Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.
Episodes
A caller’s fake marriage begets real feelings, a caller explains the political climate in India that sparked their move to Canada, and a final caller’s ex won’t take their cat back.
I love salmon. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller and his family prepare to flee America, and then I go to the park to talk to a musician who was robbed, a student doing 100 things, an artist living in a gallery, and a man reflecting on perfection.
Time to look at the wall. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
A caller re-examines their life after an accident and a caller examines their relationship with kink amongst the frozen expanse of rural Alaska.
Ring the bell. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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I give a guy $20 to give me bad and good advice, we talk to a Saudi Arabian guy who was inspired to come to the U.S. by Logan Paul, I meet a dog, and we learn more about the rock paper scissors meta.
It was a good day. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.
Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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See omny...
A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.
Get in line. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat.
Try it. I am a gecko.
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.
A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay.
Ready your swords. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream.
We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel friend.
Turn around. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets.
You have the missing piece. I am a gecko.
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.
See o...
A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent.
The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko.
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A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey.
Hello. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him.
Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko.
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
A caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their workplace chemicals, a caller's cousin attacks someone, and a final caller sends a risky text.
Let's agree to never talk about this again. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lylefo...
A caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life.
It is time to do some math. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller’s marriage reaches a breaking point in the last 24 hours, a caller's therapist suggests they seek me out, and we read viewer mail about beyblade tournaments and dating short men.
It is time to gather leaves in the park. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
A caller shares a cautionary tale about diet soda, a caller develops feelings for a coworker that conflicts with her relationship, and a final caller reconnects with her estranged dad after 20 years.
It is time to board the Banana Boat. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller's mom wants them to move out, a scientist struggles to connect in social settings, and we read viewer mail about turning off your ability to feel pain and becoming a masochist.
That's how they get you. I am a gecko.
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
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A caller gets addicted to Facebook Dating, a caller overcomes his stutter, and we read viewer mail about sonder, running for office, and GTA6.
I call heads. Unless tails is better. I am a gecko.
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
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