Jenkins and Jonez - Love Is Blind Eps 1-6 Recap

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is Sunday, October sixth, and it is our Love is Blind,
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All we're talking tonight is Love is Blind. We'll get
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Speaker 1 (02:14):
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Speaker 2 (02:28):
Love is Blind Master himself, Jenkins, John.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm guarding baka Mike, mother fucking Mike, mother fucking And
we're produced as always by the lovely and talented Jackson
Stephon and the equally lovely and equally talented Josh Rodriguez.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
You doing okay?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
But before we turn it over to Tyler for the
Love is Blind episode, can everyone with a drinking receptacle
raise their drinking receptacle? I need it for those who
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Speaker 1 (03:15):
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Speaker 3 (03:18):
Man, all right, we do have one of the world's
foremost Love is Blind fans, our very own Tyler per Year. Tyler,
please imagine yellow circles in the foregrounds of all of
our screens. Take it away with Love is Blind, Washington,
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Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, so Love is Blind Season seven. We are in
DC now the d m V the two two to
three oh one to two four o five seven one
seven oh three. They got a million fucking area colds up.
That motherfucker. All right, So we have gotten six couples
who are who are locked in here. Right, We've got
Garrett and Taylor. I think that's well, We're gonna do

(03:59):
a deep dive into these couples. I'm just gonna give
an intro right here. We got Garrett, thirty three year
old year old quantum physicist. I felt so vindicated when
Stevens said he looked like a fake ask Chris Evans,
because I was like, yes, thank you, that's exactly what
I've thought too. Right, and he is paired with Taylor,
who is a twenty nine year old chemist, right, and

(04:21):
Taylor reminded me. I was like, bro, she reminds me
of Minor Cons.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I was.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I was like, you know, saying, and I was like, bro,
hope I'm not Mina Cons. I hope I'm not. I
hope I'm not being the racist guy who makes all
Asian people want to say. But then Mina said her
husband said the same thing, and I was like vindication.
I was like, he's got two dumbson. Isn't racist? This
guy right here? So so so yeah, we got Garrett
and Taylor, you know they Tyler, you're the cutest. I

(04:50):
wanted to hug you. That was so sweet. Ahead, so
all right, and then we've got Tyler, who is a
thirty four year old Nuclear security office.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Can I ask you a.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Question, are we going with their names or are you
giving us nicknames that we'll be using for them?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Right? Like, like Garrett is Evan's face to me? Like
and then and then Tyler like he's Aaron Donald. Bro?
Like I tweeted out how it was bugging me for
like five episodes, like, bro, who does he remind me of?
Then they hit me. I was like Aaron Donald? And
I pause, love is blind to tell my wife that's
who this motherfucker minds is Aaron Donald. I pulled up
the Google image search and showed Aaron Donald's wife. She

(05:27):
didn't give a fuck at all. Yeah, I don't know
anything sports related.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I don't know anyone who gives less of a shit
about sports in summer.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, he looks like Aaron Donald. I completely agree with you.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yes, yeah, yeah right, And he looks like he looks
like regular sized human Aaron Donald basically right, all right,
And so you know Tyler, he's paired with Ashley, thirty
two year old marketing director. And then we have Tim
and Alex. Tim is a thirty three year old web
content strategist. He went to Norfolk State, you know John

(06:00):
Wishing off of States the Green and Gold. He's paired
with Alex, who's a thirty three year old producer. They
are a very healthy, healthily sized couple. Tim is a
big boy, no, because because know Alex flat out said
I'm a big girl. Like Alex said that ship in
the Pods and Tim was like, I can handle it.

(06:21):
I'm a big boy. They gonna make an sec offensive
line and if they if they, if they make it
through this ship. Right. They're cute though, they attractive, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Tyler is the one who is like Brinks truck sized
trauma dumping, right.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, I don't think it's trauma. That's Tim. That's Tim's
the one who lost that sisters. They both Tyler. Tyler
is is the Aaron Downald looking motherfucker with the beard.
Yeah I'm right here, but you know, the.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Lighter you think about Steven. You know, no, I'm not
thinking about the white boy. I thought he has lighter.
I think he has lighter here. But it's all good.
He's with Serby and his mom is Serby and and
he was like crying over his mom.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's Tyler, right, I think, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Tim was the one with the bracelet from his sisters
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, but the ring from his uh ring, it was
a lot brother, Yeah sure.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Change yeah, yesus okay. And then we have Ramseys and
Marissa Ramseys is thirty five, works out of Justice ree
form nonprofit that was homely with the two braids on
Prince Ship like bro remind Proud from the Proud family
if you have, I think like Prince. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
I got a lot to say about Ramsey brother.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Prince was cool. I don't know if I'm basically calling
them two dreads cool. Like I never looked at Prince
was like I don't like him. I kind of felt
like that with I think he's a good, good hearted,
So I'm like, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
But my first thought was fuck this, nigga, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
First through eight thoughts.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I don't know, go ahead, okay. Yeah. And Ramsey's couple
with Marissa, thirty two year old law clerk. She reminds
me so much of Shorty from Half Bay. Do y'all
see that ship too, Mary Jane from.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Man I will see that for sure.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, she reminds me so much. I think short these
names like Rachel True or some shit.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
But okay, then I was worried you were about to
say someone you cared about, because I got a bunch
of shit to talk on her too.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
So that's oh, buddy, we're gonna have a time with her,
and we're gonna have a time with with this couple too.
Steven the thirty four year old electrician called me who
find out he was black at like thirty years soter.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Oh my god, brought it for Trumpet two sixteen, that nigga,
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah yeah. That was another mina chime shout out. She
said he looked like Blake Griffin from Cliff you know,
to the document bro. Yeah, yeah, okay, And he's with Monica,
thirty six year old sales that Monica was like the
oga of of all of this, like she was the

(08:59):
old this one at thirty six, I believe. Yeah. Then
we've gotten Nick she had.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I want to compliment Monica up front for the sense
of humor she had about Steven's awakening.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, we were for sure.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh no, it's hard to yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Go ahead though. Then we got Nick, who was a
twenty nine real estate agent. He was a kicker and punter.
Uh played, you know, semi pros. Never made it to the NFL,
did like CFL XFL went to William and Mary another
seven five seven said he was all American though, how
you all american? Williaming? Okay, yeah, yeah, that's the same
school that gave us Mike Tomland, like seven five seven

(09:40):
be doing it. And he's with Hannah, twenty six year
old medical device sales girl, her whole ship. Yeah she
she quit her host. Hannah is an interesting character too.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Y'all think Hannah looks just like Megan Fox.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I said something else was I won't say on camera,
but I told my wife that she was like, but.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Fucked up? Go ahead, right? And then the last couple
that got paired is a couple that I felt like
had so much potential and they slip through the cracks
and we will never see the fucking train crash that
it was, which is Leo. I read about that. I
was like, why did they not show that ship? But
go ahead, Leo, who's the thirty one year older. This

(10:25):
is probably a very fucking deep cut. But this dude
is super fucking famous in a very niche circle. He
reminds me of the podcaster Lex Friedman. Do you know
who who? That dude is a podcaster And he's got
such YouTube batman to see all the big names who
have popular still cracking, is he still?

Speaker 6 (10:51):
He talks like he talks like this very calmly and
pretends that he's a centrist and very reasonable and just.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Doesn't like that motherfucker. Yeah, y'all. No, he's for sure
super right wingling, but he's also super into science, which
is like, I don't know how that shit jives, but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
And I was like, he reminds you a lot of
Leo because there's a lot of shit that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
About Leo too, right, right, And and Leo paired with Brittany,
who was a thirty three year old esthetician, and so okay,
we can start there with Leo and Brittany since since
they didn't get any further than the six episodes, so basically,
there was this love triangle going on where there was
Leo and Brittany and Hannah and Leo. I bro I

(11:34):
felt like, okay, all of these couples, there's no one
here who I really really dislike. I was like, there's
no chaos agents here besides Leo. We needed Leo this
season because Leo was full of shit, like Leo who
was full of shit, like like he was talking all
that shit, like he would tell a girl, yeah, you
know I got a super you know, big inheritance. But

(11:56):
you know, I don't want women to want me for
my money. I'm wearing a Rolex right now. You know
this is what CEOs wear. But I don't want a
girl who wants me full my money. And it was
like dog and he was such a dickhead. And then
he was playing the two side ship with Brittany and
motherfucking Hannah And what killed me is that motherfucker was
a serial through the phone Snooter. I was like, this

(12:16):
man has no integrity. He gave Brittany and handed the
I was like, where's your where's your backbone? I was like,
what is your backbone?

Speaker 5 (12:25):
For one?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
You don't think you should do that period too. You
should not do that too, multiple woman. I know you
full of shit if you're doing that multile woman funny ship.
That's a real kiss to the phone. Okay, okay, you
don't caiss multiple women. Okay, yeah, he said period though
no summer summer. It's a running joke with me, and
somewhere she wants me to be I'm gonna do through
the phone ship and I'm like that just ain't me.

(12:47):
All right, that's a running joke.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
And she kiss through the phone though I thought you
would not that, but like you know what I'm saying,
Like you thought was motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I mean that's kind of crazy. You know what I'm saying,
Just say me. And the whole thing is, Look, it's
it's very silly, and if it's something we'd laugh at.
But if it met a lot to my wife, yeah,
i'd be a yeah. Of course. It's a running joke
with us. And she saw this, motherfucker, she was like,
I don't ever want you to do that. It's changed
you were aligning with you know what I mean? Right?

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
So yeah, but Leo was just bro and and when
Leo and Britney paired, I was like, this is perfect
because this couple is going to be a fucking train right.
But they did the ship where they went to Miami
before going to Cabos saying Lucas with the other couples,
and we got that whole fucking message. They went to
Miami and then they broke up. I was like, brod,
I needed to get a camera crew there because I

(13:44):
know that shit was explosive. I know there were fireworks
with it.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Bro I read Apparently it's like the director of the
producer said that they have budget for like five or
six people, right, they push it and so the reason, yeah,
the would have been a number and they knew there was
no way in hell they're going to so they had
some level of integrity. Integrity with makes me think that

(14:07):
like this show is made in a way like they
want people to fall in love. I thought this was
just made for a train work situation. They've been perfect
for that, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
But I I think after seeing what Leo did with
Hannah and Brittany, I think the producers correctly said this
dude might be so manipulative emotionally that he's actually abusive.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Like I haven't hated a.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Person on my television as much as I hate Leo
in a long time bro. Like, I mean, I was
like Jackson and I were texting each other. I was like,
if I actually hope something physically bad happens to this
dude in real life off my TV.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
That's how much I hate this motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
He started off by introducing himself to everyone. Oh I'm
so rich and I'm so tired of everyone only dating
me for my money.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Like, and then the way he treated those two human beings.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
And I'm I'm not a big fan of Hannah or Brittany,
but the way he treated that like a business negotiation
and he was like leveraging them.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
That what he was doing with Hannah Sear.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
And I were literally it was like a horror movie.
We were on the couch and just yelling at her,
like just walk out of the room.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
But that's just like me with that, I mean, like
that's like, how are like the way he's talking to
people right me and like we're watching thinking like I
would have hated him. The second syllable that came out
of his mouth, it had been fuck you, like period, bru,
Like why is it not fuck him that quick to

(15:33):
other people?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
So like, you know, I'm wondering like why are you
sitting here? And also on the other.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
End, like if you're not only what he's saying, but
how he sounds. This nigga sounds exactly how the fuck
he looks.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
You feel me like he sounded like a fuck ass, bitch, ass,
whole ass nigga.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Br you feel me? Why are you letting him be
weird on.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
The other side and it's not walking out on that
weird ass nigga?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Bro, you know what I'm saying. And then like, oh girl,
like you know she was just there for the bag.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
You feel me, Blair, I have never seen somebody that
was just so obvious she.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Was talking about Yeah, she she brought Twitter conversations to
love his glass. She's like, what do you think about
going fifty to fifty?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Everyone that and all the mother niggas.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Was Thanksgiving that I should have to fix you a plate?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Like Bro, I'm just like, it was so blatant, you
know what I mean, Like, I just I think they
may I mean, yes, he could have been. I think
when they saw his goofy ass, nobody would have been
word tripping off his ass. You feel me, like old girl,
first thing she said, Well, the second thing she said
was what.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Have I done?

Speaker 5 (16:43):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
He's like, she got his ship. He's like, what about
She's like, what have I done? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Like they knew that wasn't going to work, and he
wasn't going to I don't think he would have been
as manipulative in real life. He was taking full advantags
of the opportunity that he's never had before. You know
what I'm saying, I wouldn't be surprised to Nigga hadn't
smelled pussy in twelve years, nigga.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
The jillionaire though, Nigga, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
There's a lot bro. Hey, Nigga, b that dude is
so fucking weak.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Oh, I agree, he's She said what have I done?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Because he's impossible.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
The woman who wants nothing but green she sees a
nigga she sees money.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Said this nigga is impossible to be around.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
He's only five careful breakdowns about his insecurity, that the
girl next to him is only with him for his money,
to everyone with or crumb of vagina he's ever had,
the ratio is five to why.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Minimum minimum minimum?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Bro, Like, he's impossibly the only thing that makes him
like that. If it wasn't for that fucking money, he
would have no chance at all. But he's so impossibly
run that money. He doesn't have enough money to There's
not enough money in the world to want to be
around his motherfucker you feel.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Men bang the rolex on the screen, like do you
hear that noise?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Does that sound like a broke?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Right? It was solid gold that did look nice? Not
gonna lie. I was like, god damn, bro, But I
mean like dog like he's talking the dudes do everybody?
Every time he brought open his mouth, he s how
much twenty he had.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Like nobody every time someone and one of the guys
came back and was engaged and everyone would be like
wapping him up and hugging him and stuff.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
He was always on the edge of the group, like
like touching them or something.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
He was so uncomfortable with every form of social interaction.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
What did he say was like you so and so?
You dog did it? Remember that little friend? I'm like
this nigga, bro.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
He had an all birds talking like that. Get this
month offucker the fuck out of here. Bro, I'm surprised
the fucking producers picked that goofy ass nigga, you know
what I mean, like nigga they do.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
They was setting somebody up anyway, Can I can I.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Ask what the last thing I have to say about Leo?
Have y'all seen the show Parks and rec Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I'm familiar with it. I'm familiar with it. Yeah, episode
I'm familiar with the memes.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Jackson, would you agree that he's just John Ralphio? He's
just John Ralphio, like a character that you and what
what actor plays John Ralphiel Sonic the Hedgehog, Ben Schwartz,
Ben Schwartz.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
He's He's Google name. That white brother.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Is John Ralphiel. And my thing with John.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
John Ralphiel is like one of the highest percentage lines
on any sitcom I've ever had.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
Like everything is so funny.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
But the thing with Leo that I found, I mean,
because he's such a loser, right every.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Time he spoke was infuriating.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
But the way that he both sides the breakup thing
with Hannah, he was like, he's like begging her.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Hey, please just tell me a by the chance please.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
And then she just finally, finally she just goes like no,
and he goes, well, good, I mean, I'm glad this
was a mutual breakup, like you found your person, I
found mine.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
This is always what I wanted, Like we're on the
same bench.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
And then he was like like, you know, make sure
that you tell Brittain that you know she was still
my top choice and good on hand if for not
doing that fun ship, yeah, because he told Ganna went
back and told Brittany exactly how went down, and good
for her. But Brian Rinney still shows up though, so
it didn't matter.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Britan.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yes, she got what she wanted Miami.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
She was so uncomfortable and that that was the most
awkward reveal I think I've seen in this old series history.
It was to the point where I feel like she
went to the producers afterwards is like I can't do this.
Like That's where I feel like that came backing up
from him as it was he was he was on
top of her like.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Bro like Doug, Doug, I'm just I'm telling you you
can't act like that and be and then come back like,
well she's hot as ship. You've never been around a
woman that you know what I'm saying, like, Bro, like
you haven't had real interaction. Bro, that nigga like as
much money as he has, it doesn't matter. He's a
He's an impossible human.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah. Yeah, he would have been great television though.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I feel we needed him this whole season. No man
for the forty five minutes were lasted in would have.
We need those motherfuckers who are jet skiing with We
need those dudes, man, oh man, that's correct. I really
feel like they dropped the ball with not getting that
footag because, like I said, I know that breakup was
fucking election.

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Speaker 5 (23:40):
What time is it? Game Time?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, moving on to the other end of this section
with the couple who we actually like, Heart and Sailor,
All right, like what new we need to say about
these besides the fact that they're fucking perfect for each other.
Like I look at them and I'm like, bro, y'all
might be an all time great love is blind couple,
Like that might be some cameraon and lowered type shit,
like he is a physicist and has the Heisenberg fucking
principal tatted on him. She's a chemist and has hydrogen

(24:08):
molecules tatted on her. She sent to the motherfucker a
love note with pheromones on it, like, bro, I'm like, yeah,
oh my god, y'all like the big big bang theory couple,
but in real life, like they're just perfect for each other. Bro.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
They got right to it too, Like the only the
disagreement they had was over her like sensitivity around revealing
what her racial makeup was, and and the timeline for
having kids. Like the third time they talked, it was like,
you want to have kids right now? Okay, I wanted
to wait two years, but I can be flexible. Like
they was like like like that's when you picture what
an arranged marriage would be, Like that's what you're hoping

(24:44):
it would turn out like.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Cause that it was so crazy. I think that pheromone.
Shit just ain't about like you know what I'm saying science, Nigga.
I think it's about like NIGGI I'm you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I think I think she kind of look out a
side to where you feel me sit in.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Pheromones like trying to have that motherfucker dreaming about her brother.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
You know what I mean? Nerd Nerds, get down, bro?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
And did you see how when when she when she
when old girl like complimented on that and she had
that look like like.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I saw you saw you. Have you ever sucked around
and drove through like a fucking cosplay convention on the
letout through your city? Bro? That is so specific, will
be making out in the middle of the street, Nerds,
fucking get down when I would when I went to
a c I'm bro. The student groups that were known

(25:37):
for fucking the most were band geeks and engineering geeks. Bro.
They were known like like those motherfuckers got nerds, Bro's
It's it's a reason comic book conventions are held at hotels.
Dog like that.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
That is just like because it's just straight up like
the cos players and the non cause players like oh
you you also like John Cassidy's X Men covers.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
But what's what's interesting is they revealed they were the
only couple that hasn't had sense.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, you know what, and and Jackson. That is an
interesting point because that would be a red flag. But
I don't think that's a red flag for them. I don't. Yeah,
I feel like I feel like they've kind of shifted
how I think about what a successful couple in this
needs to be, because I'm always of the belief that
you've got to be at least a little bit delusional

(26:24):
to sign up for something like this and meet someone
else's a little bit delusional and idealistic and what love is.
But they're just so logical with this shit. I'm like,
maybe if you get some a couple of super logical
people paired up, then this ship could be successful, right,
because that's what the ship that they're on. They seem
both seem very fucking logical on how they're approaching this experiment.
But they're also very sweet. Yeah, yeah, they're very sweet.

(26:48):
Their interactions were so fucking sweet. The letters she read
to him, his response when he.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Asked her to marry him, you know what I mean,
like also sending the letter like will you be my girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
There's some real so there's that logic, but there's also
that really sweet part that you know, obviously those are
some people that are in love with love, you know,
and I take it very seriously as well as being
very smart humans.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
You feel me?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
What did?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
What did you guys think over that? The one sort
of like stumbling block that had was when I think
they were asking about each other's family and she said
she didn't want to reveal her mom's name because it
was her intention to not give away what her race
was or what she she looked like, and you could
see that gave him pause. I think Jackson and I
both read it initially as like, is he freaking out

(27:33):
at the idea that she might not be white because
he assumed that she was white.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I've only dated white women, That's what he said. That's
what was or is it what you know?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I think what shar and I came around to feeling
like was it was just a very awkward moment of like,
I don't know how to respond to that, and I'm
on television.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
What do y'all think?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Did that give you pause? I was?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I was, I was, I was on this side of it.
I was like, I'm sure she knows this is a
white guy she's talking too, And I'm like, what there,
what white guy out here would disqualify a woman for
being Asian like that? That just doesn't happen. Bro, White
dudes love Asian women. But then you know, a.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
White scientist brother.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah. Yeah. But then it was like, you know, she
probably just didn't want to be you know, fetisized, and
I get that too. I think that was a very healthy,
you know, way for her to guard herself in that
in that capacity.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I think his response was that, like he said, he
never thought that she wasn't and he never thought about
a race. He didn't think like, oh, what are the
chances of her not being Ah, He's only dated white women,
and so I just think it was an awkward moment.
He's just uncomfortable with in the situation. Didn't know how
to respond. He just said, like, Yo, I've only dated
white woman. I never thought about what your race would be.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I think that's what I think.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
That's what Jackson reacted negatively to though, right was that
it was like, oh, it never occurred to me that
a person could be something other than white, Like.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
Yeah, so seeing the rest of the rest of the
episodes and how he seemed like a pretty normal, nice dude,
and I'm like, Okay, I think it was probably just
an honest, weird, awkward moment. But at first, the first
I think it was on the first episode where he
was like, I haven't had a girlfriend in six years
and then had that reaction, I was like, is this
dude a insl Like what is wrong with him? And
then I realized and then I was like, oh no,

(29:10):
he's just like kind of a nerdy, awkward dude, and like.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
That was just yeah, he's like really sweet and like
it's fine.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
But at the first forty five minutes, I was like,
I am out on this dude.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
And then it came around pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
You were out on him. I didn't.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
I was out of him, was out on him immediately,
and then it came around pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I thought he was I just I don't know, like
being around nerdy ass niggas, Like I just know nerd
nerds just come across in a particular way until you
get close to.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Him, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, you just
seem like awkward. Yeah, I mean, he's just he's just
so Yeah, he's just so.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Smart, you know, Like it's the social aspect. Sometimes you
got to like stay around a little bit to kind of,
you know, get understand who they really are, you feel me.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
So that's what it seemed like to me.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I mean, he had had a girlfriend in six years,
probably because he's you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I mean just like a really smart dude.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
That was a little awkward, like a lot of really
really really smart people.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, all right, next couple, we've got Tyler and Ashley.
I want to say, first and foremost, Bro, I really
like Tyler.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Me too.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, I really like that dude, and I like him
on a very personal level because I feel like, no, no, no,
that's that's Aaron Donald. That's yeah, let's can do with
the beer. Yeah. Yeah, I really like Tyler because I
feel like he's doing so much good pr work for
our for the name Tyler, which is a notoriously like
douchebag dickhead name, don't say so so Like, like I've

(30:32):
told y'all before, bro, like I do not feel any
kinship with Tyler's dog, because, for one, I feel like
the Tyler boom did not happen during my generation. It
happened like ten years or so after me, and it
alivees with Tyler because he's about I'm about ten years
or so older than him, and it's like bro like,
like I've told y'all before, like the whole way I
got my name. Tyler is my brother, my older brother.
He's the third. He was named after my my dad's

(30:54):
side of family. And then my mom was like, Okay,
we're naming this one after my side of family. Tyler's
my mama's made a name. So I don't even feel
kinship with who, like your mom just picked Tyler because
your name is Keith. Motherfucker, We ain't the same. My
mom was out here doing, you know, naming me for
the revolution and ship. Motherfucker. You know what I'm saying.
So so I feel like Tyler is doing great work
to fucking give good pr to the name Tyler. And
also I really like him as a dude. I think

(31:15):
him and Ashley I liked him together. But I will
say this, I do have reservations because I don't know
if Ashley is is as into him as.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
To That's exactly that's it. That's exactly what I said,
and I will say this too. She she's She was saying,
your guys is name sexy as hell too.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Bro, bro listen, let me tell you wife, he asked me.
She was like, you like the way she said your name?
I was like, yes, Mother, I was like, hey, it's
something about the way she said that ship. You know
what I'm saying. It's so funny. Bro, y'all need a
TV show. I'm dead serious, y'all need a TV show, y'all?

(31:56):
Bro you God damn ho broblem man, how let the
bras and sisters please? Tyler?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Tyler reminds me so much of one of my best
friends at high school's name is Donnelle. Like they look
the same, his mannerisms were the same, and he also
where he would fall in love with a girl, he
would really fall all the way to fuck in love
with a girl. But I had the same reservation that
y'all had, where when they met, he was like so
happy to see her, he was like hurting his face smiling,

(32:23):
and he kind of felt like in the second half
of the interaction, she got a little bit like could
you like fucking kiss me or like say something other
than like I don't know what to say.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
The eighth time you tell me, I'm so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Right right, right, Yeah, I'm a little nervous about that too,
because it will hurt me emotionally to see that dude
get hurt if that's the way that it gets.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, and Tyler someone who needs affirmation, which is very
much in line with me as well. Like, like we
saw that moment when when he was you know, telling
Ashley to say again, say it again that she loved
him at the dinner table and shit when they were
eating tacos and shit. You know that was a joke,
but that was for sure something that's very important. And
like he seemed to be someone who's very expressive, someone
who is very you know, affectionate, outwardly affectionate, and I

(33:05):
think he wants that in return, and I just don't
see Ashley giving it to him. So I think, I
don't know, I think that might be something they have
to deal with. Bro. I remember we need took a
shirt off. He talked about it, this is one of
my insecurities.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Like he's very open about his insecurities, which is very healthy,
but like you know, some people might find that a
little you know, uncomfortable. You feel me, like you know,
do we have to point that out all the time.
So I don't know. But you see, seems like you know,
she likes But I don't think it's like physical like
a lack a physical attraction.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I think it may be personality, you know what I'm
saying a little bit.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
But the Chad said, actually parentheses top one. By the way,
seemed like she found him lame, and I think that's
it seems like she thinks he's a little bit lame.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
I'm a little I'm a little bit.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I'm a little bit where and it's gonna it's gonna
destroy me if it comes out there. I'll say this,
It's a good thing he lifts weights, because I feel
like if he'd came out fifteen pounds lighter, it might
not even the might.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
No, Bro, I think she you know some women just
like men, men, men, men, capital men.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Bro. You know what I'm saying. Like, I remember, you
know a woman.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Out there she said if I was a like if
I worked at a construction as construction worker, like she
would have been extreme, like extremely attracted to that type
of that type of shit, Like she like regular ass niggas.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Bro, she like men. You feel me? So I feel like,
you know, him being very healthy emotionally is it positive?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
But I think his life for sure, But I think
what she Yeah, what she wants is like you know,
like niggas stand on it, on your team a little bit,
you feel me like, tighten up.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
That's what this kind of seems like. Yeah, I mean,
and and the over aren't.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Men a traditional aspect of men? Maybe not the toxic part,
but she likes certain parts of it. This kind of
seems at least early, you.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Know, and and and the thing about love is blind
now is even if it doesn't work out with Ashley,
he's gonna be just fine because that Instagram is going
to be booming. That's that's a stimulus package, now, you
know what I'm saying. So as ain't the one the
Dems gonna be popping dog, I promise you probably there
are tons of women who are crazy about that dude
right about now.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
I appreciate your perspective as always, because that's what he's attractive.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
He got nice teeth, good smile. You know, he'll be solid,
you know what I mean, but you know, maybe not
the right emotionally available as a motherfucker, very expressive, very open. Yeah,
he'll he'll, he'll be all right, like he that he
had one percent of nigga. You know what I mean?
How many people are approaching life in that way? You
feel me? Yeah? Yeah? Okay, moving on, uh, Ramses and Marissa. Okay,

(35:29):
so this couple they had.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Like a motherfucker his parents did theay thing naming him.
He raised I've never seen the rams before with that
motherfucker neither.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yes, that was the first baby ever to be swaddled
in leather pants at the hospital.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
That motherfucker had like eighteen pairs of leather pants, a.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Leather bro Hey, hey, this is not this is for
the literally only the two of y'all.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Y'all know old girl that we talk about.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Sometimes, Yeah, for sure. Yeah, y'all remember our face. He's
a pirate. He's a pirate as he's a pirate. Bro
pirates be waited piriates.

Speaker 10 (36:07):
He's that's fired ass captain Jackass figure bro show.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
But okay, so the interesting thing about Ramsey Sy Marissa
is there was a love triangle going on there with
with only from the Ukraine Bodhan and and I'm gonna
keep it a buck, you know, I'll be room for
everybody black, But.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
I was rooting for Bowda and Tyler.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I thought they were I thought they had a better connection. Honestly,
keep it to be. There was a lot, a lot
of laughter, you know what I mean? Yeah, I feel
like shit changed once she found out his like on
ramses is astroc she tried. I was like, Oh, she's
one of them. You know what I'm saying. That's what.
Oh you're a cancer Leo, Liz.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
He's like cancer Leo Leo.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, she hopped about the couch. That was the first
thing she she mentioned when she went back to the girl,
say he's a cancer Leo Leo. Do you know what
that means? Look, look, I don't don't I don't speak
down on a ttrology and I don't want to yell.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
I knew no, no yo yah. Yeah, bro I was
like that too. You gotta get hip to the pattern pattern.
Need to be reading me. You know what I'm saying,
Robbie reading my pattern? Anyway, go ahead, go ahead to
but but.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
But bod An took the took the rejection pretty well.
We've seen in the previews that he's going to be back,
so you know, we'll see how she shakes out with that.
But Marissa. Marissa is interesting to me, man uh, because
that motherfucker bro, She's got some stances that I'm like,
can I say something.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I feel like this is true of women and men,
So I don't feel like it's like purely misogynistic for
me to say this. I feel like some people are
too attractive for their own good, and I feel like
that's like Marissa to some extent, you.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Like, I feel like she has some stuff in her
personality that if she if she if she, if her
teeth weren't quite so good or something, would have she
would have had to have come to grips with. It's
probably a little bit the same ship with Ramses too,
bro like she did she never had that awkward state,
Like everything she said has always been funny, you know

(38:00):
what I mean? Like, so, yeah, yeah, I just feel
like that a little bit with her. She's I really
liked her a lot when they when we were first
getting to know her, and by the end of it,
I was like, oh my, you really. My only advice
I would ever give to someone going on this show
is if you connect with two people, one of them
you connect with y'all like the same books and the
other you really like their astrology sign, Promise.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Me you'll pick the person you have the same reading
taste status.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Like, it's just like.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Like y'all got excited about liking the same fantasy novels
as ship and then you were like, ah.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I don't know, I don't know. I do know. This
motherfucker was born at five forty three am. That's up
to me. Like what are we doing here? Dog? You know?
But but yeah, I mean, I mean, and and the
whole thing about how she was just like, you know,
I did everyone I dated that Trump support her for
three years. Records, that's what that's that's that's where three years.

Speaker 11 (38:58):
That's why I was like, yeah, no, I got like
that was her.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
No, but okay, but no she dated yeah yeah. And
then and then the other other dude said he Trump dated,
he was voted. She was like, okay, that's what that
was crazy about the to the tour, the Black Chicks.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
It's like Trump adjacent in a particular way, kind of nasty.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Trump chase it, nigga, come home.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
Now.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
She dated Trump support for three years. That's one thousand,
ninety five days.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
That's all, brother, but like during his run too, during
his peak, during his peak, it's crazy. You know, I'm no,
I'm not going. I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
That's a that's a particular type of a black woman
to be in.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's not And then and look and and my look.
I whatever you do in your dating life, that's none
of my business. It's your thing. But then she said
Adam Sandler was funnier than with Farrell. Was okay, wait
a minute, now, now we do some objectively wrong ship here,
she said.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
She said, Will Ferrell is not funny.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah, I was like, okay, what the fuck is this?
But that bothers you more than her dating a Trump supporter,
because that is objectively not true. I feel like, you
know what I'm saying, and that's objectively bad. I don't
give a fuck if it's not objective. It's objective, nigga, Like,
that's bad, nigga.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
You feel me like, as a black person, you should
not like that wrong.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I don't give a fuck what nobody say, nigga.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
I do think even the mindset of someone who sees
Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell as some sort of dichotomy
is a troubling mindset. Like just from an esthetic perspective,
like why are those the two sides of the coin
that you have picked?

Speaker 11 (40:45):
Like, and she said something like, oh, but but Wills
so stupid and silly. It's like have you watched Billy Madison.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
To a golf jack.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I mean even as a kid sometimes I was like,
grow the fuck up, like, Nigga, this is too, this
is too, this is too child is for me. And
in fucking seventh grade, you know what I mean, we
will getting the hole.

Speaker 10 (41:13):
These motherfucker's like wrong with you? Beat that type ship?
Get that goofy a ship for Nigga. I watched it
fucking Jason's lyric. I don't want to hear get in
the whole. You know what I'm saying, goofy a ship?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
Like It's it's one thing to not be a Will
Ferrell fan, like whatever, not everyone's fans of everyone, but
to have such an aggressive stance that she's like, this
is almost an optical for us to be together.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, I was like the.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Second thing she was trying to pick between two guys.
It was like the second question she asked, like what's
your sign? And are you Sandman or Will Ferrell?

Speaker 11 (41:48):
Like like a Yankees red sox or something.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
But you're supporter, you know what I'm saying. But you
know what I'm saying, This couple is gonna be very
very fun to discuss. I feel like we're gonna have
some so some very real conversations on these on this couple.

(42:15):
Motherfucking Stephen and Monica.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Finaliah show that centers black love and black boy.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
All right, So Stevens, he's the dude. He's basically he's
basically gone down the journey that we all wished to
Mike Tarico and go down where he found out at
thirty years old that he was not Italian but he
was black. And he and he said, and bro, he said.

(42:48):
The first thing he did, he did the fucking DNA
test he found out. He said that she came back
like ninety percent black, Like god damn oh, he said.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
It came back three fifths.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
He said it came back three fifths about being black.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
That's what charl lost her mind.

Speaker 12 (43:03):
She was like, you can't say three fifths.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, we've got some very it's a very uncomfortable history
with that three fists.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Any other he gotta less some of that culture, go
that Italian culture. Goal you feel me like that three
fists is leaning a particular way, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
But and it just feels like it just feels like
a dude who he admitted that that he was he
was a centrist voting for Trump, which you've had this
that this discussion before that centrist full of ship. There's
no way you could be a centrist to vote for
someone as far right as Trump. But yeah, right, Also, bro,
he's clearly practiced that he had it canned.

Speaker 8 (43:39):
He was like I would have, but I think it's
actually more important of the personality trait to say you
can change your mind.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
He like had that thing fucking locked.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Voted for Trump.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
That you know, there's statistically speaking, there are like millions
of people who were Obama, Trump or Trump Biden voters.
And I don't get it, but like that is they
walk among us like they like those are real people,
had a.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Not insignificant number of them in the country.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I don't get it, but yeah, he and to his credit,
he's like against Donald Trump. I mean like like he
like clearly he's moved off of it. But I don't
I don't know any of those people. The people I
know who fuck with Trump will never will never move
off of it, you know what I mean. So I
just I don't know, but I agree with Jackson. It

(44:28):
sounded like he'd given that speech like thirty times before.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah, dug oh yeah. I just think someone who voted
for Trump and they find out he's sixty percent black, motherfucker.
That is a Dave Chappelle's skit like that, That is
some Clayton bixb shit dog like you are not a
real person, you are a Comedy Central skit dog like bro.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Like down to like He even said.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
His response was he started googling like West African culture,
which is exactly what would happen to the Dave chappelle'sk
like the white guy sitting down at the computer and
google African culture the internetcy to go ahead and put
a toofee on that, man.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
That's what we need. We need, we need that, We
need that ginger ass dude and a motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I identify as white, but.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
For the most part, he said, I wrote this quote down.
For the most part, I identify as white.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
And then in the last episode he delivered the craziest
quote he delivered, which they're like in the bathroom like
He's like, oh, I love our like nighttime routine.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
Watching you put on your little your black girl headband. Dude,
I fell out of my chair.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
And the whole thing, the whole thing is when you
go ahead, No, no, I want you to say what
you want to say, because this shit I'm about to
say about the branch off into some other shit. OK.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
But that's what you get when you are willing to
fuck with a nigga that I voted in Trumpet two
I was sixteen. You're gonna get those weird you know
what I'm saying, like comments. You know, the nigga googled
West African culture when he found out he was three
fifths black. And you decide like, this is why I
want to, you know, try to make it work with
you know what I mean, nigga, that ship bro, the
fuck coo you got that?

Speaker 5 (46:02):
What else?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Get no help? Yeah? And you know, speaking speaking of Monica,
they had that moment where where Steven told her all
that information and she, you know, it was like, yeah,
you know, I've got a similar experience. She's like, when
I was growing up, I never knew what to check on,
like the self identification boxes when I was taking tests
and I was like girl, let's be for real here.

(46:24):
Like I was like, I was like, maybe, babe, please
you looked in the mirror and then she said she
was like she was like one of my parents. Yeah,
She's like one of my parents was from Honduras and
was half black, and my other parent was was fully black.
I was like, okay, so you came from a biracial
parent and a fully black parent. Baby you are Sasha Obama?
Like what what? What?

Speaker 5 (46:45):
What?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
What is the complication? Like what what is the big conundrum?
What's the big question? Mark me? No black me? No black?
You feel me? She on that type shit. I say
this though, I think a big reason why she she
didn't give a fuck about that head band common because
she let that whole ship when he said, wow, you're

(47:07):
a muck and she left that ship like she's like, yeah,
I am my mom. I was like, oh I was.
I was like, dog, I was like that bro. That
shit felt like like y'all remember when Sage still let
Chill's son and touch her hair and shit. I was like,
it's the same vibes on this ship right here. Yes
that she got vibes, yeah, got them vibes. Yeah. But
I was like I was like, bro, like, if you're
letting that ship slide, I know you like white dudes.

(47:28):
And I told wife it is I said, look because
she was like I think she probably dates like this.
I was like, I don't think she does. I was like,
I'll tell you this. If she meets Stephen and she
calls him hot, she only dates white dudes. You have
never seen a black woman who likes black men who
calls men hot. No, no black woman who was like, oh,
I just el but he's so hot. That doesn't happen. Bro,
Like they say fine or whatever, but they do not

(47:49):
say hot. And she would have been out there She's like, oh, yeah,
Steve and he's hot. I was like, I tell you also,
he kissed her. She was like, I need to sit down.
I'm like, relax, relax, relax, you feel me, Like.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
God, here's here's a here's a question I have because
this is something that Shar pointed out. And Shar has
like the best multi racial radar of any person I've
ever known. But she was like, she says she knew
he was part black, like the first time she saw him.
Because that she was like almost like it wasn't credible

(48:26):
that he had never thought like, I mean, you know,
not to a Tariko level or whatever, but she was like,
you've been looking at your face your whole life and
were like, I'm just a white guy.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
She just like a lot of girls on that nose
there and that there's a lot of.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
I want to see that what his dad looks like though,
because if his dad is dark, then it's really questionable.

Speaker 11 (48:49):
But it's like, all right, mother, like you knew, there's
no way you.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Do you do?

Speaker 7 (48:54):
So that dude is I hate him? I hate him?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Yeah, not a fan, not a fact.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
I thought it was interesting when in the last episode
that she called him out because he is one of
those like just never shuts up type of dudes, and
she was like, yo, can you please just shut up
and let me talk for a second. I was like,
WHOA Like correct, good, good read, but surprising that that
girl said that to that guy.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
You know, yeah, yeah, it's that's That's something that has
to be taken into count here that I think a
lot of people overlook is when you get in person
and there's the because I feel like that happened with
quite a few couples at that you know, retreat and
we will touch it. On that last couple to discuss
Nick and Hannah, and it's luck you want to you know,

(49:37):
she's so She's Hannah is so interesting to me because
she was very, very intentional about tempering expectations. Right. She
was like, look, I am not the skinny girl. I
lost like one hundred pounds, Like I just I want
something real where you don't want me for my physical attributes.
And then I feel like she is also very someone

(50:01):
who distorts what people have said and how events have occurred, right,
because we had that moment where where she was like,
I feel like Nick lied about himself and I was like,
I don't think he did, because y'all had the moment
where you mentioned you were a cheerleader in high school
who dated the football quarterback and you're familiar with football.
He told you he was a kicker. Why did you
expect this motherfucker to be six five to fifty if

(50:22):
he told you exactly? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
She talks, then she talks about her body, and then
she says, you know, I think people just want me
for my for my looks type of sit She kind
of like spoke in.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
That way that was disingenuous too. You know what I'm saying, like,
I don't know, brod, what do you mean by that?
That she was laughing about people wanting her for her body, but.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
No, no no, no, no no no, let me help John out John.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
No no no, no no no no. She was saying that,
you know, I don't that you know I don't. She's
trying to like I'm not all of this right, you know,
or she has some insecurities about that, and then saying
people only want.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Her for the things that she's a cure, but it
doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
She was giving herself two different It was like when
you're doing the video game build and you're choosing your character.
She was choosing two different builds, like she was choosing
the Night and the Wizard, you.

Speaker 13 (51:10):
Know, personality, Like it was just it just didn't I
just she is borderline funny top villing for.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Me because that was her whole thing. She's like, it
shouldn't be about looks. Stop, why are you talking about
my body? Why are you all you want to do
is talk about me in a swimsuit. And then the
moment she sees him, she's like, he's kind of small.
I think he might have lied about the way he looks.
I'm like, dude, you just spent five episodes not shutting
up about how you didn't want to make it about looks.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
And that's the.

Speaker 7 (51:41):
First thing he said.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yeah. And the whole thing is, I legitimately believe she
misinterpreted a joke from him where she's like, okay, you
played football, Yeah we can be Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift,
and he jokingly said, girl, I look better than Travis Kelcey.
You know that was a joke. I think she really
expected to see a tight end when she went out.
That motherfucker he told you he was a Caker. You
know what I'm saying. That motherfucker told you he was

(52:04):
justin fields.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Though it was it was one girl who I think
didn't end up.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I think we didn't not justin fields.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Ye, we didn't. We didn't end up seeing she didn't
end up with anyone. But there was one girl.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
It was a blonde girl who says she worked for
the commanders, who like I feel like that was the
only thing that happened with her, and the whole show
was she was like, I work in football. He was like,
I was an All American. You know, and he was like,
I was a punter, and she was immediately like, ah,
but nine, guy, I'm good.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
You know, he just qualified himself there, And that's the
whole thing. Hannah. Also, who's the dude who said, yo,
shit changed when I told her I was five eight?
You'll remember that guy? Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
Yeah, he didn't end up with anyone, but he was
in a couple of scenes.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so so yeah, so so Hannah, she
was his number one choice and then he told her that.
She like, yeah, yes, but she is.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
She's like twenty six, married, twenty six, twenty six as
a motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Too, twenty six.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, I mean also twenty six willing to quit a
job she loves to shake.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
That's some very that but no, no, that's some very
twenty six shit.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Like you you're young enough to think that they should
be chasing love to this.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Point, you know what I mean, Like, that's some very Yeah,
there's a decision.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Between your early mid twenties and the rest of your
life where you don't even realize when you're twenty five
that the stuff you're saying does like it automatically reads
as immature, like quitting your job to go do this
experience sounds like something a twenty six year old would
think shows their devotion, But no one over thirty hears

(53:40):
that as anything other than like.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
What the twenty five to thirty you're trying to be
and sound and look like an adult?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
You know what I mean? Thirty You're only twenty three, Bro,
You're not there yet, you know what I'm saying. But
thirty is like, you know, you.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Natchy that you haven't even earned your big drinking receptacle yet.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
You know what I mean, You're carrying around the regular.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
You don't even care about the water intake. He's like,
all right, So last few episodes we have the little
retreat to Mexico, Cabo San Lucas and ship. Let's just
let's just do a vibe check on each couple there,
Garan and Taylor there, I thought they things were not
not with them? Would yeah, yeah, no, Red Fox Love.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
I feel like I feel like we're not going to
get any good TV out of them because I feel
like they're the type of people who, even if they
disagree about something, they're going to find a way to
handle it privately.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
That's how I say about.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Them, And I think, but I think different from other
couples that are boring.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
They're fun.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
I like, like when the couples that we knew were
gonna make it, I'm like, get them the funk off
the camera, bro.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Like last year, I'm like, what's what's it? What's the redhead?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I'm like, Bro, we don't need to see them. We
already know what tom it is, you know what I mean?
But like, they're at least fun, and I do like
they're good TV.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Even though they're really they're not talksic at all, you
know what I mean? Yeah? Right, And then we had
Tyler and Ashley, you know, same ship we discussed before,
where I feel like Tyler has kind of just been
fishing for reaffirmation and Astley's just just kind of, you know,
not giving him the affirmation he probably wants. I think
that is a red flag there. Also, Tala had a

(55:21):
very interesting comment where he said, like, Yo, if you'd
have met me, you know, a few years ago, I
was a dog Like I didn't give a fuck, you
know what I'm saying. So I'm interested to see how
that is gonna play out too. What do you think
he meant by that?

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Like?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Why would he like what was the what is an
interest you? Why does it? Because I mean, like you know,
he's he's focused on being very religious. Yeah, yeah, that's
something that him and actually connected on. Mm hm. And
then he was like, bro, I was out here, you know,
wild and and you know talent. Talent is an interesting

(55:56):
religious person to me, Like he's the type of religious
people I like where you know, he's like, yo, I'm
very ruded of my faith and whatever, but he still
says motherfucker and all that. He's still people cursing. That
lets me know who you are in a very good way. Off.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
That makes that makes me comfortable around, Like, I know
I can be myself when you're like you should you
drop a motherfucker?

Speaker 7 (56:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Broh, yes, you know what I'm saying. We can really
find out who we are. You know at that point
you feel me? Yes? Yes, Ramseys and Marissa, where are
we at with them? I feel like this is my
main concern with them. The chemistry is off the fucking charts,
and I am concerned about, Yeah, I'm concerned about when
that flame fizzles out, where they're gonna be a.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Couple of where are two crazy people who are tired
of fucking each other always end up. Yeah, yeah, god
bless whoever. They're both calling at one thirty in the
morning to talk for four hours the night they're they're
over it, like get your sleep now.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah, I think, like I don't know either. That flame
is gonna burn forever, like the fucking flame at the
Unknown Soldier tomb and that oh that''s gonna fizzle out
very dramatically. But either way, dog, that's.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
The most that's almost underused analogy in American.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Like they had to keep the DC though my love
for you will burn.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Forever like the flame of.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
The like this the tomb of the Unknown. I feel
like that s G would probably sit in the tailors probably,
but yeah, Stephen and Monica like like like Jackson mentioned,
see see since this is the whole thing, the whole
in person ship. Like, do y'all remember that moment where

(57:42):
where last season where Clay and a D were eating
lunch on their little on the Honeymoon stage and Clay
like stacked up the plates after she was done. She's like,
what the fuck is he doing? And you can yeah,
like you do not know the stupid ship that will
turn you off, which is why that's another rakle here.
When you finally meet someone. And we had that moment
where Monica just flight out told him, Bro, you talked

(58:04):
to about the fucking much like let me get a
word and god damn, you know what I'm saying. And
I feel like you saw the itck all over her
face in that moment.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Dog, I think a funny thing.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Listening to the ways that these people talk to each
other when they're in the pods is one thing that
gets brought up a lot.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
As an indicator of like emotional intelligence.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Is like, see, I never want to be mad, like
if anything comes up, like I just want to address
it like on the spot. Then that's the same thing
we were talking about with people in their twenties versus
people are older. No one who's been married for more
than five years successfully thinks that you should talk out
every single thing that comes up.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Also not immediately lazy on us a period, and also
not immediately apt like I don't want.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
To, you don't have to. It's gonna be made. Maybe
some time to worry.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Let me go for a walk and stop caring about
the stupid shit I care about, and then we'll just
go back to life. That yeah, yes, well, Siri thought
I wanted a Matt.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Sorry. Also, let me go for a walk.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Here's Michael.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
Another thing that I thought from the two of them
was h when she was like she was like, you know,
Stephen is not like what I think some people would
think of as classically super hot, but I find him
super hot because he's such a good guy, and I'm like, dude,
the moment that fucking the Steven starts to get chiseled
away a little bit, it's all coming down for her.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Yeah, once you go that qualifier in, like he might
not be shipped, but he's my ship like.

Speaker 7 (59:35):
That.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
It's way too early for that. Yeah, this wants to
be the honeymoon stage out this motherfucker. But yeah, you know,
I mean, like I said, it's it's just like they're
a perfect example of why I would never do this
ship because, like I said, I think in person interactions impressions,
they count for a whole fuck lot, especially with me,
like like I need to know you like me physically,
you know, I need to know I don't fucking ike
you out, you know what I'm saying physically or whatever

(59:58):
with my matters or whatever. So yeah, it's it's it's
a big risk that they're taking in and it's so
wild how just so many people once they come up
on that ship, they're like, oh nope, I'm done here.
Fuck this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I mean, like we we've all like everyone when they
were a kid would like close their eyes and pretend
to be blind or something.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
No one was like, this is how I should find
my life partner.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I mean, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
It's like you're intentionally turning yourself into daredevil, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
All right, And then we've gotten motherfucking Nick and Hannah.
I think Hannah is picked the funk out by Nick
too bro icked. Yeah, Hannah does. Like we had that
they had that moment with those ducks on the beach
that was so bizarre, that was so fucking stupid. And
the whole thing is this, like I said, like I said, Hannah,
Hannah is so interesting to me because she seen someone

(01:00:49):
who was very like I said. We talked about how
she was very well aware of of of you know,
perception and and trying to temper expectations and one thing
people have a clear perspective of her and all that,
and then she told that story of the duck incident
to Marissa after little get together and that ship was all.
She was like, okay, So Nick wanted to get on

(01:01:10):
some little bullshit as little hoppy ducks on the beach,
and he and she didn't want to do it. He
did it. A lady came and said, hey, can I
she says she did say something sexually sexually said Jesselton like, hey,
can you hop on me in next or something like
that dirty woman old ship. But he didn't know, but
he didn't have blige her. But she came and they
raced or whatever, right, and then she goes and she
tells Marissa that you know, uh, yeah, yeah, you know.

(01:01:32):
I told him not to get on the ducks. He
went and got on the duck. And then this old
lady came up and got on the ducks too and said, yo,
your girl is a jealous bitch. That didn't happen, though,
That did not happen, And I got PTSD watching that shit.
I got PTSD watching that ship because I feel like, like,
that's some ship that my wife is up when she
is totally desorted shit, And I'm like, no, that is

(01:01:53):
not how it happened. Yeah, not not to that degree.
It does felt a particular way this she had I
just lie that's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Who's been in a relationship though.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
That like, there's those moments where you're like and you
feel like it's you're going crazy, Like this is not
like I have no feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I'm going crazy. Dog, I'd be like this motherfuck and
something happened and something did all right, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 10 (01:02:21):
Quite fucking blake, you tweaking go figure that ship the
funk out? How let me when you guys sense okay,
I'm not tripping off this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
You're wilding. Okay, that was a problem back in the day.
We moved different. Now I know you feel it, you know, yeah,
I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
I'm sorry you feel that way, but this was my intention.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Different. Thank God for therapy. But anyway, and the Washington
summertimes the whole time, who my memory is. But when
there's an argument that we're having having it just remembering
some ship, all of a sudden, my memory is trash.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I'm like, made it up a whole different story as
wild though I think that's not you can what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
It's not quite Leo level certainly, but of the remaining group,
I think public endemy number one for me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
You could perceive something differently, But just telling a whole
different story.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
That's that's, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I appreciate you creating a non Leo weight class for yeah, Leo.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
But you were like, she's almost number one. I was like,
I actually want Leo to like get him.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
I don't tweet anymore like Leo makes me. It's making
me uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
I want to do bad things to him, Like I mean,
you wanted to put your hands on him, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
He's he was, he was, he was, he was an
all time dick in. And I'm so mad that producers
let him slip through their fingers because he could have
gave us some incredible television. He really could have.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
They throttle his neck like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I just stop the card too, Like Tyler, I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Agree with you, but I do feel like like when
he with how crazy he was being the Hannah, I
was just like, this, dude, is gonna do some ship
you don't want on your TV show. That was just
like please, like dude, when he was like pressing her
and he was like, what would you say right now
if I proposed to know? He was like yelling and
she's crying and she said, She's like, I haven't cried

(01:04:32):
in like ten years, and He's screaming at her, like
what would you.

Speaker 12 (01:04:35):
Do if I proposed to you right now? It's like,
what are you doing? Crazy motherfucker? Oh no, I yeah,
I did want to throttle his neck. Bro, I didn
like I do think the older my kids get. You
watch these shows and it's funny, but you're also thinking about,
like this is what people out there are really like,
and you're like, we gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Have you talked to your friends that are in the streets.
It is absolutely fucking frightening. It's like I'm hearing shit
like this happens. Yeah, I'm be thinking like when I'm
hearing people's stories, I'm like, what type of motherfuckers you
fucking with?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
But it's so many people that have similar stories.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
I'm like, oh wait, well you see the screenshots on
social media all the time too that women will be
like talking to a guy and'll be like, oh, that's great,
what do you do for a living?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
And he'll be like, put this dick in your butt?
It's like, what the fuck like for a living?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
That's like, and it's like what made you think that?
What made you think that? Was the next thing to say.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
You're absolutely crazy. It's so many crazies walk in these.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Streets, dog insane. Bro. All right, last couple. Then we're
gonna do our whole little predictions on who we think
it's gonna make it. And I say this couple for last,
so we could talk about them and their totality, because
the episode six ended on a very contentious moment between them.
And that's Tim and Alex, the the Bigham's couple. You know.

(01:06:03):
So I like Tim a lot, bro, I fuck is
wrong with.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
And missus mister and missus Biggs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Shut damn, Now let's talk about the clubs.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Big.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
She said, she was. This is what all this ship
we've done.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
This is what's gonna get us cares.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
They're a plus size couple and they love each they're
trying to make look okay, so Miles said love is
fixing in the chat, So okay, so.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
Go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I want to I want to. I want to say
I really liked Tim. I think that he's a you know,
like like he's up there with Tyler, like a very
emotionally available, very emotionally open, very emotionally vulnerable dude. He
mentioned how he both he lost both his his sisters
growing up and how he wears their high school rings
around his neck, and you know, him and Alex like

(01:07:19):
like they clicked. You know, it seemed like they were
really on it, like you know, the vibe check when
they met was good. But then they get out to
you know, to to cobble Saint Lucas and it's like
it's like Alice got the ick a bit, like, you know,
she was like, you joke too much. You know, he
was putting on hats, trying to clown and she did
not find that shit funny at all. And then we

(01:07:40):
had the moment where they were all together at the
whole you know, couple get together. And then we find
out the next morning we see Tim coming back into
the holeel room that Alex was in and Tim had
left that night because they had gotten into an argument,
and bro it was like Alex, you know Tim had

(01:08:03):
We didn't get this on footage, which I feel like
is another thing that produces I hate how voyeuristic this
shit makes me. Like I needed to see the breakup
with motherfucking Leo and Brittany. I needed to see this
argument that Alex and Tim had. I need to see
all this shit, And I blame Netflix were dropping the
ball here, but that shit sounded like he got very,
very fucking real because Tim was like, you know, you
said some shit to me that I don't know if

(01:08:24):
we can get past. You called me out my name,
you put your your hands on my mouth to try
to shove me up. And he was like, I removed
myself from the situation when it slept in another room
because and I came back here tonight with the intent today,
with the intention of this being the last conversation we had,
because I'm done with you basically right. And I was like, oh,

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like I said, I I felt so bad for Tim,
And I also felt so bad that we didn't have
that footage because that just sounded like a hum danger buddy,
Like we needed that. We needed that because bro, like
like going on, yeah, And I'm honestly concerned about this
couple because me personally, if I was very much invested

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in love with a woman and she called me out
my name, I'll be like, there's no coming back from that,
because respect is the baseline. Dog Like, if you don't
respect me and you're calling me out my name, I
can't deal with a woman who doesn't think hilly of me.
I can't because I think holly of you, you know
what I'm saying, So it can't just be you know,
one sided on that. And Tim, like I said, Tim

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came there and said, I had the full intention of
this being the last time we spoke. You know, Tim
seems like Tim is not a pushover. But I do
think he loves that girl and I do think he's
gonna give her another chance that we've seen in the
previous and shit, but Bro, that's some I don't know this.
This feels like some heavy shit that they might not
be able to move past from.

Speaker 14 (01:09:47):
Also, it's kind of like this very early for all
of this, right, it's very early for like that type
of argument, Like what could have possibly been done for
you to feel that strongly where you're going that far
calling somebody out their name, like bro, y'all, y'all, y'all
have seen each other for a week and a half,

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you know, Like I wouldn't have enough feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
I would be confused.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Why do you care so much about me to get
that mad at me about something because we don't even
know each other yet, my nigga, But I think you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
But that's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
This is what I wanted to ask y'all about with him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Is this how you move period? This is the you?
This is how you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
You know what I'm saying, Like every time, every time
we get upset at each other, is this what I
should write right right right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
But I would you think it's normal? You know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Tim Like and you know again, like I would not
go on Love is Blind, So I'm speaking from that perspective.
If you're going on the show, I understand being like, yes,
I'm genuinely trying to find my spouse. But he really
lived that to where like he told her stuff about
his family. I'm pretty open about the traumatic things that

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have happened in my life or with my family, but
I've never told someone those things within the first week
of knowing them, you know what I mean. Like generally speaking,
that's like we're gonna get to know each other before
you hear this real stuff. And he really he led
with the strongest emotional stuff, like they were crying on
the couches across from each other in the PASA like
their first, second, and third dates. Like you know, she

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had she was there with her ship to paint, like
her little paint and sip and he was like, I
am giving you a bracelet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
That is like, but you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
It was like really really, And so number one, that's
why I'm I'm pretty open about stuff. I'm a little
more guarded because you've given this, Like you gave her
the bracelet and said thank you for being worthy of this,
And yeah, you don't even know if she's gonna call
you out your name the first fight you have, Like
you don't know anything about her really, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
So that that's I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
But it also creates a situation where if they are arguing,
it's like she knows three things about you, and two
of them are the most personal possible things like a
you know what I mean, Like she gotta be able
to make fun of your taste in movies or some
ship the first time you fight bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
And and the whole thing Alex. Alex repeatedly said, you know,
it's gonna be very big for my dad to approve
it you. After that shit happen, I was like, Nigga,
his dad need to approve you the fuck Like, you
know what I'm like, the fucking like, no, we need
a goddamn you know, spit some ship around here. But
but yeah, it's just like I said, I'm I don't know,
I don't, I don't know like I have. I have

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legitimately cut women off for talking crazy. And I'm not
trying to sound like some pin player ass ship. I
just know yeah, yeah, yeah, I just know that that if,
especially like if in the early stages of us talking,
if you're talking crazy to me, then it's only gonna
get worse. So I'm tapping out dog right right like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
It's it's at a point where these emotions shouldn't be
big enough for it to get to that point.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Yeah you know what I mean, Like like what what?
Like what what?

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
What have we done to even like this makes no
sense to me? So yeah, bro, like this is just
how you move. This is what you think is a
normal way to argue. Okay, I see what time it is,
you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't. I don't
know if he necessarily can change that she has too,
and you know, I don't know if you're gonna be
able to do that within the time period.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
It takes what they have in order for them to
get married, you know what I mean. I would have
made that big decision like that on Man.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
All right, so now, Tyler, you wanted to do the
Draft King presents the odds.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Draft King presents married jogs. Alright, yeah, let's let's god damn,
let's see who we think is gonna make it out
this motherfucker. Garrett and Taylor. I think they're a lot. Yeah,
I think they're a lot. I think big draft kings
be like minus ten thousand on that couble. Tyler and Ashley,

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I think they're plus money dog. I think Tyler Ashle
like a plus two hundred dog. Yeah, I've got reservations.
I don't know if they're gonna make it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
I think Tyler would love to make it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
I think yeah. I think so too. And I also
think Tyler is very aware a weare enough to know
that if she isn't loving him the way he wants
to be loved, that he'll call it quits.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
I think that too, because I can see her being too,
because this is not just like do we think they'll
be married in five years? Just do we think they'll
make it to the finale? I could see her wanting
to go through to the to the finale of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
You know what I mean. I can see that. Yeah,
Tim and Alex, I don't think they're gonna do it.
They would be like plus ten thousand MOFU. Yeah, no chance, Yeah,
no chance. With Tim and Alex, Ramss and Marissa, I'm
fifty fifty on them. I think maybe like plus one
hundred or so. I think I think they said yes
to the altar.

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
I think they're saying yes to the altar.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
I think so. I want to be surprised. I want
to be surprised. I should know.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Those leather pants are going to be a little too squeaky.

Speaker 11 (01:14:45):
At some point, he reminds me of power Line from
the Goofy movie.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Yeah, shirts ain't bad. The shirts ain't bad. The parents.
It's just he thove real deep with the pants.

Speaker 11 (01:15:00):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
He might have flown too close to the sun with
the you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
I wanted to I wanted like all of his shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
I was like, I want to bad. The cut up
was nice.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
You should wear his hairstyle, Jackson.

Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
I feel like that about changing my hair, So maybe
I'll do something that I feel like, what would you do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
You've had that hair as long as I've known you
you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
I don't think anyone cares on the stream.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
We can talk about it later.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
I want to know, because now I feel like it's
gonna be something dressed.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
I feel like something something controversial.

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
I mean it my hair lucy like this forever at
this point.

Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
But I was thinking about doing two different things, or
maybe combining these two things, either just like shaving it
and like going buzz cut really short, or dying it blonde.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Not for you, not for you. The buzz cut, dying
it blonde, that's a that's a.

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
I've been thinking. I've been thinking about it. It's like
I think people say it's really bad.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
For your hair to die to I think I think,
I mean, dye blond and buzz cut it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
That's what I think about doing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
I think dying it blonde would be a good look.
It will be real, no doubt. Nineteen ninety six bus cut.
I might even examine your face a little more closely
to see if strangers will think you're racist before you
do that. But I don't think. I think he has
too much melanin. You think so, yeah, guess, And I think,
but what about the head shape? That's all thing about
the head. That's what I was just going to be

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bround as fun, like, yeah, but is it squared? You
know at the top of your head? You know, do
you know what your head shape looks like?

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
No, it looks like an all man on his side.
That's what you can see, the oval look. But I
think that's fun. Yeah, but that's unfortunately, truth will be fire.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
I feel like I feel like, if you've got a
bus cutting, you die of blind, people know he died
of blond. He's not racist, Like I feel like that's
the work around there.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
I feel like the inconvenient like a racist.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
He has no racist on his face. He has not
a racist face. I will never face.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
The buzz cut brings you into an evaluation stage, regardless
of what your face looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Would you not agree with that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
That's he doesn't have a white adjacent face to me?
You know what I'm saying. I don't think this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Wait till you see him with his haircut buzz You
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
We'll see her for a while.

Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
I haven't pulled the trigger's I probably just gonna end
up doing it. Hi and the Chad said Jackson Borough
about to go one and four.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
One of Jackson.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Okay, but here's the inconvenient truth about Jackson's head shape
is that you would look great with one of those
neo Nazi cuts, the short on top.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
But like you would look good with that haircut.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Unfortunately, oh the fay. Yeah, you would look good with that. Yeah,
I don't cuss that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
I hate that they call after that cut, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
That cut ain't yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
That's a good cut.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
It's like when they took car Hearts, Like when they
took the car hert moo. I know you were fucking
sick over that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Like no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, no, I
can't leave Carhart I know, say, I'm staying here twenty
years in. I'm gonna do you know what I mean,
they'll leave, I'll still be here, you know what I mean.
It's got to weather the storm.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Brother, you know what I mean? What do you mean.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
Is that all the couples?

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
No, No, we got got a couple more. We got
Steven Monica. I'm leaning to them not working. I'm not
all the way all the way in on them not working,
but I've got them at like plus three hundred to
get married, all right. And then we got Nick and Hannah.
I have them at a fucking plus a million to
get married. That ain't happening, bro, and no chance.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Yeah bummer for Nick Dortt, Nicholas Dorka Junior.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
I don't think it's gonna happen in Dorka.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I love what Chad said.

Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
If Jackson cuts his hair, Marista might be into him now.
And that's why I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Tyler.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Thank you for running our Love is Blind Recap. Bravo, Bravo, bravo,
mister Love is Blind himself. We will so the next
episodes drop. There's three episodes coming on Wednesday night. We
are planning our recording a pod on Thursday, so y'all
call look for that next Love is Blind Recap. I
think let's leave Dookie but out of the week for Tuesday.

(01:19:02):
It has been a long ass episode as it is,
but thanks everyone for listening. Make sure you're on YouTube
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so you can see how big all of our water
bottles slash drinking steins are and that is not that is.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
True about if you missed the start of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Exactly what kind of sound like an euphemism that is
literally what he's talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
John's finishing. We'll see y'all on We'll see y'all on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Bye bye bye. The volume