Ep 248: All Chaps Are Assless

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is Important, But don't have a gender tvh I went.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
To a house party and Gwen Stefani was there one time,
Orange County punk rock getting radicaled.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
What in the thunderbowl asterisk is happening here?

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Let's go, honey, dude?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Wait is that Adam ER's at the board?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Honey? That was me, dude. I just went to the
Yonce concert, yes, this past weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, oh yeah radical?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Is that from the concert?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I thought that was from a Kanye song.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's I just heard a lot of a lot of
men saying that. Oh I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
There's seventy thousand at Sofi Stadium. There were seventy thousand people. Okay,
if I had to guess, fifty five thousand of them
were gay men in assles chaps, Here we go go,
and I don't think that's much of an exaggeration. Wait, okay, wait,
ass list chaps. Well, first of all, chaps are ass lists.
All chaps are as rice.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
But then it's what you.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wear underneath them, and no one was wearing just denim jeans. Look,
that's not what they were wearing.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
It's it's always a good time to go into abdvine
Land where the fifty thousand people wearing ascid chaps and
you want to see it just for the sake of
like what, what's still probably pretty funny. How many assles
chaps did you see?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Hundreds?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Hundreds, if not thousands, really hundreds of assless chaps.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
These men are wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Thongs, thousands, I would say, what everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
And this is because she's like a cowgirl.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Now I'm gonna come.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yes, a lot of a lot of thongs, a lot
of short It was like a cowboys. I didn't even
know it was a couple of things. Chloe's Like, we
got tickets. It was awesome. Yeah, Allo the clothing brand
they invited us into their like sweet hello, Yes, and
we got to go for free. It was super cool.
Saw Beyonce our our our drive on pass was so good.

(02:19):
Dudes that on the drive in are on the exit
out of the stadium, because we parked underneath the stadium.
We saw Beyonce there you go, just hanging out in
the hallway. That's pretty elite level parking. But did she
have Chaps on at that point? She didn't, but she
did at one point.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Pretty great, Oh cool, but it was.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It was amazing and I think she did like five
shows there, so there's seventy thousand people there every night.
I wonder if it was just the Sunday night show
that was the banger that had all the ass list Chaps,
or if every night and made.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Go right, maybe it was Chaps night.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I didn't realize there was.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
That many gay men in Los Angeles or honey or
did they all come and then they came several nights
grass they came, they all came, They all came.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Did you did you offer anybody your chapstick everybody's coming?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I didn't. I didn't.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You're not an alloy you say hey, if you want,
I got a I got a chapstick for you.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I didn't. I didn't do that. That would be yeah,
that'd be weird.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
How many more nights you have? There might be another
night you can go?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
But it was it was a hell of a show.
I'll give it up to BEYONCEA.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
What is your Beyonce song? Your favorite one?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Which I couldn't. I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Hum hum. The one.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I mean maybe all the single lad because that's the
one that I kind of know, But she didn't do that.
She did all the ones good right, She did all
the ones from this new album, the Cowboy Carter Album,
and I didn't know a single song.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I was really lost.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I was kind of excited because the last time I
saw Beyonce it was her and jay Z and they
did the duel show. And I'm like, oh, jay Z,
what is she doing going with jay Z? He's got
all these bangers. He's gonna blow her off the stage.
That's not what happened at all. I was way off base.
Beyonce was the headliner, yeah, and and jay Z was
like people were like, oh god, he's here. I guess

(04:09):
he's the opening act. Yeah, but this was just Beyonce.
She put on a hell of a show. Didn't know
a single song, but she didn't.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
She was just like just kept dancing. Now you'll know
this one. Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
The microphone to the audience, it's like like you've been
doing the whole show.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
It's like when you know, like bad rap acts where
they're like we'll just be like oh and then and
then the crowd is just doing their the whole hook
of like Ashanti, who's not there because they couldn't afford
her to.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Go and well they catch their breath.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Sure, yes, yes, the features not that.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Who could afford a shanty?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
God?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
I hope she's charging a lot at this point.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I bet we could afford on the cruise.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
She come to the cruise, right, dude, If she came
on the cruise.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Someone's coming out. Yeah, yeah, I bet we might. We might. Anyways,
it'd be bring out any features, like were there any
surprise guests?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
And the annoying thing was is the big surprise was
that her daughter was just their dancing ivy. Of course
she was good, but it felt like and she was
perfectly fine. I don't mean to like shit on a
teen girl.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
It just felt like.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
She didn't seem like a professional dancer like the other
dancers are you know not? You know how the dancers
give they put a little tude on the moves. You
could know the moves.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
But dancers are like for those watching on YouTube, they're hitting,
they're hitting it, they're sticking it. Got got got We're
just kind of like shaking your head a little more.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I'm not a professional dancer, Blake I'm saying this is
you can imagine what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Adam. I hate to break it to you, Adam. You
are are You've been paid to.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Dance kind of a pro. I've seen you walk the Yeah,
I guess I am kind of.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Do you think your body fell apart from just being
a profession nor walking?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, Oh my god, my hips are still quaking from
the Jennifer Hudson Spirit Tunnel.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
My God. By the way, uh, Beyonce keep going.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Three separate times I was complimented on the Spirit Walk.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
No Ship.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, dude, that was the demo. I was like, yeah,
and I didn't walk around. I was just in the booth.
But but they people could like kind of walk past
and I'd get spot in. They're like, oh, I love
your Spirit Walk tunnel, honey, and I'm like, yeah, thanks,
girl friend.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was sick. It was actually ton of fun. It
sounds really cool. Blake would love it. Blake would love it.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I would so Blue Ivy. We're kind of in a
bring your daughter to work day world, right, Like Elon's
bringing his kid on the shoulders into the Oval office
to talk about nukes.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah for sure. Yeah, really, I guess I just.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Feel like it's kind of we're in that moment where
it's like, was.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
He the one that's when he would like went to
Donald Trump the little kid and he's like, we're going
to be president soon. He like kept telling him said
that the little child. Oh really, yeah, yeah it was.
It was a cool interaction.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's dope.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's cool and scary and probably true. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was wild.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Then they brought it just felt like she was doing
TikTok dances blue white.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, but what that makes sense? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Is she getting paid for that? You think or you
think Mom's just like come on.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Out, No, I bet she's getting paid.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'm seeing sons and daughters and like commercials a lot
now where it's like, also, my son's gonna be standing
right here while I do the commercial, and you're gonna
give him two hundred grand?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, no reason you have to give him. Yeah, a
couple hundred grand exactly.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Right, but that seems kind of genius, though.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Like what are we doing? I mean I don't know,
I'm like, cool, cool, great, you're just getting extra extra checks.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
They're they're paying for their own college. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I guess I guess. So it depends on if the
kid wants to do that.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Don't make your kid go in front of seventy thousand
people had so far if they don't want to do
true TikTok dances.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Right.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, but she was a little frigid up there. I
liked it more when they brought the younger daughter up
and then she just was geeked. She was just like
she was just like wavy and like we and I
was like, that's that's more fun. This other girl was
like going to work. I'm like, oh, but but then
it wasn't. She wasn't doing that great job better than

(08:17):
I could do, better than I could do.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yes, yes, I think I saw her at the halftime
show of like a Cowboys game or something, and she
did she did all right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Was that the the Netflix did a big Netflix football
game at Christmas time?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, which was insane? Is that what this concert is
is basically that that show like Thotflix. I didn't I
didn't watch that show. I didn't watch that.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
But no, but yes, if they were all in assless
chaps and cowboy hats, assless.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Chaps, yeah, they were.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I remember Chloe was like ready to go to the
concert and she was just wearing a cowboy hat. And
every once in a while Chloe will make a big
swing hat wise and wear a big dumb hat, and
I'm like, I hate nig dum has.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
They're my least favorite. I know, you really, do you
hate a dumb hat? Yeah, dude, a dumb hat.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
And you've seen the SNL's catch correct, No I haven't.
Oh there's a whole big dumb hat SNL sketch where
it's like, when you're like a woman of a certain age,
you just need a big dumb hat.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh yeah, great minds because we're borrowing from them. Yeah apparently, Yeah,
I uh, that doesn't feel. It just bothers me. That's
a small dumb hat. Small dumb hats are fine. It's
when they it blocks the view of people and you're
going to an event and you're like, well, I can't
even see even if you're out at a bar, So.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
We're not going to see you at the derby anytime soon,
or you're gonna be taking people's hats off.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well that's for big dumb hat. That's what the event
is for. I didn't know that this was a cowboy thing.
I didn't know this was a cowboy thing. So I
see Chloe in this hat and I go, oh no,
I go, oh no, honey, I was getting into a character.
I was like, oh no, honey, you gotta take that off. No,
and she, uh wait, she did, and then I got

(10:00):
there and then I felt bad because she was the
only girl without a dumb cowboy yet.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
And did she give you ship? And who was she?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Like? Told you yeah, yes essentially. And you said you
were getting into characters? So were you pretending to be
a gay man the whole time during the concert? And
what do you mean by getting into character? I was
Kelvin Jemstone.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
It was the night of the Okay, fair Enough series
finale of Gemstone, So I was Kelvin Jimstone.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I win his character.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Two.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I love that. That's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Character, Blake. Would you go to a not would you like?
What would get you to a Beyonce concert?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh? Very easily. If I was guaranteed some Destiny Child songs,
I would.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Go right or some Alo pants.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
No, that's not what happened. It was that didn't happen.
I know, That's why you know. And also if it
was free, I would go. Yeah, the seats were but
undeniably sick. It was. It was very, very unreal.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
The big shout out to Alo, Yeah, send us some
pants or shirts or it's al O Alo.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Our Dick's look, Blake. What would be your what would
be your Beyonce jam that would get you out of
your seat?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Hmmm?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I like her song Kitty Cat. It's kind of a
deep cut, but I really like that song. It's really good,
has a good beat. Click, it's pretty good. You lose,
there's a few. Uh, what's the one? Surfboard? That one's
pretty good. See.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
If she just did the greatest hits, that it would
have been a phenomenal show. I understand you gotta you
gotta take the new album for for a spin. But
but just as a person who's not going to go
to many Beyonce concerts in his life, I wanted to
hear the hits.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
You know.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
That's why it's great when a band or a artist
gets a little older and they just know that you
have to You could do a few songs from the
new album, but then it really has to be hits
or else people revolt for the moms and dads. I
think people just love Beyonce too much that she she's
allowed to just do At three hours, she's surrounded by

(12:02):
yes people.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
At the end of the concert, like the encore, she
didn't go through like a medley of like, oh.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Dude, she did a medley and I'm like, okay, here
we go. It lasted five minutes. It was like thirty
seconds per song and I'm like this, what are we
doing here?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Man?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
No, she was like no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, no, no. Child. That is next no Mills, Bill's Mills,
no more no no no no, no, no, no, no
no no.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Is that her best song? By the way, yeah, y y,
I mean it's it's great.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Bring up some Beyonce greatest hits.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It was.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
It was a very fun show, dude. A lot of
male ass Jakes Blake Blake would have loved it.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Thank you so much. Uh well, come on check up
on it. This one was really good.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I'll say, a song that really gets me going and.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Missus Destiny okay, like you can't. Well it's listed as beance,
But dude, I'm a Destiny's child.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
That's how she got me. That's how I'll always remember her.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
I just you're a Destiny's child grown up.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, I'm a destiny grown up that.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, I mean you got any from as her spin
as Foxy Cleopatra.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
In my library? No, but I could definitely search Apple Music.
Please hold. You want the first fifteen seconds of the
number one song?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
We want? No, we don't want the first we want
the best, most recognizable fifteen seconds.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I don't know that. I don't know. I also don't
know this one. I don't know that. Here's the second one.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh to the left is the one to the left,
to the left.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Wait, this one's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
And Halo, Oh yeah, yep, you must not know about dude.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
If you play this song, ride in to create six
feet from the edge, there's not a dry eye in
the house. Well it slip that, yeah, Create, You're right,
get them going.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
I want to kill yourself. And then you're like, no,
you know what you to the left?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
You just yes, that's right. She does make some pretty
powerful tracks. She makes them a race rock for sure.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
She's the real deal. Halo, it was a real deal.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
She's a real freaking deal. I just played you. This
makes you salute Angel.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
This is gonna be when I win the presidential race.
That's gonna be the song I like put my hand
on the bible to this is.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
When you're what did we call you the Rancho cucamong dude?
What was it?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
What did we city councilman, dude, saity counsel. I think
we talked about.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
His like arc for seven seasons. You couldn't remember city councilman, dude.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I mean, it's not on the tip my tongue. I
just I I needed a little help.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Well, my favorite thing about that was that it clearly
should have been city council dude. But we were like,
it's funnier to have it be worse here to.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Fuck it up.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, that was a choice. That was
a lot of our shows. It was funnier for it
to be worse. Man.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh the good old Well.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
I saw Blake the other night.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh my god, Yes we did see each other.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Where did I see you? Blake?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Was that out and about randomly because that's the best
or was it?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
You guys knew none? Yeah, you know, I.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Have a thing on my phone, so that can't happen.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh okay, get close and you're with that one hundred yards.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
I've flipped so many bitches in my car because of that.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I've been like, got me loaded.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah, hell, but no, where did I see you? Blazer?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
We went and saw the somewhat premiere of Jillian Bell's
movies called The Friends and Family. Yeah, the Friends and Family.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Summer of six sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, summer of sixty nine, dudes.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
And guess what it's about? Exactly that sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
A nice it is? Yeah? I was actually really hyped there.
There is no doubt about it is. It's all sixty
nine all the time. That's so much for you, No,
I look, I can never get enough. Did you guys
enjoy the film? Honest critique?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I did super funny. Yeah, it's great, super funny movie.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
All right, Yeah, I'm hyped on it.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
She did a great job. She looked great on the night.
I thought she was Florence Pug when I saw her.
I got it. The Thunderbowl asterisk is happening?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Here? Is it Pug like the dog?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Ya? How do you pronounce it? Poog?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I thought it was pug puw pug?

Speaker 4 (16:44):
And you Blake one more. I feel like every week
I have to explain to Blake that this is a
comedy podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I know, but also you have to unpack it because
listeners at home go this fucking guy just called her
pug And these guys aren't correct, so at every angle here.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well and also, by the way, dude, I don't know
how to pronounce I just did the Tonight Show last
week with her, and I did.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
And you called her pug.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I didn't know how to pronounce it. I mean, I'm
not going to say her first and last name, but
I was backstage.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
It's Florence pooshe cuge.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Well, where is she from? What's her country of origin?
Do we know that?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Why?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
No? And I take that back. I did Kelly and
Mark with her, not.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
The Tonight Show, okay, and.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's Kelly Rippa. Yeah, Kelly Rippa. She's ripped, dude, And
so is Mark. I will say I kind of towered
over them a little bit, and I was so excited.
Mark is not a big name of the Mark is
not a big name.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
That doesn't shock you.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I bet he weighs one hundred and fifty pounds. You
need another four inches. That's crazy. Yeah, saying Mark is
her husband? This is an a c slater, right who?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, no, no, no, that's Mario Lopez.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Fucking she were we talking about?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah, dude, if I didn't know better, i'd say, you're racist, bro,
You're that's I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I didn't hear. I was still fucking fuming over mispronounced.
You said, who's Mark Mario Lopez? No, you said, who's
Mark A Slater?

Speaker 4 (18:19):
What did you say?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Who is this person? Mark?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
What?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I didn't hear you?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Please? He's the husband and co host of Kelly Reppo.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's Kelly and Mark is the name. It used to
be like Regis and Kelly, and then it was you know, okay,
and then now it's been a variation of this same
show for like thirty years. And she's She's fantastic, fantastic,
very nice woman.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
They're small, very small.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
That's regious, wasn't it Regis and Kelly for a while?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, it was that.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Regis was something else.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Huh, Oh, we can.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Give them all the flowers?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Is he gone? He gone? He gone?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
He did what he was old as fun. He was
super old and.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Like, hell, act like you know who that is? Oh,
because it's a white you know who he is?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Blake?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
What the fuck? Region? What the hell? Because who wants
to be a millionaire's that was a game changer? Remember
when fucking that rule? So damn it was. It was
all these things. Remember when that was appointment television, A
damn game show.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Spell umbrella.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'm doing it again. I think I think I'm doing it.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
They asked me to do it, and I could pick
a co host. Do either of you really want to
do it? It sounds I've been talking to Isaac about it.
What the hell I didn't get a call.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
It sounds like I'm available.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Okay, No, it looks like you're not it, Blake.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Sorry, but the whole thing comes down to having a
holding a two shot of two people, Blake, and your
hair just can't it just can't fit fit the frame.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Oh ship, that's so I can tie it back, tie
it back?

Speaker 4 (19:54):
WHOA where'd you pull that from? Just now?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I think I had it When we were on tour.
That was when we would go to like answering audience
questions oh.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, or or that that funny bit of
trying to just put the spotlight on Kyle and having
him like answer a question and be like.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I don't I don't like this, man, man, I don't
like this.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I hate being up here. But about to break dance
for ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I'm gonna sing a whole Selena song. But I hate,
I hate.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I like when Kyle gets nervous, he just resorts to
break dancing real quick.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
M Yeah, he's the best thing. I love him.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Uh, Adam, are you good? Off of those noises? I'm
fine now.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Remember when they followed who wants to be a Millionaire?
Up with fucking you are the weakest link? Goodbye, goodbye?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
It was just game. Where did they find that bitch?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I'm like, dude that oh she was. It was big
in the UK and she came over and she remember her?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
She was so hot.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Can you imagine if your job was just being a
fucking bitch?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
That is hot white meat right there. Maybe that's Blake's favorite. Hello,
I love a white grandma. She looked like.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Barbara from Shark Tank, you know what I'm saying, very similar.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
By old small white, old.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Small white with short hair. She was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
We used to do a thing in high school where
we would, you know, get raced to beat off. You
couldn't get off the fastest. Yeah, you are the weakest, sleep.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Blake Anderson once again.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Uh no, Blake, No.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
We would sit in a car and hot box.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
What did you do with your dick?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Hot box with each other, okay, and then whoever had
to stop smoking weed, then we would all do a
bit of being like you are the weakest smoke goodbye,
And it was our favorite.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I want to be friends with you. You would have
been the weakest smoke every every time. So what I'm
still having fun with my friends. Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
What does that look like? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
What does that look like? Very shag of downing.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
You can't just keep smoking.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I can. Some people cannot. Some people I think wig
out or freak out. Mm hmm, yeah, start to get
a little paranoid.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah, I mean in hindsight, because you're kicking them out
in a moving vehicle.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
In hindsight, it was a lot of like right outside
a party and we're just hot botxing the shit out
of a car, making it more of a I sort
like the neighbors are not only is there a party
happening now, like smoke is seeping from underneath the car.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
You're doing everything you can to get the police to show.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Up, to get police to show up, and then and
then we're just inside this car for like three hours
in the middle of the party. And then Jesus come
back because you're no. One wants to be the weakest.
Smoke goodbye, and so then you go back into the
party and then all the fun stuff's happened. You're two stone.
It kind of sucked in hindsight.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
But you see, this is like hands on a hard
body situation.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
It really was. It really was legendary with that truck.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
That truck, that truck.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Is that still available on any sort of streaming platform?

Speaker 4 (23:15):
That's got me on YouTube? Yeah? Sliding sliding the blake stems.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh yeah, it was a show. It was a documentary. Right,
didn't someone die worse? Worse, worse than that, worse than death? Okay,
what's worse than that? Murder? Brother, straight up murder? You
don't remember.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Okay, well, let's explain what hands on the hard body is.
So hands on a hard body is you place your
hand on a car and whoever if you accidentally go
to scratch your nose and take your hand off the car,
then you're out. And whoever can touch the car for
the longest wins the car correct, and it lasts for days.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yes, so people are like hallucinating and like, are people
like eating meals with one hand?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, dude, yes, so much so. That someone was like
awake for so long that they ended up like just
letting go of the car, walking straight to like the
nearest department store just.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Across across the parking lot to a Walmart, right.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yes, getting a gun and killed people. Yeah, went back
and started shooting people so he could win the truck.
Or he's just had it, had it enough. Snap. Maybe
people were talking shit. Yeah, somebody was talking shit.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
I think he was like, what is my life? I'm
gonna go kill people.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
It's a bummer. But it's a good documentary.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
It's really good, and we spoiled it, but you gotta
watch it.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, you have to keep one hand on the truck.
And I don't even think Blake got to this or
anybody got to this. The one who has their hand
on the truck the longest wins the truck.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah. Yeah, it's nice truck. Good, great, great, uh and
it's a dope truck. It's all sick.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, but that contest doesn't happen anymore because of the
brutality murder. Well, that's whack.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It sucks that like one guy kills some people, like
kids are still going to school, you know, and hm,
that's true, A lot of.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Kids are getting homeschool A lot of some kids are.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
At a lot of homeschoolers.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Now, well, I remember that, uh that that contest. It
was a radio contest where the guy is who could
chug the most water and then he like explode.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
For like a sega genesis. Right, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
For something so stupid and that he died from drinking
too much water. Yeah, I feel like we should. You
could still have that contest.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Was it a dude or a woman? I thought it
was a woman trying to get a sega or something
like that for her kid. Oh, it was a mom
and her stomach exploded of milk or water.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I would have a water chugging competition with you guys.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Go for it.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Dude. I don't think it was milk because you could
only drink so much milk before your your body, uh
it throws up.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
It was water because as a water drinking champion, I
sort of related.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
To that face of circle. Absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
It goes without saying I don't even mean to say it.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Anna, who is our producer, told us right before this
episode that she's checked out and she's checked doesn't care
about our podcasts anymore.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
She says that this episode is off to a great start.
She cackled at Florence Pug So that's sweet of her.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Yeah right, well, I think she might have sent that.
She meant to send that to uh whatever the fuck
his name is that she does the podcast.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I remember bowen yangs she meant to send.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It to bowen Yang. Yes, Anna also does produce Bowen
Yang's podcast, Very funny podcast.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, now, producer, Anna, was it water? Was it milk?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
What it was? Water? It was water? You said it
was milk. I said, I think human body can only
contain so much water before it evacuates the body. It's
like not even a thing, like you can't drink a
certain amount of milk. Okay. The contesters called hold your
Wii for a wee a wee wow. Yes, point though

(26:57):
it killed somebody. Yes, I'm crazy. She died for a
Nintendo week. It was an obsolete fucking gift at this point.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, but absolutely still works.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Nobody has WI anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
I we bowled yesterday.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
You did. What the fuck are you doing with your
we fucking rocks? You're still we bowling, man, dude.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
We we about it, we bout it about it.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
We rocks.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I remember when we when I first quit the Improv.
I quit working at the Improv because someone came in
and was essentially like I did the Montreal Comedy Festival,
YadA YadA, and they were like, you can't be seen
working the door at the Improv anymore. Uh, you have
to get a job somewhere else. And I was like, no,
I'm gonna make it in comedy. I'm quitting and just
gonna do comedy full steam. And that just meant I

(27:44):
sat around the house until it's time to go to
the comedy clubs and would do like one ten minute
spot and that was my entire life. And so I
would sit at home and play we bowling for eight
hours a day, and then whoever had the day off
would sit with me and smoke weed and play we
and it was a fantastic existence.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Those are the days we.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I didn't mean this ship on. It'll be my take back, okay.
We was legit like we sports be tennis, we golf,
we bowling, wet it.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
We was a fascinating era. We the people where Nintendo
was like, we're still here, We're still something. Oh yeah,
we're still standing.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
They're always going to be a factor. They just make
a really great product.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
And are they twitch for switch switch?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
What a switch switch? Right?

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I love my switch switch to.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Switch switch ititch. I don't know what goodbye. I'm so removed.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I need this switch too. I need this switch to.
I think they just dropped it.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
What do you play on the switch?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I play a lot of like they drop a lot
of like old school games. And then yeah, I just
you know, play lots of stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
So no specifics.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Thanks, yeah, thanks, You're great at podcasting.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Just just name one, just name one? Uh, games from
before are what I.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I'm trying to think of what it makes me go?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Like Blake's kind of posing about playing Nintendo.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Like Smash Bros. Of course, right, like I have to
that's a one one of the best.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Why are you saying that so angrily?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Do me to do? Name video games?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Fucking Super Smash Brothers.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Don't get call fucking Jesus.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Are you waking out of my face?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Interview over? Interview over.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I just want to get to know you better, man,
well the classics.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I'm just like, I just want to know my friends.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
We didn't know you had a dog for like eight years. Bro,
you don't listen. Even if I said what I played,
you wouldn't listen. You'd forget his was over. You forget
his was over.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Dude, we didn't know you had a dog named Pickles ever,
Oh my god, is it Pickles?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Okay, so you play Super Smash Brother.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Weird that I have multiple friends with dog's name Pickles.
You know, Adam Ray's dog is named Pickles. It's almost
the exact same dog. It's almost the exact same dog.
Why does everyone have a dog named Pickles that's the
same dog.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
It's science because people are unoriginal.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Oh yeah, I don't. I don't what causes you ton't
name your dog, Adam?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Let's have a set.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Hey, shout out to all my Nintendo switchheads. Let me
know if you got the Nintendo switch to.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Switch hitters where my switch hitters at switch it batter
up that that witch are rude down in Australia.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
But I think it's really hard to get the switch too,
because you know, China isn't really fucking with us anymore
and they're not sending it to parts.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
You're famous, figure it out. You're famous.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
You can just use some money so you'll do a commercial.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
You know I will.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I will, Yeah, I'll do I'll do whatever they want.
I'll do anything for Nintendo. Yeah, you'll do anything for is.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
You got to do things for like money sometimes and
maybe get your manager if he's not asleep at the wheel, Isaac.
And maybe because I remember when you did a billion
commercials for Buzzball and they gave you zero dollars.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
It was no Adam. I did like two commercials for
Buzzball and those were paid for it.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
But I figure that I'm referring to as finishing every
podcast by slamming one off.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Hey that was for me. That was for me.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I can respect that. Yeah, it is. It is crazy, though,
to be like to think back a year, two years,
or maybe even just one year ago and being like, yeah,
I see buzzballs around sometimes. I know what they are.
They are absolutely everywhere.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, and Blake was the face.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I think he made under three thousand dollars for all
of that.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Get your ten ninety nine out, get your W two.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Do you think I'm the reason buzzballs are a thing.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I think you played a huge role in it, and
you definitely worth more than the three thousand dollars you
were paid.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
You might be right now. They don't even answer. They
don't respond to my dms. They're like mad at me.
You know how they made that Lonzo buzzball like a
basketball blue one and it was a Lonzo ball. I'm like, yo,
like need that left me on fucking scene.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Did they actually do one though, or was it just
for like a one off?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Thinks so I've never seen one in Preston.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yeah, That's what I'm saying is that they were like,
we don't have any.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, but also they could hit you back saying, oh, Blake,
we love you. We just made a one on one
just for him as a promotional thing. But here's some product,
like here's a T shirt so you could talk about it.
They you did commercials for them, They paid you no money.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
You you wave.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Their flags so high, very proud. Yeah, and then they
ghosted you. I don't care if they're women or not.
It's a women owned company.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
They fucking suck off. K Okay, they did my boy dirty.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Also, kind of don't like them appropriating. They're appropriating balls.
That's kind of our thing. Yeah, you know, get your own,
be fair to them. Well, they could have called it
you women have cans.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, it could have been cans, got cans, could have
been to juice.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
That's great at them.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
The pad bag I would drink. I would drink tit juice.
It would it gets you fucked up.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Maybe we come out with a with our liqueur and
it's tit juice.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, men own for men, men owned titty bag.
And is it like a wine cooler?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'm drunk? Now what is it? It could be well whatever,
I mean, it's whatever slop.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Workshop it We'll get like a whatever slop I mean
if it's yeah, it could be I mean, if we're
following Buzzball's playbook, it could be literal poison, the worst
tasting beverage of all time.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Should we get a little squirt of what's the like
little square breast milk, the real good breast milk. What's
that one called the liquid gold?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh uh, it's like it starts with the seas we've
tore some We've talked about it before.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, where it comes out like yellow.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Did we did? We did a little squirt of that
little squirt what could be called little squirt liquid gold?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Well, squirt is a beverage. You are aware that, yeah,
but little you.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Have a little, a little I'm gonna soda and call
it a little little Coca cola, little pep colostrum.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Tom just came in with colostrum. Yes, colostrum.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Way to get there to my boy with the colostrum
from the.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Hey, anything that's got strum. This musician is all about it.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Hey, yes boy, Yes, fine, we're just connecting dots that
maybe don't even need to be connected.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Hey, I want I do want to shout out buzzballs
because they do do a month where they they highlight
testicular cancer. Okay, so they so does everyone.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Dude, I'm sick of putting these fucking companies on this
high horse, on this pedestal and then just because and
then they one time, once once a year, they go,
hey guys have ball cancer, and suddenly we have to
think they're a good company. I don't.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
They did my boy dirty.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
They made him no money, he waved the flag super high.
They fucking they are leaving him on scene.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's sounds true. That's hurtful.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
They on scene, leave you on scene.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, that hurts.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
After all you've done for them, pushing the brand forward.
Now they're taking all.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Of your sweat act equity and they're cashing.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
In, Baby, sweaty sweaty ass equity.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Sweaty ass equity and they're cashing in.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I'm pissed now, dude. Yeah, okay, Wow, why aren't you
my manager? What the fuck I should be? I honestly,
I wouldn't miss now.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I tell Isaac all the time what a great manager
I think I would be. I think he would be
excellent if I didn't also have to.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Do the whole other side of the job. Sure.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, let me tell you how much of a nightmare
of a of a manager you would be. What's that
you imagine? Like you go in like on set and
then Adam comes in as your manager and just starts
dancing and like doing and doing essentially a stand up dude.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
You wouldn't replace me in no, Yeah, everything I did.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Adam would be like, know your lines and you go,
where are you? I think you're Are you trying to
usurped dude?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I'm just I'm just mouthing your lines all right? Off?
Yeah screen, dude, dude, dude, you should say this. You
should say this.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
You gotta go sit down, You're in my no.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
See, I would if I was Okay, I fair point.
That is a fair point. But if I ever happened
to Who's singing Who's singing, I were to be a manager,
I would then be playing the role of the manager,
and the role of the manager doesn't do that ship Okay, okay,
I like and if I know what a role of

(36:44):
a manager is by looking at Isaac, he's over at Crafty. Uh,
he's telling people he had a thought in his brain.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
He not wearing underwear.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
He's talking about.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Bands from when he was young, and then mentioning where
Orange County is in proximity to where he is.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
My favorite band is Absolute Crisis.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Huh. The Descendants, they're the best.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Gotta take your word for it. I guess that was
a band.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Punk rock getting radical.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
The best band is a band called Off.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
So Henry Realms spit in my mouth one time.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Gwen Stefani.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I went to a house party and Gwen Steffani was
there one time, Orange County punk Rock getting Radical.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
You are the weakest Lincoln, So yeah, I think I
would be a pretty good manager. Yeah you would. Thank you,
Thank you for standing up for me. By the way,
I have a feeling maybe Buzzballs will be in the DMS.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I hope so, I hope so because you love it.
They're trash, but you love it, and I don't want
their dirty money. Okay, that's for you. That's for my
boy Blake, because he loves it. And people of Blake's ilk,
what is what right of Blake's ilk?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
They love it.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I wonder why they don't fuck it Blake anymore.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
It's going on here. Water trash, people of Blake's silk.
They love this. Poisoned water.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, poisoned juice.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah so okay, Well I think I hopefully that set
the record straight with them.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
You did come over to Easter at my house, a
Easter egg hunt with a full buzzball.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Well, now it's a tradition.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Guess who almost cashed it?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Oh you did. Later that day, I.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Got I got litt. I woke up with the craziest
like my teeth the next morning.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Was Emma pumped on that.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Oh it's because you don't brush your teeth. If you
brush your teeth that night, then you could.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Hay oh never know. Yeah, uh no, it did me
right though. It was a big biggie margherita, which isn't awful.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, those are biggies, the tequila rita, the limerita.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
No, the margaritas are they're okay if you put it
over ice.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
If you put it you gotta get it real cold.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, so cold.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
You don't really taste what it tastes like. You know
how you can get something so ice cold? That's like
whenever they're like, oh, actually, vodka shots are pretty smooth.
You just have to drink it from this block of ice, right,
and you're like, well, yeah, ever, anything is pretty smooth.
If it's almost frozen, you don't taste it.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, that's the trick. Yeah, that's the that's the trick.
That's the trick that Kirkland vodka goes down reels when
it's icy.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
That pope, is that your vodka of choice?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, it's the best deal.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
What's with the rumor that they're like, you know, Kirkland
is made at the same factory as Gray Goose or whatever,
like they.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Always said they yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
So they're like, it's someone looks that up for us
a drunk MythBuster.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Great, that's actually really good. You know what I heard
is you you take the Kirkland vodka and you run
it through a brit a filter and then it turns
it into great blake.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Where'd you hear that?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Well, you know what's fantastic real talk is you put
vodka and soda, water or whatever into a circle. Okay,
and then you drink that.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
It's the right, Yes, sir, I like that.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
And so is this like your drinking and what like
a cosmo or something like a vodka cranberry.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, oh you're saying, even with like the flavor. So
it's like the vodka, the soda and the flavor. You
put the flavors.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
You put the vodka and then a regular soda water
and then it's.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
The I was looking at the soundboard. I was looking
at this sleboard.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
What do you think a circle is?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Besides that, Well, you can put it to zero flavor it. Hello,
I'm very familiar with the product coming on.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, that's what he meant. No, make sure you put
in your circle. Turn it to zero. You don't want
to taste anything. Besides what we just talked about, the
reason we're not putting it in a glass, We're just
trying to get the brand out there. We're brand ambassadors.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's a good size. It's a good size, it.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Fits in your hand.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
It fits right, yeah, no doubt, come on, okay.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
So Greg Goose is saying that they're They're like, it's
completely false. We got the good ship. We're not Kirkland vodka.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
It's not great. Oh why didn't you cry about it?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
And apparently Costco is also saying this, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I like to believe.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I like to isn't that wild though, Like they had
to do a press release because people were out there.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Well, Costco is, Come on, the Kirkland Army is crazy,
it's the colt. Costco is real deal. They moved the needle.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Had what what was that? What was the line we
gave Gillian head looking like a like.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
A boss and head to toe Costcos.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I like it. That's a power.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I feel like Costco does. Don't they like give their
employees like health insurance and days off and ship like that.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
You know they do. But they did recently go on strike.
I saw something.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Well that's not Costco, that's the workers of Costco. Right. Oh,
so fuck them, is what you're saying. Fuck unions, union buster.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Wait, what's the what's the difference here?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
They start scabbing at Costco? Free hot dogs? Are you
Blake Anderson. Hum, yeah, man, grab a TV. Hey you
want a chicken bake?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Get on?

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Do we got landline phones over there? Pretty crazy?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I've lost the zoom. I I cannot see you guys.
It's been a while since I've seen you.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I don't It's okay, we haven't changed yet. I'm back. Hey,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Pizza?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Pizza Bud? I like, Isaac just chimes in with they
are teamsters? Who's teamsters?

Speaker 4 (42:20):
The drivers like the delivery people for Costco of course.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Okay, let's go through this.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Okay, more information coming in now, Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Stand by, wait, hold on, wait, hold hold on, hold on.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I cannot I'm trying to figure out how to get
back to where? How How does Costco drivers are being
team stirs have anything to do with what you guys
were talking about.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
They're the ones striking.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Hey not that crazy kind of makes sense.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
We got a link for five minutes to unlearn about
Costco's Kirkland signature, but like it's too much a law.
We're not gonna do all that.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
I think I'll just go should we go to Let's go?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
That's how I felt in high school, whenever they would
give like a lot of reading, I'm like, I'm gonna skim.
Yeah right, there's not like even when it's an article,
even when it's an article that I'm like, Wow, this
is really interesting. I really want to know all this information.
I don't remember the last time I finished an article.
Like if you get something from the New York Times
or like a real publication and you go to read

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it and you you're like reading reading, You're like, oh,
it's still it's still fucking going.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
It's still it's still going.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Scroll And then you realize you're only like a third
of the way through, and you're like, I have to
I'm not gonna spend all day reading this article.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
And maybe you guys don't relate to this, but this
is very much the same case with recipes online. Have
you ever looked up like how to make something and
they know there's the fucking longest paragraphs you.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Can just scroll past it just to get to the
fucking thing.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yeah, because motherfuckers just be talking. Like in my childhood,
I thought butterscotch chips were absolutely fantastic, and I all
and you're just like, bro, just give me how much?
Just give me that good What is the oven supposed
to be set at? Brother?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Right? Dude, right, you're just trying to make a beef Wellington. Huh.
I know history.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I'm just trying to feed my kids of beef Wellington.
No diddy, no diddy.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I wanted to read an article in The New Yorker,
and for an extra two dollars you could get the magazine,
and so I'm like, okay, man has hard copies, dude,
so many I haven't read one article? Is everyone wrote?
They keep coming, dude, they it just won't.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
We have ten years of New Yorkers. We could build
like a barn in the backyard out of the like
mult Have you.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Ever read one?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Have you ever read? Yeah? Oh really it's it's pretty outstanding,
but it is too long. Yeah, when you get into
like a good article and then you flipped the page
a couple of times and you're like, oh, how many
more pages? And it's like continued on page ninety two
and you're like no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
No, no, You're done. Who has time for a good article?
Who has time for people? Like?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
It's a retiree, right, I feel like I get I
I open it up. I read like three paragraphs of
and then I'm like, I get it. There's fires in California.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
There's fires. I get it.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Shut up, Why do we need Why does it need
to be eleven pages on their beaten fight?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
They did too much to drink water smell.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
I can smell the fires from my house.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, right right. You're a visual person and a nasal person.
I'm a nasal person.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
In New Yorker, we'll write about our own fires. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Give me yes, brother, you right.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
About fucking what sewer? Rats in the fucking subway stations?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Slice of pizza?

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I forget about it. New York.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Todd straus Chulsen my friend director.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
You guys know Tod.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, he is directed a movie, like a creature feature.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Called Rats from New Line. Yeah. Good, I'm kind of
excited about it. Yeah, that could be very fun.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
It was just it was just announced.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I thought that was a cool idea for a movie.
Is this something that's in the about to start filming
or it's coming out soon.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
No, I think that it was just announced that he's
signed on to direct it, and I'm not attached to
it at all. I just thought it was a cool
I've been wanting to do a creature features.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
It's like a Jillian didn't fucking snatch that ship from him.
She's behind the camera. Now, guys watch out.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Hell yeah yeah, you go from sixty nine in to
Rat Summer sixty nine on Hulu.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
It's on Hulu, by the way. I just want to
make sure people know this. Oh yeah, yeah, rats are
Why do we like? Do we are rats scary and
horrible and like in movies? Because we just kind of
know there's more of them than there are of.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Us, that's right.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
And they'll and they spread disease, and they will bite
you and they'll scratch you.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
But isn't that the misnomers that, like the black plague
was started by the things that were on the rats,
not the rats themselves.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Well they carry the way what they carry.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
No, but like the it was like the bug. Maybe
I'm wrong, and if I'm wrong, sliding blake stamps, but
it was like the bugs that were on the rats
that were spreading the black whatever. Play.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
But to me, that's the same thing as the rat
because the rat is the delivery source.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
And this is why you're not a scientist, because it's
not the same thing.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I know, it's not the same thing. But it's when
I see a rat, I'm thinking they're carrying disease, whether
it's a bug on them or something in there or whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Sure they are the reason it's present, or the reason
the disease is in my bedroom or wherever the rat is.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Correct, So you like to grab the rat, wash the rat,
keep the rat. Rats new?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Have you tried to wash a rat? It easy, bro
it easy, easy, get in here.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I will say, Blake, I forget what podcast I saw
you on. I saw a clip of a podcast and
someone brought up I think it was uh Eric Andre's podcast,
and he had mentioned the fact that we had rats
at the Workaholics house and then you and then he said,
Adam told me a story about the night of and

(48:26):
then you're like, yes, the night of many kills. And
then you said, dude, yes, let's hear it. You said,
break me off, baby, that you were part of murdering
these rats. You said, oh, yes, we killed a lot
of rats that night. As if you murdered the rat
along with me in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
No you didn't. I think that is not how it happened.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
And Adam wants to get the story straight because that
is never I.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Can tell you how I participated because maybe you were
so involved with your own story. Once again, you didn't
care about how I was taking in care of the rats.
But you recall Kyle and I were setting numerous traps
in the attict and we would go up and replace
that trap over addic addicts. Okay, he's an addict.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
We wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
We would replace that trap over and over again. I
was an addict to killing these rats. We kept killing
baby rats up in.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
I think what Adam's talking about is like Adam was
striking you were striking rats.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yes, yeah, you made a coat of rats. Yes I yes, No,
I wasn't. I wasn't the one who was putting them
in bags and smashing them into the wall. That's that's
not what I was doing, right, Well, that's what that's what.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
You led Eric Andre to believe in this interview.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
It's good radio.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Everybody spreading spreading lines.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Guys brought it up. I didn't go, yeah, come on, man.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Look you can't say that. Ship Adams speaks the truth.
There's thousands of people in Ass's chaps whe about how
you killed rats ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I also, I don't think I said that I think
I said exactly where where no no, no, no said
we were setting trap up. And I might have said, addict,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I don't know what's the matter, like rat got your tongue?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Uh and by the way, okay, by, and now I
got a bone to bes you got a bone.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I got a bone, dude.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Just one second ago you said that that you were
leading people to believe that it wasn't thousands of men
and assless chaps. There's no way, dude, there were seventy
thousand people there, seventy thousand.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
No way you saw one thousand men with no I
saw more than one thousand with.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
No under under the chaps, like wearing thong.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
It was, It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
It was a lot of thongs, some short shorts like
Daisy dukes. But no one was wearing jeans under these shorts.
That was not a thing.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Hot hot, hot hot.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
They were not on the ground floor where I was,
with jeans on thousands of them. And I'm just saying
Blake would have loved it, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I would have. I'm very inclusive. I love, I love,
buts don't have a gender tph mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Clip that, Hey, Blake, You'll love this. Uh So, I
play this game called called Framed where it like shows
you that shows you the picture of a movie? Yes, yes, yes,
what is it called against framed? And like the first
frame they show you is a very like obscure portion
part of the movie, right, and then it gets more obvious.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Very good at this game.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
It sucks, it's weird, it's a it's a it's a
sad talent it is.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I also like that you decided to put It's like
an old person game. It's like if I put my
wordle score on Instagram every day.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Uh I love love that you do it. It's it's
really cool.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I was on a roll the other day. I was like,
I guess I need to post how because I like
the game. I'm trying to put the Framed guy on
a little bit. I guess it's cool. But like the
one the other day, I like, click on it, I
don't know what the fuck it is. And then I
get to the second one and I'm like, I know
that ass and it's just the back of a dude
standing in front of a building, and I'm like, that's

(52:20):
Patrick Swayzey's ass. And we've always talked about how in
the eighties like they tried to like sexualize guys in
a way that they sexualized women to be like what
we're doing with everybody, And it was always like the
chicks lowering their sunglasses to be like, look at the
keyster on him. It was just but it was just

(52:40):
Swazy all day was the guy whose butt was like
the star of movies.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I have moments in my mind that are exact moments,
like there's a there's definitely a mel Gibson ass in.
Blake has all these.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
In the shower. This scene is great.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Definitely, There's definitely had a John Claude van Damn ass
in almost all of his movies.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Universal Soldier, for sure, Blake has all these top of mind.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Arnold, Terminator Arnold and twins No Terminator, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Remember he rises up from like the lightning and his
asses just.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
What I remember?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Remember, do I I feel like me to that beyond?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
The next I mean, you would have loved it the
next project we do.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
M h.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
We definitely have to have women always complimenting our keysters.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Yeah, yes, apps a freaking loutely Yeah, what it was
the oh where I think it was Dockers, where it
would always be like a guy like walking around in
some slacks and then they'd be like, hey, nice pants,
and they were definitely talking about their well, they might
have been talking about their dick.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
What about Bugle Boy jeans? Are those google Boy jeans
you're wearing? God? Damn, God damn. We got to bring
that back. How was that?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
How?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
How are the bugle Boy commercials? This is from nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Dude, I don't remember this.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Even you don't remember the day I remember bugle Boy
pants being nineteen ninety, I was six years old, so
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I'm not remembering the commercials. Can you, yeah, step it
out a little more. Yeah, you're a few years older.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
So Bugle Boy it was essentially like the Gray Puponk commercials,
but like just sexy chicks instead of rich old dudes.
And they'd be like, excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans?
And they'd be like, why, yes, they are, And then
then somebody would hop in a Geo tracker and they would.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Just fucks wad like this commercial.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
I got I gotta run, I'll see you guys. I
got a run.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Then it pivots immediately to like a KB toy store commercials.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah yeah, great, shout out to KB dude geo trackers
that that those were sick.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
I remember all the time I saw one flip and
fall down a ravine and land upside down with all
my friends inside of it in a.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
This was while you were hot boxing and playing the
Weakest League and there I'm not getting out to help him.
We had just hop box.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
We just put the convertible top down, and then our
friends pull up and are like, hey, follow us.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
We're gonna go to the go kart track and we're like,
fuck yeah, we got a go go garding.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
So I'm following them. One of the people in that
truck and the geo tracker hopped into my my convertible.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
We followed them.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
They were about one hundred yards ahead of us. They
go to take a RTE, they clip a guardrail, They
flip and flip like four times and laying upside down
in this ravine.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
You see you and they're like help, help, and you're
like first one who gets out to help.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
They all climbed out. They were they were packed in
so tightly that no.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
One was hurting.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Right five people or more.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Yeah, at least uh yeah, five or six. Holy shit, Yeah,
that's a pack tracker.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
That's a pack tracker.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
I mean the paint job on the Geo Tracker. I
think my middle school drama teacher pushed it and I
was like, yeah, she's.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Like it was like the cuts exactly.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah. Yeah, It's like te teal was hot and pink
was hot, and that ship was just like maybe a
gray as well.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Just like isn't it wild? How like the things that
are built to look like the future are the thing
that look like like then you get to the future
and they're the thing that looked like so fucking past,
you know what I mean? Where is there some things
that are just classic, like a jeep that just is like,
holds up the Geo tracker aged.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Wow, dude, Wow dude. I'm I'm all about the samurai
Suzuki shout out.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Are you in what regard?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I just love that body.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
It's just sim I bet you, I bet you do?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Well, then why don't you buy it?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Just a good one. I feel like that would.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Just kind of I like a Suzuki Jimney. You guys
seen those when you're a broad?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, how are you all about it if you don't
own one or you I mean you could admire them.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
I admire them, Adam. You know what he means. He
is about it?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah them. Okay, well then you could get you can
just buy one of my It's one of my favorite
things about visiting Catalina Island. There's lots of Suzuki sidekicks.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Whoa, yeah, are there a lot of sidekicks?

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I think it's like a very common, common car.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
That's got to be what they are.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I don't think that's true.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I think that that they're there's like a different.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
No, I know what you're saying, but they're it's like
a smaller car.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
But it's not a sidekick. It is. It is, Oh okay,
it is.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
What else would it be?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I implore, I implore everyone to look it up.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Adam, you think it's a you think it's a Suzuki, Adam.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
It's a sidekick?

Speaker 4 (57:43):
It is? What is it? What are you googling?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
There's richest?

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Yeah, so they're not. It's it's not their golf carts.
Regular cars are not allowed on Catalina is.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Actually, you know what, I think it's a samurai. I
think it's a it's a golf car. It's a golf
Think it's a samurai. I think it's this is Ki Samurai.
They're golf carts. Oh I've rode those as well.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
No golf carts allowed or no cars allowed on Catalina.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I think samurais you?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
You may oh race slide under?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Do you think we named the Suzuki's samurai like the
American like office or whatever. Do you think the Japanese
office was like the love this over in America? Let's
call this fucking samurai?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Same as like remember the motorcycle a ninja Ninja motorcycles.
I wanted one so bad as a kid.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Yeah. Our cool teacher in middle school used to always
talk about how his friend died on Lakeshore Drive driving
his new uh nininja. You're so cool with your carabin
or keychain? Dude. How are you doing this?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Unreal?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
So cool, dude, ninja life. Can you imagine?

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I had a friend who got himself a ninja. It
appeals face off of lake Shore Drive. I was like,
all right, oh okay, I'll let my friends get motorcycles
and drive them five times. Okay, dude.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
The amount of times I drew I was. I think
I was fifty percent.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Fifty percent of the time I crashed my motorcycle when
I took it out.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Fifty that's too often, guys. Catalina Island has more Suzuki
samurais per capita than any other place in America.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Because dude, because there's eleven, Because there's eleven people that
live there.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
So there's one guy.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
With the Suzuki Samurai that's per kapita. That means, yeah,
still got it, Hey, Blake got him.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Look at Adams squirming. Yeah, I know Adam's in the
hot seat. Now be fair.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I did say sidekick, so I started off completely wrong,
but I did find the answer. It was a samurai.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
And what is the difference between a sidekick and a samurai?
They might just be like an updated name.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Samurai are smaller, I believe. I think a sidekick is
more like wrangler size, and then the samurai is is
a little bit more compact.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
We gotta get you a Suzuki deal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
That'd be huge. Or why does it say that only
golf carts are allowed? That's what Isaac wrote, and I
think that's just old. That's old. Lore from the O C.
Punk Days. No, No, No, that that's what Google. I'm using Google.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Okay, do we talk about something we don't even know?
Is it Joe Montana who is driving a golf cart
that like flipped his like homie out and the homie
died and now it's like a crazy story. I don't
know anything about it. I just see like headlines. Maybe
it's not Joe Montana. Is this recently not Joe Montana?
Who's the Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Dan Elway lay John John Elway.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Do you guys hear Joe Montana?

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Dan?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Are you trying to John dan Away?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
It's like his younger brother, Dan Elway.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
This is off the rail. This is Isaac and the
chat Man.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
That's gonna be my new name. I leave the tell
Us and also put the room under Dan Elway.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
What do you get when you they spliced Dan Marino
and John Elway for the Ultimate Quarterback?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Have you guys ever done this when you go to
check in a hotel and you're like, well, maybe I
should use I do that. I would do this on
tour sometimes and be like I don't want people to
like show up at the hotel and make a thing,
so I would put a fake name, and then you
lose the key and then you have to go down
and check it and like get try to get a
new key.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
And I used to go by the name.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Corey Bobcat, okay, and so I'd have to be it's
under Corey Bobcat. And they're like, you have an idea,
and I'm like, my idea, says Adam Devine is and
they're like, well, I have to give the key to
Corey Bobcat. I'm like, and then you have to explain
that you're quote unquote famous and it's fucking weird and awkward.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Nothing is worse than that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
I feel like I just we've covered Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Now I'm like, now I just put down someone more
famous than me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Joey Chestnut. Yeah, yeah, just put Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Joe just has a dude at a restaurant. I was
waiting to get into a restaurant the other day and uh,
this dude's standing there and he goes, I recognize your voice.
And I was like, okay, and he came over like smiling,
and he's like, Peanut, you're no, yeah no, but he goes,
you're you're in movies. I go yeah, and he goes
which ones? I was like, the worst, rattle them up?

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah, then you start.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
I was like, I don't know, I don't know, not
that I don't know which one you've seen, and he goes, well,
which ones were you in? I go, I don't know
if I'm gonna name them all here, I'm with my family,
and then his face just falls. He like nods to
me like okay, big time, and then just walked away.
And I was like, that's sorry, wait, wait, wait wait,
and I started going, did you ever see Top five?

(01:02:45):
I was naked?

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Did you ever see Very early on I was in
the background of Rookie of the Year?

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Yeah, Rookie of the Year?

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Have you ever seen rat Code? The Dictator Son? That's
what Blake and I would would say.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I don't know what you do?
You really want me to sit here and name ten
movies you've never seen before.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
We just get to the intern and it also just
feels it. Yeah, it just feels strange, like rolling your
IMDb out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Well, then you just say it's but then you feel
like a dickhead for saying, here's my name. Just just
look it up yourself, look it up. And then they're like, well,
just tell me, and I'm like, you could have already
looked it up, it already and then you and then
you could have had all the information right then, and
then if you want, you could talk to me about
a specific thing instead of going down this list.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Weird, It is weird. It's it's a tough it's a
tough spot. Life sucks. Yeah, our lives are so hard.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
And then other people start watching and listening because they're like,
what is this interaction happening? And you're like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
He said his name was a Joey bobcat.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
How do you spell Johns?

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
And it was it was Corey with an I too, Cory, God,
oh god, you pick the worst name ever.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Yeah, Corey with an eye? Isn't that like a that's
how a woman?

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Absolutely, it was a very fun It was a very
fun pseudonym.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Right, oh, idiot, Yeah, Corey.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I thought it was I thought I thought I thought
it was funny, dude. But turns out it turns out,
you know, most most late night clerks don't agree.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
It is funny. It's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Any take backs, any apologies and epic slams here today?

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Sorry, the guy outside the restaurant. I don't have time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Also with the family, I'm really good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
At shunting saying, you know what, talk to the hands.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
I brought that back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Yeah, you're such a protective air I love that for you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
I usually am like, do you want to hold my child?

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
That's what I do. I go here, hold it, watch
it for a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
I'm gonna go do a thing. I'm gonna go do fallon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I'm like, I'm with my family. Do you go watch
my want to watch my child?

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Hey? With my family, I don't want to be do
you want to be im? I'm gonna go on this
water slide real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Hold my kid. I'm really good at doing stuff like that.
I'm really good at it. And oh, I said I
was gonna apologize or take something back, and I should
have wrote it down. I know our producers have that
ready to go.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Yeah, that's in the chamber.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
That's okay. I'll just give another special shout out. Everybody,
run don't walk to Hulu. Check out Summer of sixty nine,
directed by none other than Jillian Bell.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
He's reading all of that information off of something Yeah, well, yeah,
why are you reading that from somewhere that was weird.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
No, I was putting on a putting that on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
What a friendship?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I bad? No, definitely see it. It's very it's a
pin it's Frontier airlines, you know, I read hard. Yeah,
the jokes per minuted is awesome, It's very funny. It's
a great time, lots of great performances. Jillian knocked it
out of the park. Yeah, I think I heard Blake crying.
I did cry a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Oh and you know who's in it. One of the
members of the Lord's Force, The Lord's for He was like, easy,
Spider Man, you webbed me. He plays a dad, he
crushes I love that. He's got a very funny moment.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
We're both in the theater and I fucking I bend
bend over and I look at during We both looked
at each other locked eyes during the movie. But did
you know it was him before we looked Absolutely, That's
why I looked over at you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
No, no, no, no. He was in a scene before that
scene where I looked at you. Oh no, because I go,
I tell Kyle, I go, that dude's from Lord Force,
and he was like, oh shit, I'm Kyl.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah, well he's up in it. So work. All of
his fans tune in you will be happy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I wish I could have made it. I was sick.
I was sick the other day. Oh god from Beyonce.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
And it was raining. It would have it would have
been the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Dudunky donkey, Yeah, it's too bad. Once I got you sick,
I got to go to Hulu to check out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Oh it's it's a take back for Costco and Kirkland, buddy,
wasn't it? It was a Kirkland take back? Maybe something
about how you hate it. You hate Kirkland.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
No, I love Kirkland.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Cost and you think whoever likes it is. I think
you said they were like idiots or something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Yeah bitches or yeah something.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
You said you were team target.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
No, I'm Kurkling for life. I'd like to get flowers.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Oh boy, who are you trying to kill?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
I would like to get flowers to the Righteous Gemstones. Okay, okay.
The final episode ended aired last Sunday. It was a
fantastic ending. I feel to the series. I get married
to Keith.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
We have we're louve.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
We were murdered, so if you haven't seen it, we
were were dead, so killed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
I got to tune in for that kind of mass
suicide the last episode.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Then, thank you guys for watching.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Thank you guys for supporting your good friend on his
epic show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Yeah, absolutely due, thank you, thank you halfway through.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
And then and thank you Blake for supporting one of
your best friends. Thank you for going to see Jullian's
movie but not watching the end of Just.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Da Thanks you like to go to the premieres where
you get photographed, I see you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Yeah, And this is and this is another trade that
would make him a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Spite heavy Isaac needs more spite.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
He forgets the names of the executive that betrayed him,
and then and then goes back and the same the
same mouth keeps biting him over and over again.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
And then he'll forget, he'll forget, he'll talk between his legs,
same mouth keep biting. Come on, Grandma.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Don't trust him, Isaac. I got some advice for you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Then he slides in the comments dan el elway, which
I'm like, leave him alone.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I don't know. Let's stay be safe on those golf carts,
I guess is all we're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
I would like to say thank you for everyone for buying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
They get the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Tickets to go on the crew. Oh yeah, those cabins
are flying.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
They're selling faster than I thought they would too.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It's gonna man, because people know it's about to be
a throwdown. We're about to have a big announcement.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
We've got a lot of a lot more comics that
have signed on, a lot of bigger comics. We're really
excited about the list that we have going. It's gonna
be a really really fun show.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Did you tell we tell about Chris Rock?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
No, we shouldn't. We should not.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
We should save it until we make the announcement. But yeah, yeah,
short story is he won't be that's.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
The short story.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Save it. Let's save it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
And there is a longer story, but we'll have to
save it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
We should we shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
There's a short story and a longer story with that,
but we have to save it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Short stories is not going to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Longer stories better.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Yeah, a longer story, there is a longer story. Good point.
Good point to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Get on the open seas with you. I can't wait either,
And that was another EP, so.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Do the sport

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Lawrence Pug pugmy m hmm.