Ep 212: Poke My Snake So I Know It’s Real

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
integral to the fabric of our very nature.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Today we talk.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
About why do you smell it?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
And then all of a sudden your buttthole goes and
that like really pops open, and.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I feel like Spock said it was, it's two in
the pink, two in the stink, and then one in
the sink.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because if you grip it, you rip it.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Here we go, start your engines.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
M m m m ming ming ming ming ming ming
ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
All right, ship right to do word and cutting everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Welcome back to t I I Nation. This is important.
That's a god that was brought to you by good years.
That one came on.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's a jam.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
That's a jam with the reason Blake played this, his
durs tried to heat on me a little bit before.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
This is the way.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
No, let's tell the full tell the whole context.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Yeah, I'm about to. When I put my hat on,
my hair went this way. I have bangs and I got.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
What Adam calls famously swooshie bangs.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
I have my swoosh swooshes bangs and Anna, our producer said,
you look so young with the with your bangs, and
then drs sang, you.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Want me to play to just go to the exact
part that I.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Go to the exact part that There's no possible way
I could ever.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Do otherwise it Otherwise it fucks it up for him.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
There's no way I can hit it. Jim me want.
We can't keep playing it. They will take the They
will take the episode down if I keep doing it.
But go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's good, that's good press. That's good press for wild
bad boys.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Done it once. They've done it once. They've done it once.
They won't hit Blake. We won, we won the best
comedy podcast on the Ice Radio podcast. They've done it once.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
They took a recent one down because I was playing
too much of Dursey's mom's favorite musician.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Bajia Bajia. Yeah, Bashia has people got us?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh is that real?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
They took that episode down.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh yeah, she got legal, she got legally.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, Bogi has people. They came for our neck. Dude, dude,
is that real? Bad?

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Yeah, they took our episode down. It's no longer available.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yes, two oh seven Boggia Bogia took it down.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Wow, I mean, what else is she out to?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Well, that's that's the kind of hot content that we provide.
You have to listen to it right when it drops
because we're doing such a legal shit.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, even if we drop it many days after the podcast,
have to subscribe. And so, Adam, how did you interpret
me singing the song from when you were younger?

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Let's go, Yes, I thought you were trying to do
a Blink one eighty two song and like the like
swishy when Tom DeLong had the swishy bangs. That's what
I thought you were trying to get me. And I
called you out and I'm like, that's not what you're
trying to do. That lits doesn't fall under that same genre,
and I think you think it does. Okay, I was

(03:18):
ready to take you to fucking task.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Can I tell you something I don't know. I'm just singing.
I'm just singing songs that I think are part of
an era.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, gotcha, bitch.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Can I publicly apologize to you and then later in private,
I'll give you a private apology?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay? Very nice?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I would love that.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
I am so sorry, dude, I am so sorry. And
Ti nation. Please mark this because I'll never fucking do
it again. Okay, I'll never apologize tors ever again. Publicly Okay, privately, Yeah,
all the time.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I think I interpreted that wrong.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
A lot of private apologies. We love.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I can't remember if I think this song is in
the movie, but I watched recently, can't hardly wait again?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Good movie.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
That movie is an actual banger.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Okay, high praise now, correig me if I'm wrong. That
is Jennifer Love Hewitt at peak Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Right, it is peak Jennifer Love Hewitt. Ya doing an
acting style that can only be described as bad. You
know what you're doing?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh my sexual?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
No no, no, no, no, no, it's it's good or bad,
it doesn't matter. It's a weird like Doe eyed gosh,
just so sexy.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
She was top tier for me when I was a kid. Yeah,
she was a game changer. She was top top, top tier.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah. And what a name to go with the whole vibe.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
What a great name. You had to say it all Hewett.
When I heard that she was dating Jamie Kennedy.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh my god, great name.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's when I was.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Like, oh, like, you have a shot being a comedy person,
right right, you have a shot you can be with
an ultimate babe, Hence Chloe.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I think Chloe kind of looks.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
As long as you have an experience.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
I kind of think Chloe looks a little bit like
Jennifer Love he wit Okay, in a sort of different prism,
if you're looking at her through a different prism.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Okay, okay, so different lights.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'm when you want to move on from that. I'm
ready to move from that.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, I'm I kind of want to dig deeper, but
I don't want to get you in trouble.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Not quite sure.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
No big big, big big eyes, dark hair, dark hair
can give you the Doe eye look.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay, yeah, right, but like just a different prism. Yeah yeah, yeah,
just just a different person. Yeah, I see that.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I see what you're saying. And shout out to Jamie
Kennedy for inspiring you and and many others a.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Generation, yeah, and probably countless others.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
It is wild when really really ugly comedians pull babes
and it's pretty and it's cool and it's really good.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
What why so you relate me and my wife and
Jamie Kennedy dating Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
This is not what we're doing here, like, no, no, no, no,
I'm just like Jamie Kennedy was not an ugly guy.
He just wasn't.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
I didn't say Adam was. I didn't say Jamie Kennedy was.
I just think it's cool. I was just having a
whole nother thought. It's another prism that my mind is
going through.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh okay, Yeah, so you're saying that Jamie Kennedy is
like a skeet Ulric. Is that the name skeet Ulrick?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, you know, and they're kind of like just dunky looking, doofy,
like comedian guys.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
We were like yeah, and then they pull these super
bag on what prism are you looking? It's a different
prism than the one you looked at me and Jamie Knys.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Actually, it's like a completely different Yeah, we're in another
whole freaking timeline over here, dude, don't.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay, well, let me just circle back here.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Sure, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
This movie has like joke after joke after joke. It's
got like seven stories happening. It is super super funny. Okay,
I highly recommend to rewatch What did you? How did
you say? A happy Gilmore A revisit a review.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I don't know. It's a long time ago. Last week's
a long time ago. It was a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
We feel that that's true. That's true. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, I was just talking with Isaac, my favorite me
and that that we currently have.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And how is the after.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
After Kyle allegedly annihilated him last week?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, I don't know, because Kyle I correct me if
I'm wrong. He keeps shouting that he's gonna rim Isaac. Yeah,
if he doesn't do what he tells him, he's going
to start rimming him.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I don't know if you're wrong or not. I don't
know if you're wrong or not. I'm not going to
correct your Yeah, I'm not going to correct you. It's
just what I heard because I don't know if you're
wrong or not.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
On the UTA job board site, I think people.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Were saying that's where.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, well I think you sorry, go ahead, go ahead.
I think Adam, you were going about.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Like what what was that?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
You were going was I going?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I interrupted you, and I'm sorry. I'll give you an
apology later, but I just wanted to you were going
about talking to Isaac yourself.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
Oh, yes, that's correct, yeah, and then I kind of
you and then you you win, then you win, you
win to it, and I forgot where I was going.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I did went, I did went, and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, shoot, what were we talking about?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I'm like, George Wentz?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah absolutely, but.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
What did you what did you go?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Now?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
What did you approach Isaac to discuss before before I went?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You went? And I forgot where I was? So now
we just got to move on. Well, so now, well
what I was Now I remember where I was going. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
I want there to be more great eight teen comedies.
There were so many when we were kids. And is
that because teens don't love going to the movies anymore?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Is that why? Because we as our generation, our generation
loved to go into the movies, so there was more
movies for us about us. I love it.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
And then now the younger generation like, do do you
have to have like they have to be TikTok related
or what is the deal?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Bam?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I mean yes, like this is this is what is
super fucking crazy, and weirds.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
That like, let's let's get charged. Let's get charged.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
If you make a movie about kids. Now, the phone,
it's gotta be woven in in a way that yeah,
maybe isn't cinematic, maybe it is, but like it's such
a part of their lives and even other movies. I'm like,
if I'm watching a movie and people are just walking
in you're walking down the street, and people are just
walking I'm like, no, no, no, they all need to

(10:03):
be on their phones. Yeah, everyone in every movie, at
all times should be on their phone unless they're just
talking to somebody for a moment.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
That's why I did this seminal masterpiece that is Jexy Prophecy.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah. Absolutely, Where and where is that available? Where can
people go to watch Jaxy?

Speaker 6 (10:20):
I want to say Netflix, I believe it was, or
maybe they it was on Netflix. It made its number
two on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I love that. Oh well, and it wasn't a Netflix movie,
So that's that's a big whin. Yeah, that's dude. You know,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
I didn't keep up on the whereabouts of where we
can find Jacksy, but but that is what that movie
is all about, ahead of its time.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, I think so it's probably worth a revisit a rewatch. Yeah,
probably very telling.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
However, we say it.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
Yeah, yeah, it fucking sucks because well, now now there's
like every plot problem that was in the nineties, or
like we gotta find we can't find our friends, they're
over here. Now you have to explain why none of
you have phones or like.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yes, it has to be like, oh, put your phones
in here. They blew up the phone. The phone went
in the pool bucket. Yeah, now phones can go in pools.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, now they're like waterproof. Well you just just text them,
just find my friend function.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, and like do kids like I don't know, like
the kids not. There was so much mystery and look,
let's let's just be old people for a second here.
But like you would just go out and try and
find people, excuse me, pick my date, or like you'd
hear people were somewhere and then you would go somewhere, right,
and now you kind of know everything, and like, I

(11:38):
don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Well, Blake didn't have many friends, so he doesn't know
what this is about. Apparently apparently Blake knew where they were.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
They're in the basement.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
I know, yeah, I knew right where my friends were.
They were at John Paul's house and they never left
and that's where we congregated and we didn't go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah. Yeah, he knew where his two friends were. They
were in the basement and that's where they.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Still aren't really begin too making friends.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I'm saying, we're not really kissing, we're practicing kissing.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Dude, it doesn't count, bro, We're just wrestling down here.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Mom.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
It sounds like you're fucking.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, it's like, where's my baby oil.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Sounds like cheeks getting clapped. No, no, no, that's.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Mom like ren and stimpy when they shake their butcheks
to you.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, that's the razor's edge. That's a yeah, you used
to have to.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
I mean there would be like we would hit up
even when we got cars, because I was one of
the only people I knew with a cell phone. There
was like maybe three or four other guys that had
cell phones. When I had a cell phone a sophomore
year of high school, when you get your.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Cark little Nokia, if the four other guys with the
cell phone aren't hitting you back or aren't in the
social groups that you're trying to hang out with, that night,
you literally had to drive past the Temple Bell Scuge
or King parking lot. Yeah, little Skug had to go
past the grocery store where we would just kick it

(12:58):
in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
And that's because it was like, let you guys hung
out in the parking lot because it had like floodlights
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, so we would just sit in the middle of
the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
How was that lighting?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
It was definitely lit. It was lit.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Do you remember like early on, like texting people in
the no, that first text like because.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Texting is texting people is like the preferred way of communicating.
But I don't really remember like texting as much as
I do now. Was it because you had to hit
the button like three times to find the Yes, Yeah,
it was just harder.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
What was it called the like it was yeah, there
you go team.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Where if it was C on the I think letter
or number two you had to hit three times right
to get the sea right.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
So the and there was no predictive Wait, it.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Wasn't T nine the predictive winning. I thought T nine
was like the upgrade where you did not have to
do the one, two three to get C on the
two and T nine like you could just type it
and it would know.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
That's a that's a question for the producers. I think
it isn't.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
But you know, hey, producers, wake up.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
A pull back is right, right?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh, dors is right? Blake hit him. You want some points, yes,
given that's not a points, that's not a point I
told you do.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Here you go, yeah, there you go. Jers likes that one.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Routy gains, thank you, shout out to rowdy gains. But still, yes,
you wouldn't want to text until you had a full
like BlackBerry keyboard.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, that's when shit really started. A snatch, which happened
way after, way, way after yeah, way after that ship
was it was slow and steady.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
But yeah, movies for teens, I guess I'm just like
they wouldn't think it would feel real unless it was
like everyone's on their phone constantly. Yeah, and I don't
know how cinematic that is. Someone's gonna make it.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Well, that's probably right, and so you almost you almost
need to make if it's forty, if it's about teens,
not necessarily fourteens, but about teens.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
It's euphoria, and it's about it's about fucking each other
and doing drugs.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Right, fucking the quarterbacks dad, right, Yeah, dude, give me
that role. That's a media role. I'd like to dive into.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
I mean that school and I do enjoy that, but
but I don't think we would do Euphoria justice.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
It wouldn't be a sexy it'd be funnier. Yeah, no, Euphoria.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
I'm sorry to say. I never have seen an episode
of Euphoria. Where is it set? Is it in Los Angeles?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I saw the pilot? So did that? The guy focks
the quarterbacks? Dada see.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I've seen every episode and I'm waiting. I heard. But
I like Sam Levingston's other work, The idol.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Id.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
But do they ever explain because I've seen the cast
and crew of Euphoria and they're pretty.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
They're like, they're pretty hot, hot youngster.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, the crew, how's the boom operator?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
It's a hot crew. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
If you went to that high school, you were like, yeah,
we've got some some super babes.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
No babes. There's not a Sidney Sweeney at my high school.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
The focus polar does it with her titties?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, Well, like, what are we talking about? He just
said the cast and crew sexy. I'm like the crew
like what?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I'm like?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
The gas The gas tape has those electrical tape exes
over the nipples. What are we talking here?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
No, man, It's like, if I'm gonna have a sexy
set in front of camera, I want a sexy set
behind camera as well, dude.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
And everyone listening Blake saying if this is a demand
he has on any production he's.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
On, Isaac, damnit. Yeah, I want everybody to kind of
really be bringing the thunder. I want a hot, hot set.
When I say hot, steady hogging, yeah, I want.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Big, big, old freaking swinging thangs.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Right, you want ladies in those saran wraps yoga pants.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Not to change the subed, but here it comes. I
want to because I've been fucking up. So I'm still
on my circle kicked off, I'm still on its running circles.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm still on it. And you guys might want to
ask me what pod I'm i'm rocking with today. I'm
I'm I'm rocking might not good for you. They upped
my meds and I'm currently on a lot, a lot
of muscle elecxers. Way, so words are kind of flopping out. Really,
squeeze lemonade, dude, it's pink lemonade.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
And is this just flavor or is this also vitamins? Electrolytes, Like,
what's in this one?

Speaker 6 (17:50):
This one's just a flavor pod. I don't think we're
getting much of electrolytes in this one. I just had
a Kiwi watermelon that was electrolytes, so I'm getting it.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Also, just in that moment, does seem like your meds
are hitting and you were like.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, when did you take your last muscle relax? Or
that was about about an hour and a half ago,
and it takes about an hour and some change to
really really start hitting.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Where does it hit you? Uh? In my ability to
focus and say words and enunciate words okay, cool, yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
And hold and holding BMS and holding Adam's like you
gotta go change a diaper?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Does it relax? Relax my spinking?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Do you find that you take a ship when you
do it? Or is it kind of a what is
it a stool stuppressing? No?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, literally, today is the first day that they've upped
my meds for this. Okay, so this is brand new
territory for me. Okay, let's go. It's gonna suck.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
I've yet to do it while I'm working, so I
had today off, so I didn't do it well and
I'm excited to see what tomorrow holds on set of
the Righteous Gymstones.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, that's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Is gonna get a Emmy off of the freaking pills? Dude,
I can't kill me.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
It's just gonna be real fucking slack jobs. Like, dude,
did you see what? Or they're going to have to
write that. Kelvin's now super into pills and ship.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah right, bringing a whole new level.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
That'd be kind of fun. Yeah, that's cool. I like that.
But what are what are the pills that the gay
guys do to relax their buttholess?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
You know this?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
It's not a pill, it's a I don't need.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I don't need much at all. I don't need much
for me. It's a visual thing that really does it
for me.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah. Poppers, poppers? I like Anna and Beck are both
writing poppers. Is this the quickest they've ever answered?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Wait, guys, what yes, we will ask a question and
they're on their phones. They're gen z on their phone.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
How did you even know?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I don't think poppers are pills. Don't you just smell it?
Hang on a second, hey, Becca and Anna please respond?
What are poppers? Do you smell it.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Wait, yeah, wait, let's do not. You don't know how
out of everything we've out of everything we've ever asked,
why did you guys just answer that so quickly?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Well, because they know.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
And they're still writing. They're just they're writing a whole
freakings chat right now.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
It's bizarre.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
There's also Special K, which they like, the Special K
that's a cat tranquilizer, which I've actually done Special K before.
That's why I was at Merrimack Woods when I first
moved to California. It was these girls I was trying
to impress and we go over to these guys apartment
and I do They were like, put Special K like
on the weed and we smoked it.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Okay, if I remember correctly.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
You thought of some corn flakes.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yeah, dude, given points for them.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
It got It sucked, dude, I'm like, this absolutely sucks.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I like couldn't talk to these girls. I'm like the
whole time, I'm going like, I'm not going to be
able to make it back to my apartment, which is
five apartments away. I'm going to die here.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Can I tell you something?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
They did that on purpose, didn't want you.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
There, and they were like the only way to neutralize
them is giving special care on the week. Then you
can't move and they fucking escape.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Realize them. Dude, Yeah, sorry about it.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Sorry brother, We've got to We've got to take down
this big cat with a trank gun right here, this
horny trank cat.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Can we get into the science of what like poppers
are used because they it opens up your your your
asshole a little bit, right, yours?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Not mine? There's no way.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, you don't have to be scared to say aboutthole
or asshole. Well, I don't want to say something offense.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
I don't know what poppers are directly used for, but
I thought it was that's.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
What they're directly used for. That's what they're directly.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
So it's like a muscle relaxant. You smell it and
then or like why do you smell it? And then
all of a sudden your buttthole goes and that like
really pops.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
So yeah, what is the purpose of a popper?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I do like how Blake really cares? I'm like, we
can move home here.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
No, it's interesting, No, it's very interesting, Like is it?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's not that interesting to me?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
This seems interesting. That's it's important. Blake I don't think
I currently can read. Please read this whole thing.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh yeah, Blake, reading is always fun.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Blake, You've got the poppers is a slang term referring
to recreational drugs belonging to the alc al alken alkyol
alcool nitrate alkyl nitrate family of chemical compounds. When fumes
from these substances are inhaled, they act as potent vaso.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Dilaters mm hmm ye.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Producing vascillitators, producing mild euphoria, warmth, and dizziness. Most effects
have a rapid onset and are short acting. Where's the
butthole stuff? Oh, a widespread recreation. The drug is just.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Something like that.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
This is what the one that read finds the one
that's like very like clinical and by the books. And
then Isaac immediately finds the little little snippet that says
the drug can cause euphoric effects and act as a
sex enhancer by relation that's in the anal muscles.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Fuck it, I'm gonna come.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Do you want your asshole relaxed?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Absolutely? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Absolutely, I don't know. Don't you want it to grip
it so it's tight? Tight?

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Grip it and rip it, grip it not because if
you grip it, you rip it exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
He and Adam we all know, we all know that's
on your business card. You live by that and uh
and you have and you have business cards.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I do have business.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I like Adam going from school to school as a
motivational speaker.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Just remember it happened to me.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
You gotta if you grip it and rip it. So, uh,
pop on, pop on?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
So you want to you want a looser butthole.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
You want to I think you want a nice loose
butthole so you're not loos so so it doesn't hurt
you as badly, right, I would assume.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
But who's it for?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
For everybody? Man? What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
I think it's for the guy who's getting the the
ass pounding is or the woman or yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
You to relax the butthole so your asshole doesn't hurt
his bad relax loose butthole. I would assume. Sure, I
would assume what I would assume.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I would assume, Yeah, you know what happens when you assume.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
That's what happens when you take this thing.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Your ass zoom, you make a lot, You make a
loose buttle out of you and me, I'm gonna have
to get more circle.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Dude, I think you.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Can fit that circle in uh after a few poppers.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, I think he's really muscle relaxed. Right now. I've
been doing the bit of do you think I could
fit this up? Mine? What's that on said at the
Righteous Gemstones?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Okay, you save that for season four or five. Damn dog,
it's science.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
They don't love it as much as as we love it.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Well, I think it's a different time, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, maybe they maybe they don't want to know that information.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, maybe you have to take it as the truth.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
So I have a crazy story. So I was coming
back from the him right before doing this podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Believe it's not that crazy, And I spark.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
At my normal spot and I'm sitting and I'm talking
on the phone and I look into the bush and
I see the fucking largest snake I've ever seen in
my goddamn life. No, this snake is.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Like four or five feet and thick like this stick
and is wrapped up into the tree and I could.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Just see belly.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
And you're in your car.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I'm in my car.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah, And I get out and he's like laying there
terrifying dude.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
And I'm looking around for a stick to get it
and wait.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Wait, wait, wait is it looking at you leave it alone?

Speaker 3 (25:40):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
What?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
So you're in your car and you see the snake
in the tree. Yeah, and you get out of your
car and get a stick. Yeah, what are you doing?
I was gonna poke it. I was gonna poke the snake. Why, Yeah,
to poke the snake. When you see a snake, you
gotta poke it with stick. That's one of the main rules.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
That's one of the main rules.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
To go ahead, Yes, absolutely, And I think if you
well maybe that's Florida. But if you kill snakes you
get money for it, so maybe go ahead.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
So you got out of your car instead of driving
away at a high speed.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Well, it's at my house. I was in the driveway
and I'm looking into the bush at my home.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Oh, this was at your house. I thought, Sorry, I
thought you were at the gym. Okay, you pulled up
to the crib.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
No, no, no, no, so sorry, Yeah, you just got back
from the gym. I'm at the spot that I always
park it in and I looked directly ahead and there's
a fucking snake. Weaved up in this tree and the
fact that I egoized.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
With a bow sized kind of bump in it.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, it was wild, dude. And then I'm like freaking out.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
I sent Isaac a photo I because I was talking
with Isaac as I always do. I love you, Isaac,
unlike Kyle.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
How's he doing, by the way, After Yeah, I don't
like you, guys.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Tell me and I come in the house. I'm like
kind of wigging.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
I'm wigging out, and our nannies here, and also she's
also my assistant, Michelle, she's here at the house. I'm like,
we gotta get a stick, we gotta go poke the snake.
And she goes, oh, are you scared?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
And I'm like, Michelle, this snake is like a record
level snake for Charleston. It's a huge nake.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
It's a wildly huge snake. This is a fucking bubble
constructor in.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
The huge snake.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
El Sir, I don't like it, and she's like, sure, okay,
let me see it. Then she comes out.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
She she's like looking at her She's like, oh my god,
it's fucking huge.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I'm like I know, and I'm like wigging out looking
for this snake.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Fully wait, I would have called the police and he
has it.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
If you if you grab the snake. Oh oh, what
the hell?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Now a monster?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
It was fake?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
It was fake, dude. What.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
So she gets up closer and she's like she's looking
at it, and I'm behind her and I'm going like,
I'm being a little bit of a bit. Snake's kind
of wicked.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Now. I'm like and I go, I go, I go,
don't get too close. I'm like, don't get too close.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
She's like, Adam, it's fake, and I'm like, what it
was fucking It was just the belly and it was
wrapped up so perfectly in the tree. It's an inflatable
for people that didn't smush the subscribe button on.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
YouTube, and you you gotta smush that freaking subscribe.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
But if you didn't smush the you're not getting to
see it. But it is a plastic. It's deflated a
little bit now because I've been with it.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
But this goes uh.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
It was perfectly snaked up in there in the in
the tree. And who like someone someone's like punking ye
that I know who it is.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I know who are not good next?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
The kids that are staying next door. They like they're
actively like punking.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Me, dude, real cute.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I know they are. I know, really have you?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Are you chummy with them or are you like mean
to them?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Like, no, I'm pretty I'm pretty chummed. I'm pretty chumped.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Up, you know what I think? Adam, Maybe uh you
gotta go python to python, go over there and fucking
yeah yeah. Maybe if you're if you're listening, you missed out,
if you're subscribed, and you're most the subscribscribe button, I'm
talking about arms.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
What sucks is for how scared I got.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
The only way to get them back with the like
their parents would have to come talk to me, you
know what I mean and be like, you can't.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Scare it put a bear trap in their yard.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
You can't scare my children that badly.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
What if you do like a kind of like a
fake home invasion or something that kind of like hostage
situation sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Hostage or like I come in, I kind of mess
up the house and then they think there's a burglar.
So now the kids are always scared that there's like
a burglar, or do a.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Little Manson helter skelter rearrange them. I feel like.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
That'll go well and people just shooting see property.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, I think that might really go well here in
South Yeah it is. Is it an open carry, Yeah,
I would assume would open carry. Yeah, yeah, that's close
carry all kinds of carries.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Yeah, sure, whatever you can carry carry Bradshaw water trash
from the backside.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
The front side looks less real, but the backside, if
that's just ten feet away from you, it's like snaked
up into a tree. It was fucking terrible.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Will you put it closer to the because it.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
It looks faker the closer you get.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I think I would have the same reaction. It looks
very fake.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yes, once you are holding it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I mean, but he's in a foreign land. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Oh it has a rattler. Oh yeah it does. It's
a little rattler. But it was kind of dark.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
It was like, I'm sure it got your juice is
flowing though. I bet you were amped.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I was so amped, dude, I was.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
So knowing you you got cool that you cause your
nanny to take care of it.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
No.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
I wanted to stick because I was going to poke
it and see if it moved, because I was like,
if it's maybe it's dead. You know, you thought it
was a corpse, but it was deep in the tree.
It wasn't like right up front, so you really had
to like get down there and look. And you didn't
want to climb into this tree in case.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
It was alive, because then it will jump.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
So that was a big moment for me, dude. So
now I think I have to like find out what
dog they have. Kidnap it. Yeah, go online, pay someone
a lot of money to make a perfect replica of
their dog's head. Cut that dog's head off, like put
put some like ground beef around it or something. Just

(31:38):
go ahead, yeah, okay, and then and then like set
it on their steps and wait for them to come
out something that would shake them to the poor, because
that's the only.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Way to get back to them.

Speaker 6 (31:49):
But I think that that might be I think it
might be one too one step too far.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
You get the dog and you just take the leash
off the dog, and then you get like forty pounds
of ground beef and and then shave some of the
dog and put some of the hair in it, and
then just put that on the porch with the dollar on.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
It, and do we Blake And Blake's a good o
you guys. He kind of is a good gauge of
like what's too far? Do we think that's too far?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Blake?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, I yeah, I mean if it's believable looking, yeah,
I think. And it seems like you've thought about it
quite a bit, and I don't know if if my
opinion is going to stop you.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Oh you know what, Adam, You know it really get them?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Dude, No, it just do.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
It literally just happened right before the podcast, so I
haven't had a lot of time to think about it.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
But but you have a perfect, most sinister thing ever
where you're gonna be tended de capitate.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Well, that's the one that just comes. That's when the
one that comes easy. Like how could I scare these
children to their core?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Dude? Adam, this is what you do. Can you take
some most poppers?

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
I should ask my most sinister friend and hold, yeah,
this is gonna be bad.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
You text some of those poppers?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Oh guy?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, and then you just you feed that snake up
your own asshole and you just go over to their
house and you you say, hey, but what they don't
know is that the snake is a wetter asshole. You've
been so you so.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
You fucking got them, dude, you've been way No, they
don't turn around.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
No, you don't even bring up the snake in your asshole.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Just have a little bit popping out, Just have a
little bit coming out asshole.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
And you know your dick's wagon.

Speaker 8 (33:31):
Turn around and spread your cheeks and say did you
did you drop?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
You drop?

Speaker 6 (33:39):
I was gonna say, maybe you could say, like you
drop it on your prank or something and then you
pull it out, But I like, did you drop?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh no, did That'd be way too easy, That'd be
way too obvious.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
No, you say did you drop something? And then you
kind of spread your I think you drop.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
I actually think that's better than than my absolute insane idea.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, you don't want to do like that.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
That's that's way less insane than fake.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Either way, either way, they're gonna they're not gonna mess
with you anymore.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Yeah, it wasn't actually gonna kill the dog, you know,
damn sure.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah, Isaac sent us a little pick if you had
if you smushed the subscribe.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
But yeah, look at that. Look at that looks fairly real. Yeah,
and that's fairly climbing up in the tree to get it.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, this in the chat.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Yeah that that that's fairly real. The color of the
snake is is pretty good. It looks bad on the
zoom cam, but when it's amongst the the the the
leaves and the tree, it looks kind of real.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah it did it? Did they? They actually got me?
And you could tell that there was some thought into
it because they weaved it up perfectly and it so
it wasn't like smushed by the branches. They like perfectly
placed it. There was there more than one. I only
yanked out the one.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
There might be another one in there. Wait, there's a
real one.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
I'm looking. There's an there's actually a real.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Snake in the What did you gotta get these guys back?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Is there snakes even in your area? Were you told
about snakes?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
There are? There are snakes here. There's uh, there's what
do they call those? Uh? Dors probably knows every snake imaginable.
The Copperheads, copperhead it's science. Copper Heads probably.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Knows every snake.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Am. I don't I feel like you just know you
know poisonous things.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Let's let's uh, let's let's dive into that real quick.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I don't oh, you like you know dogs? We were
just assuming you know snakes. We thought you know all
you know dogs?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Really well, that's true, and snakes are the dogs of
the reptile world.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeahy much, though that's absolutely true.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Dres you're kind of in a territory where you get
gnarly asked, like in Australia, like the spiders and all
that ship.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
So here's what's cool about Australia.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
All the Spiders should have said that one at the
beginning of the episode.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Does snakes, spiders and snkes all the spiders.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
They have giant spiders. They definitely have poisonous snakes. But
here's here's the misnomer.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Okay, which I know we like to say a lot.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
There's no predators here except.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
For you, except for we sent you to the prison colony.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
And dude, there's so many playgrounds near me. There's no
like bears or like jaguars or like that kind of stuff.
So like, if you're out for a trail run, you
might see something like a snake, but there's nothing that's
going to like chase you or like kill you. You
might scare something and get bit or whatever, but there's
no like apex predators. Night on Land.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I didn't think about that ocean.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I don't know, man.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
A lot of sharks, a lot of sharks.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Everyone's so casual about the sharks. It's kind of disturbing.
They're like, yeah, sharks and you might people get bit
And I'm like.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Somebody, dude, that's why Australians are the best.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
They're the best.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Becca in the comments, those spiders looks so predatory to me. So, Becca,
this is the problem to your generation. It's not about
how you feel, it's about facts. Okay, I'm not gonna
let you slander these spiders that have welcomed me to
their country with open arms.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
I like, when you get super like gen X or
older millennial, you just turn into Robert. You become Yeah
you're from New Jersey or some shit.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Well New Jersey, as we know, is the first colony.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, and so is true? That is true? Is it?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I feel like the most deadly things in Australia are
the birds. I feel like you get attacked by birds
a lot out there, so you should watch out first.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
What do you mean you feel that way, man, it's
a feeling based Yeah, this is I forgot he's gen Z.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I think there's a lot of gnarly birds.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Every you're giving me gen z feel and what makes
you feel that?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I think that like the Kuckoba it's in the old
gum tree, like and then like attack, Cuckubra attack.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
I was just talking, Blake. Can you give us just
five minutes off?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah? Absolutely, any context at all as to what the
fuck you're singing? Right?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
What you've never heard the cuckubrera song. Okay, it's not
about a bird that attacks. But you guys didn't sing
cuckuberra back in freaking uh elementary school.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
In the Midwest.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
No, No, we're from the Midwest. In the Midwest, you
know what they do, crow thet you fast bars. Okay,
so out there and cow there they'll teach you.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
All these little songs because they know you're too fucking dumb.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Land of fruits and nuts, the weird stupid.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
You've never heard cuckabar? Is it in the old gum Tree? Mary? Mary,
King of the bushes?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
He I don't even know what a gum tree.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
It's a laugh cuckubra laugh.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
We have oak trees.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Then then then then we've got so you guys didn't
learn about other countries in your in your songs. He
didn't go on a musical journey. I can't believe you
guys have never heard freaking cucku bera.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Was this like a summer camp song or it was
a school song.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
It was just like just a song you sing.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Somebody help me.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
We would just sing lean lean on me a lot.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Well, that one's hard to Was that governor like Joe
Brown or whatever the guy's name was when we were kids.
No judge Joe Brown for sure. No, I mean was
that one. Kamala was the attorney general and she's like, man,
dating all these dumb ass songs in schools? What the
hell did that charge due?

Speaker 7 (39:42):
Adam?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
You've got the mill charge?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Dude off, king, do not come.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
I know all the facts and and the fact that dude,
I will say, I don't know much about Okay, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
He Aamala Harris but or cucka bears. But the fact
that she dated Montel Williams, Yes, oh really that is legendary.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Are we going to get him stumping for her? Is
that what they call it? Stumping?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
What does that mean? Yeah? Dust him off? Like where
is where is?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Montet Williams was my dad's favorite person for like ten I.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Vouch i vouch so Monte Williams.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
I feel like a lot of younger people don't even
know who the fuck monteu Williams is.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Oh god, oh, this is how you do it?

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Is that that's that's Montell George Jordan, which also would
have been pretty tough.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Yeah, but then I would have known that she was
really down if she was kicking with six seven. Montel
is like Williams, Montil Jordan. He had he had the
daytime talk show Montel.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's how I knew him. He had
this talk show.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Was it just Montel? Wasn't the Montell Williams.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I thought it was a Monte Williams show.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
And I think maybe they were two different like he
was syndicated on one and then maybe had his own
show later that was just Montel.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
There was a whole Montel universe because he's such a
freaking legend, mate.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Legend dude, and he was a very cool guy. Uh,
you just wanted to be with him. You want to
hang out with him?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Ex Military right, Oh, yes, I think I think so, yes,
Marine Corps Naval Apparently.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
He dated uh, you know, the Democratic nominee for the
President of the United States, so.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Good for just like she just got my boat who
she used to date.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's that's her allergy.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I know that they were.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
They were trying to be like, look at this skang
dating Mantell Williams and I'm like, yeah, but Montal.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Williams, it's not like she Yeah, oh they were. They're
they're saying that online absolutely on his feed. My algorithms,
his algorithm, algorithms, nasty, they say it all kinds.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Now, can we talk about my We're again, we're like
late to the game, and I've been kind of out
of the country. But my favorite thing is watching everybody
post like their thank yous to Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I'm like, can we just chill? They're like, thank you
for your service. I'm like, he's not a he's not dead. Well,
thanks for not dropping out a year ago so we
could run up in this game a little more prepared,
Like what are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Gay? And also, this is so crazy your post. He's
not going to see your post.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
He's not going to give you a retweet.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Girl that you went to high school with, she's not
going to see your post.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
But even the famous people, I'm like, you're not in the.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Mid especially the famous people. I'm like, no one and
I have some names thank you that.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I want to blast. But I mean they're they're good people.
They're just it's so dumb to post like and I
see people everyone's posting their photos.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
And full disclosure, Adam, you worked with him.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I did. I did. Yeah, you should have done one. Yeah, dude,
last one right now.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
And you don't need to You don't feel any need
to be like, he's my guy. We've hung out for
six hours together, and.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
We did hang out. We me and Isaac went to
the White House. He almost introduced me to Brock, which
would have been fucking sick.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Damn, that's what you want.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
That's what I wanted. That's that was the that was.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
You hold this laptop, just you can have it. Just
take it. Just take this laptop.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
You're like, and I'm like, this laptop.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I don't need it, I don't want to care.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
This won't be worth anything.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Just please just get you stow it away there.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
They're like, hey, there's my son's laptop. Here, hang on here,
hang on my son's laptop.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Oh my god. By the way, the more I talk
about these things I have, I don't know I don't
know what's on the left. I don't know what the
laptop is. I just keep hearing about the laptop, and
I'm like, d is his dick pics were on here?
Like what was on the I just I see the headline.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I just don't really smoking crack on the laptop.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
But the laptop is like a you'll breaker for some people.
I'm like, sure, man, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Yeah, I guess, but you know that Montell Williams and
the presidential nominee man for the Democratic ticket presidential nominee
fucked Montell Williams, and that's who it gets my vote, Dude, Montell.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Williams, do not come apps so freaking lotely, Yeah, do
not come? He was great, Try not too. She's alleged
she's a legend.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Montelle. Yeah, I bet you know what I see. I said,
I see Montel on infomercials now. Uh, I see him
doing infomercials now sometimes super jacked, still got it. I
feel like Kamala is probably a little bit like he's
the one that got away and she needs a mouth.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
She needs what if what if she becomes president? He
first order?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
What do you say about Ferbie?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
What she reinstates Ferbiy's what if her first order of
business system put him in the freaking cabinet?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Bro dude, secretary he's like secretary general, secretary general, d
of D if you don't give him like a huge job,
like he's secretary of like transportation or something where you're like, ah, yeah, yeah,
I guess they kind of do stuff, but mostly people
under them do the stuff and then they just sort
of go, yeah, we need roads.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
But think about a bald, sensible, jacked guy. Yeah, where's
he where's his best fit?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Is it? Is it? I mean I don't want to wait,
I don't I don't want to waste them on transportation.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I'll give him the I'll give him the vice.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Well see here's another thing. We don't know enough about
the government to even know what would be the best fit. Yeah, yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Vice would be clutch because you're a figurehead, you're not
really doing that much. And I feel like he would run,
he would run it.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I love you guys.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
How many videos there are of Kamala like doing little dances,
like with a group of kids, stuff like you see
have you seen the mashups? Oh yeah, there's mash ups
on the internet. Now I've heard just like.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
She can move, dude, doing this little one two step. Sure,
she can move. I do like Donald Trump's dance to
the Trump's Trump's arm dance is UnrealEd.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
It's pretty fire.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
That almost swung me that whoever wins is gonna be
a hell of a dancer.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
We know that.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
America there, Okay, I wonder if by now, if you
know break dancing is in the Olympics. I wonder if
we have a gold medalist yet. I don't know how
deep we are in the Olympics right now.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Well I can tell you.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
That the Olympics, uh yeah, we're we're recording this week ahead,
a little over a week ahead, so we're almost two
weeks ahead.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Swimming just happened.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
So the Olympics start this Friday. Yes, break dancing is
in the Olympics. Literally, yeah, I know. It's freaking sick
as hell.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
We knew, we knew it. We knew what you meant.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
It's freaking sick.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Literally, I don't even know what that would mean. Figuratively. Figuratively, dude,
break dancing is in the Olympics. Figuratively, it's figuratively.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Okay, my bad to step Yeah, I can't wait to
see that. And then and then the last, the last
thing that the you know, hot polycharged topic that we
haven't brought up is the fact that Trump was shot
in the fucking ear, dude, the ear man.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh god, yeah, not okay, not okay.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Not okay, okay. I will tell you what is okay?
Is Trump la ahead, Trump's plastic surgeons or whoever put
his ear together so quickly. His ear is already looking great.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
It's back. It's back, baby, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Oh, his ears back. Mab okay, it looks better than ever.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I feel like he'd be the kind of guy who'd
be like, leave it dangling. No, no his calling card.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
No, because no Trump. He likes to look good. And
you could tell by the way his his fit odd
does and his hair. He's like, huh uh no, Well,
he likes to look good in the way he thinks
looks good, you know, right right.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
He thinks his orange tan is good looking, so he
does it, right. Yes, he thinks he thinks his comb
over is more embarrassed to be bald, that he has
to have this crazy comb over, so he does.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
It it is a cotton candy situation.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
I think he would say, I've got it.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
I've got to take care of this ear situation right now,
do you did?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
He did he get one pointed, pointed a little bit
like a werewolf.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, he's a stuper.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
He's he went Spock mode. He's like, he's a tricky
that's what he's running on.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah. If he just starts doing this a little.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
He's like, honestly, I'm a change man. We gotta live
long and prosper, y'all. That's what it's all about.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Oh wow, that would actually be set. That would be sick.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Is the thumb in or is it out? Ninja turtle hand,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
I think it's out. I haven't watched a lot of
star trends out. It's easier to do when your thumb's in,
I feel.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
But yeah, I feel look at that due trend with.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
The spot hand. You know what.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
I think the thumb is out because there is the
you could do the emoji of it.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Okay, right that it is? It is one.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, it's officially it seems it seems right, and I
feel like Spock said it was, it's two in the
pink two in the stink and then one in the sink. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
And then when you just yeah one like the third
person because you're having a threesome. They just suck on that.
That's what spock long dick long and longer. Yeah, that
is fire bro dick long and long and.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
How about points?

Speaker 8 (49:41):
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Speaker 3 (49:59):
We need a oppers sponsor.

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Speaker 3 (50:07):
Hopefully we're really excited.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Do we even care? Should we just start talking about
them now?

Speaker 6 (50:14):
But yeah, let's let's talk about it that they So
we have to approve all these sponsors and we don't
really care.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
As you've heard, we don't really give a ship.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
These guys are gonna get a free be here.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
You know, if it's a sponsor. Yeah, we'll say yes.
We say yes to everything.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Every once in a while when something comes along.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
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That's obvious. We fucking love it. Fucking love the cream cheese.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
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Speaker 3 (50:41):
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Speaker 2 (50:45):
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Speaker 3 (50:47):
Getting Circle isn't a sponsor. They should be for how
much goddamn love this should be?

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Speaker 3 (50:55):
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Speaker 6 (51:01):
They sent me a big box of Circle because I've
been I've been hypened up.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
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Speaker 3 (51:09):
We'll get you some Circle, I feel. But do we
know the name of the company. What is it? We
don't here.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
So it's VB Health and it's called the load Boost.
So this will help your orgasm intensity, semen volume, and taste. Yeah,
and uh and I like. They also have a pill
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Speaker 6 (51:47):
I mean, how what do you think if you go
over to a girl's house. Let's say we're all young men,
were single. We go over to a girl's house and
we're you know, you're in her bathroom and just on
the counter.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
You're not snooping around. But just on the counter.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
There there's a pill bottle that says soaking wet. Take
a look and it says for vaginal wetness and how
it's going to be soaking.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
You need another four inches. You immediately take three yourself.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Oh you're you get soaked up yourself?

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Then?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah, oh, just to see what happens.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I wonder what that would do to a man.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I think you just start salivating or you get diarrhea.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Yeah no, maybe your dick had just starts uh dripping, secreting.
Oh sure secreting.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Do you get diarrhea too?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, so maybe not. Maybe you wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Maybe I was the cause of diarrhea snail.

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be a sponsor. Please, we're looking forward to this. The
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Speaker 6 (52:56):
Yes, we love it, and please please decide to sponsor
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
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Speaker 3 (53:10):
So that subscribe. But we got to test the products
I had a uh.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
No, This is what I can tell you is that
he's excited. He's chunking right now. He might have lost
his internet and.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
I don't want to speak for him, but yet, Adam
has kind of complained about having smaller loads and like he's.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
In a taste because he likes to shoot into his
own Yeah, and he's kind of been talking about how
he's noticed is a little bitter, kind of slightly spicy.
And and here's the thing about Adam, sensitive guy. He's
been beating himself up about it, beating himself off, but
beating himself up about it and really yeah, just just

(53:53):
not too pumped about the taste of flavor.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, he's been going through.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
It is viscousness.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Yeah, every day off pod he kind of talks to
us about it, and it's really nice.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
And we're like, dude, cheer up, it's.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Fine, Fine, it get better, it gets better.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
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soon as you get on that VB health tip. Yes,
And I don't want to even like take the podcast
into like a downer zone, but he's been dealing this
with us for a while. Just kind of weak loads,
stinky stinky sky.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Weak loads and and.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
So this if we get this sponsor, it's me a
real boost to not only his loads and their flavor,
but just to who Adam is. How he walks into
a roomy well and hey, hey, he's back, so hopefully
you know. Yeah, I'm not speaking at school when I
speak for Adam about but I think he how it'll

(54:50):
change his life for the better.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
What you What happened dude? My internet going out? We
got you? I think I think we should probably wrap
it up.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
What kind of just yeah? Any any take backs? Please?

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Any take backs you guys, You guys had had something
of your sleeves.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
I know it, I know it. No no, no, no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
We wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Hey fair enough, and I trust you guys with my lines,
and you would never put words in my mouth or
do anything distasteful when it came to me, because you
know I hold myself to such high regards distasteful.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Distasteful is the perfect word to describe what we were
going over.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
That'd be a smack in the face to me and
my family if you did anything like that. All right,
any take backs, apologies, apologies, any apologies or epic slams.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
A smack in the face to the lineage.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Mate, I feel pretty good.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
I want to apologize to you guys for the way
you guys were brought up, the fact that you don't
know the fucking kucku bera song you you guys are
uneducated in the world.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Hey, t I O Nation, slide into Blake's DMS and
let him know.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Every time you say that, they really do. And it's
a real it's a real output for him.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Know whether or not you know everybody what the fuck
that song is. And I guarantee you're gonna get some
California kids that know about your dumb little song. But
the rest of America in the world, because we know
that t I in Nation is no longer just a nation.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
We're all over the place.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
We're international. Baby Dres is in Australia as we speak.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Where the is from. It is local to Australia and Australia.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Careless, I was busy watching can't hardly wag great soundtrack,
highly recommend it, a good revisit, excellent.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Well, maybe go outside looking at a bush and find
a cukumera, take a walk about.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
And you know what I want to take back you
know those people who sent messages to Biden. You know,
I don't think I went in hard enough on how
dumb they are and what they thought it meant to anyone,
but super dumb.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah, super super super super super super dumb. Yeah, you're
a fucking idiot.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
What else?

Speaker 6 (57:11):
No, I I think I stand by everything that was said.
Once again, would like to apologize for my friend Kyle
on Kyle's behalf to Isaac for what he said the
last couple of weeks. I think now and I'm sorry
to Isaac from my friend Kyle. The alleged baby eater.
He's done allegedly, he's done a lot of really nasty things.

(57:32):
But apparently he's directing Happy Madison, Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Too, Happy Gilmore, which is great.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
I would say Happy Madison, Happy Gilmore too. We're very
excited for him.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
We are stoked on that he's gonna do great. He's
going to do a great job, going to do great.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
For somebody who calls himself the Lord of the rim.
You couldn't ask for more. You know, someone who who
who between gritted teeth shouts at our manager and says,
you bow to the Lord of the realms. It's huge
This is a huge step for him.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
He's gonna do a great job.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
He's gonna knock it out of the park.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
M h yeah, all right, well that's another episode. Oh
look at this, dude.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
The sun is setting on the East Coast and the
sun is rising there in Australia.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Man, we're International Bank.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Tomorrow, it's tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Don't take this episode down.