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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
On This Is Important, I'm mainlining chili with the rest
of the people generation next.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This was an absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
If you're woke, then I'm hitting snooze. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
We're perfect.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Oh, dude, look at my hat.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
We're back. Coaching staff.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Coaching staff is back.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Wha what staff is back? Dude? Who didn't get fired?
We're back, but we're back. That's all right? You all
ready for this? Come on?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
If you guys had to coach a bunch of college boys,
what team would it be? And you can't say gymnastics,
that's oh you're saying.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh, you mean what sport it would be? What sports?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
You're saying what team? The red go big Red Nebraska?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I guess I mean what sport? And then you
can say what's school? If that?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
If that floats your both, I would love to coach
ping pong, table tennis. I think that would be sick dude.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, but it's also what you would be the best at. Right, Well,
maybe I just know the game, Okay, I guess you know.
I mean, you're not very good at ping pong, So what, dude,
You're fine, pretty good. I as good as I am,
and I'm not that good. I think you're pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, okay, Blake, you got it, man, I think you're
pretty smatching baby.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So Blake would do ping pong?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Almost surely doesn't exist.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, in the Olympics, so that you would really do
that over like what you want me to coach? Men
and a football game that's not gonna happen. It's not gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Happen at Miami and just fly around on the country
with a bunch of dudes.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Come on, I watch you on the line. I want
you charge them for that ball.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Dude, Is that how you talk?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You don't even have to talk like that.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
It is.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
It is kind of how he talks.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
He was doing an impression of himself and it was, yeah,
pretty spot on.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm like, why are you teasing your smell?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
That's not you know, it's nothing wrong with that. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I mean, I feel like, Adam, you're not coaching basketball,
not head coach. You used to be honest on the
on the staff. Oh, like the.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Hats of Yeah, well, if I'm on the staff, then
I'm basically a mascot, you know, So then you learn
it could be anything. I mean, college football, that's where
it's at. That's the most fun.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We love it.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
And if you're just way down on the bench, you're
at the last chair, they're like, yeah, I guess we
put another chair.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You're basically like the down center kid. They allow to
like do laundry, you know. Okay, that's that's who I am.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Do they even allow that anymore?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah? They do?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Or do they just dress them up like Batman and
make them do loner?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Is that a thing? Who are we reference? Did they
ever do that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I did, like they like dressed up some kids like
Batman and like for make a waish.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh no, I remember that. That was something cool. That
was like this little kid who was like terminally ill
and then they like let him pretend to be Batman.
It was fucking cool.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know, we're talking about don syndrome kids and their
ability to do laundry.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Which no, I'm talking terminally ill children.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah yeah, right, what about being the guy who he like,
there's two guys that are clutched. The dude who unspools
the like headset line for the head coach, right, and
then there's the guy who just holds onto the belt
of the coach who like pulls him back.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh yeah, I love that, where like you kind of
I feel like that's who I would be on the sideline.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
It's just kind of holding onto the coach for dear.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Line, holding the coach's belt. That's sick. It reminds me of.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Like like a chick on a motorcycle just in the
belt loops.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh so hot, dude. I love when the belt loops
on when when I'm on my bike. Dude.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I remember when I rode a motorcycle for the six
months and crashed it eleven times. I remember I didn't
even have my motorcycle license yet. I maybe have never
driven a motorcycle. And I rented a motorcycle in Hawaii
(04:21):
from Turtle Bay for the north shore of o Wahu.
They just let you take one. They were like, hey,
can you ride one? And I was like, yeah, well
you're famous.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You got this, you got this. I crashed it immediately,
but then Chloe never even found that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
No, Chloe was with me. She uh yeah, she we
both fell off. She put her life in my hands,
and she absolutely shouldn't have because I did not know
how to drive a motorcycle. She said, do you know
how to drive a motorcycle? And then I said, we'll
find out.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Do you know how to ride? Let's go.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You said, we'll find out.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
We'll find out who got on and she he laughed,
thinking it was a joke.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It wasn't.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
It wasn't a joke.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Oh, you're just silly.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And what what are you guys? I mean, because it's Hawaii,
I imagine you guys are like sleeveless.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
We've got a few ties in the system.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
How are we going down there?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I think there is photos. I think I was wearing jeans.
They made us a boy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I think it's part of the deal to give me
the bike. They made me do like a full on
photo shoot. Oh nice, it's science. This ship is important.
The Instagram account will find these photos. That person is
so damn good at finding deep cut pots.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
We meet her investigated on the tour. Yeah, I think
we've met her. Yeah she was cool.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Shout out to her. Hopefully she's coming on the cruise.
I think she is.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I that's guarantee she's going to find these photos because
it's they made Chloe and I like post for a
bunch of photos.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I see you're already doing your posing for.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
A bunch of photos.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You definitely talk about taking pictures without changing his face.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He built for this, bro, you gotta look cool when
you're taking it's taking pictures.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh dude, Adam. That remind member when we were in
New Orleans and and your your photo was on the wall.
What what bar was that? Lafitte?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
So oh, Lafitte's blacksmith.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah. Oh man, it's such a good photo too.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh dude, I'm also blackout. It's really good that photo was.
I think we've talked about this and we must. During
the Red dress run, so yeah, that's right. That's where everyone,
like hundreds and hundreds of people run through the French
Quarter wearing a red dress. There's some significance to it.
I can't remember what it's about. But we were there
(06:37):
for a sad event. It was Chloe's grandmother's funeral, so
we were there and then this is after the funeral,
we're drinking the paint away.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Uh sea someone where someone gives.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Let's get at.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Let's add let's have some ap Grandma they gave me
a red bandana, So I tie this red banana around
my head like towards then with the thing the front
in the front exactly, and then we go to Lafitte's.
If you're at Lafitte's Blacksmith in New Orleans, it's at
the end of the French Quarter, you'll see it. It's
(07:13):
at the front, in the front. Right as you walk in.
It says Adam Devine. But then it says the name
of the movie that you know me from.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Pitch Perfect. It says Adam Devine, Pitch Perfect.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
No one else of the hundreds.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Of other celebrity photographs that are hanging up in this
bar say the name of what you.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Know them from?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Nicholas Cage, you know what you know them from? Man,
Come on, sure, But.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're saying, other wish you were famous enough that they
didn't have to.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Kind of wish or just don't Are.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There other people from Pitch Perfect with their photos up
that it doesn't say.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I don't know if anyone else. I don't know if
she's hanging is she does it say from Pitch Perfect?
I don't think it does. Yeah, it was a bummer.
It kind of was like, well, they don't hang me
up if you have to explain it.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Okay, Well, I have my picture up at Kinders Meats
in the Bay Area, and I was, is that where Kinders?
It definitely is, Yes, shout out local legends. Well, they
have their barbecue sauce in stores. It's very delicious. You
got it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's where I've seen.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Got a shout out to Kinders. Love them. But my
pictures up there and I was wearing a hat backwards,
so evidently that makes me uh unrecognizable, so they had
to put my mixture in the corner from Workaholics so
they know who it is. But still I feel very
honored to be up there next to E forty. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, I feel like they could have just said, Adam Divine,
I do look insane.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Then you do.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It's also good if you're in one, because I'm drinking
like a purple drank, so my lips are all like
purple looking.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I was it might be like a believe it or not,
that's Adam Divine, And they're like a different Adam Divine.
It's like, no Adam Divine from Pitch Perfect, Like this
is the one we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yeah, They're like, oh, Jesus, he looks horrific.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Durs.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Do you have your off? Do you have your photo
up in any establishments? Or we're still waiting for the day.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'm up at Mustard's Last Stand in.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Ap Okay, go off.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
That's big time. That's big time.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I love that local.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's all I want.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
We've been there.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I'm I'm up in some place in San Diego where
I did this like photo shoot. It was one of
the very first ones I think I ever got asked
to do.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I forgot about your modeling days.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, so it's like the first solo magazine I ever
got to do. I think Isaac got me the gig.
In like every single one of the pictures, I'm like
shirtless in like some kind of a suit. They're the
worst pictures. I hate them. What shirtless and suits? Yes,
like blazer, no shirt. It's it's bad. They're like plaid suits.
(09:50):
It's bad, dude, It's terrible. I feel Okay, So hopefully
those don't resurface.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
No, that shit's important. It's gonna dig those how they create.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Know, Yeah, I think they're very readily available. They're they're terrible. Yeah,
I think I'm up at Prince Street pizza in New York.
Oh okay, hell.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, that's my They got one in Pasadena.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I think I'm probably up there too then, because I'm
I'm also there's a Prince.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Street now in Orange County.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Hello, go Prince And someone just a month or two
back said, oh, you're hanging up at the Prince Street
Pizza and I'm like, I've never been in that establishment.
So I think they just took the photos from the
New York one, scan them, and.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I don't order. I don't order from anywhere else.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Now, Okay, I mean they're pretty great.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
They came to Pasadena, and I'm like, go time.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Okay, I like that.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Yeah, they're great, they're great pizza.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I am. I am a little bit like then, if
you're the Pasadena location, you got to you got it.
You have the pizza.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
That's enough.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Okay, you don't need to take the photos. You've got
to start your own photos. Yes, yes, okay, you know
when someone comes in of note, of course, yeah, then
you take your photo. And there they came into the
pasaden a location. You can't take the New York photos
and bring them out here. I like that. That's a
that's a cool stance.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yeah, it's a little it's a little fake out. It's
a little bit of a fake Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Also, like a part of me is also like what
I mean, I guess I do like some places that
hang up pictures of people who visited there. But at
the same time, I'm like, what is this for?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, well, it's it's for children, is it? Yeah? Something
to look at.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Children are like, look, there's James Gandolphini in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well, no, it's for it's for people like me too.
If I see that John Claude van Dam has been there,
I'm gonna I'm gonna go back. Yeah, Like that's gonna
get me there. Yeah, that's kind of cool. I think.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I like when they have the drawings of the people
who've been there, if they do, like the caricatures. I
don't know, that's a little more fun for me than
just like some crazy picture where they're like, we have
to explain that this is Blake Anderson and Adam Divine
from Pitch Perfect.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, dry cleaners is really cool.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Dry cleaners.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's funny. Dry cleaners. It's funny because you're it's used
like news people and then Jeff Goldblum, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Jeff Goldblum, But like I feel like LA does that
a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You'll walk into like a dry cleaners and there's just
old photos. You're like, oh, okay, so Sid Caesar used
to come in here, right, huh?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And Adam, I know you, I know the I already
know the answer for you. But like when you moved
to LA and you saw like headshots up in dry cleaners,
were you like, someday, motherfucker, some day I.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Have something more dry cleaning. I mean, I'm sure, are
you like.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yep, I can't wait to be up in four seasons
cleaners on warel Avenue.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I can't remember thinking that, but yeah, absolutely I did,
for sure, without a doubt.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I'm a psychopath.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
You were like you might want to make a little
room over there.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Excuse me.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
They're like, dude, all you do is dry clean one
snap button flannel every ten months. We can't put you up.
You're giving us five dollars a year. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't wash the snap button flannel. I just I
keep wearing it until so I drag c.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Let me guess you got another gi just staying on
the lucky Eu jeans. It's not coming out, pal, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Hey, guys is back.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
He's back, He's back, Lucky you.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, so you're gonna want to move the fifth lead
from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dallas Range the weather
guy here in La.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Did you put me next to Mark Brown? Please?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Think you be right right there?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I remember seeing it at that Ambroselicker that was, oh yeah,
right down the street from Blake and Ey's home in
Lake Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
We did build a home.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
We had all that.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Was a home together. Man, that was such a fun house.
I was talking about that house recently. It was how
is that Blake and I moved into right after we
left the Workaholics house and we rented a truly dumb
like young TV star pad.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
It was silly.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
There was a sunken fire pit with shag carpet. Yes,
that was filled with fury.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
White was white fur? Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Anders puked on it the very second he he laid
laid on it.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
This thing never removed.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
He even got that.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
They got a thing from like home depot like shampoo
it out.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I felt bad, well, it was it was literally Durs
came over. He's like we got a Chris in the
new pad and by the way, by by Chrissy, it
just meants was going to crash a blackout drunk and
the three of us, we're going to get blackout drunk
with nothing. It's not like we had a party or
there was like we had grown. There was nothing fun
(14:59):
or cool happening. Yeah, it was us getting blackout druck.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It was just Blake DJing from an iPod.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, and uh endures puking next to where he's laying,
which seems to be a theme.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Yeah, it's kind of a sleep puker, which is very dangerous. Yeah,
very dangerous. That's how Jimmy died.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Man pew can't get me. I hope that doesn't.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
And that that house, that house was truly fucking sick.
That was such a fun house.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That was a Dinosaurs on the root.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I remember one of our proudest parties. We had a
Panda Express. We got a bunch catered and we had
so much orange chicken that it fucked with like my sinuses.
It was. That's balling, dude, that's real baller ship dude.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'll tell you guys. When I peeked.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Notice me sent by notice me.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I mean it is kind of downhill from there.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, kidding me.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Remember when Goons, my old assistant and best buddy, he
had a birthday party and he wanted oysters. So I
got something like six dozen oysters and we shucked them
there at the beginning of the party, and we're all
(16:15):
eating oysters in the kitchen and then we all get
so drunk, and it's a huge party. There's well over
one hundred people. We just leave the oysters and the
oyster juice out all night until the next day. And
that next morning, when I walked into our kitchen like
a horror house, it was like it was revulsive, Like
(16:36):
it was truly fouled, you know what. I sometimes the
next morning after a party was gross.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
It was like.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Beer like somebody threw up in the shag.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yes, it's a little sticky or something. This was an
absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah, oysters shouldn't be allowed at parties where you get that.
I feel like that's a little more refined.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Was in charge of that.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I think oysters should be allowed at a party when
that party is catered and they're taking it away and someone.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I was just gonna saone gotta be someone carrying it
and passing them out.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yes, and and and it's.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Can't someone's passing out all.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Can't just be the random homie it's gone.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It can't just be at one of our degenerate, dirty parties. Bro,
I just.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Scraped these oysters off the fucking ground.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Dude, Let's get at this what we did. We had
a hook up at like it was. It came from
a proper place and they were als.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
But uh, good for you. But we did not clean
up after ourselves.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And so I know you eat oysters like they're like
when you shuck it, that's when you like pop off
the top. Is that what we're saying?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, use the little knife called the little special knife.
Oyster shuar do?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
How do you eat a clam?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
No? You steam them and they open up?
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
And then but I don't think you're supposed to eat
raw clams, is that right? I don't I don't know that.
I don't think clams are to be eating raw. I
think oysters are clams. You gotta you gotta.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
I don't know how real that is, bam.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I'm also guessing yese me that raw clam. But I've
never heard people eating raw clam unless they're talking. Yeah,
you're right, thank you, Okay, I mean you might be right.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
He likes his clams steamy.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Hey man, No, no, no, yes, you can eat raw clams.
They are a popular delicacy in some cultures.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Cultures.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah, these are like iron stomachs.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
It says, not the cool ones.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, because it's like Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No no, no, raw clams. Yeah, yeah, you can eat them,
it says, very much, very much. So all clams served
on ice, just like just like oysters.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm just looking for any explanation. He's like, yeah, yeah, rock.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Land, but they're so small. Clams are small, right, dude?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
How big are oysters?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Oysters are big as fuck?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah they're huge, but also they can be small. You
don't know, ship, Blake, you're just talking.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I do know ship. Oysters are big, clams are small. Hey,
And can I say real quick, what.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Hey, what's a rocky what's a Rocky Mountain oyster?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
That's balls?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Those as Okay, Okay, this is important.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
So Blake gave us so much ship on the last podcast.
And and I'd like to apologize for having to do
a best of but life, man, you know, sometimes it
gets in the way life.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Life is a highway. It's a highway. We don't like
to do it. We like to come with this hot
hot heat once a week.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
And we're sorry that we had to give a best hub.
But the week prior when Blake was saying and giving
us ship for how far we got in a uh
millionaire who wants to be a millionaire?
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Boy, yes, I finally watched the episode. Okay, you watched
your millionaire episode and we did great. We got very far.
We got there was four more questions to the million
dollar question. M that's pretty damn far.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, and wait, so for after we would have gotten
that because I only watched the last two questions we got.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Why the hell didn't you guys just watched You guys
were only on for like thirty minutes. You canna sit
through the fucking app My.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Kids and wife were watching it when I came in,
and I was like, oh, here we go, And then
I watched those fucking knuckleheads after us got the easiest
questions in the world. What Helen Hunt?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Come on? Hellen Hunt was on?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Now is it love?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Now?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Do you think it was easy? Because you were sitting
at home watching it.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yes, it's always easier from the couch. Come on, everybody's
a pro on the couch.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, dude, listen to it. Listen to how dude the complicated. Look,
I'm not saying that the month one with the oysters
is a hard question, okay, but it takes like actual
deductive reasoning of like going through all the months by
letter to like do it, as opposed to just knowing
a thing. Do you know what I'm saying, I'm a dumbass.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah, well, I mean some people know what months to
eat oysters if you're super familiar with the oysters.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Yeah, that, but the question is what letter which, By
the way, I did know it.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
But also that seems like a super easy question to
me because you can deduce it. It's like simple. But
that's my point is that that's my point.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
But it takes like you need to do a bunch
of steps as opposed to just knowing your.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Like super easy question.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, like how many stars are in the American flag?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Right? You should just know that? How much?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
You should just know fifty you dumb fuck what? I
thought we're at the fifty one?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I thought we.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Added we're not getting Greenland.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I thought we added one QS, so dumb.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Trump is my star, so dumb. No, I just by
the way for sure. Yes, it's easier to get from
home in the comfort of your own kitchen, but the
questions were easier.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah, maybe they kind of.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
People were texting me going why did they get the softballs?
And I go, hey, I gotta watch it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I love this, dude, I love I love doing game shows.
I loved it is very fun now. I love doing
game shows because you get I feel like more than
even when I'm on a show, like when it comes out,
I get people.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I get a dozen texts right.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Away of people being like, oh shit, that was a
hard question, or I can't believe you didn't get that one,
or whatever it is.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
They'll reach out.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
But is it definitely over forty demo?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
I mean it's yeah, my friend, so we're right around there.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
But I mean, like parent, it was like my parents'
friends were like fucking blowing up.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Like I was talking to my aunt for the first
time in a long time.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
It was really cool.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Traditional TV watchers catch it. Nobody younger than me reached
out to be like hey, I was flipping channels and came.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Across damn you know.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, but we didn't flip channels. We just watched it
on Hulu. That's true, but TV used to just turn off.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
God damn, this is the way. Uh.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Do you even know anyone younger than you?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yes? Like, don't say sistically? How many? How many?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
What do you? I don't even understand?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Like, do you know any twenty year olds? Do you
have any twenty year old friends in your life?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Friends?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah? Man, I'm sorry. I realized you don't consider people friends. Well,
I don't have I don't have anything.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't have any like friends. But I've worked, I've
been like, I've been in like casts with people who
are younger I work friends, so I guess, and so like,
I'll get lunch in every like once a year with
a few people who I've worked with before who are
in their twenties or early thirties.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Wow. Cool, that's actually better than I do. Or I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Well, I just throw on my wide leg jeans and
I say, let's go get a breakfast taco or something cool,
get cheese inwich or something. I don't know. I put
on my my baseball hat backwards.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Man, that's pretty sick, young Gord.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I like that and I say, hey, let's go to
a vegan restaurant.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, that's real cutting edge stuff. Yeah, a little little
vegan reuben.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm main I'm mainlining chili with the rest of the
people generation next.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Hell yeah, dude, remember when we for Kyle's birthday. Kyle
was in town and it was his birthday, and we
were all like, hey, let's go get breakfast for Kyle's birthday,
Like you really like that? And I drove up from
Orange County to just for this birthday at breakfast, and
we then went to a vegan restaurant and after we
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all ordered their garbage, disgusting vegan food that left my
bowels a wreck.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
It's pretty good water trash.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Kyle then goes, oh, I'm not I eat meat now,
I'm not vegan anymore. We could have went to any restaurant, dude,
that was devastating.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Did he suggest it?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
No, there's just a blake manove, it's really good. It's
a really good restaurant.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I do remember us being like, he's a vegan blake on,
let's go here, and you going fuck that ship and
we're like, but it's his birthday.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah, it was his birthday. It was really good.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
But then yes to just throw in our face that
he's no longer a vegan.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
That was we don't know anything about the guy anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
And that's another reason why he's not allowed back on
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, he's not coming back. It's that we're not letting
him in. We're not.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
We're not.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
We have closed the gates on the Aruba Lord.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I think we announced this, by the way, because the
Lords were like.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Flipping, have we been doing the podcast longer without him
than we did it with him?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
It feels like we have frea sea. I don't know.
There's no way to tell.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
There's literally no way to know.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
There's no Oh a crazy thing happened to me. Okay,
I mean it's not even that great. Like I say,
I've said that in the past, and I shipped out
a rotis chicken string.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah, so we're bracing ourselves. I'm strap it's not like that.
What didn't you kill this.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
On the scale of maggots in your hair to string
the pool?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yes, yes I did.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
There was no maggots in my hair and noisy chickens
string boring.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So I met Diddy's house go ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
So the other morning, my parents they were here they
visited for two weeks. My parents were with hell yeah,
yeah it was it was great, and they were leaving.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
My dad is on oxygen now, so he hasn't oxygen.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
He's got the little like does he have a tank
or that new school like thing that makes the air
that's super light?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Well he has that, uh, but of.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Course so sick.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
So guess what he forgot it?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No, that it's important at your crab.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
No, he forgot it in Missouri.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Oh fun, he traveled without it, and then he gets
here and he's like all out of breath and he's like,
I need oxygen and I'm like, how did you?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Yeah, man, breathe it in Welcome to the Beach.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I'm like, how did you forget the thing that you
need to live?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah? Are you like blowing in his face? What's happening?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
It's absolutely insane.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
So we had to like get an oxygen tank here,
and they could only have like the big rolling one.
So he has this oxygen tank, We get a we
get an uber. We scheduled one, or my mom scheduled
one for the next morning. Of course she spends like
the absolute cheapest amount you can spend to get the
car and it was like, I mean it literally was
(27:43):
like it was tuck. It was like the the bumper
was duck taped on.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'm not making this up. It's like I dare you.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
To get inside. And then we get out there and
I'm like, Dad, where where is it?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
And he's like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
We said it for this time and I'm like okay.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I'm like, well, you know, I have a bunch of
stuff to do this morning, else i'd be driving you.
And he's like, no, don't worry about it. We got
the super It's nowhere to be found. I look up
a block, a block and a half up my street,
there's a light. There's a car that's held together by
duct tape that looks like a piece of shit. It
has its blinking lights on, its hazard lights. I'm like,
(28:28):
I bet that's it. My dad's like, why would he
be a block and a half away, And I'm like, fuck,
if I know, I see the lights turn off.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
He does a UI. He comes back to.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Us, He slows down and he goes, I was waiting
for you guys, And I'm like, what do you mean, right?
You should be waiting in front of the house and
he goes. He goes, I just canceled the trip. I
was waiting for you guys. And I go, well, you
gotta wait.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
In front of the home. There's plenty of here.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
No, I don't, yeah, and my dad And my dad goes, well,
are you gonna take us to the airport or not?
And the guy go he sees my dad with an
oxygen tube in his nose, with an oxygen tank, holding luggage.
I'm holding luggage. My mom's out there, my wife's out there,
I'm holding.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
A baby bowing on the roof.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, and uh and he goes, uh, well, not with
that attitude, I'm not And I go, what attitude, man,
you just canceled the thing. You were all the way
up the street. And he goes, I don't like your
attitude either, and I go what. And then of course
I'm like, well, I don't like your attitude.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh no, this is what happens in two scorpios made
on the street.
Speaker 10 (29:38):
Here here we go, and I go, I don't like
your attitude, and he goes, I don't have to deal
with fucking I don't fucking have to deal with this.
And I go, oh, so now we're cursing and I
go get out of here, you dusty motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
And I don't know why Dusty set this guy off,
and he goes Dusty, Dusty.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
I'm pissed.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, I'm not a dusty motherfucker. Fuck out. And by
the way, tay bitch I called him Dusty. He was
the dude.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
We're five feet away, We're screaming at each other through
his open window, of his knees.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
You want to see Dusty. You want to see Dusty.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
And then he drives away so slowly, like one mile
an hour, just drives away, screaming curse words out of
the window. So then I had to Then I had
to cancel the things I had to do that morning
to take to drive my parents to the airport.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
God damn, I was hoping. You say you had to
cancel that uber and then re get it Uber and
then he just had to come back.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, you guys changed shirts real quick and put on
like an axe. What's up man to the airport?
Speaker 11 (30:46):
No, my my mom was devastated, oh man, devastated that
she had to because he canceled, so she had to
pay the ten dollars.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Oh fuck, And she was devastated.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
And it took her the forty minutes it took to
get to the airport to figure out how to get
her ten dollars back, and she was like, oh, thank god,
Oh thank god. And I'm like, well, maybe if we did.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
From the back of the Uber XL that you put
them in to finally get to the airport.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
No, I had to drive them. Oh man, you drove.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I canceled my shit because it was just too late.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, you couldn't get an Uber XL Like, dude, those
aren't cruising.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
No, well just kind of down where we live. There's
not like ubers that are just cruising around our neighborhood really,
so it usually will take another fifteen to twenty minutes
for them to get there.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
So it was just a total shit show.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
But I've never had an experience like that where I
think he must have seen once he accepted it and
was there, must have seen that it was going to
go to the airport and he didn't want to go
to the airport.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah. Is that how it works? They accept it and
then find.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Out I think, well, they're so yeah, and you know,
I think that's kind of like against the ode.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
But I thought they saw where it goes and all.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
That, but yeah, that's kind of a bummer.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
No.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I was told that after you fully accept it and
you're there, that's when it shows you where it's going.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's probably better.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
That seems No, no, no, that seems that's unethical because
then someone's gonna be like, they're taking me to Indiana.
You can't, it can't. It has to be. They have
to know where they're going, otherwise they're gonna end up
in Long Beach from.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Like that's what I've been told what it is, or
else or else.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
If you're going somewhere that they don't necessarily want to go,
they refuse your trip. Then they refuse so so you
can't get a ride.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
But I think that that's what happens to me sometimes,
like ubers just will not pick me up because they
don't want to go where I'm going. No, that's no. Yes,
that happens a lot.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Is because you're rating. No, yeah, I know it happens
to you a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's because your rating is so low because you get
in there's without a doubt, without a doubt.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Give me the ox, give me the give me the ox,
give me the it's it being so drunk that you
like will put your feet on the absolutely where are
you from?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
About? I am a good I am a good passenger, dude,
You're I'm like, I'm like, are you're a very drunk?
The time that you're in an uber? Half the time
the right back the way there, I'm very sober and
I'm very go Yeah, so I bet on the right home.
(33:30):
I bet you have a low I don't. You're tripping, dude?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Can you see?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
I used to I used to have I used to
have a rope.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
That doesn't mean I do have a good rate of
dusty ass us buster, but I also to Just to
finish that story, let's put.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
A bow on it, let's piggyback.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I don't know why I called it, well, just because
he seemed dusty. Everything about this guy just seemed like
he needed to take a shower and put.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Some lotion on it. He seemed dusty.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
And that's the first thing that popped out of my head.
I'm like, are you dusty? Motherfucker?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
He's hurt that he must have he.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Must have come from a long line of dust.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, you must speak called dusty in the bath.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Maybe he was a mummy and it sent him over
the He went from he was pretty hot. I would
say he was seventy percent and then he just went
two hundred and fifty. He was pretty hot, like pretty fuming.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
You get it. Yeah, full damn dude would And by
the way, this is seven thirty in the morning. Yeah,
this is not. This is not probably hadn't.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
The end of his shift of the beginning.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah, that sounds like he was probably like delusional. He's
on lack of.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
He thought you said dusky, and he's like tough, motherfucker's hard,
motherfucker getting radical. I'm gonna preface this by saying I've
texted and driven. That's that's out there.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Okay, Okay, that's that's brave of you. Yeah, thank you,
thank you for telling your truth. Man.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, what I'm just saying, hang out. Okay, when you
guys are in an uber and the driver's just fucking
driving and texting, no, are you cool with that?
Speaker 4 (35:18):
I've never seen a driver text ever.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Really, No, dude, I've I've been in an uber before
where he's offered me alcohol somebody.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Well, that's cool, that's five stars.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
But I'm talking about just your run of the mill,
like on the way to the airport or is this
on the way the airport or is this like you're
talking about like nighttime thing right, like a dude's a
dude's got like a side hustle where he's handing out
fucking bud light line.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
No, no, no, I don't think it was.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
I I think it was maybe like eight pm. And
he was like, yo, you want to pull of this?
And he's like giving you hit the cup he's drinking
out of, or he's like I can sell you a beer.
He had a cup in.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
His cup holder, and then uh, talking about where we're going.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Where we got from the game a little bit.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I said, yeah, we had a couple of drinks at
the crib. Now we're now we're going to wherever? And
it was in Hollywood and he pulled out a bottle
damn yeh uh of like schnopps and was like what
you want to hit of this? And I was like maybe,
and Chloe was like, do not take a hit of that.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Man's good kissed me for thirty days. Yeah, but texting
and driving sure, yeah, no snaps for me either, But
texting and driving something I've done. I'm saying, but like
when now I'm in a passenger, Like.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, that am I paying for it.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
If my kids are in the car, I try and.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Not test right ever almost right. But if I'm just driving,
it's kind of cool.
Speaker 9 (36:48):
Yeah, what it's not what I'm like, I'm more apt
to do if I'm just me, if it's just me
in the car, I will full on be a full
I will text.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm making Insta videos, I'm making videos, I'm having a
full on conversation with with chat GPT.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
I'm watching movies.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
I do you have any hard fast rules. I won't text.
I don't text going through intersections. I have that's my
rules that when I'm going through an intersection, I'm eyes
on the road.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
You put it down, No, no, I just have it
off the side out your window.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I hold, oh okay, and I get right back to it.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
But there's you are also a dictator, a text dictator,
right like you talk? You talking?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, I speak to text.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yes, I don't do that. That's that's that's weird. Why
I don't like that ship, dude. By the way, I
just jumped on the train. It's so great, Blake, really,
it's the best. You have to It's so easy.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I don't by the way, No, no, well, you're you're hanging
under your youth.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
You're you're clutching on to your youth.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
But is that the youth?
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Sorry, you're saying his own youth as opposed to like
what young folks are doing now.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah, now people know you don't know one fucking twenty
year old. Bro, I'm kicking it with twenty year olds.
Dude on the rag, it's sad. Yeah, that's a cool.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Question mark question mark question.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Mark that sad, Blake, I'm still gonna say that's sad, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
All my friends are twinning.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
So that's not a school.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Hey remember the bud why Er commercial.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
That's that's not cool. You think i'd be outside high school?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Oh yeah, that's not as school as you think it is.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Hey, the old guy's back on his lowrider bicycle.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
What's up? Guys? What's up?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Who wants to race up? You?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Hear the nuw Tyler the Creator album. What's up?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
He's for? He's forty?
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Now he's forty, we're forty, we're all forty?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, what's up with?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Wait? Okay, sorry, we're talking about the talking text. I
get worried that they won't be able to like, how
do they know when there's like spaces in the words.
They're not going to understand me.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
It usually knows.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
But all so if people see it's all fucked up,
they get it. They don't care. No one cares.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
But also, if you have a second, if you have
one second, you talk to text, you reread it. It
might mess up a word. You go change the word,
and it takes you infinitely shorter amount of time than
it would have if you just wrote all that out
with your thumbs.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We're also like post spelling and grammar, like nobody gives
a fuck.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Sure, nobody gives one fuck, But can you be talking
as fast as we're talking now? And this is my
text send and it would have got that Yes.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Why don't you try it out instead of wasting goddamn
airtime on the podcast?
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Christ I don't even know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
This is not what people tune in for.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
I turned Siri off because I do not trust Siri.
I don't want my phone doing something when I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh, and you think it's actually off?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I yeah, I'm just I can't even I can't figure
out how to turn Siri on.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Hello Hello baby.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Well, we do have to be nicer to Blake because
someone and I'm excited for them to crawl back in
my d because this person fucking crawls a true basement dwells.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
This guy, I could just.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Tell he has zero followers, zero.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Post real just he just DMS to get a rise
out of people, and I love it. He said, fuck
you you piece of ship, you woke piece of ship.
This is how he starts his fuck you you woke
piece of ship, which.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
By the way, I live in Orange County.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I would say the three of us, I'm probably the
least woke, Okay, although I am someonem onto woke because
if not, you're just an asshole.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
You're like waking up.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah, you're you're getting the boogers out of your eyes.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Adam's like hitting snooze.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
I'm not fully woke. I'm like, I'm gonna hit this. Say.
If you're woke, then I'm hitting snooze. Okay, wake me up.
I just woke up on her. I'm that in between
sleep where you're up. But you know that next alarm's
coming out.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yes, and for people who are not from the LA
area to move to Orange County says I'm not woke.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Yeah that's yeah, that's what it says. Yeah, that's what
it says.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
I don't like uh diversity.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Someone shitting on my doors and uh graffiti on my
cr when I leave for in the morning deserve.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
But so this person was like, fuck you you woke?
Fuck uh you and.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Durs I found out through listening to the podcast are
unfunny woke libtards checks out, Yeah, f.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Being mean to Blake.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
He's the only non woke motherfucker on the pod.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Wait, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
That's verbatim. That's verbatim.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, and I'm like, he was on a show called woke.
He starred on a show called Yeah, what the heck? Yes,
and I would say he is the most room uh
he he refuses to even say homeless person. They're house
to this guy.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
I mean, I'm just trying to be sensitive. Yeah, but
that is really weird. Why did he single me out
as the unwoke member of the crew.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
I don't know, Dude's well, that's what we want to
ask you about. What does he know that we don't know?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Yeah, what are you saying? What are you saying on
those Because I know.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
You're on the deep reddit sublogs, I'm in deep in
the crates fortune.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
I'm running a few rooms.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Saying some real nasty shit. So that's that's what I
was assuming. I'm just dunking on you guys. I just
get all my payback in the reddit rooms. You guys
shit on me the whole pod, and then I just
create my little rebellion in the reddit room. So I
would like to start off apologies, epic slams, giveaways, and
whatever the else we say.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
I apologizing.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
So this guy got to you?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, man, well I could see. I mean, he got
it all wrong front to back.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
But there is something about us making fun of Blake, okay,
so consistently, just because it's a low hanging fruit, right, wow?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Like, do you think we're making when we gang up
on you? Uh huh on the podcast?
Speaker 6 (43:08):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Do you think we're doing it for fun or because
we want to understand more?
Speaker 4 (43:18):
No, I don't think you guys care one bit to
understand about me. No. I so we're doing it for fun, yeah,
I think, But you know we do to do picks.
I mean it's funny. I like playing that role. I mean, yeah,
I'm low hanging fruit. I mean everybody has to understand
at some point that we've all been friends for a
very long time, and part of our friendship is dunking
(43:41):
on each other.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
You think so. Yeah, I also think this is generational.
I think a lot of younger people don't do this
as much.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah, I think you're absolutely right that that. I feel
like our generation and the generations above. Yeah, this is
how you mean became better friends with your guy friends.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
On each other. Durs is a robot. Uh, Blake is
a basement person.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I mean, Adam's a racist.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
No, that is now what you say.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
I'm I'm assuming I look like I have down syndrome.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
I don't say that. I've never said that.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
No one said that.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
I think you're handsome.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
You call me, you call me morbidly obese all the time.
I did that, and you pinch my fat. Ever didn't
in Tennessee. You did in Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
I'm nice to you, guys. I don't talk crap about you.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I like you.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
We don't talk crap about you.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Just to each other.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yes, we talk crap about you when you say dumb
stuff on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I don't leave here and go the thing about Blake
that drives me crazy.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, this is well, and I appreciate that. I know
this is all you know for the public. I know
you guys really enjoy me and my company.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
And by the way, I when I say something stupid,
which I feel like it's fairly often, sure, yeah, and
you guys come from me.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Mm hmm. I love it.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I'm like, yeah, fucking okay, sure, fuck you. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, you know you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Like, it's all, it's all. It's all fun and games.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
We love each other at the end of the day.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
I love you too, dude.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
I like being taken down a peg. I like it.
It's kind of my kink.
Speaker 6 (45:20):
Yeah, because you're so high you keep you put.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yourself on a pedestal, and I really do. I have
really high expectations. Speaking of pedestals, I just want everybody
to know that my petal, what pedestal? PEG's a pedestal?
How do you say it? Hell? Hello? My rating on
uber not verified four point eight seven rating, that's is
(45:43):
that good? I would say that's pretty good. Yes, I
think that's pretty good. So I maybe another apology is
in order because I am very kind to people in
the driving transportation industry.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Mine's lower, I bet, I bet is lower.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Mine used to be very low.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I'm four point seven three, you're four.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
Point seven three, So you're a freaking dick.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, but how do you do this?
Speaker 6 (46:11):
How do you do this?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Go to uber and then go to account in the
right hand corner bottom right.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
And then when I but to be fair, when I'm
riding in an uber h I tap on the window
either to the left or right now, I go, no,
turn this way, doing it wrong? Nice?
Speaker 4 (46:28):
They love that. They love that, yeah, Adam, And so
I'm okay with this rating? Actually, Adam, can you find it?
Speaker 3 (46:34):
No?
Speaker 6 (46:35):
Okay, it's not even allowing me to.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
I think Dusty fucked you up and kicked you off
the uber app? Oh off five? Bullshit? What are you?
I'm four eight seven five four point seven?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
What are you're I'm four seven three, you're four eight
I'm four seven seven?
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Oh? So look who has the highest Uber rating? The
kind the man of the people.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Is this all you have? Wait? But I'm starting to
realize this also encompasses like Uber eats.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
I'd never use that. I refuse.
Speaker 6 (47:11):
You don't use Uber eats.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
No, I don't do any sort of delivery systems. I
get it on my own.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
Why that's true because he comes from hell.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
He hearkens back to his old.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
So you don't want Yeah, so you don't want to
support your old industry or no, I can do it myself.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
He is the industry.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
It's like, you know, if you know how to build
a house, you build your house. You know what I mean.
So there you go, And that was
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
On This Is Important, I'm mainlining chili with the rest
of the people generation next.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This was an absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
If you're woke, then I'm hitting snooze. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
We're perfect.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Oh, dude, look at my hat.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
We're back. Coaching staff.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Coaching staff is back.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Wha what staff is back? Dude? Who didn't get fired?
We're back, but we're back. That's all right? You all
ready for this? Come on?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
If you guys had to coach a bunch of college boys,
what team would it be? And you can't say gymnastics,
that's oh you're saying.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh, you mean what sport it would be? What sports?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
You're saying what team? The red go big Red Nebraska?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I guess I mean what sport? And then you
can say what's school? If that?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
If that floats your both, I would love to coach
ping pong, table tennis. I think that would be sick dude.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, but it's also what you would be the best at. Right, Well,
maybe I just know the game, Okay, I guess you know.
I mean, you're not very good at ping pong, So what, dude,
You're fine, pretty good. I as good as I am,
and I'm not that good. I think you're pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, okay, Blake, you got it, man, I think you're
pretty smatching baby.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So Blake would do ping pong?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Almost surely doesn't exist.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, in the Olympics, so that you would really do
that over like what you want me to coach? Men
and a football game that's not gonna happen. It's not gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Happen at Miami and just fly around on the country
with a bunch of dudes.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Come on, I watch you on the line. I want
you charge them for that ball.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Dude, Is that how you talk?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You don't even have to talk like that.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
It is.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
It is kind of how he talks.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
He was doing an impression of himself and it was, yeah,
pretty spot on.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm like, why are you teasing your smell?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
That's not you know, it's nothing wrong with that. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I mean, I feel like, Adam, you're not coaching basketball,
not head coach. You used to be honest on the
on the staff. Oh, like the.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Hats of Yeah, well, if I'm on the staff, then
I'm basically a mascot, you know, So then you learn
it could be anything. I mean, college football, that's where
it's at. That's the most fun.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We love it.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
And if you're just way down on the bench, you're
at the last chair, they're like, yeah, I guess we
put another chair.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You're basically like the down center kid. They allow to
like do laundry, you know. Okay, that's that's who I am.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Do they even allow that anymore?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah? They do?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Or do they just dress them up like Batman and
make them do loner?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Is that a thing? Who are we reference? Did they
ever do that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I did, like they like dressed up some kids like
Batman and like for make a waish.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh no, I remember that. That was something cool. That
was like this little kid who was like terminally ill
and then they like let him pretend to be Batman.
It was fucking cool.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know, we're talking about don syndrome kids and their
ability to do laundry.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Which no, I'm talking terminally ill children.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah yeah, right, what about being the guy who he like,
there's two guys that are clutched. The dude who unspools
the like headset line for the head coach, right, and
then there's the guy who just holds onto the belt
of the coach who like pulls him back.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh yeah, I love that, where like you kind of
I feel like that's who I would be on the sideline.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
It's just kind of holding onto the coach for dear.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Line, holding the coach's belt. That's sick. It reminds me of.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Like like a chick on a motorcycle just in the
belt loops.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh so hot, dude. I love when the belt loops
on when when I'm on my bike. Dude.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I remember when I rode a motorcycle for the six
months and crashed it eleven times. I remember I didn't
even have my motorcycle license yet. I maybe have never
driven a motorcycle. And I rented a motorcycle in Hawaii
(04:21):
from Turtle Bay for the north shore of o Wahu.
They just let you take one. They were like, hey,
can you ride one? And I was like, yeah, well
you're famous.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You got this, you got this. I crashed it immediately,
but then Chloe never even found that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
No, Chloe was with me. She uh yeah, she we
both fell off. She put her life in my hands,
and she absolutely shouldn't have because I did not know
how to drive a motorcycle. She said, do you know
how to drive a motorcycle? And then I said, we'll
find out.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Do you know how to ride? Let's go.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You said, we'll find out.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
We'll find out who got on and she he laughed,
thinking it was a joke.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It wasn't.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
It wasn't a joke.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Oh, you're just silly.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And what what are you guys? I mean, because it's Hawaii,
I imagine you guys are like sleeveless.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
We've got a few ties in the system.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
How are we going down there?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I think there is photos. I think I was wearing jeans.
They made us a boy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I think it's part of the deal to give me
the bike. They made me do like a full on
photo shoot. Oh nice, it's science. This ship is important.
The Instagram account will find these photos. That person is
so damn good at finding deep cut pots.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
We meet her investigated on the tour. Yeah, I think
we've met her. Yeah she was cool.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Shout out to her. Hopefully she's coming on the cruise.
I think she is.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I that's guarantee she's going to find these photos because
it's they made Chloe and I like post for a
bunch of photos.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I see you're already doing your posing for.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
A bunch of photos.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You definitely talk about taking pictures without changing his face.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He built for this, bro, you gotta look cool when
you're taking it's taking pictures.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh dude, Adam. That remind member when we were in
New Orleans and and your your photo was on the wall.
What what bar was that? Lafitte?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
So oh, Lafitte's blacksmith.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah. Oh man, it's such a good photo too.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh dude, I'm also blackout. It's really good that photo was.
I think we've talked about this and we must. During
the Red dress run, so yeah, that's right. That's where everyone,
like hundreds and hundreds of people run through the French
Quarter wearing a red dress. There's some significance to it.
I can't remember what it's about. But we were there
(06:37):
for a sad event. It was Chloe's grandmother's funeral, so
we were there and then this is after the funeral,
we're drinking the paint away.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Uh sea someone where someone gives.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Let's get at.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Let's add let's have some ap Grandma they gave me
a red bandana, So I tie this red banana around
my head like towards then with the thing the front
in the front exactly, and then we go to Lafitte's.
If you're at Lafitte's Blacksmith in New Orleans, it's at
the end of the French Quarter, you'll see it. It's
(07:13):
at the front, in the front. Right as you walk in.
It says Adam Devine. But then it says the name
of the movie that you know me from.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Pitch Perfect. It says Adam Devine, Pitch Perfect.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
No one else of the hundreds.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Of other celebrity photographs that are hanging up in this
bar say the name of what you.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Know them from?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Nicholas Cage, you know what you know them from? Man,
Come on, sure, But.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're saying, other wish you were famous enough that they
didn't have to.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Kind of wish or just don't Are.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There other people from Pitch Perfect with their photos up
that it doesn't say.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I don't know if anyone else. I don't know if
she's hanging is she does it say from Pitch Perfect?
I don't think it does. Yeah, it was a bummer.
It kind of was like, well, they don't hang me
up if you have to explain it.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Okay, Well, I have my picture up at Kinders Meats
in the Bay Area, and I was, is that where Kinders?
It definitely is, Yes, shout out local legends. Well, they
have their barbecue sauce in stores. It's very delicious. You
got it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's where I've seen.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Got a shout out to Kinders. Love them. But my
pictures up there and I was wearing a hat backwards,
so evidently that makes me uh unrecognizable, so they had
to put my mixture in the corner from Workaholics so
they know who it is. But still I feel very
honored to be up there next to E forty. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, I feel like they could have just said, Adam Divine,
I do look insane.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Then you do.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It's also good if you're in one, because I'm drinking
like a purple drank, so my lips are all like
purple looking.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I was it might be like a believe it or not,
that's Adam Divine, And they're like a different Adam Divine.
It's like, no Adam Divine from Pitch Perfect, Like this
is the one we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yeah, They're like, oh, Jesus, he looks horrific.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Durs.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Do you have your off? Do you have your photo
up in any establishments? Or we're still waiting for the day.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'm up at Mustard's Last Stand in.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Ap Okay, go off.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
That's big time. That's big time.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I love that local.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's all I want.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
We've been there.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I'm I'm up in some place in San Diego where
I did this like photo shoot. It was one of
the very first ones I think I ever got asked
to do.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I forgot about your modeling days.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, so it's like the first solo magazine I ever
got to do. I think Isaac got me the gig.
In like every single one of the pictures, I'm like
shirtless in like some kind of a suit. They're the
worst pictures. I hate them. What shirtless and suits? Yes,
like blazer, no shirt. It's it's bad. They're like plaid suits.
(09:50):
It's bad, dude, It's terrible. I feel Okay, So hopefully
those don't resurface.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
No, that shit's important. It's gonna dig those how they create.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Know, Yeah, I think they're very readily available. They're they're terrible. Yeah,
I think I'm up at Prince Street pizza in New York.
Oh okay, hell.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, that's my They got one in Pasadena.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I think I'm probably up there too then, because I'm
I'm also there's a Prince.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Street now in Orange County.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Hello, go Prince And someone just a month or two
back said, oh, you're hanging up at the Prince Street
Pizza and I'm like, I've never been in that establishment.
So I think they just took the photos from the
New York one, scan them, and.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I don't order. I don't order from anywhere else.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Now, Okay, I mean they're pretty great.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
They came to Pasadena, and I'm like, go time.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Okay, I like that.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Yeah, they're great, they're great pizza.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I am. I am a little bit like then, if
you're the Pasadena location, you got to you got it.
You have the pizza.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
That's enough.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Okay, you don't need to take the photos. You've got
to start your own photos. Yes, yes, okay, you know
when someone comes in of note, of course, yeah, then
you take your photo. And there they came into the
pasaden a location. You can't take the New York photos
and bring them out here. I like that. That's a
that's a cool stance.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yeah, it's a little it's a little fake out. It's
a little bit of a fake Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Also, like a part of me is also like what
I mean, I guess I do like some places that
hang up pictures of people who visited there. But at
the same time, I'm like, what is this for?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, well, it's it's for children, is it? Yeah? Something
to look at.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Children are like, look, there's James Gandolphini in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well, no, it's for it's for people like me too.
If I see that John Claude van Dam has been there,
I'm gonna I'm gonna go back. Yeah, Like that's gonna
get me there. Yeah, that's kind of cool. I think.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I like when they have the drawings of the people
who've been there, if they do, like the caricatures. I
don't know, that's a little more fun for me than
just like some crazy picture where they're like, we have
to explain that this is Blake Anderson and Adam Divine
from Pitch Perfect.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, dry cleaners is really cool.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Dry cleaners.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's funny. Dry cleaners. It's funny because you're it's used
like news people and then Jeff Goldblum, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Jeff Goldblum, But like I feel like LA does that
a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You'll walk into like a dry cleaners and there's just
old photos. You're like, oh, okay, so Sid Caesar used
to come in here, right, huh?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And Adam, I know you, I know the I already
know the answer for you. But like when you moved
to LA and you saw like headshots up in dry cleaners,
were you like, someday, motherfucker, some day I.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Have something more dry cleaning. I mean, I'm sure, are
you like.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yep, I can't wait to be up in four seasons
cleaners on warel Avenue.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I can't remember thinking that, but yeah, absolutely I did,
for sure, without a doubt.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I'm a psychopath.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
You were like you might want to make a little
room over there.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Excuse me.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
They're like, dude, all you do is dry clean one
snap button flannel every ten months. We can't put you up.
You're giving us five dollars a year. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't wash the snap button flannel. I just I
keep wearing it until so I drag c.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Let me guess you got another gi just staying on
the lucky Eu jeans. It's not coming out, pal, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Hey, guys is back.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
He's back, He's back, Lucky you.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, so you're gonna want to move the fifth lead
from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dallas Range the weather
guy here in La.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Did you put me next to Mark Brown? Please?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Think you be right right there?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I remember seeing it at that Ambroselicker that was, oh yeah,
right down the street from Blake and Ey's home in
Lake Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
We did build a home.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
We had all that.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Was a home together. Man, that was such a fun house.
I was talking about that house recently. It was how
is that Blake and I moved into right after we
left the Workaholics house and we rented a truly dumb
like young TV star pad.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
It was silly.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
There was a sunken fire pit with shag carpet. Yes,
that was filled with fury.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
White was white fur? Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Anders puked on it the very second he he laid
laid on it.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
This thing never removed.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
He even got that.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
They got a thing from like home depot like shampoo
it out.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I felt bad, well, it was it was literally Durs
came over. He's like we got a Chris in the
new pad and by the way, by by Chrissy, it
just meants was going to crash a blackout drunk and
the three of us, we're going to get blackout drunk
with nothing. It's not like we had a party or
there was like we had grown. There was nothing fun
(14:59):
or cool happening. Yeah, it was us getting blackout druck.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It was just Blake DJing from an iPod.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, and uh endures puking next to where he's laying,
which seems to be a theme.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Yeah, it's kind of a sleep puker, which is very dangerous. Yeah,
very dangerous. That's how Jimmy died.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Man pew can't get me. I hope that doesn't.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
And that that house, that house was truly fucking sick.
That was such a fun house.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That was a Dinosaurs on the root.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I remember one of our proudest parties. We had a
Panda Express. We got a bunch catered and we had
so much orange chicken that it fucked with like my sinuses.
It was. That's balling, dude, that's real baller ship dude.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'll tell you guys. When I peeked.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Notice me sent by notice me.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I mean it is kind of downhill from there.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, kidding me.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Remember when Goons, my old assistant and best buddy, he
had a birthday party and he wanted oysters. So I
got something like six dozen oysters and we shucked them
there at the beginning of the party, and we're all
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eating oysters in the kitchen and then we all get
so drunk, and it's a huge party. There's well over
one hundred people. We just leave the oysters and the
oyster juice out all night until the next day. And
that next morning, when I walked into our kitchen like
a horror house, it was like it was revulsive, Like
(16:36):
it was truly fouled, you know what. I sometimes the
next morning after a party was gross.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
It was like.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Beer like somebody threw up in the shag.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yes, it's a little sticky or something. This was an
absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah, oysters shouldn't be allowed at parties where you get that.
I feel like that's a little more refined.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Was in charge of that.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I think oysters should be allowed at a party when
that party is catered and they're taking it away and someone.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I was just gonna saone gotta be someone carrying it
and passing them out.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yes, and and and it's.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Can't someone's passing out all.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Can't just be the random homie it's gone.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It can't just be at one of our degenerate, dirty parties. Bro,
I just.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Scraped these oysters off the fucking ground.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Dude, Let's get at this what we did. We had
a hook up at like it was. It came from
a proper place and they were als.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
But uh, good for you. But we did not clean
up after ourselves.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And so I know you eat oysters like they're like
when you shuck it, that's when you like pop off
the top. Is that what we're saying?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, use the little knife called the little special knife.
Oyster shuar do?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
How do you eat a clam?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
No? You steam them and they open up?
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
And then but I don't think you're supposed to eat
raw clams, is that right? I don't I don't know that.
I don't think clams are to be eating raw. I
think oysters are clams. You gotta you gotta.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
I don't know how real that is, bam.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I'm also guessing yese me that raw clam. But I've
never heard people eating raw clam unless they're talking. Yeah,
you're right, thank you, Okay, I mean you might be right.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
He likes his clams steamy.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Hey man, No, no, no, yes, you can eat raw clams.
They are a popular delicacy in some cultures.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Cultures.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah, these are like iron stomachs.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
It says, not the cool ones.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, because it's like Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No no, no, raw clams. Yeah, yeah, you can eat them,
it says, very much, very much. So all clams served
on ice, just like just like oysters.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm just looking for any explanation. He's like, yeah, yeah, rock.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Land, but they're so small. Clams are small, right, dude?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
How big are oysters?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Oysters are big as fuck?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah they're huge, but also they can be small. You
don't know, ship, Blake, you're just talking.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I do know ship. Oysters are big, clams are small. Hey,
And can I say real quick, what.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Hey, what's a rocky what's a Rocky Mountain oyster?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
That's balls?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Those as Okay, Okay, this is important.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
So Blake gave us so much ship on the last podcast.
And and I'd like to apologize for having to do
a best of but life, man, you know, sometimes it
gets in the way life.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Life is a highway. It's a highway. We don't like
to do it. We like to come with this hot
hot heat once a week.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
And we're sorry that we had to give a best hub.
But the week prior when Blake was saying and giving
us ship for how far we got in a uh
millionaire who wants to be a millionaire?
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Boy, yes, I finally watched the episode. Okay, you watched
your millionaire episode and we did great. We got very far.
We got there was four more questions to the million
dollar question. M that's pretty damn far.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, and wait, so for after we would have gotten
that because I only watched the last two questions we got.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Why the hell didn't you guys just watched You guys
were only on for like thirty minutes. You canna sit
through the fucking app My.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Kids and wife were watching it when I came in,
and I was like, oh, here we go, And then
I watched those fucking knuckleheads after us got the easiest
questions in the world. What Helen Hunt?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Come on? Hellen Hunt was on?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Now is it love?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Now?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Do you think it was easy? Because you were sitting
at home watching it.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yes, it's always easier from the couch. Come on, everybody's
a pro on the couch.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, dude, listen to it. Listen to how dude the complicated. Look,
I'm not saying that the month one with the oysters
is a hard question, okay, but it takes like actual
deductive reasoning of like going through all the months by
letter to like do it, as opposed to just knowing
a thing. Do you know what I'm saying, I'm a dumbass.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah, well, I mean some people know what months to
eat oysters if you're super familiar with the oysters.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Yeah, that, but the question is what letter which, By
the way, I did know it.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
But also that seems like a super easy question to
me because you can deduce it. It's like simple. But
that's my point is that that's my point.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
But it takes like you need to do a bunch
of steps as opposed to just knowing your.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Like super easy question.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, like how many stars are in the American flag?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Right? You should just know that? How much?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
You should just know fifty you dumb fuck what? I
thought we're at the fifty one?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I thought we.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Added we're not getting Greenland.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I thought we added one QS, so dumb.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Trump is my star, so dumb. No, I just by
the way for sure. Yes, it's easier to get from
home in the comfort of your own kitchen, but the
questions were easier.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah, maybe they kind of.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
People were texting me going why did they get the softballs?
And I go, hey, I gotta watch it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I love this, dude, I love I love doing game shows.
I loved it is very fun now. I love doing
game shows because you get I feel like more than
even when I'm on a show, like when it comes out,
I get people.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I get a dozen texts right.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Away of people being like, oh shit, that was a
hard question, or I can't believe you didn't get that one,
or whatever it is.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
They'll reach out.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
But is it definitely over forty demo?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
I mean it's yeah, my friend, so we're right around there.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
But I mean, like parent, it was like my parents'
friends were like fucking blowing up.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Like I was talking to my aunt for the first
time in a long time.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
It was really cool.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Traditional TV watchers catch it. Nobody younger than me reached
out to be like hey, I was flipping channels and came.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Across damn you know.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, but we didn't flip channels. We just watched it
on Hulu. That's true, but TV used to just turn off.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
God damn, this is the way. Uh.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Do you even know anyone younger than you?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yes? Like, don't say sistically? How many? How many?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
What do you? I don't even understand?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Like, do you know any twenty year olds? Do you
have any twenty year old friends in your life?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Friends?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah? Man, I'm sorry. I realized you don't consider people friends. Well,
I don't have I don't have anything.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't have any like friends. But I've worked, I've
been like, I've been in like casts with people who
are younger I work friends, so I guess, and so like,
I'll get lunch in every like once a year with
a few people who I've worked with before who are
in their twenties or early thirties.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Wow. Cool, that's actually better than I do. Or I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Well, I just throw on my wide leg jeans and
I say, let's go get a breakfast taco or something cool,
get cheese inwich or something. I don't know. I put
on my my baseball hat backwards.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Man, that's pretty sick, young Gord.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I like that and I say, hey, let's go to
a vegan restaurant.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, that's real cutting edge stuff. Yeah, a little little
vegan reuben.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm main I'm mainlining chili with the rest of the
people generation next.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Hell yeah, dude, remember when we for Kyle's birthday. Kyle
was in town and it was his birthday, and we
were all like, hey, let's go get breakfast for Kyle's birthday,
Like you really like that? And I drove up from
Orange County to just for this birthday at breakfast, and
we then went to a vegan restaurant and after we
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all ordered their garbage, disgusting vegan food that left my
bowels a wreck.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
It's pretty good water trash.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Kyle then goes, oh, I'm not I eat meat now,
I'm not vegan anymore. We could have went to any restaurant, dude,
that was devastating.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Did he suggest it?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
No, there's just a blake manove, it's really good. It's
a really good restaurant.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I do remember us being like, he's a vegan blake on,
let's go here, and you going fuck that ship and
we're like, but it's his birthday.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah, it was his birthday. It was really good.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
But then yes to just throw in our face that
he's no longer a vegan.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
That was we don't know anything about the guy anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
And that's another reason why he's not allowed back on
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, he's not coming back. It's that we're not letting
him in. We're not.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
We're not.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
We have closed the gates on the Aruba Lord.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I think we announced this, by the way, because the
Lords were like.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Flipping, have we been doing the podcast longer without him
than we did it with him?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
It feels like we have frea sea. I don't know.
There's no way to tell.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
There's literally no way to know.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
There's no Oh a crazy thing happened to me. Okay,
I mean it's not even that great. Like I say,
I've said that in the past, and I shipped out
a rotis chicken string.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah, so we're bracing ourselves. I'm strap it's not like that.
What didn't you kill this.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
On the scale of maggots in your hair to string
the pool?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yes, yes I did.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
There was no maggots in my hair and noisy chickens
string boring.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So I met Diddy's house go ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
So the other morning, my parents they were here they
visited for two weeks. My parents were with hell yeah,
yeah it was it was great, and they were leaving.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
My dad is on oxygen now, so he hasn't oxygen.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
He's got the little like does he have a tank
or that new school like thing that makes the air
that's super light?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Well he has that, uh, but of.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Course so sick.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
So guess what he forgot it?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No, that it's important at your crab.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
No, he forgot it in Missouri.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Oh fun, he traveled without it, and then he gets
here and he's like all out of breath and he's like,
I need oxygen and I'm like, how did you?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Yeah, man, breathe it in Welcome to the Beach.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I'm like, how did you forget the thing that you
need to live?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah? Are you like blowing in his face? What's happening?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
It's absolutely insane.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
So we had to like get an oxygen tank here,
and they could only have like the big rolling one.
So he has this oxygen tank, We get a we
get an uber. We scheduled one, or my mom scheduled
one for the next morning. Of course she spends like
the absolute cheapest amount you can spend to get the
car and it was like, I mean it literally was
(27:43):
like it was tuck. It was like the the bumper
was duck taped on.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'm not making this up. It's like I dare you.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
To get inside. And then we get out there and
I'm like, Dad, where where is it?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
And he's like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
We said it for this time and I'm like okay.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I'm like, well, you know, I have a bunch of
stuff to do this morning, else i'd be driving you.
And he's like, no, don't worry about it. We got
the super It's nowhere to be found. I look up
a block, a block and a half up my street,
there's a light. There's a car that's held together by
duct tape that looks like a piece of shit. It
has its blinking lights on, its hazard lights. I'm like,
(28:28):
I bet that's it. My dad's like, why would he
be a block and a half away, And I'm like, fuck,
if I know, I see the lights turn off.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
He does a UI. He comes back to.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Us, He slows down and he goes, I was waiting
for you guys, And I'm like, what do you mean, right?
You should be waiting in front of the house and
he goes. He goes, I just canceled the trip. I
was waiting for you guys. And I go, well, you
gotta wait.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
In front of the home. There's plenty of here.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
No, I don't, yeah, and my dad And my dad goes, well,
are you gonna take us to the airport or not?
And the guy go he sees my dad with an
oxygen tube in his nose, with an oxygen tank, holding luggage.
I'm holding luggage. My mom's out there, my wife's out there,
I'm holding.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
A baby bowing on the roof.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, and uh and he goes, uh, well, not with
that attitude, I'm not And I go, what attitude, man,
you just canceled the thing. You were all the way
up the street. And he goes, I don't like your
attitude either, and I go what. And then of course
I'm like, well, I don't like your attitude.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh no, this is what happens in two scorpios made
on the street.
Speaker 10 (29:38):
Here here we go, and I go, I don't like
your attitude, and he goes, I don't have to deal
with fucking I don't fucking have to deal with this.
And I go, oh, so now we're cursing and I
go get out of here, you dusty motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
And I don't know why Dusty set this guy off,
and he goes Dusty, Dusty.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
I'm pissed.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, I'm not a dusty motherfucker. Fuck out. And by
the way, tay bitch I called him Dusty. He was
the dude.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
We're five feet away, We're screaming at each other through
his open window, of his knees.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
You want to see Dusty. You want to see Dusty.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
And then he drives away so slowly, like one mile
an hour, just drives away, screaming curse words out of
the window. So then I had to Then I had
to cancel the things I had to do that morning
to take to drive my parents to the airport.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
God damn, I was hoping. You say you had to
cancel that uber and then re get it Uber and
then he just had to come back.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, you guys changed shirts real quick and put on
like an axe. What's up man to the airport?
Speaker 11 (30:46):
No, my my mom was devastated, oh man, devastated that
she had to because he canceled, so she had to
pay the ten dollars.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Oh fuck, And she was devastated.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
And it took her the forty minutes it took to
get to the airport to figure out how to get
her ten dollars back, and she was like, oh, thank god,
Oh thank god. And I'm like, well, maybe if we did.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
From the back of the Uber XL that you put
them in to finally get to the airport.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
No, I had to drive them. Oh man, you drove.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I canceled my shit because it was just too late.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, you couldn't get an Uber XL Like, dude, those
aren't cruising.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
No, well just kind of down where we live. There's
not like ubers that are just cruising around our neighborhood really,
so it usually will take another fifteen to twenty minutes
for them to get there.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
So it was just a total shit show.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
But I've never had an experience like that where I
think he must have seen once he accepted it and
was there, must have seen that it was going to
go to the airport and he didn't want to go
to the airport.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah. Is that how it works? They accept it and
then find.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Out I think, well, they're so yeah, and you know,
I think that's kind of like against the ode.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
But I thought they saw where it goes and all.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
That, but yeah, that's kind of a bummer.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
No.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I was told that after you fully accept it and
you're there, that's when it shows you where it's going.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's probably better.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
That seems No, no, no, that seems that's unethical because
then someone's gonna be like, they're taking me to Indiana.
You can't, it can't. It has to be. They have
to know where they're going, otherwise they're gonna end up
in Long Beach from.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Like that's what I've been told what it is, or
else or else.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
If you're going somewhere that they don't necessarily want to go,
they refuse your trip. Then they refuse so so you
can't get a ride.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
But I think that that's what happens to me sometimes,
like ubers just will not pick me up because they
don't want to go where I'm going. No, that's no. Yes,
that happens a lot.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Is because you're rating. No, yeah, I know it happens
to you a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's because your rating is so low because you get
in there's without a doubt, without a doubt.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Give me the ox, give me the give me the ox,
give me the it's it being so drunk that you
like will put your feet on the absolutely where are
you from?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
About? I am a good I am a good passenger, dude,
You're I'm like, I'm like, are you're a very drunk?
The time that you're in an uber? Half the time
the right back the way there, I'm very sober and
I'm very go Yeah, so I bet on the right home.
(33:30):
I bet you have a low I don't. You're tripping, dude?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Can you see?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
I used to I used to have I used to
have a rope.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
That doesn't mean I do have a good rate of
dusty ass us buster, but I also to Just to
finish that story, let's put.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
A bow on it, let's piggyback.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I don't know why I called it, well, just because
he seemed dusty. Everything about this guy just seemed like
he needed to take a shower and put.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Some lotion on it. He seemed dusty.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
And that's the first thing that popped out of my head.
I'm like, are you dusty? Motherfucker?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
He's hurt that he must have he.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Must have come from a long line of dust.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, you must speak called dusty in the bath.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Maybe he was a mummy and it sent him over
the He went from he was pretty hot. I would
say he was seventy percent and then he just went
two hundred and fifty. He was pretty hot, like pretty fuming.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
You get it. Yeah, full damn dude would And by
the way, this is seven thirty in the morning. Yeah,
this is not. This is not probably hadn't.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
The end of his shift of the beginning.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah, that sounds like he was probably like delusional. He's
on lack of.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
He thought you said dusky, and he's like tough, motherfucker's hard,
motherfucker getting radical. I'm gonna preface this by saying I've
texted and driven. That's that's out there.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Okay, Okay, that's that's brave of you. Yeah, thank you,
thank you for telling your truth. Man.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, what I'm just saying, hang out. Okay, when you
guys are in an uber and the driver's just fucking
driving and texting, no, are you cool with that?
Speaker 4 (35:18):
I've never seen a driver text ever.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Really, No, dude, I've I've been in an uber before
where he's offered me alcohol somebody.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Well, that's cool, that's five stars.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
But I'm talking about just your run of the mill,
like on the way to the airport or is this
on the way the airport or is this like you're
talking about like nighttime thing right, like a dude's a
dude's got like a side hustle where he's handing out
fucking bud light line.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
No, no, no, I don't think it was.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
I I think it was maybe like eight pm. And
he was like, yo, you want to pull of this?
And he's like giving you hit the cup he's drinking
out of, or he's like I can sell you a beer.
He had a cup in.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
His cup holder, and then uh, talking about where we're going.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Where we got from the game a little bit.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I said, yeah, we had a couple of drinks at
the crib. Now we're now we're going to wherever? And
it was in Hollywood and he pulled out a bottle
damn yeh uh of like schnopps and was like what
you want to hit of this? And I was like maybe,
and Chloe was like, do not take a hit of that.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Man's good kissed me for thirty days. Yeah, but texting
and driving sure, yeah, no snaps for me either, But
texting and driving something I've done. I'm saying, but like
when now I'm in a passenger, Like.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, that am I paying for it.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
If my kids are in the car, I try and.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Not test right ever almost right. But if I'm just driving,
it's kind of cool.
Speaker 9 (36:48):
Yeah, what it's not what I'm like, I'm more apt
to do if I'm just me, if it's just me
in the car, I will full on be a full
I will text.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm making Insta videos, I'm making videos, I'm having a
full on conversation with with chat GPT.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
I'm watching movies.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
I do you have any hard fast rules. I won't text.
I don't text going through intersections. I have that's my
rules that when I'm going through an intersection, I'm eyes
on the road.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
You put it down, No, no, I just have it
off the side out your window.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I hold, oh okay, and I get right back to it.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
But there's you are also a dictator, a text dictator,
right like you talk? You talking?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, I speak to text.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yes, I don't do that. That's that's that's weird. Why
I don't like that ship, dude. By the way, I
just jumped on the train. It's so great, Blake, really,
it's the best. You have to It's so easy.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I don't by the way, No, no, well, you're you're hanging
under your youth.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
You're you're clutching on to your youth.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
But is that the youth?
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Sorry, you're saying his own youth as opposed to like
what young folks are doing now.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah, now people know you don't know one fucking twenty
year old. Bro, I'm kicking it with twenty year olds.
Dude on the rag, it's sad. Yeah, that's a cool.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Question mark question mark question.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Mark that sad, Blake, I'm still gonna say that's sad, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
All my friends are twinning.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
So that's not a school.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Hey remember the bud why Er commercial.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
That's that's not cool. You think i'd be outside high school?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Oh yeah, that's not as school as you think it is.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Hey, the old guy's back on his lowrider bicycle.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
What's up? Guys? What's up?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Who wants to race up? You?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Hear the nuw Tyler the Creator album. What's up?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
He's for? He's forty?
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Now he's forty, we're forty, we're all forty?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, what's up with?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Wait? Okay, sorry, we're talking about the talking text. I
get worried that they won't be able to like, how
do they know when there's like spaces in the words.
They're not going to understand me.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
It usually knows.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
But all so if people see it's all fucked up,
they get it. They don't care. No one cares.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
But also, if you have a second, if you have
one second, you talk to text, you reread it. It
might mess up a word. You go change the word,
and it takes you infinitely shorter amount of time than
it would have if you just wrote all that out
with your thumbs.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We're also like post spelling and grammar, like nobody gives
a fuck.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Sure, nobody gives one fuck, But can you be talking
as fast as we're talking now? And this is my
text send and it would have got that Yes.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Why don't you try it out instead of wasting goddamn
airtime on the podcast?
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Christ I don't even know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
This is not what people tune in for.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
I turned Siri off because I do not trust Siri.
I don't want my phone doing something when I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh, and you think it's actually off?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I yeah, I'm just I can't even I can't figure
out how to turn Siri on.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Hello Hello baby.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Well, we do have to be nicer to Blake because
someone and I'm excited for them to crawl back in
my d because this person fucking crawls a true basement dwells.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
This guy, I could just.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Tell he has zero followers, zero.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Post real just he just DMS to get a rise
out of people, and I love it. He said, fuck
you you piece of ship, you woke piece of ship.
This is how he starts his fuck you you woke
piece of ship, which.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
By the way, I live in Orange County.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I would say the three of us, I'm probably the
least woke, Okay, although I am someonem onto woke because
if not, you're just an asshole.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
You're like waking up.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah, you're you're getting the boogers out of your eyes.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Adam's like hitting snooze.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
I'm not fully woke. I'm like, I'm gonna hit this. Say.
If you're woke, then I'm hitting snooze. Okay, wake me up.
I just woke up on her. I'm that in between
sleep where you're up. But you know that next alarm's
coming out.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yes, and for people who are not from the LA
area to move to Orange County says I'm not woke.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Yeah that's yeah, that's what it says. Yeah, that's what
it says.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
I don't like uh diversity.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Someone shitting on my doors and uh graffiti on my
cr when I leave for in the morning deserve.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
But so this person was like, fuck you you woke?
Fuck uh you and.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Durs I found out through listening to the podcast are
unfunny woke libtards checks out, Yeah, f.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Being mean to Blake.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
He's the only non woke motherfucker on the pod.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Wait, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
That's verbatim. That's verbatim.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, and I'm like, he was on a show called woke.
He starred on a show called Yeah, what the heck? Yes,
and I would say he is the most room uh
he he refuses to even say homeless person. They're house
to this guy.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
I mean, I'm just trying to be sensitive. Yeah, but
that is really weird. Why did he single me out
as the unwoke member of the crew.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
I don't know, Dude's well, that's what we want to
ask you about. What does he know that we don't know?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Yeah, what are you saying? What are you saying on
those Because I know.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
You're on the deep reddit sublogs, I'm in deep in
the crates fortune.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
I'm running a few rooms.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Saying some real nasty shit. So that's that's what I
was assuming. I'm just dunking on you guys. I just
get all my payback in the reddit rooms. You guys
shit on me the whole pod, and then I just
create my little rebellion in the reddit room. So I
would like to start off apologies, epic slams, giveaways, and
whatever the else we say.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
I apologizing.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
So this guy got to you?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, man, well I could see. I mean, he got
it all wrong front to back.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
But there is something about us making fun of Blake, okay,
so consistently, just because it's a low hanging fruit, right, wow?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Like, do you think we're making when we gang up
on you? Uh huh on the podcast?
Speaker 6 (43:08):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Do you think we're doing it for fun or because
we want to understand more?
Speaker 4 (43:18):
No, I don't think you guys care one bit to
understand about me. No. I so we're doing it for fun, yeah,
I think, But you know we do to do picks.
I mean it's funny. I like playing that role. I mean, yeah,
I'm low hanging fruit. I mean everybody has to understand
at some point that we've all been friends for a
very long time, and part of our friendship is dunking
(43:41):
on each other.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
You think so. Yeah, I also think this is generational.
I think a lot of younger people don't do this
as much.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah, I think you're absolutely right that that. I feel
like our generation and the generations above. Yeah, this is
how you mean became better friends with your guy friends.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
On each other. Durs is a robot. Uh, Blake is
a basement person.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I mean, Adam's a racist.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
No, that is now what you say.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
I'm I'm assuming I look like I have down syndrome.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
I don't say that. I've never said that.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
No one said that.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
I think you're handsome.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
You call me, you call me morbidly obese all the time.
I did that, and you pinch my fat. Ever didn't
in Tennessee. You did in Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
I'm nice to you, guys. I don't talk crap about you.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I like you.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
We don't talk crap about you.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Just to each other.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yes, we talk crap about you when you say dumb
stuff on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I don't leave here and go the thing about Blake
that drives me crazy.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, this is well, and I appreciate that. I know
this is all you know for the public. I know
you guys really enjoy me and my company.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
And by the way, I when I say something stupid,
which I feel like it's fairly often, sure, yeah, and
you guys come from me.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Mm hmm. I love it.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I'm like, yeah, fucking okay, sure, fuck you. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, you know you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Like, it's all, it's all. It's all fun and games.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
We love each other at the end of the day.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
I love you too, dude.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
I like being taken down a peg. I like it.
It's kind of my kink.
Speaker 6 (45:20):
Yeah, because you're so high you keep you put.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yourself on a pedestal, and I really do. I have
really high expectations. Speaking of pedestals, I just want everybody
to know that my petal, what pedestal? PEG's a pedestal?
How do you say it? Hell? Hello? My rating on
uber not verified four point eight seven rating, that's is
(45:43):
that good? I would say that's pretty good. Yes, I
think that's pretty good. So I maybe another apology is
in order because I am very kind to people in
the driving transportation industry.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Mine's lower, I bet, I bet is lower.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Mine used to be very low.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I'm four point seven three, you're four.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
Point seven three, So you're a freaking dick.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, but how do you do this?
Speaker 6 (46:11):
How do you do this?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Go to uber and then go to account in the
right hand corner bottom right.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
And then when I but to be fair, when I'm
riding in an uber h I tap on the window
either to the left or right now, I go, no,
turn this way, doing it wrong? Nice?
Speaker 4 (46:28):
They love that. They love that, yeah, Adam, And so
I'm okay with this rating? Actually, Adam, can you find it?
Speaker 3 (46:34):
No?
Speaker 6 (46:35):
Okay, it's not even allowing me to.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
I think Dusty fucked you up and kicked you off
the uber app? Oh off five? Bullshit? What are you?
I'm four eight seven five four point seven?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
What are you're I'm four seven three, you're four eight
I'm four seven seven?
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Oh? So look who has the highest Uber rating? The
kind the man of the people.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Is this all you have? Wait? But I'm starting to
realize this also encompasses like Uber eats.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
I'd never use that. I refuse.
Speaker 6 (47:11):
You don't use Uber eats.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
No, I don't do any sort of delivery systems. I
get it on my own.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
Why that's true because he comes from hell.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
He hearkens back to his old.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
So you don't want Yeah, so you don't want to
support your old industry or no, I can do it myself.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
He is the industry.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
It's like, you know, if you know how to build
a house, you build your house. You know what I mean.
So there you go, And that was
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Anders Holm
Kyle Newacheck
Adam Devine
Blake Anderson
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