September 5, 2023 • 67 mins
Today, this is what's important:
Adam's body issues, getting gassed up, Kyle's midlife glow up, Workaholics, meetings with studio executives, the TII tour, Jeremy Allen White & Zac Efron, food delivery, and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This
is important.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
But holding nipples and come.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm a hungry California sun bear.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Grown ups don't like watching movies with kids.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
And I didn't even have sex till I was thirty five.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Buckle up. I'm sorry, wrong, wrong, man. That's a good question. No,
that's worth asking. Who does care? Who cares that we're bad?
I care?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Start off with a whimper.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Blake, you don't care?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I love Sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Can anybody give a shit that we're back?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Does anybody care anymore?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Does he might care? We're back?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Blake's over at his brand, brand new house. I see
that new backdrop, thanks man, Yeah, yeah, dude, sick set up.
I went and did a little tour.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The other morning.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's a sick path.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Very modern, right there?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah? Oh that's modern chic, your favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm trying to be modern and I'm trying to be chic,
and that's kind of why I'm wearing the Google glass.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
This is for Shekness didn't just die?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I feel like everybody's dropping like flies lately. So I'll
just say, yes, we're.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Already getting called out for Bob Barker said, We said,
Bob Barker, man, when will it stop? I feel like
every person we talk about it's true, it's you. We
talked about Steve Harvey a lot. If Steve Harvey dies
within the next month, if he dies within the next month,
we quit the point. We have to uhicide together. We
(01:52):
have to take a hiatus. Yeah, we have to take Okay, yeah,
we'll do with the hiatus thing pact that I was playing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I would just rather start with a hiatus and then
see what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But we know you would, mister hiatus.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, love me my brain.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
We offer ourselves, but we turn on again later. That's it, Okay,
just a little hi.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, yeah, so not so we are being clear. No
mass suicide, No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, I'm just one at a time. We'll do it
one at a time.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Be too funny, it would be too Funny'd.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Be too funny. The new medicine that I'm getting on.
The doctor told.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Me, speaking of brushes with death.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You already odd on your pills, you know it just
it wasn't working. I've been I had an epidural yesterday.
Get on.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So, so this is like what my wife had when
she gave birth.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, a lot of mothers do an epidural birth.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
People sorr.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah. So I had the hip surgery last week and
then and then I, uh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, Kyle.
Were you did you get aboard with the mass suicide
or or no?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No circle back.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I was wondering what one of us said, but I
didn't catch it. And then I was just making a face.
So okay, I was just smiling and making a goofy
face and threw.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Me dude, it's still funny.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
A sorry about So I had the hip surgery last
week and then that didn't stop any of the pain
that's happening in my body. So they are pretty bummed
about it. And then I at the DURL yesterday and
they were like, this guarantee you, we're giving you a
nerve block. The nerve pain will be gone, it has
to be gone, but also your back will be gone.
(03:34):
And then they gave that to me. It didn't go
away even a little bit. In fact, it maybe was
worse yesterday what wait, yeah, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Talked, well because you got like torn tissue. Is that
what you're feeling now or what?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't Well, I'm having spasms like all the way
down into my legs and into my toes on my
left side.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Like the stinky legs.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Thank you, the stanky he has the stinky sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The stanky legs, thank you. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's a stanky leg that I cannot control. So I'll
just be cooking eggs in the morning and just starts tanking.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Baby, are you doing the hump? Like what are we
talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Uh know? It like wakes me up in the middle
of so I'm like not sleeping to the.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Night like a dog that has a dream where it's running.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm exactly like a dog.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We laugh, we laugh and we cry.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
We laugh, but I'm sure you're living in a nightmare.
We laugh. So I'm gonna be on this new medication
that they're like, just give.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
This to dogs that are having.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
They're like, just so you're aware this might produce suicidal
thoughts and sitting there, be careful of the Yeah. I
just got off the phone with him and he's like,
be careful of the suicidal thoughts and know that it's
the medicine. Uh so just make sure you're are you
with your wife when you start the medication? And no,
(04:55):
she's in Louisiana?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is that supposed to help?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I want to be home all alone. Started this medication
and I started tonight. So do you guys want to
give me a little jingle jangle later?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
And the way you started off the podcast was asking
for a mass suicide.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You need to I'm just saying I thought Kyle suggested it.
I thought Kyle suggested Bill Blade.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Did not.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You heard suicide?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I do.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I thought we were all on the same page suicide
if Steve Harvey, because then we're there.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I don't. If Steve Harvey were to die, then we're
the problem.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Well yeah, but it's still there's still some factors of fate.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
In there there there all right, Yeah, all right, not.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Fair, that's all good, Adam. Yeah, I'll be facetiming you.
Sure I can FaceTime?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, yeah, you need us to take session. I don't
even know if I need the whole face time. I mean,
it could just be a quick text yeah, don't want it?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Or do?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Or do I would love that or do you know Okay, okay, wait,
this is life or death and you still won't answer
our calls?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What the fuck a little bit? Yeah? Yeah, come on answer.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Well, I don't know if you if it's a lot
to FaceTime someone and then you got to be like,
you know, fifty to twenty minutes they catch up and
you know, yeah, I mean, Durs knows I've never talked
with him on the phone once, so he knows.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What do you mean, Yeah, bad reception? What do you mean,
what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Wait, have you guys? You guys haven't talked on the
phone or is this something that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
No, I think we did.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
We don't regularly talk on the phone, but like.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No, I think the last time I called DRS and
talked with him, I remember it being the beginning of
the pandemic and just being like crazy, right, check hey,
check it in. Hey, how you and your family during
this global pandemic?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Adam called and I just go what.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It was like what? Yeah, he kept saying, don't be
a bit about it. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well it's weird that you got that medicine that says
like suicide because I did want to take this time
to have this episode be the flowers to Adam episode.
But I guess we can. We can nip that out
of the bud.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh please do, man, I'm already.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Take them back.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
That's it's a major early take back right there. You
have no flowers for your brother.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, it is. It is scary because if they can't
find the cause of it, then they start looking at
like do I have MS? Do I have ALS?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I have cause of.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Lou Garrick's disease? And all this all the real scary.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Because of wait, really, Adam, is that like brain scams
and stuff? What is that? Well?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I mean, we don't have to go there if you
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Dude, I don't even fucking know. It'd be a neurological
disease that they sort of have to like count everything
else out before they will say that, Okay, you only
have two to five years left to live, right what
you've been googling?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And we spent three of those years seeing if this
was the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Seeing if this was the thing, not giving you pain
medication because they don't want you to be addicted. Way, Yeah,
but you know, fingers fingers crossed that it's not that stuff,
and we find it's the cause of the diary.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Assume, yes, we want the cause of the diary.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
The doctor goes, I don't know if I just said that,
but he goes, this is a very perplexing case.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You don't want to hear that.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The last thing you want to hear a doctor and say.
He's like hmm, He's like, the nerve block really should
have worked. That works like ninety eight percent of the time.
It's very abnormal for it not to work.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm like, well, you're telling me you're a two percenter.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I guess, Oh, yeah, well seven and a half inches milk.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
How long is that needle?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, I didn't see it was you want to see it.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Super duper long. It's like nine inches long. That long?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's not that long?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah to Adam, I guess that's not that long. That's
a pretty long needle long gold to me.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, it's a regular size.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's like a regular nine in a quarter inch needle.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What's the big deal?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, well, nine inches that's psycho. That's the size of
my what's that the size of the sub boy sandwich?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Come on, man, that'd be.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Six well moving on from Adam dying.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I think it is really really
long and I got two shots and uh, I was
awake for it. They just did like local anesthetic. But
the guy who was in the clinic next to me
was going under and these the nurses were like kind
of calling him a bitch. They're like, you know, like
you don't have to go fully under this bro's arks
(09:29):
and it's under to receive the shop received the epidural.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
The nurses were calling the guy a bitch. From your room.
This is Orange County nurses who are like, did.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You see this fucking guy?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, they're like, you don't my god, I was in
I was in bev Hills for this. This is a
Beverly Hills nurse.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay, these are Beverly Hills nurses that are like.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Oh my god, did you see that bit?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
As they were talking, the curtain was was closed.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
The curtain doesn't block sound, Adam. She can't just start
talking ship with the curtain clothes. That's what my parents
used to do.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
So I didn't see the guy and he was like
I'm not uh, I'm gonna be put under and she's like,
you know, it's it's very doable and you could drive
home and still have like the rest of your day.
And he was like, nah, I don't trust it. I
want to be out.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
And this was the same procedure. Yeah, the same procedure
that you got. I mean, that's like me when I
go to the fucking dentist. I'm like, gas me up,
you know what I mean, Like, I don't want to
feel jack ship.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And they're like, sir, you don't have an appointment.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Was like, gasp me up. Let's go put the mask
on you.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I get a kid to the bathroom at least.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Then yeah, anything you got any free coffees or teas, sir,
you have to leave.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm gonna stick around. Gas me up.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
So the nurses are talking shit about the bro next
door just because the curtain is closed. That's kind of
fucked up, dude.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well I don't think they were talking shit, but they
were like, you know, it's very doable, and it sucked.
You know, it's a giant needle in your back, but
like feel.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Going through like bits and pieces of your flesh.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Just I don't want to feel like a local anesthetic
on it. So you're like numb.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But then once they're like comfortably.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
They're like trying to they there's a screen, there's a
monitor of your body, and they're like trying to find
the exact spot in between your spine to release the steroids.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And that's not the spot. I think you relieve something.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Something's real.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
When you're talking about putting that up there. I think
I would be so scared that I might move and
like the needle, oh sure, you know what I mean,
Like it would hit something and then I would tweak
it and then the needle would just do.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
They strap you down? No, I'm just laying on a table.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, you wouldn't move, Kyle. You're laying down.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Down.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
You can't move anybody, Kyle, don't move because then they
could they could like don't like freak out like I
was adjustine, like when it was paint. You know, you're.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, that's what I would be afraid of.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Kyle thinks he's too squirrel, but I wasn't like flinching
and then and then they hit the spinal cord and
now I'm paralyzed.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Well that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
That's why I think I would get like chicked out.
I think that would be that like that dude under
the behind the curtains.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You were the bitch that the nurses were making fun of.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, Like, I'm actually getting like anxiety just thinking about it,
like like it's it's tweaking me out a little bit
because that's a big fucking needle.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, it was. It was crazy, dude. I got the
epidural and then drove back from Beverly Hills down to
Orange County like I was. I was like, that's what
they told you. At least am I gonna be able
to drive? And they're like, yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Should be able to.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
And it was the first time I throw it for
it's my surgery.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
He was like, sure, you should renew your license at
some point, but go for it.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Brother.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I did my my wisdom teeth without going to sleep,
and it was kind of harsh because they really wait
really yeah. Yeah, they didn't put me down. They kind
of just they were like, yo, do you want to
stay awake? Do you want some You know there's bitches
that go.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
All the way under.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I was like, you're not a bit bro. I was
an asshole back then. I have switched since.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Right, was that in Beverly Hills?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, I think I was a bitch for that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They wouldn't cash you up, or what I got gassed
the fuck out, which we've covered.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, I think I got gassed the funk out too,
Yeah I did. I did for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
These are technical terms with throwing around, but for oh, we.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Got a chunker Blake's in the new crib doesn't have
to set up quite dial.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, sore we go.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh this is our new weekly runner, Blake's WiFi. Blake's
a chunkin.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh boy, Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I was for sure put down for the wisdom teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You're put down. They brought you back. Yeah, yeah, they
brought me back a life. I mean, we talked about
how I woke up and said that my fly was open,
and my parents were like what, oh, yeah, I was joking.
It was like a Seinfeld joke and yeah, oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yes, so that as if they molested you on the
table that Lario's bit, and my mom's.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like, uh what, I'm like, just kidding, I'm joking that
really funny bit.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Did I tell you guys when I got my arm,
when I went under for my arm surgery, when I
came out, I fucking tried to like punch the nurse
and they had to hold me down and.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Like, yes, you spit at her, right, I.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Like was swinging at her and telling her to leave
me the fuck alone.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And this is the most Kyle story I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
But I thought, am I thinking of somebody else who
woke up in a hospital or like maybe they were
drunk they were spitting at the nurse. Wasn't that you?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
But I don't think I was spitting at her? But
I was probably putting on a performance.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
That was a different close friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Oh okay, you run with a tight crew Jersey.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, just lost live.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
But yeah, when I came out, I had no idea
what the fuck was going on, And I thought I
had been like kidnapped or something.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I think, And so it's weird.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I wonder what the difference is between different like going
You know, I've had a lot of anesthetic and I've
been under quite a bit, and every time it's like
it's it's different, right, because sometimes you're like it hits.
You're like real goofy and loopy and you're saying silly
shit and you're doing weird stuff and this last time
(15:13):
you spend paper for the hip. Yeah, I h I
had a bombs trap to myself, and I demanded some respect.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Right and you deserve it. Yeah. I think that it's
an art form, isn't it Like isn't that like an anesthesiologist,
like a job where your job is to, like.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Taylor get the perfect Yes.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yes, yes, they watch it and they twist the knobs
and stuff and they're like, okay, he's almost dead.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
It's basically a thereman, You're basically operating a theremon correctly,
it is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, it's like very fluid.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, because this time I woke up and was just
I was like, oh, we're done, okay, and then I
got up and like sat there for like a half
hour and then got up and drove home.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, it's just like old hat. By the way, when
you woke up was on the four or five, You're like,
we're done.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I'm driving okay, loop it back, no doubt, dudes.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I got in visil line. I got it on right now.
But you can't tell.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Whoa really, I can't tell. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is it on the bottom because you're getting your Will
Farrell on? Or is it is.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
It on the top or it's the bottom, it's the bottom,
It's both.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I have it on both really, Oh yeah, I put
it on.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
When you put it back in, I can kind of
hear a different in your speech. Difference in your speech,
but I didn't notice that before. Is it just because
you just put it back in and it has to
settle or yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
I think I was slurping the spit back up, you know,
and I didn't quite get it on the back cap.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
So it was like yeah, yeah, yeah, well that's cool, dude.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, it was so fucking weird, dude.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
It's like hurt is it like because it's a it's
like racist. It's like a gradual thing that like moves
your teeth right yep.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
And I have to wear rubber bands in them too.
I just haven't started doing that yet.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
But run budget, the bands make you dance or no,
the bands are gonna make me dance, baby, you know it.
But what are you going to look like by the end?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Well, hopefully my bottom grill gets a little straightened out.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
But it's like I like this, Kyle.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
It's not for aesthetic. It's for it's because it's like
a lot of plaque build up. It's not good medically,
I guess. So they're like your teeth are all crowding.
We need to separate them a little bit. You got
no gaps.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, and you also don't want your teeth all folding
in on top of each other. And you know that's
a bad, bad look.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I don't want your teeth doing that.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
That's what I got one down here. That's like I
was like, can you just ditch that one? Like, and
I don't even have to wear in business?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Very common, Yeah, just just ditch you tooth.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But medically not good, medically probably not the best.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah, because I want I'm happy for you, dude. You
recently lost like fifty pounds. You you're getting your teeth
figured out, your your eyes have straightened right out. You're
really coming together.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Man.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
This is the year of Kyle.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
This is like that show The Swan.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Dude, I got my eyes. I got my eyes checked
the other day, twenty twenty vision straight up?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
What? What were they? Are you having a glow up?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
He's for sure having an ultimate glow up.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
I'm having a late glow up. I'm having a I'm
having a midlife glow up. Yeah, that's what's happening right now.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Are you like Benjoning? Benjamin buttoning? Because it's like you're
going from like kind of this thing to this bang. Wow,
I don't know you have from a thing to a
thing that's what to a thang for sure?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I guess. I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm just you know, something shining on me, you know
what I mean? What can I say? Something shining?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah? I like it, Kyle. You know, I watched a
couple episodes of We're Coollics last night just because I was,
you know, thinking like if we do a group suicide, like.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Which episodes are we going to be watching in costume?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
In costume, like maybe we could reenact something fun before
we drink the kool aid or something.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
And I'm actually, you're swaying me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm trying to remember the show I was.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I was like, man, Kyle, you had a kind of
a cool dirty look on the show. I liked Carl
on the show When you had like the dyed hair
and you you were all like skinny and.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
The blonde hair. It was very sexual for me.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Addressing a pirate for one episode, Yeah, it was. You
had a cool vibe.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
With the eyeliner. Yeah yeah, yeah, those eyes they peer
right into your soul. Thanks.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
That was like, you know, we were becoming real actors
at that point.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
The Pirate was season one. That was like we were
rapping our last season.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Speak to that, Kyle, will you speak to that? Happy?
I do remember listening to podcasts where people say, speak
to that.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I do remember directing Chris Parnell fucking Michelle Obama? Uh, impersonator, impersonator.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, thanks for clarifying.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Wow, Barack Obama impersonator watched Egypt.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Thanks for clarifying that.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Jersey.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
We didn't want anyone to think, right, partner was fucking
Michelle Obama.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
No slander over here, baby, Okay, we're we're alleged and clear,
you know. And I was wearing that costume and it
was just a I remember being like, what the fuck
is actually going on?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Right? And it was in my bedroom that I was
going to sleep in that night.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
God bless America. Remember that dude. I had like a
nice little career going. I mean he still does doing them, uh,
the Baraque impression because he was like everywhere.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, he's great.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I actually watched Wolves of Rancho last night where we
go to the Rancho and that I directed that episode
and the photos of me directing that episode, like with
slicked back hair, in that dumb suit that we.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Had, And these photos are up at the DGN.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
It looks like I got dressed up for my big
week of directing. Like that's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Sometimes I wish I was that kind of a director
that like dressed up.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
But didn't you Who do I know?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Well, Paul fig does that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I thought you wore like a blazer or something like that. Yeah,
PAULI who me? No? No, no, I thought Kyle did.
Like first week, he like wore something fancy and we
were all like, what the fuck are you doing? And
then you're like, all right, I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I don't see that for Kyle. Remember when we would
go to like general meetings when Workholics was first taken.
It was like before the show had even aired, but there.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Was always a button up.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Maybe that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
There was, there was a buzz.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It was, it was it was all about the buttons.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I'd have to talk to Kyle about having his armpit hair.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Out right, wearing sleeves.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, and be like Kyle, we're gonna go meet the
vice president at MGM or whatever. Let's throw on something
where your armpit hair is, and I remember you. We
got in like a true argument about it, like if
they don't, if they don't respect me like this, then
they just don't respect me.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
And I'm like, it's just yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
You're a kid and your nipples hanging out.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You know. It's just it's my way of saying, I'm
not playing your game. Okay, But yeah, I think you're
both right. I think it's it's a it's a thin line.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
You could dress like yourself, but you do it has
to be the nicer version. When you go to those
kind of meetings, you don't you know, you don't come
covered in paint, oudam.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I kind of think the combo that we that I
settled on.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Was like, you don't go covered in paint? Is that
what you said?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah? I mean Kyle was always covered in oil or
paint or shit.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Right, yeah, yeah, right, right, working on the car outside.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Just tree sap.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, it's just dirty. Some digging a hole in the
backyard for no reason. I don't know what this guy's.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Up to, And since Blake's not here, I'll just say yeah,
and his dick is out, thank you, thanks.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
But I do remember it ended up being like tank
top with button up over it, so then I could
button up before the meeting.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, that was like the uh a little compromise that
that we came to. I remember, truly, we were standing,
we were leaving. It was one of our first meetings.
I think it was MGM, and it was one.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Of our first big meetings.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yes, there's got an argument with a woman who is
now a high level executive elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh really? Oh well yeah did yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Wait, you remember this?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Wow? Yeah, I remember?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
All okay, yeah, keep going, because what.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Was the conversation about about being in New check?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, about him dressing properly, and then we got a
little feisty with each other and then you got it
and then you're like, fine, I'm gonna wear this shirt,
and I'm like, great, I would love that.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah right, I like that.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Meanwhile I'm just dressed in a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And then what was the fight in the meaning about
I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Remember you had exactly you had like beef with that
what she had said something and you took offence to it.
And then it was like a real awkward moment of
you being of you, you know, planting planting your your flag.
I I can't remember exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But you you you remember.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I mean, I don't want to say that woman's name,
but she's a big executive elsewhere. Yes, I bet I
bet Blake would remember.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, wild Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I have no memory of any of these, not.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
A lot of those.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Meaning ever, well there's they kind of all run together
in a way.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Well, there was a lot of chapters.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, I only remember the first few that we went on.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
The only meeting I remember getting in a fight with
was somebody at Paramount when I was pitching this summer
camp slasher or two, and she was like, is it
r rated? And I was like, well yeah, and she's like,
put like on the kids, like thirteen and fourteen, and
I was like yes, and then she just goes adults
who go to rating movies don't want to watch movies
about kids, and I was like, I don't know if
(24:31):
that's true, and she was like, I've been marketing for
fifteen years. I think I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Wow, I leave for a second. Duors is on a
hater raide or what.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, regardless, shut.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
The fuck up and listen, Soul, just keep coming in.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I hate, don't come after me. I held your fucking
torch while you were gone and talked about Dix for you.
She was like, adults don't watch movies about kids. And
I was like, what are you basing this on? And
she was like my twenty years in marketing and I
was like okay, but like sure, and then within twelve
months strange things came out. And then it came out
(25:07):
and I was like, well I could have made those,
but uh, okay, that shit, it's weird. So that was
the one. That was the one meeting I remember getting
in a fight with somebody being like I don't I
got to push back on that. I don't think that's true,
and I guess I was wrong. Jki there, Blake, what yeah?
What meeting? Did we get in a fight? Blake? Where
(25:28):
you where you were there? And somebody said something and
I planted my flag.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I want to say that it was it was an
early meeting. We told a story about how Kyle and
me got in a little argument going to one of
our first meetings because he was wearing his tidy tank
top and it's like hair was hanging out and it's
like nipple was flopping off the side, and I was like, and.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
For some reason, Adam had a problem with that.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I was just like, dude, put on like a shirt,
at least cover up your nipples. And then we got
in a little argument.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I wait, I do remember telling him to cover his Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I was like, at least the nipples, just cover them up,
because the whole goal of these meetings is they look
at you and go, here's someone that I can trust
thirty million dollars to go make it correct. And Kyle
had the Carl Venice Beach. Yeah, that exact shirt. You
know exactly what shirt. Well, he only had one takes
(26:21):
the exact meeting we were going to, but it was
one of the early meetings, and we were going to
like I want to say, MGM and meeting with this
uh female executive and her and she was pregnant, and
I don't know, I don't remember exactly what the beef was.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh, that's I remember now. I was like, that's not okay, okay,
I remember, Yeah, flipped out just because it's not cool.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah, wait a minute, Yeah, I was like, weird position
of power.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
How are you in an office pregnant at the same time,
Who's really making the decisions? Said, I'm not leaving here
before you do tempo. Yeah, okay, so she was pregnant
and you kicked her.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I can't remember what the fight was about. I remember
just being like super duper awkward.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I don't know. Remember I've been in I sort of do.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
I I mean, durs isn't willing to make things awkward
if he feels strongly about something.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's I've been in play of what.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I like to make people explain things when they say
stuff and I go, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I just go, Okay. I don't let people just say
like blanket statements about stuff, like someone going adults don't
like to watch movies about children. I go, what are you?
What are you talking about? Harry Potter? Baby?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
And you have to be that way. You've got to
be you man, you gotta do that.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I could.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
And by the way, I'm not saying because I go,
I go, you're wrong, I go, you feel that way
based on what like sell me on that I would
love to be. I would love to understand the same
thing that you're saying the way that you understand it,
because from where I'm sitting.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It's like it's android curiosity.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, he's a robot.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Wait, but you are now claiming that you will admit
that you are wrong. Do you think you're good at that?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I didn't say that I admitting that I'm wrong. I
admit when I'm wrong, but I.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Also but but I'm not wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
No, no, no, But I'm to clear the air. I'll admit
what I'm wrong, but I also won't be like, my
opinion is wrong if I get like something factually incorrect. Sure, yes,
because if I if I disagree with something based on
my opinion, I'm not going to change my opinion until
I'm educated in a way where I go, oh, my
(28:46):
my opinion is now shifting to something else.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Right, you will understand that, and you are. You are
good when you're when it's like a story thing and
you're pitching ideas, you can you can be sold on
someone else's idea. You're not like stuck in your ways
like that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
But there's this a very opinionated person as well, which
is kind of crazy. So that's another factor in this issue.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I think my opinionatedness comes from my dumb brain not
understanding where other people are coming from and how they
got there. And so I stop them and go I
need you to explain that.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I'm about Please explain the nuance to me. Please explain
the nuance because I'm not there, or like, what's up?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
How did you get there? I don't know. I don't
know what you're talking about. I don't a.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Fucking idiot, you dumb, pregnant kunt.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Whoa hang on a second, Adam just played a recording
from the meeting. Where did you get that? Allegedly? How
did you get that disaster?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
My god, my.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
God, that's the side effect that's got to be. That's
the bill.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
That's the bill's talking. Jesus.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
By the way, the fact that you the fact that
you put the whole thing in the context of the
executive was a pregnant woman, which has nothing to do
with anything except for the fact that that's who it was.
That's well, but you're putting now it seems like you're
Adam Love's children. Though, so he was like he clocked that.
He's like, oh, another child in the world.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Well, it's you know, it's just an identifier. It's how
you But.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It makes it seem like that's pertinent to the story.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Now.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I just said that because it's funny.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I think. I was like, really, you're gonna have at
home birth. You're a fucking idiot. Here's what I would do.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
But that was just Adam trying to jog your memory, right,
That wasn't That wasn't to the story.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
He's just taking a little jog around the lake.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't see gender or pregnancy executives or executives to me.
Whoa I like to go into meetings like this.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
That's That's what I'm talking about. I don't pay attention
to me.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yes, every student.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
First, I'm just trying to wear my top and let
my pitt sweat. Dude, that's it.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So this is the R rated movie for grown ups
about kids with me. You're not I'm too stupid andunderstand
why you wouldn't be talked to me.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Just gives him a voice modulator and he says, talk
through this, and I'm gonna cover my eyes just.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Like, okay, watching movies with kids.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay, I said that, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
that you got kids in you one Actually it's twins ohnang. Yeah, gosh,
sorry about it. Yeah, push pushback. I like little little pushbacks. Fine,
a little pushback.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, exactly. It's good healthy discussion.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Because have you ever have you ever just been in
a room where someone says something and you watch everyone go.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Mm hm, like that was the perfect and.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
You're like, yeah, that's usually that's usually what I do.
I would say for the ninety five person, yeah, yeah,
you talked shit in the ride home.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
I think I pick and choose my battles, like I
can definitely like figure out which ones I want to
just let slide and which ones I gotta be like, hold.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Up, what was that?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh? I don't even categorize these things as battles. What
is your misunderstandings?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, I see that.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I do, like, well that's fair. That's actually you can
breakdowns and communication.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
That's huge.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Well yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
It is interesting because some some people get offended when
their opinion or their.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Idea is challenged, and that shouldn't be how it is.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You should and that's what's crazy to make. No, that's
like somebody was like telling me their friends their friend
created a show or no. They were like, hey, are
you watching this show? And I was like, oh, we
watched a couple episodes. It drove me crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I hated it.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
And she was like, oh, my friend created it, And
I go, oh, yeah, it's a fucking mass and she's like,
I just told you my friend created it. I go,
I know, but like that's not I'm not going to
tell you. Oh no it was.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Actually that's actually pretty good, Like, oh, this macaroni tastes
like fucking shit.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
It's my family's secret recipe. It's generally that was.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
The lasting my grandmother made before she passed away.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
That's her potato salad.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
But then she was like, would you like it if
I started shitting on like one of your friends projects
that was? And I was like, is it was it bad?
Is it your opinion that you didn't like it? Then
that's fine. It doesn't not gonna offend me. Like yeah,
I don't know where you could like.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
But would you do that if it was that person's show?
Would you go, I think it's bad. I don't like
it to if they are the ones that didn't, No, But.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I've always wanted to have conversations with people to be like,
we can agree this missed the mark, like where do
you think it happened?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
But that I think that that's for them to bring
up if they were to.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah, sure, But also sometimes, you know, I mean, people
have strong views about think projects that we've done, and
sometimes you're like, I stand by the decisions that we've made.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh yeah, again, I'll go, why do you think it
was bad? And then they'll go this, and I go,
and I might go, you're right, that's the worst it.
I like all the other stuff, and I think that
that outweighs it though for me, you know, like yeah,
but it's to take it personally like that when it's
just kind of a I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
It was so hard not to though.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, some people are just bitches. Some people have to
go under to get an epidural. You know, people are
just bitches, dude.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
I remember when I found out that my uncle, who like,
we watched movies like a lot growing up and talked
about movies like that's what we did at family functions.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
We get an industry wrack.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Go ahead, your uncle Spielberger, nepo baby no no, no,
uncle swim coach man.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Oh you get you got to watch movies as a kid,
No wonder, you're a fucking director.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
But I heard I talked to him and he was like,
uh yeah, yeah, yeah, game over man. Yeah, And that
was like a Thanksgiving and it was like, oh, he
didn't really want to talk about it, and I was like, Okay,
I'll go talk over here. Then I find out that
my mom was like, my mom told me later, like,
your uncle turned that movie off, didn't finish it.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh what part? What?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
What did it? The butthole?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Adam's gone about it.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I think it was.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I really think it was the butthole. I think it
was the butthole into the Dog.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
I think is really where I was like, I'm not
even I'm not even going to try this anymore.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Well, admittedly, that movie isn't I understand, isn't funny?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Good?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
No, I think it's super funny, and I think it's
I really like the movie. But I understand how that
it would be off put in for some people if
that's not their sensibility.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I totally get it. This guy is like, he's religious.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
He's kind of been more conservative as he as he
grows up, you know, and as he became older and
became an elder.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
So it's like, oh god, and he hates that this
was making him laugh. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah, Sinville, it could be the truth is a guy
who's like Cheach and Chong rules, you know, so it's like,
what's up?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
But I remember that scene in Cheech and Chong up
in Smoke where they had one man eat another man's
ass at gunpoint.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, delete very funny.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yeah, I feel like it's apples and apples. Yeah, they
had the exact same.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
After the credits. If you keep watching Up in Smoke,
they have this cool scene.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Rapes a bongload out of Chong's asshole.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
So it's a felch. Yeah, a felch. It's really good.
Yea sucks a blade. What is that?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
What do they call that?
Speaker 2 (36:24):
He uses buttthole as a bong.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Bottle in the water or gravity bomb gravity gravity bombed
out of his asshole. He does a cartwheel and then
he slurps it.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's really good. I mean, hey, we stand on their shoulder,
different time, just different times.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
I'm like a little worried about the live show because
so many people like family members of mine, Like I
have like fifty people coming to between like Omaha and
Kansas City. I have like one hundred people that are like,
we're coming, and I'm like, I don't know if they
listen to the podcast. Like some of these are like
my aunts and uncles and their friends, and they're like,
you know, they're in their fifties and sixties, and I'm like,
(37:07):
I don't know if they're listening to the pipes. I'm like,
just so you're aware, this isn't like a stand up
show where this is curated material that I've done, you know,
for years, and I've developed it. This is us sitting
talking and it'll probably devolve into porno and buttholes. Of
the time, it's porno and buttholes. And they're like, it'll
be fine.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Niles, do it live.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Everybody's got a butthole.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Well.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Well, Also, I was talking to our buddy Scooby from
Community College and he says he's coming to the Arizona
show with his twelve year old.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
I'm like, wait, well there is They're not a there's
not an age limit on some of.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
This, so wait, really I did. I would not have
guessed that twelve year old.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's an all ages what isaaiding with? My parents want
to come to Chicago and bring my Mom's like I
want to bring my old stewardess buddy and her and
her husband.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Well, they've seen it.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
These are all people in their seventies and maybe eighties
very much. I go, okay, mom, if you want to
bring them and just listen to us talk about I
literally say the same thing, talk about Buttholes for an hour.
That's up to you.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Yeah, but it gets worse. You kind of have to
say to these people, it's worse, it gets worse. Buttholes
is like the fucking edge.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, that's the entry point.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Then you be like, because you kind of have to
say to these people, you have to look at them
in the eye.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Butacle says, the entry point is the name of this EPI, Buttholes.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Buttholes is the entry point. And then we dive. Then
we go deep butt.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Yeah, the deep, and then we go in to come
and it's like, fucking it's crazy, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
It's like you have to kind of say, like, Butthole
nipples and.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Com we get to come play. People like it, So
come on out to Boston. Essentially, Medford, Massachusetts is sold out.
Sorry you snooze, you lose.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Did it sell out?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, we're like right there. And then Chicago, we still
got some tickets. Come out. That's the first big weekend
Boston and Chicago.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Chicago land fucking show out.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Let's go, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
I think the bottom Bowl has sold out and then
now it's a it's a big theater, Chicago's like four
thousand seats or something crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Sam Sun, And did we said, did we mention that
we're having the entire cast of The Bear joining us
in Chicago? Yeah, we didn't mention that we did, and
we shouldn't because they are and we shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Oh dude, let it whoa Yeah, don't ruin that. What
are you doing? Don't do this?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
He did it?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
The guy from the Bear?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
What about him?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
What's his name?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Jesse Plemmons? No, no, Jeremy Allen White, right, Jesse Michael Plemons.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Suddenly he like I think he like just got a
divorce and and is now uh just a lot of
TMZ photos of him running shirtless. I'm like, this guy
is sending it right now.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Okay, I'm happy form don't gonna send it, don't care
of course, dude, he's having his fucking moment.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah, Like, are you jealous because he's kind of stealing
your look? What he's kind of stealing? What is it?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
How is he stealing my? Look at tank top? And
it like sleepier eyes, skinny white guy.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
He doesn't have long hair. That's why keeps the long hair.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, but he has a shaggy he has a shag No.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
But he looks like a young teenage wrestler. He's kind
of got the like he's a little guy, right dude.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Speaking of which, he has that wrestling movie with zach
Efron coming out that's about to be fucking sick. I
think I think they're gonna kill it.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, yeah, I hope that is good.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Who's it about? It's about early family?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I should know their name.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
It's like a very famous like w c W or
n W, A like wrestling family like the Van Dorens or.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Right, not that, not that, but it does sound right.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
That does sound right? Van dorn I think is sunglasses
in my trip.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
That's on Zipper.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
That's on Zipper.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I think Van dorn is Van dorn Is quiz show
Vans no Vans.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I wish a producer.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yes, it is it Vans Vans van dor Yeah, Von Eric, Yeah, Eric,
Eric van Vans, Von Eric.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Van do Vans off the wall, sixty six Dutch, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Von Dutch is the Sun Von Eric Wrestling. Yeah, which
I don't know a lot about that wrestling family. I
think it was a little bit before my time.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
But it was like, that's like pre ww F right,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I think it's kind of like tickling around like four horsemen.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Maybe I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
I don't know. I thought it was like the Traveling
Who's directing it?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Who's directing it? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
But all I know is their looks look amazing. I
would have loved to be cast in that movie.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
You're hot, muscles, Well, you have to cut your fucking hair, bro,
I could cut it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You gotta cut your hair, dude, I know. But but
who's it comes down? And who's directing it? Who's directing it?
Because their looks aren't gonna save the movie.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
I think it's gonna be good movie. A guy named
Sean Durkin, who I'm not familiar with. I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
There's been a lot of look movies that have fallen
flat and not delivered on like the stills that get
released told.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah, but Jeremy and Zach Effron, he's like a sneaky,
really good actor. It's justn't even sneaky. He's a really
good actor. When Zach puts his mind to it, he's
a fucking killer.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
What's your favorite Zach performance?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
So? I was just wondering, what was the one that
the room when he was in the room, But it's
not the room. What's the Seth Rogan movie where they
remade the room?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
The Disaster Artist. Yeah, he's a really tiny part in that.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Who's he playing that? That's Dave Franco?
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yeah, but it was fucking no Zach. That was Zach
Effron playing Dave Frank doing the guy.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Wait, who was he?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I don't remember him in that movie. I like that
movie a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
He was good in The Ted Bundy Uh, the Ted
Bundy Show or was that a movie?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
I think it's a movie.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, he was No, that was a movie. He played
Ted Bundy in the movie.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, grated that he did good. He's good.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, Zach's a good actor. And Mike and Dave is
one of his best movies ever. Are you kidding me?
That ship rocks?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Well?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I can get behind that very funny and Mike good day.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Thank you for saying thank you for saying that's more
of a neighbors.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Who was he and the Disaster Artist? I'm still tripping
on this.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
He's like just this very small scene. I think he's like.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
He's the boom operator for a second. Dude, it's and
you believe it.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Lake picks like this scene where Zach has the absolute
smallest role. Uh, dude, that's all I need. He was
playing zac Efron and he was like natural.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
No, that's all I need. I'm like a casting director.
I see those scenes and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
No, Zak's zach'sa a good actor. And I think that movie, Uh,
I don't know this the director Sean Durkin, but I
hope it's I hope it's cool. I think it's gonna
be cool. And that Jeremy Allen white guy, he's he's
got a ton of heat on him. So at least
they're positioning that. You would think his agents would position
him to do something at a high level at this
point coming off that show, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, you think so, but then you you never that's true.
I do like when he's a the Bear, he's like
in the alley, like squatting down, bent over smoking and
talking to.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
People smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Really, like that's a move. I don't know if I
would do a movie and they and I squat down
to smoke. They'd be like, you should stand up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
For me, they'd be like, it looks like your knees
are hurting.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Yeah, that would be a hard that's a hard That's
a hard discussion for the monitors too, when you're at
the monitors just watching them wobble and you're.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Kind of really looks like he's in a lot of pain.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yea, but he wants it.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
He told me that he came on the trailer and
he was like, dude, I got an idea for the seat.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I'm going to do a cool Jeremy Allen White Crouch.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I please stand up.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
You look like you're taking a ship in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
When we're on the road, we're gonna all take a
bunch of the Instagram reels of a smoking cigarettes as
best as we can.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
It's kind of look great.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Like in white T shirts.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, I'm going to smoke my first cigarette in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Dude, I gotta get those herbal I gotta get the
herbal ones.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
When we get to Chicago, are you are we going
we're going to day early? Are you guys coming over
to my parents' house or what? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:08):
This is gonna be my first time. I didn't get
to go the last time.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
We gotta go. We gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Can we broadcast from the house? Can we do those?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I mean we're in Chicago to do a podcast? Wait?
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Can we do like a Can we do a ghost
hunter where we like scan your house for a ghosts
and spirits?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Because I bet there's a time. Yeah, but if you
end up throwing a net over my dad, not okay on.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Translucive, my bad, Phil, Your dad looks like slimer bro.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
He might get in the three point stands out of
just like memory.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
The Iron Claw is the movie of the zac Efron
Jeremy Allen White. Oh yeah, that's about to pop off, dude,
The Iron Claw. Yeah, that seems cool. Absolutely, I'd love
to come to the home residence, check out the hood.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I'm gonna go. Hey, if we can just gallivants around Evanston,
I'll take in my old food spots.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Yes, yes, what Wieners Circle? What's the best hot dog
in Chicago?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
That noise?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Oh it's Mustards last stud and right are we going there?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Mustards? Right by me? Are we fucking going there? Dude?
Everybody gets a shirt you guys actually have a picture
up in there. Really it's me and you guys.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Oh wow, we gotta we gotta make it appearance. Will
that get us a free cheese dog?
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
You could just buy Hey that's me up there, all right?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Uh that's eleven. Hey man, I'll take a free maybe.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Maybe this is what we do. Uh we eat a
lot on the live show for in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
We eat it.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
We get a mountain of hot dogs and we just
eat on microphone.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
There's a door dash.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
I think that we should have food there for the shows.
I'm gonna be hungry.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I want to giro play.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
There's gonna be door dashes interrupting the show the whole time.
Let's order one hundred door dashs and then every door
dash that come, why sixty nine we interview.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
They waved them through all the way to the front,
come all the way down and yeah, pizza. I kind
of like that.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
It just the way. And if we do that, we
have to overtip.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Oh we do.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
We have to twenty and a T shirt and some hot, hot,
hot hot.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
When did it go from like do you want to
be a cheapskittting to seventeen percent. Do you want to
do twenty four, twenty nine or thirty six? And you're like, yeah,
aren't I already paying like fifteen dollars extra just for delivery?
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Those buttons are flagrant. Yeah, the credit card, it's like,
what's up?
Speaker 3 (47:36):
It's so crazy. Like I got a salad. I was
home alone and I literally ordered a salad. You wait, salad, bitch, dude,
I know.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Dude, good for you, adam.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, see, and.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
So I ordered it. It was fifty six dollars because
I door dashed it. Oh my godeth it, and it
was just all the up chart. It was like a regular.
It was like a twenty dollars salad. And then with
all these extra FeAs and bullshit it and then and
then I tip, well.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Because what is it?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
There's already a delivery feed.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, when there's a fucking tip fee.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
And then there's also if you don't want him to
take longer fee like expedited delivery fee.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh and I do that every time. I'm such a sucker,
even though it's like five minutes, I paid.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Negligible.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
I don't do that, but I have I am very,
very angry when it's like, yeah, we're preparing your order,
we got it, and then it's like, uh is making it?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
And I'm like, where's the Fu's he going?
Speaker 3 (48:27):
And then they drop someone else's meal off first they
like pass your house to go to another place because
they paid the three dollars.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Adams waiting out front with his hands on his hips hungry.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yeah, it's annoying. That frustrates me to the most. That
frustrates me to the most.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I have a hungry California sun bear.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Have you guys gotten left hanging by an app?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Like, yes, I have gotten hanging.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
A week ago. I go yo or whatever. I order
some wings right nice, there we go, and then he
goes it'll be there in an hour. And by the way,
it's like I'm home alone style parent, like I time
it perfectly, so like as soon as the kids go down,
my food shows up and I can have like my
night kids go down. It's not for your kids. I
(49:13):
thought this was goot, wife's out watching Barbie for the kids. No, no, no,
this is just for me. The kids already had like whatever,
their chicken nuggies and something. Yeah, that's good. And so
then like sitting there, and it goes, you got a
new driver, and I go, all right, whatever it takes.
And then fifteen more minutes goes by and it goes,
(49:34):
you got a new driver. It's not been an hour
and a half. And then at two hours it goes, hey,
they don't have something from your order. It's canceled.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
And I was like, no, I mean that's happened to
me a few times. It's so frustrated.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
So I go, I go into the app and I'm like, yo,
you guys just absolutely ruined my night. Now I'm eating
dinner from somewhere. It's somehow at like ten pm at night.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
I gave my I can't sleeping pills I ordered. I
gave them shots of whiskey.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I fucking knocked them out with some dimondap big mel
night over here. He ruined my night, but they did.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
I gave them Adams suicide pain meds.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
And so I go, They're like, we can offer you
ten dollars, well, you get your money back and you
get like a ten dollars to play with her whatever,
and I was like, I want fifty dollars or I'm
deleting this act.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
Good for you, okay, oh, good for you, for you
oh and they're like, I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Ten dollars is the mask can stop eating? And I go,
you have a shot right now to keep a customer
who will keep using door Dash or whatever the fuck
it was. This is over the phone. It's like yeah,
they're like, dude, can I this is like the text thing.
I go, you can get years of my money? Are
you texting? Like you have a shot right now?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
And by the way, you're texting someone in India. They're like,
we don't care.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
No, I'm not even texting a person. This is a machine.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
This is Ai, your voice, a robot. You can send
me a I go.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
You can either send me a fifty dollars reimbursement or
you can just lose so much money for the rest
of the existence of your company.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Right you know what pizza Order?
Speaker 1 (51:14):
And by the way, I was doubly fist because it
was an app I never used make Sure And uh,
my buddy's wife works for them, and she's her.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Company, and I told her she's a dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
You use like Uber eat pregnant bitch.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
And so then I go all right, like I'm gonna
move yours to the front of the line, I'll use
this one and then like on my second or third
order with them, I get stiffed.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Dude, see uh well, I mean I just talked about
this right before the pod, but I ordered Domino's last.
It was right after my surgery, Okay. I was like.
Chloe was like, what do you want me to do?
You want me to cook you something? And I never
get pizza, and I was just like, you know what,
I'm going to be a fat, little peaky get me
(52:00):
some pizza. I'm on pain pills. So we ordered Dominoes.
It doesn't come for two hours, and it says it's
gonna come.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Is this with an app? Is this using an app?
Or is this straight the app?
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (52:15):
But the Dominoes, Dude's okay, which you did or did
not have before? Like tonight that night? You you downloaded
the app that night.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I'm downloaded. No, Chloe loves Dominoes, so we got she
had the Dominoes app. So we get the Dominoes and
then I was like, you know what, Pizza Hut says
that it can be here in twenty minutes, So we
get Pizza Hut. The domino shows up five minutes before
the Pizza Hut, and so we just have a pizza
and I'm like, okay, it's a little taste test.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Dude, hands down.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
I've always been a Dominoes guy, and I just that's
what I kind of grew up on. Pizza Hut annihilated it.
It was hands down better. I don't know if it's
a better batch or what.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I think We've had this discussion right back in the.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
Day, go back episodes. I've been claiming Pizza Hut for
a long time.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
I've been a Domino's guy. I switch. I think that's
just what people order a thousand pizzas of, you know,
when you're like at a sporting event, They're like, we'll
get two hundred Domino's pizzas for these little monsters Dominoes.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
What was it? What was it that said it far
and above? Do you remember this is the very reason.
What was it that said it above?
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Dude? It was it was the crispy like but yeah,
it also was counter the Dominoes. It seems like it
was sat there for an hour before they decided to
drive it over here.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
The Dominoes. I think the Dominoes did.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, and it just was a much worse pizza.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
It was much worse, market markedly market worse. I agree.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
I always thought that Dominoes had like it was too salty.
I didn't think that. I think Pizza Hut was a
little lighter on salt, overt salt.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
I like Dominoes. They do. They do a good garlic
crust at Dominoes. But yeah, Dispatch and we got the
exact same pizza because we wanted so with the same tops, and.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Oh, that's good pizza.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Scientifically, that's good.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
There's a real taste test that we did that we
did and I'd say taste test of two welcome came
up on top.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
Last time we did this. You were a domino S
Blades a pizza. I believe. I was a guy. I
have also since had Papa John's and not been pleased
with it. I thought, Kyle, oh, no, Papa Murphy's and
that was a whole thing.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Well, that's that was a value rating. That was the
value system. And also I know what it is and
we didn't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
And by the way, I like Papa Murphy's too.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
It's Costco value taste everything. Costco pizza fucking.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Rocks, Kyle. It's weird you mention that because I just
got a card today. I I am officially a member
and I am loving it.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
You got a Costco, You got that nice, big, brand
new house, Dude, you got to fill it up with
some a bunch of paper.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, so many dice and fucking robot vacuums and.
Speaker 3 (55:18):
Yeah, like so many pizza rolls that you can't close
your freezer.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Yeah, dude, the freezer is a war zone of rolls.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Is this piece of that you cook.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Exactly?
Speaker 5 (55:31):
That's why I couldn't believe. I didn't mention it last
time when we were talking about value.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
But how do you get it? Is there a pickup window?
Do you have to go in and like not by
tires and you get the free pizza? Like it's basically hot,
it's ready.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
No, this is the thing.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
It's the it's it's the first stop when you come
into a Costco and it's the last stop when you
go out.
Speaker 3 (55:51):
They everything is thought out so well.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
So you have to go into a cost you have
to walk into a place.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
No, it's right before you go in.
Speaker 1 (55:59):
It's outside Costco, so you do have to drive somewhere,
so it's not the first thing inside.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Well, it's different. It's different in the first time.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
It's different.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
It's different. Sometimes it's outside that, sometimes it's inside.
Speaker 5 (56:10):
It's inside at Woodland Hills, I think, okay, that's the
outside one.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
I can't remember. Maybe something's inside.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
All right, it doesn't matter right how far outside it's
on your way.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I got a hot dog today with a soda for
a dollar fifty.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
And this hot dog was so big?
Speaker 1 (56:26):
How big was hot dog with a soda dollar fifty, ladies?
And it wasn't that big.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
It wasn't that big compared to some other things.
Speaker 4 (56:32):
But it was a pretty big hot dog for a
dollar fifty and with a soda.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Probably unlimited relish too.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Huh yep. Doesn't that scare you though?
Speaker 2 (56:39):
Unlimited relish?
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Okay, it doesn't scare me, durs.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
When something edible costs a dollar fifty, doesn't that scare you? No?
Speaker 3 (56:46):
No, because it's been that price forever. That's that's their
thing is. They don't raise the ri this is costco.
They're like Arizona iced teeth, like this is going to
be the prize.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
But then the guy raised the price on Arizona iced
tya recently, did he? Well?
Speaker 3 (56:59):
And I do think hot dogs went up twenty five cents.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I thought he was a dude.
Speaker 3 (57:03):
Well he tried, he was.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
He was like, the margins are getting crazy.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
And let's all say it together. Thank you, Joe Biden,
My god, sleepy Joe.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
We just want to see the lapps. Is that is
that his thing?
Speaker 3 (57:17):
I don't know something about laptop.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Oh, it's always on a laptop, man.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
I just want to see your porn hub searches. I
just want to see the pornhub searches.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, we want access to one website's key chain.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
It's Mia Khalifa all day, listen. Not. I don't need
to see the whole webs and the whole laptop. I
just need to see the porn hub search.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
Just the keychain for pornhub dot com.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Okay, hey, mom, dad, please come to every live show
so you can hear us talk about Joe Biden's pornhub.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Searches and come and come.
Speaker 3 (57:46):
Yes, it's you know, it's just like naked chicks washing cars,
like washing like a sixty nine Corvette.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah right, oh yeah, it's like that's what he looks up.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
It's bikini car wash all yeah, kid, and he's wearing
the aviators while he watches it.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
Speaking of politicians that are just too old. What's the
name of the dude who, uh, who keeps freezing up
in public during speeches this today.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
Dude's name is Mitch.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
Mccon Mitch McConnell. Yeah, he looks like a Star Wars character.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, mis McConnell keeps just They're like and Mitch, uh,
what are you gonna do, like after this press conference,
and he's just like it just fully freezes up six
I know.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
I think he had like a neurological issue. Oh, he
just froze again today today.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah, no, today, it was today.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
They were like, he froze and then it was like, hey, Mitch,
did you hear the question and he was like yes.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Dude, he was gone.
Speaker 5 (58:43):
He said yes, he said he heard the question. Yeah, always,
but he couldn't miss.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
Bro is making the most important fucking decisions, dude.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
It's so crazy. It's so crazy, dude. It's crazy that
there's I must get poly charge you were so charged
or placing such a premium on like youth right now.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Right, well, we need the youth, baby, where are the youth?
Speaker 3 (59:03):
Everybody's like, we need to get youth in there. You
need to get the youth in there. I just said that,
where's the fifty year old, where's the sixty year old?
It's everyone's eighty y Like, that's.
Speaker 5 (59:12):
Young in politics, that's youth compared to what's in office
right now.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
No, thirty five is youth. Thirty five like like John
Kennedy is was youth. He was like in his late thirties.
I didn't even have sex till I was thirty five.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Who's the governor of Florida DeSantis?
Speaker 4 (59:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
This is what I just found out the other day,
and my mind, guys, it exploded. A dude I went
to high school with, I was in like fraternity brothers
with DeSantis. I was like, wait a second, how old
is Ron DeSantis? He's like three years older than me. Yeah.
Wait really, well.
Speaker 3 (59:50):
You're city councilman dude at this point, I.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Know, but I'm like, I'm like, how is that possible?
He looks old as fuck?
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Well, and he also doesn't know how to smile. Do
you see that video of him like going like.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yes, very funny, But in his defense, neither do I.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Well that's the thing with both of these guys.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Okay, so you're saying he looks super old Mitch McConnell's
brain is melty. Why do politicians want to even be
in this position? Why would you want to be? How
old is Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Mitch?
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Like eighty and you have to make crazy decisions?
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
He's eighty one. You gotta walk away.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I mean, it does seem it takes a certain type
of person to want to be a politician.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
You're fucking drunk on power. You're yeah, you're going to
Epstein's Island. I don't know what the perks are, Bro, but.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Why would just to set the record straight.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Why wouldn't you just want to sit at home and
watch family fewd non stop, Like what the fun?
Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Yeah, and we're not giving anyone flowers because I don't
want to do the suicide pack that we all have.
These politicians are sick fucks. Is there any take back?
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Is that a take back?
Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Out?
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Take back?
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Somebody?
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Let me apologize to this person, this pregnant woman in
them eating at MGM, if there was some sort of misunderstanding,
I mean it clearly it could have been something. I mean,
Isaac put her in the chat and I've actually met
with her a bunch since then and it hasn't been weird.
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Okay, Well, now you're really out in you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
There's nothing out. There's nothing out if you get an
argument with somebody, but then you like see each other again.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
It wasn't an argument. It was just I remember it
being like a funny, weirders awkward moment where the rest
of us are just sitting there quietly as my shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I shoes, Yeah, I do wish. Adam was like, yeah,
you told this person to just shut up? He said, well,
that's not okay, that's okay, that's weird. I don't remember.
But if you say I did, I guess that's I
guess that's bad.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
No, it wasn't anything like that. It was just a classic.
Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Well I can't wait to get out of this goddamn
strike and then oh my god, picture again.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, go have more.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Let's get back to the table. Come on, let's get
back to the star.
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
I would love to be done with the strike. But
you know what, guys, since that we are on strike, yes,
since that, there will never be another time that we
are all off at the same time and can do
a live tour together.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
That's true. True. Our health is over tour.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was over before it started.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
This is really the only time I can see it
in the foreseeable future, like we won't be able to
go on this tour right if if we are not
on strike, because one of us will always be working somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
You know, it goes for sure, absolutely, Adam, you couldn't
have said it more correctly. One of us will be
working and we're rooting for you. Foul love it. We'd
love to see well.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
You guys work a ton to know I'm gonna be
doing this.
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Tom Mitch McConnell aged, Baby, I'm gonna be freezing up
on this tour.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
You better believe it, baby, And Blake, what do you
think about that?
Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Butthole?
Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Well, dude, I believe me. I would love to go
on all the time. But you know, Kyle's directing all
the time. You guys are all we're all doing all
kinds of shit. I think it's awesome that we're using
this time to go and go on tour toga others
of children.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I'm retired, bro, I'm about to retire. I'm about to
retire early, dude, and.
Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Perform in front of our parents and twelve year old children. Oh,
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Equally important, I just want to say this. Everybody listening
who who likes the podcast likes Workaholics, please don't watch
it right now, like, because I keep hearing about how
like Suits was the biggest show in the world the
last month and everybody watched it. Uh huh. They're getting
absolutely railed by not getting back end or anything. Okay,
(01:03:44):
so don't encourage your like twelve year olds to discover
the show. I do not want Workaholics to catch out
like wildfire and be the biggest show in the world. Now,
I greedy want that to happen. Greedy after the strike again.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
A few months when the strike ends, Yeah, then you okay,
fire it up.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Oh yeah, baby, let's get once.
Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
The strike ends, make a pledge to watch Workaholics over
and over and over again and buy.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
It or watch it now and then just in the future,
just put it, just put it on. Have it be
fun background.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yea tis yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
It shows to just have on suits because you could
just kind of pick in and uh and watch a
scene and be like, oh that's funny, and then and
then go but your day, Yeah, and it is funny.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
It was still funny.
Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
I believe it's the funniest television of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Adam watched nine episodes last night.
Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
I was high on painkillers watching watching Me and My Friends.
He goes from Entourage to Workaholics to Entourage. Dude, there's
some episodes I don't remember. There's like some episodes that
I'm like, I don't remember shooting that scene.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Even a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
And then the other memories that I'm like, oh, I
remember exactly. I remember what I had for lunch that day,
I remember what happened between.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Can go that I cannot get those details in like
any memories.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I still know all my lines and your lines, guys,
just kidding. I never knew even mine.
Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epixlams, Hey guys, sorry
for dropping out for a second.
Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
I have solar power installed on my house and we
had a little snaff foo. But now we're flexing our power.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Oh, flip that sweat one hundred and four degrees out.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
It's really hot, hot, hot, hot hot, and uh, we're
getting power over here now baby, right about it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
I guess it's not the superior power it goes out.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
No, well, no, we just switched over during this show,
so I flexed my power live on air.
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Cool. Interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
I would like to say thank you for everyone Pye
tickets this tour. It looks like we're starting to sell
out all over the place, and thank you guys for
showing up and showing out t I I nature you go.
Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
You don't want to miss this? What Kyle? You're never
going to Kyle so close to becoming a hermit. Everybody,
You're never going to see him. This is going to
be it.
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
I'm going to actually have like a wall up between
your audience. Yeah, you'll be able to hear it. It'll
be just like the podcast. Maybe at some point it'll
turn into plexiglass, depending on how safe I feel.
Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
But I'm just.
Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Saying, Kyle, how about we do this.
Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
You're off stage, side stage, we have your laptop, and
we project you onto the back screen of the theater.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Mark No, I would like to be out there.
Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I just don't want to see I would like to
work with you.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Work that out.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Just have to work out the whole, you know, nerves,
thing and whatnot. That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Work out the whole. Don't work out the hole all right? Mom?
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
You hear that in the back.
Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Hey, mom, twelve year old, work out the whole.
Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
It's going to be fine. It is. See you guys there.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
It's gonna be a blast. I'll see you guys on
the road. I think we have one more podcast and
then from then on it's it's road City USA. Yeah, baby,
very shaggy down and we're go.
Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
And by the way, in the future, we're gonna be
dropping two episodes a week. Hello, So take care of
your funny bone. We're gonna be bunking it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, that'll be good that way. It's it's topical when
we're on the road. Storm chase. What's happening now?
Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
We promise it'll be storm chasing.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
It'll be something.
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
It's still gonna be like yo hy two k was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yeah, it'll be like you remember Jeb Bush.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Oh wait, Kyle wait, Blake was where we have we'll
talk about it next time.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Okay, okay, what was he gonna say? Say it now though,
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This
is important.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
But holding nipples and come.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm a hungry California sun bear.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Grown ups don't like watching movies with kids.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
And I didn't even have sex till I was thirty five.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Buckle up. I'm sorry, wrong, wrong, man. That's a good question. No,
that's worth asking. Who does care? Who cares that we're bad?
I care?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Start off with a whimper.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Blake, you don't care?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I love Sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Can anybody give a shit that we're back?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Does anybody care anymore?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Does he might care? We're back?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Blake's over at his brand, brand new house. I see
that new backdrop, thanks man, Yeah, yeah, dude, sick set up.
I went and did a little tour.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The other morning.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's a sick path.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Very modern, right there?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah? Oh that's modern chic, your favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm trying to be modern and I'm trying to be chic,
and that's kind of why I'm wearing the Google glass.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
This is for Shekness didn't just die?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I feel like everybody's dropping like flies lately. So I'll
just say, yes, we're.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Already getting called out for Bob Barker said, We said,
Bob Barker, man, when will it stop? I feel like
every person we talk about it's true, it's you. We
talked about Steve Harvey a lot. If Steve Harvey dies
within the next month, if he dies within the next month,
we quit the point. We have to uhicide together. We
(01:52):
have to take a hiatus. Yeah, we have to take Okay, yeah,
we'll do with the hiatus thing pact that I was playing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I would just rather start with a hiatus and then
see what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But we know you would, mister hiatus.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, love me my brain.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
We offer ourselves, but we turn on again later. That's it, Okay,
just a little hi.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, yeah, so not so we are being clear. No
mass suicide, No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, I'm just one at a time. We'll do it
one at a time.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Be too funny, it would be too Funny'd.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Be too funny. The new medicine that I'm getting on.
The doctor told.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Me, speaking of brushes with death.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You already odd on your pills, you know it just
it wasn't working. I've been I had an epidural yesterday.
Get on.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So, so this is like what my wife had when
she gave birth.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, a lot of mothers do an epidural birth.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
People sorr.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah. So I had the hip surgery last week and
then and then I, uh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, Kyle.
Were you did you get aboard with the mass suicide
or or no?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No circle back.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I was wondering what one of us said, but I
didn't catch it. And then I was just making a face.
So okay, I was just smiling and making a goofy
face and threw.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Me dude, it's still funny.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
A sorry about So I had the hip surgery last
week and then that didn't stop any of the pain
that's happening in my body. So they are pretty bummed
about it. And then I at the DURL yesterday and
they were like, this guarantee you, we're giving you a
nerve block. The nerve pain will be gone, it has
to be gone, but also your back will be gone.
(03:34):
And then they gave that to me. It didn't go
away even a little bit. In fact, it maybe was
worse yesterday what wait, yeah, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Talked, well because you got like torn tissue. Is that
what you're feeling now or what?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't Well, I'm having spasms like all the way
down into my legs and into my toes on my
left side.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Like the stinky legs.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Thank you, the stanky he has the stinky sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The stanky legs, thank you. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's a stanky leg that I cannot control. So I'll
just be cooking eggs in the morning and just starts tanking.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Baby, are you doing the hump? Like what are we
talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Uh know? It like wakes me up in the middle
of so I'm like not sleeping to the.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Night like a dog that has a dream where it's running.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm exactly like a dog.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We laugh, we laugh and we cry.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
We laugh, but I'm sure you're living in a nightmare.
We laugh. So I'm gonna be on this new medication
that they're like, just give.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
This to dogs that are having.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
They're like, just so you're aware this might produce suicidal
thoughts and sitting there, be careful of the Yeah. I
just got off the phone with him and he's like,
be careful of the suicidal thoughts and know that it's
the medicine. Uh so just make sure you're are you
with your wife when you start the medication? And no,
(04:55):
she's in Louisiana?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is that supposed to help?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I want to be home all alone. Started this medication
and I started tonight. So do you guys want to
give me a little jingle jangle later?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
And the way you started off the podcast was asking
for a mass suicide.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You need to I'm just saying I thought Kyle suggested it.
I thought Kyle suggested Bill Blade.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Did not.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You heard suicide?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I do.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I thought we were all on the same page suicide
if Steve Harvey, because then we're there.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I don't. If Steve Harvey were to die, then we're
the problem.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Well yeah, but it's still there's still some factors of fate.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
In there there there all right, Yeah, all right, not.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Fair, that's all good, Adam. Yeah, I'll be facetiming you.
Sure I can FaceTime?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, yeah, you need us to take session. I don't
even know if I need the whole face time. I mean,
it could just be a quick text yeah, don't want it?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Or do?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Or do I would love that or do you know Okay, okay, wait,
this is life or death and you still won't answer
our calls?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What the fuck a little bit? Yeah? Yeah, come on answer.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Well, I don't know if you if it's a lot
to FaceTime someone and then you got to be like,
you know, fifty to twenty minutes they catch up and
you know, yeah, I mean, Durs knows I've never talked
with him on the phone once, so he knows.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What do you mean, Yeah, bad reception? What do you mean,
what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Wait, have you guys? You guys haven't talked on the
phone or is this something that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
No, I think we did.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
We don't regularly talk on the phone, but like.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No, I think the last time I called DRS and
talked with him, I remember it being the beginning of
the pandemic and just being like crazy, right, check hey,
check it in. Hey, how you and your family during
this global pandemic?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Adam called and I just go what.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It was like what? Yeah, he kept saying, don't be
a bit about it. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well it's weird that you got that medicine that says
like suicide because I did want to take this time
to have this episode be the flowers to Adam episode.
But I guess we can. We can nip that out
of the bud.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh please do, man, I'm already.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Take them back.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
That's it's a major early take back right there. You
have no flowers for your brother.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, it is. It is scary because if they can't
find the cause of it, then they start looking at
like do I have MS? Do I have ALS?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I have cause of.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Lou Garrick's disease? And all this all the real scary.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Because of wait, really, Adam, is that like brain scams
and stuff? What is that? Well?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I mean, we don't have to go there if you
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Dude, I don't even fucking know. It'd be a neurological
disease that they sort of have to like count everything
else out before they will say that, Okay, you only
have two to five years left to live, right what
you've been googling?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And we spent three of those years seeing if this
was the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Seeing if this was the thing, not giving you pain
medication because they don't want you to be addicted. Way, Yeah,
but you know, fingers fingers crossed that it's not that stuff,
and we find it's the cause of the diary.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Assume, yes, we want the cause of the diary.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
The doctor goes, I don't know if I just said that,
but he goes, this is a very perplexing case.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You don't want to hear that.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The last thing you want to hear a doctor and say.
He's like hmm, He's like, the nerve block really should
have worked. That works like ninety eight percent of the time.
It's very abnormal for it not to work.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm like, well, you're telling me you're a two percenter.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I guess, Oh, yeah, well seven and a half inches milk.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
How long is that needle?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, I didn't see it was you want to see it.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Super duper long. It's like nine inches long. That long?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's not that long?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah to Adam, I guess that's not that long. That's
a pretty long needle long gold to me.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, it's a regular size.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's like a regular nine in a quarter inch needle.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What's the big deal?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, well, nine inches that's psycho. That's the size of
my what's that the size of the sub boy sandwich?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Come on, man, that'd be.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Six well moving on from Adam dying.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I think it is really really
long and I got two shots and uh, I was
awake for it. They just did like local anesthetic. But
the guy who was in the clinic next to me
was going under and these the nurses were like kind
of calling him a bitch. They're like, you know, like
you don't have to go fully under this bro's arks
(09:29):
and it's under to receive the shop received the epidural.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
The nurses were calling the guy a bitch. From your room.
This is Orange County nurses who are like, did.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You see this fucking guy?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, they're like, you don't my god, I was in
I was in bev Hills for this. This is a
Beverly Hills nurse.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay, these are Beverly Hills nurses that are like.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Oh my god, did you see that bit?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
As they were talking, the curtain was was closed.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
The curtain doesn't block sound, Adam. She can't just start
talking ship with the curtain clothes. That's what my parents
used to do.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
So I didn't see the guy and he was like
I'm not uh, I'm gonna be put under and she's like,
you know, it's it's very doable and you could drive
home and still have like the rest of your day.
And he was like, nah, I don't trust it. I
want to be out.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
And this was the same procedure. Yeah, the same procedure
that you got. I mean, that's like me when I
go to the fucking dentist. I'm like, gas me up,
you know what I mean, Like, I don't want to
feel jack ship.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And they're like, sir, you don't have an appointment.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Was like, gasp me up. Let's go put the mask
on you.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I get a kid to the bathroom at least.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Then yeah, anything you got any free coffees or teas, sir,
you have to leave.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm gonna stick around. Gas me up.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
So the nurses are talking shit about the bro next
door just because the curtain is closed. That's kind of
fucked up, dude.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well I don't think they were talking shit, but they
were like, you know, it's very doable, and it sucked.
You know, it's a giant needle in your back, but
like feel.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Going through like bits and pieces of your flesh.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Just I don't want to feel like a local anesthetic
on it. So you're like numb.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But then once they're like comfortably.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
They're like trying to they there's a screen, there's a
monitor of your body, and they're like trying to find
the exact spot in between your spine to release the steroids.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And that's not the spot. I think you relieve something.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Something's real.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
When you're talking about putting that up there. I think
I would be so scared that I might move and
like the needle, oh sure, you know what I mean,
Like it would hit something and then I would tweak
it and then the needle would just do.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
They strap you down? No, I'm just laying on a table.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, you wouldn't move, Kyle. You're laying down.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Down.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
You can't move anybody, Kyle, don't move because then they
could they could like don't like freak out like I
was adjustine, like when it was paint. You know, you're.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, that's what I would be afraid of.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Kyle thinks he's too squirrel, but I wasn't like flinching
and then and then they hit the spinal cord and
now I'm paralyzed.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Well that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
That's why I think I would get like chicked out.
I think that would be that like that dude under
the behind the curtains.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You were the bitch that the nurses were making fun of.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, Like, I'm actually getting like anxiety just thinking about it,
like like it's it's tweaking me out a little bit
because that's a big fucking needle.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, it was. It was crazy, dude. I got the
epidural and then drove back from Beverly Hills down to
Orange County like I was. I was like, that's what
they told you. At least am I gonna be able
to drive? And they're like, yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Should be able to.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
And it was the first time I throw it for
it's my surgery.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
He was like, sure, you should renew your license at
some point, but go for it.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Brother.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I did my my wisdom teeth without going to sleep,
and it was kind of harsh because they really wait
really yeah. Yeah, they didn't put me down. They kind
of just they were like, yo, do you want to
stay awake? Do you want some You know there's bitches
that go.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
All the way under.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I was like, you're not a bit bro. I was
an asshole back then. I have switched since.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Right, was that in Beverly Hills?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, I think I was a bitch for that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They wouldn't cash you up, or what I got gassed
the fuck out, which we've covered.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, I think I got gassed the funk out too,
Yeah I did. I did for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
These are technical terms with throwing around, but for oh, we.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Got a chunker Blake's in the new crib doesn't have
to set up quite dial.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, sore we go.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh this is our new weekly runner, Blake's WiFi. Blake's
a chunkin.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh boy, Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I was for sure put down for the wisdom teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You're put down. They brought you back. Yeah, yeah, they
brought me back a life. I mean, we talked about
how I woke up and said that my fly was open,
and my parents were like what, oh, yeah, I was joking.
It was like a Seinfeld joke and yeah, oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yes, so that as if they molested you on the
table that Lario's bit, and my mom's.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like, uh what, I'm like, just kidding, I'm joking that
really funny bit.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Did I tell you guys when I got my arm,
when I went under for my arm surgery, when I
came out, I fucking tried to like punch the nurse
and they had to hold me down and.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Like, yes, you spit at her, right, I.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Like was swinging at her and telling her to leave
me the fuck alone.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And this is the most Kyle story I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
But I thought, am I thinking of somebody else who
woke up in a hospital or like maybe they were
drunk they were spitting at the nurse. Wasn't that you?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
But I don't think I was spitting at her? But
I was probably putting on a performance.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
That was a different close friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Oh okay, you run with a tight crew Jersey.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, just lost live.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
But yeah, when I came out, I had no idea
what the fuck was going on, And I thought I
had been like kidnapped or something.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I think, And so it's weird.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I wonder what the difference is between different like going
You know, I've had a lot of anesthetic and I've
been under quite a bit, and every time it's like
it's it's different, right, because sometimes you're like it hits.
You're like real goofy and loopy and you're saying silly
shit and you're doing weird stuff and this last time
(15:13):
you spend paper for the hip. Yeah, I h I
had a bombs trap to myself, and I demanded some respect.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Right and you deserve it. Yeah. I think that it's
an art form, isn't it Like isn't that like an anesthesiologist,
like a job where your job is to, like.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Taylor get the perfect Yes.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yes, yes, they watch it and they twist the knobs
and stuff and they're like, okay, he's almost dead.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
It's basically a thereman, You're basically operating a theremon correctly,
it is.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, it's like very fluid.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, because this time I woke up and was just
I was like, oh, we're done, okay, and then I
got up and like sat there for like a half
hour and then got up and drove home.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, it's just like old hat. By the way, when
you woke up was on the four or five, You're like,
we're done.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I'm driving okay, loop it back, no doubt, dudes.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I got in visil line. I got it on right now.
But you can't tell.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Whoa really, I can't tell. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is it on the bottom because you're getting your Will
Farrell on? Or is it is.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
It on the top or it's the bottom, it's the bottom,
It's both.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I have it on both really, Oh yeah, I put
it on.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
When you put it back in, I can kind of
hear a different in your speech. Difference in your speech,
but I didn't notice that before. Is it just because
you just put it back in and it has to
settle or yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
I think I was slurping the spit back up, you know,
and I didn't quite get it on the back cap.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
So it was like yeah, yeah, yeah, well that's cool, dude.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, it was so fucking weird, dude.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
It's like hurt is it like because it's a it's
like racist. It's like a gradual thing that like moves
your teeth right yep.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
And I have to wear rubber bands in them too.
I just haven't started doing that yet.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
But run budget, the bands make you dance or no,
the bands are gonna make me dance, baby, you know it.
But what are you going to look like by the end?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Well, hopefully my bottom grill gets a little straightened out.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
But it's like I like this, Kyle.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
It's not for aesthetic. It's for it's because it's like
a lot of plaque build up. It's not good medically,
I guess. So they're like your teeth are all crowding.
We need to separate them a little bit. You got
no gaps.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, and you also don't want your teeth all folding
in on top of each other. And you know that's
a bad, bad look.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I don't want your teeth doing that.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
That's what I got one down here. That's like I
was like, can you just ditch that one? Like, and
I don't even have to wear in business?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Very common, Yeah, just just ditch you tooth.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But medically not good, medically probably not the best.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah, because I want I'm happy for you, dude. You
recently lost like fifty pounds. You you're getting your teeth
figured out, your your eyes have straightened right out. You're
really coming together.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Man.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
This is the year of Kyle.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
This is like that show The Swan.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Dude, I got my eyes. I got my eyes checked
the other day, twenty twenty vision straight up?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
What? What were they? Are you having a glow up?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
He's for sure having an ultimate glow up.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
I'm having a late glow up. I'm having a I'm
having a midlife glow up. Yeah, that's what's happening right now.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Are you like Benjoning? Benjamin buttoning? Because it's like you're
going from like kind of this thing to this bang. Wow,
I don't know you have from a thing to a
thing that's what to a thang for sure?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I guess. I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm just you know, something shining on me, you know
what I mean? What can I say? Something shining?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah? I like it, Kyle. You know, I watched a
couple episodes of We're Coollics last night just because I was,
you know, thinking like if we do a group suicide, like.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Which episodes are we going to be watching in costume?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
In costume, like maybe we could reenact something fun before
we drink the kool aid or something.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
And I'm actually, you're swaying me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm trying to remember the show I was.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I was like, man, Kyle, you had a kind of
a cool dirty look on the show. I liked Carl
on the show When you had like the dyed hair
and you you were all like skinny and.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
The blonde hair. It was very sexual for me.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Addressing a pirate for one episode, Yeah, it was. You
had a cool vibe.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
With the eyeliner. Yeah yeah, yeah, those eyes they peer
right into your soul. Thanks.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
That was like, you know, we were becoming real actors
at that point.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
The Pirate was season one. That was like we were
rapping our last season.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Speak to that, Kyle, will you speak to that? Happy?
I do remember listening to podcasts where people say, speak
to that.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I do remember directing Chris Parnell fucking Michelle Obama? Uh, impersonator, impersonator.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, thanks for clarifying.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Wow, Barack Obama impersonator watched Egypt.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Thanks for clarifying that.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Jersey.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
We didn't want anyone to think, right, partner was fucking
Michelle Obama.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
No slander over here, baby, Okay, we're we're alleged and clear,
you know. And I was wearing that costume and it
was just a I remember being like, what the fuck
is actually going on?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Right? And it was in my bedroom that I was
going to sleep in that night.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
God bless America. Remember that dude. I had like a
nice little career going. I mean he still does doing them, uh,
the Baraque impression because he was like everywhere.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, he's great.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I actually watched Wolves of Rancho last night where we
go to the Rancho and that I directed that episode
and the photos of me directing that episode, like with
slicked back hair, in that dumb suit that we.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Had, And these photos are up at the DGN.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
It looks like I got dressed up for my big
week of directing. Like that's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Sometimes I wish I was that kind of a director
that like dressed up.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
But didn't you Who do I know?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Well, Paul fig does that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I thought you wore like a blazer or something like that. Yeah,
PAULI who me? No? No, no, I thought Kyle did.
Like first week, he like wore something fancy and we
were all like, what the fuck are you doing? And
then you're like, all right, I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I don't see that for Kyle. Remember when we would
go to like general meetings when Workholics was first taken.
It was like before the show had even aired, but there.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Was always a button up.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Maybe that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
There was, there was a buzz.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It was, it was it was all about the buttons.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I'd have to talk to Kyle about having his armpit hair.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Out right, wearing sleeves.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, and be like Kyle, we're gonna go meet the
vice president at MGM or whatever. Let's throw on something
where your armpit hair is, and I remember you. We
got in like a true argument about it, like if
they don't, if they don't respect me like this, then
they just don't respect me.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
And I'm like, it's just yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
You're a kid and your nipples hanging out.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You know. It's just it's my way of saying, I'm
not playing your game. Okay, But yeah, I think you're
both right. I think it's it's a it's a thin line.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
You could dress like yourself, but you do it has
to be the nicer version. When you go to those
kind of meetings, you don't you know, you don't come
covered in paint, oudam.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I kind of think the combo that we that I
settled on.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Was like, you don't go covered in paint? Is that
what you said?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah? I mean Kyle was always covered in oil or
paint or shit.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Right, yeah, yeah, right, right, working on the car outside.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Just tree sap.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, it's just dirty. Some digging a hole in the
backyard for no reason. I don't know what this guy's.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Up to, And since Blake's not here, I'll just say yeah,
and his dick is out, thank you, thanks.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
But I do remember it ended up being like tank
top with button up over it, so then I could
button up before the meeting.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, that was like the uh a little compromise that
that we came to. I remember, truly, we were standing,
we were leaving. It was one of our first meetings.
I think it was MGM, and it was one.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Of our first big meetings.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yes, there's got an argument with a woman who is
now a high level executive elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh really? Oh well yeah did yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Wait, you remember this?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Wow? Yeah, I remember?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
All okay, yeah, keep going, because what.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Was the conversation about about being in New check?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, about him dressing properly, and then we got a
little feisty with each other and then you got it
and then you're like, fine, I'm gonna wear this shirt,
and I'm like, great, I would love that.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah right, I like that.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Meanwhile I'm just dressed in a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And then what was the fight in the meaning about
I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Remember you had exactly you had like beef with that
what she had said something and you took offence to it.
And then it was like a real awkward moment of
you being of you, you know, planting planting your your flag.
I I can't remember exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But you you you remember.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I mean, I don't want to say that woman's name,
but she's a big executive elsewhere. Yes, I bet I
bet Blake would remember.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, wild Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I have no memory of any of these, not.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
A lot of those.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Meaning ever, well there's they kind of all run together
in a way.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Well, there was a lot of chapters.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, I only remember the first few that we went on.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
The only meeting I remember getting in a fight with
was somebody at Paramount when I was pitching this summer
camp slasher or two, and she was like, is it
r rated? And I was like, well yeah, and she's like,
put like on the kids, like thirteen and fourteen, and
I was like yes, and then she just goes adults
who go to rating movies don't want to watch movies
about kids, and I was like, I don't know if
(24:31):
that's true, and she was like, I've been marketing for
fifteen years. I think I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Wow, I leave for a second. Duors is on a
hater raide or what.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, regardless, shut.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
The fuck up and listen, Soul, just keep coming in.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I hate, don't come after me. I held your fucking
torch while you were gone and talked about Dix for you.
She was like, adults don't watch movies about kids. And
I was like, what are you basing this on? And
she was like my twenty years in marketing and I
was like okay, but like sure, and then within twelve
months strange things came out. And then it came out
(25:07):
and I was like, well I could have made those,
but uh, okay, that shit, it's weird. So that was
the one. That was the one meeting I remember getting
in a fight with somebody being like I don't I
got to push back on that. I don't think that's true,
and I guess I was wrong. Jki there, Blake, what yeah?
What meeting? Did we get in a fight? Blake? Where
(25:28):
you where you were there? And somebody said something and
I planted my flag.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I want to say that it was it was an
early meeting. We told a story about how Kyle and
me got in a little argument going to one of
our first meetings because he was wearing his tidy tank
top and it's like hair was hanging out and it's
like nipple was flopping off the side, and I was like, and.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
For some reason, Adam had a problem with that.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I was just like, dude, put on like a shirt,
at least cover up your nipples. And then we got
in a little argument.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I wait, I do remember telling him to cover his Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I was like, at least the nipples, just cover them up,
because the whole goal of these meetings is they look
at you and go, here's someone that I can trust
thirty million dollars to go make it correct. And Kyle
had the Carl Venice Beach. Yeah, that exact shirt. You
know exactly what shirt. Well, he only had one takes
(26:21):
the exact meeting we were going to, but it was
one of the early meetings, and we were going to
like I want to say, MGM and meeting with this
uh female executive and her and she was pregnant, and
I don't know, I don't remember exactly what the beef was.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh, that's I remember now. I was like, that's not okay, okay,
I remember, Yeah, flipped out just because it's not cool.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah, wait a minute, Yeah, I was like, weird position
of power.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
How are you in an office pregnant at the same time,
Who's really making the decisions? Said, I'm not leaving here
before you do tempo. Yeah, okay, so she was pregnant
and you kicked her.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I can't remember what the fight was about. I remember
just being like super duper awkward.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I don't know. Remember I've been in I sort of do.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
I I mean, durs isn't willing to make things awkward
if he feels strongly about something.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's I've been in play of what.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I like to make people explain things when they say
stuff and I go, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I just go, Okay. I don't let people just say
like blanket statements about stuff, like someone going adults don't
like to watch movies about children. I go, what are you?
What are you talking about? Harry Potter? Baby?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
And you have to be that way. You've got to
be you man, you gotta do that.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I could.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
And by the way, I'm not saying because I go,
I go, you're wrong, I go, you feel that way
based on what like sell me on that I would
love to be. I would love to understand the same
thing that you're saying the way that you understand it,
because from where I'm sitting.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It's like it's android curiosity.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, he's a robot.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Wait, but you are now claiming that you will admit
that you are wrong. Do you think you're good at that?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I didn't say that I admitting that I'm wrong. I
admit when I'm wrong, but I.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Also but but I'm not wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
No, no, no, But I'm to clear the air. I'll admit
what I'm wrong, but I also won't be like, my
opinion is wrong if I get like something factually incorrect. Sure, yes,
because if I if I disagree with something based on
my opinion, I'm not going to change my opinion until
I'm educated in a way where I go, oh, my
(28:46):
my opinion is now shifting to something else.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Right, you will understand that, and you are. You are
good when you're when it's like a story thing and
you're pitching ideas, you can you can be sold on
someone else's idea. You're not like stuck in your ways
like that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
But there's this a very opinionated person as well, which
is kind of crazy. So that's another factor in this issue.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I think my opinionatedness comes from my dumb brain not
understanding where other people are coming from and how they
got there. And so I stop them and go I
need you to explain that.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I'm about Please explain the nuance to me. Please explain
the nuance because I'm not there, or like, what's up?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
How did you get there? I don't know. I don't
know what you're talking about. I don't a.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Fucking idiot, you dumb, pregnant kunt.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Whoa hang on a second, Adam just played a recording
from the meeting. Where did you get that? Allegedly? How
did you get that disaster?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
My god, my.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
God, that's the side effect that's got to be. That's
the bill.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
That's the bill's talking. Jesus.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
By the way, the fact that you the fact that
you put the whole thing in the context of the
executive was a pregnant woman, which has nothing to do
with anything except for the fact that that's who it was.
That's well, but you're putting now it seems like you're
Adam Love's children. Though, so he was like he clocked that.
He's like, oh, another child in the world.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Well, it's you know, it's just an identifier. It's how
you But.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It makes it seem like that's pertinent to the story.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Now.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I just said that because it's funny.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I think. I was like, really, you're gonna have at
home birth. You're a fucking idiot. Here's what I would do.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
But that was just Adam trying to jog your memory, right,
That wasn't That wasn't to the story.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
He's just taking a little jog around the lake.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't see gender or pregnancy executives or executives to me.
Whoa I like to go into meetings like this.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
That's That's what I'm talking about. I don't pay attention
to me.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yes, every student.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
First, I'm just trying to wear my top and let
my pitt sweat. Dude, that's it.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So this is the R rated movie for grown ups
about kids with me. You're not I'm too stupid andunderstand
why you wouldn't be talked to me.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Just gives him a voice modulator and he says, talk
through this, and I'm gonna cover my eyes just.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Like, okay, watching movies with kids.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay, I said that, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
that you got kids in you one Actually it's twins ohnang. Yeah, gosh,
sorry about it. Yeah, push pushback. I like little little pushbacks. Fine,
a little pushback.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, exactly. It's good healthy discussion.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Because have you ever have you ever just been in
a room where someone says something and you watch everyone go.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Mm hm, like that was the perfect and.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
You're like, yeah, that's usually that's usually what I do.
I would say for the ninety five person, yeah, yeah,
you talked shit in the ride home.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
I think I pick and choose my battles, like I
can definitely like figure out which ones I want to
just let slide and which ones I gotta be like, hold.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Up, what was that?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh? I don't even categorize these things as battles. What
is your misunderstandings?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, I see that.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I do, like, well that's fair. That's actually you can
breakdowns and communication.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
That's huge.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Well yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
It is interesting because some some people get offended when
their opinion or their.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Idea is challenged, and that shouldn't be how it is.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You should and that's what's crazy to make. No, that's
like somebody was like telling me their friends their friend
created a show or no. They were like, hey, are
you watching this show? And I was like, oh, we
watched a couple episodes. It drove me crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I hated it.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
And she was like, oh, my friend created it, And
I go, oh, yeah, it's a fucking mass and she's like,
I just told you my friend created it. I go,
I know, but like that's not I'm not going to
tell you. Oh no it was.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Actually that's actually pretty good, Like, oh, this macaroni tastes
like fucking shit.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
It's my family's secret recipe. It's generally that was.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
The lasting my grandmother made before she passed away.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
That's her potato salad.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
But then she was like, would you like it if
I started shitting on like one of your friends projects
that was? And I was like, is it was it bad?
Is it your opinion that you didn't like it? Then
that's fine. It doesn't not gonna offend me. Like yeah,
I don't know where you could like.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
But would you do that if it was that person's show?
Would you go, I think it's bad. I don't like
it to if they are the ones that didn't, No, But.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I've always wanted to have conversations with people to be like,
we can agree this missed the mark, like where do
you think it happened?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
But that I think that that's for them to bring
up if they were to.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah, sure, But also sometimes, you know, I mean, people
have strong views about think projects that we've done, and
sometimes you're like, I stand by the decisions that we've made.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh yeah, again, I'll go, why do you think it
was bad? And then they'll go this, and I go,
and I might go, you're right, that's the worst it.
I like all the other stuff, and I think that
that outweighs it though for me, you know, like yeah,
but it's to take it personally like that when it's
just kind of a I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
It was so hard not to though.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, some people are just bitches. Some people have to
go under to get an epidural. You know, people are
just bitches, dude.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
I remember when I found out that my uncle, who like,
we watched movies like a lot growing up and talked
about movies like that's what we did at family functions.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
We get an industry wrack.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Go ahead, your uncle Spielberger, nepo baby no no, no,
uncle swim coach man.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Oh you get you got to watch movies as a kid,
No wonder, you're a fucking director.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
But I heard I talked to him and he was like,
uh yeah, yeah, yeah, game over man. Yeah, And that
was like a Thanksgiving and it was like, oh, he
didn't really want to talk about it, and I was like, Okay,
I'll go talk over here. Then I find out that
my mom was like, my mom told me later, like,
your uncle turned that movie off, didn't finish it.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh what part? What?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
What did it? The butthole?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Adam's gone about it.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I think it was.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I really think it was the butthole. I think it
was the butthole into the Dog.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
I think is really where I was like, I'm not
even I'm not even going to try this anymore.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Well, admittedly, that movie isn't I understand, isn't funny?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Good?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
No, I think it's super funny, and I think it's
I really like the movie. But I understand how that
it would be off put in for some people if
that's not their sensibility.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I totally get it. This guy is like, he's religious.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
He's kind of been more conservative as he as he
grows up, you know, and as he became older and
became an elder.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
So it's like, oh god, and he hates that this
was making him laugh. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah, Sinville, it could be the truth is a guy
who's like Cheach and Chong rules, you know, so it's like,
what's up?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
But I remember that scene in Cheech and Chong up
in Smoke where they had one man eat another man's
ass at gunpoint.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, delete very funny.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yeah, I feel like it's apples and apples. Yeah, they
had the exact same.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
After the credits. If you keep watching Up in Smoke,
they have this cool scene.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Rapes a bongload out of Chong's asshole.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
So it's a felch. Yeah, a felch. It's really good.
Yea sucks a blade. What is that?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
What do they call that?
Speaker 2 (36:24):
He uses buttthole as a bong.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Bottle in the water or gravity bomb gravity gravity bombed
out of his asshole. He does a cartwheel and then
he slurps it.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's really good. I mean, hey, we stand on their shoulder,
different time, just different times.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
I'm like a little worried about the live show because
so many people like family members of mine, Like I
have like fifty people coming to between like Omaha and
Kansas City. I have like one hundred people that are like,
we're coming, and I'm like, I don't know if they
listen to the podcast. Like some of these are like
my aunts and uncles and their friends, and they're like,
you know, they're in their fifties and sixties, and I'm like,
(37:07):
I don't know if they're listening to the pipes. I'm like,
just so you're aware, this isn't like a stand up
show where this is curated material that I've done, you know,
for years, and I've developed it. This is us sitting
talking and it'll probably devolve into porno and buttholes. Of
the time, it's porno and buttholes. And they're like, it'll
be fine.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Niles, do it live.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Everybody's got a butthole.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Well.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Well, Also, I was talking to our buddy Scooby from
Community College and he says he's coming to the Arizona
show with his twelve year old.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
I'm like, wait, well there is They're not a there's
not an age limit on some of.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
This, so wait, really I did. I would not have
guessed that twelve year old.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's an all ages what isaaiding with? My parents want
to come to Chicago and bring my Mom's like I
want to bring my old stewardess buddy and her and
her husband.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Well, they've seen it.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
These are all people in their seventies and maybe eighties
very much. I go, okay, mom, if you want to
bring them and just listen to us talk about I
literally say the same thing, talk about Buttholes for an hour.
That's up to you.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Yeah, but it gets worse. You kind of have to
say to these people, it's worse, it gets worse. Buttholes
is like the fucking edge.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, that's the entry point.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Then you be like, because you kind of have to
say to these people, you have to look at them
in the eye.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Butacle says, the entry point is the name of this EPI, Buttholes.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Buttholes is the entry point. And then we dive. Then
we go deep butt.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Yeah, the deep, and then we go in to come
and it's like, fucking it's crazy, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
It's like you have to kind of say, like, Butthole
nipples and.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Com we get to come play. People like it, So
come on out to Boston. Essentially, Medford, Massachusetts is sold out.
Sorry you snooze, you lose.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Did it sell out?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, we're like right there. And then Chicago, we still
got some tickets. Come out. That's the first big weekend
Boston and Chicago.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Chicago land fucking show out.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Let's go, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
I think the bottom Bowl has sold out and then
now it's a it's a big theater, Chicago's like four
thousand seats or something crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Sam Sun, And did we said, did we mention that
we're having the entire cast of The Bear joining us
in Chicago? Yeah, we didn't mention that we did, and
we shouldn't because they are and we shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Oh dude, let it whoa Yeah, don't ruin that. What
are you doing? Don't do this?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
He did it?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
The guy from the Bear?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
What about him?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
What's his name?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Jesse Plemmons? No, no, Jeremy Allen White, right, Jesse Michael Plemons.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Suddenly he like I think he like just got a
divorce and and is now uh just a lot of
TMZ photos of him running shirtless. I'm like, this guy
is sending it right now.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Okay, I'm happy form don't gonna send it, don't care
of course, dude, he's having his fucking moment.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah, Like, are you jealous because he's kind of stealing
your look? What he's kind of stealing? What is it?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
How is he stealing my? Look at tank top? And
it like sleepier eyes, skinny white guy.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
He doesn't have long hair. That's why keeps the long hair.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, but he has a shaggy he has a shag No.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
But he looks like a young teenage wrestler. He's kind
of got the like he's a little guy, right dude.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Speaking of which, he has that wrestling movie with zach
Efron coming out that's about to be fucking sick. I
think I think they're gonna kill it.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, yeah, I hope that is good.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Who's it about? It's about early family?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I should know their name.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
It's like a very famous like w c W or
n W, A like wrestling family like the Van Dorens or.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Right, not that, not that, but it does sound right.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
That does sound right? Van dorn I think is sunglasses
in my trip.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
That's on Zipper.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
That's on Zipper.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I think Van dorn is Van dorn Is quiz show
Vans no Vans.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I wish a producer.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yes, it is it Vans Vans van dor Yeah, Von Eric, Yeah, Eric,
Eric van Vans, Von Eric.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Van do Vans off the wall, sixty six Dutch, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Von Dutch is the Sun Von Eric Wrestling. Yeah, which
I don't know a lot about that wrestling family. I
think it was a little bit before my time.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
But it was like, that's like pre ww F right,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I think it's kind of like tickling around like four horsemen.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Maybe I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
I don't know. I thought it was like the Traveling
Who's directing it?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Who's directing it? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
But all I know is their looks look amazing. I
would have loved to be cast in that movie.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
You're hot, muscles, Well, you have to cut your fucking hair, bro,
I could cut it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You gotta cut your hair, dude, I know. But but
who's it comes down? And who's directing it? Who's directing it?
Because their looks aren't gonna save the movie.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
I think it's gonna be good movie. A guy named
Sean Durkin, who I'm not familiar with. I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
There's been a lot of look movies that have fallen
flat and not delivered on like the stills that get
released told.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah, but Jeremy and Zach Effron, he's like a sneaky,
really good actor. It's justn't even sneaky. He's a really
good actor. When Zach puts his mind to it, he's
a fucking killer.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
What's your favorite Zach performance?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
So? I was just wondering, what was the one that
the room when he was in the room, But it's
not the room. What's the Seth Rogan movie where they
remade the room?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
The Disaster Artist. Yeah, he's a really tiny part in that.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Who's he playing that? That's Dave Franco?
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yeah, but it was fucking no Zach. That was Zach
Effron playing Dave Frank doing the guy.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Wait, who was he?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I don't remember him in that movie. I like that
movie a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
He was good in The Ted Bundy Uh, the Ted
Bundy Show or was that a movie?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
I think it's a movie.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, he was No, that was a movie. He played
Ted Bundy in the movie.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, grated that he did good. He's good.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, Zach's a good actor. And Mike and Dave is
one of his best movies ever. Are you kidding me?
That ship rocks?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Well?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I can get behind that very funny and Mike good day.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Thank you for saying thank you for saying that's more
of a neighbors.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Who was he and the Disaster Artist? I'm still tripping
on this.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
He's like just this very small scene. I think he's like.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
He's the boom operator for a second. Dude, it's and
you believe it.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Lake picks like this scene where Zach has the absolute
smallest role. Uh, dude, that's all I need. He was
playing zac Efron and he was like natural.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
No, that's all I need. I'm like a casting director.
I see those scenes and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
No, Zak's zach'sa a good actor. And I think that movie, Uh,
I don't know this the director Sean Durkin, but I
hope it's I hope it's cool. I think it's gonna
be cool. And that Jeremy Allen white guy, he's he's
got a ton of heat on him. So at least
they're positioning that. You would think his agents would position
him to do something at a high level at this
point coming off that show, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, you think so, but then you you never that's true.
I do like when he's a the Bear, he's like
in the alley, like squatting down, bent over smoking and
talking to.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
People smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Really, like that's a move. I don't know if I
would do a movie and they and I squat down
to smoke. They'd be like, you should stand up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
For me, they'd be like, it looks like your knees
are hurting.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Yeah, that would be a hard that's a hard That's
a hard discussion for the monitors too, when you're at
the monitors just watching them wobble and you're.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Kind of really looks like he's in a lot of pain.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yea, but he wants it.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
He told me that he came on the trailer and
he was like, dude, I got an idea for the seat.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I'm going to do a cool Jeremy Allen White Crouch.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I please stand up.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
You look like you're taking a ship in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
When we're on the road, we're gonna all take a
bunch of the Instagram reels of a smoking cigarettes as
best as we can.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
It's kind of look great.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Like in white T shirts.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, I'm going to smoke my first cigarette in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Dude, I gotta get those herbal I gotta get the
herbal ones.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
When we get to Chicago, are you are we going
we're going to day early? Are you guys coming over
to my parents' house or what? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:08):
This is gonna be my first time. I didn't get
to go the last time.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
We gotta go. We gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Can we broadcast from the house? Can we do those?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I mean we're in Chicago to do a podcast? Wait?
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Can we do like a Can we do a ghost
hunter where we like scan your house for a ghosts
and spirits?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Because I bet there's a time. Yeah, but if you
end up throwing a net over my dad, not okay on.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Translucive, my bad, Phil, Your dad looks like slimer bro.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
He might get in the three point stands out of
just like memory.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
The Iron Claw is the movie of the zac Efron
Jeremy Allen White. Oh yeah, that's about to pop off, dude,
The Iron Claw. Yeah, that seems cool. Absolutely, I'd love
to come to the home residence, check out the hood.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I'm gonna go. Hey, if we can just gallivants around Evanston,
I'll take in my old food spots.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Yes, yes, what Wieners Circle? What's the best hot dog
in Chicago?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
That noise?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Oh it's Mustards last stud and right are we going there?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Mustards? Right by me? Are we fucking going there? Dude?
Everybody gets a shirt you guys actually have a picture
up in there. Really it's me and you guys.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Oh wow, we gotta we gotta make it appearance. Will
that get us a free cheese dog?
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
You could just buy Hey that's me up there, all right?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Uh that's eleven. Hey man, I'll take a free maybe.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Maybe this is what we do. Uh we eat a
lot on the live show for in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
We eat it.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
We get a mountain of hot dogs and we just
eat on microphone.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
There's a door dash.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
I think that we should have food there for the shows.
I'm gonna be hungry.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I want to giro play.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
There's gonna be door dashes interrupting the show the whole time.
Let's order one hundred door dashs and then every door
dash that come, why sixty nine we interview.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
They waved them through all the way to the front,
come all the way down and yeah, pizza. I kind
of like that.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
It just the way. And if we do that, we
have to overtip.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Oh we do.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
We have to twenty and a T shirt and some hot, hot,
hot hot.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
When did it go from like do you want to
be a cheapskittting to seventeen percent. Do you want to
do twenty four, twenty nine or thirty six? And you're like, yeah,
aren't I already paying like fifteen dollars extra just for delivery?
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Those buttons are flagrant. Yeah, the credit card, it's like,
what's up?
Speaker 3 (47:36):
It's so crazy. Like I got a salad. I was
home alone and I literally ordered a salad. You wait, salad, bitch, dude,
I know.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Dude, good for you, adam.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, see, and.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
So I ordered it. It was fifty six dollars because
I door dashed it. Oh my godeth it, and it
was just all the up chart. It was like a regular.
It was like a twenty dollars salad. And then with
all these extra FeAs and bullshit it and then and
then I tip, well.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Because what is it?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
There's already a delivery feed.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, when there's a fucking tip fee.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
And then there's also if you don't want him to
take longer fee like expedited delivery fee.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh and I do that every time. I'm such a sucker,
even though it's like five minutes, I paid.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Negligible.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
I don't do that, but I have I am very,
very angry when it's like, yeah, we're preparing your order,
we got it, and then it's like, uh is making it?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
And I'm like, where's the Fu's he going?
Speaker 3 (48:27):
And then they drop someone else's meal off first they
like pass your house to go to another place because
they paid the three dollars.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Adams waiting out front with his hands on his hips hungry.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yeah, it's annoying. That frustrates me to the most. That
frustrates me to the most.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I have a hungry California sun bear.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Have you guys gotten left hanging by an app?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Like, yes, I have gotten hanging.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
A week ago. I go yo or whatever. I order
some wings right nice, there we go, and then he
goes it'll be there in an hour. And by the way,
it's like I'm home alone style parent, like I time
it perfectly, so like as soon as the kids go down,
my food shows up and I can have like my
night kids go down. It's not for your kids. I
(49:13):
thought this was goot, wife's out watching Barbie for the kids. No, no, no,
this is just for me. The kids already had like whatever,
their chicken nuggies and something. Yeah, that's good. And so
then like sitting there, and it goes, you got a
new driver, and I go, all right, whatever it takes.
And then fifteen more minutes goes by and it goes,
(49:34):
you got a new driver. It's not been an hour
and a half. And then at two hours it goes, hey,
they don't have something from your order. It's canceled.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
And I was like, no, I mean that's happened to
me a few times. It's so frustrated.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
So I go, I go into the app and I'm like, yo,
you guys just absolutely ruined my night. Now I'm eating
dinner from somewhere. It's somehow at like ten pm at night.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
I gave my I can't sleeping pills I ordered. I
gave them shots of whiskey.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I fucking knocked them out with some dimondap big mel
night over here. He ruined my night, but they did.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
I gave them Adams suicide pain meds.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
And so I go, They're like, we can offer you
ten dollars, well, you get your money back and you
get like a ten dollars to play with her whatever,
and I was like, I want fifty dollars or I'm
deleting this act.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
Good for you, okay, oh, good for you, for you
oh and they're like, I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Ten dollars is the mask can stop eating? And I go,
you have a shot right now to keep a customer
who will keep using door Dash or whatever the fuck
it was. This is over the phone. It's like yeah,
they're like, dude, can I this is like the text thing.
I go, you can get years of my money? Are
you texting? Like you have a shot right now?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
And by the way, you're texting someone in India. They're like,
we don't care.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
No, I'm not even texting a person. This is a machine.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
This is Ai, your voice, a robot. You can send
me a I go.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
You can either send me a fifty dollars reimbursement or
you can just lose so much money for the rest
of the existence of your company.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Right you know what pizza Order?
Speaker 1 (51:14):
And by the way, I was doubly fist because it
was an app I never used make Sure And uh,
my buddy's wife works for them, and she's her.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Company, and I told her she's a dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
You use like Uber eat pregnant bitch.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
And so then I go all right, like I'm gonna
move yours to the front of the line, I'll use
this one and then like on my second or third
order with them, I get stiffed.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Dude, see uh well, I mean I just talked about
this right before the pod, but I ordered Domino's last.
It was right after my surgery, Okay. I was like.
Chloe was like, what do you want me to do?
You want me to cook you something? And I never
get pizza, and I was just like, you know what,
I'm going to be a fat, little peaky get me
(52:00):
some pizza. I'm on pain pills. So we ordered Dominoes.
It doesn't come for two hours, and it says it's
gonna come.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Is this with an app? Is this using an app?
Or is this straight the app?
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (52:15):
But the Dominoes, Dude's okay, which you did or did
not have before? Like tonight that night? You you downloaded
the app that night.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I'm downloaded. No, Chloe loves Dominoes, so we got she
had the Dominoes app. So we get the Dominoes and
then I was like, you know what, Pizza Hut says
that it can be here in twenty minutes, So we
get Pizza Hut. The domino shows up five minutes before
the Pizza Hut, and so we just have a pizza
and I'm like, okay, it's a little taste test.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Dude, hands down.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
I've always been a Dominoes guy, and I just that's
what I kind of grew up on. Pizza Hut annihilated it.
It was hands down better. I don't know if it's
a better batch or what.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I think We've had this discussion right back in the.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
Day, go back episodes. I've been claiming Pizza Hut for
a long time.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
I've been a Domino's guy. I switch. I think that's
just what people order a thousand pizzas of, you know,
when you're like at a sporting event, They're like, we'll
get two hundred Domino's pizzas for these little monsters Dominoes.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
What was it? What was it that said it far
and above? Do you remember this is the very reason.
What was it that said it above?
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Dude? It was it was the crispy like but yeah,
it also was counter the Dominoes. It seems like it
was sat there for an hour before they decided to
drive it over here.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
The Dominoes. I think the Dominoes did.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, and it just was a much worse pizza.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
It was much worse, market markedly market worse. I agree.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
I always thought that Dominoes had like it was too salty.
I didn't think that. I think Pizza Hut was a
little lighter on salt, overt salt.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
I like Dominoes. They do. They do a good garlic
crust at Dominoes. But yeah, Dispatch and we got the
exact same pizza because we wanted so with the same tops, and.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Oh, that's good pizza.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Scientifically, that's good.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
There's a real taste test that we did that we
did and I'd say taste test of two welcome came
up on top.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
Last time we did this. You were a domino S
Blades a pizza. I believe. I was a guy. I
have also since had Papa John's and not been pleased
with it. I thought, Kyle, oh, no, Papa Murphy's and
that was a whole thing.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Well, that's that was a value rating. That was the
value system. And also I know what it is and
we didn't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
And by the way, I like Papa Murphy's too.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
It's Costco value taste everything. Costco pizza fucking.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Rocks, Kyle. It's weird you mention that because I just
got a card today. I I am officially a member
and I am loving it.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
You got a Costco, You got that nice, big, brand
new house, Dude, you got to fill it up with
some a bunch of paper.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, so many dice and fucking robot vacuums and.
Speaker 3 (55:18):
Yeah, like so many pizza rolls that you can't close
your freezer.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Yeah, dude, the freezer is a war zone of rolls.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Is this piece of that you cook.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Exactly?
Speaker 5 (55:31):
That's why I couldn't believe. I didn't mention it last
time when we were talking about value.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
But how do you get it? Is there a pickup window?
Do you have to go in and like not by
tires and you get the free pizza? Like it's basically hot,
it's ready.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
No, this is the thing.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
It's the it's it's the first stop when you come
into a Costco and it's the last stop when you
go out.
Speaker 3 (55:51):
They everything is thought out so well.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
So you have to go into a cost you have
to walk into a place.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
No, it's right before you go in.
Speaker 1 (55:59):
It's outside Costco, so you do have to drive somewhere,
so it's not the first thing inside.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Well, it's different. It's different in the first time.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
It's different.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
It's different. Sometimes it's outside that, sometimes it's inside.
Speaker 5 (56:10):
It's inside at Woodland Hills, I think, okay, that's the
outside one.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
I can't remember. Maybe something's inside.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
All right, it doesn't matter right how far outside it's
on your way.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I got a hot dog today with a soda for
a dollar fifty.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
And this hot dog was so big?
Speaker 1 (56:26):
How big was hot dog with a soda dollar fifty, ladies?
And it wasn't that big.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
It wasn't that big compared to some other things.
Speaker 4 (56:32):
But it was a pretty big hot dog for a
dollar fifty and with a soda.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Probably unlimited relish too.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Huh yep. Doesn't that scare you though?
Speaker 2 (56:39):
Unlimited relish?
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Okay, it doesn't scare me, durs.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
When something edible costs a dollar fifty, doesn't that scare you? No?
Speaker 3 (56:46):
No, because it's been that price forever. That's that's their
thing is. They don't raise the ri this is costco.
They're like Arizona iced teeth, like this is going to
be the prize.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
But then the guy raised the price on Arizona iced
tya recently, did he? Well?
Speaker 3 (56:59):
And I do think hot dogs went up twenty five cents.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I thought he was a dude.
Speaker 3 (57:03):
Well he tried, he was.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
He was like, the margins are getting crazy.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
And let's all say it together. Thank you, Joe Biden,
My god, sleepy Joe.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
We just want to see the lapps. Is that is
that his thing?
Speaker 3 (57:17):
I don't know something about laptop.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Oh, it's always on a laptop, man.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
I just want to see your porn hub searches. I
just want to see the pornhub searches.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, we want access to one website's key chain.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
It's Mia Khalifa all day, listen. Not. I don't need
to see the whole webs and the whole laptop. I
just need to see the porn hub search.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
Just the keychain for pornhub dot com.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Okay, hey, mom, dad, please come to every live show
so you can hear us talk about Joe Biden's pornhub.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Searches and come and come.
Speaker 3 (57:46):
Yes, it's you know, it's just like naked chicks washing cars,
like washing like a sixty nine Corvette.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah right, oh yeah, it's like that's what he looks up.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
It's bikini car wash all yeah, kid, and he's wearing
the aviators while he watches it.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
Speaking of politicians that are just too old. What's the
name of the dude who, uh, who keeps freezing up
in public during speeches this today.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
Dude's name is Mitch.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
Mccon Mitch McConnell. Yeah, he looks like a Star Wars character.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, mis McConnell keeps just They're like and Mitch, uh,
what are you gonna do, like after this press conference,
and he's just like it just fully freezes up six
I know.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
I think he had like a neurological issue. Oh, he
just froze again today today.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah, no, today, it was today.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
They were like, he froze and then it was like, hey, Mitch,
did you hear the question and he was like yes.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Dude, he was gone.
Speaker 5 (58:43):
He said yes, he said he heard the question. Yeah, always,
but he couldn't miss.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
Bro is making the most important fucking decisions, dude.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
It's so crazy. It's so crazy, dude. It's crazy that
there's I must get poly charge you were so charged
or placing such a premium on like youth right now.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Right, well, we need the youth, baby, where are the youth?
Speaker 3 (59:03):
Everybody's like, we need to get youth in there. You
need to get the youth in there. I just said that,
where's the fifty year old, where's the sixty year old?
It's everyone's eighty y Like, that's.
Speaker 5 (59:12):
Young in politics, that's youth compared to what's in office
right now.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
No, thirty five is youth. Thirty five like like John
Kennedy is was youth. He was like in his late thirties.
I didn't even have sex till I was thirty five.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Who's the governor of Florida DeSantis?
Speaker 4 (59:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
This is what I just found out the other day,
and my mind, guys, it exploded. A dude I went
to high school with, I was in like fraternity brothers
with DeSantis. I was like, wait a second, how old
is Ron DeSantis? He's like three years older than me. Yeah.
Wait really, well.
Speaker 3 (59:50):
You're city councilman dude at this point, I.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Know, but I'm like, I'm like, how is that possible?
He looks old as fuck?
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Well, and he also doesn't know how to smile. Do
you see that video of him like going like.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yes, very funny, But in his defense, neither do I.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Well that's the thing with both of these guys.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Okay, so you're saying he looks super old Mitch McConnell's
brain is melty. Why do politicians want to even be
in this position? Why would you want to be? How
old is Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Mitch?
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Like eighty and you have to make crazy decisions?
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
He's eighty one. You gotta walk away.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I mean, it does seem it takes a certain type
of person to want to be a politician.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
You're fucking drunk on power. You're yeah, you're going to
Epstein's Island. I don't know what the perks are, Bro, but.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Why would just to set the record straight.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Why wouldn't you just want to sit at home and
watch family fewd non stop, Like what the fun?
Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Yeah, and we're not giving anyone flowers because I don't
want to do the suicide pack that we all have.
These politicians are sick fucks. Is there any take back?
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Is that a take back?
Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Out?
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Take back?
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Somebody?
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Let me apologize to this person, this pregnant woman in
them eating at MGM, if there was some sort of misunderstanding,
I mean it clearly it could have been something. I mean,
Isaac put her in the chat and I've actually met
with her a bunch since then and it hasn't been weird.
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Okay, Well, now you're really out in you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
There's nothing out. There's nothing out if you get an
argument with somebody, but then you like see each other again.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
It wasn't an argument. It was just I remember it
being like a funny, weirders awkward moment where the rest
of us are just sitting there quietly as my shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I shoes, Yeah, I do wish. Adam was like, yeah,
you told this person to just shut up? He said, well,
that's not okay, that's okay, that's weird. I don't remember.
But if you say I did, I guess that's I
guess that's bad.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
No, it wasn't anything like that. It was just a classic.
Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Well I can't wait to get out of this goddamn
strike and then oh my god, picture again.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, go have more.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Let's get back to the table. Come on, let's get
back to the star.
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
I would love to be done with the strike. But
you know what, guys, since that we are on strike, yes,
since that, there will never be another time that we
are all off at the same time and can do
a live tour together.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
That's true. True. Our health is over tour.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was over before it started.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
This is really the only time I can see it
in the foreseeable future, like we won't be able to
go on this tour right if if we are not
on strike, because one of us will always be working somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
You know, it goes for sure, absolutely, Adam, you couldn't
have said it more correctly. One of us will be
working and we're rooting for you. Foul love it. We'd
love to see well.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
You guys work a ton to know I'm gonna be
doing this.
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Tom Mitch McConnell aged, Baby, I'm gonna be freezing up
on this tour.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
You better believe it, baby, And Blake, what do you
think about that?
Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Butthole?
Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Well, dude, I believe me. I would love to go
on all the time. But you know, Kyle's directing all
the time. You guys are all we're all doing all
kinds of shit. I think it's awesome that we're using
this time to go and go on tour toga others
of children.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I'm retired, bro, I'm about to retire. I'm about to
retire early, dude, and.
Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Perform in front of our parents and twelve year old children. Oh,
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Equally important, I just want to say this. Everybody listening
who who likes the podcast likes Workaholics, please don't watch
it right now, like, because I keep hearing about how
like Suits was the biggest show in the world the
last month and everybody watched it. Uh huh. They're getting
absolutely railed by not getting back end or anything. Okay,
(01:03:44):
so don't encourage your like twelve year olds to discover
the show. I do not want Workaholics to catch out
like wildfire and be the biggest show in the world. Now,
I greedy want that to happen. Greedy after the strike again.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
A few months when the strike ends, Yeah, then you okay,
fire it up.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Oh yeah, baby, let's get once.
Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
The strike ends, make a pledge to watch Workaholics over
and over and over again and buy.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
It or watch it now and then just in the future,
just put it, just put it on. Have it be
fun background.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yea tis yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
It shows to just have on suits because you could
just kind of pick in and uh and watch a
scene and be like, oh that's funny, and then and
then go but your day, Yeah, and it is funny.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
It was still funny.
Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
I believe it's the funniest television of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Adam watched nine episodes last night.
Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
I was high on painkillers watching watching Me and My Friends.
He goes from Entourage to Workaholics to Entourage. Dude, there's
some episodes I don't remember. There's like some episodes that
I'm like, I don't remember shooting that scene.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Even a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
And then the other memories that I'm like, oh, I
remember exactly. I remember what I had for lunch that day,
I remember what happened between.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Can go that I cannot get those details in like
any memories.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I still know all my lines and your lines, guys,
just kidding. I never knew even mine.
Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epixlams, Hey guys, sorry
for dropping out for a second.
Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
I have solar power installed on my house and we
had a little snaff foo. But now we're flexing our power.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Oh, flip that sweat one hundred and four degrees out.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
It's really hot, hot, hot, hot hot, and uh, we're
getting power over here now baby, right about it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
I guess it's not the superior power it goes out.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
No, well, no, we just switched over during this show,
so I flexed my power live on air.
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Cool. Interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
I would like to say thank you for everyone Pye
tickets this tour. It looks like we're starting to sell
out all over the place, and thank you guys for
showing up and showing out t I I nature you go.
Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
You don't want to miss this? What Kyle? You're never
going to Kyle so close to becoming a hermit. Everybody,
You're never going to see him. This is going to
be it.
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
I'm going to actually have like a wall up between
your audience. Yeah, you'll be able to hear it. It'll
be just like the podcast. Maybe at some point it'll
turn into plexiglass, depending on how safe I feel.
Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
But I'm just.
Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Saying, Kyle, how about we do this.
Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
You're off stage, side stage, we have your laptop, and
we project you onto the back screen of the theater.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Mark No, I would like to be out there.
Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I just don't want to see I would like to
work with you.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Work that out.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Just have to work out the whole, you know, nerves,
thing and whatnot. That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Work out the whole. Don't work out the hole all right? Mom?
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
You hear that in the back.
Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Hey, mom, twelve year old, work out the whole.
Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
It's going to be fine. It is. See you guys there.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
It's gonna be a blast. I'll see you guys on
the road. I think we have one more podcast and
then from then on it's it's road City USA. Yeah, baby,
very shaggy down and we're go.
Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
And by the way, in the future, we're gonna be
dropping two episodes a week. Hello, So take care of
your funny bone. We're gonna be bunking it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, that'll be good that way. It's it's topical when
we're on the road. Storm chase. What's happening now?
Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
We promise it'll be storm chasing.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
It'll be something.
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
It's still gonna be like yo hy two k was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yeah, it'll be like you remember Jeb Bush.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Oh wait, Kyle wait, Blake was where we have we'll
talk about it next time.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Okay, okay, what was he gonna say? Say it now though,
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