November 20, 2024 • 46 mins
Curly and Maya dive into the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories, and oh boy, it’s a wild (and funny) ride. From debating whether the moon landing was faked to a heated argument over whether the lizard people are secretly running the music industry.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Curly. Did you hear Maya's but is actually flat and
not round?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh my god, that's crazy because it has like an
insane gravitational pool.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And you know what I heard? I heard that Curly's
nose is real.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Where do you hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, it's been debound, especially not. I mean it's questionable.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh get My name is Curly and I'm Maya.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
And Welcome to the Super Secret Pusty Cloud Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
A super secret club where we talk about super secret things.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, like secrets that are super That's what it is.
In each episode we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreace, men,
and of course favorite secrets. Get in here. I mean
it's real ish, But I wouldn't trust my newborn child
to come out with this nose. I'd be like fearful
(00:51):
that it would be my old one.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Literally, if I had a kid, it would just be
like I'd be like that meme that people are like
this mother got sued because she looks so different. Remember
that meme.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Anyways, Welcome to another episode of the Super Secret Bestie
Club Podcast we're really a little silly quirky today.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah. Absolutely, what a world we have woken up in today? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh so right now it's November seventh, twenty twenty four,
at eleven thirty am, and yeah, we're still grieving, mourning
and processing. I have faith in the astrology girls and
the spiritual girls. I have a lot of faith and
(01:39):
a lot of people might think that that's a conspiracy theory,
segueing into our topic today is conspiracy theories. But before
we get into that, how is your spirit curly?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
My spirit is questionable. I feel like I feel kind
of like not sure if I am how stable. I
am like I'm okay. But you ever, like when you
have to like poop and you're getting like the chills
and you're like, oh am I going to make it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You have to like hold on to something.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, like you like tighten your whole you like grip it,
and you're running to the bathroom. Yeah yeah, and then
you're like, oh my god, I'm not good and you
get the chills and you're like, oh my god, I'm
going and then it stops and then it comes back
and you're like, oh, okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's that is the most disgusting feelings to feel the turtle,
whatever it is, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I have never turtled. I have never had a successful
turtle because what comes out stays out, so there's no
going back, there's no like, I don't know how people
sphincter can suck it back in, Like, oh, if you
think there has the ability to suck a piece of
ship back into it? So what else can it do?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's a time portal, It's a time traveling time portal.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Let's put a boba straw on there. Let's do what
else do?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure everyone would love to hear that.
My only fans, because my only fans mine.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Have zero crip, Mine have zero section. It's just she's
she's beaten, beaten and tattered. She's like what she has
like a walker.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
She's like, we're over here.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I've been working since two thousand and four. And they
age differently too. They're like dog years. They're not like
turns another seven.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yours is perky. Yours is like, Hey, I'm like, who's talking?
She always talks to.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Me bodybuilders, Oh my god, but.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
With like the nails like this in the hoops in
the lips but like insane biceps and triceps anyway. So
I'm feeling very like I was just crying all day yesterday.
(04:02):
And you know, we don't want to make this like
all about the election and stuff, even though I feel
like a lot of people are getting a lot of
information out of it or from it and from everywhere.
But it just is a sad, super sad time. I
believe in our astrology and spirituality girlies, that this is
not this is not going to be the end. This
is not it. There's something else or something more, and
(04:25):
this is what I need to cling on to, some
little hope to cope. Then that's what I need.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But uh, what did you say, cling onto some little
cloak of hope?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What did you say if I need to cling on
to uh some little hope to to cope?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh I like that. Yeah. I was like, wait, you
just said, like poet, your some little hope to cope.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, so that's what I need to do. It's yeah,
it sucks, but uh, today we are talking about some outlandish, silly,
goofy conspiracy theories that we ask chat GBT to provide us.
And also it's just the big conspiracy theories that we
all hear, starting off with the flat earth theory.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well, I did want to say too that it's kind
of crazy because we live in a world where, like
the American people and just a lot of people globally
are starting to believe more and more in conspiracy theories.
It's kind of crazy because I remember years ago I
got into an uber and this woman was telling me.
She was like, you see that chemtrail up there. She's like,
they're controlling the weather. And I was like, oh, yeah,
(05:28):
I've like heard that before, Like I didn't think anything
of it. And then she kept going, She's like, you know,
Beyonce like had to murder babies to like become part
of the Illuminati.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And I was like, you're a fan of Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I so we like her. We don't. Well, but I
remember getting to the party that I was on the
way to and telling people like, oh my god, I
just had like the most insane uber ride, Like this
woman was just telling me how Beyonce kills people to
like be famous. But now I feel like you're seeing
more and more people kind of like buying into a
lot of different conspiracy theories, and it almost feels like
(05:59):
as outland as they might be, there's still a lot
of people that are like, no, I kind of actually
really believe that. And I'm like, ahuh, my dad, Yeah,
So where do we left off? We were left off
talking about conspiracy theories, but yeah, I feel like, you know,
can I tell you where I think conspiracy theory started
to become a part of the zeitgeist. Yes, I blame
(06:22):
Ancient Aliens. And I always say.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
That the program program, Yeah, because.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know if you remember when Ancient Aliens came out,
it was like this new thing and everybody was like,
oh my god, are you guys watching Ancient Aliens. It's
so crazy, like they're literally talking about how they think
this is like an alien and it became kind of
like more this is my own theory. By the way,
it became more of like open, out in the open,
that like, not only were we talking about aliens, we
were talking about aliens building the pyramids. That's my theory,
(06:49):
And we were like, it became a little bit more
out in the.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Open if we're talking about aliens. And my dad watched
all every single episode, single season of Ancient Aliens. I
grew up watching it, especially with well our dads are
the same. We throughout our friendship for like they would
be best friends.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And I mean I used to
watch Ancient Aliens too. That was my jam. It's still
my jam like sometimes.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But I would watch it, not because I wanted to,
but because I was like taking a nap or sick,
and my dad was like watching in the living room,
and it would scare me so much. But my dad's
you can't be scared of aliens because they're a fact
of life. Like one of these days he's like, look
at this painting I just did, and it's like this
whole painting of the aliens coming down, and like listen,
(07:36):
if you're a conspiracy theorist, girly, hang on.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I mean, I just say one more thing about aliens though,
because we had a conversation about this. We were talking
about this like military officer that kind of came out
recently about like aliens and like UFOs and all those things,
and how he's like, no, no, no, they're real, Like
we are doing actual government research on things that we
cannot identify. And they were asking him, like what he
thinks aliens look like, and he was saying that since
(08:03):
like ancient times there has always been animal and human
and like that those are just the things that have existed,
like in the Bible, like all these things animal and human.
But it wasn't until like whatever whatever year that we
found out that there's microorganisms and that there's like many
cosmos inside of our bodies and outside of us, like
inside and outside. Why does it sound so familiar do
(08:24):
we talk about this? I then I know my answer.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I remember my response. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
He was saying, like, and there's more of them than
there is of us, Like there's more of these micro
organisms and there's us. So like who really is like
the masters of the earth? Who really is.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Like speaking about booty holes?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, I mean you have like little spiders.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm obsessed. Yeah, no, they're obsessed.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Let me see, butthole.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Haven't they probed enough people? What more do you need
to know? Huh? I have said before. I think I've
said this on the podcast before too, that I believe that,
like you know, the pressure in like the deep blue
see where it's like we've only discovered a small small
percentage of it and the rest of it is so
(09:08):
deep because of the pressure, we can't get in there.
I believe that not only it's the pressure, but it's
aliens store their ships there, so it's like a protection barrier.
And I know what you're thinking, it's like that one
movie where the Aliens were underwater. I'm not talking about
underwater aliens. I'm talking about alien ships in the ocean.
That's why we can't get down.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There so much. You believe that like wholeheartedly.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, I believe that it's the pressure of like you
know the water and how deep it is for sure,
But I think that that is like gives aliens possibly
like the go ahead because they probably don't have to
deal with that sort of like gravity or pressure or whatever,
and so they'll just store their ships down there.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
That's what what I was saying too. He was saying
like that there's we don't know the ocean. Everybody says that,
like we don't know the ocean. We don't know the ocean,
like we don't have the capabilities and the science of
like getting down that deep. But you know, which I
mean does kind of maybe bring us to our first
our first conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The flat earth theory. For people who don't know, but
you probably know, flat earth theorists argue that the Earth
is not a sphere but a flat, disc shaped object.
They claim that governments and scientists are covering up the truth.
Why it's popular, This theory has experienced a resurgence due
to social media communities that share and promote the idea,
(10:29):
probably due to TikTok Right. It's often cited as a
symbol of skepticism toward mainstream science. I don't think the
Earth is flat, girl, Like, I.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Mean a lot of people think that it's flat because
of like certain things like for example, like they kind
of point out like the horizon right, like the sun
going down a certain type of way.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yee, Like, then we'll just how can we don't just
fall off the ocean? If we're a globe? How can
we don't just fall off? We're in an atmosphere. We're
in like deep layers, like when you come from space
in the orbit and all that shit, and you go
in and then like you go in and then it's
like we're in Earth. We're not it's not like a
(11:09):
we're not on a ball. Do you believe in it?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I don't believe in it because I do think that,
like I'm a big believer in science, right, like I'm like, no, Like,
it's just it's a sphere. It like has its own orbit,
its own gravitational pool. You can see literally other planets
like we have. We can see what they look like.
Like that's my whole thing. Look, I'm like, we know
what Mars looks like. It's a sphere. We know what
like all these other planets. We look at the Moon
(11:32):
and it's fucking round. Like I'm sure if there's like
photos of I don't know, Like I'm wondering photos of
the Moon. I wonder if like the horizon is flat too,
if it's round.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well that's the thing too, is Like the next one
is the moon landing was fake because they you know,
they can just stage those pictures. And I remember our
friend Matt Real, who used to work at US feed
with us and who's a viner back in the day.
That's how we met. He made a video challenging the
like theory of that the moon landing was fake but
(12:01):
kind of, you know, kind of was like on both
sides of like, okay, let me see why they think
it was fake. Okay, let me see why people don't
think that it was fake. And he got like a
bad rap for like people just assuming that he was
a flat or he was a flat earther, or he
thought the moon landing was fake.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You know what's really interesting to me though about the
flat Earth thing is that a lot of scientists actually
believe that while the Earth is not flat, the universe
is flat. So that's also too much for my brain
to comprehend.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's that full capacity right now. My storage is full.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So like, I mean, even according to this, it's like
the shape of the universe is determined by its sensity
and rate of expansion, so like the universe is flat.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, it just keeps it.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
But also I'm like, yeah, I don't know how he's expanding,
So yeah, is the universe flat or curve? The current
theoretical belief, just predicted by the theory of cosmic inflation,
is that the universe is flat. This is on I
don't know, Wikipedia says that it's he we should have.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Had like in an astronomer on the podcast, huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Next time, next time. But I mean also to like
the moon landing being fake, Like a lot of people
talk about how like there's no or there's like wind
in the flag that's like flying, Like when you look
at the video, there's like the flag is like flying,
but they're like there's how is there wind on the moon?
You know, I don't know, like why is there wind?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
As a part of the Cold War space race against
the Soviet Union, that's the claim that it was fake.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh for sure, because that was kind of like the time, right,
like they that was the whole thing that it was
like who's going to get to the moon first? Americans
or Russia? Who was going to have like control over
all these things?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Because something we would do to win the race would
be like but girl, let's just let's just go somewhere.
Did you rent your space it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Did you DearS? Yeah? We are in outer space?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah yeah. I mean to me, I'm like I think
I heard somewhere too that somebody said, like we did land,
but the photos weren't real, so we were there. I
did hear that too, But like you know, like there's
just some shit that I actually don't care about that.
I'm like, yeah, I actually don't care.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
We are getting lost in space right now.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Like yeah, yeah, I stop going.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
To the moon so I'm going to these places. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So just to kind of like put a little button
in that I don't believe the Earth is flat, and
I do believe that we landed on the moon.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yes, same me too.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's not gonna make a fucking difference in my life
if they're like tomorrow, Like if tomorrow we all woke
up and collectively were like, actually the Earth is flat,
I'd be like, girl, get it together. I don't give
a shit. Yeah, at this.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Point, after the election, I'm down to go down some
rabbit holes and start being that crazy lady that's.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Like h on a ho, yeah, because it really is.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Though, Yes, the next one is a whole civilization below us.
(15:25):
If you've seen us, remember they were like, there's different
clones of them, but I don't really know if they
were clones or they.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Were like they were like your mirror.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, and so a whole bunch of them were living underground.
But believers claim that there's an advanced society that has
managed to thrive underground for centuries. They have entrances in
remote locations like the depths of the Amazon rainforest, under
the pyramids, or even a secret tunnel in Antarctica. So
(15:57):
like some speculate that in portals within famous mountains or
caves that lead directly to the underground world. Let's go explore,
Let's go figure and.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Find that out. Yeah, I honestly would love if this
was all true, because I feel like at this point
the way that the world is going, finding out that
there's a whole other, like civilization that's underground, Like, bitch
me too, take me too, Let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
What if you saw your tethered?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I'd make up with it. Oh, I like, what do
you mean you emotional eat? Like finally the man of
my dreams? Where have you been? Groh? Underground makes sense.
I would cut off all her hair, make her the
ugly twin.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I would shape everything her eyebrows cos beard.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Which one of us is the top though? And who's
the bottom? That's what I though those would be My concerns.
Is that weird that I would have texting myself?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
That's not weird, No, because we all do it all
the time.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's true. If you're healthy, adult, you do it all
the time.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Adult hugs? I'm giving myself an adult hug. But yeah,
I feel like if I were to find out that
there was like truly just a civilization like reptilians or
like a whole other tunnel city underground. I think that
it would allow me to make more sense of the
world that we're in now, because the older I get,
the less sense this world actually makes to me, you
(17:25):
know what I mean, the more that I'm like, what
are you talking about? There's a second moon? What do
you mean? There's like an asteroid that's like in orbit?
Is it gone? Is it still here? I think it's
still here.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't know. I just found out yesterday that Love Island,
Australia is back, So that's been Yeah, that's my conspiracy theory.
I think that maybe the underground civilization is probably where
my one true love is and so that's why maybe
we should just like if we were in like a movie,
(17:53):
I feel like that would be something that the adventure
we would go through is to find that all of
the most like monumental places to see if they have
an underground.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
How fucked up is our dating life that we're like,
surely the man of our dreams is.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Probably he's probably.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Probably round underground, has never seen the light of day.
Is like you living in a swamp where like he'll
do Lord, it's fine. He don't speak a lick of English.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You're like it's nothing gets swamps, You own land.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, he owns property. I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Where's your car? No car?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
No car? It's like a boat.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
But yeah, I feel like for me, there's not a
single thing right now. I think that I've just become
more and more jaded that it'd be like, yeah, of
course that happened, Like you know, I also understand, Like
I also like I think our generation, anyone who's alive
right now, like we've just gone through so many crazy
things that you're like.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
We have break.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, it's like oh yeah, of course of course, Like
there is like a fucking like COVID thing. Oh yeah,
of course, there's like a giant recession. Oh yeah, Like
of course there's nine eleven, nine to eleven, like y
two K, like all these things, Like it's just over
and over and over again, like just sensational ass things. Meanwhile,
if you're like a bird or like a squirrel, you've
been living your best damn life, Like there's no There.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Was another thing I don't know if I wrote it down,
but that birds are also like spies, and that when
they're on the telephone pole wires that they're recharging I
don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I have a little theory that squirrels are either going
to be the next elite race. For me, it's the
race between squirrels, crows, and octopus.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I have to argue about the squirrels because they're greedy motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, they're a.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Little chunky motherfuckers where they like, well, I see them
all day long when I'm working here all throughout and
they're they're just.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Like yeah, and then they'll then.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
If there's somebody by them, they'll fuck them up.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's literally human.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That's it's like a squirrel like porno out here in
front of like my apartment complex because it's going down
down all day and they're just they're all over and.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Then they're fearless.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah. And then when they're by you, like some of
them will run away with some of them will be
like what's up yeah, and I'll be, like I was.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Saying, it will square up on you. They are like
in my head, you know, when you like see videos
of like these buff ass kangaroos in Australia, they might
as well be the squirrels in LA because I'm just
like I when I see these squirrels, like like kind
of get like like kind of get big. I'm like,
you're way too buffster. I am not. I will cross
(20:41):
the street to avoid.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
A squirrel and they'll chase you and fuck you up.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
So anyway, so I think that the squirrels are doing.
Crows are really cool because they actually like are really smart.
They will like put things in the streets so that
they can like break it so they can eat it.
Like they'll throw like seeds in the streets so that
the cars will run over them. They bring you gifts
like they're very smart at bringing. They're just smart. They
have good memory, they remember things. And then Octopus they're
fucking aliens, you know, they fucking open jars and shit.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I have nothing but good things to say about OCTOPI
because they're going to take over. Probably the next one
is probably the most confusing and irritating thing, Like I
feel like this is gaslighting one on one the Mandela effect, right,
which is named after mistakenly remember remembering Nelson Mandela dying
(21:29):
in the eighties. This theory suggested there are parallel universes
that we are living in simulated reality where details are
being altered. So the first one, and I don't know
if you had known, if you had been familiar with
the Berenstein Bears.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I don't know the Bearnstein Bears, but you were telling
me about them.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Berenstein Bears. Is it started as a children's book series,
but then I think it was maybe on Nickelodeon. It
was it was like a cartoon, and it was I
always thought it was the Benstein Bears s T E
I N. But it's the barren Stain Bears Stain. This
(22:06):
difference in spelling has puzzled people who could have sworn
it was spelled.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
With an E.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'm like, either we're all collectively dyslexic, hard of hearing,
dumb as fuck, or you guys are changing shit for.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
What I know, like we're jumping timelines.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Another one is the popular quote from Star Wars Luke,
I am your father.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Luke your father. Hey bo I'm your dad.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
So you daddy?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Heyboo, Hey Luky boo. So I guess I'm your dad.
Funny story.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's actually no, I am your father. It's not Luke,
I am your father.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's no, No, I am your father. I wonder if
some it just got lost, because if you wouldn't get
the reference, like if I was at a dinner party
and I was like, no, I am your father. Of
people be like what versus if you go Luke, I
am your father, Like you know who Luke is.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Right, like kind of like how we've ran into the
ground and popularized, oh the Harry Potter thing. There's a
lot of things that we changed from that. The original
Ron is not as intense as we're all making him
be like he was like, uh, you're He just says.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You're you Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
So we I believe that we may be like because
we're all artists and creatives, like maybe we you know,
embellished it a little bit. But another one that tripped
me up is from Snow White and Some Doors. The
evil queen is looking in the mirror and what is
she saying?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I think, without even looking at it, I think it's
me or Mayor on the wall, Mayor and Mayor on
the wall, on the.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Wall, Who's that's the fairest one of them all? She's
actually saying magic mirror on the wall, Magic mirror on
the wall.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
In the movie.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
In the movie, she says magic mirror on the wall.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Magic mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them
all Mayah Mayor.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
On the Wall, Magic Mirror on the Wall. Magic?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I just magic beer sounds better?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Are we like not interpreting things.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Mahor and Mihror on the Wall. I guess it's kind
of like when you would play telephone when you were
like in school, and like remember that game where like
one person on the end would say something that it
would just like get.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Lost in translation embellishes.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, but this is why I don't trust a damn
thing about nothing, because I'm like, we can barely get
magic Mirror on the Wall from snow White that was
made in nineteen thirty seven. How are we gonna write
the same accurately from whatever time and be like, Nope,
this is what God meant. You're like, you can't even
get mirror mirror right versus magic Mirror with the.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Book some honorable mentions Oscar Meyer. See I say Oscar
Meyer versus Oscar Mayor.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
It's Oscar Mayer though, right?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Is that how you say it?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I think it's renowned Oscar Byer.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
It's spelled with an M e y e r. Yeah,
we remember it as m e y e r, but
it's actually m A y e r.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
What was that song back in the time, Oscar Meyer,
I said, I'm.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I'm I think it. Yeah, a lot of this makes
a lot of sense now.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
They used to play that on back in the day,
so I would be like me and that time.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Anyways, the other one is Looney Tunes versus Looney Tunes.
People remember it being called Looney Tunes with T double
O N S, but it's actually t U E.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
But that's also just dumb because they didn't even an
E S. They didn't even sing on there. Well they
did a little bit, but it wasn't like, oh, it's
a musical show. I don't remember it being like particularly musical.
They did little.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Musical bits, but yeah, I don't I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Have to call it looney Tunes.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh, you're right because people despite the characters being cartoons, Yeah,
they had an opportunity there because they're cartoons too.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, exactly Looney Tunes. But maybe it became maybe maybe
there was maybe it was supposed to be musical.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What is the beginning song?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I don't know. I just had to Oscar Myrineo songs
in my head because it's an English too, right, like
my hot dog has the first name, it's oh O
S C. A R. My Bologna has a second name.
It's m E y E R. I think that's how
it went, right, Am I making it up? But it's
m A okay quick adhd sidebar. Do you remember that
(26:45):
Kraft Cheese had this like blues song. It was like
I got the blues Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. It took
box blue and then they was like I put the
pedal to the metal, hurry on home, I got the blues.
That was anyways, the slice of cheese.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh, I can't wait to get that slize of cheese.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, I mean, God bless the nineties for the jingles.
That was the end of the jingle. That was the
end of the era.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
And I'm happy to have grown up in that era
because there's not creativity like that. There's not pure delusion
in silliness like that anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, next one, Yes, you can go ahead. Beyonce is
part of the Illuminati.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
That's your plane, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I don't know that. I believe that that's what people claim.
Some people eave the Beyonce is secretly a whitch or
part of the Illuminati, which is a secret society that
allegedly controls world events. This theory often focuses on her
use of o cult symbols, her success, and her influential
power in the music industry. Here's the thing. I don't
feel like you have to be part of like Illuminati
or like this like underground organization that's like, ooh secret.
(27:50):
I think we all know that the music industry and
the entertainment industry is already a fucked up organization. Like
it's just kind of like why add the extra twist
to it? No, no, no, we know that they're part
of this. We know it's fucked up, we know it's crazy.
What do you mean, like why the extra you.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Know, like a little racism, misogyny.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I think Beyonce to me, is a little bit different
because she has like her family, and she's always been
rooted in her family. You never saw her go crazy.
She was technically a child star, like you didn't didn't
see her go through a lot of things that a
lot of people did. So I don't necessarily want to
put like too much on like taking away from her
credit being like she's Illuminati. But to me, it's like
(28:33):
we all are a part of this, not us, but
like no, definitely not us. I'm not a part of Illuminati.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, if they asked me, I would I would say,
can I get a manual or something?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Or how much more? How much is the membership? And
this can we still brochure?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah? Can we see it brochure.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Why do you feel like thinking about Beyonces being a
Illuminati feels racist or misogynistic.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I think it's because some people can't fathom a woman,
especially a black woman, being so fucking talented that she's reaching,
you know, higher heights than anyone. Like if we're talking
about the symbols, I understand why people might associate like
demonic things or whatever, because people who are super religious
(29:21):
in that way can make anything out of anything, you know,
Like did you see at twenty seven seconds her eyes crossed?
It looked like she was like whatever, summoning and it's
like I sneezed, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I understand, like,
you know, when she was doing like the triangle hand thing,
but they're doing the rock nation thing, right, But what
is that? So I understand there's a little bit of like,
(29:44):
you know, okay, I'll give you that, But I think
she's so talented that, like I do think that she
uses her magic and her skill set to promote self love,
like when we were at her console at the Renaissance
tour her all of her songs on Renaissance are love
(30:05):
song to yourself. And if she's putting some subliminal shit
in it, so be it. You know what I'm saying.
We've all seen Josing the Pussycats, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(30:31):
I get it. But I've already subscribed to it. I'm
already in it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I feel like I'm in, like I love it. Like
I will say that one interesting thing that I thought
was just kind of like the artwork how it is.
It is very goddess like, like there is this like
goddess feel about watching her and then like seeing it,
which I'm not mad at because I'm just like, fuck it,
I need something to believe in at this point, like
and if it's Beyonce shit, then I'm fucking like I'm
(31:00):
down for it. So it was old Wendy William's clip
where she was like, Beyonce is literally the best artist
that has the greatest artist that has ever lived dead
or alive, hands down, and the audience was like, you know,
they agreed, and I kind of I'm gonna I'm gonna
say yeah, I agree with that. I think she is.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I agree she is.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay, Next one, Taylor Swift is a reptilian alien, Well,
I would love to. I would love to be reptilian.
We could scare I would love to be reptilian to
be honest, Like, did you see that Kim Kay's costume
this year was an alligator woman now buying an alligator woman?
And I literally saw the photo and I'm like, Oh,
she's playing into the whole reptilian thing. So I go
immediately go to the comments everyone signed about she's a reptilian.
(31:46):
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, She's a fucking reptilian. And I'm like,
so she's paying bills around here.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm not no comment on Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That is my one toxic trait. I would say, well,
maybe my second, but certainly I am like the Kardashs
will be my white noise sometimes, like I just put
it on the background and be like I just want
to stare at their faces and be like, how is this?
Which brings us to like our next conspiracy theory, which
is the Kardashians are secretly time travelers, And I'm like,
I don't know that they're time travelers.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I think they tried to time travel by getting procedures
and everything and rewinding the clock, which I mean, I
think they all look great. I think that's all I think.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah. For me, I'm just kind of like this kind
of goes hand in hand with what I believe was
just like the shifts of where I started to see
things early on, Like you know, I was talking about
ancient aliens being like the beginning of like conspiracy theories, right.
I also believe that there was a moment in time
in fashion, like in the early two thousands where opulence
(32:54):
was kind of back, like the gaudy gold chains. Yeah,
like the colorful, the big colors, like the eighties were
really back for a moment in the early two thousands
with a lot of the millennials and a lot of
people in their twenties. Right then Kim and Kanye came
out with that leisure where that was only in earth tones.
Like I just remember that it was like totally like
(33:16):
the opposite of what I felt like people were doing,
and it became kind of like the thing that people
just were suddenly wearing only earth tones right fast forward.
If you would have been like girl, I always say
this if you would have told me that a reality
star Kim Kardashian who became famous off of a sex
tape for better or for wher, She's done a lot
of amazing things since then, but that's how we knew
(33:37):
her back in the day, would be on the cover
of Vogue. My first question would be like, this, is
Anna Winter still alive? Yes? Or no? Oh? Anna Winter
put her on the cover twice. Okay. Then I'm like, okay,
because now you get to where we are now, where
you're like, oh, how does it make sense that the
man in office is a convicted felon has all these
things elected.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He's the elected president right now?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
You know what I mean? Because like also a reality star,
Like I really just feel like, I'm like, girl, this
is just all because.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
He cheated everything. People cheat, These people cheat.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I will say this one thing though, that I'm just like,
what timeline is this? Because I'm just like, whatever timeline
this is?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Remember I said before where I was like, I feel
like we just shifted into another one, like we shifted
into one you said in twenty sixteen. And by the way,
I remember that night, like everyone was like.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Aha, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
People were sabbing and crying, and then twenty twenty with
the pandemic, we shifted into another one. And then I
feel like we just shifted into another one.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I know. I'm just like, Lord, where is the timeline
where I am a pop star and very rich?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Just do it? Now, Just do it.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I can't really dance and breathe and sing at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
That's why people train.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Just do it. And now for our astrology section.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, so there's a lot of people who would definitely
categorize astrology zodiac as fake, as a conspiracy theory, and
especially when these astrologers go onto the internet and make
predictions right, And astrology at its core is the interpretation
(35:33):
of stars, so everybody has. And there's also, I want
to say, endless amount of ways and pathways to get
to an interpretation. Like for this presidency, people were looking
at Trump's and Kamala's moon. They were looking at their
moon and they saw that they were illuminated in different ways.
(35:57):
Some people were looking at Jupiter because we have like
the outer planets, right, which control us. Those outer planets
control the outer Like that's my favorite. When I see
you go.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Holding in a yawn, it have never to do anything
with what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
But I'm like it all the time.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
She's always like.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I do it too, where I'm like you swallow it.
The outer planets like you know, Jupiter, Pluto, Urinus, and
like all these giant planets right have to do with
our nation, have to do with like all the things
affecting us, like they're in rotation all that stuff. Same
(36:48):
thing with like how it affects our mars, your mars whatever.
So there's a lot of people who determined Kamala as
the winner, and everybody is attacking all these astrologers right
now as like you're fake your bias, your blah blah
blah blah. And what they're seeing is real though, But
there's also different ways and platforms to interpret on. So
(37:11):
are they reading from this dimension or are they reading
from another thing? Like how are these things manifesting? It's
like when you read from wholesizes chart or Cdeio or Vedic,
like you know, our science shift a little bit. So
I think that's that's my little like I'm reading you
have to say, no, that's that's my little thing. That
(37:35):
I just want to say about astrology is that it's
an interpretation, and I just don't like when people are
like people just want instant gratification, you know, they want
to know the answers right now, and like these people
are talented, like people who study astrology, so like, don't
call them fake or don't call them whatever. However, when
(37:55):
this information gets into the hands of people who are
not as educated or have not really studied or just
looking at one sign or whatever, people claim that, uh,
horoscopes are used to influence people's behavior subtly and can
be a little manipulative.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I think so too.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I think so too best way or in the worst way.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, you know, I feel I feel like with me,
like what horoscope and what zodiac could potentially do if
it was actually like seen as like a science, right,
like truly, like in the way that like people write reports,
they write like contrasting ideas they are debating. There is data,
there are there are a series of tests like control
(38:36):
tests per sign, all these different things. Like if we
treated the zodiac as a true, true, true science and
all the weight of it, right, I really think that
we could have something right because I do believe that
we live in a universe of zeros and ones. I'm
not even sure that I believe in free will to
be exact, to be honest with you, because I do
feel like we all live in the same patterns based
(38:58):
off of our trauma, based off of our brain, based
off of like whatever. Like it's a little bit easier
to be like I know that she's gonna he's gonna
she hear here. They are gonna use the same route
to drive home that they do every day. I know
that this person's going to order the same shrimp scampy
at the cheesecake factory they always do. There's certain habits, right,
So I wonder like if we got it down to
(39:19):
a science and we could be like, actually, we know
how people are going to vote in this thing, how
people are going to vote in the selection, like because
we're so easily like it's so easy to determine which
way they're gonna go. So that's my one thing, Like
I'm like, oh yeah, we really really really nailed it in.
I'm sure we could get something right. My only bone
to pick And this is why I think my little
(39:40):
Zodiac videos have been doing pretty okay on TikTok and
Zodiac is because I'm pushing back. Well, they've been doing well.
Like I've been pushing back on kind of like the
narrative of what people think signs actually are. Like you
know when people are like Virgos are perfectionists and bubblah,
I'm like, we are to like a certain extent like
those are. You know, we're going to be perfectionists in
(40:02):
some areas but not all areas. But if you want
to talk about perfectionism, talk to a Capricorn, right, maybe
even a Sagittarius, maybe even a Pisces, Like they're just
so in their heads, like they really care about things, right,
like if like for me. But you know, if you
talk to like a Leo, people think, oh, Leos like attention.
I don't really know a lot of Leo's that are
like as opulent as a Taurus is, Like Tauruses are
(40:24):
like bougie as fuck, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
So I'm like, yeah, do you agree in your virgo
experience that August and September virgos are different?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah? I mean yeah, you would say that about aries, right,
you know that, Like.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, I don't like those blanket statements that are like
aries are aggressive and arias are blah blah blah. It's
like and my aggression shows up differently in different ways.
And also it influences a lot with like what am
I being aggressive towards? Is it something that someone that
I love? Is it something that like is affecting my
(41:01):
other planets, my other houses. Like there's just so much
to unravel absolutely about it. And also astronomers and scientists
know that it's real. There's a theory that these scientists
and astronomers secretly believe in astrology and use it for
their own purposes but publicly dismiss it as a pseudoscience
to prevent general population from exploring it seriously. I believe
(41:24):
that also because it is a tool and you have
to get educated on it. Though. You can't just look
at something and say like, oh, that's what it is.
You have to really look at the degrees, you have
to like punch the numbers, you have to like really
really look into it. And I think that's why people
get uninterested, because it's really extensive.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
But that's what I wonder too, Like if it almost
sounds like we come with the coding right, like they
are codes like their planets and the placements and the
numbers and their codes, and I'm like, what if I
align my code with your code and can we see
how they're different and can we test it? And like
this code can kind of do this. This is what
we're thinking, Like there's something more, That's what I'm saying.
Like I feel like sometimes Zodiac feels like we have
(42:08):
the idea like we're there, but we're like not.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I think there's some things that we are not supposed
to know, Like that's just not in the plan of
whoever is controlling or manifesting these things. I also believe
that I don't really like to use astrology for everything
to make decisions. I like to like listen to it
as you know, little things and see what's up. But
then also, you know, do use my free will if
(42:36):
it exists or not?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Well, last conspiracy theory, Do you believe in free will?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, but I do believe that it's still influenced by
a higher power and a spirit. And my I feel
like when we are making decisions, like it's coming from
a place, rooted from somewhere, like it's not just random,
you know, it's always coming from some place. And it's
also like what is that.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, it's one of the things that I was watching
with Neil Tyson Degrassi He was debating another like astrophysicist
on like if free will is real, because there's a
lot of different things that you have to consider, like
your patterns and the way that things are, but also
just like accidents, like things that just kind of come
out of nowhere and happen, and then how do you
(43:22):
react to that, Like so like there's basically what they
came down to. It is that it's a mixture of both.
It's actually a little bit of this and a little
bit of that. It's a little bit of free will,
but it's a lot of bit of like destiny. Basically,
it is what it is. Woo, you are who you are,
and that.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Concludes the astrology portion. Well curls.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well, my, here we are on the other end of
this crazy election. Hopefully we have many years of prosperity
ahead of us.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
You know, we need to have fight in us. We
need to have fight in passion. And and also I
think a lot of the things, if I just want
to say one little thing too, is that a lot
of people are like just treat everyone with kindness, Let
everyone process the way they need to process. There's nothing
in my bone that wants to be kind to anyone.
(44:13):
Knowing that my rights might be taken away and the
rights of my friends and loved ones. That makes me
angry as fuck. Like, but I can see a world
where if we make people understand how serious it is,
it's not going to be through yelling and name calling,
and you know, I get it, But it's also like,
(44:34):
let people fucking grieve the way they need to grieve.
And I think we're just gonna have to have a
lot of like warrior ancestral spirit in us to get through.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, I agree also to it. I would invite people
who are like saying, like, what's the whatever whatever? I'm like,
I think even just looking at optics of those charts
that are coming out, like just even being like how
many like white men Latino men, and then how many
Black women voted a certain type of way? Like how
do you not go like shit, if that many black
(45:06):
women voted a certain type of way, they must be
onto something, do you know what I mean? Like, how
does that occur to you? Vibes Like, Okay, whatever, here
we go, let's see what's up. So anyways, guys, conspiracy theories,
whatever the hell's going on in this world?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
God love you, bending your love, thank you so much
for listening to another episode of the Super Secret Bestie
Club podcast. Curly How can I Find you? On social media?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
You can find me at the Curly v Show on
Instagram and TikTok. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Oh me? You can find me at Maya in the Moment,
m a ya in the Moment, anywhere where you scroll.
And this is all an illusion into this is all
conspiracy theory. We're not really here.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
This whole episode is big. We're not even here, We're
actually ai.
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Speaker 2 (46:11):
For more podcasts from iHeart, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Curly. Did you hear Maya's but is actually flat and
not round?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh my god, that's crazy because it has like an
insane gravitational pool.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And you know what I heard? I heard that Curly's
nose is real.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Where do you hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, it's been debound, especially not. I mean it's questionable.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh get My name is Curly and I'm Maya.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
And Welcome to the Super Secret Pusty Cloud Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
A super secret club where we talk about super secret things.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, like secrets that are super That's what it is.
In each episode we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreace, men,
and of course favorite secrets. Get in here. I mean
it's real ish, But I wouldn't trust my newborn child
to come out with this nose. I'd be like fearful
(00:51):
that it would be my old one.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Literally, if I had a kid, it would just be
like I'd be like that meme that people are like
this mother got sued because she looks so different. Remember
that meme.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Anyways, Welcome to another episode of the Super Secret Bestie
Club Podcast we're really a little silly quirky today.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah. Absolutely, what a world we have woken up in today? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh so right now it's November seventh, twenty twenty four,
at eleven thirty am, and yeah, we're still grieving, mourning
and processing. I have faith in the astrology girls and
the spiritual girls. I have a lot of faith and
(01:39):
a lot of people might think that that's a conspiracy theory,
segueing into our topic today is conspiracy theories. But before
we get into that, how is your spirit curly?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
My spirit is questionable. I feel like I feel kind
of like not sure if I am how stable. I
am like I'm okay. But you ever, like when you
have to like poop and you're getting like the chills
and you're like, oh am I going to make it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You have to like hold on to something.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, like you like tighten your whole you like grip it,
and you're running to the bathroom. Yeah yeah, and then
you're like, oh my god, I'm not good and you
get the chills and you're like, oh my god, I'm
going and then it stops and then it comes back
and you're like, oh, okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's that is the most disgusting feelings to feel the turtle,
whatever it is, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I have never turtled. I have never had a successful
turtle because what comes out stays out, so there's no
going back, there's no like, I don't know how people
sphincter can suck it back in, Like, oh, if you
think there has the ability to suck a piece of
ship back into it? So what else can it do?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's a time portal, It's a time traveling time portal.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Let's put a boba straw on there. Let's do what
else do?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure everyone would love to hear that.
My only fans, because my only fans mine.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Have zero crip, Mine have zero section. It's just she's
she's beaten, beaten and tattered. She's like what she has
like a walker.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
She's like, we're over here.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I've been working since two thousand and four. And they
age differently too. They're like dog years. They're not like
turns another seven.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yours is perky. Yours is like, Hey, I'm like, who's talking?
She always talks to.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Me bodybuilders, Oh my god, but.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
With like the nails like this in the hoops in
the lips but like insane biceps and triceps anyway. So
I'm feeling very like I was just crying all day yesterday.
(04:02):
And you know, we don't want to make this like
all about the election and stuff, even though I feel
like a lot of people are getting a lot of
information out of it or from it and from everywhere.
But it just is a sad, super sad time. I
believe in our astrology and spirituality girlies, that this is
not this is not going to be the end. This
is not it. There's something else or something more, and
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this is what I need to cling on to, some
little hope to cope. Then that's what I need.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But uh, what did you say, cling onto some little
cloak of hope?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What did you say if I need to cling on
to uh some little hope to to cope?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh I like that. Yeah. I was like, wait, you
just said, like poet, your some little hope to cope.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, so that's what I need to do. It's yeah,
it sucks, but uh, today we are talking about some outlandish, silly,
goofy conspiracy theories that we ask chat GBT to provide us.
And also it's just the big conspiracy theories that we
all hear, starting off with the flat earth theory.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well, I did want to say too that it's kind
of crazy because we live in a world where, like
the American people and just a lot of people globally
are starting to believe more and more in conspiracy theories.
It's kind of crazy because I remember years ago I
got into an uber and this woman was telling me.
She was like, you see that chemtrail up there. She's like,
they're controlling the weather. And I was like, oh, yeah,
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I've like heard that before, Like I didn't think anything
of it. And then she kept going, She's like, you know,
Beyonce like had to murder babies to like become part
of the Illuminati.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And I was like, you're a fan of Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I so we like her. We don't. Well, but I
remember getting to the party that I was on the
way to and telling people like, oh my god, I
just had like the most insane uber ride, Like this
woman was just telling me how Beyonce kills people to
like be famous. But now I feel like you're seeing
more and more people kind of like buying into a
lot of different conspiracy theories, and it almost feels like
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as outland as they might be, there's still a lot
of people that are like, no, I kind of actually
really believe that. And I'm like, ahuh, my dad, Yeah,
So where do we left off? We were left off
talking about conspiracy theories, but yeah, I feel like, you know,
can I tell you where I think conspiracy theory started
to become a part of the zeitgeist. Yes, I blame
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Ancient Aliens. And I always say.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
That the program program, Yeah, because.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know if you remember when Ancient Aliens came out,
it was like this new thing and everybody was like,
oh my god, are you guys watching Ancient Aliens. It's
so crazy, like they're literally talking about how they think
this is like an alien and it became kind of
like more this is my own theory. By the way,
it became more of like open, out in the open,
that like, not only were we talking about aliens, we
were talking about aliens building the pyramids. That's my theory,
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And we were like, it became a little bit more
out in the.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Open if we're talking about aliens. And my dad watched
all every single episode, single season of Ancient Aliens. I
grew up watching it, especially with well our dads are
the same. We throughout our friendship for like they would
be best friends.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And I mean I used to
watch Ancient Aliens too. That was my jam. It's still
my jam like sometimes.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But I would watch it, not because I wanted to,
but because I was like taking a nap or sick,
and my dad was like watching in the living room,
and it would scare me so much. But my dad's
you can't be scared of aliens because they're a fact
of life. Like one of these days he's like, look
at this painting I just did, and it's like this
whole painting of the aliens coming down, and like listen,
(07:36):
if you're a conspiracy theorist, girly, hang on.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I mean, I just say one more thing about aliens though,
because we had a conversation about this. We were talking
about this like military officer that kind of came out
recently about like aliens and like UFOs and all those things,
and how he's like, no, no, no, they're real, Like
we are doing actual government research on things that we
cannot identify. And they were asking him, like what he
thinks aliens look like, and he was saying that since
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like ancient times there has always been animal and human
and like that those are just the things that have existed,
like in the Bible, like all these things animal and human.
But it wasn't until like whatever whatever year that we
found out that there's microorganisms and that there's like many
cosmos inside of our bodies and outside of us, like
inside and outside. Why does it sound so familiar do
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we talk about this? I then I know my answer.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I remember my response. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
He was saying, like, and there's more of them than
there is of us, Like there's more of these micro
organisms and there's us. So like who really is like
the masters of the earth? Who really is.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Like speaking about booty holes?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, I mean you have like little spiders.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm obsessed. Yeah, no, they're obsessed.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Let me see, butthole.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Haven't they probed enough people? What more do you need
to know? Huh? I have said before. I think I've
said this on the podcast before too, that I believe that,
like you know, the pressure in like the deep blue
see where it's like we've only discovered a small small
percentage of it and the rest of it is so
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deep because of the pressure, we can't get in there.
I believe that not only it's the pressure, but it's
aliens store their ships there, so it's like a protection barrier.
And I know what you're thinking, it's like that one
movie where the Aliens were underwater. I'm not talking about
underwater aliens. I'm talking about alien ships in the ocean.
That's why we can't get down.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There so much. You believe that like wholeheartedly.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, I believe that it's the pressure of like you
know the water and how deep it is for sure,
But I think that that is like gives aliens possibly
like the go ahead because they probably don't have to
deal with that sort of like gravity or pressure or whatever,
and so they'll just store their ships down there.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
That's what what I was saying too. He was saying
like that there's we don't know the ocean. Everybody says that,
like we don't know the ocean. We don't know the ocean,
like we don't have the capabilities and the science of
like getting down that deep. But you know, which I
mean does kind of maybe bring us to our first
our first conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The flat earth theory. For people who don't know, but
you probably know, flat earth theorists argue that the Earth
is not a sphere but a flat, disc shaped object.
They claim that governments and scientists are covering up the truth.
Why it's popular, This theory has experienced a resurgence due
to social media communities that share and promote the idea,
(10:29):
probably due to TikTok Right. It's often cited as a
symbol of skepticism toward mainstream science. I don't think the
Earth is flat, girl, Like, I.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Mean a lot of people think that it's flat because
of like certain things like for example, like they kind
of point out like the horizon right, like the sun
going down a certain type of way.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yee, Like, then we'll just how can we don't just
fall off the ocean? If we're a globe? How can
we don't just fall off? We're in an atmosphere. We're
in like deep layers, like when you come from space
in the orbit and all that shit, and you go
in and then like you go in and then it's
like we're in Earth. We're not it's not like a
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we're not on a ball. Do you believe in it?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I don't believe in it because I do think that,
like I'm a big believer in science, right, like I'm like, no, Like,
it's just it's a sphere. It like has its own orbit,
its own gravitational pool. You can see literally other planets
like we have. We can see what they look like.
Like that's my whole thing. Look, I'm like, we know
what Mars looks like. It's a sphere. We know what
like all these other planets. We look at the Moon
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and it's fucking round. Like I'm sure if there's like
photos of I don't know, Like I'm wondering photos of
the Moon. I wonder if like the horizon is flat too,
if it's round.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well that's the thing too, is Like the next one
is the moon landing was fake because they you know,
they can just stage those pictures. And I remember our
friend Matt Real, who used to work at US feed
with us and who's a viner back in the day.
That's how we met. He made a video challenging the
like theory of that the moon landing was fake but
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kind of, you know, kind of was like on both
sides of like, okay, let me see why they think
it was fake. Okay, let me see why people don't
think that it was fake. And he got like a
bad rap for like people just assuming that he was
a flat or he was a flat earther, or he
thought the moon landing was fake.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You know what's really interesting to me though about the
flat Earth thing is that a lot of scientists actually
believe that while the Earth is not flat, the universe
is flat. So that's also too much for my brain
to comprehend.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's that full capacity right now. My storage is full.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So like, I mean, even according to this, it's like
the shape of the universe is determined by its sensity
and rate of expansion, so like the universe is flat.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, it just keeps it.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
But also I'm like, yeah, I don't know how he's expanding,
So yeah, is the universe flat or curve? The current
theoretical belief, just predicted by the theory of cosmic inflation,
is that the universe is flat. This is on I
don't know, Wikipedia says that it's he we should have.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Had like in an astronomer on the podcast, huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Next time, next time. But I mean also to like
the moon landing being fake, Like a lot of people
talk about how like there's no or there's like wind
in the flag that's like flying, Like when you look
at the video, there's like the flag is like flying,
but they're like there's how is there wind on the moon?
You know, I don't know, like why is there wind?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
As a part of the Cold War space race against
the Soviet Union, that's the claim that it was fake.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh for sure, because that was kind of like the time, right,
like they that was the whole thing that it was
like who's going to get to the moon first? Americans
or Russia? Who was going to have like control over
all these things?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Because something we would do to win the race would
be like but girl, let's just let's just go somewhere.
Did you rent your space it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Did you DearS? Yeah? We are in outer space?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah yeah. I mean to me, I'm like I think
I heard somewhere too that somebody said, like we did land,
but the photos weren't real, so we were there. I
did hear that too, But like you know, like there's
just some shit that I actually don't care about that.
I'm like, yeah, I actually don't care.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
We are getting lost in space right now.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Like yeah, yeah, I stop going.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
To the moon so I'm going to these places. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So just to kind of like put a little button
in that I don't believe the Earth is flat, and
I do believe that we landed on the moon.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yes, same me too.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's not gonna make a fucking difference in my life
if they're like tomorrow, Like if tomorrow we all woke
up and collectively were like, actually the Earth is flat,
I'd be like, girl, get it together. I don't give
a shit. Yeah, at this.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Point, after the election, I'm down to go down some
rabbit holes and start being that crazy lady that's.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Like h on a ho, yeah, because it really is.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Though, Yes, the next one is a whole civilization below us.
(15:25):
If you've seen us, remember they were like, there's different
clones of them, but I don't really know if they
were clones or they.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Were like they were like your mirror.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, and so a whole bunch of them were living underground.
But believers claim that there's an advanced society that has
managed to thrive underground for centuries. They have entrances in
remote locations like the depths of the Amazon rainforest, under
the pyramids, or even a secret tunnel in Antarctica. So
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like some speculate that in portals within famous mountains or
caves that lead directly to the underground world. Let's go explore,
Let's go figure and.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Find that out. Yeah, I honestly would love if this
was all true, because I feel like at this point
the way that the world is going, finding out that
there's a whole other, like civilization that's underground, Like, bitch
me too, take me too, Let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
What if you saw your tethered?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I'd make up with it. Oh, I like, what do
you mean you emotional eat? Like finally the man of
my dreams? Where have you been? Groh? Underground makes sense.
I would cut off all her hair, make her the
ugly twin.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I would shape everything her eyebrows cos beard.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Which one of us is the top though? And who's
the bottom? That's what I though those would be My concerns.
Is that weird that I would have texting myself?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
That's not weird, No, because we all do it all
the time.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's true. If you're healthy, adult, you do it all
the time.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Adult hugs? I'm giving myself an adult hug. But yeah,
I feel like if I were to find out that
there was like truly just a civilization like reptilians or
like a whole other tunnel city underground. I think that
it would allow me to make more sense of the
world that we're in now, because the older I get,
the less sense this world actually makes to me, you
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know what I mean, the more that I'm like, what
are you talking about? There's a second moon? What do
you mean? There's like an asteroid that's like in orbit?
Is it gone? Is it still here? I think it's
still here.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't know. I just found out yesterday that Love Island,
Australia is back, So that's been Yeah, that's my conspiracy theory.
I think that maybe the underground civilization is probably where
my one true love is and so that's why maybe
we should just like if we were in like a movie,
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I feel like that would be something that the adventure
we would go through is to find that all of
the most like monumental places to see if they have
an underground.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
How fucked up is our dating life that we're like,
surely the man of our dreams is.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Probably he's probably.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Probably round underground, has never seen the light of day.
Is like you living in a swamp where like he'll
do Lord, it's fine. He don't speak a lick of English.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You're like it's nothing gets swamps, You own land.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, he owns property. I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Where's your car? No car?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
No car? It's like a boat.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
But yeah, I feel like for me, there's not a
single thing right now. I think that I've just become
more and more jaded that it'd be like, yeah, of
course that happened, Like you know, I also understand, Like
I also like I think our generation, anyone who's alive
right now, like we've just gone through so many crazy
things that you're like.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
We have break.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, it's like oh yeah, of course of course, Like
there is like a fucking like COVID thing. Oh yeah,
of course, there's like a giant recession. Oh yeah, Like
of course there's nine eleven, nine to eleven, like y
two K, like all these things, Like it's just over
and over and over again, like just sensational ass things. Meanwhile,
if you're like a bird or like a squirrel, you've
been living your best damn life, Like there's no There.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Was another thing I don't know if I wrote it down,
but that birds are also like spies, and that when
they're on the telephone pole wires that they're recharging I
don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I have a little theory that squirrels are either going
to be the next elite race. For me, it's the
race between squirrels, crows, and octopus.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I have to argue about the squirrels because they're greedy motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, they're a.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Little chunky motherfuckers where they like, well, I see them
all day long when I'm working here all throughout and
they're they're just.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Like yeah, and then they'll then.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
If there's somebody by them, they'll fuck them up.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's literally human.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That's it's like a squirrel like porno out here in
front of like my apartment complex because it's going down
down all day and they're just they're all over and.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Then they're fearless.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah. And then when they're by you, like some of
them will run away with some of them will be
like what's up yeah, and I'll be, like I was.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Saying, it will square up on you. They are like
in my head, you know, when you like see videos
of like these buff ass kangaroos in Australia, they might
as well be the squirrels in LA because I'm just
like I when I see these squirrels, like like kind
of get like like kind of get big. I'm like,
you're way too buffster. I am not. I will cross
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the street to avoid.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
A squirrel and they'll chase you and fuck you up.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
So anyway, so I think that the squirrels are doing.
Crows are really cool because they actually like are really smart.
They will like put things in the streets so that
they can like break it so they can eat it.
Like they'll throw like seeds in the streets so that
the cars will run over them. They bring you gifts
like they're very smart at bringing. They're just smart. They
have good memory, they remember things. And then Octopus they're
fucking aliens, you know, they fucking open jars and shit.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I have nothing but good things to say about OCTOPI
because they're going to take over. Probably the next one
is probably the most confusing and irritating thing, Like I
feel like this is gaslighting one on one the Mandela effect, right,
which is named after mistakenly remember remembering Nelson Mandela dying
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in the eighties. This theory suggested there are parallel universes
that we are living in simulated reality where details are
being altered. So the first one, and I don't know
if you had known, if you had been familiar with
the Berenstein Bears.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I don't know the Bearnstein Bears, but you were telling
me about them.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Berenstein Bears. Is it started as a children's book series,
but then I think it was maybe on Nickelodeon. It
was it was like a cartoon, and it was I
always thought it was the Benstein Bears s T E
I N. But it's the barren Stain Bears Stain. This
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difference in spelling has puzzled people who could have sworn
it was spelled.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
With an E.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'm like, either we're all collectively dyslexic, hard of hearing,
dumb as fuck, or you guys are changing shit for.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
What I know, like we're jumping timelines.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Another one is the popular quote from Star Wars Luke,
I am your father.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Luke your father. Hey bo I'm your dad.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
So you daddy?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Heyboo, Hey Luky boo. So I guess I'm your dad.
Funny story.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's actually no, I am your father. It's not Luke,
I am your father.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's no, No, I am your father. I wonder if
some it just got lost, because if you wouldn't get
the reference, like if I was at a dinner party
and I was like, no, I am your father. Of
people be like what versus if you go Luke, I
am your father, Like you know who Luke is.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Right, like kind of like how we've ran into the
ground and popularized, oh the Harry Potter thing. There's a
lot of things that we changed from that. The original
Ron is not as intense as we're all making him
be like he was like, uh, you're He just says.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You're you Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
So we I believe that we may be like because
we're all artists and creatives, like maybe we you know,
embellished it a little bit. But another one that tripped
me up is from Snow White and Some Doors. The
evil queen is looking in the mirror and what is
she saying?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I think, without even looking at it, I think it's
me or Mayor on the wall, Mayor and Mayor on
the wall, on the.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Wall, Who's that's the fairest one of them all? She's
actually saying magic mirror on the wall, Magic mirror on
the wall.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
In the movie.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
In the movie, she says magic mirror on the wall.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Magic mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them
all Mayah Mayor.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
On the Wall, Magic Mirror on the Wall. Magic?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I just magic beer sounds better?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Are we like not interpreting things.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Mahor and Mihror on the Wall. I guess it's kind
of like when you would play telephone when you were
like in school, and like remember that game where like
one person on the end would say something that it
would just like get.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Lost in translation embellishes.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, but this is why I don't trust a damn
thing about nothing, because I'm like, we can barely get
magic Mirror on the Wall from snow White that was
made in nineteen thirty seven. How are we gonna write
the same accurately from whatever time and be like, Nope,
this is what God meant. You're like, you can't even
get mirror mirror right versus magic Mirror with the.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Book some honorable mentions Oscar Meyer. See I say Oscar
Meyer versus Oscar Mayor.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
It's Oscar Mayer though, right?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Is that how you say it?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I think it's renowned Oscar Byer.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
It's spelled with an M e y e r. Yeah,
we remember it as m e y e r, but
it's actually m A y e r.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
What was that song back in the time, Oscar Meyer,
I said, I'm.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I'm I think it. Yeah, a lot of this makes
a lot of sense now.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
They used to play that on back in the day,
so I would be like me and that time.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Anyways, the other one is Looney Tunes versus Looney Tunes.
People remember it being called Looney Tunes with T double
O N S, but it's actually t U E.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
But that's also just dumb because they didn't even an
E S. They didn't even sing on there. Well they
did a little bit, but it wasn't like, oh, it's
a musical show. I don't remember it being like particularly musical.
They did little.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Musical bits, but yeah, I don't I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Have to call it looney Tunes.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh, you're right because people despite the characters being cartoons, Yeah,
they had an opportunity there because they're cartoons too.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, exactly Looney Tunes. But maybe it became maybe maybe
there was maybe it was supposed to be musical.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What is the beginning song?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I don't know. I just had to Oscar Myrineo songs
in my head because it's an English too, right, like
my hot dog has the first name, it's oh O
S C. A R. My Bologna has a second name.
It's m E y E R. I think that's how
it went, right, Am I making it up? But it's
m A okay quick adhd sidebar. Do you remember that
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Kraft Cheese had this like blues song. It was like
I got the blues Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. It took
box blue and then they was like I put the
pedal to the metal, hurry on home, I got the blues.
That was anyways, the slice of cheese.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh, I can't wait to get that slize of cheese.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, I mean, God bless the nineties for the jingles.
That was the end of the jingle. That was the
end of the era.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
And I'm happy to have grown up in that era
because there's not creativity like that. There's not pure delusion
in silliness like that anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, next one, Yes, you can go ahead. Beyonce is
part of the Illuminati.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
That's your plane, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I don't know that. I believe that that's what people claim.
Some people eave the Beyonce is secretly a whitch or
part of the Illuminati, which is a secret society that
allegedly controls world events. This theory often focuses on her
use of o cult symbols, her success, and her influential
power in the music industry. Here's the thing. I don't
feel like you have to be part of like Illuminati
or like this like underground organization that's like, ooh secret.
(27:50):
I think we all know that the music industry and
the entertainment industry is already a fucked up organization. Like
it's just kind of like why add the extra twist
to it? No, no, no, we know that they're part
of this. We know it's fucked up, we know it's crazy.
What do you mean, like why the extra you.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Know, like a little racism, misogyny.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I think Beyonce to me, is a little bit different
because she has like her family, and she's always been
rooted in her family. You never saw her go crazy.
She was technically a child star, like you didn't didn't
see her go through a lot of things that a
lot of people did. So I don't necessarily want to
put like too much on like taking away from her
credit being like she's Illuminati. But to me, it's like
(28:33):
we all are a part of this, not us, but
like no, definitely not us. I'm not a part of Illuminati.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, if they asked me, I would I would say,
can I get a manual or something?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Or how much more? How much is the membership? And
this can we still brochure?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah? Can we see it brochure.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Why do you feel like thinking about Beyonces being a
Illuminati feels racist or misogynistic.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I think it's because some people can't fathom a woman,
especially a black woman, being so fucking talented that she's reaching,
you know, higher heights than anyone. Like if we're talking
about the symbols, I understand why people might associate like
demonic things or whatever, because people who are super religious
(29:21):
in that way can make anything out of anything, you know,
Like did you see at twenty seven seconds her eyes crossed?
It looked like she was like whatever, summoning and it's
like I sneezed, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I understand, like,
you know, when she was doing like the triangle hand thing,
but they're doing the rock nation thing, right, But what
is that? So I understand there's a little bit of like,
(29:44):
you know, okay, I'll give you that, But I think
she's so talented that, like I do think that she
uses her magic and her skill set to promote self love,
like when we were at her console at the Renaissance
tour her all of her songs on Renaissance are love
(30:05):
song to yourself. And if she's putting some subliminal shit
in it, so be it. You know what I'm saying.
We've all seen Josing the Pussycats, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(30:31):
I get it. But I've already subscribed to it. I'm
already in it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I feel like I'm in, like I love it. Like
I will say that one interesting thing that I thought
was just kind of like the artwork how it is.
It is very goddess like, like there is this like
goddess feel about watching her and then like seeing it,
which I'm not mad at because I'm just like, fuck it,
I need something to believe in at this point, like
and if it's Beyonce shit, then I'm fucking like I'm
(31:00):
down for it. So it was old Wendy William's clip
where she was like, Beyonce is literally the best artist
that has the greatest artist that has ever lived dead
or alive, hands down, and the audience was like, you know,
they agreed, and I kind of I'm gonna I'm gonna
say yeah, I agree with that. I think she is.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I agree she is.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay, Next one, Taylor Swift is a reptilian alien, Well,
I would love to. I would love to be reptilian.
We could scare I would love to be reptilian to
be honest, Like, did you see that Kim Kay's costume
this year was an alligator woman now buying an alligator woman?
And I literally saw the photo and I'm like, Oh,
she's playing into the whole reptilian thing. So I go
immediately go to the comments everyone signed about she's a reptilian.
(31:46):
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, She's a fucking reptilian. And I'm like,
so she's paying bills around here.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm not no comment on Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That is my one toxic trait. I would say, well,
maybe my second, but certainly I am like the Kardashs
will be my white noise sometimes, like I just put
it on the background and be like I just want
to stare at their faces and be like, how is this?
Which brings us to like our next conspiracy theory, which
is the Kardashians are secretly time travelers, And I'm like,
I don't know that they're time travelers.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I think they tried to time travel by getting procedures
and everything and rewinding the clock, which I mean, I
think they all look great. I think that's all I think.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah. For me, I'm just kind of like this kind
of goes hand in hand with what I believe was
just like the shifts of where I started to see
things early on, Like you know, I was talking about
ancient aliens being like the beginning of like conspiracy theories, right.
I also believe that there was a moment in time
in fashion, like in the early two thousands where opulence
(32:54):
was kind of back, like the gaudy gold chains. Yeah,
like the colorful, the big colors, like the eighties were
really back for a moment in the early two thousands
with a lot of the millennials and a lot of
people in their twenties. Right then Kim and Kanye came
out with that leisure where that was only in earth tones.
Like I just remember that it was like totally like
(33:16):
the opposite of what I felt like people were doing,
and it became kind of like the thing that people
just were suddenly wearing only earth tones right fast forward.
If you would have been like girl, I always say
this if you would have told me that a reality
star Kim Kardashian who became famous off of a sex
tape for better or for wher, She's done a lot
of amazing things since then, but that's how we knew
(33:37):
her back in the day, would be on the cover
of Vogue. My first question would be like, this, is
Anna Winter still alive? Yes? Or no? Oh? Anna Winter
put her on the cover twice. Okay. Then I'm like, okay,
because now you get to where we are now, where
you're like, oh, how does it make sense that the
man in office is a convicted felon has all these
things elected.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He's the elected president right now?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
You know what I mean? Because like also a reality star,
Like I really just feel like, I'm like, girl, this
is just all because.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
He cheated everything. People cheat, These people cheat.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I will say this one thing though, that I'm just like,
what timeline is this? Because I'm just like, whatever timeline
this is?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Remember I said before where I was like, I feel
like we just shifted into another one, like we shifted
into one you said in twenty sixteen. And by the way,
I remember that night, like everyone was like.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Aha, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
People were sabbing and crying, and then twenty twenty with
the pandemic, we shifted into another one. And then I
feel like we just shifted into another one.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I know. I'm just like, Lord, where is the timeline
where I am a pop star and very rich?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Just do it? Now, Just do it.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I can't really dance and breathe and sing at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
That's why people train.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Just do it. And now for our astrology section.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, so there's a lot of people who would definitely
categorize astrology zodiac as fake, as a conspiracy theory, and
especially when these astrologers go onto the internet and make
predictions right, And astrology at its core is the interpretation
(35:33):
of stars, so everybody has. And there's also, I want
to say, endless amount of ways and pathways to get
to an interpretation. Like for this presidency, people were looking
at Trump's and Kamala's moon. They were looking at their
moon and they saw that they were illuminated in different ways.
(35:57):
Some people were looking at Jupiter because we have like
the outer planets, right, which control us. Those outer planets
control the outer Like that's my favorite. When I see
you go.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Holding in a yawn, it have never to do anything
with what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
But I'm like it all the time.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
She's always like.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I do it too, where I'm like you swallow it.
The outer planets like you know, Jupiter, Pluto, Urinus, and
like all these giant planets right have to do with
our nation, have to do with like all the things
affecting us, like they're in rotation all that stuff. Same
(36:48):
thing with like how it affects our mars, your mars whatever.
So there's a lot of people who determined Kamala as
the winner, and everybody is attacking all these astrologers right
now as like you're fake your bias, your blah blah
blah blah. And what they're seeing is real though, But
there's also different ways and platforms to interpret on. So
(37:11):
are they reading from this dimension or are they reading
from another thing? Like how are these things manifesting? It's
like when you read from wholesizes chart or Cdeio or Vedic,
like you know, our science shift a little bit. So
I think that's that's my little like I'm reading you
have to say, no, that's that's my little thing. That
(37:35):
I just want to say about astrology is that it's
an interpretation, and I just don't like when people are
like people just want instant gratification, you know, they want
to know the answers right now, and like these people
are talented, like people who study astrology, so like, don't
call them fake or don't call them whatever. However, when
(37:55):
this information gets into the hands of people who are
not as educated or have not really studied or just
looking at one sign or whatever, people claim that, uh,
horoscopes are used to influence people's behavior subtly and can
be a little manipulative.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I think so too.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I think so too best way or in the worst way.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, you know, I feel I feel like with me,
like what horoscope and what zodiac could potentially do if
it was actually like seen as like a science, right,
like truly, like in the way that like people write reports,
they write like contrasting ideas they are debating. There is data,
there are there are a series of tests like control
(38:36):
tests per sign, all these different things. Like if we
treated the zodiac as a true, true, true science and
all the weight of it, right, I really think that
we could have something right because I do believe that
we live in a universe of zeros and ones. I'm
not even sure that I believe in free will to
be exact, to be honest with you, because I do
feel like we all live in the same patterns based
(38:58):
off of our trauma, based off of our brain, based
off of like whatever. Like it's a little bit easier
to be like I know that she's gonna he's gonna
she hear here. They are gonna use the same route
to drive home that they do every day. I know
that this person's going to order the same shrimp scampy
at the cheesecake factory they always do. There's certain habits, right,
So I wonder like if we got it down to
(39:19):
a science and we could be like, actually, we know
how people are going to vote in this thing, how
people are going to vote in the selection, like because
we're so easily like it's so easy to determine which
way they're gonna go. So that's my one thing, Like
I'm like, oh yeah, we really really really nailed it in.
I'm sure we could get something right. My only bone
to pick And this is why I think my little
(39:40):
Zodiac videos have been doing pretty okay on TikTok and
Zodiac is because I'm pushing back. Well, they've been doing well.
Like I've been pushing back on kind of like the
narrative of what people think signs actually are. Like you
know when people are like Virgos are perfectionists and bubblah,
I'm like, we are to like a certain extent like
those are. You know, we're going to be perfectionists in
(40:02):
some areas but not all areas. But if you want
to talk about perfectionism, talk to a Capricorn, right, maybe
even a Sagittarius, maybe even a Pisces, Like they're just
so in their heads, like they really care about things, right,
like if like for me. But you know, if you
talk to like a Leo, people think, oh, Leos like attention.
I don't really know a lot of Leo's that are
like as opulent as a Taurus is, Like Tauruses are
(40:24):
like bougie as fuck, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
So I'm like, yeah, do you agree in your virgo
experience that August and September virgos are different?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah? I mean yeah, you would say that about aries, right,
you know that, Like.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, I don't like those blanket statements that are like
aries are aggressive and arias are blah blah blah. It's
like and my aggression shows up differently in different ways.
And also it influences a lot with like what am
I being aggressive towards? Is it something that someone that
I love? Is it something that like is affecting my
(41:01):
other planets, my other houses. Like there's just so much
to unravel absolutely about it. And also astronomers and scientists
know that it's real. There's a theory that these scientists
and astronomers secretly believe in astrology and use it for
their own purposes but publicly dismiss it as a pseudoscience
to prevent general population from exploring it seriously. I believe
(41:24):
that also because it is a tool and you have
to get educated on it. Though. You can't just look
at something and say like, oh, that's what it is.
You have to really look at the degrees, you have
to like punch the numbers, you have to like really
really look into it. And I think that's why people
get uninterested, because it's really extensive.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
But that's what I wonder too, Like if it almost
sounds like we come with the coding right, like they
are codes like their planets and the placements and the
numbers and their codes, and I'm like, what if I
align my code with your code and can we see
how they're different and can we test it? And like
this code can kind of do this. This is what
we're thinking, Like there's something more, That's what I'm saying.
Like I feel like sometimes Zodiac feels like we have
(42:08):
the idea like we're there, but we're like not.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I think there's some things that we are not supposed
to know, Like that's just not in the plan of
whoever is controlling or manifesting these things. I also believe
that I don't really like to use astrology for everything
to make decisions. I like to like listen to it
as you know, little things and see what's up. But
then also, you know, do use my free will if
(42:36):
it exists or not?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Well, last conspiracy theory, Do you believe in free will?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, but I do believe that it's still influenced by
a higher power and a spirit. And my I feel
like when we are making decisions, like it's coming from
a place, rooted from somewhere, like it's not just random,
you know, it's always coming from some place. And it's
also like what is that.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, it's one of the things that I was watching
with Neil Tyson Degrassi He was debating another like astrophysicist
on like if free will is real, because there's a
lot of different things that you have to consider, like
your patterns and the way that things are, but also
just like accidents, like things that just kind of come
out of nowhere and happen, and then how do you
(43:22):
react to that, Like so like there's basically what they
came down to. It is that it's a mixture of both.
It's actually a little bit of this and a little
bit of that. It's a little bit of free will,
but it's a lot of bit of like destiny. Basically,
it is what it is. Woo, you are who you are,
and that.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Concludes the astrology portion. Well curls.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well, my, here we are on the other end of
this crazy election. Hopefully we have many years of prosperity
ahead of us.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
You know, we need to have fight in us. We
need to have fight in passion. And and also I
think a lot of the things, if I just want
to say one little thing too, is that a lot
of people are like just treat everyone with kindness, Let
everyone process the way they need to process. There's nothing
in my bone that wants to be kind to anyone.
(44:13):
Knowing that my rights might be taken away and the
rights of my friends and loved ones. That makes me
angry as fuck. Like, but I can see a world
where if we make people understand how serious it is,
it's not going to be through yelling and name calling,
and you know, I get it, But it's also like,
(44:34):
let people fucking grieve the way they need to grieve.
And I think we're just gonna have to have a
lot of like warrior ancestral spirit in us to get through.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, I agree also to it. I would invite people
who are like saying, like, what's the whatever whatever? I'm like,
I think even just looking at optics of those charts
that are coming out, like just even being like how
many like white men Latino men, and then how many
Black women voted a certain type of way? Like how
do you not go like shit, if that many black
(45:06):
women voted a certain type of way, they must be
onto something, do you know what I mean? Like, how
does that occur to you? Vibes Like, Okay, whatever, here
we go, let's see what's up. So anyways, guys, conspiracy theories,
whatever the hell's going on in this world?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
God love you, bending your love, thank you so much
for listening to another episode of the Super Secret Bestie
Club podcast. Curly How can I Find you? On social media?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
You can find me at the Curly v Show on
Instagram and TikTok. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Oh me? You can find me at Maya in the Moment,
m a ya in the Moment, anywhere where you scroll.
And this is all an illusion into this is all
conspiracy theory. We're not really here.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
This whole episode is big. We're not even here, We're
actually ai.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
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