Ep 178: Live From The Beacon Theater In NYC: Deadass On Arrival

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
On This Is Important. Do you suck each other's pinkies?
In New York?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
You want to flop your nuts right on someone's forehead?
Remember when I wore that diaper for like six months
as a joke.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
You know what, I'm gonna go backstage and fist myself
real quick.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Buckle up. Whoa New York City?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
What? What? Whoa?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yow?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh my god? Oh let we go.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Puss stop pos stop post.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I didn't think anybody was going to beat match the
energy of crazy ass Long Island and wild ass New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Let's see if they can do blowing the lid off
this bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Dude, New York's like, I'm the daddy. I'm the daddy
now it is kind of the daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
The cool.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's just a swivel chair, Kyle, but pretty standard dish.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
It's actually pretty fast, Jesus, Stivel's pretty fast.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
So that's what we're going to do this podcast. I
was going to swivel in this chair, so we We
actually didn't. We weren't here.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
There's a beautiful theater Jersey, and I weren't here for
the We do like a sound check where Blake make
sure the cause of diarrhea is.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
The perfect the perfect level. That's the sonics. We take
care of the sonics of the show, the perfect levels.
It was a date night for us. It was I'm
glad we got to have that.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'm kind of jealous.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Now what do you guys? You still got stuff in
his mustache? What happened there? Yeah? I had Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Whoa what?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
My friends say hello to each other, don't get your
pecker hard. They don't do that in New York. I
don't know. Do you guys do that? Do you suck
each other's pinkies? In New York West Coast? You? All right?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
We were dude, dude, we were in our hotel in
the lobby and this guy comes over and he's like,
oh shit, I know you.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
And I'm like, what's that? And he goes just he goes,
you're in movies.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
He's like, I know you are. I'm like, he's like,
how do I know you? I'm like, I'm into movies
and TV and stuff. And he's like, I know you
are which one? And I'm like, oh, you know a
bunch of them and he goes, yeah, but which one?
And I go I maybe pitch perfect.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And he goes, haha, you sing.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
But he was like angry the whole time, and I'm
like yeah, like I thought I was gonna fight this guy, right,
and then I'm like, yeah, I sing.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
But it's just like that New York energy. You guys
have that fun energy where they're like, you sing, motherfucker.
This motherfucker sings I'm a fan of you.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's it's like a it's like abrasive, like a deep
tissue massage. He gets in there where he's just like
I'm a big fan fucker all right, which is the
highest praise.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
About to beat your ass off top because I love
you so much.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
And then he goes I'm about to go get someone,
and I'm like, okay, holy shit, like what is about
to happen? And then he comes back with Antonio Brown
the football player, and Antonio Brown, I don't know if
he knows who I am, and he goes He's in
that movie and Antonio Brown's like yeah, and he's like,

(04:01):
we're getting a photo with you and Antonio Brown, and
I'm like, all right, yeah, and so I take a
photo with Antonio Brown. He's wearing this like white marshmallowy
but like stringy coat.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
He looks like a time traveler. He looks like a
time traveler the future. Stringy. It was delicious looking. Oh okay,
like mushroom or I mean like marshmallow noodles. Is that
what are we gonna do?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
It's like a marshmallow if it's like it has like
coconut flakes all over it.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yes, he looked like a hostess snowball. Yeah, exactly right,
if you guys.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
I kind of wish it was like literally just like
string cheese staple to his jacket. String cheese is like,
I'm on some more other ship dog more.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
More other other.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
And then he goes uh uh, and then I go, dude,
I have that exact same jacket. I wish I was
wearing it right now. That would have been hilarious.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
And he goes.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And then he goes, ah, you're fucking with me, You're funny,
And then he told then he told his friend. He's like,
he's like you said he was funny, as if the
friend went out there being like, this guy's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
He mentioned the one movie that I know what a
funny guy funny and this motherfucker sings.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I gotta imagine like if the tables were turned someone
was like, Hey, you gotta meet this guy. He plays football,
and then you go meet Antonio Brown. You're talking, and
then suddenly he just is like catching footballs. You're like, see,
I told you he played football.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I wonder how often that happens, because you know how
people will come up to us and be like, yo,
tell a joke, funny man, or for me, they're like
we would a bunch of girls like, oh my god,
can you sing something?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
And I'm like, no, bitch, damn, and then they go
they're offended for a second. Ago just kidding. Please don't
set the music everyway.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I got a.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
We're basically the.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Way.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's exhausting being your friend because wherever we go, he
might have to do that, and I'm like, yeah, airplane,
wherever I'm your house.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
If one, if one fourteen year old girl.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Can you sing?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I have to say no, bitch, bro to put them
on their toes, and then I do it. And then
I do it because I am a nice guy. You
are a nice science.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
But then we had a nice little, uh, a nice
little dinner day while they were doing the work.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
So thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
How does it sound everybody during the dinner day?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is it okay?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
It's actually like I could go for a little more
of the monitors. Oh, get out of town.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
During the dinner day, he's telling me about meeting Antonio Brown.
Antonio Brown is just in the street out the window
with like a full length what do we call those,
It's like a fluorescent it's like U tube light filming
the music video.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
They're called asteratubes.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
And there's two guys holding these tubes with a camera
smart yes, intelligence points and then there's a there's two
guys holding these tubes, one guy with the camera doing
this move yeah and he's like yeah, and then Antonio
Brown and it's like two friends are like rapping.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
But it's so funny when you can't hear the raps
and you just see guys going like to the camera,
you're the camera, You're the camera.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
In string cheese jackets. And the dude rapping was very
and Antonio Brown.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Right, Antonio was intense and the tall guy was very
like that new style rap where it's just kind of like.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, goodbye, it's just a lot.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's a lot of mime work. There's a lot of
like loading guns mime work where it's just like just
nuts and bolts of it, like take the clip out,
dropping the clip like rappers have been like they want
to make sure you understand because they see the like
the sign interpreters on the side, and they're like, we
don't need her, like let's not pay her.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'll just do it all here. That makes a lot
save money. They're getting smarter about business.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I like that if they're really getting good at like
they're super getting into the gun miming, and like at
one point it's like it's going on down and he's
like shooting.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
He's like, oh ship, the safety is one.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
It's like cot cod and he's like the space work
is and then he hurts it off and goes, is
that YouTube?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
What do you do? What did you do? Oh? He's yes, yes, yeah,
of course, yeah, okay, yeah, I gotta call.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, okay, you're getting points for mine points And I
did shoot myself in the head, so I don't know
for necessitating me.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I don't know. You never know.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
You you got fact that just makes more blood squirt
out of my head. Whones, you have to try, you
have to try, like he's been shot in the head.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Just electrocute him. Just suck his stick real quick. What whoa?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Just just give him the give him the shocker and
one one person goes for the defibulator and the other
guy starts taking his pants.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Down, and it's like, I don't know how this is
gonna help. Come on, pink, but there's a lot of stinks.
Should I go three in the back?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
What do I do?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
We're in the pink? Is it one or is it
two in the bank? It doesn't look like the stink
would even feel the two. Somebody cut his balls and
then I'll put three in Were gonna go five in
the stink? Are you friend?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's dying?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Why are you dying?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Why are the fisting my grandpa?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
And you know what, I guess you guys aren't tripping
because that's just another night in New York City for y'all.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You guys are like seeing it not a big deal. Yeah, dude,
five five in the stink. That's just our lives. That's
just our lives.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's the best you heard me go. I love it.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Five in the stink.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I love it, guys, I love it. I know we
were kind of talking all over each other and the
crowd is like, we know, I was screaming that just
a minute ago.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Okay, well you guess what.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yes, Well it was a very fertile area. We all
wanted to jump in with our amount of the stink.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Remember when you thought fisting was like this, and then
at some point you learned it was like way more gentle.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
And you're like, well, that makes sense for a lot
of people sometimes when they're learning is from you right now.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
And whenever I see like anyone having a conversation, it's like,
I assume they're talking about fists.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Anytime you go past an Italian restaurant, it's just like.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Ah, like the Sopranos I used to watch on mute
while I folded laundry.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm like, no, they really liked fisting. Oh my god,
it's HBO so.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Freak Well, I mean that makes sense, Like you're really
gonna come up to the fucking this bro.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah yeah, dude, or the butthole? Right yeah, stink or pink?
What do we talk about?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I figure. You can fist anything, right.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
You can fist anything. You can knock yourself out.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
You know what, I'm gonna go backstage and fist myself
real quick.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Hey, there we go.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
You guys just hear me. Oh fuck, yeah, no, I got.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
When is that going to become a thing? People are like,
you know what the fuck yourself?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Is he doing it?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
He's been talking about this a lot on tour, how
he wants to take more time for him.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I just had a whole prop where I'm just up
to my elbow and I'm like, yeah, I can't get
it out right, I can't get it out. I have
to I have to sit like this the rest of
the time. Fuck.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
I don't know. Hey, guys, tonight's special. I just want
to do this real quick because speaking of fisting, my
mother is in the audience.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Oh my god, and it is her birthday today, and
isn't that Yeah? Is it the funniest birthday? Unfortunately, No,
she's sixty eight and we're all fucking pissed about it.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
She should be turning sixty nine and the way funnier
of her birthday. So here's my problem is it. It's
like it's like you don't care, Pam.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
It's like you don't care that we're at the Beacon
Theater and what we need is a sixty ninth.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Birthday would really put it over the edge.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
You knew we were going to be on tour. You
couldn't have just fast forwarded time a little bit.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Mom the fuck?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
No wonder he's so fucked up. Yeah, but but still
in honor.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Even though it's not the funniest birthday, it's a special
birth I feel that we should all sing.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Her Happy birthday. Where happy I love your mom, I

(13:38):
love you, thanks for making me.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
That's a really sweet moment after the fisting discussion.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Just remind it, just reminded me of her. And by
the way, guys, Kyle's mom is super cool. Not forty
eight hours? Did I see ago? Did I see her
pole dancing in Long Island?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh my god, that's so true.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
She was.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, not to be out done, bro, she got We
got there just in time for her shift. Yeah, just
saw her just getting off. She took her knee, race off,
climbed her up all right up on that well. As
cool as your dad.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
This was like at a speakeasy under the venue that
the owner had with like a secret locked door.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, he wants you to know he's cool and he
was invited to that.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
We get it.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
You know what speakeasies are. So there's a poll there.
Your mom gets down, you're filming it, what I was
filming it.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I got the camera about to do that.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Whatever you do, you check that footage before you hand
it over to iHeart okay.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
But what's cool is your dad was just kind of
in the corner, enjoying it as one would, right, but
then he peels his coat off and is like, my turn.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
And straight up was like and did a whole three
sixty and then laid on his laid on his back.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
He landed on his back somehow like let himself down
and it's laid there for like thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
And I'm glad he's okay. I'm glad your okay. That
was big. We were just raised differently, yes, and there's
a there's an appreciation. But I watched that and I
just I go.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Wow, Well, I think that's why we work together so well, Durs,
I feel like your parents should do that.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Blake's parents should do that, Uh would.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Your I think, well, my mom was a cheerleader, so
I'm assuming Yeah, at some.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Point would get on the step away from the pole. Cheerleading.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I think it's a logical jump.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, that old tail. Yeah, my mom was a cheerleader,
but for the wrestling team. What okay, it's Iowa.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Wait was your mom miss Elizabeth with Randy Savage?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
So I was like, so, like, that's probably just as
good as the football basketball team, right, And she's like,
no different.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
She's like I tried out for that and landed on
the wrestling team.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Right.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
She did a cartwheel and got stuck in a handstand
and was like I can't get out of this.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
They're like, that's pretty good. Go hit the mat.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I didn't realize that different sports had different cheerleaders. I
didn't know that was a thing. That's cool. You got
to do sports. Hey, the year sports, that's how you
have to actually watch Oh yeah, that's true. I need
to I need to pay attention. Did you not play
any sports? So? I mean you played baseball and then
what happened to cigarettes? Cigarettes got in the way? Cigarettes
got in the way. Yeah, I chose. I chose that

(16:25):
nicotine over the home runs.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Man.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, the word it was a bad choice, but that
got me in the theater, which was cool. You know,
cigarette blake.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
You saw all you saw the nerdy kids wearing all
black and the outside the theater, and you're like, those
are my people.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's it. They're also choosing nicotine.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
That's good. Hey, well you notice you're smoking? Did you
see auditions are up?

Speaker 5 (16:50):
I might as well try. But then I ran the spotlight.
I didn't get on the stage. They put me on
top of a coke machine.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Because you can light a cigarette off that hot ass light.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I was fucking wild, like I think
we're gonna let you run spot But in terms of
in terms of high school, I got my my letter
as a bowler.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I was a bowler.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
That's where I got my varsity letter. So there was
absolutely a big time. Do you guys get a letter
on the sleeve? A letter on your varsity jacket, you know,
to put on the sleeve the check? Oh I never
did that part.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You know it's crazy though. Now you're in front of
the spotlight. How does it feel?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Baby?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Feels wrong? Man? I feel like I should be right
up there operating that spotlight. I feel most of the
crowd agrees. Yeah, yeah, I know, I get it. They
look at us and Kyle should be running spot. It
feels like a snuck up here and it was like
safe somewhere.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I didn't, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I had an accident one as a kid, so I
couldn't physically play sports. So I got into theater too,
and uh ah, you were almost crippled, and so I
got into theater too. But I was a little embarrassed
by it. Now I'm like, why the fuck was I
embarrassed at the time. You Yeah, at the time, I
was like a little where I would like go to
rehearsals and then uh like I would go smoke we

(18:09):
with my friends after school, yeah, and then have to
make an excuse that I have to leave and be like,
I gotta go help my dad build a deck. I
was building a deck for like four months.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
But really, you are building a character.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Do you think that there's something just a little embarrassing
when you're very young to be like, I'm gonna go
pretend to be someone else because I'm not enough as myself.
Oh damna, no one else is like I'm gonna go
play football, I'm gonna go be on the chess team.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
You go pretend to be someone you're not.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I'm gonna go be Macbeth.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
I'm not trying to get Hella deep.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
But his dad was kind of embarrassing that you're like,
I gotta go check out from who I am for
a minute and be somebody from one hundred and twelve
degrees in the shade.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, that wasn't what I was us about. It was
the amount of makeup that they had you put on. Yeah,
and you looked fucking insane. And then my dad still
to this day, is like, you still wear makeup for
like for not now, but like for like when you're
shooting in a show or a movie or whatever, they
put makeup on you, and he's like.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
You're wearing makeup.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Bed de Niro doesn't wear makeup, And I'm like, I
was in a movie with Robert de Niro. He for
sure wears makeup. In fact, I think he probably wears
more makeup because he's eighty years old.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, he has a makeup line for sure.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
My dad's like doubted, He like refuses to believe.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, I wasn't supposed to say, but that's not his
real nose and it hasn't been for decades.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yes, I actually got one.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
He has to reapply that shit. Yeah, so the reason
you were embarrassed is because your father shamed you.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Right, which I actually think is a good thing for children.
I think. Yeah, I really do. I think we need
to bring bullying back out of the way.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, not to an eighties or nineties level, but like
to a two thousand and two two thousand.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
And one level. I agree.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
I do agree a certain level of bullying can help
you second guess certain decisions that you're making as a human.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, it's just like a check. Maybe I'm not fully goth.
Maybe I'm not a human vampire. Yeah, maybe I stop
at the eyeshadow, you know what I mean, And then
maybe you don't even start there.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Maybe maybe, right, I do kind of want to see
Kyle with cat eye, though, like just a little subtle.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Did you ever wear an eyeliner?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I wore eye.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Well, I didn't wear it on my everyday life, but
I no question, I jumped at the chance whenever it
was a possibility, Like fucking loved it, dude.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
So that's every day because that eyeliner costs like a dollar. No,
but I mean, like I.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Didn't do it like if I was just going to
seven eleven to get a slurpie or something like that,
but if it was like a special party, that was
like a goth party.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I was always like, Kyle, special, you guys went to
high school together?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
How many? How many special goth parties were there?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I feel like there may be a birthday you got
invited to that I did not.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, I mean I'm in birthday at Dragon's house. Come
dark or don't come at all.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Right, I'm thinking like Jillian, Jillian had a goth party
once and like I fucking wanted to wear that.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
As an adults, that four year old human mad talking
about Jillian Michael's the famous guru.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah yeah, relax, not Jillian Bell, but we love her.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
We do love Jillian Bell. Give it up. That's not
when you were in high school, Kyle. That was that's
you were a twenty in high school. I didn't fuck
with ice.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, that was like peak irony, so you could get
away with anything. Remember when I wore that diaper for
like six months as a joke.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah that was weird.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
And dir It's just like I'm shitting right now. Yeah,
isn't it hilarious? We're like, yeah, dude, it's gonna catch on.
I wish you wouldn't, but I kept saying, pamp for yourself.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
That's true. Yes, there's your points.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Now I get it.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Now, I get it.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I just got it.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Actually, holy shit, it's really funny.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
That's really fun You you didn't go through any weird phase,
did you. Did you go through a Blake?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, Blake Blake. It's always our our fashion forward friend.
So when it was like a ed Hardy type age, okay, okay,
you never went ed Hardy, but you wore some ed
Hardy adjacent type clothing.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, And I bet if you had a little more
money in your pocket you might have been at hard Wait,
so did you buy ed Hardy or were you get that?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I think it was a fliction because that ship was fucking.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
That's a good way to describe it. Cool, even worse,
it was an affliction.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
No, those all of that kind of clothing that was
those were gifts.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
They were gifts from who.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
From my stepmother. She's like, yeah, She's like, I want
you to be a fucking Eddie Hardy bro. Dude.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
She like thought I that was my vibe.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
That was hot right then. That was like the that
was the move. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
But I also had like a little afro and like
zero muscle or anything.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
So I just was like, this was your like start,
this was your start, Like you just start her kit,
you get the It was like, please, God, don't be
a little bitch. Right if we buy him this, he'll
drive a lifted truck and start grappling.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, but every shirt I wore, it'd be like a fliction.
But it looked like I was wearing like a nighty teeth,
like I was going to bed.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Right all right. But one day you would roll up
cock Diesel with corn rows and she'd be like, we
did it. We did it, honey, Yeah we got them.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
I miss Linda.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
She's a great person.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
She's still alive. I just don't see.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
She's dead to me. But had to choose sides never matter.
I don't think I never really really went through like
a I guess I'm still in my exact phase. Yeah,
what's that punk roc all Star? Okay for sure? For sure? Yeah,

(24:25):
I'm just loving Green Day and Blink. So no growth,
no growth at all, dude.

Speaker 10 (24:34):
No.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I think I talked about this a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
But we found this old like note that I had
to write for like some class, and Chloe found it
when we're back home visiting my parents and we can
now we can't find it again. We should have kept it.
But it said, uh, like goals for my life. And
then one was getting buff check check check.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Fucking big time check. He's the stuff out of this jacket, dude.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Uh what?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Two was being big time comedy star. Hey, that's what
you don't know that you don't know this when you're
not around. That's what we fucking I know. You don't
want to do it your face because like weird, but.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Like we're like, where the fuck is the buff big
time comedy star?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
And then uh, three was ladies Okay dude, yeah dude,
so and that's essentially my life. So yeah, I'm the
same exact person I was in the seventh grade when
I wrote that letter.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
There's a certain beauty to just remaining on the same flight. Baby,
good job man, way to go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I haven't grown at all, just even in my musical
taste because my like top.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
We looked this up the other day Spotify Spotify raps.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Which shout out to everybody who was your number one
podcast was this is Important.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
That's that was That was big time.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
That was.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Oh here's the photo of me and Antonio Brown. I
don't know if you can see that, but it got smaller.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Guys, take a picture. You can zoom in later. Yeah,
just take a photo of that, because there's me and
the best of friends. It'll be funny.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
He's he's probably here, but go ahead.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, no, I I took a week. My number one
was Blink Lens Go, then Beastie Boys, I meant, then
Rage against the Machine, the Machine, then Green Day and
then the Pixies.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I have not grown.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I'm kind of proud of the Pixies. That's a good vibe.
I'm into that.

Speaker 9 (26:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Thanks, was pretty far down there was it purely just
from fight Club. It was just at one song again
closing credits like this, what was your top five?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Kyle? Oh? Mine? Mine were all like French No, No,
I want you to read it, Kyle, top five and
it was like you live on another planet. The bands
they were just weird instruments you think you've heard of. Yeah,
they were like.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Number one is real?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Number one artist was a Theoreman. Where the is it? Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
I must have lost it? What's a belly heart? No, dude,
this is perfect for me though. But my top artist.
Number one is a French guy named Lonely in the Rain.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh wait, that's his that's his government names his number
one artist for the year.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
That means when he listens to music, he's listening to
the Lonely in the Rain.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Due you listen to twenty thousand hours of Lonely in
the Rain.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
How are you good? But I don't reach out, I'm
not okay, I'm dealing with some ship. I'm a phone call.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Also, you haven't grown either, because you've always been a
kid show.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
If it's ding outside, you're out there like mad skateboarding,
be like epic in the rain. You know what gets me?
Like and then hey, Ali's this high off the ground
and then falls and then eats ship in the rain. Yeah,
number two, let's go down. Your still bucking the system
by not wearing shoes on stage. Yeah, fucking disaster, my guy. Yeah,

(28:38):
there's no shoes around here. They're here, I have them here.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
I did enter the stage with fucking shoes, but I
got hot, okay, okay, a little bit too toasty.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah. Number two. Number two is an artist called plume.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Okay, all right, big roar from the.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Crowd by way number three in their minds over you're
not going to know me in the rain and Plume.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
And then there's another French guy named mister Tulmond. Do
you seek quick question? Do you speak French?

Speaker 11 (29:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Okay, go ahead French though? Right? Well, he sings a song.
His song is a song called Sunny Day. I like that.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
No, that's Sesame Street.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh right, this is my kid's top artists.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
And then another band called Trinix, and then number five
is Tea Mid So nobody knows. I'm on another planet.
I already started this with the same ship. I'm on
another planet. But I'm happy over here. I'm happy for you.
I'm happy for you. You found, you found what you like? Yeah, dude,
I do I do with my ears?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Like?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
What time is it? How much time are we going
to sit here? Remember when we talked about bringing that
bullying we're doing. You don't just talk about it.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
We do it.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
We're doing it, and honestly, it helps me consider what
I'm doing. That's it does? That's okay?

Speaker 12 (30:02):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Do you want me to play the number one song
by Lonely in the.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Rain, I would like to hear it.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Let's let's let's see what kind of tip Kyle's rips.
Oh yeah, so this is music you drink off?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Dude. Yeah, this is Kyle. This is Kyle like doing
reverse gram Dude. I love this. It just makes me happy,
like I'm rubbing the top, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
It's your turn to take the kids to school.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I'm coming, yes, but this is you can even maybe
bend your dick in your own butthole nice and just
trying to sit with it for a little.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
This is the kind of ship I want to break
dance to.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
This feels like this set and was that it can
you go to like the middle of the song just
to get like a little It is the.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
Exact same thing ethereal oh way way, oh I take
it back, I do it so they break it.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh Jesus, oh Ship, here we go.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Oh yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh are you okay?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Are you okay? Oh my god, oh my.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
God, oh shit, oh Ship, yeah, oh yes.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, oh my god, oh holy holy answer. Dude. I
love that so much.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
That's like when like a little kid is like their
parents are penitentialm and they're like, mom, watched.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
It yeah, watch this, watch this, but we have to
honestly do the slide. Yeah, that hurt. The slide on
my knees. My five year old son, he told me
that that's actually really impressive. How are you watching you
do that? My pants up?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
You just can slid on your knees like a five
year old.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
The fucking streaks, Bro, Kyle relaxed. Just call Bona bos
and you'll get another pair. There are there's a layer
of Kyle's knee right here. But wait, this is Kyle's Yep,
that's Kyle.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Take a picture. Well, we'll post that later on the socials.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Wow, watching you do that, it reminds me that, like
when I'm working out and doing like actual exercise.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
And I do like a pull up, you look like,
by the way, he looks great. When is my last
pull up? When's my last pull up gonna happen?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Oh? Like you're saying, like due to age or like
your arms.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Come because at a certain point you can't Well, Kyle,
Kyle's happened in two thousand and.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Seven, when I'm kind of rough, I can't do it.
I tried it at your house. I remember before we
did the Irvine Show. I remember we got pretty young,
but I would not consider that my last pull up.
I would consider that pull up bar to be a
bully to me, and now I need to work harder.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's why you fit so well on today's society, where
you blame the pull up bar, not the fact that
you can't do a pull up right.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Well, So bring back bully, That's what I'm saying. I
didn't blame anything. It's all me, bro.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Everyone here to I leave this place and go bully someone.
It's like fight club, Go pick a fight, dude.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
We're in New York. They literally do that all the time.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Other like that's true. Yeah, they're like, hey, you don't
have to worry about us.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
New York stays New York. Like I saw a dude
today come from like around a block to like one
of the stands where they just sell like gum and hot.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Dogs or whatever. That's a hot dogs dance, y y
y Yeah, pretty famous and you just.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Came from all the way down the streets like you
owe me four dollars?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, And that wasn't just like he paid earlier. I
think this was from like last week. I was like,
holy shit, how's this gonna end? I kind of just
like stood in the back.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yeah, you walked away, but you turned to see it
was still happening. And the guy was like, yeah, you're
like that just went south.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Was literally, dude, no matter what, when you're in New York,
people are having It's usually on their phone, but like
the most serious conversation.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, have you guys seen a girl crying yet?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
No, every time I go to New York's has so
many videos on his phone of girls crying.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
That's kind of what he that's an Instagram algorithm. It's
just women crying.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
But like New York is a unique place where like
kind of everything is out happening in the open, and like, yeah,
you always see a girl just leaning up against a building,
like sobbing fully crying in La the seat is reclined
in the car and it happens there.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, when they're done, they come back up.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
And dude, I was at Starbucks this morning and there
was a night on the phone and she like the
music was kind of loud, so she was speaking loudly.
But also she from New York, so she was speaking loudly.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
She's like, how loud, dude, how loud?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
She's like, I don't know. I just feel like you've
been being real shady to me lately, real shady. And
then she like, wait, and this.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Was your doing the exact voice. Yeah, and it sounds
exactly like your voice.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
It was me talking to my mom. She said, she sat,
she wait, she listened, and then she's like, are you
being dead ass? And she says, are you being dead ass?
She's like, all right, I gotta go. My coffee's ready, dude.

(35:38):
And I was like, I heard my first dead ass
in the wild.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Yes, I know what's crazy. I was watching it was
like the Complex? Was it complex? Where they say like, uh, goat?
It's like goat talk between two celebrities and our favorite,
our favorite person, Ice Spice was on it.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yes, o Ice.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Spice, who that is? They were like, what's your favorite slang?
And she goes, oh, I gotta go like way old
school dead ass and that's way old school.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Well she's.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Old, but like that's crazy. That's dead ass to me. Yeah,
that's I don't think that works. Yeah, dead ass? Dead
ass is serious? Are you being dead ass?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Serious? And then you cut out the serious and it's.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
After you've hit him with the defibrillator and shove your
fucking fist off their ass.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
It's dead ass. They're dead ass, dead assay Urban dictionary.
H Hey Isaac, Okay, is it possible, guys. Yeah, we're
gonna need to tap the rockies, Isaac. Isaac's coming out here.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
You know what to take a shirt off, Isaac. We're
in New York City. Yes, he showed his nipples. Hey,
you better show these naps he showed.

Speaker 11 (37:18):
This is.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
He showed.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I don't realize how wild people were gonna get to
see somebody's titties. This is the same kind of makes
me want to show mine.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Like this idea, this idea, you have some nasty dudes
and our hold on, you got some nasty dude.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
God, Hey, Todd, would you mind playing me something real
nasty in this motherfucker?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
What's happening? This will for the people on top.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when
a girl sucks all my chits.

Speaker 11 (38:08):
I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when
a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of a
nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks all
my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like
when a girl sucks all my tits.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
You one kind of a nasty dude. I like it
when a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of
a nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks
all my tits.

Speaker 11 (38:29):
Uh, the tits, stits, those tits, tits.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Look I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it
when a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of
a nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks
all my tits.

Speaker 12 (38:46):
Oh, oh titties, Oh titties, oh tittes.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
I'm kind of a nasty dude.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I like it when a girl sucks all my tips.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
I'm kind of a nasty dude.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I like i when a girl suck song my kids,
I'd kind of a nasty dude, want to suck song
like So, I'm kind of a nasty dube.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
S Oh, I'm kind of a nasty dude. I liked
it when that girl sucked on my test. Damn yeh.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yo, hot hot, hot, hot, hot hote. Those are so good.
Look at them? Hang you guys, how much weight is
on those?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
They are about eighty five pounds?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Can I may I jiggle your absolutely? Yeah, this is
like a fucking wait a second, a weight vest. Don't
help me flip this cushion over? It choked.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Hey, this is the first time I've done this before.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, right right, I don't believe you. Wow, that felt like, uh, homie,
homie death by Hey, let's just get rid of these guys.
Come on, this is so stupid, homie. Why why do
you own those.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
For the show?

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Adam? What are you talking about to get a deal?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Was it two for one?

Speaker 6 (40:22):
It was?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Hey, I'll give those.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Points, yes, but yeah, yeah, she really, she really went after.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Your holy ship. You supped on my titty so long?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, he's now we did that. Well.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
What was cool is I saw people, I saw legitimate
a lot of people knowing that song we.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Might have a hit.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Maybe, Bro, we knew it was a hit from the
moment we recorded that though.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Hey, maybe we could collab was lonely in the rain.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I bet you could.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I bet it's some guy named Jeff who's like I
would love literally caught your right.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
You're the only one who listens.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah, I'm in the top zero point one percent of
your listeners, Bro, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Like Kyle, you finally called I was waiting for you
to reach out.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
I'm trying to figure out how to say that in French.
But just sweet nasty dude. Yeah, like it when a
girl sucks on my tits?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
What is what is just swim in? I am okay,
not Jim Appel, Like I'm I am nasty Jim a
nasty dude pel or something like that. You put it
in the center.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I was legit afraid because I purchased the set of
titties online in LA, but I was scared to.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Bring them on the line in LA. You were scared
to what?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Well?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I When I was packing them in my bag, I'm like,
I'm about to get flagged on some weird terrorist ship.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah that's a lot of silicone. Oh maybe now whoa maybe?
Oh no he didn't. That's right, Yeah, maybe maybe, But
finish show yours. The best part about tonight is this
is the big theater.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
It's a beautiful theater. iHeart Radio. We're part of iHeart Radio.
And uh they like heads of iHeart Radio came to
the show, didn't. Yeah, we're coming to the show and
we're like our show. When we say we're part of
iHeart Radio, we're the taint.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the part we are the of iHeart.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
You.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
You're kind of a nasty dude, sure, yeah, are you
still nasty because you made that song quite a while
ago and you were kind of nasty.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Are you nastier? Are you less nasty? They're less nasty?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
To be fair, That's kind of why I got the
fake titties because we did that song like two other times,
and and I would just show my titties and I'd
be like, yo, comes, fuck titties. And then I when
a stranger would suck my titties, I started doing you
get rock hard. I'm like, I hope my girlfriend doesn't
find out and break up with me immediately.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
All of a sudden, your pants go right.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
So I'm enjoying this too much.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Yeah, I'm partially kind of still nasty, dude. I don't
like it when a stranger girl sucks on my tits.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Well, I would say that if a girl were to
suck on my tits, your boobs are huge.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Hey, can we get a spotlight on Adam. Let's let
him take this one for a while.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
Walk.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
No, let's let's get a course light. Spotlight on Adam
real quick.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
It's not it's not that's fine, they they're not they're
up they're smoking cigarette. So the spotlight person, what do
I need to come up there? But they're just chained
slucking SIGs. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I don't need it.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
If if a girl sucks on my tits, that does
nothing for me. Dude, what do you mean I take you?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Oh there we go? Yeah there it is great.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Well you got you gotta turn us down.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Turn the rest of that, turn it around, the stage down,
please and let this man speak. Thank you, and now
we freeze.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
A girl.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Spoken word. Itp a girl word to suck it on
my tentacles. It doesn't do anything for me.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
What does it do for you? This is a monologue, sir,
It doesn't do it sounds good, it doesn't do anything
for me.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Your booms are cute, honestly, dude, you should let me try.
Oh whoa, no, no, not now, not now, dude, that's
so tired.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I'm not into that. That is so what do you
want me to do? That's like that's like manogram ready, whoa?
This is getting to be like fucking that's plack up. Hey,
can I just say something? I hear I hear you, guys.
I hear you, guys, there's why didn't you say it then?

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Dog? Yeah, that's that's good. And to be fair, I
hear you guys, but why do you say why do
you get for Connolly in the labyrinth? You have no
power over me?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yes, yeah, but also that's kind of bitch man, because
you literally just said I'll suck your tins and then
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
You didn't literally say that. I said you should let
me try, okay, and then I was like, okay, he
didn't say now on my time?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
All right.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I do believe that if titty sucking is you want to,
you want to do it in private.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I'm obviously yeah, it's me you Antonio.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Brownmie with the tube light, and I'm forget about I'm
concerned about your nipples though them, because for that to
not be in a rog in his zone, I don't
think they're big enough for it to like really pop.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
What's going on? How do you have nothing when somebody
like we're to lick or suck your tits? You have
no feeling?

Speaker 8 (46:12):
Well?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
No might? I mean no?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Because I'm not a woman. I think women have more
advanced nipple technology. That's very fair and very Adam Well said.
I was like, that works yeah, then technology is through
the roof. Men have much dumber tech right there, the analogue.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I think I saw that in a Skims commercial where
they're like women's breast advanced technologies really crushes their boobs
together to make it look good.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
You think you saw that?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I think, so what is skims? What the skims?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Skims? That's like Kim Kardashian's fucking I think the NBA
wears them now. It's like it's like body suits.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
It wears its sponsors women's bra it's the official shapewear
of the NBA.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Shapewear.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Yeah, it's spanks, yes, kind of yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
But spanks are not yes, spanks whatever, Who cares.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Basically, that one lady made a trillion dollars on spanks,
and Kim Kardashian was like, I think if we just
make them in brown, we'll make hell of money too,
And then the.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Spanks lady was like, fuck, I never made it in brown,
damn it? What made it in vericos fain white?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, I didn't know. And why did the NBA players
wear them? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Because now it's available and because they're lown, they're like
they're like we're right, we're fat, right.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I think it was from when like dudes were dunking
on dudes and their nuts were just in there on
their forehead. They're like, let's let's suck that up a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Isn't you want the other guy to do that? You
don't want to do that. You want to flop your
nuts right on forehead?

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Are you like the guy who like doesn't shower before
the wrestling match to use that as like part of
your advantage.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
That's a fantastic tactic.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I never was a wrestler, but I mean, like in
your mind if you did, if your legs actually worked
and you could do.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Anything with the legs that you lost. You know, I'm
just being.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Straightforward alone blone because anything would you not shower?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
I mean yeah? Would that would? I would? I win?

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Then it sucks if you're in a call by a
funky ass dude as opposed to a dude who's like
fully brooded out.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Like you're kind of like I could live here for
a little bit. I see. That's the difference between us
who get started the penis right, or we can scream
who gives a fuck? And see who means it?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I I think I would rather have bo than too
much cologne. Right, too much cologne drives me fucking crazy.
Too much clones rough, So that would be your tactic. Yeah,
I mouse myself in cool water, right, But then a
backfires because cool water wasn't is an aphrodisia act, right,
and he just can't help himself. He just starts fucking right,

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and then they're like negative points.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I don't know, I think.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I mean, technically, yes, you pinned him, but you also
entered him.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
You can get up now. Yeah, I don't know how
many points do you get for that.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
What I really want to see is like this year's
Slam Dunk contest, whoever's in it, they're like, oh, shiit,
what's he doing? Ah, he's taking the skims off, dude, Yeah, dude.
And then it's just some dude just dropping his nuts
on another man.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
That's what I really want to see.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I want to see you you want your dick to
hit someone in the face when you dunk?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Well? To me?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
To me, I'm like, it's not enough, not enough to
make a whole line specifically geared towards NBA players just
squash their nuts against their thighs.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I'm like boxer shorts can do that, boxer shorts or
boxer brief. You said boxer shorts and you were wrong.
I did say that.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
He was wrong.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
He said the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
He did say the wrong things. Hey, you know what,
and I'm you know what, that's fine because I'm all
about bringing bullying back.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
We don't let shits live.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
And I think it's okay if you miss so if
you if your friend misspeaks, you're allowed to bring that
back around for eternity.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Oh yeah, forever dude at his funeral and ship be
like he was a good guy. Couldn't speak the fucking
English language though he was trying.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
He said new York. He said new York once he
said Newark. Oh yeah, remember how mad because I guess
it's Nork.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Like someone said it's Nork and I was like, you're
a fucking Nork. No, dude, bully asha, Bullying's back. Yeah,
like you're a fucking Nork.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Dude. Don't don't smell what's.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
In my pockets now, I know though I will. No,
I think it's it's u. If you're educated, it's Newark.
And if you're a fucking moron like us, it's Nork.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Right, that's right. Yeah, I think that's right. I love that.
That was the the uh sauce.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yes, I had to look I had to look for
you for help for with that.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I was like, it was paste sauce. They say get
a rope at the end of that commercials somebody died. Yeah,
what New York explained that to me.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
The commercial was this UH paste is made in like
San Antonio, and they're like, oh, we like San Antonio.
That's fucking great, that's perfect. And then he looks at
the label and he says.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
What the fuck this stuff's made in New York City,
New York.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
And then they say get a rope to string the
dude up to kill them, which I feel like is
maybe an overreaction.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I would say that's a little bit of an overreaction.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
And also I love the marketing because you know, there's
a marketing call and they're like and we're gonna kill them.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
At the end, I he's gonna say load the shotgun
and they're.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Like, whoa heads a shotgun and they're like revolver and
they're like, maybe we get off guns and they're like,
sharpen the knife and they're like, well, now they're visualizing
someone being stabbed to dead sharp knife and they're like,
how about get a rope and you're like, I guess
we could hang them.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
That's not offensive to anyone by that.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah, it's in the eighties. And they're like, great, let's
go do a bunch of coke.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Yeah, all right, cool coke tar and by the way
o'clock somewhere for sure the dude's making the commercial were
from fucking Madison Avenue.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Did I I remember the first he said? I liked?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Also, yeah, me too. I remember the first time I
ever came to New York City. I was like a
big deal for me because when I was eighteen, I
was like, am I going to move to LA or
New York? Because my dream was to always be on
SNL veiled and uh yeah, they will not return my calls.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
So I wanted to be on in SNL. So I
was like, maybe I moved to New York.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
And then my dad ran into someone at a at
a hotel lobby and they were like, oh, yeah, it's
like three thousand dollars for a one bedterm apartment in
New York And my Dad's.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Like, you're moving to lay So then I moved there.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
But then when I got a live at Gotham, which
was the stand up show for Comedy Central, and it
was the first time I was going to be flown
out to New York. I was like, Mom, Dad, I
want you to come out to New York. It'll be
our first time all of us in New York City.
It'll be incredible. And my dad goes, fuck that, Jesus,
and I'm like what And he goes, I never want

(53:57):
to go to New York and I'm like, what are
you talking about? And he goes too many people, I
don't like it, and I'm like all right. And then
I found out years later it was just because he
had a fishing trip planned.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Oh what, yeah, it's important.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
He was gonna go on a fishing trip with his
friend Scotti. The body, Oh we know the body. We
found the body.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah, you know the body, and uh.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
He like just didn't want to reschedule all the fishing trips,
so he made a huge stink about like I hate
New York. All the subways in the and the people.
And there's good food, yeah, good food, fun places to
hang out.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Easy to get around, super walkable, fuck that. Fuck that.
Fuck really good pizza and Italian food, not for me.
I always hated Italian food. Dad, it's your favorite food.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Fuck's subway meatball sandwiches or nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I bet they don't have good steaks in New York City, Dad,
they have the best restaurants in the world in New
York City.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Doubt it. Yeah, Fuck, that also is a York I
don't know that that's actually fair, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I'm just gonna be on TV for the first time
in my life, and uh, maybe this might be the
last time.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I have no idea. Don't give me started on TV.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
I'll TV.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Oh it, fuck that, I'll TiVo with the TVO that
you bought me. With the money that you're earning from.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
This, I'd rather go fishing. Fuck. Oh what out in mean?
JK that it's important?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Br And then, by the way, now he denies that
story all all day. He came and visited me when
I was shooting, and he has a huge apartment on
fifty I don't even know if that's she came to
visit me when I was shooting. That isn't a romantic movie.
He came to visit and he was like, tell you what,
New York's pretty damn fun.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Oh, my god, for sure, your dad loves it. He's like,
he's like this police rips. That's his new thing.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
He learned rip about five years ago and now everything rips.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yeah, he was like, hey, you dead ass it rips.
Your dad's saying dead ass is good. That would be great.
That would be fantastic, dead ass. It would it really
would as to me, it would be dead ass. Honestly
to you it would be dead ass.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
It is.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Yeah, that is cool that he likes it. Now Blake
hates it and wouldn't shut up about that. Backstage, so
he starts pandering about how cool New York is and
how's the greatest thing was the first.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Time that you came to New York? Blake?

Speaker 10 (56:41):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Were we all together?

Speaker 8 (56:43):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:44):
It was probably on some central.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Dude, do you remember what didn't we go to the
first time when we went to SNL, that was the
first time we care.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Jillian was.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
No, Jillian was a writer.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
On SNL and Michael Yeah, and we all went to
her apartment and stayed in her apartment that week.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Jillian Bell and uh, and it's like after right after
season one, I think film season one hadn't aired yet.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I believe so we before season one because we weren't
sure if she was gonna be able to shoot Workaholics
that's right, and our number two would have been Rebel Wilson.
Rebel was we were gonna go out to Rebel if
it wasn't going to be Jillian, but obviously fuck her. Sure,
but Jillian, uh, she was writing for SNL and we

(57:35):
were like, we wouldn't be able to get her, and
we came and we visited, and that's when I almost
got in a fistfight with Andy Samberg.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Oh yeah, because we went to the after party.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
We go to this after party and Jillian goes, hey,
let me introduce you to the Lonely Island guys, and
we were all fans. I'm like, okay, cool, and she goes,
which across a busy table and she goes.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Adam, this is my friend Andy, Andy, this is Adam,
and she goes, I'm gonna go get us drinks and
she leaves and.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I go, Andy, nice to meet you. I'm at him
and he goes, no, my name's Andy, not Adam. And
I go, I know, I'm Adam. Nice to meet you,
and he goes.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I'm not at him.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I'm Andy. Nice. To meet you, and I go, I'm
at and this is what it's like being friends with Adam.
It goes for so quick.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Lord Michaels is at the bar, like, oh fuck, it's
the guy who keeps guy keeps calling.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
I thought we got rid of him years ago, but
that was your guy's first time.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
And I believe we like really milks the SNL after
party and stayed until stayed until like the sun came up,
and went to like I don't know a place to
watch the sun rise.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
We were like in Central Partner and there was bikers.
There was a whole bunch of biker drink.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
What's the likely milk the cola with like milk in
it or some ship diet coke?

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Yeah, coke? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
What it's a it's like milk or cream egg cream
that ship right, that's the thing, right Am? I fucking
tripping right now.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I've never had coke with milk on purpose.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Maybe somebody was punking me because they could tell something
else from California. I'll figure it out. I'll text you
guys later.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Horatio Sands was like drink a coke with milk. Rachel
Dratch popped out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
You've been dratted.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
No, I've been to New York a lot of times.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Now.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I love New York. I really do funk what they're saying.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
But New York.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Tonight, I I did something I never thought i'd do. Yeah,
I did a bunch of cocaine and here the first
time more fake is Road the fucking subway we did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
We wrote big step for Blake.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Yeah, I don't know. I had a great fear of
the subway and it was it's pretty regular. Yeah it
was cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Yeah, yeah, it was super chill, very fast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
About your first experience, though, is the subway dancers didn't
pop out?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
It was like I was waiting for some because I
wanted to get stabbed or performance anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Dude, because I also not being from New York and
really only coming like maybe once or twice a year only,
I love going. I love taking the subway and watching
like these kids like fucking put a speaker down and
then flips and watching The best part isn't even because

(01:00:50):
they're like perfectly fine dancers. They're doing an okay job,
but then watching the people that are just like on
their phone, like like right they at it, or just
like reading a book and not even bothered a little
bit by these like thirteen year old popping and locking
and what are they doing?

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Why are they doing that on the subway just as
a pastime or is it because they have a captive audience?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
What's going on? I think it's money money? What the
fuck are you talking like?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Oh right, yeah? Those things in life so really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
One where like a dude was dressed as Spider Man
and then he like hung upside down, hung on the bars,
and then like he kissed his boyfriend. It was fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Dude, Wait, when did you see that the other time
you were in the subway or never?

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Because you made that up about Instagram at this point,
you know what, he's on the internet.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
You just reminded me I saw something similar. It was
the exact same thing, but the guy wasn't dressed as
Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
He just hung upside down and kissed his boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
That's fucking cool. The subway is cool. I'm taking it everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Yeah, all right, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
It only goes to certain places, Oh does it? I
don't know how it works at all. Yeah, it kind
of has to go where it goes, and then you
get off.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Yeah, what is your like, what is your like touchstone?
What's your reference for subway? Not the sandwiches, but like, yeah,
the movies or TV like mine, mine is ghost.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Yeah, it's definitely ghost. I was it's no, it is ghost.
That's where like Patrick swayzee learns how you can like
kick the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Can the can this movie you've never seen ghost. You
guys keep telling me to see ghosts. I've never seen
it ghost. That's interesting. Yeah, that's interesting. You've never seen dude.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
That's that's the one where where he's he's doing the
Potter and and he's like, fucking the pottery.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
We know everyone knows the pottery, haven't you watched it?
But then the thing is that I know the pottery
and that's the only thing you're talking about. So I'm like,
I'm good to go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Okay. Well, there's also this really cool scene in the
Subway where like there's an angry ghost and he like
pushes Patrick swayzey and he's like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
How did you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
And he's like you gotta get really mad and then
you can touch ship yep.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
And it was written that, well, yeah, I'll just wait
for the next Ghostbusters for that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Let me also Whoopy Goldbergs in it and she kicks Foopy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
There's a great scene where Whoopee is like the ghost
is going inside of her and she goes like what.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
She does she does?

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
That was exactly right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I think she was nominated for an Academy Award for
that movie. I'm not even fucking I like, you could
do it. She gets nominated. I do it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah, yeah, Rotten tomatoes. Hey, as long as they're watching,
you know what I mean? Should we do some New
York City topics? Let's do it. Let's do it. So

(01:03:56):
this is a this is right up my alley.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Panera bread Oh yeah, you guys with Panera pa every
once in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
What did we say the other day we were driving
by some.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Town we were in Long Island.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I like, is valid?

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
No, we said, this town is panerifiedfied penerified.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Good, we have fun points, no points. It was so good,
Like this place must be legit they're panarified. Yeah, I
like it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
I'm giving them no point.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Panera Breads charged lemonade charge charged lemonadedude?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
They have this lemonade. I gotta get me some charge.
Lemonade blamed for a second death.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Oh, what wait, whoa, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Panarified if anything. Yeah, dude, Panera bread.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
They have this highly cafinated charge lemonade and it's not
blamed for the second death and there's a lawsuit and
it's a whole fucking thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
This fucking psychopath r I p uh uh you know
he's dead. He drank three of these fucking things. I
mean that is kind of tight. Are they energy? Yeah, lemonade? Yeah,
so there there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I guess there's like I read, yeah, at three hundred
and ninety milligrams of caffeine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
That's a lot. That's a lot. That's way more than
my pre workout lit af is it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah, So a large cup contains more caffeine than the
equivalent of a standard cans of Red Bull Monster Injury
drinks combined, plus the equivalent of nearly thirty teaspoons of sugar.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Dude. Oh dude, this is sugar. God dude.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
This is how I don't want to die with cocaine
in my system, because fentanyl that's a bitch ass strug.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
I definitely want to die this way.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Yeah, yeah, because this is the most Like I never
went through a goth phase or an emo phase, but
I went through a pop punk chugging monster energy drinks
and putting a ton of la looks in my hair.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
So you just you want to die foaming at the
mouth at a Panera bread. Yeah cool, that's no. No, no,
I left a Panera bread. Now I'm alone in my
car listening to music from my youth. Yeah, okay, that's
how I would like to know that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
You did see that. After those people died, they just
renamed the drink lemonades. You saw that, right?

Speaker 11 (01:06:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I didn't. That's what they did, and legally now they're fine. Yeah,
so I mean fucking absolutely crazy. Yeah, that's nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Are they taking it? Are they taking it out? I mean, well,
the thing is they it already murdered one guy and
they kept selling it, and this is the second guy
and then this absolute psychopath rip you like, dude, he died.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
I bet I could drink that much and not die. Yeah,
you gotta try, but all.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Go, dude, that's the next Instagram fucking TikTok challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
But didn't you guys are putting tide pods inside of it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Oh, people started dying from Chippotle, Like, how long did
it take for you to go back people were dying
from chippotle.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Yeah, remember they were like maybe just e coli. What
a bunch of people got sick all at once. I
bet I never stopped going.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Yeah that that was just a batch, right, that was
just a bad batch. This is like not a batch.
This is what's inside of it. This is death choice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
This is the third ingredient is fentanyl? Actually, good boy,
now that I'm reading.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Wow, that's like when four locos like change their recipe
after like a solid five years of going strong.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Yeah, and they're like, okay, now it's just three it's
three locos, three locos.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yeah, Panera Bread is now a cult. It sounds like
that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
You got drink that kuba, let's get tattoos.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
And also what's crazy about it is it doesn't seem
like Panera Bread would be the one to leave the
charge on charge lemonade.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Yeah, par it is they live.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
That's fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
It's not like you go to Panera Bread being like
I want to be hyped out of my fucking mind.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
No, you go there for a bread ball, and like
you would think like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Like seven to eleven would go like, hey, we're gonna
sell the craziest drink you can drink.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
But their angles that they don't make coffee and they
don't want to buy a bunch of coffe machines, so
they're just going to serve people poison.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Oh, we already make lemonade. Let's just hit that ship.
And did you read the quote, because that's what the
CEO of Panera Bread said.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Fuck coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Hey guys, this quarterly meeting. Stocks are up, so thankfully
we hit that ship. Back to work, by the way,
shout out to bread.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Balls, dude, Yeah, sour dough.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Fuck Ever when you could just eat an entire bread
ball and it was normal and you could like go
be a part of society, and now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
If you do that not good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Yeah, it's like who's still eating the taco show of
the taco salad? Like, dude, come on, chill out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Meg bro. Everyone to get so much better as it
goes down here. Hey, these are two very different things,
you idiots. Skinny you skinny bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Fuck you stop bullying me, you fucking ask it's part
of the campaign. Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
What a skinny bitch hit me with a blake? So woman,
who threw burrito bowl at Chipotle worker. We're on a
good one, good one. Woman who threw a burrito bowl
at Chipotle workers sentenced to work two months in a
fast food job.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Damn hard a time, dude, What a cool What a
cool sentence. That's a sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Like if you get caught selling drugs or like, okay,
well now you have to work at the dispensary.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Yeah for two months?

Speaker 11 (01:09:55):
What for?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
P who a job that was here?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
No? That doesn't say no? Ohio, woman, why do I
steal a month in jail?

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
A month in jail and must work at fast food
for two months after she attacked a Chipotle worker. Well,
I want to know, like how aggressive was this attack?
Because a month in jail for throwing a burrito bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Yeah, I would prefer like I want. And this is
where bullying comes in. I prefer the cop to just
punch me once in the mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
That's not bullying, Adam, that's just.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
I would prefer a police assault that. Hey, it's all good,
he got his punch in. This is I have a
broken nose and a missing tooth. I'll get that fixed.
But now I don't spend a month in jail just
because some Chipotle worker was being a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Spend in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
You're spending a month working at fast food. I just
read it, Kyle, and your dumb ass just checked out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Did I spun this way? You're too excited to be
in a spinning chair. I know, why don't you go
try and break ancy fucking idiot's try.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
No, she said, it's a month in jail and must
work in fast food for two months after she attacked
a Chipotle worker. The two months working fast food kind
of hilarious. It's hilarious if you actually have a job
and you have to be like, actually have to. I
have to now go scoop black beans into a burrito.
Court order, court order, court order.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
You know, I'm a lawyer, but uh, I'm a I'm
a court ordered sandwich artist right now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
I do like the idea that, like her joke every
day was like, I'd rather be back in jail. This
is tough. I'm kidding, this is fun. This is fun
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Uh, but I do see the potential for like a
real Hollywood movie if this was like a princess of
some sort.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
You know, she's like a princess and she's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Like I'm starving pull over Salisbury, who's like the name
of the drivers.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
And then she goes in and she's like, I don't
want this slop.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Now, I didn't order so Frietas, you fucking idiots, right yep?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
And as what are so Frizas? It's like swine swine.
I don't know, idiots. I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I thought Blake has made up some ship. Like you
couldn't just say chicken is funnier than chicken? Dude, Yeah,
do you know comedy? It's superd.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
I like this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
So there's a princess who's now working at a burrito
place and the name of the movie is Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
The name of the movie is less. I don't know,
it's not, but is it? No, definitely try again. Okay,
it's not that it's not that it's the burrito princess.
It's it's better. I bet a studio hall would be like,
we got it. Yeah, I was really trying to scooping

(01:12:51):
beans with a silver spoon. That's thea. So that's like
maybe like the tagline up the top of the poster.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
I was thinking something like Princess Diary. But since it's diarrhea,
that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
That's diarrhea because she can't. That's good the Princess Diary. Yes,
either you have diarrhea or you don't. I'm still by
the way.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
I know you're ready to move on, and you can,
but in my mind over here, I'm still trying to
work like extra.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Walk like yeah, yeah, if you find it, let us know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Like is it Yeah, I keep working on it. Well,
that's the sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
The judge asked the woman if she would like to
walk in the person that she threw the Breeda bowl
at shoes for two months and learn how people should
treat people the more do you want to do jail time?

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
And she goes, fuck you bitch, call the cops.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
She said, lock me up, throw away the key.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Damn, I'm afraid nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Yeah, don't be a minister, don't be a Messice Southie
Drinking Juice in the Hood a very very funny movie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Deep yeah, ready, Adam anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
I'm like, so, dude, this is how dope New York
City is, because you know how like it's like super
illegal to have guns here when like in California it's
it's still kind of cool mandatory. Yeah, yeah, everybody has
to have a gun on them Adam stays strapped. I'm
always strapped, And where's a girdle? Because his back is

(01:14:28):
fun hell is strapped up. Yeah, I'm wearing skims, skims,
but I have little pockets for my pieces. Lauren Michaels
called me NYC robbers use pretend guns to steal one
million dollars worth of real jewelry.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
WHOA.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
So they held the guns together like this and then like,
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
I do like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
What is it? Why were you holding?

Speaker 11 (01:14:55):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Did you say ten guns?

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
What did you say ten? I heard? I heard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
I thought you said.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
I heard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
I thought you said. He came in holding ten guns?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Like that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
You have fucking ten guns and I'm holding them like
this so it will fan out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
That would be way funnier if he has some like
tape to him his chest. But I'm ready to go
no matter what happens. I could keep shooting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Yeah, you throw the necklace on me. I an't get
that bracelet.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
If you could do that, they should be like you've
earned the jewelry, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Pretend guns Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
I like uh, I like that they're pretend guns. It
doesn't say like how they're pretend. I wish I wish
it was like I remember in the movie Hook when
they couldn't see the food and they're like, just imagine it, Peter.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
If they go in, they're like, fuck, you give us
the jewelry. And the guy's like does he have anything? Right,
he's just like a pointer finger.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
It looks like he's holding nothing, but he's waving around
like he's got something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Yeah, his mind work is just just too good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
He's like I like to think it turned into like
when you're on the playground and you're like I shoot
you with the grenade launcher and you're like no, because
I have a shield.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Yeah, it's like, well but.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
I have infinity bullets, so it just keeps going and then.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Your shield broke. And then the guy's like, all right,
take the jewelry. Fuck probably, but we're in space and
guns don't work in space.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
And then the guy's like guns don't work in space.
Learn something. I don't know if they do.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
I kind of just said that out loud, and then
I was like, fuck, I'm on stage at the Beacon Theater. Yeah,
why wouldn't they work in space?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Like can like fire combust zero gravity, combust can like
I'm about to combust. Do we have any scientists? Can
a bullet fire in space? This person just goes a.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Five.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I have a real scientist.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
I have a real scientist in n Yah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Bring them out, bring them, bring them out. Isaac God, Isaac,
you saw us titties. Your boobs are huge. That's the
thing about New York. They always want more, dude, they do.
They always want more. How many jet skis? Pizza? Pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Okay, so you guys got some hot cues and we
got some hot, hot, hot hot hot. A's questions and answers. So,
my boy, Doobie Dooky, I know, Doobi Duby goes. If
one of the gang that's us was on there misspelled
their deathbed and frightened about death, what would.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
You say to soothe them?

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
What is the CSADA? So let's say I'm on my deathbed? Okay, yeah,
what would you say to soothe me? I'm gonna die?
You know that I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
I just chugged a fourth charge lemonade. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Sure, it's the cause of Diaryeas.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Blake has already fisted my asshole. There's nothing that can
be done.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Yeah, this is it, This is it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
I've already been fisted, so there's no more you can
do for me. And I'm scared because I haven't accepted Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Life, Jesus Christ in my life. You're not ready to go.
I'm not ready to go. I'm definitely gonna be I'm
doing a last helmer and be like, yo, are we cool?

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Now? I know, I know it's been forty years of
like pretty much not believing, but right now I do.
And according to my mom, all you have to do
is ask for forgiveness where you so be cool about it.
Hey God, I'm about to dip.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
We're cool?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Right, We're cool?

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yo? Dead ass to tip?

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
We cool?

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
What would you say to suthe me, Kyle, Well, I'm
not gonna say it myself.

Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
I'm gonna put on Lonely in the Rain for you
and just let you drift off house music and I'll
be holding your hand and I'll be I'll be wiping
your brow and I'll say that I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Guess that song does that kills a lot of people, uh,
from boredom seem bro, And I gonna say, I'm gonna
say see you, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
And I literally wake up and go anything but this. Yeah, yeah, thanks,
I'm glad you heard that. What would you say to
suit me me? Yeah, ship, you're on your deathbed? Are
you in a coma kind of thing?

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
No, I think I'm I can't. I can't really. I
like they're giving me ice chips because my voice is
real scratchy. You know what I would do. I would
use my Hollywood connections.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
And sorry connection and I'd come to your side and
I'd say, Adam, I know this is something you wanted
your entire life. I have Lord Michael's on the phone,
and then I would hold my phone up to your
ear and it would be a recording of me saying,
psych you bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Damn the the ashton comes out and it's like you're
getting pumped.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
A chance, A chance. When they brought it back, no
one saw it. But anyway, Kristen p R I.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
P you bitch like I guess you know? Do you
guys know Adam is going to be a dad very soon? Y?

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Okay? So me me Diane would be like a big
dead ass. It'd be a big bummer for him. Yeah,
so I would.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Probably I would probably like tell you like I got
I got your kid.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Bro, I got we got you, bro. And then I'd
be like, wait, are you gonna suck my way?

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
You got your kid's mine now?

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
And then Adam and I would come in right after
and go, I'm gonna keep Blake away from your kid.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
I'll take care of I'll take care of your kid.
I got your kid, I got your kid. The fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
So Francesca Francesca, Francesca wants to know drs.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Assign Blake, Adam and Kyle a dog breed a dog, braid.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
A little No fact, Durs knows every for a person
that hates dogs. Yeah, hates any dog that he sees
out in the wild.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
And uh, but he.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Actually knows so much about dogs. I love dogs, but
my wife is allergic.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
So I will kick the ship out of your dog
if it comes near me, because then I gotta go
home and like take a fucking shower.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
It's a nightmare. Kyle's a sluki a saluki. Yeah, what's
what is that? You got to google it? I don't
have this is good? You know anyway? Uh? Blake, I mean, yeah,
poodle is kind of an obvious one, but I do
think you are.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Husky.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
But I'll give you you're nonsense. I like, you are
a cocker spaniel. Oh yeah, spanel, But aren't they known
as the dumbest breed?

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Yes? Okay, Hey dude, I heard cocker Spaniels don't have
a butthole. Wow, so do you not? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
And then Adam, for sure one thousand percent is half
Jack Russell Terrier half French bulldog. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Yes, I'll take it. He's a jacked dog.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Yep, jacked. And also like you feel sad for him.
You're like, he can't get up the steps. He's got
one of those like back out the steps. But you're like, oh,
poor little guy, he's got the wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Durs. May I ask you a personal question? What kind
of dog do you see yourself as?

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
I mean, the hardest question of his life.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
I like to think I'm a boxer Okay, yep, but
you're not. Okay, but I think I'm closer to like
a Chesapeake Bay retriever. Okay, because my hair's kind of
red and wavy. Yeah, and my feet are webbed.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Okay, good answer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
So the Coke girls, des and Veronica, where you at? Girls?
They left? Where they left after the I don't I
don't believe them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
They left after we talked about fifteen assholes for the
first ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
They're like, you know what, we're out. That was early.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
But now that I read this question, now they stuck
around because their question is what is the least what
is the least amount of you'd take to take a
shot of one of the guys?

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Come, oh, my fucking guy, at least don't stop them
use And you wouldn't And I do it for free.
And here's why. So this is always an interesting question
to ask somebody. But you wouldn't know what. Let me
just finish this stunt because we have a little bit none. No, no,

(01:24:26):
let me finish the sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
I don't like the start of the sentence.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
So if you asked me twenty years ago when I
had sixty nine cents in my bank account, like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
I just go like, I don't know, like eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
But when you have a little bit of money, this
is when you start to find out who someone is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Well, I would drink your guys. Come.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
I wouldn't have any problem with it as long as
I know you guys don't have any venereal diseases.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I do not care about your chism. So zero dollars. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
I mean, like, dude, I actively don't give a ship
and that doesn't it would mean nothing to me if
you put it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
On like a piece of sushi. It's about to go
down tomorrow night in Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
If you were to put it on a piece of
sushi and they were like, it's a delicacy, and I go, well,
what's the delicacy? And then the famed sushi chef was like,
it's one of your friend's jiz and I'd go and
you say it's good, and they go it's salty.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
I'd go goodbye. Yeah, it's a famous bleach fish. That's insane.
You would do it for nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
You wouldn't someone to give me because sure, i'd love
ten million bucks, but honestly, I.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Don't think it's a million. It's not that much. It's
less than that. It's like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Probably like, well, if I was gonna take money, I'm
gonna I feel like million is fun to say, though,
like I did it for a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
But wait a minute, he put it on food, did she?
That question specifically says that shiit does.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Take a shot different.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
All right, Well, where are we going tonight? Homie.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I don't know, man, I was gonna we actually show
up to whatever bar wherever we're at, and they're like,
actually the fans called ahead and uh, you're not allowed
to giz in a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Shot class and chug it just so you know, bagel Okay,
So uh free? Yeah? Free is that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
I was gonna say a pretty high number. But as
soon as Adam said free, I'm like, well, if Adam's.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Doing that, I'll do it too that I love it. Yeah, yeah,
just on some friendship.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Dude, mine's gotta be like between five and ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Yes, And you know what for me, I'll pay ten
thousand dollars let me gobble.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
Let me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
That's actually worse if you are like my I let
my friend drink my com for ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
I don't think that's worse. I think it's worse, dude.
I don't think that's worse. There's something sadder about like
handing the money over here. Well, I don't think you're
paying them to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
This is a hypothetical where money is no object and
these coke girls with a Z are wild bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Yeah, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Great question.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
By the way, ladies start charging ten grand Yeah, so Maggie.
And then she has the last name, but it's unpronounceable.
Spurred met sueve Can we all try? This is kind
of fun, a bunch of white guys trying to pronounce
some names. Uh, spur duty mustavik. It's kind of closed. Nope,

(01:27:50):
it's a hyphen situation. Spurda, mate, don't mind if I do.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
It's spurred. Yeah, it's burred.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Uh, yes, yes, it's it's it's we find out I
can't read. He's having a stroke at all.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Spurt up, mates of ek, spurt up. We don't combine it.
So what do you think? Two different names? It's a
hyphen hyphen? Her parents are hippies. These are two different names.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
She has one insane name, and then she got married
and then took another insane name.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
And she was like, I can't lose the other insane
soundy name. I gotta When two people with hyphen names
get married, what happens. It's a lot of hyphens, too many.
What do you do?

Speaker 11 (01:28:43):
So you like?

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
For Blake? Put names and hats. This is for me?
This for Blake? Would you drink Adams? Come right now?

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
For Blake? Shave your head or quit the pod? Whoa
quit the pod? I'm about to quit the pod? Yes,
talking about it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Yeah? Does that mean I don't have to go to
Philly tomorrow? Okay, just kidding. I love Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Shots fire, they don't hey hey, hey, well hey, New
York act like New York and just don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Now they're acting like how they act. So you're saying
I thought New York didn't have to boo other cities.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Shave my head or quit the pod. If I quit
the pod, I still get to kick it with the
bros on like weekends though. No, yeah, I guess I
would quit the pod.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Remember this, you're gonna be drinking? Has come?

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
Well, then I'm gonna shave my head.

Speaker 10 (01:29:43):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
So this question is just is honors? Okay that's a
good question. No, No, he's not. I didn't think so.
Didn't think so? Eating myself on the inside for money?

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
So here? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Is it weird?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
My wife wants to name our first boy Onders? Yeah?
Or are we flattered? Are you?

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Are you flattered? Sure? It's a name that exists. I'm
not the only one I met it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
Actually on Long Island, I met a fucking Onders and
he was like, you know, in high school, I was
Durs and then your show came out?

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
And I was like, how'd that go? And he was like,
I hated it. It was Uh. I think he was
cool about it, but I don't think it was a
good thing. And I said, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Well, that that leads me to believe that that Durs
didn't party, because if your name is Durs in high
school and our show came out, fucking everyone was just chanting, unleash.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
The Durs all the time. Should we bully this dude? Absolutely?
Fuck that guy. Hey, dude, go back to Estonia.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
He So, Nikki would like to know tell us about
the cameo in Neighbors. How did it go down?

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Uh, the cameo? And oh when we played beer pong,
when we played beer pong in that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
We played beer pong in the beginning of Neighbors, and
we were the people that invented beer pong according to
the folklore of Neighbors.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Zac Efron.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Yeah, I want to say it was like a Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
They said, hey, we're filming this tomorrow, are you guys available,
And we were yep, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
We left the Workhollics writers room, and in fact, it
only took a few hours and it was sort of
a nothing thing, and it didn't even feel like we're
a part of the movie because we only shot that
one thing and then left that. When the movie came out,
I forgot that I was in it, like, oh shit.
And then I went with a bunch of people and
then everyone's like, well, you didn't even tell us you're

(01:31:43):
in like one of the opening scenes of the movie,
and I was like, I forgot I was in it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Sick.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
It was pretty tight all at the premiere together. I
don't know a good story about.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
So Victoria Conway Blake, what products do you use in
your hair?

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
And number two? Have you ever hidden anything in your hair?

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Have I ever hidden anything in my hair? The product
I use is shampoo? Is that a product?

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
That is a product.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
I don't think you realized the reach of our podcast.
You could get free shampoo for days. I want to say,
so this guy is using Otter pops in his hair.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
All I know is when we were getting our hair
done before we'd film episodes, like Tina gave me a
huge bottle of Alexander drench and I'm like, so this
is my product.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Does anybody know what he's talking about? I think he's
talking about Alexander the grape And do you know most
of our audience's hairdressers.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Maybe it's some bootleg shit. I don't know. Maybe I
love that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Over ten years ago, one person gave you a bottle
of shampoo and you still have that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Fucking we've been off the air.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
I'm like, it's I just use a very You have
so much hair, I know, man, it's crazy. It doesn't
take much.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Oh my god, that thing stings like ship dog. That
is a gross wet mop you got up there? You
are not a cocker spaniel. Since it's culturally appropriate to
eat chicken eggs, is it therefore appropriate to gargle horse com?

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Good question, and that's our time, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Alright, I mean yeah, I do it. Yeah, Okay, that's
well documented. I guess I'm wondering, like eggs are food?
Gargling horse com? Is that like something you do when
you have laryngitis, Like, what's the what's the what's the value?

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Add here? I'm gonna come.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
I don't know that is a that that's a that's
what I call a stumper.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Yeah, and here's the very last question. Is Kyle okay, Yeah,
I'm good, Thank you. I appreciate him. Yeah, I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Do they have any takebacks, any apologies? Any epic slams
here guys, take backs, no apologies, no moments of gratitude.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Thank you New York for coming, Thank you New York. Yea,
I'd like to thank you New York. Thank you New
York for showing me your boot night. This is zero
takes back nights for me. Yeah, zero TakeBack.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
I would like to double down on Happy Birthday to
Kyle's mom.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Double down on Mama, you're almost sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
S're there. I love when we go to shows and
the upper decks aren't empty.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
So shout out to you guys. See you They they
all just flashed us. That's crazy. Whoa too holy titties?

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Anything else?

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
I would like to uh, I mean drink r come no, okay,
we'll say it for Philly. I would like to say
a big fuck you to Lake what a new fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Okay fucking earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
Earlier today, I was like, yo, you want to go
eat lunch? And then you go no, and I go, okay,
that's fine. And then I found out you went to
lunch with Isaac.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Okay, what is this a bully thing? Is this fucking
are you being a bully? Yeah? No, I'm not being
a bully.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
I'm like, well, why when when you go when I
asked you to go to lunch, you don't then just
say okay, come with me and Isaac We're going to lunch.
You go just all all it said was n oh, okay,
and then you go to lunch with Isaac and I'm
not even going getting to go to lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
And then I didn't even get Guess what I did.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
I went to Starbucks like a fucking asshole, and I
ate a Gouda fucking bacon egg white sandwich like a
skinny bitch when you know I'm a fat buck.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
I don't know if this is part of your fucking
the dumb bully shit you were talking about all night
or whatever, like there was shit I needed to talk
to Isaac about that you just didn't need to.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
You don't need to.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
That's that's the thing is, Like, obviously I can talk
to Isaac about anything and happening in my career in
front of you. Why can't you talk about anything in
front of Isaac, guys, is this.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Really the place? What the fuck are we doing? Is
this the way we want to end? What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
I go along with it. He's like, oh, it's bully,
and You're like, you're telling me I'm a fucking cocker,
spin like a pilon on me all night. Sometimes I
I need to take a walk and just hang out
with Isaac and I just need time apart from.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
You know, this always happens, always happened suddenly. I mean
we used to date the same girl, the same there
rooms hang on, We used to date roommates and then
I would be like, are you going over to their house?
And because I'm going to go over their house and
I and then you'd be like no, and then have

(01:36:55):
her come over to the.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
House that you would hang out with. Okay, you know
what the time is some deemails I have.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
A take back. I wish I could take back our
last fucking twenty years of friendship. Man, No, I'm fucking
over it. This is fucking stupid. What do you do, Isaac?

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Isaac? No, I got you, guys. This is fucking stupid.
I'm sorry, this is so stupid. This is so stupid,
and the show Okay, like, fuck you, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Dude, It's just fucking bullshit. Dude. It's New York.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
This is a major American city.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
Dude. Yeah, well, we're not going to fucking the suburbs.
We're playing a lot of American city.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
What are you talking.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Call me out doing in fucking fuck Cincinnati or some ship,
not New York, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Chris playing Cincinnati, you fucking idiot. Due, Okay, I think
you had to blow up like this? What in Cincinnati?
Do layof Cincinnati? I didn't know it's gonna blow up
like this. Okay, whatever gets my ass?

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Fuck you.

Speaker 12 (01:38:16):
Looking at the window, watch the rain fall down. Wait,
waiting for my best friend, but it's no well around.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
I can't wait until I can see you. Blake picked
up some steaks.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
We can't have a barbecue, behd You shall be passing
till the end because you're.

Speaker 10 (01:38:47):
All my motherfucking past friend. You're my past friend. You're
my past friend. You are my past friend until the
day that my past You are my best friend. He
is my best friend, until the day that I.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Looking out my window.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Watching cars dry by.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
I'm just thinking about you and it makes me want
to cry. Here, Okay, I miss you so much. Since
you've been away. Other people start to think that I
might be gay your family, But I just think you

(01:39:35):
are a really cool dude. And sometimes that night I
see you in the stars.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
You're my best friend. You're my best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
You're my best.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Friend until the day that I die. He's my best friend.
He is my best friend. He is my best friend,
didn't till the day that I die, and my last friend.

Speaker 10 (01:40:00):
He's my best man, he's my past.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Didn't tell the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Heeling, my best friend, didn't tell the pay that out.
Sorry about that. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Thank
you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
We have to squashed the beat.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Hey, I'm glad you guys made up giveaways in the
form of a show T shirt were able to get
through that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
Wonderful here goes Oh alrighty, then that's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
You guys, we're going. We're going the way up. I'm
going all the way.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Yeah ship. Oh I think my mom got it.

Speaker 13 (01:40:55):
That was such a special moment. I'm never able to
get past that. Thank you so much for your taking
another end. You guys way up there and down below.
We really appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (01:41:06):
You guys, rock and this is another episode up is
is important.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Thank you. That's right, that's right.

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