Jenkins and Jonez - Eric Adams, You A Wild Boy

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Jones on The Volume podcast. It's Thursday, September twenty sixth,

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and We've got a bunch of great stuff to talk about.
We've got Eric Adams w NBA playoffs, UNLV's quarterback situation,
talking avocado some cod talk. Finally on the pot, we've
got some sleeping over discourse, and we're gonna play another
round of stump the Olds at the end of the show.
Very excited for that. As always, Jenkins was hosted by

(02:25):
Lejethro Jenkins aka John What's that Bubba's Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler.
Everybody have a game GUARDI baka Mike, mother.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Fucking Mike, mother fucking my.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
We're producers always by the lovely and tel to Jackson
Sephone Why Why, And also by the equally lovely and
equally talented Josh Rudray.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Are you are you?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
John? You look sleepy?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Who me?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Should?

Speaker 7 (02:56):
That might be nigga got a fucking infant in his
motherfucker baby.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
You've been wearing her.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I don't even know if I'm I don't know if
I'm tired or not. You know what I'm saying. Shit,
I just I just am nigga. That's That's what I do.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Know.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
I wasn't gonna say I seem sleepy.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
You look you look?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
You look you look sleepy for sure?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, I might be nigga, Ship, I can't tell the difference.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Like I said, you're in the haze. Right now, you're
in the thick of the shit. You're in the fog
of war.

Speaker 8 (03:27):
We thugging it out, brother, you know what I mean.
I'll see you on the other side, hopefully. Tell my
mother I love her.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
It's one thirty in the morning. You got your your
infant son to sleep, and at that moment you hear
from the other room, Pepa, Where is Pepa?

Speaker 8 (03:46):
In the middle of the night. I told you about that,
right she was saying, I want to watch a.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Pig in her sleep. He said, Yo, take the crack away.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
From the baby, back away from the pepper pig, back
away from the up a pig.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
All right. It's one thing babes will teach you, which
is that the human brain, in its formative stages, is
capable of becoming addicted to literally anything being. He had
like a pattern, like a fabric pattern that if you
showed that to him, it was like he was on ecstasy,
you know what I mean, It'd be like he's upset,
and it's like, remember how sometimes lines intersect.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Right, Like.

Speaker 9 (04:25):
Our niece was like having a fit the other day,
just would not stop crying at anything for like an
hour and then for finally we're like all right, they're
supposed to be no TV today, but like, let's put
on Miss Rachel.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Put on Miss Rachel instantly.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
No no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
No no no no no no no no no, no no.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
She's the most crackiest of all cracks.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
She is.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
She is the Miss Rachel Rachel New New I don't
know what's crazy?

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Is you? Two?

Speaker 7 (04:49):
And there is a twenty four hour live stream of her, bro,
no way, you's not sorry, not live stream, but it's
twenty four hours where Miss Rachel playing over and over.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
And you could just put press and they'll beyond forever.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Sonny Sonny literally turned to a vegetable watching we try
to show me, shaw me.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
She don't hear nothing. Bro.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm like, yo, what they got and that ship that's
that New New Bro, you know what I'm saying. That's
what niggas was doing cocaine and they got out of
jail and they saw everybody with zombies, Like, what the
fuck happened? Because crack hit the streets, but they were
now on the streets. Yeah, dang, Rachel's that yeah, Bro,
if we had a third kid, that would be Miss Rachel.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
He's one of us.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
She's like very inclusive. She's she seems to be a
dope person.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
She's she was she she speaks positive ship.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
But if she's brainwashing all the kids, it's good that
it's positive.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Bro, But the thing is the brain. Because it's a
camera or a screen. The brain's not developing to the
absorb the content she's giving them. You feel what I'm saying. Yeah,
So like bro, yeah, no, man, your boy can't speak
for the five years old, you know what I mean
because of the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
But we got our dinner in a super Max You
feel me? You know how the iPad propped up Your boy?
Eric Adams has been indicted on five counts by the
federal government of bribery, fraud, conspiracy, and some other stuff.
A real throwback day on Twitter dot com.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Tyler it was, it was. It was incredible.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I have never seen I've seen very few people who
have just been so universally disliked, like the homie Niles.
I forget his last name, but he's a comedian, funny
as hell, and he said, he said, you know, everybody
disliked this motherfucker because I ain't seen one single Oh,
y'all like seeing a black man go down tweet. It
was like, bro Like, everyone was rejoicing at this dude

(06:48):
going down. Bro Like, just an incredible fucking day on Twitter.
No one likes that dude, and what good reason, bro, I.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Would say, he did give me my heartest laugh of
the week, which was in looking at some of the
screenshots from this filing. I'm just going to read you
this paragraph. On November six, FBI agents executed a search
warrant for the electronic devices used by Eric Adams. Although
Adams was carrying several electronic devices, including two cell phones,

(07:19):
he was not carrying his personal cell phone, which is
the device he used to communicate about the conduct described
in this indictment. When Adams produced his personal cell phone
the next day in response to a subpoena, it was
locked such that the device required a password to open.
Adams claimed that after he learned about the investigation, he
changed the password and increased the complexity of his password

(07:41):
from four digits to six. He had done this, he
claimed to prevent members of his staff from inadvertently or
intentionally deleting the contents of his phone, because, according to Adams,
he wished to preserve the contents of his phone due
to the investigation. But Adams further claimed he had forgotten
the password he had just set and thus was unable

(08:02):
to provide the FBI with a password that would unlock
the fuck.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
He's telling me a lie? My three year old with
my two year old would tell me. But he's talking
to the federal buck like that is a that is
a that is a twelve year old trying to get
out of trouble.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Lie.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
You know what I mean to the federal government?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
I saved all the evidence for y'all when you but
I can't all the passwords to show you the evidence.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Unfortunate. How under that gummt please got Apple to open
that motherfucker? They probably got it open. They probably got
it open, right? Did they not get open as something?
Oh yeah, they cracked that motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Based on the length of the fifty seven page indictment,
I would assume that they did in fact get it open.
I just love him trying to make eye contact with
an FBI agent saying, well, I put the password on
because these fucking people would have deleted everything. I mean,
they would have deleted everything. So I had you guys,

(09:08):
I'm trying to make sure you can do your job.
You know, that's all I'm trying to do.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
He is as an American you know, nigger. What the
fuck that is wild? What an he had one for?
You said, forty eight hours?

Speaker 7 (09:28):
So he turned the phone in the next day, turn
it in the next day.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's how that's what he came up with. Yeah, that
much time, and he came up with that fucking line.
I mean, it's just awesome. And I think the thing
it is, it's so bad. It's awesome, right, Like it's
so bad, it's great.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
You know, I haven't had the indictment, but Mike Weisberger,
Mike W and sorry Mike W in the chat said
that he was hiding money in it in a fridge,
literally in a refrigerator. Like I am in all of him,
like he's in the thirties. I am in awe of him.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
I think he might be my favorite politician in America
since what was it, dude who had the gold Bully
and he'd illegally gotten that he'd stuffed it under his
mattress or whatever. Oh, don't go part way crooked, you know, bro?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
And did you see when when he came out and
gave his little press conference today and that dude crashed
the party.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Mother motherfucker showed up with a bullhorn.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Dude, Like, I was so impressed a dude showed up
with a bullhorn, just to let him know we're not
fucking with you.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
He said, this is not some black this is not
a black person issue. We do not like you. Bro.
Like he said, you are disgrace. You are black people
to black people.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know, policies are anti black, and bro, he showed
up with a bullhorn.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
That's the type of preparation I appreciate right there.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
You know what I'm saying. That man puts it. He
might have had to hop on Amazon and get that charge.
We need to make sure the ship was charged. Yeah,
And he showed up with a motherfucking bulloard and spoke
his piece and he was in some real shit.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I agree with every fucking thing he said. He might
have got that four am delivery.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
HiT's overnight for two overnight.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
You know over twenty five dollars. You can get it
from forty eight am. Nigga, I need that a sap rum.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
Mean that shit we going in brother, You sign up
old niggas on stage.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Like, what do you? I mighty to tapped my dad
my tap dance. My ass up off this motherfucker. This
is real. This sounded like facts to me.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
Nigga, the one old man, he was like, well, damn,
they ain't tell me all this in a briefing.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Fuck this, nigga. You know.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
They also chose to have the press conference outside in
the rain, which meant that they were all huddling under
a pop tent. Like a reporter put up a picture
of like, this doesn't look that bad on TV, but
this is what it looks like in person, and it
looks like five people trying to share an umbrella, like
there are so many people crammed into that like easy
up Costco pop up town. It's just like it's like, well,

(12:04):
I just have to be as close to Eric Adams
as possible right now. This seems like the safest place
to be.

Speaker 9 (12:12):
Ain't no way chat is as unusual, full of legends,
and three people at the exact same time made the
same Ain't no such thing as halfway Crook's joke.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Hey, if you're gonna ball, they know ball, they know ball.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
You feel me to run the out right? You gotta
get all the way to the sideline. You know what
I mean? If you snap that thing off halfway through.
That's a pick six, Like you gotta get all the
way out there. I'm crazy, I'm reaching out. It was
a lot of funny, fucker, but i'mna reach out. My
favorite one of last night. It's from an account called
House of Decline and it says the Mayor of New
York has been arrested for corruption. Sounds like the preamble

(12:47):
that would appear before a nineteen nineties beat him up game,
And I'm here for I'm ready to fight identical guys
and gain.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Health with streak Chicken. I'm going to change my name
to Blade. That shit kill me right there. That does
sound like the streets of range ship.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
That was this real bro about to walk up, about
to about to put my h my robe on and
walk around barefoot on the asphalt of New York, ready
to kick people with their hair gelled straight up.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
You know.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
My favorite part of that sweet was street Chicken, because
it's so true.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
You a bunch of roasted ass chicken just pops up.
Back when gaming was so much simpler.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, Og video games did it put some wild habits,
foraging habits into our head. It's like, if you go
over there, and kick this bush. Maybe it's gonna spit
out some full can of soup and you'll just eat
the whole can, like h Josh. As a native New Yorker,
are you excited? How are you feeling about the downfall

(13:50):
of Eric Adams?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
I hate Eric Adams. I've always hated Eric Adams.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I'm always hated.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
It's funny because he in his speech whatever, his press conference,
he's like, you know, they're taking me down because I'm
standing up for you, like I'm powerphrasing here.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
And it's like, literally, Donald Trump's exactly so ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (14:09):
But it doesn't when it's coming from someone who doesn't
have a cult behind him, and there's like no one, Yeah,
no one likes him. I'm surprised he was even elected mayor.
That's that's the funny thing. It's like, this guy got
enough votes to win the mayoral seat in New York City, Like,
we gotta do better in New York. That's that's my
first reaction.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Well, did y'all did y'all there's that? Did y'all know?
He was like as correct an idea? How corrupt he
was coming in? How did how did he win the seat.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I mean, it just was like the right number of
connections and endorsements and stuff like that. But to him
getting indicted, the New York Police commissioners, I think they're
chancellor of the schools and maybe the head of the
libraries had all already been invested, arrested by the federals, uh,
by federal agents. So it's like it was for sure
they were working there up to him. Which is what

(15:01):
makes the phone thing so funny, is like brothers, they
have everything that's on that phone. They just need to
legally obtain it so they can use it in a
court of law.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
You know you're going sit down, bro, when the federal
government comes knocking. Bro. He he knows more than anybody
the fun. You know what I'm saying. Come on?

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Uh. He did give us an all time video clip
of him smelling the bag of weed at the at
the press conference where the police had all this stuff
they confiscated. Have you seen that clip?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Isn't even a sigh? You know what I'm saying, What
the fun?

Speaker 8 (15:39):
You know?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I will say this will He did give.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Us an all time bar one die where he said,
my haters have became my waiters at my table of success.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I was the goddamn I can't even hate your motherfucking guns.

Speaker 7 (15:52):
But that's pastor in the pulpit level heat.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
You know what I'm saying. That Nigga was preacher right there.
That's crazy. Fuck him.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
No.

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Speaker 5 (16:50):
Today, we are in the midst of I'm curious for
how we want to approach this or talk about it.
We are in the midst of the WNBA playoffs. It
apparently reached such a pitch of negativity in the discourse
from Caitlin Clark fans who were rooting for the Fever

(17:15):
that the WNBA, I think during their game with the
Sun in which the Sun eliminated in eighty seven eighty
one last night behind a big game from Melissa Thomas.
The WNBA actually put out a statement that was like,
we don't condone hate speech, you know, and all this
other stuff. There's been multiple coaches and players talking about it,

(17:35):
and we sort of had this discussion earlier, but like,
where do we go Fellas, Like you know, we said
on the show, right, this type of like quote unquote
conflict that is what drives American culture for mostly worse
and better if you're only looking at it from a

(17:55):
profit perspective, But like, how do we end up here
where it's people rooting for the Fever wearing Trump hats,
making fun of the nails that black women in the
WNB are working And is there any way to put
that shit back in the tube or are we just
doomed to the worst discourse possible going forward.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Oh nah, it's over though, Like there's no coming back
from this. I don't think like I mean, I thought
when there was that whole little controversy controversy with Caitlyn
Clark liking Taylor Swift's post about her promotion for Kamala,
I was like, Oh, this is probably going to you know,
get the right wing nuts, you know, to stop being
as fervent about her as they are. But that didn't.

(18:37):
That did nothing, as we've obviously seen. But yeah, I mean,
it's just the fact of the matter is you cannot
you cannot separate race from the dynamic here, no matter
how much people were trying to do that. The fact
of the matter is that a lot of flat out
racist people saw a white girl going into a league
that is dominated by black women, and they started supporting

(18:59):
her reasons that had nothing to do with basketball. And
we've seen that play out in very real ways from
from crowd hackling, like we mentioned, from a very disturbing email.
But I don't even want to repeat the contents of
it that DJ and a God like, you know, I don't,
I don't. I don't think there's any way to go
back from this.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
You just.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I mean, when it comes to shit like this in
a sports that you just kind of have to hope
that these fucking idiots tucker themselves out and they're they're
the ones who can. I don't think there's anything we
can do about them.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
What happened in the eighties when it was you know
what I'm saying, magic and Bird. I'm mad, yeah, for sure,
but I'm wonder like, how did it look? Was it
that version of what's going on now? And it just
took time for it to, you know, for it to
you know, to get away from that and be focused
more on the hoops because I mean, you know, a
race wars what saved the NBA. A race wars was

(19:51):
what's saving the w NBA, you know what I mean.
Obviously got to a point where people were just talking
about the basketball for withs.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Of the athletes.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
But yeah, I don't know, Gee, I don't know how
we how you know, we get away from that. But
I mean, once once it's open is open, bro ain't
no going back. I don't see like anybody they don't
care what the WBA thinks, you.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Know what I mean, These people that are saying these things.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
I mean, they had to come out and make the statement,
but it's not going to change anything.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I don't know if anybody can.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
I don't even know if you know, I think it's
too far for you know, CC to even do anything.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Like.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
I mean, she could come out and say like she
doesn't fuck with it. I think she has in tough moments, you.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
But uh, you know, it's not it's not her, it's
the you know it's And that's the reason behind.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
Me to compare the Magic and Bird also because the
other dynamic in addition to the race dynamic, is that
people in America hate women.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
So many of them hate women, and they hate black women.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
Specifically, so as it's that's what makes it like even
a level up from whatever. Not that I was alive
for the Bird Magic stuff, like it feels like a
level up from that because not only do they hate
black people, they hate women, and they hate black women
the most. So it's like it's just more so many
different ways that people feel super perior to these athletes
and feel like they can talk down to them and

(21:03):
say whatever they want to them because they kind of
can without consequence. That's like the social media part of
it is like they can just people can just say
shit and there's no consequences for them.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
It's insane.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah, I do think that's part of it, where like,
you know, my grandpa's Italian, my grandpa root for an
Italian boxer or for a white boxer one hundred percent.
But in the the politics of the time that I
was growing up, that we were growing up, it's obviously
not that there was not racism. It was that he
would never be comfortable saying anything, even as a conservative

(21:36):
old Italian guy. He would never like consider saying something
stronger than oh he's my kind of guy or something.
It would never be like, look at her fucking nailed,
you know what I mean. Like, and there's just such
a nakedness to the way hatred passive aggressiveness.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
It was passive aggressiveness set in person at most, right,
you know what I'm saying, Like you know, but now
because you said you can say it in a it's.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Calling Tiger Woods a gentleman, right, Like right for Tiger
Woods because he's a gentleman. It's like, yeah, racist right for.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Sure for sure.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, But the Lakers said they heard some shit going
about lost the garden, So you know, I don't think, no.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
That's true, and I'm just speaking to his experiences, like
my grandpa is probably an example of the like because
Caitlin Clark did bring a lot of new fans to
w n A obviously, right, like the ratings and everything, Uh,
speak that out, But like there, I guess that I
I guess that's sort of where I'm trying to find
a spot to land ethically, is like, is increasing your

(22:37):
audience in America at this point necessarily an immoral act?
But like do you know what I mean? Like there,
Like it doesn't seem like with how polarized the country
and social media discourse and everything else, is I mostly
talking about the internet from my experience at least, Like
you can't really open yourself to a large new audience

(22:59):
without it being fucking horrible, right.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
Like, Yeah, I'm wondering if, like in the eighties, would
somebody have spoken the DNA and the same in the
way that that person spoke to him, like in person,
when somebody had walked up and had access to her
in the way where she would see that and her
hear that directly to her. You know what I'm saying,
Like you walk into the Boston Garden. Motherfucker's just saying, Wow,

(23:22):
ship to the to the to the Lakers, you know
what I mean. It's not like somebody's in magic face
breaking down how much state hate that person or what
that who or who he is. So that's why I
think the difference in social media is where it's very
personal attacks directed right at you, you know what I'm saying,
and you have.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
No way to combat that.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
The best you could do is to to to dunk
the ass on social and get them docks or something
like like that, and that doesn't fulfill what you what's
the desires you have within you in those situations, you know,
it's just a it's a it's a almost a losing battle.
But I just I feel like currently it's just such
a different way of having to defend yourself or like
the best offense you have is not being on social.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Media, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Like, and it's still like, you know, in the media,
you see people talking shit, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
So I don't know, man, it's hard.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Yeah, yep, Like you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Like, dude, you can talk to ESPN and see some
weird shit being said you know what I'm saying. It's
not just like the It's not just you know, like
you know, fucking weirdos with twelve followers on Twitter. You
know what I'm saying, We're seeing some weird shit by
talking heads, some motherfuckers that were trusted at the point.

(24:40):
You feel what I'm saying, like dogs, it's a it's
a if I'm a black woman at WNBA, I'm feeling
a particular type of way.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Gee, you know what I mean for sure?

Speaker 9 (24:51):
Yeah, I think the social media part of it too,
and like not just social media, but like just the
increase of media in general. To your point about TV also,
it's like some people are saying in the chat, and
I think it's fair that, like you can.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
Ask Bill Russell, Like, there was a lot of races.

Speaker 9 (25:03):
Going on before this, right, but the volume of it
is being turned up so dramatically with social media, and
now you're getting people who like are just sort of
seeing it at the corner of their eye and are
able to comment on a public forum as opposed to
Mike's point, before the Internet and Magic Bird and even
before that with Bill Russell, if you just sort of
saw the thing, you could be like, hey, fuck that dude,
but like no one is hearing you, not a single

(25:25):
person is hearing the million person who barely cares about it,
but like still has.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Something to say.

Speaker 9 (25:32):
Where now that person can tweet it and if the
right person retweets it, it gets in front of him
millions of people.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah, it seems pretty broken.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
I mean, I was gonna say social media has made
everyone the dude who showed up the hecko Eric Adams
with the megaphone bro right right, Like everyone is that
everyone has that platform right about now.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
But without the conscience of the man who overnighted the
bullhorn to him. I think, like, you know, this is
something I struggle with in sort of general media ethics,
which I know is not the sexiest combination of words.
But like, there was a gatekeeper era that we all
grew up in that was, you know, just to take

(26:15):
a local example, you're not getting in the newspaper unless
the one editor of the newspaper fucks with you. So
if he was racist or he was misogynistic, that was
the one. That's the one, you know, old white guy
or whatever that you had to convince. We all lived
through the democratization of media, which was wonderful to be
a part of. It was the most exciting, you know,

(26:36):
I mean, and I'm literally sitting here with two guys
who I think are like two of the biggest examples
of why that was a good thing. Like getting different
voices who are able to be in their own space
that they could be authentic in that was the best. Like,
oh wow, now I get like this funny guy's commentary

(26:56):
on the NBA. I get these two dudes talking about animals.
No one would have put that on a TV show,
But it was the funniest fucking shit that I was seeing. Right.
But now it's like it's so democratized. It's like we
need a taste of the gatekeeping. Do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Bring gatekeeping back? How does the chat think about that nigga?

Speaker 8 (27:17):
Because that was on my ass over a whale, nigga, Yeah,
over a dead whale, Parcissa.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
But do you know what I'm saying, Like, the more
opened up.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I hear what you're saying, I hear what Yeah, because
I think we all.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Agree, like the more opened up a space is to
everyone talking at the same time, the less I'll just
say it, as a consumer, the less interest I have
him being there. What was good when we got on
Twitter was I followed. When I followed eleven hundred people
on Twitter, I followed every interesting person I thought existed
on planet Earth.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
That was it.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
And now it's like the algorithm every time I opened
the five six two account, which I don't have, like
I haven't gone through and blocked everything that I have
on my personal one, it's Elon shoving as much disinformation
as possible onto the timeline is you know what I mean?
So it's I guess Elon has brought back gate keeping
in the in the worst way. I guess that's a

(28:08):
good argument against it.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
That's for you tab racist as fuck too, bro, because
I'm like, I don't like none of these niggas.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
What do you think I am? Who do you think
I saw?

Speaker 9 (28:19):
I saw a tweet that was like the for you
tab On on Twitter is basically just like a four
Chan message board.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Now I haven't been on it. It's it's all that
type of ship.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Sometimes I get on it. It's just for you to
wipe over and I'm like what he's like, what is this?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (28:38):
I'm like, oh, ship, I don't follow these I'm like
Who's forteting this bullsh I'm in a block, niggas, who's
your tweeting this bullshit on my who I need to
don't follow?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Whosen this bullshit on my timeline? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (28:46):
And I'm trying to like make the TikTok algorithm for
on Twitter, but it's like to your point, and it's
not actually a good algorithm.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
It's just him shoving all these horrible voices at everybody. Yeah,
great stuff, awesome stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Love.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
I love bringing up a segment the conclusion of which is, yes,
we're all fucked, But I do do you feel like
there's some honesty to that?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
So?

Speaker 5 (29:07):
I don't know. Let's talk about the UNOV quarterback Matt
Sluka led the are they still the rebels? UNLV? Have
they changed that they're still the rebels? Led the rebels, Yeah,

(29:28):
led them to a I think a three and oh
started in national ranking, and then has now said over
Nio concerns that he is going to sit down red
shirt and transfer a lot of back and forth on
this before sort of the closest thing to facts that
we're going to get came out. What appears to be
the situation at least according to Sluca's agent, and I
use that term very loosely, is that a UNOV assistant

(29:51):
coach promised him one hundred thousand dollars if he transferred
to UNOV. He did transfer to UNOV. The schools collective
then told him, we will give you four payments of
three thousand dollars over the span of the season, which
is eighty eight thousand dollars less than one hundred thousand dollars.
And the quarterback is now essentially in a holdout except

(30:11):
that because the nil marketplace is so completely unregulated, I
don't understand how this kid has someone claiming to be
as agent. But it was just one hundred thousand dollars
of vibes. There was no contract, There was no formal
agreement or anything else. I do feel like this is
what the NCAA has opened the door to college sports

(30:32):
becoming Tyler, what did you think of this story and
what is the way forward for this not becoming super
commonplace in college sports.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
I mean, he probably should have gotten that, like firmly
put in writing in a contract that they had to honor.
But at the same time, if there was an agreement
there and they're not honoring it. Bro, you got the
you have the right to shake, like I'm not. I'm
not gonna wring my hands like, oh, this is the
new wild wild West of college football because the people
in power, the coaches, you know, the AD's and shit,

(31:02):
they've had this luxury for a while. I mean, and
I saw an argument that was being levied against this kid, like, oh, well,
he's not even performing to have these demands, Like if
we're gonna do that, if we're gonna get on the whole,
this person is stealing money. We need to look at
some coaches because Jimbo Fisher, that motherfucker has been stealing
money for years, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
So I ain't mad at them.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Man.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
You know, a great philosopher by the name of Pempci
once said, I ain't rapping shit until my money in
my hand, you know. So that's that is the philosophy
that I'm always on board with. If your money ain't right, Doug,
you have no obligation to, you know, perform what was
agreed on with payment to you first.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Also, like, it's not like the money wasn't right. It
was more than that one hundred thousand and twelve thousand
dollars are very, very ver not even on the same planet, right,
you know what I'm saying. So, I mean, like you
told one hundred thousand, you expect that regardless if you
deserve it or not. That's what you were told, and
you made it decision based upon that. You get there

(32:02):
and a monthfucker say we'll give you twelve. Here's three
K towards that.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
To what the fuck? Type of shit? Nigga?

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Fuck everybody, fuck fuck national ranking, fuck artists, bullshit.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I need my money.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
I'm not going to the to the l This might
be my biggest payday in a long time.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
One hundred thousand for it what five months of work?
Forty four? You fuck out of here, bro, I'm out
of here. I completely get it, you know what i mean.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
Also, like dog sha a, like you said, the way
they set this shit up, why aren't they giving up
the bread that their company that's coming their way, why
they were lying on I mean it's they basically just
made what was going on for so long legal.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Do you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
They didn't They didn't take that they you know what
I'm saying, they didn't take any You know what I'm
saying ownership of of what was the real issue. Them
making a ton of money and these kids are not
making any money. They turn it into the fucking wild
wild West. And this is what's happening. So don't blame
the motherfucking twenty one year old for not for getting mad,
for getting offered getting to blame blame the people that
set up the system.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
That allowed to get fucked.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
You know what I'm saying, because that's exactly what happened
to that kid, and he's not standard for it.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Good for him, for center for himself, and fuck the
people that don't agree.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
And fuck your little UNLV rubber running rebels ass niggas niggas,
Fuck them niggas.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
If them niggas is set up.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
It's talking about they gonna pay these these these shorties bread,
and the ain't give them their bread. That's some bullshit.
You should be mad at them. Come on, man, crazy,
how we blame these shorties for these shorties for for
for adult adult issues.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
You hit it on the head with the MC double
A right. The issue was It's funny, man, because there
was for most of our lives, these were arguments people
try to have his real arguments, and you'd just be like,
everyone's getting paid except the people doing the work. Change
and changed that to any industry and tell me where
that shit makes sense, you know, and people would be

(33:46):
arguing over is it fair to compare this tol like
these are all distractions from the very on. The coaches
at least have a job. The NC double A, which
gets a I believe they're current NCAA men's basketball contract
is a billion dollars. They don't have a job. They're
just a fucking like hosting agency. Their job is to

(34:07):
hire officials and they're getting a billion dollar TV contract
Like that doesn't make sense. And then when the players
go to court and yeah, I think even conservative courts
are saying, yeah, this doesn't make any sense. You can't
tell a kid, I'll give you a college scholarship if
you agree to play sports for me for free, and
also I now own your name, image, and likeness in perpetuity.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Is the NC double A giving them a college scholarship?
The the the.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Institutions are exactly yes.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
So what's coming out of the alas money outside of
hiring referees. They're not even paying for the college scholarships
the colleges are taking to.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Bruno that shit correct, what the fuck type of.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I mean?

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Yeah, well, and that's it. I mean, you know, there's
been a even before these changes were made, there's a
ton of reporting into how corrupt and gross the world
of like bowl ownership in NC double A football is
and stuff. I mean, yeah, it's a lot of people
making money off of kids who are working for free.
So it's rather than saying, hey, there's this huge pile
of money and the people who've earned it feel like

(35:11):
they're entitled to it, which they are. The NC Double
A's response was, we're going to open you up to
do endorsements and NIL stuff and we're gonna have nothing
to do with it that way. We're not. No one's
going to sue us over a Title nine violation whatever else.
But the problem is, and I posted this on Twitter,
I know I have friends who've become NFL and NBA
and MLB agents. It's like becoming a lawyer. It's a lengthy, expensive,

(35:35):
detailed certification process the process of becoming an NIL agent
in most states, and they're starting to be changes of
this is John, you want to be an NIL agent. Cool,
let's do it. So like obviously when you put kids
and you know, and I cover a lot of kids

(35:56):
where it's like they're they're talented athletes, but they're parents
don't have a financial background, Their parents are don't have
the best bullshit detector about that stuff. They consciously knowingly
flung those kids to the wolves. And so to me, yes,
NCAA always has the most burden to bear responsibility wise
for any of these stories. And then the agent where

(36:18):
it's like, you gotta have some a sense of shame. Bro,
you're calling yourself this kid's agent, and then you're saying,
where's the money they told him they were going to
give him? This We have a legal system designed to
have people put into writing how much money they're going
to give someone, And it is your specific job if
you're calling yourself Asian to do that for this kid, like.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
He probably spitting his hand. The other guy's spitting their hand.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
They shook you know what I mean, handshake agreement in
twenty twenty four, nigga, don't even grab a piece of
loose leaf or write something down.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Nothing. No, you know, we're brothers.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Look him in his eye, Tell you're a real trustworthy.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
Get right, walk off and click your boots on the
way out in the room, nigga, Yeah, fuck.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Out of here, all right.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
I know the chat's been excited for this discourse since
it began on Tyler's timeline. Tyler, could you give us
your thesis statement on the avocado? It's time for some
cod talk.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
On Jings and Jones.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
I I just don't see what the big deal is
about it.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Like, avocados don't gross me out, but they're just so
mid to me.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
They're just so blant.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Like, Bro, When I was out in La to kick
it with y'all last month, I grub hub a bacon,
egg and cheese bagel.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
They put alvacado on that. Motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I did not order it. I did not ask for
avocado on it. It was not It was not listed
on the menu on grub ub. On the item it
just said bacon, egg and cheese and they put alvocado
on that motherfucker. I said, what the fuck is up
with this state in Alvocado?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
You've blocking your blessings, Tyler, You're blocking your blessings.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
And the whole thing is like, look, Bro, I have
like I said, I don't hate avocado. They don't cross me.
They just don't do shit for me. Like I ate
that bacon, egg and cheese bag and I was like,
this is cool, but it's mushier than I expected.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Like it is mushier and greener than what I.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Signed up for, you know what I'm saying, Like, Bro,
I have never bit into anything and been excited that
it had avocado, and like, like, you know, I'll bite
into a burrito and I'll see avocados and I was like, oh, yeah,
they do have avocado and burritos, you know, Like it
has never been a good surprise when I bite into
something that avocados are there. You know what I'm saying.

(38:32):
It doesn't ruin the party. It just makes shit mushier,
you know what I'm saying. Like I said, I'm not
grossed out by avocados are just so bland to me.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I just do not see the big deal about them.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
Bro, I remember you were talking about like how you
know the only way they're even worth eating is if
you put like salt on them. You know what I'm saying,
Like salt makes everything taste better, you know what I'm saying.
But you're tasting the salt. You're not tasting avocado. Salt
usually believes it brings the taste out of whatever you're eating.
You know what I'm saying, You just you just tasting
the salt, eat off because there's no taste avocado. The

(39:03):
first time I had avocado, and I told y'all that
I never had avocado without salt, because I was like,
why would you eat it without that? But I did,
and I forgot. One of my coworkers made me guacamole
because I never had it. I was like thirty song country, nigga,
never had guacamole. What's thehime? I had no reason to
eat the ship. So she was like, I'll make you
some guacamole. And it didn't have salt in it.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Nigga. I almost threw up.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
I remember, I remember hearing that ship. I remember she
like wanted me to take the first bite in front
of him. Nigga, you know, face telling the truth, my
face beating.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I can't. I can't lie, nigga, you know what fu face?
And she probably put like lemon juice and ship in
it without the sauce.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
Bro lemon, no salt, bro. She there was some other
ship she had. I think it was pepper, But why
you put pepper in the no salt? Like what's gonna
bring me? So give me some tastes of salt. But yeah,
I just I just don't. I'm not, I'm I'm fine
with you know what I'm saying. Guacamole. I think I
think kamoli is good with salt, you know what I mean.
It's it's I like the texture in certain times.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
But yeah, I don't feel like like.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
I like, I'm not against avocada, and I don't think
it is like I put it in my salads and
stuff like that, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
But like I don't. It's just weird that people like
them so much will they fight over them. It's like
arguing with somebody online.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
It's like, Nigga, it's really it's you know, it's it's
it's it's textured air. You know what I'm saying. It's
it's it's you know, like there's no it's like eating
ice that's not cold, Nigga, Like there's no real taste.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
You know what I'm saying. You feel what I'm saying.
It's like it's like it's like there's a gelatin form
of ice. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (40:37):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
What is it in between ice and water?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's it's it's water flavored jello.
You feel me. It's water flavored jello.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
That's what it is, dug And I mean like you
put a little salt in it, you tastey salt like
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
It might ask some textures and ways that.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
You like, but nigga, it's not it's not anything worth
going to back online over, like you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Froyo is a great analogy because I eat fro yo
when I want ice cream, but I can't eat ice
cream for healthy, like because I'm trying to eat healthier.
So it's like here is a worse version of something,
but that is technically a cold dessert, like that is
a I do feel like that's what avocado is.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, for sure, for sure.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
No, that's the worst shit of all time. Get that
stuff here, l l l h whoa whoa uh but no, but.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
No, but no, no, no, okay, let's let's.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Let no let them I get I like tomato own sandwiches.
But it's a good analogy. It's a good analogy. It's
a good analogy. I get it, I get it, I
get it.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Only things I want meating crunchy things, the lettuce, I'll
take the onions, I'll take the cucumbers, I'll take the
bell peppers. I don't need tomato and I don't need
avocado salt.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
On tomatoes and eat tomato slices by themselves, a cherry tomato,
I'll pop a whole motherfuck in my mouth and like
eat that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
See, I'm I'm on the complete opposite end of the spectrum.
Like I really only like tomatoes on sandwiches, Like I'll
pluck them out of my cell. I don't like eating
them with salad.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I'm a big cucumber guy with my salad. You're you're
a big cucumber guy. Period.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
This nigga eat no, no, no, no, this nigga eats cucumbers
like steaks.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
You know what I'm saying. Like we were at what
What What What?

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Bro like like when he did that ship last week,
he had a cucumber out with the knife and he
was slicing slices of.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
Cucumber and just but Tyler's cucumbers like like a like
a McNugget. He'll he'll he'll get like like fries. You
know what I'm saying, Like he'll get a he'll have
a cup full of cucumber sticks and just be eating them.
You know what I'm saying. Like, that's that's how And
I'm not I'm not saying whath that's wrong with them?
I'm not mad at it. But like you like cucumbers
in the way they listen, don't like cucumbers.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Just slice up a cucumber and put it in some
water with some salt and peppa in a little dash
of vinegar and let that motherfucker sit overnight. Then eat
that ship. Oh my god, Oh my motherfucking guy. But
back to how trash alvacados, how trash avocados are? Yeah,
I just bro Like I said, I just I just

(43:47):
did not see the big deal of it.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
It's just California ass propaganda.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
But that that that is the only explanation.

Speaker 12 (43:52):
Man.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Wifey, Wifey does make some delicious guacamo My favorite guacamole.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's made by my wife. Mm hmm. I ain't mad.

(44:24):
The onions mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
But you need a good salted tortilla ship too. You
know what I'm saying, You need a good for avocado.
I'm not I'm not I mean out for GUACAMOLEA I'm
not eating a spoonful of guacamoles just for the love
of guacamole, you know what I mean. I'm just saying, like,
it's not really about it's about it's an additive to
something that's already good.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I know, but I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
But what I'm saying it's a it's an additive to
something that's already good, like guacamole itself.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Isn't saving ship, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
There's the chat that owns and Jones at this point
in the avocado discourse.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
Okay, yeah, I mean a white person made it. A
white person made it. That's what I mean, Bro.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I mean, tell the city had it what I saw
before too. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
But anyway, listen, bro, Like, like, one of the biggest
mistakes you can make is going to a popular Mexican
restaurant in your city, because you will find out quickly
the reason it is so popular is because they have
blanded their food down to to cater to bland ass
white people's palates, and I have had some trash ass
guacamole at like popular Mexican restaurants in the city. That's

(45:50):
why I don't do popular Mexican restaurants, bro, I need
to go to the hole in the walls, though.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Popular Mexican restaurants where you're at probably whitewash popular Mexican
restaurants here Mexican restaurants, you know what I'm saying. So yeah, yeah,
But in Saint Louis, Yes, like motherfucker's pulling up the
text next spot that ship cracking and like nigga, the
hot sauce, I ain't got no kick to it. The
guacamole ain't even don't know what salt is. Ain't never
heard of salt niggas, just like they squeeze it out

(46:20):
of a Jergon drging shaped guacamole bottle.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
You know what I'm saying. Come over to your tablet,
would you like too? Extra squirts?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Sir.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
I'm gonna get drunken pumps some avocados straight from the source.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
The worst Mexican food I ever had in Richmond.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
And if any of my Richmond listeners know, it's this
place called Casa del Barcle and it's in this spot
called Richmond called the Canal Walk, which is you know
what it sounds like, there's a canal, it's it's it's
it's like, you know, a fucking you know, string of
restaurants and there's a can outside it. It's a great
fucking location. The scenery is incredible, right, and me and
wife walked in there and I was like, this ship
looks way too expensive to like rent out and to

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furnish and all that.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I know, the food here is going to be trash.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
And I and that's exactly how it played out. Bro.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
So it's a new I feel about Mexican food the
way I feel about Italian food. I don't like fancy,
like I like the I like a like the street
truck or hole in the wall version of Italian food
and Mexican food. But there is a very expensive Mexican
place in Long Beach that opened recently called Ola. That's
the first expensive Mexican restaurant. Like shar and I literally

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went to make fun of it because like all of
our friends are like, oh, it's so good. We looked
at the menu were like, I'm sorry, does this say
they're charging fucking six dollars for chips, Like, so we
went to make fun of it free, I know, but
we went to make fun of it. John and everything
that we had. We were like, oh that yeah, fifty
dollars enchilada. That's ridiculous. But uh damn this this is
pretty fucking good though, Like, this is a good.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
I usually feel like most cultural food, if it's an
defensive place, is not as good, you know what I'm
saying because.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Of what Tyler. Yeah, yeah, Tyler going for a broader demographic.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, yeah, the.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
People who don't like seasoning the mad market, you know, like, hey, bro,
if you're in southern California, go into a tie place
and ask them for the Thaie seasoning level. Like they
won't give it to you unless you look like you
might be at least seventy five percent agent. Like they
won't give it, Like they won't give me garlic pepper
beef for the way they would season They literally would

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not serve it because they're like, no, we've had too
many experiences of people who thought they wanted that ship
and then went running out the front door Sonora town.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
M h, what was it?

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Leo's okay, Leo's kind of mid yeh. Yeah. Can I

(49:17):
tell you a story from of the actions of a
brilliant man.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah. One time we were at a restaurant. I was
with my homie.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
We were pulling up our favorite you know, stak burriedo spot,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
We're in that motherfucker. He's like, let's go outside. I'm
like why, He's like, let's go outside.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
He's like, I don't want my clothes smelling like food,
and I don't want to buy food for who I'm with,
So he didn't want to have to go home. So
he's like, Yo, we're just gonna sit out here niggas St.
Louis niggas in winter time. It was like thirteen degrees
and he.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Rather smelling like cilantro.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Smelling like that steak burried though. Did you eat?

Speaker 7 (49:58):
He couldn't lie and say no, And I'm like, bro,
you are genius.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
There's a very specific window of time in your life
when that qualifies as brilliance. But in that window of time,
that's like the most brillian.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
I was twenty eight. It was it was the most.
It was like top three smartest things I heard in
my life. I was broke as fuck.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
I was, and you were like, can I give you
some money to invest for me?

Speaker 8 (50:26):
Like I wanted a stake burrito but I didn't have
to stake burrito type money at the time.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You know what I'm saying. I wish I did, but
I didn't. You know what I'm saying, And I'm like, wow,
you cracked the cold, my nigga.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
I'll tell you. The worst Mexican food I ever had
was Have you all seen the episode of South Park
with Casa Bonita? No, all right, well it's a famous
like tourist Mexican place in Denver that's like they have
cliff divers at all this other ship. We were in
Denver and we saw Casa Bonita. We're like, that's from

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the South Park episode. We should go see it. I
have never seen anything that looked less like Mexican food mask.
I mean, it was like a like a steak in Chilada,
but the cheese was cheese sauce.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Like the Chinese food in Colorado should be lethal. It's disrespectful.
It's like, that's not Chinese food.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
I did like, like, dude, they're they're like they're they're
a stur fry light skin as fuck.

Speaker 13 (51:38):
This this motherfucking bright skin ass, motherfucker yellow bone ass
stur fry. Nigga, what a melanin in this motherfucker br
I'm talking about Whyes, you know, a bound all.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Through the Chinese restaurants. It's nasty, bro crazy incredible.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Okay, last thing, last topic before we get to stump
the old, and I'm going to take this directly from
Tyler's Twitter account because this is how I discovered. It
was the sleeping over discourse from this week that was
absolutely incredible. The gist of it is, Oh Tyler, that

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Eric Adams shit had Tyler tweeting like it was twenty twelve,
brod I was.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I was really just retweeting, dog like.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
I don't even think I got a single original thought
tweet off. I just let that the New Yorkers have
the flow on that one.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Bro. Yeah, they had them.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
They was cooking when they get on this ship.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Man.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
So yeah, all right. Hot Chip with three peas tweeted
in response to someone someone said I hate when women
sleep over, and I told her I have work in
the am and they don't move with any sense of urgency.
I'm about I'm about to start working. You're sitting on
my couch. Go home. Roger and Hot Ship with three

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PE's quote tweeted and said, this is why spending the
night with a man who isn't your boyfriend is a
no no, because what the fuck is this? She can
stay there as long as she likes. I'm pretty sure
you got whatever you wanted out of the situation, so
let her get her. My favorite coachwet of this was

(53:18):
someone just said, she says Shorty has squatter's rights.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
That's basically what it is. I mean. But then the
young lady will posted that.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Listen, Yeah, it's it's a few things working against the
young lady here with with the with the blind spot
she has. For one, she's a she was a very
pretty young lady, right, So she's she has probably legitimately
never had a man tell her to get right.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Right. So there's that He's going to work and he's like,
if you're here when I get home, great.

Speaker 8 (53:50):
Yah, yeah, please as long as you like, Okay, you
need me to call out for you? Do you want to?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
You need the actual one. Rounds up some brand for
the actual one.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
So, for one, she has that where she's probably legitimately
never been asked to leave it. And two she said
she has a new catual sex she only you know,
deals with with relationship committed. Oh yeah, so yeah, so
so she for sure is working with some blind spots here.
But like listen, man, back in my day eons ago,
when I was, you know, in that world, I explained
it very clearly. You can explain it without being a

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dickhead that yo, I gotta go to you can come through.
I gotta go to work at such and such, So
we got to be out of here at such and such.
Like you can lay that out there without making it
seem like you're kicking them out, because people understand we're
we're adepts who have jobs, right, Like, it's very understood there.
But but yeah, she was for sure of working with
some major blond spots there, and dog and Twitter twitter.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Shots some light on those blind spots very hilariously too.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
I always thought it was easier to go the other
round and stay at their crib, you know what I'm saying,
because like I always struggled with saying, hey, I have
because I never wanted anybody you feel uncomfortable in my home,
you know, what I mean, or like they weren't wanted
or and like I really struggled saying like even if
it was like, yo, I just met this motherfucker the
day before, you feel what I'm saying, like, hey, gotta

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be at work, you know, thank you for the vagina,
but a nigga got work to do, you.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
That's what it kind of felt like to me. And
that's like me, you know, you know what I'm saying,
Like I felt intense every what you know what I mean?
So I would always like, you know, visit them and
do you know what I mean? And then you know,
you know, hey, you know I we'll get back to
each other. You feel what I'm saying like, I just
I'm not. Yeah, I kind of felt I kind of
felt it kind of felt hard to I couldn't. I

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couldn't find the balance time I found you. I'm not
a nigga, I'm not a rapper.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I'm not. No, you ain't.

Speaker 7 (55:47):
You gotta get the fuck out if you ain't. You know,
I never had no expectations, none of that shit. You
know what I'm saying, Like whatever happens happens, and then
but like I just I just it just felt bad
saying like yo, you know, to get out of here.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
And yeah, and I think a lot of people have
this perception that casual sex is just objectification. And when
when I when that was like I was never that way,
bro like like like like like, well, you can spend
the night, we can do dates. I'll cook for you.
Like hell, I never believed in that whole No, you know,
we just smashed and I ain't doing none of that
boyfriend stuff. No.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I treated you like a human because you are a human,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
So yeah, I get in trouble sometimes too because they
might expect some boys because they didn't live with.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Some fuck niggas.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
Yeah, but it's like, no, we can we can enjoy this,
have some fun if you know what I mean. Like,
it ain't gotta be like a transactional fucking situation, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Like broh n.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
All right, Jackson, I believe we have a couple of
stumped the olds. M I saw that one.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah, I've never seen it. Of course I haven't seen it.
I never seen it in newslang.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
If I if we if we outside ball up top
shoot the pharewell.

Speaker 14 (57:33):
Yeah, yeah, I don't yeah, I know, I wouldn't have
thought that.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
The tweet that made that phrase go viral is a
couple of months back, a dude sposted a pick of
him in the hospital saying I'm a dad. I got
a daughter now holding holding a new born, and then
he quote tweeted that a few months later said just
find out she ain't my ball up top?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (58:03):
That was that was that was yeah, that was that
was where I saw said, that's that's possible response.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Check the game goes on.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
John might not recover.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
From I'm an I'm an awe that is, I have
no word.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
I'm always impressed with that. It's like that because I'm
a self deprecating dude. Like that was like we, like,
I know Tyler the same way, Like we grew up
on Conan and the Simpsons, like you grew up on
like being able to make jokes about yourself and diffuse
things ahead of type and stuff. But people who could
make a joke about ship like that.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Yeah, you know, you know everyone says time, Yeah, you know,
everyone says everyone overshares on Twitter and side says, but
I feel like you make a big an assle like
that on social media where all your friends and stuff
going to stage. I might have to go that route
where you do the same thing on social media where
you let them know, hey, it ain't mine, dog.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
I don't know what to tell you, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
It depends on the situation, Like if it's just like
you know, you just boom boom, you know some like
some a casual situation turned into something serious. You know
what I mean, you find out, But this is like yo, yo, lady,
your Maine.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
You brought it home to mama all type shit like
you know, and that I don't know if I could
share that, i'ma be too sick, right because my whole
life is gonna change. If it's just I would be
hurt about me putting effort into a shorty.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
But three months later that you.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
Know, Shola, like two and a half months, he ain't
said a word to me. I love him to death
because he's mom. But I don't know that nigga yet.
You know what I'm saying, don't nobody, dude, Shola don't
know shoulder yet.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (59:41):
So so yeah, yo, I'm not worried about that.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
When ain't talking about that.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
I'm saying like, you know, like in the interactions, all
I've done is change diapers and Gucci Gucci goo. You
know what I'm saying, Like like yeah, I mean like
if it was like three years in and you know
what I'm saying and you gotta you know, you built
like you got to know the kid.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah, I'm definitely not saying that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
I think that was a perfect time and probably a
good situation where he didn't have a bunch of you know,
like he wasn't like in a relationship with this person
to a particular degree where he was like fucking heartbroken
over you know what I'm saying having a check ball,
because there's most situations that ain't there's a lot of
tears that come with ball up top, Nigga, that ain't
something you gonna shirt the internet dunking on yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
That that's a little bit to her for most situations,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
That falls into the uh batman couldn't have dragged this
out of me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
He was going to beat my assn Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
We knew, I mean we you know, like Sear and
I post stuff like you know, she she had her
health stuff going on, we post that because I don't.
And it's funny because people will be like, oh, it's
so great that you're sharing your story. So we just
don't like talking to people about shit.

Speaker 12 (01:00:46):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
So if if she posted shit once on Facebook, then cool.
She doesn't need to call fourteen people or explain to
five people at are work why she's gonna be late
for shit. It's like, let me put my bad news
up here. Boom leaves him comments greatly, appreciate it, and
then we you know, move on from it. Versus I
feel like if he doesn't post that on Twitter, it's

(01:01:09):
like Tyler said, you gotta tell you gotta tell the
story seventy five times. That actually wasn't my baby the thing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
If you the type if this situation where.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Like I gotta tell person at the baby shower like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah for sure, yeah yeah yeah damn.

Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
I mean, like like I said, if it's like I
don't know in this situation, if it's not like a,
if it's not a serious relationship, I mean that baby,
he might have just been a you know, he might.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
He might have put a right nigga like.

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
Cash deep, Oh you hear me, Steph told me nigga
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Like it might have felt like that. You hear me,
So I don't know, but uh, if if it's serious,
if it's serious, I definitely I couldn't. I couldn't do that.
That's be crazy too much, too.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Much, stump the oldest round two.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
I have no idea the idea, I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
I got nothing for you. Sex. It's related to sex
in some way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
These kids ain't fucking you know, twenty year olds don't
crack no more.

Speaker 12 (01:02:45):
Mhm ah, Oh that's that's sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
And friendship, yeah, ah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
Is there something a little dystopian in this that it's
like it's like a big deal for the younger generation
that they're like in person human interaction like this is
a trend, Like what if we were to sit in
person and be human beings together?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Whether it is or not, I'm happy it's happening.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Yeah, that's a good trend. What's your this? And yeah,
John and Tyler.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Question here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, you know, I mean should
I do that for real? Like I call a home
at two over one, I'm bringing some ship out so
open something in the air. That's always another another this
in yap situation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
True friendship. It's special, bro. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
We have the funniest, funniest conversations.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Wa hi bro. Yeah so maybe that I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
It could be that that pizza from fucking Norfolk.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
That might be a this in yep. Oh yeah, that
motherfucker was Tyler. I told him I'm going to sleep.
I have to share this pizza with you. Twenty minutes later. Friend,
right there, bro, and we and then we went downstairs
like fuck it. Yeah that was so good.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
All right, Well, thanks for showing up to our This
and YAP podcast. I mean, yeah, I think the zoom
window is my This and Yap Scarlett's and Oples said, yeah,
all right, that's all the time we got. We'll be
back Sunday night for our usual post Sunday night football

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live show. We'll see all that by the volume