Ep 215: Adam Gets A Lil Yachty

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Mimosas, fun names, Workaholics set antics, the Bible, yacht life, best candy flavors, & more. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
integral to the fabric of our very nature.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Today we talk about and do you remember when he'd
be like, does anyone want a granola bar? And he
would just be holding his erect penis in his hand.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Babe, I gotta get the comedy out.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Why did we have so many bibles in the work
of house writer's room? Here we go, start your engines.
M m m m m m m m ming ming.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hell, dude, I just uh, I just ran downstairs to
get some deals.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Getting right into it. He's getting right into.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
It because my baby pitts were just real juicy and
they've been juicy all day long, dude. And then I
ran downstairs and uh. And then Chloe was mad at
me because she can't find her phone. I hate that
drives me insane. So that's the predicament.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
This is men, this is women, this is husbands.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
This is why this is And I'm getting right into it, dude,
because I think this is this is the differenttrat men
and women.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Your fucking disaster, my guy, I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, So that's what I'm dealing with in my life. Yeah,
she's very, very upset. And then also, I guess up,
I guess I woke up our child earlier I get
before I came up to do the podcast. I guess
I woke him up because I said mimosas too loudly,

(01:40):
and she was like, well, you're saying mimosa's. You just
said mimosa so loudly.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Is that a trigger for the baby.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't know if it's yeah, because that's that's what
Chloe's titty milk tastes like, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Or another champagne in order to just baby, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Don't I don't know if that was the trigger. I
think it was just I said it really loud. I
was doing some kind of bit, and then she held
on to that word and I don't even really remember
saying mimosas, but she was like, then you had to
like sing mimosas like I was sing songing mimosas. I
don't know what I was saying.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I like to think this turned into like a huge
screaming match where it was like.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You were saying mimosas.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, right, well it was it, but it was like
it was like a serious conversation. It wasn't her being funny.
It was like, I can't find my phone. Do you
have my phone? And I'm like, why would I have
your phone upstairs? I wouldn't just I don't need your phone.
And she's like, well I can't find it, and I'm like,
I'm sorry, and then she and then just you screwed
me because you woke up BO, And I'm like, how

(02:43):
did I wake up?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Bo?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
And she goes cause you were screaming mimosas And I'm like, oh,
I was mimosas.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh so she had had too many mimosas and couldn't
find No.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, she there's no mimosas or are being had done there.
It's just this is a very sober day.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
So why are you saying mimosa? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, what is going on? When did you saying the most?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I think I was. I mean, from what I gather,
I think I was doing a bit about my parents visiting,
about my family visiting for Thanksgiving and my mom and sister.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
What do you mean doing a bit just like too, Chloe.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
We were planning. I think what it was is we
were planning Thanksgiving and around the corner.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
So you're doing bits off the pod now.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, because I gotta always do it, save them. I know,
I know, I have to save a sav I know
we run out of bits. I get it, and we
got we gotta save them file of bits for the low.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
So well give us. Can we hear the bit? What's
the what?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't really remember the bit. All I remember is
I was talking about Thanksgiving and then somehow it was
like my mom or sister said I'm gonna need a momosa,
which is what my moster say shit like that all
the time. They're always just like loudly saying they're alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Hang on, Adam, I think you just woke up my kid.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Just oh, stop saying dude, it's a trigger.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Where's my fucking phone?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, you know what, I said it so loud right then,
I know Chloe's going to be like, so now you're
making fun of me on the pod while singing Momosa's
You're an asshole? No fuck it, dude, Yeah, that's one
of those test due.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Hey, you know what, here's what I know. Men need
a place to just vent.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, yeah, this podcast it's my man cave.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Honey, do you.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I mean there has to be a podcast out there
called demand Cave. There's a group of guys the Man Cave.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
At least forty Yeah, for sure, there's a forty podcasts
called the Well.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
There's two bears, one cave.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Oh, that's true.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
But that's clever. That's clever.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's clever. Yeah, but not straight Man Cave.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
There's definitely something out there called straight man.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Caves straight, which I'm not a huge fan of. I
would prefer it to not be st You know.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's been established. We know, we know you don't even
say it.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
We know doesn't know where you stand.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, I just don't think you have to stamp everything
straight or you know, the gay where you were.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Gonna say the other you're kind of embarrassed to say gay.
I don't know where you stand, Blake, I don't know.
I think you're confused.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Saying the rest of all that other bullshion is what
I think I'm.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Saying, Like you're a gay straight polka dot me on green,
I don't know. I don't know all the other things.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
There's so much.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I just don't want to poke a dot.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Listen, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
What about brown, well.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Gay straight brown doesn't really roll off the tar. I
don't know, no, not at all.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
By the way, that's a cool name for somebody. Hey,
what's gonna meet you? What's your name? Gay straight Brown?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Nice to meet you.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Hey, But what were we talking about? I think we're
talking about this off.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Pod and we apologize.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
The name that sounded familiar, less played, less.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
More, less more, less more. Let's more just less more.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, and how that would be a great stage name.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
We're just what a great Yeah, a great like comedian name,
but like not a current comedian. This would have to
be an old Skindies squad villion.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
But that's what's cool about is that if you do
it now, it's a real throwback. But I mean, Rip
Torn had the best name.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Well I knew. I know a very funny comedian who
is now a writer, a very successful writer I believe,
named Hugh Moore.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Okay, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I was going to say there was a wrestler named
Hugh Morris and maybe he needs to knock on Hugh
Moore's door.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
A home one that might be a humush. Yeah, that's funny.
I like that. That's clever. What's a bad one? I mean,
I think people can remember on the episode of Workaholics
where we were doing the prank phone calls with the names,
and it was like Barry mccachuinner. But then we started
making up ones that weren't names but were us just

(06:59):
say lude things like yeah, Europus stinks.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Your put your put c stinks. I'm still gonna send it.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, you know, the first name Europe is not.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
A name, but.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Stinks isn't really.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I think I changed my parking my parking pass, like
like whatever, what they put in your parking spot to
make sure no one parks there? It's said you're put dude.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
What a great feeling that was? Was that a good
feeling for you guys? When we got our own parking spots?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Big day. That was a real big day. I remember
being very excited.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't my first parking spot, guys.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
What the hello?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I feel the trade.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Beizza pizza, So what's Here's Here's one of the perks
of being like an office PA is that you have
to have a parking spot because you're kind of coming
and going and bringing groceries or launch or whatever or
like mm hmm people above. You don't get to park
right there at the office, they've got a sweater from
the fucking wherever, the parking lot and stuff. But when

(08:10):
you're getting grocery.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, park right there, you're you're bringing in all the
sunny d that, the bones writing stuff, ice cream stands.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I got so busted by the writers from bringing in
like trash food. They'd be like, don't bring this in here,
and I'd.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Be like, you know, well, because you were buying it
for yourself.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
You're like, yeah, half, I'm like, I'm buying like nutritious
yogurts and stuff. But then I'm like, don't people want
some slim gems? And they're like, don't bring this in here.
Hell not gonna eat that.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh that sucks. That's yeah, because you had just a
twenty year old palette, You're like, yeah, I bet they're
gonna want some nerd ropes.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
What were our go to snacks in the workaholics writer's room.
I know is a lot of stream cheese. I remember
just Kevin Etton eating lots of just spoonfuls of peanut
butter so that.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
But he's disgusting. I feel like he would like eat
it with his his like tonel clipping.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
He was like, right, he cut his fingers with his
toenails to get a Scooper.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, Kevin is our showrunner on Workaholics, this very smart
man that Comedy Central made us higher. They're like, you
need a smart person in the room. Yes, listen, we
we like you guys. You're funny. You need a smart
man in the room. And they they were right, and
thank god we had Kevin. Yes, he also was foul

(09:27):
and I believe would eat like just with his finger
and ship just just peanut butter, just sitting at the table.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah. It was also notorious for not closing bags before
putting them back, which just drove me absolutely crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Peanut buttered smeared everywhere and you're like, I don't know,
Oh my god. And then remember when you used to
finger his asshole while pitching bits? You guys remember that.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Allegedly and every time every time you would say, I
thought it was the peanut butter, give me a break.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
That's right, I remember that.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Holy shit, I think I remember something like that. That
was cool listening.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Do you remember when he'd be like, does anyone want
a granola bar? And he would just be holding his
erect penis in his hand.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, I'm still gonna send it ud allegedly. I think
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, no, sorry, it was a kudos. It was he'd say,
does anyone want a kudos?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Allegedly? Kudos to you, good sir.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
That was crazy. But you know, however, whatever you get
the comedy out, man. This is what he'd done.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
All you gotta get the comedy out, babe. I gotta
get the comedy out.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Allegedly.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
And do you guys remember when he would say anybody
wants some gushers and he would just uh be squeezing
his nutsack super hard.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Between two bibles.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Allegedly do you remember that that? I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
The Bible, but everything else I remember.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I don't remember that. Yeah, it's kind of ringing a bell. Yeah,
but that I remember those details.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
And you got to imagine my dismay right as I
see that it's actually two Bibles that I.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Don't remember the Bible part.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
But also, why did we have so many Bibles in
the Workahost writers room. That's kind of that seems a
little weird.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Why why is that weird to you?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
It was from the property.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Hey, look, I don't care if you're a Christian, Jewish, black, white,
polka dot neon green. It doesn't matter. I'm just saying
it's weird. We had bibles in the writer's room. That's
odd to me. I mean that's weird to you. Yeah,
to you, When was the last time you opened a Bible?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's been it's been a while. Actually, it hasn't been
a while. I just did really a day.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
On Yeah, come on, that's.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
The Righteous Chumpstones. Actually, just maybe four days ago or something.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
And then he went to set.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Do they keep real Bibles on set? Do they keep
real Bibles on set? Or you're just in a church
filming and they're laying around and you're like, huh, maybe
I'll open read some scripture.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
No, I was holding one. I was giving a sermon
and that it like ended, and I say, like, and
now open to az you go thirteen twelve or whatever.
You know. I just made something up and then I
crack it open, and they're supposed to call cut, but
sometimes they don't call cut right away. So I would
just start reading. And dude, when I say I don't
know how to read, I don't know how to read

(12:27):
these words in the Bible, I'm like, I was butchering
that these big words. I'm like, what revelation? Other language
is this? And it was English?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Is there an example of any word that like really
tripped you up where you're just like.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Well, it's job, it is job, it's not job, it's oh,
it's not job. A lot of people laughed at that.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I was on a job interview. But I don't know,
that's kind of crazy, that's kind of crazy. Yes, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
So you fucked that up.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, I fucked that one up. And then and then
just every everyone was, you know, it was this crazy
name and this crazy name, and then it was always
just like and then Peter, Yeah, yeah, do.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
You say passless?

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't get sciences. Does anyone says no, No, You're
going to hell?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
No, But no one says job whatever?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Oh yeah yeah, just because I'm stupid, I'm.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Gonna go take a show.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
So, yeah, how come Peter had such a normcore name. Well,
I guess there was John as well.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
There's like a lot of very normal names, and then
there's just the craziest name. Yeah, and you're like, oh,
that doesn't need to you knower from the Bible.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Theer Peter, John, of course, Jesus, Judas Mom, who else
who else you more?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Was the name John and Peter popular that back then? Though?
Was my question, because I know they're popular now.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah that if that was like a name that they're.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Like, you know, moving on.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I just wonder if, like was the big name.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Do you think that was the first time John dropped
on the scene and they were like, oh shit, I
never heard that before.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's why I'm here. I asked the big questions.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I like that John was the like Shaquille or something,
just like a mom just had a fun way about
her and decided that she's going to give her son
a brand new name that's never existed before, and then
she went with John. It has to be like how
this ship starts, right, just like really creative moms.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Right, I mean, I think, so, how did how did
names start? That's crazy, That's what you're.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Kind of blowing my mind. I wish Kyle was, man.
You know, Kyle would be losing his mind right now.
Oh he would be jerking off about this, dude. Oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Kyle would jump on here and be like, I don't
even think we need names, and we go okay, okay, Yeah,
you don't think they're helpful in all the.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Trick and what's the reasoning. I don't know, man, I
don't know labels. Name. I just don't think we do. Man,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, names of the original misinformation dude.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Okay, all you need to do is make eye contact
really hard. You never have to call a person's name out.
They'll know who you're talking to.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
And that's just Kyle on set, just not knowing anyone's name.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
And that's coming from a do a crossed eyes.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
We miss Kyle, we we do.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
I hope he's doing well. Haven't talked to him in
a while.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
May has belly be full of children?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah? No, I haven't talked with him in a minute either.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
He is all up in New Ju.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Shooting the big movie. Excited for him. I don't think
they're shooting quite yet, but they're getting there.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah, they're getting happy.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
God more too, happy, good more too.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yes see it.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I'm in Australia. I'm in the middle of fucking nice
the ocean out here, right, but people are working out here.
Holy sorry boy, Mark Wahlberg in the lobby the other day,
my boy. Okay, I'm getting up pretty early. I'm going
to work out at like five thirty six in the morning,
and I'm, boy, you know, I'm looking like this. I
get out of the elevator to go to the gym,

(16:14):
and then the other elevator next to me opens up,
like and I just kind of turned to see, like
who's there to say, like, good day. It's fucking Eric Andre,
who's out here doing a movie for a few weeks too.
And I'm like, dude, we both looked like shit, we
both looked tired as fuck. He's just getting some water.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
And he's like, you're going to work out, He's coming back,
He's getting home.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
No, no, no, he's he's jet lag because he had just
gotten here. So he's like, I'm just gonna go to
the gym, get some water, and go.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
For a walk. Very likely.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm like living my best.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
What I what I do like about I mean, I
guess I like it about it. And part of me
is like, bitch, if I could drink, I'd be drinking
all the time. Dude, Eric isn't as big. I mean,
he does party, but he's not as big of a
party or as I think people probably think he is.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I think he gets drunk off of people.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh yes, well also alcohol. I've gotten drunk with him, Yeah,
drunk with those Yes.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
But right, but I think I think you are right.
I think instead of getting like absolutely shmammered, he enjoys
just the revelry.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I could see that.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, but like, let's let's get this party started, let's
get on the bar, let's do something crazy, let's get
people whipped into a frenzy of revelry.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
I think he dabbles in like sort of like more
like like adelic as well. I don't know if he's
super into like the hammer smash of like the alcohol lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, we like a good hammer smash. That's how we'd
like to handle ourselves. Yeah, we're bona fide alcoholics.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, Blake likes to uh slide tackle on hotel lobby
floors by himself. That's what we like to do, right, Blazer.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, I like to be round in the bases of
the Hilton in the hallway and just go head first
into the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I missed those days. I miss those days. Boys.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Do you missed that, dude?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
I really do.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I like to eat a giant geo at two am.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I was just in New York yesterday. Oh nice in
New York City? Yeah, thinking about tour. How was that?
It was awesome? Dude, it was the craziest thing. My
neighbor next door this is our little bye week this week,
our little hiatus week from work, and they just hit
me up and we're like, hey, do you and Chloe
and Bow want to go on our yacht in New

(18:39):
York City? What like?

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
And so they heew us out there on their private jet.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Holy shit.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
And we were on there, like one hundred and seventy
foot yacht and we spent the night anchored in front
of the Statue of Liberals whoa directly underneath it.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
We were like, that's the way to do it. That's
what I like to do.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
God, that sounds insane.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
It was the craziest just it was three days. It
was the craziest three days ever. It was. It was incredible.
They were the nicest people. Everybody was super cool.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, you got to have a good attitude about life.
If that's the lifestyle that feels oh good.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah. They were like in their lives and rightfully so
I would be loving.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
And how old are these people? And what is their story?
I mean, you don't have to get into it. But
I just kind of like, whenever I hear yacht, I go,
what's the deal?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm not I don't want to out them, but they
uh wildly because I don't know if they want their
their name and whatnots out there.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
They make missiles, we got but.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, they make missiles. Yeah, they sell warm yeah, wars.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Hey have you ever heard of silencers? I invented those.
You can sneak up on anybody and.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Murder of you know, uh, you know, bump stocks on
AR fifteen. That's kind of my thing.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Hi, Hi, Randy.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Bum They call them bumps docks.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
You were bumper.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I'm We're just.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Two bumpers talking to each other.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
You know, it's all good. Come on the yacht, Come
on my yacht. There's gun turrets on the top of
this yacht.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
We're just shoot into the water. Every once in a
while you get some fish floating up.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
You can accidentally kill a whale oop oop oops.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Uh yeah, dude, and this this yacht and and you
guys know me, like, anytime I'm anywhere, I think, oh,
I'm going to live here, and then I start looking
at property. And so immediately I'm looking up like jets
and and yachts, and I think, I mean the way
to go. They are wildly expensive, but the way. But

(20:48):
if you get a certain level of rich where you
can't just just get one yacht this man has, he
has multiple yachts and they're staffed at all times, which is.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
This is elite.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
This is wildly elite. Hit uh, And I felt, we
felt so like this isn't our lives, because obviously it isn't.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Our lives, you know, but it's another level. It's another level.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
It's a true other level. And but I was like,
if you could get to a yacht level where you
can afford to have the staff and just be on
the yacht. Once you get to like seventy years old,
don't you just cash out and go, I'm gonna live
on a yacht until I die. Yeah. I think even
when you're I'm just retiring. I'm not I no longer
own homes or whatever else. I'm just living in an

(21:34):
absolute yacht life. And then you can go vacation and
rent a house somewhere and you're sick of living on
a yacht.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
I think a lot of dudes when they get to seventy,
whether it's yacht or not, they the sea calls them
and they're like, Yo, we're gonna I'm gonna go live
on a boat, like whether it's just a sailboat in
the middle of the Florida Keys or whatever. But sometimes I.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Feel like that that's gonna be, you know, salt life, baby.
I feel like that the sea is gonna holmet.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah, get on that water.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
That's sweet, mistress, because it's so fun. Dude, it's so
nice out there.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
It is cool.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I don't know. I don't know if I would live
on one.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
I don't know that is it's a lot, but it's
kind of cool to stay to claim it.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I have an ant who travels her ass off in
like not just like a fun ant way, in like
a bald out way. Like she's always like four or
five times a year. She's in a far off land
doing some outrageous ship that night, which sounds kind of dope.
She's out there spitting on that bag.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Wait, so that's what you're you're saying, Blake's sorry us
ants is doing in the far off land.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
But I kind of I slipped. I meant to hit this.
But but don't get on that thing. But it worked
kind of kind of.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I like that you committed to you, like, just stared
right into the camera.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
You're trying to WICKI waha. I'll send that a lot,
I'll say to him. And it does seem like it's
that life. I just don't know if I want to
be based on a yacht.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I don't know. I'm a land lover.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
But then you could go anywhere, you could vacation from
the young obviously, this is you're wildly wealthy in a
way that I don't think. I don't even think the
like the most successful actor can't do. I'm pretty sure them.
And I'm not trying to count this guy's money, but
just seeing all the things he owns and how he
conducts himself, he seems like he has more money than

(23:32):
even the most successful actor does. Yes, or at least
in that range.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh, you're talking about your yacht guy, My yaha friends does.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Actors don't. Actors are rich. They're not wealthy for the
most part. There's a couple, but there's I keep getting
these these like clickbait things which like, uh, she's the
richest actress in the world, but you don't know who
she is, and it's just this woman from the eighties
who married a billionaire. Yeah, old of me.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
That's one that's sick. Go for it.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I can't remember her name, but like she she was
famous as fuck, like very successful actress who made a
ton of money but also married a billionaire and so
now she's the richest actor in Hollywood or whatever.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
I love that for her.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
But yeah, I mean the Yeah, here's what I would have.
It'd be a house with a runway in the backyard
with the plane.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Okay, that's kind of tight, and then I.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Take off and go wherever I want. And I would
definitely partake in some yacht action. But being on a boat,
I get a little freaky just being out on the
boat my life.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah, let me ask you this, and maybe this is
kind of a boring question, is a good way it's
all said. But you do a lot of boating in
southern California, which is really sick. How did you like
being out in the waters in New York? Was it?
Was it fucking just as trill Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
We didn't go out that much. And weirdly the weird
part about it, and they were they kind of complained
about it too, so they were like, next time, will
you know, will stay in Brooklyn. It's just a better view.
And because we stayed at Chelsea Peer okay like Peer sixty.
So it's like it's so right on the west side Highway.
You know that big blue building on the left hand

(25:13):
side that says like Chelsea Pier and it's like bowling
arcade X Y Z and and and your golf there's
like a golf range.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, it's a big sporting complex.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah exactly. So we were parked right there. There was
like a ballroom right there in Indian wedding that was happening,
a parking lot, like literally right off the boat. So
it was a weird place to have docked.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Getting I'm getting bud like cruise vibes.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, it was a weird place to have docked. But
then you would go out and you go for like
nightly cruises and then on the last night we anchored
in front of the Empire State Building over that's super dope.
Sorry statue at Liberty Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
That's so dope. I that's weird because I saw our
buddy Cam who worked for Adult Swim, he was like
DJing a party and the boat was out by the
Statue of Liberty, and I'm like, what a cool fucking
place to just be on a boat. I didn't know
that was an option, dude.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
It was so wildly cool. Yeah, me either. And when
we were anchored there, we were the only boat there
anchored like they're like during sunset there were like the
tour boats that would come by that were like kind
of driving past us. But at night we were the
only boat out there.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Why is that? Is it just people are just too
fucking scarred or is it like you got to flip
some scared well I don't know, like, are those treacherous
waters over there? Whatn't the hell? No, why isn't it
blown out?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
No, it's not. It's totally chill. It was totally chill.
And there there wasn't I mean, yeah, there was not
one other boat. I was like, there, why isn't And
it was in the middle of the week. So we
did that on Monday night so it was less choppy. Yeah, okay,
so we did that Monday night.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I get what you're saying, but marine living is just
cool because there's just not that many people out there.
It's fucking kind of wild. You just have your own world.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Dear. Well, it was weird because they were saying, well,
it's Monday night, you know, maybe no one else had
this idea on money. And I'm like, we're in New
York City. There's not some just like Russian billionaire who
was just in town for a few days and was like,
let me take the boat up right, you know now.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Or just some like frat bros who fucking commander to
the sailboat and well, I don't know if the wind
is going, but maybe took some jet skis out there.
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, what are the hydrofoil surfboards?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Well, they're not sleeping on the jet skis, Blake, I'm
talking about sleep There were jet skis.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
You're saying, what if you just stay till up till
four am? And you're just well, I guess you can't
ride jet skis that late in the night. You probably
would get into trouble, noise complaints.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
No, I don't think it's I think you don't have
lights on your jet skis so you can't drive them.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
It's extremely dangerous. Yeah, you still sund.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
What if you got a headlamp? Those are cool? There
we go, i'mna start wearing those more.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
That could be kind of stick.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, I wonder if that would work.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Maybe that's awesome New York from the water. That's very cool.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah. So anyway, so that was the last few days.
It was. It was a very wild and a lot
of really cool photos of my son being the boogiest
little six month old you've you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
That's awes just dripping in burbery. What's happening? What's your rocket?
What's his little sailors out there?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Well, you know where we live in Newport Beach, so
he does have sailor specific fits. You know, he has
a lot of boat attire. So we he was rocking
some cool fits thanks to Chloe Perfect.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
That's dope. A little aqua baby. I love it was.
It was cool.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
It was, it was. It was a wild couple of days.
It made me feel like I asked them to play
that jay Z song Empire state of Mind a.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Lot, right, like a lot?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
And how old are they And do they know what
that is?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
They they, I mean they're I would you know, he's
in his seventies and she's in his in her late sixties.
I'd say, I like to say she's in her thirties
and she's in her thirty Uh. She played act of
contemporary cool music. I was like, Oh, she's she's down,
she gets it, she's she's a cool mom.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah, that's dope, dude.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
And it wasn't just us, there was a couple of
other couples too. It was that all the people that
are neighbors right here, so those are the people I'm
renting from, and then the other neighbors. So they were
just like, let's have a neighbor get out. Yeah yeah,
maybe like want to upgrade my my neighbor game. Like
back in California, I'm like in La, I like don't
even know my neighbors. I'm like, they're not taking me

(29:32):
on yachts. You know that kind of sucks.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's bullshit.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah that sucks.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
I'm gonna fucking bang on them. Send us over.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I'm busy. I'm busy. If you and if you're watching
on YouTube, Blake has just disappeared. Hey Adam, can I
get a circle sent to me in Australia? Is that possible?
I'm so thirsty here, It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I would love to get a circle sent to you.
Ilst Isaac, I was like dude, give me a hookup
with Circle, Like, I need more circles. I'm trying to
give them to the cast of the and some of
the crew of the Righteous Gemstones because I'm getting a
lot of people seeing me slurp on the Circle and
they're saying, Now, they're saying, what's that, dude, that looks interesting?

(30:14):
I'm into that, right, And I say, I'm gonna hook
you up with Circle, and yet they don't send me
more circles.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
So I'm just drinking water out here.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Are they at a product?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
What the hell? What's going on? Have you decided on
your favorite flavor yet?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Or what I mean? I'm drinking Peak Lemonade now, which
was in the running for the favorite, but the Blue
Raspberry is legit, very good, and the Sweet Tea is unreal.
It's like you're drinking sweet tea.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
It's it's delicious.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Were you guys alive when Blue Raspberry came out?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Yes? Absolutely, I yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
In the nineties, do you remember that summer?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Oh my god, dude, that summer.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
That summer was.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Crazy summer of ninety one, and we're we're.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Talking about the blowpop correct, Yeah, the rat it was
like blue razmataz yep Rasthma task suckers.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
The blue raspberry blowpop, which turns your mouth black white,
poke it up. It just turns your mouth fully dark black.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Well, it's a midnight blue.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Did it boot a flavor? I feel like like all
the like Lemons or either lime would get the boot
for blue raspberry.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
It booted all the flavors because for a while, because
you could get a bag of it of just that flavor.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I think when blue Raspberry or blue Rasmatas dropped, all
flavors were booted. They you couldn't find strawberry homie. They
were like, we're out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Did they call it blue rasmatas or was it just
blue ras?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I thought, I'm pretty sure it's rathmatask something. That was
the blowpop? It was the blow was the blow pop? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
which is what we're all talking about.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, it's what everyone's talking about right now.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
I feel like King of the Castle was kind of
the apple. Apple flavor was kind of where it was at,
even with Jolly Ranchers, Like you're trying to get the
green apple, but then the blue came out.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Okay, sure, I think sour apple became just the summer
before because it was just like, it's like the flavors
and watermelon was the king, right.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yep, yeah, watermelon was delish or cherry.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I like a cherry.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Then sour apple came out and blew it all up,
and then I think blue ras was like the whole
nother level.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yea. And since you guys have children, are they updating flavors?
Is the flavor profile still off the charts with candy?

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
This is a great question, Adam.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
That is are they still kicking down doors?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Now? It's machcha.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
The greatest scientists in the world have given up on
curing cancer. They they're just out there trying to create
delicious new flavors.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
To causing cancer.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah yeah, now to get the kids all jacked and juicy.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, so we got their links sent to us. That's
just way too much long. I'm still gonna send it.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, yeah, what's to happen?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
The person's here to clean the room.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
No, you're right, Durs, it was just a blue ras
It's LUs r A z Z. Now that's a cool name, rats.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, rasberry because it's definitely not a raspberry flame. Right.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
That's probably a way to avoid the fact that it
has nothing to do with like a natural flavor.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh well, guess what this was a This was a
flavor I remember not know existed.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Black ice blow pop. That's a that's a scent for
those little pine tree black eyes.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, black eyes blowpops are sweet, original and unique. Whoa okaye,
BlackBerry flavored blow pop? True crowdly?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Can we read about the author? So there's a website
that's like called Candy really Retailer dot com. Oh and
it just like stepped out all the flavors and then
at the bottom it has about the author. Robert Beatle.
With a solid background of seven years in the snow
and candy industry, Robert brings a wealth of knowledge to
candy retailer.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
A true advocate for the joy and unity that candy brings,
Robert is dedicated to sharing insights and stories that highlight
how these sweet treats connect generations and cultures get them.
At Candy Retailer, Robert combines industry expertise with a passion
for candy crafting, engaging and information informative content for fellow
candy lovers just like you. Wow, whoa water trash?

Speaker 4 (34:28):
He's got the sideways Yankees see Blake.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I don't like that you said water trash. I don't
like that you push that.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I don't need because there's a picture of him and
he does not look like trash at all.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
This guy seems I'm just kind of his kind of dude.
I mean, they know candy being very East Coast, and
I feel like you are the opposite of an East
Coast West Coast. On West Coast, you won't shut up
about it.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
They are a candy gang.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
But I mean to be this passionate about candy. You're
my kind of guy. You know, you found what you
love and you're and you're sticking with it. And I
know that you love candy.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yes I do. I love it a lot. And I
feel like I hit the water trash button because I
out of sheer jealousy, Like I'm mad that I didn't
put freaking type up this little this little site about candy,
because I could talk on and on about candy, but
this guy's already dead it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
And what is Blake Anderson's mount rushmore of candy? And
then that's the title for the episode, So don't talk.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Don't blow it, Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
I feel you might have done this by the way.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Blake Anderson's Mount Rushmore of candy.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I feel like we might have done this.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I think I think we have done a version of it.
But at the top is I like jelly Belly sour.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
There's no top, it's just a it's just a there's
no top.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
I like jelly belly sour, jelly bellyes. Okur this sour
pack I like pez Okay, like sour punch punchies.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Dis you like it the way? Hang on? Hang on, wait,
wait wait, let's talk about this because jelly jellybeans, I
know you love jelly beans. The fact that you specifically
the hour one that disappoints me. I wish it was
just all jelly beans. Love them, I do. I love
them all them all, but the sour ones are my
favorite specifically. Okay, it seems a little niche to go
on the Mount Rushmore. It should just be the jelly

(36:22):
bean but fair.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Now, you got to get a niche when you're a
candy West Coast candyballer like me.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Okay, and that's and that's your handle on candy retailer
dot com. West Coast Candy Baller.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
You gotta do a guest review or some ship all right,
so we have jelly beans and Pez Pez?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yes, so I was you know, I love Pez and
I used to collect Pez and I think at one
point when I was a child had upwards of eight
hundred Pez, which is so many. And I had stands
of Pez, and I had posters and I had Pez
t shirts and I was a total fucking nerd about Pez.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
But did you like Pez or did you like Pez dispensers?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
I like the dispensers. The candy wasn't that great.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
I love Pez. I think that pes are a very
unique flavor. They're just the right amount of tang, They're
they're slightly soft. I just think I think they're delicious.
I really love pet.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Do you like Pez better than Smarties?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Absolutely? One thousand percent? Smarties are not not even close
to the top.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Wow, the exact same thing, though they're not.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
They're not Pezz. The flavor profile on a Pez is insane.
They nail like orange, they nail grape, orange nails, oranges, oranges,
the best flavor lemon, they nail. And now they have
sour pes. Those are also very good, sour watermelon, all
delicious stuff.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
So have you bought Pez recently?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Every time I go to every time I go to
hobby lobby, which isn't that offense, but damn son, Yeah,
but when I do so, when was the last time,
like once years ago? No, it was probably last month.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Wow, sour jelly beans, pez you got two more spots.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
So you went to hobby lobby a month ago? Is it?
Is this because you have daughters and you're like going
to get shipped to like glue macaroni on ports or
some ships.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
No, I needed a specific glue. I needed glue to
fix a ceramic dog that broke.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Okay, my dog.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Two more spots. Two more spots on Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Okay, is there only four Mount Rushmore's No, there's five.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
But I think there's one Mount Rushmore. But there's four
spots on it.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
I thought there's five.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Aren't there five presidents out? Okay? This is this is
a discontinued candy, but it is a very good candy.
You know, sour punch straws. They had sour punch balls
called punchies that were the absolute best candy in the
whole world. I don't know why they discontinued them. They
were off the fucking hook that's up there.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Huh. Okay, so what.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
By the way, I do like that You've I do
like that you've stuck with what is candy as opposed
to like chocolates.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Thank you, and then hm, the fourth spot like skittles
without really thinking about it too hard, I'm gonna stay
bottle caps.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Bottle cap my god, Jesus, fuck you shut up?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
This is this is so like any kids Halloween back.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
It's not bottle caps.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
This is not bottle caps.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
I'm sorry, but here's what I like about Like no,
because sweet tart. This is what's cool about bottle caps.
They offer root beer and cola flavor in a sweet
tart form. No other candy does that. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Okay, that's cool man.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I guess I respect the rebuttal this dude. Hey, yeah, no,
for sure, no doubt not restmore.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
I mean there's lots of great candies, Chewy, shocked tarts,
chewy gobstoppers.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Okay, so my are we are we just doing it
because I would love to quickly rattle off.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Please go go for it.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
I'm gonna go Mike and Ikes buy a they as.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Mike and Ikes hours are the bomb.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
They are. But but the I'm gonna go classic Yeah, box,
love it, love it, love it, love it great, love.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
My great car.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
And then I'm rolling right into lemon Heads. I feel
a lot of people do lemonheads. Chewy lemonad no old
school regular lemonheads. I love a lemonhead.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah, sorry, sorry, Blake. Lemon Heads are not chewy fucking I.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Like chewy lemoneads.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I like chewy lemon see, I know, but that's what
I'm saying. I think on a Mount Rushmore, you gotta
go classic.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I like. I like what you're saying as a as
the West Coast candy baller, Like, I agree, I like
that true rock with the classics. That's sick. But I'm
just saying, there are updates to these candies that are superior.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
But go ahead, Okay, Then I'm going Skittles Skittles, And
I know, I know that's a fan favorite and people
are gonna be like, he didn't even try to dig
in the crates for this one, right, But it's they're
the fucking best, and there's so many you can throw them,
you can smash them. There's a lot of fun. You
can nibble around just the outsides. What yeah, I nibble around,

(41:36):
just around the edge. I make a little edge.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Yeah, you can d shell them of a skittle.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, and then you peek like like your teeth.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Have you had freeze dried skittles? They are fantastic, fantastic,
absolutely yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I think you talked about that a few weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
You gotta try, Blake.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Did you grow up in a Nickelodeon laboratory?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
I was forged in a Nickelodeon laboratory.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
This dude grew up at Universal Studios Nickelodeon.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Lab He grew up in uh And remember that that
creepy guy in Willy Wonka, not like Willy Wonka because
he was for sure slow though, or that guy that know,
the guy that not him, No, just the guy who
was supposed to be nice. But it was kind of
weird where it's like the candy man.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Can that was the candy man.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, the candy man, and he's like pull out. He
was cool, No, dude I identified with, Yeah, but he
was so kind of creepy. He was just like the
candy man.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I'm the candy boy.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
He would take like a jar of candy and then
just start dungeon and dump it on kids heads and
they're like they're like.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
The pixie dust in my eyes?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
What the fuck it? The candy man?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
And then a last on my Mount Rushmore is sower
Patch Kids.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Oh yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Really, I know we're not. This isn't top five, one, two,
three for five with that that could have been number
one or two for me.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, I agree sour Patch Kids. Like if I'm reaching
for they could boot bottle caps, I will say that
I just needed to get bottle.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Caps in there.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Yeah, ye okay, I will. I will.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Honestly don't even don't even know. My only thing that
I was like is sour Patch Kids.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Fire outside of sour Patch Kids as trash as the
ship that I eat is andy to me is just
not great. So I'll throw blow pops on there, Okay,
I think. I think blow pops are like pretty fun.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
They are over a totsy pop, over a tootsy pop.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah, totsy pop. The inside of toutsy Pop is banks.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah we're not fucking that, but the outside is pretty damn.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I like an orange pop or red.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Hey that's what I heard about, you bro?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Like a blue one purple?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
What this is not? I like black licorice.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yeah, you gotta go, you gotta like it.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
It's not gonna go on Mount Rushmore. Yeah that for me,
it is for me, but for you you know, we're
doing a personal Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, that's like the city candy.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Like I guess I don't want any more. And then
I don't even know. I don't even know, like you
don't know, like laughy taffy. Yeah, well like now lators now, lads,
I eat a lot of nonilators as a kid.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I don't even think they exist.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I would say I love now and lads now and
laders I think could go on there a Starburst starburst.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Those are good starbursts over now, lads, Yeah, sure.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Kill it down, lads are straight out pull your feelings out.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
No, actually you know, I'm backing up Mamba's over now.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Oh you know what I choose? I love high great,
I choose, Well, we did it. And I feel like
those were kind of like something that we're overseeing and
now that you see him everywhere, so I'm hyped on that.
Thank you. Is it a Japanese candy?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, I think so, I think.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
And I feel like we've lost most of our viewers
at this point, or listeners rather, who cares shit. They're
like why did they just go so deep into the
candy that they specifically like No, no.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
This is when we get the most engagement. Hey slide
into Blake's d MS and tell them you're a rush
worth candy.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
I love candy. I'm sorry. I'm a West Coast candy baller. Dude.
I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't
help it.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I don't. I'm such a chocolate guy that I just
I never even think about candy. Like, candy to me
is fucking for whatever reason, way grosser of like a
like a like rich.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
You're kind of a human trash can I know?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
That's what's crazy?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Like when I eat Smarties, I'm always like this so
so really not good?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Like Halloween, man kind of don't because Halloween, I would say,
is more candy based than chocolate based.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Right for the most part, not for me at all.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Is it like a fifty to fifty as far as
giving the candy, Like when people when you're your kids
come home, I.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Don't buy, I don't buy any candy.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
You don't buy, you don't You don't give away any
candy on Halloween.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
No, don't tell me you're the fruit snack guy, I just.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Don't think it's healthy. Give an apple. No, I'm saying
I don't buy candy. I buy chocolate only. I buy
chocolate only.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Okay, okay, Well, I'm not mad at a kit cat.
I'm not mad at a kit Cat.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
And by the way, I'm giving away the best chocolate.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Take five, oh, take fives off the chain, under giving away,
Take five, giving away, take fives super underrated.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Here is this a good I just realized that Halloween
is coming up and it will be my it will
be Bo's first Halloween.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Mm hmmm, I got a chill going the most spot. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Wow, I could do like a crane, you know, like
a Krank outfit just cooked up here.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
And if you pull that off, WANs, that would be unreal.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
That could be April O'Neill or something that we're talking.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Damn. You could kind of tiny. You could put bow
to bed and then do a little cosplay, a little
fan fiction. What Crank's body didn't go to.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
They can still make love.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
And I wouldn't of course, and that's and.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
I can get excited about that for them.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
So wait, what I had a dream or something that
Krane's body thing was named like epic or epoch. Does
he have a name? I thought it was that what
I just.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Said, Actually, what you just said that is ringing a bell.
That is ringing a bell. But off the top of
my head.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Googled it before, and I can't find anything.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Off the top of my head, I don't know that
Kran's body has.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
A name, but if it does, slide into Blake's d.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
For anybody who's lost, we're talking. We're talking Ninja turtles.
For anybody who's lost, We're talking teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Shredder was the bad guy, but the main main bad
guy was crying the brain that lived in the stomach
of this giant robot whom we're not sure what his
name was.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Yeah, I'm looking up the photo now and I'm like, yes, dude, yeah,
it's red under all. It would be pretty weird because
I need to be in red underwear. Yeah, like two
metal strips coming here. So I'm basically naked with just
my son attached to my belly.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
And your kid is dressed up like a brain.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
And he's he's dressed as a brain, which is like
a brain. We just need to give him like flesh
colored outfit. Yeah, a little pink.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
And then just get like like put pantyhose on his
hands so they're just kind of hang like loose, like yeah,
frank arms.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah, and we'll put little folds on them.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's kind of sight.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I like that if you pull it off. I'm hyped
on that. You have my steyning.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Oh yeah, And I do like the idea of you
talking to people like about like current events dressed like
that too, where you're like, I think the election is
gonna come down to just a few key states.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Really well, that reminds me of that I was doing
an ugly Christmas sweater party when I was hosting those shows,
those midnight shows at the Improv. And this is back
way back in the day, in like two thousand and
five or something, and I was hosting these ugly Christmas
sweater parties midnight at the Improv, midnight Saturday nights at

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the Improv. I host these stand up shows, and then
it was Christmas time, so I was in an ugly
Christmas sweater and it's like a belly shirt. And then
Dave Chappelle comes in and it's his first show ever
since coming back Bitch from Africa, and I had to
talk to Dave Chappelle in this ugly Christmas sweater half

(50:08):
with my belly exposed, and like, genuinely have a conversation
with one of my comedy heroes. And I never felt cooler, dude.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
And You're like, hey, man, you got to stand for
your principles. Look, we've all got him.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
And there's certain moments where I just have to say,
you know what, I'm not going to do that no
matter what, and it'll make me look like an idiot.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
And you can't just do things for laughs, all right,
You got to You gotta see for your princips.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
And I relate to you with that love that for
your brother anyway, it's really beautiful.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Man.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
He's like, I'm moving to Cleveland, fuck this, or wherever
the hell he.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Lives, gotcha, bitch, Yeah, somewhere somewhere somewhere normal, gotcha, bitch.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
We do have It is a take back so giveaway
apologies time.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Oh okay, I have a take back and an apology.
I would like to take back the water trash button
and apologize to my boy Robert Beatle, who is doing
the work on these candy blog sides. I'm sorry. I
think it was a I think it was a little
bit of jealousy. But you really have put together what.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
You meant to, unlike the one that you did Withers.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
But anybody who.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Where you said, my spinning, that's bad.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
But if anybody wants to spitting on that thing.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah, when Durts was like, yeah, my aunt travels quite extensively,
and you were like, spit on that dang.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
I'm sorry to wiki wow wow, and that's my bad.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Okay day.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
But anybody who wants to read some of Robert Beatle's reviews,
go to Candy Retailer dot com. This guy's put in
the work. He's got extensive writings about blow pop flavors.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
It's just and he's worked in the industry so he
knows what he's talking.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Is just huge.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Is this just writing like where you can go and
learn a lot about different candies or can you buy
hard to get candies?

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Because it looks like there is a store. Candy Retailer
does have a store.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Adam, you're acting as if you've never been on candy
retailer dot com before.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Yeah, they've got double bubble. Everything is red, white and blue.
They got some saltwater taffy. Not a fan of saltwater taffy.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
You don't like taffy.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
That's weird that you don't like taffy, not Saltwater's delicious.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
He likes his lake water.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Yeah, like ozar water.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
He likes a little bit of snake scale.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
And yes, fine, you can go candy by holiday, which
is pretty dope. So you can get your your fourth
of July candies ready for the children's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
That's cool. That's a fast, fast tracted death.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Shout out to Robert Beadle, my boy, I just post
I'm holding on the West coast.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I don't have a take back, but I definitely like mine.
Mount Rushmore of candy fluid comes and goes. It is
not chiseled in rock like the actual Mount Rushmore mush
It's malleable. Bets of pizza chewy. Some might say, like chaffy.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I would like to give a shout out. You know,
I recently got a hold of and I'm not gonna
say they sent it because it could be illegal, but
I got a ton of jeter weed pre rolled joints.
Jeter got a ton of I got a ton of
it at my doorstep and they are absolutely fantastic, little

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joints really covered in Keith.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
This is Derek Jeter's weed.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Fucking cool?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
No, is it Jeter? I believe it's Jeter. Is that
the name of it? I mean I'm stoned right now,
so I can't remember the name.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Do they look like little tiny baseball bats?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Adam?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
By the way, since you have since you can't drink anymore,
have you gone the Kyle California, Kyle Stiver?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
This is a great question, Jeter.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, Jeter number one roll pre roll in the world. Jeter.
They are fantastic. Uh yeah, I kind of. I mean
I sort of.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Have not waking bake though right now I'm.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Not waking and baking, but you know, but I will.
I will do several several puffs.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
In a day, all right, Jeter.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, when in the morning. But yeah, I definitely have
smoked more now now that I can't really drink in
the ways that I love to dude.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yea, the Jeter T shirts they have like fake throwback
tennis shirts from the nineties and like old school hoops teas.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Are you looking up, Jeter? The weaed brands right now?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, it's j E. E. T. E R.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yeah, these are cute.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Todd just threw it in the chat. And the merch
the merch is hot.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Oh, the merch is tight.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Oh they're they're fantastic. They're fantastic.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Yeah, the merchs night. Look at that the basketball.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
There's a lot of great stuff coming out of h
of Jeter of Camp.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
These ninety seven basketball shorts.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Yeah, they're more of a clothing brand than a weed brand.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Actually, they probably made most of their money and weed.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Well, I'll let them tell me what they are.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
But you know, they have a lot of merch. But yeah,
you're right. Their their merch game is top notch. I
did not. I mean, maybe we get them to do
our merch.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
You know, that would be kind of sick. Since we
haven't dropped a shirt since.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
God knows when. Yeah, why, well we need to drop
a cool new shirt. I feel Yeah we do.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
See you in a while.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Since I heard that one, apologies, I stand by everything
that I said this week, and I hope you guys
did too. You guys stand by what you said. Yes,
you're good.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
I take yeah, and I'm sorry, But it felt it
felt really good.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Felt good.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
It's good to be it's good to be back. I
love you guys.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, I don't know if you can tell I have
I have fake dirt on my face from filming last night.
I had it even last week if you can remember
that episode. But I have like fake dirt makeup all
over me.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
I can't tell even spoiler alert. So what's what's going on?
And you're rolling around in the dirt? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
I'm not dying.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
So Dersy's character gets a little dirt.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Let's just say me and Godzilla mud whistle quite a
bit this season.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
I'm gonna come get in Dirte. Wait is the storyline
that they make you gigantic and you go toe to
toe with Godzilla? I would watch the hell out of that.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yeah. Actually, Blake and I shouldn't even say this, That's
exactly what it is, all right, Apple is Apple's about
to be up my butt on this one. But yeah,
that's exactly.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
What happened on ARC Baby.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Hell yeah, tune in, bitch, Wait, that's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Well, that was another episode of

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Important that it's important