Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
Episodes
Hello. In this episode I wake my dad up from a nap and read viewer mail with him.
He tells me about fantasizing over nuclear warfare, how his life went differently than how he anticipated, if people were more optimistic in the 70s, and a lot of other life stuff. He gave his perspective on emails about friendship, love, anxiety, and other human things. It was a good episode and I’m happy we did it. I think it was a good one. I...
A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of schemes, and a viewer email debates whether or not to disclose his history of writing successful gay erotica.
It is time to pin the tail on John Travolta. I am a gecko.
Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while overweight.
Light a candle. I am a gecko.
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A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my favorite geckmail email in the history of this show.
Don’t chew gum while skydiving. I am a gecko.
Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ
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Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries with your parents, being jealous that your gf has had more sex than you, and a lot of other things. I think it’s a good geckmail.
Does anyone have advice on how to stop chewing on pen caps? I am a gecko.
Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https...
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that.
They do not celebrate Christmas on Neptune. I am a gecko.
Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ
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A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money.
It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko.
Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ
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A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.
Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.
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A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever.
I love diet root beer. I am a gecko.
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A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life.
Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko.
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A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly.
Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions.
I love eating dirt. I am a gecko.
Send an email to therapygecko...
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag."
The printer is jammed. I am a gecko.
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Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself.
This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko.
Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic.
We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards.
I am going to sleep now. I am a gecko.
Send an email to therap...
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson.
It is important to have a fire extinguisher in your house in case there is an emergency. I am a gecko.
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A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a viewer mail writer.
It is time to chew on a pencil. I am a gecko.
Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
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A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations.
Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talks about bettering herself after a life of paranoia in the woods. It was a good episode.
Does anyone have a AAA battery? I am a gecko.
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A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living with your mother in law.
Will you hold my spot in line? I am a gecko.
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Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty chill.
Later a caller struggles with whether or not to leave behind their life in remote Appalachia, and we read some viewer mail.
Please tell me you have the keys. I am a gecko.
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A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers.
Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.
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