Ep 258: We Didn't Know We Did It Like This

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Most critically crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Sorry, you were listening to the podcast while you were
beating off.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I mean, even if you're just a butthole doctor, at
some point, it's just wow that you're numb to it.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
He's flying high because I jerked off in front of
him the other day.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Today. I'm down here in the southern hot hot heat
and it is ninety four degrees outside. I'm in Charleston,
South Carolina, and the AC is not keeping up. And
I don't know why I chose to drink hot hot coffee.
Hot hot, hot, hot hot coffee. It's not helping because
you got to stay awake.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Brother.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh dude, I you can you put ice in that coffee?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Hot hot, hot hot.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I could, but it's it's too hot. If you put
ice in, then you just have luke warm coffee, and
that's worse.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh more ice, Yeah, you can't put more ice. You
ran out of ice. I would run out of ice.
There's not enough ice for this hot coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm going with red Bull because I'm also on the
East coast, it's not. It's not as hot though. Up
here in Montreal, it's a very beautiful day.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
And Blake, will you do us all real quick, real quick? Blake,
will you just do us, all of us a huge favor.
Lick your thumb and then just wipe your camera. I
don't know what is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, what is happening? That's that Montreal, missted.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I think you're surrounded by a ghosts or do you
want to like maybe close the blinds over there or something.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's it's it's funny, it's blowing you out.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
And I know our fans are clamoring for sweet hot
videos on YouTube hot. And if you're you haven't smashed
the subscribe button, please do feel free to do that
now because we're hovering at one about three thousand.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
It will not go up, and it will go up,
it's not That's the only amount of bots Isaac could
and that's our limit.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
We can't go over that.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Could you imagine if we put Isaac in charge of
buying bots, like what a ship show that would be?
He couldn't he There's zero possibility he would be able
to figure that out. I thought of that earlier when
I was like, Oh, I wonder if, like, because this
this other podcast they started their own brand of candy
and they're gonna send me so okay, and uh, I
don't know, you know, I'm not going to support it.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
There's another podcast. They're dead to me. I'm the candy guy.
I'm the candy guy exactly. And I was like, what
are the odds if.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
We put Isaac in charge of getting us a candy,
our own candy brand, right, that that would happen within
a one year period?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, I was gonna give him two but yeah, two years.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Two years. I don't like you guys tell.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Me because it's like you're doing R and D for
twelve months and then it's like, well now we got
to get into production.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, two years? What are what are? What do you think?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
The Basically, it's a box of nerds that I've spray
painted black.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's pretty sick for punk rock black nerds. It's just
called black nerds. I couldn't find black spray paint, so
I just didn't do that. It should be fine. It's
just nerds.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's just a clump of nerds and some dirt mush together.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
But I was able to figure out the packaging, so
it just has black nerds.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Dirty black nerds.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Is that cool?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I think that's kind of problematic.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I think maybe not, maybe not.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Think you're canceled, but anyway, canceled.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
We got a lot to talk about this part. We
do lot. Sure, what are you? What are you up
there for? Beezer And how are you liking it? I?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
You know, I'm out here for the Just for Laughs
Comedy Festival.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Proud to be here. I heard of it.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'll be uh hosting a panel for my good buddies
and the Dress Up Gang, so I'm excited for that.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
And uh yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Just bumbling around the city for the first time, and
I haven't quite grasped whether I love it or not.
It's definitely a different vibe.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Do you want to tell anybody more about the Dress
Up Gang?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah? For sure.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
You guys probably know, like if you like, remember Frankie
came and saw us on tour in the show This Fool,
and then Donnie and and Corey and all of the boys.
They're out here and if they used to have a
show on TBS. Dress Up Gang super super funny. You
gotta check it out. I believe that the stuff is
still that's.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Nice of you.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
You're just being a good friend. Or are you somehow affiliated?
Are are you leaving us?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I've been recruited. No.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
They actually have a movie that's going to be coming
out called The Fiddle Leaf, and I do have a
scene in it. So that's how I'm officially officially connected
to them at this point.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know, I've only been to Montreal once. I did
the Montreal Comedy Festival New Faces and six. That's how old, hella,
that's how old I am. That I was a new
Face in two thousand and six. That's insane, it is.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's a fucking disaster, my god.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
But I I did it, and I had the greatest time.
But I also was twenty two years old, so everything
was new and exciting. I just remember being like taken
aback by. You see like some like hard looking motherfucker
who has like neck tattoos and is like looks tough,
and then they start to speak like a beautiful French accent.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yes, very similar.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You're like, oh, I'm not intimidated at all, but I
know that in France that you'll get you you'll get
your ass stabbed.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah you're yeah, yeah, suck what's up?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Smokes some meat, baby, he's out here smoking meat in
the streets.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
The bag at the Bagett's out.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
It's it's it's cool out here. I mean, it's definitely
a different vibe. I don't like not knowing what anybody's
saying because I don't speak French and everyone definitely does here.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, but whatever, I mean, you go to Mexico and
you don't speak Spanish.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, but I feel like I give off more of
a Mexican vibe, so like I feel a little more.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I was just gonna say, you look like you could
speak French.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Really, you look French right now in this light. Yeah,
you look like a poser. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
I'm definitely not trying to look French in any way.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, you don't look French at all, but you look
French to me. I think I kind of like you.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I don't know if I I definitely look like Quebecian
or whatever they're called.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Like if you told me you were one of Daft Punk, I'd.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Go, okay, yeah, fair enough, Yeah, sure might as well.
There's no way to know what they look like.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, I've seen them, didn't they tell the story on
the pod?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
You saw?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You did. Yes, I went.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I went to dinner with them and was like, who
are they?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, like nerds and then they're the coolest guys ever.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Go they look like some dirty black nerds to me. Okay,
very shagged you guys in the candy and they're like, Okay,
you're turning this into a weird pitch.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
He I hope people aren't just turning in. Yeah, it's
that's a callback from earlier.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, I don't know if you I don't know if
you can just tune in, Blake, there's no just tune
in in said, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Know what you have. You just turned it.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Uh, well, Blake and I just came from a hot,
hot event. We just saw each other just what two
days ago? Yes, we went to the world premiere of
Happy Gilmore Kid.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yes, we did very very fun event. Yeah, we met
up directed.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
By none other boy knew a Jack who has an
ear ring and no braces.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
And before we.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Get into the movie and the event, can we talk
about how he's brace free?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Those teeth looked like.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Like like they should maybe put the braces back on.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
But uh wait what like No, I thought they were good. No,
I thought they looked fine.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I wasn't really like getting in in his grill. But yeah,
they looked fine. They looked whiter than I thought they
were going to. When I saw him just on the
fourth of July, I was like, whoa, have you only
been eating lemonheads, homie?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Those are right, Yeah, it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
So but he got him cleaned apparently, and they looked
totally great. And what was really throwing me is Kyle's
bold choice to have a diamond stud ear ring.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Now mm see it he did that?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Surprises you?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I mean, I mean no, but I am like, at
forty one years old, I didn't see a diamond stud
coming back around.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
This Kyle's the guy who goes back to college at
eighty and takes like a women's studies class because he's like,
I just I gotta be here.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I gotta figure this is trying to be around chicks.
I gotta figure out women.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Women are hella interesting, bro, And You're like, yeah, I've
been I've been trapped.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
In this man's body too long.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Cool, dude, Yeah, I in a witchowski. I could see
him that for him, Yeah, that would be really cool.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
The earring, that's the gateway. The earring is the gateway
for sure.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah. But the I'm like an ear ring, okay, I mean.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Maybe like Isaac did it in Atlantic City, he looked
really cool.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
But a diamond ear rings, flex, what.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Do you think it should be?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
He wants a dangler?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
If Adam, what is Kyle's ear ring?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
If I had my druthers, he would get He'd get
a little hoop with a little uh with a little
bead in it, or like a little bulls little bulls
like I mean, yeah, essentially it is Claire's because he
has a little diamond stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I hope the diamond is his entire paycheck from Happy
Gilmore too. I hope he's walking around with some carrots.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
By the way, it's so small. I'm like, then you
get a bigger one. If you're going to get a
diamond ear ring, like, get a diamond earring.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Oh you want him to have like like birdman. You
want him to have like a big ass chunk in
his ear.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I want him to have no ear ring. That's my vote,
that's my okay okay.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
But but if he's get one, if he's gonna get
a diamond ear ring, go go bigger.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, Okay, I feel you what about.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
A full Rosie Pere's big hoop one but one. Oh,
well that's a lost pirate.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, if you're gonna if you're gonna do that, at
least make it a bit sure shirt, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Like, well, his whole aura is a bit. He got braces.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's not a bit. It's not a bit.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
He got braces. And then, by the way, is it
true that he turned it up?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, I told you guys.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
See the thing about Kyle is nothing's a bit, it's all.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
He's all doing it very serious.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
He had the dentist crank it up. Yeah, so he
could fix his teeth faster, which it's like a lot
of pain.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's kind of hardcore. Dude. I'm kind of hyped on
that move. Crank that ship up.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Can you link the ear ring to the braces?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
He looked great. I thought he looked great. He did
look great. He did look great.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Did he radiate, Yeah he was.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
He was very much. Yeah, he was raised. Yeah, but
I think that was it was.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
It was pretty hot and it was he he did
have to change his shirt, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it
was hot there.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It was a packed packed house. Suit My in my
suit that I poured myself into. Yeah, you looked like,
oh you looked good. I looked hot. I I took
a photo with Nick Schwartzon and I was on the cruise.
He's on the cruise. On the cruise, get your tickets now,
And he was like, oh, you should post that to

(11:21):
promote the cruise.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
He was the one saying like, hey, yeah, let's get
a photo, let's promote the cruise.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I'm like, hell, yeah, smart. I love it. Nick Swartzon,
You're one of my favorite comics ever. I love so funny.
He's so lights out funny.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
But I look so bad in the photo that I
looked at it and was like, nah, we're good.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Not posted, And there's no way you could bring that.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Can't you like bring it into like that that filter
and like make yourself look like studio g BLI or something.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Maybe I beautify my Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Look at a resident millennial. Can you filter it? Can't
you isn't there.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I wouldn't know how to do that. Run it through
some AI make yourself look hot.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I would look like my mom whenever she like face
tunes her photos.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's like, well she's just like blowing yeah, And there's
like sparkles around her face and stuffy. Yeah, that sounds
like I was so sweaty. I was so sweaty in it, and.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
That photo was like at the beginning of the night.
I'm like, I couldn't have gotten better looking. Well, you
took the jacket off. I think think I did take
the jacket off. Yeah, the jacket?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
What was it? Was that? A wool suit? What was
going on there, Bud? I think there has to be
wool in that.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
It was so blazingly hot and other people are wearing jackets,
and I'm going, like, why am I sweating through my
clothes right now?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Like the hot hot, I'm like, this has to be
wool in this goddamn jacket.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
So I took it off. But the premiere was fantastic.
That was one of the most fun premieres.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I had been to.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
So many legends in the building. It was pretty crazy.
The guest who was in the building, John Traturou. You
want me to Yeah, you want to lead off with
John Deturo the fucking best.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's the That's this is part of why I'm asking
the Jesus.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, he was there, Yep, I talked with him. I'm
attached to a movie that I thought he was attached to.
And I'm like, hey, I'm attached to and I said
the movie and and he goes, I'm not attached to that,
and I go, oh, I thought I thought you were.
That was kind of the whole reason I attached myself
to it. And he goes, they have to do another script.
I'm like, oh, so so they're lying. He goes, I

(13:23):
didn't say that. I didn't say that. I'm almost kind
of a fight with It was like a weird like
and I'm like, oh no, I'm yeah, it was a joke.
It's fine. And he's like, I didn't say that. They're
not lying. They just have to do another rewrite. And
it's just that he wasn't being rude or mean, but
it's that totrureau Oh yeah, intensity, intensity, Yeah that. I
was like, man, I don't know. I'm standing next to

(13:46):
a twenty five foot long subway sandwich.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'm just having to get.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
He's like, Bro, you're so sweaty, you're wiping your brow
with a subway sandwich.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Sir, I think I'm going to be in a movie
with you. Yeah, bologney, just with loose meats. I don't
think so, Bro, that's not me.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I'm detached.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Okay, so there's there. Yeah, yeah, it's another legend both
in the big Lebowski.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I'm just realizing, Wow, that's kind of crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
I mean John Oliver was there all of the please
don't destroy.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Own Is he with avalon anymore?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
He is all the please don't destroy boys, and I.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Got to throw down with them, great.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Brown way taller way they are so I thought they
were six three maybe six four.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
These guys the genes if they're under seven too. Yeah,
it's like literally a comedy group Sean Bradley's.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's the saying, dude, there is common is coming huge.
They're huge, which I can't be huge. They're monsters like freak.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Is sheven freak? Like Conan O'Brien talk O'Brien.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, he's six but five and they're.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Owning standing on an Apple box?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Uh, even taller than him, dude.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
And I would say I would say six five six six,
I would say six five.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
You also said Shane Gillis was like six six.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
He's a massive guy. He's a big man. He's a
big man.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I know he's a big man. I know he's a
big man. That's what we like to say about people.
Man take big man. You kind of go, yeah, I'm
a big man. He's not six five though, How.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Tall is he? But sixty three? He's pushing it, he's
pushing in my height.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
But he's a big man.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
He's a big man. Oh yeah, but he's way bigger
than you, dude, that's I know.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
He's a big man. There's no denying on a big man.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
He's taller than you, without a doubt. Really, your boots
are huge with.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
There's is pretty big too. I don't know if I've
described him as a big man.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Everyone is surprised by how short I am really, and
then they go, well, how tall is Adam? And I go,
that's none of my business.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
I don't ask.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yes, he's a big man. It's neither here nor there.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Six six two six one.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Your boobs are huge six foot maybe six ft maybe
five eleven.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Who knows he's in her? He's in her around six
eight or so.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah, it depends. It depends what metric metric you're using.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Give her take four inches. That's all I'm saying there,
It's all dude, Todd is saying. Shane Gillis is six
four that's pretty big. That's bigger than Thers.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
But but dude, you said six five.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
I mean you never take an inch, man, I mean
we're not out here with rulers.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
He's just crazy to me that you say six five
when apparently he's six four.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
And by the way, we know he's a big man.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
We know, we know. Stop telling us, we know. We
get it bro down with Sandler.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Finally got a you know, I did a whole movie
where he was the producer, and I talked more with
him at the premiere than I did the entire length.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Of doing the movie that he produced. But he was great.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
He was a great guy, so gracious too, Like, oh
he stayed, he stayed afterwards, he stayed like late. Well,
that's like Adam Adam sand Yeah. He's the star of
Happy Gidmore.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
He's uh yeah. He he was in this movie called Billy Madison.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
There's been a lot of films actually wading singer. You'd
really like him. He's very fun. He's stuck a pretty
tall Yeah. I would almost say he's a big man.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
He wears big shorts, big boy shorts and I do
like that about his style.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, boy, yeah he got the league of them.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Blake kept saying a pretty funny thing that I I
clocked maybe maybe maybe the fifth, maybe the fifth or
sixth time he said it, I was like, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
He keeps saying that. I keep walking up into groups
and Blake keeps going, Wow, dude, Wow, I didn't know
New York did it like this? Oh I didn't.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I did not say that. That sounds so accurate.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
That does seem like somebody say, I don't remember that.
Maybe five or six times?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
What was I saying it about the subway subway sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I think like the no the level of like how
big the premiere was. And you kept saying like I
didn't know that, Oh I did?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Whoa Blake?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
You you do this kind of thing. You do this
kind of thing like to fill the air when no
one no one's talking. Yeah, you don't know what to
say yet, so you just go okay, Wow, I didn't
know New York did it like.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Did it like this?

Speaker 4 (18:29):
That's so weird because I've been walking the streets of
Montreal being like, wow, I didn't know Montreal did it
like that?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
But I also feel like a blakism is to be like, oh, oh,
there's my guy, and it's just like you bring a
good energy and that's also that's good and fine, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
You're a fund thanks man, I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
But then we were in a group of like all
SNL guys, right, and you come up and you're like, wow, man,
this premiere.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I didn't know New York?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Did it like this right?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
And they were all from New York. They were like,
what what do you mean? What's it's New York? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I don't know what I was expecting. And you were
it just really it.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Let the wind was right out of your sails and
you were like, who needs a drink?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Off smut off to the bar. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Probably airballed that interaction. That might have been a little
later in the night.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Well, all I was saying, dude, the police, don't destroy
guy was how tall they were.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I have brought nothing else to the table.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Once again, we've we looked like dorks in front of
SNL alumni were always there.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
And here's my question is please don't destroy? Does that mean?
Like now, I'm like, is it because they're just giants?
So everyone's scared of them when they walk into a
room and they're like, please don't destroy us.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Maybe it's a reference to their gigantism, big men. It
almost has to be. I didn't I didn't.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Get close to the little fireball, the little firecracker.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
And how little is he at six one?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
He might be six one. I didn't get close to him.
I love the atom of their crew is like bigger
than me. So it's like, holy smokes, these guys are
these are big men. These are big, big men. These
are titans.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, and then and then of course I was laughing
to Chloe. I'm like, it's hilarious that we are in
no way affiliated with this movie.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Only our friends directed it. That's the only reason we're there.
We're not. It's not like we had a small part
or helped.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
With the rioting, or wasn't It wasn't asked to be
in the movie. By the way, there's a million cameos,
a million.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
And there are and there are so many, so many
spots that we could have been plugged in.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
So many spots to plug us in. Eric Andre's in it,
unbelievably so so okay, I mean put Eric Andre in it.
You feel like you could put your boys, but yeah,
come regardless we're at all. We were the last people.
They were ushering us out. We were the last elevator.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Down, like, okay, you have to leave now.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
They closed the bar and we were like Blake, couldn't
believe that they did it like this, And then we
finally were ushered out.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Were you Blake?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Were you a gas?

Speaker 4 (21:11):
I was like, I can't believe. Doesn't like this man.
We stood up all night out here.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
And then another classic Blake thing happened when Blake was like,
I got the spot, dude, We're going to go to
the spot. This is the way, which was we were
way uptown, way uptown. Yeah, we go all the way down.
Was it the like Lower east Side or.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
What I think it's Lower east Side? If I know
New York, you're a skater bar.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
So it takes like thirty It takes like twenty five
thirty minutes to go down there. And it wasn't the
skater bar. It was a different bar, bartended by a
skater friend.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
And Mark shout out to Mark. We go there. There
was four people there, four people, four dudes, poor older guys.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
What time is this and this is a Monday night?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
What time is this twelve thirty.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I think there's gonna be too many places on Monday
night in New York super pack to twelve thirty.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the other thing.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
We were like googling spots and places are closed on Monday.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
I didn't know New York did it like that. Yeah,
I didn't know New York did it like that, dude.
But then I was like, ready, I knew. I saw
the writing on the wall just by it. You did.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
And I'm like, Chloe, we should just go home, we
should just go home. And she's like, no, no, no,
let's go out. Blake knows this fun spot. I'm like,
and I'm whispering. I'm like, it won't be a fun spot.
It will not be a fun spot.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
We're going to go there.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's it'll be like one or two o'clock in the morning.
We'll finally get there. There'll be four dudes.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well, there will be four dudes, and we'll take it.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
We'll take fifteen shots within an hour and be absolutely
miserable tomorrow when we fly home. Yeah, and uh, you
call it, And that's exactly what happened.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Well, I kind of got bad information. So my buddy
Mark is the bartender there, love him to death, and
he's like he's like, come on out here.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
And then when we.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Pulled up, he's a great guy, and I and if
he was super nice, great dude. But also when we
got there, like it's it's Picaro, so it's like this
bar that's like underground. When we got down there, like
they didn't have like power, so they couldn't play music,
and it was like the bar was out give me.
It was a heads up, bro, like maybe detour.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
It was lit by candle light. Were they even open?
Lit by candles? No music?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Like, are they legit open on a Monday night at
twelve thirty? Or was he like Blake Anderson and Adam
Devine are coming, so we're gonna turn the lights off,
but we're gonna keep the door on locked.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
They were, but they would get I think it was
like no, no, I think it was last call.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I think they were like, we we're gonna close, but
we kept it open a little bit longer, and I'm like, oh,
I wish you would have given us the heads up
before we traveled.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah, one hundred and eighty blocks south. It was a
you know, it was a bit of an airball. But
it happens, happens to the best of us, it doesn't.
There was no after after party. Adam Sandler didn't tell
us where to go after.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
So, yeah, well I think he probably just went home.
He's a busy man, he's got to.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Where do you think? Where do you think John Taturo
went Man, why didn't you ask you? You know him
and you know him and John Lovetz. I cornered John
Lovetz for a minute. I don't even know. I don't
even know what I was rapping with John love it's
about but I was having a good time.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I know exactly what you were rapping. Yeah, are we
talking about something under wrapped? Well, I know I remember that,
but you didn't even bring that up.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
No, no, no, no, uh what you just had a
meeting about this movie the other day with the creator
of the original movie and he was the star of
that movie.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh yeah, No, it wasn't even about It wasn't about that,
oh with me? No, no, no, no, no, dude, no no,
it was more that our teacher in communes. I thought
I thought you were talking about Blake, and I'm like,
what a movie Blake? No, John Lovitz, I'm his son.
In a new movie. It's gonna be really good. That'd
be sick. No.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
So our college professor was like our acting teacher in college, Blake,
and I was his good friend in college. And I
thought there are roommates, but John Lovitz is like, no, no,
I never lived with him. We never lived together.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
That's good, Adam, that's a good impression.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
But he was.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
He was great. He seems like.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Comedy club and I was thing, people who open up
comedy clubs, if you're a comic are usually good people
because you're like, yeah, you're giving back.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, you're you're kind of giving people a place to
perform and pray on people.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Absolutely a psychopath and you, uh yeah, yeah, pray.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
It's one of the one of the locked the Doors
from my Phone Apex Predator.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
The man Lower, he wrote the book. Who else was
there any other super sidings. I'm trying to think, Oh, dude,
what's dude from the Bear Hell a handsome guy.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
He was there with a hat on. I don't even
know if you mean the Jeremy Allen White, Yeah, I was.
He's Hella handsome, Yes, the hot the hot Bear dude.
He's not handsome and by the way what I think
he might be.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
He might be sexy, no, dude.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
And by the way, he was hotter than you and
a wool suit bitch. Yeah, I mean he's hotter than
me for sure. But I'm not hot.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's not what we're doing here.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm not hot. You are hot, bro. And by the way,
he's five to five, he's a miniature guy.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
As long as we're doing heights. Adam was out here
with measuring.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
He was making a random celebrities stand back to back
and he's like put his arm his head over their
hand over their heads.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
And I said, dude, only I'm in New York. Does
it like that?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Yeah, I was saying that while he's measuring dudes up.
We were definitely the most annoying people. Guyle's like, just leave,
just leave, guy. But so did you talk to Kyle
at all or a little bit just a cool nod
from across the room.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, towards the end of the night, I was able
to talk talk with Kyle. Well, of course he was
very busy. Of course he was. He was wrapped up. Yeah,
he was having a glad hands all that long. It
was a whirlwind for that guy. And after like, how
was tripping.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
He's flying high because I jerked off in front of
him the other day. Right, Yeah, he's kind of flying
high with that.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
So Isaac asked me.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
He was like, did you hear?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
And I go what? And he goes like, Adam caught
or Kyle caught Adam jerking off? And I was like,
I thought it was a bit? Was it a bit?
Or was it not a bit?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I was intoxicated.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Okay, So so you got caught.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, I'm gonna come no, No, I'm saying it was
a bit, dude, it.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Was a bit.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Fucking guy, I mean, how much do how much do
we want to unpack this? Well? How funny of a
bit it was? Kyle, Kyle can't stop thinking about it.
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
He can't stop thinking about it. Dude, he was flying high.
I could tell the on the green carpet on Happy
Gilmore too.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
So we had a group meeting, me, Durs, Blake, Kyle,
and we're zoom to go with these Zoom.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Intervention project, an intervention.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
And a Zoom meeting and we're all in different places.
We're going to zoom together. For whatever reason, it got
put in my calendar a half hour earlier. So I'm
there a half hour early, and I'm texting the guys
being like, yo, where is everybody?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
And then they're like, hey, it's a half hour from now.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Oh what could I do in thirty minutes?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
What should I do?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Computers open zoom?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
You didn't turn off your camp I didn't. I didn't know.
I didn't know. For the bit I did for the
bit what right?

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
So for the bit, I'm you know, you queue up
the porn hub and uh, and do you have to
because I'm in South Carolina? Then get a verification express VP,
say that I'm actually living in Brazil.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yes you do, see, then you get all that squared away.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
And and for the bit, is anything visible?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
For the bit, I'm going to town. And for the bit, No,
for the no, it's it's so tasteful. It's it's such
a tasteful bit.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
It was such a terrific executed, beautiful, beautiful agony style.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yes, you couldn't see anything, but the angle was like and.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Then when you heard when you heard Kyle go, what's
up dude?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
With just all chins.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
No, this is the other good part. He had headphones on.
I had headphones so he wasn't listening to the audio
of the zoom. He's literally in an episode of our podcast,
he did what he said he does.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Sorry, you were listening to the podcast while you were beating.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
The Remember in the podcast, Adam claimed to be an
audio porno guy.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah, yeah, but so you're watching porno on a phone
for the bit and you have headphones in.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm no, I'm watching
it on the computer. Sure, okay for the BIT, and
I have it fully cranked up, and I just start
to hear the bit.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
That's what I just said. I take it on this
walk where it was like, no, he had headphones on.
I go, yeah, sorry the headphone.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I'm sorry, I thought you had headphones on. I'm I
don't know why. That's hearsay. I changed the bit.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, that's why I'm saying, like in his ear he
sorry hears Kyle laughing.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yes. So I start to hear, but it's like kind
of faint because the website was turned up all the way.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
That's fun. That's funnier for the BIT, and so.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I'm just hearing it and then it's very fun. It's
funnier for the bit. And then I reveal I take
off the the website and I reveal the zoom and
Kyle's just sitting there like, oh, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
And and then I go, I'm fucking joking, dude. I
got you. Well, you well for the bit you turn,
you turn beat red? Right, you like me? Watch this?
I can turn red?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, I could turn Yeah, the bit I turned red.
I said, absolutely. He's like, what are you doing? I go,
I'm jrinking off, dude, and I have to I have
to finish. Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Yeah, I'm
joking with you. And then I exited out.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
It was a perfect bit, textbook Yeah, really good. Yeah,
still talking about it. It was a textbook perfect bit.
So I'm glad. I'm glad I did it.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Is it funnier if you pretended to finish while he
was still on us? I mean, is that more textbook?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
That is pretty funny? There's a lot there's a lot
of really there's a lot of really funny stuff you
could have done with.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I would say for this bit, it was more realistic
that I looked pretty embarrassed, and I got off quickly.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, literally got off the zoom quickly. And admittedly it
took me a little longer for the bit to complete emission.
I was wondering, because you know, Kyle was in my
head for the bit.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Well that's so you went from the bit and then
once the bit ended, you you finished the bit offline.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Like that's the whole joke I could have.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
You don't know what happened off right right right?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Yeah, Well I'm yeah, I guess I'm not following with this.
I just like I'm wondering how much of like when
Kyle was there, I didn't know newtort got down like that.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Dude, that's kind of wild. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't in
New York. But uh but yes, I'm stoked.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
I'm glad, Like, after all these years of friendship, we're
still discovering new bits.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
With each other. I hope I get to do that
bit with you guys as well.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
So it's a long walk.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
It was, and we were roommates for seven years, seven years,
me and Kyle and uh, but it was pre zoom.
But you know back in the day, if we were
if Zoom was around, that bit would have been done.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Would I would have been Dick said, why'd you.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Look back out? Adam looked back and leaned in.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And is like, because my wife and mother in law
right over here, yeah and there, they wouldn't get the
bit because my wife and mother in law and child
are fifteen feet that way.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Well they're part of the but they don't understand this bit.
Oh sir, I don't like it. My wife's looking at
me funny, like, tell me the bit. I'm not a
bit much. This bit is not for your years. It's
a bit much.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I told her about this bit. She said, that's a
disgusting bit. I wish you wouldn't do bits.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
And you said sorry, I'm so funny.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I said, sorry, sorry, sorry about it. This is how
I pay them bill. That's it, sawie.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
But I am back here in beautiful Charleston. I mean,
I'm very excited to be here. I love this place.
I'm gonna hang out with Dana McBride tonight. Let's see
what we get into.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, what the bit. We're just gonna go to a
nice dinner. We're just gonna what's your guys big?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Almost no one does.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
We don't do those kind of bits. But I didn't
live with a guy for seven years. Yeah. No, if
they do, they usually get like fired from their job.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I like Danny would promote you.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, what I was about to say was I had
a pretty Yeah he would, he'd give me a raise.
I had a very important meeting, Like after our meeting,
I had another important ass meet.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Did you move up a level of scientology if that night, yeah,
I could fly now or whatever.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
If that bit happened on that other meeting, that would
have been a catastrophe. Even if you said it was
a bit, that would have been a bit with with
a big movie.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
It was with a huge movie producer, a studio head technically,
and a huge creator of some of the most influential
movies in history, comedy movies.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
And I don't think that bit would have flown. Really Yeah,
I know, I know the audience.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
If he's a man of a certain age, I think
it could have.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
It's like, oh, I remember this bit from back in
the day. We don't do this bit anymore though.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Sorry Bud canceled. What's up with yours?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Well? I was sinking last week when I was in Oregon.
I totally fucking spaced on a crazy story.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Okay, okay, hit us.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I'll start with like a slow I'll tee it up
just so we understand the geography. I'm in a parking
lot right, and I'm for a spot. I see a
spot that has like it's on the end, but there's
like this right next to it. So to park next
to that, my kids would be opening the door into
the trees, right, So I go for another spot. Yep,

(35:44):
I park, kids get out, wife gets out. They start
walking towards the building. I go. I forgot my phone
back in the car. I walk back to the car so.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
You could quickly do a bit, just gonna do.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm just gonna do a squigirl bit. I see someone
pulling into the spot that I was like, I'm not
going to pull in that spot, but they stopped early
so they could let people out and then pull in.
I go into my car, I dip in, I grab
my phone, put it in my pocket. Skip the bit,
and then I hear a woman screaming bloody murder at

(36:20):
the top of her lungs over by that car. I
run twenty feet over to the car. I'm looking. I
hear the screaming on the other side, and I can
see people like panicking. I run over there, being like Hoders,
you're about to fight a wild animal, because I'm like
out in the woods and like, I go, there's some

(36:43):
sort of animal that has a woman and you have
to go in there and fight it.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Dude, I would be so sick if you saved a
woman from getting attacked by a badger or an owl
or some shit.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Oh yeah, but bitch, I come around the car and
here's what had happened. It happened the guy driving let
the people out so he could pull on the spot.
What he didn't realize is that the person behind him
was also getting out. So when the people on the
other side got out, a woman had had one leg
out of the car to step and he started pulling

(37:18):
into the spot, so he ran over her foot and
ankle and had her pinned, had her leg pinned under
the car totally broken.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
And then she's like stuck in the bush and no, no,
the bushes on the other side. She got out on
the driver's side, but he didn't realize that was happening.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
So when he pulls over up to park, car goes
over her foot and she's screaming. I look down, I
see this leg under the time. She's going crazy, just screaming,
and the guy's driving, like what's going on?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
What's going on? Oh my god. And I get that.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
I go, I go.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
You got to back up, going on man' tires on
her leg. You gotta back up.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
He's like, foreigner backwards.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
I was here for freshwards.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'm doing like this with both arms. I'm like back
at least two feet. Back up, easy, back up, a
little back.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
He backs up a little back slowly.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
The woman's leg is like out, she's bawling, crying like
an adult woman. They like daughter or niece, is like
petting her white pain. There's some teenage dude.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
The doctor.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
The driver's a doctor.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
He gets out a teenage dude just like smoking a joint,
like doing a kickflip real quick.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
It's like, is this.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
So whatever? They they're like, we're good, he's a doctor.
I'm like, turn the car off, Like, let's put the
car in park, turn it off, so no one like,
just let's solve that problem.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
No one runs over anything.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
And then I'm like, do you guys want me to
call nine one one? They're like, no, we're just gonna
take her to the er. We got it for here.
But like, dude, when you hear a person screaming like
bloody murder, your instincts kick in the full gear of like, well,
I'm i you go back to cave memory, like, must
be an animal, gotta fight some beast out there, protect

(39:16):
the cave.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Call to action.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Well I'm glad, I'm glad you're like that. I feel
like a lesser man might have high tailed. Yeah, maybe
dumped out in a little scared scaredy pants.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
No, I just was like, full on, go time, bro time.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I like that, dude. Good for you man, Well, that
that really sucks for that woman. I hope her leg
heels kind of sounds horrifying. I'm sorry you had to
see that.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
But so here's what's crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Do you see it in your dreams at night? Like, hey,
so so Blake. Blake is the type of guy that
would run like l.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
K.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah, you guys saw me in San Jose. I helped
the man. I help that man.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Adam was like, it's given.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Remember that's true. Called the action. I went to bed.
Adam was hammering, he kept strolling, he kept moving. So
maybe you're that guy. Pal. No, I was already in
the hotel lobby and was.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Like when the guy got in the car accident and
got out, I was like, what you call police Blake's like,
I'm gonna brow down with this guy. This is my
new homie.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, bro, I was like, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Was right up that alley. Probably not as like scary
because I saw exactly what it was. It was just
a leg It wasn't like a dude laying on the
ground who's like my chest and you're like, uh are
we watching it death? But it was funny because that
all happens and I walk away. I'm like, okay, uh,

(40:42):
you're good, You're good, okay, okay, okay, all right, And
then I like go in and Emma's like, was it
a restaurant? No, it's like a like a pool, like
a community pool kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Oh of course, Okay, gotta go get my swim urgency
over here exactly.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Have to hit that up on Vaca.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
And Emma's like, where are you? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
And I'm like, I just saw some ship.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I just heard the last thing you want to hear
and saw a horrible thing.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
And she's like what and I go just there now,
And she didn't believe you.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
She's like she was like, were you jacking off in
the car.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
You were in the car doing it, but you're doing
a bit in the car again.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
You always say that hot.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
How many times is somebody gonna run over a lady's
leg right next to you?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
This is that's so wild?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Damn I like those things. I not that I want
that to happen to anybody, Okay, but don't.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
You do it does make you feel like you're alive.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Well, I was saying I want more, like not that
I want this, but like tests of like character, character,
and maybe those happen every day and I ignore them.
Why don't you be a fireman or something that's that's
too much?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Then then you're like, then you get paid for it then,
and by the way, then that's cheating.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
You have to do it.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
We call fireman heroes. Firemen are just our craziest friends.
Come on, they're not heroes as much as there are
the craziest guy you knew growing up, who's like, dude,
I fucking ran into a birding building today and you go,
that's crazy, and he goes, he goes, no, it's sick.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I don't know. I think I think it would be
pretty fun.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I know you're the craziest person we know, Adam. You're
jacking off for bits Allegedly dude, you're a guy who
likes to jump out of planes, and like you push
things to the limits so you can tap into that
one time you got that one time you got hit
by cement. Your adrenaline's pumping. You're chasing the high.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
That is true. That is true. Probably maybe all heroes
have a little bit of crazy. They have to. They
they've got to have a little bit of the of
the Looney Tunes going. They have to.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
It's like people who work in like an er like
they probably come from some bananas ass family where they're like,
this is actually normal to me. This is actually better
than Thanksgiving. It's so interesting dealing with these gsws.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah, when people are just getting real, Like if you're
an emergency room doctor and you're just seeing the gnarliest
shit all the time. But it's just like medical I mean,
even if you're just a butthole doctor. At some point,
it's just wild that you're numb to it.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Did you blake? You didn't even have to go there.
You didn't even have to go there. Even if you're
a butthole doctor, were you doubting yourself and you're.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Like, no, I'm not. I'm saying no because like throwing
a butthole reference here.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Because I'm saying, if you're like a butthole doctor, you
probably see the gnarliest the gnarliest buttholes, and at some
point it's just like, yeah, you know, it's just like
basically skin that looks like popcorn.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I would argue, there's not even that many gnarly buttholes.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Oh, I I beg to differ, I beg. I bet
you see some weird ship. I bet you see some
weird what's.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
The what are you seeing?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I'm talking like it looks like a like popcorn down. Well,
the buttholes that you see.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
When you're doing when you're you know, laying down and
you have your computer on your chest and you're doing
a bit, well, yeah, those buttholes that you view during
those bit times, those are the least scary buttholes, even
though some are pretty scary.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
But what I'm asking is genuinely because I know, like
a dick and a Kouchie can get some corroded ass ship,
but the spothole also get this.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
And I'm glad I I went down this path.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Yeah, dude, you've never googled like butthole medical butthole pictures
they're gnarly.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
No, what what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Why would you no, blake, That's not something I've ever done?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Why would you like? Why would you black? Why would
you I don't know. I felt like.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Buttholes were like the sun, feeling like I thought, buttholes
took care of them.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
So does anybody do a bit? It is this for
a bit? Sometimes sometimes they go haywire, and you know,
you got to go to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
We've all heard of a pink sock, okay, or after
after five pink socks.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Right numb to it.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
You know, that's not a big deal for a butthole doctor.
So besides a pink science, what are we seeing here?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
I guess it's just pink socks. It's just crazy to
know you can get used to pink socks.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
But then I would say, maybe there's different colors of
the pink. Maybe there's like a like a greenish white,
flaky sock.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh yeah, and what is that? That's bad? I don't know.
I think maybe you have it's it's got a cold
and making this up.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, it's your buttholes science distended.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Asshole that's also coughing flemy. Yeah, but emergency doctor, you know,
the body. The body is a true mystery.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
But yeah, I don't know if doctors in the er
see something worse than pink sock every day pink sox.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I don't know, not every day, but I think you
do see some like gnar stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Like just with my accident, my legs were fully degloved
and everything was like pancakes smashed.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
So it was a fucking mess.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
What is d gloved for, Blake?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
That's what happened to that girl in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
He gloved means skin gone, skin gone, Oh like ripped off,
like you take a glove loose.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
That is harsh.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, So I'm assuming they see stuff like that kind
of often, because that's what road rash is.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I wish instead of de gloved after you they changed
it to divine.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Oh wow, I like that. I like that too.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Let's give this kid a little some put a little
stink on it.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, why didn't they give me anything?

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I wish after they saw me five times they would
change pink socks to just getting blaked?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Uh huh? Yeah, and why did you have to make
it about you, Blake?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Same joke. Yeah, we're kind of talking about something serious
with Adams image.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I'm mad just for last comedy festival.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
I'm out here fire and brother, I'm working on my
fucking my act right now.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
You're type so thanks for bringing me back to reality.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Because the funniest bro in Montreal loose.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
God damn goddamn.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
But yeah, this is isn't that? Like? The Marines are like,
they're crazy people, right, and then we point them in
a direction and they're totally useful.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Give them you give them some purpose.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, I think that's fair, and I think most of
them would agree with that, that they're kind of lunatics
in a good way, in a good way, and that's great.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
We send them to the front of the battle line
and we we go, hey, man, you're the best.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
At that be a lunatic for America? Is it just
be a UFC fighter now you'd probably make more money.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah, there's that too.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
There is that too, nice, Blake waited. I mean, I
can't do anything right. No, you're doing great And it
was very fun. I was shitting on you taking us to.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
The world the world's worst bar, uh, you know, and
an hour round trip to get back to my hotel.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
But uh, I had a great time that night. That
was That was a really good time.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Also partied with our boy friends from Turnstile, which is
his last name.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Do you know lions sick name? That is kind of sick.
I only know because I put him on as my
official guest. I was hyped rolled with me. He's the
main I love it.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
You've known him for how many years? Well?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
How many?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
You know?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
I don't know my friend's last names. Most people only know, like, well,
I know your guys is that's that's because I was
on a show with you guys. Otherwise yeah, yeah, otherwise
I'd probably just call you by your fucking Instagram handle
or our character names.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, so I did have that name. You know, the
actor Shane West, the Batman.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, we've covered this.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
He he thought my name was actually Andy Bovine. Yeah,
for years, and he introduced me to Somebody's like, hey, yeah,
this is my buddy, Andy Bovine. And I'm like, what
hilarious he's doing a bit and he's like, yeah no,
And he thought my name Adam Devine was my stage name.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
This is eight. This last name it it eight and
the uncle Blaisere, Hello, how are you.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Wait? So what do you what are you doing with
your downtime in Montreal doing bit.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Smoking meats, baby smoked meats. I'm going to get as
much smoked smoke meats and poutine as.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Possible, permission to say more than two words.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I'm doing all the things everybody told me to do.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
We got ten more minutes or something.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Bro Montreal is known for their smoked meats. It's like
basically like fucking yes, like a barbecue.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
And what is a smoked meat as opposed to barbecue?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
No, it's basically like a pastrami sandwich or corn beef sandwich.
Those are really they are out here at least and
then their poutines off the chain, well is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
No, no, no, no it is.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
You're poutine does not check the boxes I imagined it
would for me as.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
A really real glutton. Yeah, you guys are off that.
I think it's off. That was never on it. No,
it's I always found it foul. I beg to differ.
I think it's a delicious treat. But I don't know.
Maybe I'm just a Canadian boy. But you're not you.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I remember you getting very mad in the Workaholics writers
famously kept famously I did, And do you remember how
mad you would get and then you would say, like, Canada, they've.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Got they've got no history, They've got no history, and
we're like, I.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Was, what do you mean the same amount of history
as we do.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, I was an ignorant American.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Surprise, surprise, I didn't know I had yet to cross
the northern border and really spend time in Canada. But
now I can officially say that Canada kicks motherfucking ass.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I'm a big fan.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Now I've been to Montreal, I've been to Calgary, I've
been to Edmonton, I've been to Vancouver. I've been all
over this place and I am loving every stop. So
shout out to my Canadian obside.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
So can you believe that Canada does it like this?
Because you couldn't believe that New York didn't like I carenotive.
Canada does it like this. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
And Montreal is a completely different place from Vancouver, surprise, surprise.
But they all bring something really cool to the table.
So smoked meats, So smoked meats, smoked meats, the food,
the comedy of course out here. The whole scene's pretty cool.
I think Adam Ray's gonna be here tomorrow night. Who's
gonna be on the cruise, So I'm happy to brow
down with him.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Have you guys out there bought your tickets to the cruise.
It's gonna be insane.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Get on the ship. On the ship.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
If I knew much more about it, I would be
talking about it.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Guess who else was at the premiere? Sam j Sam
Jay's on the cruise, on the bruise, My boy Nick
Swartzon on the cruise. Yes, on the cruise also has
an appearance in Happy Gilmore Sport.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
And for you guys can teach me geography here. We're
flying out of Tampa Bay.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Is that right? By cruising mean you mean cruising?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah, out of the cruise flight and Lauderdale or Tampa Bay, Isaac.
Feel free to chime in at any fucking moment. A
Tampa says Todd. We're leaving Tampa Bay.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Tampa pros and they were going to wheremel.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
And so I can't even see how that lines up,
but I guess are we crossing the Gulf of America here?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Oh? Probably? Oh yeah? Probably?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Is that gonna be the guy's first time the Gulf
of America?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah, we're in the Gulf of America. Yeah, it'll be
my first time in the Gulf of America. Okay, that's
gonna be cool.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I've been on the Gulf of Mexico a dozen or
so times. At the Gulf of America, maybe maybe my
first time.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
It hits different. Dude, doesn't hit different, it hits way different.
Now where is this?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
My geography of the world is very bad. I don't
know how you can go from Florida to Mexico.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
You go down.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I always thought Cosmel was like south of la.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I think you go down into the to the right,
so southwest.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Oh yeah, look at that, it's right there. Mexico is big.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well, they're they're getting us a little breakdown here as
like what we're what we're doing. And by the way,
we're gonna be so drunk for four days.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
It's just gonna be un be believable. Yeah, it's gonna
be it's gonna be a throwdown.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
It's gonna be unreal. It's gonna be a true throwdown.
Very excited, very very excited.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Yes, I can't wait to see the homies that.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yes, we got Bobby Lee, we got Adam Ray, we
got Nicholas Nicholas Schwartzen, we got sam Ja, we got
Annie Liederman, who's very funny but stelling, very funny.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
The Homie. She was at the premiere. She was to
the Homie. Brooks wheeling.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I've been saying it for years, wheeling and dealing.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Brooks is so funny. He used to open for me
and he he was so good. I was like, Fuck,
I gotta I gotta really bring it tonight. Brooks is
opening for me. You know, like sometimes if Eric Griffin
were opening, I'd be like, I could phone this one in. Well,
he'll be there, and he's going to be on the cruise.

(54:36):
Catherine Blandford very funny. She's gonna be on the cruise.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
The Homie.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Brent Morian, Oh yeah, wildly funny guy the Cruise. Josh
Adam Myers hilarious. Rock's gonna be on the cruise with
the Goddamn Comedy Jam, The Action Boys Podcast Are Not Friends,
John Gabrius and Ben.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Rogers and Ryan Stanger, great dude, gonna be on the cruise.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Markbelle, which is going to be believable, Flashback heart Attack
is bringing the heat.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Goddamn Comedy Jam, which, by the way, we all need
to choose a song, tell a story, and then perform.
We're performing live. We're doing it live.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Okay, fair enough, we'll do it live. And by the way,
Creed is here in Charleston tomorrow night. I'm yo, I
don't gotta pull up. That's Mando.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
That's Mando the full body deodor shut Up and Dance
and we're having a headphone dance party.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Was shut up and Dance. I don't know exactly what
that is, but I think I like it.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Hunter de Blanc will be there, and boy Tiba and
Oco Jefferson a blackouts there live.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Yes, and where are you reading? What the link that
they say? And then I just clicked on the appropriate link.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
So yeah, Isaac sends it to us every day saying
promote at promote, but his email's probably blocked for you.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
I'm taking more of like a I'm a guest on
it approach, where I'm like, I don't want to know,
I just want to show up.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Yeah, they don't like that, oh, Isaac saying Creed wants
to meet you in the chat, dude, their tour manager
requested you.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
So we're we're on the Norwegian Jewel and the photos
look my nickname amazing. The photos look incredible. God, we're
gonna have so much. It's going to be so silly.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
It's gonna be a blast. It's gonna be so it's
gonna be very silly. And I cannot wait to party
with all the fans. We're going to really make some
lifeline friends here, and a.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Lot of chug offs for Adam.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
My god, I gotta prepare. I feel like I'm not
as good at drinking anymore. Yeah, we're gonna have to train.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
And I'm gonna race anybody. I'll race anybody in the pool.
Oh shit, I'll race anybody.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Okay, I'll be there for that dude. There's just such
a fast swimmer. I do not see him.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I don't see him losing. He could give head starts
and still beat yourrette Push.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Push a twenty eight and the fifty meters the other day.
I'm just saying, bring it on. Still got something I
don't know?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yeah, those are just those are just numbers. These the
sweets look unreal. They look very nice.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I'm like, are these They call them sweets for a reason.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
And the casino looks actually way bigger when I did
the Weezer cruise.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
This the casino looks much more larger than charge.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
So we should have called it the Bigger than Weezer Cruise.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, we have still got it. We still can, Yeah,
we still can.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah, anything's possible, any.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Take backs, any Olympic slams and give away.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
You know, I feel like that There's a few couple
things to still touch upon. First off, we gotta say
congrats Kyle Nuchak. Happy Gilmore two was awesome. Yeah, the
movie was great.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
The movie This Pot is out. It will be up
on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Please Boiler you would have already seen, please support are
that trade Kyle?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
If you're not, if you haven't seen it yet and
you listen to this, please support it.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
You see it.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Yeah, yeah, we want to run those numbers up. And
it's good, dude. The movie's very funny.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Siri just suddenly wanted to have a conversation with me.
She's like, let me find that for you. Just watch,
let me watch the movie.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Let me turn porn hub for you.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Yes, I think if you mentioned Kyle Knuwitzchak phones start listening,
just because, as we know, since the pandemic, he's been
going down some rabbit holes. You know. Yeah, he is cute,
he is qu as we saw.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
I know, he's our Alex Jones. You know he's cute.
But Kyle did a great job.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Man. I was tripping out just watching it, like the
fact I really did a great I saw Happy Gilmore
in the theater as a kid, and it was such
an impactful movie. And then they really just as a
Happy Gilmore fan, I felt very very satisfying.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yes, very nostalgic. Your face like hurts from smiling.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Uh and yeah, And I mean, my god, the amount
of people little cameos that they had in the movie
are unreal.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
And it's also unreal that he couldn't get his three
best buds. That's neither here nor there. It's not here,
it's not there, it's nowhere. It's totally fine. We could
have done some really funny butthole stuff, but I guess
not away.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
I guess next time.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I guess the The other thing I just wanted to
touch upon quickly is.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
A big like do you want we can go? Adam?

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Just a big big R.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
I p to the oz Man Ozzy Osbourne. Dude that
hit me in the I heard in the airport, and
I like, I did get a little emotional. I felt
like my rock grandpa passed away.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I was like well, you know what was crazy is
I ran into him at a doctor's office. I think
our doctors in the same building.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
They were like, this is where the people who are
gonna die go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
And he looked for real, he looked in rough shape
and yeah, oh no, Ozzie's like knocking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
On death store.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
He looked like that seventy six. He was Yeah, for
a rock star, hey man man not bad, not bad. Yeah,
he went hard and it seemed like he's been in
rough shape.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
For twenty years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
But so, but this is the whole thing, is that,
like during the show, he was on medications that made
him that way. Then he got off the medications and
was like, oh, like the ticks and all that are gone,
and then he became elderly, right, so there was a
window where he was back to normal.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Oh good, well good, I wish I wish he would
have gotten him off those medications before they brought cameras
in his living room and shit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
But that was what the show would make him very funny, Yeah,
it make it very funny. Sure, sure, I feel like
maybe for him that would have been a better thing.
So he communicated. But that's what was cool, is I
really feel that tarnished his life legacy like he was.
He came off so just was the man. Yeah, yes,
we're going to be so drunk for four days. It'd
be like the number one coolest rock star of alls.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
But then they just did that like concert, the last
Black Sabbath concert or whatever, and I didn't see it.
I only saw some photos and I saw he couldn't
stand but he was sitting, uh, and I was like, oh,
he must be back, like he must be doing really well.
Like I just saw him about a year ago and
he didn't seem like he was doing well. Yeah, and

(01:01:29):
then suddenly he did the like last show. I was like, oh,
he has to be doing really well. But then I
saw an interview with him and he was saying like
he said, I'm dying, and he's like, there's no getting
around it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I am dying. And I wanted to do this last show,
uh to say I'm still here. And it was really cool.
So yeah, shout out to the as man.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Shout out to Malcolm Jamal Warner.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
That too, man, we got hit some heavy hitters.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
That one hit me harder because I'm just like a
he drowned.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah, that's that's what happened. Yeah, vacation or whatever. He's
in Coastaurrica, I think, and he drowned with speech and
really tragic.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
That's just like fuck. And he's like only fifty five, yeah,
I know, I mean he's basically I thought he was
like sixty five, you know what I mean. I'm like, oh,
he's like older Cosby. Like anyway, yeah, what was weird?
This is life, by the way, I'm starting to realize
at this age. It's like that's why your heroes will
constantly be dying and you just just you go all right, well, fuck,

(01:02:33):
thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Well, and I don't think we gave either of those
guys flowers.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yeah, which is jocor Tururo is still in the building. Yeah,
John Truro's still here. We're not giving him flowers. We
are not giving him flowers. Flowers flowers given. Never wouldn't
to anybody ever. Again.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I love you guys, And just so you know, if
I ever directed gigantic movie where I'm already doing a
ton of cameos, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Would I would put you guys in the movie. Thanks man.
I want you guys to know that, thank you, and
thank you so much. I love and respect you. Guys,
and I think you're see us man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Bring something to the table. Yeah, we would help it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Yes, I believe you would.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
It would make sense, it sure would.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
It sure would. And I think people would like it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I think cool not bring us closer together, it sure would.
It wouldn't push us away, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
And if I left the podcast to go do this
project and then uh m hmm, and then I would
for sure then for you guys at bone by putting you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
In the Hey and Am, if you didn't, Adam, I
wouldn't fly across the country to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Go to the career. Sure enough, that makes sense. That's
what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
If you did. If you did, then I'm there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
I'm there, baby, I'm one hundred in your corner, supporting budget.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
As you put me in the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
There's budget. I'm budgeted for like wardrobe for the night.
I can get like a red carpet, you know, set
up little hair gel.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
I was pretty pumped that a few of us flew
our asses out there and represented for our boys.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
So good on us. Yeah, But also I was already
in Charleston.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
It's like I had to go to mont you were
on the way to Montreal anyway, Stars.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Aligned, stars aligned, and there are two bright shining stars.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
And that's another episode of