Best Of Eps 66-70

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Let's go red leather, yellow, a big brown buggery, yellow leather, brown,
bear allumin alumina yum.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
What a to do to die today? At a minute
or two to two? A distinctly difficult thing to say,
but harder still to do. And they'll be a tattoo
and a rat, tattoo and a rat and the dragon
will come. Why, here's the drum and a minute or
two to the dragon today at a minute or two. Tattoo.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You made that one up, dude, I've never heard that one.
You made that.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
That was off the top of the door.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
That a freestyle, damn freestyle. Let's go, damn drama exercises.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know what it is, drama, theater majorrama.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You were a theater major, right, I was.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm good with likes.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
So we just worked out.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I just worked it out, dude. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Obviously, lunch is the worst meal of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
How could you eat?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What are you talking about? You can eat anting, You could.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Eat breakfast for lunch. You can eat dinner for lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Lunch is the perfect By the way, by the way,
can I just who's eating Who's eating lunch for dinner? Nobody?
Who's eating lunch for breakfast? Aslee, No breakfast, Your lunch
is breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's not eating it at lunchtime. Not. If you're eating
it at lunchtime, you can have eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
So so it's the time.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, time, it's the time.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's the time.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's the middle of your day.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Then the best the best meal is uh third dinner?
What was the taco bell?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Fuck?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Fourth meal?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Fourth meal is the best meal? Where my boys on
that one, We're all my.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Fourth meal boys run for the border baby.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Before Okay, So if it's just the time, sure.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's the middle of the day. Eating in the middle
of the day is the best time because then you
can you can eat like a fucking pig. Eating after
midnight is great and then and then you don't So
what I was my game plan was, I'm going to
eat like a monster for lunch. I eat because I'm unhoppy,
then have enough energy to make it through the rest
of my day. And then I get home and you know,

(02:41):
I didn't have I was like, you know, I'm either
working out or I'm studying lines, so I'm going to bed,
and I didn't gain any weight besides the one lb,
which is nothing. That is a that is a hard
fart for me.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, you can fart out a whole pound of gas, dude,
I do, I do, just deflate gate let it go.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Your gas is like super heavier than air. That would
be fucking s if you fill the balloon. It would
just like go through conquers.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
When I fart, you see it, you see it, you
see go ahead, continue. It's like when you look off
and on, like look down like a you're in a
parking lot in the middle of the summer and you
see the heat the vapor.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You say, your farts have vapor.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
You got the vapors.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yet fights are heavy with the vapors.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
You fart and then mirages appear.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Uh well, if you inhale it deep enough, man, you
might you might see a little something.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Damn sun no but sorry, Blake named the thing you
were describing, which is a mirage when like it appears
that there's water.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Clear wild shut.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Anyway, now you go, you know in the summertime, when
there's like the thing in Blakeo's mirage. As you go
it's totally that too.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, no, I'm saying it's you could you could see it,
you know how like you see the heat.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
You're saying heat waves, heat.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Waves, heat waves or vapor right, I think vapors are
what they are.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
But then I'm like, if you inhale deep enough, maybe
you maybe you maybe it's like it's a mad hit.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's like a mad hit or something makes you hallucinate.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know what was that stuff that Didn't they
do that in like prison where they would like huff
fucking ship.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's Jacob, that's Jencom. It's like would.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Ferment in the toilet? Yeah, and then you inhale it.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
But that's what's happening with my bowels is it's fermented.
When it comes, it comes out already fermented.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
We gotta get Pierce on the show to hear you
talk like this.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
We gotta try Jacob together, dude, Pierces Pierce is the
classiest guy. I feel like he would, uh, he'd lose
a lot of respect for me if he heard this podcast. Yeah,
I don't know if I told you guys this, but uh,
I got COVID again, what say too? I have COVID again? Right,

(04:53):
now currently I'm battling the VID.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
To be fair, you wanted it, you wanted it.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I always I'm like it. I'm trying to get the
most most COVID in one body as possible.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Wait, what do you think that is?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You just had it?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I just I got it three months ago and then
I just, uh, re up.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
What do you think the record is for somebody getting it?
Like seven?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't know. They told me that I couldn't even
get the booster shot until three months has gone by
after getting COVID the first time.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Who's they? Yeah, the like production assistants at Joe Rogan Experience.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
No, No, the doctor that uh that gave me the
montal clonal.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
That you can't have it for three months?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I told me to wait on getting the booster.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well you're down in Orange County too, that's a different vibe.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Well, no, I think that was the That's what they
were saying. You're not supposed to get it because it'll
be too much COVID on COVID action is what I'm assuming.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yo, I want to see that.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's science and uh so I don't know. So I
didn't get it, and and then literally three months to
the week I got COVID again and I was supposed
to get the booster shot.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Uh yesterday, damn, dude, you got to get that booster,
my rooster.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
That freaking sucks. Dude. I'm so just like, I'm confused.
I'm just like, I don't, I don't, I don't understand
what's happening.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
You were just we're all getting the good You're getting
the fed man, right, so we admittedly, admittedly it was
much much better this time. The first time really kicked
my ass. This time. I'm like, if I it just
feels like how I felt for the last two months,
Like I've kind of had a cold for two.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Months, been tired.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, just sort of like runny nose.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
How'd you know, Oh, so you had a cold, you
had cold symptoms, and then well.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I tested before I traveled, and then I tested the
day I got back, and then the day I got back,
Ding Dung Ding Dung Dong Pop goes the weasel, and
I was feeling maybe a little shittier than I felt
in the last couple of months. But it wasn't right.
You know, it ain't ship, my dude.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think it's like guaranteed if you go to an airport.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
You're getting the Vidya might get the COVID.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Damn, that is fucked up.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Are you a cool guy who's like in the corner
texting with like just the mask under the chin?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah? What's your protocol? Do you got the nose out?
You got the nose out?

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Every one?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
No, No, I'm fully I'm I'm masked up.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Have you ever had the mask under your chin?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Absolutely? Ever?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, if I'm taking a drink, sometimes I might just
pull that down.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I've never I've never had it on my chin. You're
always I'll just take it off, or I'll just open
it to the side if I'm gonna take a drink.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I love that you can be so confident that you've
never once dipped the mask beneath your chin.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
No matter what, I'm not buying that off the I do.
I kind of believe it from Durst because he's like
a robot.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Like's not some side, It's.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Not part of the human experience like the rest of
us are.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Who.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, just could absent mindedly just pull it down, take
a sip of something, put it back, though, And I like.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
That you pull it down with four fingers of your hands. Yeah,
are you like Shredder revealing the scar a splinter?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, dude, what I pull that? I pull it off
with fours.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, but still durs is weird like that because remember
like he would like eat snacks and then we'd take
like the wrappers and like fold them up into the
smallest little squares. You do some robot ass ship dude.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Also hasn't caught COVID yet, the fact that.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
That means I'm a nerd though, Well, if you haven't
gotten COVID, you're a.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Nerd gotten COVID.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, I'm a nerd.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
That's what's going on. Why am I the fucking wild
man out here catching double vid? Well?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I feel like a long time ago you were like,
I've been out five nights a week and havn't gotten it.
And I was like, wow, do you remember this conversation?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Wait, wait and see I kind of.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
For real said that, and you're like, I mean I'm
out and like four nights a week, I'm out and
I'm not getting it. Yeah, and then you've gotten it
twice mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, but only in the last three months, though. This
thing's been going on for a while. I did pretty
good I'm not saying I waited, I staggered. I staggered
my COVID end of it. I'm still gonna send it.
Are you smoking more weed about it?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Or I do? I do tend to smoke more weed
when I go beer and alcohol sober?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
So okay? Well yeah, well we'll have to get you
fitted with some can Isn't.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
That what Kyle? He gave up alcohol, but then he
just did a weed? What an idiot?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, okay, I like that. That guy sucks little shots fired.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Well, yeah, well he gave up Kyle Knuchek, the ex
member of the podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
That's right, that was his last name.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Sorry, that was his last name. You see you.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Wait a minute, man, wait a.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Minute, it's a sixty ninth episode Miracle again.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Guy kle knew a check?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Have sixty ninth episode, gentlemen, to what do we owe
the owner?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
My goodness?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Are you now? This is exciting? So by coming on
the sixty ninth episode sixty, you're now vowing to come
back on the podcast full time and you're back as
one hundred percent full time member of the podcast.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Wow, we wasted no time with getting down to brass tacks.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Adam, is that what's happening here?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Sixty business in the front, party in the back. Adam's
all business, no time for a party. We're businessmen now.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm a businessman.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Here's the thing, here's the thing. Here we go, my schedule,
free it up, I'm here?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
What up?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
What up?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Together?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Again? You know what?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Kyle?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yes, I heard from a little bird that you were
you were still listening to the podcast, though, Is that true?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I did listen to one or two to see if
you guys ever came around on the fucking Sizzler thing.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ah, just came around on the system.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, remember right before Kyle jumped off pod abandoned ship,
we got into the whole thing about I'm going to Sizzler.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Run that.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, a lot of people thought that was the straw
that broke the camel's back, right right.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
It happened to line up at the right time. So
I did check in to see what y'all were saying
about that, because I did sing it and there was
a lot of noise coming in from the internet at me.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Adam still looks into because it was like instead of
going to Disneyland, he was like going to scissors from.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
White men can't joke, But then it was white man
can white men can't?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Joe Kadeem Hardison, I believe said it.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes, was that what pushed you off the project? That
we were kind of going in on you a little
bit about Sizzler?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
See ya genuinely. No, it just was the schedules of that,
and then my schedule happened to line up, So I
listened to two to see what happened, and then you
guys are going to have to catch me up on
the rest.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
What did I miss?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Not much. Yeah, it was a lot of really hot fire. Yeah.
I don't even know if we did anymore than that
that you might be caught up.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
A lot of poololitical polycharge stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh good, we got real charge for a few episodes.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
State of the Union stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
You are huge and we missed your side of the argument.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah. So what how do you How do you feel
about Joe Biden being the president?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Biden is the President of the United States? All right?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Do you agree with that?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Hey? With that? Are you agreeing with that?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I'm saying right, I'm asking the question. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Are you a go Brandon guy? Is it go Brandon?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Let's go Brandon?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Let's go, let's go Brandon.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
What is that? Let's go?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
They are so good with that. It's super funny. It is.
It's a fun little like wing it is.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I love it. I think it is funny as hell
for those of you. Are you in the know, Kyle,
I don't know, Let's go Brandon.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Bro fuck Joe Biden, which I'm like, don't say that.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
People will know.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I'm like, why don't Why we should all have instead
of cursing, we should say it. Just be more supportive
of someone with a completely different name than the person
we're making fun of.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Right, Yeah, that's I mean, I feel like that's what
they're we everyone, we're all doing it.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Let's go. I'd say every I say, the whole world,
let's all adopt this. So we're gonna say like like
like as the thirty people said, fuck Kyle in the preamble, yeah,
the Sizzler reel, maybe they should say they should say,
let's go Greg.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Let's go. Yeah, Yeah, let's go Greg.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
When's the last time you were in the club? Like
hardcore in the club almost every night.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's for Dursey almost every night.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah. I just stopped by for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Like when's the last time you really clubbed it?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, realistically because for a while, Durs, you were going
to a lot of nightclub you were like trying. You
were like DJing and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Hmm, doing a little DJ action.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
When was the last time that you've DJ'ed or done
anything like that?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, I mean pre pandemic. Yeah, yeah, it's been a
long time.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Was it pre pandemic by like a long time or
was it like February thirteenth, were in the Clerb and
then the four club in the fourteenth the pandemic hit
and you were like, I can't be in the club
any longer.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
It was a while before that, but it was I
mean it was always fun, but like going to a club,
but it is shocking.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Durors brought me to like a couple of my first
like real la nightclubs, where like he would have to
tell us to like dress cooler than we were. It'd
be like, just.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
There's no way I did that. There's no way I
told you how to dress. You might have asked me, yeah, like,
there's no way you told me.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah. If there was a dress code, he maybe would
have been forced to, like sometimes you got to rock
a button up and some fucking like shoes, shoes. Don't
you gotta do that?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Close those shoes is for real.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, that's and no hats is real at some places,
and that fucking sets me off.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Right.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
This is early two thousands, LA, And at that time,
Kyle was like braiding his armpit hair and he was
like really proud of it. So braiding braiding, it's see,
or maybe it was dreadlocked.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Never been long in enough, sir, but I would love
to try.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Maybe it was dreadlock, but Kyle always had his armpit
hair out, and I feel like they weren't allowing that.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
There's a lot of tank tops.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, there was a lot of tank tops.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh yeah, they would exactly. They would fucking give They
would say no tank tops and no hats, and that
was like my whole fucking thing. That was my whole thing.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
By the way they would say it to you, they
didn't have to say that to everybody. If you were
like a shredded hot ass dude, they'd be like, get.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
In here, man, Wait, what what are you saying. There's
a fucking other level of rules. There's a double standard
in our society.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I remember one time when I was a little kid,
I had just gotten out of the shower, and I
thought it was a little a good idea to put.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I mean, yeah, I was like twelve, Okay, then it's
cool that it's fun.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
And I was like, dude, I'm gonna put some colone
on my dick. Broke my dick?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Well yeah cool? And listening is this when they called
you fetus boy?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah. I definitely got inside my penis and it hurts
so like in your jurethra.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, hole looks like I want to my piss smells funny.
I wanted to smell better, man, it hurts so bad.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I do remember going to like like dances in middle
school and like gearing up with Hella after shave from Pops.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
M Yeah, straight up home alone style.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, brute, I did that with after shave. I tried
to uh shave obviously when I was a kid, and uh,
it just cut. I cut my hand. I don't even
know how that happened. I cut my hand. It is
my mys like old style straight so it's not a

(16:44):
straight razor, but it's like the old like giant thick one.
So I think I just grabbed it like an asshole
a little bit and slip my handle, a big old
thick one, and I always saw, uh, I always saw
my grandfather put after shave on afterwards, and I that's
what I should do with the wound, oh, because I

(17:05):
kind I was like, I saw him like scrape his
neck and he would have like little and he'd put
after shave on it. And I'm like, Okay, that's what
I do. So I poured it all over my hand,
burnt so fucking bad. And then I like am trying
to dry it off, and I'm drying it down the
front of myself and I rub it all over my cock,
the exact opposite thing you're supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
What don't you cry about?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
And then now my hand, Now I've got a bloody
cock and my hand's all bloody, and I'm screaming bloody,
and my mom and grandma come running in, like what
is going on in here?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah? I feel like you're using this podcast to kind
of reiterate lies you told as a youngster, so that
like when your folks listen to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I guess he wasn't lying about that time we caught
him jacking off with his own blood moisture.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I was. I was too young. I was fourteen, dude,
how old?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Third team? What'd you say?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Uh huh, No, I know, I was like six or something.
I was like, like a true little kid.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
You were six and you cut yourself.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
In six, seven or eight in that range. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
That must have been the most terrified thing. Your mom
raining while your.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Cock was bloody, dude, but I'm six years old. I
was like, I don't give a ship if I was
but naked. I just I just got out of the
had like pants on the bathtub or whatever. I had
just like just gotten and I.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Was like, bathtub and you.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I saw my dad and grandma and grandfather, uh shave
and then put after shave on. And I'm like, well,
guess what. I'm a man. I'm a man, and hit him.
I'm gonna shave, hit him, hit me with it, hit
me with it, Blake, thank you, I'm a man. And
so I was like, I'm gonna shave and do this
whole thing, and it fucking backfared. So I understand where

(18:46):
you're coming from, Blake about after shave burning the d hole.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Right, yeah, right, I.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Did, Blake fully explain Jencom just now enough for people
at home.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I forget what it is. I would like a.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I probably will airball the definition, but for what I
thought it was, and I thought it was like when
some you like shit into some sort of like a
receptacle and you let it ferment and you basically make
a like an alcohol out of like shit.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Is it even the alcohol or do you.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Just huffed that I thought you huffed it puffed the fume.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I may you huff the vapors.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Maybe, like admittedly, I'm
I'm I'm sort of joking. I feel like out of.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
I don't sort you are.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Now.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, I don't think that I have the grossest farts
out of all of us. I feel like it sucks
because Kyle's not here anymore, and obviously he's the go
to smelliest one, and it'd be easy to know that
he has the know that he has the grossest farts.
But between the three of us, I don't know if

(19:58):
I do.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I'm you one hundred Blake and I are on the
exact same page, and we just need you to just
listen for one moment. You're the king of farting and
not admitting it for some reason, and you always go,
what are you talking about? I would gladly I would.
You don't would, but you don't. You always fart and
then you go, well, just walk over here, and it's

(20:19):
you've already farted and it smells very bad. Huh, Well
that's the coffee. It's gotta be the coffee or I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You better not have done that to Piers Man. If
you did that to Piers, I'm gonna be so upset
with you.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, because I don't fart that much, and you got
I think you guys, maybe when I do fart it's
a real potent brew because I don't fart that often.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Because you're fermenting it. You're letting it sit, you're hot
boxing it in your hole.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
It's fermenting. I'm letting a few into my body.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
You fart, Jenkom, you fart Jakom.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I think you guys probably fart more often. You forget
that we spent so much time together in the Workaholics
Writer's room for what seven years? Six years that we
were and we're with each other for all fourteen hours
a day, five six days a week for years, and
we've lived together mostly.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Most of that was far so you guys.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Were thrown out a lot more farts. But when I fart,
I'm far dude.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Hold up, Yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Know I fart, so but I'm saying, if it is me,
I'll gladly own up to it.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
I mean, here's here's what I know. Here, here's what
I know. I I remember that you have farted and
I have smelled it, and that it has been bad.
I don't know if I remember I've heard Kyle's farts.
I don't know if I've smelled them. Oh yeah, but
that goes without saying. I know that they're one hundred

(21:45):
percent of the worst blake. I don't know. I can't
remember you farting, so you have. Do you guys remember
me farting and smelling it?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I don't remember you farting and smelling it at all.
Do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Do you remember Adam and you smelling it?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes? It fucking leads me to believe you can tattoo
on your nostrils. You never forget it?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Maybe now we just cut to ads right after that?
All right? Did you guys ever make or have somebody
in your classroom make your teacher cry.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh, I made my teacher.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Well, go ahead, yeah, I mad, I made.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
My teacher cry. It was we were old too. We
were like, uh like fourteen. We were in like freshman
year of high school fourteen or fifteen.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, and oh dude, it's so mean. Did you put
you pushed her?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
It was we had the class set up where there
was like a chunk of uh seats here, a chunk here,
and a chunk here, and then the desk was in
the middle so I could look directly at my buddy
or directly across the way. And then we were just
dumb ship where we were like acting like we were uh,
shooting assault rifles and stuff at each other.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
This is before Columbine.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Right, this is before Columbine.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, maybe inspired, it was still a funny bit.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
We'd be like, we're like shooting each other and we're
like and then be like whipping a you know, bazook
out and shooting each other and then.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Blowing up, I'm gonna kill my right right, and.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Just doing that ship to each other just starts and
it's like behind her back sort of, and the classes
like laughing at it, and.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Then she yeah, the class is loving the love it.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
But they kind of word. We're fourteen years old. Dude
is like, fuck, yeah, yeah, for sure it My boy
Jeremy was just like, fuck they did it again, dude.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Is he exploding?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh my god, he exploded.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
That was a night grenat great you're you're taking request.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
So yeah, we were slaying and uh, ask the teacher.
The teacher started. The kids started to laugh, and the
teacher was like, what's going on? Sees us like exploding
in ship behind her of course, and then afterwards we
have to sit with her. After Uh, she didn't cry
in front of everyone. She waited for us. She excused everyone,

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and then she's like, Adam, a Ryan, can I talk
with you? And we sat down and she's then just
started bawling.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Dude, yeah, because she was trying to fuck you. I
think she was about to. She's she's trying to and
then she's like, I gotta stopt.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
She might have been trying to fuck Ryan. Ryan was
like kind of a hunk. I looked like I was eleven.
Ryan had to shave. She was like, yeah, probably what
it was is she saw us.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And she got my mond. She got too horny, dude,
a little too weird.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I don't know. Probably that's probably what it was. And
then she's like, I have to I have to turn
this around. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
She felt bad. She was like, oh my gosh, what
are you thinking?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, I can't believe I want to fuck these two kids.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
A lot of people saying, uh, fuck fuck me? What uh?
What's going on? You guys been holding that? Or what's
what's been talking?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Ship? I think there was a lot of animals.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
You've been talking ship? Oh yeah, the bitch, what's up?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
There was a lot of animosity from the fans that sure,
you betrayed us, and you left us in our time
of need, the holiday.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
It was your time of need.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
You didn't know s I know I was.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I was needy.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, you didn't even think to wonder if we need you?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Oh my god, yeah, oh that's on the board now, yes, yes, good, Okay,
So I'm coming back a motherfucking heel.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, well, I think it. I don't know if it's
so much. You know that you left. It's kind of
the way. It was very abrupt, as you know, you
didn't even you you backpedaled and sent that text message screenshot.
But the aruguloids were left leaderless. It was just you
just dropped off the map.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I wasn't going to say a damn thing. And then, honestly,
all of the noise that was sent at me chatter alive,
a lot of chatter.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
It was.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I felt very confused because I thought we were cool.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Well, to be fair, I thought it was cool. They
talked about it. We did say you quite a lot
right out of the gate. So I feel like people
want to be on like the train with us and
have fun. And it's a it's a nod and a wink,
a little not even really, but you're back, baby, you know.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
I just honestly, it was it was, uh call it
a mental health break. I had too much Ship on
my plate and the scheduling was going nuts, and we
were finishing up Shadows, and I was doing the last
couple episodes and Ship got down to the wire as
it always does Intellivision, and I had to I had

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to bro I had brosa.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Better health Dot.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
But here's the difference between you and me. I'm willing
to go crazy for this podcast. Cool, I'm crumbling on
the inside.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I almost died for the podcast.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
That is amazing.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
And I and I will I will die for you guys.
I'm hosting Ellen tomorrow. Wait wait wait wait yeah yeah,
I'm hosting Ellen tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
All right, And who's your guests?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
DERs is one of my guests. No man.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Promo train.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
And I'm excited I get to watch your show tonight.
I'm gonna watch an episode tonight of Inventing Anna.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Oh I just watched it last night. It's the best
television show ever.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
All right, excited. I'm promoting The Righteous Gemstones, which comes
out this Sunday, which it'll be airing by the time
this podcast actually comes out. But on HBO, the Righteous
Gemstones comes out this week. But I'm they're posting Ellen
promoting that and then having all these uh these guests.
But one of the episodes, I like just tried it

(27:50):
on my clothes the other day. My nipples. You could
just see my nipples and they're like, now, let's get
you a different shirt. Uh, you're you could just like
your nipples are like rock hard in this. Maybe it's
too much and I'm like, no, your boobs are huge. Nope,
we're keeping it. I'm going to be nipped out on Ellen,
So get ready, get ready, for that.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Should Blake come and just play the soundboard during our interview?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I would love that.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Well, no, they have a DJ. They have a DJ.
Maybe Blake, if you could just send your sound where
we don't need you.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, I'm not a smelly guy, dude, look at us
that smelly Yeah, I think I think we lost our
smelliest member. Well yeah, like the three of us are are.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Their powers combined? Couldn't reach his heights?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
The big stink is gone.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I'm getting stink here are? I think?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
So? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Like my feet are starting to kind of smells bad.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's because you Uh, it's because you run and then
don't shower right away or what is that?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, I don't know why do Why do feet start
to stink later in life?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I think I just it's not later in life, it's not,
it's how you're taking care of them.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Well, feet get gnarlier when you see like your dad's
foot Suddenly at an older age, You're like, is what's
going to happen?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
My feet are I'm missing toes? Dude, My feat are gross. Yeah,
my feet are legit yuckos.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I meant to say, when I see your feet, I go.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, your feet are right Oh, my kids are gonna
be truly terrified.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Like toenails get yellow and crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, fu, my shit's all yellow. My shit's
my it's it's like peeling back the nails. It's like revolting.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Maybe you could make it cool.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, I don't give a shit. I'm like, it's way
it's wade. I'm a giant person. It's way down there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Why do people give such a shit about feet? Like
they get so grossed out by them? And shit, I
don't get that care, Like it's just feet.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Did you hear about the girls selling her farts for
like she was making like forty grand a month or something.
So I'm like, nice, TikTok girl, good that it's important.
Maybe I have like the a special brew, Like maybe
my farts are so potent that like if you're in
you're like, that's your weird kink. Maybe I'm the guy.
Maybe I start a little side hustle, side biz.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
You know.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I do movies, I do TV, I'm a podcaster, and
I sell farts and I kind of do it all.
I'm a true renaissance make a romatherapist.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, I'm a man.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Yeah, I'm kind of stoked that, like at this point
it's mostly unvaxed people dying, not because I don't like
people that aren't vaccinated.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I think you guys are your fine people. If you're unvaccinated,
you're still probably some of my good friends are unvaccinated,
I imagine, right, yeah, but also like it can kill you,
so I'll see you around.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Finish, yeah you know, yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, but
I'm just saying, like, you know, how now like there
are places that are like you can't come like you
can't come in if you're not vaccinated unless you present
a vaccination card. Is that out the window at this point?
Because it's not it should be.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, I mean, like come on, like we can't carry
this weight of all these people dying anymore. Like if
you were right off the day, like forty eight hours
after we found out about this, being like, well people die,
you're kind of a dickhead. But now that we know
it's here to stay, like how long can we be
like we're doing this for every single person when like
not everyone's in it, so fuck it.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, it's just so weird.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Well that's why people are shitting on the CDC so
hard right now. And they've like last they've like laxed
the waiting period, the waiting period that you have to
quarantine before you can go back into society, and people
are like shitting on. I'm like, at this point, it
is what it is. It's either you get vaccinated and
you protect yourself, or you don't and you don't.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, yeah, I think I think has the best.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
We're all getting it.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, it's just like it's it's it's not a nice
thing to do to the people who have to take
care of people who made the choice not to because
they might have made the choice to get vaccinated and
be you know, frontline worker and all that.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
If you're old or like super hefty, it's a bummer.
It's a bummer. But yeah, you know what, maybe maybe
this is God's will.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Oh right, Christ is born.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Can I tell you guys that when I was filming
down in the South Huge, this woman said that at
her church people were calling it the mark of the beast,
and I was like, that's off the change, like six
x six, what is like when you get the shot,
it's They're like, that's the mark of the beast from
the Bible, And I was like, fucking.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yes, Satan, Satan.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm down, bro.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I like that. The mark of the Beast is just
like a little like colorful band aid.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah, yeah, right, it's a paw patrol band aid for sure.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, absolutely. I don't know, man, twenty twenty two, we
had a good run. It's a future, but it's doomsday.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
It's just crazy that this shit has been going on
so fucking long at this point, right, Yeah, you know,
it's like like two years of a person's life. That's
a long Like if you went to prison for two years,
that's not a short stint.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
No, allegedly, yeah, three months two yeah, like just dropping out.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
I don't know, yeah, holiday weekends not great years.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Man, do you think, uh that that was an asshole
move to leave us sort of stranded? Yeah, that's kind
of think it was a bitch move, yeshole.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Because we established it. You were a bitch before, right, Yeah,
I'm a bitch straight up.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah. But I don't believe that.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
But was that an asshole move or a bitch move?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I believe I believe Kyle is more of an asshole
than he is giving himself credit for.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
All Right, all right, I'm into that. I'm into that.
Give me the asshole credit then yeah, so where do
I stand?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Well, it depends if you. I mean, yeah, that's a
toss up. Where does the man stand?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Where do you think you stand? I guess I would
like to hear it from you.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
This is our most charged episode, by the way. I
love this.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, this is poachar.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
I always thought that I was a b with an itch, right,
I always thought that I was a bee with an itch.
I'm not going to say it.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
And then you had to scratch it. You had to
scratch that.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I guess it was kind of asshole, but not to
you guys. More to the fans, and I'll speak to the.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
It's this first time back.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, go off, go.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Listen. We are now calling ourselves a rogoloids. Okay, this
is the big news.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
You guys just need a ton of rolos.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Underrated, Yeah, Brono the rogoids. No, but I will apologize
because I feel like that's where I left people stranded.
I think I communicated with you guys behind the scenes
what was going on, and then you took it to
another level for entertainment, which I kind of dig I
just knew nothing about.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I guess you said I was dead for entertainment. You
said I was dead for entertainment, you said I was dead.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Now I think I think dead to us.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, yeah, I got so many messages saying are you alive?
That's fair?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well okay, Well, people are like Kyle wouldn't betray and
leave his friends. He's not an asshole, you see you. Yeah,
they didn't know. They didn't know that that was a
bitch move and not an asshole move.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
I guess I'm just like, you know, maybe I'm like
Yin yang. You know, maybe I'm like as much bitch
as I am asshole, And maybe that's the lesson here.
Maybe I showed you guys a little asshole.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Maybe I showed you a little asshole.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
You're a bass hitch.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, Kyle, as speaking as a bitch, it was inspiring.
I would I want to make my play as an
asshole coming up, so I'm really trying to devise the
right time to really let my asshole fly.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well, I think this goes to show that no matter
if you are a bitch or an asshole, you can
still do the same things. If you want to leave
your friends in a lurch and betray the community as
a bitch or an asshole. You can still do it
no matter if you are a bitch or an asshole.
It doesn't matter. You could still get the same thing done.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Still gonna send it. Be clear, he's here. He just
apologized a huge bitch move. Yeah, that's how I know
you're not bab because you weren't like I had ship
to do.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
So maybe it's not the ying yang.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah. I feel like if you're a real asshole, you
would been like, oh okay is it? Oh so that
that's how it's going to be, and then you just
cut the feed.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Kyle, you've got great lines, Okay, no one's denying your.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Shoulders in a nice ten. When you got that tank
top going, No one's.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Denying that, and a killer tattoo on the back that's
exposed when I rock the tank and.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
When you were doing P ninety X. Yeah, we got
to post the Mikyle's P ninety X.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Can we let's do it.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I feel like, let's let's dig in the crates and post.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Adam Adam Covid.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I just died Covid.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
He died from one the thing he love killed him.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Uh, let's let's post all of our P ninety x
bods because we would we would all work out together
during the P ninety X days. Tony Horton would inspire
us and we would work out in the Workaholics how
before we got the show, and I remember Durst would
come over and we're like finishing up a workout, like
he got there a little earlier, or maybe we're working

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out a little late, and he would just be like,
what the fuck are you guys doing.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I'm meeting a burrito from Fresh and Easy.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
It's too Fresh and Easy. Rip.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Damn God, such a great one.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I mean, that was the first time I had ever
like done like a workout regiment. And we were all in,
all five of us in that house. Tony Horton was
a magical guy. We watched those damn DVDs so much
that you'd just start to memorize them and and just
fall in love with each character.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah, you would just quote all day long.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Do your best and forget the rest.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
What was the one was like German potato soup? Yeah,
the German potato.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Hey backing up like a tear dact.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
These dudes were just quoting paninety X like it was
the newest, funniest SNL sketch or some shit.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Dude, it was the best. And also Blake, that's still
your workout regimen, right, you didn't switch it up? Yea,
there's no muscle. There's no more muscle. So confusion over
there because you've been doing the same workout.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
For switch it up. But man, if it ain't broke,
don't fix it.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
You do have a hot bod. You do have a
really hot.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Big ups for working out, bro good.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Job you so much.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
So.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Rumor has it, Sir JSCA Parker and Kim control.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Okay, here's some tea.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Here's hey, here's some T some T t I I.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
It's tea time t I I nation.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Hey, community, get your little tea cups out lug.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Because we're about to zip zips.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Oh look at that sound effects.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I don't know if you could hear that, but that's tea.
That was tea myself.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
He's on one.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
No.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Rumor has it, Sir Parker. They don't like each iry die.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
You know where I said. Boy, that's not okay. Rumor
has it? They doesn't. This has gotta be a weekly segment.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Sipping tea Sippi tea.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I had, Hey sippet tea with Adam t You're a stupid,
dumb aff Yeah, and that's all the information we have
about like not like each other. Baby, And that's all
I got, And that's all I got.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
You've got the scoop from two weeks ago and this
airs in three weeks.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah, some hot tea, that's some iced tea.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Freddy Got Fingered? Is my Freddie Got Fingered?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's right? Yeah, I love that one.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I remember watching Freddy Got Fingered on the we Uh.
Me and Austin Anderson, who I moved out to California with,
good buddy of ours. He we were in a hotel
room staying with his dad, like looking for colleges when
I was eighteen, Like maybe we were going to go
to like Boulder, and so, uh we were out there
looking at the college and that kind of stuff. And

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in that hotel room that night we snuck off, smoked
some weed and then came back and paid had his
dad paid to watch Freddy Got Fingered. And we're laughing
so hard, we're crying, and his dad was like getting
upset at us. He's like, what the fuck, why are
you laughing so hard at this? He was like angry
that we found it so funny.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Because he thought it was so stupid.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Because he thought it was so stupid. Yes, he was
like he could not wrap his head around why we
thought it was so funny. It helped that we had
just smoked some kind.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
But yeah, I should let him in. He'd probably been like, oh,
now I get it.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
He's a total bitch. Dude.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Is there saddest pod yet? Dude?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah? So what did you do to un bitchify your
child at that moment?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Bare bottom spanking?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Smart? I said, pull your pants down? Now did you
get years doing what is that with bear bottoms banking?
I know it hurts more, but just hit hit, hit harder,
and keep the pants on harder. Bitch.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I feel like my parents never use a weapon. Pulled
my pants down? I got spin, I.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Got I got bare bottom spank belt, you.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Got bare So wait, what was the process of getting
bare bottom spank?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Like?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Was it like I'm over there, put your pants all
the way dow?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Does he rip your pants down? Or your mom?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Or does he? Yeah, there's a neighborhood guy who was, well.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Does your dad principal?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Is that man that is in your house make you?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
When I get to make.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
You pull your pants down in front of.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Him real quick. For the principal is more like an insertion, right.
That was like you're naughty, and I'd.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Go okay, wow.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
No.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
At that age, I feel like all my pants were
like elasticized or whatever. So it would just be like a.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Oh yeah, sweatpants only sweats.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
No, no, no, even like your corduroys for like church
or whatever, had like a little laugh stick in the band,
like on the side.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Okay, just so parents could rip your ship down and.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Gosh, but gosh was like a child.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
He was building them for easy access. Make sure you
put the elastic in the the quick release.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
So sorry, I'm like, so this you're saying that the
man in your house, and just thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
No one else ever saw.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Some people call him a father, some some people called father.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
He would tear your elastic pants down.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
He would just pull the pants down.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
And then start smacking. Yeah, now did you put your
hand in the way, because my whole thing was is
I would put my hand to defend.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
He never made you strip in front of him. It
was it was a quick. It was always a yeah.
It was he like pull your pants down and you
you're like, no, I don't want.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
The ass opens in the house. Were never like a
plan to go get a switch type thing, like it
took a bunch of time where he's like, oh, you
got in trouble at school.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
It was that white hot anger that.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Just ignited exactly. It wasn't gonna be planned.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Out right, It happened in the moment.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
But yeah, it would just be like if you put
your hand there, you move your hand, Yeah, you'd be like, no.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
No, dude.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I remember when I was like light enough, I'd like
put my hand down, but like I'd be getting hoisted
up by one arm, like feet off the floor and
then smacked and your hand is trying to block anything
and then you end up hurting your hand.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
So what what were you guys getting beat for all
the time? What was?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
What was That's a good question. Why the hell?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
I remember specifically this happened a few times. And I
do love my mom.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Okay, sure we have to, we have to.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Oh yeah, the bitch whoa she's dealing with three boys
a lot on her plate.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
This is sixty nine, dude, This is a very special event.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
A special That's what he's gonna grow to realize.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Kyle never misses a sixty nine baby.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh no, I show up to every goddamn sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
My mom is so fitted with talk show attire.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Every time I FaceTime her, she's just wearing like teen
Cocoa shirts or Ellen sweatpants or whatever else.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, he's You guys are the same size.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Or the exact same size. Well, I ask for a
women's smalls for yourself.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
That's why your nipples be popping.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
That's why my nipples are always popping out.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, I can't wait. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna
be fun trying not to be who we are.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I know that exactly. It's gonna be. It'll be weird.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
It's good to see you, Adam. I've known this guy
for how long?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Are you guys gonna dance a whole bunch? Like?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Uh, I'm gonna embarrass hers by making him dance a lot.
I'm gonna say, twitch, hit it and then get up
and then we'll have a little dance off.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I'm gonna beat you to it. I'm gonna walk out
with my dick tucked between my legs. Everything's gonna stop, Damn.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Just wiggle your way out. That'd be great.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Everything stops and then they're like, Okay, we're gonna need
to take that again. Can you put your dick in
your pants? Or goodbye?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I can't have your dick out?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
And then I go, this isn't live.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
I don't care how long you've known each other. You
can't have your dick out.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Okay, that's not a because it's ellen, because it's.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Daytime, and they're like, yeah, just TV in general, you
can't do you can't have your dick out.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Can't do that on any show.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Why aren't they laughing?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
But you guys have sick ass plans for your New
Year's what's going on? You guys know what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I'm gonna be home.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
You can party, Dade, party daddy.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Ude, with these fucking trees trimmed.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah, dude, now that the trees are trimmed, we can
really hit it.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I'm gonna be in my front lawn just sipping tea,
waving a neighbors.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah, buddy, banging pots and pants. I don't know what.
I haven't done so thing for New Year's in a while.
It's kind of a I kind of.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Hate New Year's such a yeah, I'm like the rookie
night dude, and Blake is such a pro.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I don't know why everyone's expectations are always so high,
because every year everyone goes it's not good.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Blake is such a pro when it comes to being
an alcoholic dude.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
No, I know that is totally it. With New Year's
it's so much pressure to have fun. I get so
worked up.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
But but but we we are now like posts, everyone
expecting it to be good. Like everyone always talks about
how shitty it is. So I don't understand why we
don't just lower the expectations.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Low word expectations.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
See, you want an awesome party where it's like I feel,
New Year's is the one I never want to wear
a suit or get dressed up, Like literally never I
really want to do that. Yeah, except for New Year's.
If New Year's Eve there was like a big fucking
Gatsby ball, Yeah, everybody everybody wore little masks and wore

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tuxedos and beautiful gowns and then this is like a
beautiful palace and fucked each other. That would be a
dream New Year's. Maybe it never goes down. It never
goes down. I never get the invite sword to me
in a raven's mouth. That I never get that so yeah,

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what's the point. Maybe we're even trying.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
We're just not doing New Year's right. We need to
get all like dressed in gold wear masks, go in
a room with each other and kind of.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Fuck, it's a gold I'm sure you lost me.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, but I like where he's going with.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
No, that's what you're supposed to do on New Year's
is wear gold? Isn't that like a whole thing?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You wear gold white grass.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I don't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
It's the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
No, I think you're supposed to wear gold on news?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Adam hit him, you blake assault at him.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I've never heard that you wear gold on New.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Maybe that's like a maybe that was just my grandma,
and I just figured it was a real thing.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
It was not amazing when parents or grandparents would just
tell you something as a kid and you're just like, yeah,
I guess that is a fact.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I'll think about that till I'm forty.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, what is it with the like grandma's wearing purple hats?
Is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Just did you what do you mean? No? Did you
have like a cool black grandmother that was taking you
to church? Or something.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah, did you have a grandmother that worked at the
Kentucky Derby?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Uh huh No, there's a thing like there's this club
of grandma's that all wear like purple hats. That's a
real thing, dude.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Of John Bie from Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Dude, well, I mean grandmothers in New Orleans specifically, they
like will go drink tea siping. Oh h hit.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Me with that.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
The tea they pour the tea on Sundays and then
they go and like they drink, they wear their dumb
ass hats and they go, you know, have fucking.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
No guys, most of shit. I fucked up. I fucked up.
It's not purple.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
We know.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
It's a red hat. It's a red hat. It's called
the Red Hat Society. And all the grandmas wear red
hats and they wear purple dress.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
All the grandmas. I've never seen the red and.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
The Red Hat Society. It's an international social organization and
it was found in nineteen ninety eight in the United
States for women age fifty and beyond, but it's now
open to women of all ages.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Dude, nineteen ninety eight, that's not even that long ago.
Whether they have the secret society. Secret societies are supposed
to be like a thousand years old. This is like
a new fifty.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
This is the new hot shit.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
And and by the way, it's not that secret of
a society. It's literally there's a web joined. It's enjoyed
society dot whatever, dot com. Dude, listen to these activities.
Both red and pink hatters often wear very elaborate decorated

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hats and intention getting fashion accessories such as feather bow.
The society's events very depending on the chapter, but common
activities among red hatters include hosting tea parties, playing games,
and going to movies. I want to be a grandma.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
God, I wish I was chunking, dude.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
You honestly you will be a grandmother. Dude.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I see that you want to chunk. You want to
chunk out of the red hat society. That ship is cool.
They probably get fucked up and play.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
They don't they drink tea.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Come on, that tea's got ship in it.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
People don't say kind bud anymore. I feel like we
used to say kind bud a lot wor old.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Well is that a specific brand? Maybe it's not a brand.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
No, it's not a brand it used to be because
there was like shitty weed and that was that we
called them rags or mids, and that was like kind
of shitty, the shitty stuff there, and then if you
got the top of the line stuff, it was kind.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Well, do you think it's because.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Everything is the weed has gotten so good that everybody
is just spunked? Kind? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Yeah, I mean I hear I think more you hear
about if something's like mid or whatever, like if somebody's
not smoking good stuff. But weed has come a long way.
It's very fucking strong and delicious.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
It has. I'm gonna show you guys can came out
with a bottle. Here we go. I'm gonna try to
get you guys, uh one of these because they're fucking delicious.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Here.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
From cam a bottle.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
This is the way.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Let's see some cam bottle. Is it a different variation?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Hey, while he's gone, I've never seen chucking boxing. I
don't know he's talking about it. I think he made
it up. I think it's he's that Oh no, he's
not back. Okay, So anyway, I've never seen it, and
I just like to team up against you. I hate you. Yeah,
I want to be Adam's best friend. Yeah, I know
it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
That's fine. I have my board.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
It's a long shot. Uh yeah, board teenager? We go?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
You should?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
You should?

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I should? What I should? What you should?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Go ahead? I should? What you should?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
You should go over to Adam's house and hang out
with them more often?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah? No, no, Hey, what up, dude? Chuck and buck?
My men, there's no way you should be in Spanish
one regular as. I think it was like a I
think my senior year or junior year when I took
my last Spanish class, I was in it with all freshmen.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, I had that with maths.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
I was like a dumb old weirdo.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Wait, so you were in Spanish one your junior year?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
No, my sophomore year.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Okay, well that's a little late.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
There's ten of us in the high school that like,
have you take Spanish one as a seventh grader? Do
you know what I'm saying? Oh, do you take Spanish? Yeah,
because you start language in middle school.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Oh we didn't. We started in eighth grade. We took
it was just we took like a semester of each language.
And then by the time we got to the high school,
then you chose a language.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
But like that would have been one and I'm taking
one as a sophomore in high school.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Now good. So you were the biggest kid in class.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Uh, there were a couple other people my age.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
At my school, you didn't even have to take a
language as long as you took like an arts. So
I took theater drama and I didn't even have to
take Spanish. And that's why I'm stupid as fuck.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Yeah, and your school was like a really dumb school
or something.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, it's gotten better, but you were allowed to graduate
with two years of a language. But then when I
got to college, they were like, what are you doing?
You need to take language again? Yeah, and I was like, fux,
So I took Norwegian. I took French in middle school. Yeah,
y'all all get there. I took French in middle school

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and I was like, I want my name to be
Jean Claude. You know how they give you a name. Yeah,
so I was like j CVD. And then they were
like someone already has that, and I go okay, So
I thought the dash of course bro us era. So
I thought the dash part was French. And then my
favorite dog was a Chinese shar Pei. So I was like,
you can call me shar Pei and she's like, that's

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not French, and I was like, then, don't call me anything.
I was just like a fucking knucklehead. So she was like, okay, Sharpey.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Okay, they're like Mary.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
There's a character in like high school musical named Sharpey
or something. So I was on something.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Then to Spanish in high school that was insane, and
then yeah, because I still couldn't get it and everyone
around me didn't give a fuck, so we just never
learned anything.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, those were the best classes when everyone was dumb
and those and you guys were all on the same
page with we're just not going to learn anything. And
then the teacher's like, I can't fail them.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Also because they'll get fired.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
If you just last second study just a little bit
more than your dumb friends, she'll give you an acause
she's like, all right.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I tell you something. Yeah, at least that was never
even I was like, no, I wouldn't even study last second.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Oh, I was gaming that system. I was.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
I remember guys like you having fun. And then on
the exam, like the one they no homework, but then
on the exam they'd be like, yeah, I gotta be
plus and you go, that's not what she did. That's
all we agreed to. We were both gonna fail, and
around studied.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
We all said that we were going to fail this one.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Kyle, I'll be treat me you betrayal.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Remember that one time that when that girl wanted to
have a threesome with us, Kyle, and then and then
we didn't. We didn't do it sixty nine Did you
remember that?

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yeah? Yeah, then we just sixty nine each other.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Remember that?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Yeah, do you remember that?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I don't remember that. I'm really happy we did because
then that'd be like a really weird thing that we
have between us, Like because I for sure would have
probably seen your like the back of your nutsack or
something like in a weird position. I'm glad we didn't
do that.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Oh you're saying, if you guys did a threesome together,
the two of you and a girl, you would have
seen his nut sack.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I'm sure. I mean seeing like nut sacks and like
the back of nut sacks, and maybe a buffet if.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
She calls for two cocks one Box. You guys doing that?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Yeah, yeah, good answer.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Yes, I guess you would have had to. But but
but we in the moment we were like, no, no,
this will this will change our friendship dynamic forever.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
No, I'm happy.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
I agree with you there, Adam.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
I'm glad we had the wherewithal to say, you know what,
let's not do this.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Yeah, and maybe we would have in the moment fell
in love and then and then we end up fucking
each other.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Tw Cox, no box right, then two cox each other's mouths,
and then.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
We don't have wives, you don't have kids, and we're
just together forever.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
You know, twu Cox got married.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
That could have that could have changed everything.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
I think that would be really interesting to do with
a friend, like have a threesome with a very close friend,
and I wonder where that could lead.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
I feel like that's how it usually they are, right,
aren't they usually friends? Wouldn't they be?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I feel like it's a scenario where it's a total stranger.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I'm saying it's probably usually not an anonym, dude, it's
probably like toot actually, and some girls.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Like actually actually. I think that this is called like
when you go and search for your unicorn, right.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Oh yes, great movie. Wait what Lauren Lapkiz.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Yeah, when a couple wants to have a threesome and
then they go search for the random person that's going
to be in it, that is not going to be
a part of their world anymore after this one special night.
But they just go find their unicorn, and the search
for a unicorn is real.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
And the unicorn is just like a pretty slutty person
that's willing to have sex with two complete strangers.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Oh, slutty or sexually open minded? However you want to
say that, you know your boobs are huge, sexual charged.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I don't say slutty as a bad thing. I think
slut's kind of rock.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah, yeah, sleut's rock.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Yeah's rock. I dig sluts too.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Adam comes from a long line of sluts.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Yeah for sure, proud sluts. Yeah yeah, we're a proud
family of sluts.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
There was a cool fight in the stands at the
Wisconsin Arizona State game last week. These two Arizona State
guys were like getting hippy with each other and it
was like going on way too long. We're like they're
almost fighting, fucking dare you? And then some old like
beer belly dad from Wisconsin who looked grizzled, right, like

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a guy who you're like, I don't know if I
would fuck with this dude. He like throws hey, hey,
bails around or some shit comes up and he's like,
if you guys don't fucking shut up, I'm gonna fucking
kick both your ass and stood come on, cut this
shit out. Let's go Brandon.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Shut up, bitch, What a fucking idiot.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I was like, yeah, all right. I was with him,
and then I and then he tried to be like,
come on, let's go Brandon, right, and the guys were like, yeah,
all right, let's go.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Okay, yeah, bound by their their.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
The hatred of the president.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Yeah, that stopped it.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
It stopped it.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
That stopped it. Yeah all right, all right cool.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Wait, Well, if that's what brings us together, all of us,
I'm freaking pumped.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Dude, let's go, Brandon. I think that's not how it's in,
but yeah, if that brings everyone together.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Well I'm on board. I've swung over.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Well you have, I know you are. Can we get
it on the soundboard?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Absolutely, We're gonna get one of those fucking things.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Sucks.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Well, I told you guys this story about the time
that me and my dad always slap box, right, and
so we were always fuck flat boxing each other. And
then I was on tour and I did a show
in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, which is like right next to Waterloo, Iowa,
where I'm from, where my whole family's from. And it

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was a huge show, one of the biggest shows.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Did the water Lunatics come out?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Oh damn yes.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
We drank them out of alcohol halfway through the show,
or not even a halfway through, like fifteen minutes in
the show, they were like out of beer. So the
then you had to go buy like the fifty four
cases of beer. I'm still gonna say that. And it
was like a big It was like thirty two hundred
seats or something. And so it was an awesome show
and it went great. And then after the show we
went out, we went drinking. It was very fun. All

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my as friends are there, and then we're going back
to the hotel and it's all icy out. It's like
February when in the winter, and we're slat boxing and
and then my dad uh starts to get too aggressive,
like I'm winning the slip, so he closed fist, punches
me in the mouth and like, uh, like popped me
in my fucking lip. And so I'm like, what the

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fuck you hit me in the lip and he's like,
oh shut And then I fucking popped him in the
face and I gave him a black eye. And then
my mom, Now my mom's like stop it, stop it. Yeah,
and my dad yeah, and then my dad and he's
like wants to fight me, and people have to hold
him back and ship and uh. And then you know,

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cooler heads prevailed and we went to bed. I was like,
when the prevail so so and then uh, we go
back to our rooms whatever, you know, weird drunk and
and you know how you guys fiss fight your dad's
or do you guys get drunk? And went back to
our rooms and all of a sudden, like I'm going

(01:01:04):
to bed, and like forty five minutes later, thirty minutes later,
I hear someone. No, I just hear someone in the
hallway going like, oh man, come on, Jesus Christ, you
just got know this. My dad. I got back into
character and uh and I opened up the door and

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it's just my dad slumped in the hallway trying to sleep.
In the hallway of the hotel. It's important, and I go,
I go, Dad, what the fuck are you doing? He goes,
your mom won't let me sleep in the room within it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
The doghouse.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Yeah. So I'm like, I'm like, come in here. And
then uh, he sleeps in the room with me. I
wake up. He somehow he was wearing clothes when he
got into bed, and then somehow he had stripped down
to just his tidy whities. Yeah, and uh, I woke
up to him throwing his leg over me and grabbing
me around like big spooning me sure, and then brings

(01:02:04):
me in close and I love you money. I'm sorry baby,
and I'm like the fuck and he goes, ah, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
And then and then he was like, oh shit, I
thought you were a petty and I'm like, oh, I'm not,
I'm not petty.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Cooler heads prevailed the cooler head God.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Coler heads prevailed. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Man, this guy was docking with his dad, so that we.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Have a really funny photo of like the next day
of like me looking fat headed before all the booze
I drank and my dad just fully having a black eye.
And it's just us in the lobby of this shitty hotel,
be like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yeah, it's okay, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
We're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
We still love you to. I slept with him last night.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Last night, cooler heads prevailed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Cooler heads once a good prevailed. Oh my god, damn,
you gotta stop slapping your dad around, dude, that fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
It was It was a mutual slap around. We'll still
do it. It's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
It's fun to slap your dad bob and weave.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
But that thing, it's it's it's slap boxing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Ironically, that's also how you dance.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I do just lots of hands like a wild and
crazy guy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
I never danced at him. He might hit you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
There's a lot of hands coming at you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yeah, dude. If I'm slam dancing with my brols, that's
I'm slam dancing with my brows. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
We're just comedians, bro. Why are we getting so serious?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Dude? Because I'm trying to talk about titty milk and
you guys don't even like I was like really wanting
to go down. This is it sweet? Is it about?
Like what they It's good? Right? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
It rock?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yes man?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
You get those drips. Go get that can you buy
titty milk on the wet, on the internet, on the West.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I bet there's some dark I mean weird. That's nose
that it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Even dark, it's just it's women. If you want to
not use if you can't, if you're not producing and
you don't want to use formula, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Buy other ladies breast milk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
That is wild? What wild?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
That is insane? That doesn't seem like it's a bottle like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Hey, and you can buy jizz it's just called sperm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
But but yeah, yeah, but you can't just go online.
You're saying, like you go to like an Amazon, you
can buy it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Can't you? Well it's not bad, but it's yes. Can't
you buy a bottle of fluid?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Like you can't buy someone's bag of blood? Like that's
illegal to do? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Oh well no, that's what you do. You go to
a hospital, you get someone's blood. Blood called blood transfusion.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I know, but I'm saying me as just a guy
that wants to try titty milk, I can't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Adam Devine, you can.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I'm looking at breast milk one hundred ounces on eBay
right now. Oh can you mix that with some can
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
So can you buy jizz on eBay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
You want me to see jizz for sale?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Yeah, see if there's any for sale, because I don't
think you could buy jigs. It's crazy that you can
buy titty milk, like because the guy, because what if
it's a it's aids titty mill.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
We have seaman acts.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
What are you cutting yourself open and pouring it into
your blood stream?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Whoa dude, Adam, I just found something. Guys. It's called
porn sperm artificial sperm. It comes in a tube. What
the fuck is this?

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Do you inject that down your d hole?

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Or what? Okay, what's the name and let's shout them
out so they can send us a box.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
It's called porn sperm. Porn artificial sperm one hundred and
twenty five milliliter two fake.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Joe, So what for? Like if you're shooting a porno
and then, admittedly I'm not a big shooter, Like, if
I'm shooting a porno, it'd be the cumshot would be disappointing.
It'd be like, no, all that work, a dribbler, all
that work, and it's just like an active volcano.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
He dropped in from the top rope for a dribble.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah, dropped in all that work and it's just dribbling.
We had a teacher that I hated so much that
I went to this school board and oh, yeah, the bitch.
And she got a petition with multiple teachers on it, uh,

(01:06:12):
saying that she's not fit to be a teacher, multiple
other teachers in the school, and then went to the
school board and spoke, you're a Karen It totally dude,
and uh, she was the worst. She was a fucking
nightmare math teacher. And then she was demoted to in
school detention teacher, so then she could only teach kids.

(01:06:35):
And so that was my sophomore year of high school
when this all this went down. My senior year, as
I'm walking out of the school, she goes, godam divine.
I turn around. It was like a fucking John Huston, Yes, Satan,
I turn around and she goes, I fucking hate you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, but you get it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
And then I'm like, I hate you too, bitch, And
I walked out and was like yeah, and that was
I mean that that teacher also we hated her. She
hated us.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
There was a mutual hate. Dude, she hated everyone?

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Was it sexual attention though probably well.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
You could tell she wanted a fuck uh no, but
uh not for me. Maybe that's why I was so
salty with her. Only she would she would show like
the athletes, the jocks like special attention, and everyone else,
you would fucking hate their guts. So I was standing
up for all of the little the cripples, the spast

(01:07:39):
all the little crips, all the little spas, and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
The crips were cripple.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
And that's why you do stand up. Now you're still
standing up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Damnoper foul taking here.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
But wow, another just wondering if you'd rather have penises
for fingers or but jones for years, or you'd rather
shit a brick or a piece of golf ball?

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
For too many would.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Rather have teaste buds in your but.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Yes, you taste buds in your butthole obviously.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
That's all I have to obviously taste buds.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Yeah, out of all of those.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Yeah, I'm with her, idiot, You're idiot. I'm with hers,
like and obviously obviously penises for fingers obviously, then vaginas well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
I mean, I imagine how great you'd be at uh
finger that fingering you had penises fingers that you'd be incredible.
Women would be lining up down the block.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Also, that's just cool.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Yeah, you're on the you're on the Tonight Show for sure,
showing your penis fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Sixteen vaginas for ears. That's that's you gotta have like
tampons in your ears.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Now, No, you think you have to pee out of
each one of those penises, Like do each one of
them have a bladder or what?

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
That's a lot of piss.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Sure, But then and you're like, that's so easy to
just kind of be like ten more times a day,
I'm running the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
No, you you have still same bladder?

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Oh yeah, did you guys do like something where you
were abandoning, let's go, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
You were saying, let's well, we're trying to get the
let's st Why would.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
We tell you? Why would we tell you? Don't tell him?

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Okay, fuck him, let's go. I'm sorry, Well I just
heard it. I'm sorry to trying to talk to my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
You try to stop it. Let's stop, let's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Go, we're trying to start. Let's stop. Let's go the movement.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
You're so lucky. We're telling you why.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Because let's go is the worst dude? Wait what why
because it sucks?

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Well, here's the tipping point is that hurts. Renna Car
made it their official promo.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
And you know how I don't fuck with hurts. Yeah,
like fuck hurts. Obviously, I get that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
I get that hurts. Yeah, it hurts, don't it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
And you know, somebody on Twitter sent me one where
it was also like Discovery Channel is now let's go,
where it's like turn on Discovery, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
No, I mean I totally get it. I just was like,
this is it is weird. It's going corporate, It's going corporate.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
It's weird. The amount of like friends that I know
that I respect their opinions yea, or like reaching out
to me about the Righteous Gemstones coming back, and they're
they're like, I posted like a trailer for Righteous Chimpstones
on my Instagram and then they will like text me
or DM me going let's fucking go, let's go, dude,

(01:10:26):
January ninth, let's go. And I'm like, I don't know
if I can be your friend anymore. Now let's go.
If I've just lost about twenty percent of my friend
group over, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
This is what goes on right when people are like
literally literally literally, it's like it just becomes a part
of your vernacular or like really really really really.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
My eight year old the other day he started saying
that like to be honest, Like it was if I'm
being honest everyone was saying, and then it became to
be honest, and my eight year old said is that.
I'm like, this is fuck crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Your eight year oldest is finally being honest.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Yeah, I've been lying for years to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Blue is no longer my favorite coach.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Do not know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
I don't not.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Blake was doing it for a very long time on
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
That's my catch phrase, if we're being honest.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
It's a preface.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
It's like a preface you would always say before a sentence.
You'd say, if I'm being honest. It was the thing
people were saying, and then they've shortened it to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Honestly, who throws a shoe?

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
It's it's all pointless and stupid, you know, which is
why I had to beat my kid ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
It's just like a little phrase that people will latch
onto it's a preface, and then it becomes part of
everyone's you know, every day lexicon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Right, like like how we always used to all say gyeah,
yes jah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I mean soon enough, let's go, we'll cycle through. I'm
just really excited to see what's next. It's gonna be
fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
My father, there's stories of him just going around omaha, no,
uh no, his friends because I go hunting with a
group of my friends and a group of his friends
once a year. We haven't done the last couple of
years because of COVID and and cancer. But COVID, COVID,
COVID strikes again. But there's evidently he bit a man's
finger off. Yeah, back in the day, So he bit

(01:12:23):
a man's finger off. So like I, you know, I'm
afraid if he get were to get real riled up,
something could turn real sideways to where he just I
feel like I would never bite a man's fing that's
like life.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
I don't know about that. I feel like you would
You do think i'd buy a man's Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, I feel like you would totally bite somebody's finger off.
You're you're definitely the guy to bite.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
And then you would blame them yeah, it's yeah, you'd
be like, what do you want me to You did that?
You did that? Well you started.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
If they're putting their all up in my face, dude,
they deserve a little chop child. I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
I mean, I think I think you would go for him.
I think if they were nearby and you were losing,
you'd go for them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Well, it depends. Is this a life or death fight,
like a friendly shot, the fight with my dad in
that parking lot in front of the local radicin he
wanted to kill you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
What was his fight? Was his fight life or death?

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
No? His fight was like guys followed them home from
the bar and like they fought in in so I
don't know, you know, they they were like street kids.
So there could have been knives.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
And sure, chains, yeah, chains, but street rat handfuls of dirt.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
No, but that they were like super Like my dad
had friends that were murdered and ship, you know, like
stabbed to death.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Yeah, dude, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
In high school he had a friend get stabbed in
the hallway and murdered. What.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yeah, man, that's fucking crazy at school.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
At school, Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
That's really insane.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
So yeah, it could have been it could have been
life or death. I don't know, you know that being said, Like,
if I'm in a fist fight with usually, I've only
ever fought my friends. It's always been like tempers get
a little out of hand, and then me and a
buddy go at it. But we're not actually like you're
just trying to win the fight. You're not trying to
physically hurt them to where they can't like walk the

(01:14:17):
next day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
You know what I mean? Do we know what you mean?
I don't know what I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
I'm saying, Like, if I were to fight, you know,
I wouldn't. I wouldn't, like if there was an opportunity
to break your neck, I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Yeah, dude, that's big of you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
But if I'm in a fistfight and and there's like
a guy with a fucking blade and he's coming at
me and he's like, I'm I'm gonna murder you, then
I looked for the opportunity to break his goal.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
You're looking for the excuse to kill a man.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
If he's trying to kill me. If I think that
my life is in danger. But if I'm fighting a friend,
I know my life's not in danger.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
I'm going when I to this Pitch Perfect show, I'm
going to Germany and I hear there's like really weird
stuff over there that I'm kind of like, I've never
seen anything. I'm kind of excited to see some weird
weirdo stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Like what are we talking like a like live shows
or whatever, or are you trying to get into some
weird raves.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Yeah, there's like weird sex clubs or like the Bergheim
or something. I think I've been told that, And that's
like a famous like techno like dance club place Bergheim, Yeah,
I believe, so it's I think it's Burgheim, and it's
like a famous German uh Berlin like techno club that

(01:15:36):
everyone's told me about. And there's like I guess in
the basement is like where weird shit goes down that
you can unsee it. I had some bros like you
can't unsee it, bro, which I hate when people say
that because you obviously you can't unsee anything. It's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Yeah, anything you see you've seen forever, you've.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Saw it, you see it. But evidently like really weird
stuff goes down, and I'm kind of like, well, what
would shock me?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I don't know, right, Yeah, this is weird. I just
looked at up bird Hind and the actual building looks
like a prison. It looks scariest it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Might have been or worse. Where is this Germany?

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, in Berlin, it could have been worse. But evidently
it's like super exclusive, like they only allow a certain
amount of people in and it runs from like Friday
at like ten pm to Sunday at like six am.
On Monday or.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Whatever, it's open, I mean the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
That whole time, and people stay there that whole time.
There might be drugs involved.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
But probably probably some dabbling.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
But I've been told by multiple people that like you'll
just show up and you're there and you're like hey,
and they're like, now I get the fuck out of
the line. Not you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
It's like fifty four. Yeah, well I'm not getting in
here with that shirt on. But yeah, I said, you're
not getting in here. Is that the best trailer moment ever?

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
What trailer was that from? Don't say Chucking Buck?

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
We'll circle back, We'll circle back.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Yeah. So anyways, I was just like I don't know, like,
what would that? What is going to shock me there,
or if it's like, yeah, some weird that's some weird
ship for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Well, I feel like there's a lot of stuff that
I would if I saw it, Like I've seen a
lot of stuff on the internet, but seeing ship live
and this is a great segue to theater.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
But smelling it, yeah, I think I think it's not
the scene it it's the smelling of it, right that
you're that's what you can't you can't unsmell that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Or like a little splash you're involved now suddenly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah, splash zone, Yeah, suddenly if you're splash. Uh, I
want to steer clear of the splash zone.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Definitely show up in a little raincoat for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Or maybe I come and I'm uh, you're definitely gonna
I'm covered in this fakes firm cum loop water face,
creamy lifelike, unscented seamen sex lubricant. I close myself with it,
and that's how I show it to the front door,
and they're like, for sure, you guys can come.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
In you front of the line.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Yes, Chloe has me on a collar or something like
a collar in a leash and then I'm just I
just like close myself with this stuff and they're like,
all right, well, you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
I think you'd be okay. This happened to me and
Wess Hollywood when I lived there years ago. When you
make eye contact with somebody who you definitely like, somebody
who's like shitting on the side of the road, and
you're looking, you're like, oh my god, and then they
just they turn somehow lock eyes with you, and you're like,
oh fuck, and they you haven't had a moment, you've
both shared them and then maybe they hand you a screenplay. Right,

(01:18:26):
Just don't lock eyes with somebody in the basement.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
They're clear of the eyes the portal to the soul.
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
I feel like at those weird performance art things, they're
trying to get you to look in the eyes. They
want you to soul link with them, and they just
because they know they probably fucking live for that ship,
knowing you'll never forget them.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Is that how you met Kyle?

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Yeah, it was a similar situation.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Kyle was sitting on the floor and you guys locked eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Kyle was like the g g Allen of Silverwood Elementary.
It was crazy top lots of scat play and cutting himself.
It was cool.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Man, I had a teacher once that I would fake
flirt with her so often. Yeah, I would fake flirt
when I was like a junior.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
And she's like, there's this boy at school, great as
it's totally gonna get me fired, and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
And I just I'm doing it so my classmates are laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
And everything you were doing was a performance.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
It's a performance.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
It's a performance.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
And so I had I had a question for her
after class, and she wouldn't talk to me alone in
the classroom. She made me go in the hallway to
talk to her.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
You made her feel unsafe.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Yeah, I was like, oh, I guess I'm like a
I didn't even know. I thought I was just doing comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
So so so the Lord of the crips, how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Let's roll out into the hallway and talk here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I was out of my wheelchair by that point.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
What would you say? What do you mean you would
flirt with her? Was it like hey, a nice dress today,
or like yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Know, I don't think it was like that. It would
be like like it'd be like over the top stuff.
It'd be like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Great ass, run ass.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
It'd be like look at that tits, is this a
boner in my sweatpants are huge.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
No, I don't know even what it was. It'd be
like anything for you, miss and her name and like
anything for you of course, of course, and you know,
just kind of laying it on thick or being like
what perfume are you wearing today? That is delightful? And
you know, my friends think it's funny. And she thinks
that I'm being a total creep.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Was she like, you know whatever? For what it is?
Was she attractive or was she were.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
You gonna say stacked?

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah? I think so. I think so for what I remember.
But go back anytime you look at old photos of
people that you thought were like the hottest people in
the world. Yeah, and you go back and look from
like when you're a kid and you're.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Like yearbooks, what oh going through the yearbook to like
the babes from like junior high or high school, You're
just like, what the fuck were we Like it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
A pre insist there, hey, But at the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Time this goes into a whole thing about just a vibe, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
It's a vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Still put out that vibe, dude. Yeah, they might look
like a horse now or something, but like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
They have the vibe. We're like if they're sitting in
front of you and they turn around like did you need.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
A pencil the day, and you're like, fuck, Melanie was cool.
Melanie was so nice. He'd write on my hand. It
was just meant the world to me. Dude, right, dude,
if a girl would just be like, can I write
on your hand?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Oh yeah? The amount of notes that were passed back
and forth, get real, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Entire forests of notes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Hey, ladies, if you want in today's age, if you
want to get a husband, thank you, come on past
past that man a note? Yes maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Or no, are you talking about in high school?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
No, I'm talking and I'm talking today.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Or steal his hat and run away with it and
don't let him have it back and put it on.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Yeah, maybe maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Take his trapper Keeper and vandalize it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Just rip the freaking hat off his head, run away,
put it on, take some selfie with it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I remember this girl stole my brand new trapper Keeper
and wrote fluffy buns.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Do I make you that's not okay?

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Wrote fluffy buns on the Nike swish. There was a
white Nike swish in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
You ever heard her use those words before.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
No, her and her friends.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
In hindsight, I was like, they must have like really
wanted or something.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Well, were they talking about your butt being fluffy?

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Yeah, my my butt?

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
They that's accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Yeh, fluffy butt, that's one way to explain it. And
fucking dump truck ats. She just wrote dump truck ASTs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
There were fluffy bumps. I was so fucking mad. I
was so mad at these girls, like I want to say,
like six months, Like the the levels mad was disproportionate
to what they did.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
No, man, you still haven't forgiven them the obviously, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Piss. Now, Well, Kyle, where's where's your weirdest place that
you mastered? Because I know mine was out of TJ
Max and Blake's was on a plane. Where was yours?

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
I mean, I guess school. I don't know. I can't remember.

Speaker 8 (01:23:11):
Oh you jerked off in school, like in class, like
in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Yeah, I remember. I spent a lot of time at school.
We had practice in the morning. Then you just go
straight to school.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
You didn't have time to jerk off at home. You
had to do it and.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Then you go straight to practice after it's is your
there a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
And horniness like would just hit you like a ton
of it still does, still does to this day.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
I think probably like in the back of a moving
van or something like that, you know what I mean,
like a church van, youth group trip on the moving vane,
like not a moving van, but like a vehicle that's
moving people in it, by the.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Way, like what, we don't know, what's weird too exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Yeah, Well, did you guys ever jerk off like while
in a car with your family?

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Yes, okay, yeah, this is why we missed you, Kyle.
We had a a nineteen eighty Ford Tourists.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Yeah, right, that that is the horniest vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Sexual the lines on that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
You had a tourist that was a game changer, that
was a future car.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Go ahead, Yeah, it was a Ford Tourist. It was
a station wagon.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
So that's a beautiful car in your car, guy, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
And it was the kind that in the back where
the trunk was, it had a seat face backward and
that faced backwards.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
So then you you're kind of just creeping on like
the drivers behind you just cranking down Your Mom's like
what you doing back there, Kyle.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Yeah, just looking at stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yeah, just doing on some brain quest, you know, can
you open the back windshield?

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Yes? I just recently got into listening to some of
the Beatles there pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Oh dude, yeah they're bad.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
They had a handful of songs.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Did you guys watch though, Did you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Watch the fucking uh the documentary?

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
It was. It was super boring and long.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
I turned. I didn't get through it. I didn't get
through it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
No, that ship was so good, so good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
It's interesting, way long and boring.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
I fucking love that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
It was interesting just how it made me go like
I could be the Beatles. I'm as good as the Beatles.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Well, it was great.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
That's not what I took away from it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Can we talk about this real quick?

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Is the what is the scenario where you would feel
okay having killed someone?

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Feel okay if they're.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
Like you, where you don't think it would haunt you?

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
What were they mad? Rude?

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Like like you get seated at a table and they
just don't bring you menus? You fully should get to
kill the host or hosted.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Were they like super rude to yours? Then maybe no,
it would need to be like like I always think
like if I come.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
Bullets, if you come fire bullets, and if I come
like out of my bedroom and there's just like a
guy in the hallway and he has like a knife
for a gun, or like he's not leaving if I'm leaving,
and then we fight.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
I if I end up killing him, I don't want to.
But if he's if I think like he's there to
kill me, right, yeah, then I think I'd be okay
with it. I'm sure it would. I would have to
go to counseling or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Would get you to therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah. Maybe, I don't know, maybe not. I might just
be fine with it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Cletuck, Yeah, you never know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Hey, I know I'm here because I killed somebody, But
do you think I should cut back on the caffeine?

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I don't know. Would you guys be okay? I feel
like that would be the scenario that I could murder
a person. If your family's in the house and there's
just a fucking guy there, you get the fuck out
of my house and he's like nah, and he comes
towards you, and you're like, oh, fuck, now, I gotta
fight this guy to the death.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
I don't think I would ever feel great doing it.
But yeah, if they're coming from my family, and it's
do If they're gonna kill your family, you gotta do it.
But that's actually like a.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Well, you don't know, I mean, he's not there, he's
you know, a killer doesn't say I'm here to kill
you and your family.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Right, Sometimes in the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
Now usually they're just like what, it's fine. And then
he subdues you, and then he make he ties you up,
he puts a bunch of plates on your back, right,
he rapes and murders your children and your wife. Yeah,
and then he comes and kills you. Yeah, and before
that happens, you have to fight this man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
To the day alutely. Well, I actually it's a it's
a YouTube whole life sometimes fall down. It's very intriguing.
But you can watch like soldiers who it's like talk
about their first time like killing a man, you know,
because that's like a time when killing is required of
you and you're not necessarrely a killer. Watching these people

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tell the story.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
The scenario might not even be like one that you
might necessarily want to even kill somebody in.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Yeah, it's just crazy. They're super powerful to watch. It's
just like whoa, man, It's really fuck yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
That would that would suck. It would truly suck to
have to just.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Kill somebody on the other team.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
I feel like the yeah, the Household one is good.
But also like, if you have an opportunity, if someone's
like driving through a crowd, right, you have the chance
to fucking like shoot them in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
I like that one. That's my that's my favorite because
then you're saving you're saving many lives.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
No, no, I see, I like that. I think my
favorite is that there's like a gunman of sorts and
I'm in my car and I can just kind of
turn and run them over. Yeah, and I think I'm
feeling okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Yeah that works to vehicular man, I don't know if
I want to do the hand to hand combat stuff,
those moments would haunt me because you really got to
get amped up. Whereas you got it, you got there's
like a windshield between your You're like, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
My dad, one time, these kids stole my basketball and
kicked it on the roof and I came home like
crying because it was did.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
You throw a battery ascid on these kids or I
didn't know. Okay, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
No they threw at me. Uh and I go and
I'm crying because it was the Pizza Hut basketball that
my dad had just got me, the black one for
like five night.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
It was like black and gray with like little graffiti
on it. It was sick as.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Yeah, it was super fucking cool. And he got it
for me. And he was just out of town for
a while. And I'm like, he got it for me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
He bought two pizzas and got it for free.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Yeah, and then it was like, ah, and I had basketball.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
This yeah, out of town here.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Why didn't you cry about it's amazing when your dad
Because my dad was gone for like weeks at a
time when I was a kid, how much just like
a little piece of ship trinkt from like some truck stop.
But I'm like, this is the coolest thing in the
fucking world.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Here's some grass.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
This is from South Dakota. Oh my god, this is
from the great Planes.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
This is gonna make a necklace.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
And so he came I think I've told this story
on the podcast where he came over to these kids
and was like, get my son. His ball, and they're like, no,
fuck off, and my dad's like, go get it, and
he's like, what are you gonna do? And the kid
pushed him, and my dad just fucking smacked this kid
in the head.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Yeah. If a kid, if a kid puts hands on me,
now that's gonna be a good day. It's a green light. Yeah,
for sure, it's a green light.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Yeah. He was like he was like fourteen. My dad
just like smacked this kid and then grabbed him and
then told him to and then everyone was kind of shocked,
and he's like, climb up on this fucking building and
get my son is basketball. And then he climbed up
it and got me my basketball.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
And so he should have thrown the kid on the roof.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
The kid, you can't do that? Do you not do that?

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
If a kid pushes you, it's self defense. No, it's
a child, like no, no, no, this is a teenager.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Oh you're so a bitch right now, dude. If a kid,
first of all, he just stole your son's property, kicked
it on the roof, he's his shithead. You come over,
you ask him to get to get it down. He
says no, you ask him again. He shoves you and says,
get the fuck out of here. You're allowed to close
fist paunch him in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
That it's important.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
I would have taken the kid's shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Now he went open he went open hands. Yeah, he
went open hand. He did these. Yeah, he murdered the
kid bare bottoms face, so he opened hands. That being said,
you guys have seen my dad's hands. Those are some
thick paws. Yeah, those are probably hurt quite a bit.
But but then he got the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Well sure, I mean, man, I don't know. I don't
know about the hitting.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Dude, I'm gonna I'm gonna beat the ship out of children,
not mine.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
I'm not mine, mark his words, not mine.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Bring your Dad to School Day is just the royal
rumble for Adam. I'll just take my hands up before
he just comes fucking swallow up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
He's like, all right, I do for a living.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
You just point to me who the homies are.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
But I do that in middle school. By the time
they get to high school, I'm out the game, dad, Right, high.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
School they learn wrestling and shit, yeah, that would.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
Be the coolest Bring your dad to school day. You
get your ass beat in front of the class.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Rough by the way, if a teenager starts fighting you
in front of your kids, what do you do. You
have to fight.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
You have to fight, you have to win.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
And even if you get your ass whooped, you have
to bite that kid.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
You have to head butt, you have to dropkick.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
You absolutely cannot lose that fight. You have to. If
you're going to lose that fight, you have to find
a way to murder that child.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Yes, because you will no longer be the dad of
your household.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Your kid will take your car.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
It's worth it's worth a lifetime in prison because you
gained your child's respect. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
And by the way, the judge who's at the hearing
is ever they're the trial, He'll go, so.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
No, get it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
This is a kid, and you're in front of your
own child.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
In front of your own child, and you were going
to lose the fight. Yeah, and you're like I was,
So you had to grab that shank and stab him
in the neck.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
You brought that bottle and then proceeded a jab it
into his throat.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
You had to. You had to kid did die? He
did die?

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Yeah, he did, he did.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
But you were in front of your kid.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Yeah, I went in front of my kid and he did.
He released a noise that was pretty scary as he
was dying death rattle, laying on top of me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Like the judge just hits you at the wink. Who's like,
I think we can wrap this up early.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
Yeah, he had just shoved my face in the mud.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
I looked like a kind of embarrassed me, so worth
murdering him.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
He actually pulled my pants down. He pantsed me and
my son saw my own day.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
He bare bottom spanked me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
And because I was fighting, it was a little retracted.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Usually if I know my kid is coming and was
going to walk in, I kind of get a little
blood in it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Just usually like to squeeze if my kids around, I
know he's gonna see dick, I usually like to squeeze
my dick.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
Like to warm it up, like to float it around.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
Of course, defendant, of course, defendant or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
And allegedly I murdered it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
And the judges is like, I'm with you the whole time.
You sound like you're scared. He don't be.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
All this makes sense. I get it for your time
flies when you're having a great time.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
We still didn't really go in on him about his
favorite meal being lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
That is a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
What yeah, Kyle, what is Adam's favorite meal is lunch?

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
What are you fucking in kindergarten?

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
You know the thing they invented brunch. They invented brunch
because lunch was so fucking sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
Okay, well we've gone over this. We've gone over this.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
Is every day.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
This is like, your choices are? What?

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
What are your choices? You know what your choices are? Breakfast, lunch, dinner,
and fourth meal.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
It's my favorite time to eat. It's not I'm not
talking about like only club sandwiches. I'm talking it's my
favorite time to eat. I would rather eat in the
middle of the day and eat a big, awesome meal
no matter what it is, whether it's eggs or steak
or cheeseburgers, those are the three things I eat. Uh

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he eat it in the middle of the day. That's
my favorite time to eat food. Dude. I think lunch rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
I think lunch is the best because it is the most.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
I'm sorry for you. Do you think lunch is the
best too?

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Absolutely? Unst idiots you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Are, because I'm actually trying to process this real time
in the moment, and I actually don't think breakfast winds.
I don't think dinner winds. I don't think fourth meal wins.
I think it's lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Okay, yeah, fucking idiots.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
You guys are the dartest people. I know, what's yours?
What's your rebus? Well, fourth meal is the best. There's
never been a time where food has tasted better.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
That's a dirty, dirty meal.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
No, yeah, that's nasty. That's like you got some fucking
shit you gotta clean up.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Yeah, you're you're a garbage person due obviously garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Late like a late dinner, like nine o'clock. You're in
New York City, You're getting a drink, you're getting something
like a steak.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Maybe you're so romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Well sure, yeah, I guess. I guess if like geographically
you are in New York City, or.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
I'm in fucking Montanes and I'm outdoor at this like
outdoor barbecue place, and like they come up and they
give me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Every day life. We're not talking like a special Why
are we talking about talking anything on Tuesday? I'm talking
every day.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Fine. I get home, I kiss my children and they go,
you know what, there's some food on the stove, and
I go, fuck, yeah, lunch blows lunch is a rush.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
All right, Hey, yumy, You're wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
I'm not what's the best I want what's the best
lunch meal? What's the best lunch meal?

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Go sandwich eggs?

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Like I said, you don't have to. I'm not talking
about the food that you eat during the during the
meal time.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
Your your favorite thing last time was you were like, yeah,
sometimes you can have breakfast for lunch, and I'm like,
you had breakfast late, homie.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
You can have dinner for lunch. That's what's great about.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
But nobody does. There's no one's ever said I'm having
lunch for dinner. Ever, they say I'm having breakfast for lunch.
I'm having breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
You do all the time. You have a sandwich for dinner,
sandwiches for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
Fuck why not having a sandwich? Having a sandwich for
a dinner is like a low point if you're like, well,
I'll just make a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Hey guess what, Kyle. Yeah, I'd like to give you
flowers for coming back on the podcast for the sixth
and NISO. Everyone's very excited for being here. I agree
uh with you that lunch is the best. Thank you
for standing up for me when durs is attacking me
for no reason.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
Well, it's just uncalled for it, it's uncalled for.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
There are there are four years, maybe eight years in
your life where lunch is the best meal.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
Well what about school, like school lunch was.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
I was just gonna say. I was just there are
four to eight years where lunch is the best and
that's it. After school, you can finally have a good dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
No fuck dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
I hated dinner. You gotta go sit with your family.
I'd rather sit with my homies.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Yeah, that's true. Duies just clarified this.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Okay, So you're you're at work, right, So we're all
we're all working actors and Kyle is a working director. Yeah,
when you are working and it's a long day, it's
a twelve fourteen hour day. And in the middle of
the day they give you an hour break.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
Thirty minutes after the last man normally results in an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
In about an hour, and then you get the biggest
fucking meal and you get you get everything. You get
the chicken, you get, the beef, you get the shrimp, bee,
you make yourself a big salad, beats a pizza. You
have fucking everything that you want, and you get to
take your shoes off, and you get to take off
those leather pants that Kelvin wears on the Righteous Gemstones

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coming back this Sunday Beats of Pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Let me tell you, Let me tell you about real life, Adam.
You're talking about being a movie star. Yeah, okay, when
I was a telephone.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
I'm talking about I'm talking about my life, dude. This
is the only life I know.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
But we're not saying what your favorite is. We're arguing
what the best meal is, not what your favorite meal is.
You could say your favorite meals fucking nine thirty two
in the morning, and we go, that's breakfast. You go,
no breakfasts earlier. We're not talking about you were talking
about what is the best Now again, when you have
when you're a real person, you don't have a trailer

(01:39:28):
to go to, you don't have this fucking spread of
everything that's insane. Sometimes you got thirty minutes to go
to L Poyo Logo and get a B R C
burrito because that's all you can do.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
Fucking box day.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
By the way, I would love that, My god, I
love Sandy Hook. I think that was the elementary school, right,
the super sad One the school shooting.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
They were all sad.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Just for the record, Yeah, they're all sad, but that
was really super little kids. Horrific.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
My girlfriend at the time caught me. I was in
the bathroom and i just got out of the shower
and I'm looking at myself in the mirror and I'm
like kidding, and I'm thinking about it, and then I
like played the scenario out of my head.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
As if your teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Yeah, it's a teacher and he comes around the corner
and I got him in a chokehold, and I'm like
and I'm playing this out in front of the mirror,
and she walks in on me choking out an air
like the air, and She's like, what the fuck are
you doing? And I'm like, Sandy hook, I'm killing I'm
killing the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
We need you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
And then and then she was like, uh, okay, she
got it. Yeah, I think she knew me well enough.
That was like, oh, yeah, that all that checks out.
You're just uh choking out this this air terrorist school.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Did they ever catch the sandy? They caught the guy.
He didn't kill himself. I don't know shit about it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
I thought I thought they caught him.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Well, no, remember, because one of the conspiracies is that
people claim it wasn't real.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
It was like, yeah, those guys, yeah, crazy christ. You
imagine being one of those parents and they're like it
wasn't real, and you're like, yeah, I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
That's I think they had to sue Homeboy.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Yeah, Alex Job, Yeah, and he had to pay like
a ton tons of money. The only other way that
I'd feel comfortable murdering someone is if my child was
murdered during Sandy Hook and then someone said it was
a conspiracy theory, then I would.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Just be like, go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
Then I'm like, then I get a murder that guy
now too. It was kind of cool watching them, like
seeing how hard they worked. Yeah. Man, Like when we
get together and we're writing something together, we're developing a
project together. We get together, Let's say we have four hours,
we bullshit for two and a half hours, work for
one hour, and then bullshit for another thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
We're a good time guys.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
When they like literally would get there and they were
working and just talking music for ten hours straight every day.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
And it's truly because they have no distractions, like other
than each other. Like they're stuck in this room. You
can't look down on your phone, check Twitter or whatever
where you're just fucking in a fucking box together.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Yeah, but we wouldn't. We would kind of have a
no phone's rule in the writer's from a Workaholics, not
like not like a hard fast rule, but it'd be like,
maybe don't be on your phone while we're trying to
break the story. And we would still just bullshit about
Arrowb's from the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Mission Drift, Mission Drift.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
It reminded me of the Workahowks writers who or any
writers like really it was. It was kind of like
reminiscent of that where it's just like watching the creative
process is truly something fucking sweet dude when it works.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
Yeah, I do agree. I did like that about it,
but I was just like, oh, I don't know if
I need like nine hours.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Like what would my mom take away from that documentary?
She would probably be like Snoozeville ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
I don't understand why, Well, it's not informational. You're right,
you're just absorbing it. You are just kind of absorbing
footage and watching this I got to hear more about
Blake's mom not absorbing us.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
I feel like your mom is the generation too, actually,
like the Beatles like my generation. I want to hear
what like the Stallion's creative process? Can we sit in
or like what is what is Chingy's like? What did
he go through?

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
What did Chingy go through when he's doing right there?

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
What was his headspace?

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
Would we like the way he did that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Where was Hurricane Chris walking it out?

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
What's up with Ja Kwan?

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
And I guess that's why I was like, I'm not
I like really only know that one. George Harrison s.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Yes, that would be very weird if you don't know
the Beatles catalog. Then when they make up this iconic song,
you're not going like, holy shit, that's when Paul made
up that song, but you're like, this could be it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Well, it was inspiring in the way that, like a
lot of them started off like real shitty, and you're
just like, oh, yeah, like, I guess if you do
work super hard at something, you can make it much better.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Because yeah, but that's everything exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
And Kyle's back. Let's see, let's see how many episodes
he sticks around? Now back to Yah again.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Al Right, so this is the second episode.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Yeah, I guess we're going second, but we're going to
over and under seven now, so we will see.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
I'm gonna go under. I'm going under for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
See you wait, what are you guys at?

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
I can I can do this?

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
Were you at?

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Or you just you completed two episodes? We're saying over
under seven?

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
He looks Spence already to me, what are you saying? Adham?

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
I believe it will be under, but you know, i'd
like for you to prove me wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
All right, durs under for sure?

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Oh cool, let's go Blake, Blake. I think he's in
it for the long haul.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
Oh really?

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
Oh very good?

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Okay, cool, make it interesting, very good, Okay, very good.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Hey, you know, the last time I thought that was
just before he quit. But I like your attitude. There'll
be a lot of quitting. I'll be quitting a bunch.
It's all good.

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Adds dynamics to an otherwise flat podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Kyle, do you have any takebacks?

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
No? No, I'm good, Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
You have it take backs like at a larger scale.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
None whatsoever? Absolutely none. I'm sorry. I think you're leading
me on something, but I have nothing to take back
at all. I'm just plowing forward at a rapid pace.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
All right, and that's another episode.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
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