Jenkins and Jonez - Noah Lyles vs. Tyreek Hill + Rich Paul vs. Our Hopes and Dreams

The guys discuss Noah Lyles challenging Dolphins Wide Receiever Tyreek Hill to a race on Nightcap, Rich Paul blocking LeBron to the Warriors, and play "Stump The Olds" #volume

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we're just gonna see how much closer we can get
to the start of the podcast with stuff we're not
allowed to say on the pod. Kids, we got a
lot of fun stuff to talk to you about today.
We have a hot take. We also are going to
talk about how close Bron and Steph were or we're
not too teaming up. We're going to talk Olympic flag football,
uh and Jackson's gonna play a round of Stump the Olds,

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and we're going to close with Doukie Butt of the Week.
So if you're in the chat, we're gonna need your
community dookie Butt of the Week. But also, do we
want to start off with an announcement about what we
may be doing this week or do we want to
wait until the technical stuff has been resolved?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
See what happens?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Fuck it, we can't, we get but we'll get it
figured out.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Me the other one, we don't have to work to
figure it out. I'm just sitting here.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
We have we have two, two exciting game style episodes upcoming,
one of which, as I have done the tech testing
and we are just about ready to go on CFB
twenty five. Tyler versus Jackson, how do you feel as
far as talent wise, though.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
You're gonna said a lot. We're gonna do like I
want to do, prop bets and ship too.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
I'm a little nervous. I would say I would say.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Get in it, you know, yeah, okay, cool, cool, But
I think it should be good.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
What's the what do you think the what doesn't mean?

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Do you think?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Look, I'm not buying with Jackson selling because he's out
here talking about he's putting up sixty a game.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
He knows how to play that motherfucking game. You putting
up sixty, Like, come on, man.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
So I know how to play offense.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
My my My gameplay is basically big plays or interceptions,
and then I just don't have to play defense.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
So if it like if the if the dominoes fall, right.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, for sure, what's the over under what we're looking at?
You know what I'm saying, I'd.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Have to put it at like one hundred and ten probably.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
I don't think that's lot.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, Like like I'm about a thirty five point game, guy, Jackson.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm gonna I'm gonna dive in and we'll put on
a draft king. We'll put out the draftking lines closer.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
To the game. What type what type of Oh you running? Tyler?

Speaker 7 (04:02):
I'm I'm like I said, I lean on the run.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Bro Okay, I.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Run single back for the most part.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay, how many tight ends? Three?

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Big boy?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
You just yeah, I'm in trouble single back like a
motherfucker too.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
So I've loved a lot of things you've said over
the years, Tyler per year but I don't think I've
ever loved anything you said more.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
That's love, bro.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I love that fucking four yards and a cloud of dust.
And then you know, polverize the motherfucking opponent and and
so you get them on the ropes, then go for
the big play.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
That's my brand of football.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Though the chat has Elijah said, Jackson over over five
interceptions is a lock. Uh she said, she said, Jackie,
four verts over here and four verts.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
That's what There'll be a lot of four game swing
that thing.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
This is gonna be USC going into the Big ten.
This is exactly what this is gonna be.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
It's perfect encapsulation of the U s C at the
USC as a football program. Uh.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
But yeah, so that we should.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
We just gotta get some some final touches figured out
about the tech. We will do that either this week.
We'll probably have that up to do it this week
or next week, which is great. And then the other
one we have is I think it's it's officially time
to to do Uh I guess that White Yes, Jenkins.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
No, No, it's gonna be so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's gonna not even gonna be funny, Like I'm gonna
be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's gonna be funny.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
I don't want to look like a racist.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
That's my probably like I'm gonna attempt to throw you
some softball. He missed those, then we'll really now, then
we'll know what we're I really had.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
But when I was I was playing in the group
chat talking about Jennifer Anderson was in this movie. For
the first thirty minutes, I thought that was Jennifer Andison,
Like what movie?

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I forget what movie he was.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
But like you said, a Jurassic Park or something.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I was like, it wasn't forget what it was, but
it was an old ass movie. I'm like, Jennifer Anderson,
is this ship? And you said about Twister?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
It was Twister.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, of course Tyler remembers. You know what I'm saying,
that's still trappings the brain.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I was like, Jennifer Hamipson is this and I was like,
he was like, oh no, if it's hurt. I looked
it up. I'm like, oh, you just picked that white.
It's gonna be nasty.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Bro Will I'm think I think I'm have some fun
with it.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
We might do We'll probably just do some.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Picture and guess will probably do two pictures and two
names and be okay, I can figure out who it was.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Who I guess Maybe we'll see, we will see.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I'm gonna say that. I think that's gonna be the
first of two blowouts for Tyler this week.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
I think we'll probably do it as John gets a
chance to guess first, and if he doesn't know it,
we'll have Tyler have a chance to guess. And then
if he Tyler doesn't know it, we'll have a chance
to guess. And if Mike I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
A multiple choice like with the two, I can get
you a couple multiple choices.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
We'll make it.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
What make it? If it's just but ned out here,
it's ok.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, and I'm expert, so like, but I just think
John is way worse than be dog and I'm terrible
at that ship was.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Looking at the camera right now like you were setting
my man's up. I can't believe that.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
This, Like you sure you want to do this?

Speaker 6 (07:26):
Ship Elijah and the Chad said, John does not know
who Jared Letto is.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Oh no, Jared Leto is not even is he a
popular white dude?

Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yeah he's they said. The dude started a cult and
ship like the joker. You played the joker.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, he played the newest joking like the suicide squad ships.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
I'm trying to think of what is what was his biggest.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Role though, Well, he's a he's a musician also, right,
he's a he's like in a band, like a famous band.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I forget what the would Jared leto be on your
softball level of questions you were gonna.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Ask thirty seconds to mars No, No, Jared Letton wasn't
even on my list.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Okay, okay, because nick No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I wouldn't do you with Jared Lettle. That's that's that's
actually like legitimately a tough on.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, Okay, I know Jared Lettle. I feel okay, I'm
more plugged in than I thought.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Either way, everybody who's who's watching right now? If you
haven't subscribed to White.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Guess the White that we got c F twenty five
stream upcoming.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
So yeah, to go over there celebrating, that's praise.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Aren't I just you know, go to parties and just
put your hands together and see if you're a biggest
city manager. Remember, it's like, okay for show, oh man,
it's gonna be great two great episodes of Jenkins and
Jones coming.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Up this week.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm gonna get watched though, all.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Right, trying wait wait, okay, can I get like a
sheet to practice? We do that?

Speaker 5 (09:04):
No, you got you got God's Internet, brother.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
But there's so many nigga white people on the internet.
Nigga nigga.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
You can just look up like actors. It's gonna be
mostly Do.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
You know how many white actors there are? I do?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I do?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Going leading into this, I was like, how many can
we even?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Like?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
How could we really do a whole show with this?

Speaker 6 (09:27):
And I like google like best Actors or whatever, and
there's so many.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
But I'm not going to give you a.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Like a crazy obscure one. They're like, I'm gonna pick
really fair.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
You asked for how to study, and I told you
to study.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
According to according to employment data, there are eleven three
hundred actors currently employed full time in the United States.
That's the sixty seven point five percent of them are men.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
How many are white?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Sixty seven sixty seven of the actors are white.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yo.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
I'm not gonna do this because I don't want to
take credit for it. But our chat is the funniest
group of people in the whole world. And Miles said,
in all caps, Jackson, if you can see this, please
put Tirico on Guess that way.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
That will be hilarious.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Don't read any more suggestions from Let the Chat be
your writer's room today.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Get the chat.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
My god, that is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
All right. I've been delaying this because I regret to
inform you that I have formed a hot take.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Is it a bad take? Mike? Probably? A bad take?
Isn't it? Probably?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
But I want you to know that I stand by it,
all right, all right. I think it's a little embarrassing
how insecure the NBA and NFL guys are about Noah Lyles,
and I have sort of felt that way for a bit,

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but it peaked today when Tyreek Hill challenged that man
to a fifty yard race, as though he were laying
down some sort of I'm going to slay you. Fifty
yards is forty five meters, so he challenged him to

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forty five percent of a race. And I just don't understand,
like no Alliles is on Shannon Sharp's podcast admitting he
doesn't know who Nicola Jokic is. He's not a sports fan.
He's a dork who happens to be the fastest man
on earth and to have won a gold medal in

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the one hundred at literally the Olympics, And I just
don't understand why athletes who have more status, who have
more money, who have more acclaim and more fans, which
is now allows his argument. The question he was asked
when he made that comment was essentially, does it bother
you that every other country on Earth celebrates their sprinters.

(12:23):
We've seen these gold medalists going home to thirty thousand
fans in a stadium to cap a parade, and in America,
you come home and it's like, good shit, Bro, the
game's on though, you know what I mean, what.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
You did last week? Brother? This week though?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, And here's my thing. I think that the comment
he made is corny. I think Noah's corny and the
dork and all that stuff. But at the same time,
I think sprinters and swimmers are the people who get
to make that argument. Lebron James has never to defend
the title of being the best basketball player on Earth,
to show up to a basketball court where every country

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on Earth could send someone to go one on one
against him, and if you lost, people would say he's
not the best basketball player on Earth. It is different.
It is different, And I think that when you get
to the top of that mountain, you're allowed to be
a fucking idiot. And I furthermore do not understand people
who want more reasoned, measured sports takes from the one

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hundred meter world champion. That's an insane person every year
of the Earth's existence.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Well, I'm gonna tell you when no allows lost me.
And this was just flat out hateration in the Dancer
when that motherfucker went at ant like Bro, that was
just straight hate. There's no defense of that. When he
was like, oh, En got a shoe and I don't
like Bro, like.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Do that?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
He said he didn't do that. They said that was
he said that. He said I didn't do that. They
put words in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
You know what I mean. Is there actually footage of that?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Because when I looked it up, because I thought the
same thing, like this is ridiculous, nigga, Like, come on, bro,
you ain't Michael Johnson.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
You ain't worth that famous that that was nineties famous.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
It's gonna be very hard for you to sell a
shoe off of you know, a two week span every
four years of popularity. And he said he never said that,
he said it never win it at like that that
was fabricated.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
So yeah, yeah, but that's hater. If she did say that,
it's some ship.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
But if it's not so stated, I won't hold it
against it. But I don't think.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I don't think it's like insecure on Tyreek Hill's part.
I think he's gonna get smoked. I don't think he's
gonna I don't think he's fucking with Noahlas. But the
thing about this shit is racing, sprinting. That's so ego driven,
Like all you gotta do is say you faster than
the motherfucker. Like we've all seen the homies racing at
three in the morning, drunk and shit.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Right thirty four, nigga, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Like, like I'm faster than you. Those are fucking fighting words.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
When motherfuckers will go out there, regardless of winning, wear
and go out and race, you.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Challenged me two weeks ago, and I told him no,
when he comes here with racing, I'm fucking forty one,
So yes, yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Adrian has nine times as many Achilles tendons as you have.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
For a hundred meters. I'm smoking that, nigga. I'm standing
on that ship, bro, and we can record this ship.
Put it on live Jackson stream that ship. So they
showed me cracking this nigga in front of averybody.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Are stretching now, brothers stretching.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, you have no idea, Mike, You have no idea, Bro,
You don't. You don't get it, duh.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I've seen a lot of I have seen a lot
of those races, brother, and I'm just please take care
of those hamstrings and calves and achilles.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
The hamstring is a half of your I've been taking
eyes back, children, I've been taking eyes fast and I
joh and I do stretch a lot, so nigga. And
and I'm gonna get on the tread a little before,
but I'm gonna smoke. I guarantee that it's over. What
you think a hundred time is right now? Well, when
you get I have no idea, but I know it's
it's I know it's at least it's it's way faster

(15:59):
than nature.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
And that's I do know.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Adrid's made for distance, nigga, I'm made for speed. Okay,
it's just different. It's just different. You know, you ran
a marathon. I will never run a marathon, and you
will never beat me in a fucking foot race.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Nigga. You know what I'm saying. You know it's balanced.
You feel me the universe.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Fourteen seconds.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Kind of embarrassing. I was running. I think I was in.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Fourteen seconds at forty something years old is not an
embarrassing time in the one hundred meters.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Think I think I'm faster than like the high school
middle I'm not high school middle school meet for sure.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Right, middle schools in Long Beach are running eleven seconds.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Bro, Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I think the in eighth and no, in eighth grade,
the fastest dude in the school is named Josh Alford
ran eleven to one one hundred yard, not one hundred meter,
one hundred yards, and I was second fastest.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
So it was like twelve. I was second fastest, but
not close to Josh. That white that was the white boys.
We was cold, nigga.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
But yeah, so it's like this is the same in Alabama.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
This was This wasn't actually in Tennessee. I moved a lot.
It was in Tennessee. OK. Yeah, yeah, Tennessee country ship though, man,
country boys, you can't. You can't.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
You can't them niggas be booming and ship at Alabama
nigga and them niggas.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
The country boy is different, bro.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
So we you know, the much hyped John versus Adrian
sprint sidetracked us from a point Tyler was making.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
I'm sorry, yeah, and before we jumped back into Tyler,
I'm gonna put on my Politico fat fact check hat
and the Anthony Edwards did say the quote about there's
conspuious confusion about why he didn't attend the event, which
he sort of denied like it wasn't that wasn't a
spiteful thing about attending the events the release for the shoe,
But he did have a direct quote in like a

(17:40):
New York Times or New Yorker article where he was
basically like why don't I have a shoe? When he
used answers sort of like the like the jumping off point,
like this guy gets a shoe and he hasn't he's
done whatever, and I don't have a shoe. The actual
I can read you the quote, but in terms of
the actual events, that's that's where then.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Okay, he didn't event. Clear up, he had nothing to
do with him.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
There was nothing spiteful about non attendanty of that. He
just had another engagement. But the direct quote from the
article was, Uh, you want to invite me to an
event for a man who has not even been to
an NBA finals and a sport you know that you
don't even care about, and you're giving him a shoe,
no disrespect. The man is an amazing, amazing athlete. He's
having a heck of a year. I love that they
saw the insight to give him a shoe because they
saw that he was going to be big. All I'm

(18:22):
asking is, how could you not see that from me?

Speaker 4 (18:24):
And that?

Speaker 5 (18:24):
And this was like an article like earlier like a while.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's see, here's the thing about Noah Allows. He's a
dude who thinks that if he finds a technicality, he
gets the fight on. Man is thinking on that because
technically he's right here, right, He's right in this in
this certain stance. No Allows is better at track right
now than Ant Edwards is better at basketball.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Right no Allows is the fastest man in the world.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
And with all due respect to Ant, yeah, it's not
the best.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Basketball player in the world and he's top ten or so,
but he's not the best basketball player in the world,
and no Allows ses that, and he's like, Okay, why
don't I have should be Yes, he doesn't understand the
how and is a bigger star even though not being
a better athlete in his field than Noah is in track.
The same shit he leaned on in that whole World
champions bullshit. Yes there is not a global fucking league,

(19:13):
but then the NBA is the best league on the planet, right,
Like he's someone who will find that technicality and try
to beat you down on like semantics and pedantic shit.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
Right, that's the type of dude he is.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
And I'm with you. I don't he doesn't annoy me.
I'm just like, bro, just ignore this motherfucker. But that's
the type of dude he is.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Man, But Tyler, I think that's my thing is like
basketball players and football players get hated on by annoying,
corny dork haters who have less money than them all
the time. It's odd to me how bothered they are
by Noah Lyles and his comments, which like again to
your point, like just to put and just to put
it in perspective. If he hadn't a had cut. First

(19:52):
of all, I'm gonna go out and say, I think
winning the bronze medal in the two hundred with one
hundred and two fever in COVID is the most impressive
shit anyone did at the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Big facts, like insane.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
If he'd won the gold in the two hundred, he
would have been the third person in history to do that.
It would have been Carl Lewis, Hussein Bolt and him.
If he wins the gold in the hundred in LA,
which he will be favored to do, he will be
the third person in history to win back to back
gold medals in one hundred meter. He it's like, if
you're talking about he's looking across sports at the people

(20:29):
whose tier he's on is like braun As, Stephan k Dia.
That's it in the NBA right right now. He's in
that level of conversation. And I agree that, And actually
I don't even argue. I think he is a hater.
I think he is corny. I think he is a
fucking dork. But I just don't understand as such why
it has been so like triggering for people. And I

(20:51):
do think it's as a football fan. It's embarrassing for
me that Tyreek Hill will come out and say I'll
race you to I'll race you to the fifty yards old.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm gonna say I smoke too, Bro, But your sucker shit,
That's what I'm saying. But Mike, you're like, you know,
fans hate on basketball players all the time. I think
there's some animosity from him towards athletes because it's like, Bro,
there's this is supposed to be a fraternity here where
we don't speak down on each other. We leave that
to the fans, We leave that to the talking heads,
and you're crossing that line right now. I think that's
what a lot of athletes take issue with him. Like

(21:20):
we saw that whole ran KD had where he just
flat out told fans, y'all aren't in this brotherhood we're
in right, you know. So I think that's possibly why
a lot of these athletes take issue with them, because
it's like, Bro, you're breaking cold right now. That's for
fucking Skip Bayless and fucking you know, you know, you know,
fucking Klay Thompson muse on on Twitter to do Bro,
We're supposed to be a fraternity here.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I think the track is kind of different because even
though it's a team, it's it's so individual, you know
what I mean, Like.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
The ultimately the ultimate individual.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I mean like, even if you're running for like a
like a school, you feel me you're trying to win the.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Track meet, what you're really there for is you.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's great if the team wins, but also if they
don't and you got and you won, that's where you're
what you're there for.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
So it's such an individual sport.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I don't think he would understand the fraternity, you know
what I'm saying, in the same way that like most
team sports are, Like, it's such an individual sport, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yes, but yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I think obviously I spend more time around sprinters than
probably most NBA fans or whatever. But I guess that
that's the thing to me is you expect those people
to be insane.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
They're the most arrogant athletes on the planet and they and.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
They have to be or they won't survive to the
middle school level. Like you were talking about middle school.
You know, there was a kid who's he's at the
University of Washington now, but he set the middle school
record at long Beach. He won the All City championship
for middle school in seventh grade and was furious at
himself for not setting the city record. I mean you
like you. No one could talk to him for two days.

(22:54):
Polly had a freshman this year fastest freshman in the
state of California. He ran a tenh three is a
freshman ran the third fastest time in California this year
and was furious that he did not win the state
championship as a ninth grader. And I'll tell you this,
I've been around a ton of elite NFL, MLB, NBA
guys when they were younger. None of them were disgusted

(23:17):
with themselves if they were the number one freshmen in
California but were not the number one player overall. It's
just a different level of insanity in an already insane
subset of people. And if he was a if he
was the fifth place finisher in the one hundred for show,

(23:37):
but like the one hundred meter gold medalist should be
a lunatic, it would bother me if they were not.
If he was not a.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Lunatic in that in that particular race, for sure, But
like I do think it's week like Tyreek Hill, like
I'm gonna race you and race forty five percent of
the race.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
You know, I know, I tell you, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's I think that's bro I think like to mecause
like you're trying to mitigate how much you're going to
get blown the fuck out. You know what I'm saying,
Like from forty five to one hundred, the what can happen?

Speaker 4 (24:09):
That's when no allows.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
He's a two hundred meters sprinter.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Right, that's when he started getting busy.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
After that, after that fifty meters, right, that's not I
didn't cook your ass.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
You take it you're trying to take away.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I had a bunch of friends who were texting me
today like, well, that's because he's being smart, you know,
like he knows no what is. But that's not the
mentality of a sprint is lying the fuck up, right,
That's the So I don't know that's that's the part
of it that that bothered me and people. What's crazy
is a ton of NFL fans think Tyreek Hill would
beat no Alliles on a race also, which I've seen

(24:42):
that all over social media there, which is like they're like,
oh they both ran at ten one in high school.
No Alliles is running a half second fashion than that
right now, and he's continued to train as a sprinterer. Bro.
It's like, just look, John Ross, who said the forty
yard dash record was a was a football player and
a sprinter in long beach. Guess which sport he skipped practices.

(25:02):
F It's just different, It's different.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I got a bunch of kids in this mother man
sew me them, but burst in here rather trying too
swoop her up.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
So I bet someone could beat you in one hundred
meter man, she got a fast Actually she may him.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
But I know Adrian cant nigga, y'all maybe can Adrian can't.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
I just won't let them.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I'll be like, oh boy, what's what's the dude from
Kansas City. I'm fighting there. I'm fighting to get through
that last picture. Ain't no way, bro, you know what
I mean. I just can't let that nigga beat me
and one hundred meters.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Dog, you could be me.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
You could beat me on a hundred meter, but you
still can't beat me in We.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Gotta run that, We gotta run that.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
We gotta see, bro, John wind up for a lot
of activity.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
The race is easy. I mean, Adrian easy work. The
jumper will see. We'll see.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I ain't shot in a while, but I just I
really feel like it's mental. Bro, I really feel like
it's mental with shooting and it jump.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Really don't.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
It's interesting you think I don't got the mental That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
You'll see. We'll see, Bro, when the pressure hit you.
I want to see you one week ago winning. That's
cool man, that's cool, Bro, that's cool. We go see. Bro.
Get to talk a shit, nigga, that booty all might
tighten up, nigga. I don't know. We gonna see.

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(28:09):
Rich Paul thing, please.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
There was a report from Mark Stein that.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Lebron James you may have heard of him, his agent,
Rich Paul, who you may have heard of as well.
Rich Paul reportedly apparently early on in the process, blocked
blocked any sort of notion of a Lebron to the
Warriors trade because he was worried about the the brand
would as it would be the rat the backlash of

(28:37):
the fans for Lebron a switching teams for a fourth
time and b going from the Lakers to the Warriors specifically,
so he shot he asked both sides to stand down
essentially before it could get anywhere.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
And there's no reporting suggesting that it was going somewhere
to that point.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Not really.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
It was sort of just like the reporting is more
or less that there were maybe some some ideas floating
around that Rich Paul was like, before this this idea
becomes even a phone call, let's everyone relax and everyone
stand down.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
When did this happen?

Speaker 6 (29:09):
I think this year, this this, I don't know, though,
it's a good.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Question, Rich Paul, get the fuck out the way.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
However, if you're standing on the ship that he cannot
go to Golden State, I get that.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
I get that, But these motherfuckers need to team up.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
I don't care how it happens. I don't give a fuck.
You know, I can understand Rich Paul saying, no.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You have to come to bron You know what I'm saying,
that's that's the king of this ship or whatever have you.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
You know it's the Lakers, and you know Lakers don't
jet out, you know, to go to the Warriors.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
And I understand that.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
But if he's telling these motherfuckers to just stop talks completely,
Hell no, no, bro, these these dudes need to team up.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
I see. I saw enough during the fucking Olympics.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I was emotional to hell, like, bro, these dudes were
meant to play with each other like they.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Were games, like messed so well, Bro, Yeah, Like.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
There was a stat where Bron assisted on like like
thirty eight percent of Steph's buckets.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
Like, Bro, they're perfect for each other.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Man.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I feel like Steph can't leave the Warriors, and I
feel like Bron can't play for the Warriors. So I
don't know how it makes sense because Bron playing for
the Warriors nasty, you know what I mean? That that
like the fan I love the fan base. I don't
like the Steph fans. I love Warriors fans. Steph fans
are weird, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (30:32):
But that which which is.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
As a as a basketball fan, which one is more
distasteful Steph on the Lakers or Bron on the.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Warriors Steph Steph Brown on the Lakers.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I mean Broughan on the Warriors is by part the
most distasteful to me, Bro, I mean, Steph would have
to go to Lakers. I think that's I'm not mad
at that in being on the Lakers, I'd be I'd
be weird seeing I've seen him in a Warriors jersey,
but Broun and a Warriors jersey. Bro, I just and
and how those peop would treat him. Nikka Katie was
the best player on that team for two years and

(31:04):
everybody hated him. Niggas was arguing me about with me
about rules of basketball. No allows looking white motherfuckers in
the bar during twenty and sixteen finals. Nika, I'm like, bitch,
that is not bad. I don't know what game you're talking.
That's not basketball. Bro, you never watched sports period, probably

(31:27):
definitely haven't watched basketball.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Part of this.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I don't want those guys to have Broun on their team,
the team that just started rooting for in two thousand
and six, the worst one.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, bron cannot go to the worst I get, like
I said, if that's the reason, if that's why rich
fall set think, I get it.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
But Bro, they gotta play again.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I bet I. You know, I definitely see where you
guys are coming from. But Steph is what Steph to
me feels like the last One team Superstar, you know.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
What I mean?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I just like it just it would feel like.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
That's why I say it can't happen period.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
It's nasty. Either way, they have to go meet up
in Phoenix or something.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
There was a Spurs so there were some people doing
a Spurs thing.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Of course, Spurs are like the drain through which all
fan fiction like sinks in the you know what I mean,
Like in the NBA has to get sluiced through the
Spurs before it drains out.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
I forgot every time every once in a while, like no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
No, no no, I'm not even saying it as a hater.
It is just true. It's like between pop and like
just the affinity people have for what the Spurs have had.
It's just like it's not a true fan conspiracy theory
unless the Spurs are involved in somewhere. Can you imagine?
Can you imagine simultaneously the Lakers letting Braun go to
San Antonio and the Warriors letting Steph go to San Antonio.

(32:53):
That's the most part that ship I've ever heard by.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
Ain't no motherfucker way.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
If ste ends up on the Lakers, I might just
have to quit, quit everything, quit work, quit.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I would you would have to let me. You would
have to b c see me into the zoom window
for that show with Draymond.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
It would be bad.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
That would be bad.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
This show would be bad. Everything would be bad. It
would all be bad. If Seth Curry in the Lakers,
my life would take a dramatic down.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
You know why I.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Would take a downturn because you fan, you'd be taking Yes,
you'd be taking that ship the problem straight to the veins.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
You feel me.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
You need a point straight to the veins. You need
it tough, you feel me.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
It's tough.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Steph Curry is my favorite basketball player, expecially Celtics fans.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Steph Curry is my favorite basketball player. And not watch
it would be it would be it would be physically.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Ticket holders on the Lakers.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
I don't got that kind of money, especal if I
quit my job overall.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
The new crypt keeper.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I hope not. I hope not.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
All right, Uh, I would love to see Steph as
a Laker. That would be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, it ain't gonna happen, man, but gonna lead the Warriors, bro,
And he shouldn't. I would love to see it happened.
He shouldn't like it. I would love to see it happen,
But it shouldn't happen because of you know, like their
history and like what's going on currently. It just doesn't
it doesn't make sense. But would I mean, I would
love to see him play in some way at the

(34:27):
Drew guys, look at the Drew. Let's get a summer
of Drew League basketball where broad and stuff, you know.

Speaker 11 (34:33):
Maybe not Steph plays at the Drew. I will start
the step to the Lakers hype dropping eighty. He's dropping
eighty though, like he's you know what I'm saying, Yeah,
that'd be.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I mean, eighty might be under selling it. I think
the Marges dropped sixty one this weekend.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Okay, did he try to sixty one to make it?
I think so?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I know they. I know he finally won. Damar finally
won a Drew League title, which I was really excited.
That was, like, I think, to him, that was like
the last thing, sixty one of them.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Thanks Jesus, that's.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
That's like the NBA title to do. I was so
happy for hell. Yeah, Okay, I feel like I this
is sort of going contrary to my.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Nick Young's won two I think jew Ieu championships and
that one.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like bro Mar. But the issue
first got.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
For damars teams cheaters. Like the issue for Damar's team
is it's like that the top level NBA guys can't
play every game because they have ship that they have
to do. So it tends to be a Nick Young
level where it's like you're much better than the average
Drew League player, but you don't have to do promotional
appearances in the off season or whatever.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Don't mean that it's a shot at Nick Young. It's
just a different you know.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
The caliber of NBA player. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Your summers are truly free. You have the summer off.
You know, these guys that he wants to have a team,
they don't really have the summer off. That's like that
I said, that's promotional time. Yeah, you know, preparing for
next year.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Okay, I feel like I was sticking up for the
little sports guys with Noah Lyles, and I'm not going
to do this.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I don't think you did actually, though you don't think so. No,
I don't think you did it. I don't think it's
a bad take that you have. I think, like you said, like,
I don't agree with him, but I see why he's crazy.
Like that's what you basically said. That's not taking up
for that's to saying like he's crazy. Guys, don't expect
him to say things that aren't crazy.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
That's what you said, Okay, I didn't go hard enough
then sorry, sorry, sorry Jackson and Danny, I didn't create
a good enough clip for you. Okay, but I am
going to shit on this. Darryl who should you set?
The USA's flag football quarterback said quote, it's disrespectful to
assume that NFL players will simply take Olympic team spots

(36:49):
from the sport debuts at the twenty twenty eight Olympics.
He said, I think it's disrespectful that they just automatically
assume that they're able to just join the Olympic team
because of the person that they are. They help grow
this game to get to the Olympics. Gentlemen, do you
feel that if Patrick Mahomes wanted to be the quarterback
of the USA flag football team that Who'sha's argument would

(37:11):
hold up in court?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Get the fuck out the way more boy.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
Yeah, you gotta stand down for America there, Bubba.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
But but I mean, look, look, I think he Loki
has the case. We have to see which caliber of
NFL players are gonna hop out there, right like, if
it's just some fourth string quarterback who hasn't gotten any
playing at the time, who Who's who?

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Who doesn't really know the ins and outs of flag football.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I think a career flag football player guy might have
the edge on them there, But it's a dog like
fucking Mahomes, you know what I mean? Or Lamar no, no, no,
they'll figure it out. I trust those guys, you.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Know, even a fourth string third string guy. The level
you have to be at to be third string in
comparison to a.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Flag football player, I'm not shitting on them.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
If you're like the top, like if you're the top
of anything in this world, that's incredible, right, But well,
how good you have to be to be on a
football roster at that position? Gee, I don't think. I
just maybe maybe it's not get the fuck out of
the way like Mahomes. But my nigga, you ain't gonna
win that spot. Good luck, But it's not happened. That's
how it feels like to me, I just lying to

(38:16):
ourselves what.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I just to think the things that would separate quarterbacks here,
the gap isn't that big.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
You don't need a fucking peyton.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Man who's gonna do prestat reads and and and and
send the guys on hot routes and all that shit, right,
Like flag football. It's a whole different beats from fucking
you know, NFL style football.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
So with the level of position from a nigga like
him to look like he weighed one hundred and fucking
forty pounds to an actual NFL quarterback.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
You know what I mean, Like a guy that Tyler's.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
The physicality is not as big of a fact.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
I understand that, But I'm just saying like I'm talking
about precision.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I'm talking about precision, like you know what I mean,
the arm that he'd have, you know what i mean,
Like the precision just that that's that that matters, that
that position no matter if you're playing on Mars.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
You feel what I'm saying. So I don't know, man,
We'll see weeks.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I have bad news for Whosh and I'll be honest
with you. I do feel a little bit bad for
these dudes because it feels like someone in USA flag
football might not have been being completely honest with them.
But you know, we are in California, We're at ground
zero of the joint initiative to make flag football a sport.
It's the faster growing girls sport in California. This year
is gonna have a playoffs for the first time in

(39:22):
the high school. The money behind it is as follows Nike,
the National Football League, Nike and Nike. And I'm sure
reading the tea leaves that Nike took this to the
NFL and this is what they said. Right now, we
can sell football shit to fifty percent of kids in
high school. If we can find a way to make

(39:43):
girls play, we can sell shit to one hundred percent
of kids in high school. Creating flag football as a
sport will solve your ongoing issue that the NFL has
with suburban moms being more and more protective about CTE
and concussions. Friday Night Lights is a flag footb they
have here in southern California. That ship is crazy. How

(40:04):
many fucking kids are signed up for that shit because
their parents want them to be involved with football, but
they do not want to put a helmet on their
kids head and run him into some other kid wearing
a helmet. But if the but here's the bummer for hush.
They did a commercial about flag football being in the
Olympics and Jalen Hurts was in the commercial. Yeah, the

(40:27):
commercial was paid for by the NFL and Nike, and uh,
I just you know, protect your heart, Hush.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I feel bad for him.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I thought what I said earlier, like he doesn't have
a chance. I do fit grow the sport. I get.
I get the emotion. Yeah, I understand the effort he put.
He probably put in the grown a sport like to
be dedicated to flag football, like even like ultimate frisbee.
Them niggas like they put time aside, like this is
their passion.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
You feel me.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
I got a homee who set the Red Bull world
record for longest paper airplane throw. That's his whole life.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
They're so dedicated. But my nigga, sometimes God gonna do
what God do.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Bro, You feel me and them niggas is blessed in
a way that you know what I'm saying that you
were just saying. And I just don't feel like it's gonna.
I don't feel like guys like him really have a
chance if the best players and it's not fair, But
it ain't about fair, nigga to do the grunt work.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
To lay the foundation for what the NFL and Nike want,
which is if you're trying to launch this sport globally,
it's gonna be Pat Mahomes and Jalen Hurts is what
it's gonna be, and you just have to kind of
prepare yourself for that because you're not gonna be able
to talk. You're not gonna be able to talk your
way out of that go ahead. They'll be happy to
send you to an open tryout with Pat Mahomes, you know,
open throwing, the football competition. Dog. Be realistic with yourself,

(42:02):
but like the Olympics are, this is gonna be. What's
happening we just talked about the NBA. Adam Silver is
talking about creating an NBA foeba regular event. The NHL
players Union just voted, i think nearly unanimously to pause
their season, do whatever they need to do to get
pro hockey players back in the in the Olympics. Major

(42:24):
League Baseball is talking about in twenty twenty eight taking
a month off in the summer so that all the
top baseball players could go. If they get baseball as
an Olympic sport. Like, viewership was up eighty percent in Paris.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Everyone's money based that money money.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
The NFL does not give a fuck about the people who,
you know, the building blocks of flag football.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Who's what's his name? Who that's his name.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah, And what's weird but y'all almost praised by y'all
bringing up Pat Mahomes.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Pat Mahomes game is probably more built for flag football
in the NFL, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Like it's crazy the ship that like that, like that
fucking behind the back past ship, nigga that has flag
football written all over.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
That's that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
There's the odd ship, the no look ship, Like I've
seen niggas doing that in flag football. He's he's good
enough to do it in the NFL, but like his
game is made for that, bro. And I don't know
if he would, but he seems like the guy that
like when a when a gold medal for my for
my country, Like add that to the to the to
the you know, there's you know the number of things

(43:31):
he's done.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
I think I think he might fuck around and do
it because y'all see him playing flag football.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I could.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
I can see it.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Tom Brady doesn't have any gold medals.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
You said, what Tom Brady doesn't have, Bro, That's another
thing he can put on the resume.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
In the gold debate. I mean, like that's legit.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
The question will be if you look at the timing,
and LA is going to be a little bit earlier
in the summer than Paris was. The question will be
it's like mini camp season. So the question is our
NFL owner is willing to bear the liability of their
players doing anything on a field, non contact or contact,
and do they carve time out of the league schedule?
But with the NFL involved in it, I just I

(44:11):
feel like those conversations already happen. Let's get to stump
the olds.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Jackson, Oh, let's do it. Let's do stump the olds.
I gotta find.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Stump those.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
We're gonna do uh some.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
We need a microphone, Yeah, I need like one of the.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Parker Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
We're gonna do some some like some young person slang
and some young versus old sort of guessing game.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
First is if do any of you guys know what
it means if I say the phrase just put the fries.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
In the bag?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
No?

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Yes, I figure Mike might know some.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Of the answers to these questions having kids at that age.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Mike, do you care to explain?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Just put the fries in the bag? Is like what
I would be saying to Whosh if he was talking
about his opinions. It's just like hey, bro, like.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Oh cool, Bro, you got your opinions whatever.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
But but it's like it's a it's a it's a
way of you know, it's very classes. I don't like
the way it speaks down on workers. But it's like,
but it's you know, but it's but that's what it is.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
It's like it's it stems from apparently like someone going
to a drive through and like seeing someone that they
used to know and the person in the drive through
and I.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Was like, oh, what's up.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
It's it's on me from whatever and then just put
the like I don't we don't need to know that,
you know.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
It's the the sports alternate that people have used quite
a bit, which people were using quite a bit on
Whosh was just hand pat his gatorade a little bro, Exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
You could be on a team, you just can't play nigga.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
People are using that on Tatum. People are using that
on Tatum too, Bro, So Bron needs a towel.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Oh blood, It's just I'm not gonna get into it.
I just anyway, Uh, this next one, we're gonna do
a guessing game. There is that again, Michael probably Tyler.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
We're all hiding behind Tyler for.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
These is is there.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
It's been a trend to compare the way that people
of our generation mine and older basically versus how the
young kids today are doing.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Like hand motions for different things.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
For example, if I say to you, can you do
like pantomime reorjuchiarades for how you answer answer the phone,
pick up a phone call, you're doing what?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, we're doing this because this is a house phone though, right,
you know kids are.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Doing that, right, they're doing this exactly.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
And the other one that that has been trending around
that I wonder if you can together, it's better be careful.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
That's a big c, brother, it's a big sea, the
mighty big c. You have there.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Brother, If you had to guess if someone said to you,
if you're in a car and someone said, pantomime how
you're how you'd roll down the window in a car,
you would do what?

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Oh wait, they're doing this, Yeah they're.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Doing this instead of instead of crank at the window
down there, just doing that.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
We was broke boys nigga.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Power windows until frighteningly.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Recently, I always got damn shoulders was bumped Nigga.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Mary. Yeah, I think it would have been a month
before we got we got married, we were twenty three,
but yeah, it would have been pretty close to our
wedding that I had the power.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Windows Nigga and my furt rolling.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Manually rolling down a window to talk to my fiance.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
That was real love, though, Nigga. Can't nobody debate that.
That's the realistic love. Nigga, y'all have nothing Butler.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Sleeping on a twin bed, brother sleep on a bed.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Now rolling your window down to ask a woman to
marry you?

Speaker 12 (48:14):
You got bigger Christ, hold on, I ain't no way,
that's crazy. I think two thousand and about my.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
First whip two thousand and nine. Before that, I had
like a Dodge Neon didn't even have a radio on
that bitch. Bro.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
That ship was the nastiest way of moving and I
ever moved. Bro. Jesus Christ, did you.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Guys have the like tape adapters?

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I was, I'm sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
The tape adapts or something like I even had to use.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
And but now it's remember having the fanny pack with
the disman. Yeah, like working out with the disman tucked
in on the side and Ship.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
God, Bro, I remember getting a discman like this, one
says it's gonna be shock proof, so when I go
running with it.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah, those motherfucking Iowa discimins. You needed those ships. Bron
them ships? What beefys fucking talking about them?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Mother?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yeah, they have like gyros in it. Ship. I remember running.
I was in Montana on one of those dinosaur digs
running with I'm trying to find something in the fucking
size of the discman a brick. You're just running like this, like.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
A lot of jingling, a lot of lot of movement
going on by the waist.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Brother, you feel me crazy? Remember boomboxes and Ship?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I remember like having a boombox listen to Ship you
gotta we had to hide when he.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Was listening to and Ship.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
You feel me like, you know, and I'm like, have
my headphones plugged into my boombox.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
You feel me like a big batteries with bat batteries.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Them big ass speakers, and I have the plugged in
go thro these the gass headphones. Because my mom was like, Bro,
you know what I'm saying, Macavelly, I'm not a killer,
but don't push me.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Nigga.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Revenge is like the sweetest joy.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
That's again, pussy my shit would have fucking tanned my hind. Nigga,
you feel me?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Ain't no ship dog you talking about me? Talking about
the Snoop's first album, ship Doggs. Come on, bro, toot
it up out that mother, come on in a way
that cat in the.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Crib well and then Snoop doubled down because it was
even the album art was like you could tell Tyler
when you say you were a shirt dog star?

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, dang, did you have to?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Okay? How how old are you when you did that?

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Ship This was eighth grade?

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Okay? Did you did you wear that out of your
home walking past?

Speaker 7 (50:52):
I bought it without no hell No, I didn't walk
know what.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I'm saying, So like you you woren't you snuck it
out the house? Right?

Speaker 7 (50:59):
Yes, without her knowing. I wore it to school without
her knowing.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Did you get it from Spencer's?

Speaker 7 (51:05):
I got it from a little corner spot?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Because remember I saw them weird assage.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Albums on a on a shirt at Spencer's.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Do y'all remember the big Johnson T shirts where niggas
like it was like jokes. Every shirt was Dick Joe bro, Like, yeah,
we're like there was a being held up by a Johnson,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Like I wore in eighth grade. I wore a south
Park shirt where Cartman was saying in block letters underneath
the image cartoons kick ass. And I wore that to
eighth grade on free dress day and I looked around.
I was just you know who I was. I was
that dude who wore the Trump shirt on the airplane.
I looked at every adult. Are you gonna let me

(51:52):
get away with this?

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Did you get in trouble? No, California, Bro.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
They didn't want to give me thisatisfaction.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Nigga, they would have got us up out of there
so quick.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
G and the Bible belt, nigga. Did y'all have to
tuck y'all start in and on it?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
In high school, we had uniforms. We had uniforms y'all
want to do. But it was like a big thing.
And I'm sure y'all can relate to this that, like
no one wanted to actually tuck it in, so we
would all like fold the shirt at the bottom, and
it was like, what is the point of this?

Speaker 4 (52:26):
I guess, such a waste of.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Time, but we were like, we're not going to tuck
it in. We're just gonna make it look like we're conforming.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Crazy ge those were the days.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Style shirt in eighth grade, Bro, that you would have
been there. I would if I hadn't known you, I
would still be telling that story.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
My bro.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Tyler wore a doggy style shirt to six Flags.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Right at his peak too, when he was the most
dangerous motherfucker in the world.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
According to nobody said to you.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
No, no, I got in trouble.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Okay, okay, I got.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Off all that ship. They called my mama saying I.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Got You know, mom was tripping thinking I'm going to
hell because I listen to Ramp and all that.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
You know, you know how these parents were with wrapping.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
We were all going to hell over everything, bro Bro,
my friend I just I remember my friend Ochbar's mom
told him he was going to hell over the Simpsons,
and I was like, over the Simpsons. Nigga told his
mom he was going to hell.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
My mom.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
My mom was fighting like she would. She would like
she would let me watch it, and then she would
and and then she would. She struggled with let me
watch Bart because she thought Bart was a bad influence.
I remember by the time my wife, they were right,
they were They're right, They're right, But I mean he wasn't.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
He was the coolest motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
He was a cool But I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
I hate nigga.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I remember Bart having to write on the board. You
know what I'm saying, Like, I didn't want that life, nigga.
I wanted to be doing. I wanted to hoop after
school niggas, so like trying to do all that wild
ship you feel me like none of that ship but
like yeah, like I.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Remember, I forgot my whole point and I just lost
my train of thought. But uh but.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah, I remember she was fighting for that ship. She
was fighting not to you know what I'm saying for
me not to watch that. It was just hard for you.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
You were a Simpsons kid, though, right, Tyler?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Yeah? At all about the since really because because it
was a cartoon.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
I don't know, she just saying trip about the Simpsons.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
I feel like it was like I think it was Oprah,
but there was something that got like my friends with
really religious moms that most of them could not watch
The Simpsons. But like, can you imagine like all this
ship John, we have to worry about his fucking parents now,
technology and all this other stuff. And we have friends
sneaking over to my house to watch the syndicated Simpsons

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at seven o'clock.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
That was.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
That was being in eighth grade and fucking I remember.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I remember in middle school watching Friday with my family, right,
we all watch a Friday and my stepda ad like crying,
laughing and getting mad because he's laughing at it because
he thinks it's bad, and getting up.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
And walking out of the room.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
I will, I shan't laugh at this nigga ship.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
He was too.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
He was.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I'm not going to hell with y'all. I'm getting here.
Smokey had that nigga cry. Smokey was beating that nigga ass. Bro.

Speaker 9 (55:33):
I remember seeing him trying to hold him laughs. I'm like, nigga,
he ain't gotta beat like this. You can't just ship.
He was making an awful He had to walk.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
His ass up.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Mamma looked at him, like, ship this ship too, funny nigga.
Fucking I see you after this is over with these niggas.
Funny man, Nigga changed. I still watch Friday, oldest fuck
and laugh just as hard as that ship.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Bro, you know what I mean. But yeah, Bro, I
feel like I grew.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
I feel like this one of those days when you changed,
you know what I mean, Like, Oh, this is like
I realized that you just.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Spent six months seeing who and your friend group could
quote the most line for so for sure, like that
was just every day, seven days a week.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
God, Bro, I think di'angelo when I first heard When
I first heard Di'angelo, I think I felt like that too,
where I was like, I've never heard I think.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Like Tyler talks about Prince in a particular way.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I think I felt like that with D'Angelo, where I
was like, I've never heard this before, Like it was
it was definitely a spiritual experience first time I heard D'Angelo.
There's certain things like that in high school. Yeah, I
think like big moments for me. You know what I'm saying, Sure, sego,
y'all remember that ship when that ship dropped, that was
a fucking moment too.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Anyway, we get I feel so old.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
How many times would you guess you heard the phrase
you got knocked the fuck out when you're in high school?

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Brome, Man, he's gonna cry in the car.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
All right, put on this man, Man, all.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Right, we're gonna wrap up with with dookie butt of
the week. Uh, Tyler, who's.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Your dookie butt of the week? Oh man, it's it's that.
For one, I cannot believe how ridiculous this dude is
as a person, and I also cannot believe how ridiculous
his name is.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
Bow the Mail like BRO.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
That is like that is the most roger from American
dad alias ass name I've ever seen my motherfucker like
Bo the Male.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
But on some real ship, like for people not familiar.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
He was the writer, like the head writer on X
Men ninety seven, which is bro one of the biggest
fucking home runs that this plus us head and it
is just perfect fucking television, just like it's like my
favorite show I've watched this whole year.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
It's that fucking good.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
And he got fired before the shit even kicked off,
and people were like, you know, as the season kind
of progressed, me so how good X Men ninety seven was,
how it was? You know, like we discussed before, that's
not a kid's cartoon. That's a cartoon for the adults.
Were kids When X Men first dropped in the nineties
right where they're tackling real issues there, and it was like,
this is so fucking good. What did this dude do

(58:29):
to get the boot on this? Because this is gold?

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
And then and it looked like Disney wasn't gonna tell us,
Like it was like we were probably never gonna find
out where where you know, they they ended their partnership.
And then this dude posts a screenshot from his Instagram
from like June and says, this is why I got
fired from Disney. It's a picture of him dresses like cyclops,

(58:54):
no shirt on, and it's like Happy Pride Month, and
he's like, this is what I got fired over because
I posted this on all, you know, just kind of
you know, painting Disney for being on some funck shit,
on some homophobia shit. Disney released a statement like two
hours later. Dog, it's like two out there. It s
ain't no, sir, No, that is not why you got fired.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
For one.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
This was from June.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
We fired your ass in March, and we fired you
because of sexual misconduct because.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
You're quote egregious conduct. They put the word egregious in
the statement.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Did they break it down what he was on?

Speaker 7 (59:26):
We got word of that like the next day.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
But but soon as soon as Disney hopped out there
and said that, I was like, oh yeah, whatever Disney
saying he did, he did that. Disney is not going
to help out there releasing an official statement saying we
fired you over sexual mist conduct and risk losing like
fifty million dollars in a defamation losso if those receipts
aren't bulletproof, right, So when Disney hopped out there like that,
I was like, Oh yeah, this motherfucker was wild.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
Whatever Disney said he did, he did. And then we
got the details.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
This motherfucker was sending pictures to the artist on X
ninety seven ass naked posing saying, yeah, use this as
inspiration for how we want our heroes to pose in
this freaking ass nigga dog.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
You know what I'm saying, run for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Your life, big.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
And they said that he was verbally abusive to the
to the people who was working with said that you
know he he was, he was you know, he would
sexually harass coworkers on the job. And it's like, dog like,
for one your you're a piece of ship for all
the ship that they're saying you did, and too nobody
they weren't gonna tell us you told us. I'm sure
there was an NDA right there where y'all both agree

(01:00:30):
to never speak on this ship. You hopped out there
and lied, and they was like, oh, we're preaching the
NBA's now bet and they put the truth out there,
and now it's like, Bro, I think you undershoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
I think the first story detailing what he did came
out within like twelve hours.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Yeah, all the ship happened on a Thursday night Friday morning.
We got the details.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Yeah, yeah, and I mean we uh, I obviously won't
put his name out there, but we have. I was
messaging with Jenkinson Jones listener who uh worked at Marvel,
who wanted to make sure that we saw and talked
about this story, and I said, do you have any stories?
And he said no. It's just hilarious to me that

(01:01:13):
he was sending naked pictures of himself to people, saying,
make Psyclops look strong like this all right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Oh necessarily unnecessarily, Bro, he felt like he found a
loophole to send nudes to people.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
You know what I mean, I figured it out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
This is how I could, you know what I'm saying,
harassed niggas without getting in trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
It is crazy, diabolical.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Bro, John, who's your dookie wet of the week.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Me me, I'm the dookie butt. So I was rhying
with Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Green challenge my friend to a race.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Y'all really don't lose the agent in a race. I
really believe us. That is crazy if you all really think.
But uh anyway, uh so.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
John, how many miles a week does Adrian run?

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
They don't matter if it ain't money, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
But what he's like, well, he's like a fifty mile
a week type of a dude.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
How many miles a week? You say you jog?

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Right? I run on? I mean I do sprints. I
do sprints.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, I just do.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
I mean it's like it's it's striding out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
So I'll do like walk for thirty seconds, sprint for
thirty seconds, walk for thirty seconds, and I do that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I'll do that like everything for like fifteen minutes on
a treadmill.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Okay, I got you then. I didn't know. I thought
you were saying you just went for jobs, bro, because
I was like, that's what you said. Is that not
what he said, that's what you said. You said, I jog.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I did, Okay, I mean it's it's not it's sprinting
because I'm running on ten, but it's not like full speed,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, just so it's like
I'm running, I'm not. I'm not sprinting, i'd say, but
it's enough to know that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I do think you're going to beat Jackson for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
You just he just want to fuck with you, you know,
he like doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
No, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I think you'll be Jackson because I think you'll get
lemon Woody. But I think, yeah, generally when people over
forty race, I would generally take the person with the
higher level of fitness over any distance.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
That's just a personal I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
The thing is Adrian, Like Adrian's fitness is different. Like
I live, I'm active. You know what I'm saying. You
know what I'm saying, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
I work out five six days a week. You know
what I'm saying. Like, so it's not like I'm not active.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
He's just Oh, you're like the most fit person I
know in our age demographic for Adrian.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
But Adrians of like go you know what I mean?
But those are but those are working different.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
My thing is those are working different muscles and during yeah, yeah,
Like he's slim because he's running long distance. I'm thicker
because I'm power, you know what I'm saying. So if I,
if I wouldn't challenge him to to like a mile
long race. This is one hundred meters, this one sixteenth
of that, niggah like I could smoke his ass, nigga,

(01:04:05):
fuck you mean anyway?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
So it's me let's get back to the dookie, but
get on these tangents. Man.

Speaker 12 (01:04:12):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
So I'm riding with h with Sonny baby and she
hits me with I'm sad, you know what i mean,
just in the back and I'm like why.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
She's like, I don't know why you keep asking why?

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Why? Goddamn?

Speaker 13 (01:04:31):
And I just she told me to mom my motherfucking
business basically, but like also she was telling me like
I think that's not the way to answer that quot
when she's you know what I'm saying, like what do
you need from me?

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Is the way to you know? Can I do anything?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
You know? Like I And what's crazy is I understand
I'll be getting sad sometimes, you know what I'm saying,
Like I'm naven fell asleep in the club. That was
I get feeling different from where. You know what I'm saying, immediately,
weird weird times, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
So, yeah, I get that ship, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
So I was like, damn, she got a point, bro,
Why am I asking you why when she tells me
she's feeling sad?

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
You feel me? So learned another thing, nigga, This parent
and shit crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
But yeah, yeah, so intelligent two year old planet Earth.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Yes, I mean, what's what's what's funny? Some me boy?
I mean shola, baby shol.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
The baby will cry right and somebody will say, get
your feelings out, get your feelings out, but baby brother,
get your feelings out, baby brother, get it out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
But when she's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Trying, I'll pat her on her back and I'll be like,
get it all out, get it all out. It's okay,
Like there's space for the emotions and ship, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
So that's true. She's just like, yeah, she was like
I don't know why you keep asking why? Why? Why?
She said it three times, nigga. The third one, I
was like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Damn for a minute, the third time, right right, Yeah,
she was fed up. She was fed up, like we
was roight. We just went to the grocery store, Ship,
you know what I mean. We listened to the music
we's vibing. All of a sudden, you know, she says
she was sad. But yeah, so by the third one,
I just turned my head like I'm like when she
said the first one, I was like, by the second,

(01:06:10):
I was, you are? And then the third one, I said, Oh,
let me get this, let me leave her alone.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
You know what I mean, She's getting her issue, you
feel me?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
So yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're using that as a
learning moment because I think right there, right then and there,
she's telling you how she wants to be treated. Because
I think probably the best way you should approach it
now if she says that she's sad again is ask
her if she wants to talk about it, right because.

Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Ship, like bro, we grown assadusta.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I don't like talking about my emotions all the time, right,
So I completely understand. So me and that moment just
wanted to express that she's sad, but not get any
deeper than that, you know what I mean? So yeah, yeah,
you know, like I said, I think she's I think
she she showed you right there how she wants to
be treated.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
And I'm glad that you're gonna tell about that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Oh for sure, man, for sure. It's funny because back
in the day when if we would have did that
ship even at all. Don't talk to it, you know
what I mean, Like, it's just what it's I think
think our parents.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Made just as big of an elite as you know,
as we did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
So so it's not like I'm not I don't want
to like my mom did her best, you know, great job.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
If any of us were exposed to our grandparents parenting,
we would not skin would fly off our Yeah, yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
You know about shit like the different generations and it's
like wow, but also you know, there's different things going
on in the world, so like there was less room
to make mistakes at that time period, Like you whistled
a motherfucking you know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
It's like, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
About my grandpa in World War two? Right, My grandpa
told my brother and I his whole life, he was
a nurse of World War two, you know, he said,
we knew he got a GI bill all this other shit.
He was an Italian person, you know, joined the army,
got the gi Bill, went to get his degree at Rutgers.
All this other shit told us a whole life. Anytime

(01:07:55):
we would ask him about the war or about him
being a soldier, he would make a joke about how
that's where he bald. He said, that's why I lost
my hair, was they shot at me and my hair
fell off. But he said I was a nurse, all
this other stuff. After he passed away, we got you know,
you get when your relative is served and they passed away,
you get the flag and you get like their record
or whatever. I looked up the unit he was in,

(01:08:17):
and it was like on the front, like, oh the
most unspeakable, like you know, like sixty percent of the
people in the unit were killed, like all this type
of shit. He won all kinds of awards and all
this other stuff. He came home and he never told
one person about that shit. So you can't imagine. I mean,
he was he was eighteen years old. Yeah, you cannot

(01:08:39):
imagine being raised and my dad was a gay man
raised by a Catholic dad who'd done all that. I
can't even fathom.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Bro R. Like so like what I'll do, like my
like even with my dad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
I was thinking about this today, like it's not it
fucked what he did, but it's not fuck him, you
know what I'm saying, because like what he probably went
through the cause, like I told y'all in therapy, I'll
be like, I'll get sad thinking about what he's missing
out from being a dad because this shit is so beautiful.
Like what did he go through to make him not

(01:09:12):
want to take part in this? Because this is the
most fulfilling thing I've ever experienced, you know what I mean.
So my my, my being a dad may switched my perspective,
you know what I mean. But so yeah, I don't,
but I feel like, you know, yeah, we made a
big jump. I feel like our parents made a big
jump too. Side That's why I'm saying. I don't want
to disparage them. So I know my mom, man, my

(01:09:32):
mom was my friend in tenth grade. You know, I
told my mom about when I lost for my virginity
like two weeks later, and I remember the next day
my friends we were like we talk about sex every day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
You feel like we're fucking tenth grade.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
I'm sixteen, and they're like they're having to bring up
like you wouldn't talk to your mom about this, and
like I just told my mom I lost more Virginia.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
What you fuck you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Like they were like you told your mom you did
get in trouble, Like y'all get in trouble for fucking
like your body's making you do this, like for being
for like nature. We like, you know, you coulda get
grounded because you get.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
With you That's a quote.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
I was just so confused.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
I'm like, fucking nigga, Like if you like, how do
you like shut your body down?

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Nigga? You can't, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Like I'm having wet dreams. My body is making me
get this off.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Having my imagination.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Nigga, Bro, I'm I was jerking off before games.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
I was at home, gotta get.

Speaker 9 (01:10:35):
My issue get before I go play basketball, like nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
It was like, you know it, nigga bro. Anyway, I
thought that was crazy. But yeah, so like my mom
was great, you know what I mean. It was very
much different from most parents. You know, I did realized
that I got older, but yeah, I just feel like
we made a big jump. So like, yeah, it's funny
thinking about that situation with Sony, how they would have
got a two year old would have got right, you
know what I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Saying, told off and met you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Yeah, maybe that's switch you feel me crazy, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
My dookie bart of the week is whoever made up
the rumor that Stream East had been taken over by
the Department of Homeland Security, which it is not. They
have issued it. The Streamyast News network has issued an
official message on Twitter saying Stream East has not been seized.
All of our prioritized domains are up and running fully.

(01:11:31):
Intech retweet this to stop the panic.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
I don't partake of illegal streams, but the people who
do need them, and it's not. This is the ultimate
punching down. Don't make parody jokes scaring people who need
illegal streams. Let them be. They have enough shit going on.
With the exception, you could scare Lebron James, who uses
stream East because he's too cheap to fucking get a VPN.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
Or what I'll be, I'll be using an out the ship.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
I was happening for a box in the USC. I'm
not big fights that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
I just like it ain't worth the eighty dream East
me like a mother.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
I have there's a dude in Long Beach, and maybe
some people listening to this know this is a dude
who was stream fights on Instagram live with his commentary,
and his commentary is the funniest ship. So we I
just am on that all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
But oh that sounds fire.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
That's great. So it's the last piece of truly regional
culture that we have left.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
So like like that reminds me of like when motherfuckers
had the fucking Scramblers. We need something that mimics that
to hold on to some part of our you know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
We need.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Technological yearning is important. It is an important part of
society and culture.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Okay, Jackson, who's your due? Butt of the week, my
do key?

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
But of the week?

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
I have a two parter.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
The first part is Boston Red Sox player Aaron Duran.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
He he's a common nerd. They could do an extra
credit for dookie butt nigga.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
One of them, one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
This one got a two part, guys, uh, strap in
buffle off.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
I just do the one, fucking idiot. I mean, I
don't care about what I say.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
Both parts.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Dane. This is why I don't think you're gonna hold
up to the ship talking.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
You got frozing real quick, nigga, This is not bro,
Yes what you're saying, Baby, I'm a nasty nigga.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
Bro, this is PG thirteen on here. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
I'm telling you, nigga, I would be canceled if I
was me, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
You feel me.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
There's the reason I ain't on Twitter no more. And
they got to fight too hard not to beat me
on that bitch.

Speaker 7 (01:13:59):
Okay, tell.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Jared Durant of the bosson Red Sox used the f
slur and it was.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
Caught on on Cotton four K. It was fans were
like yelling who knows all sorts of I'm sure they
were yelling lots of Nazi shit at him. I do
not appro approve of fans being reckless screaming at professional athletes.
But Jared Durant cannot be using that. Anyone cannot be
using especially when you're especially when you're a famous person

(01:14:29):
who's on camera all the time. But no one should
be using that word, especially not professional athletes.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
We get it, Jackson, Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
My second, my second dookie butt of the week is
uh it uh.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
Nobody, nobody, no.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Nobody should be using it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Nobody should be.

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
Use my girlfriend had COVID like a month ago, and
so we were like stuck in the house. She had
actual symptoms and we were kind of just like stuck
at home. So we're trying to find something new to
watch that we could watch for like a week straight
and just like binge. And so we started watching Grey's Anatomy.
I'd never watched Gray's Anatomy before. I've just seen Pee
you know a billion seasons goods.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Is it really good?

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
It's it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
And uh, I would just see people, you know, I've
seen people post about it before. I've had family members
who like watched the show, right, So all the only
context I had for the show going in was that
there's two like male sort of main characters make dreamy
and mix steamy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Is what I that's two differentia.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
White one of them there.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
One of them is like this brown hair like slick
dude who's like the night supposed to be like the
nice guy, and he's like the dreamy one. And the
other one is like a blonde dude who's like a
more like gruff and like just like has.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Sex with all the nurses.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
That's that makes sense, Yes, exactly, dream Steamy.

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Uh, it's they're very different. They're very different looking white dude.
So that's sort of the type whatever you prefer, what
you teach. Yeah, I would probably say ke dreaming dream.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
So you like the cleaner white dude, you prefer that,
I guess, so I like brown hair. I think it's okay.
The other one was blood versus hair. Yea bron is
a wind get it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
So that was my only context for the show going in,
was these the knowledge of the names of these two characters,
and so I assumed mc dreamy was based on the names.
Only was he was like the nicest guy in the world.
He's the main character, and you start the show and
that's sort of like he's the main character.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
He's very nice guy. No, he's not a nice guy.
He is the villain of this fucking show.

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
Anyone who watches Gray's Anatomy and things and likes McDreamy,
I don't even know. Maybe everyone hates him. Maybe I'm
in the majority here, but if any if people out
there like that guy, now he is he is the
absolute villain of Gray's Anatomy, and he he's horrible to
everyone and he like does it in this very like
white man like, No, I'm just a nice guy, Like

(01:16:42):
I'm just trying to do this.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Thing or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Now out on mcdream anyone who watches Grays anatomy, Dude,
it's fuck McDreamy in the in this house.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Dreamy and McSteamy kind of made Bro. I just looked
them up. These niggas me.

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
Look these is that, bro?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
This is this is a basic white man face. Bro.
This is like like that's that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
I know, I know, doctor Derek Shepherd.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
I don't know his real name.

Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
Yeah, Derek Shepherd, Patrick dem Dempsey and Eric Dane should
know Patrick.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
What's the other one is mixed steamy, nigga? This was
like mc steamy looks like he's got that Neanderthal gene.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Bro mixed MX steam he got the ten. I mean,
I guess it's the time period. It's a time period. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Mc steamy looks like nineteen ninety four, Like he looks
like what girls stought were Oh hold on, we were
in like middle school.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Right yeah yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
You can't watch out there with just this one, you
know what?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
I yeah, yeah, yeah, this right, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, mhmm.
I can't talk about my ship all fucked up. But
like you know what I'm saying, your looks great, thank you,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
But you know your your your you're hitting singles, you're
playing within yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
You're right right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
And getting the whole, the whole, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
the Google you know whatever? The what's that ship called?

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
The spray spray?

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
It starts with a G. Right, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
What's it called the feeling ship?

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
It's called something? No, it's what what boozer had, the boozer.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Yeah, that's thought.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
No, it's it's a particular thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
But you know, kids even getting now, like what fucking bro,
I swear I'm watching these videos, nigga, they spraying filling
with with me eleven year old. Bro, he don't get
that chemical bullship away from my mother. Fucking bro if
they shoulder what that happened? Nah bro, it's it's called Oliver,

(01:18:54):
Nah bro, the boozer.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
What a boozer put on his head?

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Spray on hair?

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Boozers pray the boozer spray hairfusion.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
No, bro, that that sounds like something white people jailed ship.
Let me see. Uh don't it sound like some jail
you putting your hair in the nineties. That's not like
some ship and the Steeny putting his hair nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Uh yeah, that would have been what I was spiking
my hair with for sure. The extreme hold.

Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
It's like you could have a lot of this with
that motherfucker go throw would have just stuck.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Beijing, Beijing. That's a two America's moment. Ain't a tiler
begging beggar. I just see people in the chatter Beijing Beijing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
thank you, thank you chat man. Y'all know, I don't
be remember ship Beijing, nigga, appreciate you Beijing, that motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
But uh yeah, that's they getting kids with Beijing now, Bro,
they're hitting They putting a Beijing on chips kids hairline
like they got a perfectly good hairline. There's no need
for Beijing. What do you mean you feel me crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
It's nasty anyway, kids putting ship like that, that's disturbing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
And also, like I think Steve Harry ruined the game
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
WIGI had bro, Like Steve Harry, he didn't know for real,
like people thought that was real.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Now we're trying to imitate something that was fake.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
That's and it's the same It's the same thing the
Kardashians did with ask and I'm about to get canceled.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
I ain't gonna go any further, but you see the
point though.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Show up to the one on one between John and
Jackson to hear the rest of this ramp.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
I'm not going any further, but them diapers is because
you know what I'm saying, niggas trying to imitate the Kardashians.
That ship was faked from the front. Anyway, we ain't
gonna get there. I ain't gonna all right, that's all
the time we got. Wait, Tyler didn't give his.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Right bo the mail Brontes ago.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Yeah. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
We need the community one that we need, the one
from the Yeah of the Week.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
The Chad Dookie. But of the Week they nominated a
few let's see. Hold on, guys, crawl up. The nominees
are uh jd vance once again for saying ethnic enclaves
and comparing people of this country to gangs of gangs
of New York.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
Have you seen the motherfuckers?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
And Trump's most recent rarey walking around with jizz cups
JD vance j D Yeah, well not actual JD vance
jizz and of course, of course not it's cups. It's
that they're walking around with with cups that are like
seen in sample cups and it says JD Van's family plan.

(01:21:27):
It's weird and it's a fucking blow at walls because
he used you know intro. Uh you know, yeah, that's weird, weird, evil,
fucking weird enough weird, weird at best.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
So that's one nominee. Another nominee?

Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
Uh is Trump for for for Miles said he's having
his raptors takeem era on Twitter right now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Oh, bro, it's nasty and I think the same reason
things we were talking about with Biden.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Hey, brot it thirty seconds after Biden dropped out. I
can't believe Republicans are running a seventy eight year old
man for president country.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Bro, oldest oldest in the history.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
We would be never, wouldn't even consider.

Speaker 6 (01:22:19):
It considerate, Definitely wouldn't say this is our best chance
of Definitely wouldn't not say the last dominee is from Elijah,
he said, Dookie Butnam this podcast, apparently women are going
to trade school at record rates and folks on Twitter
are saying it's because all of the men are too
busy podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Oh wow, thank you Elis for bringing that to our attention. Man, Yeah,
we might have to Yeah, I'll tell you I know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Of any right now, make sure she's in the union.
Hey right, Speaking as a journalist slash podcaster, I would
have left both those professions fifteen years ago if my
wife wasn't in the teachers union. That's all allundred percent
of my health and healthy stories from being married to

(01:23:04):
my wife. They sacrifice so we can become podcasters. Their
hands look like this, So my hands like this. You
feel me?

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
I just clipped my nails metal fat you hear me?

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
I sit here while I working people in That's right,
has a real.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Job, Bron.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
He's not editing podcasts.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
He's editing human teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:23:29):
The quality outside bones, This funny quality looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Tyler I listened to because you brought it up. I
listened to like a clip like clips of Trump's ship
with Elon. He did sound like Daffy Duck bro or
Trump Trump. No, like he sat he sounded like an
old man with his tsreself.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Oh really he thrial lifty of that motherfucker. Oh man,
he might add stroke you try to sound like the Boogeyman.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Also, we can't take lists serious. Dog, there is no
word even your constituency will plown your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Cartage in America.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Just move your tongue.

Speaker 14 (01:24:16):
Fuck nigga, your tongue'es in a way.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
All the time we got. We will be back with
two more episodes this week. We don't have the timing
just yet, but obviously we'll put that out there on
social media if you're listening to this on your podcast feeds,
YouTube dot com, slash at Jenkins and Jones. We will
be streaming the college football video game between Tyler and
Jackson live with me on play by play and John
on color commentary, as well as we'll put together some

(01:24:51):
draft Kings lines and we.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Got to get draft Yeah, Jackson hit them up bright.
Maybe let's figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
And you do not want to, is the guess that
white episode that Jackson's putting together that will be.

Speaker 6 (01:25:05):
And both of these will not be nearly as good
listening in your audience.

Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
That is a fact.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Subscribed to Jackson got subscribe to the YouTube churn.

Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
Does that work go off for my ship?

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
That's what it's just a good what did you do?
What did you do? What was it?

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
He's got like you have to turn something on. Man,
it's like reacting.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
He's young man.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
You know of us got touched, some of us got touched.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Take that. That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
All right, we'll see bye bye.

Speaker 14 (01:25:40):
The volume