April 29, 2025 • 50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we only talk about what's obviously most
crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Today we talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The dick is what gets the most love in the shower.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Look at all these pubes. It is weird.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You don't want your dick? Like the renegade of funk
out there. Here we go, start your engines. M m
m m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming
ming ming ming ming ming.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Everybody's coming. God, you know, I will say I did
watch the pilot of that show. Haven't felt the urge
to go back. Oh shots fired? I know this is gonna.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Sound bad, Okay, aay, leaning in.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I followed her on Instagram, hoping for more kind.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Of got nine inch piece? Yeah whatever we call those ticks.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
She doesn't really post that many of them. I want
the ticks.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
He came for the ticks.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Am I a bad guy for wanting the ticks?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Show us your tics, show us your show us your ticks.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yes, Blake, thank you for taking all the heat on
that one.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There you go, Bud.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, Blake wants you to show us your ticks.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I would love to see her ticks.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
How does she not that's good merch for her, by
the way, to make those shirts show me your ticks.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Where the guy know what's your ticks? That's actually a
great idea. Yeah, I think she's doing herself a disservice.
You know what she's trying to do. She's like, I'm
not my disease. I am a person.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Right, she doesn't want to be the face of it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
But you know, you got to lean into what makes
you special. It's that's that's why you got the show.
That's what got you the show. Like I I won't
shut up about how I jerked off so hard that
my toe fell off. So you know, we lean into
what makes us different and what makes this special. Yeah,
that does make you special, it does. What is the
(02:05):
thing that makes you special? Blake?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh boy, drop your pants and show him.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
What makes me special? I mean, I'm a what do
you mean, I'm a one of a kind person? Okay,
well anyone can say that. Yeah, but what I would say,
by the cement trucks. So that's what I overcame in
order to fulfill my destiny of being a maybe B,
maybe C level actor.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh come on, you're saying, see you're definitely be high
b to me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, high bees, high bees, So I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I think you're kissing as that's how he got.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Where he is.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, that's how he got right where he is. Little kisses. What.
I don't know what makes me special.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I think it's just you know, just my outstanding personality and.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Probably my yes, god damn, it took you that long
to loop around your hair, and that's why you won't
shave it. That's why you won't shave it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Well, and because I don't want to. I like having
long hair. I like being a renegative funk, all.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Right, okay, okay, very specific, all right, all right, I
love just so sick of it.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So you you know, none of the guys in Rage
against the Machine who created the song Renegative Funk have
long hair.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
They're all they're like bald and ship that's why.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What do you mean now there?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah? Well that's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, but he had dreadlocks when he had some roach.
He had dreads, right, yeah, he had some dreads, Yeah
he did, he did. And do we think that that's
like a now that we say it out loud, like
renegative Funk?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Do you think that's a cool thing to say. I'm
a renegative funk Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, Well, I mean because it's funk that it's fun,
it's funky.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Funk is the rawest, it's a raw expression. Funk is sick, dude,
I think it is sick. I don't think they're renegades though.
I don't think it's they're not, like, Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yes they are.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Rage is a renegade of funk.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, but you know who else is Clinton, Rick James,
Rick James, that's a renegade of funk. He's pretty He
was a rapist, that's different Rick James. No, he wasn't
what Rick James, he kept that woman in his basement
locked up?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What it was like beating her and ship that might
have been, that might have been, That might have been.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
During like a cocaine that. I'm starting to kind of
remember that. So you're saying, did it's not real if
it happened during a cocaine incident? No? Yeah, now I'm
actually kind of remembering that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I thought Rick James just like bought a house up
in Buffalo, New York, where he grew up and his
mom lived there, and like they just kicked it and
rode horses.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
No, no, no, no, he had like a sex cave woman,
who says Rick James Ratur nineteen seventy nine, Susan stay okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And Blake, that's your favorite musician?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
No, okay, So this is you're you're saying how cool
he is and how much you look up to him. Now, okay,
all right, I had you know.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
This isn't the one.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
This isn't the one even I was thinking of. I
was thinking the one he like, yeah, where he tied
a woman to a chair with a hot crack pipe
and forced her to perform sex ass during a cocaine
binge at his West Hollywood hope.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That was the seventies. This was nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
This was nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, okay, that's different.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He was free on bail when the second assault occurred
in nineteen ninety two in james hotel room. Okay, and
then he served more than two years in prison. Okay,
Blake's hero lake Ziero Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
And I you know what, and I kind of forgot
about him outside of the music.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Any take backs.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I will say he was a renegade. He would that's
a legit too much, too far, he's too far into renegade.
He's much too far.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Sounds like he's rena straight.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Also, I am recalling that Renegade Funk is actually a
cover of a song.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It was not written by.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh the plot thickens. Yeah, much like the rope around
this poor ones.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I did not know that. And that's cool that you do.
You learn this stuff when you play foosball with with
those guys.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
No, I recall maybe that album being a few covers, right, Oh,
that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
The album is a cover album, see that, I know what.
The album is a cover, the whole album.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, Rage against the Machine, Yeah, the album with all
the hits. No, that didn't have all the hits. No, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Renegade Funk came much later.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Wow, dude, I feel like it does have several hits.
It does have. You guys watched the Chuck Berry Porno
what what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Adam?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You guys tuned into this? Who? What is that? What
is that?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Who showed you that? Car?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Cherry? Show you that one? Well? No, if you I
was thinking of Rick James, I'm like he had to
have had a porno I don't know about, but no,
Chuck Berry had a porno out.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
A sex tape or a porno a sex tape a
sex tape.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Okay, all right, that's different. Why is that different?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, because a porno is a production, a sex tape
is recorded sex.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh but it's crazy, dude. It's like it's these poor
women are hookers. And then he's he's going like, uh,
he just starts peeing in their mouths, and he's like, hey,
you like that, bitch? You like that?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Be bad?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
He's making her like eat his ass while he's also
pissing on hers now and then he says something like
uh like he oh.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Then he farts in her mouth and then he laughs and.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Goes, what are you website? How long did you watch?
Just forty thirty minutes and just twenty or thirty minutes?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This is bad.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, it was just like of little clips. And then
he goes, uh, you like that, bitch? Ha I love
doing that? Gotcha, bitch. It's wild, dude, these these old
like seventies, but that sounds fit. Was he like, I'm
Chuck Berry and I love doing eventies. Chuck Berry's like fifties?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
No, well, I think the Chuck Berry porno was Uh,
I wouldn't click that link.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's not something that had to be in the seventies
on some auto focus ship where they're like, just got
this new camp quarter from Japan.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I think he got busted for having like hidden cameras
in bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, that's what they're saying in Yeah, he was a
real creeper, this guy.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, is what you gotta do, is you just if
you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang us, just
hang a sign up. Okay, okay, what you'd be surprised
how many people to go? All right, I gotta take it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I really gotta take a ship. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Got a poopoo, I got people.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I gotta take a dump dude.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah camera, no camera, I'm I'm pee.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
That makes perfect sense and then.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You're covered, all right, at least that's what our lawyer
told me.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Okay, I will. So you guys haven't seen that, do
yourselves a favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Don't watch it. Don't watch it. I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna google that one.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'm not a big fan of.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Like scary when you know when you have like a.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Friend who sends you something that's just what's the word,
like egregious, Like we're a dude like pulls his dick
out of a butt and then like the girl goes
straight for it and they pause, there's like dukie on
it and you and then.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You're like this seems real specific it is.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I'm saying like that was a clip that someone sent me,
and I was.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Like, hold up, you block that number.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Not not for me, doesn't really get a belly laugh
out of me?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It was his brother, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
I Also someone was just like you have to watch it,
and so I was like okay, and I was like
I don't know. I'm like, what is Chuck Berry?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well? Do you know this person? I don't you to
out him, but like how well do you know this person?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Not that well? Okay, not super well, let's keep them
out of arms.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And do you know them as friends or do you
know them through work?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Through work? Okay? Work right, work friends work friends?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Okay, Hollywood, it's Kyle.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It's Kyle. No it's not, but uh yeah it was.
It was appalling and that's not funny. I'm not getting
a kick out of that. Yeah, And and unlike me
when I found that out. He didn't become my favorite musician,
unlike So, Unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician.
Like Rick James. Suddenly he's forgetting about his torrid past.
(10:41):
Oh he's the best, Rick James, He's the best.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Great word at him is the word of the day.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That is a good ass word to pull out. I
started doing words of the day. I'll fire one up.
Oh it was such a hot bitch kiss. Now I'll
fire up.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
We're running out of bit well, I will say, you know,
we're losing a lot of music to terrible people, like
musicians are really like catalogs are starting to shrink.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Dude, dude, musicians suck. They're the worst people. They suck
across the board. They're wild. I would say they are
out of out of any artistic medium expression where whether
it be actors, directors, cinematographers, whatever. Dancers and photographers are
(11:27):
fucked up.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I will I was just gonna say, I've never met
a ballet dancer that I like, right, donk full stop.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
How many ballet dancers have you met?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It's countless, dude, so many, and they're just all trash
because you can't count.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
They can't count yes, yeah, I would say musicians are
the worst.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
They suck there. I feel like we've covered this in
some way where I was just saying, like I don't
know how to talk to musicians. They have like a
whole other world that they're living in. Did they speak
a different language?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Now, I'm not saying people that are that like to
play music and or even in bands and things like that.
I'm talking about when you're in there, your career is music,
Like you have a career like you're you're not just
in a band.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You're talking like rock stars. What are you saying like
rock stars?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
No, I'm explaining, So don't give me that fucking look.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He's saying, if you play the flute at a Renaissance fair,
you might be pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, you're probably fan. If you're in a band, you're good.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But if it's if it's you're if you're in.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
A rock band, no, I'm saying if you if you,
I would say, I would say, if you are in
Hollywood and you're trying to make it and you're that's
all you do is play music.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So if you're a failed musician, you're bad.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
You're probably fine. You're probably fine.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Unky Donkey Oh, you're fine.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
You're fine, You're fine. If you think you're still making it,
you suck.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You suck?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
What what? Why is that?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Wait? Wait, I'm so I'm so confused. What are you saying?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
If you so people in music, I can't even I
can't even repeat it. I don't even understand it. Do
you get it? Blake?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It's because you keep tying your shoes, you keep like
lacing up your shoes instead of being part of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I think what he was trying what I'm actually now
that I'm trying to repeat it back, it was a
little bit confused, exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
You can't say this. Dude can't even drink a drink.
I think what you're saying is, if you think.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You're a successful musician, you've got to screw loose.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
If you are currently like clawing your way up within
the music world and you are a musician or a
rapper or something like that, more than likely you're putting
on you're putting on airs where you think that you
have to act a certain way in order to climb
up with it in the industry. Okay, this is like
(14:02):
the Kanye of it all. Yeah, or like you think
like you got to be a fucking rock star, and
you have to.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Get you don't you don't excel in the music world,
like nice cities aren't rewarded, like just being a good dude,
you don't become a rock star.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well I think some like yes they do. But I
think people think that they have to act a certain way, right,
And we we even know some actors that act this
way that they think in order to be a movie star,
they have to act a certain way, like I like
a total fucking bitch in a dicad. Right, this is
the way. But I'd say it's much more prevalent in music.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
In music, music, yes, because in music, you're selling you're
you're you're selling you're you're usually selling yourself as cool,
whereas if you're an actor, there's a chance you're like
in every Man or you're like a dfist or whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
You're lovable, yeah, exactly, like as a your long haired bitch,
Yeah you're just long haired bitch or short hair bitch,
where you're like enough kind of dumb every man.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
But I was.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
With a big protruding jaw and an overbite some vampire
ty what you know.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And like yours that are so big if the hide
them with your hair kind of guy. Yeah, and like
one nipples. Okay, okay, But.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
If you're just in a band and you're you're just
in Omaha and you're like, you're not really you're not
moving to LA or moving to New York, and here
you're actively trying to go for it. You're just a
guy who plays music and you like that fun and
you like to play. Those people are usually totally fine.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Adam, can I tell you something. They just can't afford
the dungeon. Okay, they would have one, they just can't
afford it. And so then they've become regular because they've
been around regular folks. When you when you skyrocket the fame,
you're not around regular folks. You just look at the checks.
You go, God, I could build about six seven basements.
(15:55):
This is at least two or three dungeons.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
This is how your brain thinks. Okay. I don't even
know if it's it's not even people that are successful.
I think it's people who are trying to climb their
way up. I think once you're successful a lot of times,
you then can just be who you truly are, Like
we know rock stars. Once once you're successful, yeah, once
you're successful. You don't think those people were always just
(16:18):
being themselves.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
But I mean you're making a huge generalization, like it's
veried down to earth cool rock stars.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
We know rock stars, and we know cool rock stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and they're like great people. But yeah, but I also
know a lot of very uncool rock stars and rap
stars and people who think they're the hot shit when
they had a good two years or whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah. I got a specific example. I follow this account.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Where it's like, uh, dunk on the.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Names who like interviews people about their outfits. You know, Okay,
you know what I'm talking about, yes, sure, And so
what always bothers me is the people who pretend like
they don't want to get interviewed about it. So he'll
be like, okay, what do you got on and they're like, ah, man,
I don't know, I don't know. They're not looking at them.
There's zero eye contacts, Like this jacket, you know, it's
(17:10):
it's from this store, these pants, this much from that store,
this belt, and then there's a lot of but there's
no eye contact. They act like they and I'm like, yeah,
you know this is going on the internet. This dude
is famous for doing this and pretending like you don't
want to be interviewed, just say no.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Then I feel like I wouldn't even be able to
say where my shit was from. I would say six
sixty to seventy percent of the time, I'd be like, uh,
the Internet, this jacket that I've had, I don't know
what the brand name is. This T shirt. Yeah, those
are tough ones. You got to really be ready.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It is a little disturbing how it is just kind
of like brand fucking where it's like, oh, this is
from Fendy, this is from Gucci, this is from Balenciaga,
and you're like, hello, okay.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
But then there's like one piece of clothing that that
they call it a piece, like and this piece, this piece,
this is just fruit of the loom.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
This is big Johnson, And this is a big Johnson teacher,
you know who was dope.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
He found Willem Dafoe like walking down Soho and he
asked him and he's like, what do you got on?
And William's like.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I don't know. It's a black shirt.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I was like, no, where's that jacket from.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
He's like the store, You're the best.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
He was like real cool about it. But like he
didn't know what the fuck he was wearing.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
The ones that bother me are the ones that are like, hey,
how much rent do you pay in for a month
here in New York? And they they go like rent,
I don't know, I own.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's so weird. What oh yeah, I'm on the way
way somewhere.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I can't do this, just real quick.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah I can't. Then they're like, would you mind, uh,
would you mind showing us where you live? And they're like, okay,
what kind of fucking world is this? And then they
go to their like and it's never just a normal
apartment you never go in. Sometimes I paid three thousand,
and this is the shitty apartment that I live in.
Here's my four story estate that cost you thirty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I've seen shitty. I've seen less impressive. Spot What are
you guys?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Wait? What are you guys? What are you guys talking about?
I think our algorithms are a little different. Yours are like, uh.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I send you, I send you like grandmas that transform
into Rottweiler's milking cows, Like that's my Shit's why.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I mean my shits. We've established that my ship's wild too.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Here is this just gay?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Guys? Mine is skewed fairy.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You're like, did you see this one?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I'm like, no, no, come across the algo.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Then I send you guys shit. I'm like, this is funny,
and you're like, it has.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Gotten very gay, dude. And you know what I think
it also is is what a gay character on the
Righteous Gemstones? Okay, so I think because I I'm always
like looking at that ship and reposting that shit, studying
that you're in character, I think that has skewed my
(20:10):
algorithm a little bit. And I also find it very funny.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Did you see the little Richard Porno.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Chuck Berry?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
How would you feel about like doing like just like
taking a shower with your homie, like in bathing suits?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Is that like, well, what do you mean in bathing suits?
Like you're at a You're like at a pool.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Are we saving time?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
We're saving time and water?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Like, so okay, it's a no brainer.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
It's a no brainer to me. You're saving time, you're
saving water.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Blake has been thinking about this, you could tell. He's like, okay, no, here, okay,
here's exactly how we would do it. Well, no, because
it did come up, I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
My answer is so quick, I go, I'll come back
in three minutes or five minutes or however long you're
gonna take, yeah, and I'll be back.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
No, this happened organically, you know. It was just something
I wanted to expand upon. But like, okay, So I
had just like gone on a run, right, and then
like I was driving home from my run run and
I'm still sweaty, but on my way home at Tiba's
house is there. So I'm like, I'll pop in, say
what's up to my boy? At Tiba He's like, I
(21:21):
don't have a lot of time because.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I got to too.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
No, I'm not, dude, it's not it's not even weird.
You guys are making it weird.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Listen. So I go over there, right, He's like, actually.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I gotta I gotta head out soon because I'm gonna
go shoot some skate photography a world famous photographer. You
really like, I have to I have to take a shower.
And I'm like, that's weird because I'm I'm driving home.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
To go take a shower.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
And then that's when I post the hypothetical.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I'm like, is it weird?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Like because you know, I was still wanted to catch
up with him and talk like would it be weird
if we both were in bathing suits taking showers and
continue the conversation like it's super normal, Like is it weird?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, there's only one time where it's not normal where
you're at a locker you're at a pool.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, in a locker room.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And if you're trying to tee this up to meet
me at a locker room, let's fucking go.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
What's so bad? Like say, so, it's not weird to
take a shop.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's too small, Blake, it's too close corners.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
No, it's too small. You can fit two people in
a shower.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You have to like share the shower, Like, yo, can
I get some here?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Share the water? You'd have to be like excuse me,
excuse me, let me rinse my eye. Like no, you
can move the head and the shower. I mean sort of,
But when you's out the shower, that's a different head.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's not the shower.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
When you're with your girl and it's like you're in
the you know, I do that too. When you're in
the shower, it's always fucking mad because then the other
person's like kind of cold, waiting for the shower to
the water to hit you, and you're like all right,
and then you have to like like pivot around to
so then you can get there's a way.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
There's ways to make people not be cold too, Like
you could warm each other up on the water.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Oh did you invent the hug? Bitch? What? I think
We've covered this At my house, we have the double
shower heads, right nice.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Okay, money bags okay, go off. King.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
When we were like pitching our construction, like were you
doing the bathrooms and all that, we were like, we
want the double showers. We can show at the same time,
don't have to be all over each other, all over
each other, like Blake.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Likes science, and they go, aw, I make sure I go.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
If you're shower, I'm going to shower, but your power.
But you don't because we have two shower heads. You
don't save water. And they were like, these are actually illegal.
You can't have double showers anymore. And then when Trump
became president of one of like the first things he
did was he said, you can do two shower heads again.
And the guy came to us and was like, apparently
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you could do it now, so it's not illegal, and
we were like, fucking do it. We need to get
grandfathered in before I think Biden, come damn, you don't
need to shower.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
So Trump is probably in agreeance with me. Showering with
your homeboy in bathing suits is cool as fun.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
There's no the more the merrier.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
No, Trump is not in agrance with that, without a
doubt he is in it. Sounds like that is part
of his policy. No, no, no, he is willing to add
an extra shower head. So then I mean, if that's
the case and it's a larger shower, okay, it makes
a little more sense. But I'm like, if it's your
how often is that? Because when you came over there,
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you didn't bring a swimsuit with to borrow a home No.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I have, like my I have what I jogged in,
which you can basically swim in.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
You know, it's like a like a runner short.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And do you do you like pull the elastic out
to like clean your dick and stuff or is that
you just go I guess I'm not gonna watch my dick.
You have to watch what are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah? What is even the part of the shower The
dick is what gets the most love in the shower. Well,
I was sweaty, so I just need love.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, dude, I just love the idea of Adam talking
out loud in the shower and now time for the
most love.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well, you got to really soap. You gotta get underneath
the crevasses decreases.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Obviously, one of the most important parts of the shower
is to you know, soap up your asshole and like
your your dick and balls and get not smelling. Of course,
of course, of course you don't want your dick like
a renegade of funk out there.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
You do not, Yes, much like most things, you don't
want it to be a renegade of funk. No.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
No, like Rick James, I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be
lifting the elastic. I would be kind of maybe like
soaping through the short, like through the short.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
But if you were, it doesn't go through the shorts home,
it does, doesn't. I use a shower and a speedo
with twenty other men and what have you got to
pull the fucking suit open and wash your dick in
front of everyone and goes this work for you?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Would you in high school? Would you ever shower naked
in the showers.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
No, this is what's crazy. So we would do an
alumni swim meet every year where like old alumni would
come back and swim against us blah blah blah. And
for whatever reason, whenever a swimmer would come back from college,
they would shower with us. They would always get naked,
very shagednic And then I went to college and I
(26:21):
was like, I guess we're all about to be showering naked.
Nobody showered naked.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
God, it was just like, well, did the guy have
a huge cock? Was he just like stunting on these
high school kids?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Hang on, let me just.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I know you took some mental photos.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It wasn't one guy, it was numerous guys. It was
like from my freshman year onto my senior year, people
would come back and shower naked and.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
So rate their dicks one by one.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
They're obviously flexing on you kids. Yeah, they're bringing their
grown man stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
They're like, look at all these pews.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
But that's wild to do.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It is weird.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
We had two guys that were seniors when we were freshmen.
They would shower in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
If you're listening, close your eyes. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, they would shower in the locker rooms and butt
fuck each other. I don't like it what they would
bet bet each other over. But no, they would just
shower butt naked and uh then actively be like, I know,
you're dick smaller than this, Oh you're afraid to shower naked, pussy.
(27:27):
And I'm like a freshman, dude, And I'm a freshman
who's on crutches, like barely knowing, like barely being able
to walk at this point, and be like, no, my
dick's huge. It wasn't. My dick's huge huge, it's so huge,
but prove it. Yes, guys are weird, dude. I don't
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like them.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't like them.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
But then I did get a lot of love by
shitting in the toilet without uh waltz, which.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Which we've covered, Yeah, we've covered, thank god, the public
the public parks with no doors.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
By the way, what are these guys Dick's big? Oh
my god, I remember them being bigger than mine and
way hairrier. They're like they have all their hairs at
this and so that's just also intimidating.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You're like, fuck, man, did you ever say it's no
fair you've got all your hairs?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, you cut all your hairs. It's not even fair.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
It's like adding to your radius in circumference.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's crazy danger what.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That one? Just what?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Man? I don't know, Man, I'm so fed up with
with fucking men.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I'm still fed up with.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
The man in a sphere and like everybody talking about
how big their dicks are and like as if it
even matters.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
All right, do you think there was a guy with
a bigger dick who could have been a hero. He
could have taken off his towel or schwartz and gone
and stood next to those guys with a bigger dick
and not said anything, yeah, and made everybody feel better.
Do you think that guy existed.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
In my freshman class?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
His name is Dan French.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Well, the French are known to have big cops.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yes, his voice dropped so dramatically from eighth grade to
ninth grade, right where I thought when I first met him,
or not met him, when I first saw him freshman
year and I'm like, what's up?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
He was like hey, Adam, and I'm like, I thought
he was doing a joke.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I'm like, right, hey, hey Dan, just kidding. We talk
like this, right?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And it dropped eleven octaves down, and I never saw
Dan's dick, but I imagined that your voice cannot drop
that far down and you have your dick and balls
don't grow with it.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So I was just like, I think that's a it's
a ball's thing, right, Like, if you have a deep voice,
you have big ball, you're a monster.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Again, I like, I think.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
It's because if it's so big, you can suck your
own dick and then that coats your throat.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
No, I've made this point. I've made this point.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I think that it would be so educational if we
would just disrobe all the men of history and compare
balls dick and see if there is something correlation.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, we've covered We've covered this, right.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
They have Napoleon's dick somewhere.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Well it was very small, but that's one dick we have. Yeah,
I want to know. I want to see it across
the whole timeline. I think it would really add to
our species.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
This is your Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Yeah, and I just go I'd watch that movie you
go back in time to to pants guy pants people.
I love it, lift up their togas and then you
run into yourself and you're like, listen.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Abe Lincoln's dick.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Well, we kind of do not pants him the plaster.
The plaster casters have done that a little bit with
rock stars in the sixth seventies.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah right, oh yeah, that woman.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Was it just was it just one woman or was
it like a gaggle of groupies? A gaggle.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I think there's one the top dog, like the MJ
the Michael Jackson of it all.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
And then probably other people did it too.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Look at plaster casters because it was a I wonder
whose dicks they have cast, because that would be interesting.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Well, I know they've got Jimmy Hendrix has that fucking branch, just.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
A howl going, oh you need another four inches? Yeah,
plaster casters. Who do they have here? Cynthia plaster caster, Cynthia,
great name, she's now seventy four. Imagine this is your
cool grandma. You're like kind of stoked. Yeah, she's so
fucking cool. She as cool as fuck.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
She's always trying to do a plaster caster dick, but
she's cool.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
She is san dropping.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Let me just plaster it real quick, grandma, not the.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Time, dude.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Jimmy's got some girth, so she's got Jimmy Hendrix. It
doesn't say like how big these cocks are, which I
would love to see them. Jimmy Hendrix and Noel Redding
who also is in the Jimmy Henderson Experience, Eric Burden
from The Animals, Richard Cole from Led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh she died three years ago.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Oh RP. I don't think God, we're not going to kill.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Her coming up April twenty first flowers to her.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
She got guys from fog Hat and Beach Boys, people
from Zappa's band.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
She's from Chicago.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh well, she's kind of just getting cocks off of
like random brother. She's a UIC Flan, Jello Bifra from
a Singer of the Dead Kennedy's. Oh yeah, sure, like
she's she's got a lot of cocks. I don't think
you have to get people in Zappa's like Bann. I
don't think she needed to do that.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh Blake, what do you think she should do? You
fucking man explain her.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
She got karen O from the Yayas in two thousand.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
And she got Buried Bono, the road manager of the Rascals, Like,
come on, we don't need that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
John smothers the bodyguard of Frank.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
We don't need that.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
He's not a smother's brother.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
We don't need that cock.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But can you imagine, like.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Is she just asking she was digging in the crates
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
She's like got another one. Yes she has Jeff Small's
a fan of the Grateful Dead. Uh huh, fuck it.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
She's got Ariel Pink. Ariel Pink Like, yeah, I know
where he was on January sixth. He's getting this cock molded. Absolutely,
that's crazy good for him.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yes, that's why you would think. I kind of thought
there's gonna be more like she got Bruce Springsteen, Frank Zappa,
like Ozzy Osbourne. It's like, this is a bunch of
irrelevant cock. Yeah, she's got it. Well, she had like
Jimmy Hendrick. She started all she's so strong.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You guys aren't going to understand this. What but okay,
because this is so I noticed she's from Chicago. She
went to you. I see she got a mold of
Jan Terry. Jan Terry is like a famous bad musician
who's on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh down, down, goblin. Actually, I want to say, doun goblin.
It's actually fucking sick, Adam that get down Goblin. She's dope, dude,
she's a legend.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, well she got molded. I don't know what she
got molded.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, they're molding something. It's science.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Shout out to Jan Terry. Absolutely, what's she up to?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Living the dreams? I don't want to lose it? And
they got bodyguards. This is this is actually pretty crazy.
I'm I'm a little disappointed that she's not getting She
started off strong, like she she cast two of her friends,
and then her fourth cast I get. I don't know
who the first cast was. It doesn't say, but the
(34:54):
fourth cast was Jimmy Hendricks. Yeah. So then she's thinking,
are you reading the sameless Dian for me? Yeah? Oh
he's fourth for US two three four.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, And so she got Jimmy Hendrix. So then after that,
I think she's going like, I'm gonna get all the
biggest rock stars. And then her second was Noel Redding,
who was the bass player for Jimmy Hender's experience. So
that's probably the same day she's like, wow, bang out
the no it was no it even has dates for it.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
A month later, Yeah, so she's like, yeah, I got Jimmy.
And then her next.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
One was Don Ogilv, the road manager for Mandela the
Band now six.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
She got the the singer from the Yeah Yah Yas.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
She was just like, give me your Cox if you
got one. She got Peaches, remember that song? Yeah yeah,
Peach is still out on the road. She teaches the peaches. Well,
I mean, how what sucks is this can't exist nowadays?
You know what I mean? She'd get canceled in some
way about casting Cox.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Well she's dead.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Well, I know I'm saying another as someone who really
idolized her and is to Cynthia.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Well, I think it's how you approach it, you know,
like if she's approaching it mature and professionally, this seems.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, you know she's approaching it with give me your cocks?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Is that's all school?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
That's all you do?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Want to know? I do want to hear the pitch,
like originally, what is she saying, like this is a
good idea for you? Because what right?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
I need you to come over here because it's fun?
Is it?
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Though?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
We got to sit with a bunch of wet newspaper
on your cop I don't know they do it. It's
like paper mache or what I think the kind it
is a right or and is she is she doing
something to like your balls, to like keep you there.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I would love to watch the process. Now we say
it a hard, hard cock, a hard todd Phil, free
to look up anything else.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
It's about to be. There's no way any of these
dudes are like, yeah, be sure and get my fucking
soft penis casted for ever, for eternity. Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Okay. So in college, when her art teacher gave the
classic assignment to plass cast something solid that they could
retain its shape, she had the idea to create a
life cast of an erect penis. Yeah, she gets it,
which would then become flaccid and exit the mold. So
she would get them hard to cast the penis and
then it would sly slink on back slink and return
(37:18):
to cender slink. Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Damn well, good for I hope she got an A
and class. That's really original.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yeah, she got a A in life, got on.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
She found her calling right there because she did it forever.
She started in sixty eight and her last cast was
twenty thirteen. She died with Jan Terry. What a run
is Dan Terry?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Dad?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
No, I thought that was her last one, but actually
it was Lias case six. No, I see the last
one is uh Jan Terry right here December fifteenth.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah, that's the woman. Look at the last man, Oh,
the last man and the singer is that white family,
that white family, that band that we all know.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
You think we can get Jan Terry on the cruise.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
That would be incredible. I mean probably well the cruise.
By the way, we we've I think released who we
have right now. We still have plenty of big announcements
for the cruise. I want people to know that we are.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Still working and people are asking, like, are the wizards
going to show up?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
More than likely. I do believe a portal will open
up to another realm, but they're impossible to book that
you can book those guys.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
It's just like you're opening the portal. You're hoping something
walks through, but you never.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
You're hoping something walks through. You don't know, and we
can't even open the portal. Porta will just open. And
did it happen every live show that we did thirty
times thirty times in a row, Yes, it did. It did. Weirdly,
it did weird that they're fans of us, so and
we're fans of them. So yeah, I do believe the
Wizards will come back around.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I went down a fucking k hole, Jan Terry Merch.
There we go, you worming it it fucking slinking.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
We are working on some pretty big musical guests for
the for the podcast. Yes, some exciting names being through,
some big A listers.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Well, we can't say, yeah, we can't. It's a tough
thing to book because it's so far in advance. Ye dudes, ladies,
it's exciting. It's exciting stuff it is.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Man.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I can't wait. I can't wait to be on that
boat with my boys.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
And that some of the games that they that we're
saying we're gonna do, we're not gonna do that s
what is what? What was deep throat dive?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
And after the way Adam spoke about musicians, I bet
we get all sorts of musicians signing.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
The good one. We'll get the cool ones. We're gonna
get cool ones. Yeah, what was deep throat diver or what?
I think? Isaac added that added that last minute and
like there's one there was one that's just called cool kids.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Hang.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'm like, I think we could do a hangout for sure.
We're gonna be hanging out on the ship for four
days straight.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I don't know if we need to call it cool kids,
because then what we're not even invited. Dude, it's just
gonna be a bunch of kids. We're not even allowed
to go hanging this this cool kid's lounge. Yeah. But
then again, there was that deep throat dive thing.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
That's the one Blake kept saying. But we're doing the
deep throw dive right, Yeah, like we could. I did
not improve that. That was something Isaac added to the flyer.
I don't know if it was with me in mind, But.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Blake, do you have a gag reflex?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Know?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Adam does not?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yes, No, I do. I absolutely do. I would be
so good, dick, and I'm not that's not even a joke.
I just know that that I will not for a fact.
I don't know. For a fact, I absolutely know I
would be as well. To be honest, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (41:01):
I thought you said you have a bad gag grave,
So just because you gag doesn't mean you can't freaking
do a freaking number on somebody's unit.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Doesn't.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Ye when you when you.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Put that Last Forever Man? Can we stop? And I'm
not telling unit and I'm not telling.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Producers to edit that out because I stand by what
I just said, but they sometimes you just got to pinch.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yourself and be like Last Forever Man. Yeah. So so
here's what more fun with this is on the cruise.
More fun with pickleball tournament. I think we had approved
that when Kyle was thinking about doing the cruise and
then he told us he doesn't like us, so yeah,
and then a cool Kids Only kickback, So.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I don't know, I don't like.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
We're going to do a lot of really fun ship
that's going to be way better than this.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
So if you read cool Kids Only Kickback and you're like,
I don't know if I want to do that, just
know we're not doing that ship. Yeah. Guess that Dodo
doing dick plasters you were doing. Yes, we're plaster casting
everyone's cock hard cock on the ship. Kind of have
to write wait till your dick SLINKs that, yeah, and
then slink out. We'll get a plaster caster. Kind of
(42:25):
a good idea. Guess that Dodo tune? What the fuck
is that? Dude? What is that? What is that?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Does someone say, dude, like you have to do do
the song?
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Okay, DJ party with Blake Anderson, Dude, am I not invited?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Like?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
What the fuck? If you're doing a DJ party, I'm
their homie. Of course you will. I'm there, of course, sir.
I think I'm just on the ones and twos, but
you're there.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Like Adam doesn't want to hear that. Adam might be
on the three.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I might want to spend some music. I might want
people to like the music. I want people to like
like the music and have a good time. And if
you're DJ and only eight shots, then they might not.
So Okay, the dudely wed game, I don't know. That
sounds fun. That sounds fun, that's great. What is that?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's like best friends answering questions about each other, like
when you're making whoopie.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah that's a good one. Okay, all right, we'll do
that one. That's a good deep throat dive. I don't
know what that's what. Isaac added, We approved the flyer.
Isaac added, we approved it, and I approved. I was
just like, yeah, as far as this stuff just we're
gonna do. I mean, I want to do a casino night.
Oh yeah, I you know, what.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Does that mean. Isn't there just a casino?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, it'll be that we're there hosting, like uh, you know,
they give us the microphone. We're in there throwing money,
ron can you.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Imagine trying to gamble, but Adam Devine is walking around.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Talking, well, chill, please just stop, just shut up. I'm
trying to I'm good. He's a lucky shot. Bartending appearances,
well yeah, I feel like I feel like we're gonna
behind every bar, even when the cruise is like, please
stop and stop. You're handing away all the liquor. Please.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You just gave them a style.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah, that's gonna be a good time. Dive deetro dive.
We've got a pool and damn it, we're gonna use
it for some good, healthy fun, a beer chugging contest
but with swimming. More details to come. Well, now that
they've spelled it out, like that does sound kind of fun. Yeah,
I thought it was something way different that Isaac okay
and high roller casino tournaments Okay, Yeah, so some of
(44:29):
the stuff, I think we just need more explanation as
to exactly what this is.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
And look at fucking Isaac burning us here in the
fucking comments section the Kings of undermining their own gigs.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Oh, Isaac, shut up, dude, you undermine our entire careers.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
You think I'm undermining Adam saying how annoying it would
be in a gamble with him walking around? Interesting.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Okay, we're uplifting, dude. I'm saying that it's going to
be awesome and I don't need the fucking flyer and
say cool kids only kickback. That sounds fucking dumb as shit.
We're not even the cool kids, donkey, we don't even know.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
But what's the description of that. We got to know
the description of that. What's the description of the cool
kids kickback?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I feel like we're not cool kids, nor do we
relate to the cool kids only? To me?
Speaker 4 (45:17):
I want to say the non cool kids only kickback,
and then everybody on the ship get them fucking.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Party the non cool kid plaster castor dick, get your
dicks plaster.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
I do like how Adam's like, no one on this
cruise is cool.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
None, none kids the cool kids allowed? Yeah, fuck, don't
try to be too cool.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
The TII guys are the official party gods.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
This doesn't Okay, well this doesn't explain the kickpack. The
TII guys are the official party gods, booze bangers whatever
that means, bros and girls too. Obviously, the ship Exclusive
Kickback will have everything your frat party hard could ever
desire without having to go to college.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
So here's my question. We didn't we weren't in frats.
I don't so our I mean, I guess is our
fan base freddy.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah, some some some of them and some not.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
I feel like there's a little bit of like, we're good,
you're not coming in here vibe.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah, I don't want to work good You're not coming
in here vibe on our ship. That's why the cool
Kids Only I don't like the sound of it.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We're all inclusive because that's gonna happen. They're going to
be like, you're not allowed to come into your own party,
and we're gonna go fuck.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
That's what I'm saying. I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Although Adam will fight security.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
I will shower with people, I will co shower. So
the cool Kids Only Kickback is for the whole ship.
So then just say kick back with the guys, kick
Back or party with the with the guys or only
the wordage of it bothers me.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Yeah, I think we've you know, we're all about it's exclusionary.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Ye, thank you.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
We're in all include lusive ship. Well we're inclusive. What
why are you laughing? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
We are.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
We are an all inclusive ship.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, I know. I'm just thinking about showering with my boys.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Okay, do you want a moment? Yeah, give you a moment.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
No, dude, I like that you went over. Did you
shower with the Tiba?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Is that what happened? We never got to know.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I just was like, that is a I said, I'm
actually going to talk about this on the podcast because
I would like to hear my bro's opinion on this.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
And what did Tiba say?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
He was like cool.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
I was like, I really gotta go if you can leave,
like shit.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, yeah that's fire.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I gotta go. But the other day, when I was
up in La, I was like, I get breakfast a
lot with a Tiva and Blake and you know. And
so I was up there and it was early and
I go, hey, breakfast slash lunch. And I said to
Blake and Atiba and and Blake was like weirdly KG
and was like I'm good, and I'm like, okay, the fuck.
(47:59):
And then now and he's like, and by the way,
don't ask me to go to a Clippers game tonight.
I'm busy. I'm like, all right, fuck right, And then
I hit up a Tiba and Atiba just goes Milan
and I'm like, what I look up? Tiba's just in Milan, Dude,
that's pretty good. Yeah, he's just all over the place.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, he never stops cool, right, star.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
He'd be in that cool kid hang only kickback that's
for damnsor yeah, he's got to play the life.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams, her poison?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Yeah, I think that's more like a Blake question.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
What I guess I would like to No, I don't.
I don't want to take back the whole shower.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I would take backs or lean In's Yeah, double double
double downs.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Well, I would like to double down.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
You know, at least in California, it's important to conserve water.
I think one good way would be not having two
shower heads, but just having two people to one shower
head shower as a friendship. And you know, there's nothing
wrong with that. Yeah, like, that's why we need the water.
That's why we need the water to grow.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
The grow the fruits in the notes. That makes sense,
central valid.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
It's a clothe you know what. It's a clothed friendship shower.
If you guys want to take a shower with your
friend and your bathing, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
M me a photo of you guys doing it. That
would be awesome, Dude, a photo.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Send him a picture of a log.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Are open for that? It was Billy zaying this week
or last week? Because we don't want anyone to die.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I can't tell. I put this jacket back on.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah, you were in the exact same thing.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
I think that was last last week. Yeah, still this week.
Don't want them to die, and let's eat some vegetables.
I don't want you to die.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Either, Yeah, no deaths uh. And I stand by everything
I said this week. So this was a great episode
of sing this one with me.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Miss chuck Berry. You can't play root sixties.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
So imagine he's singing this while he's pissing on someone's
face and farting in someone's mouth. Can't play like Johnny
my Dingling.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
So I don't run, run, Rudolf. The signs were come Rudolph.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
He plays. Oh sure, dude, if you create this song,
you could fart in people's mouths without a doubt. You
get free rain, all right. I like doing that.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
I like doing that.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
That's real pee in people's mouths.
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we only talk about what's obviously most
crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Today we talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The dick is what gets the most love in the shower.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Look at all these pubes. It is weird.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You don't want your dick? Like the renegade of funk
out there. Here we go, start your engines. M m
m m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming
ming ming ming ming ming.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Everybody's coming. God, you know, I will say I did
watch the pilot of that show. Haven't felt the urge
to go back. Oh shots fired? I know this is gonna.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Sound bad, Okay, aay, leaning in.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I followed her on Instagram, hoping for more kind.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Of got nine inch piece? Yeah whatever we call those ticks.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
She doesn't really post that many of them. I want
the ticks.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
He came for the ticks.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Am I a bad guy for wanting the ticks?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Show us your tics, show us your show us your ticks.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yes, Blake, thank you for taking all the heat on
that one.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There you go, Bud.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, Blake wants you to show us your ticks.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I would love to see her ticks.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
How does she not that's good merch for her, by
the way, to make those shirts show me your ticks.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Where the guy know what's your ticks? That's actually a
great idea. Yeah, I think she's doing herself a disservice.
You know what she's trying to do. She's like, I'm
not my disease. I am a person.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Right, she doesn't want to be the face of it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
But you know, you got to lean into what makes
you special. It's that's that's why you got the show.
That's what got you the show. Like I I won't
shut up about how I jerked off so hard that
my toe fell off. So you know, we lean into
what makes us different and what makes this special. Yeah,
that does make you special, it does. What is the
(02:05):
thing that makes you special? Blake?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh boy, drop your pants and show him.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
What makes me special? I mean, I'm a what do
you mean, I'm a one of a kind person? Okay,
well anyone can say that. Yeah, but what I would say,
by the cement trucks. So that's what I overcame in
order to fulfill my destiny of being a maybe B,
maybe C level actor.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh come on, you're saying, see you're definitely be high
b to me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, high bees, high bees, So I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I think you're kissing as that's how he got.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Where he is.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, that's how he got right where he is. Little kisses. What.
I don't know what makes me special.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I think it's just you know, just my outstanding personality and.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Probably my yes, god damn, it took you that long
to loop around your hair, and that's why you won't
shave it. That's why you won't shave it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Well, and because I don't want to. I like having
long hair. I like being a renegative funk, all.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Right, okay, okay, very specific, all right, all right, I
love just so sick of it.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So you you know, none of the guys in Rage
against the Machine who created the song Renegative Funk have
long hair.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
They're all they're like bald and ship that's why.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What do you mean now there?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah? Well that's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, but he had dreadlocks when he had some roach.
He had dreads, right, yeah, he had some dreads, Yeah
he did, he did. And do we think that that's
like a now that we say it out loud, like
renegative Funk?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Do you think that's a cool thing to say. I'm
a renegative funk Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, Well, I mean because it's funk that it's fun,
it's funky.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Funk is the rawest, it's a raw expression. Funk is sick, dude,
I think it is sick. I don't think they're renegades though.
I don't think it's they're not, like, Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yes they are.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Rage is a renegade of funk.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, but you know who else is Clinton, Rick James,
Rick James, that's a renegade of funk. He's pretty He
was a rapist, that's different Rick James. No, he wasn't
what Rick James, he kept that woman in his basement
locked up?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What it was like beating her and ship that might
have been, that might have been, That might have been.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
During like a cocaine that. I'm starting to kind of
remember that. So you're saying, did it's not real if
it happened during a cocaine incident? No? Yeah, now I'm
actually kind of remembering that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I thought Rick James just like bought a house up
in Buffalo, New York, where he grew up and his
mom lived there, and like they just kicked it and
rode horses.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
No, no, no, no, he had like a sex cave woman,
who says Rick James Ratur nineteen seventy nine, Susan stay okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And Blake, that's your favorite musician?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
No, okay, So this is you're you're saying how cool
he is and how much you look up to him. Now, okay,
all right, I had you know.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
This isn't the one.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
This isn't the one even I was thinking of. I
was thinking the one he like, yeah, where he tied
a woman to a chair with a hot crack pipe
and forced her to perform sex ass during a cocaine
binge at his West Hollywood hope.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That was the seventies. This was nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
This was nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, okay, that's different.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He was free on bail when the second assault occurred
in nineteen ninety two in james hotel room. Okay, and
then he served more than two years in prison. Okay,
Blake's hero lake Ziero Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
And I you know what, and I kind of forgot
about him outside of the music.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Any take backs.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I will say he was a renegade. He would that's
a legit too much, too far, he's too far into renegade.
He's much too far.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Sounds like he's rena straight.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Also, I am recalling that Renegade Funk is actually a
cover of a song.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It was not written by.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh the plot thickens. Yeah, much like the rope around
this poor ones.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I did not know that. And that's cool that you do.
You learn this stuff when you play foosball with with
those guys.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
No, I recall maybe that album being a few covers, right, Oh,
that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
The album is a cover album, see that, I know what.
The album is a cover, the whole album.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, Rage against the Machine, Yeah, the album with all
the hits. No, that didn't have all the hits. No, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Renegade Funk came much later.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Wow, dude, I feel like it does have several hits.
It does have. You guys watched the Chuck Berry Porno
what what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Adam?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You guys tuned into this? Who? What is that? What
is that?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Who showed you that? Car?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Cherry? Show you that one? Well? No, if you I
was thinking of Rick James, I'm like he had to
have had a porno I don't know about, but no,
Chuck Berry had a porno out.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
A sex tape or a porno a sex tape a
sex tape.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Okay, all right, that's different. Why is that different?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, because a porno is a production, a sex tape
is recorded sex.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh but it's crazy, dude. It's like it's these poor
women are hookers. And then he's he's going like, uh,
he just starts peeing in their mouths, and he's like, hey,
you like that, bitch? You like that?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Be bad?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
He's making her like eat his ass while he's also
pissing on hers now and then he says something like
uh like he oh.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Then he farts in her mouth and then he laughs and.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Goes, what are you website? How long did you watch?
Just forty thirty minutes and just twenty or thirty minutes?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This is bad.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, it was just like of little clips. And then
he goes, uh, you like that, bitch? Ha I love
doing that? Gotcha, bitch. It's wild, dude, these these old
like seventies, but that sounds fit. Was he like, I'm
Chuck Berry and I love doing eventies. Chuck Berry's like fifties?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
No, well, I think the Chuck Berry porno was Uh,
I wouldn't click that link.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's not something that had to be in the seventies
on some auto focus ship where they're like, just got
this new camp quarter from Japan.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I think he got busted for having like hidden cameras
in bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, that's what they're saying in Yeah, he was a
real creeper, this guy.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, is what you gotta do, is you just if
you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang us, just
hang a sign up. Okay, okay, what you'd be surprised
how many people to go? All right, I gotta take it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I really gotta take a ship. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Got a poopoo, I got people.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I gotta take a dump dude.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah camera, no camera, I'm I'm pee.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
That makes perfect sense and then.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You're covered, all right, at least that's what our lawyer
told me.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Okay, I will. So you guys haven't seen that, do
yourselves a favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Don't watch it. Don't watch it. I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna google that one.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'm not a big fan of.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Like scary when you know when you have like a.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Friend who sends you something that's just what's the word,
like egregious, Like we're a dude like pulls his dick
out of a butt and then like the girl goes
straight for it and they pause, there's like dukie on
it and you and then.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You're like this seems real specific it is.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I'm saying like that was a clip that someone sent me,
and I was.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Like, hold up, you block that number.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Not not for me, doesn't really get a belly laugh
out of me?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It was his brother, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
I Also someone was just like you have to watch it,
and so I was like okay, and I was like
I don't know. I'm like, what is Chuck Berry?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well? Do you know this person? I don't you to
out him, but like how well do you know this person?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Not that well? Okay, not super well, let's keep them
out of arms.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And do you know them as friends or do you
know them through work?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Through work? Okay? Work right, work friends work friends?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Okay, Hollywood, it's Kyle.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It's Kyle. No it's not, but uh yeah it was.
It was appalling and that's not funny. I'm not getting
a kick out of that. Yeah, And and unlike me
when I found that out. He didn't become my favorite musician,
unlike So, Unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician.
Like Rick James. Suddenly he's forgetting about his torrid past.
(10:41):
Oh he's the best, Rick James, He's the best.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Great word at him is the word of the day.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That is a good ass word to pull out. I
started doing words of the day. I'll fire one up.
Oh it was such a hot bitch kiss. Now I'll
fire up.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
We're running out of bit well, I will say, you know,
we're losing a lot of music to terrible people, like
musicians are really like catalogs are starting to shrink.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Dude, dude, musicians suck. They're the worst people. They suck
across the board. They're wild. I would say they are
out of out of any artistic medium expression where whether
it be actors, directors, cinematographers, whatever. Dancers and photographers are
(11:27):
fucked up.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I will I was just gonna say, I've never met
a ballet dancer that I like, right, donk full stop.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
How many ballet dancers have you met?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It's countless, dude, so many, and they're just all trash
because you can't count.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
They can't count yes, yeah, I would say musicians are
the worst.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
They suck there. I feel like we've covered this in
some way where I was just saying, like I don't
know how to talk to musicians. They have like a
whole other world that they're living in. Did they speak
a different language?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Now, I'm not saying people that are that like to
play music and or even in bands and things like that.
I'm talking about when you're in there, your career is music,
Like you have a career like you're you're not just
in a band.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You're talking like rock stars. What are you saying like
rock stars?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
No, I'm explaining, So don't give me that fucking look.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He's saying, if you play the flute at a Renaissance fair,
you might be pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, you're probably fan. If you're in a band, you're good.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But if it's if it's you're if you're in.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
A rock band, no, I'm saying if you if you,
I would say, I would say, if you are in
Hollywood and you're trying to make it and you're that's
all you do is play music.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So if you're a failed musician, you're bad.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
You're probably fine. You're probably fine.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Unky Donkey Oh, you're fine.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
You're fine, You're fine. If you think you're still making it,
you suck.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You suck?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
What what? Why is that?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Wait? Wait, I'm so I'm so confused. What are you saying?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
If you so people in music, I can't even I
can't even repeat it. I don't even understand it. Do
you get it? Blake?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It's because you keep tying your shoes, you keep like
lacing up your shoes instead of being part of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I think what he was trying what I'm actually now
that I'm trying to repeat it back, it was a
little bit confused, exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
You can't say this. Dude can't even drink a drink.
I think what you're saying is, if you think.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You're a successful musician, you've got to screw loose.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
If you are currently like clawing your way up within
the music world and you are a musician or a
rapper or something like that, more than likely you're putting
on you're putting on airs where you think that you
have to act a certain way in order to climb
up with it in the industry. Okay, this is like
(14:02):
the Kanye of it all. Yeah, or like you think
like you got to be a fucking rock star, and
you have to.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Get you don't you don't excel in the music world,
like nice cities aren't rewarded, like just being a good dude,
you don't become a rock star.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well I think some like yes they do. But I
think people think that they have to act a certain way, right,
And we we even know some actors that act this
way that they think in order to be a movie star,
they have to act a certain way, like I like
a total fucking bitch in a dicad. Right, this is
the way. But I'd say it's much more prevalent in music.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
In music, music, yes, because in music, you're selling you're
you're you're selling you're you're usually selling yourself as cool,
whereas if you're an actor, there's a chance you're like
in every Man or you're like a dfist or whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
You're lovable, yeah, exactly, like as a your long haired bitch,
Yeah you're just long haired bitch or short hair bitch,
where you're like enough kind of dumb every man.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
But I was.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
With a big protruding jaw and an overbite some vampire
ty what you know.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And like yours that are so big if the hide
them with your hair kind of guy. Yeah, and like
one nipples. Okay, okay, But.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
If you're just in a band and you're you're just
in Omaha and you're like, you're not really you're not
moving to LA or moving to New York, and here
you're actively trying to go for it. You're just a
guy who plays music and you like that fun and
you like to play. Those people are usually totally fine.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Adam, can I tell you something. They just can't afford
the dungeon. Okay, they would have one, they just can't
afford it. And so then they've become regular because they've
been around regular folks. When you when you skyrocket the fame,
you're not around regular folks. You just look at the checks.
You go, God, I could build about six seven basements.
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This is at least two or three dungeons.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
This is how your brain thinks. Okay. I don't even
know if it's it's not even people that are successful.
I think it's people who are trying to climb their
way up. I think once you're successful a lot of times,
you then can just be who you truly are, Like
we know rock stars. Once once you're successful, yeah, once
you're successful. You don't think those people were always just
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being themselves.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
But I mean you're making a huge generalization, like it's
veried down to earth cool rock stars.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
We know rock stars, and we know cool rock stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and they're like great people. But yeah, but I also
know a lot of very uncool rock stars and rap
stars and people who think they're the hot shit when
they had a good two years or whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah. I got a specific example. I follow this account.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Where it's like, uh, dunk on the.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Names who like interviews people about their outfits. You know, Okay,
you know what I'm talking about, yes, sure, And so
what always bothers me is the people who pretend like
they don't want to get interviewed about it. So he'll
be like, okay, what do you got on and they're like, ah, man,
I don't know, I don't know. They're not looking at them.
There's zero eye contacts, Like this jacket, you know, it's
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it's from this store, these pants, this much from that store,
this belt, and then there's a lot of but there's
no eye contact. They act like they and I'm like, yeah,
you know this is going on the internet. This dude
is famous for doing this and pretending like you don't
want to be interviewed, just say no.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Then I feel like I wouldn't even be able to
say where my shit was from. I would say six
sixty to seventy percent of the time, I'd be like, uh,
the Internet, this jacket that I've had, I don't know
what the brand name is. This T shirt. Yeah, those
are tough ones. You got to really be ready.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It is a little disturbing how it is just kind
of like brand fucking where it's like, oh, this is
from Fendy, this is from Gucci, this is from Balenciaga,
and you're like, hello, okay.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
But then there's like one piece of clothing that that
they call it a piece, like and this piece, this piece,
this is just fruit of the loom.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
This is big Johnson, And this is a big Johnson teacher,
you know who was dope.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
He found Willem Dafoe like walking down Soho and he
asked him and he's like, what do you got on?
And William's like.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I don't know. It's a black shirt.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I was like, no, where's that jacket from.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
He's like the store, You're the best.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
He was like real cool about it. But like he
didn't know what the fuck he was wearing.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
The ones that bother me are the ones that are like, hey,
how much rent do you pay in for a month
here in New York? And they they go like rent,
I don't know, I own.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's so weird. What oh yeah, I'm on the way
way somewhere.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I can't do this, just real quick.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah I can't. Then they're like, would you mind, uh,
would you mind showing us where you live? And they're like, okay,
what kind of fucking world is this? And then they
go to their like and it's never just a normal
apartment you never go in. Sometimes I paid three thousand,
and this is the shitty apartment that I live in.
Here's my four story estate that cost you thirty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I've seen shitty. I've seen less impressive. Spot What are
you guys?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Wait? What are you guys? What are you guys talking about?
I think our algorithms are a little different. Yours are like, uh.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I send you, I send you like grandmas that transform
into Rottweiler's milking cows, Like that's my Shit's why.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I mean my shits. We've established that my ship's wild too.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Here is this just gay?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Guys? Mine is skewed fairy.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You're like, did you see this one?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I'm like, no, no, come across the algo.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Then I send you guys shit. I'm like, this is funny,
and you're like, it has.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Gotten very gay, dude. And you know what I think
it also is is what a gay character on the
Righteous Gemstones? Okay, so I think because I I'm always
like looking at that ship and reposting that shit, studying
that you're in character, I think that has skewed my
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algorithm a little bit. And I also find it very funny.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Did you see the little Richard Porno.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Chuck Berry?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
How would you feel about like doing like just like
taking a shower with your homie, like in bathing suits?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Is that like, well, what do you mean in bathing suits?
Like you're at a You're like at a pool.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Are we saving time?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
We're saving time and water?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Like, so okay, it's a no brainer.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
It's a no brainer to me. You're saving time, you're
saving water.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Blake has been thinking about this, you could tell. He's like, okay, no, here, okay,
here's exactly how we would do it. Well, no, because
it did come up, I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
My answer is so quick, I go, I'll come back
in three minutes or five minutes or however long you're
gonna take, yeah, and I'll be back.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
No, this happened organically, you know. It was just something
I wanted to expand upon. But like, okay, So I
had just like gone on a run, right, and then
like I was driving home from my run run and
I'm still sweaty, but on my way home at Tiba's
house is there. So I'm like, I'll pop in, say
what's up to my boy? At Tiba He's like, I
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don't have a lot of time because.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I got to too.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
No, I'm not, dude, it's not it's not even weird.
You guys are making it weird.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Listen. So I go over there, right, He's like, actually.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I gotta I gotta head out soon because I'm gonna
go shoot some skate photography a world famous photographer. You
really like, I have to I have to take a shower.
And I'm like, that's weird because I'm I'm driving home.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
To go take a shower.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
And then that's when I post the hypothetical.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I'm like, is it weird?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Like because you know, I was still wanted to catch
up with him and talk like would it be weird
if we both were in bathing suits taking showers and
continue the conversation like it's super normal, Like is it weird?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, there's only one time where it's not normal where
you're at a locker you're at a pool.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, in a locker room.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And if you're trying to tee this up to meet
me at a locker room, let's fucking go.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
What's so bad? Like say, so, it's not weird to
take a shop.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's too small, Blake, it's too close corners.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
No, it's too small. You can fit two people in
a shower.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You have to like share the shower, Like, yo, can
I get some here?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Share the water? You'd have to be like excuse me,
excuse me, let me rinse my eye. Like no, you
can move the head and the shower. I mean sort of,
But when you's out the shower, that's a different head.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's not the shower.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
When you're with your girl and it's like you're in
the you know, I do that too. When you're in
the shower, it's always fucking mad because then the other
person's like kind of cold, waiting for the shower to
the water to hit you, and you're like all right,
and then you have to like like pivot around to
so then you can get there's a way.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
There's ways to make people not be cold too, Like
you could warm each other up on the water.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Oh did you invent the hug? Bitch? What? I think
We've covered this At my house, we have the double
shower heads, right nice.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Okay, money bags okay, go off. King.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
When we were like pitching our construction, like were you
doing the bathrooms and all that, we were like, we
want the double showers. We can show at the same time,
don't have to be all over each other, all over
each other, like Blake.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Likes science, and they go, aw, I make sure I go.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
If you're shower, I'm going to shower, but your power.
But you don't because we have two shower heads. You
don't save water. And they were like, these are actually illegal.
You can't have double showers anymore. And then when Trump
became president of one of like the first things he
did was he said, you can do two shower heads again.
And the guy came to us and was like, apparently
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you could do it now, so it's not illegal, and
we were like, fucking do it. We need to get
grandfathered in before I think Biden, come damn, you don't
need to shower.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
So Trump is probably in agreeance with me. Showering with
your homeboy in bathing suits is cool as fun.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
There's no the more the merrier.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
No, Trump is not in agrance with that, without a
doubt he is in it. Sounds like that is part
of his policy. No, no, no, he is willing to add
an extra shower head. So then I mean, if that's
the case and it's a larger shower, okay, it makes
a little more sense. But I'm like, if it's your
how often is that? Because when you came over there,
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you didn't bring a swimsuit with to borrow a home No.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I have, like my I have what I jogged in,
which you can basically swim in.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
You know, it's like a like a runner short.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And do you do you like pull the elastic out
to like clean your dick and stuff or is that
you just go I guess I'm not gonna watch my dick.
You have to watch what are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah? What is even the part of the shower The
dick is what gets the most love in the shower. Well,
I was sweaty, so I just need love.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, dude, I just love the idea of Adam talking
out loud in the shower and now time for the
most love.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well, you got to really soap. You gotta get underneath
the crevasses decreases.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Obviously, one of the most important parts of the shower
is to you know, soap up your asshole and like
your your dick and balls and get not smelling. Of course,
of course, of course you don't want your dick like
a renegade of funk out there.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
You do not, Yes, much like most things, you don't
want it to be a renegade of funk. No.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
No, like Rick James, I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be
lifting the elastic. I would be kind of maybe like
soaping through the short, like through the short.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
But if you were, it doesn't go through the shorts home,
it does, doesn't. I use a shower and a speedo
with twenty other men and what have you got to
pull the fucking suit open and wash your dick in
front of everyone and goes this work for you?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Would you in high school? Would you ever shower naked
in the showers.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
No, this is what's crazy. So we would do an
alumni swim meet every year where like old alumni would
come back and swim against us blah blah blah. And
for whatever reason, whenever a swimmer would come back from college,
they would shower with us. They would always get naked,
very shagednic And then I went to college and I
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was like, I guess we're all about to be showering naked.
Nobody showered naked.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
God, it was just like, well, did the guy have
a huge cock? Was he just like stunting on these
high school kids?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Hang on, let me just.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I know you took some mental photos.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It wasn't one guy, it was numerous guys. It was
like from my freshman year onto my senior year, people
would come back and shower naked and.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
So rate their dicks one by one.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
They're obviously flexing on you kids. Yeah, they're bringing their
grown man stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
They're like, look at all these pews.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
But that's wild to do.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It is weird.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
We had two guys that were seniors when we were freshmen.
They would shower in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
If you're listening, close your eyes. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, they would shower in the locker rooms and butt
fuck each other. I don't like it what they would
bet bet each other over. But no, they would just
shower butt naked and uh then actively be like, I know,
you're dick smaller than this, Oh you're afraid to shower naked, pussy.
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And I'm like a freshman, dude, And I'm a freshman
who's on crutches, like barely knowing, like barely being able
to walk at this point, and be like, no, my
dick's huge. It wasn't. My dick's huge huge, it's so huge,
but prove it. Yes, guys are weird, dude. I don't
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like them.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't like them.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
But then I did get a lot of love by
shitting in the toilet without uh waltz, which.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Which we've covered, Yeah, we've covered, thank god, the public
the public parks with no doors.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
By the way, what are these guys Dick's big? Oh
my god, I remember them being bigger than mine and
way hairrier. They're like they have all their hairs at
this and so that's just also intimidating.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You're like, fuck, man, did you ever say it's no
fair you've got all your hairs?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, you cut all your hairs. It's not even fair.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
It's like adding to your radius in circumference.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's crazy danger what.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That one? Just what?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Man? I don't know, Man, I'm so fed up with
with fucking men.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I'm still fed up with.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
The man in a sphere and like everybody talking about
how big their dicks are and like as if it
even matters.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
All right, do you think there was a guy with
a bigger dick who could have been a hero. He
could have taken off his towel or schwartz and gone
and stood next to those guys with a bigger dick
and not said anything, yeah, and made everybody feel better.
Do you think that guy existed.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
In my freshman class?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
His name is Dan French.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Well, the French are known to have big cops.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yes, his voice dropped so dramatically from eighth grade to
ninth grade, right where I thought when I first met him,
or not met him, when I first saw him freshman
year and I'm like, what's up?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
He was like hey, Adam, and I'm like, I thought
he was doing a joke.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I'm like, right, hey, hey Dan, just kidding. We talk
like this, right?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And it dropped eleven octaves down, and I never saw
Dan's dick, but I imagined that your voice cannot drop
that far down and you have your dick and balls
don't grow with it.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So I was just like, I think that's a it's
a ball's thing, right, Like, if you have a deep voice,
you have big ball, you're a monster.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Again, I like, I think.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
It's because if it's so big, you can suck your
own dick and then that coats your throat.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
No, I've made this point. I've made this point.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I think that it would be so educational if we
would just disrobe all the men of history and compare
balls dick and see if there is something correlation.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, we've covered We've covered this, right.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
They have Napoleon's dick somewhere.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Well it was very small, but that's one dick we have. Yeah,
I want to know. I want to see it across
the whole timeline. I think it would really add to
our species.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
This is your Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Yeah, and I just go I'd watch that movie you
go back in time to to pants guy pants people.
I love it, lift up their togas and then you
run into yourself and you're like, listen.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Abe Lincoln's dick.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Well, we kind of do not pants him the plaster.
The plaster casters have done that a little bit with
rock stars in the sixth seventies.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah right, oh yeah, that woman.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Was it just was it just one woman or was
it like a gaggle of groupies? A gaggle.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I think there's one the top dog, like the MJ
the Michael Jackson of it all.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
And then probably other people did it too.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Look at plaster casters because it was a I wonder
whose dicks they have cast, because that would be interesting.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Well, I know they've got Jimmy Hendrix has that fucking branch, just.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
A howl going, oh you need another four inches? Yeah,
plaster casters. Who do they have here? Cynthia plaster caster, Cynthia,
great name, she's now seventy four. Imagine this is your
cool grandma. You're like kind of stoked. Yeah, she's so
fucking cool. She as cool as fuck.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
She's always trying to do a plaster caster dick, but
she's cool.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
She is san dropping.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Let me just plaster it real quick, grandma, not the.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Time, dude.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Jimmy's got some girth, so she's got Jimmy Hendrix. It
doesn't say like how big these cocks are, which I
would love to see them. Jimmy Hendrix and Noel Redding
who also is in the Jimmy Henderson Experience, Eric Burden
from The Animals, Richard Cole from Led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh she died three years ago.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Oh RP. I don't think God, we're not going to kill.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Her coming up April twenty first flowers to her.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
She got guys from fog Hat and Beach Boys, people
from Zappa's band.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
She's from Chicago.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh well, she's kind of just getting cocks off of
like random brother. She's a UIC Flan, Jello Bifra from
a Singer of the Dead Kennedy's. Oh yeah, sure, like
she's she's got a lot of cocks. I don't think
you have to get people in Zappa's like Bann. I
don't think she needed to do that.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh Blake, what do you think she should do? You
fucking man explain her.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
She got karen O from the Yayas in two thousand.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
And she got Buried Bono, the road manager of the Rascals, Like,
come on, we don't need that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
John smothers the bodyguard of Frank.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
We don't need that.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
He's not a smother's brother.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
We don't need that cock.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But can you imagine, like.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Is she just asking she was digging in the crates
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
She's like got another one. Yes she has Jeff Small's
a fan of the Grateful Dead. Uh huh, fuck it.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
She's got Ariel Pink. Ariel Pink Like, yeah, I know
where he was on January sixth. He's getting this cock molded. Absolutely,
that's crazy good for him.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yes, that's why you would think. I kind of thought
there's gonna be more like she got Bruce Springsteen, Frank Zappa,
like Ozzy Osbourne. It's like, this is a bunch of
irrelevant cock. Yeah, she's got it. Well, she had like
Jimmy Hendrick. She started all she's so strong.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You guys aren't going to understand this. What but okay,
because this is so I noticed she's from Chicago. She
went to you. I see she got a mold of
Jan Terry. Jan Terry is like a famous bad musician
who's on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh down, down, goblin. Actually, I want to say, doun goblin.
It's actually fucking sick, Adam that get down Goblin. She's dope, dude,
she's a legend.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, well she got molded. I don't know what she
got molded.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, they're molding something. It's science.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Shout out to Jan Terry. Absolutely, what's she up to?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Living the dreams? I don't want to lose it? And
they got bodyguards. This is this is actually pretty crazy.
I'm I'm a little disappointed that she's not getting She
started off strong, like she she cast two of her friends,
and then her fourth cast I get. I don't know
who the first cast was. It doesn't say, but the
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fourth cast was Jimmy Hendricks. Yeah. So then she's thinking,
are you reading the sameless Dian for me? Yeah? Oh
he's fourth for US two three four.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, And so she got Jimmy Hendrix. So then after that,
I think she's going like, I'm gonna get all the
biggest rock stars. And then her second was Noel Redding,
who was the bass player for Jimmy Hender's experience. So
that's probably the same day she's like, wow, bang out
the no it was no it even has dates for it.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
A month later, Yeah, so she's like, yeah, I got Jimmy.
And then her next.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
One was Don Ogilv, the road manager for Mandela the
Band now six.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
She got the the singer from the Yeah Yah Yas.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
She was just like, give me your Cox if you
got one. She got Peaches, remember that song? Yeah yeah,
Peach is still out on the road. She teaches the peaches. Well,
I mean, how what sucks is this can't exist nowadays?
You know what I mean? She'd get canceled in some
way about casting Cox.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Well she's dead.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Well, I know I'm saying another as someone who really
idolized her and is to Cynthia.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Well, I think it's how you approach it, you know,
like if she's approaching it mature and professionally, this seems.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, you know she's approaching it with give me your cocks?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Is that's all school?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
That's all you do?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Want to know? I do want to hear the pitch,
like originally, what is she saying, like this is a
good idea for you? Because what right?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
I need you to come over here because it's fun?
Is it?
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Though?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
We got to sit with a bunch of wet newspaper
on your cop I don't know they do it. It's
like paper mache or what I think the kind it
is a right or and is she is she doing
something to like your balls, to like keep you there.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I would love to watch the process. Now we say
it a hard, hard cock, a hard todd Phil, free
to look up anything else.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
It's about to be. There's no way any of these
dudes are like, yeah, be sure and get my fucking
soft penis casted for ever, for eternity. Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Okay. So in college, when her art teacher gave the
classic assignment to plass cast something solid that they could
retain its shape, she had the idea to create a
life cast of an erect penis. Yeah, she gets it,
which would then become flaccid and exit the mold. So
she would get them hard to cast the penis and
then it would sly slink on back slink and return
(37:18):
to cender slink. Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Damn well, good for I hope she got an A
and class. That's really original.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yeah, she got a A in life, got on.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
She found her calling right there because she did it forever.
She started in sixty eight and her last cast was
twenty thirteen. She died with Jan Terry. What a run
is Dan Terry?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Dad?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
No, I thought that was her last one, but actually
it was Lias case six. No, I see the last
one is uh Jan Terry right here December fifteenth.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah, that's the woman. Look at the last man, Oh,
the last man and the singer is that white family,
that white family, that band that we all know.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
You think we can get Jan Terry on the cruise.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
That would be incredible. I mean probably well the cruise.
By the way, we we've I think released who we
have right now. We still have plenty of big announcements
for the cruise. I want people to know that we are.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Still working and people are asking, like, are the wizards
going to show up?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
More than likely. I do believe a portal will open
up to another realm, but they're impossible to book that
you can book those guys.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
It's just like you're opening the portal. You're hoping something
walks through, but you never.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
You're hoping something walks through. You don't know, and we
can't even open the portal. Porta will just open. And
did it happen every live show that we did thirty
times thirty times in a row, Yes, it did. It did. Weirdly,
it did weird that they're fans of us, so and
we're fans of them. So yeah, I do believe the
Wizards will come back around.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I went down a fucking k hole, Jan Terry Merch.
There we go, you worming it it fucking slinking.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
We are working on some pretty big musical guests for
the for the podcast. Yes, some exciting names being through,
some big A listers.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Well, we can't say, yeah, we can't. It's a tough
thing to book because it's so far in advance. Ye dudes, ladies,
it's exciting. It's exciting stuff it is.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Man.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I can't wait. I can't wait to be on that
boat with my boys.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
And that some of the games that they that we're
saying we're gonna do, we're not gonna do that s
what is what? What was deep throat dive?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
And after the way Adam spoke about musicians, I bet
we get all sorts of musicians signing.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
The good one. We'll get the cool ones. We're gonna
get cool ones. Yeah, what was deep throat diver or what?
I think? Isaac added that added that last minute and
like there's one there was one that's just called cool kids.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Hang.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'm like, I think we could do a hangout for sure.
We're gonna be hanging out on the ship for four
days straight.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I don't know if we need to call it cool kids,
because then what we're not even invited. Dude, it's just
gonna be a bunch of kids. We're not even allowed
to go hanging this this cool kid's lounge. Yeah. But
then again, there was that deep throat dive thing.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
That's the one Blake kept saying. But we're doing the
deep throw dive right, Yeah, like we could. I did
not improve that. That was something Isaac added to the flyer.
I don't know if it was with me in mind, But.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Blake, do you have a gag reflex?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Know?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Adam does not?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yes, No, I do. I absolutely do. I would be
so good, dick, and I'm not that's not even a joke.
I just know that that I will not for a fact.
I don't know. For a fact, I absolutely know I
would be as well. To be honest, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (41:01):
I thought you said you have a bad gag grave,
So just because you gag doesn't mean you can't freaking
do a freaking number on somebody's unit.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Doesn't.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Ye when you when you.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Put that Last Forever Man? Can we stop? And I'm
not telling unit and I'm not telling.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Producers to edit that out because I stand by what
I just said, but they sometimes you just got to pinch.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yourself and be like Last Forever Man. Yeah. So so
here's what more fun with this is on the cruise.
More fun with pickleball tournament. I think we had approved
that when Kyle was thinking about doing the cruise and
then he told us he doesn't like us, so yeah,
and then a cool Kids Only kickback, So.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I don't know, I don't like.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
We're going to do a lot of really fun ship
that's going to be way better than this.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
So if you read cool Kids Only Kickback and you're like,
I don't know if I want to do that, just
know we're not doing that ship. Yeah. Guess that Dodo
doing dick plasters you were doing. Yes, we're plaster casting
everyone's cock hard cock on the ship. Kind of have
to write wait till your dick SLINKs that, yeah, and
then slink out. We'll get a plaster caster. Kind of
(42:25):
a good idea. Guess that Dodo tune? What the fuck
is that? Dude? What is that? What is that?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Does someone say, dude, like you have to do do
the song?
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Okay, DJ party with Blake Anderson, Dude, am I not invited?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Like?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
What the fuck? If you're doing a DJ party, I'm
their homie. Of course you will. I'm there, of course, sir.
I think I'm just on the ones and twos, but
you're there.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Like Adam doesn't want to hear that. Adam might be
on the three.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I might want to spend some music. I might want
people to like the music. I want people to like
like the music and have a good time. And if
you're DJ and only eight shots, then they might not.
So Okay, the dudely wed game, I don't know. That
sounds fun. That sounds fun, that's great. What is that?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's like best friends answering questions about each other, like
when you're making whoopie.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah that's a good one. Okay, all right, we'll do
that one. That's a good deep throat dive. I don't
know what that's what. Isaac added, We approved the flyer.
Isaac added, we approved it, and I approved. I was
just like, yeah, as far as this stuff just we're
gonna do. I mean, I want to do a casino night.
Oh yeah, I you know, what.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Does that mean. Isn't there just a casino?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, it'll be that we're there hosting, like uh, you know,
they give us the microphone. We're in there throwing money,
ron can you.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Imagine trying to gamble, but Adam Devine is walking around.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Talking, well, chill, please just stop, just shut up. I'm
trying to I'm good. He's a lucky shot. Bartending appearances,
well yeah, I feel like I feel like we're gonna
behind every bar, even when the cruise is like, please
stop and stop. You're handing away all the liquor. Please.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You just gave them a style.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah, that's gonna be a good time. Dive deetro dive.
We've got a pool and damn it, we're gonna use
it for some good, healthy fun, a beer chugging contest
but with swimming. More details to come. Well, now that
they've spelled it out, like that does sound kind of fun. Yeah,
I thought it was something way different that Isaac okay
and high roller casino tournaments Okay, Yeah, so some of
(44:29):
the stuff, I think we just need more explanation as
to exactly what this is.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
And look at fucking Isaac burning us here in the
fucking comments section the Kings of undermining their own gigs.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Oh, Isaac, shut up, dude, you undermine our entire careers.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
You think I'm undermining Adam saying how annoying it would
be in a gamble with him walking around? Interesting.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Okay, we're uplifting, dude. I'm saying that it's going to
be awesome and I don't need the fucking flyer and
say cool kids only kickback. That sounds fucking dumb as shit.
We're not even the cool kids, donkey, we don't even know.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
But what's the description of that. We got to know
the description of that. What's the description of the cool
kids kickback?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I feel like we're not cool kids, nor do we
relate to the cool kids only? To me?
Speaker 4 (45:17):
I want to say the non cool kids only kickback,
and then everybody on the ship get them fucking.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Party the non cool kid plaster castor dick, get your
dicks plaster.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
I do like how Adam's like, no one on this
cruise is cool.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
None, none kids the cool kids allowed? Yeah, fuck, don't
try to be too cool.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
The TII guys are the official party gods.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
This doesn't Okay, well this doesn't explain the kickpack. The
TII guys are the official party gods, booze bangers whatever
that means, bros and girls too. Obviously, the ship Exclusive
Kickback will have everything your frat party hard could ever
desire without having to go to college.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
So here's my question. We didn't we weren't in frats.
I don't so our I mean, I guess is our
fan base freddy.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah, some some some of them and some not.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
I feel like there's a little bit of like, we're good,
you're not coming in here vibe.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah, I don't want to work good You're not coming
in here vibe on our ship. That's why the cool
Kids Only I don't like the sound of it.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We're all inclusive because that's gonna happen. They're going to
be like, you're not allowed to come into your own party,
and we're gonna go fuck.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
That's what I'm saying. I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Although Adam will fight security.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
I will shower with people, I will co shower. So
the cool Kids Only Kickback is for the whole ship.
So then just say kick back with the guys, kick
Back or party with the with the guys or only
the wordage of it bothers me.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Yeah, I think we've you know, we're all about it's exclusionary.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Ye, thank you.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
We're in all include lusive ship. Well we're inclusive. What
why are you laughing? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
We are.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
We are an all inclusive ship.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, I know. I'm just thinking about showering with my boys.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Okay, do you want a moment? Yeah, give you a moment.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
No, dude, I like that you went over. Did you
shower with the Tiba?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Is that what happened? We never got to know.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I just was like, that is a I said, I'm
actually going to talk about this on the podcast because
I would like to hear my bro's opinion on this.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
And what did Tiba say?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
He was like cool.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
I was like, I really gotta go if you can leave,
like shit.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, yeah that's fire.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I gotta go. But the other day, when I was
up in La, I was like, I get breakfast a
lot with a Tiva and Blake and you know. And
so I was up there and it was early and
I go, hey, breakfast slash lunch. And I said to
Blake and Atiba and and Blake was like weirdly KG
and was like I'm good, and I'm like, okay, the fuck.
(47:59):
And then now and he's like, and by the way,
don't ask me to go to a Clippers game tonight.
I'm busy. I'm like, all right, fuck right, And then
I hit up a Tiba and Atiba just goes Milan
and I'm like, what I look up? Tiba's just in Milan, Dude,
that's pretty good. Yeah, he's just all over the place.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, he never stops cool, right, star.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
He'd be in that cool kid hang only kickback that's
for damnsor yeah, he's got to play the life.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams, her poison?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Yeah, I think that's more like a Blake question.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
What I guess I would like to No, I don't.
I don't want to take back the whole shower.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I would take backs or lean In's Yeah, double double
double downs.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Well, I would like to double down.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
You know, at least in California, it's important to conserve water.
I think one good way would be not having two
shower heads, but just having two people to one shower
head shower as a friendship. And you know, there's nothing
wrong with that. Yeah, like, that's why we need the water.
That's why we need the water to grow.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
The grow the fruits in the notes. That makes sense,
central valid.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
It's a clothe you know what. It's a clothed friendship shower.
If you guys want to take a shower with your
friend and your bathing, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
M me a photo of you guys doing it. That
would be awesome, Dude, a photo.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Send him a picture of a log.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Are open for that? It was Billy zaying this week
or last week? Because we don't want anyone to die.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I can't tell. I put this jacket back on.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah, you were in the exact same thing.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
I think that was last last week. Yeah, still this week.
Don't want them to die, and let's eat some vegetables.
I don't want you to die.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Either, Yeah, no deaths uh. And I stand by everything
I said this week. So this was a great episode
of sing this one with me.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Miss chuck Berry. You can't play root sixties.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
So imagine he's singing this while he's pissing on someone's
face and farting in someone's mouth. Can't play like Johnny
my Dingling.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
So I don't run, run, Rudolf. The signs were come Rudolph.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
He plays. Oh sure, dude, if you create this song,
you could fart in people's mouths without a doubt. You
get free rain, all right. I like doing that.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
I like doing that.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
That's real pee in people's mouths.
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