Ep 257: We Can’t Guarantee You Won’t Shit

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is important.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
A production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk
about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening
on this planet today.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is important. You'd be surprised at how many people
in the country don't want to fuck you.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I have these weird pants where my dick is out,
looks like he's smuggling gushers.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Buckle up?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Whoa feeling good? Feeling great?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Adam? What are you singing?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Guess who's back? James? Is that a play on Welcome
Back Carter? Guess Who's back? Yeah? What what was it?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Welcome back?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Welcome back? Yeah, I get bad.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Guess who's back? Welcome back, mister Belvedere.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
That show was fucking cool. I used to watch that
ship really late at night.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, Niked Knight Style, Yeah, dude, I miss like young people.
They're not going to watch any older shows now go
on because the way we watched, like I watched Isle
of Lucy and Mister Ed and Mister Ed Yeah and
all the fucking weird old ship. That show is weird,

(01:24):
and like Beverly Hillbillies and Beverly Hill, the Monster Munsters
was my ship. And by the way, I wouldn't have
watched any of those shows because they came out forever ago.
Yeah they were ancient, but they they just came on
late at night, niked night.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
But here's what's scary, Adam, dude, this is when it
gets fucked up and you go, oh my god, somebody
needs to put me down.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, donkey.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Those shows were as old as like Fresh Princes to
a kid who's ten right now.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh my god? Absolutely, why didn't you cry about it?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
They were just black and white, so it seemed crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It seemed yep, and it is.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
But Patty Duke was still hot with.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh okay, come one by the way, nobe. But kids
nowadays won't watch Fresh Prints or Family Matters or any
of the old.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
But they watched him. I feel like they did.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
And they watched Friends was popular for a minute like
five years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Right, great, Gray's an abby, I mean, but that's considered
like the one of the top sitcoms of all time.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Sure, what do you think the Musters was?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Bruh? Yeah? No, Well, I don't know. Was The Monsters
better than Adam's Family?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Like?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Was it higher rated television show?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
I like The Monster's Car better than the Adams family.
Who I think does Rob Zombie own the Monsters car?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
That seems right.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, he remade the Monsters the movie and people said
it was really.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Bad, that's too bad, but I think he was like, well,
I have the car, I might as well make the movie.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
You know, I support anything Rob Zombie does, so I'm
sure it's actually fantastic.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Really a zombie head. I used to come to the
improv and call in when I would answer the phones
back in the day, and he would or his wife
would call in and try to and get tickets, and
I'm like, Okay, what's the last name and she would
say Zombie. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like, fucking Hollywood,
so weird.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Can you spell it? Can you spell?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
And then Rob Zombie would show up that night and
I'm like, holy.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Fuck with a fucking hat that had like a built
in cuckoo clock.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Dusty as That's my.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Favorite thing about LA is like there's people with money
who walk around in like Gucci and Burbery or like
what the fuck ever?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
But then there's the weirdo and the creatives.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, dude, like it's all music vibe. It's like behind
the scenes musicians. Oh yeah, who didn't make it.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I mean Rob Zombie obviously had like a huge band,
but a lot of like behind the scenes musicians are
the ones who dress the craziest.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Dusty to let you know like there's somebody.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
They're like, well, I I am somebody. I wrote a
lot of number one hits. You just don't know me.
That's why. Why where this? Uh?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
This lady's jacket has ten feet of fringe. She can't
close the door to her car.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
What is a whole? Ostrich On as a best.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
She wrote, Yes, I drive a Porsche, but the outside
is covered in turf. Yeah right, yeah, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your cowboy hats made of cowboys.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't understand the actual skin, the skin of batwing cowboy.
It's fucking bat wings.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I wrote all deaf leopard songs.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I am the brains behind. Pour some sugar on me.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's me, that's he's he is me has a ride.
I love that ship, though, Yeah I do.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I miss being done in Orange County. There's just a
level of uh, like rich people are just rich. Yeah,
they don't take swings. There's no like Yeah, there's just
like a blandness to everything. But it's very nice down
in Laguna, they get a little funky know yeah, yes,
down in Laguna they do.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's where like the artists live like, yes, the wives
of rich husbands who have like crazy galleries.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yes, and they have like candle stores and you know,
all the all the cool shit. I love it, right,
but La there's like true eccentrics, which I miss him.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta appreciate a swing, a fashion
swing so nice when you get a guy who really
commits to to a boot or a hat.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Dude, I feel Nwachek is so close to doing that.
I feel like he'll pivot that way. And then now
he's like in his real norm Like, you know, I
just saw him the other week. He's just in a
real norm core phase. Maybe it was just the braces
that threw me.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Right, you're not looking at anything else. He was in
a tuxedo.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I mean it's fourth of July.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
And also he has like a lot of like Pickleball
brand stuff and that stuff is very norm coore like
it's like Polos and a Nantucket.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Look.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I want him to score like a seventy million dollar
back end payday from a movie where he totally just
can then become a.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
True weirdo, A true weirdo.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I'm gonna come, you know, like how Jordan Jordan Peel
now dresses like I don't know, like he does an
esteemed librarian.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Does he is he steamed like a professor or some shit?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
A little bit, A little bit. I mean, I feel
like he was like a hoodie guy.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
And then when you do get out and you get
that get out cash You're like, I think everything cashmere
all day.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Well, that's I mean, that's just comfortable. That's a come. Yeah.
I look at some James Perce stuff and I'm like,
what is that Now, that's just a very.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's beach rich, beach dad rich, beach dad me.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
And by the way, I look at it and I'm like,
it's not bad. But the T shirts are one hundred dollars.
I'm like, I'm not that asshole, and uh. And the
hooded sweatshirts are like four hundred and eighty dollars. They're
like super nice, and I'm like, is that what I
would Maybe that's but I think none of us would go.

(07:18):
We would just wear nicer quality shit that we already
kind of wear, which is kind.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Of what James Pearce is doing.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
But yeah, yes, yes, I think I would go that
route if I had oodles and oodles and oodles of money.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
What do they call it. It's like stealth wealth.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yes, I would have some stealth wealth. But I feel
Kyle would wear like a bird's nest on his head
or some shit, you know what I mean. And he's like,
he's like, oh, it's cool, dude, because actual robins lay
their eggs here. I have a family of robins. That
Kyle is.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
The guy who would drive the Scooby Dude dream machine.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well, I think he does. I think he actually got
it on set of fucking.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, he got it.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
He bought a tea model t he bottom of my tea, Yeah,
get it.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Airing that's like a human tooth or something that's kind
of very sick.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Or one of those like why the you see those
crazy wide wheeled motorcycles or the motorcycles where it's just.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
One wheel but you're inside of it.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, okay, that's how he's rolling up to the Happy
Gilmour two premiere.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Absolutely, I love it. I'm excited to see how how
he's dressing. And uh, blake, what do you what do
you think? Do you think you would take any real swings.
It's I'm talking you. You have like a a crazy
windfall fifty plus million.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Dollars and that's crazy to you. Adam, go ahead, Yeah,
that's chump change, bro, I.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Know how much you make, that'd be that'd be a.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Lot unlimited cash to spend money on clothing.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I mean, I'm such a fan of like vintage, so
I just see myself.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Maybe split Vintage is the most expensive bruh, you can
get up there.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
You're the guys to somebody who does have fifty million
for Pops Designer is where it's really starts to be.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Like.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
That's why I don't even like going in those stores,
because you go into like a Gucci or whatever, and
you go like, oh wait, actually this is fucking cool, dude.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Gucci does make a lot of cool shit.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah I made. I bought a Gucci jacket and we
might have covered this. I wore a I can't stop
talking about it. I can't stop talking about it. It
was It's an awesome jacket, a leather jacket, and I
was like, oh fuck, this is so cool. And then
I wore it to a basketball game and like the
ball bounce and I caught it, and then fucking Eric

(09:36):
Griffin or someone took a photo of me like spinning
on my finger and I posted that photo and I'm like,
how fucking sick is this photo of me catching the
basketball spinning the basketball in my figure? And people were
like fuck you, hey, Gucci like just taking me down
a peg, And I was ashamed. I didn't wear that
jacket again for like five years. I was so ashamed

(09:58):
of wearing this Gucci. And I didn't realize the red
in the green was like their shit. I just thought
it was.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Like, yeah, yeah, that's their like classic. But that's why
it's a good jacket, because it's just the classic thing.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, I had no idea. I just thought it was
like Christmas colors or some show.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, yeah, you thought you were just being a good question.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I thought it was good Christmas. You thought you were
wrapping the birth of Jesus. I just thought it was
kind of a fun holiday.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Yeah, this is the if you're going to celebrate Christmas,
you might as well spend five thousand dollars to do Gucci.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Little Gucci Jesus Gucci like that.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yeah, but that's there. That's they're good stuff. They're like crazy, wild,
flagrant pattern stuff that you really truly can only wear
once because then it's like you're still wearing that crazy thing.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh yeah, here's Todd has the photo right here. Oh wow,
look at that. Oh yeah, you look like a prick.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
But that's that's like a classic jacket.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah that's not. I mean, come on, dude, I hate
you by the way, By the.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Way, if you're hating on him wearing Gucci, level your
game up, brol get a life.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Let the man splurge. And I thought that was a
low profile when it's all Gucci everything. He's not loud.
It's not like you're wearing like pool noodles. Dude, I
could see Blake because Blake does like loud clothing. Sure,
you think if you had fifty plus million bucks and
it's like you're not gonna buy a thirty million dollar

(11:20):
house where you're comfortable, where you're at, yah, YadA, YadA,
would you just go and be like, oh fuck, I'm
all fendy everything or something stupid like that. I don't
I mean maybe I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
I think you do have to be strategic at that point,
like yeah, like like like a designer, like Jeremy Scott
or whatever who makes like really funky shit and you'd
be like hyped on. But if you're Jeremy Scott, yeah
he makes like really loud.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh, Jeremy Scott. He's also a I follow him online.
He does work out videos. Oh really, Yeah, I gotta
check that out.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
It can't be the same guy.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
It absolutely cannot be. No, No, I don't think so.
This guy doesn't look like he has any much.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Jamy Scott looks like Trent Reznor.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
The Transformer.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
He looks like Trent.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I feel like, here's what I'm glad we all survived.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Okay, I don't think any of us have done those
like two piece silk outfits for boys that are like
a bowling shirt and those shortss right roer, No.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, no, the two pieces the robbers are one piece.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I believe absolutely. But you know what I'm talking about matching,
the matching fits, the top bottoms, yes, yeh.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Look, I'm not saying they even look bad.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I mean, whenever I do wear a matching fit, it
is kind of it does feel good.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
I'm not even saying they look bad. I'm just saying
it's like the easy like this is what we're doing now.
I got one too, In fact, I got five. We're
good sick, I'll be pool size.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
It does make me go when when they go like
this was I saw like a like a TikTok or
and Instagram reel of like this is this was the
millennials this and like and so is millennials when everyone
dressed like like mumfort, I'm sipping through it. I feel

(13:16):
like I'm panning for gold here, what are we going? Yes,
it was. It was howeveryone dressed like Mumford and Sons,
or had like a crazy mustache like millennials and people
were doing yeah, or or like we're wearing like a
big dumb hat. Remember you would go to like an

(13:38):
l a nightclub and just men were wearing fucking big
dumb hats and you're like, this is a fucking worst Yeah, yes,
and exactly That's why I wanted that Fedora bid because
men were just out wearing Fedoras all the time, and
it seemed and then it showed like the gen Z

(13:59):
version of that, and you're like, yeah, this is what
and millennials are now going like but we're still cool,
and so they get the matching fits from Todd Snyder
or some shit, and they're like, yeah, this is what
we're doing right, And I know it's not going to age. Well,
I know you're gonna look back and.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Be all gen z Is saying that ain't it. Yeah,
they don't even say that anymore. They don't even say that,
ain't it Grandma.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
What I'm talking about is.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Like the Benny Blanco two piece pool side slides situation.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, with like a would that be like Versace? Like Versace?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Sure, or like Casablanca?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Like there's a lot like Migos.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Yes, there's a lot of these bands. And by the way,
I'm not slamming these people. I think they look good. Yeah,
but it also just seems like a prescribed like, uh,
we're doing this great, got it mine?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
And I'll see you at the club.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
And by the way, I have zero style, like no
style that I don't claim to have style. I don't
want style, okay, but I just when I see that,
I just go, you're just doing the thing.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
I disagree. Your style is flabby, chic, flabby, flabby was
that of an old man when you were twenty and
you've stuck with it and now you've grown into the
age of your actual style and now it works for you.
You were new balances and like a cycling caps and

(15:26):
like some shit that I'm like, what the fuck is
this guy? He's a living walking bill, Like he's the
oldest man that I've ever met. Yeah, and now you've
become the old man that you have always born to.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
That is kind of true.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yes, you're lucky.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
It is weird to actually still be wearing shirts and
pants from twenty years ago. Of course, there's ones where
I was like, I'm gonna take a swing cargo shorts, yep,
but those haven't stuck around.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I feel like I never took any swings, no real
swings over here, other than when I were basically exclusive
snap button shirts. Yeah, that was That was a good era.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
But that's just good, clean fun.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
It was fun to at a bar to just snap
it off real quick. Have you ever worn an outfit
that you weren't comfortable in? Have you ever been uncomfortable
for fashion?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Physically comfortable or like people looking at me uncomfortable? I
had my Gucci jacketci because I have these I have
these weird pants where my dick is out, okay, and
that was uncomfortable. And it's not that people are looking
at me. It's just that it's uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
That seems like it would feel pretty good old unless
you were somewhere cold.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Wait, so are you saying uncomfortable physically or like this
doesn't feel like me?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
No physically, of course, well yeah no. My body morphs
ebbs and flows, so I get too fat for clothing sometimes,
and I still I'll like to put on these pants
and I'm like fuck man, and then and then I'm
like voice, and then I'm like, well, maybe my wife
just maybe she washed them recently, and she like, I
don't watched. Your boobs are huge. So then I'm like,

(17:04):
well it'll they'll loosen up as I wear it. Oh, sure,
as I wear them. And then you go out and
I said, am at a basketball game or something and
my dick pouch is just like fucking there. And then
and then they take photos on I get like photos
taken of me or whatever, and it's just like a
fucking beat sack just right up front.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
And it's like check out Adam and his Gucci jacket
with his dick pouch on fleek top looks like a
million bucks down bottom dick completely squashed on one side,
looks like he's smuggling gushers squash, I can't stop eating.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Or if you don't wear a suit for like a
year and then you're like, oh, I need like a
black suit or whatever the situation is, and you put
it on, you're like, god, damn, I had lost weight.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Now I forgot I had I had a slider in
my pocket.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
There's a pickle in your pocket.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, the bummer for me is I had so many
suits from when I did my condave new wedding dates.
I did like this huge press tour. We went to Australia,
we went you know, other countries, and I and Fox
was that's back when they would pay you to get dressed.
They were like, yeah, whatever, we want him to look good.
He's with the star of the movie. So I got

(18:25):
like ten awesome new suits out of the deal. But
I'm hot, hot, hot. I was maybe the leanest I
ever was, and you were hot in that movie. Over
the course of this decade, I've gotten progressively fatter. But
last year when I lost all this weight. In the
past year, I lost like almost thirty pounds. I've been

(18:48):
able to wear these suits again. But now I'm I'm
wiggling my back, my weight back up, and I have
this I have to dust off a suit to go
to Kyle's movie premiere, and I'm a little worried I'm not.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Going to squeeze into it.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
But I'm just at the I'm ten pounds heavier than
I was when I could absolutely fit in to all
of them just fine. And I'm about ten pounds heavier,
so it might be a little trick, so you might
see me uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, I think you know what you need to do
for a week is only tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Your booms are That is the trick.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
That's how you lose what just pass out on the
red cart.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh, but I also think I also think some of
the the advantage of going to Adam Sandler premiere is
you know your's going to roll up in like basketball
shorts or sweatpants, so you can.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, but if he's doing it and you do it,
so you're dressing like Sandler in tribute, Yes, yes, this
is solidary. Maybe that should be a everyone dresses like
Sandler at the premiere. Yeah, that's actually kind of fun
and cool.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
It's homage. Is that what you're you're gonna do Blake.
You're gonna dress like Adam Sandler.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I think I'm gonna get a nice pair of basketball
shorts and just pull up.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
That's cool, look real comfy, full water boy. Yeah you
know I would do that. But then, but then every
photo that I've ever posted where you see my legs,
I get. It's very funny. There's always one person be like,
oh fucking, how disgusting are his legs?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
And then people will defend me in the comments, and
then he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I had no idea.
And then another person will be like, his legs look
like dog meat, and then their comment section is just
underneath is just riddled with people defended me, and it's
just that it's it's like a thousand comments of people
just doing that back and forth.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Also like what.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I don't want to do?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
A what are I think you should cover everything with
your legs. That's how I feel.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Okay, okay, I stand with you. Thank you. Oh so
a little lebron suit.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Oh yeah, there you go, little Tom Brown. Yeah that's
all Tom Brown a CDC schoolboy style.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Okay, I can get my buddy Tray from Green Day.
He wears a lot of those suits. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
them off though, very punk rock. He's got those calves,
he's got those massive cat damn diamn sun word you
find that what is the name.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Of the little play bass pedal? So what the joke?

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Not even joke, just the thing I was gonna say
before that I actually couldn't think of, was yeah, he's
got those calves from kicking that bass pedal.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Guys, all, that's what That's what I wanted to say.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Well, damn you said.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
I feel like you guys should be pretty proud of
me because I survived a pretty treacherous day yesterday. I
ended up going to six Flags Magic Mountain, which is
a very intense amusement.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Part.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Is it true they're going to close down?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Is that they say it every year that they're closing
it down. Are they actually gonna do it? Bam?

Speaker 4 (22:06):
I think they're going to because there was literally nobody there.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I could go on every ride I wanted to over
and over again.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
You'd think so, but those rides are so intense that
I started to like dread the loop.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
No, well you're old. I am, You're old. I am.
X two X two is absolutely the most insane thing.
It was the other one, the Colossus.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Colossus they which they revamped. It's called Twisted Colossus now.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
So it is so fun. So you're you're old now.
So I was just talking about this how I used
to love like all spinny rides and roller coasters, and
I like really truly loved them and would go on
over and over and over and over.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Just cover this. Did we I did with the zippers
at the carnival?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh, you're right, You're right, we did well. Well.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
I He's like, I'm getting so old, I can't remember what.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I my snapchat memory. Dude, Well, I really I went.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
I tested the theory, and I thought I did alright,
even though there were moments throughout the day where I
was kind of like, I'm feeling nauseous my body. It's
like I'm feeling like I'm shaking loose, like a hangover
from weeks ago, or something like.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
The night before from the only way Blake could describe it, go.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Ahead, it's like a night before, like a throbbing headache.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
But I thought I handled it well.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
But then when I finally got in my car and
kind of just like settled, everything sort of settled, I
just realized like it felt like I had fucking like whiplash,
Like I truly think I have minor whiplash from the riots.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Oh yeah, the bit.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Did you drive right away?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah? Yeah, I drove right away.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
I remember being like, I need ten minutes not driving yet.
This is fucking a problem.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Hilarious, going to give it to you? So did was
it just you? No?

Speaker 5 (23:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
I I went with Mars.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
You know how Blake was. I went with Mars.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
And is Mars she's old enough to go on every
right now? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:07):
She we uh was done that tall? Yeah, she's tall.
So we got we got on this wanting, we got
on everything and like I said, no ride, no lines.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Sick and was she about it? Was she about it?
About it? She was? But then like it was also
ninety three degrees out, So yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
This is why I'm huh, I wouldn't want it any
other way.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
You're really pushing your limits as a human and you're
getting a lot of steps and just the fact that
there's a reason there's lines to these these rides, because
I think your body does need a little time to
not be going.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
On a loop to loop total, you know.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
So there was a moment where we were sitting on
viper and she was like, like it looked like she
might like be about to cry. I'm like, are you good,
and she's just like, I'm I'm not feeling it.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I'm not feeling it anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
This isn't about the ride.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Oh so she needs a minute, So it's not it's
not about an age thing.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
It's a it's a ted that place is. I'm with man,
those rides are fucking crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I went fucking a long time ago, more than ten
years ago now, because one of the Emma's friends was like, yo,
it's triple A night, and like it's only people who
have like a triple A. But I can bring whoever
I want. And there's no lines, like we just went
and ride to ride. There were a couple where they
were like, hey, no one's in line if you want

(25:32):
to stay on, stay on if you don't get off,
where we just rode the road road And then that
was when I was like, I.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Can't get back in the car. I'm fucked. So you
do kind of need those lines, grandma.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
And that wasn't even that long ago.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
It was a naked grandma.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I mean that was a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Rather yeah, fifteen years ago, so I was already sixty two.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, damn, dude, in Yeah, you look great, you look great.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Well.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I actually saw Blake and On too long ago in
real life IRL as well, Okay, briefly briefly because I
was shooting a commercial and he came to set to
say what's up. Yes, and a Tiba was shooting the commercial.
So it was a real family affair. And it was

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at Tiba in ACO's birthday that night. Dude, it was. Yes.
The fact that they're forty nine is truly absurd, and
their fiftieth is going to be I feel like I
need to clear my a week before, in a week
week after, just to prepare.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeahred hundred years of partying between them, that's pretty crazy.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
I got a text. I got a text that the
next night they were going to do a throwdown. And
then that night I got in bed at like nine
o'clock and I was.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Like crazy, Oh yeah, or I.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Could get up out of bed and go now I'm
gonna watch YouTube.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah, I was wiped. I shot a uh this commercial
and I was just like fucking exhausted. You know when
you it was a two day shoot and you know
how it really takes like two days to get used
to shooting twelve hour days and like getting up that
early and just being like on all day long. It
takes like a day or two until you're like, okay,

(27:21):
I have my my feet under me. So I did
not have my feet under me. It was after day
two and they were like and the party didn't start
till ten pm. As a dude, as a dude, as
a fucking dad with a little kid, who I'm still
fucking new to this shit, trying to find my footing,
and and who a guy who likes to stay up

(27:43):
late and go to bed late, but now I have
to go to bed early and get up so fucking early.
So every day is a goddamn struggle. I was legitmad at.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Ten o'clock might as well be one pm. I was
sorry in the.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Morning, absolutely, dude, I'm like a ten pm star time
is such. I'm like, you're forty nine years old and
it was a Wednesday. I'm like, this is fucking insane,
I think.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
But they knew that as well, Like they were like
they no, they didn't ask.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
He gave me an out. He was like, am I
senior tonight? And I'm like, I certainly hope. So yeah,
but I was. I was fucking zapped.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
And all their friends are twenty two.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, so that helps go hards. Yeah, they have like
sixteen year old skateboard friends.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
They drink the blood of these little skateboarder boys, and
that's why they look so young.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
That's what I think. It's like a.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Absolutely, it's a sinner's situation.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Oh, very sad. But the reason I was singing coming
on the podcast. Right before getting on the podcast, I
was singing your boy Shaboozy, that's right, with a double
shot of whiskey dinner. I kissed me he was at
the party. How do they know shaboo They have such
a weird collection of friends itotographers. Yeah, I don't know.

(28:59):
I don't know how everybody ended up being there.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I heard he was in the building. I think I
was gone before he got there. So I didn't get
to bro down with the Booze.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
You didn't get to Shabooze. I didn't with Chaboozi.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah. By the way, Blake said he texted me, I'm
like just laughing. I'm like, this is so, this is
so blake. But he goes, Yeah, I left at uh yeah,
I left early at about one am. I didn't want
to be dusted the next morning. Yeah. No, And then
I just wrote back, dude, you can't be dusted you.
I told you, dude, dude, well, dude, you have to

(29:32):
call it early at one am to not be dusted.
That I can. I can handle it. And by the way,
I saw photos of you chugging Jaegermeister and looked a
little cross eyed.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Is two am, dusty, there's one thirty dusty and twelve
thirty nine?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
No, I was very I was very disciplined. I took
a picture of me drinking out of a yoeger Meister bottle,
but I think that was more to promote the brand.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
But I would have to I was minding.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
I was really I was really minding my p's and
q's I did. I did not want to. I did
not want to be late. You didn't want to get dusted.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I did not want to be dusted.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
So one is not late.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I can duck out at one and get a good
night's sleep.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
And what time are you up on with a one?
And how many drinks? So are you then doing just
like four drinks?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
If? Yeah, maybe like two beers and two shots. So
that's four.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
You just said maybe said maybe maybe I didn't. I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I wasn't counting my that.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I just know like I got out of there before
I was drunk or anything.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
You were dusted, And that's all I'm wondering. I'm wondering
if it's like a time thing, a drinks thing, a
combination combination. Can you stay out till four sober or
do you go home at midnight absolutely hammered and then
you can get up at seven and you're fine.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
I would say it's just completely up to like how
much I would be drinking, like the hangover.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
So if you left that one, that means you're not
home until one from where the chachaw.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Was not at that time. Yea, No, you can get
home at twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, okay, So one let's say you're home at one
thirty the way he drives round. Then then you have
to get ready for bed or at your you're blake
and not on er, so you do brush your teeth
that night. I do, so that'll take a few minutes.
You're not in bed. Took a shower too, and you
took a shower, so you're not in bed. Asleep till
after two and then and then that's five hours until

(31:30):
you're waking up.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
You're still amps, you're on You're still because you.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Just hung out with Shaboozie and the Light.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Yeah, you were just basically doing a Theagermeister commercial.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
You're all fired up, so you.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Got five hours of sleep. That's I mean, I'm so
impressed by you, Blake. I mean, I'm living vicariously through you.
Not because I used to be very similar to you.
I had a lot in the tank. I could go.
I could I could, you know, go out to one
and and come home and not be dusted.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Yeah. Now I'm like, now it's like ten thirty, and
I'm like, fuck, I better get in bed. I don't
want to be dusted.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
You didn't have anything at all?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, and I'm still what did you have the next day?
You weren't back on set the next day?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Were you?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I did drive back down to uh, Orange County, but
I uh with my son, who does hate. He's a
very cool. He's a cool guy. You guys have met him.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, drink of course, light, he drinks. He's cool, very
definitely cool. I'm drunk now.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
But he does not like driving in the car. Really,
it's the one thing he does in he does He's
not a big crier, he's pretty chill. He likes groups,
he likes strangers. He's like, he's not one of those
kids that cries over about everything. But driving in a
car he just fucking hates. So it's a real it's.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
A Hyundai Sonata. Is this a Hyundai Ionic seventy.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
It's in my in Myonic six, just driving in a car.
It's real touch and ghost. So I'm like, I been
hungover in a car with him before, and it is nightmare,
the worst thing I've ever experienced.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
You know, you do turn up the fucking kids pop
oh yeah, or I mean just just feed him some
dumb ass songs Spotify. Look, I'm not a huge fan
of playing my kids dumb music. I'm trying to like
listen to good music.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Oh dude, I haven't even ever done that.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
I've never done the dumb If you type in like
poo poo song Spotify, ten thousand songs will pop up.
You could type in anything you think will be like
goofy for kids, and it'll pop up.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
We'll drop the playlist after this guy's dms and slide
you recommendations.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Hey dude, Hey, this is important. Dad.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yeah, get yourself on Danny Go's YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
You're gonna look. The songs are actually pretty good. We
have played uh what what I'm blanking on the name
of it, but it's basically hands Chicken Nana no no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no bomb no no, no, no, no no. It's it's
uh yo, kids, kids mop.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
The the baby Shark song changed everything, and now everyone's
trying to get a baby shark.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
What is wait, what were you trying to summon? Adam?
What kid? They it's it's uh like kids Brave music,
and so it's like it's like five little monkeys jumping
on the bed bed bed bad bad, bad, bad, bad,
bad bad bad. One jumped off and bumped his head.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I think that's just isn't that doctor said.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
No more monkeys jumping on? Alien or Bloodhound Gang?

Speaker 5 (34:41):
No, what is the difference between those two bands? And
that's a good question, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
H Bloodhound Gang.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
I actually Bloodhound Gang did We're nothing but mammals.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Right, nothing but animals. So let's do it like we
do on the Discovery channel. Good Ship.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
I mean, that's a that's a kid song wrapped in
adult lyrics, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Absolutely my son likes. My son's favorite song is Ice
Sized Baby. He fucking jams to it, dude. Welcome to
the club.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, play him the whole album.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, it's a good album.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Hooked, he's gonna if he likes that, he's gonna love a.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Hook Yeah, and uh stop.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
What's the one where they're tucking on the train walk?
Get off? Dude?

Speaker 5 (35:23):
That song I used to beat off. I think we've
covered that album. Definitely used to beat off to Uh
Southast Oh dude, I saw the songs made me so horny.
There was a digital underground that.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Was like, oh yes, sex packets. Okay, so for sure.
The guy's name is Lenny Pierce and it's baby Rave.
Look up, play some wheels on the bus, Lenny Pierce.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
This is because do you play this in the car?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
No, we've only ever played at the house that that's
actually a great point. I should play it in the car.
I don't know why I've never thought of that. We
just played like ninety. He likes like nineties hip hop music,
so we'll play like.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Just like dad.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, I well true, but it's just like dance. No,
it's like dance music. It's like, you know, good vibration,
like Adam.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You could just say you didn't.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Now. The only baby, the only sweet, the only.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Baby rave I'm getting here is miss look up, look up.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Lenny Pierce elle n N Y p E A r
C Lenny.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Adam's kid likes any song that has Donny D on
the back of.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Donny D on the back Lenny Pierce. Okay, I'm searching
Lenny Pierce. Oh, this guy's actually fucking cool and looking. Yeah,
he throws straight up fucking He's got a purple ponytail.
Does he look like it looks like Jason Momoa but
with a with like a purple ponytail.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
It looks like Jason Momoa. If Jason Momoa never worked
out again. My god, he did a collab with Blippy.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Well, isn't that kind of what it is for Minecraft?
Where he's like a little chunky and grew his hair
all crazy and where's a pink shirt?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I haven't seen it to see it? Yeah, chicken hockey, okay,
little monkeys, this this, this, this is important.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
In the article Bumper in Berlin, is that it's important?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Oh yeah, the bitch.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
This is this is the Berlin Wall coming down.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Your kids on ecstasy?

Speaker 5 (37:37):
What the hell if you put this on it like
a Discovery doesn't like a car?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah, but this is a dude.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Well no, he I haven't played it. I haven't played
it in the car.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Uh exactly.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
He never wants to get out of the fucking Golbi
ten or whatever you put him in the car.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
It's boring as hell. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Maybe I should have, but this is this is Some
of the songs get like kind of weird and scary
and like almost like.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
So much of this this toddler ship is unchecked, and
there's subliminal messages and the stuff they're talking about is
fucking gross.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
There's no subliminal No, no, no, yeah, there's no. There's
this one from Facebook. Yeah, there's a lot from YouTube.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Who is this?

Speaker 3 (38:20):
But we covered her a long time to bring her back.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Hop little bunnies, hop hoop up if your hands?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Oh yeah, the bitch, gotcha, bitch.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
If you can't just do it, ex send you want
to make them send?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
What is this? I'm gonna come.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Oh bro, I bet he's I bet he's multi millionaire.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's because it.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Takes you ten seconds to make that song, and then
they just upload they upload it and if it becomes
a thing that Discovery Zone is like, yeah, we need
to have this on all the time at every location.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
We have to have it. Oh yeah, this is check
also it does. We were invited he like sold out
the Roxy Lenny. Yes for a daytime children's raid. It's ecstasy.
So everyone brings her like two or three four five
year olds. Uh, and they just they give him close
and they he puts on a show and they just

(39:18):
lose their fucking mind. We didn't. We didn't end up going.
It was during his naptime and the all precious snaps.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
But they don't need those, by the way.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Oh really, oh man, you sometimes you gotta. He wouldn't
have been dusted if he missed it one nap. He's
not gonna be dusted.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
He's young.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Blake knows.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
I love when I was Blake and I were raising
our first kids at the exact same time. I'm like,
what's bedtime for you? Is like eleven eleven thirty? I
mean I go to bed when she wants to go
to bed. Fuck it, b Yeah, yeah, she's she's fine,
turned out fucking sharp, bro, she gets it.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
She's what at him? But did you just say she's what?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
What the hell? She's fine?

Speaker 6 (40:01):
What it's not how you said it? All right, all right,
all right, let's let's keep the kids out. That's all right,
all right, come on, you lose.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I took my kids to a cave this morning.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Emma had some work to do. And then somebody was like, hey,
there's a cave and I can't. I mean, you guys,
I don't know if this is my characteristic, but I'm
a I'm a city slicker.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I'm like, not supertrius.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
You just dressed like you can go on. Yeah, you
don't know. I'm clothes that look like you're about to hike,
but you're but you're.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Not Adam and Adam, I'm ready, so prepared. But like
driving on back roads not really my thing. I don't
I don't like it. You lose cell service and they're like,
it's just this far, that far, turn left, there's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
A little like flag and the pay You're like, what,
you're not?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
That guy passed?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
My kids are going absolutely insane in the back seat,
like where are we I'm trying to make.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Throw five little monkeys.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Actually I was playing like shitty bon Jovie country radio,
but I had Arnie like navigating hashtag fail. We went,
we went too far, we circled back, we go in
the cave. They're like, this sucks. I'm like, all right,
let's go home.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Why what's it? What did the cave suck? What was
what was the cave?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Was there? Stalag tights, stalag It's a cave.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, that's and it's got like holes in the top
of it so you can like kind of see when
you get to go pretty deep and then you can
like see around like the deep part sounds kind of.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
But as soon as we get out, they go, well,
that wasn't worth it. I go.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Fucking things.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I think Mom's got some PBNJ Wade for the hell.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
The hell, dude, what do these kids want?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
A cave that's that's kick exploring.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
That's like, uh, but we and we rented like a
for erunner, so I'm like kicking it into four wheel drive.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
We're doing a little bit of like.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah, sure, it's kind of fun, but it's so slow
that you're like, I just want to fucking get there.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Do you guys ever, do like it's off the beaten path,
like it's been a city slippers now out.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Of Yeah, well now I am. I feel like I
used to get get out there a little bit, but
uh yeah, no here lately I've been. I'm I'm a
real beach dweller. I just sit here. I get Tanner
and Tanner, Redder and Redder, Danny Tanner.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
I'm just waiting for like a deliverance situation. I think
that being a citizen and seeing deliverance and he'lls have eyes.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
You're like, maybe I just don't go out here.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, it's surprising. You know, you'd be surprised at how
many people in the country don't want to fuck you,
so you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, they haven't seen me.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I know you think.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
That really they're all trying to like fuck you or
put you in the basement.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Do you one of the metrosexuals?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
But they don't. They don't really care to fuck you,
So I think you're safe.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
You'd be surprised.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
You never know. The hills have thigh Look at DERs.
They've never seen something like DERs walking.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Through the woods. That's a fucking specimen, bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
God damn, And what do you mean by that, Blake?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Just the way your shave your beautiful, your.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Beautiful city slicker face. Look at it. It's nice. I'm
not gay no more.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
I shaved my mustache of other day and then I
was like, I don't like my face. I need to
get that mustache.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Your bone structures fucking phenomenal. Blake's not gay no more.
My beard is still growing strong.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
The beard looks curly. We're both curly beard guys. Adam,
you're a straight beard guy.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Fucking blessed it's it's not looking great, Blake.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Dude, you got to see it in person. The ring
light isn't doing it justice because it's kind of just
shining through it.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I did, he Blake, I did see you in person
just a few days ago, like last week. I said.
It's grown.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
It's grown so so much.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I saw you literally one week ago today. It's grown
so so much.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
It has it's grown so much. What kind of lighting
do you need to look good by the way, you.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Know, like a like a lower light, not like a
blind light. No, not the sun. It doesn't look good
in the sun. It doesn't look good outdoors or in
the sun. It's more of like a low light, like
a moodlit It looks really good candle light.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah, in a dark lit bar, That's what cha. It's
fucking glorious.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Coucha is like red, isn't it very red?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Very red? Old one sort of glows in?

Speaker 5 (45:00):
There?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Is your beard red?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
It is? It is pretty red carbon mass rapes. I mean,
it's what color my hair is.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
If you straw considered my hair red, I consider it
strawberry bottom, strawberry blind. I've never heard it described as autumn,
but I like that auburn.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Were you offended? Now? How offended were you when Workholics
just sort of popped off and everyone said you had
a red red hair when I was being called a ginger? Yeah?
Did that offend you? Because our manager, Isaac is a
legit ginger, is a full on ginger and a ranga. Yeah.
And I don't know if he's offended by that because

(45:38):
that's just what he looks like. But you're offended by that? Well? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
And it was like kind of like when it was
really hot to like dunk on gingers, because I think
South Park made it really like of normal to destroy Gingers.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
What was I going to say, like.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I don't know, normal, I don't know why, we don't know.
It's your brain and your mouth.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Very no, like culturally relevant or like just cool to do? Acceptable? Acceptable? Yeah,
very acceptable.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Blake took the S A T S and that's the
sad ass tro go ahead of normal.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
So it was like abnormal to dunk on Gingers at
the time, and day Walkers and all that walkers.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
What does that happen like super white people day walkers.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
No, it was like ginger because they would say, like
gingers can't go out like in the sunlight, because they like.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Then you're a day walker because you can't go out.
Go ahead, forget it.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Forget visit that episode. It was. It was stupid. It
was culturally it was culturally really accepted. And of what
did I.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Say, are you being tickled right now? What is happening?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
It's science.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
That we gotta do an episode.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Nobody every episode we do now it was being tickled,
and the one of.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Us is being tickled the entire podcast. Guess who guess
to guess too? Oh boy, I'm falling apart at this scenes.
I'm literally like falling my hairs falling.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Well, I'm excited. So maybe the next time we're all
going to see each other is at Kyle's premiere. The
next time all of us are going to be together
in New York City. That would be really cool. That'd
be that would be a very fun night. It would
be Chloe and I are are without a child, that
I mean, first time in a very long time. So

(47:37):
we're we're pretty pretty pumped. Mom and dad said absolutely,
cannot cannot wait.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Mom and Dad say the world. Great movie.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Great movie with a problematic actor, but still great.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
But also a ginger So yeah, maybe he was battling
something we don't understand.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
It wasn't now he was child born, Yeah, that was
his And when you look at him, that actor he
did always give me the creeps. Yeah, that's why he
was very terrifying. And it's crazy how you're able to
kind of look at someone and be like, I don't know,
something's off about that guy and it's science and be
absolutely right, Yeah, he should we give him flowers. Yes,

(48:16):
his name is Jeffrey Jones. He was a child prenator
and in a lot of great film is in a
lot of good movies.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
What is his best movie?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
He is amazing. And Howard the Duck. He's also in Beetlejuice,
so scared off. Ferris Fairis Bueller fun.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Rat and Beetlejuice, Great Fairs Bueler. He's amazing in uh
and I know adimill appreciate this. On Deadwood, he was
really good on death.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
They didn't they bring him back? Didn't they bring him back?
That was after allegations? Was that?

Speaker 5 (48:48):
I mean, he's he is that good where you're like, well,
how many they?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I think it was just allegations allegations or was he
found guilty?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I think he admitted he admitted to the allegations. He goes, yeah,
there's allegations, yes, I believe, so yeah, pleads guilty.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
So was he did he like, pleads guilty in sex
offender case? So he pled guilty. So yeah, yeah, that's
not good.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I mean, honestly, who's the offending.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Sixty four year old actress escaped a possible three year
jail sentence in state prison and now he has to
have served three years of probation. So he only got
probation two hundred fifty hours of roadside cleanup. Imagine hours
of roadside that's a lot and where at one part
of the city cleaning. Is he even Burbank's hang.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
On, listen to this quote here, and we're giving this
just a coule too much airtime. But he goes, goes,
I'm sorry that this incident was allowed to occur.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
By the way, this this is twenty ten.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Such an event has never happened before and it will
never happen again. So was he just like, what was
he doing?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Click the wrong link? Was he? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
What was he doing?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
We don't even have information as to what exactly I
thought it was. I believe I believe, yes, it was.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
I believe he paid someone to produce it for oh,
pay the kid, like pay the kid to do it.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
It's but that seems like more than a three year
sentence though, Yeah, that seems like.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Well, I don't know the legality of it. You don't, No,
I don't. I haven't looked any further. I haven't looked
any further.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
You would look further. But you're being tickled.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
No, I only did, but you have a child under
your desk tickling, I do not.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I just that's enough.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
I just looked into it because he was mentioned in
the Peewee documentary. So I was like, oh, this is interesting.
So this is very recent. That's why it's at the
top of my mind.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Why was he mentioned in the Pewee doc Oh because
they went down together.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Because he was kicking it.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
He was kicking it with Paul and they tried to
lump him in with him, and He's like, no, no, no, no, no,
I wasn't doing that. I just collected old vintage gay porno.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
And that's what I've always Yeah, hey, look when they're
where there's smokes fire.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I wonder if we find you know, because Blake's a
little bit of a collector, I wonder if that'sh away,
you know, at a younger age. And then we're all
going through his stuff.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Like what their health quest comics?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Look at all this manga and elf Quester.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I don't know. I know all my comics are are
completely legit.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Come on, guys, And I'm sure Adam's search browser history
is so yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
What about you bitch? What about you bitch?

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Adams like collection going around your Yeah, shout of a bitch.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
God damn, we've seen your We're like, what's this other laptop?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
And Adam's my.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Algorithm is undefeated.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
The other laptop.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
My algorithm is undefeated. Everybody back off or the one laptop.
I'm not gay no more.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Okay, it's all on the one lapp Okay, okay, any
take back, just like it's time que take back.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Bringing up that guy period.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Yeah, as much as he was a terrific it might
have been my bad almost every actor.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Yeah, but what was his best moment? What else was
he a great actor?

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
You know what I'm watching Justified. I went back. It
feels dated because it did and it didn't even come
out that long ago. Twenty ten was the first year.
I thought it came out in the early two thousands,
but twenty ten. But it feels very like network TV E.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
But because they just what they do a lot of
like shots of the city and then they go in
the building.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
There's like yes, establishing absolutely and then there's like fade
out and fadings, and like just even the camera that
they use feels a little like like everyone feels a
little soft. Like we did season one of work Colics
and then we got better cameras and everything just looked
more what we're used to.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Ile bought new cameras and bent us over a barrel
to use them.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah, yes, and said that we had to use those cameras.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I never watched Justified, but I love Olive fant fast Swimmer.
Is it good?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah? And then uh and then Walton Goggins is uh
is also all up in it. So he's the number two.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
It's supposed to be awesome, right yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Yeah, yeah, che So I'm excited to dive in. That's
my my Uh, the baby's you know, sleeping. I'm watching
daddy's watching his tvstood there you go. Treat yourself, Bud.
I like that.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Treat yourself some Justified and.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
We're also pretty deep in. I don't know if you
guys watch us squid game the first season all up
in it? Now season three? Well, no, season the three
done now season three? But didn't two just come out?
I I thought so too just came out? They they
did it pretty quickly, back to back.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
So I started watching season two and could not and.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Get Season two is a little bit of a schlog,
but it's because it goes right into season three, and
season three is like every episode is like a finale.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
You're like, really, fuck yeah, old okay, So get get
through two and then three?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
You were treated I thought one ended so poorly that
I never wanted to watch it again because it got
into the weird. Like when we talked about it, I think, oh,
it's like our new American actors.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Were like, my oil hang on, my oil field assistant
is calling me, and you're like, huh yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
They were just so bad and it's so weird that
everything is voiceover. What yeah, uh you know? Uh? What's
all voiceover because they're speaking Koreer. You're watching the dubbed version.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah, yeah, Oh you don't watch with subtitles.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
No, no, no, I just watched the dule. I can't
watch the dub version. It's so bad.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I watched the Korean version.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Oh you get so you used to it. You get
so used to it. But and even when the American
actors are talking, or the British actors or whatever they
sub they double over their actual minds. Interesting and it
sounds insane.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
So you don't mind the performances of the of the dubbing.
I always found it to be so much worse than
just watching them speak Korean.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Uh, well, I Blake, I can't understand Korean. You really
need what they're saying.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
It's a subtile like watching the performances and hearing the
intonations or whatever we call that.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
No, And in fact, I didn't even know that that
was a thing that's real, because it just started playing
this way and I never checked to see if there was.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
The algorithm knew he wasn't gonna put up with it.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Well, that's because you told your TV if you ever
don't speak English, I will fucking dropkick.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
I think it's probably right. Yeah, you uh, you know
what you like.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
I love season one. I thought it was fucking awesome.
Just balls to the fucking wall.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
It was great. It was great. I thought it was awesome.
Season three is fucking fantastic. Yeah right, maybe I get
an hour long less than that. I think it's I
think there's only like six or eight season two, and
then same same season three only has six. So you
could you could do it. You could do it, I believe. Okay,

(56:20):
all right, Well any take back, Sandy, apologies, any epics.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
I'm really sorry if I offended anybody. Sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
We should talk about the fucking cruise. Oh we've been
up here. We got another six months or so to
go until we set sale. Baby, Oh yeah, I love it.
Maybe seven months something like that.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
And did you guys see that this This father jumped
off the cruise because his daughter fell off. I haven't
read into the details, but man, we're jumping off this cruise.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Shi wow, dude. Are we saving Bobby Lee? Are we
saving Nick Swortz? And we will say.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
I'll say this right here, right now, if someone falls off,
Adam will save them.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Are we saving Mark Ridle?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Oh yeah, no, I feel like he'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
I feel like if that dude jumped off a cruise,
there'd be no splash, It would just go and then
he would somehow like surf on his bare feet le potato.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Oh shit, I like that.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Yeah, and then like climb up the ankle the anchor
chain and then perform at the bow. Oh say, I'm
the king of the world.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
And then boats still have those, right, I'm excited to
see his performance really in and then a helicopter will
fly him away. And by the way, it's it's not
a great time to sell tickets to a cruise when
the number one show on Netflix last week was a
train wreck poopoop cruise. Did you guys watch it? I

(57:44):
have yet to tune in. You mentioned that maybe it
was kind of a little bit. It wasn't that great
of a documentary, but it was just like documentary.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
I mean, but I'm just saying, is it a documentary
or is it just like a fucking piece of shit
of real life?

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Well, it is in the way that they like there's
like dumb reenactments and there's like there's like testimonials, and uh,
it's just like there was a lot of ship. There
was just ship everywhere. It's it really seemed like it's like,
but I can almost guarantee that that's not going to
happen on our cruise, because it doesn't happen that often.

(58:21):
Doesn't usually it doesn't usually. But I feel like if
it were to happen on our character choice, it would
be by choice, dude. It would be like we all
collectively are like, what if we fucking poo cruise this bitch?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
And what was it?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
What you might make one of the days.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
I believe it was a fire that like knocked out
all the like plumbing, right.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Yet no, no, it is a fire that knocked out
all the electrical So then the power went out and
so there there's just listless in the ocean and just
fucking floating around. And then there's no they couldn't like
flush the toilets and do all the fucking ship that
they So they were just pissing and shitting in and

(59:04):
little plastic bags and leaving them in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
And you can't go off the side of the boat.

Speaker 8 (59:11):
No, no, no, if they didn't because they didn't want
people to fall over and people and then at one
point they go, you know what, it's so bad, we're
going to uh, it's so bad, we're going to open
up the bar and it's free drinks.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
So then people got housed for like five hours or something,
and then they were like, you know, and then people
are just whipping their dicks out and passing in the
hallway and shitting in the hallways and stuff, and it
was just absolute chaos.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
This is your taking.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
So I'm saying, it's not a great time to be
selling these, but but that's not it's.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Not gonna be like but it's not gonna be like
probably not going to be like that, although we can't
guarantee it.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
And with Eric Griffin on your cruise toilets, the toilet.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Situation might toilet situation, there's always a jot we're rolling
his is gonna his is going to backflow for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Yes, damn well, I'm very excited for the cruise. You know,
fucking get you some. We still have some cabins left, YadA, YadA.
It's uh, apparently you can bunk up with not that
kind of but not that kind of ship, not that
kind of ship.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
You can bunk up with strangers, which is yes, so
meet your wife, meets your husband.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
You can bunk up with strangers, which yeah, absolutely, can
meet the love of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Or just need a new friend, a best friend, or
you might meet there, you might be sleeping.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
You're gonna meet there, absolulutely. Any other take backs, apologies
any epic slams here, boys, We just sort of epics
slammed Derek Griffin a few times, which felt felt good,
felt felt natural. Well, that was a if you could
play us out Blake with five little monkeys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Was it a week ago that he didn't play us
out the Christianes?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
My bad, my yeah, my, yeah, he's not playing us out.
I got that one. I thank you, thank you. And
that was another episode. This one's the banger, dude, the

(01:01:22):
doctor sit no more monkey jumping on the bed, bed
bed go go to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yes, I'm ruining it. You're ruining it. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Yeah, please stop. This is a beautiful song. Well, we're
already fifteen over. He's not suing, dude, This guy's not suing.
Famous last words,