Ep 174: Live From San Antonio: Selena & Wembanyama Riverwalk Into A Bar

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Take a little bit of dank, mix it with a
little crank, and put it in.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
A taco shell. I love a good golden shower. If
anyone even smells like Tom, I'll just sniff your hair.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Adam, show us how you jerk off?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Buckle up.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
I got a buzz off, real quick, buzz off, baby.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, let's just through this thing. Let's talk for you.
Where's all of our buzzards, Buddy, spuzzin' buddy, I'm buy.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Spicy butt hot hot hot hot hole goser.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
Hell yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh but.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
First of all, thank you guys so much for showing up,
saying Antonio, we we didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Know what this is that frst time ever. Here. We're
having a great time.

Speaker 7 (01:26):
These guys got a K forty seven drinks, rubber ducky drinks.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Let's just uh, let's just.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Talk about the river Walk the whole damn night. Hey,
what's in the what's in what's in the rubber Ducky?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I went to the Riverwalk for lunch huge mistake. Yep,
because why not sober? Yeh oh really that's what happened,
And would you guys rather I was like sober and
gave like a fully dialed podcast for you are alternatively
showed up drunk and maybe kind of I'm about to
phone it in.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, oh cool.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
I don't know if we're gonna have blow it in,
but you might get you might get canceled.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah that's the cancel. I do like how encouraging you
guys are to be like, don't do your job, will
drink on your job?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, I didn't.

Speaker 8 (02:14):
I didn't go to the river walk. I didn't go
to the river walk.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
And I drove we drove past it on the way here,
and I was like, look at this fucking magical place.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (02:22):
I thought it was like just a.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
Basic ass river with a basic ass walk.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I don't think a basic ass river with a basic
act walk is called a river walk.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
That's exactly what it's called.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
Like every city has a place called the riverwalk and
you get there and there's just some fucking ducks, and
you're like, I guess, yeah, they do have ducks, So
what does it explain it? I mean, I know you
guys are like, I get it. I've been to the Riverwalk,
but I've never been, so.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (02:54):
It's just like a magical it's basically bourbon s.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
First of all, just chill, just chill, You're like, Now,
it's just it's just a lunch.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
It's just a lunch spot. River Walk. There's museums on uh,
what's in the rubber ducky man, what's in that? Now?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's beer. Before it was a lot of like I
guess margarita. Oh, one of those Margarita's where you're like
you get to hear and you could just your your
teeth are starting to tell you like, hey, chill.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
And are you afraid that you have bitch ass teeth
or of your teeth?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
My teeth are not real, but that's why science. It's
probably my my gums. My gums are very real. And
like I see a lot of canker sores in my
future here exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Our canker sores are like, fucking that's herpes, right, I
think it is herpes, right, it is.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's herpes simplex three, it's her simplex.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Why no her?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's like canker stars are like when you drink like
a lot of like pineapple juice or like acidic stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It hurts and you have like a little like but
what there's it's a sore obviously, why is it? What's
the canker part? What's that part? What's going down? It's
like when your grandparents are being all cankerous.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Yeah, they're like, You're like, look at this cankerous ass grandpa,
which is that code word for racist?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Are you saying like my grandpa is super?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Can? I would love for you? Me and my grandparents
they're just a little sore.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Little cankeris a little cankeris if you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, after a couple of beers, he gets really cranky.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's a word that's a different word. You say.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Cankeris is the short the long version of king.

Speaker 9 (04:48):
No.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
No, you're also also you guys are forgetting I'm gonna
just off myself.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, there's another word that we're missing called cantankris. Cantankeris,
but I don't know what the fun it means.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
I'm I think that means, like for four guys that
created a television show, we do not know words.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, we don't know what they mean.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
We know how to say a lot of words, but
we have no clue what the fuck they mean.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
You're a stupid dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know what though, like coming here, never been here,
fucking sick.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
Yeah, it's a beautiful city.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Yeah, and now I understand like why people from San
Antonio really puff out their chests about San Antonio.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, yeah, San Antonio is good. Yeah, it's good. It's
almost too much.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
But like it when you have like a thing like
the river Walk, Uh, it makes me want that in
Chicago or like la like a thing that everyone goes
to to chill.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, and I guess in l A you had the beach.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
But it's so like all the way on one end
of the city that I wish there was something.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
There's nothing that that unifies the downtown district.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
There's nothing I want to Also, they got the Alamo,
which is sick. One way, one way for us to
be legends in San Antonio is if we all get
drunk on the river Walk tonight and then I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Have to be drunk to do this. Yeah, maybe you
get really drunk. It's just really stupid to do this.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
So yeah, you can be super getting really high and
then we all go take pisses on it. Okay, okay,
are people like that's cool?

Speaker 8 (06:32):
Or you guys like respect the fucking Alamo?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, what's the I was. I was telling these guys.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Do you guys like the Alamo or is it kind
of like field trip?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well, you can't ask you have They said, Well, it's.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Being split about pissing on the your on the on
the Alamo as well.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I can't tell if that's a good thing. I don't
want to.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
See me pissing. That's not a disrespect. Okay, yeah, that's
a sign of that's a sign of love for me.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's marketing, Adam super like golden showers positive.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I love a good golden shower.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
I forgot about that, and I'm sorry, and now it's out.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
And then that's one secret that I let out of it.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
That is his love language is pissing hot hot you're yeah,
I like that or even lukewarm. You can leave it out,
put it in a bowl, put it in a bowl.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
You put in a bowl, let it sit out, make
it Could you fill a plastic duck with it?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
And would you drink it later?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Honestly, here you talking about my my piss game.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
I don't piss on many people, but but my.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Piss game is mad strong. Yeah, said actually said this.
I've said I've actually.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
Went to a doctor before, because I'll go to a
urinal and a public journal and three other men will
come and piss and I'm still pissing.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
I'm like going like, is there something wrong?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Right?

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Why is it still going? You know, I'm holding my
d like whole.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
So is this about right? Uh? Yeah, i'd say come
on twelfth of that.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, this man's division is let me but let's say
let's get hella real tonight.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, I'm ready. So here's my question. When you were younger, yep,
hit by a cement truck in the nineties, and then
you you had what's it called stones, right, kidney stones?
Kidney stones? So do you think that you trained your
bladder because that's not that doesn't feel good, right, I've

(08:35):
heard that.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I've heard that painful.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yeah, yeah, it hurts a lot.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
So you probably held your bladder because you're like, I
don't want to because it hurts a lot. And maybe
your bladder is almost the entire size of your body.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Maybe that's why I'm such a beefy ass dude. You
think so maybe that's why I'm built like a little
fun That's where I'm going.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
What I'm taking this that must be wine, built like
a human buzz ball.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
This is the way because you're saying his bladder is
from here to here. Dude, Holy ship, I'm still gonna
send it. Holy ship. Yes, fuck Johnson, Holy ship. Dude, Dude.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
I asked my my T shirt was kind of fucked
up the other one I wore, so I asked them.
I was like, can you give me a medium T shirt?
And then I put this on and Durs goes, that's
not doing you any favorite, But it is so tight.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Under a jacket. It works. Jacket. We're gonna get that jacket.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Background post Thanksgiving day plump, I mean, yeah, oh day.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I haven't seen you guys. Okay, how was they standing
you guys? How was Thanksgiving? Oh? Good?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Now?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
How was yours? Wait?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Are there any like Texas or San Antonio specific bankskimming
traditions that.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Like you're.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, you're not going to be able to hear anything, dude,
I think does anyone here like have one?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I think I heard somebody say frez feed white cap, white.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Cat who cares again? Motherfucking Tamalaka.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Well, Yeomal's tamales. Is that what you're saying, dude? We
do that on Christmas Eve. In my house, we do
tomals on Christmas Eve. Baby, let's fucking go.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
So turns out wherever there's Mexicans, there's Tamalas.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
They're the fucking best, b fucking delicious, dud. You have
a you have a Latin influence in your family. Yes,
my wife, my Norwegian grand was making did you did
you drama? Tina flavor Man? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, Can you do a borat impression for us real quick?
Because I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Ye damn, I thought that was gonna be points and
I'm like.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
I need more because you didn't give them points for
something that you said.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I want the points where there is fucking us up
on points and it's fucking me up in the head.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Yeah yeah, well used to it?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Okay, Well Tomali's rock on. We do it on Christmas
Eve is when we do it, dude. Yeah, get after me.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
I just had Thanksgiving and uh my wife is from Louisiana, Okay,
and there's you know that's not like super spicy, but
a little spice, and my dad super Midwestern, was just like.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Jesus Christ, what just cool? Where's the sour cream? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (11:41):
He was like Jesus, it was it was I don't
even know. I had a little kick to it and
it wasn't ship. And I'm like, you're such a bitch.
Dr go wait in the car.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
Why can older gentleman not handle against older general, older gentlemen,
older whites?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Older?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I think it's lingoes, older whites, Yeah, older gringoes.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
No, you got to hit white sick because old whites
hate being called old whites.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
They are old whites. But you gotta be honest. If
you're you're old whites. Yeah, you're old white. There's no
ifs about it. You're white. You're old whites.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
And they cannot handle the hot sauce and guess what it's.
And it's only because I mean, if they grew up here,
I bet they can handle the hot.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Yeah, if they grew up in the South, they can
handle the hot. If they grew up in southern California.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Hot hot, hot, hot heat, baby, But you grew up
in Omaha, Nebraska or Waterloo, Iowa, where my dad's from. Yeah, yeah,
assaulting crackers a little spicy.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
So when you guys see old whites walking around? Yeah,
you do? You go? You go that's me someday?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, I go, I go, cod there I am. I'm like,
uh oh, what do.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
We call it? The endemy? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
I say, dude, my nose is gonna get all fucking
chunky like that.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Crazy like blood vessels ginger.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Whenever I see an old old drunk with like a
bulbous nose that's really cracked and wrinkled, I go, yeah,
there's Blake.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
About that too. Why does it get all big? What
is up going on in the hall? It's alcohol that
just goes straight to your nose.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's what they call the gym Blossoms. They're not only
just the sickest band around, really.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Are they from here? Dude?

Speaker 7 (13:35):
If you buzz off one too many times, yeah, your
nose is gonna look like a cranberry glass.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Okay, So yeah that was Blake.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
My ship is gonna be like this, What up, bro,
They're gonna be Rudolph the Red Andersen.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Is that kind of a sick Workaholic's like Christmas movie
Rudolph the Red Nose Anderson, Well, Blake, it's a bagel.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Blake the Red Nose Rudolf the Red Nose, And what about.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Rudolph the Red Nose Blake, that's kind of hits pretty good, Okay,
and it's a different reindeer name.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Oh, because he can't be right. I got it now,
I see what your logic is. I'm ado my house that.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I was gonna give you points.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
But don't don't blake, don't the drunk red nose reindeer.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh that has a.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Ring to it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
I feel like I'm going to age like a basset hound.
I feel like everything's gonna droopy, just start to just
melt off my skull.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
That's that's already happening to my neck. I feel it as.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
Oh, you got a gobbler.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I can't get rid of. I don't know what's
when I you know what happened, Kyle.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
It's like, it's because you recently lost a lot of weight.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
So I was holding most of my weight in my neck.
It turns out, yeah, we talked about it. You're like,
look at his fat ass neck. Yeah, big old, big
old chunk, and now you've lost it. So you got
a little turkey gobbler And that's just.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Like a fatastard at the end of Austin powers when
he holds up his hand he's eating subway and it's
like hanging.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yes, dude, do you do you guys have family members
that when they shaked her arms like this, this goes.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
No, I have, Oh, dude, my aunt Hazel. I was.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
I was pitching the name because my wife and I
are expecting our first child.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
Okay, okay, and.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
I'm entering the dad light Daddy, Daddy call me daddy. Uh,
just my child though not you guys.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
You guys call him dad.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
So but we're having a boy, so this was kind
of a mute point.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
But yeah, excited, but dude, but I was pitching Hazel
because my great Anne Hazel.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
I loved her to death.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
And my wife was like, tell me stories about Ann Hazel,
and I'm like, oh, she was the coolest. She used
to sit on the table like this, playing cards, drinking
gin chain, smoking cigarettes and she had a toft of
her hair that would turned yellow from all the cigarette smoke.
And she's like, maybe another story, and I go yeah.
And then she her arms were super droopy with because

(16:10):
she was or obese.

Speaker 10 (16:13):
I'm gonna come and and then I would take she
would let me take this this skin and press it
against my eyes because it felt good as a child,
and I would play with it like it's Nickelodeon.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Ghag, And she goes, oh, maybe we don't name her
Anne Hazel.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
But but when I was hit by the cement truck
when I came to from my from the accident because
I was in a medically induced coma. When I finally
came out of the coma, can you go back, so
I said, by a cemetru go ahead. I was hit
by a cymmet truck and then I had a bad accident.
And then when I came.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
To two weeks after the accident, I woke up and
I go, Anne Hazel saved me? Really, why do you
think you said that? Why do you think you said that?
I wish she said. Was she alive at that time?
I don't know. I was fucking eleven.

Speaker 8 (17:02):
I don't know why I made up lit but was she?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Was she alive at that time?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
No?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
She just died.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh there we go.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Do you think she gave her life for you? Absolutely died.
You wouldn't have gone back.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
If any woman allows you to press their underarm fat
against you, your young, youthful eyelids.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
What if you rewatch the footage and like you get
hit and then all of a sudden there's footage.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
What footage? No one? You know? How like when you die,
you get to watch.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Your cameras everywhere.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
They're always watching you.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Like, see you get hit by the cement truck and
as you're falling, there's like a blur of a spirit
and she just throws her like fucking right, and you're
just like, oh.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I do, I do kind of wonder who I'm talking
to right now. I see that you in their little
sparkle in my eyes.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
You in there.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
She might be you know, we're teasing, but she's lapping
her wings around here somewhere.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Also the best words easy, Also, like what can you
just go into detail? Like pressing your face against her skin? Again,
I just want to walk that back. You have the
best arms to do this, So bring him up here,
I do. Yeah, all right, out of the three of us,
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, So Hazel, yeah that part that's
a good off, fuck off night.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You asked me to do it. Let's go to the apron.
Let's go. We get a spotlight. We get a spotlight
on these guys.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Yeah, we're gonna need a spotlight right here.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Hey, on a scale, on a scale of me to
aunt Hazel, how am I doing?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Am I like? What of her?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah she was. She was a real droopy dog.
You can bring down, you can bring and then, oh
what the fuck are you doing though? Dude? It feels magnificent.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Are you like dabbing your eyes with my fucking I
don't know why, but I love doing this as a kid,
and it turns out I love doing it now.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I'm gonna come yo, this is fucking wild. Kyle. You
your armpit homie? Huh? Are you no? Dude? Your armpit homie? Yeah,
smells fucking great.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Okay, And I know you thought I was gonna say
something else, but.

Speaker 8 (19:08):
This guy straight up shower.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
What's weird is I think I just developed the opposite
side of that kink. That's what's weird. I think I
want that. I want more faces being dabbed with my skin.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Dude, your wife, I'm sure would love to dab in
all your roles?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
All right? Well, hey, bring I'm bringing that home. Damn.
How you what are you gonna say? Baby?

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Wear me like a hood?

Speaker 5 (19:35):
You just takes your fat and goes, Yeah, he just
stands behind her and just fucking.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I don't I don't want this.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
You can't blake blake your body fucking sucks, dude. It
would never be able to do that. Yeah, yeah, you're
tight to task body out of here, Kyle and I
are going to be able to do that someday, yep,
very soon.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Right now, I just did it.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Wait until Christmas is over, I'm gonna be a real
troopy tall.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Well, yeah, we're gonna We're gonna be the same weight
after Christmas. Okay, that's gonna be cool.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Slam some slam some tomales.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Baby, oh dog, I'm I cannot wait for that ship.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
You know what's crazy though, like you can eat fiftys and.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Like the fact that you say it like that.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
You sound Hawaii, like your two you're two, and you
guys know what, talking about two of them ruined the
rest of them because those two are so good, and
then you eat the rest of them, You're like, these
are just okay.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, how many tamalaes do you eat? I eat them
all the time whenever I go to a restaurant, I
go but those are hot pockets to chat points.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, points, But if I go, if I go to
a restaurant, if and and you know where I had
the greatest Tamalis in my life because you were there.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, I know, Wiener Snitchell.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
No, but I've been chasing the taste of that tomalwe
Where was I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
It was when we had we had a.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Steps show called The Lemmings that like went on tour
and one of the Lemmings guys had us over to
his place and this woman who lived downstairs from him
made Tom's from the party. They were unfucking believable. And
I've been like a crackhead chasing that.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
It was always a four foot eleven Mexican woman that's
my wife's grandma, who just waddles in, drops some Tomali's
on your fucking face and blows your mind.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yes, it's always, and she's over five feet.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
Don't hit the bridge, Yeah, you're out of here.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I yell for it, though, I always if I see
it Tomalay in the restaurant, I asked the waiter, I'm like,
are there's any good?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Like what's the deal? And he's if they say yeah,
I go all right. And I've never had one that
was as good. No, No, I like, I like a
sweet one. If anyone would throw up amal for here.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
If anyone even smells like tom I'll just sniff you.
You know what I'm hard up.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Did you guys ever have like to molly pie growing up?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Is that something that y'all had that in Chicago?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
It was fucking trash now that I've had actual tomales,
but it was like just like meat and olives and cheese.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
All that sounds like white people took over. It was
very much awaii. You Kyle with them?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
They're not booing me. I'm with them. Yeah, fu to
molly Pie? Yeah yeah, fuck Kyle. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
We we came from the same area. We went to
the same school. Do you remember taco boats?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I do remember taco boats.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
It was the exact same thing. It was just a fucking.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
Pile of olives and cheese.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yes, it was on like a weird like a toastana
that was curved up.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
Like a aren't you guy? You guys are from California.
There's tons of It was a hard.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Shell like boat like toastana that had been curved up
and then they just poured it in and shoved.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
It looked like a tortilla that the lunch lady stepped
in to make it like kind of right, right.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
And you know what's crazy, like at the meeting where
they're like, so these are some of the foods. The
old whites in charge took one bite and they said, ma'am,
this is delicious.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
Now.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
Then they brought like real Mexican food and and the
old whites in charge were like, that's too spicy.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Locker up, hot, lock up?

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yeah, can we have French onion soup.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
We're gonna be all sorts of different old whites, aren't we, Yes,
we are.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
We wanted to do a test for the audience, right,
you want to see if.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
Participation.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yes, I'm gonna press something and then we're gonna see
what happens that night.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
A big b.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
Yo like that.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
And by the way, shout out to the house lives
you're coming up.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
They knew, they knew what needed to.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
Happen, Like.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
No, I bet everybody does that. Even when Jerry Seinfeld comes,
he's like.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
What's the deal with the stars?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Are right? What?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Try it again, dude, Yeah, and try it again. We're
filming our just do a take to It's fine.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I bet you I don't want to know you that
means you have to be standing up right here.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
If you're Jerry Seinfeld, this isn't gonna be this isn't
gonna be funny.

Speaker 8 (25:05):
And so you're you're you are, You're Jerry Seinfeld, boots.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Everyone, and then you just have to say, what's the deal?
All right?

Speaker 7 (25:12):
And quiet on set, rolling sound speeds, and what's the.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You have to say, what's the deal. What's the deal
with the stars that night are big and bright? Just
do that?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
And and what's the deal with the stars at night
are big and bright?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah? That was okay. I felt you did get.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
McNugget and I'm not gonna make eat it.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I don't you're done, Jerry, don't even Adam? Was that
worth it?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't know what just happened? Are you saying that?
Like everyone who comes here does this a version of that?
And that was the Jerry Seinfeld I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
The dude was so quick on the trigger.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
It seems like everybody comes out drops that, and everybody's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Right, Like you can say it anywhere you can be.
I'm not gonna insult him.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I think that no matter where that man is, he
whips out of light and shines it on people when
he hears that, and that's not an insult, that's that's
just what the.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Stars at night, our big ap brighte did you wow?

Speaker 8 (26:23):
I get better when Kyle does it?

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Not Jerry Seinfeld, Well, I didn't dance with his head
when he says it.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
The Stars that night, our big amp.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Right now, this is the kind of fun I wanted
to have in San Antonio, Manexas.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Fun I came here to have.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Wait, So if it's kind of fun and that's the
kind of fun I want, I am, Yeah, maybe callin
Riscon you guys, we gotta We got a new segment
tonight called Riverwalk Talk.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
And I'm making it up right now.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
They don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but
so like pretty much there's no railings on the river
and like and so so so I'm just wondering, like
basically people be going in the river right.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yeah there like river cops step days, like you're walking
right here and if you're out with your homies and
they're like, fuck you dude.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
You get pushed in the river, right Yes?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Yeah, it has to happen all the fucking time.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
It has to See, that's what's cool about Texas is.
If that were in California, there would be a gate
over the entire river, a homeless encamment on top of it.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, it would be blocking all wildlife from getting into
the water.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Yeah, there'd just be like a bunch of guys warming
their hands over the river.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh did you want to push your friend in here?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
And then my home?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
And then there would be a TikToker jumping the fence
and going into.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
The water, driving in a tesla through it. I is it?
I haven't been there? Is it? Is it? Is it?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Far? Is it a far dropped when you were if
you were to fall in? No, it's just a couple
of feet. It's just like fucking river. It's fucking cool.
But like for sure anyone here pushed into it, like it's.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Four feet four feet? So it's half of Victor? Wemma, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yes, what do you say? He said half of I
was talking about.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Okay, are you guys hyped?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Are you guys got.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
To be pretty excited to have that guy here, To
have Victor, it's gotta be pretty sick.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
And we all have to say his name as fast
as we can.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
But vicer does does he have a nickname? Yet that's
a bad nickname, Wembyby that's.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Kind of cool.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
And remember when they're calling Kevin Durant Durantla and.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
He was like, oh, I actually hate that nickname.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
That is the coolest name.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I like that. That's really good. Yeah. Then they upgraded it.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
They're like, okay, how about the slim Reaper and it
was like oh ship and he's like, nah, that shit
fucking sucks.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Wait what yes?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
This is both both. I wish he was pitching nicknames.
He was like, what about just like handsome basketball man?
And they're like, well, that's a ring to it.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
I love it if you would just call me nails
and you're like, we're not calling you nails.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah. Yeah, that's a trip. Devin Karen So I like
that one. That's fun. Did you see what I did there? Though?
It's a spoonerism and I assume.

Speaker 8 (29:51):
The first when you just took the first.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's a spoonerism. Yeah. I like that. We've talked about
the spoonerism before. You just switched the like front letters
a couple of words. Okay, So I'm dad, Do you
guys give us a second? Yeah, it's hard to do.
Yours I'm Nile Kuba check kind of fun. I feel
like we could do this.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
I'm a Lake.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Benders yours doesn't know your work, bro Yours doesn't work though,
for I.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Am a Lake Benderson Benderson alec a Lake.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yes, okay, how would you pronounce alec alec?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah? I was gonna say, Alex, Well, how do you do?
You don't?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Motherfucker tomoro?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
While we're on river Walk Talk, River Walk Talk, coming
to you live from San Antonio.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
I don't know if any of y'all have ever been
to Disneyland, but the river Walk smells exactly like the
Jungle Cruise.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, there's a lot of bird action. What's up with
the fucking pigeons? Oh dude, what are those fucking birds? Pigeons?
The pigeons. But there's birds that make noises that are
like scary. They sounded like fucking bats. I thought they
were fucking bat They sound like monkeys that like will
eat your brains. They sounded like birds to me. Oh well,
I thought they sound a little bit like bats. They're

(31:25):
ba bats. Oh so they are bads.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
A level of harbats, A level of mystery has been
added to san Antonio.

Speaker 8 (31:36):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I know what bats sound like. Bro I like bats
a lot. Who was san Antonio? Was he cool? Sit down? Like?
Was he a good guy? Was was he funny?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Like?

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Are you saying that san Antonio as in the Saint?
Is that what sand means?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, So if you've heard the Metallica song, enter Sandman, No,
enter Saints.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Man sand Anger.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
This is something we should have looked up before coming
to San Antonio, because whenever we go to a city.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
And we do bad history of that city, the whole crowd.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Is like, that's not what right, goodbye?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I imagine it's the Saint And I'm wondering if like
him and Saint louis like beefed or like we're cool,
Like what's Francisco like a fucking bitch?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
And what's up? And what's up with Diego? You know
it's Diego's involved in Diego was a g and you
know that.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
All I want to know is, well day Diego like
started Diego. I don't even know if you're talking.

Speaker 8 (32:38):
He definitely was like invented the skateboard.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. Right, He's like if you
just break off the long part of the cross man,
it's a long board and uh, you take that ex
accent for what you will? You know? Yeah, yeah, I
like that the long part of the cross.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Hey did you we we're talking about big Okay, real
question the whole couple that couples leaving or they're going.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
To fuck in the bathroom. Maybe both get it? What
just happened? What has happened the both of them left?

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Well, we talked about my dad and Hazel earlier.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh did you guys?

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Did you guys have any spirits that stay with you?
Do you have any archangels? An angel mean like an
evil angel?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I think an archangel is evil?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Right, No, that's like when you get like a McDonald's
hamburger that like, oh that has two patters when you
fight into it?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
You see the farm that was raised on? Yeah, the
cause of diarrhea. I do I do have h Yeah,
I do. I mean, at least tell me about your
spirit encounters.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
My wife's How did you pronounce that?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
And can you do it?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
My wife? My wife? Now, I know Grandpa give for that.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
I'm gonna give him points every time he does borat
so you could rap ship.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
What does he say? Does he say that's nice?

Speaker 5 (34:18):
I think it's just that's all Kyle knows is my wife,
and that's nice.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, and then I'm like trying to think of anything else.
I don't have any other ones, but my wife's my wife, Yes,
my wife.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I don't have a story that goes beyond this except
my wife's grandfather. Uh has he talks to us through
Carl alarms.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Were like an alarm clock. It's like when he died,
when he died still love you. It's just like it's
just like one of those.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I love you, I'm watching I love you, I'm watching
I love you.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I never got you you.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
I like the version that the grandfather's coming back, just
letting you know, like I never liked you.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
You're my least favorite grandkid. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Is this weird?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Is it where we know like the order that those
things come in.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Though, Like I know that after like mean or or.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Like and I don't even know if I've ever heard
that in my life. Dude, there was a bird.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
There was a bird in my neighborhood that could do
that whole caral arm thing, because.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
When I when I grew up, I do a neighborhood
is cool?

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Yeah, I mean, did you grow up in my Westball
I grew up in.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
No, it's just like they shot a wire. Where did
you grow.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
That wasn't a bird. That was the neighbor's special kid.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yo.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
We called them little bird.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Hey blake real quick for me because I just didn't
understand that what a special mean Blake.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
It's all I could. I don't know, man, I just.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Want to know because everyone was laughing. So what did
that mean to you?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
To me, it was like their number one favorite son.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
To me, that's hilarious. That's very funny. That's very funny.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Super talented kid. Like super talented kids.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Take another sip of your cancel sauce.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I'm laughing already.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Last some river walk talk boy.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
Hey, dude, when I was in Hawaii, I was where
they shot Hunger Games Mocking Bird. Okay, okay, one.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Of the birds was this.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
I was on this hike and one of the birds
goes oh, which I think is the Maybe I'm doing
it wrong, but it's.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
The that wasn't great? But yeah, what is he? Give
it one more? That's the mocking Chase tound.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Yeah it's them. Yes, yeah, it's from the movie right.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Oh yeah, So they must have heard it and earned it. Yeah,
these birds, man, they're smart.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
That's why I hate birds, dude.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, because they're Adam hates anything that learns more than him.
It's a lil it gets crazy.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I hate him. Yeah, he's not gonna tell well birds
because you can't trust him, dude.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
And they're always up in trees looking down on you,
being like I'm gonna shit on you.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I'm gonna dive bomb your car. Yeah, that's why I
likes I like bats better than birds for sure.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Okay, hot dude, this is fucking hot talk.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Wait wait, so hang on, let me just get this
straight so like I can like fucking understand.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, you like bats more than birds, dude, I do,
I think.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Okay, actually I saw a video that cracked me up.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
There. I'm gonna go take a ship.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah that's fine, but but you know how bats hang
upside down and they like stretch their wings and ship.
There's a video floating around where somebody turned that upside down.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
And then it looks like they're dancing. They put in
like god, yeah that was but it was like this
is like a gothic Yeah, dude, it was so good.
It was so good and set to like joy division
or something, right, I like that, dude. So the grandfather
talks to you through carl alarms, and how.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
He talks to us through Carl arms, and also anything,
did you say Carl arms, Carl alarms, like tattoos show
up on your arms?

Speaker 9 (38:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
No, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
It just was like, right after he died, we had
some crazy instances where the car alarms were going off
and his whole thing was like security.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
So now ship, yeah, that was his whole thing.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
His initials A d T this okay, yeah, I get
some yes.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
But I bet, I bet, I bet he's here. I
bet he's here, Grandpa. And if you're here, turn on
the house lights. Holy shit? Ship up?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Did you did you guys fucking see that the house
lights come on?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
We saw that.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Did you see that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah, I saw that at the same time when I
asked the spirit to turn him on.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
When my grandmother died in my childhood bedroom.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
She walked in and saw you beating off and was
like she was like, no grandson of mine should have that. Yeah,
come there, what you said?

Speaker 7 (39:48):
Uh no, she she was was dying somebody.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
She moved in with us, and then my mom.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
Was like move your crippled ass out of your bedroom
and you live you live in the basement now, So
now I'm in the basement in a hospital bed.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Wait, Adam did around the house at that age, did
you do a lot of like.

Speaker 8 (40:08):
Dude, Hey, that's dude, that's a joke. It's science, dude,
that's a joke.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
But absolutely, that's how I got up and down the
stairs for.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Real with your arms.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
Wow, that's why these arms are so fucking jacked, bro, Yeah,
that's why these arms are so fucking jays.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
That was fucking tight. That was tight. That was physical comedy.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
There's nothing like physical comedy on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, and so if you're listening, Uh, then she wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
She died in my childhood bedroom and then it kept
reaching up when she was dying and talking to someone
in the corner, and then my.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Mom asked her.

Speaker 7 (40:57):
She was talking, yeah, and it was, uh like people
that have already died before, so she like she was
seeing them. The night that she passed, it was a
ton of Uh.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
Our doorbell kept ringing and we look out.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
The window when no one's there. Dude.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Electronics, man, they hold ghosts. Electronics are where ghosts go.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Dude telling you.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
This is this is her.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
It was my buddy Ryan just punking us.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah, for sure, Well that's your mom was trying to me.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Sweet She's like, no, she's still alive, you guys, she
lives in the lights.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
What my mam is wasted when she's telling us, says
she's alive.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
She Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Wouldn't you be drunk after you folks, You're like, all right,
I'll crack a few and then you just tell your.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Kids like, no, we knew she's dead. It'd be fucking terrified.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
And she was still alive. Nana's in the doorbell guys
doing that rings. That's her ghost kissing you.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Now you can really fuck with kids, like you could
like dress up like a ghost and go on the
ring cam and be like, whoa, I'm here and I'm fucking.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Pissed because they have Like because are your kids on
the ring cam?

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Well you could be like, oh my god, I just
got an alert from my ring cam. Holy shit, it's
Aunt Tilly right and she saw what you're doing with
your dick in your room?

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Right?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, okay, cool, Yes.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
That's for sure.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
That was right around the pot I started I started
jerking off, you know, for sure.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I like, wait, yes, it was in my childhood. Yeah,
it was in.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
My childhood bedroom. Yeah, dude, get over on yourself. It
was in my childhood bedroom. And I was like convinced
that my grandma was staring at me.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
And I loved it. Yeah. Did that just that just
shaped you, shaped your shape, your whole sexual experience. Did
you say, shake your whole? She said, shake you and
it's just shaked. You never see ship like this, Grandma. Yes,

(43:22):
I I just I'm kind of getting horny, so I
gave you points. Okay.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
I like the idea of parents who don't know how
to reprimand our parent their children doing it through spirits
and ghosts.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Though, you know what you could do too.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
You could be like filming your kid's Little League game
or whatever, and then take that footage and bring it
in the computer and just like put a ghost in
the background.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Watch and this is.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
What's happens when you fucking strike out your stupid.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Be right exactly, there's just in the outfield.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
And wait, I love it. I love it. I love it.
Is the gream reaper beating off. Yeah, we had for
sure someone's jacking off the We're gonna make such great parents.
What do you mean parents?

Speaker 7 (44:09):
We're so yeah, well you're going to make great parents.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
I'm gonna get better, I swear yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:17):
Because you're not great now, but you'll get there.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I'm the round.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
I told Kyle about my long con with my.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Kid at the beach. I'm still gonna I live on
the beach.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
He's kind of a weird Orange Orange County And I
buried it with your address again.

Speaker 8 (44:34):
Yeah, I buried a.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Small skeleton. Yeah, and in my sand.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Okay, like a like an actual human skyll like.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
An Amazon like fake skeleton.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
It was a true old white already he has sand.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
Dude, And so I've I've buried this. I buried this
in the sand.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
And when my kid is about like eight or nine
and he's acting a fool, I'm going to be like,
you know, you had an older brother. I bury this
thing two years ago, just in case, and I'm like,
so it's gonna look way fucked up and old.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Right, Well, yeah, that's gonna be almost like ten or
eleven years underground for this plastic.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I want to say, plastic.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Did you put like like a Taylor Swift concert like
bracelet on his wrist like always sort of like time
capsule type thing.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Adam, you have so much time to go put a
bracelet on that skeleton's hand.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
It doesn't need to be down there for ten years. Yeah,
but I wanted to look.

Speaker 8 (45:31):
I wanted to go Wait untouched.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Adam, Wait wait, so I beg I want to hear
the rest of the rudes. So you you're saying that
you had a kid. Are you saying that you murdered
that child or they die or no? No, no, yeah, that's
I murdered him for being naughty.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Right right, he'll and the younger one will end up
in the sand with Oswald as well.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Okay, why don't you why don't you set up a
couple other things, like have like.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
A frozen cow heart in the freezer and be like, well,
then that's taking up freezer space.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I need that. It's like, you haven't thought of this
blake and it's anything.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
I should just bury more things in the sand and
be like, yeah, and you had a sister, and you
you used.

Speaker 8 (46:16):
To have a pet lizard.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Yeah, and you know what, he didn't eat his green
beans either.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
They're right here.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
And back when I was a kid, there was dinosaurs
and then just a full dinosaur bones.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
I like that. Yeah, I like maybe he'd be an archaeologist.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I like that. I do like that, like you do that.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
And then he's twenty four, like on his own in
the beach in like Santa Barbara and finds just like
a flip flop and people are like, oh, look lost
sliplop and he's like, this was a person, this person
had a life, and everyone's like, yo, Orlando, be cool
about it. Well, what's what's definitely Orlando divine chilled?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
What's definitely gonna happen is I'm going to forget about it, yeah,
and sell the house in fifteen years or something.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
And then the next owner is going.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
To be like, you know what, let's do something with
the beach here, and they dig it up and they're
like what the fuck? Right right, and it's going to
be on the news like they found skeleton.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
They're going to call in some like archaeologists like Indiana
Jones coming in to figure it out, right, yeah, and
then somebody and then there's just like an Amazon tag
still on it.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
It's like, right, oh ooops.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
They're like this just costs sixty nine bus Honestly, dude,
that is insane.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
That you did that? Is sixty nine dudes. Yeah, oh okay, Hey,
that's insanely dope, right, it's wild. Yeah like that.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Hey, I don't know if you guys are running low,
Isaac will come out here with a refel. By the way,
he was so close, it's like hell.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Out of the Rockies, thank you? Hell yeah, hell yeah dude.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Definitely Isaac. Definitely don't bring Adam a beer. Wat Why you.

Speaker 8 (48:11):
Gotta do that to me?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Isaac? He Adam?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
What's the fun? Where's mine? Isaac? Show your tips to
the crowd. Your booms are huge. Your booms are huge?
He did that? You fresh haircut? Maybe you show them titties?
Your booms are huge, Isaac?

Speaker 8 (48:32):
Are you kind of a nasty dude?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Shaggadic sixty nine dudes?

Speaker 7 (48:39):
Like, but real real talk, like full honestly, like yeah,
because we've been lying about most of the ship.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
You see a guy carrying this at the Riverwalk and
you beat him up, right, you see you?

Speaker 7 (48:54):
Excain to me, is the Riverwalk like a ton of
cool bars or ew?

Speaker 8 (49:00):
Is there like a lot of cool bars there?

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Or is it just like mostly like ladies boutiques where
you buy like.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Dude, I went too and fucking crushed. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
I mean it's kind of like a it's like a
tourist trap. But I'm a sucker for that ship. It
seems like a great place to have a bachelor party.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Did you did you get anything? Did you get any
shirts or anything like that? I just got this A
K forty fucking are you?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
You're wearing the headline here pal carrying a fucking duck? Dude,
I'm pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (49:30):
I hate to break it to you, Blake, that's an
AR fifteen, But.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Is it my bad?

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (49:34):
I don't know guns that well.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, Adam has been involved in upwards of six school shootings.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Hey tell you what. I haven't, but I'd be so
good at it.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, that to be To be honest, this is like,
you know, I don't want to joke about this. He's
never obviously done a school shooting. What board buttons push
for this?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Why Blake play? You know what's weird? Just because I
don't know why you think we have to even joke
about this.

Speaker 8 (50:03):
We can be like, quit joking about school shooting. Yeah, okay, okay,
it's kind.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Of weird that you think we need to make light
of something so serious.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
I'm not trying to man, I'm just thinking it's not
funny dude. Okay, and let Anders cancel himself.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, it's very weird. I have a little more cancer.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
We were doing Riverwalk talking. Now you're into this part
of the show. Let's go, Oh.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
My fucking god, this snow dude, this episode.

Speaker 7 (50:30):
This episode's going to be thirty five minutes long. No,
when Hanna gets her hands on the in the edition, I.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Promise you it's gonna be brought to you by so
many new sponsors that are like, these are the binoculars
you need when you're out at night, Yeah, just looking
at your neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Do you like black rifle coffee.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
It's all gun related.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's that we I like it too.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Like the flashlights that are like what military. It's like
they're like, do you.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Need a brighter flashlight? And you're like, not really, They're like,
this one's super bright. You go, all right, well, what's
the catch. You buy one, you get forty free.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
You go, well, I don't need forty but yeah, but
if it's gonna save the country.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Yeah, but if you tape them all together, then it
becomes a laser cannon nice get points, you work, I'll
take them.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yes, points.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
So I feel like San Antonio is a place we
could go shoot guns though, Yeah yeah, I oh yeah, dude,
I just went and I was I just I did
do a hunting trip with my family and friends in
like the South Dakota South Dakota Nebraska border.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
You know, and we hunt peasant.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
But my buddy brought this ar fifteen.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Wait didn't you say peasants or pheasant peasants?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Okay? Yeah, and we line up all these spores and
would they put a pumpkin on this hill and filled
it with tanner? Right, which is an explosive and.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
Dude, yeah, dude, pegged that thing?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
You got it? How big was the explosion when you
hit it? Was it massive? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (52:09):
It's fucking huge, like a fucking.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Crater in the ground, A little yeah, medium sized crater
and you can and.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
It was a Victor webin Yama. Oh yeah, Victor web.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Webby after the big explosion? Is it like all these dudes.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Y exactly exactly, dude, It's such a good feeling and
what the cool thing about it? And this I probably
couldn't do this if you asked me a hundred other times,
everybody took like ten shots and then it was my
turn and I pegged it on the first one.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Just can we see your hand movement one more time
for how you shot?

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Everyone hit it and then I you were like and
then I went like this, but you hold it like this.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
No, but you didn't do that though.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
That'd be cool if you said, now you're.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Conscious, now you know before you and then I'm like this,
I blew it. Yes, and I said.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
And it went to bluie and everyone shrieked, you got me, dude,
And we were in southern Dakota.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Just the way.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
I don't like him, It's okay, he's my least favorite
of us.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Is tough. He's tough.

Speaker 8 (53:16):
He's just he's a tough one to deal with something.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Sometimes he's he's on a good one tonight.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
That's the river.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
He was on the river walk.

Speaker 8 (53:26):
Talking about school shootings a lot.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Maybe put a spotlight on him and see what happens.
Maybe if we s spot shooting at the Tannerac with
an AR fifty, put.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
Me on as like I'm a school shooter and then
kind of put that on me.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
It was rough. I didn't even then he gets to
my space.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
I'm trying to tell a story.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
He gets in my space. I guess I'm also being
a fucking dick. Why are you shooting at Tanna with
a semi automa? When did you shoot that with a rifle?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Wouldn't you shoot that Tannerac with a with one shot
as opposed to many?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
Yeah, you're a stupid dumbass.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Is it's everybody here shooting at Tannerac with a automatic rifle?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Or are you just shooting it with one bullet? Well?

Speaker 7 (54:06):
It you it's it's not automatic, so you pull the
trigger and it's one bullet.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
You don't have the cool thing that the Vegas shooter had. No,
I don't know the cool thing the Vegas shoot don't.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Have the mock dude.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Nope, Kyle, the other thing I almost bought on the
river walk?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (54:26):
What Selena merchandise? Oh what do they have? What did
they have? Because I look?

Speaker 4 (54:35):
I mean Hella t shirts?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, well you can get those almost anywhere.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Now?

Speaker 8 (54:38):
Is she from San Antonio?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah? Selena close enough, she's around the way Lea.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
I think she kicked it here a lot and like
had a store around here or some ship.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I stay up and think of you.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Go ahead, this is in presient and I wish shown
a star.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I love you well. I love you too because I'm
dream man of beautiful. Tonight, everybody, we will be holding
your time on your clothes.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
There's no worried this world. Did rather be been here
in my.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Room dreaming about you and me.

Speaker 7 (55:40):
That was so impressive, dude, and I didn't realize you
had such a beautiful voice.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Thanks, thanks your more time, en Espanol.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Go We not yet all the grande ball his dreamy.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
No, I'm not gonna just we just looked into Kyle's
honey moon when he fucking laid it down.

Speaker 11 (56:03):
Oh you know what you were whispering to Marisa, Marisa,
but no, but for real, real talk, that song is
where is from nineteen ninety four ninety five, Ishka go off,
and like.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
That's when I out the best decade.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
That's that's when your dick first started working exactly.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
That's when my dick first started. That's when I met
my wife. Okay, hey, because we were in fifth grade
together and so I would think about her when I
when I heard that song on the radio.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Dude, So that's just a moment for love when you
heard it on the radio. That's a big love moment
right there. You know what I mean, When.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Your dick first started working, my dick first started coming.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Sorry, my dick first started coming around.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
Your dick first started coming in fifth grade, dude, around there?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Whoa, I was way late to the game.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Yeah, when did you start coming?

Speaker 7 (56:50):
I was seventh grade and you were sophomore. You want
to show me when I started coming? I could tell
when your voice dropped a little bit already known you me.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
You were a late bloomer, right, were you? Seventh eighth grade?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:08):
But I started coming very early.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Do tell Wait a second, So you're telling me that
if I sucked your dick when you were let's say, twelve,
i'd get a mouthful of come.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
That's what you're telling me. Okay, whoa, No, do I
need to sing Selena again? Like I tried to turn
it the fuck around? You know what I mean? Yea,
God damn no, I just read that.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
I just recall like in the early stages of coming, Yeah,
the good old days, it would be like it would
be like one crystal pepsi sperm.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
A giant sperm would wriggle out, and they like flop
on the floor for that guy just left.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Fuck yeah, we had childhood come.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Yeah, No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I can't wait.

Speaker 8 (58:04):
Song when you first started coming really hit home.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I think it was like something by Phil Collins. I
think it's I think I know what it was.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Dan's can Wow pa on Jeez Placer?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Was it rock?

Speaker 5 (58:23):
No? I think you know what it was, dude, how
about it?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
How about it?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
We get a spotlight? Can we get a spotlight on? Man?

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Where is this show?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Wait? What he ain't? No one else? I can feel
it is that this song.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
So I would be like I would, I would, I'll.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Back you up, brother door.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
So this is you closing the door.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Well, you get away from me in your childhood bedroom somewhere.
When you were on twelve, it was pre internet. There's
no laptop, and of.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Course I had a BCR. I had like this, like
MTV spring Break.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
You had like Brook.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
The Beach.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Go ahead, dude, this is like in that movie Saltburn.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
This is like a Lordy. You're like the O g
Ice Spice.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
I'm done, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
I don't want to I don't.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Want to go. The fact that no wait for the drop,
and then I'll be like, yeah, there it is. Yeah.
The goal was always why are you?

Speaker 8 (59:33):
Why are you finger? You fingered your ass?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
So what let the guy go, Yeah, you were.

Speaker 8 (59:39):
Fingering your ass.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
He was scratching.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
He was scratching.

Speaker 8 (59:42):
That's an advanced move.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
The goal was to make it to the drop, but
he could never make it to the drums.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
No, it turns out the intro is super long.

Speaker 8 (59:52):
Yeah, but you always came before the drop.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
You were trying to make it to the drums.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
When the hell doesn't even hit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Oh, it's hell along, dude. It's a while.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Like you guys would have been watching me get ready
to jerk off for upwards of three minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
It's a lot of you, like setting the lotion in
the right place life just right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
At the beginning of the song, Phil Collins is still
in Jenister.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
It's gonna come in Like.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
I literally fast forwarded it one minute and it still
hasn't done.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Yeah, dude, that's classically like I'll just do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah.
It is cool that that blake is like a minute
later and I can't chiz.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Yeah, that's that's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
Remember we're at three thirty out of five thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Here out.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
And then your mother say, hey, Blake, do you want
to have sandwich?

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Yeah? Yes, hey Blake, you want to sign you thirsty
in there?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
And uh and if you're listening to if you're listening
to the podcast, Blake just had a full body orgasm.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Uh and apparently just all over his carpet.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
No, it's just one big one. It was a pet snake.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I think my song was I swear I swear by
the moon and the stars in the sky. Okay, wow,
I'll be there. Sat Isn't that a bunch of guys
singing Yeah, it's all for one.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Yeah, but they were singing about they're saying about it
like a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Adam, show us how you jerk off?

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
See no, you don't want to see that because it
wasn't pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
It was like I had to fuck something. So it
was can I sing? What are you making a.

Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
Side?

Speaker 12 (01:02:03):
I'm gonna come the quass juncu.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Jesus Christ? Wait your fly wait Adams.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Fly way wait wait wait wait wait wait every way
shut for whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Swift Kyle, Yeah, Adam's flies actually opened. Well do you
know why? Do you know why? Because a ghost fucking
did it, bro? A ghost pulled down his fly? He
was actually fucking a ghost right there? Has that been
open the whole time? Or did your dick just fucking
try and burst out? Dude? It hurt all for one
and did you try to? Yeah, the ghost came through

(01:02:51):
there and unzipped him. Blazer, I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
I love that your parents were just downstairs like listening
and they're like, he's rearranging his room again.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
Wait, this guy can't get hish his debt.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Yeah, right place.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
The boy loves fun shway. I will say that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Blake is coming like a maniac.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Adam is fucking his futan like crazy, Blazer. If you
can pull up speed Racer House Remix.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
First of all, what is this only on show? So
when you grow up in Chicago in the nineties. In
the ninety house music was a little bit of a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Would this be on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I don't know. It was definitely not on I basically
the breakdown was just like, oh, this is a fun song,
and then.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
A certain point like a men and thirty in speed
Racer and Tricksy are fuck it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Would it be speed Racer Remix Alpha Team Dirty Version
Slash YouTube?

Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
Probably in the ninety and I'm like eight years.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
Old, and I'm like, okay, let's see, Yes, this is well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
First we have to get past we gotta add, we
gotta add for b.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Ai.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
It's ai stuff about how to write your report better
for work?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Well, should they be a sponsor? You get fast forward
to like a minute and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
A half and a half.

Speaker 13 (01:04:17):
Okay, I also don't remember this.

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
Given a little bit, you would pack it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Yeah, you old back rabbit.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
I wonder if I wonder if the always Sonny in
Philadelphia guys jerk off on couches during their live podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Yeah, I don't know, but that's breaking doubt it doubted nerds.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
That being said, this has brought to you by four
walls whiskey.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Go out and get yourself a bottle. Hey, Kyle, do
we do we cover what you jerked off to? Well?
I think I like started with Selena. You know what
I mean? Uh? That works, It's a little bit very
that works. No, you know what it was? Do you
know what song I actually jerked off too? We don't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
It was It was a boys to men's song? Dude,
isn't there a sexual ass boys to men's song? They
all were It's not on bend and knee. It's uh
the love to you lie and you want Me too?
And now hold Jude time baby all through the night loved.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Yeah, Okay, I thought we were.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
I actually think that song did get me fucking really horny.

Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
Basically, any any song that it would be like a
couple skate, Jesus, any song that would be like a
couple skate, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
What you were jerking off to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah, I was into the whole love of it all, dudes,
it was I'm still in my love love man.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
We do some hot topics.

Speaker 13 (01:06:01):
Let's do it, baby, San Antonio.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Topics just started that night. A big in b.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Hard taxis damn y'all rock y'all fucking rock dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
There we go. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
Texas mom thirty three, who pretended to be her thirteen
year old daughter at middle school where she recorded her
day is found guilty of criminal trustpaths and sentenced to
six months of probation.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Well where was her daughter? Do we know where her
daughter was? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
Probably at home chilling.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
Okay, so she'd like at that poses her seventh grade daughter,
freaking poser and she's a thirty three year old woman.
I mean was she just trying to be like a
TikTok star?

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Sounds like it was like a temple picture. She had
like a hoodie with sunglasses on.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
Oh, she just looked like a unibomber. Okay, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
I would kind of enjoy that, like to just go
to high school for a day as your kid and
be like, wasn't that a Drew Barrymore movie?

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Why shaft probation yet Drew Barrymore is making millions of dollars?

Speaker 8 (01:07:18):
Interesting, okay, Hollywood Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
And then they're like, uh, the reprimands were just some
pretty bitch made. It was seven hundred dollars fine, okay,
and then one hundred hours of community service? Do you
could get someone to fake ass sign off on that
so quickly?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Yeah? Did you say six months? Did it say yeah,
six months?

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
But that's fake dude, dude, that's a lot six months.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Have you ever gotten proper bucks and community service? I
had to do.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
I had to do forty hours of community service because
I had threw a party at my house in high school.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
So I did to do forty hours of community service.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
All I did was, I, uh, I went to my
girlfriend's church and I go, I'm gonna build you across
to put in your front atrium.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
And they're like, do it, and I could.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
I took two four by like two by fours, nailed
them together and painted them brown and then turned it
in and was like there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
And they go, how long did this take? And I
go forty hours? And I starved for forty days and
forty nights. And they were like, all right, fuck, we
don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
We got this sick ass cross.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Now wait they said, all a fuck, we don't care,
we have a sick ass Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:31):
It was Pastor Bros.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Arts.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Yeah, that church is sick as fuck. Fuck it. What else.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
It's always kind of cool to hear about Adam's upbringing
exactly the way it happened.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
It's like, yeah, man, fuck that's fucking sick, dude, two
by fours.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Nailed together, It's a sick fucking cross. Get out of here, dude,
get some But what did what? Why did the mom
go to high school? Was she like? Was she probably WEIRDO?
I think it was a TikTok thing. I think she
was trying to get the YouTube thing. Yeah, yeah, she
uploaded it to YouTube.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
Well, it showed Garcia tanning her skin and dyeing her
hair to resemble her then thirteen year old daughter before
attending Anne M. Garcia Enrique's middle school.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
So did she go to be like did she go
to see if she could get away with it, or
did she go to be like, I'm gonna go see
what they're teaching my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I just get too
real here right now, go ahead and stand up.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
We got a few questions, right She's like math, What
the fuck are they teaching them here?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
This sucks? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:09:33):
Yeah, and then she was like, we need better security
at our schools.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
That's what she was trying to see, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Was she going to like prove a point where she
going to be like, I'm gonna go see if I
can be like my daughter, because like I'm not old yet.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
No, she for sure went to like fuck the quarterback,
and then she got caught and she's like security's bath though.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
And that's why I.

Speaker 7 (01:09:54):
Remember the name of the Drew barrymar movie. It was
Never Been Kissed, And that's about her. She It's like
it's my favorite movie. I'm gonna relive it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
I'm gonna go fuck Declan was never been kissed about
Drew Barrymore going.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
In the quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
It was about it was about Drew Barrymore going to
find Declan is sucking as deck.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I gotta see that. Yeah, what is that your deck?
And who's the quarterback declin? Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
Probably Freddy Prince Junior.

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
Okay, San Antonio tiny home community goes viral on social media. Okay,
I have some tiny homes here.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Well, tiny homes are fucking dope. That's deep into this.
I geek out on tiny homes, you know what. I
geek got on bigger homes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
No, but I mean, like, I dude, I think it's cool.
I think it's fucking what they do with their space.

Speaker 8 (01:10:47):
For like a like a tree house for your children.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
That's why I dig on it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
I did because it's like they have like the way
they use their space is so efficient.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Okay, nice, that's why I dig it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
I guess I'm kind of like maybe just live in
like a home that's not tiny.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
But then like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Also just just like don't make a show or like, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
For office, dude, like nobody like nobody gives a fuck.
Just go go live in a tiny house. I get it,
then shut the fuck up.

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
Well, the crazy part about is that like possible or
is there like a bullhorn.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
On the top of every tiny house? That's cool?

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
It's the Blues Brothers attitude on the tiny house.

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
Yeah, so what's referring to is the essentially the tiny
homes are just like an apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
It's a six hundred square foot, one bedroom, two bath.
They're fucking cool. And you're like, yeah, that's an apartment.
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
And then it's for one hundred and thirty six thousand dollars.
You got to buy this tiny year.

Speaker 8 (01:11:47):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
It's kind of a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
That's a lot, but compared to the bigger houses you
speak so fondly of, that's a pretty cheap.

Speaker 11 (01:11:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
But also, it would be cool if we all moved
into one and just fucking did re show.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
I like that. But that was the workhol podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
It's just called Big Dudes in a Tony House.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
For Workaholics.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
We all just had one trailer that we changed in together,
and it was like fucking fun.

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
Yeah, we didn't know on Workaholics that you were allowed
to have other trailers. We thought all stars of every
show just changed in the same trailer together for seven
years straight, and.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Then weirdly, Durs said, like before every scene, it's like
a tradition to kiss each other, and we're like, okay
into that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Yeah, hey, and it worked. Hit me with it. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
So NASSA plans to build a subdivision of homes on
the Moon.

Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
Okay, and it may be sooner than you think.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Oh Shitzylon.

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
That is gonna build civilian housing on a lunar surface
using three D printing robots within two decades, according.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
To several of the organization scientists.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I don't believe this. Would you retire on the Moon?
I don't. Yeah, if it was possible, yeah, I might
do that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
I can't wait for everyone to move to the Moon
and then I finally get to like live somewhere dope.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Right, Like where would you move? Like Florida? My question is,
does the.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Moon have Yeah, you know how many guns they have
in Florida?

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Does the Moon have a river walk? Like a made
up like a cool artificial It's gonna have a crater walk? Yeah,
you have the crater walk. I'm in, dude, I'm all
the way in.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
Hey, what do you guys want me to say, Texas,
shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Move into the moon, like,
do they have the criterion.

Speaker 7 (01:13:54):
App What sucks about moving to the moon, like and
being one of the first people to live there.

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
It's gonna suck.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Yeah, the first the first crew is gonna be it's
gonna be.

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
H because they're like, it's gonna the infrastructure may compromise
of systems, including modern surface habitats rovers, so that means
like shrubs. Rovers meanings like shitty little vehicles.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Fucking sucks.

Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
Laboratory capabilities, so what we all have to be scientists?
No thanks, power generation? Well you have a generator. We
all have generators, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
And storage, who you gotta shed great, I don't have anything.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Yeah, you're like you can collect moon rocks in your storage.
I feel like, also, the first crew that's gonna live
on the Moon is gonna be like super nerds, Like
nobody that cool, right Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
Yeah, No, there'll be like one really cool dude that
is there that's like, oh fuck, I blew it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Yeah, Like I came way too early.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
I really thought I was gonna be the funniest guy
on the moon.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
But this guy is hilarious. That's that's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
Yeah, there's this like nerd who just has a ton
of one liners.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
They're like, damn, this guy's way smarter.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Than I am, rules dude, and his fucking dick is huge.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
But that's how you measure all. How do you know? Hey, wait.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Okay, I was like, on everybody so huge you put
them in the fish bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
We're gonna read him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Wait real quick, blake, how did you know the guy's
dick is so huge.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
When we do the like defrosting process. Yes, like dick
is hella like just out you can.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Right, You're like, wait, that's defrosted.

Speaker 8 (01:15:40):
That's your dick defrosted, defrosted.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
I was frozen. It was colder fucking there, dude. Dude.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
I got out of the I have a cold plunge
in my house and so I was in the cold plunch.
I just got out of it, and I'm I'm about
to get in the shower and my wife comes in
and she goes, oh my god, and I go, why
what's up? And she goes, I've never seen your dick
that small number, dude. The head was like barely peeking

(01:16:07):
out of my body. I looked down and you, oh, yeah,
I like it to take shelter, you know, yeah that
that that boy was creeping, creeping, creepy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Did you tell her this is like an evolutionary property, I.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
Said, I said, hey, welcome to your two of marriage, babe.

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
This is your life.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Now, this is my this is the real size of
my dick.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Strap on this entire time, it seems like you only
had a strap on of six other inches.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
You treated your dick like secret boss.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
You're like the whole time it was small, but you
already married me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
And you said it was for my personality.

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
And she was like, well you had a strap on,
but like of just a normal sized dick.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Why weren't you hogging out? Bro? Should we do some
hot hot Q and A. I would love that, dude.
So you guys got some hot cues. We got some sweet.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
Sweet as hot hot hot hot, so A the ask Kyle,
can you drop the concept album Friends of Aliens or
Friends with Aliens featuring hit single I'm Fucking Aliens Tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Oh wow? So should we say, let's say what it is?

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
And this is an album that I made? When I well,
it's it's it's made. When I like what two thousand
and six or something.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Like that around now that is two thousand and eight
or nine.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Yeah, but it's like the album, it's a concept album
by a guy who goes to space and he's having
trouble on earth. He's not fucking anybody on Earth. He's
not having any luck, so he decides to go to setup.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Is that. Blake and I dated Rubens a story.

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
Blake and I dated roommates, and so we were always
gone over at their house and the our house that
we shared it was a sad and lonely place and
we would come home and Kyle's making music and we're like, oh,
what are you playing, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
He's like, you guys want to hear the new song and.

Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
We're like sure, and then it's a whole song about
him being sad and lonely and going to outer space
and he meets an alien yea, and the alien is
a man or woman. It's it's androgynist and it's just
an alien and they fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
He says, the fucking aliens tonight because I'm sad, lonely.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Yeah, I was fucking but yeah, it was was tiring, It's.

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
It wasn't a good song, and we were very worried
it's a good album.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yeah, that song.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
So I think there's there is actually like twelve songs
that exist.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Shit right now that dude take you through a bit
of an arc, drugs and tacos. Tacos and drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Dude, take a little bit of dank, mix it with
a little crank and put it in a taco shell.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Yeah, yeah, I wanted to do it, but.

Speaker 8 (01:19:05):
So Ricky g asked, who came up with you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Hang on what? You're never going to come out?

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
Are you going to drop it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
The question was are you ever going to drop it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
I still I'm learning how to play the whole fucking
thing on the piano right now, just because it's well.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
It's like, dude, you could just release it the thing
you've already recorded it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
I could, I could, Okay, do that, do that. I
just don't think it's here yet. I just don't think
it's fully realized. Is there, it's realized? It is.

Speaker 8 (01:19:32):
Well, it's almost been twenty years, so I know it's that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
It's it's that thing. It's that thing that I have
that I constantly think about release. This is like that
Doctor Dre album that he's been working on.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Yeah, and the one about the planets. He did that
ship about the planets too, Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:19:50):
Ricky g asks, who came up with, well, you brought
the spaghetti. We told you not to bring this spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
What the pretty much talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
I don't know what that means?

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
Ricky Gee, what the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Actually, I'm gonna say, what's his name? Ricky g Ricky,
I'm gonna say Ricky g came up with that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
No, that was that's literally Ricky Gervais, And we want
to say, what's up.

Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
Dude, Riggy Gervaise.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
That's cool he came to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
That weird from that from extras? Is that from the office?
Is no clue.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
So Daniel r asked, who is someone that y'all would
want to work with?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
What do you guys want to work with each other?
That's it? No one else.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
That's sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Wesley snipes mostly, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
That's easy, that's easy. You could say that one.

Speaker 8 (01:20:39):
Yeah, I want to kick it with Blade.

Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
I would like to work with Goldberg from Mighty Ducks.
And because then he became a meth addict point out, yeah,
and then now he's sober again, And I think that'd
be a cool yeah, like come up story, sure, and
the story is going to be like how him and
me get off together?

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Yeah? Wait, are you on math? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:21:04):
It's my way.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
You know how like Chris Brad did a movie and
he got like, all buff, this will be my excuse to.

Speaker 8 (01:21:09):
Get really skinny.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Okay, okay, right, that's way way skinny.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
I think I would.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
I think I want to work with Christian Slater Okay,
all right, Yeah, I don't know. I just think I
just thought he looked cool back in the day. I
think i'd like to work with him at some point
in my career.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Yeah, okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
I get, you know, the opportunity to work with a
lot of people. So maybe I will work with Christian.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
I bet you will. Maybe sick.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I would love to do a combo project with like
Woody Allen and Mel Gibson.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Okay, you know what I mean. I get those guys
in the room and see what happens.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
You know, I see a fucking disaster, my guy, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Just to see what you know, you know, just to see.

Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
So Savino and Marisa, they asked Adam and Durs can
you please recreate Sweet sixteen?

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
I love y'all. That's what she says.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Sweet sixteen was.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
I don't know if we could really recreate it, but
essentially yell at you as my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Yeah, remember you were like, I want it's my birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:22:16):
I want that purse.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
I'm wearing a wig and I'm a little girl and
it's my sweet sixteen, And I go.

Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
Dad, if I don't get that purse, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Just gonna die. No, you say you're gonna piss on
the bed.

Speaker 8 (01:22:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna piss on the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
And then I'm I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
I say something like, well, honey, then I guess you're
gonna have to go piss on your bed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
And then it cuts to me going and I'm pissing
on a bed. What's our comedy? Yeah? The comedy centru
execs saw that and they were like, we gotta give
these guys a show.

Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
Absolutely, absolutely, So Julia would like to know Adam Devine,
how was it going from Workaholics to pitch Perfect Okay?
And I was like, dude, it's pretty tied bottle, Please
don't stop the music.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Chuck me out. It's getting.

Speaker 9 (01:23:16):
I gotta give my bad and movement away.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Yo, durs fucking rhythm sections we're getting good at.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
I mean, you know, when you stand up and dance,
I can't help. But just dude, that was up.

Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
I mean doing Pitcher was super fun because, uh, you know,
on Wlcoholics we had to do everything, so it's like
a lot of us thinking and on that show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
On Pitch Perfect, I didn't have to do anything, you know,
just please just stop your thing.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
I just shook my dick around and made a move. So, uh,
Caterina Roll says.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
The people want points.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
If you are an American gladiators, what would your name be?
American gladiator?

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
An American glad I already lived by his blazer's good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
How about how about uh big earthquake?

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Yeah, bigger?

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Yeah, a big earthquake, earthquake?

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
Why not like Richter Scale first name Rick, Yeah, Rick
Scale Scale.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
I think mine's fine. I think big earthquake this time.

Speaker 7 (01:24:52):
I mean that's like a seven year old came up with.

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
I had thinking big earthquake.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Yeah, you know, it made me laugh in my head,
so I said it out loud, hoping others would have liked.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
Fucking you, I'm changing mine to terrible accident.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Yeah, I tell you about that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
Mine is too fat for spam eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
These are these are good? Uh mine is Mine's probably
gonna be uh Thor's brother weirdo science.

Speaker 8 (01:25:26):
So this person's name is Adam.

Speaker 7 (01:25:28):
Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt, you have to
give up one, which is fucking why bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
I know exactly what I would do. Why, I know
exactly what I would do.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
I would give up wiping my ass.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Because I can.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
I can fucking I can get into a shower and
spread my ass cheeks. I can't get into a shower
and fucking brush my molars.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Yeah, okay, so that's mine.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
Okay, here's what I would do. I would say, brushing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Why are you so pissed?

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
But there's gonna be time, because it's got to be
times when you cannot get into a shower.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Okay, no wealthy times.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
And that is going to be a horrible event, a
horrible time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
But bro your mouth. You would you would, you would
give up brush?

Speaker 7 (01:26:18):
What I would do is I would here, I would,
But they always carry a gang.

Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
Of mouthwash on me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
There you go, okay wash like that about that? Like
that life hack a way better than he.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
Was always just near a shower, ready to spread his
asshole apart.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Yeah, I haven't thought about this for a little bit longer.
I think I went the wrong way. Yeah, Kyle, Kyle,
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
I feel like, if you get on the right schedule,
you're near a shower when you need to be.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
That's what I was going to say. But they're saying
there's gonna be time san Antonio.

Speaker 5 (01:26:48):
Yeah, say you're at a finger hole in San Antonio
and you had some tomales and you fucking gotta take
a dukie and there's i mean.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Right there, jump in the river, the river walk, that's
what's there for.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Yeah, they got pools everywhere, fountains are everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
You're right, you're right, Actually, Adam, I'm with Kyle. I'm
gonna shit and never wipe my ass ever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Again, it's also kind of like, yeah, it's like, look,
there's Blake who never wipes his ass.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
It never goes.

Speaker 7 (01:27:16):
Really, and then if someone never brushes their teeth actually runs, Yeah,
he runs like this. This is how Blake actually runs,
which makes me believe you never wipe your ass. This
is how Blake runs.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
But that's because that's how his pants up, dude, that's
because he's from the.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
Basokie and I would love to run, but I'm wearing
cowboy boots and I literally don't know how to run
in these motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
And I tucked them into my jeans.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
So am I like the biggest like Texas cook in
the world or what?

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:27:47):
So Ryan Ray asked, hold on Migos, congrats Adam on
becoming a father. What is the thing you look forward
to the most. Punking my child and making him believe
he had a dead older brother. Yeah, and guys, what
has been the most rewarding experience of fatherhood?

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
And if you don't say punking your child, you're a bitch, dude.
It's the pranks.

Speaker 8 (01:28:07):
It's all the pranks you pulled, all the really fun dude.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
I had a really rewarding experience the other day when
we went down to visit you and and and my
son was like, my son's into drawing, and and my
son was like, teach me something cool. And Adam was
there and he fucking pulled out the cool s from
the seventies.

Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
Thes that's I don't know if it was from the seventies, I.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Know, I know it as a stuss too.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
I did do some research and it's not a stucis
that is a Mandela thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
It's it's not a Stucie at all. It's a Mandela
effect that that line line line line, line, line connect
connect top top bottom is not from Stucie at all.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
I know I was doing well as the elder of
the crew. I was definitely doing that before Stucie existed,
for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
It's from the seventies. It's called cool Wait.

Speaker 8 (01:29:02):
All right, but wait, but the cool did your son that?

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
And then you rolled this? No? No, no, no, sorry, See
Stucy put it on.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
He told the boring story because his son drew a
cool ass after I showed him how to draw the
cool ass the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Next day though he did it all by himself, and
I was so fucking proud, so fucking proud of my kids.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
We used to do that for like, if you drew
like a like a like a superhero character with had
like braids or whatever. You would just do that for
like the braid of the hair. That's interesting because they
can't keep going forever. Dude, did you know that?

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Yeah? Try it when you get home, I will say, like.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
A rewarding moment, I was saying to the guys earlier. Uh,
my kids watched Best in Show the other night, and
at the very end of the movie, there's a couple
that's like in therapy and they're like, we're glad we
got rid of the other dog and now we've got
a new dog. And the therapist looks down at his
leg and the dog is humping his leg, and my

(01:29:58):
kid goes like, what's the dog doing? And I go
the dog is trying to have sex with his leg
And my son lost his mind and laughed so hard
and like grabbed a pillow and like put it over
his face and I was like, perfect, and then I
held it on his face.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
I knew now it's a perfect death. It's funny, and
he can go.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
I think that is what's going to be their most
rewarding thing, though, is them laughing at something that you
actually find funny, Like the first time that you say
sixty nine and they go, right, You're like you dog,
Oh yeah, I'm a good dad.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
You know what? I am a good dad? Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
What hotel room are we staying in? Four twenty?

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
And they're like, oh shit, you give a little why
man done?

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
Okay, haven't I?

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Honey?

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
I do think I need to chill on, like the
winks to my kids about things that are funny.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
I'm like, and they're like, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:30:58):
Yeah, for you guys, any take backs, any apologies, any
epic slams.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
You know, the school shooter stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
You're doubling down on that or you're taking that back?

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
What I was gonna say is like, if we could
just circle back? Are we doing take backs and circle backs?

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Yeah? You can't circle backs?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Yeah, takebacks, apologies, circle backs. I just want to do
one circle back to apologize.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Okay, that's big of you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
I want to take back my my Jerry Seinfeld impression.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
You guys made me do it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
It wasn't yeah, like it waswhere I did something and
then you're like, oh, fucking put the spotlight and I'm like,
I don't want to.

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
Is it a take back or is it an epic
slam on us making you do it?

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
Epic slam to you guys for me fucking not being
good at that. But I want to double down on
everybody watching me jerk off as a young kid.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Yeah good.

Speaker 7 (01:32:01):
I also I would like to double down on me
fucking the couch into oblivion, dude. And now you see
a little taste of what it's like in my bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
And I guess for like a.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Spotify YouTube recommendation, like go ahead and listen to that
speed Racer House remix on your way home tonight and guys,
guys and girls on date Night. I'm not saying it's
gonna like get you there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
But it's gonna get you close.

Speaker 8 (01:32:31):
Okay, it'll get you somewhere, probably not there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
Though it's gonna get you. You might not get you there.

Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
It's gonna be like, actually, I'm gonna go Yeah, I'm
actually I'm gonna jump out of your moving car.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Kyle, Kyle. Maybe I'll do like a seasonal summation. Okay.
I like this and just the.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Spirit of Thanksgiving. I'm very thankful to be up here
doing this with.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
You guys, than.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Very that this is the first show back from Thanksgivings.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
It's okay, I'm very thankful for everyone that showed up tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely absolutely. And I ate turkey on Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry, yeah, Adam, wait turkey wow, And I will
apologize for eating turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
What Yeah, And.

Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
Shout out to everybody we're seeing your little Spotify like
read tweets.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
To us thanks for listening to the Yeah, thank you
guys for following this.

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
It says that our audience has grown by thirty this year.

Speaker 8 (01:33:44):
It's pretty fucking big. Yeah yeah, a lot of big
one percenters.

Speaker 7 (01:33:48):
Out there, and the fact that anyone listens to our
podcast that much is well, first of all, get a life,
and but it does.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
It means a lot to us. And thank you guys
for listening.

Speaker 7 (01:33:59):
We really appreciate you, guys, and thank you seeing Antony
give away.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
Say it what did?

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Please don't shothing us.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Who?

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Thank you so much, Antonio, you guys, this is thank
you for coming out. Thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (01:34:31):
This is another episode of FS.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
It's important.

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