October 15, 2024 • 57 mins
Today, this is what's important:
Australian flights, cutting umbilical cords, hurricanes, skin tags, Moo Deng, Pablo Escobar, and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This Is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Important, throwing bologney and viagra.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The spread. The spread was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey, I'm a hung boy.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm hung as hell, dude, I'm in, I'm fully hung.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, how long have you been back? Honors from austroud.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, uh, just gotta take this call.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, yeah, hello.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
What are you asking? When do I come back from Australia.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
He's posing with his iHeartRadio Podcast Award? And what is
it best Comedy? Is it best Comedy podcast? Or funniest?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Pot gust the best comedy?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Which comedy means the funniest?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, the bottom of its super sticky, so I have
to like put paper on it so it doesn't like
stick to my desk. It's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's melting.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But does best comedy even if it's anything like the Emmys,
it doesn't necessarily mean funniest.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
We are the bear of podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I like, yeah, we are definitely yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Maybe that's what they're kind of saying, is we're sort
of the bear. Like it's just well, crafted. Yeah. Right,
it's mostly about Todd's editing and less about what we're
talking about, I think right, and Anna's producing.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
The first episode of this season of The Bear was
kind of like a best of It was just kind
of like clips of things that have happened. Cuts you up. Yeah,
so I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It makes perfect sense in you atli.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm back from Australia for right now, dude, okay, for god,
for right now, for right now. They're taking a few
weeks off production to like do some writing stuff. But
I went I was here. This is for Monarch.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna be a cool dude. I think this episode.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, that's great, that's really good.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I came back and they were like, you can chill,
and then the next day they go, actually, come on out,
you're gonna work one day. And so I flew to Australia,
worked a day and flew.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Back so you were home and then they were like
we actually need you and you had to fly all
the way. So and that what is that flight? It's
like seventeen hours or something, right, I gu.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's fourteen to Brisbane, Yeah, only four wolf.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Intense and when they fly you though, I mean they
gotta fly you first class, right.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it looks nice.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Are you quantis? Dude? You got one of them pods?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, I'm aquantas man.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, quants. That's the That's the Australia.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Now is it business class or first class? Because there
is a distinction on that flight.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, this is business but there's there is no distinction.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, okay, this is the top of the line.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I mean I saw the first class and I was like, oh,
so this is first class, and then I got to
business class and I go, so this is also.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
This is the same ship winning.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Maybe they get like ice cream or something.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, oh damn, actually worth it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Maybe they get better meals.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I did that flight one time, first class. Me and
Efron had to go do press for Mike and Dave
zach Zachary Ephron and yeah, the first class was so dope.
And they give you like the size of a small
room and you have a bed you can like stand
in next door.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
That's to Sydney. That's to Sydney. Yeah, maybe Sydney's got
the banger.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Maybe it's just like a different banger plane because it
was really sick, and there was like a bar you
could hang out in.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You could go upstairs to it, right, yeah, yes, that's
so sick.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And then they gave you pajamas with your initials embroidered
on them.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, what the hell? Yeah embroidered? It was what the hell?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, oh, we just got pajamas, and I.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Was Yeah, they had our fucking initials embroidered on our
on our pjs.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes, But but also the first class is so much more.
I mean, I didn't pay for it, so what do
I care, But it's so much more expensive if you're
paying for that just to have your initials embroidered, and like, yeah,
maybe ten square feet of standing space. That's a lot
of money to blow on because I think it's like
twenty five grand or some shit.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I think, yes, I think it's it's it's close to
thirty grand.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh yeah, I bet it's gone up Jesus Christ. Yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Oh yeah, business is close to twenty You got to.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Have your company pay for that, or you're bad.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
With money, or your bad with money, or you pay money.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Which which I can be, which I can be.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I'm I'm a splurge. Yeah, I'm a splurge a
little bit, sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But like you sleep most of it. You watch three movies.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
And you sleep, you know, and that's it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
But dude, I just was like I decided to stay
essentially on LA time because I found out my call
time my pickup was three thirty am because we were
doing like some like sunrise shot spoiler alert. So I go,
all right, you know what, I'm just gonna stay up.
I woke up at two thirty the first day, and
then I just woke up before work at one thirty
(05:22):
AM and like hit the gym before oh yeah, like
a total psycho and talk to Kyle. Kyle called me
when I was in the gym.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yes her, Oh no, crazy? Should we FaceTime in?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I talked with Kyle last week too. Look at usc
go talking with Kyle.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, huh, he must be in call.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
That's interesting. I try to call him.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, you calling him during the week. He's a busy man. Now,
you know, he doesn't have time to talk to you
during the week. This has to be a weekend endeavor
to talk to Kyle.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I did talk to him on a Saturday, for sure.
Seems like he's doing well. He's loving the film. He's
doing good.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, if he was doing well, why was he calling? Okay?
Yeah it was to cry for help. I knew what
was was.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Because I know what I'm doing well. Not calling you guys,
ye don't.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's why. I don't know if I think of you.
You guys are my rock bottom act. If I call
you guys, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, that's actually true. I don't know if I've ever
gotten a phone call from DRS. I feel like every
once in a while, Blake and I will catch up.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh, ship, Blake's calling me. I gotta take this.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I've never gotten a phone call from from Honders. Yeah
that makes a lot of sense. Oh, ships is calling me.
This isn't good. I gotta take this ship.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
What's up, DRS? You get hacked?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I need a place to sleep. Can I come live
with you?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You don't even say hello, You just uh and you
just hear this.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
You just hear this on the the line.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm good, guys, say it your place. I'm not asking.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
There was a fire. Yeah, there was a fire.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
There's a fire.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Man? Actually the Tesla exploded. It's true.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Everything they said it happened.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They're looking for me.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
They're looking for me.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
They're like, who's they.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'm leaving my phone here so they can't track me.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Who's they?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Who's they?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Hey, you're good. They're looking for me.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
They're looking for me that they're okay, okay, where where
are you? Where are you? Where are you?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Right now? I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, here's a here's a real question, do you think
because I feel back in the day, when we were
like twenty five, we would have been like, let's do it.
We're in it together. When we were just younger.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, Like if if I were to go blake, I
need you to help me bury this body, right, yeah,
it was an accident. I feel like at twenty five results,
say what if we would have said says, i'll dig
you show me where the ocean is? Yes, absolutely, But
now I feel like all of us would be like, dude,
(08:12):
that sucks. I'm not going to tell on you, but
that sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, you're gonna have to figure that out. I don't
even have a shovel, right, yeah, I don't know. I
don't even know where dirt could be. Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
My yard's all full of other bodies.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Good luck with that. Yeah, sweetheart, I'll be right there.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
No, it's Uncle Adam and it means a weird favor.
He said, Hi, do you think the podcast or do
you think what we would rat each other out? Or
do you think we would be tight lipped? Because I
hope we would be tight lift.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
There's no way i'd go, I'm hanging up. Yeah, and
i'd say less, say less, actually say less, actually say
way less literally way literally say way less. I didn't
need to hear that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Are you just going that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm letting you go.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Now, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You're always doing funny jokes exactly like this. Ha ha.
I'm laughing at how funny that is. I'm letting ha ha.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
You are continuously changing the way people think about comedy.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Still my funniest friend. Okay, bye bye now bye bye. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, no, that is right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But back in the day, I think we would have.
At least I would have for you guys. I think
you guys would have. I know you would. But at
what age did that stop? Is the question? Because I
feel the same way now I would go, oh, dude,
I don't really need to hear any more of this.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
When you look into the eyes of your first born, Yeah,
that's when you go, I can't bury the that ether escapes,
I can't bury the body with the homie anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
That's the first thought.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
When I look into my baby daughter's eyes, I'm like, oh,
I can't bail at him out anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Man, anymore, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What hasn't happened. This is a hypothetical, but but yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Again, yeah this time, ha.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Ha ha ha. Yeah, I guess was the first. Did you
guys have any kind of epiphany when you looked into
your your son or daughter's eyes for the first time,
because I I sure didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, I was like, what's these buggers all in their eyes? Yeah,
belly but that belly button.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Cord is gross now, I was like, eh. And then
they gotta rud the jelly like all over them right away,
and you're like, don't do that, doctor, and like we
have to, And you're like, oh, why that sucks.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
He doesn't like that.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
They're like, yo, you gotta you got you gotta cut
the little you gotta snip the little belly button.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
The bilical cord I'm like, Eh, did you guys do that?
I didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
They're like, do you want to cut it? And I go,
I'm good you passed.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, I said I made the joker from that rock song.
He needs to cut it.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It's science. Oh you hit him with the what did
ot genesis or something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's like, he needs to cut it. They didn't get it.
I got no laughs or appreciation.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The doctor. Doctor didn't know that. That's great.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Good.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It'd have been cool if they were really on board,
like he needs to cut Are people still.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Doing I don't know. I feel like they're not doing
the motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
They're not anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Are they still doing this? Because I like this. This
is a fun dance move where the two fists up
and you just wiggle them back and forth.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, we got to bring back the like forearm dancing
because that we were strong trump.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I can't really bend over and move my legs at
all anymore, so all of my dancing needs to be titties.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
And up upper upper upper.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And I can't really move my back a lot either,
but I could move my shoulders a lot and a
lot of Adam.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Does a lot of eyebrow dancing these days, just like
looking this way, looking that way, the walk like an
Egyptian video.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I love I love that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Adams just in the corner at the rap party, just
locking rebbing that cycle, baby, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Our rap party for the Righteous Jimpsons is this Saturday.
The Black Black Keys are going to DJ. Really a throwdown, dude.
The wind jammer on Isle of Palms. I believe Blake
has been there. Yes, it's I love it out there.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh yeah time. Yeah, there's no hurricanes touching down there, right,
you guys are all good? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh dude, Oh dude, I did tell you guys about
this hurricane that just came through that. Uh that really
fucked up Asheville, North Carolina. I mean it's decimated the
whole town. Yeah, it's so sad. Yeah, it's bad. That's
where we took our first, uh our one year anniversary
Chlone and I. We went to Ashville and that's where
we did the hot air balloon in and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Is this Is that a bad sign for you guys relationship?
Or it could be.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It could be. It might be I don't think so.
We'll see if if every place we've done a anniversary
it gets decimated.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Are we going to get a call from you by it.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Gets decimated then then I think it would be a
bad sign. But I think it is just a fluke.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Remember how actual got decimated.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Adams calling me, Yeah, I gotta take this. Adam's actually
calling me right now.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
A true bomber.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It was a weird hurricane that it stayed inland, and
it's like they never do that. They always stick to
the coast, and so it just people weren't ready for it.
And we were shooting in Colombia, South Carolina, which is
two hours inland from Charleston, so we actually felt a
lot of it while we were shooting, Like trees were down. Uh,
(13:53):
the power was out in the house and we were
but they had lights coming through to like with generation,
so we were able to shoot in the dark. And
we all had like our flashlights out on our phones
to see where we were going. And there was no
AC and it's like hot and muggy. It was a
disaster and uh, and then a couple of hours in
(14:15):
the power kickback on, thank god, and we were able
to continue shooting. But yeah, yeah, it was nasty. It was.
That was the worst hurricane I have ever been in
and I think that's my third one now. And I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Bill Pason over here just finding hurricane, but yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Shoot out here, you know, so you just you get
hit with him. And I wasn't even expecting it. It
like came out of nowhere, this this storm. It was like,
oh yeah, this storm and then it got then we
got what packed?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Did you think it would have happened if you if
you weren't there? It's like, is this is this your
final destination type ship happening?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, I guess it is all about me.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Mark Wahlberg. The Happening Wind movie happening at.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You oh ship it?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, I guess it is all about me. The Happening
that was the one where Mark Wahlberg was the scientist, right,
that was yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He's a teacher and that was like everybody and he's like,
this doesn't add up a lot of that. It's a
lot of math jokes.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Is now I feel like and and no shots fired
against Mark Wahlberg. I think he I really like Mark Wahlberg. Yeah,
but I feel like, much like myself, I wouldn't make
a very convincing scientist, right. And I also kind of
don't think Mark Wahlberg made a very convincing scientist like
(15:40):
I'm not like Chloe said, the other night we watched
some this is We're watching some show and she's like,
he's the president on this show. He's he always plays
the president some actor. I don't know the guy's name.
And I go, yeah, I wonder if I'll get to
play the president. And she goes, no, you'll never get
to play the president. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah, well, yeah,
(16:01):
you're probably writing. She She's like, I bet you'll play
it like a beat cop. Several times I think I
think you're entering your beat cop era. And I'm like, yeah, yeah,
you're probably right. I'll play like just a cop, just
a cop.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
To drop drop Isaac as your manager.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
But I think I think that about that every day.
Anytime I'm like, hey, what's that person's name? And he goes,
I know it. I have it. It's written. It's somewhere.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Spielberg, Yes, yeah, yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, No, what what was that guy? He directed like
a lot of huge movies, wrote a lot of huge movies,
worked with Seth Rogan a lot. His name starts with Jay,
Ryan's with Udd Jed I don't know. I haven't written
I know who he is. It's written somewhere, So I
do think about Fiery and Isaac.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
To answer your question, Judge rinehol see, let's just let that.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Let's just let that hang here.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Mm hmm, yeah, r I p Isaac.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
But we can't because then who's going to get Who's
going to show their titties on tour? Who's going to
get your the piercings on tour?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits,
and that is the trade off. You could get some whips. Smart, uh,
you know, guy who's business thinking, business minded, forward thinking, yeah, intelligent, aware, yes,
but they're not flashing their titties exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And that's.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah. We love them. We're going to keep them. Yeah,
we'll keep them. We do.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
We love them, we love.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
We just got to wait it out. We just got
to wait it out.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
He's like a dog that always pisses and ships on
your shoes, but.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He takes his shirt off and shows whose nipples.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
He's like always eating the couch and stuff. But then
like he'll roll over and shows Billy and you.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, yeah, one of those les. Give them a little
little scroll what kind.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Of dog is Isaac?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Is he?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I mean, I'm getting mutt vibes right off the bat.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But this is our manager, Isaac. For for people that
don't know are Beautiful Beef.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
If this is your first episode, this is our manager Isaac.
Welcome t I, I Nation t I new member.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Are the bear of podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I feel like he would be like a big u
like one that has like a nude belly, you know
what I mean? You know some of them, like you
have like a lot of hair on their belly and
then everyone like a dog rollover and the belly's like
kind of nude and you see all the like the
weird like nipples, and I don't like like skin tags
that the dog has. Yeah, I know, yeah, that's that's
(18:48):
what Isaac is. Yeah, yeah, whatever dog that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Is a bare belly something bare belly skin tags?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I think those are nipples. He's like, you know those
like eight things on their belly.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No skin tags, dude, dude, you know the hot ass
skin tags?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You see my skin tags? What are skin tags? Are
you guys starting to get them?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Are we the eight?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I have?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I got one? I should get it. Where is it?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
It's like on the back of my arm.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
How do you what's the process of that? You got
it under your armpit?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I think I have one on my neck, but every
once in a while I'll just take it and rip
it off and then I'll bleed.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Don't they say that like gives you cancer or some
shit off your skin tags? Yeah, that's what I always heard.
Who said that?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I heard it can like fuck your backup or like
really messed up how you can mop.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It might give you an autoimmune disease that makes it
impossible to walk. Yeah, I had never heard that, But
maybe you.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Haven't really ripped it off, have you finish? I heard
that they just don't stop bleeding, is the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
But what the there's a lot of there's a lot
of rumors about skin tags. We need to really clear
the air about skin tags.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I don't know if I actually have never heard of
one single rumor.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I rip them off. It creates skin cancer, That's what
I always heard.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
But this is the lobbyist for big skin tags. Like
who's protecting skin tags and spreading on these rumors that.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yes, it's weird, And I don't know who's always telling.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You this soros? I feel like it was my mom my,
mom is like, don't mess.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
With Did you have a lot of skin tags as
a child.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, I've got two big ones right here. Okay, I
didn't have a lot of I didn't have a lot
of skin tags.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
No, okay, always telling you that.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Uh maybe.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
We just you know, you said, I don't do you
have any?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I think I have one developing on the back of
my neck.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So as a forty year old man, you might you
think you might have one developing on the back of
your neck. But your mom always tells you, or told
you when you were a kid, to not rip them off.
I think we caught you in a lie.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Adam, you fucking got him, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I was, I was, I was. I was playing with
her skin tags. I was playing with her skin tag.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
She said, don't your beautiful your beautiful mother is covered
with skin tags? Is that what you're because putting?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
No, there's just a few. She got a few, few,
big ones.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Big ones. Doorknockers are talking here?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, I my mommy's skin tags are bigger than than most.
But she said, don't pull them off because.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know she had
a skin tag condition like that.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah, bro, don't worry about it, all right, she said,
don't pull them off because that leads to skin cancer.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Okay, And so you were protecting her by pretending that
they were your skin tag. This is the this is
what I'm talking about. Skin tags are fine. I think
we we gotta stop, we gotta start. We got to
start talking about skin tags more.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I think this is a really important episode because don't
be ashamed.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
This is skin tags are a neurogenist zone. I don't
know if you guys knew that.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Really that it's important that I love that he got
it wrong.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
That sh it's important, yeah, and say this is important,
that that works.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
That this is important right on, that sh it's important. Nice.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What what are skin tags? What are they deposits of skin?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What? What? What's the point of these things?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's when you get old and your body starts to
look like like a bag of porridge, You're you just
everything's just sort of sinks in sink sin.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
That's what Kyle looked like since we were a twenty
good no cod.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I was looking at some old photos growing up and
or when we were younger, and Kyle had some glow up.
Here's Kyle just took real big swings. He had to
glow up here where he would get in shape and
then look very bad.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Right he went from glow up to throw up.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
For sure, He's probably.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Skin tags are small soft, small is highlighted. So I
don't know what's going on with you or mother Blake. Okay,
fuck it that you're you said that. I didn't say that,
but you said that multiple times that she had large skins,
massive bulbous skin tags. Skin tags are small, soft, benign
gross on the skin that are usually painless and don't
(23:44):
change or grow. Okay, does it and does it say anything?
If you remove them? It gives you cancer? Anna, Yeah,
find find that one out for us.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
There's a lot of hearsay about skin tags.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
If we go back on tour, should we pierce my
skin tag?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Absolutely? Or we ripped each other's skin tag? Maybe that's yeah,
I love you.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
If I put a if I put my skin tag
in A shot him a lort while you do.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It, Blazer, Absolutely, yeah, drinking the worm.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
We do have to.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I would like to do another big live show soon.
We had something planned and then schedules got a little walking.
I think we're going to have to pull out of it,
which is a bummer, but we haven't announced it yet,
so so that's that's okay. But we are looking to
get something very fun in Vegas on the books and
that is our next big show.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, that will be really fun.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Speaking of Yeah, you know, I'm hosting the CNN New
Year's Eve thing this year? What Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
What with Anderson Cooper And yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
So it's Anderson Cooper and the guy from Bravo, Andy Cohen. Yeah,
what's I haven't written Andy Cohen are hosting. I would
say they've NBC's asked me to host like the main
thing several years.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Uh, And I was like, that sounds like the worst job.
So you're in Times Square, it's either snowing or training
or it's freezing and you just have to sit outside
for hours and hours and and it sounds miserable. And
I'm like, that doesn't sound that fun. So I've said no,
and then CNN just asked me to do it, and
(25:28):
I'm like, well, I don't want to go to New York.
And I thought that was interesting. Cooper and Andy Cohen's
think but they're like, no, we're gonna have you do
the Bahaman segment. What going to and guess who my
co host.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Is, the rock the Shark guy?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Who do who did you just play?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Blake?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Who did I just play?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Huh? Who did you? On the soundboard?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Little John.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You and little online from Yeah, bring it in the
New year.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Wow. Yes, that's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Isn't that a banger?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
What a banger? Dude?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Are you gonna be on a jet ski? You're gonna
be so unsober? Yeah, that's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Even Anthony Cooper gets like twisted on that.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh he gets way hammered. He starts to really fun.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
So here's the deal. And yes, I am obviously I'm
going to be drunk, but I'm doing the stem cells
in like two weeks. Yes, and so, uh, you're not
supposed to drink for three months afterwards for the best results,
for the absolute.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Best, You're not supposed to do what drink?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yea for three months?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Okay, okay, but one month they.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Say definitely don't drink.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Is it on the cusp?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's a it's two months, it's two months. It's like
two and a half months. Got to mister, but I'm
like two and a half months. You're basically there, and
then I won't drink it for a little while afterwards.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
You're still your SEMs are stilled, your cells are stemed,
You're good to go.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I think yeps are still fully.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
But that's gonna be my big hurrah back into drinking.
I'm I'm doing the The rap party for Gemstones is
this weekend, and then I can't drink for two weeks
until the stem cells. They say, don't drink anything for
two weeks before and to three months afterwards. And so
it's gonna be the rap party is gonna be my
last time drinking, and then I'm not going to drink
again until New.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Year's And why is that?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
And guess what else?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
No caffeine? What zero? Zero caffeine?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
And what are you at right now? Caffeine wise?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm down to three caffeine beverages a day, So down
to three? Down to three?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
And what does that mean caffeine beverages? Does that mean
like three twelve ounce things or like three twenty four
ounce things or.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Are you drinking forties? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
No, I'm drinking like a regular cup of coffee, and
I'll have two cups of coffee and then I might
have a soda in the afternoon or something like a
diet coke.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
No zoa.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
A cup of coffee is eight ounces?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, just a regular cup of coffee.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
No, you're just telling me no zoa's.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I've gone zoa free and and I hate to say that.
I hate to say.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That, Dude, I ran out of zoa.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I have no energy drinks. I'm I'm completely off off
of it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You know, they make it with green coffee.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
And then I have to go no caffeine. And the
real kicker, dude, the real number one stunner. I can't
smoke wheat. What the yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What we have a funeral?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Should we have a funeral for you? On the podcast?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
It almost seems like not worth it. But my body
is in shambles and it hurts to stand for more
than like twenty minutes at a time.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Are you bad again? Is your body falling apart again?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I'm very bad. I'm very bad.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Really.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah. I've been shooting the last or the last month
and a half, really really every day, and I think
my body just is not handling it properly.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Have you been doing jazz blits more? Yeah, it's just
a heavy season.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I've toned down the jazz splits, but I here, it's
a lot of like walking scenes and just like running
scenes the last week or so, and I think it
just really fucked me. But it's the last two weeks
have been very, very bad.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
You saw the script there, like Adam, your your character
is just marathon running. Now. Really cool.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
They've actually been great, and I've told them about my condition.
They've been very accommodating.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
But what's the stem cell process? It's an injection or
what what even is that?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah? So they injected into your knees and then there
well I'm getting in my knees, my hips, and then
I'm getting it intravenously for your entire body. So it's
an injection the knees, the hips and then.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, this year, this is your first time. This is
your first time doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, wow yeah yeah. And I go to
Medy in Columbia all by myself. Dude, it's gonna be
a wild ride.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Right, You're not gonna them back, You're gonna stay. I
think you're going to fall in love with the country itself.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, okay, And we're gonna have to.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Come visit you at your palace.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I actually do want to see like the they have
like a Publo Escobar like statue, and I'm like, I
kind of want to go check it out.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
And dude, go see those hippos.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
The cocaine hippos.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
What hippos with the little one, the little viral one? No,
what's the little viral hippo that everybody fucking loves? I
don't know, but what is that the little baby hippo
with like no tea?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Do you think I've seen that his name's like Debo
or something.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Some dude, people love this little hippo. I've never really
like dove into it, and it seems like something I
really like.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Dang, our resident millennial, it's mood dang.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I really got a deep dive on some mood dang
stuff because it is a cute little guy.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Do you think we can get who's the guy from
American Idol who does U Sanjaya?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
No, no, the like Asian dude who did she bangs
she banged?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Do you think we oh, well, William Hung.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yes, William Hung.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I think he does those mood dang What are those
things you can pay people to do to give your
buddy a birthday shout out or cameo cameo. I think
he does cameos if we can get him to sing
mo dang, move dang for Anna's birthday gift. I think
maybe we should do that. Yeah, oh yeah, because she's
the biggest fan.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I would prefer if we talked about it and then
it didn't follow through.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So I just paid for it, and I need five.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I just paid for it.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
As I was saying it, I was doing it.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play. She bangs real quick.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Like gentlemen, like job. Yeah, they gotta get to the chorus.
You gotta get to the chorus. I mean, that's you
played the only part of that song that no one knows.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
My god, it's a banger.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well, by the way, dude, that that was way better
than what I remembered, Like, yeah, that wasn't That was better,
infinitely better, infinitely better than what I remember. I remembered
it being horrific.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Don't say.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
The tongue, And that was actually like, I mean, the
production value behind it was you could tell there's a producer.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Really that sounded like a karaoke to me. That was
that was not good.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, don't
do that. I think, don't do that to him. William
God in the boot.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'm a hung boy. I'm hung as well.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I'm in I'm fully hung hung Where the hung boy is?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
So in Many and asked somebody to go take you
to the hippos because I guess he had hippos.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
William hung, Well, yes, I know. They're everywhere. You can't
walk ten feet without running.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I think we're like there's wild hippos. I don't think.
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
No, but there are wild hippos that he had in
his zoo that were fucking.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
So yeah, Pablo Escobar had them. They brought that he
like built his own zoo when he was just you know,
stack in cash and uh doing. And then some of
them got like released into the wild. And now there's
just like hippos in living in the woods in Colombia.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
But hippos are like the most aggressive animal I think inexistence.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, And that's the thing is people have to look
out for them because they'll fucking hungry, hungry hippo your ass.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yes, So four hippopotamuses were first kept by Pablo Escobar
and his private zoo in the late seventies, and upon
his death in nineteen ninety three, they were allowed to
wander his unattended estate. The hippos eventually broke out of
the estate and were left to roam the outside area
due to difficulty and containment, they couldn't get the hip
was back in line.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
No, they're not listening.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Right, and now there's twenty thousand of them.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
By twenty nineteen, their population had grown to approximately one
hundred hippos. Because it concerns about harming the native flora
and fauna in the area as by the way, flora fauna.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Okay, do we know what fauna is? I know what
I think. Flora's plant life.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Flora is plant life. What the fuck is fauna?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Animals?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't know. Flora the flora of fauna in the area,
as well as posing a significant threat to the human population. Sure, yeah,
they're terrifying. Yeah, they're often popular popularly referred to as
cocaine hippos.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Hella.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Fauna is a term for animal life.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Fauna is all animal life.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
That's crazy that look at hippos could just like flourish
in the in the wild like that. You would think,
like maybe they would have a tough time blake.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Animals are just there by illogical miracles.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's hippos.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I feel like need a really specific place to like
really spread their wings.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
But evidently, oh I forgot how much you know about hippops.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I guess I blake our rest.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
They eat, They must eat a ton of food. They're
gigantic eating every packers, right are they?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Are they a pacaderm? I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I'm pretty sure they're pack of germs. They're packing something
they got They got them big ass, big ass skin
tags hanging between them legs.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Boy, Okay, when it went in doubt for the jokes, dude, Hey,
you know sometimes.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
You gotta add it up hock to Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
My favorite thing about our group of friends is our
ability to hang on to a thing that's that the
rest of the world has deemed stupid.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Up.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Hey, we're still digging out this she banged clips from
the early two thousands.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
True, bro, you try to see this hawk to a clip. Hey,
if you're tuning in right now, we got the best
William hung jokes. We got really good hawk Ta bits.
Tune in you don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
No one tunes in halfway through a podcast, you know.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
That right at the beginning and hawk to they're gonna
tune into this one hawk.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
To Yeah, dude, don't worry. This is Todd clip this
for me. Please, this is a commercial I'm doing for
the pod. Tune in, don't.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Tell him what to do? Okay? And you only five
hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Hey, do it all right?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Tune in this week William hung bits and a lot
of hawk to a talk.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
You're gonna love it. This is important live.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Is she starting a podcast?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Hawk to?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
He? And is it talk to?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
It's gonna talk to her?
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Talk to her? Is talk to her? Don't even worry
about it? Yeah, Well that's good.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
I'd like that for she is kind of a sweet person.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
She seems very like nice, innocent.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Well, she's a giver for sure, for sure, for sure,
for sure she's a giver.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
There's no doubt.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
So I do think you should go on the you
should go on to her podcast and give her the
whole the whole stem cell like trip, break it down
for her and talk about, like, you know, the experience
and all that.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
That would be nice.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Well and then she goes, well, maybe I just talked
to her. Maybe that'll cure me. I bet Chloe would
be like, well, it's worth the shot, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I'll take that. Becky. You want my beat cop husband,
and go for it. Brother, I'm looking for a president.
You want this beat cop brother.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Maybe I'll bring the podcast gear and do it from
medi in Colombia.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
That would be. That would be incredible, I would do.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
We're gonna be all over the fucking planet. You'll be there.
I'll be in Australia.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Blake, Yeah, you gotta be just chipping in studio city.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
No, I went to Toronto.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Come on, that's got true.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
A little bit I had.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
We both did little wambams.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, a little shotgun blast. I was kicking it in Georgetown.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
So you were there to shoot a movie? Uh and
how many days were you there for?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Fucking like one whole day? That's about it?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Really now in and out Burger.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Well did you go because usually you got to go
and do like a fitting and that kind of stuff,
or you did it like the morning of and it
was just a wambam. Thank you man.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I got the call real late to be in this movie.
They're like, yo, we got to get you on a
plane really early the next day, so I flew out
and then right away, so.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You got a call and and they you flew out
the next day.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Isaac was like, dude, you you you've got to do this.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
You this is a big, big role, dude. It's twenty
four hours of fearing.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Dude, you'll be in the movie for upwards of forty
five seconds.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
You're gonna this is for you, brother, and you don't
have to cut your hair?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Says, that's honestly? Is that Isaac's when he talks to
you about like work stuff, does it? Is it usually
hair based?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't like you guys tell me to show my tests.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Right, it probably is right. It's like, so here's the deal.
We found your role. You don't have to cut your hair.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah, don't worry, Dory.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
No, there's a rule role that you're up for. Are
you willing to cut your hair?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
It's wow, because I'm like, maybe I have Isaac's calling me.
I have to take this. I've got to take this.
I'm like, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
He could be dead? Yeah? Are you okay? He's like,
first off, you don't gotta cut your hair.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I'm like, okay, I'm listening. It's like, but you got more,
say a little more.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
He's like, you.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Gotta, let's say less. But I was just say a little.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
More, just a little more, say a little more. I
do like the idea of saying say less to someone.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Actually say this is so dumb.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Say a little more. Okay, su permission, say less. Let's
say a little more. He's like, all right, so I
can talk. Yeah, you got to be on a flight
to fr to Toronto.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Keep us on track, Blake, Yeah, sorry, we're crying.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
So yes, I uh so, I I got it. Sorry,
am looted Toronto landed how to do the fitting as
soon as I landed because I needed to be on
set like five am the next morning.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
And yeah, it was a real it was a real whirlwind.
But I was in George, Georgetown, Canada.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Where's that?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
What state? Does that look at me?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Because it was like a camp thing. So you're like
in the middle of nowhere?
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Is this like so Algary or is this like it's Toronto?
But I have never been to Toronto, so I was
like stoked to land in Toronto.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
But I didn't never been in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
No, I've never been. I've never been there either.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Oh that that's the one city in Canada that's worth
a fucking damn.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Okay by Vancouver. What Vancouver rocks, Vancouver rocks. You're off Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I never was on it, dude. Yeah, that play sucked. Burnaby,
come on, Burnaby sucked. I don't like.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
But no for just saying I thought I'm gonna Burnaby good.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Vancouver not so much sure to be good.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
No, I mean we had some good times there, and
I think once it got pretty, I was like, oh,
this is what people like about Vancouver.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, yes, the weather is bad.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
But when we shot are, when we shot Game over
Man there, the weather was so bad. I feel like, yes,
I didn't give it a fair shot because in the
summertime it was stunny and it was beautiful and I
got it.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I think Toronto has bad weather as well. Doesn't it
get cold as buck?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yes it does, but it's an actual city. There's just
shit to do.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Beautiful, it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Did you run through the six with your woes or no?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I wanted to so bad.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I wanted to run through the six so bad. But
again I was in Georgetown. No one even knows, like
forty thousand people, real.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Small, hard to find a woe, yeah, very I was
looking up and down for woes and no woes to
be found.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
So it's kind of crazy. But I just forgot how
much I really like Canadian people. They're they're really cool.
They're very funny. I think Canadians are very funny.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
What makes you say that the zillion movie stars ups
in here to be funny?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, yeah, there's all the super famous Canadians that mostly comedians.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, mostly that SCTV letter Kenny Jim Carrey.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
I find that Australia is the same way, by the way, like, yeah,
they're they're not outwardly funny, but the everything they say
is sarcastic. So if it's like a beautiful day, they're like, ough,
weather's tough today, Like everything is a joke. Yea, yeah,
everything is sarcastic. It's everything's the opposite, which is like
hard to balance.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
At first, You're like.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I would like to do an early take back on
my hate of Canada. I don't hate Canada. I will
say that Toronto is the best city in that whole country.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
That's huge, that's a huge.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
You've been in Montreal for the comedy festival.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yes, I've been to Montreal. I've never been there and
I haven't spent that much. I was twenty two years
old when I was in Montreal and I was there
for like two days, so I don't quite remember it.
So I would like to give that another shot as well.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You gotta get out.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
I hear good things about Montreal and Toronto.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yes, we have to go to what's in Calgary? The
little the little freak fest in Calgary. Uh, it's the little,
the little rodeo they do.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I can't believe. I can't even think of what the
hell it's called.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Isaac probably has a written down.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, Isaac, what's it called? Rodeo and Calgary? And what
is it?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Like a festival or it's like their spring break but
they full they go full cowboy and like people just
like fuck each other outside and stuff. It's it looks
really cool. It's a real freak fast.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Sounds like a must Huh yeah, all right, what the
hell is it called?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
God damn it.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
No one knows what you're talking about, dude. No, literally,
you're saying Calgary outdoor fu fast. Sounds like everyone stretched
as Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
I'm like Canadian burning man, I'm googling Calgary outdoor.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Stampede is called stampede, right, I've heard of that. That's there.
I think it's called Stampede.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, so that's that's like, uh what what isn't that
in Vegas? Isn't that where like it's like Coachella?
Speaker 4 (45:13):
But for that's what I thought. I think it's Stan.
Well you're talking about it is called stan Pede. It
was at a fun fest and then all of a sudden,
Stan whipped it out started peeing on everybody, and everyone's like.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah and started peeing everyone.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah, a little freaking because I thought it was a
freak off.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
What Oh have you been to a freak off?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
How scared are you? Imagine you are a celebrity in
the nineties, or imagine imagine you're there and you getn't
you go to a freak off because you're you know,
it's like, oh my god, Dan, he's gonna be there.
J Low, like all these cool people are gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
You're hot, you're ripped, sure.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, and you get invited and you go one time
and it is a freak off and you see all
the freak off stuff. You're a little are you are
You're are you a little afraid that, like the list
is gonna come out and it's gonna be like Epstein Island,
where you're like, if your name's on the list, you're
immediately a scumback because because you know it on Epstein's Island,
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Like for sure there's a guy where there they there
wasn't any fucking little girls. He was just there drinking
a Bahama Mama, right, and he's like, oh, it's kind
of nice.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'm here in the island, right. The appetites were insane, dude, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
The spread was great. He's always talking about the food. Spread.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Spread.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, they're like, don't don't say the spread. His lawyers
are like, no more spread.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
The spread.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Spread was fantastic. Stop saying the spread. I don't know, Hey,
there wasn't any little kid fucking when I was there.
All I know is the spread was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Stop the spreading spread. Stop saying the spread.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
And apparently he video everybody, so as long as you're
on video just going like this.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I didn't like that. I don't want to be here because.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
You're like, uh, I think you're good because you're like
exhibit A, your honor clearly not into those.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Literally exhibit so literally didn't know that all of this
was not on the up and up when you're there.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
But that's why you have to if anyone ever films,
you always just go because you don't know what's happening
in the other room.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, that's I'm straight up not having a good time.
This is bad.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
You're just jacking off too, guys.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
This place is a dude.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, and what's the likelihood of us Let's say work
allics had just come out, it was there and we
got the invite to a freak off.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Do one thing.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
We go to the freak off.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
We are going to the freak off?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
You kidding me?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I'm like green light.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah, because you're like, this is this is what happens.
This is you get invited and you go.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
So we get invited these parties you go. I mean
I would just I would be a little fly on that.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I gotta see the spread. You got to see this.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, you just want to make sure the spread is up.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
You know the spread is fantastic.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Oh yeah, and there if you be a gift bag
situation that it's important.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
How much shrimp cocktail? Do you think it's strewn about us?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
So much?
Speaker 3 (48:14):
So much you can't you can't avoid it. There's so
much shrimp cocktail.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
It's getting strewn so much cocktail sauce everywhere. Call me
the sousebos I do.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
I do kind of want to know though, for the
freak off. If it starts off with let's say it's
a couple, it's let's say it's six people in bold, okay.
And let's say and let's say there's thirty people watching,
At what point is it are people like I'm gonna
get some shrimp, like what happens where you go? I
think I'm out. Actually, after that, I.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Think that's where Diddy where it went wrong is Diddy
then would scream like everyone has to fuck, everyone has
to fuck, and then you feel obligated. Yeah, And I
didn't read the indictment, and do I know anything about it.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
But I think it's a spectator sport. I thought it
was that he hired people. I thought it was hiring
people to do like combat fucking.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Oh their combat fucking what.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
I thought it was like old school gladiator like fucking
like what he But it was hired people and everyone
else just watched.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
I I did not know. I did not know.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
It was like an episode of wipeout.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
I don't think it was like Twister where you like,
you get tagged in. I don't know. I don't you're
unless you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
You put the shrimp cocktail down.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
You're in, brother, and imagine that. I imagine you get
called up to the plate. Uh, the tag get tagged in.
You have a you have a belly full of shrimp cocktail.
You're you're just there for the shrimp, for the shrimp piece.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Adam from more alcoholics. You're in, brother, Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
WHOA, there's a I would say there's a seventy chance.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
The funny dance walk, the funny dance walk Adam does
to the center the floor, It's like it's one hundred
percent happening. The way he gets undressed is undoubtedly hilarious,
and like that's how he tries to get out of it,
and it's like, oh my tippers broken, and he goes like,
can't fuck and did he just rips your pants off
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of your body and your stand.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Readily a little funny dance to the No doubt, the
freak off is Uh is so funny.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
Everyone's like, okay, all right, pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
What that butthole do? Was that? Yeah? G bang.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah. I feel like there's a seventy percent think isn't
working in that scenario because because there's it's different. If
you look around and it's a butt, you don't recognize anyone.
You look up and there's fucking Michael Douglas, aria A
Stefan and Michael Douglas.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
They're for sure on the list. Yeah, it's Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Grammar, Kelsey Grammars there, David du Cuffney, it's.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Al Roker, Rokers for sure.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yeah, yeah, you know Big rope Star is there, King
hold a Copy is playing bongos? For sure?
Speaker 1 (51:16):
You know the crew is going to be there.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
So the did he freaking option with allegedly Al Roker
was that.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
That would that that would that would really throw me
for a loop, And I don't think I'd be able
to flower, and I well, that's why, So I think
I would say like, I'm sorry, Diddy, I can't do it.
I forgot my load boost, so I can't. I can't.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
I'm so absolutely it's almost not worth it. And by
the way, it's not worth it. Why come if you're
not coming with load boost.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
That's right, that is absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Is there any take back packed full of uh or whatever?
But belingium and let's say that zilli alla past, no
take backs today, I refuse to take back.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
But I mean, what do you guys think do you
think you could pull it off? If you got called up,
called up, called up? You're you're in the miners, you're
down there, you're we're standing by the shrimp cocktails. You know,
there's like an ice sculpture where it's like it's like
squirting out. There's like a dick ice sculpture squirting out
the cocktail sauce or something. Right, hilarious, he's diddy, you know,
(52:27):
he's going big, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
Do you think you would be able to pull it off?
Do you think so?
Speaker 4 (52:33):
Only in a way where it's like, uh, you go
in as like a rescue situation, where like you see
this person and they're looking at you like I don't
want to be here, and you're like, hey, I got you.
It's not going to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
So you don't think that there was any like communal
You think it was all because I guess I didn't
think about that.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
We're gonna do a bit.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
We're gonna do a thing where like we we fucked
towards the door and then we run and they look
back at me, and I go.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I just saved your life.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, look back at it.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
But the whole time you're doing thumbs down. I think
maybe I could do it, but I would do thumbs
down the entire time I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
This, I'm not having a good time.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
And meanwhile Danny's walking around with like those old school
nineteen ninety three camp quarders that were like fit on
your shoulder. You know, that's what he's in videotaping everyone.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
With throwing bologney and viagra. We're good.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Did you see his when they like were confiscating the
one thousand bottles of lube?
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Did you say the yeah?
Speaker 1 (53:38):
The baby oil? How he had it set up like
in his bathroom. He had like giant cabinets, right. I
saw a picture yea where it's just like, yeah, was
that real? Was that even real? Such an insane way
to display your baby oil? You'd think it was just
in like a closet, like you bought a ton. I
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assumed he because the place is huge. I assumed he
like filled up a pool with it or something, and
it's like, as you know, how like in old school
they had like the baby oil wrestling in the basement.
That's what I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Yeah, that's Adam. That's probably right, by the way. I
love how no one can understand or fathom how you
could use that many And Adam immediate is like baby pool. Yeah,
that's at least that's at least fifty bottles right there.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
Okay, all right, Adam divine.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well, and I don't think I don't think he's going
If I know anything about Diddy, he's not going small.
He's going big enough, and he's gonna it'll be a
full on gigantic pool filled with baby oil. And that
to me does sound like a kind of fun afternoon.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, if everybody's consenting on that note, Adam an take backs.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
No, I'm not saying fucking in the in the I
just like swimming, would you kind of want to swim
in some baby.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
As a swimmer? That's interesting to me?
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Actually, wouldn't take that.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
It's important like that to me, like if a whole
pool was actually jello, wouldn't you want to dive in
this jellow pool?
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah? That would be so bad that it would be dangerous.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Actually, yeah, that might be.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
I don't know if you thought that through.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, but but the baby oil, you would you could
swim in.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
That, blowing a bubble ring at the bottom of a
pool of baby oil. I want to know what that's like.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yep, gotta be great.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
Call Adam Way to find the silver lining, as you
always do.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
He does me.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
May you find a beautiful hippo down there in Columbius.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Beautiful cocaine hippo. Uh, well, what sucks is I'm not
it doesn't suck. But I think we'll end up recording
another podcast before then, so I will still be talking
about this the next few weeks.
Speaker 4 (55:56):
I thought you were going to say to replace this one,
which will never air.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
I legally we cannot drop all.
Speaker 4 (56:03):
Allegedly, none of those people were at Ditty's house, so,
as far as we know, except for Roker.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Broker Dude, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Hoda Hoda Copy is retiring. She was my girl. I
did the Today Show, like I want to say, like
eight to ten times, and Hoda was the homie. I
love her.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
This one's for Hoda. Special shout out.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Big shout out to Hoda Copy. She was not at Ditty's. No,
if she was, she was just eating some cocktail shrimp.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah, going like this. He was enjoying the boom boom.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
This place sucks.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah, for sure she was.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Any take back to any apologies in the epic slams.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
That was it. I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Okay, Durs has to leave.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
It's another episode. Let's get Yes to leave this
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This Is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Important, throwing bologney and viagra.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The spread. The spread was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey, I'm a hung boy.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm hung as hell, dude, I'm in, I'm fully hung.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, how long have you been back? Honors from austroud.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, uh, just gotta take this call.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, yeah, hello.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
What are you asking? When do I come back from Australia.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
He's posing with his iHeartRadio Podcast Award? And what is
it best Comedy? Is it best Comedy podcast? Or funniest?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Pot gust the best comedy?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Which comedy means the funniest?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, the bottom of its super sticky, so I have
to like put paper on it so it doesn't like
stick to my desk. It's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's melting.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But does best comedy even if it's anything like the Emmys,
it doesn't necessarily mean funniest.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
We are the bear of podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I like, yeah, we are definitely yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Maybe that's what they're kind of saying, is we're sort
of the bear. Like it's just well, crafted. Yeah. Right,
it's mostly about Todd's editing and less about what we're
talking about, I think right, and Anna's producing.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
The first episode of this season of The Bear was
kind of like a best of It was just kind
of like clips of things that have happened. Cuts you up. Yeah,
so I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It makes perfect sense in you atli.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm back from Australia for right now, dude, okay, for god,
for right now, for right now. They're taking a few
weeks off production to like do some writing stuff. But
I went I was here. This is for Monarch.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna be a cool dude. I think this episode.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, that's great, that's really good.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I came back and they were like, you can chill,
and then the next day they go, actually, come on out,
you're gonna work one day. And so I flew to Australia,
worked a day and flew.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Back so you were home and then they were like
we actually need you and you had to fly all
the way. So and that what is that flight? It's
like seventeen hours or something, right, I gu.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's fourteen to Brisbane, Yeah, only four wolf.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Intense and when they fly you though, I mean they
gotta fly you first class, right.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it looks nice.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Are you quantis? Dude? You got one of them pods?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, I'm aquantas man.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, quants. That's the That's the Australia.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Now is it business class or first class? Because there
is a distinction on that flight.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, this is business but there's there is no distinction.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, okay, this is the top of the line.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I mean I saw the first class and I was like, oh,
so this is first class, and then I got to
business class and I go, so this is also.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
This is the same ship winning.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Maybe they get like ice cream or something.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, oh damn, actually worth it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Maybe they get better meals.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I did that flight one time, first class. Me and
Efron had to go do press for Mike and Dave
zach Zachary Ephron and yeah, the first class was so dope.
And they give you like the size of a small
room and you have a bed you can like stand
in next door.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
That's to Sydney. That's to Sydney. Yeah, maybe Sydney's got
the banger.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Maybe it's just like a different banger plane because it
was really sick, and there was like a bar you
could hang out in.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You could go upstairs to it, right, yeah, yes, that's
so sick.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And then they gave you pajamas with your initials embroidered
on them.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, what the hell? Yeah embroidered? It was what the hell?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, oh, we just got pajamas, and I.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Was Yeah, they had our fucking initials embroidered on our
on our pjs.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes, But but also the first class is so much more.
I mean, I didn't pay for it, so what do
I care, But it's so much more expensive if you're
paying for that just to have your initials embroidered, and like, yeah,
maybe ten square feet of standing space. That's a lot
of money to blow on because I think it's like
twenty five grand or some shit.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I think, yes, I think it's it's it's close to
thirty grand.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh yeah, I bet it's gone up Jesus Christ. Yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Oh yeah, business is close to twenty You got to.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Have your company pay for that, or you're bad.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
With money, or your bad with money, or you pay money.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Which which I can be, which I can be.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I'm I'm a splurge. Yeah, I'm a splurge a
little bit, sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But like you sleep most of it. You watch three movies.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
And you sleep, you know, and that's it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
But dude, I just was like I decided to stay
essentially on LA time because I found out my call
time my pickup was three thirty am because we were
doing like some like sunrise shot spoiler alert. So I go,
all right, you know what, I'm just gonna stay up.
I woke up at two thirty the first day, and
then I just woke up before work at one thirty
(05:22):
AM and like hit the gym before oh yeah, like
a total psycho and talk to Kyle. Kyle called me
when I was in the gym.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yes her, Oh no, crazy? Should we FaceTime in?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I talked with Kyle last week too. Look at usc
go talking with Kyle.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, huh, he must be in call.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
That's interesting. I try to call him.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, you calling him during the week. He's a busy man. Now,
you know, he doesn't have time to talk to you
during the week. This has to be a weekend endeavor
to talk to Kyle.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I did talk to him on a Saturday, for sure.
Seems like he's doing well. He's loving the film. He's
doing good.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, if he was doing well, why was he calling? Okay?
Yeah it was to cry for help. I knew what
was was.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Because I know what I'm doing well. Not calling you guys,
ye don't.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's why. I don't know if I think of you.
You guys are my rock bottom act. If I call
you guys, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, that's actually true. I don't know if I've ever
gotten a phone call from DRS. I feel like every
once in a while, Blake and I will catch up.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh, ship, Blake's calling me. I gotta take this.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I've never gotten a phone call from from Honders. Yeah
that makes a lot of sense. Oh, ships is calling me.
This isn't good. I gotta take this ship.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
What's up, DRS? You get hacked?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I need a place to sleep. Can I come live
with you?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You don't even say hello, You just uh and you
just hear this.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
You just hear this on the the line.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm good, guys, say it your place. I'm not asking.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
There was a fire. Yeah, there was a fire.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
There's a fire.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Man? Actually the Tesla exploded. It's true.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Everything they said it happened.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They're looking for me.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
They're looking for me.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
They're like, who's they.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'm leaving my phone here so they can't track me.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Who's they?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Who's they?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Hey, you're good. They're looking for me.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
They're looking for me that they're okay, okay, where where
are you? Where are you? Where are you?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Right now? I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, here's a here's a real question, do you think
because I feel back in the day, when we were
like twenty five, we would have been like, let's do it.
We're in it together. When we were just younger.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, Like if if I were to go blake, I
need you to help me bury this body, right, yeah,
it was an accident. I feel like at twenty five results,
say what if we would have said says, i'll dig
you show me where the ocean is? Yes, absolutely, But
now I feel like all of us would be like, dude,
(08:12):
that sucks. I'm not going to tell on you, but
that sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, you're gonna have to figure that out. I don't
even have a shovel, right, yeah, I don't know. I
don't even know where dirt could be. Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
My yard's all full of other bodies.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Good luck with that. Yeah, sweetheart, I'll be right there.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
No, it's Uncle Adam and it means a weird favor.
He said, Hi, do you think the podcast or do
you think what we would rat each other out? Or
do you think we would be tight lipped? Because I
hope we would be tight lift.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
There's no way i'd go, I'm hanging up. Yeah, and
i'd say less, say less, actually say less, actually say
way less literally way literally say way less. I didn't
need to hear that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Are you just going that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm letting you go.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Now, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You're always doing funny jokes exactly like this. Ha ha.
I'm laughing at how funny that is. I'm letting ha ha.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
You are continuously changing the way people think about comedy.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Still my funniest friend. Okay, bye bye now bye bye. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, no, that is right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But back in the day, I think we would have.
At least I would have for you guys. I think
you guys would have. I know you would. But at
what age did that stop? Is the question? Because I
feel the same way now I would go, oh, dude,
I don't really need to hear any more of this.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
When you look into the eyes of your first born, Yeah,
that's when you go, I can't bury the that ether escapes,
I can't bury the body with the homie anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
That's the first thought.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
When I look into my baby daughter's eyes, I'm like, oh,
I can't bail at him out anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Man, anymore, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What hasn't happened. This is a hypothetical, but but yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Again, yeah this time, ha.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Ha ha ha. Yeah, I guess was the first. Did you
guys have any kind of epiphany when you looked into
your your son or daughter's eyes for the first time,
because I I sure didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, I was like, what's these buggers all in their eyes? Yeah,
belly but that belly button.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Cord is gross now, I was like, eh. And then
they gotta rud the jelly like all over them right away,
and you're like, don't do that, doctor, and like we
have to, And you're like, oh, why that sucks.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
He doesn't like that.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
They're like, yo, you gotta you got you gotta cut
the little you gotta snip the little belly button.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
The bilical cord I'm like, Eh, did you guys do that?
I didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
They're like, do you want to cut it? And I go,
I'm good you passed.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, I said I made the joker from that rock song.
He needs to cut it.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It's science. Oh you hit him with the what did
ot genesis or something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's like, he needs to cut it. They didn't get it.
I got no laughs or appreciation.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The doctor. Doctor didn't know that. That's great.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Good.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It'd have been cool if they were really on board,
like he needs to cut Are people still.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Doing I don't know. I feel like they're not doing
the motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
They're not anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Are they still doing this? Because I like this. This
is a fun dance move where the two fists up
and you just wiggle them back and forth.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, we got to bring back the like forearm dancing
because that we were strong trump.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I can't really bend over and move my legs at
all anymore, so all of my dancing needs to be titties.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
And up upper upper upper.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And I can't really move my back a lot either,
but I could move my shoulders a lot and a
lot of Adam.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Does a lot of eyebrow dancing these days, just like
looking this way, looking that way, the walk like an
Egyptian video.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I love I love that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Adams just in the corner at the rap party, just
locking rebbing that cycle, baby, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Our rap party for the Righteous Jimpsons is this Saturday.
The Black Black Keys are going to DJ. Really a throwdown, dude.
The wind jammer on Isle of Palms. I believe Blake
has been there. Yes, it's I love it out there.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh yeah time. Yeah, there's no hurricanes touching down there, right,
you guys are all good? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh dude, Oh dude, I did tell you guys about
this hurricane that just came through that. Uh that really
fucked up Asheville, North Carolina. I mean it's decimated the
whole town. Yeah, it's so sad. Yeah, it's bad. That's
where we took our first, uh our one year anniversary
Chlone and I. We went to Ashville and that's where
we did the hot air balloon in and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Is this Is that a bad sign for you guys relationship?
Or it could be.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It could be. It might be I don't think so.
We'll see if if every place we've done a anniversary
it gets decimated.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Are we going to get a call from you by it.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Gets decimated then then I think it would be a
bad sign. But I think it is just a fluke.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Remember how actual got decimated.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Adams calling me, Yeah, I gotta take this. Adam's actually
calling me right now.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
A true bomber.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It was a weird hurricane that it stayed inland, and
it's like they never do that. They always stick to
the coast, and so it just people weren't ready for it.
And we were shooting in Colombia, South Carolina, which is
two hours inland from Charleston, so we actually felt a
lot of it while we were shooting, Like trees were down. Uh,
(13:53):
the power was out in the house and we were
but they had lights coming through to like with generation,
so we were able to shoot in the dark. And
we all had like our flashlights out on our phones
to see where we were going. And there was no
AC and it's like hot and muggy. It was a
disaster and uh, and then a couple of hours in
(14:15):
the power kickback on, thank god, and we were able
to continue shooting. But yeah, yeah, it was nasty. It was.
That was the worst hurricane I have ever been in
and I think that's my third one now. And I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Bill Pason over here just finding hurricane, but yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Shoot out here, you know, so you just you get
hit with him. And I wasn't even expecting it. It
like came out of nowhere, this this storm. It was like,
oh yeah, this storm and then it got then we
got what packed?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Did you think it would have happened if you if
you weren't there? It's like, is this is this your
final destination type ship happening?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, I guess it is all about me.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Mark Wahlberg. The Happening Wind movie happening at.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You oh ship it?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, I guess it is all about me. The Happening
that was the one where Mark Wahlberg was the scientist, right,
that was yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He's a teacher and that was like everybody and he's like,
this doesn't add up a lot of that. It's a
lot of math jokes.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Is now I feel like and and no shots fired
against Mark Wahlberg. I think he I really like Mark Wahlberg. Yeah,
but I feel like, much like myself, I wouldn't make
a very convincing scientist, right. And I also kind of
don't think Mark Wahlberg made a very convincing scientist like
(15:40):
I'm not like Chloe said, the other night we watched
some this is We're watching some show and she's like,
he's the president on this show. He's he always plays
the president some actor. I don't know the guy's name.
And I go, yeah, I wonder if I'll get to
play the president. And she goes, no, you'll never get
to play the president. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah, well, yeah,
(16:01):
you're probably writing. She She's like, I bet you'll play
it like a beat cop. Several times I think I
think you're entering your beat cop era. And I'm like, yeah, yeah,
you're probably right. I'll play like just a cop, just
a cop.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
To drop drop Isaac as your manager.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
But I think I think that about that every day.
Anytime I'm like, hey, what's that person's name? And he goes,
I know it. I have it. It's written. It's somewhere.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Spielberg, Yes, yeah, yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, No, what what was that guy? He directed like
a lot of huge movies, wrote a lot of huge movies,
worked with Seth Rogan a lot. His name starts with Jay,
Ryan's with Udd Jed I don't know. I haven't written
I know who he is. It's written somewhere, So I
do think about Fiery and Isaac.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
To answer your question, Judge rinehol see, let's just let that.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Let's just let that hang here.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Mm hmm, yeah, r I p Isaac.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
But we can't because then who's going to get Who's
going to show their titties on tour? Who's going to
get your the piercings on tour?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits,
and that is the trade off. You could get some whips. Smart, uh,
you know, guy who's business thinking, business minded, forward thinking, yeah, intelligent, aware, yes,
but they're not flashing their titties exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And that's.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah. We love them. We're going to keep them. Yeah,
we'll keep them. We do.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
We love them, we love.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
We just got to wait it out. We just got
to wait it out.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
He's like a dog that always pisses and ships on
your shoes, but.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He takes his shirt off and shows whose nipples.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
He's like always eating the couch and stuff. But then
like he'll roll over and shows Billy and you.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, yeah, one of those les. Give them a little
little scroll what kind.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Of dog is Isaac?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Is he?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I mean, I'm getting mutt vibes right off the bat.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But this is our manager, Isaac. For for people that
don't know are Beautiful Beef.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
If this is your first episode, this is our manager Isaac.
Welcome t I, I Nation t I new member.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Are the bear of podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I feel like he would be like a big u
like one that has like a nude belly, you know
what I mean? You know some of them, like you
have like a lot of hair on their belly and
then everyone like a dog rollover and the belly's like
kind of nude and you see all the like the
weird like nipples, and I don't like like skin tags
that the dog has. Yeah, I know, yeah, that's that's
(18:48):
what Isaac is. Yeah, yeah, whatever dog that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Is a bare belly something bare belly skin tags?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I think those are nipples. He's like, you know those
like eight things on their belly.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No skin tags, dude, dude, you know the hot ass
skin tags?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You see my skin tags? What are skin tags? Are
you guys starting to get them?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Are we the eight?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I have?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I got one? I should get it. Where is it?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
It's like on the back of my arm.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
How do you what's the process of that? You got
it under your armpit?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I think I have one on my neck, but every
once in a while I'll just take it and rip
it off and then I'll bleed.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Don't they say that like gives you cancer or some
shit off your skin tags? Yeah, that's what I always heard.
Who said that?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I heard it can like fuck your backup or like
really messed up how you can mop.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It might give you an autoimmune disease that makes it
impossible to walk. Yeah, I had never heard that, But
maybe you.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Haven't really ripped it off, have you finish? I heard
that they just don't stop bleeding, is the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
But what the there's a lot of there's a lot
of rumors about skin tags. We need to really clear
the air about skin tags.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I don't know if I actually have never heard of
one single rumor.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I rip them off. It creates skin cancer, That's what
I always heard.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
But this is the lobbyist for big skin tags. Like
who's protecting skin tags and spreading on these rumors that.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yes, it's weird, And I don't know who's always telling.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You this soros? I feel like it was my mom my,
mom is like, don't mess.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
With Did you have a lot of skin tags as
a child.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, I've got two big ones right here. Okay, I
didn't have a lot of I didn't have a lot
of skin tags.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
No, okay, always telling you that.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Uh maybe.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
We just you know, you said, I don't do you
have any?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I think I have one developing on the back of
my neck.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So as a forty year old man, you might you
think you might have one developing on the back of
your neck. But your mom always tells you, or told
you when you were a kid, to not rip them off.
I think we caught you in a lie.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Adam, you fucking got him, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I was, I was, I was. I was playing with
her skin tags. I was playing with her skin tag.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
She said, don't your beautiful your beautiful mother is covered
with skin tags? Is that what you're because putting?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
No, there's just a few. She got a few, few,
big ones.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Big ones. Doorknockers are talking here?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, I my mommy's skin tags are bigger than than most.
But she said, don't pull them off because.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know she had
a skin tag condition like that.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah, bro, don't worry about it, all right, she said,
don't pull them off because that leads to skin cancer.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Okay, And so you were protecting her by pretending that
they were your skin tag. This is the this is
what I'm talking about. Skin tags are fine. I think
we we gotta stop, we gotta start. We got to
start talking about skin tags more.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I think this is a really important episode because don't
be ashamed.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
This is skin tags are a neurogenist zone. I don't
know if you guys knew that.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Really that it's important that I love that he got
it wrong.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
That sh it's important, yeah, and say this is important,
that that works.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
That this is important right on, that sh it's important. Nice.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What what are skin tags? What are they deposits of skin?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What? What? What's the point of these things?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's when you get old and your body starts to
look like like a bag of porridge, You're you just
everything's just sort of sinks in sink sin.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
That's what Kyle looked like since we were a twenty
good no cod.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I was looking at some old photos growing up and
or when we were younger, and Kyle had some glow up.
Here's Kyle just took real big swings. He had to
glow up here where he would get in shape and
then look very bad.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Right he went from glow up to throw up.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
For sure, He's probably.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Skin tags are small soft, small is highlighted. So I
don't know what's going on with you or mother Blake. Okay,
fuck it that you're you said that. I didn't say that,
but you said that multiple times that she had large skins,
massive bulbous skin tags. Skin tags are small, soft, benign
gross on the skin that are usually painless and don't
(23:44):
change or grow. Okay, does it and does it say anything?
If you remove them? It gives you cancer? Anna, Yeah,
find find that one out for us.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
There's a lot of hearsay about skin tags.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
If we go back on tour, should we pierce my
skin tag?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Absolutely? Or we ripped each other's skin tag? Maybe that's yeah,
I love you.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
If I put a if I put my skin tag
in A shot him a lort while you do.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It, Blazer, Absolutely, yeah, drinking the worm.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
We do have to.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I would like to do another big live show soon.
We had something planned and then schedules got a little walking.
I think we're going to have to pull out of it,
which is a bummer, but we haven't announced it yet,
so so that's that's okay. But we are looking to
get something very fun in Vegas on the books and
that is our next big show.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, that will be really fun.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Speaking of Yeah, you know, I'm hosting the CNN New
Year's Eve thing this year? What Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
What with Anderson Cooper And yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
So it's Anderson Cooper and the guy from Bravo, Andy Cohen. Yeah,
what's I haven't written Andy Cohen are hosting. I would
say they've NBC's asked me to host like the main
thing several years.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Uh, And I was like, that sounds like the worst job.
So you're in Times Square, it's either snowing or training
or it's freezing and you just have to sit outside
for hours and hours and and it sounds miserable. And
I'm like, that doesn't sound that fun. So I've said no,
and then CNN just asked me to do it, and
(25:28):
I'm like, well, I don't want to go to New York.
And I thought that was interesting. Cooper and Andy Cohen's
think but they're like, no, we're gonna have you do
the Bahaman segment. What going to and guess who my
co host.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Is, the rock the Shark guy?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Who do who did you just play?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Blake?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Who did I just play?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Huh? Who did you? On the soundboard?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Little John.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You and little online from Yeah, bring it in the
New year.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Wow. Yes, that's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Isn't that a banger?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
What a banger? Dude?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Are you gonna be on a jet ski? You're gonna
be so unsober? Yeah, that's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Even Anthony Cooper gets like twisted on that.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh he gets way hammered. He starts to really fun.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
So here's the deal. And yes, I am obviously I'm
going to be drunk, but I'm doing the stem cells
in like two weeks. Yes, and so, uh, you're not
supposed to drink for three months afterwards for the best results,
for the absolute.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Best, You're not supposed to do what drink?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yea for three months?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Okay, okay, but one month they.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Say definitely don't drink.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Is it on the cusp?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's a it's two months, it's two months. It's like
two and a half months. Got to mister, but I'm
like two and a half months. You're basically there, and
then I won't drink it for a little while afterwards.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
You're still your SEMs are stilled, your cells are stemed,
You're good to go.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I think yeps are still fully.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
But that's gonna be my big hurrah back into drinking.
I'm I'm doing the The rap party for Gemstones is
this weekend, and then I can't drink for two weeks
until the stem cells. They say, don't drink anything for
two weeks before and to three months afterwards. And so
it's gonna be the rap party is gonna be my
last time drinking, and then I'm not going to drink
again until New.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Year's And why is that?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
And guess what else?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
No caffeine? What zero? Zero caffeine?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
And what are you at right now? Caffeine wise?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm down to three caffeine beverages a day, So down
to three? Down to three?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
And what does that mean caffeine beverages? Does that mean
like three twelve ounce things or like three twenty four
ounce things or.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Are you drinking forties? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
No, I'm drinking like a regular cup of coffee, and
I'll have two cups of coffee and then I might
have a soda in the afternoon or something like a
diet coke.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
No zoa.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
A cup of coffee is eight ounces?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, just a regular cup of coffee.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
No, you're just telling me no zoa's.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I've gone zoa free and and I hate to say that.
I hate to say.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
That, Dude, I ran out of zoa.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I have no energy drinks. I'm I'm completely off off
of it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You know, they make it with green coffee.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
And then I have to go no caffeine. And the
real kicker, dude, the real number one stunner. I can't
smoke wheat. What the yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What we have a funeral?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Should we have a funeral for you? On the podcast?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
It almost seems like not worth it. But my body
is in shambles and it hurts to stand for more
than like twenty minutes at a time.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Are you bad again? Is your body falling apart again?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I'm very bad. I'm very bad.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Really.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah. I've been shooting the last or the last month
and a half, really really every day, and I think
my body just is not handling it properly.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Have you been doing jazz blits more? Yeah, it's just
a heavy season.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I've toned down the jazz splits, but I here, it's
a lot of like walking scenes and just like running
scenes the last week or so, and I think it
just really fucked me. But it's the last two weeks
have been very, very bad.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
You saw the script there, like Adam, your your character
is just marathon running. Now. Really cool.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
They've actually been great, and I've told them about my condition.
They've been very accommodating.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
But what's the stem cell process? It's an injection or
what what even is that?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah? So they injected into your knees and then there
well I'm getting in my knees, my hips, and then
I'm getting it intravenously for your entire body. So it's
an injection the knees, the hips and then.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, this year, this is your first time. This is
your first time doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, wow yeah yeah. And I go to
Medy in Columbia all by myself. Dude, it's gonna be
a wild ride.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Right, You're not gonna them back, You're gonna stay. I
think you're going to fall in love with the country itself.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, okay, And we're gonna have to.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Come visit you at your palace.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I actually do want to see like the they have
like a Publo Escobar like statue, and I'm like, I
kind of want to go check it out.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
And dude, go see those hippos.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
The cocaine hippos.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
What hippos with the little one, the little viral one? No,
what's the little viral hippo that everybody fucking loves? I
don't know, but what is that the little baby hippo
with like no tea?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Do you think I've seen that his name's like Debo
or something.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Some dude, people love this little hippo. I've never really
like dove into it, and it seems like something I
really like.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Dang, our resident millennial, it's mood dang.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I really got a deep dive on some mood dang
stuff because it is a cute little guy.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Do you think we can get who's the guy from
American Idol who does U Sanjaya?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
No, no, the like Asian dude who did she bangs
she banged?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Do you think we oh, well, William Hung.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yes, William Hung.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I think he does those mood dang What are those
things you can pay people to do to give your
buddy a birthday shout out or cameo cameo. I think
he does cameos if we can get him to sing
mo dang, move dang for Anna's birthday gift. I think
maybe we should do that. Yeah, oh yeah, because she's
the biggest fan.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I would prefer if we talked about it and then
it didn't follow through.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So I just paid for it, and I need five.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I just paid for it.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
As I was saying it, I was doing it.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play. She bangs real quick.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Like gentlemen, like job. Yeah, they gotta get to the chorus.
You gotta get to the chorus. I mean, that's you
played the only part of that song that no one knows.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
My god, it's a banger.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well, by the way, dude, that that was way better
than what I remembered, Like, yeah, that wasn't That was better,
infinitely better, infinitely better than what I remember. I remembered
it being horrific.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Don't say.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
The tongue, And that was actually like, I mean, the
production value behind it was you could tell there's a producer.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Really that sounded like a karaoke to me. That was
that was not good.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, don't
do that. I think, don't do that to him. William
God in the boot.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'm a hung boy. I'm hung as well.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I'm in I'm fully hung hung Where the hung boy is?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
So in Many and asked somebody to go take you
to the hippos because I guess he had hippos.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
William hung, Well, yes, I know. They're everywhere. You can't
walk ten feet without running.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I think we're like there's wild hippos. I don't think.
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
No, but there are wild hippos that he had in
his zoo that were fucking.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
So yeah, Pablo Escobar had them. They brought that he
like built his own zoo when he was just you know,
stack in cash and uh doing. And then some of
them got like released into the wild. And now there's
just like hippos in living in the woods in Colombia.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
But hippos are like the most aggressive animal I think inexistence.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, And that's the thing is people have to look
out for them because they'll fucking hungry, hungry hippo your ass.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yes, So four hippopotamuses were first kept by Pablo Escobar
and his private zoo in the late seventies, and upon
his death in nineteen ninety three, they were allowed to
wander his unattended estate. The hippos eventually broke out of
the estate and were left to roam the outside area
due to difficulty and containment, they couldn't get the hip
was back in line.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
No, they're not listening.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Right, and now there's twenty thousand of them.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
By twenty nineteen, their population had grown to approximately one
hundred hippos. Because it concerns about harming the native flora
and fauna in the area as by the way, flora fauna.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Okay, do we know what fauna is? I know what
I think. Flora's plant life.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Flora is plant life. What the fuck is fauna?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Animals?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't know. Flora the flora of fauna in the area,
as well as posing a significant threat to the human population. Sure, yeah,
they're terrifying. Yeah, they're often popular popularly referred to as
cocaine hippos.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Hella.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Fauna is a term for animal life.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Fauna is all animal life.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
That's crazy that look at hippos could just like flourish
in the in the wild like that. You would think,
like maybe they would have a tough time blake.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Animals are just there by illogical miracles.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's hippos.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I feel like need a really specific place to like
really spread their wings.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
But evidently, oh I forgot how much you know about hippops.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I guess I blake our rest.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
They eat, They must eat a ton of food. They're
gigantic eating every packers, right are they?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Are they a pacaderm? I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I'm pretty sure they're pack of germs. They're packing something
they got They got them big ass, big ass skin
tags hanging between them legs.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Boy, Okay, when it went in doubt for the jokes, dude, Hey,
you know sometimes.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
You gotta add it up hock to Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
My favorite thing about our group of friends is our
ability to hang on to a thing that's that the
rest of the world has deemed stupid.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Up.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Hey, we're still digging out this she banged clips from
the early two thousands.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
True, bro, you try to see this hawk to a clip. Hey,
if you're tuning in right now, we got the best
William hung jokes. We got really good hawk Ta bits.
Tune in you don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
No one tunes in halfway through a podcast, you know.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
That right at the beginning and hawk to they're gonna
tune into this one hawk.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
To Yeah, dude, don't worry. This is Todd clip this
for me. Please, this is a commercial I'm doing for
the pod. Tune in, don't.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Tell him what to do? Okay? And you only five
hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Hey, do it all right?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Tune in this week William hung bits and a lot
of hawk to a talk.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
You're gonna love it. This is important live.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Is she starting a podcast?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Hawk to?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
He? And is it talk to?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
It's gonna talk to her?
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Talk to her? Is talk to her? Don't even worry
about it? Yeah, Well that's good.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
I'd like that for she is kind of a sweet person.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
She seems very like nice, innocent.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Well, she's a giver for sure, for sure, for sure,
for sure she's a giver.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
There's no doubt.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
So I do think you should go on the you
should go on to her podcast and give her the
whole the whole stem cell like trip, break it down
for her and talk about, like, you know, the experience
and all that.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
That would be nice.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Well and then she goes, well, maybe I just talked
to her. Maybe that'll cure me. I bet Chloe would
be like, well, it's worth the shot, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I'll take that. Becky. You want my beat cop husband,
and go for it. Brother, I'm looking for a president.
You want this beat cop brother.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Maybe I'll bring the podcast gear and do it from
medi in Colombia.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
That would be. That would be incredible, I would do.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
We're gonna be all over the fucking planet. You'll be there.
I'll be in Australia.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Blake, Yeah, you gotta be just chipping in studio city.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
No, I went to Toronto.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Come on, that's got true.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
A little bit I had.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
We both did little wambams.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, a little shotgun blast. I was kicking it in Georgetown.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
So you were there to shoot a movie? Uh and
how many days were you there for?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Fucking like one whole day? That's about it?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Really now in and out Burger.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Well did you go because usually you got to go
and do like a fitting and that kind of stuff,
or you did it like the morning of and it
was just a wambam. Thank you man.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I got the call real late to be in this movie.
They're like, yo, we got to get you on a
plane really early the next day, so I flew out
and then right away, so.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You got a call and and they you flew out
the next day.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Isaac was like, dude, you you you've got to do this.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
You this is a big, big role, dude. It's twenty
four hours of fearing.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Dude, you'll be in the movie for upwards of forty
five seconds.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
You're gonna this is for you, brother, and you don't
have to cut your hair?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Says, that's honestly? Is that Isaac's when he talks to
you about like work stuff, does it? Is it usually
hair based?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't like you guys tell me to show my tests.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Right, it probably is right. It's like, so here's the deal.
We found your role. You don't have to cut your hair.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah, don't worry, Dory.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
No, there's a rule role that you're up for. Are
you willing to cut your hair?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
It's wow, because I'm like, maybe I have Isaac's calling me.
I have to take this. I've got to take this.
I'm like, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
He could be dead? Yeah? Are you okay? He's like,
first off, you don't gotta cut your hair.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I'm like, okay, I'm listening. It's like, but you got more,
say a little more.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
He's like, you.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Gotta, let's say less. But I was just say a little.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
More, just a little more, say a little more. I
do like the idea of saying say less to someone.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Actually say this is so dumb.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Say a little more. Okay, su permission, say less. Let's
say a little more. He's like, all right, so I
can talk. Yeah, you got to be on a flight
to fr to Toronto.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Keep us on track, Blake, Yeah, sorry, we're crying.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
So yes, I uh so, I I got it. Sorry,
am looted Toronto landed how to do the fitting as
soon as I landed because I needed to be on
set like five am the next morning.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
And yeah, it was a real it was a real whirlwind.
But I was in George, Georgetown, Canada.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Where's that?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
What state? Does that look at me?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Because it was like a camp thing. So you're like
in the middle of nowhere?
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Is this like so Algary or is this like it's Toronto?
But I have never been to Toronto, so I was
like stoked to land in Toronto.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
But I didn't never been in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
No, I've never been. I've never been there either.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Oh that that's the one city in Canada that's worth
a fucking damn.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Okay by Vancouver. What Vancouver rocks, Vancouver rocks. You're off Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I never was on it, dude. Yeah, that play sucked. Burnaby,
come on, Burnaby sucked. I don't like.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
But no for just saying I thought I'm gonna Burnaby good.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Vancouver not so much sure to be good.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
No, I mean we had some good times there, and
I think once it got pretty, I was like, oh,
this is what people like about Vancouver.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, yes, the weather is bad.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
But when we shot are, when we shot Game over
Man there, the weather was so bad. I feel like, yes,
I didn't give it a fair shot because in the
summertime it was stunny and it was beautiful and I
got it.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I think Toronto has bad weather as well. Doesn't it
get cold as buck?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yes it does, but it's an actual city. There's just
shit to do.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Beautiful, it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Did you run through the six with your woes or no?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I wanted to so bad.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I wanted to run through the six so bad. But
again I was in Georgetown. No one even knows, like
forty thousand people, real.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Small, hard to find a woe, yeah, very I was
looking up and down for woes and no woes to
be found.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
So it's kind of crazy. But I just forgot how
much I really like Canadian people. They're they're really cool.
They're very funny. I think Canadians are very funny.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
What makes you say that the zillion movie stars ups
in here to be funny?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, yeah, there's all the super famous Canadians that mostly comedians.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, mostly that SCTV letter Kenny Jim Carrey.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
I find that Australia is the same way, by the way, like, yeah,
they're they're not outwardly funny, but the everything they say
is sarcastic. So if it's like a beautiful day, they're like, ough,
weather's tough today, Like everything is a joke. Yea, yeah,
everything is sarcastic. It's everything's the opposite, which is like
hard to balance.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
At first, You're like.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I would like to do an early take back on
my hate of Canada. I don't hate Canada. I will
say that Toronto is the best city in that whole country.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
That's huge, that's a huge.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
You've been in Montreal for the comedy festival.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yes, I've been to Montreal. I've never been there and
I haven't spent that much. I was twenty two years
old when I was in Montreal and I was there
for like two days, so I don't quite remember it.
So I would like to give that another shot as well.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You gotta get out.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
I hear good things about Montreal and Toronto.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yes, we have to go to what's in Calgary? The
little the little freak fest in Calgary. Uh, it's the little,
the little rodeo they do.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I can't believe. I can't even think of what the
hell it's called.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Isaac probably has a written down.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, Isaac, what's it called? Rodeo and Calgary? And what
is it?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Like a festival or it's like their spring break but
they full they go full cowboy and like people just
like fuck each other outside and stuff. It's it looks
really cool. It's a real freak fast.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Sounds like a must Huh yeah, all right, what the
hell is it called?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
God damn it.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
No one knows what you're talking about, dude. No, literally,
you're saying Calgary outdoor fu fast. Sounds like everyone stretched
as Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
I'm like Canadian burning man, I'm googling Calgary outdoor.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Stampede is called stampede, right, I've heard of that. That's there.
I think it's called Stampede.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, so that's that's like, uh what what isn't that
in Vegas? Isn't that where like it's like Coachella?
Speaker 4 (45:13):
But for that's what I thought. I think it's Stan.
Well you're talking about it is called stan Pede. It
was at a fun fest and then all of a sudden,
Stan whipped it out started peeing on everybody, and everyone's like.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah and started peeing everyone.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah, a little freaking because I thought it was a
freak off.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
What Oh have you been to a freak off?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
How scared are you? Imagine you are a celebrity in
the nineties, or imagine imagine you're there and you getn't
you go to a freak off because you're you know,
it's like, oh my god, Dan, he's gonna be there.
J Low, like all these cool people are gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
You're hot, you're ripped, sure.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, and you get invited and you go one time
and it is a freak off and you see all
the freak off stuff. You're a little are you are
You're are you a little afraid that, like the list
is gonna come out and it's gonna be like Epstein Island,
where you're like, if your name's on the list, you're
immediately a scumback because because you know it on Epstein's Island,
(46:15):
Like for sure there's a guy where there they there
wasn't any fucking little girls. He was just there drinking
a Bahama Mama, right, and he's like, oh, it's kind
of nice.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'm here in the island, right. The appetites were insane, dude, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
The spread was great. He's always talking about the food. Spread.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Spread.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, they're like, don't don't say the spread. His lawyers
are like, no more spread.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
The spread.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Spread was fantastic. Stop saying the spread. I don't know, Hey,
there wasn't any little kid fucking when I was there.
All I know is the spread was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Stop the spreading spread. Stop saying the spread.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
And apparently he video everybody, so as long as you're
on video just going like this.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I didn't like that. I don't want to be here because.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
You're like, uh, I think you're good because you're like
exhibit A, your honor clearly not into those.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Literally exhibit so literally didn't know that all of this
was not on the up and up when you're there.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
But that's why you have to if anyone ever films,
you always just go because you don't know what's happening
in the other room.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, that's I'm straight up not having a good time.
This is bad.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
You're just jacking off too, guys.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
This place is a dude.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, and what's the likelihood of us Let's say work
allics had just come out, it was there and we
got the invite to a freak off.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Do one thing.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
We go to the freak off.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
We are going to the freak off?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
You kidding me?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I'm like green light.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah, because you're like, this is this is what happens.
This is you get invited and you go.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
So we get invited these parties you go. I mean
I would just I would be a little fly on that.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I gotta see the spread. You got to see this.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, you just want to make sure the spread is up.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
You know the spread is fantastic.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Oh yeah, and there if you be a gift bag
situation that it's important.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
How much shrimp cocktail? Do you think it's strewn about us?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
So much?
Speaker 3 (48:14):
So much you can't you can't avoid it. There's so
much shrimp cocktail.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
It's getting strewn so much cocktail sauce everywhere. Call me
the sousebos I do.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
I do kind of want to know though, for the
freak off. If it starts off with let's say it's
a couple, it's let's say it's six people in bold, okay.
And let's say and let's say there's thirty people watching,
At what point is it are people like I'm gonna
get some shrimp, like what happens where you go? I
think I'm out. Actually, after that, I.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Think that's where Diddy where it went wrong is Diddy
then would scream like everyone has to fuck, everyone has
to fuck, and then you feel obligated. Yeah, And I
didn't read the indictment, and do I know anything about it.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
But I think it's a spectator sport. I thought it
was that he hired people. I thought it was hiring
people to do like combat fucking.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Oh their combat fucking what.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
I thought it was like old school gladiator like fucking
like what he But it was hired people and everyone
else just watched.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
I I did not know. I did not know.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
It was like an episode of wipeout.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
I don't think it was like Twister where you like,
you get tagged in. I don't know. I don't you're
unless you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
You put the shrimp cocktail down.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
You're in, brother, and imagine that. I imagine you get
called up to the plate. Uh, the tag get tagged in.
You have a you have a belly full of shrimp cocktail.
You're you're just there for the shrimp, for the shrimp piece.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Adam from more alcoholics. You're in, brother, Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
WHOA, there's a I would say there's a seventy chance.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
The funny dance walk, the funny dance walk Adam does
to the center the floor, It's like it's one hundred
percent happening. The way he gets undressed is undoubtedly hilarious,
and like that's how he tries to get out of it,
and it's like, oh my tippers broken, and he goes like,
can't fuck and did he just rips your pants off
(50:17):
of your body and your stand.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Readily a little funny dance to the No doubt, the
freak off is Uh is so funny.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
Everyone's like, okay, all right, pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
What that butthole do? Was that? Yeah? G bang.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah. I feel like there's a seventy percent think isn't
working in that scenario because because there's it's different. If
you look around and it's a butt, you don't recognize anyone.
You look up and there's fucking Michael Douglas, aria A
Stefan and Michael Douglas.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
They're for sure on the list. Yeah, it's Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Grammar, Kelsey Grammars there, David du Cuffney, it's.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Al Roker, Rokers for sure.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yeah, yeah, you know Big rope Star is there, King
hold a Copy is playing bongos? For sure?
Speaker 1 (51:16):
You know the crew is going to be there.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
So the did he freaking option with allegedly Al Roker
was that.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
That would that that would that would really throw me
for a loop, And I don't think I'd be able
to flower, and I well, that's why, So I think
I would say like, I'm sorry, Diddy, I can't do it.
I forgot my load boost, so I can't. I can't.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
I'm so absolutely it's almost not worth it. And by
the way, it's not worth it. Why come if you're
not coming with load boost.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
That's right, that is absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Is there any take back packed full of uh or whatever?
But belingium and let's say that zilli alla past, no
take backs today, I refuse to take back.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
But I mean, what do you guys think do you
think you could pull it off? If you got called up,
called up, called up? You're you're in the miners, you're
down there, you're we're standing by the shrimp cocktails. You know,
there's like an ice sculpture where it's like it's like
squirting out. There's like a dick ice sculpture squirting out
the cocktail sauce or something. Right, hilarious, he's diddy, you know,
(52:27):
he's going big, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
Do you think you would be able to pull it off?
Do you think so?
Speaker 4 (52:33):
Only in a way where it's like, uh, you go
in as like a rescue situation, where like you see
this person and they're looking at you like I don't
want to be here, and you're like, hey, I got you.
It's not going to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
So you don't think that there was any like communal
You think it was all because I guess I didn't
think about that.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
We're gonna do a bit.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
We're gonna do a thing where like we we fucked
towards the door and then we run and they look
back at me, and I go.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I just saved your life.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, look back at it.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
But the whole time you're doing thumbs down. I think
maybe I could do it, but I would do thumbs
down the entire time I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
This, I'm not having a good time.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
And meanwhile Danny's walking around with like those old school
nineteen ninety three camp quarders that were like fit on
your shoulder. You know, that's what he's in videotaping everyone.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
With throwing bologney and viagra. We're good.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Did you see his when they like were confiscating the
one thousand bottles of lube?
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Did you say the yeah?
Speaker 1 (53:38):
The baby oil? How he had it set up like
in his bathroom. He had like giant cabinets, right. I
saw a picture yea where it's just like, yeah, was
that real? Was that even real? Such an insane way
to display your baby oil? You'd think it was just
in like a closet, like you bought a ton. I
(54:00):
assumed he because the place is huge. I assumed he
like filled up a pool with it or something, and
it's like, as you know, how like in old school
they had like the baby oil wrestling in the basement.
That's what I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Yeah, that's Adam. That's probably right, by the way. I
love how no one can understand or fathom how you
could use that many And Adam immediate is like baby pool. Yeah,
that's at least that's at least fifty bottles right there.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
Okay, all right, Adam divine.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well, and I don't think I don't think he's going
If I know anything about Diddy, he's not going small.
He's going big enough, and he's gonna it'll be a
full on gigantic pool filled with baby oil. And that
to me does sound like a kind of fun afternoon.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, if everybody's consenting on that note, Adam an take backs.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
No, I'm not saying fucking in the in the I
just like swimming, would you kind of want to swim
in some baby.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
As a swimmer? That's interesting to me?
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Actually, wouldn't take that.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
It's important like that to me, like if a whole
pool was actually jello, wouldn't you want to dive in
this jellow pool?
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah? That would be so bad that it would be dangerous.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Actually, yeah, that might be.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
I don't know if you thought that through.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, but but the baby oil, you would you could
swim in.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
That, blowing a bubble ring at the bottom of a
pool of baby oil. I want to know what that's like.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yep, gotta be great.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
Call Adam Way to find the silver lining, as you
always do.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
He does me.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
May you find a beautiful hippo down there in Columbius.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Beautiful cocaine hippo. Uh, well, what sucks is I'm not
it doesn't suck. But I think we'll end up recording
another podcast before then, so I will still be talking
about this the next few weeks.
Speaker 4 (55:56):
I thought you were going to say to replace this one,
which will never air.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
I legally we cannot drop all.
Speaker 4 (56:03):
Allegedly, none of those people were at Ditty's house, so,
as far as we know, except for Roker.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Broker Dude, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Hoda Hoda Copy is retiring. She was my girl. I
did the Today Show, like I want to say, like
eight to ten times, and Hoda was the homie. I
love her.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
This one's for Hoda. Special shout out.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Big shout out to Hoda Copy. She was not at Ditty's. No,
if she was, she was just eating some cocktail shrimp.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah, going like this. He was enjoying the boom boom.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
This place sucks.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah, for sure she was.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Any take back to any apologies in the epic slams.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
That was it. I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Okay, Durs has to leave.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
It's another episode. Let's get Yes to leave this
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