little Arthur, my favorite death doula,
always says is that when you familiar familiarize yourself with
death and the concept of dying, and you can work
your way backwards into your life. How do you live
your life knowing full wow that you're going to die.
(36:31):
I'm kind of just like, yeah, I want to go out.
I want to see things. I have a lot of
life fomo where I'm like, I want to see that.
The guest, I want to go, I'll go with you.
Where can we go eat? Yes, I want to go
do this. I feel like, shoot your shot. If you're
waiting for if you if you pop up. Let's just say,
let's just say you go on a date with uh
(36:53):
Mario on this end and he's okay, he's mediocre, but
you have.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
A good and then Luigi on this across the street,
and then you die and.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
You never had the love of your life, you never
had the husband, you never had the wife. You never
had the kids or the house or whatever, but you
had those fun moments with Marian and Luigi, theeating think,
theeating thing.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
They're brothers, so that's a little.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
This guston.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
That's a good sound. That sounds like a good sound.
Transition again, beating thing, theating think.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Also February sixteenth, the moon is in Libra, it says
with the trying to Jupiter and Gemini, it says, intellectual pursuits.
The alignment supports positive connections and expansive thinking. Maybe take
them out on that day. And that concludes the zodiac section.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
What do you think for you very quickly would be
an overall feel or an overall want for your date
that you would.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Want for you my first day back in the game. Yeah,
oh my gosh. Just something fun and cute and really
chill and soft cute, like something really silly, no pressure,
you know, because I somebody described me that I was dating,
described me as like a wild entertaining a wild horse,
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where he had to be like, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Calm down. I'm so.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Don't try to tame me.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
What the heck, that's not how what I thought. He
meant well, and then he.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Was like dating somebody the entire time.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh disgusting, disgusting. Okay, so then what what do you mean?
Then you want something soft? And then that's soft.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And cute and fun and no pressure, something not really intimidating, pink.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
I think my date very off ran. I think for me,
my date would be I love activities, like I want
to do some activities, but I want to do activities
that feel safe for me, So like, don't take me
axed owen. I'm not trying to do ax owen.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Don't it's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Don't take me bowling. I'm not a good bowler, like
I am. Just don't take me anywhere that is going to.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
You know, like bowling period.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I'm just not a good bowler. Like and then when
you get the little things on the side, what are
they called bumpers? The bumpers, Like, what's the point at
that point? Like, there's really no point at that point,
you know, But I want to do something fun, like
I want to I will say this. I did date
somebody who we took me to the county fair, and
I very openly was like, I have to tell you
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that I get very nervous with things like this, like
I just I'm going to go, but I just want
to put on your radar that I do get a
little nervous. Why there was just so many people. Oh yeah,
there's just so many people. I'm out in the sun.
The people say, do you I don't remember, but you know,
it was a lot of people. And my favorite part
about that was that the person got a psychic reading
(40:03):
at that day, and that psychic told him you're very selfish.
I mean, you're very sorry. Sorry, you're very stubborn, stubborn.
You're very stubborn. But the word but the guy that
you're dating outside is even more stubborn than you. Dingling
dinging cozy.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, our advice if you're gonna I mean, they're gonna
listen to this on February twelve. Yeah, so even if
you're feeling maybe you're alone this time, you're never alone.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah. Oh yeah, we forgot about who you're gonna be alone? Yeah,
just flick flick a bean, girl, Yeah, flick.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
The bean a little bit, have a little gallantines, watch
a little scary movie or something to shake the snow
globe a little.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Bit and look if it makes you feel any better loves,
so save your money.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
You don't believe that.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
It's you.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
You have this thing where you like will put on
your emotional love the jacket and your your fake cigarette real,
but on the inside you're like, I love.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Love, No, I love love. But I also think that
what people think love is isn't real. Like I don't
think that the commercial light.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
That's what we talked about in the last If you
want to hear more, we break down a little bit,
like kind of like thetic.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
You want to know what is convenience? How convenient is
it to have this person in your life? Do they
do ship for you? Do they whatever it is? Do
they lick your bootyhole? Do they get the groceries? Do
they do the mop in? Whatever it is? I think
love is convenience in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Anyways, Well, we love you, and we thank you so
much for listening to us. I saw I was reading curly,
a bad review that somebody wrote of our podcast, and
I was just like, you know what, that's got to
take a lot of energy to write. Yeah, well, and
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like their their username is animated sack meat Sack. That
kind of sounds like my ex a little bit.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I don't know a single person that would.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
They basically are calling us stupid, which I'm like, we're
Ships and Giggles type of podcasts. We're dumb, We're stupid.
I'm like, you want to let there's so many podcasts
out there that you can listen to, and grateful that
you're choosing to listen to this.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Also, what animated meat sack?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Animated meat sack, that's kind of it's on like the
Apple podcast.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Bel I'm like, it's so disgusting if you got to.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Be with your best friend and just talk ship at
like a cool studio with iHeartRadio and Sonodle, Like, yeah,
I would hate me too. Yeah, I would really hate
me too.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Sometimes I hate having gay brain because gay brain is
like animated meat.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Sack, animated meat sack, Like, where's your podcast? Let me
listen to your podcast? Yeah, probably talking. Thank you so
much for listening to another episode of the Super Secret
Bestie Club podcast Curly. How can We Find You?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
You can find me at the Curly V Show on
TikTok and Instagram and red note Where can people find you?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
May you can find me anywhere you scroll. Maya in
the moment, m a ya in the moment and we
love you and thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Brindy, would you call me back after my date that
I planned for you?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Not if you're sniffing my face?
Speaker 2 (43:26):
True, that's fine. Well to the Louank.
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Speaker 2 (43:45):
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I think you have a crush on.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Me, Curly, No, I think you have a crush on Mabe.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
No, I think you have a crush on I think.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You have a crush on maybe well like.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Crush I think you have in me and I have
any whoa, I.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Did have a crush on you for like two days
or two days I knew it. I was like, am
I and then I was like, I don't like girls,
and then it just went away.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
My name is Curly and I'm Maya.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And welcome to the Super Secret Presti Cloud Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
A super secret club where we talk about super secret things.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, like secrets that are super That's what it is.
In each episode, we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreaks, men,
and of course our favorites. Secrets get in here it.
I mean, I feel like, and I've said this before,
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I do feel like I like girls.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Did I have curly hair, straight hair, port curly hair.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I do sometimes think that I like girls, but I
think that it has less to do with the attraction
and more to do with I'm just lazy, as you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So I'm a lazy crush.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Why I call myself gayzy because the only reason I
don't want to date women. Is because I don't want
to lift heavy objects. Number One, I don't want to
protect this in the alley. I have no desire to
be the one who's going to save the day. Number Two.
I always tell you I'm not interested in moving the
sofa or the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Is I would never ask you for any of that
because I know you would say no.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Exactly, And I'm like, it's just at the end of
the day, it's just much easier to s a d
than it is to move a refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Not be Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Today, I'm just as j Lo and I smell like glow.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You smell like anyway. How is your spirit?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
My spirit's really good. Actually it's really good. I'm in
a really interesting, beautiful spiritual space right now. There's like
lots of awesome change on the horizon. And then there's
another part of me that is very like we're all dying.
I actually don't give a shit about anything, Like we're
all dying, Like what do I care about this? Like
(02:08):
whatever I'm decaying as we speak? What about you? Has
your spirit?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I feel my spirit's good. I think I'm just I
just got back from Arizona. I spent some time in
Phoenix with my family. Got back yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Do people ever call like people from Arizona? Do they
ever call it like the asy or like the foe?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Does anyone? Do you like it when people call California Cali?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Ugh?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I think it's cringe.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I heard that. I've heard a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Of people be like, oh yeah, Callie Kelly. And I
remember there was this one person who was like, we
don't say Cali. No one says Cali.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't say Cali.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't say Kel.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I's in California. But like, I don't really like, for example,
if you're from LA, will say MacArthur Park. We won't
say West Lake. You know, we'll say South Central. We're
not saying Sola, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh who says Sola?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
South Ula? Some people call south Ula? So I'm like,
don't talk about these places.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Like, but I feel bad. I feel good to be
back in Welcome back to La. When we're recording this,
it's like the end of January. But when you're listening
to this, it's going to be Valentine's Week. Last last
year we made an episode about kind of about how
much we hate Valentine's Day, or like our experience expectations,
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and this time we're trying to manifest like a good
solid date. Right.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, we were yes for each.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Other for each other. Yes, So in this episode we're
going to be creating Valentine's dates for it. How would
you how would you explain this episode?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, I was like, should we just talk about how
if we were dating taking each other out on a date, like,
what would the date look like? I had a bit
of a bit this. This is, by the way, this
is very true to form with dating. Me as a virgo.
I'm not the best planner. This is why I'm like virgos,
we're not anyways. I'm not like the best planner, So
I plan things like on the whim. So I'm very
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like I found this thing and I was thinking we
should try this, and then I think we should do
this and d D Dad. But I'm not like, you
know this because you make most of our plans when
we hang out. You're like, you're like Clockett, Wicked is
and Wicked.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm very impulsive. I'm like, you want to go see
Wicked tonight at seven pm?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, to cross the street. But I feel like you
are really good at being that because I'm very I'm
always usually down. I'm like, yeah, fuck it, let's go.
But I'm not like the one to be like. I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I feel like some of the virgos I've dated have
very thorough planned out dates.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm not. I don't know I'm getting hot on this. Actually,
I don't know if it's my ADHD or diagnosed by
the way or unmedicated, or if I'm notally medicated for it. Oh,
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I love that color. I love that shirt Curly is wearing?
What an olive green?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It goes good with my I love that color on me,
or just in.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
General, on you and in general.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Now I'm and now I'm like j low in ever
sat you dress? Okay? Yeah, So the episode was we're
going to describe each other's date and what we would do,
but I actually have nothing planned.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So I'm just gonna just you didn't write anything down.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'm gonna say it off the dome.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, Well I wrote something down?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, So what what where are we in in this
hypothetical date thing? Did we match on a dating app?
Did we And I'm going to be I'm going to
be your gay guy?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I would say maybe this is like our first Valentinees.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We're boyfriend boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, maybe we got together like this summer everything or
well for me, like because you're gonna have your own
timeline and I have a different timeline.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, well, okay, this would be a day date in tonight. Okay,
let me see. Okay, I say, hey, comfortable but cute.
We're gonna have a dinner date later. But it's going
to start maybe at like let's say three, Yeah, you know,
but plan for the if. Okay, this is what you're
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gonna do on the date.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I have chronic congestion, and I'm like chronic congestion.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hot, love it next time. Let me do that for you. Okay,
I would pick you up. I would walk to your door,
ring the doorbell or knock with flowers. I'm not gonna
be honking, no honking. Some people I've got honked up. Oh,
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I mean nobody will. I would walk to your door,
ring the doorbell or knock with flowers, and I'd say milady,
and I would bow, I would vow, I wouldn't. Okay, So,
like you know, we would go to a museum somewhere
where we can look at stuff and talk to get
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each other's opinions. If this was like a first date,
I thank you first date. And maybe some of this
is from experience, but whatever, I'm taking it. I went
on this really good date. We went to a museum
and it was really great because you get to go
at each other's pace. Ye, Like, we look at a
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piece of art and I'm like, what do you think
about this? And then I get to hear what you like,
what do you think about this?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This could be great, but I hate the color that
they chose to paint the sweater on this girl.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
See, and I would be like, that's a very interesting
thing that you just said, let's look at this piece
of art.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, and I'd be like, this, oh, here is I
feel like I am very opinionated about a lot of things,
so that would be a fun date for me, I think.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
But see, I feel like going somewhere where you can
have a lot of opinions, you get to know somebody
pretty quick, right.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
If it was a museum, if it was like Huntington
Gardens Library or whatever, Yeah, there's so many things to
look at and to be like, oh, what do you
think about this? Or what's this? Or people watching too
you can people watch, and so.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Then should we go back and forth? Yes, okay, so
I definitely would probably pick you up because I drive
all the time. I'm a driver. I would maybe have
like a few snacks for us. I'm like a snacker,
Like when I go kind well, I I probably asked
you what kind of snacks are you into? Gets would
you eat? I'm a gummy bear. No. Gummy bears, by
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the way, are really sexy snack to eat because because
they're not messy, and they smell really good and they
won't stain your teeth or your tongue, and if you're bottoming,
it's better to eat gummy bears that day instead of
eating cheers.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, I wouldn't eat anything because I would be too nervous.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, so I okay, So then I pick you up.
And in the same way that you think about opinions,
I think about experiences. I like to see what somebody.
I like to do experiences with somebody. But I also
but I'm a nervous per Oh my god, but I'm
kind of nervous. So I would kind of like gauge,
like what is your comfortability?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Like what time are you picking me up?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I would say probably at night. That's when everybody looks
really good. By the way, really yes, I think if you're.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's intimate for a first date.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh, everybody. The lighting at night when you're meeting somebody
or dating somebody for the first time, it's just so
forgiving because in the day I've dated people that like
at night they're so fucking fine, and I'm like, oh
my god, yes, And then I wake up and I'm like,
there's tartar on your teeth. Wait, what's tartar? Tartar is
like the yeah, yeah, there's tartar on your teeth. I'm like, oh,
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you didn't scribe your tongue, like you'll notice those things
or you're like, oh, those pores are big.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You notice that on the first first date in the sun? Well,
then what if you like them at night and then
when you go on a date.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's why I would say, like, you want to take
them out.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't want to see it all under bad lighting.
Somewhere with bad lighting.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh hell no, that's my one thing. By the way,
don't take me anywhere there's like an overhead like seventy
eleven Denny's lighting, Like that is not I'm good in
the same way that you want to know people's opinions.
I want to know your opinion in culinary taste anyway.
So I would take you to either like like a
nighttime festival would be really cool, Like, oh, we can
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try different things. There's like different vendor. Yeah, Like if
it would be really cool if there was like a
place where you could set out a blanket and hang
out and talk it up live music, or I would
be like let's make something, Like let's go do something,
Let's go paint something, let's go make like pottery. I
think that that's a really good way to I think
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that doing a skill together that you're both not good
at is so much fun because I think it makes
space for giggles and it also allows for vulnerability. Like
if you're the best bowler, don't take me bowling, Like
I'm not good at bowling, but.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I'm really good at bowling.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
If you take me somewhere that has like a flood wreckers,
is that right? Or like or yeah, or like what's
the other place where you can get where people adults
go and they play games. Yeah, yeah, Like I think
that's kind of cool. Like I think it's really cute.
I get I'm playfully competitive, so I'm not necessarily like,
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I don't take it that seriously, but I have so
much fun. So like, I know you're competitive. So if
I would have just talked shit to me, I would say, so, okay, yeah,
I mean you're the baby of the family. Yes, you're
absolutely competitive and Brady.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, not too much of my girl.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
My girl as a brat, and I also as the
baby of my family. But who's a bigger brat? Mirror? No,
you do you think I'm a bigger Brad? Do you
think I'm a bigger brat?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Absolutely? When I get over stimulated, Okay, you get Braddy
when it inconveniences.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You over stimmy though.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
No, I get over stimulated when i'm like doing too much.
Like I'm okay with being inconvenience when I have to
like go do something for someone, like when someone's driving
to Phoenix at like midnight and then they want a
good night sleep.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That is our one thing that we cannot agree on,
a argument that is such a source of spot like
our one thing that we it's been like.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
A year ago, like last week, last week. No, I see,
we see where we were coming from. I just get
over stimulated when like there's when it's hot, and then
there's like a lot to do, and I can't vocalize
what I really need or what I really want, so
I'll just kind of be short or just not explain.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
But when I am hot too or hungry, but I
don't know when I'm hungry usually because I forget to
eat a lot. But I told you that I got
kind of bratty. Chanty didn't know, but I felt like
I was getting bratty with her in my head because
she was like, I'm gonna like make it a little
warmer in here, and I was like, I can't do warm.
And then she was like really busy at a day
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and then she.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Was like this date is not going well.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm already talked about another girl. What the fuck? But
then she was like, oh, can you order us food?
I ordered his food. Meanwhile, I was trying to iron
my clothes for the party we were supposed to go
to that night. And then she was like, can you
go meet my brother in the lobby? And my eye
did you go?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Thinking you were just going to be a guest?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Where did you go?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Is like, this is my best friend's dad's wedding. Both
I'm going to be right or die both both.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
But I think that what happens with me is that
I am very gazy. I'm very lazy. Like I'm very
like I'm probably one of the most hard working lazy people.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I wouldn't say lazy.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I mean I'm hard working, yeah, and I'm on top
of my ship, yes, but I don't think I but
I am a koala. I'm like, just feed me.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And let me take a nap, bro, and that's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
So okay, so we're at we're making we're painting.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, we're painting, which I would get a little not huffy.
I would be like, hey, love that, but my parents
are artists and it's the last thing I want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh, that'd be crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't say anything. I would
be like, yeah, for sure, Yeah, but next time we
can go to Phoenix, arizonanted to do this for free.
My cousin has a painting class company.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm so dead. Yeah, you're so right. Well that's how
you know when people are mat or not. I would
do it. I would do it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So I'm like, he's so hard.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
To your point, I did make you enchiladas, our first
one of our first major hangs and you ate it.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It was was it for my birthday?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
For your birthday? Yeah? And then you we had we
had at day.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I'm like, extremely, it's technically an allergy. I have double
the allergy. According to twenty three and Me, which also
determined that tried to determine that my cousin Cecily was
actually my mom's niece. So I don't know how accurate
it is.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Did you ever find that out?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, because we went on we want to do ancestry
dot com. Okay, she hasn't done it yet.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
My call mean was like the there's a glitch in
our family tree.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Twenty three and Me said that my mom got on
twenty three meters and it said that our cousin Cecily,
which is her dad's brother's niece, her first cousin, was
actually her daughter or not daughter was actually oh sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Got you already lost me. I said, let me leave
me back.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Come, okay, my mom's first cousin their their dad. It's
our brothers.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It said that she was actually her niece. That my
cousin Cecily was her mom's niece maybe, and so that
means that my grandpa. My mom's dad would have been
her dad's dad.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That's like when people say that Solange is Beyonce's child.
Oh you never know, No, you're never gonna get it anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, I hate the Celanth.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, so you hate this date and you're painting, but
I like where this is going though. Okay, so where
did you take me?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I took you to Amium or or like Huntington Gardens
maybe for like the third day.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You know, I'm like very elegant. I'd probably like walk
around and be like smartly.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
And then if there's a cafe, we could sit there
and grab a coffee before going to the next activity,
which is dinner.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So you sit in a coffee and then we like
tell like, what do you do for work or what
do you what's what does that tattoo mean? Yeah, yeah,
tattoo mean.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
This is actually a Hinto inspired tattoo. Yeah, this is
actually a wedding. This was a wedding tattoo. And I
was like it was on a bride and I was like,
oh yeah, same, it comes the bad but so you know.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Go to an activity where we can talk and stuff,
because that's really the like of it. Is is knowing
like okay, well, you know if there's somebody there who
like service, right, if somebody is serving us, seeing how
they react to that, that's like huge. One time I
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went to on a first date. He we went to
like home depot and he was so right, he was
so rude to We were trying to buy Christmas lights.
I had, like my roommate had our first Christmas tree
that was a real Christmas tree, and I didn't have
any lights, and he was like, I'll take you to
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home Depot and we'll pick out lights whatever, like oh yeah,
it's so cute, you know, like five hundred days of
summer they go to iikio yes. And then he spent
the entire time arguing with one of the employees there
about the wattage of the lights. And when he walked
walked away, I had to tell the employee like I'm
so sorry, like I don't even know him. And then
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I had to help him put his like new license
plate up and that was like in the dirt and we.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
All, oh my god, so it sounds like a keeper.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I mean that was a virgo those your people, Ugh.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
This is okay, I drag virgos so hard on the internet,
and then other virgos come for me and they're like,
you clearly have been have had your heartbroken by a virgo?
I'm like, yeah, my own damn self because we're so annoying.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I mean it varies, like like the placements. I don't
know what other placements he had, but it was, yeah,
I don't know. I've had this on dates where guys
are so comfortable opening up to me about their daddy issues,
which I have no issues with, but it's it's a
little bit if we're both going there like yeah, for sure,
we'll talk about that, but like it was the entire.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
That is accident.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It was the entire time. Oh my god, it was
the entire time that they were talking about their daddy issues.
And I was like, I feel like I should get
paid for this day. Like a therapist.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Actually, if you talk to straight man long enough, in
my opinion, if you're not sleeping with them, you're becoming
their therapist. That's my as a gay man for me.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well for me, like I feel like a lot of
my straight guy friends either were like flirting or I'm
their therapist.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's an exchange. Like it's fine if we're going there,
We're talking like yes, but it just was not the vibe.
And then on that date I ended up texting my
ex and I missed him.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Wow, so now you brought up your except our date. Okay,
So for me, I think that the following thing would
be I like getting creative with like what I'm going
to eat? I love food. That's actually like my love
language is like going to different restaurants and trying different things.
Consuming basically is my love language. So I would want
to do like, okay, we can do like different things.
We can go somewhere that you know you kind of watch,
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like like a Benny Hannah Maybe like that could be
kind of cool because I never go to those. I'd
be like, let's I've never been to It's kind of corny, it's.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Kind of a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Let's go, let's go. Do you want to go? Or
I would be like do you want to? Like because
I like making out right away, like I like hisiting
and side would be like I would be like, do
you want to get maybe like in and out? Go
see the view? Go see a view. You're a little
like what a flirt?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
What does it called that a flirt? You're a little
like you're a hussy. Huh.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I do like to kissing on the first data is
super important to me.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I can't do There's only one time that I did
that and that was fine, But I just I'm like, no,
I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Lot of girls don't do that.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
But see, I feel like I'm a little conservative as
a gay man because I won't do anything more. I'll
just make out with you, but there's no there's no
heavy petty.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Bring him back. We're getting too far into the date.
I would bring their dinner involved.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Well, yes, it depends
on I would say yes, but it depends on what
the activities are. Because I love.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't know you'll like this, but at the end
of the day, I do like being alone together somewhere
like where are we going to go to be alone?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay? Yeah, well okay, So the next activity for me
is nighttime dinner somewhere not too intense, still fluffy. Then
if it's going well, stroll somewhere, a stroll, a nice
little stroll.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Or I have to protect you if something happens.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What is your.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Issue with protecting?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I can handle my I have like nails, do.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You want to go down this dark alley?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, Like, like if it's like if we're by the
beach or if we're like walking down somewhere you know.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That, then that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Introduces like my god, if I grab his arm, like
what's going to happen to grab the hand? Not make out?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Well, he should grab your hand. I always think that
the guy should take the initiative.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And I would be okay if if I like did
it first, really yeah, because I have a like comfortability
thing where I'm like, well, if it's if it is
going well, like I would give signs right, but like
I I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
See. My whole thing is that if you.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, because it's different too.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah we're two dudes, but my whole thing is like, yeah,
like man up for me. I would be like mana
like just you know, grab my hand going for the kiss,
show me that you're interested. I'm just like to be
kind of like a little bit more of like the
elegant partner. I would say, So, I'm not a little lady.
The little lady, I'm not the girly one. I'm not
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like necessarily girly. And relationships or I'm not like, I'm
not the little wife, you know, but I certainly do like.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I'm a slow burn, a bit of a slow burn, Like.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like I no, remember when that guy put his head
on your shoulder and you were like, he put his
bucking head on my shoulder, how disgusted?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, he tried to hold my hand and then he
put his head on my shoulder. There was no indication
that I wanted that at all. My body language was
like very closed off. We were just talking. We were
at the park in daylight, yeah, like, and he he
was one of the ones who were talking about He
was talking about his dad issues all throughout the date,
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and I was like, oh that's you know, that's great.
And then he was talking his ex, which fast forward,
I'm actually friends with this ex. Now she came to Wow,
she came to like my birthday parties.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Now flash forward.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, and I didn't feel comfortable. And that's why I
feel like I need somebody who's going to be able
to read those signals or to be like, okay, cool,
like I see she's like not opened up right now
where she's like you know or even like.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But it was just weird, like I feel like, honestly,
I think that when you actually like the person and
you are interested, those things aren't weird.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Well, we would already be like holding hands off that way, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
What's that movie with Will Smith? Hitched? It's weird in
the beginning, he's kind of stockersh he kind of stocks
this girl. And then everyone is like, oh my god,
he's so sweet. And then I'm like, that's only sweet
because it's Will Smith. Like that's not sweet because like
if any straight guy did that to a girl, I
think he like leaves a cell phone or something, or
he does something weird.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
At the beginning, it's manipulation.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's weird. But me on my end, like corner me,
give me a kiss. I actually went on a date
where a guy did take me to the beach and
we walked up and down the pier and he grabbed
me by the smile of my back and then he
like we kissed over the pier.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That would do it for me.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
We never hang out again, but well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I just I feel like it's obviously everybody's very different,
but like physical touch stuff is like I just if
I do really like you, then like, yeah, I'll be
the one to let you know I'm not going to
leave you hanging, but I don't know. It just it
just feels like a lot to me. And I feel
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like I'm so you know, I'm such a hermit, and
I have not dated in years. Yeah, I mean, well
I haven't had a crush and in a year. I
haven't dated in years, and so I feel like, if
this is going to be my first date out of
the gate, yeah that makes sense, then I'm gonna have
to go slow unless you're Joe Jonas and then it's
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on and popping.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay, what would you do if you met Joe Jonas
and you had bad bath? How would that affect ms?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, So then we would go back to somewhere like
my place, your place.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I'm not going back even if I was a dude,
I'm not going back to your place. I'm dropping your
ass off.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
If you were a dude, you would listen.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Curly's got it like that stories Curly used to when
I first met him at BuzzFeed. Every single morning he
would have a different story of like a different date
that he would.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Have that was.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Not you know, I will never forget I think about
this story often the guy that you made out with
and then he pulled away and then he was like
and he had like his hair ald disheveled, and.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
So well, there's two guys. Okay. There was one guy who,
like when I met him, he had a comb over.
So when we started kissing and I came out and yeah,
his combover had uncombed over, so it was kind of
like just flapping in the wind. And I was like,
oh no, oh, I just that.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Would do it for me. Yeah, I'd like, yeah, we're
getting get in here.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm like I can't. He was already like shorter than me,
and I was like, oh, I can't do a came over.
And then the other guy, which I do know he was.
This other guy was so sweet. We actually hung out
a lot. We were making out and in the moment
I felt like a little bit more liquid on my
face than usual. And when I came back up, he
had like a lot of uh mucus, A lot of
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mucus was coming out of his nose and we were
kissing with we made him ink, I mean not in
a good way, but so yeah, so you and then
I would be like thank you so much. That was
a beautiful, wonderful time.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
So then now in your sector of the world, who's
going to text like for the next one, or who's
going to set up the next one? Are you waiting
for the text? Are you sending the text of like
loved hanging out?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Well, usually I'm very like, text me when you get home,
or I'll text you when I get home. So when
I get home, I'm like, thank you so much, like
I had a lot of fun, thank you for having me.
And I think that I'm I'm a little bit more.
I'm in the secure, and so I'm very like I
don't care. I will say this, it's challenging, right Like
(28:31):
I texted this one guy that I really liked and
he didn't answer, and I'm like, oh, I'm like what's wrong.
And I'm like, I don't really care. And then there's
another guy where I'm like what's wrong and I'm like,
I really don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
But you went I'm in the secure.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm in the secure, yeah, cause it's like you don't
stay there. You kind of fluctuate, you know, like even
having somebody like Garrett wat who we just had where
he swopped me right Like, I'm kind of like I
don't really care, like I do feel like I'm a
cute Latin boy, you know what I mean. Like I'm like,
okay means a little you know what. Okay, when you
(29:04):
listen to that interview when you started talking about gay stuff,
I was like, this, this sounds this sounds like no
no no no no no no. I was like, but
maybe not because I know a lot of Actually I
take that back. I take that back. It could be
Latino and it's not a very West Hollywood gay to me.
It's just for me, Like when I'm hanging out with
(29:24):
all my friends who are Latino, black or brown from
l A, Like we're not. That's not like our go
to you know what I mean? I'm like, where the
thugs at? Where we're going to go party with the
thus where we're gonna go dance at? Like what party
where we're going to go there?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Are you setting up the next date?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh? N no, it'll be your turn?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
What if what if I was the one who who
planned it?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So on your date? Since so if we finished your
date and then I went.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Home, I'm confused. Did the hypothetical?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Did we Okay? So? Like are we going according to
my my date or your date. Yeah, if I planned this,
if I picked you up, if I drove you, I'd
be like, okay, now you show me what's.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a mine.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
So yeah, so your date, if you planned it, Oh yeah,
of course I plan it the next one, And depending
on how like structured you were, I would try to
meet you. Like I'd be like, damn, she really planned
like a fucking evening for a basquiacht evening or like
a heath Herring evening. You know, I need to like
(30:30):
do something just as cool. But if you were like,
you know, lazy with it, I'd be like, well fuck it,
let's good.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
If I blindfolded you, drugged you, kidnapped you, and drove
you to Arizona and to meet my.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Parents, that'd be crazy. Nothing, not out of character.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh not out of character. Oh yeah, okay, So the
whole premise, the whole reason for my date, the entire
point would be to talk and converse, to see how
and see how they deal with these different locations. Yes,
because there's a certain like there's a wall we all
have when we first meet someone. We're like, oh, yeah,
(31:09):
how are you. By the time it's like ten or nine,
like that wall has kind of like fallen a little bit,
you know, and so I want to get to that.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Some people have like the social lubricant aspect of being
able to drink, which I don't, so I have to
kind of find ways to have that.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, I wouldn't liked to drink on dates. I mean
maybe if like the fourth or fifth or whatever. I
just feel like it gets a little bit too Like
I really just want to see who you are sober
like right now.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
See I want to get to know the person and
I want to make out. Okay, yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
That's a good check out.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Some people they're just not good kisseries. And I just
I'm like I got to know right Oh you got to.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Know right away. See that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
But and the way that I know, by the way,
one of my tricks. I don't know if you do this.
I don't know if people do this. Kevin, Are you single?
Do you have a are you to have a partner?
Are you dating? When you kiss somebody, how long do
you wait like first date? Okay? How do so I
have a thing about can I when I kiss can
(32:17):
I stay there and can I breathe them in? Or
is there like Oh, I don't like how they smell.
I don't like their breath. I don't like their do
you guys, do do you have that? Like? Do you
have you ever had that? Have you had that before?
Were you like, like you like kiss an individual and
you're like, oh, that was nice. I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Breathe that you smell them right when they're yes.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
You kiss them, you go and you just stayed there.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
You I'm not smelling you like that?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yes, Oh my god. Okay, so little tip take it
with you. When you kiss a person, if you can
breathe them in, I think that that's a good sign.
But the last two boyfriends that.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I had, you should take notes.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I enjoyed that. Yeah, That's how I knew that I
liked them because I could just breed them in and
I was like, okay, like this is this is good
for me.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
And now for our astrology porshit.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Wow, Okay, it's Aquarius season.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It's Aquarius season, and by the time they're listening to this,
it's almost ice season. So I'm gonna give you a
little forecast of the astrology. What's going what's going on
basically throughout the week. The planets and the movements encourage
embracing creativity, maintaining open communication, and fostering harmonious relationships. The
(33:40):
period that supports personal expression and connection with others. Perfect
time to go on out on a day, even though
like might be oversaturated by like a lot of Valentine's states.
So is it true? Well, I guess it does add
up Valentines. If you conceive on Valentine's you get its scorpio.
(34:01):
Just wanted to warn everybody.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Oh, interesting that I love scorpios.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Scorpios.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
One of my best partners is the scorpio.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh the moon February tenth. The moon enters Leo confidence.
So okay, if you're going to ask somebody out, ask
them out on February tenth, because it's a day of
confidence and self expression. Oh. It also says may introduce
unexpected changes or disruptions in communication. Remain flexible and open
(34:30):
minded during this time. But the astrology for Valentine's Day
Mercury transitions into Pisces, bringing a dreamy and intuitive quality
to communication. This shift may enhance empathy and understanding in relationships,
making it a favorable time for heartfelt conversation.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Wow, can I tell you ask somebody who loved the
zodiac and astrology. Whenever other people talk to me about
like a good time to do something, I'm very like
somebody called me that I've yes so the other day,
and I love that description. I feel like just like
the bad fairy in the forest where I'm like, you
don't got to follow there, like just shoot.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Absolutely, shoot your shot. But there are some people who
are friend Melissa, I.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Have a lot of friends who won't sign contracts, they
won't do anything new, they won't go on date. It's
like I'm just kind of like before.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Absolutely they're on fire if you are, like, because I've
been looking at astrology of like when's a great time
when the planets and my chart and just like right
because right now is very chaotic, Like there's a lot
of things in astrology with like Mars and mercury that
are causing chaos and we're seeing that with our current
(35:43):
president and all of his dumbass executive orders and that
is reflecting in astrology. So like when is a good time?
And I feel like I've said this on podcasts episodes before,
I said after February twenty third, but I'm like getting antsy,
like are you going to go in a day now,
I said.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Going a day now and then see what happens.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Downloaded any of the dating apps at all.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I said, get in, get messy. Yes, you know, I live.
I live my life as if I live. So One
of the things that a little Arthur, my favorite death doula,
always says is that when you familiar familiarize yourself with
death and the concept of dying, and you can work
your way backwards into your life. How do you live
your life knowing full wow that you're going to die.
(36:31):
I'm kind of just like, yeah, I want to go out.
I want to see things. I have a lot of
life fomo where I'm like, I want to see that.
The guest, I want to go, I'll go with you.
Where can we go eat? Yes, I want to go
do this. I feel like, shoot your shot. If you're
waiting for if you if you pop up. Let's just say,
let's just say you go on a date with uh
(36:53):
Mario on this end and he's okay, he's mediocre, but
you have.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
A good and then Luigi on this across the street,
and then you die and.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
You never had the love of your life, you never
had the husband, you never had the wife. You never
had the kids or the house or whatever, but you
had those fun moments with Marian and Luigi, theeating think,
theeating thing.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
They're brothers, so that's a little.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
This guston.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
That's a good sound. That sounds like a good sound.
Transition again, beating thing, theating think.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Also February sixteenth, the moon is in Libra, it says
with the trying to Jupiter and Gemini, it says, intellectual pursuits.
The alignment supports positive connections and expansive thinking. Maybe take
them out on that day. And that concludes the zodiac section.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
What do you think for you very quickly would be
an overall feel or an overall want for your date
that you would.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Want for you my first day back in the game. Yeah,
oh my gosh. Just something fun and cute and really
chill and soft cute, like something really silly, no pressure,
you know, because I somebody described me that I was dating,
described me as like a wild entertaining a wild horse,
(38:17):
where he had to be like, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Calm down. I'm so.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Don't try to tame me.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
What the heck, that's not how what I thought. He
meant well, and then he.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Was like dating somebody the entire time.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh disgusting, disgusting. Okay, so then what what do you mean?
Then you want something soft? And then that's soft.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And cute and fun and no pressure, something not really intimidating, pink.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
I think my date very off ran. I think for me,
my date would be I love activities, like I want
to do some activities, but I want to do activities
that feel safe for me, So like, don't take me
axed owen. I'm not trying to do ax owen.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Don't it's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Don't take me bowling. I'm not a good bowler, like
I am. Just don't take me anywhere that is going to.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
You know, like bowling period.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I'm just not a good bowler. Like and then when
you get the little things on the side, what are
they called bumpers? The bumpers, Like, what's the point at
that point? Like, there's really no point at that point,
you know, But I want to do something fun, like
I want to I will say this. I did date
somebody who we took me to the county fair, and
I very openly was like, I have to tell you
(39:40):
that I get very nervous with things like this, like
I just I'm going to go, but I just want
to put on your radar that I do get a
little nervous. Why there was just so many people. Oh yeah,
there's just so many people. I'm out in the sun.
The people say, do you I don't remember, but you know,
it was a lot of people. And my favorite part
about that was that the person got a psychic reading
(40:03):
at that day, and that psychic told him you're very selfish.
I mean, you're very sorry. Sorry, you're very stubborn, stubborn.
You're very stubborn. But the word but the guy that
you're dating outside is even more stubborn than you. Dingling
dinging cozy.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, our advice if you're gonna I mean, they're gonna
listen to this on February twelve. Yeah, so even if
you're feeling maybe you're alone this time, you're never alone.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah. Oh yeah, we forgot about who you're gonna be alone? Yeah,
just flick flick a bean, girl, Yeah, flick.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
The bean a little bit, have a little gallantines, watch
a little scary movie or something to shake the snow
globe a little.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Bit and look if it makes you feel any better loves,
so save your money.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
You don't believe that.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
It's you.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
You have this thing where you like will put on
your emotional love the jacket and your your fake cigarette real,
but on the inside you're like, I love.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Love, No, I love love. But I also think that
what people think love is isn't real. Like I don't
think that the commercial light.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
That's what we talked about in the last If you
want to hear more, we break down a little bit,
like kind of like thetic.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
You want to know what is convenience? How convenient is
it to have this person in your life? Do they
do ship for you? Do they whatever it is? Do
they lick your bootyhole? Do they get the groceries? Do
they do the mop in? Whatever it is? I think
love is convenience in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Anyways, Well, we love you, and we thank you so
much for listening to us. I saw I was reading curly,
a bad review that somebody wrote of our podcast, and
I was just like, you know what, that's got to
take a lot of energy to write. Yeah, well, and
(42:07):
like their their username is animated sack meat Sack. That
kind of sounds like my ex a little bit.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I don't know a single person that would.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
They basically are calling us stupid, which I'm like, we're
Ships and Giggles type of podcasts. We're dumb, We're stupid.
I'm like, you want to let there's so many podcasts
out there that you can listen to, and grateful that
you're choosing to listen to this.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Also, what animated meat sack?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Animated meat sack, that's kind of it's on like the
Apple podcast.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Bel I'm like, it's so disgusting if you got to.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Be with your best friend and just talk ship at
like a cool studio with iHeartRadio and Sonodle, Like, yeah,
I would hate me too. Yeah, I would really hate
me too.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Sometimes I hate having gay brain because gay brain is
like animated meat.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Sack, animated meat sack, Like, where's your podcast? Let me
listen to your podcast? Yeah, probably talking. Thank you so
much for listening to another episode of the Super Secret
Bestie Club podcast Curly. How can We Find You?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
You can find me at the Curly V Show on
TikTok and Instagram and red note Where can people find you?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
May you can find me anywhere you scroll. Maya in
the moment, m a ya in the moment and we
love you and thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Brindy, would you call me back after my date that
I planned for you?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Not if you're sniffing my face?
Speaker 2 (43:26):
True, that's fine. Well to the Louank.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Make sure to hit that subscribe button to hear more
episodes every single week. The Super Secret Bestie Club podcast
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Speaker 2 (43:45):
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