January 10, 2023 • 50 mins
Today, this is what's important:
Flooding houses, the Workaholics movie, kava root, improv television shows, rotisserie chicken, Adam's groin, cold plunges, dicks, Elizabeth Holmes, and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,
the show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. On
this is Important. I wish this were either a BRNO
or the Workaholics movie, which was kind of both. Dude,
(00:22):
I'm tripping. I'm tripping. Our dicks used to actually drag
on the ground as we crawled through the forest. Do
you want to you keep talking about it? Buckle up? Yeah, baby,
(00:44):
I slept funny man, sleeping sleep funny. This guy is
so funny. Slept funny. I'm feeling weird right now. I
slept funny, dude, dude. I woke up funny. Dude, dude,
I didn't sleep funny. I woke up funny. I woke
up like this. I woke up with I slept I
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was tossing. Yeah, dude, I walked down in my kitchen
this morning. So I have two houses. I have a
house in Hollywood and then a house at the beach.
That's because you got to get away from Hollywood. Hollywood's
fucking crazy. Okay, this business is forget about it. Uh.
And both are currently flooding. Both both are flooding that's
(01:32):
what I posted about Hollywood on New Year's Eve. It
was like fully just raining in my kitchen and then
now fully engorged down here at the beach. My kitchen is,
which just got remodeled fully also raining inside. So that's
that's my life. And don't like that. That's my life.
(01:53):
And by the way, that's currently happening. I pushed off
having the contractors come so we can do this podcast.
So that's that. That Well, good for you, because we're here,
we're doing it. We're talking for the people out there.
You know we are. Thing can derail us, Okay, no
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matter what they throw at us, We'll keep chugging along.
Chug chug. Uh what well? The issue? I feel like
we have to talk about the elephant in the room.
So right after I saw that my house is me
flooding the pack of not Kyle the our human elephant.
(02:36):
I'm a hungry, hungry hip though. That's a good nickname.
I'll take that. Hey, bro, what up? This is my
friend human elephant. We get a call from our manager
Isaac that Paramount Plus is pulling the Workaholics movie. What
ye wait, let's step it out. Let's step it out
like you didn't know that. Wait, nobody told me you
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didn't know this. You were on the call. Yeah, you
were on the call. You we just did it about
fifteen minutes ago. You were there. It's the elephant that's
in the room. Were always so stoned. I was just
ripping bobs bro I missed that bar sh Sorry. Sorry,
I'm trying to get into the character. I'm trying to
get into Blake Anderson should get out. Well you don't.
You don't have to anymore. You could just be Blake Anderson. Dude. Yeah, yeah,
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sorry for our manager's assistant calls and goes, hey, I
have Isaac and all the guys on the phone. I'm like, oh,
I know, Adam died. There's someone just died. All the
guys minus one, almost all the guys, right, It's like
who was flying last night? Who was flying? Right? It's
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always the safest way to travels the way they died. Right.
When there's more than like one or two people on
the call, it's bad news if there's if there's three
or more, it's bad news. So essentially, they said that
they don't think peramount plus strategies, which is a thing
that I don't know about. But uh. Apparently that they
said that Workaholics isn't global enough and they want a
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more global reach. And then what was weird is they said,
don't be mad, ups is hiring and I was like,
that was coming at me with rap ready. So I
think our goal is uh crying, he promised you. I
feel like I'm about to I know, I'm hot, I'm cold,
(04:29):
I'm everything about it. Our goal is to take it
to Netflix or Hulu or Amazon or another streamer that
thinks that that or just any community theater. Because we
were ready to go. We were doing table reads, we
have offices set up. Dude, um, we were building stage
(04:52):
for real head stages that we're starting to build. The
stages are there, it's happening there. The office was taped
out on the floor like I saw it yesterday. I was.
I went in yesterday, I did. I saw Grant it was.
It was feeling very magical. Well, that that is one
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of the biggest bummers of it all is that all
the crew that we've hired that thought that they're going
to spend this time working for us and getting paychecks
from us in our show, they no longer get that,
and that that truly is the worst thing about it,
and they got the privilege of seeing us again for
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many years, they don't get to hang out with us,
which is like one of the coolest things and also paining,
you know in that And this is this is where
if we're doing it, I mean, we're five six weeks
away from when our start date was like, we're moving,
We're we're fucking ready to go. Yeah, but people have
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other commitments and like so if there's any friends of
the pod that have big budgets, you know, studios, streamers,
We're ready to go. We're fucking ready al right, so
call Isaac Corn Let's do it, okay, and what's his number?
Three to three? No JK. So yeah, now it sucks.
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I don't know, you guys want to do apologies takebacks
in six minutes. I'm kissed, man, because I also, like,
I was trying to do a dry January, so now
I'm feeling like I want to just go local. Salim
bro I'm with you, dude. I'm so pissed right now.
I'm Kyle has done a dry like last seven years,
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and he's about to throw it all. I'm going on nine, baby, nine,
I'm about to be nine. Yeah, my goal just before
a decade, I'll throw it away. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool,
so we're worth doing it. Yeah, thank you, Blake. You
drink a beer, Kyle, you have like a McNugget or something? No,
I got I actually have something I want to try
and I was hoping we could try it together, thinking
maybe at the office. This a buzz box. No, dude,
(07:07):
I got these weird like supplements and maybe our listeners
know about it. Have you guys ever heard about like
cava root Yeah, I have heard. I don't know anything
about it, but I've heard. Is that like rubbing crystals
on your armpits? No dude, you actually um drink it?
But I just got it. I haven't tried it yet.
This is a cava root beer? From where? Where did
you get it? Just some like shaman? But I'm asking
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like was this just something sent to you in the mail?
Now it's like a homies like I this is what
I do. Like I'm on the cava root train. There's
no hangover. It's like get you where you need to
be at parties. I've been youtubing it. Wait what is it? What?
What's what's going on? No hangover? It gets you where
you need to be What is that? Is it alcohol? No,
it's a it's a it's a plant. It's a root.
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Do not drink. So it's like the rice vodka or whatever,
just a different way of fermenting a root or something.
So it makes you feel drunk. Or what what I
heard is it's like nature's zanix, so it kind of
whatever that means. I've never taken zanex, so like mushrooms
or something. Look, I don't know your buddy. I don't
want to know him. I might not even know you. Like, definitely,
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don't drink that right now. No, I'm not xan x
is going to make you go to sleep and ship well,
but it's also mixed with another plant. I think it's
mixed with cretum. What's that? Oh, create tom? Create Tom
is like a hallucinogen. I think. I don't know, dude.
I wanted to do it with you guys, and we're
doing this one so early. I'm not gonna like start
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it now. It's ten am doing like your your mushroom juice.
Maybe t I Nation has some experience with it, because
I am a little shady shaded out by it. Don't
don't even look it up just do it, dude, don't
be a pussy. Just go for it. Send it, and
then you found it, you found on the street. Yeah,
that's fine. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look
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it up. Well, guys, we have to promise that we
have to hang out at least. We haven't been all
in the same room for a while. Now. Who's gonna
happen tomorrow? So uh we we definitely need to kick it.
I was excited to hang out with my boys for
a few months straight. Yeah, yeah, what do we do now?
(09:15):
What do we do with this time? We make an
indie movie, That's what That's what we do. We shoot something,
you know, this is just also throwing something at the board.
We could go on a this is important tour, a
little mini tour, yea, yeah, we could set that up
pretty quick. Or we could make Volcane to Beaver. Okay, okay, yeah, guys,
(09:37):
I'm grasping. I'm ready. Let's fucking go. Yeah, let's make
Volcane to Beaver for sci fi. Okay, I like that movie.
We're forgetting about that. They're like, there's only beavers in
North America. It's not global. We don't have to write
that movie. That movie. I'll just set it up and
you guys can come on in and it will be
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an improv thing. It'll be like an impro on freak show. Kyle,
I think I know how we can write the script
little Kava Room Baby. I will say that like the
those every time they try to do like it's an
improv show and the characters don't there's they don't know
what's happening. It's usually bad. Unless it's Curb your Enthusiasm,
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it's bad. Like what well. I don't want to shoot
on specifically the show I'm thinking about, But there are
some improv shows out there now and they're not that good.
I don't even know are they big? And they have
like a feature version? No feature version? Can we lip
read it? What is it? I forget the name of it.
It's it's because I can think of one that's very good,
(10:43):
which one that show is hilarious and that's all improv. Yeah,
but those guys, but it's not all improv because all
those guys were the writers. So they sat around and
talk about the bit that they're gonna do in the
writer's room and then they go do it, which essentially
you're writing it with each other, and you know those
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dudes went off the page or off the like whatever. Dude,
that show is funny because that's such a like clippable
show because it's just like goes like person and some
of those clips they pull from Reno nine when One
are so damn funny. Yeah. I never watched it, dude.
It's hot, it's high hilaryer like. I've saw it, but
I never like watched It's very funny. You can just
jump in. It is really funny. I just remember the
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trailer for the movie where he was trying to move
the whale and it pushed so hard into the whale
and I was like, that was an all time moment. Oh,
that's the that's a great moment. Hey, they made a
Reno nine in one movie. What happened to the Workaholics movie?
Same company? Man, Yeah, it's a bit. I'm not gonna
blame the Reno guys, but it's their fault. It's their fault.
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You think they were like kill it. It's used them. Yeah,
they were like, yes, we've done two, we need to
do three. Tom Lennon was like, nah, Tom Lennon, you
a bit. Tom Lennon goes Reno. You don't, and I
that's that's funny. Did you just improv? You know I did?
That's good, that's good. He's like, no, I wrote that down.
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I've been thinking about saying that to you guys for
for a long time. Well, he did write The Night
at the Museum Movies right when his home Ben Ben Grants.
I think, yeah, thank you, Yeah, wow, look at what about?
Like what is there? There's a pure improv show, the
murder Ville. You guys seen that on Netflix? I have.
It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a pure like
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they do all the improv. I don't murder Ville. And
who's in that? It's like who is it? At him?
It's um Will Arnett. And then they have guests come
in and they basically try and solve a mystery with
clues and stuff. Yeah, well, I get I get the
it's kind of fun because you're you're seeing these people
that they're in above their head, you know, they're like
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I don't know what's going on, but that's fun for
like two minutes, and then you're like, well, I wish
they did. I wish they would have wrote this right.
Adam thought it was a porn I wish this was
a porno. I wish this were either a porno or
the Workaholics movie, which was kind of both. Yeah, I
was so what's not horrible about pretty global? Murders? Global?
(13:18):
I guess independent investors. We welcome you, come on, comes
called up, Isaac. We're ready to go. We welcome your dough.
Let's do this. What about whose line is it? Anyways?
Did you guys watch that show? Started a class? Bryan's styles?
Who's her? Who's your m v P or your favorite?
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Who's your favorite? Colin? Wayne Brady? Come on, this dude
is a movement Wayne Brady. Yeah, Wayne Brady is great.
Wayne Brady is a movement dog. I don't know what
that means dog, but a bowl one. Yeah, he's always
see leg I do like how they they were like
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and now we've got a new category about freestyle rapping,
like specifically just because he could, and then everyone else
had to be like we can, Yeah, what are we doing?
Ryan Styles? And like fucking doing the Fruity Pebbles commercial
from that he's doing Robin Williams the hands over yo
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yo yo. Always always defensive, um, Wayne Brady, dog, Wayne
Brady was good. Colin Mockery's that who were Yeah? Did
they did? Only Wayne Brady and Drew Carey like spin
off from that. I know Drew Carey was before, but whoa.
Drew Carey was the first points because he would give
everybody like a million points. None, come on, the bald guy.
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It was hello serious? Yeah you don't remember the British version.
I kind of don't. I do well. Yeah, but Drew
carry treat me the guy who'd be like this is
so so same for good night, good night right now? Yeah,
Durst watched a lot of it. It was on Comedy Central,
also on Paramount Plus uh back in the day, and
that's where Colin Mockery came from. No, I don't know.
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I think you are correct. Was the guy with the glasses?
Yeah he was a blond. Who was that guy? That
guy rock? I don't have this British version of whose line?
Is it? Anywhere anywhere in my I don't remember this
even a little bit. Ryan Styles was also on the
Drew Carey show, I believe. So he was like the neighbor.
Yeah that's yeah. So when they said they we started
(15:28):
the show, he probably was like, dude, you gotta get
in here, because that was based in what Cleveland. Yeah,
Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rock, and that like the weather there
isn't that much different than Omaha, okay. And I was like,
can't we put a pool table in our backyard like that?
Dope as hell? Did they have a pool table in
(15:50):
their backyard? Yeah? That was. I feel like that's like
that when you've really got some scrilla, you have an
outdoor pool table that's like dollars. No, I don't think
it was. It was like a regular pool table that
they just put in the backyard. That was kind of
but in reality that's fun fantasy land TV, which we
won't ever do again. But in reality, those those Miami
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cribs with the pool table overlooking the yacht or like
the piano ye or you get those like the cement
like slab of ping pong tables, those are fucking sick
yea yeah, destructible. Do I've never actually seen the outdoor
pool tables. I didn't even know that's the thing that's real. Yeah,
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they're like marble that they're like they can endure the elements. Dude,
do they have felt on them or it just like
everything is all marbleized. I think they rock a cover
you know what I mean? Yeah, you have to mean. Yeah,
they've got to be covered. They're not weatherproof. There's no
pool table that's not going to pool up with water. Okay,
that's interesting, but they just got to the pockets and
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drip out. Of course, if you have right down the
middle of the pool table, that would be idiotic. That
would be between which is my Hollywood house. Evidently, when
they remodeled this house like thirty years ago or whenever
they did this kitchen, because it's a hundred year old house,
you know, uh, they put the drainage for the entire
roof in between two walls, in between the kitchen, and
(17:19):
like my claws, Oh what the fuck? So then it
got clogged because it is you know, should I say
it because insurance? Fuck them? Uh what wait? Wait what
I don't knowld On, Maybe don't. Yeah, we're here for you. Okay,
maybe don't. Okay, what's off? Pot? I'll say that pot
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import needs to know. I had a batting cage up there,
and I remember, oh my god, bamp bamp, And they
said that was part of it, that that on the roof,
batting cage on the roof overlooking Hollywood California. It was
very cool. I felt like I was Vinny fun can
chase you basically all seven times, all yeah, seven times
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I used it. And evidently a lot of that sand
from the sand bags went down the drain. It got
clogged and famously known to stop water in terms of
it's known to stop water, sand is your friend. It
broke that pipe in between the walls, and then we
were having what are they called like the bomb cyclone.
(18:30):
We had a bomb cyclone hitch which, by the way,
these fun names from an atmospheric river. The atmospheric river
is what I'm talking about, and the atmospheric river, but
also a bomb cycle that is happening as well. But
bomb is in fucking quotes. The cool the cool names
for weather is getting out of control. But the atmospheric
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river just hit last week, right on on New Year's
and my my whole roof just flooded in. We're having terrors.
And then this morning my my other house is fully underwater,
so fully not full. So by the way, I need
to work. I have the time. Anybody with a couple
of bags full of a budget, come on and give
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it to us. We're ready to shoot Kyle that's not
how it works. How many bags of sand? Because I'm
just imagining all the sand over like years, just like
going up and is matriculating the word like it's just
like the pipes. I'll give you points to that. Yeah,
I don't. I don't know enough would be real. I've
(19:35):
never heard that word. And I like the fact that
you use that. Can you say to triculation. I don't
know if I used it right, but it's going down matriculate. Yeah,
I thought that was like a math term, matriculate, like
like a foil, like a matriculator, like a front outer
interlass like matriculate. Adams, slow your role, bro, This dude
just dropping mathematical ship grammatical mathematical trick, late Brady on
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the mic sounding a nineties rapper like mathematical chemistry was
chemical dude. No, but you know who the best improv
rappers are from, Dick is like a bomb side clone
sorry from sucking whilding out dude. Yeah, where it's just
like two lines with it. Like the other day I
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was at the store. Your mom is a whole right,
most energetic. How did you do that? Yeah? That was insane, guys.
I'm waiting Brady, I'm wow, that would be a sweet reveal. Yea,
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Oh dude, something crazy happen to me yesterday. So I was,
you know how I like devour rotisserie chickens. I didn't
know that love rotisserie chickens. Dude, Like a cartoon, you
just put them in and then you pull all the
owns out. Yeah, I eat. I eat rotisserie chicken like
four times a week. I I fucking love rotisserie chicken. Diary.
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So I ate a rotisserie chicken last week, and yesterday
when I took a ship, an entire rope that was
about fourteen inches long came out of my butthole. Dude, dude,
what what? What? What? What? Wait? You know the string
that ties together the oh? I thought you meant like
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you had a rope of dukie that was like over
a foot long. No, no, no, he's talk No this
man is this man is talking about a rope. You're
saying you ate the rope by accident, the rope of
the rotisserie chicken. You know it's string. It's not the string,
it's string. It's not rope. I know, but rope the
funnier turn I know. But when you said a rope.
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I was thinking with the thickness, but you know the string,
the rope that ties the chicken together, literal. I was
so scared when it came out. I was so scared.
You thought it was like a tape worm. Yeah, I
didn't know what the funk it was. I was like,
did you pull it? Yeah? Because it was coming and
it was still dangling. It was still it was dangling,
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and I'm like, why can't I be like like a dog,
like a dog, why can't I shake this one loose?
And so I had to pull it out and it
was so long. Three hairs about the movie? How did
we not? Oh my god, we're talking about Yeah, this
is great? What what did you? How did just catch
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coming to So this is a good digestive tracker to like,
you know, how long it took you to digest your food? Yeah?
When did you eat the rope? Well, that that's the thing.
I ate it last. I ate it on Monday. I
swallow it every Monday. Yeah, so that's pretty good. Monday,
I shouted out. Wednesday, Oh yeah that's great, you're you're healthy.
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Congratulations out of your healthy for sure? Yeah, Monday to Wednesday?
Is that how work it? So maybe maybe they like
could the body couldn't figure out what it held onto
the rope For a minute, it was like, what do
we how do we process this? I think that's pretty standard.
Two days before you put it out. It goes to
all that intestine we're talking about, like fifty feet of intestine. Listen,
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I'm not I'm not doubting like the rope taking that long,
But if it takes that long to shoot out what
you ate, I think that's too long. No, I think
that it. I think it goes through your one intestine,
then hangs out in the other one for a certain
amount of time and breaks down the enzymes and then
goes to the lower coal and and then you shut
That's what I think. I thought that took like twenty
four hours. Yeah, I think it's eat breakfast and then
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you eat lunch and then you ship you're shooting out breakfast.
I don't think some don't just pushed it has to
make more lunch. Well. I feel like, yeah, where's Dr bros.
Right right, where's the science? I know you can eat
corn and check it out, because like if you don't
have a lot of corn, you just sucking throw some
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corn in there. And then you're like, oh, that's out
a couple of days later. But you're saying, I think
it's what are we doing? How have we done this?
For the live shows? We did a live show, um
live shing, but like because and you know, if you
eat asparagus, it's like ten minutes, right, different different takes,
different things, take a different time. Don't eat different things.
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That's what I'm saying is the rope probably went through
like three dukies were like, yo, are you coming? And
I was like, no, what do we got at him?
What do we got from? Bros? Arn't Google. It takes
about thirty six hours for food to move through your colon,
so the entire colon, so sixty eight hours to pass
through your stomach and small intestine. Food enters your large
intestine too, colon for further digestion, absorbtion of water, and
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finally colon molimination of undigested food. It takes about thirty
six hours for food to move through the entire colon,
so that's the day and a half. Yeah, So that's
so you're right. So that that was about right, Dr
Bros up here, So the rope didn't take any for
a time. Kyle sorry, that's all good, baby, I'm sorry.
It's so your body digest rope very well. Yeah, but
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by the way, so scared dude, your body digest rope.
This is like straight out of the Workaholics episode where
you guys are pulling the spiky rope out of my y.
Never heard of it? Yeah, r I p never to
be seen again. Well, unless you've got a couple of
bags of dough. Remember when Paramount Plus was telling us
(25:31):
that they not only wanted to do the Workaholics movie,
but they wanted to have a spin off TV show
and all this other stuff. Yeah, it was a big
pie in the sky dream Blue Skies signed the reboot
of somebody else. Yet we might have to not yet,
not until the check, not tell the first check clears
(25:51):
you're not that guy. Yeah yeah true. Waits so, Adam,
how long did you think the rope was gonna be
And when did you put it together? Was it full
the out and you saw it when you were like, oh,
chicken rope again, chicken rope. It's like nerd rope. It's
a nerd rope. It was like two separate polls. Like
I pulled it as far as I could get my
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arm down and then I had to reach that up
your ass and pull it again. So it was too
It was like, what is happening to my body? Will
this ever stop? Did you stand up? Wait? Do you white?
Do you stand? Wipe? Have we been over this? You
a squat? A squat? Stand to three points? You were standing?
And it was he was dangling, dude. He was looking
right at it. He was looking between why won't this
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just fall into the bowl? Like this is weird? Did
you bend over and look? Yeah? Looking? Of course. Of
course didn't like slap your face by accident, and it
did not slap my face. But to keep it, you
had to keep it. You can't flush. No, I threw it.
I threw it away to keep it. You didn't flush it, right,
you don't flush that. I did flush it. I wasn't
gonna pick that up, dude. No, that's supposed to go
(26:55):
down a roof train. Yeah, filled the same saying that
kind of thing for the roof train, Adam, Yeah, true, Yeah,
keep all your secret. What was cool is I like
definitely like ran up to tell Chloe and she's like,
don't don't tell me this, and I'm like, yeah, you
have whatever you're about to say. I'm like I have to.
I'm like, come check it out. And she's like, I
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really don't want to. And I'm like, please please save
it for the pod and I'm like, please come look
at it, and she like reluctantly, was like, did you
wash it? You washed it before you showed it to her.
It was just in the toilet with the poo. It's
just in the bowl, So you showed the whole poop
and everything. Yeah. I wouldn't have done that. That's the
way I would just tell the story. I think that's yeah.
I don't I would have taken the string out. Did
(27:37):
you take a picture? Uh no? Dang, Yeah, you don't
want to do that because then you enter a whole
world where like suddenly you're taking pictures of your ship
all the time. Yeah. And then and then like does
it start to turn you on? Right? You start doing
paintings of it? It gets deep? Yeah? Does it started
to get a little riled up. Then you start poking around.
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And when you started poking around, Man, what's cool is
when you have a few random ship pictures in your
phone and then like you know how the phone will
be like memories and then that pop up like where
was I at in my life? The best when like
(28:22):
it made one of those. We were at my wife's
grandmother's funeral and there was photos from like the reception Grandma, sorry,
the reception, and like a few from the funeral. It
made like a video with like super upbeat music. It
(28:42):
was just like get togethers and there was us just
being sad for like two minutes of all these fucking
sad as photos. Yeah, that's where AI misses us. They
don't they don't understand emotion. They have to read your
faces in the pictures. They don't yet they will can't
be putting popos out of funeral footage. I want to
hear AI emo music. Remember the trend of people posting
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like you had to post like the ten first photos
that you pick or whatever. All right, right, remember that
kind of what is this? It was like you just
you post ten random photos from your phone feed whatever. Yeah,
it's just ten dick picks. So there was a joke
a bit that I did where I downloaded a bunch
of pictures of John A. Ramsey. The first one was
(29:27):
like me, like running, the other was like me like
with you guys maybe, and then the third one was
like Johina rams I'm like, that's weird. And then like
the next one was something else, and then the next
one is something it's another John A. Ramsey. When I'm like, okay,
I can't explain that one either, that it was like
another job Ramsey picture. It's a lot of maybe just
kept being John A. Ramsey. I'm like, guys, I don't know.
(29:49):
I don't I don't know what's happening. Uh don't know
where these are coming from. It's just trying to be
part of society. Thought it was a fun idea that
was cute. Don't edge me. Hey, Adam, how did you? Um,
how did you eat the fourteen inch string? What happened there? Like?
(30:12):
What was it a ball or something? You know this dude,
you know exactly how he ate? Was it a ball? Like? What? What?
What happened? How did you get that fucking thing in
your body? It just got it got mashed up in
the chicken and I was just sucking going for a
dog and you just chewed You just chewed it and
didn't break it out. I was still thinking about the poop.
I'm just wondering. I was curious because I just don't
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know how you chew that, you know, but whatever, where
were you guys? Sorry? Us was doing a bit about
how like he is obsessed with a little girl who
was murdered and you were thinking about my ship. Funny, funny, funny.
Also a little girl who was murdered, a little girl
who dresses like a woman and puts on makeup. That
was murder, true, true, true, thank you. That was a
(30:57):
crazy case. Murder was the case. God damn it, I
cannot believe we're not doing the movie. Guys. It's so
bummed out. I keep going back to it. Dude, I'm tripping.
I'm tripping. I'm there with you. We're not We're not
doing it now. We were fucking. We were like, no,
we're going to start in just a few weeks. That
(31:18):
that our whole schedules are totally fucked now, like just
started his diet. My mom is gonna be so sad.
My mom is, my parents too. They were going to
come out and visit and see everybody on set. There
was my dad was so excited. Yeah, yeah, I know
this was this was gonna be cool. He was asking
about all the crew guys, all of his crew homies,
(31:39):
if they're going to be there. It's over. Yep, it's over. Yep.
I wonder how many people will learn of that, all
the people on the crew will learn by listening to this.
My parents, uh, my parents were like, you're still working,
and I go, who is this? What number is this?
How did you get this number? Yeah? What number is this?
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Who is this? Stage? Your name? Hello? State your name?
Who is this? My god, man, this industry fucking I
was ready to do stunts again. Fuck, dude, Almo was
out scouting. I'm like looking at these things. Dude, I've been.
(32:23):
I've been. Finally, I'm starting to get my my groin
is starting to bounce back. I've been. I got a
therapist here, boner right now, I got a physical therapist
here that's really really helping me. But it's so weird, dude,
Like I he keeps the door open, I think because
it's so weird because he gave so weird, like how
(32:45):
close to his dick's he's rubbing because he has like
goop on his hands, and then he's just like digging
into like my lower crotch, basically grazing My testis so
your dick's so big, You've got a bigger and lower crotch.
Bro that's right. Uh yeah, so but it's but it's
actually starting to uh work. Your dick has ribs, it's
(33:11):
starting to work. Is it like sea hawk that's a cage. Yeah,
it's it's essentially it's like releasing that that muscle that
that has been totally fucked for almost a year. What's
it called? Do you know what it's called? So the
so as it is what we believe us Maximus. And
then I went and got an m r ry because
it was earlier this week. It was the worst it's
(33:32):
ever been. And it's because it was feeling. It felt
good for like five days in a row. And my
fistical therapist is like, if it feels good for like
four or five days, try to ride the bike for
a little bit. So I got on the bike. How
long did you ride the bike? I did like thirteen miles,
like putting nothing that far, nothing new for trash like
you and uh fitness and uh yeah, so not even
(33:55):
that harder far. And then the next day I was
in so much pain I couldn't walk and ship, so
walk and I could shop, I could ship. I couldn't
we know he could ship? And then and then I
did that, and then I did a cold plunge and
I think I'm gonna buy a fucking cold plunge. I'm
in I love him. I'm fucking in love with cold.
(34:17):
Me and Kyle. We're talking about things. We're doing it
I've never done, dude. We gotta let's all get cold plunges.
It's the best I'm all about. And I can sit
in there all day long. I'm like a fucking weirdo
in those things. What temperature are you working at? I'm
not going that low I was. It was it was
forty one and I did eight minutes. Whoa, that's really
low and that's a really long time. I'm worried about you,
(34:41):
I know, dude. But and it's actually scary because then
I don't get warm for like four hours. Like I
came home, I was like, I was shivering. I went
to this place and I was like shivering and clothes Like,
I'm like, isn't heat on? And She's like, yeah, it's
set up seventy you should be fine, And I'm like,
but my been grossing doesn't sound good. No, no, no,
(35:01):
you gotta have a hot tub right next to you.
That's how you gotta do it. I just get out.
Well I went back. There was a sauna. I think
I'm gonna get a sauna too. I think I'm going
to get a renew It's called the roof Bitch, two roofs.
This movie was going to pay for everything. Yeah, yeah,
you gotta reprogram all these purchases real quick. I'm going
(35:22):
to get a renew sauna. Look it up there, the
fucking ship the circle thing infrared not sauna. Sorry, the
cold Plunge is renew and I think the Jacuzzi infrared
that's the like white, it's the white one. The renew
is the white one. There's like black white gray. It's
it recycles the water though. Yeah, with the wood top,
and it looks it looks really really nice. I want
(35:44):
a yellow dude, just get the one that looks like
a barrel. Yeah, that's the one that I saw on Amazon.
I'm like, that's mine. No, because then you gotta put
ice in it every time. It's too much of an ordeal.
I just want to be able to get into it.
Look a look at the renew one. They're Kyle, They're
really really nice. I saw it, okay, Well, and then
the saunas the Circle one that's what I'm talking about. Yeah,
(36:05):
the only time I've ever done a cold plunge is
next to a hot tub. I did it in Calistoga
where I was like in the hot tub and then
in the cold plunge, and I could do the cold
plunge for about two minutes around fifty something, and then
I would go back. So, Adam, you're on another level.
So you know what I think it is. I think
it's because I can't feel temperature from my knees down.
(36:25):
You're like a frog. Oh yeah, that's cheating. That's no fair.
So I think it is cheating a little bit. So
the rest of mine there's less body that is feeling cold.
But you're in up to your neck though, right yeah,
is this your lower half or your whole body? The
whole body up to your neck, up to your neck
so you don't go under the head, right yeah, I
mean no. I keep my hands out too, because I'm
like funk that I want to be able to drive
(36:46):
home because your hands freeze up. Yeah, your hands freeze up.
You just keep I I Usually what I do is
I'll like they say, you're supposed to like work on
your breath and ship man, but I'm like, I don't
give a ship. I would just rather watch catch up
on old episodes of Boardwalk Empire while you're freezing. Yeah,
and then you just but if you watch something, you
(37:06):
forget how cold you are and then you look down,
you're like, oh that was eight MANU are you saying
you're in the cold plunge and you're watching this? Yeah,
I hold my phone up like this. I was listening
to music or a YouTube video. Yeah, oh I jumped in.
What Yeah, everybody, you all have different stories. I'm so
confused as to what this process jumped in. Understand. I
just don't heat my hot tub and it's at like
(37:26):
fifty five fifty six degrees and I get in there
for like seven eight minutes. If I take a cold shower,
it'll take my breath away a little bit. Take my breath. Dude,
me too, Blake. I'm right there with you. We'll tell you,
tell you what, Blake, if you are ever sore, like
I'm sore all the time, Like I think from my
accident as a kid, like I think my joint, you know,
(37:48):
everything's just fucked right. And the way I work out,
I work out like a fucking lunatic. So my body
is just like, fuck you stop, stop, how do you so?
So they it really really helps, Like I feel better
immediately afterwards. Is it because you're like numb or is
it because you're like you're you're What is it doing
(38:09):
to your muscles? It helps with inflammation and with arthritis,
and it boosts for metabolism and your veins. It's like
it's like vascular to there's something stuff. And also it
also increases your tea okay, conversation. And it shrinks your
testicles for sure, like it does damage to your genitals
(38:30):
well cold water. But they can only get so small, bro,
It's not they can't get any smaller, dude. It's I
wonder if there's going to be a whole generation of
men that are like our balls are gonna hang lower
than like our parents and grandparents because we're doing all
this like getting them really cold, getting them really hot
and saggy, getting them really cold back to hot and saggy.
(38:53):
There getting smaller around. Dicks are getting small for sure,
they are, for sure. Mine's not. Absolutely, Mom was positive
they are. I'm positive they are. Dicks are getting smaller,
Mine's not. And balls are getting much much larger. Yeah, No,
dicks are getting smaller, and it's I'm right on track
with how small they're getting. Yeah, but by the way,
(39:13):
I want to see, I want to see like that
picture of the ape, like becoming the man, and then
just the dick getting smaller too. If you look close,
you can see against dick evolution, the evolution of our
dicks used to actually drag on the ground as we
as we crawled through the forest. Right, that's my foreskin
was necessary and now yes, it was a protective layer.
(39:34):
Definitely ain't dragging on anything, so sniffet off. Yeah, but foreskin,
you know it's good for you. You you want to
have that stuff. That stuff's gotten ten thousand little feelers. Okay, okay,
I know we've talked about this. Befar, Kyle, I gotta
get my ball snipped, Kyle, I gotta get a reference now.
Oh you're getting it. You're getting I got cool. Cool.
(39:56):
Pick your music right, pick your music now. You can't.
You can't have full a little boys running around three
you're cutting your uh yeah from the inside out. Yeah, sweet,
I've seen that Pixar movie. Hey, well, now you have time.
I'm gonna fully heal my now we're not doing the movie.
You can. You have time to do that. I'm gonna
fully get this growing situation figured out. Oh you have
(40:18):
time to take care of ourselves now, boys bright side.
You know what I was thinking about doing on this.
Have you heard of these full body scans that you
can go in and get and you just m r.
I I just did it. You see your fat? But
is it your whole body because they're focusing on one
region you're your yours? Is the girl? Are you talking
about like the body fat scan or like? No, no, Kyle,
I just scanned your body. It just came back. What's up?
(40:40):
Your boobs are huge? I like that. That was good.
But no, you you lay down, they scan you and
they're looking for anything in your body, any cells, any
thing that could result in some cancer. Cancer, yeah, cancer
or you're I don't know what they're looking for exactly,
(41:01):
but yeah they don't. You're pretty dialed into what this is.
They do it. But they drank that thing. Kyle, go
to that go get scan in that alley. Yeah, it's
looking for cells. And I don't know enough about this ship,
but it is something that you can do. And I'm
like you you're concentrated on the movie. Dude, you didn't
have time to look up what this scan was about.
(41:22):
How you have to there are a lawsuit there? I
think there's a lawsuit there. Yeah, you're here from body
scam or like it? Well, what is this? This sounds
to me too good to be true. Well, but it's
it's a good or not because like, do you want
to know these things? I guess you know what I mean? Like,
your boobs are huge? Yeah, if you're predisposed to to
(41:43):
like a heart attack or something, I feel like i'd
like to know, Yeah, prevented it. Yeah, I think I'm
gonna do it. It just sounds like theory news. Are
you talking about theory? Now? That's what it sounds like
to me. That the blood Oh yeah. The girl when
she's like looking in the mirror, she's like, I'm talking
about Yeah, she got us from talking like this to
certainly she's like hello investors, to all need I loved it.
(42:08):
That show is great. What was the name of that Elizabeth?
What was her name? Elizabeth Holme? Yeah, just to drop
up your blood is a game changer. It just canna
change everything in the world. I love her all. I
bleed red blood just like you. Oh every still funny?
(42:32):
You mean really means still funny? Yep, yep. Commercials should
tell people what that was and then they can judge us.
You guys can log in and tell us if we
should be canceled or not. Yeah, I hope that YouTube video.
What was that? That was? Memory did a sketch. We
did a sketch show, a weekly or monthly sketch show
back in the odds, not the nineties, and it was
(42:57):
just down the street from Ripley's, believe it or not.
They had also to kind of things on so it
was a real deal. We're a Hollywood attraction. It was
the real deal. That's right. It was. And so we
did a sketch about the world's tallest woman who came
down the road to answer questions. She's like, I'm just
down the street on tour over at the Ripley's, believe
it or not. I'm here to just meet people take questions.
(43:20):
And she was like, you know, eight feet tall and uh,
big girl. There's a YouTube video of her. There is,
And that's how we kind of set up the sketch
with a clip of her. And I came out with
like a little itty bitty tiny walker and like a
dress on and like a goofy wig and like crazy
lipstick or something, and um, I was like, I'm gonna
take questions. And then Adam and were just in the audience,
(43:42):
planted asking the meanest questions about I think my dick
was and uh, I was like, I had like nice
little jabs back, and then I just started kind of crying. Yeah,
I think that's how it ended. My money. Zach brought
that up random late on New Year's Eve and we're
(44:03):
hanging out on New Year's Eve and he just goes,
I bleed red blood just like you, And I'm like, whoa,
that is the deepest cut of all time? What was
How did it tie in at the end? And by
the way, he's never seen Workaholics or Pitch Perfect or
anything else I've ever done. He's just just that sketch
show is the only thing he knows or remembers. Comedy
(44:24):
cocktail he used to roll. We used to party afterwards,
pretty fucking hard. Bro. No Nardo's gonna be there. I
forget how we wrapped that sketch up. I don't think
we redeem ourselves. I think we kind of just pile
on you and you cry and light we didn't. I
think you guys do like a whole thing where you're like, hey,
we're sorry. You come up and you're like, well sorry,
and then you like tore my dress off't like that,
(44:50):
and then we started sucking your dick and then lights out.
I think that's what it was. It like, came down
to the simmer and they cancel the works out. God,
how dared they kiss? Now makes non I'll find the
(45:11):
script somewhere deep in the cut to dust those off.
Maybe we can shoot that. Let's just shoot a live
action version of that the role and let's do a
day in the life of the world's tallest woman. How
are you just like you do? Let's make a horror
movie that'd be greater world's largest. Very funny. I've never
(45:35):
heard that one before here. It's coming from the Norway.
I wish you who got to a point where was like,
you want to see it? You keep talking about it,
you want to you keep talking about it, you might
as well see it. Nah, that was the bad guy
voice in a horror movie. That's scary, and I guess
(45:57):
we're looking back because there's nothing to look forward to.
Kind of yeah, like that diary. H yeah, because what
we do that we call the wizards up see if
they want to do another Well, well I will say
that Der's You wrote one hell of a script and
I was so excited to shoot it with you boys.
I was. I was ecstatic rereading last night, getting excited.
(46:18):
We were going to do a table read tomorrow and
some of our writer friends, Leslie Snipes had just signed
on Leslie Snips to be a boom operator. Yeah, and
you you wrote one hell of a scripts. He was
very very very very funny. Hey man, thank you. Um,
it's always fun to sit down to you guys, get
some ideas, do some synthesizing, and uh wait, we could
(46:42):
do that. Don't they do a show in l A
where you get actors together and you read the scripts
that never got made. We could we could do that
the Blacklist or whatever. Yeah? No, no, no, not this
check what paramount? Check? What paramount? They might make this?
(47:02):
Any takebacks? Apologies? Epic slams. Yeah, I want to take
back the last three years of my life everything I've
said to Paramount. Yeah, we're just The user interface is
all funked up. I can't even find Yellowstone on there.
So what good are they? My dad was mad about
that too, like he could not find it. He was upset.
Can we talk about this Paramount Plus? Where's Yellowstone? And
(47:25):
if it's not on Paramount Plus, you dropped the ball?
They sure did, They sure did. But they got every
spinoff that no one really watches and the only people
that do are my dad. Yeah, so everyone, millions of people.
I feel like they're skewing old. Maybe that was too young, Yeah,
(47:47):
but I'm not. We're middle aged. Yeah, yeah we are.
We're gonna shoot a majority of it in a sound
stage because I was like, we don't want to go outside.
We can't handle the win anymore. Yeah, I've said something
mean to you earlier about what wrong? Oh the Intestine stuff?
I take it back. No, I take back the apology
(48:09):
I gave earlier. We're having fun? Oh yes, good good?
And hey do we stop truly? Do we stop giving flowers?
Because oh yeah, we have not addressed this. It's bad.
You know what, though, I do want to give some
flowers to Paramount Plus save it for the next one.
The last uh flowers we gave was to Twitch. I
believe the DJ for Ellen and great answer. Uh sup
(48:35):
Uh committed suicide and he passed away. And we have
a long line of people we give flowers to and
then people fucking die right after a horrible track record.
It's very strange. Bob Saga. Yeah, Betty White, we talked
about Gallagher maybe before after and Coulio, I think, didn't
we meant Julio we talked about Yeah, it's nuts, it's
(48:58):
not it's not good. So so maybe we stopped with
the flowers. I'm cool with that. Yeah, yeah, And and
r I p twitch that that's it was a true
bummer to get a bunch of d m s about
how we had anything to do with that, how we
murdered him. Oh yeah, but you know that that's I
don't like. That was not cool. Um, so yeah, maybe
(49:18):
no more flowers except for Paramount Plus. And I don't
even know if that joke is funny, guys, but is it? Yeah,
it is funny. I make a face, let's give, we'll give,
We'll give Paramount Plus their flowers. Yeah, your face was
what I laughed at. I didn't laugh at the words.
Al Right, guys, that that was a bummer. So on
that note, I love you dudes, and hey, until next time. Well,
(49:38):
you know we're gonna get together, and we're gonna work
together again. I know we will, whether it's on Workaholics
or something else. And McDonald's. Let's get a mountain house
while there's some snow during this bomb cyclone and just
do some wild. Yeah, let's just go to Big Bear
and hunker down for a weekend. Do some Caton Craton,
maybe do some now talking. I like, dude, I'm all
(50:01):
about Blake. I'm coming over. Let's funking that ship up.
And that's another episode of this. This is the only
thing we have. Commas and Lucas, baby,
Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,
the show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. On
this is Important. I wish this were either a BRNO
or the Workaholics movie, which was kind of both. Dude,
(00:22):
I'm tripping. I'm tripping. Our dicks used to actually drag
on the ground as we crawled through the forest. Do
you want to you keep talking about it? Buckle up? Yeah, baby,
(00:44):
I slept funny man, sleeping sleep funny. This guy is
so funny. Slept funny. I'm feeling weird right now. I
slept funny, dude, dude. I woke up funny. Dude, dude,
I didn't sleep funny. I woke up funny. I woke
up like this. I woke up with I slept I
(01:07):
was tossing. Yeah, dude, I walked down in my kitchen
this morning. So I have two houses. I have a
house in Hollywood and then a house at the beach.
That's because you got to get away from Hollywood. Hollywood's
fucking crazy. Okay, this business is forget about it. Uh.
And both are currently flooding. Both both are flooding that's
(01:32):
what I posted about Hollywood on New Year's Eve. It
was like fully just raining in my kitchen and then
now fully engorged down here at the beach. My kitchen is,
which just got remodeled fully also raining inside. So that's
that's my life. And don't like that. That's my life.
(01:53):
And by the way, that's currently happening. I pushed off
having the contractors come so we can do this podcast.
So that's that. That Well, good for you, because we're here,
we're doing it. We're talking for the people out there.
You know we are. Thing can derail us, Okay, no
(02:14):
matter what they throw at us, We'll keep chugging along.
Chug chug. Uh what well? The issue? I feel like
we have to talk about the elephant in the room.
So right after I saw that my house is me
flooding the pack of not Kyle the our human elephant.
(02:36):
I'm a hungry, hungry hip though. That's a good nickname.
I'll take that. Hey, bro, what up? This is my
friend human elephant. We get a call from our manager
Isaac that Paramount Plus is pulling the Workaholics movie. What
ye wait, let's step it out. Let's step it out
like you didn't know that. Wait, nobody told me you
(02:57):
didn't know this. You were on the call. Yeah, you
were on the call. You we just did it about
fifteen minutes ago. You were there. It's the elephant that's
in the room. Were always so stoned. I was just
ripping bobs bro I missed that bar sh Sorry. Sorry,
I'm trying to get into the character. I'm trying to
get into Blake Anderson should get out. Well you don't.
You don't have to anymore. You could just be Blake Anderson. Dude. Yeah, yeah,
(03:21):
sorry for our manager's assistant calls and goes, hey, I
have Isaac and all the guys on the phone. I'm like, oh,
I know, Adam died. There's someone just died. All the
guys minus one, almost all the guys, right, It's like
who was flying last night? Who was flying? Right? It's
(03:42):
always the safest way to travels the way they died. Right.
When there's more than like one or two people on
the call, it's bad news if there's if there's three
or more, it's bad news. So essentially, they said that
they don't think peramount plus strategies, which is a thing
that I don't know about. But uh. Apparently that they
said that Workaholics isn't global enough and they want a
(04:06):
more global reach. And then what was weird is they said,
don't be mad, ups is hiring and I was like,
that was coming at me with rap ready. So I
think our goal is uh crying, he promised you. I
feel like I'm about to I know, I'm hot, I'm cold,
(04:29):
I'm everything about it. Our goal is to take it
to Netflix or Hulu or Amazon or another streamer that
thinks that that or just any community theater. Because we
were ready to go. We were doing table reads, we
have offices set up. Dude, um, we were building stage
(04:52):
for real head stages that we're starting to build. The
stages are there, it's happening there. The office was taped
out on the floor like I saw it yesterday. I was.
I went in yesterday, I did. I saw Grant it was.
It was feeling very magical. Well, that that is one
(05:13):
of the biggest bummers of it all is that all
the crew that we've hired that thought that they're going
to spend this time working for us and getting paychecks
from us in our show, they no longer get that,
and that that truly is the worst thing about it,
and they got the privilege of seeing us again for
(05:33):
many years, they don't get to hang out with us,
which is like one of the coolest things and also paining,
you know in that And this is this is where
if we're doing it, I mean, we're five six weeks
away from when our start date was like, we're moving,
We're we're fucking ready to go. Yeah, but people have
(05:54):
other commitments and like so if there's any friends of
the pod that have big budgets, you know, studios, streamers,
We're ready to go. We're fucking ready al right, so
call Isaac Corn Let's do it, okay, and what's his number?
Three to three? No JK. So yeah, now it sucks.
(06:24):
I don't know, you guys want to do apologies takebacks
in six minutes. I'm kissed, man, because I also, like,
I was trying to do a dry January, so now
I'm feeling like I want to just go local. Salim
bro I'm with you, dude. I'm so pissed right now.
I'm Kyle has done a dry like last seven years,
(06:44):
and he's about to throw it all. I'm going on nine, baby, nine,
I'm about to be nine. Yeah, my goal just before
a decade, I'll throw it away. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool,
so we're worth doing it. Yeah, thank you, Blake. You
drink a beer, Kyle, you have like a McNugget or something? No,
I got I actually have something I want to try
and I was hoping we could try it together, thinking
maybe at the office. This a buzz box. No, dude,
(07:07):
I got these weird like supplements and maybe our listeners
know about it. Have you guys ever heard about like
cava root Yeah, I have heard. I don't know anything
about it, but I've heard. Is that like rubbing crystals
on your armpits? No dude, you actually um drink it?
But I just got it. I haven't tried it yet.
This is a cava root beer? From where? Where did
you get it? Just some like shaman? But I'm asking
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like was this just something sent to you in the mail?
Now it's like a homies like I this is what
I do. Like I'm on the cava root train. There's
no hangover. It's like get you where you need to
be at parties. I've been youtubing it. Wait what is it? What?
What's what's going on? No hangover? It gets you where
you need to be What is that? Is it alcohol? No,
it's a it's a it's a plant. It's a root.
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Do not drink. So it's like the rice vodka or whatever,
just a different way of fermenting a root or something.
So it makes you feel drunk. Or what what I
heard is it's like nature's zanix, so it kind of
whatever that means. I've never taken zanex, so like mushrooms
or something. Look, I don't know your buddy. I don't
want to know him. I might not even know you. Like, definitely,
(08:11):
don't drink that right now. No, I'm not xan x
is going to make you go to sleep and ship well,
but it's also mixed with another plant. I think it's
mixed with cretum. What's that? Oh, create tom? Create Tom
is like a hallucinogen. I think. I don't know, dude.
I wanted to do it with you guys, and we're
doing this one so early. I'm not gonna like start
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it now. It's ten am doing like your your mushroom juice.
Maybe t I Nation has some experience with it, because
I am a little shady shaded out by it. Don't
don't even look it up just do it, dude, don't
be a pussy. Just go for it. Send it, and
then you found it, you found on the street. Yeah,
that's fine. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look
(08:53):
it up. Well, guys, we have to promise that we
have to hang out at least. We haven't been all
in the same room for a while. Now. Who's gonna
happen tomorrow? So uh we we definitely need to kick it.
I was excited to hang out with my boys for
a few months straight. Yeah, yeah, what do we do now?
(09:15):
What do we do with this time? We make an
indie movie, That's what That's what we do. We shoot something,
you know, this is just also throwing something at the board.
We could go on a this is important tour, a
little mini tour, yea, yeah, we could set that up
pretty quick. Or we could make Volcane to Beaver. Okay, okay, yeah, guys,
(09:37):
I'm grasping. I'm ready. Let's fucking go. Yeah, let's make
Volcane to Beaver for sci fi. Okay, I like that movie.
We're forgetting about that. They're like, there's only beavers in
North America. It's not global. We don't have to write
that movie. That movie. I'll just set it up and
you guys can come on in and it will be
(09:58):
an improv thing. It'll be like an impro on freak show. Kyle,
I think I know how we can write the script
little Kava Room Baby. I will say that like the
those every time they try to do like it's an
improv show and the characters don't there's they don't know
what's happening. It's usually bad. Unless it's Curb your Enthusiasm,
(10:20):
it's bad. Like what well. I don't want to shoot
on specifically the show I'm thinking about, But there are
some improv shows out there now and they're not that good.
I don't even know are they big? And they have
like a feature version? No feature version? Can we lip
read it? What is it? I forget the name of it.
It's it's because I can think of one that's very good,
(10:43):
which one that show is hilarious and that's all improv. Yeah,
but those guys, but it's not all improv because all
those guys were the writers. So they sat around and
talk about the bit that they're gonna do in the
writer's room and then they go do it, which essentially
you're writing it with each other, and you know those
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dudes went off the page or off the like whatever. Dude,
that show is funny because that's such a like clippable
show because it's just like goes like person and some
of those clips they pull from Reno nine when One
are so damn funny. Yeah. I never watched it, dude.
It's hot, it's high hilaryer like. I've saw it, but
I never like watched It's very funny. You can just
jump in. It is really funny. I just remember the
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trailer for the movie where he was trying to move
the whale and it pushed so hard into the whale
and I was like, that was an all time moment. Oh,
that's the that's a great moment. Hey, they made a
Reno nine in one movie. What happened to the Workaholics movie?
Same company? Man, Yeah, it's a bit. I'm not gonna
blame the Reno guys, but it's their fault. It's their fault.
(11:47):
You think they were like kill it. It's used them. Yeah,
they were like, yes, we've done two, we need to
do three. Tom Lennon was like, nah, Tom Lennon, you
a bit. Tom Lennon goes Reno. You don't, and I
that's that's funny. Did you just improv? You know I did?
That's good, that's good. He's like, no, I wrote that down.
(12:08):
I've been thinking about saying that to you guys for
for a long time. Well, he did write The Night
at the Museum Movies right when his home Ben Ben Grants.
I think, yeah, thank you, Yeah, wow, look at what about?
Like what is there? There's a pure improv show, the
murder Ville. You guys seen that on Netflix? I have.
It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a pure like
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they do all the improv. I don't murder Ville. And
who's in that? It's like who is it? At him?
It's um Will Arnett. And then they have guests come
in and they basically try and solve a mystery with
clues and stuff. Yeah, well, I get I get the
it's kind of fun because you're you're seeing these people
that they're in above their head, you know, they're like
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I don't know what's going on, but that's fun for
like two minutes, and then you're like, well, I wish
they did. I wish they would have wrote this right.
Adam thought it was a porn I wish this was
a porno. I wish this were either a porno or
the Workaholics movie, which was kind of both. Yeah, I
was so what's not horrible about pretty global? Murders? Global?
(13:18):
I guess independent investors. We welcome you, come on, comes
called up, Isaac. We're ready to go. We welcome your dough.
Let's do this. What about whose line is it? Anyways?
Did you guys watch that show? Started a class? Bryan's styles?
Who's her? Who's your m v P or your favorite?
(13:40):
Who's your favorite? Colin? Wayne Brady? Come on, this dude
is a movement Wayne Brady. Yeah, Wayne Brady is great.
Wayne Brady is a movement dog. I don't know what
that means dog, but a bowl one. Yeah, he's always
see leg I do like how they they were like
(14:00):
and now we've got a new category about freestyle rapping,
like specifically just because he could, and then everyone else
had to be like we can, Yeah, what are we doing?
Ryan Styles? And like fucking doing the Fruity Pebbles commercial
from that he's doing Robin Williams the hands over yo
(14:20):
yo yo. Always always defensive, um, Wayne Brady, dog, Wayne
Brady was good. Colin Mockery's that who were Yeah? Did
they did? Only Wayne Brady and Drew Carey like spin
off from that. I know Drew Carey was before, but whoa.
Drew Carey was the first points because he would give
everybody like a million points. None, come on, the bald guy.
(14:46):
It was hello serious? Yeah you don't remember the British version.
I kind of don't. I do well. Yeah, but Drew
carry treat me the guy who'd be like this is
so so same for good night, good night right now? Yeah,
Durst watched a lot of it. It was on Comedy Central,
also on Paramount Plus uh back in the day, and
that's where Colin Mockery came from. No, I don't know.
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I think you are correct. Was the guy with the glasses?
Yeah he was a blond. Who was that guy? That
guy rock? I don't have this British version of whose line?
Is it? Anywhere anywhere in my I don't remember this
even a little bit. Ryan Styles was also on the
Drew Carey show, I believe. So he was like the neighbor.
Yeah that's yeah. So when they said they we started
(15:28):
the show, he probably was like, dude, you gotta get
in here, because that was based in what Cleveland. Yeah,
Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rock, and that like the weather there
isn't that much different than Omaha, okay. And I was like,
can't we put a pool table in our backyard like that?
Dope as hell? Did they have a pool table in
(15:50):
their backyard? Yeah? That was. I feel like that's like
that when you've really got some scrilla, you have an
outdoor pool table that's like dollars. No, I don't think
it was. It was like a regular pool table that
they just put in the backyard. That was kind of
but in reality that's fun fantasy land TV, which we
won't ever do again. But in reality, those those Miami
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cribs with the pool table overlooking the yacht or like
the piano ye or you get those like the cement
like slab of ping pong tables, those are fucking sick
yea yeah, destructible. Do I've never actually seen the outdoor
pool tables. I didn't even know that's the thing that's real. Yeah,
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they're like marble that they're like they can endure the elements. Dude,
do they have felt on them or it just like
everything is all marbleized. I think they rock a cover
you know what I mean? Yeah, you have to mean. Yeah,
they've got to be covered. They're not weatherproof. There's no
pool table that's not going to pool up with water. Okay,
that's interesting, but they just got to the pockets and
(16:55):
drip out. Of course, if you have right down the
middle of the pool table, that would be idiotic. That
would be between which is my Hollywood house. Evidently, when
they remodeled this house like thirty years ago or whenever
they did this kitchen, because it's a hundred year old house,
you know, uh, they put the drainage for the entire
roof in between two walls, in between the kitchen, and
(17:19):
like my claws, Oh what the fuck? So then it
got clogged because it is you know, should I say
it because insurance? Fuck them? Uh what wait? Wait what
I don't knowld On, Maybe don't. Yeah, we're here for you. Okay,
maybe don't. Okay, what's off? Pot? I'll say that pot
(17:42):
import needs to know. I had a batting cage up there,
and I remember, oh my god, bamp bamp, And they
said that was part of it, that that on the roof,
batting cage on the roof overlooking Hollywood California. It was
very cool. I felt like I was Vinny fun can
chase you basically all seven times, all yeah, seven times
(18:06):
I used it. And evidently a lot of that sand
from the sand bags went down the drain. It got
clogged and famously known to stop water in terms of
it's known to stop water, sand is your friend. It
broke that pipe in between the walls, and then we
were having what are they called like the bomb cyclone.
(18:30):
We had a bomb cyclone hitch which, by the way,
these fun names from an atmospheric river. The atmospheric river
is what I'm talking about, and the atmospheric river, but
also a bomb cycle that is happening as well. But
bomb is in fucking quotes. The cool the cool names
for weather is getting out of control. But the atmospheric
(18:52):
river just hit last week, right on on New Year's
and my my whole roof just flooded in. We're having terrors.
And then this morning my my other house is fully underwater,
so fully not full. So by the way, I need
to work. I have the time. Anybody with a couple
of bags full of a budget, come on and give
(19:15):
it to us. We're ready to shoot Kyle that's not
how it works. How many bags of sand? Because I'm
just imagining all the sand over like years, just like
going up and is matriculating the word like it's just
like the pipes. I'll give you points to that. Yeah,
I don't. I don't know enough would be real. I've
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never heard that word. And I like the fact that
you use that. Can you say to triculation. I don't
know if I used it right, but it's going down matriculate. Yeah,
I thought that was like a math term, matriculate, like
like a foil, like a matriculator, like a front outer
interlass like matriculate. Adams, slow your role, bro, This dude
just dropping mathematical ship grammatical mathematical trick, late Brady on
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the mic sounding a nineties rapper like mathematical chemistry was
chemical dude. No, but you know who the best improv
rappers are from, Dick is like a bomb side clone
sorry from sucking whilding out dude. Yeah, where it's just
like two lines with it. Like the other day I
(20:22):
was at the store. Your mom is a whole right,
most energetic. How did you do that? Yeah? That was insane, guys.
I'm waiting Brady, I'm wow, that would be a sweet reveal. Yea,
(20:45):
Oh dude, something crazy happen to me yesterday. So I was,
you know how I like devour rotisserie chickens. I didn't
know that love rotisserie chickens. Dude, Like a cartoon, you
just put them in and then you pull all the
owns out. Yeah, I eat. I eat rotisserie chicken like
four times a week. I I fucking love rotisserie chicken. Diary.
(21:07):
So I ate a rotisserie chicken last week, and yesterday
when I took a ship, an entire rope that was
about fourteen inches long came out of my butthole. Dude, dude,
what what? What? What? What? Wait? You know the string
that ties together the oh? I thought you meant like
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you had a rope of dukie that was like over
a foot long. No, no, no, he's talk No this
man is this man is talking about a rope. You're
saying you ate the rope by accident, the rope of
the rotisserie chicken. You know it's string. It's not the string,
it's string. It's not rope. I know, but rope the
funnier turn I know. But when you said a rope.
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I was thinking with the thickness, but you know the string,
the rope that ties the chicken together, literal. I was
so scared when it came out. I was so scared.
You thought it was like a tape worm. Yeah, I
didn't know what the funk it was. I was like,
did you pull it? Yeah? Because it was coming and
it was still dangling. It was still it was dangling,
(22:12):
and I'm like, why can't I be like like a dog,
like a dog, why can't I shake this one loose?
And so I had to pull it out and it
was so long. Three hairs about the movie? How did
we not? Oh my god, we're talking about Yeah, this
is great? What what did you? How did just catch
(22:33):
coming to So this is a good digestive tracker to like,
you know, how long it took you to digest your food? Yeah?
When did you eat the rope? Well, that that's the thing.
I ate it last. I ate it on Monday. I
swallow it every Monday. Yeah, so that's pretty good. Monday,
I shouted out. Wednesday, Oh yeah that's great, you're you're healthy.
(22:53):
Congratulations out of your healthy for sure? Yeah, Monday to Wednesday?
Is that how work it? So maybe maybe they like
could the body couldn't figure out what it held onto
the rope For a minute, it was like, what do
we how do we process this? I think that's pretty standard.
Two days before you put it out. It goes to
all that intestine we're talking about, like fifty feet of intestine. Listen,
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I'm not I'm not doubting like the rope taking that long,
But if it takes that long to shoot out what
you ate, I think that's too long. No, I think
that it. I think it goes through your one intestine,
then hangs out in the other one for a certain
amount of time and breaks down the enzymes and then
goes to the lower coal and and then you shut
That's what I think. I thought that took like twenty
four hours. Yeah, I think it's eat breakfast and then
(23:40):
you eat lunch and then you ship you're shooting out breakfast.
I don't think some don't just pushed it has to
make more lunch. Well. I feel like, yeah, where's Dr bros.
Right right, where's the science? I know you can eat
corn and check it out, because like if you don't
have a lot of corn, you just sucking throw some
(24:01):
corn in there. And then you're like, oh, that's out
a couple of days later. But you're saying, I think
it's what are we doing? How have we done this?
For the live shows? We did a live show, um
live shing, but like because and you know, if you
eat asparagus, it's like ten minutes, right, different different takes,
different things, take a different time. Don't eat different things.
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That's what I'm saying is the rope probably went through
like three dukies were like, yo, are you coming? And
I was like, no, what do we got at him?
What do we got from? Bros? Arn't Google. It takes
about thirty six hours for food to move through your colon,
so the entire colon, so sixty eight hours to pass
through your stomach and small intestine. Food enters your large
intestine too, colon for further digestion, absorbtion of water, and
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finally colon molimination of undigested food. It takes about thirty
six hours for food to move through the entire colon,
so that's the day and a half. Yeah, So that's
so you're right. So that that was about right, Dr
Bros up here, So the rope didn't take any for
a time. Kyle sorry, that's all good, baby, I'm sorry.
It's so your body digest rope very well. Yeah, but
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by the way, so scared dude, your body digest rope.
This is like straight out of the Workaholics episode where
you guys are pulling the spiky rope out of my y.
Never heard of it? Yeah, r I p never to
be seen again. Well, unless you've got a couple of
bags of dough. Remember when Paramount Plus was telling us
(25:31):
that they not only wanted to do the Workaholics movie,
but they wanted to have a spin off TV show
and all this other stuff. Yeah, it was a big
pie in the sky dream Blue Skies signed the reboot
of somebody else. Yet we might have to not yet,
not until the check, not tell the first check clears
(25:51):
you're not that guy. Yeah yeah true. Waits so, Adam,
how long did you think the rope was gonna be
And when did you put it together? Was it full
the out and you saw it when you were like, oh,
chicken rope again, chicken rope. It's like nerd rope. It's
a nerd rope. It was like two separate polls. Like
I pulled it as far as I could get my
(26:11):
arm down and then I had to reach that up
your ass and pull it again. So it was too
It was like, what is happening to my body? Will
this ever stop? Did you stand up? Wait? Do you white?
Do you stand? Wipe? Have we been over this? You
a squat? A squat? Stand to three points? You were standing?
And it was he was dangling, dude. He was looking
right at it. He was looking between why won't this
(26:33):
just fall into the bowl? Like this is weird? Did
you bend over and look? Yeah? Looking? Of course. Of
course didn't like slap your face by accident, and it
did not slap my face. But to keep it, you
had to keep it. You can't flush. No, I threw it.
I threw it away to keep it. You didn't flush it, right,
you don't flush that. I did flush it. I wasn't
gonna pick that up, dude. No, that's supposed to go
(26:55):
down a roof train. Yeah, filled the same saying that
kind of thing for the roof train, Adam, Yeah, true, Yeah,
keep all your secret. What was cool is I like
definitely like ran up to tell Chloe and she's like,
don't don't tell me this, and I'm like, yeah, you
have whatever you're about to say. I'm like I have to.
I'm like, come check it out. And she's like, I
(27:17):
really don't want to. And I'm like, please please save
it for the pod and I'm like, please come look
at it, and she like reluctantly, was like, did you
wash it? You washed it before you showed it to her.
It was just in the toilet with the poo. It's
just in the bowl, So you showed the whole poop
and everything. Yeah. I wouldn't have done that. That's the
way I would just tell the story. I think that's yeah.
I don't I would have taken the string out. Did
(27:37):
you take a picture? Uh no? Dang, Yeah, you don't
want to do that because then you enter a whole
world where like suddenly you're taking pictures of your ship
all the time. Yeah. And then and then like does
it start to turn you on? Right? You start doing
paintings of it? It gets deep? Yeah? Does it started
to get a little riled up. Then you start poking around.
(27:57):
And when you started poking around, Man, what's cool is
when you have a few random ship pictures in your
phone and then like you know how the phone will
be like memories and then that pop up like where
was I at in my life? The best when like
(28:22):
it made one of those. We were at my wife's
grandmother's funeral and there was photos from like the reception Grandma, sorry,
the reception, and like a few from the funeral. It
made like a video with like super upbeat music. It
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was just like get togethers and there was us just
being sad for like two minutes of all these fucking
sad as photos. Yeah, that's where AI misses us. They
don't they don't understand emotion. They have to read your
faces in the pictures. They don't yet they will can't
be putting popos out of funeral footage. I want to
hear AI emo music. Remember the trend of people posting
(29:04):
like you had to post like the ten first photos
that you pick or whatever. All right, right, remember that
kind of what is this? It was like you just
you post ten random photos from your phone feed whatever. Yeah,
it's just ten dick picks. So there was a joke
a bit that I did where I downloaded a bunch
of pictures of John A. Ramsey. The first one was
(29:27):
like me, like running, the other was like me like
with you guys maybe, and then the third one was
like Johina rams I'm like, that's weird. And then like
the next one was something else, and then the next
one is something it's another John A. Ramsey. When I'm like, okay,
I can't explain that one either, that it was like
another job Ramsey picture. It's a lot of maybe just
kept being John A. Ramsey. I'm like, guys, I don't know.
(29:49):
I don't I don't know what's happening. Uh don't know
where these are coming from. It's just trying to be
part of society. Thought it was a fun idea that
was cute. Don't edge me. Hey, Adam, how did you? Um,
how did you eat the fourteen inch string? What happened there? Like?
(30:12):
What was it a ball or something? You know this dude,
you know exactly how he ate? Was it a ball? Like? What? What?
What happened? How did you get that fucking thing in
your body? It just got it got mashed up in
the chicken and I was just sucking going for a
dog and you just chewed You just chewed it and
didn't break it out. I was still thinking about the poop.
I'm just wondering. I was curious because I just don't
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know how you chew that, you know, but whatever, where
were you guys? Sorry? Us was doing a bit about
how like he is obsessed with a little girl who
was murdered and you were thinking about my ship. Funny, funny, funny.
Also a little girl who was murdered, a little girl
who dresses like a woman and puts on makeup. That
was murder, true, true, true, thank you. That was a
(30:57):
crazy case. Murder was the case. God damn it, I
cannot believe we're not doing the movie. Guys. It's so
bummed out. I keep going back to it. Dude, I'm tripping.
I'm tripping. I'm there with you. We're not We're not
doing it now. We were fucking. We were like, no,
we're going to start in just a few weeks. That
(31:18):
that our whole schedules are totally fucked now, like just
started his diet. My mom is gonna be so sad.
My mom is, my parents too. They were going to
come out and visit and see everybody on set. There
was my dad was so excited. Yeah, yeah, I know
this was this was gonna be cool. He was asking
about all the crew guys, all of his crew homies,
(31:39):
if they're going to be there. It's over. Yep, it's over. Yep.
I wonder how many people will learn of that, all
the people on the crew will learn by listening to this.
My parents, uh, my parents were like, you're still working,
and I go, who is this? What number is this?
How did you get this number? Yeah? What number is this?
(32:01):
Who is this? Stage? Your name? Hello? State your name?
Who is this? My god, man, this industry fucking I
was ready to do stunts again. Fuck, dude, Almo was
out scouting. I'm like looking at these things. Dude, I've been.
(32:23):
I've been. Finally, I'm starting to get my my groin
is starting to bounce back. I've been. I got a
therapist here, boner right now, I got a physical therapist
here that's really really helping me. But it's so weird, dude,
Like I he keeps the door open, I think because
it's so weird because he gave so weird, like how
(32:45):
close to his dick's he's rubbing because he has like
goop on his hands, and then he's just like digging
into like my lower crotch, basically grazing My testis so
your dick's so big, You've got a bigger and lower crotch.
Bro that's right. Uh yeah, so but it's but it's
actually starting to uh work. Your dick has ribs, it's
(33:11):
starting to work. Is it like sea hawk that's a cage. Yeah,
it's it's essentially it's like releasing that that muscle that
that has been totally fucked for almost a year. What's
it called? Do you know what it's called? So the
so as it is what we believe us Maximus. And
then I went and got an m r ry because
it was earlier this week. It was the worst it's
(33:32):
ever been. And it's because it was feeling. It felt
good for like five days in a row. And my
fistical therapist is like, if it feels good for like
four or five days, try to ride the bike for
a little bit. So I got on the bike. How
long did you ride the bike? I did like thirteen miles,
like putting nothing that far, nothing new for trash like
you and uh fitness and uh yeah, so not even
(33:55):
that harder far. And then the next day I was
in so much pain I couldn't walk and ship, so
walk and I could shop, I could ship. I couldn't
we know he could ship? And then and then I
did that, and then I did a cold plunge and
I think I'm gonna buy a fucking cold plunge. I'm
in I love him. I'm fucking in love with cold.
(34:17):
Me and Kyle. We're talking about things. We're doing it
I've never done, dude. We gotta let's all get cold plunges.
It's the best I'm all about. And I can sit
in there all day long. I'm like a fucking weirdo
in those things. What temperature are you working at? I'm
not going that low I was. It was it was
forty one and I did eight minutes. Whoa, that's really
low and that's a really long time. I'm worried about you,
(34:41):
I know, dude. But and it's actually scary because then
I don't get warm for like four hours. Like I
came home, I was like, I was shivering. I went
to this place and I was like shivering and clothes Like,
I'm like, isn't heat on? And She's like, yeah, it's
set up seventy you should be fine, And I'm like,
but my been grossing doesn't sound good. No, no, no,
(35:01):
you gotta have a hot tub right next to you.
That's how you gotta do it. I just get out.
Well I went back. There was a sauna. I think
I'm gonna get a sauna too. I think I'm going
to get a renew It's called the roof Bitch, two roofs.
This movie was going to pay for everything. Yeah, yeah,
you gotta reprogram all these purchases real quick. I'm going
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to get a renew sauna. Look it up there, the
fucking ship the circle thing infrared not sauna. Sorry, the
cold Plunge is renew and I think the Jacuzzi infrared
that's the like white, it's the white one. The renew
is the white one. There's like black white gray. It's
it recycles the water though. Yeah, with the wood top,
and it looks it looks really really nice. I want
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a yellow dude, just get the one that looks like
a barrel. Yeah, that's the one that I saw on Amazon.
I'm like, that's mine. No, because then you gotta put
ice in it every time. It's too much of an ordeal.
I just want to be able to get into it.
Look a look at the renew one. They're Kyle, They're
really really nice. I saw it, okay, Well, and then
the saunas the Circle one that's what I'm talking about. Yeah,
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the only time I've ever done a cold plunge is
next to a hot tub. I did it in Calistoga
where I was like in the hot tub and then
in the cold plunge, and I could do the cold
plunge for about two minutes around fifty something, and then
I would go back. So, Adam, you're on another level.
So you know what I think it is. I think
it's because I can't feel temperature from my knees down.
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You're like a frog. Oh yeah, that's cheating. That's no fair.
So I think it is cheating a little bit. So
the rest of mine there's less body that is feeling cold.
But you're in up to your neck though, right yeah,
is this your lower half or your whole body? The
whole body up to your neck, up to your neck
so you don't go under the head, right yeah, I
mean no. I keep my hands out too, because I'm
like funk that I want to be able to drive
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home because your hands freeze up. Yeah, your hands freeze up.
You just keep I I Usually what I do is
I'll like they say, you're supposed to like work on
your breath and ship man, but I'm like, I don't
give a ship. I would just rather watch catch up
on old episodes of Boardwalk Empire while you're freezing. Yeah,
and then you just but if you watch something, you
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forget how cold you are and then you look down,
you're like, oh that was eight MANU are you saying
you're in the cold plunge and you're watching this? Yeah,
I hold my phone up like this. I was listening
to music or a YouTube video. Yeah, oh I jumped in.
What Yeah, everybody, you all have different stories. I'm so
confused as to what this process jumped in. Understand. I
just don't heat my hot tub and it's at like
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fifty five fifty six degrees and I get in there
for like seven eight minutes. If I take a cold shower,
it'll take my breath away a little bit. Take my breath. Dude,
me too, Blake. I'm right there with you. We'll tell you,
tell you what, Blake, if you are ever sore, like
I'm sore all the time, Like I think from my
accident as a kid, like I think my joint, you know,
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everything's just fucked right. And the way I work out,
I work out like a fucking lunatic. So my body
is just like, fuck you stop, stop, how do you so?
So they it really really helps, Like I feel better
immediately afterwards. Is it because you're like numb or is
it because you're like you're you're What is it doing
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to your muscles? It helps with inflammation and with arthritis,
and it boosts for metabolism and your veins. It's like
it's like vascular to there's something stuff. And also it
also increases your tea okay, conversation. And it shrinks your
testicles for sure, like it does damage to your genitals
(38:30):
well cold water. But they can only get so small, bro,
It's not they can't get any smaller, dude. It's I
wonder if there's going to be a whole generation of
men that are like our balls are gonna hang lower
than like our parents and grandparents because we're doing all
this like getting them really cold, getting them really hot
and saggy, getting them really cold back to hot and saggy.
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There getting smaller around. Dicks are getting small for sure,
they are, for sure. Mine's not. Absolutely, Mom was positive
they are. I'm positive they are. Dicks are getting smaller,
Mine's not. And balls are getting much much larger. Yeah, No,
dicks are getting smaller, and it's I'm right on track
with how small they're getting. Yeah, but by the way,
(39:13):
I want to see, I want to see like that
picture of the ape, like becoming the man, and then
just the dick getting smaller too. If you look close,
you can see against dick evolution, the evolution of our
dicks used to actually drag on the ground as we
as we crawled through the forest. Right, that's my foreskin
was necessary and now yes, it was a protective layer.
(39:34):
Definitely ain't dragging on anything, so sniffet off. Yeah, but foreskin,
you know it's good for you. You you want to
have that stuff. That stuff's gotten ten thousand little feelers. Okay, okay,
I know we've talked about this. Befar, Kyle, I gotta
get my ball snipped, Kyle, I gotta get a reference now.
Oh you're getting it. You're getting I got cool. Cool.
(39:56):
Pick your music right, pick your music now. You can't.
You can't have full a little boys running around three
you're cutting your uh yeah from the inside out. Yeah, sweet,
I've seen that Pixar movie. Hey, well, now you have time.
I'm gonna fully heal my now we're not doing the movie.
You can. You have time to do that. I'm gonna
fully get this growing situation figured out. Oh you have
(40:18):
time to take care of ourselves now, boys bright side.
You know what I was thinking about doing on this.
Have you heard of these full body scans that you
can go in and get and you just m r.
I I just did it. You see your fat? But
is it your whole body because they're focusing on one
region you're your yours? Is the girl? Are you talking
about like the body fat scan or like? No, no, Kyle,
I just scanned your body. It just came back. What's up?
(40:40):
Your boobs are huge? I like that. That was good.
But no, you you lay down, they scan you and
they're looking for anything in your body, any cells, any
thing that could result in some cancer. Cancer, yeah, cancer
or you're I don't know what they're looking for exactly,
(41:01):
but yeah they don't. You're pretty dialed into what this is.
They do it. But they drank that thing. Kyle, go
to that go get scan in that alley. Yeah, it's
looking for cells. And I don't know enough about this ship,
but it is something that you can do. And I'm
like you you're concentrated on the movie. Dude, you didn't
have time to look up what this scan was about.
(41:22):
How you have to there are a lawsuit there? I
think there's a lawsuit there. Yeah, you're here from body
scam or like it? Well, what is this? This sounds
to me too good to be true. Well, but it's
it's a good or not because like, do you want
to know these things? I guess you know what I mean? Like,
your boobs are huge? Yeah, if you're predisposed to to
(41:43):
like a heart attack or something, I feel like i'd
like to know, Yeah, prevented it. Yeah, I think I'm
gonna do it. It just sounds like theory news. Are
you talking about theory? Now? That's what it sounds like
to me. That the blood Oh yeah. The girl when
she's like looking in the mirror, she's like, I'm talking
about Yeah, she got us from talking like this to
certainly she's like hello investors, to all need I loved it.
(42:08):
That show is great. What was the name of that Elizabeth?
What was her name? Elizabeth Holme? Yeah, just to drop
up your blood is a game changer. It just canna
change everything in the world. I love her all. I
bleed red blood just like you. Oh every still funny?
(42:32):
You mean really means still funny? Yep, yep. Commercials should
tell people what that was and then they can judge us.
You guys can log in and tell us if we
should be canceled or not. Yeah, I hope that YouTube video.
What was that? That was? Memory did a sketch. We
did a sketch show, a weekly or monthly sketch show
back in the odds, not the nineties, and it was
(42:57):
just down the street from Ripley's, believe it or not.
They had also to kind of things on so it
was a real deal. We're a Hollywood attraction. It was
the real deal. That's right. It was. And so we
did a sketch about the world's tallest woman who came
down the road to answer questions. She's like, I'm just
down the street on tour over at the Ripley's, believe
it or not. I'm here to just meet people take questions.
(43:20):
And she was like, you know, eight feet tall and uh,
big girl. There's a YouTube video of her. There is,
And that's how we kind of set up the sketch
with a clip of her. And I came out with
like a little itty bitty tiny walker and like a
dress on and like a goofy wig and like crazy
lipstick or something, and um, I was like, I'm gonna
take questions. And then Adam and were just in the audience,
(43:42):
planted asking the meanest questions about I think my dick
was and uh, I was like, I had like nice
little jabs back, and then I just started kind of crying. Yeah,
I think that's how it ended. My money. Zach brought
that up random late on New Year's Eve and we're
(44:03):
hanging out on New Year's Eve and he just goes,
I bleed red blood just like you, And I'm like, whoa,
that is the deepest cut of all time? What was
How did it tie in at the end? And by
the way, he's never seen Workaholics or Pitch Perfect or
anything else I've ever done. He's just just that sketch
show is the only thing he knows or remembers. Comedy
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cocktail he used to roll. We used to party afterwards,
pretty fucking hard. Bro. No Nardo's gonna be there. I
forget how we wrapped that sketch up. I don't think
we redeem ourselves. I think we kind of just pile
on you and you cry and light we didn't. I
think you guys do like a whole thing where you're like, hey,
we're sorry. You come up and you're like, well sorry,
and then you like tore my dress off't like that,
(44:50):
and then we started sucking your dick and then lights out.
I think that's what it was. It like, came down
to the simmer and they cancel the works out. God,
how dared they kiss? Now makes non I'll find the
(45:11):
script somewhere deep in the cut to dust those off.
Maybe we can shoot that. Let's just shoot a live
action version of that the role and let's do a
day in the life of the world's tallest woman. How
are you just like you do? Let's make a horror
movie that'd be greater world's largest. Very funny. I've never
(45:35):
heard that one before here. It's coming from the Norway.
I wish you who got to a point where was like,
you want to see it? You keep talking about it,
you want to you keep talking about it, you might
as well see it. Nah, that was the bad guy
voice in a horror movie. That's scary, and I guess
(45:57):
we're looking back because there's nothing to look forward to.
Kind of yeah, like that diary. H yeah, because what
we do that we call the wizards up see if
they want to do another Well, well I will say
that Der's You wrote one hell of a script and
I was so excited to shoot it with you boys.
I was. I was ecstatic rereading last night, getting excited.
(46:18):
We were going to do a table read tomorrow and
some of our writer friends, Leslie Snipes had just signed
on Leslie Snips to be a boom operator. Yeah, and
you you wrote one hell of a scripts. He was
very very very very funny. Hey man, thank you. Um,
it's always fun to sit down to you guys, get
some ideas, do some synthesizing, and uh wait, we could
(46:42):
do that. Don't they do a show in l A
where you get actors together and you read the scripts
that never got made. We could we could do that
the Blacklist or whatever. Yeah? No, no, no, not this
check what paramount? Check? What paramount? They might make this?
(47:02):
Any takebacks? Apologies? Epic slams. Yeah, I want to take
back the last three years of my life everything I've
said to Paramount. Yeah, we're just The user interface is
all funked up. I can't even find Yellowstone on there.
So what good are they? My dad was mad about
that too, like he could not find it. He was upset.
Can we talk about this Paramount Plus? Where's Yellowstone? And
(47:25):
if it's not on Paramount Plus, you dropped the ball?
They sure did, They sure did. But they got every
spinoff that no one really watches and the only people
that do are my dad. Yeah, so everyone, millions of people.
I feel like they're skewing old. Maybe that was too young, Yeah,
(47:47):
but I'm not. We're middle aged. Yeah, yeah we are.
We're gonna shoot a majority of it in a sound
stage because I was like, we don't want to go outside.
We can't handle the win anymore. Yeah, I've said something
mean to you earlier about what wrong? Oh the Intestine stuff?
I take it back. No, I take back the apology
(48:09):
I gave earlier. We're having fun? Oh yes, good good?
And hey do we stop truly? Do we stop giving flowers?
Because oh yeah, we have not addressed this. It's bad.
You know what, though, I do want to give some
flowers to Paramount Plus save it for the next one.
The last uh flowers we gave was to Twitch. I
believe the DJ for Ellen and great answer. Uh sup
(48:35):
Uh committed suicide and he passed away. And we have
a long line of people we give flowers to and
then people fucking die right after a horrible track record.
It's very strange. Bob Saga. Yeah, Betty White, we talked
about Gallagher maybe before after and Coulio, I think, didn't
we meant Julio we talked about Yeah, it's nuts, it's
(48:58):
not it's not good. So so maybe we stopped with
the flowers. I'm cool with that. Yeah, yeah, And and
r I p twitch that that's it was a true
bummer to get a bunch of d m s about
how we had anything to do with that, how we
murdered him. Oh yeah, but you know that that's I
don't like. That was not cool. Um, so yeah, maybe
(49:18):
no more flowers except for Paramount Plus. And I don't
even know if that joke is funny, guys, but is it? Yeah,
it is funny. I make a face, let's give, we'll give,
We'll give Paramount Plus their flowers. Yeah, your face was
what I laughed at. I didn't laugh at the words.
Al Right, guys, that that was a bummer. So on
that note, I love you dudes, and hey, until next time. Well,
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you know we're gonna get together, and we're gonna work
together again. I know we will, whether it's on Workaholics
or something else. And McDonald's. Let's get a mountain house
while there's some snow during this bomb cyclone and just
do some wild. Yeah, let's just go to Big Bear
and hunker down for a weekend. Do some Caton Craton,
maybe do some now talking. I like, dude, I'm all
(50:01):
about Blake. I'm coming over. Let's funking that ship up.
And that's another episode of this. This is the only
thing we have. Commas and Lucas, baby,
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