Therapy Gecko

Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

Episodes

December 1, 2024 69 mins

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them to give up social media all together. 

I sometimes wonder what raccoons taste like. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should join the military.


Everything will maybe be fine. I am a gecko.

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November 24, 2024 61 mins

I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos. 

We talk to callers about living with family, navigating the job market, being shunned, and paintball leagues. We also talk to each other about UFOs and ET other cool stuff. It was fun. You’ll have fun.

I love chewing on bottle caps. I am a gecko. 

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November 20, 2024 59 mins

After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate. 

Then a caller phones in from backstage before her concert performance and a final caller ponders how procrastinating is preventing them from locking in on their voice acting career. 

I think ghosts should pay rent. I am a gecko.

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November 17, 2024 61 mins

A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship.

Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller moves to a new city with her reluctant boyfriend.

I need to dust my PS2. I am a gecko.

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November 13, 2024 57 mins

A caller contemplates their life at 35 and questions what they can do to better spend their finite time on earth.

Later a caller speaks about how hard times have strengthened their relationship and a final caller contracts an Victorian disease.

I think someone is at the door. I am a gecko.

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November 10, 2024 59 mins

A caller talks about what inspired him to walk across all of Japan, how he executed it, the people he met on his journey, and what he gained from it overall (besides getting shredded.)

Then a final caller speaks about how his fracturing friend group has ignited some existential dread that he may fix by going to Alaska.

Are you in line? I am a gecko.

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Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, and other stuff. I try very hard to say a lot of words and talk for an hour. I will do more of these. I am a gecko.

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November 3, 2024 56 mins

A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s.

Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan.

Release the sewer people. I am a gecko.

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October 30, 2024 64 mins

A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together.

Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain.

Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko.

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Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have a podcast is to talk on it. Email topics include a person casting spells on their neighbor, peeing in the airplane sink, being in debt, burying a hedgehog, and other stuff. Hallelujah. I am a gecko.

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A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago. 

Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger management, and Pokemon Go disrupts a final caller’s workplace.

It is time to drink a Dr Pepper. I am a gecko.

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October 20, 2024 95 mins

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarrhea.

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October 16, 2024 59 mins

A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard.

Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a final caller attempts to find a new vocation.

Break your mirror. I am a gecko.

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October 13, 2024 54 mins

A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school.

My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko.

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October 9, 2024 61 mins

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment.

Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s.

Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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October 6, 2024 51 mins

A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a bunch of characters, and his next plans for life.

Afterwards a return caller goes to a nudist colony in the Canary Islands and a final caller has a trans cat. 

I feel underdressed. I am a gecko.

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October 2, 2024 54 mins

A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe.  

I am going to watch the fish.  I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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September 29, 2024 58 mins

A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake.

Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer.

I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko.

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September 25, 2024 45 mins

I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene.

I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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