November 29, 2021 • 35 mins
This week’s theme: “Disinformation.” A one-night stand leads to a shocking revelation, a shopping trip changes a woman’s life, and a deathbed confession rocks a son’s world.
Special Guest Contributor Christine Medrano is a stand-up comic, actress, writer and filmmaker. You may have seen her on “College Humor,” “Bob’s Burgers,” and “I Think She Likes You.”
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Portions of This American Laugh with Aristotle Atari and Andy Harris.
The improvised documentary podcast are brought to you by listeners
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knowing Random Sentence Generator, which inspires the stories you're about
to hear. Yes, whenever you hear this sound, the next
sentence you hear is a random sentence provided by our
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revered omnipotent Random Sentence Generator. Or more This American Laugh.
Listen to more episodes of This American Laugh. I guess
and now your first random sentence? You always had an
interesting perspective on why the earth must be that Hey
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he's got a little out of control last night, huh?
And want to stay over? But so afraid? So breakfast.
I can make you something if you if you'd like, yeah,
maybe if you can make me some chilli achilles and pancakes.
What was the first thing? What chilikile? What is that
beast I can describe as chips and eggs? Oh, yeah,
(01:11):
that should be pretty easy. I have some chips. Yeah,
you made it some breakfast and they had their first
real conversation. So, so what do you do? What do
I know that it's awkward to ask you this after
everything that went down. But what do you do for
I'm in geology, Oh, geology, studying of like rocks and
(01:31):
formations and then the nice round earth. Oh what, no rocks?
Another round, another round earth. I promised myself I wouldn't
do this again. The earth is flat. Flat. When I
was a little girl, I watched my dog run away
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from me and I just got I just watched him
for half an hour. He kept running, and that's that's
how I know the world is flat. Well, the dog
just kind of disappeared over the horizon. And no, we'll
put a pen in that. What kind of what kind
of chips do it? Do I use for this? Chips? Okay? Red?
So so what do you do? I'm a doctor, medical doctor,
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a medical doctor. Yeah, what's wrong with that? Is a
medical doctor who believes the world is around. I mean
he's letting anyone in a medical school these days. Then
well that that actually the m CATS tests that I
had to take. That was the first question. What is that?
What the m CAT is that? A you have a pet? No? No, no,
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that's I think that if memory serves that's the test
that you're supposed to take in medical school. Um, I've
never had a doctor that's ever mentioned an m cat
to me. Well, what what kind of I know that's
a personal but what kind of doctor? Where's your doctor?
It's a medical facility, bit building. They have a lot
of herbs, they have a lot of rosaries, things like
the candles, but also medic said, I assume medicine man, yes,
(03:02):
my doctor. Medicine man. Yes. So what kind of eggs
do I make with these? Over? Medium? Over medium? Five? Yeah? Okay, great, Um,
let me just turn on a stove here, oh there,
let me and you a match. No, no, it's gas.
You just you can just use the just turn what
you're not going to make a small fire? But no,
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I'm sorry. I'm just floored. You're a medicine man who's
not making his fires for breakfast. You know what, I
don't know if this is gonna I'm married. You're married. Yeah,
I'm married to doctor. Doesn't believe the world's flat? Not again,
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this keeps happening to me. Can you believe it? I
have a confession to make. I'm not really married. You're
not married. You're just trying to get me out of
your house. Yeah, that's kind of. I mean, I have
some intuition. I know, you have an idea. Days later
into each other on the street TAXI Richard, I like, Odd,
who was walking down the street and I saw your
lap co And I was like, is that Richard the doctor? Yeah?
(04:08):
So I really gotta really got to get this cab
surgery at at eleven o'clock. So, um, it's great to
you can get We're what are you doing in the
support of town, this neighborhood. I was at the at
the museum it's a museum or eleven am. Yeah, yeah,
it's matt made prices this time of day, museums of Mattenee's. Yeah.
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Usually it's usually it's fourteen dollars after five pm, but
before or five pm it's twelve dollars a couple of bucks.
You remember at this museum I was before. Yeah, why
did you leave? Because of some of the things that
they were saying about the world, you know what I mean,
their flatter thing right, right, I have a coupon if
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you know that you're a doctor, but it looks like
you're pretty thrifty, right, yeah, yeah, it's a coupon I have.
It's nothing for what's it four the haircut. Are you
sure haircuts are okay with you? That's not to new age.
I mean I would prefer if you grew it out
and just credit it. I got news for you, Elizabeth.
You can't tell me what to do anymore. You know what, Richard,
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I'm getting in your cab. This is my cab. Now
taxi with their separate ways, but they meet again? Maybe yeah,
probably not. This is this American laugh. I mean sorry,
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I'm good. Producer Andy our special guest contributor for this week,
Steen Medrano. This week, as always, we'll be using a
random sense generator to inspire a fully improvised show in
three acts. This week's theme this information. Sometimes people choose
to accept reality, and sometimes they make up their own facts.
Pay with us. Act one. It turns out you don't
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need all that stuff you insisted you did, Becky, Why
didn't we get a cart? I told you we don't
need a cart. We're just gonna get three things. Yeah,
you said three things, and now I have five things here.
Do we really need all of this? I mean yes,
one needs together. We need the milk, the eggs, mixed strawberries, okay,
that's three. The beer Okay, you want to be you
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want the beer. No, let's put back the strawberries. Strawberry,
come on, okay, finally put the strawberry can you can
you take them and bring them back there? I'll hold
our place in line, get self, check out, self, checkout.
I always feel like I work here. Okay, I'll go
back to strawber. Okay, thank you, later, do do do
do Okay, I'm sorry you have got a second thing
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is strawberries first of all, but then I got another
thing of chocolate cake, chocolate covered strawberry. I get it,
but no, you're I wanted fewer things. Please. Okay, fine,
I'll put back the strawberryes in the chocolate, and i'll
you know what, give me the beer. I'll put back
the beer. We don't need. We just eggs, eggs, eggs
and bread the song we need. Alright, stand in line, yes,
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I know, hurry because it's almost our turn. Okay, letments later.
Oh okay, really really what we already have a vacuum cleaner.
I know, but this one is detachable. It has a hose,
has a detachable hose too, I know, but I like
this one more. Inter please O, please can you put
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back the vacuum cleaner, and the strawberries and the chocolate.
Please we have enough things here. Fine, okay, thank you.
Let me put back the eggs. Two back the eggs
lets later. Oh please just let me adopt him. It does.
We have a parents, I know, but it was a
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wanderer out and look, you don't look staring. You can
carry the things. He can carry the things for us.
My mom's gonna worry. His mom's gonna worry. Oh, I'm
your mom. Now, excuse me, this is my son. What
are you doing with my son? It's it's my my
my wife, I'm your wife. I'm his wife. It's not yes,
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she's my wife. I'm very sorry. She has this thing
where like she's an impulse buyer and apparently now an
impulse kidnapper. And I'm very slighted. Well, you're lucky that
I don't speak to the authorities. Please don't now, please,
don't you know? What are you going, officer? Her problem here?
I was just shopping and I noticed this unaccompanied minor,
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and I do have I would take him on and
I would take care of him. I mean, isn't that
we have no more laws in this land? I say,
he's my son. He's my SONAA maam, I'm talking to her? Yes,
did you really leave your child unaccompanied? Just for a moment?
I just turned around for a second. The one who's
at fault here more than a second. I'm afraid we're
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gonna have to take her downtown. I followed him to
the precinct where the child's mother was being held A
I did go here? When do I get my phone call? Oh?
There's no more phone calls anymore? Why might not we
get one text? And it has to be from a
number you can remember? What are you in for? I
left my mother's house unattended, and so now a new
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family lives there. You're at faults. I'm at fault. They
arrested me. We arrested me for leaving my son un attended,
and somebody was trying to kidnapped him. And we're here,
our here, this is me? Why are we we want
our text? What what is going on in here? We
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were just First of all, we're confused as to why
we are the ones who are fault. In the second,
when do we get it? Are you two? I will
separate the two of you if you do not pull
it tog I couldn't stand. Okay, do you understand? Do
you understand? We just don't understand why this is even happening.
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You know, it will only made clear to you later
later read win Eventually it's like, what do you mean later?
All right, it's confessional clock here. Okay, this is my
first day. I don't really have a solid grasp on
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the law per se. How did you become an officer?
Did they just let anyone become an officer? Or you
have to take this test called like that M cops,
M cops and coups test. I had no idea that
they ask you a serious of questions. What are the
series of questions? First question is what shape is the earth?
And I answered, correctly, which is flat? Everyone is flat?
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I don't, Yeah, I said flat? So that the questions
the only question and then I'm sorry. And then there
was an who is what would you do if somebody
was a victim of a crime? Yeah, and I said
I would find out why they put themselves in the
position to be a victim of that crime? Right, And
for some reason they hired me. I guess you explain
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it like that. I understand what I'm locked up now to,
So do we get those texts or not. Okay, I
have another confession mark, Okay, can profession clock still happen?
Stacific order after confession to o'clock? You're not really allowed
to do the texting thing? What what are you talking about? Well,
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because you guys, we were both kind of like making
a big fuss when you got thrown in here, and
you're not supposed to make a big fuss, would have
been arrested. And I, I mean, I was freaking out
because because first, first of all, I don't I don't
even know where my son is now, my god right
in second, like in prison jail to be in here,
and you guys were doing that thing that you're doing
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right now with the talking, that's the questioning, the complaining.
So I just kind of through whatever at the wall
and I just said, yeah, I'm sure you can. You
can text somebody if you want to. Okay, you're not
allowed to do that. What are we allowed? Okay? Can
I'm gonna ask to speak to your supervisor officer. Is
there supervisor available? That would be amazing? Okay, So I'm
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looking at my watch here, it's about after confession o'clock here, good,
Oh yeah, I'm I'm in charge. I'm a supervisor, so
super whatever I said goes so um, yeah, we'll be
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snacks later. Okay, all right, it's okay. So hey, bong
that that that chime means it's a confession thirty Oh,
no snacks are there. No, there's no snacks. You guys
just seem to bombed out by your circumstances. And I
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wanted to turn those browns upside down. So you made
up to think about the snacks just now. It worked momentarily,
was very excited about the snacks. I gonna tell you,
the stinks this whole thing. Yeah, sood yeah, it's real bad. Yeah,
it's later. I will be representing myself, judge, and I
will be representing myself too. I can't know what I
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was asking. You've not been provided and nobody's that. I
saw that. They were on a TV. They were supposed
to say you have a right to and I'm saying,
nobody really ever said any of that stuff to us.
It's just kind of water, okay, water water. I'm looking
over there's crazy someone knocking him. Oh, you're looking at
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the time. It's a confessional clock. I don't really have
much business doing this. Because I am not earlier judge.
I took to M judge, which, of course, as we
all know, stands for masters in judicial unity directly directly.
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Where was that lasting? Everybody say it? Judges were The
questions question was boilerplate or testify nature? What shape is there?
And the second question was an essay and it was, oh,
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if you were judge, would you like it? Or would
you love it? And I wrote I would love it
so much on my goodness, wrote smiley faces on it,
and I handed it in the paper to the guy
and he was like, I love no smiling faces. You
didn't there And I was like you, Mr governor, And
he was right. We were ready to go. I guess
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you're a judged now and I said, good do I
get to go? And the gavel and then he said
you you can wear a rope to oh my god,
and this is my voice case long story short, yeah,
well a long story long. He took a test and yeah,
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I don't know what I'm doing. You're loving it. I'm
loving I'm loving that, you're loving you. Thank you, thank you?
So are we? Here we go. I don't even know
what the crime is unaccompanied property. Wow, that sounds serious,
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walk out of here. Right, what you've accused, that's right
there on the docket. Let's leave one an our uncompanied monitor.
You were interested me to try to kidnap you too?
Where is the child president? No, I have no idea
where I thought that I'm probably gonna get them to
testify something. Um, well, I've looked over this case. Yeah,
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and I'm gonna move for a snack. Everybody, all right,
I find your guilty over here. Having snacks in the
court is dismissed. Um, what we free to? Were guilty?
Oh shit? Oh we're a call reporter. Please read back
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everything that I said just a minute ago. Guilty of snacks? No?
Before that, Oh, I wasn't typing? Well why not? I
was looking up how to dig the m judges? Really?
Why I'm thinking about becoming to judge? Where it is hard? Oh?
I heard is hold? I think the earth is kind
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of a curve. Everybody stock, everybody quiet, quite, everybody? You
call reporter, I find you guilty of the most famous
crime of all. And he stirred me, sinking it is
not sleep. I just meant flat kind of no no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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never in all my minutes of being a judge. Have
I heard? Are your guilty? Don't get out a snack,
snack on your way out to the jail. Take this
from away, get out of good though good Now it
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was a terrible mood. Now if I find you all
guilty of doing whatever your sentences or is. Oh y,
y'all know how to type. I've took a stenography class.
I took them type from Craig. Y'all, y'all are going
to a tag team and being the court reporter from
now on. Coming up, back to the first A word
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from our esteemed sponsors. Stay with us, back to the interview.
Let's get to know this week, especially guest contributor Christine Madrano. Christine,
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thank you for being here. Thank you for having me.
How long have you been listening to the show. Oh,
I've been listening so long? Really yeah, a long time listener. Guests, Wow,
that's great. What was your favorite episode? M My favorite
episode was the one um about the sandwiches. I love
sandwiches and love soup and those episodes that you did
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a sandwiches and wow, my heart remember that episode about
the sandwiches. I think that was the one where we
went to the sour bread factory. The sour yeah, the
sour yeah bakery, I guess not a fact, yeah, no,
the fact. It was you right first, it was the factory.
It was the sour sour fread factory. Actually we have
(19:21):
that in our archives. Yeah, let's hear that clip of
that episode. Now, this factory been in my family for
twenty five years. We make bread. I can smell it. Yes, yes,
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very similar, we think though we mixing sour sour things.
You know why text favor for flavor. But do you
know why we make it so unpleasant tweet? Because why
should didn't they want to get to enjoy fruits of
my liver. I put my blood and sweat into making
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this bread in what so you can chewl on the
bread and smile. No, no, no, no go on. So
that's why punishment, because they can assumer for letting me
toil away making the bread. We continued the tour of
the factory. And so with your bread balls, you said
that they are the most painful for you to make.
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They are the difficult. That's why I scooper. They make
it into bullshit. But you know what my secret ingredient
is for bread ball? Glass bits, tiny bits of glazz.
You know why, to make them suffer more, don't make
them suffer so they think they eat and delishes breed,
But excuse me, bread ball, they take, bite their gums,
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they bleed because why should they not bleed and suffer
like I did? When they make bread need pirs? Yours
bleed into it? Yes, and these breed sticks there is
our where is our glass? Glass inside? But with deals?
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What gies? Screws? You know? You do you think already
I've taken It's not my first hour, no bread factory
that I've been to. Did you know? Then? Yes, screws,
tiny screws, philippid screws that I put into the bread sticks,
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and so you know why? You know why I do this?
Make them suffer? Yes? But also screws are surprisingly tasting
when you have you have ever eaten the screw I've
tasted one of your your bread bowls that did have it? Yes?
Was it good? Yeah, it's kind of like the pettiness
of it kind of really added a different flavor that
I wasn't expecting to hit my tongue. It's like putting
salt on chocolate, you know what I mean. It's very different.
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Good I'm sorry, gift shelp over here. We're still breathe
in T shirts. You validate parking is Adiga. Wow Wow
that was cool. Yeah that was that was a good episode.
We want awards for that one. I mean that makes
sense to me. You know, you were able to kind
(22:17):
of get the strife of what it is to live. Yeah,
what do you do for living? That's a little bit
about yourself. Um, I do stand up. Um I got
really into skateableing over quarantine. Yeah, I like went skating
this morning. It's like all I do now. I'm so
sure everyone's tired of me. We talked about it. But
when you get a hobby that you really like, it's
(22:39):
like falling in love. That's so cheesy to say. I'm
going to stop myself in the neck, but it's true.
I had you skateboarded before, not really, I'm like cruised around.
I had like boards and try to learn, but never
like really really. Yeah. Wow that's great. Yeah that's cool.
Yeah I do. Uh. I also do a monthly show
over at the Allegian the Eater. It's a comedy stand
(23:01):
up show. It's a stand up show. Good'll stand up,
you know. Yeah, doing indoor shows though, it's still weird.
Yeah yeah, but like all the all the the audience,
I suppose it's masked up. We had an entire our
entire audience was masked except for one person. Yeah, we
could just see him. I was kind of like peeking,
and all the comics kept talking to him. Um. Yeah,
(23:25):
it's weird. It's just kind of like wear your mask
on everyone around you. What did you think you that
you can get away with it? I don't know, did
you end up putting it back on? Or the entire
show at every single comic was like no mask, all right, wow?
And he still would just be like, yeah, what made
you decide to pursue a career in comedy? I had
a teacher tell me when I was like thirteen that
I should try stand up, my Grade eight drama teacher, Mr. Bohemia. Um.
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And then it kind of like planted a seed. And
then like many years later, I kind of like I
was like doing acting and stuff and I wanted to
try stand up. I always thought about trying stand up,
but it really intimidated me. And then one day I
was just like I had a breakup, and then I
started doing stand up. And then I've just been dowing
ever since, and I love it so much. You know,
we actually have when you were thirteen, we have that
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drama teacher, drama tea. Yeah, what was his name, Mr
Bohemie or Mr b Okay, we actually have when he
encouraged you to to do that. Yeah, let's check the
archives for that class before we get started. I just
(24:29):
want to take a second to shine a light on
a shining light, star student who's going to go places. Christine,
my favorite student, the best student. Every other kid should
be jealous of you. I'm serious, You're the best one.
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You're the best students. Oh my god, all these other
students pardon my French, you're all dogshit compared to Christian Garbage.
I'm really going to go places. You are? These other
kids nowhere, nothing useless, useless children, But you, Christie, You've
got it going. Yeah, Mr b How long is this
(25:13):
gonna gonna last? Until I am done completely and thoroughly
driving home the fact that the rest of you, especially
you Ethan Garbage Stein, Christine, stand up on that stand,
on that milk crate. I want you higher than everybody else,
the best. We all kneel before you. A joke up
(25:36):
here yeah, why don't you start us off with a joke. Okay, okay,
can you tell one about Ethan about how dumb? Yeah,
go ahead, go ahead, let's hear everyone. Shut up, Christine's talking.
Shut up Ethan. Yeah, you're so dumb. I wish I
could put you in a locker that way you could
(25:58):
know how it feels. Yeah, yeah, it was good. Do
you have a type five on Ethan? I can't do.
I can. I can work on a workshop workshop five
minutes on Ethan. He sucks. Wow that was yeah. You
know that teacher really supported you. Yeah. I don't know
(26:19):
if there was a stand up. So much of it
was a tag team bullying. Yeah. He was like, yeah,
I wonder what happened to Ethan. You know, we actually
have happened, actually have Ethan. We have what happened to
him in the archives. Exciting. Yeah, this better be the
funniest stand up show I've ever seen. Oh, notice everybody's
(26:40):
wearing a mask. That mean we didn't ask you to
come put your mask on, Ethan? Oh you recognized me, Yeah,
I can see your full face. Listen. I was young, yeah,
but I wasn't wrong. I mean, look at what you're
doing and I didn't turn off or silence my phone either,
(27:04):
And I am going to leave a YELP review on
the Allusian Theaters site and says, well, the food was good,
and I'm typing there's no food here and there's just
just drink. We just have drinks and snacks. Okay, and
drinks were excellent. But however, these quote stand up commedia Christine.
(27:33):
I think her dumb name was you know my name?
You've been following, you follow me on social media and
you like every post. First of all, no one was
wearing masks. You're the only one to wear a mask
and Mr B And I'm sorry, is that what you want?
(27:54):
I'm sorry? Okay, You're not a stupid dumb idiot, even
though you are a stupid dumb idiot. Is that what
you came here? Or it's all I ever wanted? That? Yeah?
For show? Yeah? What are you working on right now?
All right now? Beside skateboarding? Beside skateboarding, I'm trying to
think nothing. I did just do a character on Bob's Burger,
(28:16):
not aired on Sunday, But besides that, just stand up,
just doing shows around l A. Nothing particularly that I'm
working on. Yeah, Okay, well great, well, thank you very
much for being here. Thank you so much triving me.
Special guest contributor Christine Madrano coming up Act three the
first A few words from our sponsors say with us
(28:53):
Act three, since you realized the only way to get
into heaven was to cheat? Yeah, No, it's gonna be okay.
Just hold on. I don't know, just hold on for
you know. I have a lot of things I don't
need to say. Okay, if I shout a clock is okay,
(29:18):
go ahead, but don't don't get yourself all worked up. Okay,
I need your strength. I might say I know what
I need to to know that that I killed the
bad and now you're not my child. Okay, that's okay. No,
what a really fo my chest? Thank you for letting
(29:39):
me say that. I'm not I know whose whose kid am? I?
You're the child of the person who I killed. I
was touring a sour bread dough factory, okay, and the
man he'd put something in my bread? What the man
puts something in your bread? The baker, I'm assuming that's
what you call it. A horse, Yeah, the factory factory
(30:01):
bread man. It's factory bread man. That's called the factory,
the factory bread man did, what do you put something
in your bread? He put glass in my bread? And
then I found it and then I fed it to
him and that killed him. And then and then I
took you. I just ran the whole new life. I
managed to get my hands and some old footage from
the bread factory. Only here you go hands free sample?
(30:25):
Thank you? Father? Is it the lost time to go home? No,
I'm giving sample to it possible? Because yes, what are
you try eating it? Yeah? Father, you kill you this?
(30:46):
I'm sorry? But why to teach you? Who did teach
you both? To teach me? What? What are you supposed
to have been teaching me? That life is hard? Sometime?
And then I'm your mother? Now? So you kill make up?
Now you kill my father to teach hi. First of all,
(31:07):
give your beautiful tour or bread factory stunning. He is killed,
the ghost and he gives you a verty sample of bread.
You return favor by killing him with his own bread.
And now suddenly I'm just supposed to be okay with
your being my mother. Now I know I'm asking you
(31:30):
to do a lot of emotional processing very quickly. Do
you know I do not already hear her mother, and
she would be the factor parents. You know, that's how
it seems like kill both of my parents. They killed
one of them. Yes to say, I wouldn't call the
authorities and finger you and say you this no not
(31:55):
coup and clean it up. Now, this is bread factors
in the theory. Keep it in days later hearing it
is a gentleman of the jury, I say, is the
plaintiff trust to represent myself? The defieendent't, I will also
be representing myself. The defendant thinks she kill just waltzing
(32:21):
poor Briant Victory, murder my father, kidney up yourself, minds me,
thank you and somehow get away with it. And I
am her now her child. This is no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
(32:41):
no no. We don't not do this now throw her
me at mercy of I don't know. This is my
first day being child lawyer, a lawyer. I took the
em lawyer and the only thing that I, oh, I
had the door was just answer one question about the
ship of the earthen Then I had to do a
hands turkey for because I'm too young to it. Actually right,
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I moved in this, this terrible woman be put in
jail for the rest of her days. Well, I'm looking
over the evidence here, keeping mind this is only my
second day of being a judge. You yeah, you know,
I don't. I gotta tell you. The only thing I
love about it is the snacks, but I'm giving most
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of those away to defend all my cart reporters keep
quitting regardless. I'm not really sure what I'm sols a
little here. I'm not sure what the president is. So
I'm just gonna go ahead and say I find the
defend and not guilty. You're not. You didn't do anything.
A matter of fact, I don't really like to cut
your gim young man. What this? So I sentenced you
(33:52):
to be raised by this woman and somehow miraculously completely
changed your accent when you grow up. Okay, Well, I
don't know if it will really work out. What they
can try a plug and that's what happened. Yes, you
don't remember it because you're too young, but I'm glad
(34:12):
I had those archives of it. Well, everything I thought
I knew was a complete lie. Next thing, I know,
you're gonna tell me that the Earth is flat or something.
Oh Jesus no, no, no no. The earth is oh
no no, Roll a penny down a highway in any
street and it will keep on roll. This is the
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worst day of my life. Oh keep big producer Andy
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revered omnipotent Random Sentence Generator. Or more This American Laugh.
Listen to more episodes of This American Laugh. I guess
and now your first random sentence? You always had an
interesting perspective on why the earth must be that Hey
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he's got a little out of control last night, huh?
And want to stay over? But so afraid? So breakfast.
I can make you something if you if you'd like, yeah,
maybe if you can make me some chilli achilles and pancakes.
What was the first thing? What chilikile? What is that
beast I can describe as chips and eggs? Oh, yeah,
(01:11):
that should be pretty easy. I have some chips. Yeah,
you made it some breakfast and they had their first
real conversation. So, so what do you do? What do
I know that it's awkward to ask you this after
everything that went down. But what do you do for
I'm in geology, Oh, geology, studying of like rocks and
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formations and then the nice round earth. Oh what, no rocks?
Another round, another round earth. I promised myself I wouldn't
do this again. The earth is flat. Flat. When I
was a little girl, I watched my dog run away
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from me and I just got I just watched him
for half an hour. He kept running, and that's that's
how I know the world is flat. Well, the dog
just kind of disappeared over the horizon. And no, we'll
put a pen in that. What kind of what kind
of chips do it? Do I use for this? Chips? Okay? Red?
So so what do you do? I'm a doctor, medical doctor,
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a medical doctor. Yeah, what's wrong with that? Is a
medical doctor who believes the world is around. I mean
he's letting anyone in a medical school these days. Then
well that that actually the m CATS tests that I
had to take. That was the first question. What is that?
What the m CAT is that? A you have a pet? No? No, no,
(02:39):
that's I think that if memory serves that's the test
that you're supposed to take in medical school. Um, I've
never had a doctor that's ever mentioned an m cat
to me. Well, what what kind of I know that's
a personal but what kind of doctor? Where's your doctor?
It's a medical facility, bit building. They have a lot
of herbs, they have a lot of rosaries, things like
the candles, but also medic said, I assume medicine man, yes,
(03:02):
my doctor. Medicine man. Yes. So what kind of eggs
do I make with these? Over? Medium? Over medium? Five? Yeah? Okay, great, Um,
let me just turn on a stove here, oh there,
let me and you a match. No, no, it's gas.
You just you can just use the just turn what
you're not going to make a small fire? But no,
(03:24):
I'm sorry. I'm just floored. You're a medicine man who's
not making his fires for breakfast. You know what, I
don't know if this is gonna I'm married. You're married. Yeah,
I'm married to doctor. Doesn't believe the world's flat? Not again,
(03:44):
this keeps happening to me. Can you believe it? I
have a confession to make. I'm not really married. You're
not married. You're just trying to get me out of
your house. Yeah, that's kind of. I mean, I have
some intuition. I know, you have an idea. Days later
into each other on the street TAXI Richard, I like, Odd,
who was walking down the street and I saw your
lap co And I was like, is that Richard the doctor? Yeah?
(04:08):
So I really gotta really got to get this cab
surgery at at eleven o'clock. So, um, it's great to
you can get We're what are you doing in the
support of town, this neighborhood. I was at the at
the museum it's a museum or eleven am. Yeah, yeah,
it's matt made prices this time of day, museums of Mattenee's. Yeah.
(04:30):
Usually it's usually it's fourteen dollars after five pm, but
before or five pm it's twelve dollars a couple of bucks.
You remember at this museum I was before. Yeah, why
did you leave? Because of some of the things that
they were saying about the world, you know what I mean,
their flatter thing right, right, I have a coupon if
(04:53):
you know that you're a doctor, but it looks like
you're pretty thrifty, right, yeah, yeah, it's a coupon I have.
It's nothing for what's it four the haircut. Are you
sure haircuts are okay with you? That's not to new age.
I mean I would prefer if you grew it out
and just credit it. I got news for you, Elizabeth.
You can't tell me what to do anymore. You know what, Richard,
(05:13):
I'm getting in your cab. This is my cab. Now
taxi with their separate ways, but they meet again? Maybe yeah,
probably not. This is this American laugh. I mean sorry,
(05:34):
I'm good. Producer Andy our special guest contributor for this week,
Steen Medrano. This week, as always, we'll be using a
random sense generator to inspire a fully improvised show in
three acts. This week's theme this information. Sometimes people choose
to accept reality, and sometimes they make up their own facts.
Pay with us. Act one. It turns out you don't
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need all that stuff you insisted you did, Becky, Why
didn't we get a cart? I told you we don't
need a cart. We're just gonna get three things. Yeah,
you said three things, and now I have five things here.
Do we really need all of this? I mean yes,
one needs together. We need the milk, the eggs, mixed strawberries, okay,
that's three. The beer Okay, you want to be you
(06:29):
want the beer. No, let's put back the strawberries. Strawberry,
come on, okay, finally put the strawberry can you can
you take them and bring them back there? I'll hold
our place in line, get self, check out, self, checkout.
I always feel like I work here. Okay, I'll go
back to strawber. Okay, thank you, later, do do do
do Okay, I'm sorry you have got a second thing
(06:54):
is strawberries first of all, but then I got another
thing of chocolate cake, chocolate covered strawberry. I get it,
but no, you're I wanted fewer things. Please. Okay, fine,
I'll put back the strawberryes in the chocolate, and i'll
you know what, give me the beer. I'll put back
the beer. We don't need. We just eggs, eggs, eggs
and bread the song we need. Alright, stand in line, yes,
(07:14):
I know, hurry because it's almost our turn. Okay, letments later.
Oh okay, really really what we already have a vacuum cleaner.
I know, but this one is detachable. It has a hose,
has a detachable hose too, I know, but I like
this one more. Inter please O, please can you put
(07:37):
back the vacuum cleaner, and the strawberries and the chocolate.
Please we have enough things here. Fine, okay, thank you.
Let me put back the eggs. Two back the eggs
lets later. Oh please just let me adopt him. It does.
We have a parents, I know, but it was a
(07:59):
wanderer out and look, you don't look staring. You can
carry the things. He can carry the things for us.
My mom's gonna worry. His mom's gonna worry. Oh, I'm
your mom. Now, excuse me, this is my son. What
are you doing with my son? It's it's my my
my wife, I'm your wife. I'm his wife. It's not yes,
(08:20):
she's my wife. I'm very sorry. She has this thing
where like she's an impulse buyer and apparently now an
impulse kidnapper. And I'm very slighted. Well, you're lucky that
I don't speak to the authorities. Please don't now, please,
don't you know? What are you going, officer? Her problem here?
I was just shopping and I noticed this unaccompanied minor,
(08:41):
and I do have I would take him on and
I would take care of him. I mean, isn't that
we have no more laws in this land? I say,
he's my son. He's my SONAA maam, I'm talking to her? Yes,
did you really leave your child unaccompanied? Just for a moment?
I just turned around for a second. The one who's
at fault here more than a second. I'm afraid we're
(09:03):
gonna have to take her downtown. I followed him to
the precinct where the child's mother was being held A
I did go here? When do I get my phone call? Oh?
There's no more phone calls anymore? Why might not we
get one text? And it has to be from a
number you can remember? What are you in for? I
left my mother's house unattended, and so now a new
(09:26):
family lives there. You're at faults. I'm at fault. They
arrested me. We arrested me for leaving my son un attended,
and somebody was trying to kidnapped him. And we're here,
our here, this is me? Why are we we want
our text? What what is going on in here? We
(09:47):
were just First of all, we're confused as to why
we are the ones who are fault. In the second,
when do we get it? Are you two? I will
separate the two of you if you do not pull
it tog I couldn't stand. Okay, do you understand? Do
you understand? We just don't understand why this is even happening.
(10:08):
You know, it will only made clear to you later
later read win Eventually it's like, what do you mean later?
All right, it's confessional clock here. Okay, this is my
first day. I don't really have a solid grasp on
(10:29):
the law per se. How did you become an officer?
Did they just let anyone become an officer? Or you
have to take this test called like that M cops,
M cops and coups test. I had no idea that
they ask you a serious of questions. What are the
series of questions? First question is what shape is the earth?
And I answered, correctly, which is flat? Everyone is flat?
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I don't, Yeah, I said flat? So that the questions
the only question and then I'm sorry. And then there
was an who is what would you do if somebody
was a victim of a crime? Yeah, and I said
I would find out why they put themselves in the
position to be a victim of that crime? Right, And
for some reason they hired me. I guess you explain
(11:16):
it like that. I understand what I'm locked up now to,
So do we get those texts or not. Okay, I
have another confession mark, Okay, can profession clock still happen?
Stacific order after confession to o'clock? You're not really allowed
to do the texting thing? What what are you talking about? Well,
(11:36):
because you guys, we were both kind of like making
a big fuss when you got thrown in here, and
you're not supposed to make a big fuss, would have
been arrested. And I, I mean, I was freaking out
because because first, first of all, I don't I don't
even know where my son is now, my god right
in second, like in prison jail to be in here,
and you guys were doing that thing that you're doing
(11:58):
right now with the talking, that's the questioning, the complaining.
So I just kind of through whatever at the wall
and I just said, yeah, I'm sure you can. You
can text somebody if you want to. Okay, you're not
allowed to do that. What are we allowed? Okay? Can
I'm gonna ask to speak to your supervisor officer. Is
there supervisor available? That would be amazing? Okay, So I'm
(12:19):
looking at my watch here, it's about after confession o'clock here, good,
Oh yeah, I'm I'm in charge. I'm a supervisor, so
super whatever I said goes so um, yeah, we'll be
(12:42):
snacks later. Okay, all right, it's okay. So hey, bong
that that that chime means it's a confession thirty Oh,
no snacks are there. No, there's no snacks. You guys
just seem to bombed out by your circumstances. And I
(13:02):
wanted to turn those browns upside down. So you made
up to think about the snacks just now. It worked momentarily,
was very excited about the snacks. I gonna tell you,
the stinks this whole thing. Yeah, sood yeah, it's real bad. Yeah,
it's later. I will be representing myself, judge, and I
will be representing myself too. I can't know what I
(13:23):
was asking. You've not been provided and nobody's that. I
saw that. They were on a TV. They were supposed
to say you have a right to and I'm saying,
nobody really ever said any of that stuff to us.
It's just kind of water, okay, water water. I'm looking
over there's crazy someone knocking him. Oh, you're looking at
(13:50):
the time. It's a confessional clock. I don't really have
much business doing this. Because I am not earlier judge.
I took to M judge, which, of course, as we
all know, stands for masters in judicial unity directly directly.
(14:17):
Where was that lasting? Everybody say it? Judges were The
questions question was boilerplate or testify nature? What shape is there?
And the second question was an essay and it was, oh,
(14:42):
if you were judge, would you like it? Or would
you love it? And I wrote I would love it
so much on my goodness, wrote smiley faces on it,
and I handed it in the paper to the guy
and he was like, I love no smiling faces. You
didn't there And I was like you, Mr governor, And
he was right. We were ready to go. I guess
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you're a judged now and I said, good do I
get to go? And the gavel and then he said
you you can wear a rope to oh my god,
and this is my voice case long story short, yeah,
well a long story long. He took a test and yeah,
(15:29):
I don't know what I'm doing. You're loving it. I'm
loving I'm loving that, you're loving you. Thank you, thank you?
So are we? Here we go. I don't even know
what the crime is unaccompanied property. Wow, that sounds serious,
(15:54):
walk out of here. Right, what you've accused, that's right
there on the docket. Let's leave one an our uncompanied monitor.
You were interested me to try to kidnap you too?
Where is the child president? No, I have no idea
where I thought that I'm probably gonna get them to
testify something. Um, well, I've looked over this case. Yeah,
(16:19):
and I'm gonna move for a snack. Everybody, all right,
I find your guilty over here. Having snacks in the
court is dismissed. Um, what we free to? Were guilty?
Oh shit? Oh we're a call reporter. Please read back
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everything that I said just a minute ago. Guilty of snacks? No?
Before that, Oh, I wasn't typing? Well why not? I
was looking up how to dig the m judges? Really?
Why I'm thinking about becoming to judge? Where it is hard? Oh?
I heard is hold? I think the earth is kind
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of a curve. Everybody stock, everybody quiet, quite, everybody? You
call reporter, I find you guilty of the most famous
crime of all. And he stirred me, sinking it is
not sleep. I just meant flat kind of no no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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never in all my minutes of being a judge. Have
I heard? Are your guilty? Don't get out a snack,
snack on your way out to the jail. Take this
from away, get out of good though good Now it
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was a terrible mood. Now if I find you all
guilty of doing whatever your sentences or is. Oh y,
y'all know how to type. I've took a stenography class.
I took them type from Craig. Y'all, y'all are going
to a tag team and being the court reporter from
now on. Coming up, back to the first A word
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from our esteemed sponsors. Stay with us, back to the interview.
Let's get to know this week, especially guest contributor Christine Madrano. Christine,
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thank you for being here. Thank you for having me.
How long have you been listening to the show. Oh,
I've been listening so long? Really yeah, a long time listener. Guests, Wow,
that's great. What was your favorite episode? M My favorite
episode was the one um about the sandwiches. I love
sandwiches and love soup and those episodes that you did
(18:59):
a sandwiches and wow, my heart remember that episode about
the sandwiches. I think that was the one where we
went to the sour bread factory. The sour yeah, the
sour yeah bakery, I guess not a fact, yeah, no,
the fact. It was you right first, it was the factory.
It was the sour sour fread factory. Actually we have
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that in our archives. Yeah, let's hear that clip of
that episode. Now, this factory been in my family for
twenty five years. We make bread. I can smell it. Yes, yes,
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very similar, we think though we mixing sour sour things.
You know why text favor for flavor. But do you
know why we make it so unpleasant tweet? Because why
should didn't they want to get to enjoy fruits of
my liver. I put my blood and sweat into making
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this bread in what so you can chewl on the
bread and smile. No, no, no, no go on. So
that's why punishment, because they can assumer for letting me
toil away making the bread. We continued the tour of
the factory. And so with your bread balls, you said
that they are the most painful for you to make.
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They are the difficult. That's why I scooper. They make
it into bullshit. But you know what my secret ingredient
is for bread ball? Glass bits, tiny bits of glazz.
You know why, to make them suffer more, don't make
them suffer so they think they eat and delishes breed,
But excuse me, bread ball, they take, bite their gums,
(20:50):
they bleed because why should they not bleed and suffer
like I did? When they make bread need pirs? Yours
bleed into it? Yes, and these breed sticks there is
our where is our glass? Glass inside? But with deals?
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What gies? Screws? You know? You do you think already
I've taken It's not my first hour, no bread factory
that I've been to. Did you know? Then? Yes, screws,
tiny screws, philippid screws that I put into the bread sticks,
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and so you know why? You know why I do this?
Make them suffer? Yes? But also screws are surprisingly tasting
when you have you have ever eaten the screw I've
tasted one of your your bread bowls that did have it? Yes?
Was it good? Yeah, it's kind of like the pettiness
of it kind of really added a different flavor that
I wasn't expecting to hit my tongue. It's like putting
salt on chocolate, you know what I mean. It's very different.
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Good I'm sorry, gift shelp over here. We're still breathe
in T shirts. You validate parking is Adiga. Wow Wow
that was cool. Yeah that was that was a good episode.
We want awards for that one. I mean that makes
sense to me. You know, you were able to kind
(22:17):
of get the strife of what it is to live. Yeah,
what do you do for living? That's a little bit
about yourself. Um, I do stand up. Um I got
really into skateableing over quarantine. Yeah, I like went skating
this morning. It's like all I do now. I'm so
sure everyone's tired of me. We talked about it. But
when you get a hobby that you really like, it's
(22:39):
like falling in love. That's so cheesy to say. I'm
going to stop myself in the neck, but it's true.
I had you skateboarded before, not really, I'm like cruised around.
I had like boards and try to learn, but never
like really really. Yeah. Wow that's great. Yeah that's cool.
Yeah I do. Uh. I also do a monthly show
over at the Allegian the Eater. It's a comedy stand
(23:01):
up show. It's a stand up show. Good'll stand up,
you know. Yeah, doing indoor shows though, it's still weird.
Yeah yeah, but like all the all the the audience,
I suppose it's masked up. We had an entire our
entire audience was masked except for one person. Yeah, we
could just see him. I was kind of like peeking,
and all the comics kept talking to him. Um. Yeah,
(23:25):
it's weird. It's just kind of like wear your mask
on everyone around you. What did you think you that
you can get away with it? I don't know, did
you end up putting it back on? Or the entire
show at every single comic was like no mask, all right, wow?
And he still would just be like, yeah, what made
you decide to pursue a career in comedy? I had
a teacher tell me when I was like thirteen that
I should try stand up, my Grade eight drama teacher, Mr. Bohemia. Um.
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And then it kind of like planted a seed. And
then like many years later, I kind of like I
was like doing acting and stuff and I wanted to
try stand up. I always thought about trying stand up,
but it really intimidated me. And then one day I
was just like I had a breakup, and then I
started doing stand up. And then I've just been dowing
ever since, and I love it so much. You know,
we actually have when you were thirteen, we have that
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drama teacher, drama tea. Yeah, what was his name, Mr
Bohemie or Mr b Okay, we actually have when he
encouraged you to to do that. Yeah, let's check the
archives for that class before we get started. I just
(24:29):
want to take a second to shine a light on
a shining light, star student who's going to go places. Christine,
my favorite student, the best student. Every other kid should
be jealous of you. I'm serious, You're the best one.
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You're the best students. Oh my god, all these other
students pardon my French, you're all dogshit compared to Christian Garbage.
I'm really going to go places. You are? These other
kids nowhere, nothing useless, useless children, But you, Christie, You've
got it going. Yeah, Mr b How long is this
(25:13):
gonna gonna last? Until I am done completely and thoroughly
driving home the fact that the rest of you, especially
you Ethan Garbage Stein, Christine, stand up on that stand,
on that milk crate. I want you higher than everybody else,
the best. We all kneel before you. A joke up
(25:36):
here yeah, why don't you start us off with a joke. Okay, okay,
can you tell one about Ethan about how dumb? Yeah,
go ahead, go ahead, let's hear everyone. Shut up, Christine's talking.
Shut up Ethan. Yeah, you're so dumb. I wish I
could put you in a locker that way you could
(25:58):
know how it feels. Yeah, yeah, it was good. Do
you have a type five on Ethan? I can't do.
I can. I can work on a workshop workshop five
minutes on Ethan. He sucks. Wow that was yeah. You
know that teacher really supported you. Yeah. I don't know
(26:19):
if there was a stand up. So much of it
was a tag team bullying. Yeah. He was like, yeah,
I wonder what happened to Ethan. You know, we actually
have happened, actually have Ethan. We have what happened to
him in the archives. Exciting. Yeah, this better be the
funniest stand up show I've ever seen. Oh, notice everybody's
(26:40):
wearing a mask. That mean we didn't ask you to
come put your mask on, Ethan? Oh you recognized me, Yeah,
I can see your full face. Listen. I was young, yeah,
but I wasn't wrong. I mean, look at what you're
doing and I didn't turn off or silence my phone either,
(27:04):
And I am going to leave a YELP review on
the Allusian Theaters site and says, well, the food was good,
and I'm typing there's no food here and there's just
just drink. We just have drinks and snacks. Okay, and
drinks were excellent. But however, these quote stand up commedia Christine.
(27:33):
I think her dumb name was you know my name?
You've been following, you follow me on social media and
you like every post. First of all, no one was
wearing masks. You're the only one to wear a mask
and Mr B And I'm sorry, is that what you want?
(27:54):
I'm sorry? Okay, You're not a stupid dumb idiot, even
though you are a stupid dumb idiot. Is that what
you came here? Or it's all I ever wanted? That? Yeah?
For show? Yeah? What are you working on right now?
All right now? Beside skateboarding? Beside skateboarding, I'm trying to
think nothing. I did just do a character on Bob's Burger,
(28:16):
not aired on Sunday, But besides that, just stand up,
just doing shows around l A. Nothing particularly that I'm
working on. Yeah, Okay, well great, well, thank you very
much for being here. Thank you so much triving me.
Special guest contributor Christine Madrano coming up Act three the
first A few words from our sponsors say with us
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Act three, since you realized the only way to get
into heaven was to cheat? Yeah, No, it's gonna be okay.
Just hold on. I don't know, just hold on for
you know. I have a lot of things I don't
need to say. Okay, if I shout a clock is okay,
(29:18):
go ahead, but don't don't get yourself all worked up. Okay,
I need your strength. I might say I know what
I need to to know that that I killed the
bad and now you're not my child. Okay, that's okay. No,
what a really fo my chest? Thank you for letting
(29:39):
me say that. I'm not I know whose whose kid am? I?
You're the child of the person who I killed. I
was touring a sour bread dough factory, okay, and the
man he'd put something in my bread? What the man
puts something in your bread? The baker, I'm assuming that's
what you call it. A horse, Yeah, the factory factory
(30:01):
bread man. It's factory bread man. That's called the factory,
the factory bread man did, what do you put something
in your bread? He put glass in my bread? And
then I found it and then I fed it to
him and that killed him. And then and then I
took you. I just ran the whole new life. I
managed to get my hands and some old footage from
the bread factory. Only here you go hands free sample?
(30:25):
Thank you? Father? Is it the lost time to go home? No,
I'm giving sample to it possible? Because yes, what are
you try eating it? Yeah? Father, you kill you this?
(30:46):
I'm sorry? But why to teach you? Who did teach
you both? To teach me? What? What are you supposed
to have been teaching me? That life is hard? Sometime?
And then I'm your mother? Now? So you kill make up?
Now you kill my father to teach hi. First of all,
(31:07):
give your beautiful tour or bread factory stunning. He is killed,
the ghost and he gives you a verty sample of bread.
You return favor by killing him with his own bread.
And now suddenly I'm just supposed to be okay with
your being my mother. Now I know I'm asking you
(31:30):
to do a lot of emotional processing very quickly. Do
you know I do not already hear her mother, and
she would be the factor parents. You know, that's how
it seems like kill both of my parents. They killed
one of them. Yes to say, I wouldn't call the
authorities and finger you and say you this no not
(31:55):
coup and clean it up. Now, this is bread factors
in the theory. Keep it in days later hearing it
is a gentleman of the jury, I say, is the
plaintiff trust to represent myself? The defieendent't, I will also
be representing myself. The defendant thinks she kill just waltzing
(32:21):
poor Briant Victory, murder my father, kidney up yourself, minds me,
thank you and somehow get away with it. And I
am her now her child. This is no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
(32:41):
no no. We don't not do this now throw her
me at mercy of I don't know. This is my
first day being child lawyer, a lawyer. I took the
em lawyer and the only thing that I, oh, I
had the door was just answer one question about the
ship of the earthen Then I had to do a
hands turkey for because I'm too young to it. Actually right,
(33:08):
I moved in this, this terrible woman be put in
jail for the rest of her days. Well, I'm looking
over the evidence here, keeping mind this is only my
second day of being a judge. You yeah, you know,
I don't. I gotta tell you. The only thing I
love about it is the snacks, but I'm giving most
(33:31):
of those away to defend all my cart reporters keep
quitting regardless. I'm not really sure what I'm sols a
little here. I'm not sure what the president is. So
I'm just gonna go ahead and say I find the
defend and not guilty. You're not. You didn't do anything.
A matter of fact, I don't really like to cut
your gim young man. What this? So I sentenced you
(33:52):
to be raised by this woman and somehow miraculously completely
changed your accent when you grow up. Okay, Well, I
don't know if it will really work out. What they
can try a plug and that's what happened. Yes, you
don't remember it because you're too young, but I'm glad
(34:12):
I had those archives of it. Well, everything I thought
I knew was a complete lie. Next thing, I know,
you're gonna tell me that the Earth is flat or something.
Oh Jesus no, no, no no. The earth is oh
no no, Roll a penny down a highway in any
street and it will keep on roll. This is the
(34:41):
worst day of my life. Oh keep big producer Andy
and I especially guest contributor Christine Magan. No I'm your host. Sorry.
And this was This American Laugh with Aristotle, Atari and
and Herris. When this next time? This American Laugh with
Aristotle Attari and Andy Harris can be found wherever you
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