Ep 100: Is Adam Dying? Let’s Ask Dr. Brozarks!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important a production of My Heart Radio,
the show where we own. We talk about what's obviously
most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Today we talk about what's up with my hamorrhoids. I'm drunk. Okay,
the dick's out. I'm gonna learn something. The goddamn se quel.

(00:25):
It's the sequel. Here we go. Start your engines ring, minging, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, mink.
We made it. I gotta keep it. A hunted can't stop.

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Blood and blood and blood and okay, let's go. Wow,
this is a smash walk down memory lane? Is it? No? No?
Should I keep going? Yeah? I'm gonna come. I just
want to party, Do not come? Oh shit, bro? What

(01:11):
was that dude? I just want to party? Was that
yellow Wolf? It was? We made it. We made it,
Thank god. No one thought we could do it. No, literally,
not even us most listeners. No, I thought we were
doing what forty five or something. It's like, this is impressive. Yeah,
let go, And remember early on I was like, I

(01:33):
bet it'll take a solid forty to get good at this.
It looks like it's going to take over a hundred
still waiting. Wait, I don't know what we're doing, and God,
should we tell everyone we have planned for today? We're
live outside of the fountain. Can you hear it in
the background. Well, we we had a lot planned. We

(01:55):
had tickets, book we had special guests, we have what
else did we have? We had like just a lot
of secrets lined up, many secrets. I did not know that.
Oh yeah, it was so much. Kyle and I were
on a flight to Las Vegas. Yes, well I am
here right now. How and I not know that? Yeah?

(02:17):
How can we? Well? Me and Blake sometimes like just
kind of go for it, you know what I mean,
Like we just kind of it's a conquered thing. Oh,
the conquered way for sure. Water trash. Yeah, it's like
I don't think, just like go, you know, like let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go. And so again, what
did you do? Well, we had to cancel everything because

(02:39):
what there was we had a emergence. Actually we're getting old, guys.
I gotta keep it up. And specifically I am I'm yeah,
I went I went blind. It was it was the
weirdest fucking thing. And we were supposed to record like
last week and the day before I just got back

(03:03):
into town. I was exhausted, and I like, I was
sitting outside reading the script and I looked up and literally,
I haven't told I mean, I've texted with you guys,
but we haven't talked on the phone. And first, too scary.
I looked up. I couldn't see anything. It was like
the scariest ship of my life. Like literally my vision

(03:23):
was everything was blurred and crossed like in a moment,
just all of a sudden, just all of a sudden,
and did it go black? This is what I wanted
to ask you to go dark? Or you just saw
the blur, just the blur, you a zone. And then
I had like a crazy headache and I couldn't I
could barely keep my eyes open except for to look
straight ahead or down, which didn't stop me from like

(03:48):
watching three more episodes of Sopranos. You just all I
need to do is hear it? Wait a second, one
hold on a minute. This is this wasn't in the
I had I've had him downloaded. Uh. I was just
like laying there being like, well, it's probably you know,
I'm probably have a headachres and then but then it's
like really scared because it I was like, maybe I've
just I'm just exhausted, and it's going to go away

(04:12):
in an hour or so. And then it lasted like
four hours of me being fucking blind until I finally
was like, this sucks. You were watching the Sopranos for
four hours while you were blind? No, not the whole
time I was in the process. Uh, yeah I was.
I watched an episode I was, then I became blind.
Then I tried to watch another episode and and was

(04:34):
it wasn't working. That was still blind. So it was
like radio it wasn't working that well. See, these are
the details when we when we get like we get
the text that we're not gonna be able to do
the podcast because Adam from our manager, because Adam's gone
to the hospital because he's gone blind. Well I haven't
got I haven't gotten there yet because I had a
we're ready to talk about it. Yeah, I hadn't got a.

(04:57):
But these are the details that are would have been
good to know, where it's like, hey, Adam went blind,
but then also watched two more hours of Sopranos. Yeah,
well I was. I was like laying there going like, well,
what am I gonna do? You know? It was like
seven or eight pm. I'm like not ready for bed.
I can't fucking see anything, and throw a cold rag

(05:18):
over your eyes and lay down. I don't know how
to take care of myself, dude, I'm home alone, always
not here. I don't know how to take care of myself,
and so I'm just like playing there and then I
could try to get through that next episode. It didn't
really work because I could if I look down or
straight ahead, I could focus on one thing. Oh, you
could have gone the rest of your life like that,
you'd be fine. Yeah, yeah, I could have. I could

(05:40):
have will operate that way I thought it went. But
as soon as I started to look around, I couldn't
see anything and like was dizzy, like I was gonna
fall over, and so I went to bed. The next day,
I had an appointment because I tore my groin muscle
when I shooting the Bumper Show. Because I'm an old
man now, you know. Yeah, man, you're falling apart. Yeah
you mean you tour it like months like six months ago. Yeah,

(06:02):
and then it's still fucking killing me. It feels like
someone like kicks me in the fucking nuts all the time.
Let me get in there. You need a good massage.
When we get in there, I'll get it. I'll get
it out. I need a good top massage so much
so that I won't I won't let Chloe suck on
my balls. I get stop it. And that's one of
my favorite activitis. Is she cool with that? She's really

(06:22):
cool with it. It's actually like so cool with it. Yeah,
that's cool. I'm gonna say it t m I. And
then I went to the t m I Nation that
should be the name of this show, tm MY Nation
that I went to the doctor for the groin I
already had a doctor appointment. I haven't been to a

(06:43):
doctor in over three years. Go to the doctor's appointment,
told him about my groin issue. He was like, okay, yea,
I'm gonna look at it. And then I was like, oh, yeah,
a weird thing happened last night, and told him about
my eyes situation, and they freaked out there, like what
you couldn't watch Sopranos? Was it kind of similar to
how we're freaking out and you're just talking about how
you kept watching TV? Yeah, dude, I mean I'll relay

(07:06):
my experience also, but go ahead and so then and
so then we're I was like, I mean it was
it was really scary. I didn't know what to do,
you know, in the moment. And uh and so I
was like it was better than next day. From my
left eye kept twitching where I couldn't really see out
of my left eye all that well, like a horse.
But when it twitches, my dogs like a winking butt hole.

(07:30):
Not the whole doctor. My eye is like a winking butthole,
winking bubble dr If you go to like a cool
down and dirty strip club, the buttles will wink. Of course,
I do what that's what my eyes is doing. And so, uh,
they freaked out. They switched to the hospital. I had
to get all these tests at a CT scan. I

(07:52):
had uh m l rye done. When it starts to
get very serious, I depended any twitch you know you
don't normally have to do. It was very very scary.
Um yeah, and then essentially they were like I think
you you go. Basically the doctor was like he was
a bros ar kind of doctor. He's like, yo, sure,

(08:14):
it seems like you go too hard in the paint,
bro and um, it was it was migraine. It was
a migraine. And then did the bros. I feel like,
would you like me to suck on your balls just
when well my ball is still hurt. That's the issue is.
That's not resolved. So Saturday I have to go and
get a ultrasound on my nutsack. I'll piss down on

(08:40):
my nutsack. Yeah, you could get a two fer the
m R. I didn't kind of scan that business too. Now,
it was just the knog. MR is the head, right,
that's the cranium. That's all it does. Yeah, I don't
know that's what that did. Well, you got two heads
on your body. Brother, You never know. Maybe ye thought

(09:03):
about it, didn't say it. You set I'll go down
that road. Uh yeah. So it really sucked. It was
really scary, you know, because you never think that you
were going to have a stroke or anything like that.
To me, wasn't even a possibility. Some people do well,
I mean, and then they looked at me and they
were like, you couldn't see And I'm like, yeah, no,

(09:24):
I really couldn't. It hurt a lot. I was dizzy,
and they're they're like, you you might have had a
stroke last night, you have to go to the hospital.
And I'm like, do I have to? And then the
another doctor came in and it was like I just
heard what happened. You have to go to the hospital
right now. We're calling an ambulance for you. And I'm like,
I can drive myself. I can see out of my

(09:45):
right eye and they're like, no, we're and then and
then I go there. They all know who I am.
They've like called ahead and like whispered like this is
so they put me under like a a John Doe,
but my name was Jem Doe Gemstone. Alright, right, just
Jem jem do Jem Doe? Did you gotta get better doctors?

(10:06):
And I'm serious, I need funny. How about people that
are like, it's Adam Divine, that is his legal name,
and we need to get him fixed. No screw ups,
no wrong surgeries, no wrong scame. So I can you
imagine there's another gem Do Jem Doe. Dude, call him Jim.
We got a Jim Doe here and we thought it
was a misspelling. He needed a new new leg. Unbelievable.

(10:29):
We cut off this man's legs. I love the idea
of you like dying and then being like it was
a righteous death and you're like, oh, please help me. Yeah,
they're very they're very kind in there. But when you
sent the text that said you may have had a
stroke or a brain hemorrhage, my fucking mind went nuts. Dude.

(10:50):
I was like, you're saying you had a stroke or
a brain pan. Well that's what they told me. They
were like, Kyle, calm down. No, Like I was, I'm
not gonna I mean, I'm an emotional guy, but I did,
like I walked way into like this other area where
I'm like, oh, no, you know what I mean, Like,
I let myself feel that for a moment. Did you
start writing the letter? No? I did not. I pulled

(11:12):
myself and read it on air. Read it on air. No,
I pulled myself out after when we kissed that one night,
I had a tear. I shed a fucking tear. Thank you, Kyle,
Thank you man. It was nice. It was nice. I
shed a fucking tear. I did. I sat there on
my bench by my pickleball court and I was like
reading the text. I'm like, dude, I know this guy
took a three minute time out from pickleball. Yeah, I

(11:33):
took a moment. You know what, two minute time out. Yeah,
I've got a process something real quick. It was hitting
the ball extra hard like it. I know it's a
good game right now, but I need a break. Give
me a minute. Okay, I need a break. I need
a two minute break. If I can rally up to twelve,
he'll live. If I can't, he'll die. And then I
came back and I won the game. So, you know,

(11:58):
powered by the sadness of paw sibly losing part of
Adam and one day positive. We appreciate that. Yeah, the
eight brain cells I have left almost were gone. God,
it was so real. When I told Emma had I
might have had a stroke, She's like those energy drinks.
Oh dude, my family too. It was every little thing.

(12:20):
They're like, well, and I don't really drink that many
energy drinks anymore, Like I don't care in my regular day,
do you have one a day? No? Less than that? Less? Then, yeah,
much less. You might be jem dough when every probably
drink four a week probably and probably down to four
a week on top of coffee, on top of coffee

(12:41):
and pre workout, and when two coffees a day at least,
right no, no, no, Adam has Adam has fifteen shots
of espresso a day. Remember we counted it was like
fifteen of espresso. It's not good total total. Okay, well
they did the doctor did say I should I should
cut back. They always say that, and you are doing
pre work. Yeah, I'm doing pretty work out. But they

(13:02):
always say cut back on caffeine. I'm gonna cut I'm
cutting back. I have I only have had two cups
of coffee today. That's it. Caffeine, yes, but you do
have a huge goblet of THHC. But what are you
drinking right now? No, this is this is a can. Okay,
you said it was gojus okay o podas what is
that though? That's a slowdown. That's a slowdown. You are

(13:24):
doing uppers and downers, bro, Yeah, that's what. That's not good.
That's where your brain sells. Dr Kyle. No, the doctor.
The doctor basically said it was totally cool. And also
the doctor bros Ark was like, yo, listen, fam, that's
all good. You gotta get up to get down. You're

(13:44):
talking to the guy who shed a fucking tear. I
appreciate your tear, Kyle, I really really shed a cheer tier. Right,
my wonky eye. Bro, it just been like bloop. We
should get that checked out. I asked the doctor about that.
He wants to look at it. Which one up Tom
and Triss. Yeah, he's like that he might have had
a stroke. Yeah me, I'm on the pickle ball car.

(14:07):
I'm good, dude, I'm sweating every day. I'm good. There's
there's levels to this ship, you know, there's levels to
the stroking. I know. Well, dude. The thing is that
some of this stuff it's not even like, um, you
like your choices, whatever you ingest is a part of it.
But some of it is just like it just fucking happened.
Yeah you know what I mean. It's like a clogged
arbery in your brain or whatever. Yeah. That's where I went.

(14:27):
Was like, I wasn't. I wasn't really like. I was like, yeah,
he has horrible habits and seems healthy. But I was like, oh,
maybe this is one of those things where it's like
control mad at me was like the god Quell, it's
the sequel, And they yelled at me about I'm like
in a hospital bed face timing them. He's yelling at

(14:50):
me at me about he also is he's having like
teeth issues, so like he has like half of his
teeth are just gone. On this side. He waiting for
a called a free place. It was like a bridge
or something. So it looks insane and he talks like
this because so it's just like the goddamn Zeke Will.

(15:11):
And I'm like, I can't take you serious. You have
no teeth. So man, So I had to ask the
doctors about the zeq Will and they all laughed, said,
the Zeke Will has nothing to do with it. But
here's the thing, here's the thing that's bullshit. I'm gonna
call bullshit on the doctors. I'm gonna call bullshit. You

(15:33):
don't think that I asked the doctors about. No, I
think you did. And I think the doctors also said that.
And I think that that's because they can't give you.
They're not giving you an actual reason as to what
happened to you medically, so they cannot say that that
is not that's not involved. They didn't. They said maybe
it's a micrain. Well they think it because they think

(15:56):
because so there's no fucking science experiment here there. Yeah,
I know, Well, they might be right about the migraine.
I got. I hope they're right. I hope I didn't
just have a stroke. But I mean me too, bro,
But they can't say that that doesn't it's not a
they can't, Bro, this is your body and we've moved
on from the groin or I mean, he didn't know

(16:17):
what sucked at my balls and I went back to
the doctor. I'm like, just this week ist fucking bizarre
because now I'm just going to My guy just goes
to doctors all the time. I haven't been for like
fucking years. That works back the other day. Yeah, if
you don't, you know, fix up your home, your home
starts to fall apart, or your car. It's so funny,

(16:38):
I think because I'm so not uncomfortable about like whipping
my dick out. Well too comfortable or not comfortable. Yeah,
I'm pretty comfortable. I don't care, Like it doesn't matter. No,
I'm saying, are you too comfortable? Maybe like you come
in with that. The doctor told me yesterday, He's like, okay,
well let's see it. And there's like a little twenty

(16:59):
four your old say okay, well let's see it's it,
uh like twenty four year old like physicians assistant and
they're taking notes, and I'm like, I guess this is
just like part of part of it, and I just
start whipping it out. She immediately became so uncomfortable and
was like I'll just wait outside. Who really yeah, and

(17:21):
like ran outside so you get right back in your science.
And I was like, it was like, oh, yeah, I
probably should have excused her and think about it the
doctor and I'm like, oh, yeah, probably I did. I
didn't think about it either, and this poor girl just
you know, I almost shipped it out. She's in a
medical she's I don't know, Yeah, it used to be
that way. Yeah, that's you better get feel like just

(17:44):
been like I'm learning, I'm gonna be in here. Yeah,
I'm gonna be in here, and my dick is gonna
be out because there's ship going wrong downstairs. Hang on
a second. Here's my question though. Legitimately legitimately Okay, let's
say let's getten mean legitimate. Let's get legitimate. So she
is legitimately a practicing physician or physician in training, probably

(18:09):
on an internship or something. Are we really at a
point where a person in that position shouldn't feel comfortable
seeing somebody's body like this is completely agree with you. Well,
I was rock hard, rock hard even more so, how
did anybody fit in the room? But you know what

(18:30):
I'm saying, like we come. I mean, I'm with you.
I'm with you, and that's why I don't feel I
didn't feel that uncomfortable. And I wasn't even uncomfortable until
she was like, na, I gotta go. That's what I'm
saying is that if what I'm saying is not you,
I'm saying people who are who are the physicians, Like,
isn't it their job to be like this is what

(18:50):
it is? This isn't this is. It doesn't matter, it's
not it is. You are correct. We're getting into this
weird context of things where it's like I feel like
privacy now is such like a big thing. That's my
point is that, yeah, it's gone to we kind of
covered it when we talked about like gin of college
is I think it's like people don't trust doctor, Like

(19:12):
it's it's a little bit of going both ways, like
doctors are kind of like I want to respect you
because I could be a creep, so I won't if
you're a creep. I think if you're in the medical
profession and you're in that room and you're talking about it.
You should not be like, Wow, the dick is out.
You should not be like, oh my god, I mean
I need to leave. You should just be like, okay,
holy yeah. You should just be like, Okay, the dick's out.

(19:34):
I'm gonna learn something. Yeah, But you can't just walk
into the doctor office and spread your butt cheeks and
be like, what's my what's up with my hamraid? What's
my age again? If you're going if you're going there
for that, you can yes, what's my age again? Read
the rings. No, but Adam went in for blindness and
then he whipped his dick out, so of course she's
gonna go, whoa. These are two separate I went in

(19:59):
for a girl. Yeah, this was a groin inspection about
my blindness. Went to the hospital and then a separate day.
I was discharged from the hospital Tuesday on Saturday, and
then what did I say, discharge? It's just you're talking
about dicks and discharging discharge. It was cool as sexual discharge. Yeah, yeah,
it was sexual. Yeah, kind of helped himself. And then

(20:21):
yesterday I went to the doctor. So on Monday I
went into the doctor and was like, hey, I went
in for this groin thing, and then I told you
about my blindness, and we never addressed the groin thing.
So let's can someone look at my nuts for I
went in for my dick doesn't work, and all I
got was this stupid migraine. There's the merch. Someone else

(20:43):
will know what sucks is. It was raining outside. It
was like poor like trenial downpour, of course, so I'm like,
my dick was small. It was small, dude? Is that
the balls were so small? Uh? That? Yeah, rain rains
the indicator, dude, Maine. Sometimes sunshine will do it because
that is that brain or humidity. No wind, heavy wind. No,

(21:07):
my clothes were like soaked. It was. It was like
a true you were cold. It was really cold. And
sometimes light just made it so. Yeah, the storms that
come in my body is retreating into it. Any sort
of light will make mine so. But but but he
couldn't the right nut. I'm convinced as a little swollen

(21:30):
and the coil where the semen is on the back
side of the nut. I think it's like in large
oil or coil, coil. Let me get in there. Oil.
It's it's like the it's the vast deference, right, isn't
it to the vast deference? Or it is the vast
Maybe they say it's like a little bag of worms.
I mean, and that was. It felt a little swollen
to me, but my nuts were too sunken into my

(21:52):
body because that was so cold that he could Chloe
is no longer to suck on your bag of She couldn't.
She couldn't stuck on the back of worms. Oh your
the bait bag. So the doctor couldn't even get a
good feel. It sucked. I was like kept trying, and
I kept being like, it's really cold. He's like there's raining,

(22:14):
you know. I'm trying to get a grip over. And
because we're having awkward conversation about how he couldn't grab
ahold of, he's coaxing it out like a little like
a little scared animal. Come on. I would understand, and
I would understand. She's like, okay, I should leave. She's
shaking the door knob trying to get She hadn't seen

(22:37):
I hadn't pulled it out yet. I was just in
the unbuckled zip phase. I'm gonna go. You hit play
on this on like an r Kelly song on your
phone and you're like, well that we didn't have the
room too, you know, come on, come out, come out.
There is caffeine in this one, caffeine and can this one?

(22:58):
Because this is the moth day. I wonder why I
like this from the Best Wops. Oh my god, yeah,
I just go blind. Caffeine constricts blood vessels, right, yeah,
then you have blood vessels in your brain. Are you
sure that this physician's assistant wasn't drawing a picture of

(23:21):
your penis? Do you know that for sure? I don't
know that for sure. Probably the right seemed like a
sweet person and wanted to, um, respect my privacy, Respect
my privacy, grandma, Um, what season of Sopranos you're watching?

(23:44):
There's a little pivot. Never watched that show before you
went blind? What was the last image you saw? I
never ever watched that show. Don't spoil it. I just
watched it last year, so I think it is the
fifth time I've seen it, the whole thing. Yeah, don't
spoil it. Chloe hasn't do you like it that much?
I love it. I think it's great. It's a It's
a good comfort show for me because I've seen so

(24:04):
many times. I could just have it on and tune
in spoil it for me. Please don't spoil it. I
haven't seen that there's ducks that season one. I'm not
going to tell you what it is. It does have
the greatest ending to a show ever. It's the biggest
fuck you. I laughed so hard when it ended. I
was like, oh, this is amazing. Yeah, I can't remember

(24:27):
what the Oh, yeah, it is a great ending. It's okay,
you can spoil it. I'm never gonna watch it if
you want to. I don't want to spoil for everyone
else at home. But like, what do you mean spoil it?
The show came out like twenty years ago. If you
didn't watch it by now, funk off. I know. But people,
I just watched it, so okay, fine. It ends like
this with this family, they're kind of like they've been

(24:49):
on the on the on the out for everyone's fighting
there on the fritz, and they're finally sitting down at
a restaurant for a good meal. But then there's these
people who start coming in and maybe or maybe not eyeball,
and that's the cast of Seinfeld. Yes, maybe or maybe
not eyeballing. Gandolfini who's becoming hyper anxious about like people

(25:11):
double crossing him. Is he gonna get killed? You not?
And then just in the middle of a moment, it
cuts the black Yeah, and then it's gone, like it's
just saying it. It just continues or something. Is that
what it's important? Yeah, yeah, you don't. You don't know
what happened. It's so it's a non ending. That's fucking
that's so stupid. It is not even after a moment.

(25:34):
It is in the middle of a moment that it
just goes and the lights are out. Yeah. I liked it.
I thought it was kind of cool. I get what
they're saying. I love it. I think it's hilarious. Yeah,
I like ship like that. I actually like it too
do I like when movies and sad I like when
movies just end abruptly. That ship. I fucking dig it.
I like funny movies. I like movies with action. I

(25:57):
like the gigs, I like the win wins. I like
when it's dramatic. Guys are well awared of like a
fantasy element. Don't tell you what I am. You guys
know that there are like a lot of audience members
get very pissed if it's not a happy ending, if
it's ship isn't tied up, that's frowned upon. You know,
can't blow up a dog in your movie. People will

(26:19):
get mad. Hello. We did have to rewrite the end
of Game Over Man because it was a little bit sad,
even when the heroes immediately murdered that man. Dude, I
like it when ship ends sad, life and sad bro
do you how do you guys feel about this? Movies
have become so formulaic, like there's one way to write

(26:39):
a movie now, essentially for executives to be for executive
because I'm for the studio system, yes, for the student streamers, yes,
And it fucking sucks because you're like, okay, so this
is the point where they just say outright, the whole
thing that's missing from their lives. We're gonna have the
like sentence here that they're gonna say late, like so

(27:00):
many boxes that need to be checked now so audiences
feel satisfied. And I just watched that Guillermo del Toro
movie from last year called Nightmare Alley. Yeah, I didn't
see that. Did you guys watch it? I didn't? Fucking cool.
It's really good. Wow, Durst like something, this is huge,

(27:22):
this is huge. Where did you watch it? Where can
I see it? On airplane? But it made me uncomfortable
because it's so non formulaic. I'm like, where's the fucking beat?
And it nobody watched it. Nobody liked it or not
liked it, but nobody kind of. It wasn't a critical
it wasn't a huge thing. It wasn't like a popular
success because it wasn't the cliche movie Homeboy jumped off though?

(27:46):
Who's whose homeboy? Whose homeboy? The guy who plays Kanga Conqueror.
Now he's a very good actor. What the freaking heck
is his name? Though? I don't know? From Nightmare Alley? Yeah,
I like movies with cool actors, and I like he's
a very good act Look up night Raley. I'll see
who it is. But like Willem Dafoe, isn't it he's amazing?

(28:07):
Up Bradley Cooper who like Bradley Cooper jumped off from.
I'm not like a huge Bradley Cooper guy. But Jonathan Majors,
Oh yeah, who's John Major's She's a fucking up next
bro Okay, all right, yeah, well he's in that, but anyway,
like I just and if you watch a movie from

(28:27):
like the seventies or from another country like where they're
they don't have to answer to all these executives who
are like, well, wait, where's the callback thing that we
set up? And it will blow your mind. You're like, wait,
movies can be this and it's so refreshable. And that's
like you watch a movie from the eighties or early
nineties before they were everything was so formulaic, and you're like, like,

(28:51):
even now where I grew up with those movies and
I liked them and never never had a problem with
them when I was a kid watching that stuff, And
then now I'm like, god, damn, get to it, because
we've been conditions and it sucks. It sucks, I get it.
It's it fucking it's the worst. I just read a script.
I'm not gonna say what the script is, but I

(29:12):
just read a script that I had read. But no, no, no,
it's not yours. It's not yours. But I had read
it three years ago, and then the pandemic hit and
it got bounced around from studio to studio to studio,
and just like everybody's injecting their notes and it was
cool when I read it three years ago. When I
just picked it up, I was like, what are all

(29:32):
of these fucking this is not correct? Like this is
too much to absorb up top. I'm watching the movie
to learn this stuff. I'm not watching the movie to
hear it to hear everybody be so aware of their
character arcs, Like it's like, what the but you have?
But they have to say it because the number one note.
And guys, if you're listening now, this is episode one

(29:53):
Hunter where we tell you we hate life screenplay. I
got every executive is like their big whole thing is uh,
we want the audience can never not know what's going on,
And it's like the funk are we talking about? Yeah?
I hate that ship episode A hundred We keep it
a hundred man, Well, so what is that? Do you

(30:15):
think that is a response to people thinking the audience
is dumb as ship or that the audience through fits
with like movies like ending uh not on a happy note?
Or no, it's a both, it's both. It's both. I
think that people think audiences are dumber than they are,
and I think sometimes audiences are dumb. Sometimes audiences are

(30:35):
and they want to reach everybody. They don't want it
to just be some people. They want everyone to get it.
I'm also going to say that it's the executives themselves. Yeah,
but and they're trying to cover their assets. It's the
executives themselves inserting themselves. I'll say that it's executives rock.
The executives themselves inserting themselves into the creative process in
a way that is not needed. And he never worked again?

(31:00):
Did you say? And he never worked again? Funk? Miss
movies for guys who like movies. You know, I just
missed movies for guys who like movies. Are you just
quoting them the script? Now? Yeah? Good should be like movies.
I don't know, man, but like seeing movies like I

(31:23):
watched scene Jackie Chan, what the funk with the cop
cop copper or just no supercop, supercop, supercop the other Dad,
I'm like, what is this? And even Kyle, hopefully you
appreciate this. As a director, even the language of directing
now is so derivative and kind of like, let's let's
just do this. And you watch a movie from the

(31:43):
seventies where they're kind of winging it, and you're like, whoa,
what's that shot, it actually kind of works better even
though yeah, what they call it, I mean in film
or in television, it's like you have what your coverage,
you know what I mean? You have to cover things,
different shots, different stuff, and has become so formulaic that
even in the industry, when you're on set, people can say,

(32:06):
give me the deli menu, like the regular coverage. So
you can walk into a scene and know the deli
menu and make that scene work, but it has no vision.
Well Zosion. Maybe that's it's for the good and the
bad though, because I think if you give somebody like
maybe when people start to think too far out of
the box, then you start to get movies that are

(32:27):
just like, what the funk am I even watching at
this point? It does what is what is that for you? Yeah?
What's what's too far? Like? It requires skill to be
a good director. But if everybody coming into like serious
directing school is like, I'm super heavy, I know, and
then you watch their product and you're kind of like,
but that's but that's why when you watch a film

(32:48):
students project, it's usually kind of incoherent and out there.
But you need these fresh new young minds to take
these swings so that you can get something fantastic as
soon as like reel in their skill set and they
sharpen their tools. Yeah yeah, yeah, Blake, I mean yes, yeah, yeah, right.

(33:08):
You don't want every film student to be like, hey,
I got the Deli menu. I'm done exploring the depths
of filmmaking. There is a certain also super annoying as
an actor when you're like, you want a director that
has a vision that isn't just gonna do a million
takes of coverage. When you're like, you know you're not
going to use that shot. It's just so when you

(33:29):
get in the edit, an executive can't say, where's that
shot out of It's built out of fear, it's not
built out of a tourship or built out of out
of like a vision. You know it's not there, And
I think it is sad. You do need to know
these rules in order to break them, and should be.

(33:50):
That's why film students fresh out of film school stuff
that doesn't click, because they don't necessarily know the rules
and they're already breaking all the rules. This is and
we're keeping them before you break over. Hey, sorry industry,
sorry industry, fuck you, d We're done, Adam. When I

(34:13):
heard you were dying, I'm like, fuck it, man, fun
this industry, bro streets, Okay, I hate the deadly menu. Man,
give me give me a sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe and
all this weird show. Give me don't mess with Zohan,
It's it's funny. Man writing the Workoholics movie, I'm like,

(34:36):
am I supposed to be hitting all these fucking boxes?
So it feels like every other movie right now? Am
I supposed to just write what I know? We dig?
You know what I mean exactly exactly doesn't turn it.
So that being said, definitely check all the boxes. Also, yeah,
give me the art, give me the arts. Too much

(34:58):
funny for your jersey. I would to get some early
flowers to you. Just gave us the first fifty six
pages of our movie. Very exciting and Drsey crush it.
I'm very happy, very happy. We're gonna get a guy. Listeners,
We're gonna give you guys a movie and at least

(35:19):
a year and a half at least. Hey, they wanted
the update, they got, they got it two years from now. Look,
and maybe we're gonna about to be start shooting and
then fucking Adam's eyes go out and we don't know
what's gonna happen. Worms fall out of the sack. Who knows.
That's when I really start crying. Bro, we can't make

(35:40):
the movie. I like doing this ship so much. I
really love what we do. And uh. I was talking
with my dad, um uh facetiming from the hospital bed,
and I was like, man, it just sucks. I you know,
if I can't see, I won't be able to still
be an actor, Like I won't be able to do

(36:02):
all the things that I like to do. And he
was like, but then okay, but you'll still be blind
for your whole life. And I'm like, yeah, you're right.
It does suck beyond beyond just being an actor. It
would suck for my entire life. But I know I
know where you're coming from. You this is your passion.
This is what you wake up for. Uh. This is

(36:23):
why do you drink Nichle at night. Um, this is
important caffeine. This is why I chug Red Bull during
the day. The thing is, you can always do the
poet's vicious cycle smoke weed. This why you drink Telly
Blackout vicious vicious cycle. That's why there's gotta be blind
actors though right there's not many of them. I I

(36:45):
wouldn't think. I can't think these corporations need to start
including some blind actors. Yeah, or I'm gonna lose my
fucking blind actor. And I never saw CODA, but wasn't there?
It was a blind or dead that's dead, were all deaf? Y?
I think that's the way to go if you're if
you're going to have like a impairment. I think I

(37:06):
think deaf. There's been a couple of movies about that.
Now you can win, you can still get your Academy award.
CODA stands for Children of Deaf Adults. Oh, and it's
also a musical reference because it's a music movie. Was
the homie in that scary movie actually blind or or No?
Remember that? That was dude from Avatar love that. What's

(37:31):
that movie called it was? I don't know. Was it
called quiet? Oh? Where he had like the spoiler where
he had been a person in the basement and him
in the cage. Well, they're sneaking around his house. Yes,
So the premises there's a blind guy who these kids

(37:52):
think like has millions of dollars and they're going to
go into his house to rob him. When they get
in there, they find out, Oh, this dude was like
a tactical marine back in the day. It was like
X Marina. And because he's blind, he can hear better
and he can smell better. Yeah, I love that. How
real is that ship? By the way, the movie is amazing.
The movie is called don't Breathe. Don't breathe. You can

(38:14):
hear your breath, don't breathe. Yeah, that was a really
good movie. Like, how real do we think that's? Stuff? Is? Like,
I'm sure it's tightened a little bit. Like if you
lose your eyesight, what I your farts? I'm like, oh Jesus,
you can hear heartbeats. What do you do? Man? Spicy cheetos?

(38:37):
What is that? You're like, That's exactly what I ate
through the internet. You smell. If you could smell through
the internet, I would assume just imagine what your sense
of feel would be at that point. Oh God, here
we go. Let your fingers do the walking. I think
I would rather have I mean, I'm a director of

(38:58):
visual guy, but I think I would rather lose my
sense of vision. You want no vision? I think I
would rather lose my vision and go audio. Why, well,
then you couldn't ever work again. If you're deaf, you
could still work. No, I mean I could work in
radio and stuff. No. No. He would team up with
someone and he would say I want the shot like this,

(39:20):
and they'd be like, just do whatever. You just kind
of deli menu. Just do me, Just do the Deli menu.
I'll be sitting over here, you know, directing as fucking
easy as fuck. You just say Deli menu in the movies? Done?
Do we do that extreme close up? Yeah, we got it?
Just just go what do you What do you mean, Kyle?
You could do radio? What does that mean? You'd be

(39:41):
like a DJ or movie radio making a lot of
filmmaking and pacing and stuff is based on what you're
hearing anyways, like a so so, like I think I
would rather how that then I would rather have that tool.
Then the visual tool? Is it? Woody Allen? Who who doesn't?

(40:04):
It's a ton somebody does. Like listen They just listen
for the rhythm, Yes, exactly, especially in Common. That doesn't
make sense to me because you're gonna edit later anyway,
So what are they doing there? They're doing the rhythms
they're doing rhythms. It's I know, but the rhythm doesn't
exist then and there. The rhythm exists in the bay,
the edit bay, the bay. Baby, if your theater director,

(40:27):
I totally understand it. Well, I don't know, dude, If
you can get a scene to really work, there's rhythm
in it. If a well written scene can be very rhythmic,
especially in comedy, I don't disagree. Sure, in like a
multicam for sure, but like you know where I'm coming
from as far as like a single camera, Like, yeah,
the rhythm can be there on the day, but it
doesn't matter. But again, though you're you're banking on the

(40:49):
Delhi menu here. What if you have a shot and
you need to get it done in the shot, the
rhythm is super important. What do you mean like it's
just a two shot? Yeah, what if you just want
to do it like that, that's your shot, then you
got to get the rhythms right. It doesn't matter because
the executives right there saying I want to coverage Kyle,
but you if you can't see, you can't line up
the shot. The cinematographer can, well, sure, but cinnamon ptographer.

(41:11):
I'm just saying I think I could still work. It's
been calling it cinnamon ptographer. I don't think I could
work if I didn't have my ears. Okay, so Kyle
is going sight, So what the five senses? What would
you guys go without? Oh? I was just going deaf
or blind. I wasn't doing five taste taste is one?
How ripped could you get if you couldn't taste it?

(41:33):
I couldn't taste anything. Come on, ye use that that's
not fair. That's not what I was. Yeah, yeah, okay,
let's just go deafer blind then deaf or blind blind deaf.
I don't need to hear anything, to be honest, but
like to not see things. So you want your visions
because by the way, we are more, we rely more
on site than we do on our ears. For sure,

(41:53):
you do now, but because you got them both. But
if you get rid of one, going to relize, but
then you can't hear music anymore. Music is so essential exactly,
like how can you live with You can feel it,
you can feel vibrations. That's how can you live without music?
You just sit? It's like that. How it's like saving
parts the Howard Stern movie. You just just to speaker dude,

(42:17):
to crank it up. Feel the vibration. I hear that.
I hear that. I think there is some validity to
that feeling. You got your feeling there, well yeah, I
mean we still got our feelings. So it's all still
got our feeling. I should be sitting on a subwoofer
right now, bro, we should do that when we should
be sitting on subs because you know, I thought about

(42:40):
this over the weekend when I thought I was having
strokes and going blind. I was like, I, first, sure
you beat off in the hospital. I did not beat
off in the hospital. Now wait sidebar, we'll revisit the
I thought about it. I was alone a lot because
always not here, you know, I did, had no one
to like hang out with. I was like, well, maybe

(43:01):
I just But then I'm like, I don't want to
get I don't want them to knock on the door.
And then eight people walk in and I'm in the
middle of a crank sash I'm gonna come so you know,
I'm closing my eyes moving on. So I didn't. I didn't,
but but I was taking for sure I would want
to keep my eyesight because you know, you have kids,
you want to watch them grow. You want to see

(43:22):
the person that you're in love with. Don't you hear
him sing? Though? Haven't you sing? Coda? You put your
fucking hand on the throat. You're right, I just coda, Yeah,
you're right, dude. I guess I'm just like, can you
imagine not even knowing? And by the way, people listening
to no blind people maybe they know better than this,
but like, and I'm not trying to fucking make their

(43:44):
lives sound horrible, but like, you don't even know what
people look like? Touch but you can touch them, Yeah,
you can touch them, I know, but I'm talking about
but in COVID, in COVID times, no, you can't know.
You can't. You can thank you, Thank you adam with it.
And I guess I understand that like people, we only

(44:05):
know people people look like what we can see, right,
Obviously there's other dimensionalities, so if you can't see them,
you see differently. Thank you. But I've been closing my eyes.
I've been closing my eyes for the last minute and
a half, and I feel I'm hearing better to not
know what a Chinese sharpei looks like, but you can

(44:26):
feel the sharp pay can you imagine you can feel it,
but it's very rough to the touch. But imagine, imagine
you don't know what sharpay is around, right, and then
it gets off the least I'm going to hear that, sharpey,
this sharp page just comes and that you don't you know,
you don't see an owner anywhere because you can't, and

(44:47):
all of a sudden, a fucking sharp pay's right next
to you. I would hear it. You wouldn't know what
the funk it was. You're like, what is this? You're
actually startled by it. You're like it could be a
grim less you kick this sharpay in the face because
you're terrified. Yeah, I think if you have no sight,
you're gonna be trusting the world that much more, you
know what I mean. You tell that to Ray Charles, Okay, yeah,

(45:08):
my god, that's super scary it. I mean, I'm not
wishing it upon myself, but if you don't have sight,
you have to be let around everywhere. It's more of
a burden on on other people, on your bloods. I
feel like, if you don't can't hear, you could still
do most things, you know what I mean. You could
still drive a car, you could still walk, But you're

(45:30):
not hearing that sharpay roll up on you. The first
thing that's happening is you're seeing a sharpay that's in
your lap. It's the same ship, right, the little claws
on the floor, Kyle. But when you look down you
see a sharpay, you don't think a fucking gigantic mutant
hedgehog is running up on you. And is I'm not
thinking that either. I'm not. I don't think I'm thinking

(45:50):
that right. Maybe I am, but I'm over it quickly
because you don't know. It's this big, wrinkly sort of
hairless beast. I'm over that quickly because I'm like, what
is this? And I can hear somebody say it's a
sharp pay. I can hear the dog part if you're
listening and not watching. Kyle's had his eyes closed for
the last several minutes for some reason. I'm just feeling it.

(46:11):
I'm just feeling I mean, it's it's I'm just feeling it. Yeah,
what are you feeling? Right? What is it? It's hard
to keep my eyes closed for this long? Stupid. Let

(46:32):
me say this though, because this was one of my
favorite things. Is Uh. When Jamie Foxx was filming Ray,
they put like prosthetics over his eyes to just keep
him closed or whatever, and he started freaking out because
he was just like he lost sense of like where
he was, his equilibrium and all that um. And then
just a couple of days ago, gave us the greatest

(46:53):
Donald Trump impression of all time. Really good. Yeah, God,
he is so talented, amazing. Excuse me. I feel like
I liked Jimmie Fox before I met Honors, and then
after meeting Honors, I become a huge Jamie Fox fan. Yeah,
you're in the foxhole. Yeah, he's all the way in,
So in the foxhole, man, the guys the best, He's

(47:15):
our best. The Trump impression that they posted the other day,
if you saw it, it's the best one there is.
And it's fucking crazy, like it is. If your whole
thing is impressions, aren't you just kind of pissed that
there's also another guy who, like on the side, can
do it better than you and then gets oscars. Yeah,

(47:36):
and he could do it better than you, and then
also can dance better than you, looks better than you.
Is a great singer, he could play the piano, also
has his own pickle. His dancing, his looks, those are
the first things. He has his own pickleball paddle, his
own pickleball. You can buy the Jamie Fox pickleball paddle. Yes,

(47:59):
are you serious? Oh my god? Yeah. I don't know
what company puts it out, but I saw it on
on the I g so good. It was maddening, maddening.
So wait, after after taste, what's the next sense to go? Touch? Smell?
No smell, those are kind of smell might even be

(48:22):
one interesting. Oh yeah, smell could go before taste. But
then but once you lose smell, you lose taste. Smell
is most of taste, isn't it. Yeah, so it's taste.
Smells still can taste, but it's not as flavorful, right
like because you like that? Is it? Right? I don't know,
it seems real. I don't know what what what did

(48:43):
COVID do? Did take away your smell or just your taste? Both?
I think it was both for you? Um it was
it was definitely me as well. You lost your taste,
your sense of taste and smell And how was that?
This is the way it sucked. I couldn't taste for
smell at my wedding. Yeah, like everyone was like, oh
the food's great, and I'm like, I bet I'm drunk. Hey,

(49:08):
the food is great. I'm drunk. I'm black. I'm just
chugging tequila because I can't taste this water. Is it
looks like water? Yeah? This water is good. This goes
on quick, no ice in these little cups of water. Hukay,
and everybody, take a sip of your beverage and let's
get back little water break over here. Yeah yeah, hey,

(49:30):
we're taking another water break. Okay, Adam, you gotta take
a water break. You gotta hydro alright, let me get
another shot of water. I don't know. I guess they
put all their water in these in these glass bottles
and then they poured them in these tiny little water glasses.
So I'm just blind because you're also blind. I got

(49:52):
the long haul COVID. I'm deaf. I'm blind. I can't
here smell black ass, Blake. Are you in town right now?
You in l A? I was hoping. I mean, the
Malibu Triathlon isn't a couple of weeks I'm gonna do it?
Should you guys run it? Wait? What? My god? Good job?

(50:13):
You're just saying you're gonna do it or your training
I started training ten days. Don't be a bit, Blake,
ten days, that's all I need to get on track. Yes, yeah,
you're a runner, don't be a bit, just run a triathlon.
I was like, if Adam was in town, this dude's
a cycling madman. I know, I know blazers out there
just running miles, and I was like, we could win

(50:37):
the like celebrity relay for sure. You think, oh, you
can do relay? Yeah, what could I do? Techball? And
you can wait for us at the finish line. You
can make snacks, Yeah, you can bring archilice, you break
out a pickleball game at the finish line. Yeah, it's
called a triathlon. You can try and show up. Um. Yeah,

(51:02):
but Kyle, just to be clear here, Blake is a
runner and Adam does cycle and swimming in my background,
I know it was clear. I stepped in there for
a joke, a little josh er, you know what I mean.
There's truth and comedy that isn't there a lot? And
I did feel left out. How do you like that rhythm?

(51:22):
The rhythm was good. And all I'm saying is that
if we are all in town next year, because it
doesn't look like it's gonna happen this year. Let's do this,
let's throw down. That would be fantastic. I didn't even
know that was a thing. What are the what's the mileage?
What's the distances that you gotta do? You want to try?
So this is what drives me crazy. So there's like
a celebrity one. I'm the coach. That's like a shorter distance,

(51:43):
but not that much shorter. I think it's like eight
d swim, like a eighteen mile bike, and then a
four points something mile run, cake miles. I got that.
I do that every damn day. I'm gonna do the
Olympic distance, which is one point I've k swim thirty
k by ten k run. What is thirty k? What

(52:05):
is that? It's two point eight miles biking? Okay, yeah,
that's doable. Yeah, dude, are you swimming in the ocean?
That's right. There's been some great white shark sightings coming around,
and I'm that's scary. Yeah, you're good. I'm gearing up.
I'm getting some wetsuits and all that stuff. Wow, this
is sick man. Yeah, that is cool. Get some chainmail.

(52:28):
Are you in great shape right now? I can't tell
if that jaws drooping or not. I think it's pretty tight.
It's okay, yeah, at he seems like you're Leanders right now.
I'm alright. He's on cam. He's on cam. Yeah. Usually
I don't do any camera work. Um, but I've been
doing some swimming and some running and some cycling. But

(52:48):
I've I like, we'll have only trained for three some
weeks for this, but I'm saying, relay, I love it.
Damn it. We would kill people pop in well, I
think we could. Well. Adam's gone, huh damn Yeah, when
is it? When is it? Tell me? I'm I'm coming
home in a few weeks. I think it's on the
seventeen of September. I think I think I'm home. Stop.

(53:09):
I think I'm home stopping. Okay, So Notica Malibu Triathlon.
We're fucking coming for you, and uh baby, I'm gonna
I'm gonna do it on my own the day before.
But if we get our ship together for that Sunday
when it's like the celebrity joint, we're gonna smoke fools.
That's a good call. Like your boy zac Efron, I

(53:31):
don't know if he's doing it this year, but I
know his brother does it with my homie Connor d Wire,
who's like an Olympian dude, uh, swimmer guy. They might
be getting a really together. I think we can. Okay,
now I'm getting worried. I don't know. Yeah, now I'm
getting worried. It's not so much of a shoeing, just
an Olympian and a legit professional try athlete and zac
Efron who's not like in really good shape. Yeah we're

(53:54):
we're already in second place. Yeah you lost the god
Steve Howie's putting together a team. We're fucked. I talked
to how I talked to you. You know, you know,
like the cast of like Arrow is going to get
a squad together teen Wolf, teen Wolves about to tear
it up. You're referencing shows from ten years ago. They're
still strong, those guys are We're still going dude, Come on,

(54:18):
I know Tyler Posey still buff as fuck. Bro, He's
there's no doubt in my mind. You guys are tasted
a movie for a Paramount plus where Teen Wolf did?
How was it? Formulaic? Did not watch it? They really
like switch it up? That'd be sick right with Jackie

(54:38):
Chan Operation Condor. This is a and I'm just throwing
it out. What was the boom? Remember the boo like
the internet sketch com That was Channel one. I need
to revisit that was. That was kind of like their
jump off or what well they won? They won like
months in months in a row, because that's what it was. Yes,

(55:02):
they were crushing. What did they win? They won Channel
one on one, That's what I'm saying. It was Dan Harmon,
what was and what was Channel one on one? So
explain what Channel one on one is? Channel one on
one was Dan Harmon and Shrub and maybe I don't
know who else was involved, but it was Rob Shrob
directed some episodes of or Oh Jack Black, of course,
and they had this was it once a month that

(55:25):
you would screen your uh web series, an episode from
your web series, and if it was funny enough and
you won, you made the next episode of that web series.
The Boo was famously the Lonely Island like Reigning Champion,
and it was a spoof on those MTV shows on
the o C. It was a spoof on where was

(55:46):
it hell? It was somewhere in Hollywood. I remember we
went one time and we were like, oh my god,
this is so cool. Oh my god. It was one
of those you found your people moments. It was cool
because they had yacht rock, didn't harmon. Harmon had like
yacht rock that reigned supreme for a while. Do you
guys remember that it was harmon part of yacht rock?

(56:08):
I thought, so. I can't remember exactly, and I can't
remember anything. I'm blind like this, I'm pretty sure that
like that that yacht rock the comedy like sketch comedy
show or whatever. That was the first time yacht rock
was ever said. I think we poined that frame. I

(56:28):
actually like, yeah, I think that's a thing now them. Yes, yes,
I truly think that that that. I feel like I
feel like I was saying it in eighth grade. You
were saying yacht rock. You he said yellow, I said krunk.
I was saying krunk before Little John said krunk. But

(56:49):
it was it was the only lunch once. Because everyone's like,
there's so many lunches. I go, no, you only lunch once.
But I still yell. I was like, did I go, remember,
how am I supposed to remember there's only one lunch.
I'm like, yolo, you only lunch once? And they go
sick dude. And then you gave people points. I actually

(57:10):
was the first person. Yes, points um. But this that
was about something else too, is important. That was about
like fingers I was talking about. They were like, what
are these? Like, can we do this? I go, yes,
what are these? Wait? You had what are those? You

(57:30):
were damn Daniel. They actually I met the guys said
what are those? And I go, those are fingers? And
he started doing this. I go, yes, points um, they
point damn Daniel, yeah, and I he was like cool,
damn Daniel. I go it's pronounced honers o my god.
And then he said, you got any take backs? Apologies?

(57:53):
Epic slams flowers? Wow? What's this one hundred many? Yeah?
I want to apologize to the fans for not doing
anything remotely special. But guess what, man, my friend almost died,
so give me a give worms. Turns out I didn't
almost die. I thought I almost died. The worms came
out of his sack. My nut sacks still hurts. Still

(58:16):
got to get that figured out. I'm telling you, back brain,
the low brain, the low worm sack, that's right, and
the two heads, two brains, right right. The low brain
is malfunctioning and it kept being like, it has to
be connected. It has to be. Like the pain that
I'm experiencing from my nut sack caused me to go blind,

(58:36):
dick pain is connected to the skull buon And they're like, yeah,
that's what I thought. And there everyone was like, no,
who's everyone? You're you're listening too much to the dustern medicine?
You have? How many doctors are in there when you
whipped your dick out? Dude, we gotta know was it
to have to bring them all just the one doctor,
just the one doctor, but the doctors and if you

(58:57):
believe they're connected, follow that lead. Go yeah, go listen
to your body. I'm going to try to get the
nutstack figured out. I'm gonna I'm in the process of
trying to figure that out. I'll figure it out when
it comes down. Let me take a look out, figure
it out. Figure before you figure that out, I'll figure
that if you can't. If you can't figure it out,

(59:19):
figure it out. Um yeah, I guess what what would
mind be a shout out? Or But Adam, that was
legitimately scary. It was a reality check. It was, it
really was. And you know, we take our health for
granted not. It's just fucking ship dude. It shook me
up a little bit, but I'm glad you're okay, Thank you, Blakey. Also,

(59:40):
we're just you know, it's the hundred episode. We're keeping
it a hundred and go rate our podcast like five
stars whatever. You're a listener, yeah, Nation, Yeah, yeah, dude.
I'd like to call the comments subscribe that were so
bad at saying subscribe and like other other podcasts mentioned
to do that every pod first they're like, hey, if

(01:00:00):
you like us, subscribe, like give us fight. Hey, let's
boost the numbers. Mannis died Man, boost our numbers. Fucking
died Man, boost this up man. We never do. I
want to compliment Blake on turning that into a promotion
for the podcast because we are episodes deep. We did
not stop when I thought we would. We're in it.

(01:00:23):
Are an institution. We are in it. So let's like
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(01:00:44):
going for number one. Yeah, we want to be close
to it. I'd be happy with top top twenty. Are
we top twenty anymore? We want to be number twenty. No, No,
we're so far down. We're not even in the top.
But here's my question. Get us in the one. Who
who's above us? And why? Because you guys tell us

(01:01:04):
what we can do to improve? Is that what we
do for the specialists, they do the deli menu, they
do the deli menu, But we have twists in our podcast?
Is so good? Dude? Yeah, you never know what the
funk we're going to talk about because we don't know. Yea,
we have no idea what what the hell we're going
to talk about? I gotta keep it hunt exactly. This
is this is pod Jazz. This is pod Jazz, Pod

(01:01:27):
Jazz Baby listeners at home, slim and tell us how
we can improve the podcast. What do you hate about it?
What do you want more? Definitely slide into his DM
hit me up. I'm always checking my Instagram. I'm always
checking my d M, so hit me up constantly looking
at that stuff. Do you do you want like us

(01:01:49):
to answer questions from fans? You want us to interview people.
How can we do bed? Do you want us to
talk about porno more? Pretend like you're a Hollywood executive
and slide into my da and tell me how our
show can work better? More? Porno? Talk more? Just talk more?
Should Should I mention my wife sucking on my balls? More? More? Less?

(01:02:14):
I'm gonna hear about that. Yeah, I'm gonna hear about that. Wow, Hey,
so don't do that again? Yeah that's cool. Hey, how
does your wife still listen to leave my name out?
Adam's going to be hella quiet on the next episode?
What Adam doing good? Over here? And hear about that one? Yeah?

(01:02:37):
Just watching more Sopranos, you guys get into Adam favorite
character from Sopranos, Big Pussy. What changes every time? I
love Pussy? That cheating line, rat bastard. Don't spoil it
for me. I think probably Pauli Walnuts. I get a
real kick out of him. He's super funny. R I

(01:02:59):
p read me. There's a character named Polly Walnut. Yeah,
he's so sick, he's just uh. And then and then
also Chris I. I really his storyline is fucking great.
Chris the best Walnuts and Chris I hear that, Chris, Yeah,
it's simple, simple name, complex character. Those are those are

(01:03:21):
probably my two fasts, and then Tony. Obviously Tony's for
sure the favorite. But that's whacked just to go Tony Blaze.
I was a Polly Walnuts guy as well, very I
don't even remember Polly Wallace. Really, he was the one
with the streaks, the silver hair on the sides. His
name is Polly Walnuts. Yeah he just yeah, yes, knows
that this Polly. Well, who's your guy? Janice? Okay? Janice.

(01:03:48):
Janice was like pound for pounds, scene for scene, Like
she was the greatest character in that series for me.
I hate, I mean she would she she's Tony, she's
Tony's sister, and she's just and she's so good. Every
time she walks in the room, you're like, oh my

(01:04:09):
fucking guy. Yeah, you're like, she's got but yeah, what's
her actor name? What's her name? What's her real name?
I don't know. You have only seen her there on
that chair. I think I worked with her on show
The show is Weird, where it's like it's Edie Falco

(01:04:31):
and that was Eddie Gandelfini and those are the only
two people that you really knew from the show, like
name wise, no one else went on to Meadow. Meadow
went on to do some episodes of Honorage. Come on,
and uh, don't forget that that that one dude is
in said Honorage, that one dude is in Bruce Springsteen's band,

(01:04:55):
which is, oh yeah, bro, you're talking about hammers. You're
talking about to Touro, that's what. Yeah. I worked with
her on Shadows. She was she was in an episode
of Shadows that I did, and she is fucking awesome
the best. Love her, love her so much. She is

(01:05:16):
next level on that show, so that that checks out,
she's next level in real life. She's awesome. I think
I like that nurse that is a deep cut. I
think it's just because I like hate her on the
show so much that the reason she didn't love top
of mind. But she she plays a great uh not
even villain, just like a person that it's so real,
like a person that you have in your life that
you can't cut out of your life. They're into deep

(01:05:38):
but but you're like, she's every time you're there around
You're like Jesus Christ and like You're gonna make this
worse no matter what the situation, and this actress always
you can see the wheels turning in like just off
of little looks. You're like, oh my god likes someone
else says something and then they cut to her looking
and you already know what she thinks. She's right, so

(01:06:00):
she's great. And the fact that she's don John Tutor's sister.
I think I know where John got all his moves from.
Older Okay, I gotta keep it. That doesn't matter. He
can still look at his little sister and go, yeah,
it's cool. It's still summoves. She's good. Show show the show.
The people are Blink one eighty two shirt Yeah feel that, yeah,

(01:06:22):
Blink two. But that's us. And then what does the
back say, Blakey, I like the like the the old
blink And now what does that? What does that mean?
Tell you to get it? But it's already it's already out.
It's shout out to Blink. Also shout out to Baby
News for taking that photo. I'm going to give her
fours for snapping that on set, hanging around right place

(01:06:45):
with the camera got it the job. But Newchwo for
for making my dreams come true. Honestly, I love you guys.
The old version. Kyle, did you want to mention the
look alike that I sent you? You You sent me a
look like what do we call it? The Doppelgangers, dead Ringers,

(01:07:06):
dead Ringers, dead Ringers, dead Ringers. I sent you a
guy doing a I can subscribe five stars a motorcycle.
Indough that big guy. Oh that was such a sick
ass fucking move bro. Yeah, I wish I could look
like a big gass Kyle, though he did like an
Indo wheelie into a fucking one out I don't even know.
To be sure and follow our podcast on Instagram. We're

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