Ep 23: Dumb Adventures In Bad Fake IDs

Today, this is what's important:

Merch, dad hats, the Cactus Club, slow motion/timelapse, different types of marijuana intake, hangover stories, crying while drunk, fake ID's, headshots, and more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of My Heart Radio,
this show where we only talk about what's obviously most
crucially important today on This is Important. Everything else is gorgeous.
But how do Scott's beard looks like dogship? If you
drink it through your ass, it's all gen Look, I

(00:23):
didn't mad. I'm divide, like when the breeze blows on
a puppy's hair, it looks like a field of wheats.
And here we go. Oh man, it's good to see
you guys. Yeah, baby, Well, should we talk about the
big news of the week. I might. I don't know.

(00:45):
Do you guys know what happened? What in hot Yeah?
A lot of people are thinking are they going to
tackle these hot button issues? And yeah we are. Guess
what we got merch? That's right, we got merch. We
got merch. It did kind of get buried by other headlines,

(01:06):
which yeah, a lot of people are talking about like
storming capitals or other like riot events inciting violence. I
feel like people kind of blew over the fact that
we got merch. Yes, we have it right and and
here if this is important, this is important? That is
what's important? How much? And and let's talk about the merch.

(01:29):
I would love to let's talk about it. It's so good.
We got a hoodie. Hoodie, It's so comfortable. It's the
most comfortable. It's soft on the inside. I love how
soft it is because I like to wear my hoodies
without a shirt underneath, just because I like to feel
how I like my nipples really cozy. Like I don't

(01:49):
wash them for a while, as long as I can
go without washing them, so that inside layer is nice
and soft, and the nips just hit just right. Because
it's getting cold down here. It doesn't change when you washer.
That's but not ours. I guarantee it. Hey, and that's allegedly,
that's a guarantee guarantine. Oh, allegedly, it's a guarantine guarantine

(02:10):
medium or large for your body type. I'm a medium
only because my mid section could fit into a large.
Let's say, I'm I'm a beefy boy. You know, I'm
built like a little, uh, like a miniature truck. Like
you take a regular sized truck and you just squeeze
it down. But it's it's kind of the same proportions,
just tinier. You're like a a Zuzu trooper. Yeah, I

(02:33):
mean almost exactly. Like an a Zuzu trooper. That was fantastic.
Is that. I feel like I'd be like one of
those Isis trucks, like with the Toyota ones Zamboni. No
like truck. What do you mean an Isis truck. Yeah,
they all rock a Toyota. They all rock on those toyotas.
Isis the terrorists terrorist group. Yeah, ketch up, I think

(02:56):
I know you're talking about. They all rocked Toyotas with
the turrets on the back. Catchup, yeah, catch up to
what I'm saying. Oh oh, oh, I thought you were
talking about a condiment. And Blake, what are you rocking
with the your your fit model body? What size do
you do? Yeah? Well you know, as uh we've established
from the bay. I like everything a little bigger. Let's
go large. Almost forty years old. Oh that's the drop

(03:19):
we'll see. I feel like you you could fit in
a large. You can fit in large because your I
I t rexx arms. I got little like these arms.
There's not a lot of length there. So if I
go then I'm a child and I'm not trying to
look like I'm trying to look like a man. I'm
a man. Okay, alright, alright, buddy, thank you you are. Hey.
I am okay, okay, what it seems like you're saying.

(03:41):
I'm not no, no, not at all, Kyle. I'm almost
for our sweatshirts, the only thing on the site, and
what is the site? Where do I even go to
to get these? I got it sent to me from
the source. I didn't have to purchase mine, thank goodness,
because I'm part of the team. It's this is important
dot merch sent world dot com playboys, this is important

(04:02):
dot merch Central, dot com. That's right, you said dot com.
For a second, I was like, what Honestly, people can
just follow at pod important Instagram and get all the
information there, because I know you're not getting it here, baby,
past there's a cool dad hat, you know, dad had?

(04:24):
Is what what I'm I'm all about. Why do we
call them the dad hat? Is it just cause I mean,
because dad's when we were kids wore hats like that.
But I also wore hats like that when I was
a child like that. I don't know why we call them.
Why wouldn't a dad hat be like a fedora that
feels more like a dad I don't know. Well, I

(04:45):
mean your dad's got specifically, that'd be a your dad hat.
We'll no, but how many children and teenagers were rocking Fedoras.
It was like, you're either maybe it was a grandpa.
And I feel like our generation was the generation we
did because we were I mean, let's it, man, how
cool as ship we were? But we were, but it
was There's a reason that in Workaholics we made the

(05:08):
joke of one Fedora per crew, because you would go,
you would be like one of those fancy Hollywood nightclubs
that every once in a while we would spend too
much money and go to and andrs would be like,
let's go out tonight, and then it'd be us like
it would be us like lining our pockets with and

(05:29):
slipping them into our drinks. For sure, people are like,
these guys keep reaching their pockets the roofing and everyone
us there clear of the dirty looking guys and the
midget with the afro Who was that you guys? The
dirty guys on the oh. I was like, okay, gosh,
you have so many similes for what your body is.
And there's dors look like he belonged there, So they're

(05:49):
like he seems cool. I don't know, why they brought him. Uh, yeah,
he's the way in so you think of Fedora is
a dad hat, and a dad had is not a
dad had it. I'm gonna take that back door. Is
a grand hat. That makes sense to me generationally, makes sense.
That is like a specifically like a Cuban father. I
think my grandpa wore dad hats more when I was

(06:10):
growing up because my dad was like wearing trucker hats,
So it's a grandpa hat. I kind of feel like
my dad wore trucker hats. My dad wore like John
Deer hats, and yeah, I feel like that's what our
dads wore, trucker hats, So why do they call these
fucking dad hats? My dad wore a stash cap. Is
that what? That's like a like a poor boy cap. Oh,

(06:34):
he was a paper like a news. He's a paper boys.
That's fucking cool, dude, that's really cool. Phil's got some
style that's not like a kangle, right, that's not like
the backwards kangle look. Essentially, it's kind of kangly, but
it doesn't have the shape, doesn't have it's not firm
like a kangle. It's kind of like normally has like

(06:54):
a print, right, doesn't it have like a plaid or
something or not? They're like grayish. I want to say
his was just Harris Harris tweet Yeah, tweet tweet. I
love the movie News He's as a child because I
was like, Hey, I gotta go on strike. I gotta
sting with my boys and go on strike, start some

(07:14):
stuff on fire. Ride a horse. Is that Christian Bale? Yeah,
bills in the Yeah, Christian Bale fucking crushes it with
new shoes with satin laces. Hey, don't make us pay
for that. Hey, no, it's only if you do fifteen
seconds of it? Can you do? I kind of just
don't want to hear on, we're gonna have to pay

(07:35):
for that, Adam, don't make us listen to that. Yeah,
nothing can make it better. Oh the elaborate drop, that
forty drop, my man, man, we're going for it. Is
Swing Kids a different movie than News? Yes, I don't
know what Swing Kids is? So Sweet Kids was like,

(07:56):
that's about Nazi Germany. News He's is about like New York, right,
which one of those movies has the like the third act,
like fucking sad moment where the dude slits his wrists
with records, with records. That's swing kids, that swing kids, right, Yeah,
Swing Kids was heavy. Yeah, that ship was too much
for me. Well yeah, was way before record My god. Yeah,

(08:18):
there was no records. I wouldn't think. No, there's for
sure records and news. When didn't records come out? What yours?
That's a great ten or some ship? Yeah, that's a
little bit before. They still had them, but they were
a luxury. I have like a nineteen thirty five jukebox
out there, fancy rich guy and that had like hard

(08:40):
plastic records. They weren't even vinyl yet. Is this a Worlitzer? Is?
What are we talking here? It is? I don't I
think it is a Worlitzer. I believe it is. Yeah,
I got it from my grandpa. It doesn't work, but
I have all the records. They're so fucking tight. They
just look fucking eight guys news he's eight pre what?

(09:04):
So I stand by what I said pre records. No,
I think there's records already. Well, I think they were
like new tech at that point. I think they were
new tech. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy to me? You
know what I did with this fucking jukebox. Ky, I
changed all the lights so the lights are on, and
then I looked up my son Nos So now I

(09:24):
can control the jukebox with the actual speaker from my iPhone. Wait,
so it's wait, so, so where's the sound coming from.
The sound is coming from what's called the son nos
bridge that then takes my WiFi signal and I take
it to a cable and I plugged that into the
actual speaker of the world Itzer. But the music is

(09:48):
coming from the worlitzer. The music is coming through the
world Itzer speaker from my sons got it. So so
it's not operational, but the music's coming through it. Yes,
I'm using like the amp and the tubes to play
my Spotify And why because you like the sound of

(10:11):
like kind of shitty bad speakers or what's the deal?
What's the purpose there? Well, yeah, it's definitely not great.
It's got like this like cool warmth to it, just
to be like, oh, we're old timey. Yeah, And I
really dig like mixing text like that. I think that's
fucking cool, like a good tech mix. And is it
the old little records? The it actually it plays seventy

(10:32):
seventy eight and they're like these plastic ones that are
like they're very hard. They're not even vinyl because it
was pre vinyl, which is kind of dope. But I
haven't got the mechanics to work. I'm I've only got
the new tech to bridge with the old tech. Werelitzer
holler at my guy, how long have you had Haven't
you had this for years? Haven't you had this for years?

(10:52):
Or is this a new thing? I thought you had
this for like years and years at this point, I've
had it for years. But my dad and I just
a year ago, like did the hybrid decided? Yeah? I
decided to get it to work. Get your packers out. Yeah,
we got our packers hard. And that's freakings. Speaking of jukeboxes,

(11:16):
like you remember, I don't know who was there. Two
of you guys there were there, maybe Kyle wasn't. But
we got pretty drunk one night in Los Felas and
I went to a bar and put on like an
hour's worth of Drake Kelly. No, it was it was
drake on like those new school like touch pad and

(11:41):
we got twisted and we invited somebody to the Six Flags.
It was the bartender it was, And then she went
and we didn't go right? What wait, I don't remember
this part. I think she's like I'm at the Batman Ride,
like I'm still sleeping. We were super Hambard telling her
like yo, like she just moved to town. Oh we're

(12:05):
so bad. We were making promises. I don't remember this
at all, So this is on. This is specifically on
you guys. I remember the Drake Commandeering of the Jukebox,
but I do not remember the sixth Bad Commandeering. I mean, yeah,
this was like Drake's first album, like second you can think,
which you could think me now? Oh yeah, I was

(12:26):
still far gone for sure. Was that the one where
where they had all like the big breast I said,
women's uh that were in like the low cut tops
and they were playing what what? What track was that?
Was that the best? Yes? She's the best. Yeah, she's
the best. Remember someone showed me that video and I'm like,

(12:46):
this guy's a star. Look at all these big breasts.
I was like, all these giant wresting women. This guy's
a start something about he knows what people like. I
mean they know in Canada. I mean we've been to
the Cactus Club. They know how to run a restaurant

(13:08):
have some low cut tops out there, don't club? Do
we want to inform everyone from the States about what
what that place is. NA, that's alright. No, shout out
if you know, you know, if you know you know, Yeah,
shout out to all our our northern listeners Canada, you
guys rock. I miss you, guys. I want to get

(13:29):
back to the coup. Is it only in couver Is
it also in Toronto and Montreal? I don't know. I
don't know. I yeah, I don't remember seeing it in Toronto,
but Ottawa. The Cactus Club is basically what would you
consider It's kind of a fucking Applebee's. It's like not
that cool at all. It's like Houston's. Maybe you guys

(13:51):
are tripping. You are remembering it very improperly. Remember how
whatever the food was and there's a million of them
and it wasn't that cool? No, no, no, no no, you
remember it? How you watch television shows? You're like, this
is bad, but I like it. How do you remember it? Like, first,
give us your recounting of the Cactus Car. No, Cactus Club.

(14:12):
Like the vibe is like yard House meets Hooters. Yardhouse.
That's what I was trying to think of yard. Yes,
Hooters stretches a little far. It's not really that. It
had more of a bar set up and more of
a club vibe, right, didn't it. Yeah? Yeah, No, Like
everybody working there's wearing all black. It's sleek. It's like,

(14:33):
are we trying to start up? But moove over to Keynes.
We got a new franchise in our midst Cactus. We
might have to. We're pretty sophisticated. Can you combine franchises
like you know, riff Raff's tattoos like Canes Cactus Club? Yeah?
Like can can you take the Nation Pizza Hutt and
Talco bim? Yes, dude, would I'd go to a Keynes

(14:56):
Cactus Club? Yeah? That would be time trying to think
of what would be the thickest restaurant co Lab Yeah
for real, now we're talking. If it's really just Panda
Express I was about and any other restaurant. Yeah, if

(15:19):
it's just orange flavored chicken and uh Chipotle Steak, just
bro I Chipotle two days ago, man, and it was
I love ude, I love chip Chipot. Do you know
what I did that? I I mean, if Chippotle is listening,
hook a brother up again get a few years ago

(15:42):
that I completely I've lost it. I don't know what
happened to it. They gave me a fucking card that
said like, free Chipotle for life, as much Chipotle as
I can for years, not diarrhea. No make if. I
got one that said that it was forever forever card,
and uh always, it's the best. I love CHIPPOLEA it's

(16:04):
not diarrhea. Why do you do it? I could get
Chipotle every day and then once a year I could
get a hundred party for a hundred people Chippole and
I used it all the time. And then now the
cause of diarrhea, it's not diarrhea if you're not just
has the button. He has too much control, he's got
too much power, his power. But he did it three times.

(16:26):
And I love Chippo d on his power. He's drunk
on his power. I talk to you about diarrhea. Man,
do you have the whole fucking ten devoted? I lost it,
That's what that's a and but but the thing is
that I always felt like an asshole pulling it out
because Chippotle is not that expensive and usually like the
guy that's working the counter is of the right age,

(16:48):
and knows who I am, and it's like, oh, ship,
what's up out on what's going? And I'm like, oh,
hell yeah, it's gonna be eight seven And I'm like,
I've got this card. It should be free and it
says I get a drink and some chips as well,
and they're like do you know? But also it would
be like, because I had one of those Chipotle free

(17:09):
for a year, two cards, shoutout. I didn't get one
of these ever, we're famous? Is that what it is? Yeah?
I made you famous. When you pulled it out, they
would have to call. It would be like a production.
It wouldn't be like they just swiped it. They had
to call over the man ever they had that never knew.
It was frustrating. The only place that they knew where

(17:29):
it was was the Chippotle on Sunset Boulevard because I
think they gave away enough to actors that enough actors
would go in there and they were like, Okay, we
know what this is. We've got another broke actor. Yeah.
Every other Chipotle it was like a fucking event. I
stopped using it because people would be like, what is this,

(17:51):
who are you? Why did you get this? And I'm like,
I'm I'm on is the show? Do you have your phone? IMDb?
You coholics on the right, you're bringing your up your
own Have you ever had to do that? I have
in order to uh get into my hotel room, Like
I lost my key. I like lost my wallet one
night and I'm back coming back to the hotel. We're

(18:13):
shooting a house party season two and in New Orleans,
and I'm like, drunkenly back at my hotel and I'm
not I didn't, Madam divine, and I'm in the room
of I got a room and it's upstairs and they're like, okay,
you have any idea. I don't, and I'm like, look
just here, just look me up. And they're like what

(18:34):
And I'm like, look, look, I'll prove that I'm who
I say am. And I had them look, I had
them look me up, and then they still wouldn't give
me a key. I think it was because I was
so fucking drunk and they were just kind of like
lording my drunkenness. And you probably didn't look like yourself.
I was at base was probably falling off, like okay,

(18:57):
you this guy's handsome, you look like a DeFi your
eyes are melting at New Orleans was another level that
was like that was the best. Well, the funny thing
about shooting that show is we only shot for two weeks.
We shot ten episodes and two weeks two episodes a day.
But I still gained enough weight throughout that production is

(19:19):
you saw my body morph even though on the last
few episodes of every season you're like, yeoh Jesus, well yeah,
I mean, dude, your your intake was at all time.
I mean, I don't know, but it was very high.
I'm still yeah, I don't know if that was all time,
but that's why I kind of took it back, But yeah,
I was. I was. You know, I go big and

(19:40):
with with most endeavor. Literally, you gotta do one of
those things where you take the picture every day so
we can just watch you medically watch my face. When
they showed like buildings getting built, we just see your
face exploding. That would be cool. You should definitely commit
to a year of that. My neck just start to
droop and then get sucked back up like that the

(20:02):
fox getting eaten by the maggots, But it's you. What's
up That classic time lapse of like the maggots time lapses.
Pretty you guys don't see that when you close your eyes. Whatever.
Time lapses are very very cool, Yes they are, thank you, Blake. Yeah,
anything that plays with time filming it to me, is

(20:23):
still just un believable. Like slow motion, the fact that
we can see slow times, like you're talking time travel movies. Yeah,
it's kind of time travel because it's capturing moments and
slowing them down in ways that you're like, oh, the
naked eye doesn't see that, dude. It is so bizarre
that no matter how many times I shoot something in
slow it's always like when you play it back, you're like,

(20:44):
what the crazy, Like when they pop a water balloon
and it like is still there for a moment. Yeah,
Like if you just light like a bit lighter and
it looks like a nuclear blast, is still like the
exact same formation as if it was a bomb going off,
but it's just the lighter. We're so stupid. That's the universe, man,

(21:05):
that's the universe. So fucking cool. Everyone other's like, yes,
it's slow, and we're just like no, Like like when
the breeze blows on a puppy's head, it looks like
a field of wheats gorgeous. Hey, life is beautiful, baby,

(21:30):
the world is really is, even though it's going to Helen.
Sometimes sometimes it's beautiful. Praise thank you God. What's that
one from Animal They had the end of Animal House,
I believe when the kids sitting on the bed reading
Playboy and then the woman from like the trappiez on

(21:51):
the parade through his window and he's like, yeah, just
drop down. That's a good one. I want to know
what happens. Right after that, he goes, thank you God,
and she's like, Hey, I was just see this horrible accident. Hey,
can you call an ambulance? Piece of your roof in mice?
Are your parents here? Can I get out of this room?
He's like, wait, but God sent you and they're super

(22:13):
Christian and then the parents are downstairs like you are
a gift from God and it turns into some weird
fucking that's the horror movie that would write, Yeah, I
gotta do that. I feel that you gotta write that one.
Take some like throwaway moments and flicks and they start
that start your movie on the throwaway moments, classic throwaway
moments that universal whoever God turns into the scariest horror movie,

(22:38):
a total blumhouse. It's called Thank You God. It's called
Thank You God. This woman in a basement with way
too Christian family. They seem like a nice family. The
sun was a perfect he was a gift for me.
Der's you kind of look like the dude who uh
made his whole family live in the basement. Have we talked?

(23:00):
I got a picture somewhere. What was that guy? What
where was he from? Where was he was Europe? Like
Austria or that seems right Austrian? And he had a
dungeon with eighteen doors and you're like, yeah, if you'd
build six doors, you're probably you might be a man.

(23:24):
And if you see a picture of his face, he
looks like he could be of the home. This then
the distant uncle, but he's truly terrifying. He's a terrifying
looking grandma. That is so weird. Also, it's very weird
that like that was normalized enough for Kimmy Schmidt to
have that as like the premise they got shipped for it,

(23:44):
Like what the funk? I never quite got that, Like
what the hell? Like it's it feels like something horrific,
to be fair, it's comedy and who cares how I feel.
I'm here for the gigs in the ha has and
if you're not hit a road jail, I don't care
if you were locked in a cage. Just never registered
with me, I just never. I like it to be

(24:06):
like grounded. I don't care about you being locked in
a cage. Where's the gigs? Where's the chucks? Where's the hat?
I'm here to last, where's the What is that? You
got one of my little uh? What is that? What
what I'm drinking? Oh? That's just a laqua. I sent
you guys the little cans. Yes, thank you, thank you
for the can. I invested in this company called Can

(24:29):
Cannabis and their little weed drinks like micro does weed drinks,
and they're pretty fucking delicious. But I sent them to
the guys and I just must have blanked and also
sent it to Kyle, because Kyle, you don't mess with
the weed anymore. But are you dipping your toes? I mean,
here's the thing, here's the thing. I smoke religiously every day.
If I throw you off the wagon, no, no, he

(24:51):
was busy. I texted you that and you didn't text
me back. I'm like, oh, hopefully I didn't throw you
off the wagon, and you're injecting heroin into your eyeballs now,
and then responds back, and I'm talking right now, who
was talking right now? One at a time, Please, Adam,
thank you very much for the cans. I didn't get
back to you. I've been meaning to, but because it

(25:13):
kind of made me think, like what, why why am
I stopping marijuana? Like what's up? You know what I mean? Friends?
How many of us have them? Friends? I smoked five
minutes for the last like fucking ten years of my life, basic, right,
Like that's what was. So I took a break in June,

(25:34):
and I took a break for I'm at like seven
months now with no marijuana. That yeah, and now I'm like, okay,
like what's going on Where I have one of them drinks? No,
I mean I've had them before, I have not had
it yet. I'm actually having fun experimenting with this ship
called dad grass. Yeah, I'm into that. That's just like

(25:55):
pure CBD. Because before when I was smoking the CBD,
absolutely we did nothing for me, like nothing. I would
not even fucking waste my time smoking CBD. Now I'm
like I'm clean, and so I'm like well, let me
rip it up a little bit. What does the CBD,
HI feel like? Because now you're not like you don't
have maniac like tolerance exactly. So now I'm onto the

(26:20):
CBD dad grass, and I'm like, this is actually kind
of tight, like and what is the CBD? I feel
like I smoke and I don't smoke like how you smoked.
But I smoke almost every day I would say, I'd
say at least five days a week, and yeah, I
would would it affect me? I feel like every time
I've tried to just mess with CBD, I'm like, give
me the good stuff. That's how I was too. I

(26:40):
felt the same way, and now I like, what does
it do? What does it do for you? Well? I
did it for the first time today and it felt
just like not very head high, just a little bit
body but it wasn't much, which is cool because I
do have a two year old to take care of
and like responsible. Now everyone knows that's how you are

(27:02):
doing your thing. We're here for that as you should.
I'm gonna be so high when I had a kid, dude,
It's better than before I was legit smoking so much
weed when I was taking care of my kids, his
little fingers with a roads cliff, hold this real quick,
perfect the way you just you put it between his
little toes. Yeah, like it was. It was a lot.
So I really that's kind of why I peeled it

(27:24):
back because I was like, ah, this is what am
I doing? Like dad, shit, I'm here for it, brother.
Like I tasted the can can? Is that what's called
can can? I didn't know how to open it. It's
kind of a new opening, but I like it once
you figure it out and take it. How many do

(27:45):
you need to get fucking a little something happening. Well,
I I will drink like a couple of night. I'll
drink like eight. Uh. I do make him and they
are delicious that way. But that's a good idea. Yeah,
but I know a couple like I like two or

(28:06):
three and you're feeling pretty good because I took two
gummies the other night and got crocked. Yeah. See edibles,
I'm like, I like to ease into an edible. Like
so I have friends that'll just like much down on
a milligrammer and I'm like, I'm not I'm trying to
go to the moon. I'm just trying to sit on
the couch and watch a movie. So like a nice
these are two milligrams, so you have two of these

(28:27):
and then you eat a little gummy and you're feeling great,
you know what I mean, and not not not on
the moon. I think I had two thirty Is that
right for a gummy thirties? That's maybe I had to Well,
I mean, that's a that's a lot too. Yeah, that's
a big I was toasted. Yeah, well, I mean, and

(28:49):
that's fun if you were like, I'm getting fucked up
on edibles, which sometimes that's fun to do, but other
times you're just like, like, I'm at the point that
I'm I like to be high, but I to have
the option that in thirty minutes I don't have, I
won't be on the moon. You can go for an
all out speak and go out. I can go and
smoke a little more, or I can have another little

(29:11):
edible and just keep that buzz going instead of just
you know, peeking. That's why I don't beer bond that
often anyway. Yeah, we gotta get back into that. By
I beer boned on my birthday and I shot gun
on my birthday, and I felt like my body was
going to explode. I like chug like nine beers. I'm
too old. I'm thirty seven years old, and I'm just

(29:33):
like pounding beers. And I felt like my body was
gonna pop by the end of the night. And I'm like,
I understand why I haven't done this in a while.
That being said, hero Ship. That being said, there it
is when we went I remember when we went to
New Orleans. That was the first time I sucked around
with edible is like in a major way, because I

(29:56):
just quit drinking and so I needed something to do
becau as I was so fucking fidgety in New Orleans.
And I had these two milligram bars, like these little
tiny Yeah, they were called Choose. I feel like they
were early Chiba Choose. And that was still when before

(30:16):
micro dosing was the game. It was like how much
can you fit into a small amount? And so they
had put like a hundred and fifty or two hundred
milligrams into this little tiny twitstee roll size Chiba chow,
and I fucking took the thing to the dome and
watched The Secret Life of Walter Middy and you're like,

(30:37):
oh my god, his life is secret. That fucking movie Rocks, dude, Like,
it was so fucking good. Ben Stiller's high art. Man,
it was amazing. He's just shredding down, like on that skateboard.
I remember, like the cool c g I of him
just like ripping on the skateboard. And the whole time,
I'm like, why couldn't they get Adam Scott's fucking beard right?

(30:59):
Like everything I U is gorgeous, but Adam Scott's beard
looks like dogshit. It looks like a ground wing. I
was just his beard, dude, demand how about Sean Penn.
At the end of the movie, he was so I'm like,
this dude is fucking good. That's right. The whole movies
about finding like a white Bob Gaters and he's like,
you just you don't even take the pictures. Sometimes I

(31:24):
was like, whoa, that's whoa. This got dumb. I was
so scared though, so then the movie. Then the movie
ended and I was like fucking crying. I thought I
had to call an ambulance because I was so stoned.
I was looking at my fucking didn't running back. I
should have cost like it was like a dollar hotel movie.
I wasn't going to run that ship. Back, uh huh,

(31:47):
But yeah, it was scary. That was a lot of
sucking mgs. That's why I like fucking with the the
micro dose because then you can you really know how
much you can handle and then pull it back if
you're like, oh, that was a little too much, you
know what I mean. I do have a confession last podcast,
I was slamming those cans. I was slamming your cans,

(32:08):
and halfway through that ship kind of caught up to me. Yeah, man,
how many did you have? I think I got through
like four? Yeah, and then the soundboard started looking a
little zaney to me. But you really weren't touching it
a lot in the last pot, if I remember, I remember,
there wasn't a lot of it was the cane. You

(32:29):
got a little nervous, you got steal. What's up? I
wonder if, like though, I do feel like the three
mg cans hit me harder than like the five mg gummies,
you know, So I wonder if there's something that is
different about the digestion of that liquid to solid. Gummies
take longer to digest. Yeah, I think the liquid you
you're just digesting a little faster. And I think we

(32:52):
even take it in on your tongue, right. Maybe I've
had that a lot. A few people have asked me that,
and I'm like, I'm not behind this operation. I don't.
I have no idea. I just like how it tastes
and I like weed. So how is it up your button?
Let me ask you this. Have you have you shotgun?

(33:13):
De any? Have you have you got? I haven't ready
and I have a shot. But I mean they're super chuggable.
What I like to do, I like to do but
chug it personally. Personally, I but chug it perfect. You
do a handstand against the wall and have one hand
crack open. Yeah, Chloe, real quick? Can you pour this
in my shake that up real quick again? Okay? Okay,

(33:37):
do you really want to Okay, my marriage, You're gonna
be doing this for the rest of your life. Allegedly. No.
I like to mix it with like a seven up
or like a sprite or something. You mix it. I
didn't drink the cans. I didn't mix sh it. I
just was like going for him only because I like
more fluid, like I like to drink. I like the
act of drinking. So I'm like the fact that they're

(33:59):
so tiny. I'm I I need some more or something
like that. They're like itty bitty little little airplane kid.
I like to mix it with some pixie dust. And
I was going to do a commercial for can at
some point. Did you know that. I know I've been talking.
I've been talking with them about that. We we gotta,
you know, hopefully in this next year the company explodes
and we have money for commercials and stuff. Dude, I was.

(34:21):
I sat down with those guys. They're cool guys. I
was going to do a commercial and the whole thing
was going to be a placebo test alcohol versus can
mean and then you drive. Yeah, it was gonna be
like the effects of alcohol versus the effects of liquid
marijuana and what that did to the same people in

(34:43):
the same circumstance, and how they acted like we walked
fully down this science experiment. Don't you also have to
do it where it's non alcoholic and not anything. Also,
you do have to have that as well, the control
or whatever. And it's just gonna be like a real
thing or or is it to be like scripted? Is
it gonna be a funny commercial. It was gonna be

(35:04):
a real thing. We it was gonna be short. We
were gonna it was a big production for a very
small commercial, you know, but we were gonna pull the
funniest ship out of it and throw that in there.
Do not doubt that. But so it wasn't it wasn't
for science. It was it was more for for comedy.
It was for comedy. But we were going to approach
it very real. Those guys were like, we should do

(35:25):
this scientifically, like you're saying, because we want this information
as well. And so the hypothesis was going to be
that people were going to like the way they felt
better with the weed. It was going to limit the
belligerents basically. But this is what it was. Yeah, but
that's yeah, that's also part of the that's your opinion, man,
I know, I can't. I kind of came. I kind

(35:46):
of came on the scene when I invested with these
guys and was like they sort of pitched me on
that about and how they're like trying to get people
off drinking and onto the case. So it was major,
like major difference in the hangovers the next day were
nobody likes No, one likes a good hangover for it,

(36:06):
although I do like the challenge sometimes. But then I
said Uh, well, I like to make a vodka in mine,
and they're like, and also the thing to do that,
And sure, I guess there are maniacs out there that
treat their body like arbuchant. So just listen some clear
and no hangover, right exactly, it's good man. You got

(36:29):
to ride the way if you drink it through your ass,
it's all. Yeah. I told them that I like to
butt chug it and it makes it with vodka, and
they're like, okay, different strokes. I think I think it
ended up like the other pitch that I had for
them was just everybody waking up like like doing like
going running and ship like that and having like it'd

(36:49):
be like, um, you know, like a medicine commercial where
you're selling this thing and that makes you feel great
and having those types of images over it. Very simple.
But do you guys think that there's some like and
this is probably stupid, but do you think that there's
you will be missing the like hangover camaraderie that you
feel the next day when you're like, dude, I'm fucking

(37:11):
hand Like no, I'm like where you're just like you're
dragging ass. I feel it's more like for people that
don't also like there's like hardly any calories in it.
There's there's thirty calories in a can, so like and
also there's a light that has nine calories, so essentially
you can drink those and if you're not trying to
put a weight unlike drinking, and you can go to

(37:33):
a party and still feel like you're part of the
whole social aspect of of you know, getting funked up. Yeah,
but what Dors is asking is is what about those
morning because some of the bond of the hangover, it's
so much fun. It is some of the funniest mornings
I've ever had is fighting through a hangover with my buds.
I'm saying that's what they're selling it for. I'm saying

(37:54):
I also love that next day when like you then
go out and with your with it, like the crew
that's still there the next day and you go get
breakfast or whatever, and you're like and I can't believe
you did that. And then like the one guy who
like fell asleep in the neighbor's yard comes he shows
up to the breakfast bot and everybody's like, oh, he's
not dead. And then you're and then you're texting your

(38:15):
one buddy to show up, and then he doesn't and
then you find out he did die. Okay, but he
did die. Yeah, he actually did die. He was really
drunk and he walked into the freeway. So that's also
if you had a stick epic gass hang overnight. But
if it was just like you and your roommate and
you both fucking crushed tall cans and you both woke

(38:35):
up hungover as buck, and it's like, yeah, that's less fun. Yes, dude, Hey,
remember last night when you pissed yourself and it was
just me and you, you opened up your dresser drawer
and peed in it. Remember when me and you were
just watching Shark Tank and you got weirdly way too
drunk and started telling me that you love me and

(38:56):
that you never loved your mom. Isn't that the cool
thing about it? Where it's like it helps you recognize
how shitty the behavior is. You're like, I can't, I
can't do this, this is this was too much. I mean,
I know Kyle was talking about how sick of the
hangovers you will Yeah, no, I mean, but I don't
miss like the feeling, or honestly, I don't really miss

(39:16):
fighting through the mornings as through your roommates to the
mornings fighting my roommate. But I know what you're saying,
because honestly, some of the funniest more and some of
the like still inside jokes that I have with, like
my dude cruise all across America, multiple cruise No, but
you know, like after like a drunken Renfair. Oh my god, dude,

(39:40):
yally Fair. I love it. The ripping in the tarn.
The ripping in the tarn, is that a lance in
your pants? I'm thinking about this because we all like
camped in our fucking cars. We all like we stole
a hang We like fucking got wasted, found where they
had the taps and got smashed, and it's just that's

(40:01):
the funnest in the morning. I don't think I've laughed
harder than just like with my eyes closed still on
the couch, or like in a hotel room with like
seven other dudes, were like no one can move. But
people are just like shouting ship from across the room
and like recalling stuff last night. And you are young

(40:21):
hangovers though y'all are talking about days of yesterday two
year old hangovers. Yeah, those are fun as those are
great and a nice nineteen year old hangover. Those are fantastic.
I love that I would go up to like twenty six,
twenty seven, Like Dirsey's bachelor party, we were like twenty six.
I remember being like, this is so fucking tight. But

(40:42):
also we were a youthful you know what I mean,
like a lot of people that age like it took
us a while to girl, I'm still pretty youthful. Like
I feel like it took us a long time when
other friends of ours are like married by and have kids.

(41:04):
I gotta go back to every union and just see
some people size them up. Yeah, I think we did.
We Uh, we did a good job of opening on
to to our youth. I think, hey, for anyone listening
that's maybe twenty one or two, don't get married until
you're in your thirties and keep drinking and partying. Okay,

(41:25):
taper it off around, don't. You don't have to. I
didn't still not. If it's a problem. I'm speaking for myself. Yeah,
if it's a problem. If it's a problem, if it's
a problem, don't let it be a problem. Okay, Right,
that's really cool that you can do that. If you
see neighborhood cars and you fail the need when you're
drunk that you have to fight them. Oh you have

(41:47):
to punch these cars and come back with glass in
your knuckles. Broh, that's what I used to do. That's
my ship. Yeah, then maybe you do have a problem.
Maybe you should taper off the drink. Yes, thank you
at him? I mean, were you guys drunk criers? Went? At?

(42:11):
What age do you hit when you stop crying when
you get drunk? That is a real high school thing.
What are you talking about? That was? I mean, I
can speak to that. That's me, dude. That's I had
the nickname of cry All when I would get away.
You should not have told me that it's all good. Bro,
I'm seven years I'm seven years out the game. A

(42:33):
T shirt and this is important dot merch Central dot
com link in the bio. Don't be a cry don't
be a cryal But that was it used to bump
me out. But I would get so fucking I don't
know what happened. I would just be confused, and you
know it's like I don't know, Well, Kyle, You've got
a lot of emotions, always just bubbling, like right beneath

(42:56):
the surface, like something's always happening, just that you're not
you can't grasp. I feel like that's what it is?
What what black? But this isn't This isn't just our
friend group, Kyle. There. It is universal. When you are
young and you get drunk, you have there are homies
that cry when they get drunk. That is a universal thing.
I mean I have before. I wouldn't say that. It's

(43:19):
it was like a thing that I did that often.
Like I've been in fights with my friends. I mean,
like worry, funny, come what it is depressant? You're my
best friend. You know. I've been that guy before for sure,
But like that me that was that was like with me?
Did was that always with me? Because I brought it?
I was crying because he saw you crying and it's

(43:41):
like contain, That's what I mean. Like I don't know,
iressed out. I mean I did do that one time
when we me and You've got in a fist fight
over Thanksgiving and it was just like it was the
worst both just like beat the ship out of each other.
Mostly you beat my ass, I believe, I don't know.
And I I remember being like, uh, what is he?
What is he like that were friends. So there was

(44:04):
that one time, but I mean that wasn't like a
And also I was twenty two years old when that happened,
Like I was, you know one. I think that's peak
cry when you're drunk age, right, No? Well who else?
I mean? Yeah? Is this a universal thing? I don't
think it's that universal. I would love to throw this
to the fans. What's up? I just don't know what

(44:26):
what like this? Like? Is this just like you're so
drunk that you can finally like have an emotion? Yeah, dude, Yeah, No,
it's the demons? Is the demons, bubb I guess my
demons are just different. You have different demons? Yes, Well,
did you have any friends that did this at all?
Like the emotional drunks? Have a crying friend? No? I

(44:46):
mean I also didn't have. I mean I guess it
would be Kyle. I don't remember him crying a whole lot.
I remember him like getting like boiling mad and not
being able to explain why he's so mad, and she's
like look, and we're like all right, I don't I
don't like what is the thing. I guess I'm trying
to like recall an episode like I think I've seen

(45:07):
homies crying drunk, but it was probably because like they
just got beat up by some strangers or something, or
just like for me, it was like I remember I
cried once in high school and people did not let
me live it down for quite a while. And it
was because they called me cry, don't They called me
crowd sadam crying. We got the label, uh you know,

(45:31):
they because it was just because of like a girl,
you know, and like you saw one and started crying. Yeah,
I saw one. I'm like, oh my god, you're so pretty, glorious.
They're so pretty. I want one. Her hair smells like pantine. Problem.
They won't thank me. Make seven doors in my basement. Boy, No,

(45:58):
we've established that under fall under five okay, not a
creed under five doors. You cried because you broke up
the girl or whatever. Yeah, I can't remember the exact
scenarios publicly, that's valid. Yeah, there was, And that was
one experience. Uh, And that's the only time I remember
like crying drunk at a young age. So I don't

(46:19):
think it's a universal thing. Like, I mean, for sure,
at some point in your youth, if you drink alcohol,
you're gonna have some kind of emotional outburst, whether that's
crying or you're just like book you Eric, and you're like,
why why are they having beef? And then two guys
who don't aren't really enemies, you know, don't actually hate

(46:42):
each other, and you start swinging on each other and
you're like, I don't know too too much. Boon's Hard, Uh,
Boone's Boone's Farm? Or yeah, what were the little Jack Daniels? Um, well,
I was thinking of Mike's hard Leton Lynsberg Lemonade Lynchburg.
Also are two dogs? Do you guys remember two dogs?
I think that was It might have been a specific

(47:03):
Midwest remember mad two dogs? Like, um, it was like
a Mike's Hard Lemonade before Mike's Hard Lemonade? Do you
remember after shock? It was like cinnamon liquor with with
rock candy at the bottom, and then you would save
the rock candy because it was like pure liquor. And
then like you I call it it's like and you

(47:27):
finished the bottle and be like, Okay, well we can't
get liquored this weekend, so um, we're gonna melt this. Uh?
I was gonna say, is it a situation? Where like
in case of an emergency break glass. But then it
probably looks just like the rock. No, for sure, you don't,
don't you. We like melted it. We melted it, eating

(47:49):
the model and we uh and then we like poured
it out in like little mini shots, so you were
free basing after shock, we would inhale the fumes and
first like resin hits. Did you guys ever rob anybody
blind for alcohol, rob anybody for like people's houses. Sure
you'd go to a liquor store, or rob a convenient

(48:11):
store or rob a right aid on Harbor. I actually
remember that ship from when I first met you, Adam,
like you had a whole like you were like fucking
flagrant and didn't give a dude. I was ready to
go to jail for a for a thirty rack of
keystone light. That was true, flagrant. What were you doing?
You would just grab it and walk out. I would

(48:32):
just grab it and walk the funk out with two
to thirty packs, and that's why you're my fucking best friend.
And then just walk out. And they had a security
guard and he'd just be like uh. Or I would
walk into the freezer section. This is two cases and
then just exit out the emergency exit. The alarm would
go off and I just had a car there waiting

(48:54):
for me, and we would it would explode in the
background as you walk away. I know absolutely. In hindsight,
I'm like, this is the that was the most insane
thing I've ever done. I'm not like a I would
have bought it if I could have bought it, but
I couldn't have. I couldn't buy it, so I had
to rob me. Why are we so crazy? Coast a Masa.

(49:16):
That's when I got busted for fucking having buying alcohol
with somebody else's I d that I had found and
I was doing that for like a year, and then
they found me in the cops. Fucking what do you
mean they found you? Well, they caught me doing it
and they realized walking outside of the liquor store and
they're like, that guy's twelve, Yeah, that dude is not

(49:36):
able to buy that stuff. I remember, I was so scared.
I've been smoking for three years. I feel like you
always looked like ever since I knew you eighteen, I
felt like you were my one friend that I'd be like, Kyle,
you should go try to get as booze well, you
know what I used to do. There was one liquor
store on Harbor Boulevard that I could walk into after
my job at Van Shoes, and I could walk in there,

(49:58):
and what I would do is like, as soon as
I walked in the door, just spark up a conversation,
real simple, like very casual, and keep that conversation going
until I was out the door with the booze in mind.
That that was my move too. I had a fake
I D since I was sixteen years old, and that
that was my name on Workaholics was Demand because my

(50:20):
friend Jason, he had the first generation Photoshop, and so
he could erase letters on the I D, but he
couldn't add new ones that looked real. And he could
also move the letters around, so I could move the
letters around in my name and Adam Patrick Divine boiled
down to Devin d Map, So that's yeah, and so

(50:42):
my name was Devin Demand uh, and I would go
into it. Only worked at one gas station because the
guy just was like bad at is like truly was
probably just depressed, clinically depressed, and was like, what state
did you have? And I was in Nebraska and had
in Nebraska. D yeah, it was. You know, I'm an idiot.

(51:03):
I was just I was also a year later, I
was robbing the writing. I was lunatic. So I went
in there at like sixteen seventeen, looking like just way youthful,
you know, at sixteen, I look like a fucking child.
And then I'd go in there and I had the
same thing. I'd always be in and be like, God, damn,
it's a beautiful day or whatever kind of day it is.

(51:26):
I'd be like a ship up there, this guy must
be And then I come in and be like talk
about the Huskers, talk about like the football or or
just likes crossed the traffic with the new this goddamn
housing over there, and it's I mean the traffic right there,
all that construction anyways. And then I'd always like throw

(51:47):
in right when I think anyways, two bottles of aftershock
stuff with the can and anyways, here this uh, this
card of thirty racks of EasTone light and in some
zul and then or and then now one bottle of

(52:07):
hypnotic please. Yeah, I just remember you would care and
you'd pair it with some like black and milds and
feel older. For some reason, You're like, yeah, I'll be
smoking some black. It was always black and milds for
whatever reason, that wash and a pack of black and milds.
Or was that the Swister sweet which one tastes like
candy and you'd be like, well, black and really good.

(52:28):
Swisher sweets also tasted okay, but but that was mostly
for the blizzon definitely was the other thing that helped
with this is I could confidently because I had been
buying cigarettes for a couple of years, so I could
confidently say, let me get that pack of this and
this a special kind. So that was like the cap
or to say, I'm old dude, give me my breath

(52:48):
and my smokes. Well, that was the move. Also, I
kept it in the plastic. Now, I feel like the
time they're like take it out of the plastic hand,
you would hand them the high and I would just
shold me to do that, and I was like, I
would just I wouldn't give them the whole wallet. I
would just hold up in the plastic and hold it
up to them and they look, and if they asked
to take it out, I would just believe I'd go

(53:11):
because wallet had the little window in it. Yeah. Also
there was velcro on the wallet, So I'm a I'm
a true teenager that has to be like a hot
topic wallet and Pokemon, like, hey man, how about them huskers?

(53:32):
I do this ironically anyway, everybody at our school had
a Vermont I D that my homie was making, and
it like like it got passed down through the generations,
and my name on it was Gunner Torphensen, that's the
hardest name. And then he made up fake college ideas
to go with it. So if they were like you

(53:53):
could look like a gunner, you could be a gun
or Torkelsome though, yeah, you had the backup I D
two right, so you'd be like, yeah, here's my university
I D. And it was like a cooking college that
was near our brilliant that awesome. You know what we had.
We had the brig at a gym. So you know
how motherfucker's lose their idea. Yeah, you just get the

(54:16):
I D the lost idea of super yoked dude. Yeah,
just like crazy neck muscles, just like traps. For days,
I'm thinking about it, and that's where I got it,
was from the gym, and I was using this forever
and that's actually a true crime. If you're using somebody
else's I D for this and the time are a

(54:36):
prime podcast. I'm pretty sure it's all a crime. But
the time that I actually got caught, it was for
buying without an I D because I did not have
it with me. And I remember being like, oh, fucking
lucked out dude, Like like, I didn't actually use the
other guys, did you guys? Go? Was was I with
either Kyl or Blake? When I was living in Costa

(54:57):
Mesa and we were friends. My Nebraska fake I D
got taken away and someone told me that I could
get a new fake ID in on Alvarado Street in
downtown l A. And downtown I like, now, I mean
there's some sketchy places, but most of it is is
there's just fucking food ruckers and ship Disneyland now it's

(55:19):
all staples, a weird bell. I don't know what it is.
But I went down there someone told me, and then
I'm like, well, how am I gonna know? And They're like,
just roll your window down and someone will stop you.
And I'm like what, And so I go up there
and I rolled my windows down and and I think
I was with my buddy Zach. Yeah, I don't think
I was there. Yeah, And and he's like, how's this
gonna work. I'm like, I've been told the windows. We

(55:40):
rolled the window down, no joke. Fuck. Immediately someone's just
like and I'm like, God, yes, yes, fake I D.
And we went into the back of this this like
dollar store, and they made the fake ID right there.
I took a photo. They fully made a fake I D.
Did you get that shots too? Yeah? I quickly got

(56:01):
my first idea head shot. It was a two fer package.
Do you remember your first Kyle? Did you ever get
real head shots? Probably? Not right, No, I never got
a I still need the biggest it. What a scam, dude.
I remember the first time I think the I think
I got two sets of head shots in my in

(56:23):
my years, but the first time I get it. They're
so expensive too, and you have to remember having to
call my parents and be like, yeah, I need like
six hundred dollars and they're like what, And I'm like, yeah,
you cannot be an actor without head shots. You need
these and they're like, oh, and that's just to like
get the photos. Yeah, take him and then you gotta

(56:44):
get it printed. It's a whole thing. So that's what
I say. Well, Kyle had the hack, his brother would
take photos, how had the hack? And how you do
have a head shot? And I'm in it with you?
So that's that's our marriage shot. Bro. Were they professional quality?
Because right, see, if they see that, you've like not
gone the I was the way. Definitely. Well, I was

(57:06):
on the other side of the lens. That's where my
career started. Was like I'm going I would be with
the guys who took the head shots. I never paid
for head shots, so if I got them, they were
my brother who was taking the head shot, and Adam
actually did a great job, So for sure they looked
at professional enough. But yeah, but yes, seven hundred dollars
for fucking pictures underneath a tunnel and north. I remember

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the first time they needed three looks. They're like, uh,
you're you're young guy, You're gonna need three looks. You're
gonna need like you're an athletic, look like you're like
you might play sports, you need you need a and
Tai look like hey maybe this guy could work in
an office. And then the last one and then they're like,

(57:51):
you need a bad boy look and I'm like what
and They're like, do you have like a leather jacket
or something. I'm like I don't, and they're like, do
you have a wife beater? And I'm like, I could
buy so wied body wife beater, like a white tank top,
skin tight ribbed and uh, He's like making me and
I'm for sure not a bad boy. Yeah, I mean
I'm not. I'm naughty, for sure. For sure I am naughty,

(58:14):
but I'm not a bat. And you might be smoldering.
Yeah that was your twink photo back and so he
made me. I need to find these photos. I have
no idea where they're at. Um. But he made me
hold onto a chain link fence, look and look over
my shoulder. I remember now that was a booty shot. Yeah,
a booty shot looking over my shoulder as if I'm

(58:37):
about to climb this chain link fence like I'm running
from the Did he tell you to character an artistic choice?
You're a bad boy. Let me help you up on
the fence a little bit here. I'm just gonna live.
I'm an intuitive actor. I know I knew what he
wanted behind that land. And then you spend five dollars
on like a thousand princes or whatever, and then they're gone.

(58:59):
There's the you worked at the fucking I worked at
the man. You would get photos taken and then you
would come to the place I worked and we would
print it up and we would like do touch ups
and we would pick like the border and the font
for your name and stuff like it was a rap job.
I got it through, uh Annie from Lennox Savage savage
than I'm like, that's not right. I got through Lex

(59:22):
I was walking down Broken Black Famous Senior. I mean,
to be fair, I bet the hottest males and females
walk through those doors to get their photos developed. It
was that was probably a cool job for a young
dude in their twenties, just seeing like every beautiful actress
who needs to get their photos because you have to
get them done like every couple of years. You can't

(59:44):
like look any different now, do you. I mean, do
you have to even have headshots now or you just
have to have a I G. It's something different. I
think when you very first start out, you need digital photos,
but like your Instagram photos are it's as good as
anything that we were taking fifteen years. They have to
have something, but it's all digital now. I think our

(01:00:06):
Gentlem the place I worked, our Gentlem shout out. They
were transitioning at this time because the dude who ran
it was like super smart about like staying ahead of
the curve and ship because he knew he was like,
this is gonna be obsolute. He didn't Blockbuster for that bitch.
He got ahead of it. He got ahead of it smart.
Speaking of transitioning, does anyone have any take backs callbacks
or take put put put down giveaways? Apologies and if

(01:00:32):
anyone has any giveaways take I feel like we didn't
argue a lot today. I would like to I I
kind of apologize during but I would like to reapologize
for igniting Kyle's love of weed again. I know he stopped.
I send him. I sent him, you know a ton
of a little cans. By the way, if you like him,
I can I can keep you hooking you up. But

(01:00:53):
I'm not trying to be your pusher. Not ID like
to apologize. Yeah, I'll take that and compliment you for
investing in a great product. Like to me, I love thinking.
I think it's a fantastic thing. I might not smoke
wheat as much as I used to, were in just
as much wheat as I used to, but I still
got great respect for it, still love it. And that
is c A N N C A and and and

(01:01:15):
you well that's the thing like he doesn't anymore but
still like drinks. Well, it's only a matter of time.
It's a slippery welcome back baby. And you know what
I want to compliment can for how how how freaking
fully torqud I was last episode. I know my dose
a little better now, but I really want to compliment
our freaking merch which is so tight and you can

(01:01:39):
get it at this is important dot merch central dot com.
We got some great stuff. Do we mentioned We got
T shirts too. I think we glossed over T shirts. Dude,
they have our faces on it. Hey, if you're in Arizona,
you might go funck a hoodie. It's too hot for hoodie.

(01:02:00):
You know. Maybe maybe you live in Belize and you're
like a fucking hoodie. I don't think so, Jack, I
don't I need a T shirt? Yeah? I need a
T shirt. And guess what we had them as well? Okay,
we do and we will have tank tops at some point.
At some point, we're getting tank talks. Boy, at some
point we'll we'll give, we'll sell like nice henna tattoos.

(01:02:22):
Let's says, please say what's on your mind right now.
I was going to apologize for telling you guys to
stop talking over each other, and then it just came
back and now I want to uh to say started
everyone at home today was a heavy overlapper and uh,
we're doing our damnest here. We're having fun, big compliments

(01:02:44):
a blazer for the labyrinth, really good stuff today. But
everything I do is for you, baby, Thank you. I
think the tall boys, um, you're a little better on
the board with a tall boy. They can. You were
a little slow. You were. I think you might have
been a little bit in your head with the with
the can dude. And we were talking about weird as
shit like philosophy, like I was dripping, bro, I was

(01:03:05):
really talking remember a lot we were talking about God.
We were talking about like the incarnation. This part was tripping.
Last podcast. I meant like on like this is important. Well, No,
we were talking about the Mandela effect. Remember now I think, yeah,
I think we were talking Mandela effect and it is
we got real deep last podcast. I'd like to compliment

(01:03:27):
us on last podcast and how deep we're getting We're
not afraid to dig deep. Damn right. Hey, this is it?
Is that the first official recorded fart compliments. I want

(01:03:48):
to know what that one seems like.