Club 520 - Jeff Teague's CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: Ben Simmons fishing, WORST X-mas gifts, present exchange - The Volume

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Speaker 1 (02:17):
Be here.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
By the time that people see this, Christmas will either
be great or it's all bad, man, But they're gonna
blame you either way. Man, how you feeling with the lame?
He's a white man, Mary, motherfucking Christmas, Merry Christmas, goddamn
it for sure, man, this is the Christmas special man.
Hopefully when y'all see this, y'all having a good time
and join the holidays whatever you choose to celebrate with
your family of loved Once for show got the game
with me as usual. To my left, we got my
dog Bishop be hearing out the pearles.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
How you are nasty?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I guess I'm okay, okay, that's the last sweater on.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, I'm I'm a.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Team player Christmas because it's parlay so Christmas for show.
I've been over here tugging on this motherfucker fause.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Please please, what's a different.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Tell lift fuck y don't want to see that. That's
a different to you are absolutely correct. We did not
want to see that. That give a positive think. It's
too nasty trying to go to after that. You know what,
I ain't put one two together tea. My boy got
the black naty with the gris he really about to

(03:20):
to you know.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
What I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
People over at stock X you know what I mean. Yeah,
this is where these came from. Man bust the plug.
You know they verified man double soul is not the
bonus for sure, definitely right.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
My dog young not young tigre.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You what I guess. I got a basketball Christmas sweater.
You got the dunking on the l B. Baby looking
on dunking on the I don't know he's looking on
the right there and I don't know whoever made these sweaters.
We appreciate you know how you got that cheap sweater.

(03:57):
That's what they just put up on it. And I
think he said he talking about he left his ship.
It was on purpose. He tried that before to say hey, no, no,
see I had a beautiful cowboy. You know I'm saying,
but you know what I'm saying, I was working late. Man,
he should just got a deck fresh Scott Church put
ship ship ugly over. It's gonna be my last word.

(04:21):
Get all fright.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Listen, man, this is the Christmas episode.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Man.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Shout out to the wonderful people who make Club five
twenty exactly what it is. Man, production team, everybody on
it off camp. We showed us to love day. Man
had a healthy year. Man, We're gonna bless everybody man
Christmas momuses, God damnit shouts to everybody working hard. Man,
We're gonna show some love first first man, Rookie of
the Year. Man, This boy work all the time. We
don't know if he go home or not. We don't
know if he has a home, but we know he's

(04:46):
gonna be at his damn studio doing his motherfucking job.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Man. Make sure it's my dog man, it's the fine Castle,
a young mouth building. I thin't even got a haircut
for a special, he said, he's making his debut. What's
it's going on? All rights? First man, Marry Christmas, my boy.

(05:10):

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Facts, facts, fact. Shout out to my nephew. That's your
new life.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Man. How you how you loving this space? You in man?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Now you on the camera?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Now? How you like that? It's fun? I'm loving it.
Streaming yeah, yeah, okay with the which guy? For sure?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Can they catch you on on the streaming platforms. Streaming
on Twitch and TikTok, your club twenty podcasts, the talk
about you're streaming live on TikTok. Oh my god, you're
doing that all Malcolm. We don't got nothing to live
on TikTok sounds wicked.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Who is somebody you want to have come on the stream?

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Man?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
We got the platform. Yeah, the name out there, the name.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I I V's on there. We'll make it happen. Okay,
we're gonna try to get the India love damn you.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Shoot for the shoot for the shoot for the Yeah,
shoot for the scot Let's let's talk you well, my boy, talking.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
You know you got let's start in blooming in your
whole firm, working with us against Tell what the mo
before you go, no sunset.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Perspective. Okay, out to the same show. Listen, We appreciate
you now. You've been working your ass off this year
going crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Man.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
We've got another gift for you as well. Man, you've
been working hard. Brother, for sure, we got another gift
from my boy. Man.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, oh, man, smilling the ear. Can you open it? Please? Please? Please?
Op you gal?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, let me shoe what hell you got?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I love nigg it on my rip that motherfucker up right,
you know you got grip it out the plastic. Okay,
triple stripes in the building we got, my boy. Oh,
turn me up. Shout to adas man, you got all

(07:19):
black bus down, black Man. Shout to the good people
at stock. They don't know you know what I mean.
Let him know what them are man, black jelly fish,
you deserve SNG family. Shout my boy. Shout to my
boy mouth man, big things for you in the future.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Keep killing it, my boy, for sure. I ain't gonna lie,
boy and streaming arrows. Yeah, he putting it, he put it,
Oh for sure, Man, keep my own mouth. Man, No
nigga stay long. They start trying other ship to keep
keep it going, keep trying to chase it out. They

(07:59):
say it's not a gate way drug in his career.
He just stayed up his whole life.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Then, not just the baby that's thererible respect. Respect. Let's
just keep this, Let's keep the good time problem. Let's
keep the gifts going because we know we got our
other co hosts. Man our morning show.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
He come on, man, but see at the end of
the year, for sure he got hello gifts and hello
stuff coming to his wife to the show.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Little mom.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Maning on, Man moved off. Uncle Gucci in the building,
Uncle living Uncle, understand that.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Man. Year bron is my boy, appreciate your work this year.
I want to get money. Boy.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Move you don't got no body no sorry to move.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Hey, listen backcourt connection going crazy this year, man, I've
been dominating.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
It's a fact, bro. What's that feeling like? Many'll y'all
started off, you know, figured it out. I'll get to
a point y'alling breaking through that. Everybody is tapped in
right now, especially in the ones community. What's that feeling like, bro?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
It is feeling good, Bro, we're just getting started. You know.
I came up on that ship on accident with y'all
just talking crazy. So we're here now.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
We're about to lock it in man, one on one
space bro, try and take it to the Max Ship show.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
That's a fact. And we ain't gonna lie man that
that end of the table over there, excuse me, couch
in the morning show. That's a filthy duo. That's my
niggabably at least once, at least for the wrong reason.
It'd be funny because you don't be about you. Two

(09:42):
niggas are laughing. They just get all bad. That's him.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
We got another gift for me too, though. Yeah, turn
me up. You know you're going it's my boy. Been
working hard this year, brother, you deserve it. You can't
open it up and so everybody can see it because
it's just special for you.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You know, this is a you know what I mean
for you, man, the crib appreciate you right now. I'm
just saying, you know, don't disrespect us. Shout out to
y'all show I go ahead. Yeah, I don't see no

(10:21):
note kill. I don't see no note. Ain't no note
they lied. Yeah for the game, we smiling it out here.
It's hard. Everybody, get you jelly fishes rocking with us.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You're gonna get out here. We're gonna make sure you're
part of the team forever you feel for sure, for
sure in the morning show. Come with that fro brother
just for life. Man. We yeah, appreciate when y'all get
back to work. Man, we know y'all got a pod
to shoot. We appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Man, my dog.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Make sure y'all tap in the backcourt connection.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Come on, were locked in for shure? Yeah, man, Santa clause,
be here? Who we got next?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Man?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Who over there? Man? What we got bored? Containing? Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You got a game? We got somewhere in the building
and the fun starts. Now, let's get to it. Man,
freaky a show on Earth. We're still trying to get
Uncle Luke. Uncle the ladies. We want Uncle Luke for
the show.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Real origin. I'm happy to say origin. Hm. Shout out
to Barbie, shout she wants to do. Who's pulling up first?
No matter? All right, Tina pull up? Come on, come on, yep.
Shout out to Contina, the newest member up, Tina five

(11:38):
to twenty.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, you like a alumlow key on nine shows, but
some of them didn't work hopefully this knife one, so
so what we consider her she's an o G Yeah
she is. Yeah, it's from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Twenty ten, back when y'all were at the crib. That's
a fact. The episode that didn't come out then a
couple of days, thank god, one of them. I'm so
glad that was.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
Canceled.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Well, you know what I'm saying. We appreciate you showing up.
How you feeling, you know what I'm saying. Back in
the fall, how's it going?

Speaker 7 (12:17):
I feel so good. It's so nice to see y'all
doing all this and got all these staff on deck.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's nice.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
It's really nice to see.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
What was it like like getting back and being like
on the camera again because you had to go for
a one.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Yeah, I had to get drunk the first one. Yeah,
I had to get drunk a little bit and get
back comfortable. Now I feel like I'm a little bit
in the groove a little bit more. But yeah, in
the beginning it was a little uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
So now you can do it. Sob not quiet, I
mean I need love.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
Yeah, we're gonna always we got Barbie. We're gonna always.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Stay after after the show footage Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, it was oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
About not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I have you know how malk wrap up my parties. Yeah,
we're gonna have him do that for Patreon just a
quick little thirty second because they were they was in
Georgia Street acting.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
The full Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
I looked at Mark. I said, it looked like we
off some roofies or something.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
And mind you, they went to the club at ten
and left at.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Three, so opening the whole time. Crazy, they out of
the pocket. I respect that I had a good time. Man.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Were glad to have part of the team like they
had a show going. Seemed like the fans are engaged,
Yeah with it. What's the guest that y'all want to have?
Mm hmmm, say a name so we can get on it.
He said, that is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I really want to get Uncle Luke on here.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
What yeah?

Speaker 7 (13:58):
They Yeah, that would be cool, Okay, that would be late.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Okay, So your guess though.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Mm hmm, I think I should be trading too on
the low.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
All O see division and we got to get my
girl poor minds on her shot shot to Lexbian trade
man for show listen. We appreciate you. Keep killing it,
keep showing up to work. Man, We appreciate you. Game.
Merry Christmas for.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Sure, Thank you y'all. Merry Christmas, guys.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Put show all right, Come on, Barbie, come on down.
Been working hard this year. Kids. We almost got your
trip to Mexico with the van. Mexico is gonna be
in the box.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
I'm going to Mexico for my birthday. So y'all can
just cash. No, I will driving. I'm tired spot twenty somewhere.
I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
No more. You can do that. Ain't funny that that's
a little blessing now.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
But I'll be back here looking for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Whoa when your birthday? Thirty first birthday coming around the corner. Yeah,
we're going to raise it right here once a year.
I'm sorry, y'all won this year.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
This is what's up. I gotta raise that was already
old to remember. Y'all had that meeting y'all was talking
about I was getting Nicholas and downs.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, yeah, what I ain't gonna lie the way Mike
the way Mike was paying you at first.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
I said, we're running slaves. Run this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
That is wow.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
It was only working for ten minutes though, But I see,
I said, that's why we got that mother fuck it
was thrown in that cup.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Then you can't just serve. That's what I said, y'all
want it, we have.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Why gonna lie though? That was probably one of our
funniest team means. Well, my told us how much you
got paid?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh ship? No, No, I didn't laugh for that, Nigga laughed.
I was crying. That's why. Yeah, because we were you
know how we do the team ship.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
We look at you know, you know y'all, not our employees,
you know, y'all family, your teammates, but we was looking
at everybody's myself.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
That's a big She was just coming for thirty minutes.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Just say for thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
She was an important part of the show.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Definitely. We made sure when we establaged that, we're like,
you gotta make sure that's right. Make sure, Barbie. But
you went from being a bar teamer trying to be
a part of SOW. You did your thing.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Clearly, the fans love you got your own spin off.
You're doing your thing, man, how do you like having
your own show?

Speaker 7 (16:50):
Not it's still so no, it's still certains mean own
nerves wrecking, Like I'd be so nervous just because like
I don't I don't like to feel. And I'm just like,
why you be nervous?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
You don't be nervous with us? I do?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
You don't like every time I say so, you gotta yeah,
you fire right back.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
It's starting to like bab yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Now yeah, but now it's more just on her now facilitate.
You did really well your first show too, so I
think he's doing great.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
I appreciate it for sure. Appreciate y'all for give me
the opportunity. Thank y'all so much. For sure drinks today,
we got a Cranberry much Mike paymore, you can still get.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
That.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
That's the story shirts, that's wow.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
We have a Christmas Margarita. So we got Cranberry, Lome juice,
Orange Liqueur.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
You know that's good today. I thought you was gonna,
like I swear the guy one day. I thought you
was gonna put like a hot dog you want to
drinks from Mike. I was gonna be wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I was just waiting for the day that Lizzie cocktails
that ship is going to be hot dog water.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Given Mike the GLIZZI for a straw.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Ain't gonna putting. That's gonna be the best. We're not
doing my dogs, yo, because oh my god, for sure
I'm gonna do it. Oh that's gonna be hilarious. Bro,

(18:29):
I can't wait for that day.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
Pay back.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Ready. We appreciate you. Keep killing it, keep show for sure.
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Shout out to the good people as stock Egg for
showing love always. We got something special on the tank
right here. Oh yes, one of my favorite. Shout out
to stock X.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Not to throw the boxer, I can sew y'all family,
but y'all show love. We got the Gamma.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Jordans eleven's one of the most anticipated Jordans of the year.
A Staples for sure, a Christmas get classic right here,
one of my favorite Jordan elevens. I always gear dj
at hard time about it. He always talks about how
this is probably the last eleven that he would pick
a for me. It's one of the tops. The beautiful silhouette.

(20:29):
We've always been a fan of Jordan Levin exactly.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Did George like Damna Jordan.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I want the thieves back in the day I was
able to cop up here. Now that I moved a
couple of times, I might have lost them. So to
have these back in my hand, it's gonna be a
great Christmas gift and someone.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
For sure, listen, man, Allday season got a couple of
games to go around.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Man, not just for the staff as well. Okay, we
looked out for everybody this year. I appreciate that we
got gifts.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
This is our first year y'all getting some real gifts.
We come from very very humble beginnings on this show.
What was said, we would have never thought this opportunity
would be happening right now.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
We decided that Jeff wasn't gonna get to Keil again
this year. You know what I'm saying, Oh, thank you.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, my boy was a little hot about that.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
For sure. This is me, thank you, Okay, it's for
me right on. This is I know, sorry, this is man.
It does have label that's not your name either, reading

(21:38):
it's fundamental. There we go.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
We gotta write this time, okay, from the game. See
what we got here, because he got two nights to
Jeff from be here from my dog Na choa too
from being Oh this is from be here, be here
you got me again? Yeah? How about you something not
you grab me this? Okay, I see the trend here. Okay,

(22:06):
I see the trend here.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Got here finally, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I appreciate this. All they do is still on this
show shout good people and stock.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Stock X me boy, this is fine, right, Okay, I
got you some exclusives. I know we all got to
say and we don't. The big DJ got you there,
my me the green John appreciate that you got these
stock Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I really bought it because I you know, I knew
what your Christmas sweater was already, so that that played
off that green Okay, these fire vibes already, yeah, would
be heavy in rotation.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I will wear these one month straight. Yeah, I know
how I do.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
That could be your when we go to dinner and
lounge type ship.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Oh ya want? I can't with my white one retired.
Wh gotta get retired?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
These tough though, the stock ex the stock Ex family, Yes, sir,
you get whatever you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Man, Yeah, this is fire. I'm geeked up. We lit.
Oh yeah, that's fire. My brother brother you too. I'm
sure they don't look here for the mic. I know
that's kilter. Oh yeah, I can wait. We got I

(23:37):
was good with them. We did good this year.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I'm on top post. Oh this from Adidas, the family Adidas.
We can open them now.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Triple strips came through like shay gang. Okay, I'm a
good people over there in the Dadas got force.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I know they hate that in that year. Okay, just
what I needed. Okay, they showing love, real guy. Yeah
so yeah, see some of the hotter shoes out right now.
So I guess I can wear these every day. We
acting really coaching them for sure.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
This is home the Christmas day.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
Peees.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
He ain't dropping though, Jesus for us. This is for
the game. These hard.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
This is the first drop.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Shout to j H hard. Ain't coming out these peas baby,
only for the game. Oh yeah, that's tough. Shout out
to the Adidas family.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
This is job. Make me get back in the gym.
Man be hearing back in the open jail with the
nasties on. I'm definitely hooping the knees is hard. He's hard.
This is shouting James Man, Adidas family. Bro.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Shout out to everybody, didas Yes, yeah, it's Christmas Day.
I'm definitely hooping the It's gonna be my hoop shoes
for the year. The Black Nasties be here. You're gonna
throw the White Lace's needs joint. I don't know about them.
I might through, I might though. That's already like gonna
be It's looking like an everyday shoot. Oh yeah, yeah,
this is getting busted down for sure.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
All we do is big on this motherfucker so begging
finally paid off.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
It tears the payoff man. That is love. Man. We
damn this is crazy. Well we got we got some
Moro goods.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Shout out to Champagne man from Adidas No shore, look man,
we appreciate that to damn good no over here. Now
that's tight man, Nah man, the vibe is hot for sure. Man.
We got hold on. Hold on, y'all getting more stuff.
Club five thirty got a swan last wrong hold on,

(26:00):
that's crazy be here. This is from the guys, man, niggas,
Thank you appreciending this from the guys, man, I know
you fucking line.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
We got this from the guys. Open it up man,
take your no take it out, yeah sir, so we just.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, we got a heavy grill. But we got you
a green egg, bro. That's what we've been talking about.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
From the gang.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Bro. Y'all egg, yeah, gang. So we want to come
over and we want to have mood. Just because I
said this one toward dollars trunk on. So we're about
to some real ranging around this.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
So what we want we want you to obviously we
want to have a mill all you content with the grill,
that's what we want to do.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Were gonna do that, man, I got y'all man right
onto the game. Yeah, we were like, I know how
much that should mean to me. Man, I'll get back
in the laugh for the guys. Man appreciate y'all retire me,
but I'm getting back with the green egg for ship show.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
It's a smoker and the grill. You know how it's
gonna go. So you know, the whole team, and I'm
glad you'll some real ones.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Man, y'all y'all didn't give me some gas. I don't
fun gas. So y'all knowing that I with the truck
O heavy, I appreciate that. It's love game for sure.
Go ahead, Let's see what you guys got me man, Man,
Good Old Bottle Travels I see Porsche. I know your
nigga ain't give.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Me a toy car. Hell now he's got me a
toy cars. What's up for sure? Man, hold on, nigga,
I don't want you got up here.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Really exhibit. But now listen, you've been talking on this platform.
You asked what you want for Christmas? You said, wrap
the porch up. But man shouts to good people at
r p P right hall pay protection. Man, We're gonna
get your porch wrap for your game. Okay, Green, I
appreciate that, guys. I can't wait to get that out.
You know I've been want that for a minut I've

(28:22):
been talking about doing this show.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Bro noa.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I like how you put the little car there, because
you know I was about to go crazy about I
could you know what? So funny everybody everybody got six
man getting a porch rap for getting the porch rap
about to be fired, and we gotta new content for that.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'm so geek. Sure, I just want to do that
for two years now. Oh ship.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Turn up, my boy. I do get all my cars rap.
Oh yeah, for sure, I got a car I'm taking
up there as well, out to RPP for show. I'm
doing car content next year, So I asked him the
mac bucket. Shout out to the game y'all deliverable. I
needed this real bad for show. We talked about it, man,
we all had our own separate group chats as what's
hell of funny though it is? Yeah, so me be

(29:13):
hearing that Mike had one. Obviously y'all did because y'all
gott getting my car wrapors lit. So I ain't gonna
lie hype about that for shure Man. It's the highest
quality material to get my ship right with m Okay,
I know that mother costs a little bit.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Exactly what I did. I know that was about eight.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Look, I appreciate it. I would I had took. I said,
I'm gonna wait, wait a little bit. But now that
y'all did it, I'm going there tomorrow. Chris even pulling
up so they said they already paid for it for
show Man. Yeah, y'all fried Man listen. Man shout out
to the production team. Man, shout out to ten Man

(30:01):
for wrapping the porch for the game.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Man r p P. We will have some more cars in.
They're very very very soon.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
We're gonna shoot some content and we might do an
episode up there beat us like they got going on.
Shout out to Adidas man showing a love. Shout out
to stock X, my boy Dall and the gang Man. Unbelievable. Man,
what we get Mike, Mike? Now you know he'd be
buying his own ship. It ain't no telling what Mike
got himself for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
We get Mike?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Man, Come on, Mike, Yeah, you gotta give come on, brother,
the freakiest of them all, the freaky' I hope it's
a hot dog in certinicaate. Yeah, Mike, what we got
for your Michael today. That's a wild thing. So you

(30:49):
can bring this to just.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
For everybody from everybody, Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
So I've seen it so over there. I was kind
of confused while my ship.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Had a blue bone.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Mm if you got the blue jelly fish it a
little I would be hating a little bit. Okay, the
black Box game were locked in.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
It makes a lot of sacrifices on this show.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Right on, right on, y'all. He got the blue blue joints. Yeah,
that's kind of exclusive. He does Yeah them fire my
boy desires man.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Y'all, thank your team, Thank yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Individual if y'all understand how much Mike loved his shoes. Yeah,
so for him to get there, I ain't gonna lie
them that color fire. And what was crazy is this
was like they were not negotiable end of the day's contract.
He's like, if I you know, jelly Fish for y'all,
wasn't gonna have Adida's club collab because they wouldn't try

(31:51):
to first.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
But thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Take Out team for making it happen.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
We made history. Push over man, the got Mike Man.
That's a certificate of all y'all got me my rolling
not quite Okay, it's close, it's close. It okay, it
take a little bit. It's gonna take. I'm rolling though,

(32:20):
but that's your color right there, rolls go, my boy.
It's a starter piece. I love it.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I know.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I was like when the nigga said that, I said,
I never heard of that.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Only I know it's casting. Well, yeah, appreciate love bro.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Ed at that part because Louise just leaped that part
that you ain't gotta you ain't got to take it.
I just sleep that little bitty word there now for
show man. Shout out to everybody who makes you show
what it is on and off the mic man. We
appreciate every body man, it's been helping. We so love
for Shaw. Now we talked about everybody feels away about
their gifts. Please ark up the videos of these badass

(33:07):
kids getting Christmas gifts. This ship is absolutely hilarious. I'm
really geeked about my gift though, I'm about to get
I'm taking my car up there tomorrow. When've seen that
in the group chat, I was like, yeah, I know
my boy is gonna be happy about that way. You know,
no tequila, but go head loaded up. I ain't never

(33:34):
been that mad about nothing. What do you throw a TV?
So I want to say something, Bro, that's a video.
You're no wrong with a visio.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh yeah, he bad? Look when he double ain't my
god son? I see him doing that on Christmas? She said,
I want a Gucci bag. Send it right out of them,
baby girl, too bad. That definitely be my daughter. Mmmm ship.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I don't know how well motherfuckers ain't getting the ass work.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
This is Barbie. We got some colored pencils, go supplies.
I feel him. What do you got? Oh mom?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
No, oh my mama, don't boy me no color? Oh god,
don't wake men wrap no colored pencils.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah, you could have just put them in a bag
on the side. Have you ever got a bad gift
from Christmas? A bad gift? I wouldn't bad, but I
definitely got to give. I wasn't the most happy for Nah.
He got me one of the weakest sweating water and

(34:56):
she was geeked to give it to me. She drove
her way to pull up with it, and I was
just like, you kept your gas. I ain't never got
a week yet. That brought me some liquor. It wasn't
weak like I wouldn't. It was weak because of y'all niggas.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
But that's right.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I don't think I ever got no gifts before that.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I kind of appreciate everything anybody give me, though for sure,
you gotta give me.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Nothing respect, But I just I don't want no I
don't want no cologne. I don't want to suit cap take.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Some Bond number nine, the black bottle, just being nice.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I don't want ship like that. I feel like that's
that's super super lazy.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Not the stinky one. Yeah, you strict boy.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
You know you know it's not the stinky one, you know,
But I take a bottle of that what's the big
brick one the gold brick?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
One million? Yeah, ship don't want I take it? How much?
One man about a hound? Oh no, I want them
on travel. Must not be talking about the brick. I'm
talking about brick stepped on. Yeah that that wasn't about

(36:05):
a hundred and it's a solid especially in it.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, it's one hundred dollars. Yeah, I don't want that
one no more Norcia.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Look gave you the real price, you know, smell no good?
There no people still with it. It's a hundred dollars
that ship. Don't bust like that. I ain't. Yeah, I
smelled the one time. Smell right, So if it's cheap,
you with it. I ain't big on cologne. Cheat my price.
Cheap is my quality. Because I have some colognes. It's
not the most.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Expensive day it's just as good as other stuff. But
I used to be a Jone Malone type of guy.
I don't like mine to be too strong, you know
what I mean? Yeah, like hug me and they just
be kind of like they got a damn nerve.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well you got something. I like that.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I don't like who I smell you. You smell good though,
but yeah, like you be in the club and nigga
walk past that. Coloone said, boy, you could have kept
that off today. It's my fucking sprang out the whole
Barbie back for this conversation. Yeah, let's let's have this conversation.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Barb you come here.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
How do you feel about men's smell good? What is
like appropriate amount? Are you okay with this leaving on
your pillow when he leave your house? Or if it's like, damn,
I don't want to tear up every time you come around,
Like what's your purface in cologne for men or smells?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I agree with jes like you're supposed to be able
to like when the men walk past, or if you're
like hooking him, I don't need your cologne like greet
me as.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
So you know they like they putting on acts like well,
we used to go filthy with that. I ain't gonna
lie respectfully, you know what I'm saying. Shout to act,
but as a grown man, if that's to go to
right now, you gotta figure some sh out that was
like I never wore asking damn.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
I life middle school or elementary?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
You ever wore?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
That nigga with the horse he blew it, that's crazy.
On the horse.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Bro in a commercial that nigga with that horse blew
is crazy. Roy, please forget me here for putting that
horse crazy. But the thing about it was it was
the odorant and niggas was spreading like it was closed.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
That was the problem on the horse though, Bro, it's not,
that's not it's not.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
But when you just said that nigga with that horse,
but he had the wars, I thought we talking about
Polo Nigga.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Nig on that you can say.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I'm just saying, y'all in the park, I can't, okay
shout the old spie. Oh where that ship either. I
ain't gonna lie no disrespect. I like old Spice because
I'll work with you guys.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I love it it. But what I was in Causa
was strong. It is fun. I have a room, shouts
abounig His first nigga had like body wash. You know,
we grew up. We had the bar. So he was like,
I was like, man, I gotta go to the store
get some bar. So he's like, man, you don't get this.
You know they they got the ship to come out
in the bottle. Now like he don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
He's like, I read out my love bar sover, and
I was like, y'all get some of your soap. He's like, yeah,
you hit me with the squeeze. I put that ship
with so spicy.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I thought that was on fire, cause I's what I'm saying, man,
we put this.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
What you mean.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
This ship on fire?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
He was like, I'm still a bor and so nigga
was that I can't return to bar so because my
brother told me I was out of pocket and still
using bar soap.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah, I ain't got no bar he bro, I ain't
gonna lie. That's just for the face. Watch all you
brother with a bar soaka, it's over.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
You remember when let me see how poor y'all was,
even when they used to wash their hands with bar soap.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
We still do.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Ain't no way you put the bar so right there.
Get a little That's what I used to keep with
a little soap.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I'm doing well for myself, but some ship you can't
take away from. There's no way you're putting a little
bar say am I put the little becau. We have
to use it to the max. Bro.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I make my kids bro on my mama once the
bar is halfway down. Because they all got the individual more. Yeah,
it was in their bags and ship. But you have
to use that bitch to It's thin to trust kids with.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Body was washed is oh no, no, no, no no bro,
my daughter being that bitch painting the motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, my son has violated somebody.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah, Bro, that's you can't trust kids with.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, that little nigga gonna have somebody wash.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Now, I would ask you this, Barbie, everybody obviously, at
what point star throw away them type of products, so toothpaste,
when it is you know what I'm saying, went, is
it too much?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I get all the squeeze out of here.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
I can't When I can't roll it like a doobie.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Then yeah, I've lived for I lived past that. If
I gotta roll it up, it's just not meant for me.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
If I can't just squeeze it pulls that sounds crazy.
But if I can't just and they come out, I
don't know how. Bro.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
We're talking about two faces. Yeah, but nigga, yeah, nigga, last.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Last about No, they got it.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
That ship has to be gone, bro, the this detertion
has to be gone. The thing that I when it's
halfway that I read buy it's like laundry detertion'.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I don't play about. I ain't watch dishes in so long.
I ain't a lot of damn. I got kids, so
I haven't either. Yeah, I ain't watched this work. Yeah,
my kids they start early. Only thing.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Everything starts at five years old. Take the bring the
trash cans in one time. You don't wash it well,
I mean, respect, bro.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I'm getting. I mean, I washed my clothes. If I cook,
I'm gonna wash behind myself.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
But I rented off. You just put it in there.
You're you're a pitiful you take the time out to reno.
You could have just hit the plate, bro, And.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
You know, man wave, my house is set up. You
know some people run around there. Some people run it.
Oh oh respect.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
So you're trying to say, I'm a look confused and far.
I'll just say I feel like this should the man
washed dishes, barbone, he's.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Taking care of the health. I can wash the dishes,
cook clean.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
No, it's really because I'm being honest. You really just
don't trust my my dish washing hand. I see Oriyan
wash dishes and she's still rewashing them, like I understand.
So I'm not I'm not even gonna start washing them.
I'm just gonna like our rent some off for you'll
let you don't do ship in the house, Yeah, Nigga,

(42:46):
I do everything. I mean, does she put the two
faces on the on the two brush for you?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Sometimes depends how early I get up. Damn. I'm like, nigga,
that yall ship keeping any burth. I wish hell too.
I couldn't be like that. Do you wash your own clothes? Yeah, okay,

(43:10):
I'm surprised because I washed clothes every single day. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I believe that I do because I got hoop. You
can't put hoop clothes in a basket, bro.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I know, bro, but that's just so wasteful.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
You dem you can. Bro, you cannot put work out
clothes in the basket. You swear like a slave. I
go hard. There's no way you put that workout. You
walk around and yours. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I get hot, Jesus, I get hot. I get what poors?

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, I'm right now.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, it's mo fucking ducking on the right here. It's
seventeen dollars sweater. Look waiting, what do you think of
a hoodie Christmas sweater?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
No? But like you can't wear you can't keep hoop
closing up. Yeah, it's washing close like, bro, that's waste. No,
because you got to think how many times how many
pairs of hoop clothes you want to wear a week?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Well, it depends if you hoop three times a week.
I'm just you're gonna wash at the end of the
week with them draws and ship in there. But to
wash my hoop clothes with my T shirt might stand up? Yeah,
you win't seven days for that T shirt?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Is T shirt? Get hard like a wash? Right, Bro?
You need to go to you You need to go
to the doctor. Bro. You now hard. You swept when
you hoop?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yeah, Bro, I used to play, but nigga a week,
I'm washing my ship at the end of the week.
I'm not gonna wash clothes every day. But you know
how much dish deturned, I mean launder deterre that you're wasting.
That's insane. I'm not wasting it. What are you putting
in a washer?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah? Socks, tight, hoop shirt shorts.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
My mama, you couldn't live in my house, my mama.
You using motherfucker dishwashed I mean launder detergent for that.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
You getting your.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Asss want to do that at home, But we had Pike.
I went to school, so they wash starts up.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
I mean, respect, bro, you can't leave DJ plays basketball. Bro,
you watch your clothes.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Not every time, but at least twice a week, bro,
maybe three. And I got a kid too that kids called.
You know that kids clothes just be accumulating.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
It be bullshit. You can't. You can't.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I work out too hard and I don't like like
keep building up like more workout clothes, Like I just
keep wearing the same ones.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Shout this boy, we got plethoring out.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, I got a lot of workout, but like why
I want to keep using up new T shirts? You know,
I'll see my T shirts to the the fifth your
money worth can now. Before we got the subject, I
saw that someone online was cutting open the lotion bottle
to get the last Is that the trenches?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
That's yeah, that's the that's the really.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah. If I circles playing hand, but I gotta cut
it open.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
To get Yeah, he hit that motherfucker like a pack
of cigarettes. You just get in there been on? How
long your finger is you gonna finish them up? Listen,
you ain't never got it there.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yep, might go ahead and play the next video here, brothers,
I'm just gonna brought some more of those ship. Yeah,
I don't them there, forty years old. I worked too
hard to be tapping lotion and ship.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Just go get sometimes cs Bro, it's nothing to do with.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Your money, Bro, Sometimes you gotta leave and put lotion on.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Bro. Yeah, like multiple lotions I do.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
I always just by the biggest of everything too, though
my travel backs. I got a whole bunch of everything,
like theodors and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
But yeah, I bought me the big thing of used
for an intensive skin damn.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Now, shout out to everybody holidays washing.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, bro, used to have a what that ship called
my fucking body looks like old meal ex Yeah, respectful rush. Look,
I hope it's crazy now listen. I hope everybody has
a good holiday. But these people right here clearly their
Christmas is not gonna best. But go ahead, loaded up.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Yeah, motherfucker, it's still five to twenty in this bitchy
i'all better believe it.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Five to be.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Damn they fight, Yeah, man, I want to know what
made her so mad that she had a smacking nigga
with a pot of green beans.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
What escalated to this point?

Speaker 2 (47:22):
That's the end of why did I get married? When
that nigga dropped that news on everybody? Ain't nothing that's
serious cause with Hawaiian punch. You hit me with Hawaiian
punch is out of pocket.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
That happened in my feeling before. It was just at
a barbecue that it was outside.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Final Christmas is crazy, all right? What's worse? Since we
hear the Topeka juice or Hawaiian punch.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Pico is legendary. That mother orange, the red and the
green run smoke. I couldn't I still bust out today.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I couldn't drink a I'm I couldn't bree that drink either.
One to thom, I ain't gonna used to be tired
drinking Hawaiian p I don't care how long you put
it in the refrigerator. It's never cold. It is.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
That's only yeah. I used to breathe the can is guns.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Hawaiian punt. Like drink Hawaiian You probably didn't go to
the hospital.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Green or blue Hawaiian punch cold. It's crazy respecting Hawaiian punch.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
But I'm nothing manpo me for that red something.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
And then you gotta fire if you got some cold
blue fruit punch, I mean Hawaiian punch. I'm something bro
champeko for shure, I'm gonna still poor. Ain't trying to
mess up nothing that Hawaian. Want to send something change.
It's been a while, boy, Tampico definitely with us.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, yeah, I used to miss the I want to
drink something else right.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
I swear to God, Piko prt los Rai and Hennessy.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, I'm not doing that the ROSSI That sounds like
saying I'm brothering.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Call those two shots to call offs for see about
two shots of Hennessy and a Tampico orange. Boy, since
you do there, because it's so thick, sound like.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
A headache, it's gonna be the only drink you need
for tonight.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Now it's just so thick, you ain't gonna really be
able to like taste the liquor, but you're gonna feel it.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, tell my breathing heart, you will breathe hard after
that before God, bro Bro, I swear to drink y.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Don't do no ship from y'all. Y'allhood y'all, don't drink
bullshit juices. Y'all don't eat bullshit food.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I smacked the funk out of the priestl today like
niggas don't eatia no no, I had a piece on
the wrong time on God. I used to get the
little box fifteen count nigga ranch hot sauce, shake it up.
Do y'all put them in the or do y'all put
them in the microwave? I do both three? Yes, you
forty years drop them in there. Oh, I ain't put

(49:54):
them in the grease. I put them in the oven
nigga with some Metalian se.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Would y'all drinking a caprice something? They don't even quench
your thirst? First of all, you would never disrespect one
of the best beverages ever made. God specific. You can't
even get your thirst question go, So you're supposed to
grab too. You're not supposed to just have one wild chair.
I'm rolling to the wild chair, y'all, motherfucking grown as
the only thing I came a little, the little pouches,

(50:24):
the little kol Yeah, I can't do that. That's big
mamy arm. Yeah that ever gonna get you up out
of there. But I can Jeff taste like this. I
still eat me a chicken noodle. Beef noodle or oriental noodle.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
He don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah, the Ramas ive never been the biggest Ramins person,
but I tap in every now and then. What's that
season that we used to put on lads loop? Was
that that Tony Tony Italian? That's agreed, that's a that's
a that's a legendary.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
See him. I forgot what kind of season and that
is Italian? It's that. Yeah, put that little cre on
there is going everything. Throw a little bit of that
on there. That's my favorite one.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
My roommate used to to pizza. Oh god, bro, yeah,
blood pressure now, man, blood pressure man, now.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I never could do the toinos pizza.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
What I always did that I was the journ You
couldn't put it on that you gotta you know, and
you couldn't put it on the train.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
You told you the journo fifteen see my problem with
then says it was more than Papa John's. Bro. It
was pretty good, though. It was.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
I ain't gonna about Louisto Babe, the Jordo pizzas because
it was fine the Pepperoni joints. Talk to me, used
to bus I got it, man, don't never forget your childhood.
I'm still tapped in, Bro, I still eat everything.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I ain't going on caprice though I do. I do
the rallies, I do the chocoal. Yeah, you know what was.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Crazy about my child? I remember one year out and
drink water. That's probably why you was breathing hard after
a whole question. Ye y'all, remember Kyle told you that
I did not drink water, Kyle Corver. It was so
nasty to me, Bro, like a nigga, give me some water.

(52:22):
But I felt disrespected.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
How was you functioning the Getty Rays? Yeah, I would
drink juice all day. Juice, m Bro, Your Boddy was fucked.
Probably it makes a lot of sense, Bro, that.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
You wanted to coach this niggas ever to hoop in
the league, make the All Star team and have no water.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
But you do a lot of ship for no reason,
like a lot of shi know what I'm saying. A
lot of shit was on you, Bro. I just didn't
like water. You just made a lot of bad choices.
I'm not drinking part water for a whole year, and
your fucking NBA athlete is crazy.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah, I was a rock that nigga needed an IVF
every game. They got drink enough Gatorade. I ain't you
know I nigga.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I was hell, I have.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Your crib stayed flooded with so much Gatorade. That's a fact.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yeah, until I realized what get Like, no disrespect to Gatorade,
but like you need water, yeah, like you know what
I mean, Like that's an additive after you know what
I'm saying, hoop out, But Gatorade turn this up.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
But I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I still need some more because I still want to
drink this ship every day a little bit less.

Speaker 1 (53:26):

Speaker 2 (53:27):
We are trying to watch it waight over here, but
I run out of Gatorade's still my favorite drink of
all time. Like yeah, I take a Gatorade over anything.
Best Gatorad flavor blue. They got this new like it
ain't red. It's like pink pinkish.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
What's it called? I don't know. It's a new pink
like fierce pink. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I bought the other day at the gas. I think
it might be strawberry, A fear of strawberry. One fucking
with it, heat bro.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I ain't gonna speak since we don't food and drinks.
Have y'all had the cane candy grapes, Yes, the.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Free I hate them for three years straight because elite
like I was addicted. They told me they were seasonal.
I was mad they lost to you.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Brother. They was like, they're seasonal. You can get them everywhere.
You go to Whole Foods and get them your around. Brother.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
You can go to Trader d'es, get me your round, brother,
candy grapes. Put them in a freezer. You know what
I'm saying. It almost made me think about a diet.
I'm trying to figure out though, like candy, because they're
not real. Yeah, gmo, that's what they are.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Yeah, they ain't a grape because that's a piece of candy.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Kill me, yeah, iven drago rub me. I die.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Yeah, with some hood ship that you still tap in with.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Because I never really ate, Like I didn't eat a
lot of good ship.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
M He only did it. That was good. She always
make it hood.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I just about to say that your family is doing well,
and she said, well, food steps took care of.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I ain't mad that ship. All these damn full? How
many how many girls? How many boys? Girl? Oh damn
your brother, you couldn't date nobody.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
I'm noticed.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Oh damn by a long shot.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
They just come up and be like, what little brother
they're doing? Your brothers like that the game, trying to
play the game.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Be quiet for me. I give you five about to
go back here and just talking to it. Say with
my older brother, I was they broke. Give one of
them make it a ten, brother, I'll be making a ten.
That was me. My sister was like that. He had
to come up on the game give me ten dollars
telling him that.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
With on Valentine's Day one year, one of my brothers.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Though, that's why that's all y'all had to double date.
That's fire.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Well, at least our people had class. My brother be
clapping something. I'm just playing the game. I just that's
what she's supposed to sound like.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I have grandma. I wish happened.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I was one in there and I got a story
about my older sister slash cousin Kawana. I know her,
her husband now day in the high school. You know,
he trying to be what's up man, how you doing
a little nigga? I'm like, what are you coming over
here for? You know, I know why you're here, sneaking

(56:21):
in this ship to talk. You get to talk of
the little ship. I'm throwing pool balls at this nigga
fired the true story you ask fire. Shouts to my brother. Man,
I was throwing poolballs at this nigga, and you can't
do nothing to me. I'm like six seven. You can't
hit me, Yes, I can. You can't do What can
you do to a nigga that ah, that nigga was like.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Nigga looked like Mary Jay. Niggat fired pool balls at
this nigga. Boom boom boom. He can't do nothing. That's crazy. Bro.
Shout out to him. Man, he's still in my homie
to this day. I ain't gonna lie. Shout at the
game where I said has a five twenty merch on.
If you can't can't stop the rain ship, I still

(57:07):
got done. You can't. At least they was respectful. Bro.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Here, your brother cracks up. Bro, you own It's just
it's shot the granny house.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Hey, it's funny because you your silf was a little
bit older. My brother's ten years older than me, so
like he was sixteen, I'm six so yeah, long though. Yeah,
my cousin Chris, they was wild like My sister was
like like five six older than me. So when I
was he was like, I've been a hater. Even Malcolm Dad.
He used to come over.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
He nigga. My dad had a Lexus.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
I was a little brother, Nigga. I see I'll be
looking out the window when somebody pulled up. Is that
I see that a Lexus doundra? Where you going give
me some money? I'm telling she'd be sneaking out the
back one door. Where you're going, I'm telling. I'm telling
people were like, boy, you can watch wrestling all tomorrow.
I was like, you're not gonna change the channel a

(58:00):
one time. I swear I'm gonna change the chan.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Y'all gotta to do anything for wrestling. Swear you're not
gonna change the channel someday night heat. Oh my god.
She used to be his b TV. All'll be like, no,
we gotta watch the whole thing. I'm telling, like, how
many TVs do you have, Nigga?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
One?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Obviously I'm marking about that.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I'm over thinking, like.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
We had one TV with like cable, h what do
the other ones do? They just had like you can
just plug them in and like the box will come
on shout out to the box. You can watch the
box and you can watch she said, p b TS
kids Arthur class him. Bro. Yeah, yo, you had to
make it. Bro, every time you have you're talking about

(59:00):
every cab. That's crazy, right, respect having one TV that
worked in the crib.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
They work. It's just people in that mother baby. All
you could do is watch DVDs. Did you all life nigga? Yes, yeah,
we ain't have cable to crib, so I was like
late middle school, high school. But my granddaddy Inland, he
always had it. You have cable to high school, not
the crib. No, we had k We just had one
TV with cable. Man. I was outside broad too, But

(59:34):
when our niggas had to come in the house to
some point, yeah, that's a fact. But you know you
shows that ship just tapped me all on the game
what's the w B It was on four. He used
to come on, don't come on, bro, I was in
my room. It's in the other time. You're younger enough
and you could boo let cable nigga from your neighbors. Yeah,

(59:59):
for it is a high school. My neighbors did not
camp your whole life. But you had a dark past.
You had no TV in your house. Y'all was just
reading the Bible? So what is your what's your dad do?
Selling them what I do? Once you had he had

(01:00:22):
fris Mam. Bro, Yeah, yeah, it's out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I really got a new respect for y'all. Bro, niggas.
Niggas is dark.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
That is not dark. Haven't cable had TV for two years? Bro,
he didn't have no No, you don't know what's going on.
It didn't have no outlets.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Everybody else talking about did you did you watch Out
of the Boxiga?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
When I was young? Oh? Okay, Niggas like, did you
watch Pokemon last night? He's like, what's that? Parker? Never
see Pokemon? It's friends playing with the cars. He's like,
what is that? Leave me alone? My dad, that's my
big man. Shout Hey, thigga got some real brother. Niggas

(01:01:14):
sound like me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
When I first with the guy in I got, I grew,
dad lost their jobs, and I grew so I could
fig out my shoes and more so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I had to tell everybody that I used to have.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I used to be like I swear the guy used
to get on the doors, used to be like, Nigga,
I see you with these same shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
It's the truth. Truth over here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Broun with your niggas, bro, soon as up with the
guy that got fired. Just someone surprised me though you
do not have a cable to the high school? Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
That's yeah, bro, Yeah you y'all niggas imagination. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I had TV, had one, I had capable on one.
I was cool. Damn. We just had to fight over huh. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, perspect that nigga wanted to spend everybody else. That
was the worst you have, bro, you have company.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
I was that nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Every weekend because no disrespect about Baba. She ain't make breakfast, right,
but Philip Mama get some cereal.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah, how you live, nigga, But Philip Baba baby breakfast
every day by you. She got fifteen brothers and sisters
over there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Still. I used to slide shout out a little. We
used to be scared to eat. It's like people would
come over like it's a teas and ship. Yeah, they'd
be looking at us like we doing so wrong because
he was eating, Like nigga, how the funck y'all eat? Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
That's what it's say. Yeah, Yeah, that's what My mom
came to my house too, though. Yeah, my mom always
because I mean, we eat out. So my mom was
damn seven weeks seven days in the week. My mom
was gonna cook fire for sure. At least my mama
had two days on her That's about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Damn. Bro My duke was in the laugh for sure.
I'm proud of y'all. Bro enoughing. No, cable wasn't that
big of a deal. Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yes, the fu it was the box was enough for me. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
They played the same twenty two videos over and over.
I started knowing them about.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Because I'm like, now I'm really thinking, like, how was
y'all watching Martin with me and Fresh Prince and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
We had one TV, our whole family, but them shows
wasn't on cable. Then there was a syndicated show. So
I sat down, as now Martin was on HBO. Yeah,
well yeah, but like first Mississip was Red TV.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Yeah damn, but.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Y'all didn't pull up like our family used to have.
We all get together and watch theirs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
I mean, that's how we watched Martin. Our whole family
would sit downstairs once morning, go to our GREENNY.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
House and watch shirt and shows. When they dropped like,
that's fine family family.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
I guess that's why me and my brothers and sisters
were so cool because we had to sit in that.
That's why we was fighting about wrestling this ship.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
But I mean, that's a good family bond. That's the
reason why we got a bond. This it's kind of forced.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Like once my sisters and there moved out, it was different.
We end up having like cable in your room and
ship there. It is. Well, nigga, I was fifteen, you
know what I mean out of there. Yeah, I was
playing basketball every weekend and had the sex the rest
of the talk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
You know, it's crazy. She got better. It's just the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
You know, when you get older, your lives like your
parents like that kids in the house, you got like
a different level of respect from like that provided for everybody,
like perfect, But niggas provided for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Everybody got on with their life.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
And they wasn't messed up with scar y'all had to
figure that out. But niggas had a great start. I
always say, I gave a lot of love my pot boy.
You should do everybody Christmas like this. Niggas are a soldier.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I used to think like that. Thirty two, my dad
had six kids. Basically, I'm like, yeah, damn, but I'm
about thirty two. Nigga, I was trying to go outside. Yeah,
I'm asking niggas. Even my homeboys had kids. Nigga, Mama,
get a nigga, go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
To the club, nigga. Damn, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Six kids is crazy, Bro, thirty two my dad had
he had eight, No, he had nine, he had.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Some of them are gonna have a daddy, somebody will
have real or somebody will go to the league.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
God, really, I say, Bro, that's crazy. Somebody gonna be
first ballot. And this motherfuckers time for eight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Because think about that. Bro, I'm like, damn, having Christmas
for eight, six kids? Bro, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Nah, I respect man, she's crazy. I figured out here. Mike,
please play these couple of videos. This is funny, man.
They sucked up this old lady house man. She had
a Christmas decoration. Yeah, decorate your house ornamental shit around
the side.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
It went from.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Christmas sorry Graham's air fright to creamy shits. My mom
to this day still go crazy with the decoration stuff
on the house.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
But that ain't gonna be me. Man, I ain't get
out there, and a lot the whole black. They have
lights and ship inside.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Christmas, but they turned into creamy ships. And then this
is a you know what I'm saying. I don't know
where this is at, but this is one of the
most low budget Christmas prays I've ever seen. Somebody said,
look at Garfield, I feel pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Who are they? Where is that at? That's for Wayne?
That guy Josharp braids, No, that's insane. That's not a prey.
There's a lot of niggas out of work. Do a bullshit, y'all.
Put a tree up. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
This year, we didn't do a tree. We did something
a little bit non traditional because I have no space.
I have way too much ship. But we dedicated a
whole corner to like Christmas ship. So it looks like
a t ain't no tree up. Respect, there's too many gifts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Lie, I ain't got no tree.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Damn no tree.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
We just moved. Boy. We threw a tree up, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Yeah, bro, it's barely decorated. I never finished decorating, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Enough, Yeah, shoy put together a Christmas corner. It's fire
as hell. But I was like, hey, I ain't gonna lie,
we had a tree last year she decorated. Well, we
had those spaces up through that bitch she went to
where I just left house.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
I didn't have no spaces to put it. I was
just like I thought I was moving anywhere this tree.
Next year it was fire. So how many gifts you
got into your tree? Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Your kids don't yours believe it? Uh never mind, that's
that's fire, shouts my dog man. Yeah that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
That's how my youngest is. Ah. The baby girl Sol
tapped there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yeah wrong, I ain't trying to ruin the We already
talked shit all day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
He talked, yeah, taking them up the video like they like,
he's like, oh ship crazy. He probably did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Yeah, he was like, hey, that's a real parents if
you make a video to your kids a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
I ain't that locked it. Yeah, because nigga, I wouldn't
even know where to start.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Nigga the l phone and shove. I was over there
a couple of years ago when I stepped on that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I hollered. I to that nigga in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Your I would I would have told him right then
and there this shi Yeah, man, you got to move
that motherfucker every day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Bro, I'm not that committed, man. I respect it though
your little you told your little man it's like Christmas
on me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Actually, after I left her potting with y'all, I was like,
let me see if he because he's never saying nothing
about saying. He's was always telling me what he won't.
So I was started talking to him about Santa Claus
on the case. Now he believes Mark, So he like,
I tell my dad what I hope for Christians?

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yes, over, yeah, this kid's got past. Now they're gonna
googleir Santa Claus real for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
You're a liar.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Dad, that's gonna say Santa Claus is not actually real.
Santa Claus it is known as Anna. Start telling the
whole facts.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
So many questions.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
I'm like, bro, I don't know that picture said Santa
Claus dead this year. You ain't getting ship that. Nigga said,
tell my family Santa Claus got killed. But I'm broke
as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
That's crazy. Shout Jeovah woodness. Yeah, respect man, everybody right
before we go out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Here for here shouts about nigga curR. I know you
ain't getting shipped that nigga Jovah Woods is thirty eight
years Oh man, damn this girl love Christmas. He don't
get a birthday give. You don't get ship. My boy
gotta lock in. He don't get a birthday give and
they're gonna get a Christmas give up there, bro, bro
my never cross.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
She was all wanna come on birth. We don't celebrate that.
Say nigga, ain't your birth face the fuck you all
have the talk. That gotta suck.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Bro. You can to go to a nigga birthday party.
The curR used to pull up to ship, but it's
just Bro. It's strict. Though his mom and dad was
stern on that shout out to the presenters. I used
to tell them. He tell his parents.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I sort of got my daddy will beat your ass
if you over here trying to go against the grain.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Bro, I love you to brood.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I ain't gonn disrespect nobody, but I'm just saying I
would be mad. Like everybody come back to school, Yes,
have to do something.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Bro. You don't think they just give him, like hey,
school clothes or something. I say it's a gift. But see,
luckily for him, bro, like big car had money, so
they was cool he had ship. It didn't just don't
celebrate that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Oh yeah, they just get you clothes because you're getting.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Now being a poor Johoe Witness. That's a double woman.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I mean that might be the gateway though, you know
what I'm year like, we're gonna go different.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Paths being a homeless Joba Witness. It's like, come on, bro,
I'm locking in too much now now I cursed.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
And my paper. I can't get new religious you gotta forget.
We got to Mike and.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
That's y'all. Mike Jack like Jack, Mike Jack Jack. There's
too many of that fu. We switched it up for sure.
I forgot him.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
You know what's so funned up about Joe with Jehovah
Whitness and Joe still made them say Christmas, care.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
To get this money by the borrow? Said?

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
They said, singing like this jingle bitess nigga, We don't
believe it though sound Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Would have be fucked up biggin.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
You sing it's alternative. Yeah, did you see Ben Simmons.
He's putting a hold on his NBA career to pursue profession. Bro,
he is hold on his career. The NBA put a
hold on him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
That's all. He enjoyed the fruits of his labor. He
got to be a profess. Nigga made two hundred dollars
in the NBA. He is okay, Yeah, shout that's him
with a great beer.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Is that great beer?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
That's for sure? Man, listen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Shout out to everybody. Man, I hope you'll enjoy your holidays.
Whoever choose a celebrate man, NBA schedule, NFL schedule. Man,
I hope y'all fine. Time to tap me in for sure. Man,
We appreciate y'all. Happy holidays. Be here for we got here.
Tell people that grass some merch shot Club five twenty
dot com. Baby, come on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Man. Shout out to the good people who helped make
this episode possible.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Man. Shout outs to Freaky ray Man, the good people
up there holding us down, wrapping be here, I mean,
excuse me. T car Shots to stock x man holding
us down for show three stripe. Shouts to Adidas, Man
showing love.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
We tapped in. You know what's going on last certain
at least.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Man. Shout out to the good people over there bootsmoke,
but you know the vibes. We appreciate y'all. Will catch
y'all next time. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
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