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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Word's part to be over.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Welcome back.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It just blew a booger on my microphone.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh god, Oh, Cole's back, baby.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Look at these people? Look, Adam, is that just that
stuff you were drinking last week? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm back on the saw, sang.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Did you send on a flavor of blueberry? Or what's
this one?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
This is more of like a raspberry man?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Were you thinking about it all week? Guys?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Guys, I joined the USA Pickleball Association.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Association? I joined?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I joined, And the reason I joined is because I'm
gonna to try and start competing in tournaments.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Dude. Wow, I'm so into this.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Can I tell you something, Kyle. I'm so worried for
you because I remember thinking I was in college. I
remember being like, I'm pretty good at badminton, Like in
high school, we played it a bunch. I was always badminton,
maybe the best in our gym class. And then my homie,
uh too, Alex. We would go to open badminton at
(01:28):
Wisconsin and go to these gyms and we would play
each other and it was fucking It was a good time.
We had fun. And then these dudes from Asia, where
it's a real sport that a lot of people play,
were like, do you guys want to play doubles? And
we were like, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, we will destroyed us.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Well, yeah, I'm I'm completely planning on getting my ass
handed to me on a silver platter.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Baby, Okay, And is that fun? Well, I got to
start somewhere.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I'm I'm in a long game here to try and
like be professional by like mid fifties, you know, so
I have like fifteen years to like get through all
the ranks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, that's true. That is a long That is a
long long time.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, it's I'm not I'm not in a rush. I'm
very much just kind of like gonna start seeing if
the world is for me.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I had to. Have you looked watched any competitions? Have
you looked at any level of play outside of like
the people you're playing with in Toronto and Our Homies
sixty year old Parents? Have you looked outside of that?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, which, by the way, I did play Our Homies
sixty year Old Parents and I got stomped the other day. Right,
sixty year old parents sixty five? I think they're sixty
five to go. You gotta be part of the association, now.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, so fucking high.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm gonna take a couple of deep breaths here.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh a right, everybody taking.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
That's a baseline right there, let's take some deep breass.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Did you see the uh? It was like a high
school uh sort of talent show or something, and they
did that riff and the school lost their fucking.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Mind crazy, Like was it during like a marching band
thing or was it like a talent show.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, it was like it was like a pep rally
or something, and like the band was performing and then
they just go boom boom boom.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
In the school.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What's dope is that the teachers you can't out yourself,
you can't be like, you can't do because then everyone's like, well,
how do you know what that is?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't know, it's just it's that parliament.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But then one teacher, he might have been the vice principal.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Pulled his cock out, was like that, okay, can we
cut the commercial?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Pulled his cockown just started cranking down.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
It was on the video it was like a Pavlovian response.
He just started the uncontrollably, like.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
He couldn't help himself. You just heard the noise and
just try to cranking down. You gotta watch the video.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Because as we've established, those teachers are generally just the
time trying to fuck students.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
What what that's our education system?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What's we've established that?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, we've established I mean this might have been when
Kyle was on his sabbatical.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
But yeah, hiatus, Yeah he was high as high as fuck.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We've established that kids are too fucking sexy dudes, and
it's not these teachers faults. They can't have them.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So and Adam, can I give you a shout out
because you said it just kind of you said it
a little bit now and you said it before and
I didn't catch it. These kids are getting damn sexy.
Is from a sketch we did way back in the day.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It is it is.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh yeah, what was that? Isn't it the one sketch
we did about a teacher fucking.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yes it was, we did one.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I played a student who my teacher had sex with me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Because you were too fucking sexy.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I was super stoked on it and she was in prison.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well, you know your teacher raped you because like statutory statutory,
early we.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Did a lot of fun rape comedy back in the day.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, yeah, this is this is an interesting thing, but
because it's like this dude just scored with his teacher,
but in the eyes.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Of the law, lady liberty.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And he was like, yes, she raped me, like I
guess twenty times under the bleachers and here she raped
me there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
He was all stoked on it. And then I played
a cool gym teacher with a thick stash. It really worked,
that slash for all all that I could.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, that one mustache that we kept reapplying to your face.
And I bet we had had only one mustache in
our makeup box, right, we had a few maybe too.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I think that was post crossbows and mustaches, so we
I think we had like six or seven.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Dude, we used to have a tackle box, like a
fucking fishing.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Tackle boxboodle that had the mustaches in.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
A makeup any sort of props.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I like, how Blake says, is that the mustache we
kept applying on you like you would just we'd hold
you down and put it on your face again. I'll
never do this character. It's gonna be funny, trust us,
put it on.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Put it on, Adam, You're funnier with the mustache.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Why the way that it moves when you move your
upper lip, it's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, you were doing You had a lot of fun
with that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Which it was, it is. You can do a lot.
We can post that bad God.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I really wish Adam would put in a few years
with a mustache, but he just refuses. What are you
waiting for?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We know, dude, I can't puberty. Yeah, I can't grow mustache.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well, you have like a pencil mustache.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You've got a thick caterpillar on your upper lip. I
got nothing, bud, Mine's wispy as fuck. I look like
a nineteen twenties frenchman.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Man a man, Yeah, you look like the guy from
the art the artist with the one like the dogs,
the dog won the os.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
With a little pencil thin with like a little yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
The artist, Oh, yeah, a little what's what's that one
director's name? What's that guy's name?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
He has a really John Waters?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, John Waters style?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
John?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Can we give flowers to John Waters?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Well now he's gonna die.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh, you're right.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That many fuck him.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Uh Ceial Mom isn't in my top ten greatest movies
of all time? Do you remember my thirty first birthday?
Do you guys remember this?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Can you remind us? Is there a clue?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
What the thirty one blunt salute?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh I remember that?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Hold on.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Blake's like, no, guys, remember when we were doing Workaholics?
As idea what we're talking about that?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I do remember we were on set for Workaholics? Yeah,
we had did we have set deck? Or was it us?
The night before we rolled?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I caught.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I got a hold of a ton of weed and
it was like goons and Isaac stand in and they.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Rolled to say allegedly allegedly employees of ours roll blunts. Yeah,
thirty one of them.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Well, I mean it's California, so.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh yeah, and we blew it and you walked through.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That was the best part was the staging.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It was okay, walks through it, but I build it
out because it was a fucking great birthday. My goodness.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
It was thirty one blunt salute and basically it was
fifteen people standing on one side facing another fifteen people
on the other side.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Right, That's that's all he thinks about now like a
birthday tunnel, like a birthday time.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Right, Yeah, And I was the one, So it was
fifteen fifteen one. Everybody we had to like light them up,
puff puff and we played Cypress Hill. We played fucking
hits from the ball.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I was looking through those books because Kyle's brother, Baby Nute,
Adam nuchek he just dumped a bunch of old photos
on us and there's those photos and I'm like, wait,
was this us wrapping Workholls, because I don't remember Kyle
going through a tunnel. It's definitely from the thirty one
blunt salute.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Adam and I were looking at this this morning. Me
and Baby Nuts were checking it out and I was like,
the fucking thirty one blunt. Everybody took hits and blew
it in the tunnel and I had to walk down
the tunnel and inhale.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Everything that was fucking cool.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You walked hellau proudly like your chin was high and
y dudetam.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
If Instagram was cracking, that would have gone freaking viral, dude. Yeah,
it was a hashtag that was like a hash chat.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Is that how you live?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
It's just weird because now yes, I see everything through
the social media lens.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's that's all he thinks about. Now.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
When we were in Workaholics, it was kind of Instagram
was still kind of new. It wasn't like what everyone
got everything from.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, we were still like using filters and stuff. Yeah,
it's still like a way to make your your photos
look cool and retro.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Yeah, are you talking about like hipstomatic Before it.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Got dude, everybody was hyper just distorting their photos and
everybody thought it was really cool to make everything like kind.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Of sepia, like burnt out.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, it was fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I remember that. God, that was so sick.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
I remember the build up being so big and then
walking down the tunnel with everybody blowing smoke, and it
was like, this is actually fucking living up to the
hype right now, I don't know if I'm stone it
in my own head. This is like one of the
sickest things I've ever done.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Did you peak at that time?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah? That was six Okay, I think.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
That was a peak that was That was definitely a peak.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That was similar to what we would do for like
super Bowl parties. Remember we would uh the night before
the super Bowl because we always threw. We took pride
in our Super Bowl parties.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh we did.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
We always had like a two kegs and then like
the night before, we would roll tons of joints and
we just had like a bowl in the middle of
that leather ottoman from my dad that traveled from house
to house with us. It was an indestructible leather automan,
and we just had a bowl with with joints. Yeah,
(10:46):
like just take it if you want.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
This was like Adam's blow. He was like, it's going
to be like blow.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Those Super Bowl parties were so insane. We got so
fucked up. I hardly even remember half of the games.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
We used to like wire TVs all over the house,
like put one out in the backyard, put one in
this room, and set it.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
All up like we were a fucking bar.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, and this is the.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Way it was. Super dope.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I worked out a service deli and that's I mean,
that was my job too. I just like cleaned up
after people. And it's just me climbing into a rotissery
chicken machine, that giant machine that just like twirls around
sixty rotissery chickens at a time, and just me climbing
inside of it at night and scrubbing it. And I'm like,
I'm getting paid seven dollars and fifteen cents for this.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Adam's in there like a human terrier, just like they
just send you into.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Fucking get it out there like a little bomb dog.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Totally, dude. And then but how much we did you
smoke in the freezer? That was the best part of
the gig because we would go in the freezer and
smoke weed and then come out and there'd be a
long ass line for sandwiches because obviously it's lunchtime, not
a great time for us to go smoke weed in
the freezer. And you come out and I'm making a
sandwich for someone and I'm too stoned, and I remember
(12:02):
there they were like, you know, they're telling me, like, no,
that's not the kind of cheese it comes with the
Monterey Jack. And I'm like, I'm sorry. And I sliced
my finger open, the tip of my finger, and it
was the tip of my finger and it's just like squirting.
It's like a cartoon squirt of blood that's coming out,
and I bleed all over this person's sandwich. And I'm
(12:23):
too stoned and I don't want them to like know
that I'm bleeding and obviously there's blood everywhere.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
This is.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I just start to like wrap it up like I'm
going to give it to him. The person's like, what
the fuck you can't give me that sandwich? And it
goes and then I try to act like I wasn't
bleeding and I go why and he goes, there's blood everywhere.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Ketchup and the crow bullseye. Brother, that's so wild that
you would smoke weed in the freezer because we did
that too. We had a code where we say say,
hey man, you want to go to Russia, and that
man go into the giant freezers and you had to
these giant like fur coats on to go in there
because they were massive walking for you.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Look like the guys with spies like us exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So I just going. So I'd like having a code
word that brings up more questions, like if you're doing
it in front of your boss, you like, you want
to go to Russia and the boss is like what
they're smoking?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Like the trash or do the dishes stock?
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Is this?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Like posts nine to eleven, They're like, we think he's
a sleep or.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Cell Okay, Yeah, they're like, wait a minute, we've got
some terrorists working for us. Holy shit, what a.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Week it's been.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's been one week. You looked at me.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Naked? Is that bear naked?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's bare naked? Ladies?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
How much of that song can you do?
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Chick It China, China, the Chinese Chicken. You have a
drumstick in your brain sticking next year and then and then,
and then it kind of fades out.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
One of the lyrics watching I didn't love that song.
I didn't uh, I did not love that one.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh wait, yeah, that seems like an Adam song. Yeah,
one million per.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
It definitely seems like it should have been up my alley.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You might want to.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Revisit that, like that's a homecoming dance solo Adam Devine song,
Come On Situation. Yes, here's what it was.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Here's what it was. Basically, it was already it was
co opted by by another kid and it was his
song and he was always.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Nemesis.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
He was always doing it and it was admittedly it
was pretty annoying when he did it, so it turned
me off on the song. I dodged that bullet.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Move, Adam. I'm trying to watch him dance.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I would have been the annoying guy doing it. I
know I would have, So I'm glad I dodged that bullet.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
They just wheeled you down the stairs. They're like, dance.
Just pushed your wheelchair down the stairs to go watch they.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Could dance. They know I could dance because they they've
seen me at different dances and weddings, and they know
that the talent scouts are out there.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
This is getting dark. I'm sorry we said it.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Hey, I got a history of taking off my shirt.
Yummy dude. That is the most Canadian ass song and
Canada loves. They like to perform at Olympics.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
We put that song in Shadows with season three when
the vampires were like trying to be human like and
there's so funny, some fantastic scenes with it.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
That song, I got a history of taking off my shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It's a funny songs, funny song. It's not my favorite song.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
There's three quotes. We know it's it's got a weird
spot in your life.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I feel like it was them and Bloodhound Gang. We're
going at it for like funniest.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Onehound Gang was super funny, way better.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Well, Bloodhound Gang is do it like animals or mammals?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, yeah, Discovery Channel.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like we do when the Discovery Channel.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
No, it was they were both like it was like
a time before irony, right? Is that what it was like?
People were actually liking those songs?
Speaker 5 (16:15):
No, Blake, irony is as old as time. Okay for irony?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Irony? What you thought it was?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You thought eight irony?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Didn't it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yes, okay, admit the apple as a joke.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I'm aware that irony existed, but it wasn't eat a bit.
Nobody was rocking. Actually, I don't know, because like Kyle,
you wore like a cocoa cocoa puff shirt from.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
A hot topic?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Was that, ironically? Was that the birth of iron irony?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Like with Kyle and his cocoa puff Well, I think
like more like the spam shirt was probably more like
the spam shirt was the birth of that sum the
birth of that.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Maybe we're the generation that really like embraced like the
ironic nature of consumer itself.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
How do we go to a dog show? I want
to go so bad.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I used to go to dog shows as a kid.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Like you act like it's the craziest thing. In the world.
You could just go to a dog show.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's on ESPN like five times a year.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
They're at convention centers.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Usually I want to go so bad. I want to go.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Evidently you don't want to go that bad, or else
you would have already gone, because they're very easy to
go to.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, it's pretty easy.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I did not know that. I didn't know it was
a thing until until Corona happened. That' saw it on
TV and I'm like, this looks so fucking fun these dogs.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
You didn't know what about Best in Show?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
What did you think Best in Show was about? You
thought that was a made up world?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
He watched out with his eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You Lose You Blake and a Lie, a Little Fibaru.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
That movie's so good. Flowers to that.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I thought it was super niche I didn't realize like
these were. This was an ESPN event and there's like
actually an audience for it. I didn't know that that
was something you could do. I thought you had to
be a part of the show or invited.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I didn't even know that was something that was real.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Can you just stroll up as like an audience member
and smoke weed? But you're just talking about watching though, right,
But I'm talking watching.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
But oh yeah, you'd buy a ticket.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
If you gave me five years, I'll be the best watcher.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Dude, bird watching? Can you go pro with that? Can
you be a pro bird watcher?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Because I gotta be all in. I gotta be passionate
about it.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Like, and you love dogs.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I loved dogs as a kid. My wife's allergic, and
now I hate dogs because I know that if I
pet a dog and I go home and then my
wife's like, were you and a dog?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You have to hate it?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
This is like your man caves has nothing in his
life that brings some joy.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Is you have the coolest backstory to become a pro
real dog show dude. Because it's basically like you're sneaking
away to train this dog at night.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Yep, yeah you're keeping you keep your dog in your
man cave because yeah, you're like, it's allergic, but that's
how you get away.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
You have to get in a hazard suit to trim
it and stuff. It's like a you're the dark horse.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
He does the Gatica shower after training twelve monkeys getting scrubbed,
twelve monkeys getting scrubbed down.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Where the fuck have you been? Where have you been?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What are these scratches about? Honey? What the fuck are
these scratches about?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Bristles from uh?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I was cleaning the other day, hanging out with Blake.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I had to comb Blake.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
He got the claws out, man.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Through some rose gardens.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do you guys remember when my mom remember Girls Gone Wild?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah, that's the VH.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Well, I don't know. I'm not getting this.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
That's not it, but exactly could play it for people.
We'll post it.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
We need to find that the Girl's Gone Wild deep
song was a free noise, a free sound.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
And steel drums kind of Yeah, my.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Mom just liked this song and it was her ring
tone for years.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Well, hang on, hang on, because I think you're weird wild.
The way you're describing confusing. You're you're saying your mom
liked the Girl's Gone Wild song. She didn't know it
was that song. She picked that.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
No, my mom's horny as fuck.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
You. We know you come from a long line of sluts.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
His mom was on a mailing list where she had
Jerry Springer too hot for TV.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
She wrestling bea She's a huge bum. Fights person.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
No, my mom just heard it on her on like
her phone of free ring tones exactly, and my mom's
chief didn't want to buy a ring tone. I get it.
And she just liked that steel drum noise. It reminded
her of the Caribbean.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
No, there's a reason it's a hit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And then she but you would play you know, it
was her ring Tom who would go off all the time,
and it was the Girl's Gone Wild theme song.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And what's crazy now is that it's come full circle
because you and Joe Francis vacation.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
A lot together.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Right.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Cut the commercial friends commercials.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
You guys play pickleball together, right right? Commercials? I done
wild with him?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, I finally picked up pickleball and didn't do it
with my.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Homie cor Pickle gone wild, bro, Me.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
And him get wild. We've gone wild with us Bilzarian, uh,
Jeremy Piven and other local creeps.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Hey, whoa.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
We hold ourselves accountable as we always have.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Okay, bit's smell account All right, all right.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's science.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
We talk about talk about you.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Oh yeah, let me let's talk about his glasses. What
the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Are you wearing like Kelvin Gemstone fashion glasses or what
are you doing?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, man, I'm here. I'm trying to wrap your show. Bro,
everybody watch righteous gemstones.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
On h don't do that. That's not what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Why are you wearing Why are you wearing them?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
For real?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Though it was for an audition, they were just right
here I picked them up. But I'm on having a
goof Okay, I'm having a little fun.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
You look good boy, Well, I'm gonna take the angle.
I'm gonna take the road in the highway. If you
look good boy, love that road.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I agree. I would love to wear glasses. I wish
my eyes were fucked up.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Wow, be careful what you wish for.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I wish my eyes were stabbed out by hot nine
hot spikes, pokers, pokers.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Very very hot spikes. Okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
If that gave me an excuse to wear glasses, I
would take.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That because of how good you look, because of the
highway I chose.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I love the way I look in glasses.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Are those your little Riches's fish and poorium glasses?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
They are?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
These glasses were my well, they were basically We've talked
about Teddy several times on the pod, but he wore
a similar glass and he gave me his old glasses.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
He needed them for vision's sake, yes.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
But when he upgraded his glasses, he gave me his
old ones because I love them so much. But these
aren't even them. These are just kind of like replicas
of them that got from Costo.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
The lenses are knocked out, right.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Well, I popped them out for the audition. I did
because the ring light was showing.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Right, very professional And what was this cool audition?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Did you do? I don't know if I'm allowed to
say underground?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, you can't talk about ship. Adam wants to know
because he didn't get sentient and he's like, well, what's
going on?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
It was big too, it was big guys and light
someone up. I'm not gonna get it, he man, I
would love to do it.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I'm pissed.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
That's a good feeling where you're like, hey, took all
yesterday to study that, did it today?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Not gonna twelve pages? Twelve pages?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Really have to have that? That's damn twelve page audition,
play boy, Damn yeah, da damn son that's heavy.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah no, now no, Ever since the freaking pandemic happened,
auditions are beginning longer. Has anybody noticed that I've been
getting three scenes, four scenes? I'm like, you get one
to two scenes?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Brother, Hey, when you print them out and there real
heavy like that.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Yeah, you can do three, you can do three, you
can do three scenes.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Come on now, beginning, beginning, middle, and end.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, you want to see my range of emotion? I
get it in character? Can I go here? Can I
go there? Give me ar you don't need four scenes' I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Saying three scenes. I'm saying three scenes is fine at most.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No, I want two?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Sure, fine at most, fine too, at most, Dolby sound
at most.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I mean, come on, yeah, come on, people, or just
like watch everything Blake's done before or that. Guys, Hollywood,
listen up. He's not auditioning anymore. All right, he's past it.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Okay, offer only you want him.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
To cut the hair, you'll cut the hair, Marcket.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
It's gonna cost a little bit of money, okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Have we talked about that? You've got a price tag
on your locks?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
We've talked about it, but I don't think, I mean,
I've never given it an official answer.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Let's do that now. So everyone out there in Hollywood
knows what's the price tag for the hair to go?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Okay, So, like it's frustrating because I watch movies like
Licorice Pizza right where I'm like, I feel like my
hair shouldn't be a deterrent for casting me because it's
like an era piece, right, So, like, how come like
first thought of these like directors aren't like, oh, we're
making something in the seventies or sixties, like, let's go
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straight to Blake. He's got the hair already.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well, well, Blake. What they their mindset is, I want
a good actor and then we can grow his hair out. Yeah.
They work their way back that way. They don't go
for some shitty ass.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Regular guy, somebody who can memorize a couple pages.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You don't think they hair first?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
All right, get me everybody with hair pastor chin out here?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Well okay, So but you know, going along with that,
I think I would. It's not so much what I
cut my hair for money. I think I would cut
my hair for like if someone who I respected, like
as far as like directorially or and who is that?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Who would So if PTA asked you, you'd be like, yes,
is that what you're saying, pizza.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Boy, I would highly consider it. I would highly consider it.
I think Thomas Anderson, everything he does, I would be
honored to be a part of it. All looks great.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Who are you holding above Paul Thomas Anderson, the Cohen Brothers. Okay,
so Coen Brothers, Macbeth. I should have been Macbeth. I
don't know why Denzel got it. You got that breath.
That's why.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
That's all I kept thinking, is like, bro I did
it with Andy Dick.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Fuck, that's what mcbreth is from.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yes, there is my scene work with with Andy Dick.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
So good. Oh that is such a great fucking episode.
Would you rather be in a movie with Denzel Washington
or Andy Dick?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Go, there's one person that I know I could be.
I don't know. Andy's a little problematic, but I love him.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
He's a god.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
He's a god.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
WHOA wait, I'm You're more sure of being in a
movie with Denzel Washington than Andy Dick. Andy Dick, you
got to wrangle him in. Denzel's going to be there
on the day.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah. If I were to get cast in a movie
with Denzel, that would be insane. I imagine he heard.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
You cut your hair. Okay, okay, okay, that's dedication before.
Can I see what it looked like?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
It was really nice hair.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
You had some long hair for eight years? Wow, this
is you? This is you? Okay, okay, eight years.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
What you think you've had? You think you've only had
that hair for eight years? Hasn't it been over a decade?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I mean, yeah, it's getting up there now.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
He says, this hair, this one hair he's had for
eight years. I've had his hair, his hair. I been.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I worked at it. It was a grocery store. I
worked at Pavilions.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Was that when you were a scab by the way,
because you know I was a scab?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
I thought you were a scab of Pavilions.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah it no, no, no, no, I would start a picket. Sorry, dude,
I'm a union member. And I was out there with
I got my take back and you yes, and Zach
and my roommates were scabs. They were like, how much
can we get paid? And I'm like, it's like fifteen
dollars they're paying these scabs.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Like, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
It was an apartment.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
So my roommates we rode in the same car to work.
I would go stand outside of the picket line and
then they would cross the picket line and go inside,
like for like double what we got paid to do
the same word.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
You're like, I'll see you in Russia, right, Yeah, but
you get it. You know that's so.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
But by the way, dude, striking for like when you're
like eighteen nineteen years old and you're already getting paid
minimum wage, so it's like it doesn't matter that much
and you still got paid for a few weeks because
you paid into the union. Was fucking awesome because all
you did was smoke weed in a parking lot. We
would drink forties and my buddy's Conversion Vane and then
(29:16):
just and then just Hacky Sack played frisbee in the
parking lot and hold a sign. I'm like, this is
a really gig.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
But the old moms and dads that work there, like, yeah,
it was sad for that.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
It's touch and go.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Here, dude, Well, context is everything.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
You're like, cats, do you want to get in on
this cipher?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I mean that, Hey, we're freestyle rapping over.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Here, you hack Do you want to go to Russia? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Dude, that was wow. When was that that was like
cal It was pretty serious during uh, like in California
in when was that like the two thousands. It was
right when I moved to LA five.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
It was the early two thousand. It was like two
thousand and three or four oh four, Yeah, it was.
It was before I moved out to LA I was
still down in I was still down in Orange County.
So it's two thousand and three and there was a
huge strike with all the grocery store employees, and I
just remember like for me, it was just like, okay,
we're going on strike. The union tells us to go
(30:11):
on strike. I'm just holding a sign. I'm nineteen years old.
I don't give a shit. Like I'm like, okay, yeah, sure,
they just get paid more.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
This is all above my head. And some guy just
teed off on me.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
And You're like people will be looking at me.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah totally. I'm like there will be a crowd and
you're showing up something. Guy just teed off on me
and was like he was like, fuck you, motherfucker, Like
you don't deserve oh you think you deserve fifteen dollars
an hour to beg fucking groceries? You piece of shit,
and I'm like, I don't I don't think that. I
don't know. I'm just holding a sign.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Oh beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I was like fine making that whatever eight dollars I
was making, you know, I'm just it's just they told
me to go on strike. But people were so riled up.
People get so wild, dude, that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I remember kind of not. I was like, what twenty
three or something, and just going shopping for groceries on
my own for kind of the first time as a
young man, and they're like picketing and I'm walking past it,
like I don't know. I just need ice creams and
some fucking eggo waffles.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Excuse, just need Arizona tea, yeah, block of cheddar, and
I need a giant I need some stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I need some stir a couple of hot pockets, du tape.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
This bro got his ass beat for frozen pizza.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
But that that grocery store was dope. There's all because
it was Newport Coast, so there's all kinds of celebrities
that would come in.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
For example, I.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Remember Elizabeth Hurley was shopping there and shagga delic, very
very shaga delic.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I would never ever have sex with you.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Were you like, what's your favorite city in Texas?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Walked through the freezer section and then came right over
to my section nipped out. I was. I was on
the moon, dude, She's like a fembot.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I was.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I was like, take me to rest shack, and no
one understood what I was talking about.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Right, right, right, even you used it wrong in this instance.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Right. I had one friend who his mom dropped us
off at a mall and it was we went up
to we went hit Sparrow for the first time when
I was like, damn.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
There's about nine years old. That seems so young.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh my god. And there was like a glass elevator
for the first time.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Oh my god, what the hell this glass elevator.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I'm a generation X, so it's just just different.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
You're like a real working elevator. It's not a Pulley system.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
But listen, where's the operator? Was there glass elevators in
nineteen eighty nine or whatever or nineteen ninety a glass
elevator was like a whole new thing. Yeah, yeah, you're
not wrong. That was cool.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Like when you could see yourself going up and down.
That's fucking so.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Are you guys eighty years old?
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Like I'm just shut the elevator, like shut the lock up,
like shut You're.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
As old as all of us. Okay, you're this, we're the.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Same age and the fact that you can't understand and
like put your mind in the place where you can
get off on a fucking glass elevator.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Blake has been swallowing his his teenage kool aid for
two for too long, where he's like, I was just
I was, I was Actually I'm only fourteen years old
right now.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is what I'm saying,
never a upside down.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I grew up loving little YACHTI and and little Sam,
all the little.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Hey shout out little Sam.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
No, dude, I never had it in my It's actually
a huge influence on me coming up second grade.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Fucking glass elevator. That was just an elevator.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Wait, no, fuck off, what the fuck are you talking about.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
I remember seeing it and be having my mind blown.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Fuck you dude, what No, I'm I'm I'm with the
three of us.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
This is fucking actually making me upset.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I remember being at a double Tree. I remember you
had a double Tree in Waterloo, Iowa as a young boy,
and there was it was like a big like glass
elevator that we go right up the middle, and I
remember just being like, this is fucking.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Insane future Lincolnwood Town Center.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Like I'm like, why don't they make all elevators like this?
Speaker 5 (34:32):
It's not even about it's it's like it doesn't even
matter when it came out, you know what I mean, Like,
right now, I could get on a glass elevator and
watch myself go up and fucking tell it. And I'm like,
this is dope. I'm being risen by a mechanized Kyle.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'm with you. I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Kyle was raised by a glass elevator. I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
But something, but something, We're a little different. In the
early in the early nineties when the glass elevators really
came him on this scene, Blake, I don't know, I
don't know how you're not getting involved with this, dude,
we're talking the nineties, man, glass elevator.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Did anybody beat off in a glass elevator?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
You could spy at people, You could spy on people
in the glass elevators.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
When you would see a couple making out and you
mean on the floor, and you're like, they're making out
in the elevator.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You just have to beat off off, bro, You're beating off.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Thank you God.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
That's the first glass elevator I was in. The first
one I ever saw was in Commando starring Arnold Warzenegger
when he's in the chase scene in the mall.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
My w why do you guys have such a fucking
memory for glass elevators?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
It was the future, dude. Yeah, this is big ship right.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
It was like seeing an eye.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
It seemed unsafe and yet it was safe.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I just did It wasn't something that amazed me or
tickled my fancy weird. I liked hot topic, dude.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I just I missed mall culture. It's been so long
since I've been in a mall where it just like
everything sort of just smells like the.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Corn or the pretzels, the wetzel pretzels.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Pretzels still is such a hammer, dude.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
That's heartburn, you guys.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Fuck up. There was Orange Julius that was like the
staple of our mall. It was right on the corner.
It was right next to a Mississ Fields. We didn't
have orange Julius. Was just fucking banging that. You get
an orange Julius, you get a Missus Fields cookie and
a couple of hot laps.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Dude, You guys have never been on a mudwalk.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Never been on a mud walk.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
You go to like a legit like muddy swampy area
and you just.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Like a legit one, yes, like a legit like real mud.
We're talking real mud here.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Like literally up to your up to your waist, what
to your waist and you're like trudging and crawling through.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
So you would walk through a literal swamp as a child.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
This was the thing at my summer camp where you
would go on a mud walk right through. This is
in Michigan. So it's like it's not a swamp as
much as it is just fucking dank, muddy like uh woods.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Right, but there's like all kinds of snakes and ship
in there, right.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I mean maybe, but not really. It's are you're wearing waiters?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
No, no, that's the whole point. Is you just naked?
Jack your shoes up, hit your pants track off? Oh
you're not naked, Kyle, Uh say naked you jack off?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Wait, so your shoes are getting stuck in the mud.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's getting heavier and people loose shoes. You gotta lace
up super tight. And then you get fully muddy. And
then you walk back because the little mud area was
kind of off campus where the cabins are, and then
you walk back as a cabin you're all muddy. Everybody
sees you and they're like, oh shit, looking crazy. You
like go and hug counselors and all that literal shit.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah yeah, and so like what like the more muddy
you are, the more you think like girls are gonna
like you and exactly like he's crazy, Like, oh my god.
So you're like rubbing mud in your hair. You're like, hey,
what's up Becca or whatever.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Yeah, there's always the one guy who's like who eats
it and of the girls to be like, I'm crazy and.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
They're like yeah no.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
And then you go to the beach part of like
the lake right there, and you all get it in
your clothes and like the mud comes off from commercial.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Was this like a lot a lot of your boots
are huge.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, this is great.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
That's hot, dude.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I like to do it.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
And that's a mud walk and that's when you get new.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
A billion is a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah, it's a ton of money.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
By the way, thank you, because sometimes I'm like, what
is a billion and it's a ton of money?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
How many billionaires are on earth?
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Well there's a more now, right, Like the bell curve
has gotten so that you can achieve bill, you can
achieve a you can.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Get to bill much easy to be way unobtainable.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
But it's not easy. But it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Ever since Homeboy made that song and then.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Crash the jet ski swamp them Gangham style, I want
oh Sean King.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
I want to be a billionaire so bad? Was that
his song?
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, I know that song? Is that him? I don't know?
That's now I'm confusing this suicidal suicidal?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Oh wait, wait, how are we We're burying the headline.
I fucking got jumped and casting what fucking Daniel Radcliffe
is playing weird Al Yankovic in a biofilm. Yeah, it's
the whole fucking reason. I am what I am? Yeah,
(39:27):
the motherfucker swooped me.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
This needs to be an internet campaign. It's it's a
yell campaign. This is not a whisper campaign. This is
a yell campaign.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Hey Blake why don't you eat it?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Hey, I'll tell you right now. This wasn't an audition
for Weird Al's movie.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
It should have been.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
I didn't even get a fucking read.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yes, all all professionalism aside. Do we think Daniel Radcliffe
is the guy.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
You're weird out? I don't know what did he do?
Speaker 5 (39:53):
He might have not done anything I was thinking about.
I don't know what the fuck is going on. I
don't get it.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I don't. I mean, I get it.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Stand that a lot of people who watch that sketch
now have the keys to green lights, especially in a
fucking content. But the Weird Al biopic, but he Weird
was Aaron Paul, I know, but it's based on that.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
There was a stack Aaron Paul.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Sketch that was like it's a time ago, it's a
funny or die sketch called Weird starring Aaron Paul, where
it was a dramatic take directed by Eric Appel from
Workaholics did a couple episodes one or two.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Uh, you guys are that's my impression to have funny
guy and now fucking whatever.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Ten years later, over a decade, there is Roku original
content green lighting that concept for a movie, and Radcliffe
is coming in Roku?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Yes, yes, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Do you think that they're approaching this movie as like
a super hyper serious thing or do you think it's
gonna be a comedy. I'm like, I don't know what
the tone of this movie's about.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
It's gonna be like Forrest Gump tone where there's gonna
be like touching Go moments where it's like you're so
fucking weird and he's like, I'm gonna be weird forever.
It's gonna be like, uhf is gonna be like the
thing and everyone's like it didn't make any money, you know,
and then Michael Richards is gonna be saying like the
N word constantly to like see that up that is
(41:14):
That is the sketch. That's what it is. This is
the way I know.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
That's the sketch.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah, well then they're just gonna do it, but not
tongue in cheek probably.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
I don't just like kind of like doing the Fresh
Prince like reboot in the drama where they're just like
flipping fucking things.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's like, what are these green lights? Is there a
Fresh Prince reboot? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Yes, there's a dramatic. There's an hour long reinterpretation of
the Fresh Prince dramatic.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Is it just called the Prince or something? Maybe it's
called bell Air. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
See that's how you sell it in.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
The room, the Judge's nephew.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
But but, but but but who's green lighting these fucking things?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
It's the people who like laughed and like are like.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Oh, that'd be so funny if that's what I'm saying, Like,
who's got the finger on the button?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
It's the whole world.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
God.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
I used to work down in Newport as well, dude,
I had, uh, I had. I worked at at Vans,
and fucking we had a celebrity sighting once. Dennis Rodman
rolled up in his well.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
He's a Newport legend.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, wow, the Elizabeth Hurley of Man.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah, dude, So evidently the coolest people live there, Dude.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
I remember I had just finished like painting the curb
outside and he rolled up with his hummer and just
put his.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Tire right on it. Legal, his tire right on it. Dog.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah, what were you What color were you painting the curve?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It was Vans.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
I think it was just repainting it because it was Vans.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Bro It was Vans. So you skate outside and the
curve will get kind of fucked. And I guess I
guess corporate probably wanted it painted because they couldn't break. Yeah,
Vans was fucking going big at that point. I can't
have evidence of skateboarding in our parking lot.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Vance is a wild ass company. They've gone like, I mean,
now they've gone nuclear.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
But take five minutes. Go for it.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I mean, you want to talk about Van Doren.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Go after them.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
They have the biggest fucking collaborations. Like out there, it's
like Vans and fucking Disney and stuff. It's like, my god, Yeah,
I feel like, what are they? I feel like Nike
might have bigger collaborations, But.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
I said, like the biggest. I didn't say I hear you.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
I definitely hear you, But they're big allegedly got my
take back.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Let me just let me write down that take back
Van's rocks. Okay, let's search for some scratch paper.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Did you smoke weed anywhere at that store, Kyle? Did
you smoke weed at work?
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Always, yeah, in the back because there was actually like
a little annex you had to you had to stock
shoes up top, so you'd go up the back and
and stock the shoes in the backstock and that's where Russia. Yeah,
it wasn't as cold as Russia, but we used to
like call it like you know the forest shooting. You
want to go to like the forest and be like,
(44:02):
yeah no, just like I used to manage that store.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
So it was like, that's right, how did that happen?
Speaker 5 (44:11):
I was the third key. There was two keys above me,
but I was the third. But like, you opened up
in the morning or something.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yes, sure, I opened up.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
I counted the dough, I counted the inventory, and I said,
we're open.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
All you counted inventory every morning? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Yeah, well not every morning, but you do count it.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, because I opened up a La Costs and they
were like, just be awake. Couldn't do it. Just the way.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
My move would be. I would see a bunch of
hot chicks and then I was I was on that
talk to them, and I wouldn't say that I was
into them because I was too chicken shit to do that.
And I'd go up and be like, hey, what's up,
cute girls, my friend's over there like you, and then
my friends.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
En up talking to them, and then.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
My friends would end up making up with them in
like a changing room out of J. C. Penny.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Okay, so yes, the mall would be the place where
because usually when you were in high school or junior
high or whatever, the girls you talked to were the
girls you went to school with. But the mall was
where all the schools came to one place, so you
would see girls. I was like boys and girls that
you didn't see every day at school.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yes, sure, you'd be like, man, these guys are handsome
from out of the school.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
We can't compete, dude. I remember this vivid look at
those flat brown I met this girl that went to
a different middle school. Right. We were in eighth grade,
go on, and we we were talking and then we
became aol buddies and we would instant message each other.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Right, oh damn.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
And then she told me that she wanted to see
my penis.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Oh damn, get hard.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
So she wanted to see it get.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Hard, and you were like, it's already hard.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
She just like, I've I really want to wait.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
She didn't want to see it hard. She wanted to
see it get hard.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
She wanted to see it get hard. She wanted to
watch it go from soft to harm.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Did you tell her, no, you don't, you don't want
to see that?
Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yeah, no, no, No, she's probably like a scientist now, huh,
but science it's kind of exciting.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
It was a kind of exciting. And then we saw
each other.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
She's a scientist probably now.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, it was cool. I'm sure she's a doctor or
scientist or something.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Yeah, it's very interesting to watch it change.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
I think she's probably on the forefront, uh Fauci probably, uh,
she Danielle Fauci. Then we saw her at a like
a soccer tournament, and I remember thinking, and she came
up and was talking to me, and then I remember
thinking the whole time, like she's gonna want to see me.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Like this, it's science.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It is this soccer tournament. Like she really she was
like someone is me like trying to like wiggle it
in my jeans to try to like make sure it's
not going from completely.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Hard jeans out of soccer tournament. You played soccer.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
And I wasn't playing. I wasn't playing. It was my friends.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
He was there, Scoop and Scoop and ladies.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Wow, there was Scoop and ladies. Yeah, And then and
then obviously nothing happened, but things could go down at
the mall. I had friends make up with girls at
JC Penny changing rooms. Things could happen.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
What that's cool. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Oh that was way cool.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
I definitely feel like I missed out.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Yeah, you didn't do mall culture.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
No, it didn't happen. I mean there was one another
town over, but you would go there to go see movies,
and this was kind of it, or like to go
shopping with your mom, because that was like the department store.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Movies in malls was very weird for me. We didn't
have that growing up. Those were separate. So once I
started seeing movies and malls, I did not understand that.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
You had to toe the line there.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I did not get that.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You didn't fortunate, not for me.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
No, they were separate. Wait what Yeah, those are separate things.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Don't have to shop that should be a Dillard's.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
It just seems like, uh, yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
It seems like you don't want to spend like six
hours at the mall watching a movie and Lord and
Taylor and movies.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Yeah, no, J C. Penny and movie. No, this is
not happening.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
That's not good that is funny. Like as a kid,
as a little boy, like how many things that you
would do that You're like, chicks are loving this, Oh
my god, they're loving.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
For example, oh dude, ludalk like.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Like we used to ride bikes and then just like
just like ride down some stairs in front of girls
and like the ship about me, like riding my bike downstairs.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Because you're Jackhamra.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
But just in your like little little boy brain, you're like, oh,
they're gonna love this. Reagan Brittany, check this shit out. Meanwhile,
it's just me going down six hands.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
You like that?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
You like that? That's pretty crazy, right, not really.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Just skidding out in front of him totally, what's up?
Do you almost hit me?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Hit me?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
I sat on my balls.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
I kind of remember just doing like big jumps down
hills to impress girls.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Like at the top of the hill you just like run,
oh yeah, like in your shoes or on a bike.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
No, like just jumping, like running and like jumping and
you'd get air because it's like you're going down and then.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
You'd roll a little bit and get back up and.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Be like yeah, and in your head you're like that
was insane. It looked like an explosion was going off
behind me.
Speaker 5 (49:32):
Yeah, and you're like, they had to love that, and
you're looking over at them, and then you go get
the hairspray and put it all over your hand and
light it on fire and be like.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Look at me, look at me.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
So you're the guy who ate the mud for sure.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
No, I didn't eat the mud, but I hit myself
on fire. I'm not eating the mud.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Did you guys ever think like, oh, tonight, I'm gonna
get probably super wasted, and then tomorrow I'm gonna wake
up and I'm gonna beat in a fucking porno.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
You know, why weren't there dudes gone mild? Why weren't
they just bros their dicks out and hellericoptering it.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
I guarantee you they were like that's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
There's a one chance that in West Hollywood. The thing
is is we were there. We weren't cute enough to get.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Asked, right.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
It wasn't about being cute. It's just no, you whip
your dicket.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah, it was like, are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
No, it's about being cute.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
No.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah, there's a hot standard for the people watching these videos.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Dude, we were walking around West Hollywood just at the time.
I mean that Guy's Gone Wild was definitely being filmed
in West Hollywood, and we were in those streets. Never
were approachach that's a thing.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Well, of course it's a thing. It's just they just
aren't going to pay for ad space on commercial television
because people were like, no, we don't want that. But
if you go to the store or you're online, I
guarantee you there was Dude's Gone Wild.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Blake, there's one hundred percent possibility that Guy's Gone Wild
was a thing.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
I am saying that it probably does. But I'm not
saying we wouldn't have made the cut. I'm not saying
we're having like a whole section dedicated let's but we're
in a montage whipping our dicks out.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay, I'm saying we were there so quick, we were
in the place that it was happening. We were in
West Hollywood, we were there every day we lived there.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
We never had our dicks out, We were never approached.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
We weren't and if we were, you already know, I.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Feel like on Halloween we would have done it.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
You where you feel that, But it never happened, and
they were there.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
True, it's true. They were looking that the.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Gay Joe Francis were out there scoping the scene, and
they looked at you right in the eyes and.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Go, nah, we're gonna pass.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Nah, Adam.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
Do you think that back then, if you were like
looking for it, you could have found it and just
made it happen.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Oh, yeah, looking for it.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
If I was looking to pull my dude, well I
always was.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I know you were.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
So so maybe not so, maybe not.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
You could trip and fall on a dick.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, No, it's not hard to get It's not hard
to trip and fall into the world of gay porno.
That's not hard of pornography.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
How long do you think it would take you?
Speaker 4 (52:01):
All you have to do is go to a gym
in La tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
You should do this tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
I bet Blake would have a harder time getting into
gay porno than he thinks he would.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
There's already a dude named Blake Anderson in gay porn.
I know because it pops up on my Twitter.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yeah, exactly. That's a hurdle. That's a hurdle.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Every once in a while, people will send me photos
of me getting butt fucked all right, that our photoshop
tuck it of like gay pornos that they photoshop like
my face on ye rude. And every once in a
while I get those in the old dms, which is
pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
And everybody listening at home, we are entering minutes seventeen
of this conversation.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
This is important coming in.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Hi, that's my bad.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
I should have saved this for sixty nine. Let's loop
back around call this one sixty nine again.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
How about those rams?
Speaker 4 (52:55):
I love the rams. I had no couple of rams.
I'm talking about rams. I'll talk about rams all day, baby,
full back. Let's get weird.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Do you remember your first weird Al sighting in LA,
because I do feel like it is a like a
people are like, oh, yes, because I saw him Poquito Moss,
and I was like, that's fucking weird ow dude.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Stars, they're just like us, weird wild shut.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
And I just want to tee you guys up because
I wasn't there for this and this is the backstory
and maybe we've told this on the podcast, but you
guys saw weird out at the Orange County Festival or whatever. Yes, yes,
and before he was coming out.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Onto a poodle Hat tour.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Before he came out on stage, you guys started the
chance of let's get.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
Weird, Let's get weird. Yes, with Teddy, with Teddy, with Teddy,
We've covered this, Yeah, we have covered this.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
It was during the poodle Hat tour at Orange County
Fair and uh, that was the moment that the Let's
get weird movement was kind of born.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Right, and then brought you guys brought it to the show,
and then the NHL took it.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
And then and then I.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Do remember going back home to like party like for
Thanksgiving or Christmas or whatever. I'm a big Christmas guy, uh,
and seeing friends and they're like, yeah, man, let's go
out and get let's geet weird. And I'd go right,
and they go and someone would be like, that's you know,
that's from like his show, and they go, what are
you talking about? People say that, and then I'd be like,
(54:24):
I don't, I'm not gonna you get caught. Yeah, you
get caught in the middle of like I defended that's
like whatever. Well no, yeah, Someone's like, no, that's from
what that's their show and they're like, dude, no, everyone
says that and I go, well, well, well, I.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Here's the question.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
Yeah, you want to talk von duge.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
We ever jerk off at words? I know, I know
we smoked tweet at at work at work?
Speaker 6 (54:52):
Did anybody work at church and jerk off at words?
Speaker 5 (54:55):
What's going on without him today?
Speaker 6 (55:00):
Chunk work?
Speaker 2 (55:02):
But yeah, did you guys jerk off at work or
this was a strict no jerk off strictly uh smoke
weed strictly.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Bro Well, I mean I was, well, it's always like
you did.
Speaker 6 (55:20):
Okay, great, but what's the story.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, well strictly professional. Well, uh, no, I don't think
I ever did. I wanted to catch I wanted to
I don't think I did. I don't think I did.
I think all my jerk off stories were at TJ Max.
Uh under my starter Jack.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
I'm trying to think if I did at work at
the Workaholics, Well, the Workaholics office doesn't count. You had
to have no.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
I definitely jerked off at the Workaholics office.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
The Workaholics house was technically our work for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Allegedly, I jerked off.
Speaker 4 (55:55):
At all Workaholics sets.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Allegedly I definitely jerked off under my desk get through workholic.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Well, technically you guys lived at the house.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
So definitely, definitely.
Speaker 5 (56:06):
That's what I'm saying, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
Adam couldn't come unless you had a man knocking at
his door in the morning.
Speaker 4 (56:11):
The butler.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
You guys are telling me late nights, we're working late.
You're in your office, no one's around. You didn't crank
one down at the desk at the workaholic workaholics office.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Probably no I did. Yeah, I just imagined like a
ghost taking the reins, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (56:28):
It would not have been I don't think it would
have been late night for me.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
It wouldn't have been for fun.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
It was early morning if anything for me, because I
used to open up that office all the.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Time, like Van.
Speaker 4 (56:39):
So it was abage man, they die hard.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Go to Russia. That was when I had my time.
Speaker 4 (56:45):
You used to jerk off into half cabs, dude, and it.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Was just it was just a night out.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yeah, it's the shoe shoe goo.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Bro, night out. He's leaving. You're just in the hallway
cranking down. You ever jack with you just walk around
with your cock out?
Speaker 3 (57:04):
Will you explain? Night ow night out?
Speaker 5 (57:06):
Oh, night out was our night assistant, our editorial assistant.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Legend it goes Dennis Rodman night owl those that's my legend, Ladder.
Speaker 6 (57:16):
Let's also explain what a nighttime assistant for editing.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
Yeah, so a nighttime assistant basically takes the cards, the
memory cards from what you shot on the day and
downloads them and imports them into the editing software or
the AVID and they have the horrible job of doing
that overnight so that the editors the next day can
start to cut.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Yes, and it's not like labor intensive, right, you just
have to kind of be there to get it done.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yeah, it's stressful, but it's not labor intensive because if
you lose the footage, there's a lot of downtime.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
If you lose the footage, you're you're fucked.
Speaker 3 (57:49):
You are fucked, you're dead.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
So basically every.
Speaker 3 (57:54):
Say I'm thinking the same.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Night assistant is just cranking down constantly all all night.
You are constantly cranky.
Speaker 5 (58:03):
Yeah, dude, that was one of my first jobs. I
was a night assistant, and I did have keys to
that place well as well. And yes, yes, sir, there's
some downtime and that keys we're getting strokes.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yeah, because that that would lend itself to.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
Assistant. I was an assistant editor at a.
Speaker 5 (58:27):
Trailer house at a trailer house in Santa Monica who
remained unnamed.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
How did we get back to this?
Speaker 6 (58:36):
How did we get back to this every week?
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Beating us?
Speaker 5 (58:42):
It's just like, these are real questions, These are real
questions that guys have for each other.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Hey, sorry, we can't get away from it, Sorry about it?
Haunted by it?
Speaker 1 (58:52):
You want to peek behind the curtain, behind the curtain, brother,
behind the curtains, and you guys want to know about
Hollywood with the boys, talk about.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
A lot of downtime.
Speaker 9 (59:02):
Baby, No girls liked me for sure, you know.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
It was like the little crippled kid. But uh, but
older kids definitely wanted to get me drunk like that.
I think was like people like it would be hilarious
if we got Divine drunk. So I was always that
like freshman kid that they were legal. But to senior
parties and everyone was. The difference between a freshman and
a senior is.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
Starts at the pois, It starts the ps.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
It definitely started at.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
That because you can have thirteen your boobs are huge.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
I was such a child and they're like eighteen year
old kids teaching me how to beer bong.
Speaker 5 (59:46):
Can you be thirteen when you start high school?
Speaker 3 (59:49):
Is that a thing? Or are you fourteen? Pretty much
can be eight? Yeah, dookie howser, you're.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
A freaking genius.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah I wasn't. I wasn't that. It was not my affliction.
So uh okay, I think it was fourteen.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
And that's why it was wild that you mentioned that,
dur because I kind of forgot that, Like we did
kind of see the birth of coffee shops in our
neighborhood too. I remember we had this place called Mocha Lisa.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Oh, so this is cool to you, but the glass
elevators is not.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
No, no, dude, it was real.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
There's always been coffee shops. No, I love.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
It was such a weird thing where like going to
a coffee shop was like this fucking like cool thing
to do as like a a young high school student.
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
But it made, yeah, high school people feel like they
were grown ups. Yeah, absolutely did.
Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
And it was just like a sense of freedom to
go do your homework there. Yeah, you could like bring
your skateboard there and then skate in the back of
the coffee shop or whatever and smoked them Cigy's.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
It was.
Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
It was way before it was like monopolized. It was crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
You could actually like I remember like some of my
first public cigarettes, like where I was like I'm smoking this,
I don't care. We're in front of a coffee shop.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
With older kids, it's because I could hand it to
them if anybody rolled up, and they would give me
the cities.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
And then definitely didn't hang out at a lot of
coffee shops. We would hang out at like restaurants where
like it was like zero dollars to eat.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Their buffalo wild wings.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah, there's a lot of buffalo wild wings, honestly, but
then first one it was like a lot of there
was a Chinese restaurant that they just didn't care what
the ship we did. So like we you could get
a plate of fried rice for eighty cents. Oh you
just eat bucket of fried rice and sit there and
then sit there for like four hours and just like
(01:01:36):
you know, play cards or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
I'll take another one, play cards and eat another round. Two.
Kids are so cool being a grown ass man eating
eighty cent fried rice playing cards with your always you
just have it figured out that play still open.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Uh no, it ended up giving like everybody food poisoning,
like someone died. I think, yeah, they shut it down.
It was like I think someone legitiized from eating their.
Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Foot right, didn't that that happened to us when we
were in when we moved to the valley, we found
that really cheap. Like do you guys remember that fried
rice spot and we all got it and we all
got sick.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
You guys, oh bot not that Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
It was.
Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
It was like fried rice and we got it. It
was when we it was when we shot them. It's
we're eating it and you guys are eating it in
the beginning of the Proto, not the Prototech sketch, the one. Uh,
it's where you're eating it's in bed the Fortune cooking.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Oh yeah, class that was.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Yeah, you guys are scarfing on it at the beginning
of that. That's the fried rice I'm thinking of. It
was so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
I remember that being pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Yeah, it was delicious.
Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
It tasted good, but it sucked you up in the
long run.
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
I think, whatever, man, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Do you remember when we found out that MSG was
the ingredient because we were like on a lot of
Chinese restaurants stoles there, there'll be like a sign that
says like no MSG, because I guess that used to
be a thing back in the day that Chinese restaurants
were known for putting MSG, which is a like a
kind of like a salt, like a spice that you
put into food that it makes you like almost addicted,
(01:03:13):
open toube and it makes it just taste fucking delicious,
and you're like, oh, I gotta keep eating this.
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
So we got producers also please put in.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Facts what it actually is. We got We got these
MSG the spice. Do you remember that? And then we
were putting it on our food.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I remember this very well. Oh yeah, it comes in cubes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
No ours. It was like a salt shaker.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
We went to a weird ass like ninety nine cent
store because we were so bored.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
I feel like it was like a big Wop.
Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah maybe, and they had like a straight up shaker
of MSG.
Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
What the I don't have this crazy memory of it
being a big LOTS.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
I think it was like a big lot And we
got a spice set and MSG was there and we
put it on everything and then we call it the
flavor enhancer.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Was it off the chain and its.
Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
Popcorn glure in our energy journey and we're fine.
Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Adam just had a pissed crystals.
Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
But will you read that description, Adam? Right there, The.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Basic sensory function of MSG is attributed to its ability
to enhance savory taste to active compounds when added in
the proper concentration.
Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
It sounds well, why why then? What's so bad about it?
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Though?
Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Why is it outlawed? Idea?
Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Because it's it does it like truly makes you addicted
to that thing. It's like an additive that isn't an
actual food. So I think people were like turned off
by it. Now we were turned on by it.
Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Maybe there's a medical issue because there it could constrict
the blood vessels or something too much.
Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Well, it does have the word sodium in the work
in monosodium, so maybe nice catch go ahead, thank you?
So maybe it is I don't know something catch wow.
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Keep going. Yeah, And sodium is bad because why constriction?
You are sodium?
Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
I think it const give them given points.
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
You are sodum? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Yes you are so um? Oh my god, I don't know. Yeah,
you were, It's like sodium.
Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Un I just caught that the chunk was real.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
I just got you got it in the lady's voice,
will you played? Do you have it anymore?
Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
On the board. It's not a lady. By the way,
it's a really cool guy. Even better, even though I
don't have it anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
I'm sorry. I guess I'll have to live as that
for the rest of the podcast. Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
By the way, blading is back in a big way.
I'll say that blading is back. I live on the beach.
Rolling blades are back in a real way.
Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Different than aggress I bought mine during the pandemic for ships.
That's different than aggressive skating. Aggressive skating is the grinds
and the clunkers.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Hey, I'm with you. I had some grind place here,
he goes, Did I ever grind? No? The first time
I did it, I almost resnapped all the bones in
my legs, so I immediately stopped doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
What happened at him? Almost at a resnap?
Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Yeah, I fell hard when I put on my brother's
skates thinking I could do it. It's not easy, and
neither are the soaps. Okay, and neither are the soaps.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
You like? Cross your legs to do it right?
Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Oh y, you could do that with one of them. Yeah,
that's one of the skills.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
That's not the way you do it. No, you can
do you can go like this.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
You just go at this same We have to land
at the exact same time or else you slip out.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
It's sick. Check out some VIDs. It's sick.
Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I'd love to so.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Austin Anderson, one of my grooms men. You guys all
know him. He got soaps in high school. He never
rollerbladed in his life, and he was like, dude, I
got soaps. Check this out. And I once again think it.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Would be five years.
Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
I'm gonna be pro.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
I once again think it was the type of thing
of him going like, oh, chicks are gonna love this,
wait till they get a load of me with these
soaps grinding. And he jumped up on this rail and
slipped and I think he like broke his tailbone like
he landed. It was like no, it was like just
like violently injured right away, Like I feel so many
(01:07:33):
kids got hurt with those goddamn shoes. Yeah, I wonder
how quickly we could get in gay porn.
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
If you set out tomorrow, do you think you'd be
doing it within forty eight hours, like doing it filming
within forty eight hours?
Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Well, I think now, because of the Internet, I would
just go and find gay porn producers and hit them up, and.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Then yes, I could in so forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
And in forty eight hours I could be fun.
Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
I mean, you can get an audition, you can get
a read.
Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Do you think you could be doing it in twenty
four hours?
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I bet I could do it this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Do you think in seven hours that's insane? No, dude, No, Well.
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
I'm I'm like, I don't think if I was just
a person, but I'm an actor that people were actors,
that people know a game. That's one producer would go
oh fuck yeah, come how fuck you right now and
film it?
Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
He would he clean his slate for the days.
Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
It's like, if you're like, dude, I'm I'm I'm on
the fucking edge. I need to go now. I need
it in the next two hours. I need to know
film me because this may pass.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I'm hard.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Now, let's fucking film it. Jack. I'm ready to shoot now, Jack.
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
I'm ready to shoot now.
Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Jack.
Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
I won't shoot you. I won't shoot you.
Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
In this state, the state of California, yeah, exactly, man.
This good by the way I tried to talk about
the Rams Rana is the funniest movie of all time,
and like yes, in the Sorry Splice is the funniest
movie all time because it's essentially like a doc was
(01:09:00):
trying to like create a being or like a like
a thing. It comes out and it's actually kind of hot,
and he's like, I gotta fuck.
Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
It, and then I know we've talked about it, but
then he fucks it and then it turns into like
a super mute you gotta watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Watch what's happened? What?
Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
I can't remember that third act. I just remember when
he was like on top of dread comes.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
In what I'm doing? He's like.
Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
And then it like starts to sprout wings and starts
like it's.
Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Just what are those days like on set? What is
Adrian Brodie?
Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Like? Okay, today's the day. Today is the day. I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
That's an actor.
Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
It's the same movie as Lady in the Water almost
where like somebody's fucking but like in is it Lady
in the Water? Is that shape of water? Shape of water?
Thank you? Shape of water? That is at what.
Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Was the what what was the one that with Paul
Giamati that M.
Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Knight Shalaman movie That's Lady in the Water.
Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I never got through that one.
Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Which was also kind of about fucking like a fish. Right.
Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
It was like a pool and you like went underneath
the drain and the movie was.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Then you went into another universe or something.
Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
That movie was something else terrible.
Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Did they overtly fuck creature or was that like a
metaphor behind the ther.
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
I never saw that.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
He just stuck his dick down the drain and was like, whoa,
that not mad.
Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
That's one of the movies where, like you, you watched
the whole movie and then in the last five minutes
it pulls out to reveal that it was just Paul
Giami with his dick stuck in the fucking jets going.
Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
That was the night shallamant.
Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
And you were there, and you were there.
Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
You were a fish?
Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Did you fuck me? Dude?
Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
You passed out with your dick stuck in the vacuum of.
Speaker 10 (01:11:11):
The pool fields like I was in another dimension.
Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
You're like, dude, you were not coming. It was the pain.
You you not You passed out from the pain, but
your body was still coming.
Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
We almost we almost left to him so gross.
Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
And that is the shape of water.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
That's lady lady lad in the water. Lady in the
water is his dick in the drain.
Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
That actually was kind of what the episode we did
where we go into Bill's his dream memor it all
turned out we were like jerking a.
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Yeah, what the fuck was that? We're making him come
the end of Bill's episode where he was having a
dream where he was like in the dream he was
fucking right, great, awesome, but in reality we were shacking
him off and he was like a or something or
(01:12:14):
like some kind of like viber like put.
Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
It on his lap and he cumbed his pants.
Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Oh my god, what was the vibrator? I can't remember
what we use. You must have been selling them.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
It was like a massager or something.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Oh god, that's crazy. That was the twist. You're coming.
You fell asleep in your coming. This was all a dream.
Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Oh my god, that is so funny. A dream, nip it.
Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
That is so remember when we threw the buckets, have
come on you guys. But then I think we cut
it out of the episode, But there were there were buckets,
buckets that we.
Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Didn't passed standards and practices.
Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Yeah, right, yeah, because thirty come salute.
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Yeah, we got bullet timed with buckets of fake semen
and it was it was graphic.
Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
It was blast. It was like a horse blast right, yeah,
it was.
Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
They were big. It was like a big pressurized.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Isn't it crazy? I feel like I saw it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
I think I saw it recently on that account.
Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
That's yeah. Maybe. Well, if you have the DVD and
you've got the you've got the footage uploaded to.
Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
And you've got the time, go ahead and check it out.
If you got some time.
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Out and the tech know how, that's something I'm losing.
That's exact thing came on when I was working at
the when I was teaching at a school that will
remain a name, But I used to.
Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Have to plug in you all know. I used to
have to plug into.
Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
The the projector.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I would just open it up and.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
One greatest spirit of teachers, right happen. Yeah, like you
put your laptop on, you got the projector going. You
just pray to God above that you didn't leave a
fucking porno tabot.
Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Oh God, so embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
But it happens, brother.
Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
So embarrassing, And it's like, well, all right, what's next,
All right, who did that?
Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Who did their homework?
Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
We did that when you were teaching there. You were
also like their age, so they would get it. I
feel like it would be weirder if you were like.
Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
Adam's right, you gotta let it ride.
Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Watch the whole Clapper ride.
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Dude, they get it.
Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Yeah, just be like you did this.
Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I think it's an easier pill to swallow you if
you're a swallow. If you were just like, ah, sorry,
you know, I'm also your age. Obviously I'm cranking down.
Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Adam. You're taking so much time on the thing that
you just you sweep to the side and just move on.
You're like, okay, so obviously we all saw the porn
and was on my computer. I would let's talk about
this for a while.
Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I do fifteen.
Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Humans have urges. Okay, raise your hand if you haven't urge.
Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
No, let's talk about dude. This is a an editing class.
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
We don't do you guys know what POGs are? P
A W G fat ass white girl.
Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
You know what? This is a good way to learn
how to edit porno.
Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
This is huge.
Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
The compression rate on this one what allows it to
stream so well?
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Look at the cuts here.
Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Okay, this is a gonzo This is gonzo porno, and
it's a good example of when not to cut when you're.
Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
You're not familiar with blacks. You're about to be hold it,
hold it and editing.
Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Here.
Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Watch the editing cumshot was hours later.
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
This is what we call a compilation.
Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
It's just like a montage, many clips cut together.
Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Really, it's really choppy.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Wait, that's all you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
It's the most bang for your buck.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
You lean into it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Just go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
This is open on purpose.
Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
Today we're talking about montages.
Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
This is called the compilation, uh version of montages. And
I know what you're thinking, I got caught. This is
on purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
No, this is on purpose. And we are investigating how
they cut this film. Okay, that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
And there is the dean of the school. Hold on
one second, this is a secret class. Let's turn it off.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Let's go back to the regular he's gonna want to
see this. Okay, we've we've got a minute of them
all dancing in bikinis, and we cut to a minute
of them disrobing.
Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Now we got another very very kinky clip. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I could have almost something a little soft core. I
went wildly, wildly hardcore gaping buttles. Okay, and I.
Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Close that tab and there's another one here.
Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Another one? Okay, how many tabs? Who did the second tab?
Can anybody tell me how many lights that they're using
to light this set here? Zero? That's right.
Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
This is more along the lines of the Dogma Filmmakers
of the nineteen ninety.
Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
Five, which segues the Lars Bond Treer no Porto or
art speaking of Dogma, this clip this is dog art
dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Okay, but blcoma sixty nine? Wait?
Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
What was dogmas sixty nine? The place we would hang
out where wherever there was a permission wall, which is
where like the company or the business would let you
paint graffiti on the back of their business.
Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
What that's some shy town ship.
Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
So shout out to Dave's Italian Kitchen.
Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
We would just go there smoke weed.
Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Big shout out to day.
Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Some people be like putting up a piece of graffiti
and we would just watch and people be like doing
skateboard tricks that they couldn't land.
Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
And that's the best kind of just like hang out,
just flippingsbody and.
Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Being like and like trading CDs.
Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
And ship dude.
Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Now just hang out at like Starbucks, right, Like that's where.
Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
You hang out on the internet on call of duty.
Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Yeah, it's all digital metaverse metaverse probably.
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Yeah, I mean we're not far off. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
I think they do hang out, but they they have
to see each other in person because they got to
get the like hand jobs and stuff and uh, you know,
finger bangs.
Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
I don't think they care. I think they'd rather beat
off at home the way they can and then.
Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Just have their friends partic because because they all got
the oculus rifts and it's it's too good.
Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
It's gotta be so well, I don't know, can you
do that? Can you oculus yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
Well, I'm saying talking to each other.
Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Oh can you see yourself though? Yeah you can.
Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
You can have an avatar, can't you.
Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Like when you're hanging you're.
Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
Beating off to fucking Sonic the Hedgehog character.
Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Yeah exactly, but it's not the same.
Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
I wonder if it'll be like where you're you're you're
fucking each other, Like if you have a girl and
you're like, you know what, it's too big of a
hassle to get in a car and drive over there,
and it's it's like too much of a thing. If
you guys could just both put on your oculus and
it's it's sort of like that scene and Demolition Man
where it's just like central sensory Overla.
Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
You know, she would love this.
Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
God, I think we're on the we're on the verge.
I mean that's possible, right, Yeah, that's possible. That's absolutely possible.
The tech is there because they're doing things like they're
doing things where you can wear a sleeve and then
your doctor is like checking on how you're doing physical therapy,
like say you have a fucked up knee or something
like that, you can put a sleeve on and then
(01:19:18):
so if you just put if you just put that
on your dick, it's science.
Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
By the way. I love how they're like the people
who made it are like, yeah, we invented this for doctors,
and they're just waiting for Porno to pick it up. Oh,
because Porno is the front of tech. Then it is
just around the river bend. So doctors, this is for you.
Whatever else is.
Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
That out there, I don't know, tech right, patent on
it and it's for doctors now, it's science. Anyone else
wants to get all maybe brassers.
Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I'm not really sure what else. It could be used for.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Doctors, brassers, whoever.
Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
You know, doctors really need to grin things and wheez.
You know it's crazy, like you know, the tanga egg
was originally like a disposal or something like, Yeah, you
you just throw away the thing and to hear you
tie it up. And then someone was like, you can
stick your dicking.
Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
It's a portable garbage bag.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
It can expand could jerk off into this egg.
Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
If you ever get seasick while on a boat, you
just open this little egg.
Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
It's a contracted for breath.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
And then some some lonely sailor was bred a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Thank you wild shot.
Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Some lonely sailor or any man.
Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
I like that that It only took us thirty or
so minutes to get into porno on this episode. We
really that's maybe the longest run that we've had.
Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Yeah, I'm proud of us. Best episode, proud.
Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Of us out Okay five years. You want to know
what I'm going pro at fingerboarding?
Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Where is this going?
Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
It's fingerboarding? Maybe tech decks get me sponsored. I bet
I could get paid five years from now, do they
still have tournaments?
Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
You can get paid by tech decks right now, Blake.
Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
You just the fact that you just mentioned tech Decks
right you made they're sending they're sending you a check.
Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
That's what I just made five dollars and got ten
tech decks sent to my house off just mentioning it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
By the way, the fact that you think you could
get there, should you show no respect for these people
who are so good at flipping at flipping little skateboards
with their fingers.
Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
No, it's actually really hard.
Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Tech teching is super hard. It's hard.
Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
It's really hard. By the way, the level of respect
Durst thinks that we need to give to tech deck
pros as.
Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
A pickleball I love what I've been there. I've been
to five years as someone who like I devoted I
devoted my young life to swimming and got to a
certain level.
Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
That's sport. Yeah, it doesn't need to be a sport
that requires so much more.
Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
I love doing I'm talking about something. I'm talking about
something I dedicated myself. I got to a certain level
after however many fucking hours, like whatever kind of specific
physical things that gave me any kind of advantage or whatever.
There were still people that were so much more elite
than me and I and I took fifteen or whatever twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Years, but you could go pro in beard chugging or.
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
But this is your now you're talking about. So, my
kid just got the Guinness Book of World Records, and
as we all loved that book, it was really cool.
It was like longest hair, longest fingernails, fattest twins. Fat
Now it's like.
Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
The biggest, fattest cock, most gaming there not.
Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
In there longest now it's longest underwater juggling, fucking whatever is.
And you're like, that's not a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Yes, too specific, And.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
So what you're talking about is, yeah, I could be
the world's best beer chugger key drop to other hander.
I can do this, I could do this for years.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Well, if you have to be able to go pro,
there has to be like you get to a certain
point and you get paid for it.
Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Hey, Mercedes, get at me tech Deck presenting the new
electric Mercedes Hoder's home key drop. Well say no more.
He's the best key dropper in the world that we've
ever seen. From one hand to the other, hander, do
you want me to do it. Okay, I'm here, I'll
do it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
What if I picked up archery? Do you think if
the first time I picked up a bow and arrow?
Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Geena Davis? You know Geena Davis was in the Olympics
for our two totally and I got a bow and
arrow over pandemic. You get a boner over what.
Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Cut a commercial you were. She's huge, Kyle, you were
like a natural. So I'm like, if this dude worked
on it every day for the next five years, maybe
Kyle like he was born to be an archery.
Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
I think I could for skeat shooting. I think I
could go pro skate shooting, go pro being in five years.
I'm a very good naturally, I'm a very good shot.
I just don't go enough. I think if I did
it every day, I could be very good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
That's cool. That's a good one professional.
Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Level, professional level, not the best.
Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Okay, So here's I guess. Here's the thing. What do
you think you couldn't do if you have five years
in every Oh oh.
Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Man, I keep hearing these things. I'm like, I could
do this.
Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Anything athletic, anything athletic, Like I don't think like I'm
too old at this point, Like my body won't get
to the level, like I won't be a professional basketball
player or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
But like shuffleboard, you could do darts, you could do football,
you could do pool.
Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
No, I suck. I'm not naturally good at darts, so no,
I don't think I would be.
Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Okay, what about pool?
Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
I'm not that good at pool. Yeah, so no, But foosball,
I have a base that I know that I'm starting
off already far enough ahead that I think in five years,
if I really dedicated myself, I could, right, didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Some homies do this with curling where they were like,
we want to go with the Olympics. What sports do
we think we have the best chance in And they
started doing curling and they actually made it to the Olympics,
made it or like or went to trials or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
I think that was Bob sledding. I think it was Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Yeah, cool running Jamaican.
Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
No, you're right, because curling is probably a pretty.
Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Like that's the most easy access, I would say, and
the fact that.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Especially if you're from a country like well, no, that's
very hard.
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Yeah Mexico.
Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Yeah, I don't know, Jamaica, you know, Jamaica or something,
But dumb ass. If you're from like Republic of Congo
or a fucking where they're like no one's doing it,
You're like right to Jamaican team, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I don't know, somewhere where it's easy, like the coldest
country tree in North America.
Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Unreal, dude, Remember Adam. We also did that fucking weird
ass sketch comedy thing that was called seventy two Virgins,
and it was about these two like frat bros who
basically go to what they think is a frat but
it's a sleeper cell for terrorists and they like convinced
us and it went on like CNN and shit, yes,
(01:26:23):
it was very viral. It made some noise.
Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
The Drudge Report or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Yeah, it was crazy, and it was just like we
were just I don't know, just fucking saying yes to whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
But yeah, it was just it was a funny, at
least a funny conceit.
Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
I mean, we spent a whole summer. We spent a
whole entire summer working on the fucking the fucking Live Show.
It was like a summer of our lives. And we
got paid like three.
Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Hundred we said, we got paid in gum and ship.
Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Not my fault. Not my fault.
Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
We got paid in gum. We talked about it.
Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Not my fault. Yeah, oh yeah, right right right, go
girl energy, go girl energy. That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
So that being said, I think maybe you know, I
don't know if you would have tickled each other, but
we we did do some things that I look back
and I'm like, yeah, buddy, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
I tucked my dick between my legs on stage. That's
as that's as close to tickling another person as I
was kidding. Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
I mean I've shown my buttthole in Game over, man.
So we've all done things.
Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Yeah, so what are we talking about here?
Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
I'm actually proud of that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
But you're proud of that butt.
Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Yeah, sure, sucked on my titty, sucked on my titty.
Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
We all do things.
Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Goodbye. And by the way, Kyle blackmailed me about it.
I did.
Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
I did, sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
See happens manu.
Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Oh And then and then the issue was was it more?
It came out like they held onto the movie for years?
Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
What movie are we talking about? The seventy and two version,
because that was just a Trey rat.
Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Co No, I forget. I think it was Ratco the
Dictator's Son, and they held on to that forever, and
then it came out like right as Workaholics was coming out.
Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Yeah, that's right, and then they.
Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Were pairing rat Code the Dictator's Son with Workaholics episodes
on Comedy Central, like on Comedy Side.
Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
By the way, the main character in Ratco is Pedro
from Napoleon Dynamite. I don't know the.
Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Actors Ephron Ramirez, I believe.
Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Yes, but he was the main he's rat COO.
Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
That's sure.
Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
I don't think I've ever watched the movie, but it
makes it's funny. It's probably highly offensive.
Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I bet there's a chance that you would think it's
funny in a way that you like bad stuff, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Dude, comedy is offensive. Blake made his favorite type of movie.
Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Yeah, yeah, and he hasn't even watched it objectively bad.
Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
I don't know. I don't know if I have the
patience for it anymore. I don't know if I could
sit down and just watch Ratco.
Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Yeah, you're always so busy like doing stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
I am man, you gotta be not watching stuff, like
not always watching stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Yeah, yeah, I listen to pods now, man, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Name it's name. Five podcasts you listen to?
Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
I'm not trying to get free Besides, I'm not trying
to get free press. I know it's been a long
ways out, but it's never too late to give somebody
their flowers. Bombs, sagg it, what a great TV dad
and r I P a fucking goat man, dude, Yeah, yeah,
Full House, what a run? That show was the ship.
Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
You know what I had? I had forgotten that he
was the voice of How I Met Your Mother. He
was like the telling the story guy.
Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Oh really yeah, the narrator.
Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
He's got Yeah, that's the term I work in the business.
He had his Full House paper right stacked it. Then
he had his a f V America's yeah yeah videos
paper right stack that. But then I was like, where's
his recent paper from? Is it just doing stand up?
And then I remembered he was the voice of, like
(01:30:01):
the storyteller on How I Met Your Mother.
Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
And all those shows you just named that money stacked
is stacked high.
Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
And like Guiermo del Toro was a co owner of
How I Met Your Mother? So also, I give where
are the producers on that?
Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
They're not trying to call you out. Well, you know, Bob,
that's a San Francisco legend, right, they're real Bay Area legend.
Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Is he did he go to the same high school
as you or not? No?
Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
I think it was just the fact that Full House
took place in San Francisco and like it's kind of
a place you can go and see the house. Yeah,
it's just like.
Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Yeah, dude, a full House had like rice a Rony jokes.
Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Yeah, and he was like constantly wearing like Warriors jerseys
before it was fucking Steph Curry splash bro hours, he's
wearing like Giants gear. So you know his his status
is he's he's he's a legend in the Bay that's
for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
I like to think that if we were cast on
that show, like it would have worked out pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
Oh dude for days.
Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Yeah, for sure. I'm trying to think, like would I
be would I be Saggot? Yes? And would Adam be
Uncle Jesse? Adam is Uncle Jesse or Blake Uncle Jesse
fu Man I feel, I know, but Blake seems like
way more of an Uncle Joey Dave Cooyer type, or
is Adam that I don't know? That you know what
(01:31:23):
I'm was something sacred.
Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
No, it's okay, it's okay to live in the multi.
Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
Well, that's the thing because what well you have to
think about. You have to think about.
Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Where's Adam Saggett and I'm Jesse and Blake is Coo.
Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
Ye, I don't think it's I don't think he can
because like the main thing, like their characteristics is like Joey,
it was heck a silly median dude, right.
Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Yes, always gave a laugh to the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
But Jesse was Jesse was a playboy. But he was
in a band and didn't get get in some head.
Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Yeah he was, Hey, I'll be right back, I'm getting head.
He was always kidding the head.
Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
I didn't really explore that, but that bro was getting
domed up in the car because he wasn't doing it
at the house.
Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
You missed that after Yes, he wasn't that he was
personally getting tickets at the park.
Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
It's a full house, bro. Where is Uncle Jesse getting
domed up?
Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
He's in the car on the San Francisco streets.
Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Bro, Uncle Jesse has the most long car blow job
he's in television history.
Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
He's in Golden Gate Park.
Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
Anna says he was getting it in the attic. That's right.
They had an attic. Oh yeah, well, like you do
not go in the attic.
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
No, No, he had comment. He would comment waiting. He
would leave comment at the door and whenever most start
scratching the door, like get you, get you close, you
gotta go, give me here. Kimmy, Kimmy, her comedic sensibility
was off the rich.
Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Where are they now? Was? She happened?
Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
And then she came back to it and slayd I
watched the reboot pilot and she was on the point.
Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Still killing Kimmy. Gibbler was still gibbling it.
Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
She was gibbling.
Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
But did she did she do any So you're saying
she went out the business and then came back.
Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
They were like, hey, do you want to make us
two thousand dollars a week or fifty that whatever? Was No,
I'm just I'm like just to hit him with some gibbles.
It's so cool, like she was like made for that
role and that role.
Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
It's dust off your jean jacket with the fringe.
Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Hey, Kimmy, if you want to come back and make
twenty grand an episode? And she goes, let me just
hit him. She still got the no that was she
clicked write it on the zoom call. Let me think
about that for a second.
Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Let me gimble. All I gotta do is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Yeah, she heard the rumblings about the reboot and she
was waiting by the phone ready to get I'm drooling.
And you know Kirk Cameron's sister, what's her name? So
whatever Cameron Cannae cameraon cannas Cameron know that. She was like,
I gotta get upstaged by this chick again. Dude came
(01:34:29):
in like le. She came in like earkle and just
stole the show.
Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Kimmy Gibbler shout out to all the can Gibbler stands.
Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I
was caught? I don't know. I might have told this
story on the podcast. I'm not sure, but I was
caught jerking off by my mom and I'm I'm in
the basement, and I'm a senior in high school, and
you enter through my garage and you will go right
in the basement. It's an old computer. It takes for
ever to like download and or upload pornows via the
(01:35:04):
Sublime directory. And there were so many pop ups, and
so there's just like a hundred pop ups to pop up.
And I hear the road shore coming on, and I'm
trying to is this the yeah, And I'm trying to
click out of it quickly. I jump on the couch.
She comes in and my mom looks at the computer
and she goes, Mom's pretty.
Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Chill, and she's like, Jesus, you disgust me.
Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Yeah, you discuss me?
Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
And then I go upstairs and and why did?
Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
She says?
Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Are huge?
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Beatty had seen this?
Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
Did?
Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
I did?
Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Tell it?
Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Well, it's a classic.
Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
It's because it was like hot brother on Sister action
and it was two siblings fucking, which is a weird.
It's a weird pop up? Why is that a pop up?
Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
It really pisses me off? It doesn't it piss you
guys off? That like that? It's so prevalent.
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Are we talking about this commercial?
Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
What? What?
Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
But it's step right.
Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
It's step Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
Still, it's like what I'm not I'm not justifying it.
I'm not justifying it.
Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
I'm just saying you're allowed to it's steps like sister
or whatever. You're like, hey probably have been around them
for most of your life. And now you want to
fuck them.
Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
That's gross, dude, guys, let's let's not bury the freaking
headline here. You know what started at all? What do
you guys remember the movie Clueless? The whole movie is
about Paul rudbying or her stepbrother, and at least a
Silverstone wants to bone him.
Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
No, he works at the dad's law firm.
Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
No, they're they're step people together, brother and sisters.
Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
I don't really remember that movie.
Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
Well, but you're forgetting you're forgetting the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Wait what happened in that we that's true, we're all
forgetting the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
Yeah. If your TV breaks, now, do you get a
TV repair man? Is that even a job anymore? Or
you just buy a new You just buy a new TV.
I was thinking of that the other day. I was like,
if this TV were to break, I would just buy
a new TV. I wouldn't even There's I remember, specifically,
on multiple occasions a TV repair man right coming to
(01:37:21):
the house. I remember our VCR breaking, My dad took
it to the VCR repair man. Right, I'm like, that
doesn't fucking exist anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Well, because a lot of the times for old TVs,
there was a bulb in there, correct, So like if
the bulb was all fucked up, you had to like
open it up and replace that and then VHS. Sometimes
the tape would get caught, so you'd have to take
it somewhere to get it.
Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
Out, yep, or you'd have to he'd have to clean
the heads remember that shit, right?
Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Did you guys have the little red sports car that
would rewind the tapes for it?
Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
I did. That must be the glass elevator generation, because
I don't know what the fuck we were.
Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Talking about, homeboy.
Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
I didn't have a rewinder. No, it was a specific
machine to rewind. Yeah, so you didn't fuck your heads
up on your v c R. No, we go hella
fast and then slow down towards the end, so it
didn't so sick.
Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
That was a luxury.
Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
It looks like a little red sports car wind so fast.
Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
Wowa, Wow, goddamn, that was a luxury. We didn't have
that in my home.
Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
At Adam's wedding, we were talking about something.
Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Your brother was the All Star, by the way, I'll
give him.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Did you not hear about it?
Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Kyle?
Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
You heard about this right? Your brother comes up and
he goes, we were talking about something. He goes, I
mean ship. My brother always looked up to him. He
had the world record for pogo And I go what, Yeah,
he said you had it, And I got when he
goes when we were kids, and I go, how old?
And he was like he was like twelve and I
was like nine or eight or whatever, and and I go,
(01:39:07):
Kyle had the world record for pogo sticking at twelve.
He goes, I go, no, he didn't. And he goes, yeah, no,
he like he like slept leaning up against the wall.
The whole thing was that you just couldn't get off
the stick. And I go, Adam knew a check. Baby,
Now your brother lied to you when you were super
young and impressionable, and you've stopped this your whole life.
(01:39:29):
And he goes, no, it's impossible. I go think about it.
He slept leaning up against a wall on a pogo stick,
and his face Jesus fell off.
Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
He was like I was from the tailor, right.
Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
Yeah, I think I don't know something. But he's a storyteller, man,
There's been plenty O.
Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
He's a story believer. You're a there's plenty No.
Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
But he also does a lot of like filling in
blanks to make it awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
In his mind.
Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
Big fishes, big fishes.
Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
Yeah, it's big fish. Big fish is like what that
was like our family movie. Like when that movie came out,
we all looked at each other and we're like, that
movie fucking rocks movie because it's all about tall tail.
Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
I love Big Fish too. I saw it twice in
the theater. Dude, that movie bad movie rock.
Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
So yeah, that movie kicked. But dude, that's one of
my favorite movies of all time.
Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
I didn't recall like it it's a bad movie.
Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
It's fantastic now.
Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
It rules. And also it didn't come out when we
were kids.
Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
We were adults, utterly forgetable, absolutely memorable and just like
you know, touching, there was a big fish, I believe. Yeah,
there was a big fish at the end. There was
a truth to it, and there was truth to all
the characters as well. But the in the fabric in
between all of that was was made up, you know,
embellished if you will.
Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Okay, we think, however, you need to explain it. So
we think he made this story up about you being
this pogo p.
Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
I think he knows that I wanted it when I
was eight years old and we were in Korea.
Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Or do we think that you might have told him
this story when you were really young and he and
he put that little colonel back here and.
Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
It's only no, we're only two years apart. That's not
that's not happening.
Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Then he's an idiot and found out how dumb he was. Oh,
he just plays. He just plays in reality, what's he's
just dude? His heart broke when I was like, think
about this, No, it didn't. He was drunk.
Speaker 5 (01:41:17):
He was acting, bro, Trust.
Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
I guarantee this. No, he played you in that moment.
Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
I guarantee was the one that got Oh, it's the
biggest reveal.
Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
O ship.
Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
You got new and checks, bro, And that's why you
don't like the movie.
Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
Motherfucker, He'll take it all check. It's the newest punk
get in this in this universe, you guys are creating
My family.
Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
My family always says, now, like, don't ruin a good
story with the truth.
Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
That's like what their.
Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
Ship is that?
Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
Yeah, No, I know, I know it's not a great
place to live, but that is something that is a
Your family says this, it happens, Huh, Your family says this, Yeah,
who at what point?
Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Like when my mom says that, when when did she say?
Like when was that where you're like laying in bed
and she was reading your stories and she was like,
you know, speaking of stories.
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Whenever you're telling a good story and you kind of
embellish a little bit and calls the other person out,
then you're like, hey, man, let me tell my fucking story.
That's basically what it is, you know what I mean, Like,
there's no reason for you to cut in front.
Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
This is a ride.
Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
Hey, and Kyle, I agree with that. I love that
about your family. I think that's fun.
Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
I'm creating a ride for the people who are listening
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Fun. Yeah. But when I hear your story, I go,
that's a lie. Like when I when I hear Adam
tell a story and I'm like, I was there, it
wasn't that crazy. But guess guess what story you just told?
And then like you know, it keeps going. It's cool, Yeah,
it does keep going. Like like how when you're sitting
watching big Fish and you're like, is this over? And nope,
just it keeps going. Shut up, bitch, that's weird. Why
(01:43:06):
don't you like that? Movie. That's a trip in a half.
Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
I gotta watch it again.
Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
I thought it was I thought it was stupid. Yeah, no,
it was not that.
Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
I get all of those adjectives.
Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
But what's up? I thought it was like, Uh, I
didn't like the tone. What happened to you? You? What?
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
I didn't like the tone at all, the.
Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Tone of magic like fairy tale. They're like, ah, I'm
a guy going from town to town.
Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Oh, you're taller.
Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
I remember a tall guy. It's Ewan McGregor, You.
Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
And McGregor, Albert Finney.
Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
Crud up, finn kill credit kills it.
Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
So do you not fuck with Tim?
Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
That's a good I funk with Tim Burton hard. That
is one of the worst Tim Burton movies. For sure.
Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
It's a departure. But what you like Big Eyes better
than that? I'm sorry they like big Eyes better than
that one.
Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
That I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Big Guys is big Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
It's another It's another Burton departure. Man, So you're lumping
you're lumping big fish with big Eyes.
Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
We're talking departure.
Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
No, I'm just saying it's a departure from his regular tone,
like this.
Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Was a I don't think it was that big of
a departure. It seems like now he's goth and dark.
Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
It was normally he's very much more macaw bra than that.
Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's a macabre storyteller.
Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
I get what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
Yeah, Mica, Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
When somebody does something bad, just calling it a departure
is kind of a cool way to put.
Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Yeah, it's fully excused.
Speaker 5 (01:44:35):
That's not what I'm saying, though, That's not what I'm
I know, I know you're saying.
Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
Tim Barton has a very specific tone and look, but
it is cool to say departure, as like, who said
Tim Barton, Blake.
Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
But the fact that I'm always the one to say
words wrong, the fact that Blake just said it, so
pumped dude, Tim Barton.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
I love look, I love Tim Burton, and I was
so pumped to go into that movie. And then when
it took.
Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
Its departure to bad movie Land, I was like, you
out of your mind, bro, all.
Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
Right, now arriving bad movie now, arriving you felt.
Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
By the departure, Yes, that's what you felt. You felt
betrayed because it's not a bad movie. Edward s Cisterhands
is my top ten.
Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
Probably.
Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Love that movie.
Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
That movie rules fantastic.
Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
So you felt betrayed? You like a certain flavor Peebe's
Big Adventure, both of his Batman's. Yeah, I like a
certain flavor.
Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
Don't change the flavor. Don't change your Burton flavor. You want,
you want, you want that to stick.
Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
You want that black licorice, marshmallow cucumber.
Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
That sugar watermelon marshmallow, baby cotton candy marshmallow.
Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
You must have been eyeing that beer punk.
Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Oh yeah, No, I was probably drinking on some jungle
juice dude of same dude, just a barrel of like
a bunch of mixed drinks.
Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
It was sick, this one.
Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
We lived on the in the Dinosaur House. This is
a post jungle juice era.
Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
Okay, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
I remember when we used to fuck up jungle juice,
and that was that was a very nasty.
Speaker 5 (01:46:12):
Two in big ass tubs.
Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (01:46:14):
We used to do it in garbage. Can you I
remember you? I remember very clearly. You addressed as a
treasure troll.
Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
I was dressed as a treasure troll as a Halloween party.
Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
Yeah, A stirring jungle juice with a fucking two by four.
Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
It was yeah, with a two by four that we
like found outside. It was gross.
Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
It was dope. That's like fucking dope.
Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Only because only because I had been to frat houses
and I had seen how they make jungle juice, and
I'm like, yeah, it's just a ton of shit, we'll
just do it like that. And then also our parties,
there's only like twenty people there, you know what I mean.
It wasn't like a frat It wasn't like a frat
party where there's like two hundred people there to drink this.
Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
And then of course you'd turn it into like a challenge.
It's like we got a fish.
Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
Why.
Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
It was just like.
Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Every type of alcohol we possibly could.
Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
Well, dude, do you remember after that ship Teddy friend
of the show put the fucking ship into like uh
like jars like tupperware and put it in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
And was.
Speaker 11 (01:47:20):
Like, yeah, so we took the jungle juice trash can
put it in the fridge, and then that became the
challenge for the next like fucking year, Like they were
like in our kitchen phrase to drink it for the
next year, Like who wants.
Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
To go after the jungle juice, like, let's.
Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
Do it some breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:47:40):
Does it go bad?
Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
No, it's pure alcohol.
Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
I remember at that party. I remember at that party,
I mixed uh energy drinks mixed with vodka and beer
bombed it and uh yeah exploded. I remember immediately like
on the last was like and that was the worst
idea I've ever heard in my life?
Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
Goodbye? How fun was it to be around you? After that?
Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
That was my heart beat? No?
Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
So scary, so scary. Yeah yeah, it's like he's gonna die.
Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
He's just like, oh this is a funky beat.
Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
He just turned into human jungle music.
Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
Dude, it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
Are there any takebacks? Apologies? Giveaways I would like to
take back to ourselves are in nineteen twenty twenty one
year old selves for drinking that jungle juice. I feel
like that was a poor decision and we probably took
I wish there was like a little tracker this is now,
this is a good app Where were you just like
(01:48:43):
kind of put in like what you're about to do
and then that shows you how much time that's gonna
take off your life and you can go like that,
oh shit, oh shit, this. Actually, this drinking this jungle
juice will take like a week and a half off
my life. Maybe it's not worth it, or maybe it is.
Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Would you do anything, what like change his lifestyle? My
bro's still gonna say.
Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
Or do you think it would be like now a
contest where it's like, yeah, that only took five years
off your life. Watch this, I'm gonna take ten years.
Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Pussy, I'm gonna take twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
That's what I'm saying. If we could walk up to
each other and flash our app and show how many
lifetime burritos we've eatee and then like just be like, yo, dude,
I'm like twenty ahead of you right now.
Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Wait, yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
Have I wrote something down, Adam. I'm sorry I called
you a scab.
Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:49:31):
I know you weren't. You were actually on the picket
lines and you are a freaking soldier for that, dude,
and I respect you.
Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
If I worked there, I would have took you to Russia.
It would have been sick, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
We would have been going to Russia, dude, several times.
Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Russia.
Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
We would have been living in Russia.
Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
Russia. Do you had one of us? Have a stroke
on the podcast. God, that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
That'd be good for ratings.
Speaker 4 (01:49:58):
Yeah, I heard before you have a stroke. He you
smell orange chicken.
Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
I would be crying, dude. If I saw you go down, Homie,
I'd be like fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
Oh my god, Like that would be You'd be bummed.
Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
I would be real bummed.
Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Who would be the most bummed? Do we think out
of the four of us, if if if I were
to just die the most.
Speaker 5 (01:50:18):
Bummed, if I could see your face while you were
passed out, I think I would start crying if you
were if I could see your face, like if you
fell backwards and passed out like that and it was
like not moving, I think that would fake. Are we talking.
Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
About who would be the most bummed? Immediately or like
a week later? Kind of smokes sort of cleared. We're
kind of some people are getting over.
Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
It, but what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:50:41):
Like who stays?
Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
No, I guess I guess we're talking about like like immediately,
like who's the most bummed?
Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
Kyle, I'm scared. I'm scared out of my mind.
Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
And that's another episode of.
Speaker 4 (01:51:00):
This is ex Slam.
Speaker 3 (01:51:05):
Fireway fire Away And I'm angry the next week and
get to leave.
Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
I'll come back and three days the living room
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Word's part to be over.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Welcome back.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It just blew a booger on my microphone.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh god, Oh, Cole's back, baby.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Look at these people? Look, Adam, is that just that
stuff you were drinking last week? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm back on the saw, sang.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Did you send on a flavor of blueberry? Or what's
this one?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
This is more of like a raspberry man?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Were you thinking about it all week? Guys?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Guys, I joined the USA Pickleball Association.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Association? I joined?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I joined, And the reason I joined is because I'm
gonna to try and start competing in tournaments.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Dude. Wow, I'm so into this.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Can I tell you something, Kyle. I'm so worried for
you because I remember thinking I was in college. I
remember being like, I'm pretty good at badminton, Like in
high school, we played it a bunch. I was always badminton,
maybe the best in our gym class. And then my homie,
uh too, Alex. We would go to open badminton at
(01:28):
Wisconsin and go to these gyms and we would play
each other and it was fucking It was a good time.
We had fun. And then these dudes from Asia, where
it's a real sport that a lot of people play,
were like, do you guys want to play doubles? And
we were like, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, we will destroyed us.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Well, yeah, I'm I'm completely planning on getting my ass
handed to me on a silver platter.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Baby, Okay, And is that fun? Well, I got to
start somewhere.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I'm I'm in a long game here to try and
like be professional by like mid fifties, you know, so
I have like fifteen years to like get through all
the ranks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, that's true. That is a long That is a
long long time.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, it's I'm not I'm not in a rush. I'm
very much just kind of like gonna start seeing if
the world is for me.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I had to. Have you looked watched any competitions? Have
you looked at any level of play outside of like
the people you're playing with in Toronto and Our Homies
sixty year old Parents? Have you looked outside of that?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, which, by the way, I did play Our Homies
sixty year Old Parents and I got stomped the other day. Right,
sixty year old parents sixty five? I think they're sixty
five to go. You gotta be part of the association, now.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, so fucking high.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm gonna take a couple of deep breaths here.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh a right, everybody taking.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
That's a baseline right there, let's take some deep breass.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Did you see the uh? It was like a high
school uh sort of talent show or something, and they
did that riff and the school lost their fucking.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Mind crazy, Like was it during like a marching band
thing or was it like a talent show.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, it was like it was like a pep rally
or something, and like the band was performing and then
they just go boom boom boom.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
In the school.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What's dope is that the teachers you can't out yourself,
you can't be like, you can't do because then everyone's like, well,
how do you know what that is?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't know, it's just it's that parliament.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But then one teacher, he might have been the vice principal.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Pulled his cock out, was like that, okay, can we
cut the commercial?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Pulled his cockown just started cranking down.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
It was on the video it was like a Pavlovian response.
He just started the uncontrollably, like.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
He couldn't help himself. You just heard the noise and
just try to cranking down. You gotta watch the video.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Because as we've established, those teachers are generally just the
time trying to fuck students.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
What what that's our education system?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What's we've established that?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, we've established I mean this might have been when
Kyle was on his sabbatical.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
But yeah, hiatus, Yeah he was high as high as fuck.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We've established that kids are too fucking sexy dudes, and
it's not these teachers faults. They can't have them.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So and Adam, can I give you a shout out
because you said it just kind of you said it
a little bit now and you said it before and
I didn't catch it. These kids are getting damn sexy.
Is from a sketch we did way back in the day.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It is it is.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh yeah, what was that? Isn't it the one sketch
we did about a teacher fucking.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yes it was, we did one.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I played a student who my teacher had sex with me.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Because you were too fucking sexy.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I was super stoked on it and she was in prison.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well, you know your teacher raped you because like statutory statutory,
early we.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Did a lot of fun rape comedy back in the day.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, yeah, this is this is an interesting thing, but
because it's like this dude just scored with his teacher,
but in the eyes.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Of the law, lady liberty.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And he was like, yes, she raped me, like I
guess twenty times under the bleachers and here she raped
me there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
He was all stoked on it. And then I played
a cool gym teacher with a thick stash. It really worked,
that slash for all all that I could.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, that one mustache that we kept reapplying to your face.
And I bet we had had only one mustache in
our makeup box, right, we had a few maybe too.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I think that was post crossbows and mustaches, so we
I think we had like six or seven.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Dude, we used to have a tackle box, like a
fucking fishing.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Tackle boxboodle that had the mustaches in.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
A makeup any sort of props.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I like, how Blake says, is that the mustache we
kept applying on you like you would just we'd hold
you down and put it on your face again. I'll
never do this character. It's gonna be funny, trust us,
put it on.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Put it on, Adam, You're funnier with the mustache.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Why the way that it moves when you move your
upper lip, it's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, you were doing You had a lot of fun
with that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Which it was, it is. You can do a lot.
We can post that bad God.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I really wish Adam would put in a few years
with a mustache, but he just refuses. What are you
waiting for?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We know, dude, I can't puberty. Yeah, I can't grow mustache.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well, you have like a pencil mustache.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You've got a thick caterpillar on your upper lip. I
got nothing, bud, Mine's wispy as fuck. I look like
a nineteen twenties frenchman.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Man a man, Yeah, you look like the guy from
the art the artist with the one like the dogs,
the dog won the os.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
With a little pencil thin with like a little yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
The artist, Oh, yeah, a little what's what's that one
director's name? What's that guy's name?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
He has a really John Waters?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, John Waters style?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
John?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Can we give flowers to John Waters?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Well now he's gonna die.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh, you're right.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That many fuck him.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Uh Ceial Mom isn't in my top ten greatest movies
of all time? Do you remember my thirty first birthday?
Do you guys remember this?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Can you remind us? Is there a clue?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
What the thirty one blunt salute?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh I remember that?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Hold on.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Blake's like, no, guys, remember when we were doing Workaholics?
As idea what we're talking about that?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I do remember we were on set for Workaholics? Yeah,
we had did we have set deck? Or was it us?
The night before we rolled?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I caught.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I got a hold of a ton of weed and
it was like goons and Isaac stand in and they.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Rolled to say allegedly allegedly employees of ours roll blunts. Yeah,
thirty one of them.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Well, I mean it's California, so.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh yeah, and we blew it and you walked through.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That was the best part was the staging.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It was okay, walks through it, but I build it
out because it was a fucking great birthday. My goodness.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
It was thirty one blunt salute and basically it was
fifteen people standing on one side facing another fifteen people
on the other side.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Right, That's that's all he thinks about now like a
birthday tunnel, like a birthday time.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Right, Yeah, And I was the one, So it was
fifteen fifteen one. Everybody we had to like light them up,
puff puff and we played Cypress Hill. We played fucking
hits from the ball.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I was looking through those books because Kyle's brother, Baby Nute,
Adam nuchek he just dumped a bunch of old photos
on us and there's those photos and I'm like, wait,
was this us wrapping Workholls, because I don't remember Kyle
going through a tunnel. It's definitely from the thirty one
blunt salute.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Adam and I were looking at this this morning. Me
and Baby Nuts were checking it out and I was like,
the fucking thirty one blunt. Everybody took hits and blew
it in the tunnel and I had to walk down
the tunnel and inhale.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Everything that was fucking cool.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You walked hellau proudly like your chin was high and
y dudetam.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
If Instagram was cracking, that would have gone freaking viral, dude. Yeah,
it was a hashtag that was like a hash chat.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Is that how you live?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
It's just weird because now yes, I see everything through
the social media lens.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's that's all he thinks about. Now.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
When we were in Workaholics, it was kind of Instagram
was still kind of new. It wasn't like what everyone
got everything from.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, we were still like using filters and stuff. Yeah,
it's still like a way to make your your photos
look cool and retro.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Yeah, are you talking about like hipstomatic Before it.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Got dude, everybody was hyper just distorting their photos and
everybody thought it was really cool to make everything like kind.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Of sepia, like burnt out.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, it was fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I remember that. God, that was so sick.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
I remember the build up being so big and then
walking down the tunnel with everybody blowing smoke, and it
was like, this is actually fucking living up to the
hype right now, I don't know if I'm stone it
in my own head. This is like one of the
sickest things I've ever done.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Did you peak at that time?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah? That was six Okay, I think.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
That was a peak that was That was definitely a peak.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That was similar to what we would do for like
super Bowl parties. Remember we would uh the night before
the super Bowl because we always threw. We took pride
in our Super Bowl parties.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh we did.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
We always had like a two kegs and then like
the night before, we would roll tons of joints and
we just had like a bowl in the middle of
that leather ottoman from my dad that traveled from house
to house with us. It was an indestructible leather automan,
and we just had a bowl with with joints. Yeah,
(10:46):
like just take it if you want.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
This was like Adam's blow. He was like, it's going
to be like blow.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Those Super Bowl parties were so insane. We got so
fucked up. I hardly even remember half of the games.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
We used to like wire TVs all over the house,
like put one out in the backyard, put one in
this room, and set it.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
All up like we were a fucking bar.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, and this is the.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Way it was. Super dope.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I worked out a service deli and that's I mean,
that was my job too. I just like cleaned up
after people. And it's just me climbing into a rotissery
chicken machine, that giant machine that just like twirls around
sixty rotissery chickens at a time, and just me climbing
inside of it at night and scrubbing it. And I'm like,
I'm getting paid seven dollars and fifteen cents for this.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Adam's in there like a human terrier, just like they
just send you into.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Fucking get it out there like a little bomb dog.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Totally, dude. And then but how much we did you
smoke in the freezer? That was the best part of
the gig because we would go in the freezer and
smoke weed and then come out and there'd be a
long ass line for sandwiches because obviously it's lunchtime, not
a great time for us to go smoke weed in
the freezer. And you come out and I'm making a
sandwich for someone and I'm too stoned, and I remember
(12:02):
there they were like, you know, they're telling me, like, no,
that's not the kind of cheese it comes with the
Monterey Jack. And I'm like, I'm sorry. And I sliced
my finger open, the tip of my finger, and it
was the tip of my finger and it's just like squirting.
It's like a cartoon squirt of blood that's coming out,
and I bleed all over this person's sandwich. And I'm
(12:23):
too stoned and I don't want them to like know
that I'm bleeding and obviously there's blood everywhere.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
This is.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I just start to like wrap it up like I'm
going to give it to him. The person's like, what
the fuck you can't give me that sandwich? And it
goes and then I try to act like I wasn't
bleeding and I go why and he goes, there's blood everywhere.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Ketchup and the crow bullseye. Brother, that's so wild that
you would smoke weed in the freezer because we did
that too. We had a code where we say say,
hey man, you want to go to Russia, and that
man go into the giant freezers and you had to
these giant like fur coats on to go in there
because they were massive walking for you.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Look like the guys with spies like us exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So I just going. So I'd like having a code
word that brings up more questions, like if you're doing
it in front of your boss, you like, you want
to go to Russia and the boss is like what
they're smoking?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Like the trash or do the dishes stock?
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Is this?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Like posts nine to eleven, They're like, we think he's
a sleep or.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Cell Okay, Yeah, they're like, wait a minute, we've got
some terrorists working for us. Holy shit, what a.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Week it's been.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's been one week. You looked at me.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Naked? Is that bear naked?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's bare naked? Ladies?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
How much of that song can you do?
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Chick It China, China, the Chinese Chicken. You have a
drumstick in your brain sticking next year and then and then,
and then it kind of fades out.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
One of the lyrics watching I didn't love that song.
I didn't uh, I did not love that one.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh wait, yeah, that seems like an Adam song. Yeah,
one million per.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
It definitely seems like it should have been up my alley.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You might want to.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Revisit that, like that's a homecoming dance solo Adam Devine song,
Come On Situation. Yes, here's what it was.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Here's what it was. Basically, it was already it was
co opted by by another kid and it was his
song and he was always.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Nemesis.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
He was always doing it and it was admittedly it
was pretty annoying when he did it, so it turned
me off on the song. I dodged that bullet.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Move, Adam. I'm trying to watch him dance.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I would have been the annoying guy doing it. I
know I would have, So I'm glad I dodged that bullet.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
They just wheeled you down the stairs. They're like, dance.
Just pushed your wheelchair down the stairs to go watch they.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Could dance. They know I could dance because they they've
seen me at different dances and weddings, and they know
that the talent scouts are out there.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
This is getting dark. I'm sorry we said it.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Hey, I got a history of taking off my shirt.
Yummy dude. That is the most Canadian ass song and
Canada loves. They like to perform at Olympics.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
We put that song in Shadows with season three when
the vampires were like trying to be human like and
there's so funny, some fantastic scenes with it.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
That song, I got a history of taking off my shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It's a funny songs, funny song. It's not my favorite song.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
There's three quotes. We know it's it's got a weird
spot in your life.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I feel like it was them and Bloodhound Gang. We're
going at it for like funniest.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Onehound Gang was super funny, way better.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Well, Bloodhound Gang is do it like animals or mammals?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, yeah, Discovery Channel.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like we do when the Discovery Channel.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
No, it was they were both like it was like
a time before irony, right? Is that what it was like?
People were actually liking those songs?
Speaker 5 (16:15):
No, Blake, irony is as old as time. Okay for irony?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Irony? What you thought it was?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You thought eight irony?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Didn't it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yes, okay, admit the apple as a joke.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I'm aware that irony existed, but it wasn't eat a bit.
Nobody was rocking. Actually, I don't know, because like Kyle,
you wore like a cocoa cocoa puff shirt from.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
A hot topic?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Was that, ironically? Was that the birth of iron irony?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Like with Kyle and his cocoa puff Well, I think
like more like the spam shirt was probably more like
the spam shirt was the birth of that sum the
birth of that.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Maybe we're the generation that really like embraced like the
ironic nature of consumer itself.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
How do we go to a dog show? I want
to go so bad.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I used to go to dog shows as a kid.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Like you act like it's the craziest thing. In the world.
You could just go to a dog show.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's on ESPN like five times a year.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
They're at convention centers.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Usually I want to go so bad. I want to go.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Evidently you don't want to go that bad, or else
you would have already gone, because they're very easy to
go to.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, it's pretty easy.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I did not know that. I didn't know it was
a thing until until Corona happened. That' saw it on
TV and I'm like, this looks so fucking fun these dogs.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
You didn't know what about Best in Show?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
What did you think Best in Show was about? You
thought that was a made up world?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
He watched out with his eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You Lose You Blake and a Lie, a Little Fibaru.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
That movie's so good. Flowers to that.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I thought it was super niche I didn't realize like
these were. This was an ESPN event and there's like
actually an audience for it. I didn't know that that
was something you could do. I thought you had to
be a part of the show or invited.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I didn't even know that was something that was real.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Can you just stroll up as like an audience member
and smoke weed? But you're just talking about watching though, right,
But I'm talking watching.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
But oh yeah, you'd buy a ticket.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
If you gave me five years, I'll be the best watcher.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Dude, bird watching? Can you go pro with that? Can
you be a pro bird watcher?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Because I gotta be all in. I gotta be passionate
about it.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Like, and you love dogs.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I loved dogs as a kid. My wife's allergic, and
now I hate dogs because I know that if I
pet a dog and I go home and then my
wife's like, were you and a dog?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You have to hate it?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
This is like your man caves has nothing in his
life that brings some joy.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Is you have the coolest backstory to become a pro
real dog show dude. Because it's basically like you're sneaking
away to train this dog at night.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Yep, yeah you're keeping you keep your dog in your
man cave because yeah, you're like, it's allergic, but that's
how you get away.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
You have to get in a hazard suit to trim
it and stuff. It's like a you're the dark horse.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
He does the Gatica shower after training twelve monkeys getting scrubbed,
twelve monkeys getting scrubbed down.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Where the fuck have you been? Where have you been?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What are these scratches about? Honey? What the fuck are
these scratches about?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Bristles from uh?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I was cleaning the other day, hanging out with Blake.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I had to comb Blake.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
He got the claws out, man.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Through some rose gardens.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do you guys remember when my mom remember Girls Gone Wild?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah, that's the VH.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Well, I don't know. I'm not getting this.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
That's not it, but exactly could play it for people.
We'll post it.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
We need to find that the Girl's Gone Wild deep
song was a free noise, a free sound.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
And steel drums kind of Yeah, my.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Mom just liked this song and it was her ring
tone for years.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Well, hang on, hang on, because I think you're weird wild.
The way you're describing confusing. You're you're saying your mom
liked the Girl's Gone Wild song. She didn't know it
was that song. She picked that.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
No, my mom's horny as fuck.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
You. We know you come from a long line of sluts.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
His mom was on a mailing list where she had
Jerry Springer too hot for TV.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
She wrestling bea She's a huge bum. Fights person.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
No, my mom just heard it on her on like
her phone of free ring tones exactly, and my mom's
chief didn't want to buy a ring tone. I get it.
And she just liked that steel drum noise. It reminded
her of the Caribbean.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
No, there's a reason it's a hit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And then she but you would play you know, it
was her ring Tom who would go off all the time,
and it was the Girl's Gone Wild theme song.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And what's crazy now is that it's come full circle
because you and Joe Francis vacation.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
A lot together.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Right.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Cut the commercial friends commercials.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
You guys play pickleball together, right right? Commercials? I done
wild with him?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, I finally picked up pickleball and didn't do it
with my.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Homie cor Pickle gone wild, bro, Me.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
And him get wild. We've gone wild with us Bilzarian, uh,
Jeremy Piven and other local creeps.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Hey, whoa.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
We hold ourselves accountable as we always have.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Okay, bit's smell account All right, all right.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's science.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
We talk about talk about you.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Oh yeah, let me let's talk about his glasses. What
the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Are you wearing like Kelvin Gemstone fashion glasses or what
are you doing?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, man, I'm here. I'm trying to wrap your show. Bro,
everybody watch righteous gemstones.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
On h don't do that. That's not what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Why are you wearing Why are you wearing them?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
For real?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Though it was for an audition, they were just right
here I picked them up. But I'm on having a
goof Okay, I'm having a little fun.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
You look good boy, Well, I'm gonna take the angle.
I'm gonna take the road in the highway. If you
look good boy, love that road.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I agree. I would love to wear glasses. I wish
my eyes were fucked up.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Wow, be careful what you wish for.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I wish my eyes were stabbed out by hot nine
hot spikes, pokers, pokers.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Very very hot spikes. Okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
If that gave me an excuse to wear glasses, I
would take.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That because of how good you look, because of the
highway I chose.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I love the way I look in glasses.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Are those your little Riches's fish and poorium glasses?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
They are?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
These glasses were my well, they were basically We've talked
about Teddy several times on the pod, but he wore
a similar glass and he gave me his old glasses.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
He needed them for vision's sake, yes.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
But when he upgraded his glasses, he gave me his
old ones because I love them so much. But these
aren't even them. These are just kind of like replicas
of them that got from Costo.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
The lenses are knocked out, right.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Well, I popped them out for the audition. I did
because the ring light was showing.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Right, very professional And what was this cool audition?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Did you do? I don't know if I'm allowed to
say underground?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, you can't talk about ship. Adam wants to know
because he didn't get sentient and he's like, well, what's
going on?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
It was big too, it was big guys and light
someone up. I'm not gonna get it, he man, I
would love to do it.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I'm pissed.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
That's a good feeling where you're like, hey, took all
yesterday to study that, did it today?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Not gonna twelve pages? Twelve pages?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Really have to have that? That's damn twelve page audition,
play boy, Damn yeah, da damn son that's heavy.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah no, now no, Ever since the freaking pandemic happened,
auditions are beginning longer. Has anybody noticed that I've been
getting three scenes, four scenes? I'm like, you get one
to two scenes?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Brother, Hey, when you print them out and there real
heavy like that.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Yeah, you can do three, you can do three, you
can do three scenes.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Come on now, beginning, beginning, middle, and end.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, you want to see my range of emotion? I
get it in character? Can I go here? Can I
go there? Give me ar you don't need four scenes' I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Saying three scenes. I'm saying three scenes is fine at most.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No, I want two?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Sure, fine at most, fine too, at most, Dolby sound
at most.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I mean, come on, yeah, come on, people, or just
like watch everything Blake's done before or that. Guys, Hollywood,
listen up. He's not auditioning anymore. All right, he's past it.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Okay, offer only you want him.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
To cut the hair, you'll cut the hair, Marcket.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
It's gonna cost a little bit of money, okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Have we talked about that? You've got a price tag
on your locks?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
We've talked about it, but I don't think, I mean,
I've never given it an official answer.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Let's do that now. So everyone out there in Hollywood
knows what's the price tag for the hair to go?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Okay, So, like it's frustrating because I watch movies like
Licorice Pizza right where I'm like, I feel like my
hair shouldn't be a deterrent for casting me because it's
like an era piece, right, So, like, how come like
first thought of these like directors aren't like, oh, we're
making something in the seventies or sixties, like, let's go
(25:41):
straight to Blake. He's got the hair already.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well, well, Blake. What they their mindset is, I want
a good actor and then we can grow his hair out. Yeah.
They work their way back that way. They don't go
for some shitty ass.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Regular guy, somebody who can memorize a couple pages.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You don't think they hair first?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
All right, get me everybody with hair pastor chin out here?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Well okay, So but you know, going along with that,
I think I would. It's not so much what I
cut my hair for money. I think I would cut
my hair for like if someone who I respected, like
as far as like directorially or and who is that?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Who would So if PTA asked you, you'd be like, yes,
is that what you're saying, pizza.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Boy, I would highly consider it. I would highly consider it.
I think Thomas Anderson, everything he does, I would be
honored to be a part of it. All looks great.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Who are you holding above Paul Thomas Anderson, the Cohen Brothers. Okay,
so Coen Brothers, Macbeth. I should have been Macbeth. I
don't know why Denzel got it. You got that breath.
That's why.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
That's all I kept thinking, is like, bro I did
it with Andy Dick.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Fuck, that's what mcbreth is from.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yes, there is my scene work with with Andy Dick.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
So good. Oh that is such a great fucking episode.
Would you rather be in a movie with Denzel Washington
or Andy Dick?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Go, there's one person that I know I could be.
I don't know. Andy's a little problematic, but I love him.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
He's a god.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
He's a god.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
WHOA wait, I'm You're more sure of being in a
movie with Denzel Washington than Andy Dick. Andy Dick, you
got to wrangle him in. Denzel's going to be there
on the day.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah. If I were to get cast in a movie
with Denzel, that would be insane. I imagine he heard.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
You cut your hair. Okay, okay, okay, that's dedication before.
Can I see what it looked like?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
It was really nice hair.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
You had some long hair for eight years? Wow, this
is you? This is you? Okay, okay, eight years.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
What you think you've had? You think you've only had
that hair for eight years? Hasn't it been over a decade?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I mean, yeah, it's getting up there now.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
He says, this hair, this one hair he's had for
eight years. I've had his hair, his hair. I been.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I worked at it. It was a grocery store. I
worked at Pavilions.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Was that when you were a scab by the way,
because you know I was a scab?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
I thought you were a scab of Pavilions.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah it no, no, no, no, I would start a picket. Sorry, dude,
I'm a union member. And I was out there with
I got my take back and you yes, and Zach
and my roommates were scabs. They were like, how much
can we get paid? And I'm like, it's like fifteen
dollars they're paying these scabs.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Like, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
It was an apartment.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
So my roommates we rode in the same car to work.
I would go stand outside of the picket line and
then they would cross the picket line and go inside,
like for like double what we got paid to do
the same word.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
You're like, I'll see you in Russia, right, Yeah, but
you get it. You know that's so.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
But by the way, dude, striking for like when you're
like eighteen nineteen years old and you're already getting paid
minimum wage, so it's like it doesn't matter that much
and you still got paid for a few weeks because
you paid into the union. Was fucking awesome because all
you did was smoke weed in a parking lot. We
would drink forties and my buddy's Conversion Vane and then
(29:16):
just and then just Hacky Sack played frisbee in the
parking lot and hold a sign. I'm like, this is
a really gig.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
But the old moms and dads that work there, like, yeah,
it was sad for that.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
It's touch and go.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Here, dude, Well, context is everything.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
You're like, cats, do you want to get in on
this cipher?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I mean that, Hey, we're freestyle rapping over.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Here, you hack Do you want to go to Russia? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Dude, that was wow. When was that that was like
cal It was pretty serious during uh, like in California
in when was that like the two thousands. It was
right when I moved to LA five.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
It was the early two thousand. It was like two
thousand and three or four oh four, Yeah, it was.
It was before I moved out to LA I was
still down in I was still down in Orange County.
So it's two thousand and three and there was a
huge strike with all the grocery store employees, and I
just remember like for me, it was just like, okay,
we're going on strike. The union tells us to go
(30:11):
on strike. I'm just holding a sign. I'm nineteen years old.
I don't give a shit. Like I'm like, okay, yeah, sure,
they just get paid more.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
This is all above my head. And some guy just
teed off on me.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
And You're like people will be looking at me.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah totally. I'm like there will be a crowd and
you're showing up something. Guy just teed off on me
and was like he was like, fuck you, motherfucker, Like
you don't deserve oh you think you deserve fifteen dollars
an hour to beg fucking groceries? You piece of shit,
and I'm like, I don't I don't think that. I
don't know. I'm just holding a sign.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Oh beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I was like fine making that whatever eight dollars I
was making, you know, I'm just it's just they told
me to go on strike. But people were so riled up.
People get so wild, dude, that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I remember kind of not. I was like, what twenty
three or something, and just going shopping for groceries on
my own for kind of the first time as a
young man, and they're like picketing and I'm walking past it,
like I don't know. I just need ice creams and
some fucking eggo waffles.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Excuse, just need Arizona tea, yeah, block of cheddar, and
I need a giant I need some stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I need some stir a couple of hot pockets, du tape.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
This bro got his ass beat for frozen pizza.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
But that that grocery store was dope. There's all because
it was Newport Coast, so there's all kinds of celebrities
that would come in.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
For example, I.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Remember Elizabeth Hurley was shopping there and shagga delic, very
very shaga delic.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I would never ever have sex with you.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Were you like, what's your favorite city in Texas?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Walked through the freezer section and then came right over
to my section nipped out. I was. I was on
the moon, dude, She's like a fembot.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I was.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I was like, take me to rest shack, and no
one understood what I was talking about.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Right, right, right, even you used it wrong in this instance.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Right. I had one friend who his mom dropped us
off at a mall and it was we went up
to we went hit Sparrow for the first time when
I was like, damn.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
There's about nine years old. That seems so young.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh my god. And there was like a glass elevator
for the first time.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Oh my god, what the hell this glass elevator.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I'm a generation X, so it's just just different.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
You're like a real working elevator. It's not a Pulley system.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
But listen, where's the operator? Was there glass elevators in
nineteen eighty nine or whatever or nineteen ninety a glass
elevator was like a whole new thing. Yeah, yeah, you're
not wrong. That was cool.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Like when you could see yourself going up and down.
That's fucking so.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Are you guys eighty years old?
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Like I'm just shut the elevator, like shut the lock up,
like shut You're.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
As old as all of us. Okay, you're this, we're the.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Same age and the fact that you can't understand and
like put your mind in the place where you can
get off on a fucking glass elevator.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Blake has been swallowing his his teenage kool aid for
two for too long, where he's like, I was just
I was, I was Actually I'm only fourteen years old
right now.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is what I'm saying,
never a upside down.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I grew up loving little YACHTI and and little Sam,
all the little.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Hey shout out little Sam.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
No, dude, I never had it in my It's actually
a huge influence on me coming up second grade.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Fucking glass elevator. That was just an elevator.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Wait, no, fuck off, what the fuck are you talking about.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
I remember seeing it and be having my mind blown.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Fuck you dude, what No, I'm I'm I'm with the
three of us.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
This is fucking actually making me upset.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I remember being at a double Tree. I remember you
had a double Tree in Waterloo, Iowa as a young boy,
and there was it was like a big like glass
elevator that we go right up the middle, and I
remember just being like, this is fucking.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Insane future Lincolnwood Town Center.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Like I'm like, why don't they make all elevators like this?
Speaker 5 (34:32):
It's not even about it's it's like it doesn't even
matter when it came out, you know what I mean, Like,
right now, I could get on a glass elevator and
watch myself go up and fucking tell it. And I'm like,
this is dope. I'm being risen by a mechanized Kyle.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'm with you. I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Kyle was raised by a glass elevator. I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
But something, but something, We're a little different. In the
early in the early nineties when the glass elevators really
came him on this scene, Blake, I don't know, I
don't know how you're not getting involved with this, dude,
we're talking the nineties, man, glass elevator.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Did anybody beat off in a glass elevator?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
You could spy at people, You could spy on people
in the glass elevators.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
When you would see a couple making out and you
mean on the floor, and you're like, they're making out
in the elevator.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You just have to beat off off, bro, You're beating off.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Thank you God.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
That's the first glass elevator I was in. The first
one I ever saw was in Commando starring Arnold Warzenegger
when he's in the chase scene in the mall.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
My w why do you guys have such a fucking
memory for glass elevators?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
It was the future, dude. Yeah, this is big ship right.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
It was like seeing an eye.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
It seemed unsafe and yet it was safe.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
I just did It wasn't something that amazed me or
tickled my fancy weird. I liked hot topic, dude.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I just I missed mall culture. It's been so long
since I've been in a mall where it just like
everything sort of just smells like the.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Corn or the pretzels, the wetzel pretzels.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Pretzels still is such a hammer, dude.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
That's heartburn, you guys.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Fuck up. There was Orange Julius that was like the
staple of our mall. It was right on the corner.
It was right next to a Mississ Fields. We didn't
have orange Julius. Was just fucking banging that. You get
an orange Julius, you get a Missus Fields cookie and
a couple of hot laps.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Dude, You guys have never been on a mudwalk.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Never been on a mud walk.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
You go to like a legit like muddy swampy area
and you just.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Like a legit one, yes, like a legit like real mud.
We're talking real mud here.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Like literally up to your up to your waist, what
to your waist and you're like trudging and crawling through.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
So you would walk through a literal swamp as a child.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
This was the thing at my summer camp where you
would go on a mud walk right through. This is
in Michigan. So it's like it's not a swamp as
much as it is just fucking dank, muddy like uh woods.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Right, but there's like all kinds of snakes and ship
in there, right.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I mean maybe, but not really. It's are you're wearing waiters?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
No, no, that's the whole point. Is you just naked?
Jack your shoes up, hit your pants track off? Oh
you're not naked, Kyle, Uh say naked you jack off?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Wait, so your shoes are getting stuck in the mud.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's getting heavier and people loose shoes. You gotta lace
up super tight. And then you get fully muddy. And
then you walk back because the little mud area was
kind of off campus where the cabins are, and then
you walk back as a cabin you're all muddy. Everybody
sees you and they're like, oh shit, looking crazy. You
like go and hug counselors and all that literal shit.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah yeah, and so like what like the more muddy
you are, the more you think like girls are gonna
like you and exactly like he's crazy, Like, oh my god.
So you're like rubbing mud in your hair. You're like, hey,
what's up Becca or whatever.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Yeah, there's always the one guy who's like who eats
it and of the girls to be like, I'm crazy and.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
They're like yeah no.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
And then you go to the beach part of like
the lake right there, and you all get it in
your clothes and like the mud comes off from commercial.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Was this like a lot a lot of your boots
are huge.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, this is great.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
That's hot, dude.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I like to do it.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
And that's a mud walk and that's when you get new.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
A billion is a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah, it's a ton of money.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
By the way, thank you, because sometimes I'm like, what
is a billion and it's a ton of money?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
How many billionaires are on earth?
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Well there's a more now, right, Like the bell curve
has gotten so that you can achieve bill, you can
achieve a you can.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Get to bill much easy to be way unobtainable.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
But it's not easy. But it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Ever since Homeboy made that song and then.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Crash the jet ski swamp them Gangham style, I want
oh Sean King.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
I want to be a billionaire so bad? Was that
his song?
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, I know that song? Is that him? I don't know?
That's now I'm confusing this suicidal suicidal?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Oh wait, wait, how are we We're burying the headline.
I fucking got jumped and casting what fucking Daniel Radcliffe
is playing weird Al Yankovic in a biofilm. Yeah, it's
the whole fucking reason. I am what I am? Yeah,
(39:27):
the motherfucker swooped me.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
This needs to be an internet campaign. It's it's a
yell campaign. This is not a whisper campaign. This is
a yell campaign.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Hey Blake why don't you eat it?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Hey, I'll tell you right now. This wasn't an audition
for Weird Al's movie.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
It should have been.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
I didn't even get a fucking read.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yes, all all professionalism aside. Do we think Daniel Radcliffe
is the guy.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
You're weird out? I don't know what did he do?
Speaker 5 (39:53):
He might have not done anything I was thinking about.
I don't know what the fuck is going on. I
don't get it.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I don't. I mean, I get it.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Stand that a lot of people who watch that sketch
now have the keys to green lights, especially in a
fucking content. But the Weird Al biopic, but he Weird
was Aaron Paul, I know, but it's based on that.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
There was a stack Aaron Paul.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Sketch that was like it's a time ago, it's a
funny or die sketch called Weird starring Aaron Paul, where
it was a dramatic take directed by Eric Appel from
Workaholics did a couple episodes one or two.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Uh, you guys are that's my impression to have funny
guy and now fucking whatever.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Ten years later, over a decade, there is Roku original
content green lighting that concept for a movie, and Radcliffe
is coming in Roku?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Yes, yes, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Do you think that they're approaching this movie as like
a super hyper serious thing or do you think it's
gonna be a comedy. I'm like, I don't know what
the tone of this movie's about.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
It's gonna be like Forrest Gump tone where there's gonna
be like touching Go moments where it's like you're so
fucking weird and he's like, I'm gonna be weird forever.
It's gonna be like, uhf is gonna be like the
thing and everyone's like it didn't make any money, you know,
and then Michael Richards is gonna be saying like the
N word constantly to like see that up that is
(41:14):
That is the sketch. That's what it is. This is
the way I know.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
That's the sketch.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah, well then they're just gonna do it, but not
tongue in cheek probably.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
I don't just like kind of like doing the Fresh
Prince like reboot in the drama where they're just like
flipping fucking things.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's like, what are these green lights? Is there a
Fresh Prince reboot? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Yes, there's a dramatic. There's an hour long reinterpretation of
the Fresh Prince dramatic.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Is it just called the Prince or something? Maybe it's
called bell Air. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
See that's how you sell it in.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
The room, the Judge's nephew.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
But but, but but but who's green lighting these fucking things?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
It's the people who like laughed and like are like.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Oh, that'd be so funny if that's what I'm saying, Like,
who's got the finger on the button?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
It's the whole world.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
God.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
I used to work down in Newport as well, dude,
I had, uh, I had. I worked at at Vans,
and fucking we had a celebrity sighting once. Dennis Rodman
rolled up in his well.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
He's a Newport legend.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, wow, the Elizabeth Hurley of Man.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah, dude, So evidently the coolest people live there, Dude.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
I remember I had just finished like painting the curb
outside and he rolled up with his hummer and just
put his.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Tire right on it. Legal, his tire right on it. Dog.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah, what were you What color were you painting the curve?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
It was Vans.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
I think it was just repainting it because it was Vans.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Bro It was Vans. So you skate outside and the
curve will get kind of fucked. And I guess I
guess corporate probably wanted it painted because they couldn't break. Yeah,
Vans was fucking going big at that point. I can't
have evidence of skateboarding in our parking lot.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Vance is a wild ass company. They've gone like, I mean,
now they've gone nuclear.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
But take five minutes. Go for it.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I mean, you want to talk about Van Doren.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Go after them.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
They have the biggest fucking collaborations. Like out there, it's
like Vans and fucking Disney and stuff. It's like, my god, Yeah,
I feel like, what are they? I feel like Nike
might have bigger collaborations, But.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
I said, like the biggest. I didn't say I hear you.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
I definitely hear you, But they're big allegedly got my
take back.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Let me just let me write down that take back
Van's rocks. Okay, let's search for some scratch paper.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Did you smoke weed anywhere at that store, Kyle? Did
you smoke weed at work?
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Always, yeah, in the back because there was actually like
a little annex you had to you had to stock
shoes up top, so you'd go up the back and
and stock the shoes in the backstock and that's where Russia. Yeah,
it wasn't as cold as Russia, but we used to
like call it like you know the forest shooting. You
want to go to like the forest and be like,
(44:02):
yeah no, just like I used to manage that store.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
So it was like, that's right, how did that happen?
Speaker 5 (44:11):
I was the third key. There was two keys above me,
but I was the third. But like, you opened up
in the morning or something.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yes, sure, I opened up.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
I counted the dough, I counted the inventory, and I said,
we're open.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
All you counted inventory every morning? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Yeah, well not every morning, but you do count it.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, because I opened up a La Costs and they
were like, just be awake. Couldn't do it. Just the way.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
My move would be. I would see a bunch of
hot chicks and then I was I was on that
talk to them, and I wouldn't say that I was
into them because I was too chicken shit to do that.
And I'd go up and be like, hey, what's up,
cute girls, my friend's over there like you, and then
my friends.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
En up talking to them, and then.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
My friends would end up making up with them in
like a changing room out of J. C. Penny.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Okay, so yes, the mall would be the place where
because usually when you were in high school or junior
high or whatever, the girls you talked to were the
girls you went to school with. But the mall was
where all the schools came to one place, so you
would see girls. I was like boys and girls that
you didn't see every day at school.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yes, sure, you'd be like, man, these guys are handsome
from out of the school.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
We can't compete, dude. I remember this vivid look at
those flat brown I met this girl that went to
a different middle school. Right. We were in eighth grade,
go on, and we we were talking and then we
became aol buddies and we would instant message each other.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Right, oh damn.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
And then she told me that she wanted to see
my penis.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Oh damn, get hard.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
So she wanted to see it get.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Hard, and you were like, it's already hard.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
She just like, I've I really want to wait.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
She didn't want to see it hard. She wanted to
see it get hard.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
She wanted to see it get hard. She wanted to
watch it go from soft to harm.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Did you tell her, no, you don't, you don't want
to see that?
Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yeah, no, no, No, she's probably like a scientist now, huh,
but science it's kind of exciting.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
It was a kind of exciting. And then we saw
each other.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
She's a scientist probably now.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, it was cool. I'm sure she's a doctor or
scientist or something.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Yeah, it's very interesting to watch it change.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
I think she's probably on the forefront, uh Fauci probably, uh,
she Danielle Fauci. Then we saw her at a like
a soccer tournament, and I remember thinking, and she came
up and was talking to me, and then I remember
thinking the whole time, like she's gonna want to see me.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Like this, it's science.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It is this soccer tournament. Like she really she was
like someone is me like trying to like wiggle it
in my jeans to try to like make sure it's
not going from completely.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Hard jeans out of soccer tournament. You played soccer.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
And I wasn't playing. I wasn't playing. It was my friends.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
He was there, Scoop and Scoop and ladies.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Wow, there was Scoop and ladies. Yeah, And then and
then obviously nothing happened, but things could go down at
the mall. I had friends make up with girls at
JC Penny changing rooms. Things could happen.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
What that's cool. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Oh that was way cool.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
I definitely feel like I missed out.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Yeah, you didn't do mall culture.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
No, it didn't happen. I mean there was one another
town over, but you would go there to go see movies,
and this was kind of it, or like to go
shopping with your mom, because that was like the department store.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Movies in malls was very weird for me. We didn't
have that growing up. Those were separate. So once I
started seeing movies and malls, I did not understand that.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
You had to toe the line there.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I did not get that.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You didn't fortunate, not for me.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
No, they were separate. Wait what Yeah, those are separate things.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Don't have to shop that should be a Dillard's.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
It just seems like, uh, yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
It seems like you don't want to spend like six
hours at the mall watching a movie and Lord and
Taylor and movies.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Yeah, no, J C. Penny and movie. No, this is
not happening.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
That's not good that is funny. Like as a kid,
as a little boy, like how many things that you
would do that You're like, chicks are loving this, Oh
my god, they're loving.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
For example, oh dude, ludalk like.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Like we used to ride bikes and then just like
just like ride down some stairs in front of girls
and like the ship about me, like riding my bike downstairs.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Because you're Jackhamra.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
But just in your like little little boy brain, you're like, oh,
they're gonna love this. Reagan Brittany, check this shit out. Meanwhile,
it's just me going down six hands.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
You like that?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
You like that? That's pretty crazy, right, not really.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Just skidding out in front of him totally, what's up?
Do you almost hit me?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Hit me?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
I sat on my balls.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
I kind of remember just doing like big jumps down
hills to impress girls.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Like at the top of the hill you just like run,
oh yeah, like in your shoes or on a bike.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
No, like just jumping, like running and like jumping and
you'd get air because it's like you're going down and then.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
You'd roll a little bit and get back up and.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Be like yeah, and in your head you're like that
was insane. It looked like an explosion was going off
behind me.
Speaker 5 (49:32):
Yeah, and you're like, they had to love that, and
you're looking over at them, and then you go get
the hairspray and put it all over your hand and
light it on fire and be like.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Look at me, look at me.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
So you're the guy who ate the mud for sure.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
No, I didn't eat the mud, but I hit myself
on fire. I'm not eating the mud.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Did you guys ever think like, oh, tonight, I'm gonna
get probably super wasted, and then tomorrow I'm gonna wake
up and I'm gonna beat in a fucking porno.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
You know, why weren't there dudes gone mild? Why weren't
they just bros their dicks out and hellericoptering it.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
I guarantee you they were like that's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
There's a one chance that in West Hollywood. The thing
is is we were there. We weren't cute enough to get.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Asked, right.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
It wasn't about being cute. It's just no, you whip
your dicket.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah, it was like, are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
No, it's about being cute.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
No.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah, there's a hot standard for the people watching these videos.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Dude, we were walking around West Hollywood just at the time.
I mean that Guy's Gone Wild was definitely being filmed
in West Hollywood, and we were in those streets. Never
were approachach that's a thing.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Well, of course it's a thing. It's just they just
aren't going to pay for ad space on commercial television
because people were like, no, we don't want that. But
if you go to the store or you're online, I
guarantee you there was Dude's Gone Wild.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Blake, there's one hundred percent possibility that Guy's Gone Wild
was a thing.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
I am saying that it probably does. But I'm not
saying we wouldn't have made the cut. I'm not saying
we're having like a whole section dedicated let's but we're
in a montage whipping our dicks out.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay, I'm saying we were there so quick, we were
in the place that it was happening. We were in
West Hollywood, we were there every day we lived there.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
We never had our dicks out, We were never approached.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
We weren't and if we were, you already know, I.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Feel like on Halloween we would have done it.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
You where you feel that, But it never happened, and
they were there.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
True, it's true. They were looking that the.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Gay Joe Francis were out there scoping the scene, and
they looked at you right in the eyes and.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Go, nah, we're gonna pass.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Nah, Adam.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
Do you think that back then, if you were like
looking for it, you could have found it and just
made it happen.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Oh, yeah, looking for it.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
If I was looking to pull my dude, well I
always was.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I know you were.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
So so maybe not so, maybe not.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
You could trip and fall on a dick.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, No, it's not hard to get It's not hard
to trip and fall into the world of gay porno.
That's not hard of pornography.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
How long do you think it would take you?
Speaker 4 (52:01):
All you have to do is go to a gym
in La tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
You should do this tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
I bet Blake would have a harder time getting into
gay porno than he thinks he would.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
There's already a dude named Blake Anderson in gay porn.
I know because it pops up on my Twitter.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yeah, exactly. That's a hurdle. That's a hurdle.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Every once in a while, people will send me photos
of me getting butt fucked all right, that our photoshop
tuck it of like gay pornos that they photoshop like
my face on ye rude. And every once in a
while I get those in the old dms, which is
pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
And everybody listening at home, we are entering minutes seventeen
of this conversation.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
This is important coming in.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Hi, that's my bad.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
I should have saved this for sixty nine. Let's loop
back around call this one sixty nine again.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
How about those rams?
Speaker 4 (52:55):
I love the rams. I had no couple of rams.
I'm talking about rams. I'll talk about rams all day, baby,
full back. Let's get weird.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Do you remember your first weird Al sighting in LA,
because I do feel like it is a like a
people are like, oh, yes, because I saw him Poquito Moss,
and I was like, that's fucking weird ow dude.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Stars, they're just like us, weird wild shut.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
And I just want to tee you guys up because
I wasn't there for this and this is the backstory
and maybe we've told this on the podcast, but you
guys saw weird out at the Orange County Festival or whatever. Yes, yes,
and before he was coming out.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Onto a poodle Hat tour.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Before he came out on stage, you guys started the
chance of let's get.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
Weird, Let's get weird. Yes, with Teddy, with Teddy, with Teddy,
We've covered this, Yeah, we have covered this.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
It was during the poodle Hat tour at Orange County
Fair and uh, that was the moment that the Let's
get weird movement was kind of born.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Right, and then brought you guys brought it to the show,
and then the NHL took it.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
And then and then I.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Do remember going back home to like party like for
Thanksgiving or Christmas or whatever. I'm a big Christmas guy, uh,
and seeing friends and they're like, yeah, man, let's go
out and get let's geet weird. And I'd go right,
and they go and someone would be like, that's you know,
that's from like his show, and they go, what are
you talking about? People say that, and then I'd be like,
(54:24):
I don't, I'm not gonna you get caught. Yeah, you
get caught in the middle of like I defended that's
like whatever. Well no, yeah, Someone's like, no, that's from
what that's their show and they're like, dude, no, everyone
says that and I go, well, well, well, I.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Here's the question.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
Yeah, you want to talk von duge.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
We ever jerk off at words? I know, I know
we smoked tweet at at work at work?
Speaker 6 (54:52):
Did anybody work at church and jerk off at words?
Speaker 5 (54:55):
What's going on without him today?
Speaker 6 (55:00):
Chunk work?
Speaker 2 (55:02):
But yeah, did you guys jerk off at work or
this was a strict no jerk off strictly uh smoke
weed strictly.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Bro Well, I mean I was, well, it's always like
you did.
Speaker 6 (55:20):
Okay, great, but what's the story.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, well strictly professional. Well, uh, no, I don't think
I ever did. I wanted to catch I wanted to
I don't think I did. I don't think I did.
I think all my jerk off stories were at TJ Max.
Uh under my starter Jack.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
I'm trying to think if I did at work at
the Workaholics, Well, the Workaholics office doesn't count. You had
to have no.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
I definitely jerked off at the Workaholics office.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
The Workaholics house was technically our work for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Allegedly, I jerked off.
Speaker 4 (55:55):
At all Workaholics sets.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Allegedly I definitely jerked off under my desk get through workholic.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Well, technically you guys lived at the house.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
So definitely, definitely.
Speaker 5 (56:06):
That's what I'm saying, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
Adam couldn't come unless you had a man knocking at
his door in the morning.
Speaker 4 (56:11):
The butler.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
You guys are telling me late nights, we're working late.
You're in your office, no one's around. You didn't crank
one down at the desk at the workaholic workaholics office.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Probably no I did. Yeah, I just imagined like a
ghost taking the reins, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (56:28):
It would not have been I don't think it would
have been late night for me.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
It wouldn't have been for fun.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
It was early morning if anything for me, because I
used to open up that office all the.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Time, like Van.
Speaker 4 (56:39):
So it was abage man, they die hard.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Go to Russia. That was when I had my time.
Speaker 4 (56:45):
You used to jerk off into half cabs, dude, and it.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Was just it was just a night out.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yeah, it's the shoe shoe goo.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Bro, night out. He's leaving. You're just in the hallway
cranking down. You ever jack with you just walk around
with your cock out?
Speaker 3 (57:04):
Will you explain? Night ow night out?
Speaker 5 (57:06):
Oh, night out was our night assistant, our editorial assistant.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Legend it goes Dennis Rodman night owl those that's my legend, Ladder.
Speaker 6 (57:16):
Let's also explain what a nighttime assistant for editing.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
Yeah, so a nighttime assistant basically takes the cards, the
memory cards from what you shot on the day and
downloads them and imports them into the editing software or
the AVID and they have the horrible job of doing
that overnight so that the editors the next day can
start to cut.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Yes, and it's not like labor intensive, right, you just
have to kind of be there to get it done.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yeah, it's stressful, but it's not labor intensive because if
you lose the footage, there's a lot of downtime.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
If you lose the footage, you're you're fucked.
Speaker 3 (57:49):
You are fucked, you're dead.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
So basically every.
Speaker 3 (57:54):
Say I'm thinking the same.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Night assistant is just cranking down constantly all all night.
You are constantly cranky.
Speaker 5 (58:03):
Yeah, dude, that was one of my first jobs. I
was a night assistant, and I did have keys to
that place well as well. And yes, yes, sir, there's
some downtime and that keys we're getting strokes.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yeah, because that that would lend itself to.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
Assistant. I was an assistant editor at a.
Speaker 5 (58:27):
Trailer house at a trailer house in Santa Monica who
remained unnamed.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
How did we get back to this?
Speaker 6 (58:36):
How did we get back to this every week?
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Beating us?
Speaker 5 (58:42):
It's just like, these are real questions, These are real
questions that guys have for each other.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Hey, sorry, we can't get away from it, Sorry about it?
Haunted by it?
Speaker 1 (58:52):
You want to peek behind the curtain, behind the curtain, brother,
behind the curtains, and you guys want to know about
Hollywood with the boys, talk about.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
A lot of downtime.
Speaker 9 (59:02):
Baby, No girls liked me for sure, you know.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
It was like the little crippled kid. But uh, but
older kids definitely wanted to get me drunk like that.
I think was like people like it would be hilarious
if we got Divine drunk. So I was always that
like freshman kid that they were legal. But to senior
parties and everyone was. The difference between a freshman and
a senior is.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
Starts at the pois, It starts the ps.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
It definitely started at.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
That because you can have thirteen your boobs are huge.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
I was such a child and they're like eighteen year
old kids teaching me how to beer bong.
Speaker 5 (59:46):
Can you be thirteen when you start high school?
Speaker 3 (59:49):
Is that a thing? Or are you fourteen? Pretty much
can be eight? Yeah, dookie howser, you're.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
A freaking genius.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah I wasn't. I wasn't that. It was not my affliction.
So uh okay, I think it was fourteen.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
And that's why it was wild that you mentioned that,
dur because I kind of forgot that, Like we did
kind of see the birth of coffee shops in our
neighborhood too. I remember we had this place called Mocha Lisa.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Oh, so this is cool to you, but the glass
elevators is not.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
No, no, dude, it was real.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
There's always been coffee shops. No, I love.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
It was such a weird thing where like going to
a coffee shop was like this fucking like cool thing
to do as like a a young high school student.
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
But it made, yeah, high school people feel like they
were grown ups. Yeah, absolutely did.
Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
And it was just like a sense of freedom to
go do your homework there. Yeah, you could like bring
your skateboard there and then skate in the back of
the coffee shop or whatever and smoked them Cigy's.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
It was.
Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
It was way before it was like monopolized. It was crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
You could actually like I remember like some of my
first public cigarettes, like where I was like I'm smoking this,
I don't care. We're in front of a coffee shop.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
With older kids, it's because I could hand it to
them if anybody rolled up, and they would give me
the cities.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
And then definitely didn't hang out at a lot of
coffee shops. We would hang out at like restaurants where
like it was like zero dollars to eat.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Their buffalo wild wings.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah, there's a lot of buffalo wild wings, honestly, but
then first one it was like a lot of there
was a Chinese restaurant that they just didn't care what
the ship we did. So like we you could get
a plate of fried rice for eighty cents. Oh you
just eat bucket of fried rice and sit there and
then sit there for like four hours and just like
(01:01:36):
you know, play cards or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
I'll take another one, play cards and eat another round. Two.
Kids are so cool being a grown ass man eating
eighty cent fried rice playing cards with your always you
just have it figured out that play still open.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Uh no, it ended up giving like everybody food poisoning,
like someone died. I think, yeah, they shut it down.
It was like I think someone legitiized from eating their.
Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Foot right, didn't that that happened to us when we
were in when we moved to the valley, we found
that really cheap. Like do you guys remember that fried
rice spot and we all got it and we all
got sick.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
You guys, oh bot not that Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
It was.
Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
It was like fried rice and we got it. It
was when we it was when we shot them. It's
we're eating it and you guys are eating it in
the beginning of the Proto, not the Prototech sketch, the one. Uh,
it's where you're eating it's in bed the Fortune cooking.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Oh yeah, class that was.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Yeah, you guys are scarfing on it at the beginning
of that. That's the fried rice I'm thinking of. It
was so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
I remember that being pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Yeah, it was delicious.
Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
It tasted good, but it sucked you up in the
long run.
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
I think, whatever, man, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Do you remember when we found out that MSG was
the ingredient because we were like on a lot of
Chinese restaurants stoles there, there'll be like a sign that
says like no MSG, because I guess that used to
be a thing back in the day that Chinese restaurants
were known for putting MSG, which is a like a
kind of like a salt, like a spice that you
put into food that it makes you like almost addicted,
(01:03:13):
open toube and it makes it just taste fucking delicious,
and you're like, oh, I gotta keep eating this.
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
So we got producers also please put in.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Facts what it actually is. We got We got these
MSG the spice. Do you remember that? And then we
were putting it on our food.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I remember this very well. Oh yeah, it comes in cubes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
No ours. It was like a salt shaker.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
We went to a weird ass like ninety nine cent
store because we were so bored.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
I feel like it was like a big Wop.
Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah maybe, and they had like a straight up shaker
of MSG.
Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
What the I don't have this crazy memory of it
being a big LOTS.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
I think it was like a big lot And we
got a spice set and MSG was there and we
put it on everything and then we call it the
flavor enhancer.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Was it off the chain and its.
Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
Popcorn glure in our energy journey and we're fine.
Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Adam just had a pissed crystals.
Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
But will you read that description, Adam? Right there, The.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Basic sensory function of MSG is attributed to its ability
to enhance savory taste to active compounds when added in
the proper concentration.
Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
It sounds well, why why then? What's so bad about it?
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Though?
Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Why is it outlawed? Idea?
Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Because it's it does it like truly makes you addicted
to that thing. It's like an additive that isn't an
actual food. So I think people were like turned off
by it. Now we were turned on by it.
Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Maybe there's a medical issue because there it could constrict
the blood vessels or something too much.
Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Well, it does have the word sodium in the work
in monosodium, so maybe nice catch go ahead, thank you?
So maybe it is I don't know something catch wow.
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Keep going. Yeah, And sodium is bad because why constriction?
You are sodium?
Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
I think it const give them given points.
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
You are sodum? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Yes you are so um? Oh my god, I don't know. Yeah,
you were, It's like sodium.
Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Un I just caught that the chunk was real.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
I just got you got it in the lady's voice,
will you played? Do you have it anymore?
Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
On the board. It's not a lady. By the way,
it's a really cool guy. Even better, even though I
don't have it anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
I'm sorry. I guess I'll have to live as that
for the rest of the podcast. Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
By the way, blading is back in a big way.
I'll say that blading is back. I live on the beach.
Rolling blades are back in a real way.
Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Different than aggress I bought mine during the pandemic for ships.
That's different than aggressive skating. Aggressive skating is the grinds
and the clunkers.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Hey, I'm with you. I had some grind place here,
he goes, Did I ever grind? No? The first time
I did it, I almost resnapped all the bones in
my legs, so I immediately stopped doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
What happened at him? Almost at a resnap?
Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Yeah, I fell hard when I put on my brother's
skates thinking I could do it. It's not easy, and
neither are the soaps. Okay, and neither are the soaps.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
You like? Cross your legs to do it right?
Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Oh y, you could do that with one of them. Yeah,
that's one of the skills.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
That's not the way you do it. No, you can
do you can go like this.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
You just go at this same We have to land
at the exact same time or else you slip out.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
It's sick. Check out some VIDs. It's sick.
Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I'd love to so.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Austin Anderson, one of my grooms men. You guys all
know him. He got soaps in high school. He never
rollerbladed in his life, and he was like, dude, I
got soaps. Check this out. And I once again think it.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Would be five years.
Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
I'm gonna be pro.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
I once again think it was the type of thing
of him going like, oh, chicks are gonna love this,
wait till they get a load of me with these
soaps grinding. And he jumped up on this rail and
slipped and I think he like broke his tailbone like
he landed. It was like no, it was like just
like violently injured right away, Like I feel so many
(01:07:33):
kids got hurt with those goddamn shoes. Yeah, I wonder
how quickly we could get in gay porn.
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
If you set out tomorrow, do you think you'd be
doing it within forty eight hours, like doing it filming
within forty eight hours?
Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Well, I think now, because of the Internet, I would
just go and find gay porn producers and hit them up, and.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Then yes, I could in so forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
And in forty eight hours I could be fun.
Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
I mean, you can get an audition, you can get
a read.
Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Do you think you could be doing it in twenty
four hours?
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I bet I could do it this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Do you think in seven hours that's insane? No, dude, No, Well.
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
I'm I'm like, I don't think if I was just
a person, but I'm an actor that people were actors,
that people know a game. That's one producer would go
oh fuck yeah, come how fuck you right now and
film it?
Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
He would he clean his slate for the days.
Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
It's like, if you're like, dude, I'm I'm I'm on
the fucking edge. I need to go now. I need
it in the next two hours. I need to know
film me because this may pass.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I'm hard.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Now, let's fucking film it. Jack. I'm ready to shoot now, Jack.
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
I'm ready to shoot now.
Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Jack.
Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
I won't shoot you. I won't shoot you.
Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
In this state, the state of California, yeah, exactly, man.
This good by the way I tried to talk about
the Rams Rana is the funniest movie of all time,
and like yes, in the Sorry Splice is the funniest
movie all time because it's essentially like a doc was
(01:09:00):
trying to like create a being or like a like
a thing. It comes out and it's actually kind of hot,
and he's like, I gotta fuck.
Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
It, and then I know we've talked about it, but
then he fucks it and then it turns into like
a super mute you gotta watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Watch what's happened? What?
Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
I can't remember that third act. I just remember when
he was like on top of dread comes.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
In what I'm doing? He's like.
Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
And then it like starts to sprout wings and starts
like it's.
Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Just what are those days like on set? What is
Adrian Brodie?
Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Like? Okay, today's the day. Today is the day. I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
That's an actor.
Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
It's the same movie as Lady in the Water almost
where like somebody's fucking but like in is it Lady
in the Water? Is that shape of water? Shape of water?
Thank you? Shape of water? That is at what.
Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Was the what what was the one that with Paul
Giamati that M.
Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Knight Shalaman movie That's Lady in the Water.
Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I never got through that one.
Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Which was also kind of about fucking like a fish. Right.
Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
It was like a pool and you like went underneath
the drain and the movie was.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Then you went into another universe or something.
Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
That movie was something else terrible.
Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Did they overtly fuck creature or was that like a
metaphor behind the ther.
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
I never saw that.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
He just stuck his dick down the drain and was like, whoa,
that not mad.
Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
That's one of the movies where, like you, you watched
the whole movie and then in the last five minutes
it pulls out to reveal that it was just Paul
Giami with his dick stuck in the fucking jets going.
Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
That was the night shallamant.
Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
And you were there, and you were there.
Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
You were a fish?
Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Did you fuck me? Dude?
Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
You passed out with your dick stuck in the vacuum of.
Speaker 10 (01:11:11):
The pool fields like I was in another dimension.
Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
You're like, dude, you were not coming. It was the pain.
You you not You passed out from the pain, but
your body was still coming.
Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
We almost we almost left to him so gross.
Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
And that is the shape of water.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
That's lady lady lad in the water. Lady in the
water is his dick in the drain.
Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
That actually was kind of what the episode we did
where we go into Bill's his dream memor it all
turned out we were like jerking a.
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Yeah, what the fuck was that? We're making him come
the end of Bill's episode where he was having a
dream where he was like in the dream he was
fucking right, great, awesome, but in reality we were shacking
him off and he was like a or something or
(01:12:14):
like some kind of like viber like put.
Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
It on his lap and he cumbed his pants.
Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Oh my god, what was the vibrator? I can't remember
what we use. You must have been selling them.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
It was like a massager or something.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Oh god, that's crazy. That was the twist. You're coming.
You fell asleep in your coming. This was all a dream.
Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Oh my god, that is so funny. A dream, nip it.
Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
That is so remember when we threw the buckets, have
come on you guys. But then I think we cut
it out of the episode, But there were there were buckets,
buckets that we.
Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Didn't passed standards and practices.
Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Yeah, right, yeah, because thirty come salute.
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Yeah, we got bullet timed with buckets of fake semen
and it was it was graphic.
Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
It was blast. It was like a horse blast right, yeah,
it was.
Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
They were big. It was like a big pressurized.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Isn't it crazy? I feel like I saw it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
I think I saw it recently on that account.
Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
That's yeah. Maybe. Well, if you have the DVD and
you've got the you've got the footage uploaded to.
Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
And you've got the time, go ahead and check it out.
If you got some time.
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Out and the tech know how, that's something I'm losing.
That's exact thing came on when I was working at
the when I was teaching at a school that will
remain a name, But I used to.
Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Have to plug in you all know. I used to
have to plug into.
Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
The the projector.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I would just open it up and.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
One greatest spirit of teachers, right happen. Yeah, like you
put your laptop on, you got the projector going. You
just pray to God above that you didn't leave a
fucking porno tabot.
Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Oh God, so embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
But it happens, brother.
Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
So embarrassing, And it's like, well, all right, what's next,
All right, who did that?
Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Who did their homework?
Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
We did that when you were teaching there. You were
also like their age, so they would get it. I
feel like it would be weirder if you were like.
Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
Adam's right, you gotta let it ride.
Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Watch the whole Clapper ride.
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Dude, they get it.
Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Yeah, just be like you did this.
Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I think it's an easier pill to swallow you if
you're a swallow. If you were just like, ah, sorry,
you know, I'm also your age. Obviously I'm cranking down.
Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Adam. You're taking so much time on the thing that
you just you sweep to the side and just move on.
You're like, okay, so obviously we all saw the porn
and was on my computer. I would let's talk about
this for a while.
Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I do fifteen.
Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Humans have urges. Okay, raise your hand if you haven't urge.
Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
No, let's talk about dude. This is a an editing class.
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
We don't do you guys know what POGs are? P
A W G fat ass white girl.
Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
You know what? This is a good way to learn
how to edit porno.
Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
This is huge.
Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
The compression rate on this one what allows it to
stream so well?
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Look at the cuts here.
Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Okay, this is a gonzo This is gonzo porno, and
it's a good example of when not to cut when you're.
Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
You're not familiar with blacks. You're about to be hold it,
hold it and editing.
Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Here.
Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Watch the editing cumshot was hours later.
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
This is what we call a compilation.
Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
It's just like a montage, many clips cut together.
Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Really, it's really choppy.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Wait, that's all you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
It's the most bang for your buck.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
You lean into it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Just go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
This is open on purpose.
Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
Today we're talking about montages.
Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
This is called the compilation, uh version of montages. And
I know what you're thinking, I got caught. This is
on purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
No, this is on purpose. And we are investigating how
they cut this film. Okay, that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
And there is the dean of the school. Hold on
one second, this is a secret class. Let's turn it off.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Let's go back to the regular he's gonna want to
see this. Okay, we've we've got a minute of them
all dancing in bikinis, and we cut to a minute
of them disrobing.
Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Now we got another very very kinky clip. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I could have almost something a little soft core. I
went wildly, wildly hardcore gaping buttles. Okay, and I.
Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Close that tab and there's another one here.
Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Another one? Okay, how many tabs? Who did the second tab?
Can anybody tell me how many lights that they're using
to light this set here? Zero? That's right.
Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
This is more along the lines of the Dogma Filmmakers
of the nineteen ninety.
Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
Five, which segues the Lars Bond Treer no Porto or
art speaking of Dogma, this clip this is dog art
dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Okay, but blcoma sixty nine? Wait?
Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
What was dogmas sixty nine? The place we would hang
out where wherever there was a permission wall, which is
where like the company or the business would let you
paint graffiti on the back of their business.
Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
What that's some shy town ship.
Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
So shout out to Dave's Italian Kitchen.
Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
We would just go there smoke weed.
Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Big shout out to day.
Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Some people be like putting up a piece of graffiti
and we would just watch and people be like doing
skateboard tricks that they couldn't land.
Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
And that's the best kind of just like hang out,
just flippingsbody and.
Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Being like and like trading CDs.
Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
And ship dude.
Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Now just hang out at like Starbucks, right, Like that's where.
Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
You hang out on the internet on call of duty.
Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Yeah, it's all digital metaverse metaverse probably.
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Yeah, I mean we're not far off. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
I think they do hang out, but they they have
to see each other in person because they got to
get the like hand jobs and stuff and uh, you know,
finger bangs.
Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
I don't think they care. I think they'd rather beat
off at home the way they can and then.
Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Just have their friends partic because because they all got
the oculus rifts and it's it's too good.
Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
It's gotta be so well, I don't know, can you
do that? Can you oculus yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
Well, I'm saying talking to each other.
Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Oh can you see yourself though? Yeah you can.
Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
You can have an avatar, can't you.
Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Like when you're hanging you're.
Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
Beating off to fucking Sonic the Hedgehog character.
Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Yeah exactly, but it's not the same.
Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
I wonder if it'll be like where you're you're you're
fucking each other, Like if you have a girl and
you're like, you know what, it's too big of a
hassle to get in a car and drive over there,
and it's it's like too much of a thing. If
you guys could just both put on your oculus and
it's it's sort of like that scene and Demolition Man
where it's just like central sensory Overla.
Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
You know, she would love this.
Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
God, I think we're on the we're on the verge.
I mean that's possible, right, Yeah, that's possible. That's absolutely possible.
The tech is there because they're doing things like they're
doing things where you can wear a sleeve and then
your doctor is like checking on how you're doing physical therapy,
like say you have a fucked up knee or something
like that, you can put a sleeve on and then
(01:19:18):
so if you just put if you just put that
on your dick, it's science.
Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
By the way. I love how they're like the people
who made it are like, yeah, we invented this for doctors,
and they're just waiting for Porno to pick it up. Oh,
because Porno is the front of tech. Then it is
just around the river bend. So doctors, this is for you.
Whatever else is.
Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
That out there, I don't know, tech right, patent on
it and it's for doctors now, it's science. Anyone else
wants to get all maybe brassers.
Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I'm not really sure what else. It could be used for.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Doctors, brassers, whoever.
Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
You know, doctors really need to grin things and wheez.
You know it's crazy, like you know, the tanga egg
was originally like a disposal or something like, Yeah, you
you just throw away the thing and to hear you
tie it up. And then someone was like, you can
stick your dicking.
Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
It's a portable garbage bag.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
It can expand could jerk off into this egg.
Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
If you ever get seasick while on a boat, you
just open this little egg.
Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
It's a contracted for breath.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
And then some some lonely sailor was bred a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Thank you wild shot.
Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Some lonely sailor or any man.
Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
I like that that It only took us thirty or
so minutes to get into porno on this episode. We
really that's maybe the longest run that we've had.
Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Yeah, I'm proud of us. Best episode, proud.
Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Of us out Okay five years. You want to know
what I'm going pro at fingerboarding?
Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Where is this going?
Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
It's fingerboarding? Maybe tech decks get me sponsored. I bet
I could get paid five years from now, do they
still have tournaments?
Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
You can get paid by tech decks right now, Blake.
Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
You just the fact that you just mentioned tech Decks
right you made they're sending they're sending you a check.
Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
That's what I just made five dollars and got ten
tech decks sent to my house off just mentioning it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
By the way, the fact that you think you could
get there, should you show no respect for these people
who are so good at flipping at flipping little skateboards
with their fingers.
Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
No, it's actually really hard.
Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Tech teching is super hard. It's hard.
Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
It's really hard. By the way, the level of respect
Durst thinks that we need to give to tech deck
pros as.
Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
A pickleball I love what I've been there. I've been
to five years as someone who like I devoted I
devoted my young life to swimming and got to a
certain level.
Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
That's sport. Yeah, it doesn't need to be a sport
that requires so much more.
Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
I love doing I'm talking about something. I'm talking about
something I dedicated myself. I got to a certain level
after however many fucking hours, like whatever kind of specific
physical things that gave me any kind of advantage or whatever.
There were still people that were so much more elite
than me and I and I took fifteen or whatever twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Years, but you could go pro in beard chugging or.
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
But this is your now you're talking about. So, my
kid just got the Guinness Book of World Records, and
as we all loved that book, it was really cool.
It was like longest hair, longest fingernails, fattest twins. Fat
Now it's like.
Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
The biggest, fattest cock, most gaming there not.
Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
In there longest now it's longest underwater juggling, fucking whatever is.
And you're like, that's not a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Yes, too specific, And.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
So what you're talking about is, yeah, I could be
the world's best beer chugger key drop to other hander.
I can do this, I could do this for years.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Well, if you have to be able to go pro,
there has to be like you get to a certain
point and you get paid for it.
Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Hey, Mercedes, get at me tech Deck presenting the new
electric Mercedes Hoder's home key drop. Well say no more.
He's the best key dropper in the world that we've
ever seen. From one hand to the other, hander, do
you want me to do it. Okay, I'm here, I'll
do it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
What if I picked up archery? Do you think if
the first time I picked up a bow and arrow?
Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Geena Davis? You know Geena Davis was in the Olympics
for our two totally and I got a bow and
arrow over pandemic. You get a boner over what.
Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Cut a commercial you were. She's huge, Kyle, you were
like a natural. So I'm like, if this dude worked
on it every day for the next five years, maybe
Kyle like he was born to be an archery.
Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
I think I could for skeat shooting. I think I
could go pro skate shooting, go pro being in five years.
I'm a very good naturally, I'm a very good shot.
I just don't go enough. I think if I did
it every day, I could be very good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
That's cool. That's a good one professional.
Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Level, professional level, not the best.
Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Okay, So here's I guess. Here's the thing. What do
you think you couldn't do if you have five years
in every Oh oh.
Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Man, I keep hearing these things. I'm like, I could
do this.
Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Anything athletic, anything athletic, Like I don't think like I'm
too old at this point, Like my body won't get
to the level, like I won't be a professional basketball
player or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
But like shuffleboard, you could do darts, you could do football,
you could do pool.
Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
No, I suck. I'm not naturally good at darts, so no,
I don't think I would be.
Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Okay, what about pool?
Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
I'm not that good at pool. Yeah, so no, But foosball,
I have a base that I know that I'm starting
off already far enough ahead that I think in five years,
if I really dedicated myself, I could, right, didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Some homies do this with curling where they were like,
we want to go with the Olympics. What sports do
we think we have the best chance in And they
started doing curling and they actually made it to the Olympics,
made it or like or went to trials or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
I think that was Bob sledding. I think it was Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Yeah, cool running Jamaican.
Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
No, you're right, because curling is probably a pretty.
Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Like that's the most easy access, I would say, and
the fact that.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Especially if you're from a country like well, no, that's
very hard.
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Yeah Mexico.
Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Yeah, I don't know, Jamaica, you know, Jamaica or something,
But dumb ass. If you're from like Republic of Congo
or a fucking where they're like no one's doing it,
You're like right to Jamaican team, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I don't know, somewhere where it's easy, like the coldest
country tree in North America.
Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Unreal, dude, Remember Adam. We also did that fucking weird
ass sketch comedy thing that was called seventy two Virgins,
and it was about these two like frat bros who
basically go to what they think is a frat but
it's a sleeper cell for terrorists and they like convinced
us and it went on like CNN and shit, yes,
(01:26:23):
it was very viral. It made some noise.
Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
The Drudge Report or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Yeah, it was crazy, and it was just like we
were just I don't know, just fucking saying yes to whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
But yeah, it was just it was a funny, at
least a funny conceit.
Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
I mean, we spent a whole summer. We spent a
whole entire summer working on the fucking the fucking Live Show.
It was like a summer of our lives. And we
got paid like three.
Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Hundred we said, we got paid in gum and ship.
Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Not my fault. Not my fault.
Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
We got paid in gum. We talked about it.
Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Not my fault. Yeah, oh yeah, right right right, go
girl energy, go girl energy. That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
So that being said, I think maybe you know, I
don't know if you would have tickled each other, but
we we did do some things that I look back
and I'm like, yeah, buddy, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
I tucked my dick between my legs on stage. That's
as that's as close to tickling another person as I
was kidding. Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
I mean I've shown my buttthole in Game over, man.
So we've all done things.
Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Yeah, so what are we talking about here?
Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
I'm actually proud of that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
But you're proud of that butt.
Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Yeah, sure, sucked on my titty, sucked on my titty.
Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
We all do things.
Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Goodbye. And by the way, Kyle blackmailed me about it.
I did.
Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
I did, sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
See happens manu.
Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Oh And then and then the issue was was it more?
It came out like they held onto the movie for years?
Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
What movie are we talking about? The seventy and two version,
because that was just a Trey rat.
Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Co No, I forget. I think it was Ratco the
Dictator's Son, and they held on to that forever, and
then it came out like right as Workaholics was coming out.
Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Yeah, that's right, and then they.
Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Were pairing rat Code the Dictator's Son with Workaholics episodes
on Comedy Central, like on Comedy Side.
Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
By the way, the main character in Ratco is Pedro
from Napoleon Dynamite. I don't know the.
Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Actors Ephron Ramirez, I believe.
Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Yes, but he was the main he's rat COO.
Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
That's sure.
Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
I don't think I've ever watched the movie, but it
makes it's funny. It's probably highly offensive.
Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I bet there's a chance that you would think it's
funny in a way that you like bad stuff, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Dude, comedy is offensive. Blake made his favorite type of movie.
Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Yeah, yeah, and he hasn't even watched it objectively bad.
Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
I don't know. I don't know if I have the
patience for it anymore. I don't know if I could
sit down and just watch Ratco.
Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Yeah, you're always so busy like doing stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
I am man, you gotta be not watching stuff, like
not always watching stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Yeah, yeah, I listen to pods now, man, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Name it's name. Five podcasts you listen to?
Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
I'm not trying to get free Besides, I'm not trying
to get free press. I know it's been a long
ways out, but it's never too late to give somebody
their flowers. Bombs, sagg it, what a great TV dad
and r I P a fucking goat man, dude, Yeah, yeah,
Full House, what a run? That show was the ship.
Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
You know what I had? I had forgotten that he
was the voice of How I Met Your Mother. He
was like the telling the story guy.
Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Oh really yeah, the narrator.
Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
He's got Yeah, that's the term I work in the business.
He had his Full House paper right stacked it. Then
he had his a f V America's yeah yeah videos
paper right stack that. But then I was like, where's
his recent paper from? Is it just doing stand up?
And then I remembered he was the voice of, like
(01:30:01):
the storyteller on How I Met Your Mother.
Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
And all those shows you just named that money stacked
is stacked high.
Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
And like Guiermo del Toro was a co owner of
How I Met Your Mother? So also, I give where
are the producers on that?
Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
They're not trying to call you out. Well, you know, Bob,
that's a San Francisco legend, right, they're real Bay Area legend.
Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Is he did he go to the same high school
as you or not? No?
Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
I think it was just the fact that Full House
took place in San Francisco and like it's kind of
a place you can go and see the house. Yeah,
it's just like.
Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Yeah, dude, a full House had like rice a Rony jokes.
Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Yeah, and he was like constantly wearing like Warriors jerseys
before it was fucking Steph Curry splash bro hours, he's
wearing like Giants gear. So you know his his status
is he's he's he's a legend in the Bay that's
for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
I like to think that if we were cast on
that show, like it would have worked out pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
Oh dude for days.
Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Yeah, for sure. I'm trying to think, like would I
be would I be Saggot? Yes? And would Adam be
Uncle Jesse? Adam is Uncle Jesse or Blake Uncle Jesse
fu Man I feel, I know, but Blake seems like
way more of an Uncle Joey Dave Cooyer type, or
is Adam that I don't know? That you know what
(01:31:23):
I'm was something sacred.
Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
No, it's okay, it's okay to live in the multi.
Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
Well, that's the thing because what well you have to
think about. You have to think about.
Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Where's Adam Saggett and I'm Jesse and Blake is Coo.
Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
Ye, I don't think it's I don't think he can
because like the main thing, like their characteristics is like Joey,
it was heck a silly median dude, right.
Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Yes, always gave a laugh to the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
But Jesse was Jesse was a playboy. But he was
in a band and didn't get get in some head.
Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Yeah he was, Hey, I'll be right back, I'm getting head.
He was always kidding the head.
Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
I didn't really explore that, but that bro was getting
domed up in the car because he wasn't doing it
at the house.
Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
You missed that after Yes, he wasn't that he was
personally getting tickets at the park.
Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
It's a full house, bro. Where is Uncle Jesse getting
domed up?
Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
He's in the car on the San Francisco streets.
Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Bro, Uncle Jesse has the most long car blow job
he's in television history.
Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
He's in Golden Gate Park.
Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
Anna says he was getting it in the attic. That's right.
They had an attic. Oh yeah, well, like you do
not go in the attic.
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
No, No, he had comment. He would comment waiting. He
would leave comment at the door and whenever most start
scratching the door, like get you, get you close, you
gotta go, give me here. Kimmy, Kimmy, her comedic sensibility
was off the rich.
Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Where are they now? Was? She happened?
Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
And then she came back to it and slayd I
watched the reboot pilot and she was on the point.
Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Still killing Kimmy. Gibbler was still gibbling it.
Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
She was gibbling.
Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
But did she did she do any So you're saying
she went out the business and then came back.
Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
They were like, hey, do you want to make us
two thousand dollars a week or fifty that whatever? Was No,
I'm just I'm like just to hit him with some gibbles.
It's so cool, like she was like made for that
role and that role.
Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
It's dust off your jean jacket with the fringe.
Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Hey, Kimmy, if you want to come back and make
twenty grand an episode? And she goes, let me just
hit him. She still got the no that was she
clicked write it on the zoom call. Let me think
about that for a second.
Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Let me gimble. All I gotta do is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Yeah, she heard the rumblings about the reboot and she
was waiting by the phone ready to get I'm drooling.
And you know Kirk Cameron's sister, what's her name? So
whatever Cameron Cannae cameraon cannas Cameron know that. She was like,
I gotta get upstaged by this chick again. Dude came
(01:34:29):
in like le. She came in like earkle and just
stole the show.
Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Kimmy Gibbler shout out to all the can Gibbler stands.
Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I
was caught? I don't know. I might have told this
story on the podcast. I'm not sure, but I was
caught jerking off by my mom and I'm I'm in
the basement, and I'm a senior in high school, and
you enter through my garage and you will go right
in the basement. It's an old computer. It takes for
ever to like download and or upload pornows via the
(01:35:04):
Sublime directory. And there were so many pop ups, and
so there's just like a hundred pop ups to pop up.
And I hear the road shore coming on, and I'm
trying to is this the yeah, And I'm trying to
click out of it quickly. I jump on the couch.
She comes in and my mom looks at the computer
and she goes, Mom's pretty.
Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Chill, and she's like, Jesus, you disgust me.
Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Yeah, you discuss me?
Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
And then I go upstairs and and why did?
Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
She says?
Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Are huge?
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Beatty had seen this?
Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
Did?
Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
I did?
Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Tell it?
Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Well, it's a classic.
Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
It's because it was like hot brother on Sister action
and it was two siblings fucking, which is a weird.
It's a weird pop up? Why is that a pop up?
Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
It really pisses me off? It doesn't it piss you
guys off? That like that? It's so prevalent.
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Are we talking about this commercial?
Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
What? What?
Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
But it's step right.
Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
It's step Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
Still, it's like what I'm not I'm not justifying it.
I'm not justifying it.
Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
I'm just saying you're allowed to it's steps like sister
or whatever. You're like, hey probably have been around them
for most of your life. And now you want to
fuck them.
Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
That's gross, dude, guys, let's let's not bury the freaking
headline here. You know what started at all? What do
you guys remember the movie Clueless? The whole movie is
about Paul rudbying or her stepbrother, and at least a
Silverstone wants to bone him.
Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
No, he works at the dad's law firm.
Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
No, they're they're step people together, brother and sisters.
Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
I don't really remember that movie.
Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
Well, but you're forgetting you're forgetting the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Wait what happened in that we that's true, we're all
forgetting the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
Yeah. If your TV breaks, now, do you get a
TV repair man? Is that even a job anymore? Or
you just buy a new You just buy a new TV.
I was thinking of that the other day. I was like,
if this TV were to break, I would just buy
a new TV. I wouldn't even There's I remember, specifically,
on multiple occasions a TV repair man right coming to
(01:37:21):
the house. I remember our VCR breaking, My dad took
it to the VCR repair man. Right, I'm like, that
doesn't fucking exist anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Well, because a lot of the times for old TVs,
there was a bulb in there, correct, So like if
the bulb was all fucked up, you had to like
open it up and replace that and then VHS. Sometimes
the tape would get caught, so you'd have to take
it somewhere to get it.
Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
Out, yep, or you'd have to he'd have to clean
the heads remember that shit, right?
Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Did you guys have the little red sports car that
would rewind the tapes for it?
Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
I did. That must be the glass elevator generation, because
I don't know what the fuck we were.
Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Talking about, homeboy.
Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
I didn't have a rewinder. No, it was a specific
machine to rewind. Yeah, so you didn't fuck your heads
up on your v c R. No, we go hella
fast and then slow down towards the end, so it
didn't so sick.
Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
That was a luxury.
Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
It looks like a little red sports car wind so fast.
Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
Wowa, Wow, goddamn, that was a luxury. We didn't have
that in my home.
Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
At Adam's wedding, we were talking about something.
Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Your brother was the All Star, by the way, I'll
give him.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Did you not hear about it?
Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Kyle?
Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
You heard about this right? Your brother comes up and
he goes, we were talking about something. He goes, I
mean ship. My brother always looked up to him. He
had the world record for pogo And I go what, Yeah,
he said you had it, And I got when he
goes when we were kids, and I go, how old?
And he was like he was like twelve and I
was like nine or eight or whatever, and and I go,
(01:39:07):
Kyle had the world record for pogo sticking at twelve.
He goes, I go, no, he didn't. And he goes, yeah, no,
he like he like slept leaning up against the wall.
The whole thing was that you just couldn't get off
the stick. And I go, Adam knew a check. Baby,
Now your brother lied to you when you were super
young and impressionable, and you've stopped this your whole life.
(01:39:29):
And he goes, no, it's impossible. I go think about it.
He slept leaning up against a wall on a pogo stick,
and his face Jesus fell off.
Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
He was like I was from the tailor, right.
Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
Yeah, I think I don't know something. But he's a storyteller, man,
There's been plenty O.
Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
He's a story believer. You're a there's plenty No.
Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
But he also does a lot of like filling in
blanks to make it awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
In his mind.
Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
Big fishes, big fishes.
Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
Yeah, it's big fish. Big fish is like what that
was like our family movie. Like when that movie came out,
we all looked at each other and we're like, that
movie fucking rocks movie because it's all about tall tail.
Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
I love Big Fish too. I saw it twice in
the theater. Dude, that movie bad movie rock.
Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
So yeah, that movie kicked. But dude, that's one of
my favorite movies of all time.
Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
I didn't recall like it it's a bad movie.
Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
It's fantastic now.
Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
It rules. And also it didn't come out when we
were kids.
Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
We were adults, utterly forgetable, absolutely memorable and just like
you know, touching, there was a big fish, I believe. Yeah,
there was a big fish at the end. There was
a truth to it, and there was truth to all
the characters as well. But the in the fabric in
between all of that was was made up, you know,
embellished if you will.
Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Okay, we think, however, you need to explain it. So
we think he made this story up about you being
this pogo p.
Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
I think he knows that I wanted it when I
was eight years old and we were in Korea.
Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Or do we think that you might have told him
this story when you were really young and he and
he put that little colonel back here and.
Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
It's only no, we're only two years apart. That's not
that's not happening.
Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Then he's an idiot and found out how dumb he was. Oh,
he just plays. He just plays in reality, what's he's
just dude? His heart broke when I was like, think
about this, No, it didn't. He was drunk.
Speaker 5 (01:41:17):
He was acting, bro, Trust.
Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
I guarantee this. No, he played you in that moment.
Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
I guarantee was the one that got Oh, it's the
biggest reveal.
Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
O ship.
Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
You got new and checks, bro, And that's why you
don't like the movie.
Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
Motherfucker, He'll take it all check. It's the newest punk
get in this in this universe, you guys are creating
My family.
Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
My family always says, now, like, don't ruin a good
story with the truth.
Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
That's like what their.
Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
Ship is that?
Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
Yeah, No, I know, I know it's not a great
place to live, but that is something that is a
Your family says this, it happens, Huh, Your family says this, Yeah,
who at what point?
Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Like when my mom says that, when when did she say?
Like when was that where you're like laying in bed
and she was reading your stories and she was like,
you know, speaking of stories.
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Whenever you're telling a good story and you kind of
embellish a little bit and calls the other person out,
then you're like, hey, man, let me tell my fucking story.
That's basically what it is, you know what I mean, Like,
there's no reason for you to cut in front.
Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
This is a ride.
Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
Hey, and Kyle, I agree with that. I love that
about your family. I think that's fun.
Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
I'm creating a ride for the people who are listening
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Fun. Yeah. But when I hear your story, I go,
that's a lie. Like when I when I hear Adam
tell a story and I'm like, I was there, it
wasn't that crazy. But guess guess what story you just told?
And then like you know, it keeps going. It's cool, Yeah,
it does keep going. Like like how when you're sitting
watching big Fish and you're like, is this over? And nope,
just it keeps going. Shut up, bitch, that's weird. Why
(01:43:06):
don't you like that? Movie. That's a trip in a half.
Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
I gotta watch it again.
Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
I thought it was I thought it was stupid. Yeah, no,
it was not that.
Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
I get all of those adjectives.
Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
But what's up? I thought it was like, Uh, I
didn't like the tone. What happened to you? You? What?
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
I didn't like the tone at all, the.
Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Tone of magic like fairy tale. They're like, ah, I'm
a guy going from town to town.
Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Oh, you're taller.
Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
I remember a tall guy. It's Ewan McGregor, You.
Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
And McGregor, Albert Finney.
Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
Crud up, finn kill credit kills it.
Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
So do you not fuck with Tim?
Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
That's a good I funk with Tim Burton hard. That
is one of the worst Tim Burton movies. For sure.
Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
It's a departure. But what you like Big Eyes better
than that? I'm sorry they like big Eyes better than
that one.
Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
That I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Big Guys is big Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
It's another It's another Burton departure. Man, So you're lumping
you're lumping big fish with big Eyes.
Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
We're talking departure.
Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
No, I'm just saying it's a departure from his regular tone,
like this.
Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Was a I don't think it was that big of
a departure. It seems like now he's goth and dark.
Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
It was normally he's very much more macaw bra than that.
Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's a macabre storyteller.
Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
I get what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
Yeah, Mica, Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
When somebody does something bad, just calling it a departure
is kind of a cool way to put.
Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Yeah, it's fully excused.
Speaker 5 (01:44:35):
That's not what I'm saying, though, That's not what I'm
I know, I know you're saying.
Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
Tim Barton has a very specific tone and look, but
it is cool to say departure, as like, who said
Tim Barton, Blake.
Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
But the fact that I'm always the one to say
words wrong, the fact that Blake just said it, so
pumped dude, Tim Barton.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
I love look, I love Tim Burton, and I was
so pumped to go into that movie. And then when
it took.
Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
Its departure to bad movie Land, I was like, you
out of your mind, bro, all.
Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
Right, now arriving bad movie now, arriving you felt.
Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
By the departure, Yes, that's what you felt. You felt
betrayed because it's not a bad movie. Edward s Cisterhands
is my top ten.
Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
Probably.
Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Love that movie.
Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
That movie rules fantastic.
Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
So you felt betrayed? You like a certain flavor Peebe's
Big Adventure, both of his Batman's. Yeah, I like a
certain flavor.
Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
Don't change the flavor. Don't change your Burton flavor. You want,
you want, you want that to stick.
Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
You want that black licorice, marshmallow cucumber.
Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
That sugar watermelon marshmallow, baby cotton candy marshmallow.
Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
You must have been eyeing that beer punk.
Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Oh yeah, No, I was probably drinking on some jungle
juice dude of same dude, just a barrel of like
a bunch of mixed drinks.
Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
It was sick, this one.
Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
We lived on the in the Dinosaur House. This is
a post jungle juice era.
Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
Okay, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
I remember when we used to fuck up jungle juice,
and that was that was a very nasty.
Speaker 5 (01:46:12):
Two in big ass tubs.
Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (01:46:14):
We used to do it in garbage. Can you I
remember you? I remember very clearly. You addressed as a
treasure troll.
Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
I was dressed as a treasure troll as a Halloween party.
Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
Yeah, A stirring jungle juice with a fucking two by four.
Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
It was yeah, with a two by four that we
like found outside. It was gross.
Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
It was dope. That's like fucking dope.
Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Only because only because I had been to frat houses
and I had seen how they make jungle juice, and
I'm like, yeah, it's just a ton of shit, we'll
just do it like that. And then also our parties,
there's only like twenty people there, you know what I mean.
It wasn't like a frat It wasn't like a frat
party where there's like two hundred people there to drink this.
Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
And then of course you'd turn it into like a challenge.
It's like we got a fish.
Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
Why.
Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
It was just like.
Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Every type of alcohol we possibly could.
Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
Well, dude, do you remember after that ship Teddy friend
of the show put the fucking ship into like uh
like jars like tupperware and put it in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
And was.
Speaker 11 (01:47:20):
Like, yeah, so we took the jungle juice trash can
put it in the fridge, and then that became the
challenge for the next like fucking year, Like they were
like in our kitchen phrase to drink it for the
next year, Like who wants.
Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
To go after the jungle juice, like, let's.
Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
Do it some breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:47:40):
Does it go bad?
Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
No, it's pure alcohol.
Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
I remember at that party. I remember at that party,
I mixed uh energy drinks mixed with vodka and beer
bombed it and uh yeah exploded. I remember immediately like
on the last was like and that was the worst
idea I've ever heard in my life?
Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
Goodbye? How fun was it to be around you? After that?
Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
That was my heart beat? No?
Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
So scary, so scary. Yeah yeah, it's like he's gonna die.
Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
He's just like, oh this is a funky beat.
Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
He just turned into human jungle music.
Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
Dude, it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
Are there any takebacks? Apologies? Giveaways I would like to
take back to ourselves are in nineteen twenty twenty one
year old selves for drinking that jungle juice. I feel
like that was a poor decision and we probably took
I wish there was like a little tracker this is now,
this is a good app Where were you just like
(01:48:43):
kind of put in like what you're about to do
and then that shows you how much time that's gonna
take off your life and you can go like that,
oh shit, oh shit, this. Actually, this drinking this jungle
juice will take like a week and a half off
my life. Maybe it's not worth it, or maybe it is.
Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Would you do anything, what like change his lifestyle? My
bro's still gonna say.
Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
Or do you think it would be like now a
contest where it's like, yeah, that only took five years
off your life. Watch this, I'm gonna take ten years.
Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Pussy, I'm gonna take twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
That's what I'm saying. If we could walk up to
each other and flash our app and show how many
lifetime burritos we've eatee and then like just be like, yo, dude,
I'm like twenty ahead of you right now.
Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Wait, yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
Have I wrote something down, Adam. I'm sorry I called
you a scab.
Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:49:31):
I know you weren't. You were actually on the picket
lines and you are a freaking soldier for that, dude,
and I respect you.
Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
If I worked there, I would have took you to Russia.
It would have been sick, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
We would have been going to Russia, dude, several times.
Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Russia.
Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
We would have been living in Russia.
Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
Russia. Do you had one of us? Have a stroke
on the podcast. God, that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
That'd be good for ratings.
Speaker 4 (01:49:58):
Yeah, I heard before you have a stroke. He you
smell orange chicken.
Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
I would be crying, dude. If I saw you go down, Homie,
I'd be like fucking.
Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
Oh my god, Like that would be You'd be bummed.
Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
I would be real bummed.
Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Who would be the most bummed? Do we think out
of the four of us, if if if I were
to just die the most.
Speaker 5 (01:50:18):
Bummed, if I could see your face while you were
passed out, I think I would start crying if you
were if I could see your face, like if you
fell backwards and passed out like that and it was
like not moving, I think that would fake. Are we talking.
Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
About who would be the most bummed? Immediately or like
a week later? Kind of smokes sort of cleared. We're
kind of some people are getting over.
Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
It, but what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:50:41):
Like who stays?
Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
No, I guess I guess we're talking about like like immediately,
like who's the most bummed?
Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
Kyle, I'm scared. I'm scared out of my mind.
Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
And that's another episode of.
Speaker 4 (01:51:00):
This is ex Slam.
Speaker 3 (01:51:05):
Fireway fire Away And I'm angry the next week and
get to leave.
Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
I'll come back and three days the living room
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Anders Holm
Kyle Newacheck
Adam Devine
Blake Anderson
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