Ep 199: Are The Guys Low T??

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is important. It's a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we only talk about what's obviously most
crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Today we talk about whoa. This is what you call gloriohole.
I like the loud farts, dude, I like them. I
like the.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm the one who knew Gus Gus. Fuck y'all, you
are aren't Disney.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Here here we go? Whoa? Whoa? Adam you guys.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
You guys don't even know what the symbol is, dude.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
No, no, no, no, no, it's a it's a new emblem. Corinthians, okay,
Corinthians no no, no, Christian Rock no no no no,
oh god, here we go?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Should I go? Okay? It's whoa?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's their new Uh. I don't
know how I feel about it. I do not good.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Not good. It looks like a cockering from song.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
It looks like somebody you put your dick in and
then you can't get it out of it. Yeah yeah, cock.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Crank from song Are You try and pull it and
it's worse. But if you leave it there, it just
kind of becomes part of your day.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
It's like a Chinese what do they call it? The
Chinese finger trap? Finger trap?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
And what is Chinese? Uh? Yeah? Those are my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Hey no, not this time, you better not. You better
not do this ship. I'll stop the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I like those Chinese finger traps.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Adam, have you heard because the back logo that ship. Yeah,
it's weird because but it kind of looks like a yacht.
That's the problem is it looks like a yacht.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's supposed to write were it's supposed to look like
a ship?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, if you really analyze it, it's like those are
the sales. Yeah, but it looks like a yacht off
first glance.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, do you wanna we're talking about this Los Angeles
Clippers logo if we haven't said it, the new Clippers logo.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a little indifferent. I I understand.
I guess when they talked about changing, I hate change,
the name change, people were adamant that they did not
want to name change.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Whose people people internally or outside of Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Philadelphia, this is the Los Angeles Clippers.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I know it's a joke from last week. I don't
know if you remember. I don't. It's too long ago.
This is internal.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
No, this is a people gen pop survey that they
did and it came back and it was overwhelmingly positive
that they didn't want to change the name.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
They wanted to keep it. Because why in your estimation
of why anyone would give a fuck to hang under
the name Clippers history.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Well, I think it's because if you've, if you've been
a fan of the Clippers for so long, you want
to win as a Clipper because you've been you've been
the person that people have kicked kicked, and they've thought
that your team sucks, and.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Even if you go to the games, they don't let
you on the court.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh dude, that was security. That wasn't the Clippers. The
Clippers people are very nice to me.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Lakers security. Yeah, it might be a Laker fan, that guy.
But who how long have the Clippers been an LA team?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Uh? It's like eighty six or something, a great year.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
And you know what, eighty six eighty six the name?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay, wait a minute, yes, that's a long time.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I guess. I'm just like, you're such a second fiddle. No,
I don't know. I'm like, who fucking cares?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I know you don't care because you're not a Clipper
fan or really a basketball fan besides women's college basketball.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh yeah, but like I understand, Lakers, Lakers ain't going nowhere.
Are there any Lakes around here? Nope? But keep them
because they're historical.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Well for sure, because they've won championships. But I think
the thing is is Clipper fans they want to keep
the name because they want to then win a championship
under their banner. And if you change, if you change
the name, then then it's like you it's almost a
stamp of Like if you're a Clipper fan, you meet
another Clipper fan, you're like, oh, we've been through it.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
We've had our ups.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
And downs, right, We've uh, we went through the bad days,
the good days, the worst days. We've had a very
racist owner, we've had maybe the coolest owner in sports history,
and Malner uh so, And now I think we're turning
the page.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't know, we'll give you who cares. No. It
makes sense to me. It just doesn't seem like it
doesn't seem like a team that matters as far as
a name like that, like Chicago Bears, New York Yankees
like these historically, like Boston Bruins, like where it's it's

(04:53):
it clippers. I'm like, why don't you guys switch it
up and maybe you'll win.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Dude, Well, you could maybe shake a curse list or something.
But I think with sports changing, anything in sports is
weird to me, Like the fact that like some rules
are starting to change with like kickoffs and footballs.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
It just messes up all of it.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
But it messes up all the stats from the past,
Like if the sport is blowed, like that's just it.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
But now you can't compare. You never you never could
compare though, But everything's changing all the time. No, because
people are playing on like turf now and it's like, well,
I don't like so the game's way faster.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
You know, they should wear meat helmets and fucking play
dead grass.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I mean, look, as you guys know, we're going through
this a swimming as well. There's things that change all
the time. Who cares. Paul Biederman Still's got the record
in the two under free style from a swimsuit that's
been illegal for twenty years. That's what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I guess, I guess my thing is here gives
this ship no.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
But you can't compare it anyway. It's like when people
talk about Lebron versus Jordan, It's like Lebron's using moves
that didn't exist when Jordan played. But Jordan changed the
game in his day, like you know, like it's rule,
the rules change.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
It doesn't really bother me all that much because but
the name changes for the fan base, I understand. Yeah,
it sucks for the fan base. For other people that
aren't fans, Yeah, obviously, who gives a shit?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Why do you care?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
But then you just end up going to Mitchell and
ness and get him some throwbacks, like nobody gives a fuck. Uh,
what are the Oakland A's gonna be called in Vegas?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Probably the Las Vegas A's. Yeah, it's tragic. It sucks,
and I feel very hurt by that. I feel I
feel backstad betrayed.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I want to get over it. Even the players don't
give a fuck, like those are the people who really
don't care.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well, the players don't give a fuck because then they
get to live in Vegas instead of Oakland.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oakland like Oakland sad, dude, I mean there's nice parts, Okay, Blake,
where where dude, where are the nice parts are?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Wack?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
London Square is lovely this time. I would have loved
if you when we were on tour, when we stayed
in Oakland, if you would have showed us the nice
part because remember security like had to take us to
like walk down the block. They're like, uh, don't go outside,
and we're like the hotel and they're like, yeah, just
stay close to the buildings. Take close to the building.
What does that mean? Like they literally keep a hand

(07:10):
on hand on the building. Don't let anyone talk to you.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Greross, do not. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
We had a great time. Dirt ducked out, but we
had a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Clippers, I did. Family emergencies are the best, you know, Yeah, Clippers,
I don't know. I don't know because then because you're
dealing with all these like logo changes anyway, So just
like I don't know, clean slate, clean slate, sick jacket,
though I dig it it is kind of fire.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
I actually I do like the jacket, and I bet
the emblem is gonna I'm gonna end up liking it.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
The cock ran from Saw.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, the cock ring from Saw, I'm gonna end up
liking it. I didn't mind the LA and then the
C wrap round which people like hated. People are like, oh,
that's ugly, and I.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Was like, and we're posting that now to YouTube. I
don't even know what that is, but yeah, I think
a lot of people know what that.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
You can't please everybody. Can't please everybody, you know, you
just gotta uh.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
What is the the Arizona hockey teams moving to Salt
Lake City? Are they keeping their names the Coyotes or whatever?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I bet I don't know. Yeah, that's so good and
they're moving to Salt Lake City. I didn't even know this.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
From Phoenix to Salt Lake. Can we play a fun
game if you if the Clippers changed their name, what
would you what would you name it?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, see, it makes sense because La there's a lot
of boats here. You know, we're on the ocean. There's
like a lot of marinas, there's ships. It does make
sense that we are the Clippers. The Lakers make less sense.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
You don't understand the game. It's ingle. I'm not that.
I just said if they did change the name, what
would you What would you think would be a very
apropos to use one of your new words name for
a Los Angeles basketball team?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Hmmm, Well, I don't know. If if I was a
uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I like it. I like it too. I think I'm
gonna say the same thing. Is this a naughty? Is
this air? I see a smirk for mean, and I like,
I like, like, what's coming? Is this a bad boy
naughty thought?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I like because because I have my word of the
day and I was trying to slip it in right here,
but but now I know I can't because you guys
are obviously gonna catch it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I like, I was like, I'm not gonna say it
because I know you guys will catch it. Why don't
you use it in a sentence because you can't? Right, Well,
of course.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I can, but then you got it'll be the big
word in the sentence, and then that it's important. Well,
I'm going to slip it in later and you guys
won't know. Okay, okay, you won't even know.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Now throw out like a kind of a false flag
here for for the name, and we'll go, oh, was
that the word of the day? But then it won't tyrannical.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
I don't really, I don't even like this game because
I don't want to change the name of the Clippers,
So I don't even want to I don't even want
to spitball on possible names.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Okay, okay, will you put us on mute and then
Blake you can go.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
So are they still Los Angeles or because they're relocating
to like Inglewood?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Right, Oh my god, let's move on. I guess yes.
I just said, what if they did change the name
and not just the logo, what would you name it? Well,
you can be the the Inglewood Bacon Wrapped hot Dogs.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Bacon rapped hot Dogs. That's kind of hard because we're
up to no good. That's that's pretty good. That's pretty good,
Inglewood Bacon wrap hot Dogs. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
I don't even know if I want to go.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I feel like, yeah, yeah, we should switch the Clippers.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
The name that it's been for for it was it
was the Clippers in San Diego too, so it's been
a very long time time they've been the Clippers. So yeah,
we should change it to the Bacon Rap hot Dogs.
We should build a two billion dollars stadium to change
the name to the Bacon Rap Hops.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
And the jerseys are flying off.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
The show's dude, that's like there's so many like minor
league teams that have really cool names like Modesto Nuts.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Those are pretty pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Oh, Richard Kama quakes, that's pretty hard. Bakersfield Blaze better
than Clippers Quakes is better than Clippers Quakes.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Is cool until there is a huge earthquake and a
lot of people die and they're like rebrand Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I disagree.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
And when we win the championship this year, okay, then
you guys will eat your words and Clippers will be
cemented as one of the great teams in NBA history.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, I think. And then if they don't, sorry I
meant to say, when they don't, what then what they were?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Just keep keep on sucking. But it's like, it's like
I'm a Nebraska Cornhusker fan. We haven't been good for
twenty something years. I'm still going to root for them,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Can I tell you some about the corn Huskers. Great name,
not not trying to change that at all. Love that
corn Huskers is cool. I like that they don't need
to change.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I think a lot of people would disagree with you
and say that that's a stupid fucking name, But uh,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I like the name, but it is, but it's it's
super duper Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
It's super duper Nebraska. Yeah yeah, I thought it was
shucking corn. What is the difference between husking corn and
shucking corn?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
That?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
I think it's the same. A shuck and a hucks.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
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I don't know. It's farming shit, it's farming ship.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Maybe husking is like cutting it down, and then shucking
is when you actually like peel the like what the
leaves off corn?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
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Speaker 3 (13:05):
Okay, okay, so it is the same thing, and I
just put in the in the chat.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Husking corn is the act of removing the huss from
the corn eers. Another term for the process is shucking.
So I got it right, man?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
What if they pivoted to Nebraska corn shuckers. That's kind
of hard. Would you be down? I mean, the shuckers,
the shucker shucker fuckers.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
The shucks aw shucks your fucking disaster, My guy, go
shucks yourself.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Shuck Matt.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
If you are like a gang of chicks that just
really want to fuck football players. You call yourselves to
the shucker fuckers. That's kind of a tight. That's kind
of tight.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yes, ma'n, look at this we're in dude. I'm telling you, Yes,
I think it works. It's a slight rebrand, but you know,
it reinvigorates the crowd. For that one, I'm willing to change.
Not the Clippers though, not the Clippers.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Go shuck yourself, Clappers. Yeah, I don't know, Like, don't
we have like Cougar's here and ship like Pete the
p twenty two? Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
So I would say, if you're a Burgeonine team in
LA and.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
You're burgeoning, is the word Burgeoning is the word It's
gotta be.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
It has to be, Oh, son of a bitch mana
man like come on, oh you got me without even
like a question, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Tom bur have you seen the movie Sniper? It's starting
Tom ber Virgin's BURGERO. Uh, he was in Major League?
What is it berger Bergeron's from Dancing with the Stars?
Is it Bergerine? Is it urgin or Burt? What is it?
Virgin record?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Burginine like Urginine?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Burgeoning? I think you said Bergering and I was like.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Got bitch, no, I said Virginine.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I said virgininel And so uh And that means like
like you're the beginning of something.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Sure, so than you Webster. No I knew. Blake didn't
know what the fucking mat.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You're a stupid dumb aff I know what that means.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
So if you're a new team, I think, yeah, you can,
You're gonna be something cool. But if you have any
amount of history, you have a fan base and you
have to respect them.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
And that's who is the most legendary Clipper player in
the history of Clippers.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Michael Olowa Candy Well, dude, because it only really we
only got good in the twenty tens when I became
a fan, and that would be I mean, the greatest
is probably Chris Paul and then now it's Kawha great Warrior.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
But even like bad teams have like a legit stud
Elton brand, they're just like struggling on their own. Now
we never did.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
But you think about like bad teams that were actually
like good in the past.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, like Charles Barkley on the Suns back in the day.
It was just like him and then that White dude.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, but they were good and they would make it
to the Western Conference.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Finals because he was so good.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Sure, we never even got close. We never even made
the playoffs. We were historically the worst team in the league.
And that's why it's cool. That's why it's cool to be.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Chris came in. Chris came in. Yeah, legend, Yeah, dude,
Chris came in, said, we're switching the name up.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Baron Davis. I talked with them the other day.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I love that guy. Yeah, legend, that.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Guy, Baron Davis. I told him the story and he
was like cool.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Uh. He was like, I don't get it. No, our
people reached out to your people. You said, no, no,
they were.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
It was during the season so he couldn't and he
was playing. But the story is so the bear code
and workaholics, the bitch better have my honey instead of
getting We're like, what was the plot? We're gonna give
it to Mark Summers.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Or or no is Mark? We need the Clippers tickets? Yeah,
and then Mark Summers was there?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
No, no, no, no, it happens at the very end. No, remember,
like the whole episode is about us trying to get
to a Clippers game clip show and because you your
third love.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Shrek like Shreks.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, so Chell Sydney to Depy.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
You we promised them that we would go to a
Clippers game, but we thought we had tickets in hand,
so we like do everything to get Clipper tickets.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
We ended up getting to the stadium.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
We don't have them. But then as we're leaving, I'm
wearing the bear coat. Mark Summers is rolling out. He's like,
I need that coat and that's what gets us in
the game, right, something like that.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Dude, seems like we could have tightened up that plot
a little bit, but you know, it was loose and
fun and that's that's what people liked to buy work
calling it seems like.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
You're explaining the bike holiday.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yes her. Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen
that episode. I just know Durs was in a tank
of horchata to win tickets.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, I just know that. My whole thing in that
episode was that I liked escalades, and I still get
people sending me pictures if they like, walk past an
Escalatory're like I bet you like this, and I'm like
it was a show. Yeah, dude, escalades are pretty fire. Though.
That was probably the most flex SUV that New e
one looks crazy.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
That was the most flexed XUV suv you could have
for a minute.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Right now, your word of the day's xuv xuv. That's it.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
So now word of the days just when you flip something, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Is the dumb chit you're not allowed to try and
talk that dude. Blake is burgeoning on learning how to
pronounce where xuv?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, what was the better suv than that? I would
say maybe a Tahoe. Tahoes were pretty fire.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I think Escalator dwarfs are they not made by the
same company and they dwarf just the better version of
a tap Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're way better than range
Rover is always top of a little the range the range,
although I think I say in the episode that like
a range Rover's ghost or something a little to boco.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
You do you use the word which ghost is a
good word at the den.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
That would be very good ghost. Fuck yourself for sure
when you pitch that joke on range Rover. What else
was that? I mean? Is this H two era that
was like the La Hollywood Whip? Was that this a
little before?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Oh yeah, they were all over the place, and you're
you always kind of thought it was Turtle form Entourage.
Every time you saw it, you're like, is.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
That Turtle kind of always Turtle?

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Is that Turtle? Is that Jerry Ferrara?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Are you guys vibing with the cyber truck? I see
him out and about now, and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I will say, absolutely hard pass for me. It's like
the Operation Try Hard to Be Cool. They look fucking doodoo.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Uh wow, dude, I mean, what was the name of
the Guinea Pig movie G Force or something? Yeah, it's
Adam seems like he's describing the sequels G Force two,
Operation Try Hard to Be Cool.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
I have no idea what you you guys are talking about.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm so low. Oh you gotta check it.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
It's like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but with Zach Alfanakis
and Gerbils Good really yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
And this was like after he became famous. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
This was like he did it Hangover and then his
next movie is is Gerbil movie?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, G Force. It might have sat on the shelves
as things do, and then he did Hangover and then
they were like, let's dust this fucker off, like we
got something. Yeah, what and what was the name of
the movie.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I believe it's G Force. I believe it's G Force.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Wow, I did not.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I did not even know that that's something that's real.
I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
But that sounds impossible to me based on the fact
that you just named the sequel purposely.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I think it's about this guy who has pet gerbils.
Maybe he lets them go in a tube up his ass.
Maybe he doesn't, but he like trains them to like
rob or. Yeah, Jerry Bruckheimer produced it. I mean, yeah,
it's a huge movie. It's a huge so the the
log line is especially trans squad of gear. It's dispatched

(21:01):
to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Say Gerbils one more time, though, Blake, just so we know,
you really don't give a fuck. It's guinea pigs. I
know people Gerbils. I'm thinking of Richard Gear. That's my bad, dude.
I bet you are well anyway, yeah, gee, or the
cyber trug you're out, dude.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah. They had to recall every single one of them
because the gas pedal was getting stuck on like the
interior or something.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Is that real bad? Yeah? You would like recalls are common,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
They had to recall every single one of them. That's crazy, dude,
there's only like four thousand, but still, uh, well, why.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Do I mean?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I guess I live in Orange County and Los Angeles
and there's probably just way more here.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I see that constantly.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah, yeah, I'm always seeing them and they're the ugliest things.
And you know, happy dad, happy dad. Seltzer, Sure of course,
you know that quite as good as Aschlan, but yeah,
not as good as Ascelin, not even close to as good.
But they have a wrapped cyber truck that drives around
Newport Beach and I'm like, oh, it makes me not

(22:16):
like their brand.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
And I I've never had it, but it makes me
not like it. I will say that, Yeah, it's it's
an acquired taste. I don't think I would want to
own one, but I would like if I was on vacation,
I think it'd be fun as fuck to rent one.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Well sure, but I mean it'd be fun as fuck
to rent just ATVs for the day. But you're not
going to commute. That's true, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's like that's yeah, I feel like that's kind of
what I just explained. The point counterpoint bo, you just
got burgeoned.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's virgin.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, but you would want to drive it every day. Durs. Correct,
you just got burgeoned, bro, and that's it and that's
an x UV. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I wouldn't
want to own one, but I'm happy they exist. I
think that they're cool. I just don't want them in
my drive.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Just initially seeing the pictures of them, I'm like, oh shit,
this is straight up out of RoboCop. These are going
to be so dope, very total recall.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, now that you.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
See them on the street and I'm like, I do
not think they're cool. I think they are hideous. I
think I did.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I actively dislike them, and I thought they were. And
it makes me like them a little more that I
found out that they're not that expensive. Yeah, like they
are expensive cars or new cars, but like they're I
thought they were like two hundred grand or.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Two fifty or something.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
You can get them for like sixty seventy grand.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Okay, not yet. I think that they're a hundred right now.
But they're coming out with a motor that's seventy I.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Thought I just looked it up. See, Oh, that's because
they crash into the wall and the accelerator gets stuck.
So they're like, oh, so you could get like an
old one that will crash into the wall.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah for yeah, all you just got to be on
your toes. Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
So the price of the cyber truck starts at eighty
one thousand.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
So I was I was off and those are available now.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
That's what it says. The price of the cyber truck
eighty one and goes up to one hundred.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Ooh see. I think the ones that are one hundred
are shipping now.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
And the next model is starting at sixty sixty.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Grand, right, and again not cheap, but pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I think the only way they would be cool is
if they were three times bigger, like they were humongous,
like they take up two lanes on the freeway.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
That would be fucking cool, dude, And that's cool. That's
a problem.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yeah, that's cool to you.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I think that would be cool. The one that they
drove out originally at like the show or whatever, was larger.
It was bigger than this one.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, I want it to be gigantic. It's just kind
of just a little bit bigger than a Toyota truck.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Have you guys. Ever seen those six by six g wagons?
I have not seen that. They're like two wheels in
the front and then four wheels in the back, goddamn
and six but like huge g wagon with also a
pickup bed lifted to the fucking hells. It's just the
way they're like a million and a half bucks. That's
an x U V baby, I like that. Give me, gimme, gimme.

(25:12):
What if I was a big truck guy. I don't
really caring myself that way, but what if that we
should be man, what if that was my ship? Blake
fucking Ashton Coocher had that giant diesel one.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Blake walks around with small dick energy.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
But I want you to uh pizza pizza. I want
you to have more.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Bigger dick energy, and yeah, you want me to start
swinging nuts.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, isn't a huge truck small dick energy? Hey, no, dude,
not trying to get Blake, dude, and we're back brought
to you by Zillah. It would be cool if Blake
was a weird car guy. Yeah, I could. I could
see that.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
You're not really an anything kind of guy, are you.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
That's the meanest thing anybody's ever said to me, dude,
you kind of have no distinguishable characteristic about yourself. Now
you get you get hair, way to go. You got
the hair, so if I just let mine grow, I'm
what you are?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Well, you're a jeep guy and you you have the jeep,
but you're not a What I'm trying to say is
you're not like a You're not my friend.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
You're not a good friend to me. You could have
went to the basketball game with me and you didn't go.
Uh the jeep.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
You're like when people say they're jeep people, they like
have dumb tires on it.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
It's lifted. They got the jeep wave. I don't do
the jeep wave. I don't do it. I don't participate.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
See and when you see Durors, he's like a tesla guy,
you won't. When he first got the test, he wouldn't
shut up about the Tesla. It was constantly talking about
the Tesla and that was his personal Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
you talked about.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
You were showing us the like charts and ship.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
It was weird, dude, Yeah, we were.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
We were hearing a lot about that Tesla.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, it's weird. Spects and I feel.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Like I'm just a go fast guy. It's not I'm
not really that brand loyal. I just I just want
to room from it's science. That's kind of that's kind
of my thing.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
When it comes to cars.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
You got to get a really really really fast one. Man,
come on a GTS. Hello, it's pretty pretty damn fast.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Is that fast anymore? I'm not being I'm not trying
to be uh you know, flying the ointment.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Well it's not a it's it's not a tesla. It
isn't a tesla, but it's it's fucking fast.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
This is a Macan GTS.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Nope, this is a Panamera GTS.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Oh this is the panamer Yeah, well man, yeah, yeah,
beautiful being.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
You know who would like this conversation, Kyle is that.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
It's a V eight the GTS. The GTS is a
V eight, correct, I do believe so. But it's not
a turbo. It's naturally naturally aspirated V eight. So talking
about not a turbo, right, but it sounds better than
the turbo, I would argue. I mean this is when
I'm like, oh man, I wish I was a car guy.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
This would be fucking intriguing, so you would know what
the hell we're talking about because sounds. I will say
I don't want to get a Tesla or electric car
because the sound sucks.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Like I like the turning on the car, dude, you know,
bad ass. It sounds when I pull up to somebody
and I go later Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not fun.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Like I like.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I like the loud farts, dude, I like it. I
like the I'm going through a tunnel and it's a
good time. I just don't want to go to a
gas station anymore. I'm like, when I take my wagon
to the gas station, I'm like, people still do this.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
How do you know what the new flavors are? Fucking
zoo r If you're not in the gas station, I.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Go to seven elem and if you want to get
an exclusive flavor, they've got Mango whoop. Actually Amazon's a
pretty good place for it too.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Amazon also sells Costco.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Costco is that baby, baby? I love it? Yeah, But
going to the gas station, it's just like another thing.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
I like to go to the gas station because I'm
with Blake.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I like to go go to glory holes. Yeah yeah,
I go there for the glory, right, and that's our glory.
Glory Holes still a thing. You can do that at
a charging station.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Because there was a.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Glory hole at the truck stop that we used to
always go to in high school. Oh really, it was
called truck truck Haven.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Okay allegedly allegedly not allegedly, what happened.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, and it was called truck Haven. Okay, what happened
to Sap brothers. Truck Haven? And you go there, there's
glory holes and if you stuck your dick through it,
they'd chuck your corn.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
You're hot there.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
It is a hot babe with whiskers, would suck your cocks?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Was this a principal? Allegedly?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
No, I know, obviously I didn't stick my dick through there,
but it's suck a handful of it. We did all
like go like, holy shit, there is there is a
fucking hole here, Like this is for dick second for
truckers that just go on and.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
That's real and that's real, that's real. Who put the
hold there? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
I know, because that's We talked about this too, because
it's metal, right, like how do you how do you
get through?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
This means one of those old school like drilled things
where you crank it and it's like a wide bit
hand drill.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
I guess so. But these are also truckers, so they
got they got tools. Yeah sure, and also their dicks
are super callous, like.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And who's taping it off? Because like they like to
tape around.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
The wait wait wait what are theys knows a lot
about these glory holes, and like you.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Know, sometimes will be handles that they've drilled into the
wall to hold on to. Who does that? Who does
that work? And then a mirror right here so you
can you know how people like to look at themselves. Yeah,
and you're like, do you get these little mirrors? Yeah,
like kind of there'll be a little tray for a drink.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Think you could buy them at the truck stock.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
They'll get a pool noodle and they'll make it like
a little bit larger. Yeah, dude, yeah, I do want to.
We just do something called pimp my Gloryhole, where we
like soup up gas, We cross the country and we
go in, we go whoa, it's what you call gloriole.
How old is this thing? And then we pimp it up. Dude, Yeah, dude,
I like that.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
We put in some bow speakers to set them. You
buy porn Hub it's just a full aquarium. You're just wet. Yeah,
you're just standing in an aquarium. There's fish.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yeah, there's fish all around you.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
There's those fish that like chew the dead skin off
your feet, and like, I guess it kind of adds something.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Exhibit is kind of you know, I haven't heard a
lot from exhibit. He might he might be looking for
some work, you know. Yeah, x X still has to
give it to us. And I want him to give
us pimp my gloriole.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
God, that'd be great. I like it. Go ahead and
stick your dick in there s fiosoft. That is Oh,
that is good.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
This place was wild because we would get there and
we would we would be so drunk, like that's that's
where you would go to like sober up at the
end of the night and and it's like, let's go.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
To the glory Let's go to the Glory Hall and
so sober. I'm sorry, is this like this is on
like a freeway? Yeah, what take us through this.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
It's off the side of the freeway. It's called the
truck Haven and uh allegedly allegedly, and that.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Was like en route for going from like home to home.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, it's kind of a little bit of ways.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
But now it's like a few miles. We would drive
forty miles from No, it wasn't it wasn't that far.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
We were living in the suburbs, so like it was
very close to like the country and the interstate, where
like as soon as you left Omaha, there's nothing for
five thousand miles. So so you I'm sure it was
like the place that the truckers stopped to get gas
before they had out of town, or stopped to fill
back up or whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, I'm sure they fill back up.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Yeah, and they so uh so we would go there
to like sober up and eat pancakes and eggs and
ship because they had like a hole like a diner.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
You got blake pancakes and eggs.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
No, I'm like, do you trust those pancakes? What's in
the batter? Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Boy? It was great.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
But you would see the little lot lizards slur slurping
about just wiggling through, and You're like, oh man, this
uh this is a wild ride.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
And so I always thought it was funny. When remember
I first met Kyle, he kept saying how he wants
to be a trucker.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Remember I always say that. Yeah, it got it got
me thinking why And it's the glorioles, it's the it's
the lot lizards, it's the pancakes.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's pancakes. If I could just drive away from all
these problems, wherever you go, there you are.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It is a trip though, Like because when we were
on tour, we like we did drive. Did we drive
to Nebraska?

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah, we drove to Nebraska from from Kinsling, Kansas City. Yeah,
it was Tolsa to Kansas City, Kansas City to Omaha
and you just.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Be on the long lonesome highway and then all of
a sudden, out of nowhere be like porn barn and
it would just be like this huge barn of porno,
Like what the hell happens there?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
That seems cool? People buy PORNA is that a? Is
that not a thing in California? I feel like driving
up to Wisconsin from Chicago that was like a big deal.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Oh yeah, I mean it's I mean, I know exactly
the porn barn that Blake is talking about. And guess what,
there's a glory hole there too.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I would hope. So, yeah, that's where I want my
glory hole. That because they don't serve pancakes there.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I'm guessing I think we pulled up in one and
there's like little peep show things where you can like
put the video in and the guy would just come
in and be like, you're not allowed to jack off
in here, and I'm like, yeah, well, what the fuck
am I supposed to do? I'm eighteen and a half
years old. I'm not jacking off here, but I need
to see some porno. This is this was nineteen seventy four. Yeah,

(34:58):
I'm gonna start saying, mind you at that end of sentences.
By the way, that's my thing of the day, because
you're that old. This is nineteen seventy four. Mind because
you're that old. I'm that old mine, thank you, Blake.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, I remember going into the porn barn and outside
of Omaha and going I was like looking, like just
checking it all out because I remember it was like,
literally the first time I'm eighteen years old, is the
first time we.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Were like, let's go taking it all in eighteen in
a day. Yeah, and we go We're so high.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
My nautical star tattoo was fresh.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
You know, Let's smoke weed and go to the porn
bar and go to the porn barn.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
We went to the porn barn and we're just like
all kind of looking checking it out. And then I
kind of wandered in the back room and looked at
the the like little rooms to jerk off in and
I'm looking at it and said, oh, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
There's a glory hole there. And then a guy's behind
me and he's like, are you using this? Yeah, so
so polite. He's like, excuse me, mind you are you
using this? Pardon me? Pardon me using I can also
go out Are you done with the glow?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
And I go I'm a burgeoning porn collector and I'm
just here to collect some pornos.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah. Me and my friends rented an XUV, came out
here and we're high as fuck. I was just about
to virgeon this glory hole. Mind you wait, the more
you've tried to use that as a joke, blake doesn't
it doesn't take it away. I like it. I like
it crazy. No, you're trying to own it, and guess
what we own you. I just remember the sections and

(36:35):
like kind of browsing around and then seeing like the
most and and you guys come at me like how
I came at you last week. It was normal looking
dad in like a suit. Yeah, what's normal? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
What is normal to you?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
It was like Kelsey Grammar from Frasier, just like arms
full in the gay porno section. I was just like,
is he is he even a gay guy?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Uh? Well, he's for sure, and he that's how he
gets his fix.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I don't know. Maybe he's reselling. Maybe he's a reseller.
Oh yeah, maybe he's got to collect them all. Yeah,
that's probably true. He looks at you and go, it's
not what it looks like. I'm reselling. Oh yeah, that's cool.
These are worth a lot of money mine, dude.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
He's like Gus Gus from Cinderella, where he's got all
the corn. He's just got a whole stack of freaking
porno up to the steiling.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, we know Gus Gus. Okay, cool? Is Gust Gust
the cow? No, he's a mouse, He's the fat mouse.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Fuck is Gus Gus?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
You don't know Gus Gus from Cinderella? No? No, I'm
a forty year old man. How do I know Gus Gus? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
When Gus Gus when Cinderella came out, that was like
it was a cracking ass Disney movie that was like
the fifties. Yeah that you weren't born when Cinderella came out?
Mind you, mind?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Well done at him. When did Cinderella come out? Cinderella
was popping. That was like a jo. It came out
in sixteen thirty six or sixteen thirty yeah, but it was.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
It was still cracking in the nineties. Well, I know, Becca,
just put it in the chat. I recognize this characters, Gus,
he's a legend. It's because you have two daughters, right,
and you you watch it. We don't watch Disney. Nobody
watches old Disney movies anymore. That is straight from my childhood.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
What wait, hang on, why does no one watch old
Disney movies nineteen fifty by the way, mind.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
You, because like animation like that, nobody people, you gotta
be like Cgi Pixar.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
That's where it's at. No, dude, the og shit is hot.
Kids don't like that shit, no, they do. And the
entry point, the entry point. Adam's very familiar with reaching
the entry point, the.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Crest the crest.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Iron Giant, I mean, Iron Giant is a flawless film.
And that's how you get back to the animation. Then
you're watching the Rescuers, you're dipping back into a baby.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
None of that is Disney, by the way, that is
side of Disney. That's like Foxy Animation.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
It's on the Disney app.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Well, Iron Giant and I believe was fa.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
But if we're just some og animation, my kids watch
one hundred and one Dalmatians on God.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah, that actually really pisses me the fuck off, Blake
that your family doesn't watch any Disney That's that really
piece my biscuit.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
And what's the cutoff? Is Aladdin throwback? Hey?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, Aladdin is throwback at this point?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Okay, my kids love that shit. Beauty and the Beast
is amazing.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Really, Blake, So when you take your children to Disneyland,
are they like, who the fuck are these characters?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
What is this? Why are we even here? This place sucks?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Take me over? Or do you not take them to Disneyland?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Now they're Star Wars. Star Wars is like that's still
on and poppin'.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Have you taken them to Disneyland? I've taken my children
to Disneyland. Yeah, okay, let's check three times.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Mind, you won't let them watch some movies, but I'm
not a huge fan of Disneyland. I think that place
is kind of kind of trifling.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Sus Are you gonna say susy because a trifle.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
You it's kind of a little trifling Big Disney. I
don't know California Land. I'm in Disneyland California Adventure. Yeah,
that places.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
He's like, I don't know what it's called. Min.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I mean, I my son is obviously too young to
go to Disneyland, but I uh.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
He surprised. Get him taup throw them on Space Mount Scrambles.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
True, But I think Disneyland's cool. It's it's like quaint
and it's old timy.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I like that ship. I think it's rad.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's cool. You gotta remember Blake's from California.
He's seen it all. I'm not a Disney adult or anything.
I'm not that. I'm just not that guy. But no
one said you were relaxed, okay, chill out. Well, dude,
me either.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
But I you could still like Disneyland without like wearing
that denim jacket and fucking putting all the pins on.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I know, like Blake scared is gonna get subre all in.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
I'm the one who knew Gus Gus. Fuck y'all, you
are aren't Disney.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I know Disney. Go ahead, keep going, We're not.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
It's not an argument of who knows Disney or not. Man, Well,
it seems like it's getting that way. You guys are saying,
I don't like Disney. I don't expose children, my children
to Disney.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
So you don't, Well, you don't don't say exposing children
the same sense. You're the one who said, like you
you know Gus Gus that then you forbid your children
from watching Gus Gus weird.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah, because it's probably really problematic. I'm not gonna watch Cinderella.
It's fucking we learned.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
From our history. That's why I got a I can't
remember the racist movie anyway, all of them. I'll repeat
Time to Kill. Oh, is that racist?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Well, I think it's a I think A Time to
Kill is about like racism and like.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Well, sure, but it's I think it's on the right
side of things, right, sure, sure, shirt it probably bad. Well,
actually I only watched it up to a certain point.
Then I turned it on. I got changed it. Oh,
I gotta change this, James Wood.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Well, then you just explained to your children like Oh,
it was a different time.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Like women had to wear glass shoes.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, you explained to you that, you go, Well, my
grandparents they were all racist, right, and Grandpa used to
be racist, and then he became less racist as he
got older and society changed less.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Right. The thing about Grandpa is now he's less racist.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
He's way less racist, way less racist.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Now he doesn't say it. He thinks it, but he
doesn't say it because times have changed. Times have changed.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Then I am the first one that is not racist.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah, I'm not Grandpa's It's like the first one to
go to college in the family. I'm actually the first
non racist in my family. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Yeah, Grandpa's less less I'm not. And you're actually probably
gonna be so not racist that it'll end up being racist.
Kind of racist, yeah, yeah, kind of racist. How not
racist you are? You're gonna hate Grandpa?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, for sure, you're gonna end up hating Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
And without a doubt, it's the circle of hate.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
But I but I lucked out and I had kids
old enough that Grandpa will be dead by the time
they end up hitting Grandpa, by the time they'll dodge that.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Uh blake, No Jungle Book problematic. None of these movies
play in my home. I was testing you. It's actually problematic.
You said none of these movies play in my home.
I just don't old. Disney just doesn't hit. Did you
ever give it a go? Did you guys watch Tailspin
as children? I did not remember? Remember how sick that

(43:27):
tiger in a suit was shear Con? Sheer con? Like
when Idris Elba was on the wire, I was like,
this is sheer com m hmm. Did he play sheer
Con later? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
I kind of don't remember exactly who you're talking about.
I remember watching Tailspin, but I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
You don't know Gus Got He was like the bad
guy business suit tiger. He was sick. Yeah, that show
was fucking sick. I'm gonna go watch the episode where
they like tried to mail a letter super cheap but
then it needed to get there. It was a real
like they sent it f class and then they ended
up taking it themselves. Yeah, we need an episode number.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
If somebody could dm onders the episode number of Tailspin
slide into Jersey's DMS.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
This ship works, man, people know, people know, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Look yeah, voice is Sheer Khan in the twenty sixteen
live action film The Jungle.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
How did you do that? How did I pull that?
How did I you cast it?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
He does have a cool voice.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
I'm I'm acting the opposite Edris Alba in a animated movie.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Uh, that should come out next year.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, what smell's talking? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Me and ed Selba we played dogs, a couple couple
of dogs.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Wait, so does that mean are you going to a
rap party with him or what?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Well, it's an animated movie, so there's not really a
rap party, but I'm sure there'll be some kind of
premiere that Ko tow and chop it up with my
boy Idris.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
You should throw just throw on yourself.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Dude, he's He's a cool motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
He's so cool.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
He's probably the coolest. I think he would have made
a great James Bond. I'm kind of bummed that.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Oh yeah, it's kind of a bummer that that that
didn't change hands. Like ten years ago. I know, we
got some some good what's his name movies recently, Daniel Craig,
Daniel Craig, I like those. He rocks, But man, getting
a ten years younger Idris running around doing sh it
would have been sick.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
But that would have been so sick. That would have
been a game changer.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I would have really enjoyed that instead of can we
announce it here? Blake, Yep, yeah, please do please you guys,
it's it's gonna be. I know there's a lot of
like Aaron Taylor Johnson ship that's smoking mirrors, baby, Blake Anderson,
Yeah you heard it here. First is the next Bond
Virgin and yeah, baby, keeping them alive? Just a little svie.
Can you do Bond James Bond for us? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Bond, James Bond. Yeah, actually, could.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
You do it? You do it in like a real
like if I was in this movie and I had
to say this iconic line in the scenario.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Hmm yeah, Blake just did it, and I thought that
was really good. You just pulled your dick out of
a glory hole and the guy's like.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Wait, what was your name? Though? Okay, so it's cool. Bond,
James Bond.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
You're out of breath. You came so hard, you're out
of breath.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I like that. Yeah, this guy was just working.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
You're not you're not fucking him, You're just you're You're
just put your dick through a gloriole.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, but he took his time, and you know he
he like he took his soul. I like to think
he gave me a little roller coaster, like a little
up and down, a little not yet, not yet, and
I go, oh fuck, if this guy's good.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Okay, glorioles are funny, because for sure, it's so like
you imagine a chick sucking your dick, right.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
No, no, I imagine nothing. I imagine just the shadows.
I imagine nothing. No, I don't. I don't imagine.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Well then why the glory hole? Then then why not
just get your dick sucked in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Because it's you're getting blown by a dude and you
don't want to admit it, but you're on the road
and you need some fucking dome fucke.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah. So but you're imagining that it's a chick, That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Oh yeah, I thought you meant me. I'm like, no,
I imagine that it's not a chick. I thought you
meant like in my summation, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
If you were to put your dick through a glory hole,
you are imagining that it is a girl on the
other side. But the time it is not a girl, correct,
not a girl.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
I imagine it's bond.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
This bond in the history of the world. I wonder
how I wonder what the percentage is of an actual
woman sucking the dick through the gloryhole in.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
The real world. Under one it's under one, oh way
under one.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
One.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I wonder how much of that. I mean, they're still
probably really in use.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Right, Blake, It's like you still believe in Santa Claus.
What do you mean because where how did the presents
get there? Wait, it's not it's not but it's not
a beautiful maiden on the other side of the wall.
Oh bond, James Bond? Is that pretty good? Alright? Cricky Oi?

(48:30):
Oh full golf money, penny real quick. I just want
to address this, please, okay, yesterday. Yes, he's a package
thief at the house. Hate that. I hate that broad daylight. Dude,

(48:53):
your your house too, and you live in a little
cul de sac. It's kind of hard to get down there.
It's very hard. And I got the cameras make out
the plates exactly. But I'm gonna get this fucking lady
Slady gets out of revolvo. So this is a V
on V crime, betrayed by your own kind, by my
own people, and just walks up to my house pretending
she's on her phone, and I'm like, okay, oh, she's good, wow,

(49:16):
picks up the package, goes right back to her car,
drives away. I post the video on like the local
like neighbors app or whatever, and someone's like, she fucking
robbed my neighbor too, doing together, We're going to get her.
So when your boobs are huge.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
So remember when I explained my clippers story in the
security guard. The entire next day, I imagined, like if
I did snap and like how I would beat him
up and destroy him and like what? And I also
like got really violent in my dream my daydream about
how I would maybe bite his face.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Off, Yes, out of my fisted this person.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, did you then think like I would have came
out with a revolver, shot her once in the leg,
got my package back.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah? Did you get really violent in your mind? Like
I s yeah, absolutely. And by the way, I just
want to note, people say scenario now, and we all
we all used to say scenario and for whatever reason,
we're saying scenario. Now, So this scenario that it was
in my head was that that's your word. I come
out because I was home. I was in the garage
working out. Oh yeah, you were, no big deal. I

(50:22):
was working out for this this this now fantasy that
I have where I come out. She's walking towards the
car and I go, excuse me, and then she just
drops it and keeps walking. But just before she gets
off my property line, I grab her by the fucking hair, yeah,
and just drag her back, holding her out like this
as she's spatiating about yeah she's she's all over yeah, Because.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
So she like immediately like had a stroke of.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
I'm ringing her neck. And then I got the phone
out over here. I'm like nine to one one. We
got one straight out of Ghostbusters. Yeah, that was my thing.
I was like, am I gonna have to like what
am I doing? Am I grabbing this person? Am I
holding them down for the police shaker? Am I just
taking a picture of the license plate of the car?
And that's like the easier way? Yeah, that's a tough one.

(51:11):
Or is this like the perfect opportunity to like curb someone?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, curb, curbstomp now, because when something like that happens
to me, when some light are on fire, when someone
does something to me and it feels like they've they've
like stolen from you or you've been violated anyway, they
won't Yeah, they won't let you back to you. I immediately,
they won't let me go back to my seat. And
it's the fourth quarter of a playoff game.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Yeah, I immediately the next day or even like on
the car right home, I would just was just imagining
how I would have how this fight would have gone down,
and how I would have punched through his face and
then I would have elbowed the other guy.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Then the cops would have come. Then they like couldn't
get me off of him because I'm biting his face off.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, because I'm his And if the clip where organizations
listening right now, hypothetical, total hypothetical. He's not biting into
one's face off. It's I'm not doing it. I'm not
doing it.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
But that it's like it's like it's like when Sandy
prevented it. It's like when Sandy hook happened, and.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
You've got the floor. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Yeah, And Jersey and I this was important Adam, you
got why why why you like Sandy Hook? You were
pro Sandy Hook? You fucking scum back? What are you saying, mere, Well.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
It's been a set. No, it's been a set. Blake's
bounding out because he doesn't think it happened. It doesn't
think it happened. Yeah, you're that guy got the actors. Actors,
go ahead at him with you.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Okay, When Sandy Hook happened, I was so mad, right,
I felt like as a society we were violated by
this fucking piece of shit that did it. Uh my
ex girlfriend called I think I might have told this
on the podcast. It did.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Yeah, I was in my bathroom and she.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Walked in and caught me like choking out the air
like I was like, I was like in the bathroom,
like acting like I.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Was getting the shooter. And I'm like that is that
a normal thing? Or does everyone do that? And I
know that Durs does that to some extent? Just what
just happened? Do you do that too, Blake? Or are
saying Durs? Just do we have more testosterone? We're just
forget alpha's dog. If you know me and my guy Adam,

(53:24):
we are alphas. I don't need it. I don't need
any of this because my truck is so fucking big.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Dude, you can see me coming down the fucking street
in my huge H four baby. Yeah, okay, but when
there's a you don't let your children watch Disney movies
and you don't care about the kids at Sandy Hook.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Okay, but you got a big truck, all right? Wow? Wow? Okay, Well,
I feel like you're putting words in my mouth. But yeah, yeah,
you play it out. You gotta play it out.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
So do you get when something like that happens to you?
Do you think of how you could physically harm that person?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
But do you think of it ending right or wrong?
I always think like, oh no, like I just killed
this person by accident.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
I always I always go a little too far. Like
when I thought about eating this man's face, I was like, ah, yeah,
I shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Have eaten his face. I should not have eaten his face.
That that might that could get me in trouble.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
That mugshot, Yeah no, it was the blood of things.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Don't trigger me to like that point. I think the
only time I have like those scenarios run through my
head would be like a home invasion, if someone were
to come into my home. I would then I would
have to take crazy measure. I mean I had that too,
and I mean the same I had the same thoughts,
you know, but for like a package, for not letting
me in the seat, for messing up my You put

(54:46):
Mayonnates on my turkey sandwich and I said, no Mayo
at freaking Jersey Mikes.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I'm not. I'm not gonna go crazy. That's not that's
an accillent. See that.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
That wouldn't do it, the Jersey Mikes.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Mayo wouldn't do it. That's an accident unless they're right
on the bag. No Mayo for you, bitch?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Yeah, yeah, Well if they wrote no Mayo for you, bitch,
I'm burning family sleeps there in my mind, in my mind.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
I'm not doing that. But in my mind, my mind's eye,
I know, mind you, I'm not doing that. Yeah. Absolutely,
you're a burgee, right. He wouldn't do that, mind you,
but he's thinking of it. Yeah, No, I don't. I
don't really. I don't focus on that stuff. Okay, all right?
You never So do you take a ship once a
week or something like? What's bottled up on you? How

(55:31):
do you do you play guitar at night and express
yourself that way? How do I get rid of my rage?
I don't have?

Speaker 3 (55:37):
How do you get rid of your your toxic male energy?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I don't. I feel like, yeah, I don't really have
that much. You know? Why are we friends again? I can't.
I'm trying to put my finger on it.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Here, you can put your finger and have you been
tested for low TI or now? How would what would
be some symptoms with me not having visions of killing people, not.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Not knowing, not knowing what the symptoms? I think this.
I think I might have low tea.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
I might need to check my tea, check my t Yeah,
I'm actually afraid because I'm like, I because in your forties,
that's when men start to take tea, dude, that's when
you get the tea. And I kind of want to
take some tea because I'm like, with like aches and
pains and that kind of thing, it's supposed to help,
it's supposed to feel better. So I'm like, I mean,
with my many ailments, I'm like, maybe that's just one

(56:25):
thing to add with the chiropractor and the acupuncturists and
the body work, physical therapy, and the tea.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Maybe that's the X five. Give me some, you know,
when you get on that tea, give me something. I
feel like tea is becoming like lip filler for chicks
a point you're like, we're all doing it all guys
are just getting tea. What's just being cool as ship
and checked as fuck. That's what I heard.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, okay, hey, sign me up. That sounds freaking cool
to me.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Dude, I'm gonna do so bloody shit.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I'm also kind of like, I don't think I'm like
because I have these crazy thoughts with something like that happens,
like I I do get like I have this like
bottled up like blood rage within me. I don't want
more of that rage. I have a perfect amount where
it doesn't actually come out. And I'm during the the
argument with this guy.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Sounds like your way into a basketball game the other day.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
So it wasn't It wasn't even that much sass. It
really wasn't. In hindsight, I was being fairly polite. I
was just saying, I'm not gonna go back with you.
There's there is, madam, But do you think there's some
of that? Is you considering that you're a public figure,
what if you were just an average Joe and you'd
be like, fuck you man, like that ship could come

(57:38):
back to you.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
No, because I've never but I've never been that way.
I've never been like fuck you man, But you're a
child star.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
I was not a child star.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
We became famous at the exact same time children. Yeah,
so I don't think I think. I think it's it's
just bottled up for me and I don't. I don't
want more of that because I don't want it to
come out. I don't don't want it to actually come out,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
It feels like you're laying the groundwork for, uh for
a murder right now, where you're like, I'm well, I'm
in check that episode of the podcast. Clearly, I'm in saying.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I'm so deep in O. J. Simpson ship right now.
And everything you're saying is like, really, alarms are going off?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Okay, Well that being said, how deep are you? How
much deeper can you get than just watching a couple
of shows.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
I'm reading his book watching shows.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Yeah, I'm like into the estate. I'm so deep.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Well, no, this is this is Blake's weird thing. It's
like we just have this this rage that's in us
that then never really comes out. This is yes, your
thing is you truly love serial killers?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
And you no no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
I'm intrigued by the psychology of a murderer. I think
it is a very I like that aspect. I think
it's very intriguing. How a person like you, well, yes,
be driven to murdered me, not me, I could you're
giving me your case. Okay, I hear it already. But see,
the thing is is you have to have like these outbursts,

(59:10):
which I don't have. They're all in my mind, my outbursts.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Let's keep them there. Okay, they're not out.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
The OJ's thing is like he was like a wife beater.
He was like super violent rage issue. Yeah yeah, extreme,
maybe brought on by CT. The fact that he didn't
get his brain checked out is crazy.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Well, now they're going to check it out, right Maybe.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
No, they're not.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
He's getting cremated or he was cremated. It's science. They
should just take it like yoh yeah, they're like yo,
just get it. We don't know a piece of the brain,
a little piece of I know that.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I guess. I guess he's He's not like and also,
why not just.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Do why not brain right? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know.
I kind of want to get mine.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
I probably have CT from the Cymmetruc probably shook something
and lose I mean Ganda again.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
It seems like he's laying the ground. Yeah, man, we've
got it, definitely CT. So who knows what it could happen?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Who knows what I'm capable of?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Science?

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Who knows what I'm capable of? Security guard?

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
I think his name was Victor at outside the Lexus
lounge at the Crypto dot Com arena.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Oh, Adams, Like I think the name I found on
Google was Victory. I'll see you on a game five, Adam, Adam.
If it happens again, can Mark Wahlberg from fear Chess
found please? Oh gosh, I find the owner and be
like my chest.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
This brou is actually pretty polite during the moment the
rage that that's what always works. It's like when I'm
in an argument, I'm never the guy that's like yelling
back at the person. I'm always like, yeah, okay, all right.
And then when I get in my car and i'm
driving away is when all the rage comes back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
When you get home to close. Well, steering wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
No, I'm like, I do you putch you in my
steering will I'm like thinking of all the things I
should have said, like in the moment, but I'm just
too I'm too shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
And you're going you're going what ninety ninety five miles?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
I'm definitely speeding.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, just white knuckle. This is how it speed.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I'm like, they're gonna take my car away because I
drive to my physical therapy place in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I go there every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I have killed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
I drive one hundred and twenty miles an hour there.
I get on the freeway and you get on the
freeway and it's the second exit. I can get up
to one twenty and get over and it's and I'm done.
So you're on for just a moment, just a moment.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I just punch it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I go one twenty and then I get off.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Hunting a long on ramp in California. That's a good time. Oh,
it's the best. It's the best. Like, why do they
even make them like that? They're hell along and straight.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
And I'm smoking weed a lot of the time. I'm
smoking weed a lot of the time. I'm worried about you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
The take and apologies have turned into indictment. The groundwork.
This is bad bad No no, by the way to
make it worse is to go no no. Of course,
I'm kidding, that's all. This is just I'm joking. I'm kidding.

(01:02:19):
It's nothing I can't fix at a glory whole, at
a truck stop. Mind you. I tell you this to
suck the rage out XUV.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Any take backs, any apologies and the epic slams here blease.
I'm kind of getting excited. Our next episode is episode
two hundred. Maybe there's something big brulling.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Who knows? Can we next time we go on the
road and I don't know how they do this, but
can we do a T test at our next live show? Absolutely?
That would be awesome. I think that would be cool
and fun. Guy, here's what we do?

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Yeah, we got If you know, I would like the
next big show to like be in Vegas or somewhere cool,
like a big party place.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
That would be awesome. We go, we get a doctor,
we do the.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
T test before in sealed envelopes. Yes, okay, yeah, we
get Tom burgerong to yeah sactually a really good idea
we get or do we get? Do you get Jeff
Dunham okay to come out and a h the dummy

(01:03:25):
does it for us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
I thought you're gonna say Maury.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
I thought you're gonna say Jeff Foxworthy. But Moury actually
is probably the most one to one Maury Povich is
that Oh yeah, that's a sick that's a sick last name.
I don't think I ever like thought that post legend.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
That's my guy povid Well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I was thinking someone that is in Vegas, like they
just he rolls over from the lux but this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Is a guy famous for opening results Carrot Top, Carrot
Top or the or the Blue Man Group or the
Blue Man Group just comes and does drums as we
Uh that's that's something. Yeah, that's a great call. Hopefully
we're coming to Vegas, we'll see sick on it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Uh yeah, I think I think finding out where to
I bet we're gonna be surprised. What if Blake has
the highest tea, whoever has the lowest and I'm I
have zero T maybe that I mean, it's possible my
body's falling apart.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
I think whoever is the lowest T the other people
pay for their tea. Oh okay, and that's just a
soft wave of me saying like, I'm not hanging out
with you guys unless your te' is up. Okay, you
could also have low tea durs to which I to
which I say, guys, I need a little help, really,
I need I need a little help.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
I would love if I have the lowest. I would
love some help paying for my tea.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Yeah, it would also explain why my dick's shrinking. But
like any other how much does T cost? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
By the way, dude, I just went to my guy today,
my bodywork guy, dude, full on chubb.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
It's not bodywork with this full on chubb.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
He was shaking it loose today. It was actually a
little It was embarrassing. Today was embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Anyways. Episode two hundred Coming at You is just laying
the groundwork.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
No take back to apologies from me. He's capable of
murder and he gets Episode two hundred is gonna be
a big one?

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Please, Tue? Is that next week a big one?

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Next?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Next? Next up? Baby?

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
We made it, made it, and this was another episode
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Well up, Yeah, yeah, I like that. Nice teet up baby,
all right, teat up