Ep 256: I’m Not Gay For Chris Gaines No More

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Most critically crucially important today on This is Important. Hey,
whatever happened to two thumbs up?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I did not just form any tits in my childhood
or in my adulthood.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is worse than last week. Let's go Blake hit
me with the I'm not gay no more? Dude? Dust
that way. What if I'm like, I don't even know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Dude, Yeah, no, I'm not I'm not.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Adam's just stoked to be wrapped on Gemstone.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm not gay no more. There you go, God, there
you go. That's an elite That's an elite clip.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Is that what you said when they like gave you
your final Like, uh, what do they say when you're done?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
When when I won Top Christ following Man when he wrapped?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
No, when you like wrap on a series or like
that's a series wrap and then you just go I'm
not No, I'm not gay no more.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Just shedded immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Or you didn't say it because you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
That is a really good internet clip. If you haven't
seen it, it's an elite clip. It's a very gay
black gentleman. And uh, and he's convinced he's not gay anymore. Well, yeah,
I think the power of Christ Christ compelled him, yeah,
exit his body and make him automatically just love women
all of a sudden. Yeah, and he was he won't

(01:41):
carry a person anymore. No, but then yeah, he won't
carry a person anymore. But then he goes, uh, I
just love women's women, women, women, women women.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
And you know how that guess them going, I guess
ladies going. Do you guys think there's anyone who was gay?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Just gay? This is how I like it.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Who's now straight? Not somebody who did something gay?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Blake.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
What I'm asking, is it possible to do something gay
and then forget about it?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Like, has anyone been gay and been like? Actually false
alarm coochie.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Actually I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't think. I don't think. Yes, yeah, I just
this guy that I know who is a gay guy.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, here we go, I like we'll call him Smadamo.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, no, no, it's made to me.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Okay, you didn't even have to say that, so now
I think it is.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
But go ahead, Well you guys were saying, Smadam, divine dude,
so that leads people to believe it is me. I'm
happily married with a child. Okay, and no gay man
has ever had those two Yeah, you're right, Okay, I
want you to know.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, no gaming man has ever had a family and
a wife.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, that's true, not happen. I'm not gay no more.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
But he was like, oh, I'm not gay anymore. And
I'm like what And he's like, yeah, I'm not. I'm
not gay. I I have a girlfriend now. And I'm like,
we're you were like, I mean, he was very gay dude.
Elie like war wore the wore it on it on
his sleep, was just like flying the flag high.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah what did he have?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Because I feel like women, women do it a lot women.
I feel like women are lesbians for like a good decade,
half decade maybe, and then they're like you know what.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I think it's easy to kind of give up on
men because they're so trash all the time.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
So you just go, yeah, we suck, says he. We're dogs.
Men are dogs. Yeah, but don't dogs rocks. Some dogs
are pretty sick. Man talk kind of the fucking.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I mean, big dog clothing's off the chain. I need
to get more of those T shirts.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Gotten top top Dog entertainment. I like, I like Kender
Klamar absolutely.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I sent you guys a picture of somebody from the
eighties significant rocking Big Dog. It might have been Schwarzenegger,
like getting off a private jet in Big Dog.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I could see I could see Arnold rocking Big Dog.
He's allowed. I think you might have he's allowed.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Get Oh is it the one where he's on the
boat with like the model. Was he rocking Big Dog?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I thought it was a jet, but I get planes
and boats confused.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It is crazy.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Yeah, you always dot, you sent you sent us like
Arnold on a boat with like a playboy model and
he's just looking like he's having the fucking best life ever.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, just smiling ear to ear. But I don't recall
if he was wearing a shirt.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I bet Arnold's life in the eighties and nineties was
probably unparalleled.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
When do you think it peaked? Do you think it
peaked before he was famous and he was just a
crazy muscle No, no.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, no, I don't. I don't because he was he was celeb.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
When celeb was like, he's playing at Hollywood Planet Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
That was peak I understand Blake was baptized, sir.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I mean he was having orgies on the set of
Conan the Barbarian, so yes.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, but that's because he was coming fresh off of
being an unknown. That's what I'm saying, is that, like
at his peak fame, like Terminator to Judgment Day, he's
too public. It might be it might be too much,
and so beforehand he's just out there.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm telling you, I'm.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Blake Is telling us when he's Hollywood next to his
bro Bruce Willis and Sly.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
By the way, didn't like those guys. You got to
read the book. You got to read the book that
I recommended.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You didn't like him.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I didn't like what the hell well? I mean, Bruce,
I think was fine. I think they didn't give a
shit about Bruce Willis. They're like, yeah, this guy did
Moonlighting and now he does one movie who cares?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, but him and Sly hate Bruce Willis.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
One movie I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Hated each other. They hated each other, hated each other.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Was it just like what it's just alpha dogs not
being here's dogs, alpha dogs damn dogs. Man?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
There you go, Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
That's why women don't like us because has to be
like Kendrick's company name, there has to be a top
dog entertainment there does, right, who's your top dog?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's Arnold? Right, Arnold is all the way the top
dog for me. He's my top dog.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Well, so let's just get into this. Let's get into this.
Let's let's start weighing. Please, please, let's do some pluses
and minuses. I'll join Adam and just say, like, for sure, it's.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Arnold's, without a doubt Arnold. Yeah, it's no contest, unrivaled.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
But who has the best who Let's say, let's do
a few things before we go to, right, the best movie,
but like, who's the best actor.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's probably Arnold.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh my god, it's definitely not Arnold.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
It is not Arnold.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
It's definitely Arnold.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Last No, dude, Arnold, No, he is, dude. Ron to
get to the chaplain.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Now, brothers, when's the last time you saw kindergarten cop?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
He slays it. He gets there, dude, not actually not
that yeah, not that long ago. He gets there, dude,
he gets there. No, he doesn't like this in twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, the fact that you have to say he gets there,
tells everyone he's a bad actor. No, one says, dude,
in this new Daniel da Lewis movie, he gets there.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
You should have seen Meryl Streep in this newest film
she got she got there. It took her a minute,
took her took her a bad Okay, yeah, fair enough. Okay,
those those people you expect to be there when they
arrive on set. Yeah, arnold kind of.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
And by there we just mean speaking good, speaking clearly.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
No clear English, like understandable.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, you don't have to go back in a d R.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Which, by the way, none of these guys are great,
like Stallone like doesn't speak clearly a little bit.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Of a mum. But Bruce is Bruce the best actor?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well you gotta sometimes won't just whisper so much you
can't like understand what you say.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, that's trademarked.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, I don't even know if he's a great actor.
I think none of them are are good actors. And
that's not what you're there for.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Dude. Have you seen Rocky Us?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Have you seen Story of Us? Hello, Bruce Willis and
I believe Michelle Fifer, No I haven't. Yeah, Oh, guys,
you got to watch story of us You got guy?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Is that like? Is that about like terrorists to take
over a library?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
No, is this that movie that I walked in on
you crying about? Uh well one what one man said?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
No, he was going to uh inseminate him with infected Please.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You bring it up a lot.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It's called it's called Angels in America, and it is
a pivotal play movie.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
All the same.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
You can't keep citing that, all right, you need to
educate yourself.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well, I walked it on you crying and watching this.
It's a very powerful movie.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Let's just say very become a core memory for Adam.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Very powerful. Okay?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Was Stilone the star of it? Because I kind of
turned around and got out of there pretty quickly. No,
Pacino Pacino is okay? Well see, okay, he's like a
wetter older Stallone.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm not gay no more.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, not a top dog in our top dog situation scenario.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's he's not a top dog. But I know, okay,
but I'm just saying.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
To wait, what because dude, First Blood and Rocky those
are like good acting movies for Stallon.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yes, is he has a monologue that's unreal in ambo
First Blood he's talking about roll until like the wheels
fall off or whatever, and he's crying and he's like, yes,
what is it?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
He's like it never it never ends or whatever, and
it's insane.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
In Rocky, the first one, he's unreal.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, yeah, he's probably the best, now that you're well
between the two of them, it is Stillon, But I
wouldn't call him a great actor.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
He's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
We're not talking about anyone else outside of this throuple.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Okay, it's just these three.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Oh I would watch that throuble.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
But here's what I'll say. I think those might be
the two best performances. But I think career wise, I'm
gonna give it to Bruce. I think Bruce is better
in more movies.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
He's great. What movies is he he's in like.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Sense, sixth sense, sixth sense, he's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
You're right, sixth cents? Fifth element? Yeah, fourth, fourth? I
don't think that what is fourth, Blake, what is fourth?
I was just trying to go six to fifth all.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I think he's great in all the die hards.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeay, No, I like Bruce Willis. He's great. He's fantasy
and story of us. Guys, you gotta see it, okay,
Jesus Christ, he's gotta see it. Pulp fiction. He's cool
in pulp fiction. Pulp fiction, he's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
He's also just like cool in a lot of stuff.
He is Bruce willis being cool and all his ship. Right, yeah,
come on, and so wait, do we want to get
into who is the coolest? He's the coolest?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah? Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I mean, but Sylvester wants to be cool, but his
name is Sylvester and there's no overcoming that.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Also, he didn't take steroids. The other two did. The
other two took steroids. So does that make them cooler? No,
I say, I think it makes them less cool.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Oh interesting? Hey wait, well Adam and I are I'm
disappointed in our future.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I'm just saying it's kind of cool that he just
like was accepting of his natural body.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm a fan. I like that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, he just kind of like looked good in a
T shirt.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Guy Blake's not gay no more. Or I like the
way he looks. I like his his regular body.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I feel like sly like trying to name himself sly,
it just was.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't think he named himself semester.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Of course he did.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Sevester How Sylvester?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Did you guys watch his his reality show? It's a
good window into into the man and the.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Father didn't didn't know. Are we still talking about Sly?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yes? Sly he has called it's like with his daughters.
It's with his daughters, The Life of Sly. Oh yeah,
and is like incredibly hot daughters. Is that right?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
He's just trying to put his daughters on.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah. Oh that's pretty good. Dude, Hang on, we're not
done here.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
You know it would it'd be disappointing to have that
hot of daughters.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You really don't.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Want Who's got the hot of the three of them?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Who's got the hottest daughters?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
No, who who has the best movie out of the
three of that?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's really hard because the story of us is so good.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
I know. That's why that's this is called content. We
could just talk about this for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, we talked all movies last Well maybe we're movie
got a lot of movie.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Maybe we're movie guys. Hey, we're the movie guys.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Dude, welcome to these are the movie By the way,
I mean, I know he was going through stuff and
he was just I.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Bruce, Okay, what are you gonna say?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I heard he made a maybe I talked about this
on a previous podcast, But he made a His contract
was a million dollars a day, so that's why he
had so many shitty movies.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
So like you'd get recently in.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
The last fifteen years, ten years, which is kind of
a long time, but he would do it a million
dollars a day, so they could get him for like
a smaller movie could get him for like five days,
but then they'd put him on the poster and they
would just work them all day, twelve hour days for
those five days, and then he'd walk away with five
million bucks.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
But like he came out, what's the problem? So many?
I mean, yeah, so many bad movies that you've never
heard of.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
But that's perfectly fine. That's like the Liam Neeson thing.
Liam Neeson has done countless movies in the last ten
years since he said he wanted to murder black people.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Did he say that?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
You never heard? We talked.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't even remember that, but he said.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
He told somebody in an interview that like his sister
had been like assaulted allegedly. Sure, I don't know everything
I say on here is allegedly, but like he like
his sister was assaulted, stand by it. The person I
will die.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
On this hill.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
In fact, I don't want to talk about anything else
in this episode.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh god.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
And the person who assaulted or was black. So he
like went out walking on the streets.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Oh I do They wrote it into the New Naked Gun.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
He like went out walking on the streets and was like,
if I had seen somebody black, I think I would
have beaten him up. And he was like that's how powerful.
He goes, that's how powerful, like racism is, like you
can feel these things.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
He's like, I didn't act on it. Meanwhile, the person
interviewing him is like, God, if you're subscribing to the
YouTube channel, you just have the funniest face he was.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
He was like a voice on chill and it was yeah,
it was just for like it wasn't like a real interview.
It was just for like when they do those like
press junkets and it's just like, Hi, this is uh
from you know, a small channel in Indonesia. And he's like,
I'm gonna give you the scoop of a lifetime, you know, Indonesians.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
While we're at it, wait where are you from? Okay,
you're cool. You're cool. You're cool.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
So essentially, like, let me know, have you guys heard
of Survived The Night Hard Killed, Breach, Cosmic Sin out
of Death, so he survived the game Apex, Deadlock, Fortress.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Guys, we can't just list movies again.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
This is what we did, like American Siege, Gasoline Alley.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
I'm just saying you haven't heard of any of these movies,
and and good for him, good for him.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
But you guys haven't heard of us the story of Us,
and that is a fantastic by the.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Way, Yeah, Adam, that's the whole other thing. You just
named seven movies I've never heard of. I bet we
could do that with all of them, where you're.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Like, what is that movie?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Probably I doubt you can. With Arnold.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I really don't doubt you can. That was just in
the past three years. So let me let me look here. Okay,
if I Arnold Schwartz and Agger, so let's see.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, work your way backwards. Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
So yeah, I mean he does have some. He does
have some you don't know about, thank you. These are
like game shows and ship though.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
He did one with like Scott Eastwood. Didn't he where
they're like in a helicopter or something.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh boy, here we go, just list them.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Listen the name of this episode. The dudes list movies
again again the list guys.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Okay, so Kung Frey too, okay, but we know that movie,
so sure of course kind and then he did some
state farm commercials. We can't just you can't just list
the commercials.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
I know it's on IMDb.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
It is.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I don't know why this is worse than last week.
Terminator Dark Fate. He just hasn't done a lot of movies.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I don't give a.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Hot Terminator Dark Fate, never heard of it. That's a
video game probably right where he did the voice.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I had made two hundred and sixty one million dollars.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's a pretty bright fate.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, iron Mask. We don't know what that is. It's
all coming together. Why we're killing Gunther.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I've heard I know that movie because my bat's uh
Terran Terry kill him? Did it?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, I remember that, but we know Terran. Here we go.
Maggie is Expendables three, Maggie, what's that? Yeah? So he
just has done less movies in the last.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Was he getting a million a day on that.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
That was in twenty fifteen. So essentially he hasn't done
in Terminator, Genesis Sea, He hasn't done a lot of
movies in the way.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
That Bruce Willis is just runed them.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, and then what's Sliban doing?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
The reality show The Real Man?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
The list and the list keeps.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Listed, Baby, let's do it, just saying pull them up, goodbye.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Here he is hot off the press. What do we got?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
For a second, I thought all of us froze?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Sorry. I think.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
He did a movie called a Working Man. He did Hilarium,
He did a movie called Armah, he did a movie called.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Oh. He was doing the TV show like Tulsa King.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Then he did Expendables for Guardians of the Galaxy three,
Creed three.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
The Creed movies were a beautiful thing for him, beautiful situation.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Absolutely they were.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
They really and he kind of like brought that first one, yeah,
like into.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
It was it was nice into the world. It was
very like Maverick new school, old school and did Rambo.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
So yeah, you know he's he's doing his ship.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
And he writes all these movies and doesn't he direct
all the new Rambos. So so we're leveling him up
for some reason.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, No, he wrote last Blood.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
He's a slown is for sure the most talented, right right.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Well, I don't know if you heard Bruce Willis's band.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Thank you? Remember Bruno the Bear the cartoon? Very good?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
What is the what is the name of his band?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's a Kyle question?

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Can you pull up the list of.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
His band name, Kyle question. I'm pretty sure he's seen
him live a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
The fact that we don't know his band name is crazy.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
It's like, I think it's Bruno, Oh, the Accelerators. I yeah,
I wouldn't have guessed that. I wouldn't have guessed that.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Do you guys know Keanu Reeves band name? That one?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I know? Who's that? What's that? What's that one?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Keanu Reeves is an actor?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I know.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
I think it's I'm pretty sure it's called star Dog
star Dog. I'm pretty sure, right unless it's Dog star Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Star Dog star Dogs doesn't sound like a thing.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
God help me out here, help him out.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Okay, So, so he's saying that Bruce Willis's band name
the Accelerators.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
He did, however, have a musical alter ego. Bruce Willis
is Bruno wrote Ratto Ratdalini.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yes, and Bruno the Bear was the cartoon that he
was the voice of back in the day, which was
really tight.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I mean we should get some alter egos alto having
an alter ego so sick. Remember when Bruce Willis just
came and said that he was like a totally different
person and that he was a rock star not a
country star.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh you mean Garth Brooks, who, Yeah, didn't I say that?
He said?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Bruce said, Bruce Willis, Garth Brooks, Garth Brooks. I was like,
I missed that shock. And everyone's like, this is so
stupid and and it was, but uh also pretty fucking hilarious.
Chris Gaines wasn't it? Was it Chris Gaines? It was
and he and he wasn't like he had like bangs
and he had a little he had a little stinger.

(20:57):
Oh he did like a whole thing like he he
swung any kind of fucking miss.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
He kind of fucking miss.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Doesn't that make you respect him more?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Though?

Speaker 4 (21:07):
It makes me respect him.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Dude, look at him. He looks like Chris Angel. Mind freak. Dude.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
If Chris Gaines, if he did, like if one of
us did something like this and like went on a
comedy tour with this hair and little stinger and just
did an alter ego and like that was your thing.
It would be maybe the funniest thing any of us
have ever done.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Crypto dot com sell.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
We would have props, We would get each other props
for that for years to come. But this was a
completely serious taking himself very seriously in this news.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
It was not a joke. It was not a game.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
I guess I kind of like it. I kind of
liked that he was like, I'm gonna do something weird,
like because it's like one thing to be hang on.
It's one thing to be a guy who writes music
about your life, like a Willie Nelson, a Johnny Cash. Right,
they're great, they do their thing, But it's another thing
to be an artist who's like, I just want to
say things that I don't even think I would say.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I want to see what that's like.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
So what Chris Gaines was was him riding from the
perspective of like a like a goth bro.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I never listened to the music, like was he not
you saying that? Or are you asking? Oh what you
you haven't No?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I mean like cause I was kind of I mean,
you're you're on the keys over there, pull up some
Chris Gaines.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, let's get it, let's get a list of tracks.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm hypnotized by his eyes, but like, because it would
be cool if he was Chris Gaines and then he
was like, I'm not I'm not doing music.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'm doing because David Bowie.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
David Bowie would do this type of shit right, and
he would call himself ziggy star dust look at you.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
But when David Ladd insane the thin white dude.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
But when David Bowie would do it, you're like, yeah,
it works when you're acting like your from fucking outer
space and he would like put a big star over
his eye and have insane here, and you're like, yeah,
it just works when David Bowie does it because he
kind of seems like he's from outer space.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Anyways.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, Garth Brooks was like a down the road stadium
country singer. Or was it to then pivot and say,
or was you're Chris Gaines a persona to explore a
different musical genre and develop a movie character.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh, so we wanted it to be a movie character.
The plan was for Gaines to be.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
And Todd Todd. If you don't pull up Keanu Reeves
band name in ten seconds, you're fired. Dog Star Star,
dog talk Star, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
The plan was for Gaines to be a fictional rock
star in a movie called The Lamb, which was never produced.
The album released under the Gaines persona was intended to
generate interest in the film. Right, keep reading, keep going,
keep going, and Keanu Reeves band name is called dog Star.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, uh no, I met, can't keep reading about.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
What because uh Garth Brooks I don't believe is on
Apple Music.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
That's kind of crazy. They've they've erased everything but blake
yea great pull.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
But I do think I can find some Chris Gaines
on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Would you like to hear?

Speaker 4 (24:09):
I think that's what he was asking for.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'd love to hear the most popular Well lost in
you appears to there might be a commercial, guys, so
get ready.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
You don't have YouTube commercial for you yet? No, dude,
sky Rizzy.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
God damn it is this skipper sky Rizzy is your butthole?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Itchy Skyrizzy. This is for a pen or something. Okay,
here we go. We're going with gov.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Dude, I have a pen thing by the way, got
a really good pen thing.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh dude, this video is already sick.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Norah Jones, you know she wrote this show.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
This feels like a female singer songwriter from the early
two thousands.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Wait, this is Chris Ganes. It's kind of fire absolutely
not bad at it beautiful.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
He's gains my appreciation.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Wait this is him. This is him singing yes and
we can't do anymore. Hold on, I want a little points.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yes like that.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I like it. He kin. He looks like Trent Resnor
first off, and he's sitting.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
It's neither Trent.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Trent.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
No, I mean it's spelled that way, but all right,
it is not.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Trent anyways, it looks like him.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It looks like somebody from the crow and he's sitting
in the middle of like a crowded it appears to
be like train station. And I will revisit this track
as soon as we end on the pod because that
was kind of sounding the little fire blast that.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
One at three in the morning, and see what happens. Oh,
the neighbors are coming up.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
You're getting a text.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
All the crows just descend upon your guest start pecking
at the window.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Did you guys watch the the remake of The Crow
that just came out.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I have not even that's the thing that's real.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
It's starring Sylvester Stallone's.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
It is the longest. It is the longest movie. You'll
ever turn off halfway.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Really, it's wild. You're just watching I mean they started dating,
I think after the movie. So you're just watching Scars
Guard and FKA Twigs, fuck Yes and Falling and you're like,
all right, the trailer.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Looked very sexual. You said it's not good. Yeah, that
sounds hot, dude.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
It's very boring. It's very boring.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
It's about four point seven oh out of ten. I
thought it was out of five. Okay, okay, Well, dude, by.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
The way, ten stars, just go five stars like everyone else.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
It's a lot of stars.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
That's too many stars. I thought it was four stars,
wasn't it. It's five stars?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Hey? Whatever happened to two thumbs up?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I think I think Ciskel and Ebert own that.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Dude, I don't. I did not even. And who's FKA
Twigs musician? Actress musician?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Oh never even heard of her. I'm out of it.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Though she was Katy Perry and then she changed her.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I hear you, guys, you guys, hear me. My screen
is absolutely frozen right now.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Dude. It's because you played Chris Gaines without paying for it.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I think, Yeah, I think I'm fucked, Like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
How to eat. Yeah, you just froze up.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
But it's pretty exciting that.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Essentially there's a reason Tom Segura on their podcast he
like really makes fun of Garth Brooks all the time
and says that he's a serial killer, so much so
that Garth Brooks has stated that he's not a serial killer,
which is hilarious. But you sort of catch cereal. I
understand why Tom went down that road, because you catch

(27:46):
a serial killer like vibes from the guy.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
I'll have heard is that fifteen second part of that
song and I'm in, well, he.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Does have some bangers. Have you ever heard of Colin
Baton Rouge?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I've never heard.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's a banger, dude.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
All I remember is being on a recruiting trip in
high school at Kansas.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Uh, nice, dude, we get it your job.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
And they they were like, hey, let's throw on thunder
road that. Yeah, they were like, turn up the thunder Road,
and I was like, not going here, fucking like instantly,
I was like, I can't jam with these guys.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
This is not for me.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
It's especially stadium rock for country. My aunt was a
huge Garth Brooks fan.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
And so what is his jam? Ake you Break Your Heart?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, that is Billy Ray Cyrus. I fuck with that. Dude.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
He's dating somebody's super hot right now?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Right? Is he isn't he? I mean, I'm I'm I'm
assuming he probably is? Oh the dance? Uh? And he
also thought friends on road places.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, friends in low Places. That was his banger, okay,
and then thunder rolls.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
That I'm surprised. I don't like I don't know that one.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
And then Colin Baton Rouge is a fucking heat rock baby.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Is that one of those songs where he like calls
them on the phone and you hear the people pick up.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
No, like like cookie Puss or something?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
No, no, no, much different, much cooler, way cooler than
whatever the hell you say, older than Cookie Puss.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, I never even heard of Cookie Puss. That's okay,
lost the career. Well, it is Blake coming back here.
I hope you. I hope he gets back.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Because honestly, dude, I think we could just fucking do this.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh shit, how are you?

Speaker 4 (29:25):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Dude? Good?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Now did you have a Oh there and welcome back.
We were struggling without you, dude.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
I'm sorry I was weird. My computer just Adam said
do you know my birthday? And I just pretended my
guy froze.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Mike.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
My ship completely just it just like shut off.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
It's okay, It's okay, man, did you guys so we're
it's after the fourth now, it's it's after the fourth. Now,
did you guys have a good fourth or fingers intact?
Anyone injured? Any crazy shit happened?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
My fourth was pretty chill.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
It didn't seem that show. You send a video just
bragging about the crowds.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Well, I mean it was chilling, like a like no fireworks,
way we the hardest fireworks.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
No fireworks. Yeah, well that's not chill.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
That sucks, dude, that's not American.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
That's so chill. It's bad.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
There was no fireworks at your Fourth of July party.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
You didn't see it. There were fireworks there? Hang on,
wait the shut the fuck up?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Wait? Oh right, I'm so mad. Go ahead, are you serious?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Take your time out?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
There was no fireworks. There were there were sparklers. There
were sparklers.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
But as far say that as if you're like crawling
back into good favorite dude.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
I Fourth of July is my all time favorite holiday.
I love, Wait, I love, I love.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
This is my favorite holiday. You said, do you like
eat their smister? Thanksgiving? I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I like those holidays too. Those are my favorite holidays.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
So are you with me? Are we in this together?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
At God?

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Are we kissing?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I think yeah? And if I didn't say Fourth of July,
then it must have been not.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I feel like I remember how much I love the
fourth right around, a few weeks before and a few
weeks afterwards.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
And then and then it fades away. But I love it.
I've always loved.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
It, right Yeah, And Blake, you hate the troops, you
don't support them?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah? What's your do? You don't like America? I'm not
I'm not a warmonger. Okay.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
I've seen Blake take a troops seat on an airplane before.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
It's not about it's not about war, monitor Margarine. It's
about loving America. And I could see Blake not loving
America in a in a weird way.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Well, that's not true.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I drew I drove a USA flag jeep for a
long a long time.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Seems like hiding and playing sight yep exactly.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Well, uh yeah, I'm I mean, it's definitely not my
favorite holiday.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I did.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I had a lovely Fourth of July. I'm not much
of a pyrotechnic guy.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I did have some sparklers and.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
It was fine. We held me the rocket Man and
I think you knew that, we know, we know, but
it was fine. It was fine.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Adam, how is yours? How was it down?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Fucking awesome? It was awesome, dude, it was.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
We normally have a Fourth of July party that I
think you guys have been to, right, I know Blake's
been to it. Yeah, you've been to it once. Right,
It's great. Yeah, and it gets a little out of hand.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
So there's we've had parties where maybe too close to
two hundred people have showed up throughout the day and
then and then I have food trucks and it's catered
and we're on the beach, so it's you know, the
kids are having fun.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
This was way more chill.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
We had maybe forty people there tops throughout the whole day.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Everyone got a food truck, you get, everyone had their own.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
No, it was like we just ordered some food and
I went my boat and picked it up and it
was ideal like and then the and then night fell
and the you know, there was like fifteen twenty people
there left and the fireworks were over the bay.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
It was it was magical.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
It was.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I was like a tear donned my eye.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I was so excited. Did you get emotional? I did, Dude,
I love the Fourth of July. It's my favorite. I
don't know why, but I.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Fucking interesting, A very interesting. It's the best. Yeah, it's
for me.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's like now I'm got like, it's fine, come on,
what do you guys for me?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
The Fourth of July when I was a kid was
like the freest day absolutely because what I'm what I'm
realizing now, my parents were so drunk they they couldn't
know where I was.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
There's no way to tell.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Really, and so I was just gone and I'd come
home around like nine or eight whatever, and we'd like
find our way to the fireworks at the beach.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
And I'm drunk now.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
That was it, And it was hot as fuck.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh it's so hot, and you're you're just in like
swim trunks all day long, the whole day, all day,
and you're like And even for me the other day,
I was like, you know, I'm in swim trunks.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I'm swimming. I get out. There's no towel. I just
air dry. It's the best. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I
gotta sit you. You find a burger that's been sitting
there for an hour, doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
It puts a mustard on it.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
It's fine, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
And as a kid, I am in agreement with Thurs.
Maybe this was a Midwestern little boy thing, but you
were just allowed to go out. My dad gave me
a gross of bottle rockets and then those the butterfly ones,
the ones that you can throw, and then they.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Go, I love those the spinning ones. Oh yeah, what
is like the flowers? Think are called the oh the flowers?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
You throw it or you can throw it? Are you
supposed to throw it? But you set it down and
then it spins and jumps up.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Set it down and spins in a jumps out. But
if you throw it, if you throw it, it goes.
It spins down, which is sorry, that's.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Some rocket man shit.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, it's kind of a rocket man about the They're
a rocket man, not a boy.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Never got fireworks from my parents and I stuck one.
I think I've told this story. I mean I for
sure have stuck it in a post in my front
yard and I lit it, and I had got brand
new LA gears, like maybe the week before, and I
am lighting it like this like an asshole wood or

(35:41):
an eight year old is how old I think I was.
And I dove out of the way last second when
I realized I had lit it and.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Right into a cement truck, right into a cement truck.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
No, I dove and I kicked my feet up.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It hit the gel pouch on the LA gear lightups
got stuck in there blew up.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
That totally ruined the shoes.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
They did not light back up, but didn't make it
cooler and a cool story to say when I went
back to school that next year that the reason my
LA gear light don't light up is because.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
I'm such a fucking rocket man. Yeah, yeah, it was
a cool story.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Is that where the name came from? That thing where
that you were like.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
No, no, no, no, that's when he shot it in a
girl's titties.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Oh sorry, thank you, thank you, Blake.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Gotcha, bitch.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
No, that wasn't me. That was a that was a
close friend of mine. That was not me. That was
not me. I did not justform any tits in my
childhood or in my adulthood. Okay, fair enough, no deformity,
must not even this Fourth of July.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Huh, Blake, what about you?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
You ever deform any? Yeah? See this is see, this
is what sucks about.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
And it makes me go like, oh, Blake, isn't as
cool as I once thought. He was the fact that
you don't wellow Fourth of July in a way that
what's your deal? Don't have beef with it? I love
hot dogs, Like I said, I enjoyed beef. It was
actually turkey. They were turkey dogs.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
It was a lot. It was a lot. Just stop,
all right.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
The line for the beef dogs was so long, and
Beef the turkey hot dog, to me, is not that
big of a jump.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
But he's not that big of a jump.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's a huge leap. It's not a jump, it's a
fucking chasm.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Beef the Turkey Dog isn't the movie The gorge. I
don't think it's based on that list.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
It's a fucking turkey dog is fine, like like like.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
And also stop it.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Fire up your own fucking grill on the fourth of
July were I how.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Is the line long? If you're on your grip?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Because guess what, motherfucker. I had two fucking barbecues. I
had a communal barbecue and then I had a family
barbecue where I manned the grill and and I.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Made the burgers, and Daddy made the lamb chops. Lamb chops.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, I did lamb chops and they were delectable, my
dad's preseason.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
It was delicious July.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
It's okay to represent some other cultures during Fourth of
July because we all come together.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
What cultures are lamb chops from Greek?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Greeks eat the lamb? Yeah, but it's not it's not
your I mean, I mean that's.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
What makes us say great, is we all come together
and we all sorts of foods.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Turkey dogs.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
You're right, you're right, you're right. I mean we ate
Mexican food. I had a bunch of tacos and ships,
so I can't talk.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay, good, excuse me. God in the afternoon. There were
burgers and there were dogs. Okay, taco, Okay, you know
the special guests who showed up to my house. Oh,
don't say Trump.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Kyle motherfucking knew a check braces at all.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Somehow war braces than even the last time I saw him.
There's so many braces in his space.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
And is he is he eating turkey? Heating?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Oh? You know he's he's fully he's fully back. I
actually got sushi with you.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
I didn't notice what I I didn't really clock what
he was eating, but he did not have a problem
with anything that was being eight.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
So I actually got the real story about his braces.
He really did ratchet him up because he's trying to
get him off in time for the premiere. So he
told his orthodontics, crank the motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Let's get well.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
By the way, the premieers, I'm going, Are you guys
going to the premiere?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I'm going, Yes, you're going to be there in New York.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
You're going, yes, you're going.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I'm going, yeah, yeah, I'm going to be I'm going
to be. Ok.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Good, you gotta go, you gotta go. I'm going to
be in Charleston. So it's just a little hop skipping
a jump and Chloe An are both gonna go. We're
gonna have a fucking blast.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh sweet, Well I'll see there.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
When well when talk, we'll talk offline as we do
almost every day.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, that happy get more to premiere.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yes, he ratcheted up. I don't know if you can
really do that.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
But I love that Kyle goes to the dentist and
tells them what he.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Wants, ratchet it up. Yeah, huh, I feel like a bitch.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I was also like, well, why the fuck when we
were kids, why didn't we just like get it all
done in a month.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Probably because it gives you headaches and it hurts.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Because our parents told us it was too expensive and
we're not getting them in. Your teeth can be bad
until your grandma dies and you're gonna buy any fact. Right.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
There's also that that's what we have, perfect teeth, except
for weird gaps and weird places.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, but I guess they can really like crank the
metal and really start to shift your teeth if you're
down for it to like be very painful.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
But what is he doing for the paint just on
the saw?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Is he drinking again?

Speaker 5 (40:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
No, no, no, outside your window, right, Yeah, I noticed
there was no car windows up and down the street.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
He just went up and down and started punching them all. No,
he was in great spirits. It was awesome seeing him that.
His kids made really good friends with some friends of ours.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Their kids.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
They had kids the same age that was sick. My
son drank his first course light, so that was pretty excited.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Oh did you get a picked? No, we didn't get
a pick because it wasn't planned. Uh. It was sitting
there and he's just walking around. You're we're all watching him.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Everybody's going like, he's so cute. Every all the eyes
were on him. We're like, look how cute he is.
And then he just grabs a full beer and goes
ah and pours it like on his eyes.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Oh he's got those keys. He fucking keys it.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, he put it in his eyes.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
And by the way, yeah, I'm like, oh my god,
it's gonna burn and he's gonna like cry.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
No, he liked it.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
He sees better better.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
He got extra power, dude. He was like, you're.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
You're probably had too many beers. He's got the Corse vision.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yeah, we grabbed it. Very quickly.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I don't know if you got more than a little gobble,
but uh, that's all I need.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Is a little baby. But needed the taste. The taste
started early.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Oh and the words of Vanilla Eyes that boy was
hooked to see a.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Good deep cut, a good deep cut off of Vanilla
ICE's first album to the extreme.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yes, yes so, but uh, I live on a peninsula
and to get off after the fireworks, that's when everyone leaves.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
And this was a.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Huge Fourth of July because it was a Friday, Fourth
of July and everybody could get that.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
One off and YadA YadA.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
It took.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
People were leaving like during fireworks and a small group
you just kind of the locals that like rode bikes
or like, you know, I had a golf cart that
could they could get on the sidewalks or whatever.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
They all stuck around, and so did Kyle, and he
drove from the hotel that he was staying at and
he took off after fireworks. After we had some pizza
and he's like, all right, bye bye, everybody.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I'm locking up.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I clean up, and then I get a call going dude,
I am or a text.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Rather, I just want to let you know. I'm back
in your driveway. The kids are asleep. I'm just going
to sleep here, and I'm like, what I'm going to
sleep for? See you?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I'm like, just go home. And so I'm like, thinking,
it's just some weird Kyle shit, you know, And I'm like.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Okay, gone a huge. So yeah, that's what I assumed.
I was like, well maybe he got a fighter's I
have no idea. And so I'm like I walk out.
I'm like, is everything good out here?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
And it was traffic was backed up to my house,
which I'm at the end of the peninsula.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
So it's say far for traffic.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
To silea address over two hours to get off the peninsula.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Oh godam full disclosure. This is one hundred percent of
the reason we can't make it off.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
It's just too crazy. It's a lot of moving parts.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
If we had like older kids and it could hop
on e bikes to a place where we parked our car,
that's where we need to get to.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
But people that left during the fireworks, they drove right
off right, You're just missing fireworks.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah, but you know me, dude, I need to see that.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
July.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I'm with you and I'm with you, but you know,
you know, I met at what I said, you know what.
I brought them into the home. They slept in the
guest room, so you know that's great.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Okay, water trash. It was nice. It was nice having
uh Kyle and the gang.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yeah, Kyle tell me about Kyle's Well's kids on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Oh, they're they're great, very cute.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
They're great. I don't mean like in in jest. I
just haven't seen them in years. Christ, and you guys
know how religious I am. Christ, you guys got a link.
Older turns out older, older than you think. Yeah, I
really noticed with the daughter. I was like, oh, she's
like an actual walking, talking person. And last time I
saw her she was like a little toddler, like two

(45:20):
years old.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, that just reminded me. I'm in Oregon right now.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
As you can see by my wooden walls. It looks
but I literally put my hand on and got a
splinter up into my nail, which was painful.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Splinter splinter coming.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
I watched Uncle Buck on the on the flight up,
sucking fuck, suckond fuck. It's a perfect movie. It's the
fucking best.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
And when he's Uncle Buck, oh, that's not chucking the
John the John Candy vehicle, John Candy.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
What am I talking about? Second fuck? Chucking?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Buck Chuck and Buck Second Tuck. They're almost the same movie,
but just different locations. But when he's driving into the
suburbs because he's just said, sure, I'll come and watch
your kids while he goes while the parents go check
out a dad who's had a heart attack or whatever,
he's driving and he's talking to himself and he's like, Okay,
the old ones, she's probably what is she ten by now?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
And then he's like, then there's the new ones.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
What are their names? Larry and Jennifer.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
But the kids are like seventeen and like eight and seven. Well,
that's just like typical uncle no kids, has no idea.
Time flies so fast, and when you have kids, it's
like it's a market You didn't You weren't here for
those years of like them existing.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
This is the way.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, absolutely, I mean, and I feel that way a
little bit with your kids.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
It might.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
It's nice now that I have a kid, so I
feel like I'm getting those invites to the family events
and I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
You're coming to Easter baby, Oh yeah, get in there.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
It's nice to clock in with them because I feel like,
you know, you go a year or two in a
kid's life, you're the absent tee uncle.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
You know. Yeah, they don't even know who the who
the hell you are. It's the greatest form of a
calendar is a child.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
It's it's why we need you to keep doing more
commercials and movies at them so that they can see
you during like basketball games and stuff. There he is,
they just they stroke the TV.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Well, I'm gonna do more commercials that they can actually
I can send to them like the Circle.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
You know, and they yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Give you any.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Take backs, any apologies, any epic slam my gosh, are
we there already? Time flies?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
You know, I'd love to I'm really sorry. I'm Todd.
I'd like to apologize. When my computer short circuit died,
I lost I lost my initial audio recording.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
So you're gonna gonna have to help me out there.
But I'm really sorry, man, disappointed. I thought you snapped out, Todd.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I thought you were gonna be like, I'm sorry, called
Todd a fucking idiot or something.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
It's like rude, dude, No, I'm just like, oh, I hope,
I hope we can salvage that because all those lists
about uh, Sly and Arnold, and I hope my side
of the audio is on there.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
You know, I think I just want to do a
final take on the Sly. I just here want to
give the crown.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
My favorite movie star of those three is Arnold.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
I would say best actor for me is Bruce, and
most talented is Sly, but all around creative.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Force And I think I agree with all that, and
but I still I think I want to give the.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Crown to Arnold for two reasons.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Okay, he's the best, and I could be wrong about this,
but I think I'm right.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I think Predator is the greatest film out of any
of their movies altogether.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
I think Diehard is very far up there. I think
Terminator to Judgment Day is also very high up there.
Mm hmm, as far as Sly as I think Rocky
is great.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
But anyway, I give the crown to Arnold because also
when I see him as a person you like on
Instagram or what.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Movie star, I feel like he's just the fucking man
great governor.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Well, in that book, I think it was called like
the Last Action Hero. Everyone is in total agreement.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
You bought that thinking it was about you book about me,
fucking honey.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yes, my my stunt work in Outlaws when I'm dressed
as Shrek in the Bank Hives pretty good. It's right
up there with Arnold and no, he's it's pretty everyone's
in agreement that Arnold was the coolest.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Yes, yeah, Well, I don't know if he was the coolest.
I don't know if he was the coolest.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
I think he was. He was the one. He was
the leader of men.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I think he's the guy that I would want in
my homie or in my like homie circle.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah, he's like the leader of men. He's the one
that everyone's like, yeah, it's Arnold's the best. And he's
also like the guy that that like no one.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Was saying bad shit about him, like he never was.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Like when they everyone was dunking on Arnold, everyone across
the board.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Was like or sorry a sly. Everyone was like, sly,
uh is a piece of shit. He's a total monster,
say well.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
And also, Conan the Barbarian is a fucking really rad
movie too.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
It's up there. That movie's up there.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Yeah, I agree, run Man, what about Destroyer? You like Destroyer.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yes, new Glenn Powell Running Man. Have you seen the
trailer for that? It looks kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
I don't watch trailers, but I know that it's closer
to the book, which I just read last year, So
that's exciting.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah, it looks pretty cool because the original movie they're
like in a game, and then this one is like
kind of everybody against you, everybody in the world.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Oh that's the book. Okay, So that's the book.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
It's a show where you get selected out like you
apply and then you get selected and then essentially like
big Brother and the world are all looking and if
they get to turn you in, like they get money
and that kind of shit. Gotcha, So everybody's incentivized to
get you murdered.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
And it's Edgar Wright too, And Edgar Wright is a
truly talented filmmaker. I mean, Baby Driver is a great
movie that I think was a little slept on.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I feel like people don't. I remember seeing it, but
I would have to revisit that way.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Oh, Baby Driver, it's awesome, dude, it's really really cool.
And Coleman Domingo's role in it. My agents were like, oh,
you're right up there for it. You're right up there
for it, and I'm like, am I on the shortlist?
And I'm like, no, but we've been talking to the
director about you.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
They were lying it's a black person in the in
the book.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
And he said that's interesting, and I'm like, oh, am
I going to get it, and then never heard from
it again, and then Coleman Domingo got it, and I'm like, yeah,
it should have been him.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
He fucking crushed. I mean, he's perfect.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
But it's a black dude in the book too.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
So you agree with the casting?

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Yeah yeah yeah, So like why would they Can you
guys hear me?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Yeah? Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Adam's like, Adam won't hear He's like, it doesn't matter.
If he's a black dud in the book. I would
have crushed it. I would have crushed it, dude, I
would have.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I believe in it.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
I've seen pictures. I haven't watched the trailer. I hate
watching trailers. I don't want to watch trailers. I do
want to see the movie because trailer's ruined movies. Lamb, yeah,
it must be. It must be Lamb trailers. Moody, help
all right, and don't see the movie.

Speaker 8 (52:33):
That was another episode.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Dude, why aren't you playing us out with Chris Gaines
Helmi Because it broke my ship. Dude, I'm pissed now.
That's why might help him.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
My whole entire ship went to ship hell.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
What happened? Pissed now s