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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let us take you back to a time twenty twelve
when YouTube ruled the world, the world, the world. Hey, guys,
welcome back to my channel today. We have a special
video for you that bia.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What do you huh? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's twenty twelve. This is YouTube, is it not? I'm
doing a tag?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is it how they did it back in the day?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Your day?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh in pre historic internet times.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Back in our day on.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
YouTube, we used to we used to have to beg
people to subscribe to us.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Whoa whoao uh, don't disrespect my lore like that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Kidding.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
My name is Curly and I'm Maya and welcome to
the Super Secret Prestie Cloud Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A super secret club where we talk about super secret things. Yeah,
like secrets that are super that's when it is.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
In each episode we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreace, men,
and of course favorite secrets. Get in here. Oh, man, guys,
I am I don't know what's happening to me today.
I feel like I'm I feel like my brain is
half here and half somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Welcome back to another episode on the Super Secret Bestie Club. Though,
glad to have you back.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Glad you're here, half of me is here. I just
watched this thing.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I was making breakfast earlier, or like cooking in This
woman in England was talking about how she was in
a garden when she was six years old and this
alien like came into her body and basically switched places
with her, and now she's a star child and she's
here to help heal the world because her original spirit
couldn't take it. And I just thought to myself, where
(01:51):
the hell is my alien? You know what, I can't
take it either.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Alien.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No that I think of it, I can't either.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I mean I was thinking, like this girl's complaining about
her life at like six years old, right, She's like,
there was in my garden. I thought, I'm just so
sensitive to insects in the life around me, and I'm like,
what about me. I'm paying these taxes, star Baby.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't want to pay these bills anymore, Star aliens.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Star children children, Indigo baby. Low key. Though.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I did see this thing where they were talking about
how they're starting to look at it less as an
abduct alien abductions and more like rescue missions. Whoa Like
they were like, if an alien abducts me, They're at
this point they're saving my ass, like just take me.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
At this point, you can't, you can't return me like
I'm yours, Like sorry, I'm gonna be like have you
guys seen Fridgerton? Wait wait wait waita season three? You
have the carriage scene. You're nasty. I can totally send
you some pollen smuts. That's all I've been reading. You
want me to Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Speaking of Netflix stuff, have you watched The Boyfriend on Netflix?
It's really cute. All we talked about this already. It's
really really really cute. Yeah, it's a gay Japanese dating
show and it is so fucking cute, Like I just
want to be just like their culture is just so beautiful.
Like at one point there's two guys and one guy
(03:19):
was like kind of upset about something and the other
one's like just laid down, like and he gets on
the keyboard and he starts like playing the piano, like
just gently, nothing too crazy, but just playing the piano,
and the guy laying down is like, are you making
this up as you go? And very much like so
elegantly he's like he never opens his eyes, he's just
playing the piano and he goes and it just like me,
(03:44):
it is so that is so sexy. Like me, I
would be like, yeah, of course I'm making this up
on the flat.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
What you think? Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I feel like but it's a song that I played
for all my hoes. Yeah, this is completely the original song.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I just found it so sexy that he'd never open.
He doesn't even go mm hmm, he just goes like
m And You're like.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's what musicians are dangerous to get involved with, because
I get blinded by their talent so much so sexy.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But you know, that's kind of like what's happening in
my life, in my world? How are you feeling today?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I'm feeling great because we're gonna take it back to
twenty twelve. Remember back in the day those tags there
was like the boyfriend tag. There was like different. Basically
you would ask your best friend like what's my bla
blah blah blah blah blah. So today we're doing the
best friend tag wholesome and cue, and we're gonna see
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how much we actually know about each other.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You know what my favorite tag was in early internet days,
it was like eggplant Tuesday or eggplant Thursdays or something
and everybody would just post pictures on Instagram of their prints.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I wasn't there for that one? I wasn't there for
that one. I was like what I was looking out
Joe Jonas's prince and only him get out?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Leave Ry now.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Question number one, what's your favorite memory of us together?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
My favorite memory of us together? Oh my god, we
have so many. We have so many. I think they
can range from like our trips. We took a lot
of trips together, Like sharing the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Is like, yeah, we shared a bathroom in.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
When we say in Mexico, and I remember, like we
both both of us like playing music while we're in
our rooms while we're.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Getting ready and da da da da.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
But I but usually when I'm sharing a room with somebody,
I only play mine, like in the bathroom, and I remember,
like you played yours like all throughout the room, right,
and I would be like, I would like to hear my.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Music, Spruce.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So that's your favorite memory of us or the thing
that I annoy you?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, But they can range from like that.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
They can range from like you know, getting on stage
for in front of us ship ton of people, like
for iHeart or when We did remember that one bank
thing that we had to do where we were all
on stage.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh well, yeah, that was weird, but it was kind
of cool because we had like like headset mics and
we had like lines and we we had to be like, yeah,
I think I think it was our favorite memory. Yeah,
there's a lot. I really liked writing the segues in.
We wrote segues in. Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, I don't have memories of me on a segwaey,
but I have memories of.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You on a segue and you had a crush on
like somebody and I was just riding around like leaving
you guys alone.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
He had a crush on me. He had a crush
on guys.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It was mutual. It was mutual.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
He was cute, he's asorable, and then he's like he
got married like shortly there.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Did to a man.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I think my favorite moments too are when we're at
like just different restaurants and we don't know who's flirting
with us. We when we had the mirror hers. I
also really loved uh after we saw The Little Mermaid,
the New Little Mermaid, and after we were like walking
from something happened in like the garage or something, or
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we were just singing, or we were just saying how
ridiculous something was. Just the all the moments where it's
like you have your big laugh and you throw your
head back, you throw your head back were I forgot
what it was.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It was because the Merman. That's how you know, when
I think it's like so funny, when I sound like
a fucking dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
All the hair the girl's hair was.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Because at the end of Little Mermaid, the mermaids come
out of the water and their hair is all like
fucking grows on their forehead and shit.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And I'm like, somebody gave this girl a pony, and
her pony did not look good if she had like
blonde hair.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, someone fucked her up. And I remember I was
just cracking up. I'm like, they did not need that scene.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Describe each other in one word.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
The first word that came to me was magical.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Why did I hear that word in my head too? Yes? Really,
yeah I did. I did. Oh, thank you. You want
to expand on that, sure, I.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Mean, yeah, magic. We kind of live in our own
little world of magical realism. I feel like our world
is not We're not really rooted in reality, and like
every other sentence from you is like, well, you know
I'm psychic.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I have one for you ready, Yeah, ethereal.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh I love that. Let's define ethereal.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Ethereal extremely delicate, well, yes and light in a way
that seems too perfect for this world.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Ah, just like I feel like your essence is like
you transcend through so many different layers of this world.
I'm about to cry, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Because I feel like that's you know, me, like the
best out of everyone, you know what I mean. Like,
and for you to use that word on me, I'm like, oh,
that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You know you could. I don't know, damn. It's like
we did.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
An episode of like this last week and I cried too.
It's like you don't expect these answers, you know, and
then when you hear it, you're kind of like, oh,
I think that you just kind of get some you
don't see yourself a lot of times, like you don't
get to witness yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
In this life.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
And I think that when somebody who knows you the
most uses a word like that, you're kind of just like, oh,
that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I just kind of parted it out, but yes, I
mean it. I mean it. But it's the first psecond word.
It's the first word in my psychic brain that came out.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
But I was like, I don't know what I'm going
with this. It sounds pretty not me crying. You're like,
I don't know what that word meant.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No, no, no, no no. I think because you transcend through
different like you know, I feel like you've been through
so many different eras of your life that a lot
of people get stuck in and a lot of people
don't come out of or don't come back from. And
the way that you do is like you're an ethereal
like being or creature that you're able to be like, no,
(10:53):
I'm not doing that now, I'm going over here like
you float.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I appreciate you and your magic because I think that
you move into way you do the same thing, like
you make things happen, you manifest things, and you invite
us to also be a part of that magic. It's
not like I'm doing this for me. You're very like,
that's not our story. We're not gonna be broke, We're
gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's not us.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Keep it going keep it moving, you know, and I
do magic? What and we also do magic too? What
do you think my biggest fear is?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh, I well, it's it's different because I was gonna
say ending up alone. But I don't think you fear
that at all. I think because it's like I think
we're both like you know what girl would have if
it happens, it happens, I don't. I don't think you have,
like I mean, maybe it's like not living up to
(11:49):
your own expectations, whether that's career or love or image.
I think that could be like irrational fear. I don't
know that. Oh heights, Maybe you don't like roller coasters?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh yeah, I guess that's an interesting thing too, because
remember it used to be I still don't fuck with oceans,
like the ocean conscious decisions to be like like when
I'm at the beach, I'm just thinking about like, okay,
well we did it, And I'm constantly watching the way
did you see on TikTok by the way that parts
of Palace very Days are is sinking where it's like
(12:29):
in it's like uh down south, like near San Pago.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's like it's like a beach front scene.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Like it's like really expensive, like parts of the I guess,
like they're losing a foot, like the coast is changing,
like they're losing a foot a week of coasts basically,
and it's like on TikTok, They're just like I'll send
it to you. But I'm like, my my most irrational fear,
my spiritual fear, i'd say, is like being broke, and
(12:58):
then my most irrational but then my like phobia is
waves like tidal waves and tsunamis and water and stuff
like that.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Like I I.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Don't think you know my my irrational fear. It's it's
I'm I may have like told you in passing, but
it's become more of a thing lately.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Hm hmmm. I feel like your like spiritual fear is like.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Maybe not having your family with you or like not
not like.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm dying my family dying, yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh yeah no, Like.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I meant like not having like your famili's like blessings
or their love or like that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I think that's one of your biggest fears.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I don't I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Try, Okay, give me a hit.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Has to do with like uh, theme park rides.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh, I don't think I know that then, like heights.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Like speed animatronics, Oh, animatronics like yeah, in a world
the bullshit you're afraid of a robot like no, like uh?
And haunted houses like like where you go through you
walk through haunted houses like like.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I love those mazes like Queen Mary, I.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Can't do it, like I like recently went on like
I'll do the story all of the story book rides
on uh at Disneyland, but I will close my eyes
because I do not like big things towering over me
and moving things that have no life to them and
(14:38):
loud things.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
So crazy because you you literally yes, when we were
talking to me and Gadia, you me and Gudia, you
were like we should we should start ghost hunting again.
I was like, for for who I'm the ghost hunter.
You will go into the you will go into the
hanted houses. You're scared, and Gaudia won't let the.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No no, no, no, no no. Those haunted houses are different.
I'm talking about the mazes like at like Halloween horror Nights.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You're the type of person that I get kind of
like mad about though when I go into those haunted
mazes because your eyes are closed and you're digging your
claws into my arms.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, well, who brought me there?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Scaring me more? You're scaring me more than the people
who are actually there to scare me.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
And there was this one time I went to not
Scary Farm, drove so far out there and my friends
were so excited. I went through one maze and the
entire time my like, my reaction was to sing I
have nothing by Whitney Houston screaming it, and yeah, I'd
(15:37):
be like, shit, I've digg me for what? Yeah, like
I just can't. I can't. I won't let myself do it.
And then I left. I left.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
When I was in the what I believed to be
an actually unactual haunted house with Joyce in San Jose, Areo,
I kept hearing like noises and I started singing like.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Wouldn't she pees my portion?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
What is my biggest pet peeve?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Damn? That one's kind of what's your biggest pet peeve?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Something you see me get annoyed at.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I think people who are reckless with their words, or
people who are reckless with like their opinion on things
that are very like what like I think if somebody
is making homophobic or transphobic or fat phobic or like
racist remarks.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I think you have zero tolerance for.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That, like immediate like nope, I don't like it, Like
I'm out, Like that's it like that. I think that's
a huge Maybe that's not like a pet peeve. That's
like a big dick. But I think that you have
zero tolerance for that, Like, which is great, I have
that too.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Correct Or what would be like a pet peeve?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
What would be something that's like, yeah, pet peeves are
like like I feel like yours would be. You don't
like sometimes when people are.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Late or I'm getting better or.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Inconsiderate about it, I'm getting better. Back then, at Buzzdate
used to used to have a little bit of a
pet peeve when we used to show up in like
gym clothes or like we used to not care about
how we dressed. Why though, I don't know because at
Leisure was popular at the time.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I used to get mad when people at BuzzFeed would
be like or when the team would show up like
not dressed, because I would be like, Hey, can you
guys be in my video?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Can I use you for a scene?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Can I record you guys would be like, no, we're
not camera ready, and I'd be like, where do you
guys be? No?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
No, no, no, no no no. If you were if we
knew that, if I knew that you were shooting a
video tomorrow and you need this in a video, then
I would I would dress up.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yes, you guys would get dressed. You guys would get dressed.
But it wasn't like I would get annoyed that nobody
was like that. And it's harder for girls, so it's
harder to say.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That, why is no one read?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yes, I would be like, come on, like, we literally
record on our desk, like, but I can't record you guys,
And I can't do this.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Because I but I don't remember that second thing being
attached to the first thing though.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, that would be my thing. I would be like,
oh my god, why is nobody ever no road.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
But small pet peeve? Yeah, like I think it. Oh uh,
when you get hot you just said this recently.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
When it gets hot, I get so panicky. Yeah, I
get so like like in a room.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah, not being able to breathe like makes you know,
people panic, And I don't breathe that well in heat
and I already don't breathe that well anyways, Like you
guys just saw me shoot up this like affron into
my nose for like twenty five minutes right now.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Can you name all of my exes?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Are we doing exes from the beginning of time.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Tailors all this time from since you've known me? Yeah,
I name my exes.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You have your your aries tall aries, and then are
we yeah? And then I'm also going to like situationships
ish No, yeah, I'm just gonna say that. And then
you had your little BuzzFeed romance.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
That's way to it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Then you had the guy who didn't know what the
fuck he wanted and should have left you the fuck alone.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And then you had the guy who should have left
you the fuck alone. And then the guy who should
have left you alone. Then the guy who should have
left you alone.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I'm just kidding im.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Okay, no, for real, the guy who should have left
you alone, who wanted to watch like drag race with me,
and I was like, how fucking know, I'd rather slice
my throat. And then there was the one after, which
was the one that was just uh not derogatory, respectfully,
(20:04):
just not it not.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It Yeah, great, for someone else. All these people, yeah,
not for me, okay, yours. I feel like I don't
retain names that well and I tend to like bleed
different stories in together. But let's start with I called
him yesterday.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I called him we can do situationships too, Okay, I
called him Bootleg Jojonas. Yeah, I remember that you got
really depressed over as a kid and broke your heart
and was a hard time for you.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Then there was somebody I don't remember that the one
before him, I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
He was a childhood or childhood best friend turned into.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Oh yeah, I don't think I've stored him. Yeah, I
haven't stored.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
These are guys that I've like, how I've stored them,
and who I've stored that guy, Bootleg Jojonas, something like
Tulu Tallula Tofu Tafula. I'm not gonna say exactly what
it is, but it's like a noise like that. Then
(21:19):
there was another one that like was like a graffiti artist.
I think graffiti artists blending them.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
You're blending them, right, Yeah, it's not an artist.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
By the way, the sha is fucking like, you can't
show me like what you and it wasn't he it was.
He was not even a legit graffiti artist. He just
would tag certain shit and it just was not cute.
You're coming from a from someone the daughter of artists, like,
you can't just show me anyway? Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Then it was uh, before that thought, there was somebody
who we lovingly referred to as no.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Famous frog character not your hair. She just left so
hard her like headphones flew off.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I felt like it goes just pulled my hair back
lovingly as in very much lovingly so as in not derogatory,
as in with all the love and peace and love
and respect in the world.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yes, and then I see, I feel like there was
two that I'm mixing in together. One of them that
was like trying to get your pregnant.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Is not the same as the graffiti artists. No, see,
those two exist in my head as the same person
because they were around the same time.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
No, not around the same time, but like one to
the other. Yes, either way is.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
The hand receptionist guy.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
And then what about after what about after them? We're
talking situationship crushes?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh yeah, crushes, but you know crushes.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I don't talk to them anymore.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Well, I mean I don't even want to give that
person the airtime. But I think it's like somebody that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Which one are you thinking of? The the Gemini or
the Virgo?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I think Virgo?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh the Virgo.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah. Anyways, boo boo, Okay, what is one thing that
I always say?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh uh in what scenario?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Like, give me a scenario, any scenario? Like, what's something
that I always say, Like.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You used to say back in the day, Hey bibbe.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Hey bibbittle.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Or babes, bab babes.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I still say babes, hey babes. I feel like mine
are like what are you? What are yours? I feel
like we should have.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
This. I'm like, do you not remember anything that I
say or do.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well with you?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
You say yesterday I told you were like yeah, it's
like you put me on mute in your brain. I'm like,
it's not bad, It's just that you literally have like
a whole ass different thing that you want to stay
or start saying like every week, like literally two days.
She's like, I was watching I was watching Love Island
(24:35):
and there's this girl who has this like fun accent,
and she talks like this and she talks has like
we accent. Well also I think I'm gonna practice it.
And I watched it watching it on TV, and I
was like that, I'm gonna learn that. I'm gonna learn
that accent. And I'm like, if you were if you rewind,
like there was a time where she was only doing
like a Cockney accent, and then before that it was
(24:56):
like only like an Australian accent, and then before that
it was like.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Correction is Manchester, Manchester, Manchester?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Then you were like somebody like it was any you know,
what are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, what are you doing? So it's always something news.
It's not like me where I'm like I sing the
same songs op and over again, I say the same line.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, you have the same quotes.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
If you if you, yeah, I do do that. You
know what I do do a lot though that people
I didn't know that. People point out A lot is
when I'm talking and you're telling a story, I.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Go, I go, hmmm, like I do that a lot,
Like I don't mean.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Right right, you're so raw?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah right yeah right right, but I do go like.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I know, I do change my stuff a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I feel like there's one thing that I say a
lot though It is.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
What it is.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I think you say, like money loves me, I love
what do you say? I think you say that, And
I think you say, that's not my.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Story, that's not my reality.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
That's not my reality. Yeah, I think you say that
a lot too. But I feel like in terms of
like your vocal stems, like it's a lot of shows,
like you kind of go into like a character from
shows that you're watching.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I just go into a psychosis every time. I'm just
going into a very alarming psychosis.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, and we're just laughing because hilarious.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I've been like a coma. Anyway. What's your best friend's
hidden talent? I think you're hidden talent. This is what
I've said, This is what I wanted to say. We
were interviewing for something and they asked, like, what's your
best friend's special talent. Curly is so great at finding
the most ancient, like prehistoric looking ceramics and like accessories
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decor that he has for his house. It looks like
it came from a cave in Egypt where there's this
mystical spiritual healer that's like you are the chosen one.
Come here, here's a token. Put this on your in
your shelf and it's like, how much is it? Oh,
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it's five hundred dollars here you go, Yeah, like you're
your hidden talent is is? I mean? Which I don't
think is hidden? You are a great interior designer.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, I have like my like stes that I like,
like my place by the way, I made from like
a Latina who lives in like to paying a canyon
and they're called earthen element and they're all handmade.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
And they do look like they are beautiful. Yeah, they're beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
They are a little pricey though, but yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You're a curator. You're hiding talent is being a curator?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Do you think my place looks like every time people
come over, they think it looks like a church. Like
my cousin came over. I told you this already. My
cousin was like, it feels like a church in here.
She laughs because she says that it feels like in
a few years they'll be able to go. There was
an influenza who lived in this apartment and these were
his plates and this is where he slept, and everything's
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like row.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
And you're still there, but you're like you have like
a beard, long, long, hair.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Imagine what do I think one of your head and
talents are huh.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Something that nobody would know, like only only like bestie things.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, I'm trying to think what could be your head
and talent because I feel like you're pretty open with
all your talents, Like you can sing, you can make voices,
you act really well. You oh, maybe that you draw,
Like I don't think that you even give yourself enough
credit that you can. Like I've seen you doodle like
you're actually doodle like and your doodles are good, like
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they're not like do you know what I mean? Like
you don't give yourself credit because you have a style
with the way that you doodle, and I think that
you don't give People don't know that about you. And
when you talk about it, you're like, I can't really draw.
I'm not really artistic. And I'm like, yeah, you are,
like you really, it's you.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Know what, I have a big complex being like my
parents are artists, like they are. My entire house is
just their art. I'm a part of their art like
art art. Oh.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, Like the.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Truth about being an artist is it's your style. It's
not about how good or how whatever.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I know my mom would say this all the time.
She'd be like, stop because I Whenever I would want
to draw, I would be like, I don't want to
do this anymore. And she's like why, and I'm like,
because I messed up, like I don't want Like That's
where I get into perfectionist mode, where I'm like, this
is so shitty, like whereas when my parents have studied
and practiced and you know, made their art really great
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by practicing, And I'm like, the I just don't like
to do things if I'm not good at it the
first time I try it.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, I'm the same way too, Like I'm the same way.
Not interesting to me, it's different.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Because it's not. It's like what makes it good is relative? Right?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Okay, So both of us have an obsession with why
we're single, and we're trying to find love. And I
wanted to ask you today a very serious question and
answer it one hundred If you had to pick one
reason for why you think I'm single, what would it be?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Wow? She crossed.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
She just crossed her arms. She sat back in her
chair and took a deep breath.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I think, with all the love and respect in the world, right,
what I notice is like you are looking for that
like spark in the beginning, or you're looking for that
sexual chemistry in the beginning, or the stuff in the beginning,
and you don't allow things to like grow with one person.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, And I feel like.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I feel like you get a little picky sometimes and
then you get depressed and sad, and then you stop,
and then you go back out there again, and then
the cycle starts all over again.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
So you think because I thought it's too many burger patties.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
On, I think you have too many burger patties on
the stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, I mean, uh huh, But what if I'm yeah, okay,
well that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
But you're still you're dating and stuff. But it feels
like the reason for certain things not pursuing is because
you're like one tiny, little microscopic thing. Yeah, the tiniest ick,
and you're done.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
What's my ick? What's an ick that you think was
was tiny?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I don't know, but it's always something tiny that I'm like,
what if that's something you can work out later?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Posh posture, Yes, posture, And I've posture to pick one.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Thing about why I think you're I'm not done.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
If I had to pick one thing, it would be
that you don't need the house.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Thing thing a.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Bing ping ping ping ping ping, ping, ping, ping, ping,
ping ping ping.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
P Yeah, leave your goddamn house and then maybe you'll
find someone.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
But it's fun here, go out, you know, get dulled up.
I think that's the you know that I do.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You know, I've told you like every like I told
you the other day, like boy activity, and then what happened.
It's these boys are fucking up. That's what it is.
What happens.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I feel like every time you do not try it's
like work related. Oh I'm here because it's work related,
or you go out because you go see your family,
or you're going to go to the It's never like.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
No, I'm going to go out. I've done those two
to two things.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Remember when was the last time you went to one.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I've been traveling. I've been traveling.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I would put myself out there.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Uh huh. And you hang out with too many gay
guys anyways.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Blame blame us, it's our fault.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Will they leave me alone, stop being obsessed with me?
Then I can't help it if you guys are obsessed.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
With me, Like did you hear my wheeze like fucking
dinosaur wheeze?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Okay, next question, last one, you guys, dude.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Okay, So last question before the zodiac section is what
do you think my type is in terms of guys
is that I date?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And who do you wish that I would get with?
What type of guy do you wish that I would
get with?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Your type is? I'm gonna just jump right in there
a bit waiting for this one. Your type is tall
emphasis on Harry, capital capital h capital all letters Harry,
maybe a little bit of a banza. Somebody who has
a season whatever pass to Dodgers games and drives a big,
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big truck can pick you up and throw you around,
but also uh make you feel like a man, but
also make you feel like the little lady that you are.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, you know me exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's and also someone's who's who's a little goofy too,
and who's not afraid to be goofy like a.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Nerd a nerd guys, Yeah you don't, guys.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I love goofy guys. I love a goofy guy.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I love goofy guys.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You have a goofy guy. I like you.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I feel like for you, I'll go, I'll do the
first half. I feel like for you, your type is
like nerdy. I think you like nerdy guys. I think
you like guys that can be I think maybe a
little awkward, like they're not like. I don't think you
go for the guy who walks in who has like
the swag. I think you want like the guy who's
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like a little off, Like you kind of want the
guy who might be the hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
You know, like kind of like.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Shadows, too afraid to hold eye contact, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, exactly exactly, like, but he's still kind of cool,
and he makes jokes underneath his breath, and the jokes are.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Like almost like just for you, you know.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
And he might be artistic, he might be like a
little bit of a battie. But I think that you
also like somebody who might be into like video games,
might be into like things that have like, uh a
large followings, like what do like like what do they
call it when things have like, uh, like cults that follow.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Them, like a cult following.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yeah, like things that have like you know, like like
like sims or something, or like people who really love
a certain video game.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Like Okay, I feel like.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
You, but I also feel like you like musicians. I
think you like guys that make music. I think that
you like guys that yeah and express themselves in that way.
I don't. I don't think that I've ever seen you
go for a guy though that was like had it
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all together?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Oh my god, what does that mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
I mean, I'm thinking about it right now, and I
feel like I've never heard you say.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Like this guy has he's got his ship together, he
has a good job.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Somehow makes me feel like shit for having my shit together.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Oh my god, you're so right?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, yeah down, Yeah, fuck you guys, Yeah, fuck you guys.
I think in terms of like who I would want
to see you with. I always tell you that I
would love to see you with like a big Mexican dude,
like who's artsy nerdy, who's fun? And by big, I
mean like tall, like a big, tall Mexican dude. I
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want him to take you to the Dodger games.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
I want you to be down to go. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
I want him to take you to like different shows.
I want him to treat you. I want him to
treat you like a little lady, you know, because I
feel like that's kind of maybe something.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
That I've never I've never felt like a little lady,
and with anyone I've ever dated, I've always felt like
a just giant Amazonian woman who is intimidating.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah see, And I think that it would be really
nice for you to get with somebody who makes you
feel like the little laite, you know, someone who can
handle you and be like, hey, you're being a brat,
sit down, like you know, and I love that.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Wait, guys, somebody that I'm being a brat. I'm like,
oh my god, that's so sexy because.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I don't I guess.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Okay, what do you think? What do you wish for me?
Or who do you think that I should get with.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I want somebody who is very secure with themselves, because
I've seen a lot of people that you have dated
who are insecure with their place in life and with
their personality, and they will project onto you and same thing,
like I said, will make me feel bad for my
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world or make you feel bad for like wanting to
wear like big gold jewelry one day and then the
next day wanting to wear no shirt or the next
day you wanted to just wear a hoodie, Like I
want someone to celebrate, not accept but celebrate and like yeah,
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make you kind of like a trophy wife, but also
knowing that like this isn't someone I'm showing off. This
is someone I'm nurturing and nourishing and celebrating and putting
more fucking fuel into the flame into the fire of
love and consistently like I know, this is where I
feel like crying a little bit hot because they're like
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where are they?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, where are they?
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Also too, that read for me is also like I
also need to take guys to have their shit together too, So.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I mean yeah, and I think, I mean, I think
we get like we come from a space where we
didn't we didn't have it. I mean, I feel like
having it all together is kind of like feeling a
little elitist of like what define what is all together?
I think what we have all together is like we
know what the fuck we want, we go for it,
like you know, and and like because of that, we're
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I've gotten I have this apartment that I love, You
have this apartment that you love, You have the car
that you love, like all these material things are like,
you know, not necessarily something that is like a badge
of honor, but it kind of is. But that just
shows me that like they they want more in their life.
You know, I want them to pick you up in
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a fucking whatever car is cool, you know, like I
want them to make you feel like I want them
to make you feel like you're the.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Girl in the book, take me to a Dodger game
ship pick me up.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, Like I want I want them to make you
feel like, oh my gosh, like I I like to
feel safe with Like I want them to be intuitive
in that way where they know, you know, every day
is going to be different, you know, and and that's
like something that's beautiful that every days an adventure and
like you know, and to give I need them to
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give you adventure.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Everything's gonna be your ma'd be things gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I love adventures, adventure and creativity in the bedroom too.
Oh my god, I was gonna be safe and safety.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
A big old d.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
And now for the astrology section. Okay, if you could
be any other sign who wrote this, you wrote this.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
You wrote you were like, what stereotypes do you fulfill?
About your sign.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah, I guess they're good questions. Okay, if you could
be any other sign, what would you be? I'm asking
you this.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Damn, I would be a Virgo. I'd be a virgo
just to like see what's up.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
You know.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
I wouldn't trade being a Virgo for anything, like I
love being a Virgo like I do. Maybe I would
try being like you have to pick one sage No, Capricorno,
Taurus no.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Maybe quarious. I would be the curious Scorpio. Oh, couriers
would be fun.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, I want to be I want to be like,
fuck you guys, don't care about authority. I'm an alien.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
So the next question is what stereotypes do you think
your best actually fulfills? So I feel like you have
the aris anger.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I think you have the aries immediately.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, I think you can aries get you know, kind
of like protective and really like loyal and ship down.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah loyal. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
I would also say passionate, emotional, emotional to me is
not a disp by the way, like I love I'm
an emotional person and I love emotions. I would also
say that you are a trailblazer in a lot of ways.
You test out a lot of things aries tend to be.
I always say that I imagine them in fields of wheat,
you know, being the much up there that just like
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chops things down. And I feel like that's you. Wow,
what SEO types do you think I fulfill in?
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Virgo? I don't think you do? You do?
Speaker 3 (43:11):
You do?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
You do?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
You have a processing system that you can see it
like you're doing it right now, you see it on
your face. It's going.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I start licking my snaggle tooth and then I just
start thinking.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
You are very particular about certain things, like esthetics, the
people you surround yourself with. That's not like for aesthetics
are for like you know, materialistic or whatever vain reasons.
It's like you're very particular and who you surround yourself
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with because you hold yourself to a certain stand It's
the standards too. It's the way you sometimes will talk
down to yourself. Because that's why I say, why do
I care the unhealed virgos? Like, why do I care?
But Virgo likes me or not? When they don't even
like themselves.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Oh, I love that so much. I think that also
a place to gay people to going full circle to
West Hollywood, talk and being like why do I care
about guys and what guys and West Hollywood think about
me when they don't even like themselves.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
And I think it's that, like that trait that you
have that I feel like you've been working on a lot,
is not being so hard on yourself. And I think
that maybe your scripio placements have helped you a little
bit to smooth it out and be like it is
what it is, like, this is, this is just who
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I am. But I think as far as like the
Virgo Virgo traits, yeah, you dress like a Virgo, you
talk like a virgo Virgos talk, I think it's a
it's the way you package your sentences. Me, I just
say whatever, and I don't know when, I don't know
how I'm gonna end the sentence.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Oh yeah, I can kind of see where I'm gonna
end it. And if I can't see it, I'm like
something's wrong with me. Well, and that concludes the astrology section. Maya,
this has been very interesting. We've learned a lot about
ourselves and each other through each other. They say that
the best sorts of relationships are those that act as
mirrors to one another, so that we can continue to
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grow and thrive and eventually become our favorite versions of ourselves.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Maya, how do you plead as well?
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Maybe life.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Before we part?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
So much of me is making you'll be with me
like a hand bring to my heart?
Speaker 2 (45:55):
No whatever, Sorry, I feel like.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
My being my friend.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I think I'm treated like an alphaba. I'm kay. Where
can people find you?
Speaker 1 (46:13):
You can find me at my in the Moments, m
A y a in the Moments. Wherever you scroll what
about you?
Speaker 3 (46:19):
You can find me at the Curly v Show on
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