Ep 130: Whose Tongue Do You Trust?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
this show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This is Important. If you think
you're going down, you gotta get off. Did you ever
scrub the footing and see if you guys were in
the BG, I only shouldn't potted plants and watch how

(00:23):
far down my throat this can go? And here we go,
Here we go, come on, here we go. Just got Okay,

(00:49):
that's all we got, But I thought it was coming
in right there. Just getting back to day and Finn Lizzie.
I feel like a lot of big bands or or
or bands that are super successful from the era talk
about Finn Lizzie in ways that they're like. And then
there was Thin Lizzie. But I don't know any other

(01:11):
Thin Lizzie songs. Oh my god, their albums are so fire,
they're so fire cover to cover, like they just admittedly
don't know a lot about Thin Lizzie. Didn't. Also, I
texted Durs this, I didn't know a lot about the
Beastie Boys. Here we go, admit it leads Okay, all right,
what's up? I just knew that I just liked you
know how people just like the Beastie Boys. I never

(01:33):
like really went down a rabbit hole with the Beastie Boys.
And I watched that documentary that Durst told us to
watch that came out in like in twenty twenty. You
watched and it was so fucking good. Really, it's God, Really,
it's it's Adam Driver Driver. Yeah. And I remember their names,

(01:57):
Adam Driver and Mike McCoy Dynamite but wasps I think
it was my caps the two remaining members of the
Beastie Boys, and they are just on stage and then
they like throw to like dope videos and old photos
from their past and then tell stories about it. It's
really really interesting. Really, I didn't know shit about I

(02:20):
really didn't know anything. I thought they were like were
homies with Rick Rubin. It seems like they don't like
that guy at all. Really. Yeah, and they have beef.
It's a little bit, you know, it was coated beef.
But it wasn't. Wasn't Rick Rubin original? Like he was
kind of a fourth at the beginning? Wait, wasn't There's
something Jersey needs to tell the history our history. Okay,

(02:42):
there's it. No, Wait, durs Let, Kyle Let Kyle tell
his part first and then you correct him. No, no, no,
durs can go because I don't know. I just know
he was like in the in the DNA of the beginning.
Here's a little story. Okay, okay, three about three about you? Right? Um? No,

(03:03):
Rick Rubin produced their first album, Rick Rubin is that girls? Yeah?
All those all those banger But he was producing for
Deaf Jam, run DMC, L L cool J, A bunch
of people like out of his dorm rat yu yu Yeah.
And he wasn't he like how is he homies with
Russell Simmons? They were partners, right yeah? Yeah, but he

(03:25):
started producing for Deaf Jam. I mean like, think about
this college kid, white dude eight early eighties producing hip
hop records from his dorm. Yeah, like hustle what what?
What is the movie that is about that time period
where Rick Rubin plays himself? Have you seen that? It's

(03:46):
like a way It's something that they made about that
time to promote all their artists, and the Beastie Boys
are actually in this movie as well. About Yeah. Yeah,
it's like early Deaf Cheese. It's a way back what
is that? A way back, way back path. It's not

(04:08):
like wild style. It's not like fuck, I hate myself
for not knowing I hate you for not knowing it.
I hate myself for loving you. Kyle. Yeah, I am
angry at myself. Here we Crush Groove. That's the one
cup Crush grow Okay, cool? Hey, I found something else
I have to watch, and that's Crush with a K
for all our listeners if you're trying to look a

(04:30):
crush Groove. But it was I think the movie the
idea was like it's a marketing attempt at early deaf
jam and Rick Rubin plays himself right. Well. It was
so cool, like how just dialed in they were by
going like this, Okay, hip hop is taking off in
eighties in America. The way to make it go mainstream

(04:51):
is to get three white guys to basically do it.
And Rick Rubin facilitated that with Russell Simmons. And basically
from what the documentary, what I got from the documentary
was that they like they weren't taken seriously by Rick
Rubin and Russell Simmons, and they were kind of just
like the party boys, and they just sort of wanted
several albums of them doing that story of our life

(05:13):
correct and they were like, we want to grow and
be you know, become a better artist. And they were like, nah,
we don't want that, give us uh girls all I
really wanted, sorry, mom, Yeah, they wanted more. And by
the way, whenever that song would come on at like
a fucking school dance or whatever, I was like, this

(05:34):
is the worst song ever. It actually has come back
for me now I love when that song goes off
in the club. It really is a bank. Well, the
melody is iconic. Dude, Yeah, the fucking xylophone show worst.
That's a killer song to mash dou is a great
song to Why is it? Why do you think it's

(05:56):
the worst though? What's the I gotta know because I
do kind of dig though. I mean, you listen to it, right,
and I'm not even trying to be like fucking that guy.
The lyrics. It's the lyrics, I know, Okay, that's what
it is. Wow, Dirt's hating on the Beastie boys. I
love this. No one is safe. Hey, if you watch
the documentary, they're not that proud of that song. They're

(06:17):
totally sorry. Mom, No, that song is rad for me.
It was always this corner corny, just on the corner
Bro just Chillner, New Lexicon Bro Corner. It's just kind
of on a corner. Yeah, it's not even on Broadway.

(06:39):
It's all like yo, everybody look at me. I'm on
the corner like that. Well it was. It's definitely like
shut out. It's definitely like a mainstream song. So it's
probably like way played out. Of course it is, because
it's it's not even this played out. It's that it
isn't good. That's like then Lidsey though, like the boys
are back in town. Probably like that song. When I

(06:59):
hear it, I I don't really love it. That's a
much better song than Girls. Yeah, that's Girls. Isn't the
out of a song? Like the lyrics are pretty like
Girls is bad. Girls isn't back. It's back. He goes,
guess who's back in town. I'm like who, I'm waiting
to find out. It's the boys. The boys are back
in town. Girls to do the dishes, girls to do
the laundry, girls to clean up my room. Okay, yeah,

(07:20):
I don't listen to girl here in the bathroom. It's like,
oh you don't listen, you misogynist. Fuck we caught you, dude. No,
the chorus We set the trap and you walked ride in. Man,
if somebody's smart, they'll do like a remix to it.
That a girls to Lead This World girl, it's science yance.

(07:41):
Looking at you reread it's Lizzo. That's a Lizzo move that.
I mean, somebody should actually um yeah and just reclaim
reclaim them because the xylophone melody is fucking sick. So blake.
You like that song, I'm gonna ask you this. Do
you like girls by the Beastie Boys? Or do you

(08:01):
like or Bet or do you think girls Just Want
to Have Fun by Cindy Lapper is a better song? No?
I don't like that song. You don't like that song?
That song really nice? That's it's two uh, it's two
eighties for me and I'm a nineties boy. Well you
know that The Best Boys that album came out in
the heart of the eighties, but it doesn't sound eighties

(08:25):
to me, like like just too like a I don't know,
I don't know. Yeah, Hey, personal opinion, I don't like
that song by Cindy Lapper, Right, it was a ques
She's a fake ass Madonna to me. If we're really
getting into it, Oh shit, I would much rather listen

(08:46):
to Madonna's first album that is Hammers. Yeah, well, Madonna's
Madonna fucking rock. Well, hang on, have you listened to
Cindy Lapper's first album? No, I haven't, actually fucking good,
I take it all back. It's in the top five
hundred albums of all the time according to Rolling Stone
magas well. There's a lot of albums out there. I
formed very strong opinions without having any information or listening,

(09:07):
So I feel like a freaking doofist right now. I
should be on the corner right now, Bro, dude, you're
on the corner. You're on the corner, brou on that corner.
I don't know, Cindy lot. I mean, I feel like
I'm getting the fact that Captain Lou Albano himself is
in the music video for Girls Just Want to Have Fun,

(09:29):
and that's that's not doing anything for you, huh. Lou
Albano rocks, Dude. I gotta look that guy up because
I know what he looks like, I know who he is,
but as far as like what he is, I'm not.
He had rubber bands in his beard, Yeah that was
the end. Yeah, he's cool. He was just a wrestling manager,

(09:49):
which is the no job he wrestled, didn't he? I
don't know. It wasn't my arrow, bro, wasn't my dude.
He's a nineties boy. Remember he wrestled. I believe, Yeah,
I'm Coco b where I'm Tatanka. Captain Lou Albano was
a wrestler and a manager. He had to You don't
get a name like captain without man. I think he
managed natural disasters when he hung up his boots. Earthquake

(10:13):
and Typhoon right didn't Oh my god, I love when
we talk pro wrestling, my brother, I'm so it's way
over my head. I don't know whenever we talk pro wrestling,
I have no idea, which is where should be a
pro wrestler. Earthquake was the guy who was like, had
a massive gut and You're like, where's this dick? Earthquake

(10:34):
was so fat and he would jump around the ring
and make it shake, and then his finisher was he
just sat on yeah crushed. Well that's tight that I
mean immittently, I do like I think why I don't
like wrestling is my least my least favorite cousin like wrestling,
and I was I was actively like, well, and he

(10:56):
tried to convince me that it was real when I
was like seven, and I'm like, and we truly thought
it was real. He's like ten years older than me,
and so I was like, Oh, you're dumb though, right,
we didn't have to have that. I'll be in the
backyard making pipe bomb. You keep watching wrestling totally. You
want to know what's real. I wish this was real,

(11:17):
and then you stuck your dad's hunting this is real.
But no, I get in theory. I should love wrestling.
I'm a little disappointed that I didn't just jump on
the ship with it. It's having it's having a moment
right now too, So it stoke for all the people
who have been watching the whole time. You know, now

(11:38):
it's in the spotlight, and then they'll stick with it
when it fades again. Hey, are we pulling up? I
don't know when this pod drops, but maybe we already
pulled up. Are we pulling up to what? To? What?
What are you saying? You keep saying pulling pants? You're
sagging your pant. WrestleMania, Yes, sir, where's WrestleMania? Where is it? Yeah?
When is it so far? Baby? When in Homie April first,

(12:03):
Oh dude, okay, let's go. Yeah, I'll be around. Yeah,
that'd be tight. Let's fell up, Let's get a box
at WrestleMania and just go ham. What are the storylines?
Who's out there right now? Who's doing? What? Is there
anything interesting happening? Why is it having a moment? I dude,
I bet yeah, like isn't This is no way to tell,

(12:25):
but yeah, guaranteed like cool stuff. It was Logan Paul.
I thought I saw Logan Paul was at the events. Okay,
thank you, Kyle. That doesn't quite interest me that much.
That doesn't put your butt in the seat. I hate
to say it, No, it doesn't, dude, Jake. Paul lost
a boxing fight. That was the match that was that
was rough. Maybe the Paul stock went down for you.

(12:47):
You're not on the Paul train no more. I don't
not a Paul bears. I don't. I don't know. It
doesn't interest me enough to like go to WrestleMania. I
guess I bet it's a blast. But this blows my mind, Kyle. Yeah,
the fact that you have to know the storylines. It's WrestleMania,

(13:09):
so it's just gonna be that was the whole. That
was what I loved about. It was the drama. Though,
if I'm not in on the drama, I'm not really
like I was aw I am a NWLI. But it's
still a fun thing to go to. All you gotta
do is watch two weeks of money in Ira catch up. Yeah,
it doesn't take much to hop back in. I know
That's what I'm trying to do right now. But but
you don't know anything, don't try to do it. I'm

(13:31):
trying to have that conversation. None of us know anything.
It would be I don't know anything about a wrestling
and I would like to go to WrestleMania just because
it would be fucking cool. Yeah, you don't have to
know shit. I thought I'm talking to my friend Blake.
I thought Blake might know something. Okay, Okay. I think
Roman Rains is still the champ. A lot of like

(13:52):
fans didn't doesn't really like Roman Rains. I think he's
reading you could tell. Yeah, he's reading. No, I swear
to god, Todd just dropped that. Yeah, Roman Rains has
been the chant for a long time, and a lot
of people don't really fuck with him for some reason.
I don't know why. He's a very good wrestler. He's
got like the beard in the sleep back hair. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah yeah yeah. And maybe maybe the rock might

(14:14):
drop in. By the way, I could be describing any wrestler,
I would go for the rock. So the rock showing up,
I'll go for the rock. The rock is showing up.
That interesting. The bummer is Vince McMahon. Is it going
to be the first Wrestlemanio without him? Because he did
some me too? Shit, didn't he like? Yeah, did he
jerk off in a potted plan or was that a

(14:35):
different man? Grandma? Did he do what he might have? Yeah?
He took a page out of Louis c. Kay's book
and yeah, and he's just let me crank down in
a pot of plant, right quick? I thought that was
a Weinstein playbook. Yeah, but I think that's Ainstein play allegedly.
Um convicted. I think he's convicted. I think he is. Yeah,

(14:56):
refuses to admit is a legend. No, No, he stands
with the Weinstein. All I'm saying is we don't need
to like cross a round like he fucking just in
the plant right? Who knows? No? But the thing is
as I can, and I think it's possible. I want
to know. I want to know the playbook. I want

(15:16):
to know too. I don't want to just be saying
it's possible he did. I'm not, but I think he did. No.
Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon, Yeah right, yeah, no, Okay, I'm
sorry that we're still talking Weinstein might be you wish
you're obsessed? Why was a detail that surface the potted plant?
Why are we all very aware of the potted point

(15:38):
that's the best one? Well, just because that's like, well
obviously anything else is like really like sad, if you know,
pressuring things into people into doing things they don't want
to do. It's up or whatever. I don't really know
his whole story or exactly what he did, but he's
in prison for a long time, so I think he's
he really fucked up. Yes, he's gonna melt, Yeah, yeah,
completely crumbled and dust jerking off in potted plant is

(16:01):
like a kind of a like a funny thing. Yeah, yeah,
that is kind of you don't forget that, Yeah, you
don't forget it. I only shit and potted plants, I know,
That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I like to think
it was like a tomato plant. And I hope the
owner of Dirty Nellies comes after me for shitting in

(16:22):
their potted plant. Yeah, dirty Nellies and costs. That's fertilizer.
It is actually Wait, but we can all agree that
Vince McMahon is a mad scientist and all will this
yeah that's true, he's not actually a scientist, or will
this stack up? Will this stack up to? What? Will
this stack up to the to the last thirty years

(16:44):
of inside his brain? Oh, WrestleMania, I mean yeah, you know,
I feel like that it just sort of runs itself
at this point. It doesn't. He's like super duper crazy,
hands on and like he runs all the storylines and
like I met with a writer a few years ago
for this like rock project, Freddie Prince Junior. Well we

(17:07):
got to get into that. What I'm so hey? So
wait sidebar. Moving on any the channel is now just
like the wrestling biography channel. I love that and I
am hooked. They have the greatest stories you've ever heard,
whether they're like nobody's from some farm or they're from

(17:27):
like three generations of wrestlers, Like the Hearts have a
fucking documentary. It's they're all amazing, ye, like Bret Hart,
not Kevin Hart. Correct, Kevin Hart is actually one of
the foundation Back. I'm watching some some documentary they have
the other day where they're talking about like rivalries and

(17:50):
the round tables, like wrestler, wrestler somebody I don't know,
wrestler and Freddie Prince Junior. And it says in the
chiron Freddie Prince Junior, former ww E or WWF writer.
What the And I'm like, but did you post that
the other day? Did you post that? I did? Yeah? Yeah, Okay.

(18:11):
People slid in the d and we're like, if you know,
you know this dude's been around. Wow? Really, And everybody
who's deep in wrestling has an opinion, Well, what popped
Freddie off? What? Why do we even have him in
our in our brains? What was Freddie's big thing was
father is a super duper famous actor from the seventies.
But then also he did, uh, I know what you
did last summer? Yeah he's okay, he's that well he was.

(18:33):
Chloe's first ever project was on Freddie. He played uh,
his his daughter. He popped off on Freddie on the
show Freddie. There was a show called Freddy yeah, and
it was just him. Yeah, but that was like after
and that's Freddie Prince one or Freddie Prince Junior show.
This is I think too. Yeah, he had a show

(18:53):
called Freddie Yes Blake. Why is this well, I didn't
know it. Feel bad? Yeah, No, I feel really bad
because it's crazy that you guys didn't go back and
watch everything Chloe's ever ever done. When when I started,
We're in, We're in the middle of it. I'm a
huge fan. I thought her career started at Final Girls.

(19:14):
That's where I started. That's a huge fan. I thought
that was her a moment and I was like, this
girl is a star, dude, and I love Adam and
her together on screen. I want more. I want to
sit call. But wait, you don't know that Freddie Prince
Junior was in I know what you did last summer.
I did know that. No, I didn't know that. That's

(19:35):
probably where I where I know his pop off is
and like she's the one whatever, the one where they
made over the nerd to be like the hot girl
and uh yeah, oh she took the glasses off and
then all of a sudden, they're like, damn, it was
Evan Rachel Wood. Yeah, it's somebody, somebody with three names. Yeah,

(19:57):
it's three names, three names. She's all Michael Hall, Samantha Simpson,
Rebecca Romaine, staymos Rael Cook, Cook, let her cook, boy,
let her let her girls, don't don't RACHELI cook. She

(20:26):
was one of the first celebrities I met when I
was taking classes at the Groundlings and the cast went
out for like drinks. Dude, I was there. Yeah, were
you there? Yes, I came and saw your show. And
then I remember we were like sitting at a restaurant
and she was there and I was just starstrup. Yes
that is right, even though I didn't, you told me like, yo,

(20:48):
that's right. Yeah, I told her who she was, who
she was, And then you were just like googly eyed,
like although you have never seen anything she's ever been in,
You're like she's a non TV My god, such a
mom move Like You're like, look over there, there's that celebrity.
And then all of a sudden, your mom's like, oh,
I gotta get a picture. I'm going over. I'm going well,

(21:08):
my mom is like friends with Guy Fieri. Now wait
what Yeah, my mom's like homies with him. They like
follow each other and yeah. She When my dad was
going through chemo therapy in Houston, we were all down
there and staying at a hotel and we saw him
alone sitting in a corner, like half asleep on a

(21:30):
corner in the corner of the restaurant. Oh okay, I
was cornered up. And my mom's like, oh my god,
I love him. And I go, what's his name? Mom?
And she goes this, I've had multiple stories like this
with my mom. And she goes, it's Guy and I go, Guy,
what And she goes Pierce and I go, yeah, go

(21:52):
say what's up Guy Pierce. And she's like, that's not
his name. She's like, I'm just gonna go with Guy,
and she goes over, tells him our whole life story.
He comes back over and he goes, oh, yeah, I
recognize you. So my mom told me all about told
to him all about me and my career, and then
came and then he was the nicest fucking guy ever.
Like I told my dad, like, keep his head up.

(22:15):
And he's going to the best hospital and there's a reason, yeah,
there's there that they're there, and he feels good about
it and he's getting good vibes from all of us
and like he was just a sweetheart and then I
ran into him. Sounds like drunk guy, Yeah, totally was

(22:39):
people my dad was He's on the level, man. Sounds
like he's on the level just for me. Yeah, what
does that mean when people start talking about vibes? That's
the level, dude. Okay, he's on it for sure, right,
which was the cool thing. And we're ringing to him
at the super Bowl and he was like out of

(23:01):
the blue, he walks over to me and he was like, hey,
how's your dad doing? Damn? And he was like your
mom Penny, And I'm like, wow, you remember my mom?
And his mom is also named Penny Nice. All right,
his mom's name is Penny too. That's right. Can you
ask your mom if he's going to WrestleMania or what's
up on the level? Bro? You know he's going, Dude,

(23:24):
He's at every major event that happened to in LA.
So there's a one hundred percent possibility that Guy Fieri
will be at WrestleMania. It's flavortounding like those chances. This
is interesting. He's diners, dives and drive ins, that's right, Yeah, yes,
which is a legendary show that is the most watchable
show ever. I love that show. I've never seen it.

(23:46):
You've never watched Diners, Drive Ins and Dashes or what's it?
I don't know if I have either. You can take
the wheel on this one. But yeah, please explain what
you love so much about what's legendary about it? What
is so? What is the folklore of the show? Well, guy,
Well it's cool you get to go to diners, drive
ins and dive bars. Well, guy, which levels on the

(24:08):
highest level possible. It's on the level he's basically I
trust guy's tongue, like this guy knows what tastes good.
Oh no, we're talking like this guy knows what it
tastes good, and he pulls up to your restaurant and
he gives you the seal of approval and stamps at

(24:29):
flavor Town. That you feel like you know what tastes good. Yeah,
I feel like I am pretty I feel like I
know what tastes good. I don't know. Do you trust
Who's who's tongue? Do you trust here the most? Who's
tongue do I trust the most? Who's tongue? Do you trust? Oh?
Who's tongue? Would you trust, not me for sure. Let

(24:51):
me see your guy's tongues. No, don't, don't wiggle waggle
it should we really stick it out? Yeah? Really stick
your tongue. Who's got a weird sharp tongue? This is
a good radio I kind of think Adam's tongue, but
it gets a little yellow towards the back. Adams got
a long tongue. Well he's drinking sometimes. Adam's got a

(25:13):
coffee tongue. Man, Yeah, you got that coffee tongue? Bro,
do what damn look at Dirts's wide ass tongue. Me, Man,
I haven't had coffee in like two and a half weeks.
I got no coffee tongue. Why haven't you not had coffee?
That sounds missy? Stop Kyle, cross your eyes while cross
your eyes? Yeah, Also, Kyle, why is yours so indented?

(25:35):
Why do you have such a what's up? You have?
Like a you have a wrinkle in your tongue, like
a right down the middle of it. Yeah, what's that dimple?
You guys are gonna want to tune into YouTube for
this one tongue talk? What's going on with your tongue?
Homie can do a triple dude, dirts can do a
triple fucking fold homely shit, my man. Yeah, guys tuned

(25:55):
into YouTube now as soon as you can't get to
YouTube now, yeah you have to, I can subscribe to this.
This is the content that you'll be out and watch.
How far down my throat listening there's is going crazy
on the YouTube right now, there's going crazy. This is
this app is becoming Patreon if you got to keep

(26:17):
this up. Oh, you gotta tune in quick. So Blake,
who would to go back to the question at hand,
whose tongue? Who tongue do you take? You want to take?
This is? This is how competitive Adam, who's tongue is
the best? We kind of barely bring up who's got
the best tongue? We're moving on. He's like, yeah, but
like but who does now? No, no, no, we have

(26:39):
to know it was a joke. But that's by far.
You guys, if I mean minus minus superb, well, who
has the best flavor profile? Would you say? I know
who I would? So he's actually saying himself, Oh so
now flavor profile not just the look of the tongue. No,
I hate to say it. I hate to say this,
but I think Kyle does. I really did, man, I

(27:00):
like his tongue, like my tongue. He likes my tongue
really about looks of it or like he's got the
best pal. Yeah, what are you talking about? What? What
was the Criterion collection that made you? I just like
the way that Kyle just I didn't even have to ask.
He just let it hang out and he just left
it there. And I like the way that his tongue

(27:21):
just kind of I fucking thought that this was about taste. Yeah,
I honestly did too. And then he saw your limp tongue. Adam.
Adam is so mad him already heard. I'm just confused.
This is so typical, Adams Like, yeah, I mean your tongue,
it's whatever. It's fucking disgusting. But honestly, for like, you

(27:43):
guys have great dude tongues. You have really great dude tongue.
Thank you. I think our tongues unisex. I don't know.
I haven't seen a lot of dude tongue tongues are
unisex as fuck. Bro, it can't be right, of course
you have What did Blake say? That is wrong? What
kind of life have you been lived? You've never seen
a dude tongue. I just haven't like, really stared out

(28:05):
of dude's tongue. Get in here. What have you been doing? Yeah,
what have you been doing with your life? Bro? Put
the blinders on. Man. As soon as a dude stitch
tongue out, I fucking fucking closed my eyes. Bro, fucking
roll man. Adam doesn't even know what a joke about.
He's still so pissed. So, man, I'm glad you liked
my tongue over Adams. I'm pumped at mine beat out

(28:27):
Adams and Adam Adam left. Okay, but so who's got
the best palette? Um? That's really hard? Is the finest
who has the finest sense of taste? That's really hard.
I feel like Tom's the best. I'll just eat like
fast food and shit like, well, I don't Adam Adam

(28:47):
Adams campaigning, Well, he's saying you all eat fast food
and shit, and I really don't. Okay, yes, Adam, you
know what you're gonna go there. I did go to
in and out for the first time in like five
years last week. You did what what did you do?
Went to in and out for the first time in
like five years? Last week. But that's elevated. That's elevated,
and then it's hard to get go to it's elevated.

(29:10):
It's always a big line. It's a big gass line.
When's the last time you had like shake shack or
something easy? A decade? Maybe? Dam I haven't had shake
shack since fucking New York. Yeah really yeah? Wow wow, damn.
So for every year you've gone without it, I've gone
a day from me it was a Tuesday. Let me

(29:32):
just look at all right, that makes sense. Damn, bro,
you stay at shake Shack. It's really good. We gotta
go on a burger tour. That's what we gotta do.
It really good. Well, dude, we've talked. Did we touched
on this? We touched on this right what you did
in private? But should we should we catch the idea? Oh?
Because what I saw you? Yeah? All right? So I

(29:52):
went to Mexico City for the premiere of at Midnight
and uh, we were very exclusively on Paramo Your mouth
plus great, what a great platform. Get there, They're amazing Tulsa,
Get There. We rode on the plane of one of
the producers Get there, Get There, and the some of
the producers had just done a burger crawl across l

(30:16):
and I was like, you got to go to like
father's office, apple Pane, exactly, whoa is this? This is
not multiple in a day though, This is like no,
this was eight burger places in a day and they
each had half a burger at each place. Oh my god,
that's not a good thing to do. And they got
like a party bus and made it away. I don't
think that's a good thing to do. So I was like,

(30:37):
we need to do that on your plane and he
was like, yeah, we should. That's a great idea, and
the guys. You and the guys should do the podcast
live on the plane while we fly from city to
city having the best burgers. And I was like, Okay,
that's show. Are you serious? Suff that's the show right there.
So this guy owns a plane, Yeah, that's you know
how much fucking gas that would have to go. I'm

(31:03):
not ruining it. I'm just I'm sure. God. Yeah, Yeah,
it's cool. It's cool. It's a burger hop. It's a
burger hop, Kyle, it's electric. What we would do is
also we would make donations in the name of just
don't fuck this up from burgers every yeah, you don't

(31:23):
have to go. Guy Fieri is going to join us. Oh,
us and Guy Fieri. But then we're losing the best
tongue of a bit, lose the tongue. No, we're gaining
a tonue. No you what you said? How great, guys,
tongue is Yeah, legendary tongue. That's how this all started.
Oh where gaining. You're getting a better tongue. If guys
coming on, alright, you're getting a better tongue. But anyway,

(31:46):
can you can you imagine getting on a plane hitting
San Diego, hitting Phoenix, going up and were like just
bopp up up, maybe making it two or three days.
Oh my god, that would be four burgers a day.
I love it. Yeah, that would be worth it. Make
our way over to Germany to Hamburg or something. Although

(32:08):
although I was just there be in Germany and I
was thinking about making the trek to Hamburg to get
the burger. Yeah, and everyone's like, you'll be so disappointed.
Really yeah, yeah, they're like absolutely not worth it. It's
such an American thing. You'll just be like, yeah, this
is fine because we turn it up out here. Boy,

(32:30):
how we get we turn it up. We play, we
test this ship. We really smash that burger. But Berlin
does have a great burger place called Burgermeister, which I
ate a few times while there. Where's that in Germany?
In Berlin? I don't know if it's like a chain
throughout all of Germany, but in Berlin specifically, there's like
a handful of them. Is this a fancy burger or

(32:52):
is this a fast food style? How do they dress it?
It's like a fast food but it's like the place
that I went was like in an old like U
train station, like a It's like a little hut. Yeah,
so it was really cool. Cool. Yeah. So it's like
lettuce tomato onion Thousand Island or I don't know island.

(33:15):
I don't think they do a thousand Island And I
think you'd mayo out there, Playboy onions, and I believe
it was mayonnaise specific I think you'd be lucky to
get mayo. They don't have special sauce out there in Germany.
I feel like it would be dry. I'm assuming they do,
but I don't, you know, I don't know. The Thousand
Island is just it's fine on a burger. There's what

(33:36):
that's a special I'm a classic catch up and mustard guy.
Yeah me too. I'm with you there on with Adam
on that what Yeah, bro, you gotta get the spring.
It's just a little sloppy that the Thousand Islands, just
a little sloppy. I don't like that part. It's not
the taste isn't worth it to me. It overpowers the burger. Sometimes,
you guys are out of your mind. It's the club. No,

(33:57):
it's like the club, like I don't really want to
ton of glove on you eat, you eat grilled cheese. Bro,
you ain't even eating burgers out here. It was your
tongue ass. Oh yo, say that saved that for the
epic slam at the end, by god. Okay with your
tongue ass, I thought we were friends. Wow, yeah, you

(34:19):
crossed the line. Yeah man, you talked you on special sauce.
I'm on fire at you. I just I just don't
need it all. It's all good. Fire away, fire away,
fire away, Adams. Right. I do think that like the
great equalizer of like ketchup mustard, lettuce onions. If you
want to put out tomato on there, just like tomato,

(34:39):
who can make the classic burger the best we're talking though,
Jimmy Buffett. Cheeseburger in Paradise, burger, right, don't pickle, don't
cold glass of beer. I like mine with lettuce and tomato. Yeah,
Hinds fifty seven and French fried potatoes. Are you wrapping up?
It's the best? Why was that on? Why did that rhyme?
And why was that on rhythm? It's Jimmy Buffett. It's

(35:02):
it's Jimmy Buffett. It's the cheeseburger in Paradise. That's what
Blake's saying. Cheeseburger in Paradise, Paradise, I will say, when
you're in paradise, put some pineapple on a burger, real good.
What is the rest of it? I can't do the rest.
I like mine with a cent tomato, tomato, Hins fifty
seven and French fry potatoes, a big koasher pickle and

(35:23):
a cob Good, God, almighty, which blade I steered to geez?
Paradise Paradise. We'll see. Do you like that song more
than girls buy beastie boys? Now? I think girls goes
harder in the club, to be honest, okay, I thought
that went harder, And it's all about for you. It's

(35:45):
what's happening in the club? Yeah, man, come on, you know,
I'm a DJ bro if I know anything about Blake,
and she's always in clubs, He's always about to be
in a club. Bottle service broke, Come on, man, I
love it. I like that. That's cool. Good job man.
And this you were talking about private planes and I

(36:12):
saw an Instagram came up. Did you see Adam your
your squad the Clippers? Did you see what happened? Yeah?
By lightning? They said their plane was hit by lightning
while they were flying. O, what the fuck happened? Kyle? Kyle,
your turn, go story and go go off, dude, Okay,
is everybody okay? Did it like kill the engines or what?

(36:34):
I think they're cool? How tight would it be if
they all like have like super basketball powers? Alright, Space
jam three? Yeah, like they're just playing unreal Immittedly, they've
just won three in a row since it happened. Okay,
so when we're recording this, we'll see, you know, it's
I think it'll be playoffs by the time this airs. Yeah, damn,
we're marching our way towards victory because of the magical

(36:58):
lightning strike. That's cool. Zeus through his lightning bolt. That's
so scary. What is the most like treacherous flight you
guys have ever been on? I hate turbulence, dude, I
know mine. I know mine too. Isaac was with me,
what why we're flying to Chicago to do some like
commercial that never aired? Actually, I think somebody like leaked
it the other day. It's so bad. They're like, so

(37:18):
here's the script? Do you really sing it like an
R and B singer? I was like, okay, Like how
much are you paying me? Okay? But then I mean
it was a grip actually back then, and yeah, then
they go, we don't have like a mic or the
recording didn't work, so then I had to like rerecord
it and like lip sync to myself. And I was
already over it, and I was already paid, and I

(37:39):
was like, all right, anyways, the flight there, and Isaac,
are you there to just give a thumbs up? Do
you remember this flight? I think he told me about
this flight. He's had his kids water polo tournament. Yes,
I am here. We were shook and we looked at
each other like is this what happens when you just
take that bag when you're like, yeah, I'll fly Chicago
to do a dumbass sdam some commercial or whatever. Right,

(38:00):
I mean, I thought like the devil was about to
stash me. Really was it? What was it? Just like drop,
I'm there it is? Yeah, it mad mad turbulence or what? Yes,
and like, uh, everyone's drinks spell on them. I hold
mine like this and I'm for real holding it like
down and we dropped so much that it's fully extended.

(38:20):
I'm trying to like, uh, steady cam as fucker, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
drop and I and I'm like and I look over
at Isaac and he's just like white knuckled, like texting.
I think I might have texted Emma to be like
hey no, I think wow. That's what Isaac told me,
is like you were on the line. I thought it
was like a phone. Did you put your credit card

(38:42):
into try and call her or something? Maybe that was
Oh so, did you guys were flying in nineteen ninety two? Sick? Yeah?
Yeah it was twenty ten. You put your cigarette out
and you called. Yeah, I'm in a different time period. Yeah,
I'm gonna go. H I gotta put my smill yeah
real quick and call. Yeah, this stewardess brought you a

(39:03):
rotary phone. Yes, you might want to call your wife. Yeah,
we're gonna sacrifice you the cloud gods. Isaac goes, yes,
I'm here. The worst you were on your iPad so
maybe new iPad. And I was okay, okay, the first
iPad ever you had, it was freaky. And then and
then what it just settled. It just evened out you

(39:23):
and you were all back to normal. Yeah. I and
someone was just like you you're gonna be okay, bitch,
ye see, And I was like, dad, wait, so everybody
didn't just immediately start fucking each other. That was always
what I thought would happen, right right, that's how you know,
and it's really gonna happen, Like, all right, we're going down. Yeah,

(39:45):
you're like, hey, we're living. Everyone just leaves their spouses
and just starts sucking the person next to them. Is
that what you think is gonna we're going down down?
Isaac starts talking, dick, dude, that that's the saddest sketch ever.
The one guy who's like me, no, do you want
to know anybody? What's our altitude? Okay, we're falling? Uh

(40:05):
somebody please, we're going Uh my worst flight ever? Was
there was a We were cruising and it was going fine,
and then the the pilots like, we need to take
an emergency landing. Utah for somethime. Someone was like having
a stroke and the person that was having a stroke
was directly behind me. Oh shit, like kicking your chair.

(40:29):
Uh and uh yeah, and they're freaking out. And then
uh so they're there. We're taking the emergency uh landing.
Then someone's the stewardess is bringing coffee and she was
someone like kitty corner from me, one one row up,
and all of a sudden we hit nasty turbulence and

(40:50):
she dumped a whole coffee on this fucking man and
it was the wildest And then we had the worst
turbulence ever the entire way. Dumped it on the stroke
guy or on you no, no, another man who was
sending right next to the stroke. Oh, I thought it
was a stroke. Damn. That was just a comedy of
errors going on. One guy's like stroking out and she
thought we were in faulty towers. Yeah, it was just

(41:12):
a fucking bang bang, And then it was like the worst.
It was like we had to take an emergency landing
through the worst storm ever. To land for this guy,
you know, and that's what we had to do. But
it was narrowly asshole. Damn. As soon as she spills
that coffee, I'm fucking who's ever next to me? Bro? Yeah,
Lake's just grabbing dude. That makes sense. Dude, that makes sense.

(41:37):
Lakes just grabbing a hole and going for it. Yeah,
if you're gonna go down fucking rock and roll, maybe
I'm going to you. Guys have flown to Hawaii, right,
you flown to Hawaii. It's a mess every time. Oh
yeah yeah. And like, uh, when I was filming there,
Emma came to visit and she was like, oh my god,
the plane was crazy. It's really scary. And when she landed, uh,

(42:01):
there was another plane before her where people got fucking
tossed around. Somebody's thermoust like went through the ceiling Jesus,
like you know, the fucking YETI or whatever. Yeah, oh damn,
those things are heavy as fuck. By the way, exactly
what people got tossed I want to I don't think
anybody die, but like people got fucking cook Oh they

(42:22):
got what papped? Well that I mean is on a
small plane. Oh yeah, dude, yeah, yeah, when you go
to Costa Rica. I remember we were on like regular
airliners and then we had to get onto this like
puddle jumper that was like it felt like a prop plane.
Like I can't remember exactly what it was, but it
wasn't it probably was. I think it was, dude, and

(42:42):
the fucking rain was coming in. Describe the wings and
I can tell dick as fuck. And and what's weird
about that is like we're their little whirligigs on the side.
It was a right, brothers. It was the first plane
from nineteen sixty or whatever. But you know when turbulence,
like when you're going down and up and all that
out on a regular one, when you're on a small plane,
you start to feel it going side to side, like

(43:05):
the tails, so it goes down and spins and down
and it's just fucked up. Dude, flying sideways. Oh my god, dude,
it's scary those small planes. That's the scariest situations I've
been in because the big planes, for whatever reason, I
trust them. I just think they're not going down. They're not,

(43:25):
you know, they usually don't need to stop trusting them
because the fucking airlines. So I don't want to get
into it, but you need to stop. I mean, they're
crashing into each other now, are they. What's happening? Did
you start fucking the guy next to you like when
it happened Kyle? Yeah, Kyle on this two seater plane,
did you immediately starting the captain or the person next
to you? Dude? I jumped up in the cockfit and

(43:47):
you know what I did. Show me that tongue. Brote,
that tongue bro fold that baby in half. I know
it can fold if we start driving. I need you
to grab this stick and pull it. I know we
were supposed to land in Costa Rica, but I'm about
to send you the flavor town boy. Yeah, yeah, Blake, Hey,

(44:11):
get him Blake. Blake's not a comedy role to that.
Get him Blake. Drs, you and I were on a
fight together when that that female rapper, Yes, what was
her name, young Ma? No something banks? Azelia, Bezelia banks Azel?
Were you on the flight? Were all? Were we all
in the flight? Yes? I that was amazing. No, but

(44:33):
I remember DRS talking about that she's a she's a handful. Yeah.
I think I think it was just being you for
whatever reason, and she's straight up got in a fist
coming back from the Intern premiere. Yeah, maybe that was it. Yeah,
that would make sense. Oh yeah, yeah off ho what no, no, no, no, no,
it's Hollywood minute. And there was a guy there was

(44:54):
oh yeah, the bitch. She was trying to get off.
Uh much like Blake. Yes, yeah, we all are when
you think you're going down a little turbulence and he
had to get off. Yeah, if you think you're going down,
you gotta get off. She stood up and was like
trying to go, but the guy in front of her
was busy, like getting stuffed down, and she was kind

(45:15):
of assuming he could move aside so she could go,
but he was like no, and by the way, I'm
on his side. When I see people going past, that's
not how it works. You wait for your Yeah, you
just wait. Not that big of a deal off unless
the person is sitting there and like bypassing and they're like,
you know what, I want to wait because I've had
I've seen some old people there like I don't want

(45:36):
to go right now. It's like that's true for sure.
And also if the plane is empty and you're the
only person and you're in the way back then yeah,
any other scenarios yeah, yeah, well that's I just wanted
to make sure that we were we were making those
carving those out. Okay, look, if you're in a hurry
and you got somebody go, you asked the flight attendant
to make an announcement. Everyone stays seating while you get
up in you jet and you catch your flight or whatever. Yeah,

(45:59):
but yes, how yeah do it. Andrews has to film
a movie. Yeah, hey, I have to film a movie
in a week and a half. I need to get
off this flight fast. So this dude's not young, he's
not too quick, and she's not thrilled, and he like
makes a face at her, and it's over. She makes

(46:21):
a face right back and just starts like mouthing off
and like really getting into it. And then he is
mouthing off back, and then she just starts to fucking
push him over this like this like sixty seventy year
old guys. It was wild. It got violent. That's fucking cool.
I'm on her side. And then she like moved through

(46:42):
with her bags basically like dragging them against him, and
I'm just like, this is amazing. It was wild. I
had no idea who the hell she was. And then
all of a sudden, it was like Dirs kind of
knew who she was, and then it was like later
she's rocking around, and then later it was like on
all TMZ and shit, like it was all over the place. Yes,

(47:04):
did you ever scrub the footy and see if you
guys were in the bg? Uh? No, you know it
must have been somebody in front of me because it
was from my angle. Oh really, that would be tight
if you guys were in the stuff, that'd be of
the footie after the scrubbing. Yeah, let's put that on
the fucking insta, bro, if you're in the b what's funny.

(47:26):
I remember getting on the plane and she got on
and knew somebody a few rows behind her, and she
was just like, oh no, this cunt is not on
my plane and starts like saying words super loud that
like generally you're not going to say on the airplane
because kids, public whatever, and she was just going off.
I'm like, yeah, I guess if you're a Zelia Banks,

(47:47):
you're pretty rock and roll. You don't give a fuck.
And then this just like solidified it, and then like
the flight attendant had to get like up in the
business and she's storm past, and then I think the
police had to catch up with her. What damn, you
might want to scrub the footie. See if you're BG
check TMC bro, see if you're why. I mean the
two one two was not Damn, dude, Azalea is tight.

(48:10):
What are you into, dude for her? Yeah, she's summer
really new kid. That song go and what do you like?
What do you like that about? What do you like
about her? Blo? She's just very original, She's just very her.
She doesn't who she is. I like people who you know,
but she is problematic. I do feel like she's yeah,
really rude, really mean to people. Assault. That's rock star,

(48:33):
isn't that? What like real rock star is is not
give one f about the environment around you? The environment
around you? I don't know. I think I think Bonno
really likes the environment. Yeah, I don't know, Bro, you
know that, I take it back. I got my take back,
So don't you worry about it. Yeah. I think he's
like kind of a champion of that thing. Yeah, I
don't know. I think they're I know a handful of

(48:55):
rock stars and we've all met very nice rock stars,
and you don't have to be that way. You can
just be like a cool person. I'm sorry, I fucked up.
The old guy was boh, I was wondering why you
were leaving that out. Yeah right, yeah, that's weird, dude.
She's like, fuck you, Bona, what great? Pushed Banks over

(49:18):
the edge. I mean, in that case, maybe I would
be pro her. I'd be like, well, that's kind of tight.
She just is fucking with Bono right now, flexing on Bona.
By the way, if you're not and I'm sorry to
get all inside here, but okay, Hollywood minute, if you're
not from LA or New York and you don't fly
back and forth between LA New York a lot, here

(49:39):
he goes, you're missing out on a wonderful thing, which
is sitting being on an airplane with tons of famous people. Yeah,
there you go. Just okay, it's always fucking sick. It is. Well,
you probably did that more than any of us, because
you've done what like two shows now and a movie,
and you in a show and I flew, I flew

(50:00):
fly back damn near every weekend right hold on, yo,
minutes I got on a plane that was on the plane,
it was like everyone from um Ship's Creek, everyone from
ship's creek. Yeah, damn, I would love for that fucking

(50:27):
plane to go down because I'd be fucking that cast Bro. Wait, Blake,
you wanted to go down to Oh he wants it
to start to go down. I want mad turbulence so
I can suck Eugene Levies, Dick bro. Yeah, yeah, now
we're speaking. It gets better. Catherine's Ada Jones and Michael Okay,

(50:47):
very nice, very nice, elite level. I've never seen any
ers and wait que to the abstract. Oh my god.
I left my phone on my seat and he was like, oh, yeah,
is this yours? And I was like, yeah, what, Q

(51:11):
tip gave you your phone? Yeah, I peeked. That is
fucking true. But he saved her. But the flying New
York to LA is always you see people and you're like, oh,
this is the ship. I think the most I saw
like celebrities, which is happening this weekend that we're recording.
This is going to south By. We will always be
on planes with like hell a random like musicians and

(51:32):
stuff like I remember being on a plane with Asap Rocky.
That was dope, sir, you know, just and he's somewhere
right now. Be like one time I was on an
airplane with Blake Sanderson from Jerking Small Deck. Oh no,
we were in the movie Dope together. So we went

(51:53):
to Sundance together. Okay, yeah, no, I'm sticking to my story,
and yeah, you guys are knew together. Dude. Me and
Asap are cool. Bro, We're cool, dude. Car Hey, hey,
I believe it. I believe it. You better take it back. Hey,
I believe Yeah, you're working hard for it. I believe
you are. You know you want it. You gotta I
believe Wait a second, we gotta talk. You just reminded

(52:14):
me that Asap was at the Oscars. You know that
the Oscars were weeks ago? When this is going to
drop in? Oh, the Oscars they were months ago, mooksks.
But we got to talk about the fact that Wayman.
I'm like, is Wayman at these Oscars or what? I
don't know. I didn't see him, man, I didn't see him.
Also didn't see him. I'm so bess he should have

(52:36):
been there. I ate lunch next to the Daniels the
other day. The guys that directed us what our lawyer
told me that did you say? What's up? Uh? Yeah
I did? And uh they were signing a contract with
Jeff our lawyer. I forgot that their lawyer is also
our lawyer. Turned and looked at him and said, Holly

(52:59):
that but I forget with the name of the restaurant,
but it was like, I bet it was like the
most hipstery place in mister. Uh, what's that fucking neighborhood
where all the hipsters lived? Not Silver like the other one,

(53:21):
Echo Park, Echo Eagle Rock, Echo Park. I believe they're
still himsters. Is it Echo or Eagle Eagle Park, Eagle Rock, Yeah,
Eagle Park, Echo Rock. I don't Eco Rock, but it was.
It was tight and it was cool seeing those guys,
and they just won all the Academy Awards, all of
them for them. They did, they did, they did, They
swept it. Yeah, they made a very weird, cool movie.

(53:43):
Yeah they brought it home. Baby at any takebacks? Apologies
epic slams I know you had an epic slam earlier.
Blake slam the Daniels. I'm gonna slam the Daniels. Okay, wait,
there's about the slam nut. Okay, slam the Daniels. Okay
almost for not giving wayman, like a huge shout out
for basically saving their movie. How he's right. I will

(54:07):
stand by that because they should have had Wayman. Everything everywhere,
all at once is the name of the movie. I
don't know if we said that, but that everywhere, all
at Wayman is what it should be. Yes, and Waymond
is in the movie. He has close up. He was
kind of the star of the film. That and the
Volvo and the red Volvo, the maroon Volvo and the

(54:27):
bagel of course, and of course it's a bagel. I
would just love to take back the fact that I
spoke bad about Bono in some way. But yeah, Albano,
captain rubber bands in his beard. I want to make

(54:48):
him one person and give him a big old hug.
Captain Lou Albano, you are my starship and I love you.
And I take back whatever bad words I said about
either of you, bros. Okay, it was for pertainment, and
that's that's what It's good. It's good radio. It's good radio.
Favorite Youtubo song Blazer, Mom. What are we taking back?
What am I taking back? Bloody Sunday, Bloody id does

(55:15):
he's never listened to that? I have no I do
not know what's happening, right, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
he just stops talking. Yeah, you are so huge fan,
huge fan. What yeah, Plake, what is your favorite my
favorite Youtuo song? Because he doesn't listen songs you like,
I know mine, and I don't even listen to him really,

(55:37):
but I know yours, bloody sun. I think it's called
like until the End of the World. Okay, well you
think yeah, yeah, I really know. I don't fuck with
you two that hard. But anytime I hear a Youtuo song,
I'm usually like, yeah, this is a good song. Yeah,
but I don't go out of my way to listen
to you two. It's a beautiful day that I'm like,

(55:59):
turn it by the way. The thing what you do
is you don't have to go out of your way.
They're like, they're gonna be on the radio somewhere, you're
gonna play it. Yeah, I love YouTube on my classic Jack,
It's not even a song for me. It's just like albums, dude, Like,
oh boy, it's the vibe you're on that they're on
that level, dude, it's the Jewels Joshua Tree like, ye,
the albums just go. It's not even about solo songs.

(56:21):
They just mark what songs on Joshua Tree, do you like?
I don't know, man, it's the album from Kyle. You
got one. I get that. I totally understand what you're
saying about. It's the album for you. I got the
same thing with like Grateful Day, Bro. It ain't a song,
it's an album, bro. It's the vibe. It's the level
except for way different than the Grateful Day. Yeah, way
more like singles and he you know, but I mean like,

(56:43):
I'm not going to pick this song because it is
the album. The whole experience is what it is. Thank you, Kyle.
And he's not gonna pick the song because he doesn't
know the song. I love your tongue, Kyle. I love
your tongue. You know. I'm like, yeah, and my tongue
is good. Yeah, and my tongue is good and it's
better than Adams. This is why my tongue is good.
That's hey, that's fine. I see. I see how you

(57:05):
guys work. You guys tag team each other when you're
caught in some dumb shit. I like Kyle's tongue. Guys
like his ears, I like his eyes. These guys would
tag team like the plane is going down. We should
wrap this up. So you guys could go fun, I
have a great tongue, and that was another episode. Well this, guys,

(57:26):
this is an interesting thing. I love your tongue.